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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling up and down
The boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪
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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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[fart]
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[sniffs] Ugh!
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-What in the corporate world?
-[strained] Can I get a little privacy?
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-Amal, are you going corner in my office?
-You're the one working in the restroom.
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The what?
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[humming]
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Staring only makes it take longer.
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[gasps]
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[whimpering]
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[groans]
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[deep breath]
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[laughing]
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-Mega Fat CEO Baby, a word.
-How about a noise?
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[mimics buzzer] I got business.
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Peek-a-boo! Oh, there I am!
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There are employees
fertilizing my cubicle.
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-[cackles] I almost forgot we did that.
-Yes. Very amusing.
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And now that we've all had a good chuckle,
you can put it back--
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-Oh, no, no. This was a business decision.
-I--
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You're off playing la-dee-da family man.
Why do you need an office?
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Sir--
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So I decided to make something of it.
And in it.
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-Your cubicle is a doody factory.
-[groaning]
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-You used to work for me!
-[gasps]
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That's right, I did work for you.
I almost forgot.
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It was long ago. You became unimportant.
I love when we share memories.
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[groans]
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Oh, are you about to blow?
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If it's going to come out down south,
at least you know where to go.
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Stop watching!
Now I have to start all over again!
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[grunting]
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What crawled in your diaper? [gasps]
Did something crawl in your diaper?
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Oh, sorry, Templeton.
It's not your fault. It's--
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Boys! We have a surprise for you!
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Dad won two free tickets
to a concert tonight.
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What my lady wants, my lady gets.
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-[mimics guitar wail]
-♪ And your lady wants to rock! ♪
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-Wait. You said two. There are four of us.
-Well, that's your big surprise.
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We're going out, so my two boys get
to have fun with... [gasps]
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...a babysitter!
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-Okay, sure.
-That's the spirit. [kisses]
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Aww, don't you worry, little man.
Her name is Marisol.
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-All the mommies say she's responsible.
-And her dad's a musician.
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[mimics guitar wailing]
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[chuckles]
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-That's not relevant, but it's so cool.
-That is cool. Get ready, have fun.
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-We're okay here.
-Aww, such a big boy. Love you both.
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-[kisses]
-[chuckles]
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-What?
-What do you mean, what?
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I can't explain what "what" means.
I just say it.
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Wait, is this about the babysitter?
It's fine.
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It is not fine.
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When I gave up that corner office
at Baby Corp,
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it was to join this family
with these parents.
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And I accepted that these parents
would be in charge from time to time,
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not some Marisol!
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-You're way too angry about this.
-Am I? [grunts] Am I?!
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Let me put this into Timmy-terms.
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-How late do Mom and Dad let you stay up?
-Eight o'clock. But it's summer, so nine.
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And they let you watch
your favorite television programs.
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Anything under three swears per hour.
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Darn right. And would you say they have
a pro or anti-dessert policy?
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Pro.
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That's what you get
with the Mom and Dad system.
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Solid leadership structure!
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[gasps] But, oh, no! This babysitter
is an unelected regime, a rogue state.
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What if she has her own ideas
about bedtime?
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She can't!
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No TV? Who put her in charge?
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-I didn't vote for her.
-Me either!
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No dessert? Is this a free market system
with the consent of the governed?
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Or some totalitarian banana republic?
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-I don't know, but now I'm angry.
-No, we don't get angry. We fight back.
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-Down with babysitters.
-Down with babysitters!
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-[line ringing]
-Research Department.
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-It's me. I don't have much time.
-But you're too young to die.
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No, I just need something quickly.
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Go into the babysitter files,
pull intel on a girl named Marisol.
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Is that my former superior
who's now my inferior
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whose desk is surrounded by posteriors?
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Yes, my office is for pooping now.
Hilarious. If you don't mind,
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this babysitter situation
is a priority-one crisis.
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Says you, which is like nobody saying it.
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Look, the triplets are super busy
doing research on... Ugh.
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-Magnus, finish this excuse. I'm tired.
-They are not researching anything.
