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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪
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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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[Simmons] Get set, fire!
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All right!
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I call it "Romper Blaster."
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How do you come up with this stuff?
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Ah, I was sick and tired of spending
so much time dressing my dollies,
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and I figured parents felt the same way
about dressing babies.
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So why not blast their clothes on?
[laughs]
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Violence is so fun.
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As my mentor, Dr. Stubenhaus, always said,
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"You'd be amazed how inventive you can be
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when you're dang sick of something."
[laughs]
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Impressive, Simmons.
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But market research
shows only 14 percent of parents
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are comfortable firing cannons
at their babies.
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This is useless.
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Outstandingly useless.
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Brava. The frontier of our dreams
lies at the edge of our nightmares.
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-What is happening at this company? Aah!
-That terrible toy
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is what this week
in research and development is about.
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Stop thinking.
Solve problems that don't exist.
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Forget about Stinkless Serum
and anything else that matters.
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Now is not the time
to think outside the box.
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This week, we smash the box.
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And then we rebuild it. Wiser.
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-Boss Baby!
-[yelps]
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How are you smashing the box?
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Mentally? Spiritually?
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Eh... sledgehammerly?
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You fail to grasp the spirit
of "Smash the Box."
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Disappointing.
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Ma'am, wait!
Just point me at the box you want smashed!
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What's this?
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Oopsie Baby Booster,
the Chair Safety Warning System.
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It's not quite ready yet.
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[Oopsie Baby] Oopsie!
Baby's falling off the chair.
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Seems to work fine.
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Seems to.
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-But if the baby leans too far--
-Simmons!
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Turtleneck always loves your work.
Throw me a crumb, anything.
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Uh, we're good here.
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Maybe you can smash boxes
in your department.
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Field operations doesn't have boxes,
just assorted paperwork.
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The odd manila file folder and-- [gasps]
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Wait a minute! I know how to seize
the inside track on becoming the next CEO!
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[Tim] Look at me.
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-I'm an Oopsie Baby.
-[Oopsie Baby] Oopsie!
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-Don't lean too far!
-[Tim shouts]
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[Oopsie Baby]
Baby's falling off the chair.
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-Still working on the Consequence matrix.
-[Tim yowls]
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That was awesome. [spits]
What else you got?
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Free business tip:
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there's no better way to impress a boss
than being proactive.
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Like that time I cleaned my room
without Mom and Dad asking.
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[laughs] That never happened.
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Templeton, meet the Lonesome Files,
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the most frustrating, difficult
company problems you can imagine.
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And I'm going to solve them all.
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Sounds hard and boring.
We should just invent stuff.
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Like this thing Simmons gave me.
No idea what it does, but it looks cool.
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-Rain check. This is-- ow!
-Whoa! Sorry.
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Is your punching box through?
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Who's to say?
Mysteries of science, really.
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Let's see.
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Lost toys, anti-baby activists.
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-Ah! A classic puzzler.
-[drawer bangs]
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Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump,
the baby who will not smile.
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He doesn't smile for pictures.
He doesn't laugh from tickles.
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He sits in the yard all day
and just growls.
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-[weak growl]
-A tragic case.
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Likes gummy duckies, pat-a-cake.
Dislikes noise, big sister. That's it.
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About as helpful as handlebars on oatmeal.
Let's pay him a visit.
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-Okay, Grump-Grump.
-[growls]
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We need to get you laughing again.
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So allow me to present a comedy joke.
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He's a baby. They don't understand jokes.
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This one has a physical punchline,
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therefore a high-yield laughter rate
in babies three to 14 months.
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Ahem.
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-What do you call a-- ow!
-[laughing]
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-Templeton!
-That's funny.
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-It's-- oh!
-[laughing]
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-[grunts] It's not working, Templeton.
-[growls]
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If that didn't make him laugh,
nothing will.
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Ah, but you didn't let me finish my joke.
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Ahem.
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What do you call "a low-flying waterfowl"?
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Duck!
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Too intellectual. Noted.
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-Ooh!
-[laughing]
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-[Boss Baby] Templeton!
