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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪
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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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Old people. The wrinkled menace.
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I agree they're shady, sir,
but how are they a menace?
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Babies are the most adorable,
lovable things on the planet.
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Old folks are like the raisins of people,
and we're the chocolate chips.
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It's not what they are, Stace.
It's what they want.
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Mashed food, warm milk, frequent naps,
their family's constant attention.
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Quality diaper products.
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-I like all those things.
-Exactly.
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I can't believe we didn't see it sooner.
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Old people
are babies' natural competitors.
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-[gasps]
-Indeed.
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How long before they come
after babies' share of the world's love?
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-Uh--
-Don't answer! Too late.
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Because unless I'm mistaken, not possible,
one of these old people
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is already looking to take babies down.
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Frederic Estes.
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[both gasp]
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I think he's onto us and after us.
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-He could be the next Bootsy Calico!
-Not if we stop him now.
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Can you please wrap this up?
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Oh, sorry, temporary summertime roommate.
We'll try to keep it down.
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We can't sit around and wait for this
crank to blossom into another archnemesis.
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No. We're gonna protect Baby Corp's love
and make a splash with our new CEO.
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-This time, we strike first.
-Yes, yes, yes!
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Jiminy Christmas, you guys.
Don't tell Mom I swore.
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Strike plan. Ideas by tomorrow.
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I want Frederic Estes' head on a platter
for Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby
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-by the end of the week.
-[Staci] Yeah!
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Head guts! Let's ride.
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-[Jimbo neighs]
-[Staci laughs]
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It's a figure of speech, Staci.
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We're not severing any actual--
Well, she's excited.
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How about you, Templeton?
Any anti-Estes ideas?
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Really not getting involved in this one.
I like old people.
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[Boss Baby laughs]
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Classic Templeton.
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I'm serious.
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Bootsy Calico and his cats
were freaky and evil,
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but old people aren't either
of those things.
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-They make me happy.
-That's mathematically impossible.
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You're over a thousand percent closer
to baby age than old people age.
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How could they possibly make you happy?
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-Oh, this is about her.
-[Gigi] Knock, knock.
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Is it too late to say good night
to my big grandson?
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Not for either one of us.
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What in-- Did you let him out of his crib?
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Uh, I guess that's the only explanation
that makes sense.
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[Gigi] Unh-unh.
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We talked about this, bossy britches.
You don't get to run this house anymore.
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Cute and sassy doesn't cut it
with your Gigi.
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-[Boss Baby farts, giggles]
-Ugh!
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Oh, we are gonna work on that attitude
this summer.
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And as for you, young man,
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did somebody place an order
at the tickle factory?
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Oh, no, I ordered too many.
Send them back!
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[Gigi laughs]
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Good night, Timmy.
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughs] She's the best.
You two should try harder to get along.
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I like you and I like her,
so, mathematically,
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that's like a thousand percent chance
you'll like each other.
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[groans] Public schools.
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Brass tacks, Templeton.
I'm a baby, she's a senior citizen.
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War's coming,
and Gigi and I are in opposite camps.
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Sooner or later, you have to pick a side.
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-Pick Team Baby!
-[Tim yells]
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These are your Frederic Estes
strike plans?
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Nunchucks are the only plan I need.
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And I brought this thumb
to agree with Staci's plan.
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[groaning]
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We have to send a message.
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Humiliate Estes,
let him know this is a baby town.
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You come after our love,
we don't run and hide.
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-[Tim and Gigi laugh]
-Ahh! Run and hide!
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-You're gonna be on TV?
-[chuckles] Maybe.
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Marsha Krinkle's doing a fluff piece
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on a charity pinochle tournament
at the senior center.
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It was my friend Frederic's idea.
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Hmm?
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-You wanna come?
-You think I could be on TV?
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Who knows? I made the local news once.
Well, my mug shot did.
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The boss tried to take away
our dental plan,
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so I cracked his tooth with a forearm.
[cracking sound]
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-I could make cookies for the old folks.
-Oh, sure. That'd be easier.
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Start your baking and we'll head over
in a bit.
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I'm gonna be on TV!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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-Jimbo, Staci, I have our strike plan.
-[Staci and Jimbo giggle]
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Hi, I'm Timothy Templeton.
Hello, I'm Timothy Templeton.
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-Shalom, I'm Tim--
-Templeton!
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Stirring like a real pro.
What you got there, cookies?
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-I'm gonna be on TV.