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You are not important enough
for a courtesy lie.
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-[Mega Fat] Oh, brutal honesty. Love it.
-Baby Corp is no help. We're on our own.
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-We need to stick together.
-Down with babysitters!
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[doorbell ringing]
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Down with babysitters.
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Marisol Lopez Lugo.
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Are you ready for a super fun,
and responsible, awesome night?
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[coughing]
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Um, Mom, I think you guys
should stay home.
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My throat is... [coughs]
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...scratchy, and my face is fever-y.
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Maybe the sitter can use the tickets.
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Hang on, pal. Let's try a lozenge
before we do anything wacky.
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-Hmm, you don't feel warm.
-I feel warm to me.
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[mimics sizzle] Ooh, lava!
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-What if my brain is melting inside?
-Only one way to find out for sure.
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Good thing I never leave home
without my busy bag.
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Let's check that burning brain
with a thermometer strip.
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Normal temperature.
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Oh, uh...
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-But... I guess you can't fight science?
-Sometimes kids just need reassurance.
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Wow.
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Boys, you are in good hands,
just like these front row tickets!
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Ooh! Say "front row" again, Ted!
Have fun, boys!
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[door shuts]
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-You folded like a lawn chair.
-Marisol had science!
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-What was I supposed to do?
-My turn. Tag me in.
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[Marisol blowing through lips]
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[coos]
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Good luck. He hates beets.
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Guess that means more for me.
Mmm, mmm! Yum!
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[in slowed voice]
I'm going to eat them all.
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[munching and slurping]
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[panting]
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[chair legs sliding]
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That was disgusting.
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She knew how to leverage demand
to communicate desirability.
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In layman's terms, she has, so I wants.
This is serious.
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-Ugh! She's too good!
-Then let's make her look bad.
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For those just tuning in,
yes, it's me, Marsha Krinkle.
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Now with blonde highlights!
[louder] Roll theme music!
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[man] Turn it down!
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No can do!
I'm babysitting for the Templetons,
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and I need to drown out their crying baby.
Who's also very handsome.
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[man] That's terrible babysitting!
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If you think Ted and Janice should know,
you can reach them at--
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-What on earth?
-[man] Reach them where? Hello?
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-[cooing]
-Are the children okay?
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Our top story, a new kitten for the mayor.
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-That's probably not good.
-Local businessman Bootsy Calico...
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That is certainly too loud
for this time of night.
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We're the only house on the block
that has electricity when it's dark out.
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So weird. So the neighbors like it
when we play our TV really loud.
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Talk about a wild imagination.
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It just looks to me like your brother
wants to watch a movie.
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-[woman] ♪ Good night, stars ♪
-[gasps]
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♪ Good night, Mars ♪
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♪ Good night, stars ♪
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-[shudders, grunts]
-♪ Good night, Mars ♪
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-♪ Good night, stars ♪
-No. [grunts]
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♪ Good night, Mars ♪
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♪ Good night, Lars ♪
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[male voice] Good night to you, too,
moon guy!
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[gasps]
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Aah! [shudders]
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[panting]
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She's unshakable!
She knows all our tricks!
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You know, she's not that bad.
I mean, for a babysitter.
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-Maybe we let this happen--
-No surrender! This is our house.
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If I can't beat a teenage girl,
who am I anymore?
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[grunts] I'm a little boss!
I'm a little boss!
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-Are you okay?
-I'm fine. [grunts, groans] Okay.
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I'll go to Baby Corp
and get the files on Marisol myself.
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-Want me to keep her distracted?
-I want you to find her weak spots.
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Stay on her, chat her up,
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do not leave her side
until you know everything about her.
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-I can do that.
-[laughing] I'm gonna get you!
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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[gasps]
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[bubbling]
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[giggling]
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-[farts]
-[grunting]
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[Boss Baby]
Here's what I've got on Marisol.
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Second-generation Paraguayan-American,
strong work ethic.
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Ton of younger siblings,
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so she was born with babysitting
in her veins.
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And did I mention her schedule?