-[growls]
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"Smash the box"?
That doesn't mean anything.
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Or does it mean everything?
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Unbox yourself, brain. Gah! [sighs]
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Gigi's coming to get you
for a family meeting. Look innocent.
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You really don't have to do this, Gigi.
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Summer's over before you know it.
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I can't go without leaving this family
with one final gift.
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A fully potty-trained baby.
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-Potty training is the worst.
-Don't you think he's too young?
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I potty-trained Ted at this age,
and he turned out great.
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-[chuckles] I'm the Pineapple Pro-feth-or!
-[laughing]
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Pineapples contain the protein bromelain,
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great for tenderizing meat.
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-I don't know.
-No, that's really true about pineapples.
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-The potty training, Ted.
-Well, might be nice.
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Remember how hard it was
to potty-train Tim?
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So much. Everywhere.
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-All right, if you think you can.
-Oh, I guarantee it.
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Got a family method
from the old country.
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It puts the baby
in total control of the process.
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Just you watch.
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[grunts]
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It's me, Templeton. As you were.
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As I was what? Agh!
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-Oh, don't mind me. Please continue.
-Jeez!
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Put on some-- anything.
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No can do, Tim-a-roo.
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Gigi's got me on a system.
"The Naked Baby Potty Technique."
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How does being naked help?
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I set up potty chairs all over the house.
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No need for help from grownups.
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That way, when it's time for baby to go...
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I just crawl over to the nearest potty
and achieve my major milestone.
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[thumps]
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Something bothering you?
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-You're naked.
-No, I'm not.
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I'm not looking again to prove it,
but, yes, you are.
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Baby nudity doesn't count.
Totally different from regular nudity.
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Your naked butt
is still gonna get all over everything.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
But we have bigger fish to fry.
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I've gotta knock out these Lonesome Files
if I want Turtleneck to notice.
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Here, just put this on
while you're around me.
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Pass.
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Honestly, I've never felt so relaxed.
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I thought you loved diapers.
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Who doesn't? But I owe Gigi one.
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She bought the Plushythingy toy
when Mom and Dad failed me.
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So I put on a little pee-pee pony show,
Gigi looks like a hero,
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and when she goes back home,
a few well-timed "accidents,"
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I'll be in diapers in a hot second.
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I love that you and Gigi
are finally getting along.
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But you know what I'd also love?
If your butt wasn't all over everything.
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Don't make this about you.
You better hope that's clean.
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I am not looking at a naked baby butt.
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[sniffs] And I checked.
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Wait. If this is for Gigi,
can't you just go on the potty right now?
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Presentation.
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Gigi needs to feel like she's earned this.
I'll go before bedtime tonight.
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Promise? [gasps, retches]
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-What?
-Your naked butt is on my Football Mike!
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How dare you?
This man was a hero in the football wars.
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Ahhh.
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All right, Baby Grump-Grump,
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let's take a look at you with fresh eyes.
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[humming]
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Whoa!
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Likes gummy duckies, hates noise,
eating gummy duckies,
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big sister, makes noise,
pat-a-cake player, strong claps,
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powerful slaps, too much noise--
Everything makes sense!
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[yells] I'm coming,
Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump!
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[yells] Put some pants on!
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[growls]
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Eh...?
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Hey, Boss. How goes it?
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Free and easy, Jimbee-bo.
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So, did you really just call us for this?
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Yes. And to witness.
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Big sister was making a lot of noise,
so you covered your ears, didn't you?
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But you had a fistful of gummy duckies.
With pat-a-cake-strengthened hands,
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ducky got shoved all the way down into...
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[whirring]
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-[laughing]
-Don't feel so grumpy now, do you?
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[gasps] You solved
Grumpy Baby Grump-Grump?
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-How?
-I don't know.
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-The answer just came to me.
-[man] The baby is laughing!
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Honey, the baby is laughing!
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[chuckles]
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Three hours and nothing?
What kinda bladder you got, kid?
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[babbling]
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You're right.
It'll happen when it happens.
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[panting]
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-[sighs] Oh, sweet relief.
