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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪
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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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[thunder crashes]
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I can't believe you stole
the Emerald of the Thunderbird.
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We're international treasure hunters.
It's what we do.
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[screeches]
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He's getting closer. Look out!
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[screeches]
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[both] Ahh!
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[screeches]
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-[thunder crashes]
-Whoa! What the--?
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Who dares disturb the slumber of Zeus?
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Dad? What are you doing?
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I'm Zeus.
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God of thunder?
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You guys were in a thunderstorm, right?
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Sky stuff is, like, Zeus's whole scene.
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It's not really a storm.
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We disturbed the mountain nest
of the Thunderbird.
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Then I shall smite him
with my mighty lightning bolt
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because I'm Zeus.
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Oh, that's, um...
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That's really cool,
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but the Thunderbird can only be destroyed
by the wail of the banshee.
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[giggling, screams]
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Caw-caw! Skurm, bleh!
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-Boom! No more Thunderbird.
-[giggling]
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[chuckles] Fun.
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You don't need Zeus then, obviously.
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I've been so busy with the new job,
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I guess I'm a little rusty
on pretend time.
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That's okay.
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The baby and I have gotten
really good at it by ourselves.
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Remember the helicopter demolition derby?
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-[giggling]
-[imitating helicopter blades, crashes]
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[Tim] This is Wing Skypanther
for Action-Disaster News.
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I'm locked in mortal chopper combat
with my Channel Six archnemesis,
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Flybaby Gummers.
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This only ends one way, Gummers!
With--
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Space Yeti!
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[roaring]
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[groans]
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Yeah, you know what?
You two have it covered.
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Are you sure? If you wanna play--
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No, no, no. I, uh, have to do dad stuff.
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Change some oil, catch up on my reading...
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Oh, come on!
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It's fine. I'm fine.
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My heart is strong. [inhales]
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You boys have fun making
lifelong memories together.
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No. The signs are all there,
but that's impossible.
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What?
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Every corporate instinct inside me
is screaming.
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I have a dissatisfied customer.
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Well, sure.
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He wanted to destroy the Thunderbird,
but your banshee wail stole his thunder.
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[laughs] Get it?
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You get it?
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Puns are comedy for the feeble-minded
and insufferable, but, yes, I get it.
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This is bigger than pretend time.
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Look.
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[Tim chuckles]
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Yeah, Dad and I used to hang out
all the time before you showed up.
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-Exactly!
-Exactly what?
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Before I showed up.
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You and Dad used to be like this,
but now we're summertime roommates.
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Great for you and me bonding,
but... [gasps]
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What happened to Dad finger?
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"I'm lonely and sad,
and I don't get my boys' inside jokes."
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That poor finger!
How do we make it happy again?
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You tell me!
You're the precious memories expert.
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Okay, hang on.
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How did I miss the data?
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[clicking, beeping]
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[Boss Baby groans]
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Baby love trending downward
in our own house!
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My first job
as a professional family baby,
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and I'm blowing the performance review.
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Templeton, where are my dad bonding ideas?
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Bike-riding lessons?
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With these stubby legs?
I can barely stay up on a trike.
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Ha! Matching Halloween costumes.
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By October,
I could be kicked out on the streets
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saying "Goo-goo, gah-gah" for tips.
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No! We need to make Dad happy now.
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[gasps] Dudes' Weekend!
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Yes! Dudes' Weekend...
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is a thing I assume you'll explain to me.
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Last summer, Dad and I took an awesome
camping trip to Lake Turtlemouth.
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It was awesome!
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We went fishing out on the lake.
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We roasted marshmallows,
told scary stories,
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and threw up because we ate too many
marshmallows and scared ourselves.
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[both vomiting]
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And we spent the night
looking up at the stars.
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So, fish homicide, story terrorism, vomit,
and watching dots in the dark.
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Like I said, awesome.
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Your happiness levels
do look off the charts.