-Hey, hey! Check out Mr. Big Time.
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[groans]
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My mouth's clean. It's fine.
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[groans]
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Better get Mom and Dad's help
turning on the oven.
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Don't wanna burn your eyebrows off
before your big debut, champ. [laughs]
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Smart. Be right back.
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[whistles]
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[chewing]
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Engage bubble gum.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Black pepper, ground extra fine. [sneezes]
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Don't worry about it, Stace.
This is for the old people.
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[all cackling]
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Clambake!
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-Is our family famous yet?
-Ooh, where's my little celebrity?
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Sweet seniors playing cards for charity?
Could this be any more adorable?
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I just wanna pinch those wrinkled cheeks
and see how far they stretch. Love it.
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[laughs] Well, you wanna see adorable?
Meet my grandson.
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He baked cookies for everyone.
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Hey, I know that kid!
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Yeah! Go, Tim. Go, Mom!
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Hi, I'm Cookie Templeton. No, wait!
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[Marsha] Oh, relax, Cookie.
I'm just your average A-list celebrity.
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[gasping breaths, sneezing]
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-[sneezing continues on TV]
-Scarf that cookie, Estes.
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-Bless you! Bless you!
-[sneezing]
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Bless you too!
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[sneezing continuing]
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Whoa, is it allergy season?
What's going around the infirmary here?
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[sneezes] My dentures!
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Ugh! Roosevelt, something's going down.
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Shake the camera
so it looks more exciting.
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[old woman] What's in these cookies?
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[Estes] My dentures!
Where are my dentures?
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[Estes sneezing]
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Hey, what's happening?
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So you baked these cookies yourself.
Hmm.
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Roosevelt, smell that news.
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I smell bubble gum. Loosens the dentures.
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Pepper, makes you sneeze.
And I smell a very big story.
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I'm really gonna shake this camera,
Marsha.
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Shake it, shake it, shakety-shake.
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Templeton, why'd you sabotage the treats?
Age envy? Grampy never hugged you?
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What? No! I didn't--
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What's the point in making old people
look super gross?
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Someone else must've...
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You! You're watching, aren't you?
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Can-- can he see us?
No, that's crazy, right?
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You did this.
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What did we do?
Where did we go wrong, son?
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Reporting live from the senior center,
I'm Marsha--
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Cut! [retches]
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Ahh!
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[babies laughing]
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To poor Estes,
and a very sad day for old people.
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[door bangs]
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-How could you do that to us?
-Templeton, I did it to Estes.
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You made me and our Gigi look terrible.
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I'm sorry you were collateral damage,
Templeton, but we had to be proactive.
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We can't let old people
cut into our love share.
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-Not happening now, am I right?
-Team Baby!
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Come on, join us. Field team celebration.
You're part of this.
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I did warn you you'd have to pick a side.
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You really gonna throw in
with the flying denture crowd?
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I'm not picking sides.
I like babies and old people.
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I don't want to be part
of your dirty business.
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Ha! You can't just walk away from the warm
embrace of Lady Business, Templeton.
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You've been out there in the sauce.
She's in your veins now.
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It'd be like cutting out your own soul.
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Then maybe I'll run my own business.
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Oh, really?
And what slapdash operation might this be?
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-It’s super cool.
-Your business is called "super cool"?
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For big kids.
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Super cool big kids?
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Incorporated. No sides, no enemies.
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Just cool people doing fun stuff,
incorporated style.
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-That's not a business.
-You're not a business. Boom!
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[line rings]
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Mmm. Petrosky residence.
A Petrosky speaking.
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Danny, it's Tim.
Are you out of summer school yet?
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I decided to home summer school.
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Oh, well, I was hoping you could come over
and help me start a business.
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Love to, but I'm really swamped.
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It's called
Super Cool Big Kids Incorporated.
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Yes! Wait, did you say "super cool"?
I'll be there in one!
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[babies laughing]
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I'm telling you, it was raining dentures.
Estes was, like... [groaning]
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-I love that.
-Hey, Double B,
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Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby
wants to see you in her office.
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Ah, thanks, Hendershot.
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If you'll all excuse me,
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I'm off to cleanse myself
in a shower of praise.
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[speaks Japanese]
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Lots of good news to share.
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First and most importantly,
the serum is absolutely secure.
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-I guess that isn't so much news as--
-[CEO Baby] Grizzly bears.
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-Not where I was going, but...
-When they sleep, do you poke them?
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I feel like there's no good answer here.