-[Gigi] Forgot my book.
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[cooing]
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I know you can do this.
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Oh, mama mercy!
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Come on.
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Tip-top Timbo. Just the kid I need.
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Let's mosey office way
and wrangle some Lonesome Files.
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I want to help.
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I really, really do.
But I can't keep looking at baby butt.
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Your call.
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But whenever I'm not around,
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all I can think about is how much
of my stuff your naked butt is on.
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-[gasps] My comic!
-Hmm?
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Whoop. Might be a cheek mark
on the cover.
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Agh!
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I'm gonna smash the box today, Templeton.
You coming to the office or not?
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[growls] I don't know which is worse!
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[gasps]
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Yes, I am coming with you to the office.
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[chuckles]
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Remember you talked about
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how inventive you can be
when you're "sick of something"?
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Uh, this is ludicrous! I must build it.
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♪ Naked, naked, baby
Naked, naked, naked ♪
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Double B. You seem extra-relaxed today.
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-Fresh haircut?
-Negative.
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-Grow some more teeth?
-Nothing but nubs.
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-New power tie.
-He's not wearing any dang pants.
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You sure?
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Oh, yeah. Hey, good look on you, Beebs.
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Baby nudity, Templeton. Doesn't count.
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-Boss Baby. I need an opinion.
-[yelps]
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I'm pushing a disruption focus
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leaping further forward
to our technological destiny.
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Thoughts?
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Clean the slate, become the customer
and feel the unspoken need.
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Redundancies will sink. Whatever floats,
we harness to redefine that need.
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-Protracted rollout?
-Trickle-up culture shift.
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I never thought of it that way. Thank you.
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-You understood her?
-I over-stood her.
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She's never been so clear to me.
Could it be...
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-Wait.
-...that not wearing any clothes...
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-Not the reason.
-...makes me a genius?
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No. That's dumb.
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My clothes were a box,
and I've smashed it!
240
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,462
I'm set free.
241
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,756
I'm a naked baby genius!
242
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,426
You were plenty smart
with pants on, you know.
243
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,262
I've organized the files
into three categories.
244
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,973
Easy, Hard...
245
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,102
and Only Naked Baby Genius
Can Figure These Out.
246
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,605
I'm pretty sure Pants-On Baby Genius
could solve them faster.
247
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,317
Gotta get through these cases, Templeton.
After that, who knows?
248
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,070
With these results,
why wear pants ever again?
249
00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,364
You promised
you'd go on the potty tonight.
250
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,573
I promised nothing.
251
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,701
Gigi's training is baby-led, right?
Baby's not ready.
252
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,871
Please, these things
are making me cross-eyed. Agh!
253
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,706
Baby butt! I need those glasses.
254
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,335
Agh! Baby butt! Agh!
255
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,255
-What's his problem?
-I'm not wearing any clothes.
256
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,967
Huh. I honestly did not even notice.
257
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:02,263
Oh, "naked baby genius." I get that now.
258
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,684
Simmons, I'm absolutely sick and tired
of my brother's naked butt.
259
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:07,601
Whoa!
260
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,312
A trivial problem almost nobody
would care about.
261
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,398
You must have a zillion ideas.
262
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,607
Let's get to work.
263
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,819
I found optimized cases
for each of your strengths
264
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,656
using an algorithm I was able to develop
in five minutes because I'm naked.
265
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:25,035
The accounting department is missing cash?
Sounds like math.
266
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,956
You sure this job is for me?
Jimbo? We've met before.
267
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,126
Remember a few years back
when the company tried keeping money
268
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,295
in teddy bears instead of banks?
269
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,629
What could go wrong?
270
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,798
Oh...
271
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,260
Hug every teddy bear in Baby Corp,
and when you find a crunchy one,
272
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,721
dollars to donuts there'll be cash inside.
273
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,308
Yay! Teddy hugs! Best job ever!
274
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:51,729
Uh, you're giving me the problem file
from human resources?
275
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:55,274
"Worker Baby Amal took Worker Baby Peg's
brownie three years ago,
276
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:59,069
and they still won't talk to each other."