Booked through the holidays.
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She even printed magnets
with her face on them!
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If she weren't the enemy,
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I'd shake her hand and take her to lunch
to learn her secrets.
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-Tell me more about the magnets.
-Your turn. What do ya got?
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Lots of stuff.
Her hair smells like flowers,
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but her hands smell like
that candle store at the mall.
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Unusable. What else?
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She also loves board games.
And I love board games.
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Smells and games? I left you
alone with her for that long... [gasps]
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No, you didn't!
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-What?
-She got to you!
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A crush on the babysitter! How cliché.
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-Ew, no! What? No, ew. I like her face.
-What?
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You better figure out your loyalties,
brother.
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Because I am ending this with
or without you.
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Templeton's been turned.
He's a good man, but soft.
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This is a night for hard souls, like you.
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-Okay.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoo!
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Down with babysitters!
Let no Templeton stand in your way!
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Yeah!
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[rapid footsteps]
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-[whispering, indistinct]
-What's going on?
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Nothing. Uh, the monotonous sound
of a dial tone soothes me.
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-[mimics dial tone]
-[telephone rings]
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Hello? No, Mrs. Templeton isn't here.
May I take a message?
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You want to clarify the toppings
for what pizzas? Thirty pizzas?
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With pepperoni and gummy bears?
[sighs] Cancel the order, please.
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Well, some rascal just made
a very expensive pizza order,
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charging it to your parents' account.
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-Any idea who would do that, hmm?
-Your eyes are so brown.
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[chuckles] Nice try, Tim.
I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.
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And I thought I put you to bed.
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[cooing]
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All right,
if you two troublemakers are having fun,
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I suppose he can stay up
a little bit longer.
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-[creaking]
-What was that?
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Nothing, but I'll make sure it's nothing.
You stay here. Bye!
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-What are you doing?
-Oh, no.
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Did baby draw on the floor with lipstick?
225
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Is Marisol gonna get fired
and never come back?
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-Poor lover-boy man-baby.
-I have normal eyes and you know it!
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[grunts]
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-Tim, are you talking to someone?
-Just practicing my French.
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Le fromage cottage,
babble, babble, babble.
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-What you got there?
-Uh, this is for you?
231
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,365
It's okay. I have little brothers.
232
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:48,911
I know you guys are curious about makeup.
So, everything's cool up here?
233
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,497
-Ice cool.
-Okay!
234
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,459
I will end her!
235
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,586
[gasps, grunts]
236
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,381
No! [groans] Down! Put me down!
237
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:04,510
Do not ruin this for me.
And where's Jimbo?
238
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,888
There. I believe that's every breakable
in the house.
239
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,642
-Jimbo smash?
-Jimbo smash good.
240
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,894
[giggling]
241
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,815
-Call it off!
-Never! Traitor!
242
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:18,899
[Marisol] Tim!
243
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,693
Um...
244
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:24,613
Oh, no. You think I haven't seen
baby bowling before?
245
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,449
-I have six little brothers.
-Wait, no, I wasn't--
246
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:32,621
Ever going to try this ever, ever again?
What a good boy you are.
247
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,831
[chuckles]
248
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:37,835
-I really am.
-And you have been up long enough.
249
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,380
Too serious.
250
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,049
Too spacey.
251
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,969
-Dangerous.
-[Marisol humming]
252
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,514
Her voice is like the music
they play in grocery stores.
253
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,141
[humming]
254
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,563
You know you're not the only kid
she sits, right?
255
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,731
This is work.
256
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:02,443
I know. She's a professional.
That's what I like about her.
257
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,405
[gasps] A professional! You're right!
That's how we get her!
258
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,157
[ringing]
259
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,327
-Hello.
-[Staci] Well, look who I found.
260
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:16,749
Care to explain why my husband and I have
been waiting for you for the past hour?
261
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,377
-Is this the pizza place again?
-This is Sandy Burgess!
262
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,671
You're supposed to be
sitting my kids tonight,
263
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,591
but great to know
you're having a pizza party.