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Frederic Estes. Dangerous? Incredibly.
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Ever since you reported him to Baby Corp,
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we've had the triplets
on full-time surveillance.
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[Triplet 1] Can you see my brain?
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[Triplet 2] Just empty darkness
and boogers.
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[Triplet 3] I wanna see darkness
and boogers.
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-Hey!
-There's about four hours of this.
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-But then...
-Give it.
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A baby did this!
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Uh-oh.
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-[sneezes]
-[man shouts]
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-Relax, Freddie. Babies are cute.
-I love my grandbabies.
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-Do you?
-Yes.
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-Do you?
-Yes.
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Do you?
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Well, now I don't know anymore.
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What do babies want?
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Mashed food, warm milk, frequent naps,
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their family's constant attention,
quality diaper products.
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I like all those things.
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Exactly. We were here first.
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Are we going to let these puking punks
take what's ours? No!
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Today we start taking it all back!
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Today, we band together
as the Consortium of Ancients.
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-[old woman] Oh, yes!
-Let's teach these babies some manners.
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[shouting]
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You poked a sleeping grizzly bear.
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You started a war
with grandmamas and grandpapas.
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You'd better be prepared to win it.
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Did you see those dentures flying?
We'll annihilate them!
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In market share of love.
No actual homicide.
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This ends your portion of my time.
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00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,604
I do have a baby grandson
I'm trying to teach some manners.
236
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:14,150
-Sure, let's give this a try.
- Gigi.
237
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,944
A great sign is important.
238
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,655
It lets the world know
what we're all about.
239
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,908
Being super cool. No boundaries.
240
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:28,539
I haven't felt this good since my dad
let me eat two whole pies for breakfast.
241
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,499
-[laughs]
-[Boss Baby clears throat]
242
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,254
Excuse me. The baby wants me
to play with him for a second.
243
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,839
[snoring]
244
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,386
Bad news. Gigi's in with Frederic Estes.
245
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,138
Yeah. He's her friend.
246
00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,348
Look, I don't have time for enemy stuff.
247
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:50,019
Danny and I are super busy
just being cool and setting an example
248
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,396
for how everyone else could get along
if they tried.
249
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,316
How is that going to increase
your market share of love?
250
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,277
That's not what
Super Cool Big Kids Incorporated is about.
251
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,197
Your business model is ludicrous!
Sorry, sorry.
252
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,949
Look, I need you to come back
to the field team.
253
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,162
-Babies and old people are at war.
-That bad, huh?
254
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,832
I know Gigi's been really mad
since the cookie thing.
255
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,834
You want me to help fix things
between you guys?
256
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,461
No, I wanna win!
257
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,338
There can be only one.
258
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,924
That's what I thought
when you came into this family.
259
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:20,841
Guess what.
260
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,260
-Uh...
-I was stupid and wrong.
261
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,641
Boom! Super Cool Big Kid style!
262
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,101
[mockingly] "Super Cool Big Kid Style!"
263
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,064
Turns out Estes isn't
the shriveled pushover we anticipated.
264
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:39,568
We're in for a dogfight, people.
But these dogs are people, people.
265
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,572
Taking candy from a baby.
Sounds easy, right?
266
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,367
Get that outta your heads!
267
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:50,454
There's nothing easy
about taking back what's ours.
268
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,706
We're gonna bring out their cranky sides,
269
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,333
show everyone that old people
270
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,919
-are nothing but crotchety grumps.
-[whimpers]
271
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,380
We're going to send them
into tantrum mode.
272
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,549
Parents will go nuts.
273
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,510
The world will run back to babies
for the antidote,
274
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,555
adorable giggles and warm snuggles.
275
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:11,767
The world's gonna need
a lot of quiet afternoons
276
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:17,481
and soothing "back in my day" stories
from their elders.
277
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,859
-[Boss Baby] What do we want?
-Babies number one!
278
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,027
-When do we want it?
-Now!
279
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,988
I don't know, I just like yelling!
280
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,783
So hike up those pants
to action mode because...
281
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,204
-babies are going down!
-Oldies are going down!
282
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,039
-Right after our naps.
-Right after our naps.
283
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,708
[all snoring]
284
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,712
-To war!
-To war!
285
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,131
[old man] Hey, stock boy!
286
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,593
What kind of produce section
only has coconuts?
287
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,430
-We must've sold out!
-[Estes] What? We can't mash these!
288
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:52,349
What do you think we are,
garbage disposals?