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And since happy Dad
equals job security for baby,
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let the toothy smiles of this photo
be our guiding star.
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Dudes' Weekend Two: The Sequel.
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This time, it's personal... with a baby.
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I'll go talk to Dad.
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Yes, for Dad!
And my own plummeting approval ratings.
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Sayonara, sad face.
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[ringing, buzzing]
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-[beeps]
-Talk to me.
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Dad?
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Oh, hey, Tim.
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So, I was kind of thinking,
you know that weekend last year
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when you and I went camping?
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Dudes' Weekend!
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Honey, where'd we put the tent?
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What's up, sir?
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Just got a Code Bink-Bink.
Local baby lost his blankie.
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-He's throwing a Class Seven tantrum.
-[crying]
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That poor little blankie,
all alone and scared somewhere.
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"Somewhere" being the park.
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All you have to do is get it back to baby
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before the kid ruptures
his parents' eardrums.
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Easy-peasy. It's a milk run.
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-Just call the office when the job's done.
-You're not coming with us?
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Weekend plans.
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The Templeton men are going...
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ca... ca... cam... cah...
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Cahm-ping?
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Am I saying that right?
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Camping? Oh, okay, there it is.
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Oh, fun!
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This one time when I was in daycare,
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I busted out and hid for two weeks
inside a dead tree trunk filled with bees.
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Fun science fact:
after you eat enough bees,
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they stop trying to sting you
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and just accept
that you're their new queen.
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Why would you tell me that story?
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[sighs] I love the outdoors.
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Back to business.
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When you two get to the park,
keep a low profile.
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How come Staci gets to be in charge?
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Well, Jimbo, I always assumed
you were happier in a supporting role.
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But I'm good with blankies.
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Why can't I have a turn being boss?
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[Staci buzzing, yells]
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Yeah, it doesn't work for non-bees, Stace.
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Darn it!
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Code Bink-Bink's about as low stakes
as you can get.
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-I don't see any harm.
-Oh! I will not let you down, Boss.
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I know you won't, big guy.
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Staci, you cool with this?
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Cool as the grave, sir!
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There's that company spirit.
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Make me proud, team.
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Come on, we gotta go.
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Already?
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Doesn't Dad need to pack the car
with camping wares?
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Yeah, well...
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Hop in, dudes.
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So, he liked the idea?
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Oh, yeah. [laughs]
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Ted? Boys?
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Where is everyone?
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[sighs] I haven't had this bad boy
to myself in ten years.
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[chuckles]
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-Ah!
-[TV turns on]
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-[woman] Hi, honey, welcome--
-[man] Clambake!
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I think we should climb up the big slide
so we can see the whole park. Whee!
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Oh, or dig an underground maze
and search from below.
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We should do everything.
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I love being boss!
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[yelps]
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How am I doing? Great?
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[Staci grunting]
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-Thank you!
-Ugh!
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-[woman] Shh! Sweetheart! Shh!
-[baby crying]
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Mommy's gonna find your blankie,
I promise.
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I'm sure it's back at home... I hope.
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It's right there, stuck on your car!
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Uh, that was easy.
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She'll probably find it
when they get home.
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Show's over, mon capitaine.
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Show is not over, mon... Staci.
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This is my first job in charge,
and we are going to do it right.
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-Come on!
-[huffs]
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[seat belt clicks]
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[grunting]
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-Just leave it, Jimbo.
-I don't want it dragging on the ground.
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It could get all torn up.
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No blankie deserves that.
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Jimbo, it's just a blankie.
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[sputtering] Just a blankie?
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It's a traveling companion,
a trusted advisor,
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a nap facilitator, a best friend.
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I'm the boss today,
and we are hand-delivering this blankie
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-back to its owner.
-[car engine starts]
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Crud!
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Double crud!
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-[tuning station]
-[banjo music playing]
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Banjo, the official soundtrack of camping.
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So, how do we do this?