264
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,093
-No idea what you're talking about.
-[Jimbo giggles]
265
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,887
I spoke to your mom this morning.
266
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,390
She said she'd tell you.
Are you calling your mom a liar?
267
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,101
No! I was in a rush this morning.
268
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:40,564
-So you coming to watch my kids or what?
-I'm sitting the Templetons right now.
269
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:46,737
Yeah, I called you there, duh. Bring them
and call it a playdate, I don't care!
270
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:50,240
My husband and I are about to lose
our couples massage appointment,
271
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,619
and I have never felt less relaxed!
272
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:57,665
Yes, certainly! What's your address?
We'll be right over.
273
00:15:58,707 --> 00:15:59,875
[chuckling]
274
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,377
Hey, guys!
275
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,673
Okay, so, we're going to go play
with the Burgess kids,
276
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,508
and everything's going to be great!
277
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,344
But I thought we'd spend the night
playing board games,
278
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,679
and I'd wear a cool hat.
279
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,431
Tim, I'm going to level with you,
'cause you're a big boy.
280
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,016
I like where this is going.
281
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,310
I double-booked.
I've never done this before.
282
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,354
My scheduling is so flawless
that on my free days,
283
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,440
I teach a class on time management
at the community college.
284
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,819
So, we have to go,
but I promise it will be fun. Please?
285
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,154
Okay. Let's go play
with that random family.
286
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:36,245
This just in: I don't eat cookies,
and I don't care about your summer camp.
287
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:40,624
-You're Marsha Krinkle from TV!
-Channel 8 News! Do you have a story?
288
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,669
-Talk. I'm always ready.
-Uh, no, no story.
289
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,006
I'm Marisol. Uh, is "Mrs. Burgess"
a secret name you use
290
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,675
-so fans don't know where you live?
-[microphone thuds]
291
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,802
I'm-- I'm here to watch your kids.
292
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,639
[chuckles] Honey, does this look like
the exhausted face of a mother?
293
00:16:55,848 --> 00:17:00,644
Uh, I spoke with somebody on the phone.
Maybe your assistant?
294
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:06,025
-I have a strict no-refund policy.
-Hey! Where are you--? Get back here!
295
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,192
[yells]
296
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:10,946
[grunts]
297
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,364
[gasps]
298
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:16,910
Yeah!
299
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,624
-Why are you doing this?
-[gasps] I am a lost baby.
300
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,335
That's the end of your girlfriend's
babysitting career. Ha!
301
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,670
[growls, gasps]
302
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,716
[slow-motion screaming]
303
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,510
[grunts]
304
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,893
-[grunts]
-Ha!
305
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,812
-Better lay off the cookies, Timmy.
-[groans]
306
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,524
-[grunts, gasps]
-[Boss Baby] Peek-a-boo.
307
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,612
[Boss Baby giggles]
308
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,740
Ha-ha! [gasps]
309
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,826
-Gotcha!
-[groans] Curse these stubby little legs!
310
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,286
I can't believe you.
311
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,581
You embarrassed Marisol,
and in front of a celebrity.
312
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,625
-Local talent. Barely counts.
-Enough.
313
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,878
I'm taking you home. Wait. Where is home?
314
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:15,052
-All these houses look the same.
-[Boss Baby] How are we lost?
315
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,806
-You've lived here your whole life!
-Yeah, but never at night.
316
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,349
-[owl hooting]
-[both gasp]
317
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,266
What was that?
318
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,939
Uh, per our current situation,
319
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,734
I may have gone too far with the whole
getting rid of Marisol thing.
320
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,694
And in the event
we don't make it back safely--
321
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:37,533
-Do we live here now?
-I want you to know, um... I'm sorry.
322
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,076
-[dog barking]
-[gasps]
323
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:44,206
You should be sorry. Marisol's
the best babysitter I've ever had.
324
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:48,836
-Why did you have to mess that up?
-I don't like bossy authority figures.
325
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:52,172
-You are a boss.
-But not everywhere!