289
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,352
[growls]
290
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:59,398
Please! I have a grandpop.
I like him a lot!
291
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:04,069
Then you should know
he likes bananas, berries, soft foods!
292
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,070
[whimpering]
293
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,991
Nanners, you fool!
What happened to the nanners?
294
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,412
We must've sold out!
I don't know, who else likes soft food?
295
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,706
Babies.
296
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:21,670
How is everyone sold out of baby toys?
It's madness. Madness!
297
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,172
[woman gasps]
298
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:27,217
Hey, she's got a deck of cards. Get her!
299
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,679
Back off! These will give Scooter
two or three minutes of quiet play time,
300
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,222
and they are mine!
301
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,643
What maniac bought all the baby toys?
302
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,019
Old people.
303
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,687
[horn honks]
304
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,067
[giggling]
305
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,862
-Oh, my goodness.
-[gasps, grunts]
306
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,199
[gasps] Where did this adorable
giggly baby come from?
307
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,993
I'm sure your mom or dad
will be here soon.
308
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,913
You're too cute to forget about.
309
00:15:56,288 --> 00:16:00,459
Ugh! Ah, forget it!
I flew planes in the war.
310
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,003
-Let's dance, traffic.
-[horn honks]
311
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,673
-[tires screech]
-Stick a potato in your tailpipe, sonny!
312
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,219
[baby whimpers]
313
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,516
[crying]
314
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:16,767
[tapping on window]
315
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,812
[baby whimpers]
316
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,524
-[yells]
-[babies crying]
317
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:27,111
[man] Somebody turn down the volume
of these babies!
318
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,946
-[shouting]
-[man] Shut up!
319
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,572
-[woman yells]
-Huh?
320
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,658
[old people growling]
321
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,827
[Jimbo whimpering]
322
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,998
[tires screeching]
323
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,960
Old people!
324
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,964
[groans] Rough night. Look alive, Peg!
325
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,800
We got a war going on.
Where's that morning market report?
326
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,761
Did we crush old people
right off the pie chart yet?
327
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,389
Hang on, still updating.
328
00:16:55,472 --> 00:17:01,061
Okay, see that teeny, tiny sliver in gray?
That is love for old people.
329
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:06,066
Ha! Stay off our turf next time,
you dusty skin racks. Sweet victory.
330
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,862
Hang on.
See that teeny, tiny other sliver?
331
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,573
-That's love for babies!
-What?
332
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:17,953
How? We're supposed to be--
Wait, who's that big piece of pie, then?
333
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,622
Oh, no. No, unh-unh. No.
334
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,500
[yells, babbles]
335
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,253
-It's okay, he's asleep.
-[sighs]
336
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,630
That kid's really going places, isn't he?
337
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,051
-Okay, Templeton, you were right.
-About what?
338
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,512
Babies made old people look bad,
old people made babies look bad,
339
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,015
and somehow... what are you doing?
340
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,684
Making cool sweatbands
out of shirtsleeves for our business.
341
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,895
-There's a market for that?
-We do our own thing.
342
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,814
That's not a business! Sorry, where was I?
343
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,609
Somehow, by doing your own thing,
344
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,612
big kids like you came out
looking better than all of us,
345
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,030
strictly by default.
346
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:56,283
-Super cool.
-Yes. Super.
347
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,911
Want some business advice?
Make up with old people.
348
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:02,081
Learn to be friends with Gigi
and you'll feel so much better.
349
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,082
[gasps]
350
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:08,295
I guess we have no choice.
We have to get our love share back,
351
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:12,466
even if that means making friends
with the elderly.
352
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,844
-Really? You promise?
-I promise.
353
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,179
Will you help us?
354
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:18,764
[Boss Baby] Game day!
355
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,767
Game time? Game o'clock?
I never get into sports metaphors.
356
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,102
Tim, progress report.
357
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,104
Gigi put the word out
to the senior center.
358
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,564
Bocce tournament, three p.m. at the park.
359
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,775
Word traveled fast. She's very gossipy.
360
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,860
One of her many winning traits.
361
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,239
And Danny put up hundreds of fliers
for the big baby playdate.
362
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,032
Three p.m. at the park.
363
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,828
Well, that's babies and old people headed
for the same place, same time.
364
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,330
-I hope this works.
-It's a great plan.
365
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,457
You guys just hang out, be super cool,
366
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,668
and I think you'll see
that old people are, too.
367
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,839
Excellent work, Templeton.