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Stop at the fish and pre-toasted
marshmallow vendor for supplies
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before we check in at our camping hotel?
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Pfft! Have you never been camping before?
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Baby... in a business suit.
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Look at the picture from last year.
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Do you see any fancy stuff?
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Dudes' Weekend is about having fun
outdoors the old-fashioned way.
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You know what else is old-fashioned?
Smallpox epidemics.
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-History is garbage, Templeton.
-[Dad imitating banjo]
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It's what the customer wants.
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[sighs] Oh!
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You don't have to do anything.
You're the baby.
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We do the camping stuff, you just smile
and make those noises grown-ups like.
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Good call.
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I can trot out
some classic baby reactions,
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amp up the cute factor to a 9.3.
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[Dad] Rocky Peak!
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We're really close. Tim, show the baby.
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Cute factor, 9.3.
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[giggling]
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Aww! That's my little man!
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Lake Turtlemouth is just around--
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-[giggling]
-The heck?
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-[tires screech]
-[all grunt]
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What is it?
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-Aw!
-[gasps]
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-[both panting]
-[Staci grunts]
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[car horns honking]
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Jimbo, wait!
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-[car horn honks]
-No!
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Why'd you stop me? I had them!
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You were about to run into traffic!
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I was following my heart.
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Then, buddy, your heart's trying
to turn you into a street pancake.
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I'm sorry, Staci.
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I... I just don't wanna lose
another blankie.
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Not like before.
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You're dying to tell me the story,
aren't you?
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I left my blankie for just a second,
and when I came back...
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[sniffling]
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I'm too close to this! [sobbing]
252
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,400
We'll get that kid his blankie back, okay?
253
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,571
You just can't follow every instinct
that hits your mushy parts.
254
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,741
That's what got us into this mess
in the first place.
255
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,994
[gasps] So you're saying
maybe that's what gets us out!
256
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,829
That is not at all what I am saying.
257
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,373
Show us the way, blankie.
258
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,792
Let the wind blow us to your home.
259
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,963
You didn't really expect that to--
260
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,424
[both wailing]
261
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,676
[both grunt]
262
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,344
[giggles]
263
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,305
Is... Is Lake Turtlemouth closed?
264
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,973
How do you close a lake?
265
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,059
It can't be closed. Try the gate.
266
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,977
[grunting]
267
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,229
It's not budging.
268
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,647
Are we in the right place?
269
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,191
I took the right turn at Widow's Gulch.
270
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,651
Or was it a left?
271
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:37,822
[snaps fingers]
272
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,950
-What's the plan, Templeton?
-I don't know.
273
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,910
Maybe Dad can find us
another place to camp.
274
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,496
-It's all the same, right?
-All the same? [sighs]
275
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,373
Templeton, Templeton.
276
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:51,377
What's your favorite drive-thru hamburger
and French fried potato establishment?
277
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,295
Fatso Phantom's Ghostburger To Go.
278
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,380
Of course it is.
279
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,924
And what would you say
if on your next visit
280
00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,845
to Mr. Phantom's "restaurant,"
instead of a juicy burger,
281
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:04,056
they served you an asparagus-beet salad
with lemon vinaigrette?
282
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,057
Ew!
283
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,809
Ew, precisely.
284
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,228
This is the Fatso Phantom Ghostburger.
285
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,149
It's not the finest establishment in town,
but it's proven it works
286
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,443
and it's what makes the customer happy.
287
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,279
Anyplace else is just asparagus and beets.
288
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:22,491
-We are not going asparagus-beet camping.
-Darn right we're not.
289
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,202
That stupid fence is going down!
290
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,123
[grunting]
291
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,791
-What are you doing?
-Picking the lock.
292
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,044
-You know how to pick locks?
-I saw it on TV, so I assumed I could.
293
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,173
[sighs] Uppies.
294
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,924
You know how to pick locks?
295
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,093
[scoffs] Corporate espionage, Templeton.