How is this my strength?
277
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,448
I ran the numbers.
The only solution is violence.
278
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,365
Yes!
279
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,993
[yells] Never put your pants on!
280
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,162
Hey, baby brother. Listen.
281
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,664
I'm really sorry
about my freak-out earlier.
282
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,916
I get it. You're a prude.
283
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,210
-Let's move past your hang-ups.
-Let's.
284
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,920
I brought an extra-comfy chair
285
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:19,340
to help you get even more relaxed
and even smarter.
286
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,341
Thank you.
287
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,761
Just sit your baby nude butt
right down here. Rats!
288
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,138
Templeton, are you trying to diaper me?
289
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,848
If you won't do it, then I will.
290
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,517
Then this is war.
291
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,937
It's not a war.
I just want you to wear some dang pants.
292
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,271
[screaming]
293
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,986
-Sorry about the brownie, Peg.
-See you at the next meeting.
294
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,571
Who's next?
295
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,453
After analyzing your file
from every angle,
296
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,997
I think I know what's happening
with your missing toys.
297
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,332
Do your worst.
298
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,084
[coos, grunts]
299
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,628
[baby moans]
300
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,841
Just reverse the rotation.
301
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,386
[giggles]
302
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,180
[giggles]
303
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,768
[man] Good boy.
Where'd you find all your lost toys?
304
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,647
-[gasps] What the--?
-Eat Romper.
305
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,815
Templeton!
306
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,277
-And keep it on.
-Never!
307
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,570
[screams]
308
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,782
Get me four bungee cords,
springs and a diaper.
309
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,868
I love science!
310
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,870
[humming]
311
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,040
"Thirty-four-year-old woman
sworn off loving babies."
312
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,043
"Six-year-old girl loses
her favorite homemade baby doll"?
313
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,546
[gasps] Sad little girl grows up
into baby-hating woman.
314
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,883
It's the same case! ♪ Ahhh! ♪
315
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,178
[gasps]
316
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,389
Melty the Crayon baby?
317
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,974
I lost you when I was six
318
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,227
and promised to never love a baby again
until I found you.
319
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,939
Honey, remember when I said
I didn't want babies?
320
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,441
Now I do!
321
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,402
-[whips]
-[yelps]
322
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,195
Keep the dang pants on.
323
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,072
Too many cases left to solve.
324
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,909
You can't corral this naked baby
brainpower in pants.
325
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,454
Ugh!
326
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,081
-[Boss Baby] Ha-hah!
-[growls]
327
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,251
Tim, time for lunch!
328
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,378
Oh, good. I'm starving. [squeals]
329
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:22,880
[squeaks]
330
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,550
Why is the naked baby on the counter
where our food goes?
331
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,886
Having a sit-down about having a sit-down.
332
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,846
Strange he hasn't gone anywhere yet.
333
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,725
By this point, kids are usually unloading
all over, like a zoo animal.
334
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:39,063
Can we eat lunch and not talk or think
about how zoo animals do their business?
335
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,022
Sure, Timmy.
336
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,317
Your favorite.
Peanut butter and peanut butter
337
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,654
smeared with baby butt,
baby butt, baby butt, baby butt...
338
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,156
[echoes] ...baby butt,
baby butt, baby butt...
339
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616
-[Gigi] Tim.
-[gasping]
340
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,119
-You okay?
-I'm, uh, not hungry anymore.
341
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,121
Maybe we should try a different technique.
342
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,208
One where, you know,
he can wear some dang pants?
343
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,126
He'll use the potty when he's ready,
344
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,337
even if he has to be naked
for the rest of the summer.
345
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,382
There's gotta be another way.
What if this doesn't work?
346
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:10,094
Hah! I'm a stubborn old lady, kid.
Nothing outlasts me.
347
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,931
I sat in a protest on the steel mill floor
for three straight days.
348
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,725
Just to get tuna sandwiches
in the vending machines.
349
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,727
I know how to get the baby to go.
350
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,899
-[Jimbo] Now what?