Thank you. We'll take it from here.
368
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,927
All clear.
Time to commence Operation Endgame.
369
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,931
[Boss Baby] Bocce, a game played
with brightly colored balls.
370
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,810
Old people love it,
and they take it very seriously.
371
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:09,606
Babies. You know what they love?
Brightly colored balls.
372
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,692
Match, meet fuse.
373
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,610
Marsha Krinkle, Channel Eight News.
374
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:18,073
I'm standing next to a man who once shot
his teeth at me like a mouth cannon.
375
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,369
-So, where's the news coming from today?
-[chuckles] No news.
376
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:26,623
Just old people enjoying a park
that rightfully belongs to them,
377
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,252
-free from the tyranny of tiny--
-[old woman] Babies!
378
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,088
-[old woman growls]
-[cooing, giggling]
379
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,756
[overlapping exclamations]
380
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,011
-[Staci] That's gonna get ugly.
-Old people yelling at babies?
381
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,056
-"Ugly" doesn't cover the half of it.
-Hands off my bocce ball!
382
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,184
[Boss Baby]
They're gonna look like monsters.
383
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,186
[Gigi] Hand it over, kiddo.
384
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,063
What is with the babies in this town?
No manners, no respect.
385
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,482
-Breaking scandal in Dangerous Well Park.
-Aah!
386
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,861
This cranky coot
is taking a toy away from a baby.
387
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,822
Oh, this isn't what it looks like.
388
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,407
[sobbing]
389
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,326
What is wrong with you?
390
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,412
-I didn't mean to--
-Don't back down, Mrs. Templeton.
391
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:09,124
These babies need to learn their place,
once and for all.
392
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:14,004
For justice, for bocce,
and the Consortium of--
393
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,299
Milk and cookies!
Get your milk and cookies.
394
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:21,428
Free refreshments
from Super Cool Big Kids Incorporated.
395
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,181
What's he doing here?
This isn't part of the plan.
396
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,307
-[Tim] No.
-[all gasp]
397
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,892
It's part of my plan.
398
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:30,520
I saw you crossing your fingers
in the reflection of Danny's sunglasses.
399
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,856
I promise.
400
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:37,110
-[Tim] So I'm stopping this myself.
-[gasps]
401
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,864
With one snack
old people and babies can both agree on.
402
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,033
See? You're not so different after all.
403
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,120
-Want some?
-White heaven? Of course I do.
404
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,373
This changes nothing.
405
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,334
Those old people
are still riled up about their bocce.
406
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,629
When the snacks run dry,
it's gonna get ugly.
407
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:01,093
And you'll still have to choose
which side you're... [gasps]
408
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,097
Templeton! This milk is warm!
409
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,769
[yawns]
410
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:16,775
-[slurring] How dare you!
-Night-night, baby.
411
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,569
[slow-motion yelling] No!
412
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,990
[Boss Baby snores, groans]
413
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:24,866
What happened?
414
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,286
-Why is the park our house now?
-Shh.
415
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:31,081
An incredible scene
of outrageous adorableness today...
416
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:31,999
No.
417
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:37,629
...as a group of pudgy babies took
their nappy-nap with these silver seniors.
418
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:41,216
Wake up, don't look so peaceful!
You're with an old person!
419
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,303
-This can't be happening.
-It already happened.
420
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,139
Timmy, I'm off to protest
a new grocery store opening
421
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,391
at the site of an old grocery store.
Wanna come?
422
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,643
No, thanks. I'm hanging out with the baby.
423
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:55,480
-[cooing]
-Oh, it's you. Hey.
424
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:57,983
[Boss Baby grunts]
425
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,485
I know this is weird.
You're both new to each other.
426
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,113
But whatever happens
between babies and old people,
427
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,865
it doesn't come into this house.
428
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:08,452
Family is a circle.
Nobody should have to pick sides.
429
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:14,499
Old and young wrapped warmly
in each other's unnatural embrace.
430
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,627
Cute as a koala on a silk pillow.
431
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:22,966
-Okay. Family's off-limits.
-Pleasure doing business with you.
432
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,052
I think all of us seniors realize
433
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,345
that ain't the way
to raise our grandbabies.
434
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,723
You and me,
we work this out between us.
435
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,517
No more Consortium of Ancients.
436
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,521
Consortium of Ancients forever!
437
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:40,317
-[all cheering, groaning]
-[joints cracking]
438
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820
[theme song playing]
439
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,175
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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