296
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,137
If you're not going through
your coworkers' desks,
297
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,680
you're not corner office material.
298
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,560
Hey, it's open!
299
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,270
[Tim] Just needed a good push.
300
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,481
-The baby helped.
-[cooing, giggling]
301
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,357
Aw, I bet he did.
302
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,776
Looks like Lake Turtlemouth is back on.
303
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,653
I love Dudes' Weekend.
304
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,991
Yay! Thanks, blankie!
305
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,326
Thanks for what?
306
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,370
We don't even know
if we're going in the right direction.
307
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,873
If you follow your heart,
you can't go wrong.
308
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,334
[sirens wailing]
309
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,420
Ooh, police cars!
310
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,755
-[thumps]
-[both grunt]
311
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,637
Triple crud!
312
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,181
[birds chirping]
313
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,767
Dudes' Weekend.
314
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,310
Dudes' Weekend.
315
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,942
This has to be mankind's least
efficient method of acquiring seafood.
316
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,194
But if it's what the customer wants...
317
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,362
Hey!
318
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,906
[laughs]
319
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,534
Hey, Dad, I think the baby
wants to fish, too.
320
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,245
[laughs] That is the cutest thing!
321
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,538
Where's my camera?
322
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,208
-[reel clicking]
-Ooh, I think you're getting a nibble.
323
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,545
Fart poop doody, it's alive!
324
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,589
-Say chee-- uh... uh...
-[splashes]
325
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,300
Oh. Oh, dear.
326
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,888
Dudes' Weekend!
327
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,349
-[siren wails]
-Ten-sixty-four. Ten-sixty-four.
328
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,475
Crime in progress.
329
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,311
Campground trespassing.
330
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,439
[man] Doug, you know we're chasing
an actual bank robber back in town.
331
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,150
Darn it to heck! I just said I'm busy!
332
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,570
[sirens wailing]
333
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,697
[evil laugh]
334
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,032
Eat tailpipe, Smokey!
335
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,118
I got a tank full of gas
336
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,455
and enough stolen cash
to put my baby through Ohio State...
337
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,292
for one full semester!
338
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,545
We're riding getaway
with a bank robber, Jimbo.
339
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,006
The cops are gonna capture her,
and then they're gonna find us
340
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,758
and guess who's back in daycare, huh?
341
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,760
[hyperventilating]
342
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,054
What are we gonna do, boss?
343
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,098
I don't know. I just follow my heart.
344
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,766
And my heart says...
345
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,560
[gasps] Ooh! Garden hose!
346
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,355
[Jimbo in spooky voice] Bank robber!
347
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,902
What the--?
All right, who's in my bank robbing truck?
348
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:07,072
I'm the spirit of your childhood blankie.
349
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,158
I need you to go to...
350
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,411
529 Conklin Avenue.
351
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,622
Or else!
352
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,792
Cool, I won't have to go to daycare
because we'll be dead.
353
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,628
Trust the process.
354
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,297
[mocking] Oh. Terrifying.
355
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,926
But guess what.
I never had a blankie when I was a kid.
356
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,763
What do you think set me on the path
of thievery and moral turpitude?
357
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,306
[grunting] Get-- I will--
358
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,893
[gasps] She's got no conscience.
My heart lied to me!
359
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,479
I swear to-- Who's really back there?
360
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,898
[Staci] Tiny ghosts, sucker!
361
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,567
-[shouting]
-[tires squealing, crashes]
362
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,779
Well, scratch the fish portion
of the perfect weekend.
363
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,573
Gotta come back strong
with these marshmallow brûlée-kabobs.
364
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,491
How are they coming?
365
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,534
[grunting]
366
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,329
You know how to make a fire with sticks?
367
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,456
I saw it on TV, so I assumed I could.
368
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,750
[grunting] Oh!
369
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,085
What about matches?
370
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,755
Ha! You think I'd bring matches
where a baby could get them?