-We admire our work.
351
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,777
I solved every problem in this room
in a few days.
352
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,406
Imagine what I can continue to do
if I never wear clothes again!
353
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,491
A clean file drawer.
354
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,411
You've smashed a very big box.
355
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,789
This transforms my mood
from "regular" to "impressed."
356
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,586
I can now fill this cabinet with sand.
357
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,422
Won't that be an inspiration?
358
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,589
All I can say, ma'am,
359
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,342
-is when it comes to smashing the box--
-Oh, wait.
360
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,094
You missed one.
361
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,389
I am no longer impressed.
362
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,935
Hand it to me. Let's solve it quick.
363
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,062
The Stubenhaus file.
364
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:02,980
What?
365
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,523
Nonsense and gobbledygook.
366
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,110
Here at the top, "Vibes I Link In."
What does that mean?
367
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,362
[gasps] This mammajamma's a code!
368
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,449
-Know what they say about coded files?
-They call them "mammajammas"?
369
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,242
Like a sword in a stone.
370
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:19,121
Whoever decodes this is destined
to wield the power hidden within.
371
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,416
[sniffs]
What's your secret, secret file?
372
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,044
And the train's gone off the rails.
373
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,628
It sure has, Stace.
374
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,132
Stubenhaus file, meet your naked master.
375
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,425
[door opens]
376
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,385
Come on!
377
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,179
Chill. I need to talk to Simmons.
378
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,680
Tell me about Stubenhaus.
379
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,974
He left a coded file.
Know what this means?
380
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,144
Uh, Dr. Stubenhaus loved secret codes.
381
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,063
He was one smart cookie
382
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:48,150
and always worried about industrial spies
stealing his best ideas.
383
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,068
Such as?
384
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,277
The usual.
385
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:54,031
Meat-flavored formula,
toys that dissolve for no reason,
386
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,325
baby bronzer, Stinkless Serum.
387
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,328
[gasps] This is the formula
for Stinkless Serum!
388
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,455
"Vibes I link in"
are vibes I don't stink in.
389
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,207
Whoa there, cowboy.
390
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,753
Everyone works on Stinkless Serum.
This could be anything.
391
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,297
Who writes down their formula in code?
392
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,549
Someone who discovered something big
393
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,719
who doesn't expect a naked baby genius
in the driver's seat.
394
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,054
That's who. [laughs]
395
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,808
-How did I do?
-A flawless performance.
396
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,560
My character was a cowgirl. Pew, pew, pew!
397
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,605
I could tell.
And now for the grand finale.
398
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,442
♪ Vibes I link in, vibes I link in-- ♪
399
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,944
Gah! Nothing!
400
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,279
Not now, Templeton. Back away.
401
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,489
Er, front away.
402
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,200
This is your last chance
to put some dang pants on.
403
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,411
What, and restrict the clean flow
of thinking my nudity affords?
404
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,914
-Aah!
-On the verge of breaking Stubenhaus?
405
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,208
Have you become a complete raving madman?
406
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,545
No. Just a kid who's sick
of baby butts on stuff.
407
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,005
I'm sorry, but you leave me no choice.
408
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,049
Templeton, what?
409
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,219
The Oopsie Baby Booster,
now for potty training.
410
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:01,056
You move, an alarm sounds.
You move too far, boom!
411
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,726
When you're ready to pee,
go ahead and pee.
412
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,188
I'll deactivate the Oopsie Baby,
we'll tell Gigi and celebrate,
413
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,858
and you'll get some dang pants
back on. No pressure.
414
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,443
You think you have the upper hand.
You're wrong.
415
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,946
I can decode the file from the throne...
416
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,157
where all big ideas happen.
417
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,033
Suit yourself. Get it?
418
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,828
It's no duck joke. You're dismissed.
419
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,997
-[monitor chimes]
-Talk to me.
420
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,874
Oh, I forgot another thing.
421
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,459
Stubenhaus loved anagrams.
422
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,337
You scramble letters in words
to make other words--
423
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,090
I know what an anagram is.
I'm a naked baby genius!