326
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:56,677
Mega Fat CEO Baby turned my office
into a porta-potty.
327
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,098
I'm losing respect over there.
Things feel different.
328
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,977
[sighs] You wouldn't understand.
329
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,480
Who cares about your office?
Your home is with us.
330
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,275
We've got a mom and dad
who always love us.
331
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,736
Pssh! So much that they go away
and leave a teenager in charge?
332
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:20,367
Yeah, someone they trust to protect us.
Doesn't that just prove they love us?
333
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:24,538
Oh. When you put it like that,
I kind of wish Marisol was here right now.
334
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,790
Me too. And always.
335
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,585
-Oh, Templeton.
-[screaming]
336
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:34,214
-Thank goodness I found you guys!
-Thank goodness I'm wearing a diaper.
337
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:38,594
Well, it's been a long night, but I think
we've all learned something about--
338
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,137
[loud rock music playing]
339
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:45,517
-Why is there music?
-[Marisol] Did we leave everything on?
340
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,021
-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.
341
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,118
I'd like to go on record as saying
I had nothing to do with this.
342
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,120
How can you do this?
343
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,999
After all the nice stuff you said
and the hugging. There was hugging!
344
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:13,295
To be fair, the command was given before
the hugging. Boy, was it executed nicely.
345
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,840
-I can't believe you! [yells]
-[car horn honks]
346
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,968
Dad's famous double-honk! They're back!
347
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,553
[music stops]
348
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,888
[door opens]
349
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,973
-[both laughing]
-[gasps]
350
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,228
-We've been vandalized!
-♪ You better believe we've been vand-- ♪
351
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:33,607
-Oh, wait. What? For real?
-What happened?
352
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,235
This is for you, Marisol. [clears throat]
353
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,946
[Marisol] I'm so sorry you had
to see the house like this.
354
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,156
I was hoping to clean it up
before you got back.
355
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,908
You threw a party?!
356
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:47,412
If I open this closet,
will five high school boys fall out?
357
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,999
No, see, after dinner,
I opened the window because it was hot
358
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,876
and I didn't want to run
the air conditioning.
359
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,963
But then, a giant bat flew into the house.
360
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:59,508
I started blaring the radio
because I read they hate loud music.
361
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,470
I opened more windows so it could fly out,
but it just kept flying around the house,
362
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:06,014
knocking things off the walls,
so I chased it,
363
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,517
even threw things to scare it off,
to protect the children.
364
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,395
The bat put up a good fight,
but in the end, I won.
365
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:17,567
-I'm sorry I had to mess up your house.
-[chuckles] A bat? That's her cover-up?
366
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,571
Colorful story, sweetie,
but I don't think this is gonna work out.
367
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,534
I understand.
I'll get rid of this on my way out.
368
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,704
-[gasps]
-Um...
369
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:32,541
Oh, my gosh! Marisol! We're so sorry.
370
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,460
You protected our family
from a rabid, winged beast.
371
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,379
Professional and brave.
372
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:46,388
A rubber animal for every occasion. She's
a mad genius. We never stood a chance.
373
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:50,976
Please forgive the way we reacted.
We'd love for you to sit for us again.
374
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,979
I don't know.
Tonight was a real challenge.
375
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,441
Plus, there's apparently
a wild animal problem around here.
376
00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:01,486
-We'll do anything.
-Double my rate, starting tonight.
377
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:07,034
-Double? It was just one lousy bat.
-Consider it done! And thank you.
378
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,453
Impressive.
379
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,207
-I get what you see in her.
-And smell.
380
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,751
Oops, my bag.
381
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:21,923
I don't know how and I don't know when,
but I know you did this.
382
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,052
Next time, don't expect me to be so nice.
383
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,599
I know that stings, Templeton,
384
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,560
but in every battle,
sacrifices must be made.
385
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:37,189
Did you hear her say "next time"?
Marisol's coming back!
386
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,940
Whahoo! Whoo!
387
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,275
Oh, Templeton.
388
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,445
[theme song playing]
389
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:05,258
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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