371
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,798
[gasps]
372
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,884
Sorry, boys. No toasted marshmallows.
373
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,552
I better go pitch the tent.
374
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,598
-What?
-I'm the beet-asparagus salad.
375
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,516
What?
376
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,310
What's different
about this Dudes' Weekend? Me!
377
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,314
It's all going sideways
because of the baby, and I'm the baby!
378
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,732
We have to turn this around.
379
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,734
Can you eat marshmallows without toasting?
380
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,903
-Oh!
-Not when you're camping.
381
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,071
That's a sin!
382
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,948
The happy photograph, Templeton!
383
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,742
We're losing it all.
Fix it, fix it, save me!
384
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,203
We haven't lost all of it.
385
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,872
We just have to get Dad
and me and you there,
386
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833
the perfect viewpoint.
387
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,043
For the perfect photo!
388
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,462
Time to save Dudes' Weekend.
389
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,673
-[car horn honking]
-[woman groaning]
390
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,924
[both groaning]
391
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,301
Blankie, I'm so sorry.
392
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,220
I just wanted to get you home.
393
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,680
I tried to follow my heart,
394
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,766
but everything just took you
farther and farther away.
395
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,684
[sniffles]
396
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,978
I should never have been in charge.
397
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,731
Huh!
398
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,108
529 Conklin Avenue.
399
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,485
[gasps] Blankie, you're home!
400
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,572
But, Staci, how did you know
the exact right moment
401
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,699
to make that bank robber crash her truck?
402
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,992
I didn't.
403
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,827
Everything was going doody-side up,
404
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,913
so I just grabbed the blanket
and followed my heart.
405
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,333
My twisted black heart. [chuckles]
406
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,919
You did a Jimbo, and it worked!
407
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,546
Learn from the best.
408
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,673
Lead the way, Boss.
409
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,385
[sirens wailing]
410
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,095
[tires screeching]
411
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,264
Freeze! Step out of your car.
412
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,683
[groaning, murmuring]
413
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,730
Are those babies
climbing up the side of that house?
414
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,232
[man over radio] Debbie, bank robber.
Focus up.
415
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,194
[Dad whistling tune]
416
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,236
Nah, that's not it.
417
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,447
[whistling tune]
418
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,074
[sighs] I used to know this.
419
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,575
It's a classic hiking song.
420
00:17:56,658 --> 00:18:00,704
Ooh, maybe the bass part.
[imitating funky bass]
421
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,706
[sighs] Never mind.
422
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,583
Where is that perfect viewpoint?
423
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,629
Is that the trail? No.
424
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,130
Uh, that one!
425
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,465
No, that's a raccoon.
426
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,802
-Dad, do you know where we're going?
-Of course!
427
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,428
No.
428
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,222
[sighs] Boys, it's getting late.
429
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,516
We-- We may have to call this off.
430
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,767
No way, Dad!
431
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,104
This is Dudes' Weekend,
and dudes never give up,
432
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,773
because we're having
too much fun to quit, right?
433
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,274
-[Doug] Wrong!
-[Templetons] Ah!
434
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,567
Dudes.
435
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:31,902
[baby fussing]
436
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:35,322
[woman] Did we leave Jamie's B-L-A-N-K-I-E
at your place yesterday?
437
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,575
No, not "bonkley!" His blankie!
438
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,744
[wailing]
439
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,664
Shush, shush, shush. It's cool, kid. Shh.
440
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,624
Jimbo, it's your rodeo.
441
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,751
[excited cooing]
442
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,211
Hold it close.
443
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,965
You've got to love your blankie
as much as your blankie loves you.
444
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,633
[woman] Hang on. He just quieted down.
445
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,717
Oh, let me check on him.
446
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,178
You found it!
447
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,848
Oh, sweetie, I told you it would turn up.
448
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,687
And that's the story
of how Jimbo was in charge,
449
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:11,275
and everyone followed their heart,
and it all worked out in the end.
450
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,026
Those are babies up there!