424
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,758
[Simmons] All right, fine. Jeez.
425
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,142
[gasps] Invisible Ink.
426
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:47,269
This gobbledygook isn't gobbledygook.
427
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,313
It's a message hidden in invisible ink.
428
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,357
Simmons, Stubenhaus and invisible ink,
how do I decode it?
429
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,527
Well, his fave was one
that exposed the message
430
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,864
with pretty much any liquid--
except water.
431
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,575
Weird, but he's a genius.
I'm a genius, I get it.
432
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,869
-[Oopsie Baby] Oopsie!
-[gasps]
433
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,288
Baby's falling off the chair.
434
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,540
-Oopsie Baby.
-[Gigi] Is the kid okay?
435
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,252
He's fine! I think he's really close
to going on the potty.
436
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,754
Templeton, help me out.
437
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,758
Get me some juice, some milk.
Any kind of liquid will decode this memo.
438
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,844
Whatever you need,
so long as you put some dang pants on.
439
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,722
But this is the tip of the iceberg.
I can't get dressed.
440
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,225
I'll lose my competitive edge.
Please, Templeton.
441
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,269
Sorry. No pants, no dance.
442
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,479
[growls]
443
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:31,897
Liquid soap?
444
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,858
Drat! Who still buys bars? Shampoo?
445
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,610
[grunts] Out of reach.
446
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,821
I have to know what this says.
Any liquid, any liquid...
447
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,491
[spitting]
448
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,869
Aw! Who knew I was so bad at spitting?
Come on, boss man!
449
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,372
Any kind of liquid
can help me solve this puzzle.
450
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,459
So, it's come to this.
451
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,004
All right, Stubenhaus.
Here comes "any liquid."
452
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:57,381
[grunts]
453
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,467
Don't worry, Gigi.
This is definitely going to work.
454
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,302
Where did you get that potty chair?
455
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,097
Uh, Danny Petrosky's uncle works
in a baby research lab.
456
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,432
That seems reasonable
because it's the truth.
457
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,477
[Oopsie Baby chimes]
Hooray! Baby went potty.
458
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,146
-Well, I'll be.
-I'll go make sure.
459
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:17,359
Come on, Stinkless Serum formula.
Your secrets are mine, Stubenhaus.
460
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,277
[laughing]
461
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,612
Wait, it's not decoding.
462
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,281
It's dissolving. No!
463
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,951
-Stubenhaus' file dissolved? Gotcha.
-What did you say to me?
464
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:29,705
Yep, Gigi, he really did go.
So you can bring him some dang pants.
465
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,792
Pants on, naked. Smart, fooled. Boom!
466
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,461
-[Oopsie Baby] Oopsie! Oopsie!
-Oh.
467
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,136
Baby, what did you eat?
468
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,055
[Tim] Huh.
469
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,140
Guess you were right.
470
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,934
One accident, you're back in diapers
in a hot second.
471
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,603
I did miss the comfort and containment.
472
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,273
You really smashed the box
with that paper trick.
473
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,734
And Stubenhaus, too.
He was quite the genius.
474
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,653
Pfft! Stubenhaus was a terrible scientist.
475
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,574
Simmons just likes his dumb sayings.
That secret code was all me.
476
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,076
I got the idea
when Simmons was demonstrating paper
477
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,203
that only dissolves in liquids
that aren't water.
478
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,456
Why would anyone need--?
Right, Simmons.
479
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,082
Useless invention. Carry on.
480
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,625
[Tim] I just doodled on it.
481
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,504
I planted the file
where I knew someone would find it.
482
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,966
Then I trapped you on the toilet
with one option. Tinkle, tinkle, boom,
483
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:27,304
-you're wearing pants again.
-Outsmarted by a kid in denim short pants.
484
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,514
Farewell, naked baby genius.
485
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,184
-He had a good run. Night.
-Night.
486
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,022
[Tim] While you were gone,
I put my naked butt on your pillow.
487
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,608
-[Boss Baby] Agh!
-[Tim chuckles]
488
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,695
[theme song playing]
489
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,966
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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