451
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,571
Infinity crud.
452
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,032
Oh, oh, so your climbing babies
can be real,
453
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,411
but my tiny ghost
is just crazy bank robber talk?
454
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,413
You're such a Debbie.
455
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,543
What kind of dad brings his own kids
on a misdemeanor trespass?
456
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,296
[scoffs] What kind of outing is that
for a family?
457
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,673
We're not a family, we're dudes!
458
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,883
Tim, shush.
459
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,009
Officer, I'm sorry.
460
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,013
If you'll let my wife come get the kids,
I'm prepared to go quietly.
461
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,682
Wait, so otherwise,
you were gonna fight me right now?
462
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,892
No, sir!
463
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,855
I'm not letting Johnny Law
interfere with a good business plan.
464
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,232
-We're not done here.
-What are you gonna do?
465
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,402
On the field team,
we call it "doing a Jimbo."
466
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,655
[Dad shouting]
467
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,783
Agitated perp! I need backup!
468
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,243
[Dad groans]
469
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:04,912
[Tim] Hey!
470
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,623
Pssh. Great parenting.
471
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,583
Wonder where they get that from.
472
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,834
Tim, what--?
473
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,961
Answer: Not the mom.
474
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,338
Extra credit: It's the dad.
475
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,381
-[panting]
-What are you doing?
476
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,675
I can't go to jail. I'm too innocent!
477
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,011
Officer Doug doesn't end Dudes' Weekend.
478
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,430
We do, with a happy dad or bust.
479
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,934
-[both shouting]
-Dead end!
480
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,811
[gasping]
481
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,772
Boys, you gotta stop.
482
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,067
And not just because...
because I'm in terrible shape.
483
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,610
But, Dad, we can't just--
484
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,653
I don't believe it.
485
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,738
Tim, this is it!
486
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,114
The viewpoint!
487
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,826
Whoa, you're right!
488
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,036
[giggling]
489
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,664
Time for one perfect photo?
490
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,998
Let's dude it!
491
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,502
[timer ticking]
492
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,297
Everyone say "Dudes' Weekend!"
493
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,800
-[Dad and Tim] Dudes' Weekend!
-[bird screeching]
494
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:00,968
Ah!
495
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,555
[Dad sobbing] No!
496
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:06,890
[splashes]
497
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,892
The Thunderbird.
498
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,310
He got his revenge.
499
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,605
Sorry everything went wrong, Dad.
500
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,233
We just wanted to have a fun weekend
with you.
501
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,278
You know, so you'd be happy.
502
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,238
[Dad chuckles]
503
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,242
[laughing]
504
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,498
-[Doug shouts]
-[Dad grunts]
505
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,084
-[door slams]
-[harmonica blues playing]
506
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:39,339
Harmonica,
the official soundtrack of jail.
507
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,424
[keys jingle]
508
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:45,595
Um, Mr. Templeton, you are, thankfully,
not my problem anymore.
509
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,560
-Uh, h-h-hi, hon--
-Nope.
510
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,940
What do we do about them?
511
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,403
Code Bink-Bink too much to handle,
Jimbo?
512
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,157
Actually, sir, the blankie was returned,
no problem.
513
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,658
Jimbo did great.
514
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,245
Getting arrested was all part of the plan.
Right, buddy?
515
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,455
[nervous laugh] Mm-hmm!
516
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,706
Glad to hear it.
517
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,958
Guess you won't need me
to pick the lock then.
518
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,752
Boss, don't leave us here.
519
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,629
Brain, not heart, on this one, Jimbo.
520
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,007
You're babies. Just slip between the bars.
521
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,761
Oh, yeah.
522
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,099
Looks good to me.
523
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,185
Good? It looks awesome.
524
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,645
Even better than last year's photo.
525
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,565
-[Dad and Tim] Dudes' Weekend!
-[Boss Baby giggles]
526
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,528
[theme song playing]
527
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,050
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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