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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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Teddy bears! You want one, I want one.
The people want one.
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I want one! I want one!
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But what if you also want a soft,
cuddly elephant?
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-I do. I want both!
-Enter the Inter-Custo-Plushie 1-9-B,
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all the animals that tickle a baby's fancy
in one body.
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Sure, a teddy bear makes babies happy,
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but the ICP 1-9-B will make babies
do that face
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where they look so excited,
they can't breathe. [coos]
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That's the face we're aiming for, people.
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Maximize baby cuteness,
you maximize baby love.
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We're running a full field test
of every plushy combo.
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Staci, octo-bear with antlers.
Jimbo, elephant-faced panda seal.
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I love it. What is it?
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Doesn't matter.
I'll try out rhino-moose-bear-- [snores]
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Boss? Boss!
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[grunts] Trickle-down economics!
Wait, what happened?
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You fell a night-night.
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-[gasps] On the job?
-No judgment, sir. Everybody naps.
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Everybody naps at nap time,
not on the clock.
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That's-- [snores]
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[grunts, sucking]
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-Can I stop making the face now?
-No!
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[groans] Okay.
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[snorts] Giraffes are a lie.
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[gasps] Again? Something's wrong.
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One nap, nobody's perfect, but two?
It's unnatural.
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We need to get to the bottom of this.
Track down every possible source
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of whatever's making me sleepy:
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climate control problems,
gas leak from diaper disposal,
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some sort of subliminal--
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Eh? Oh... how long was I out?
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I don't know, but things got worse.
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-Worse?
-[drawls] Way worse.
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-Agh!
-I know, right?
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What happened to my voice?
Why am I talking like this? There's more.
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Jimbo, did you eat a second,
smaller Jimbo?
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-[grunts] My diaper pinches.
-So it's not just me.
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Something and/or someone did this to us.
But why? And/or who?
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Bootsy Calico?
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But there's no kitten angle.
And we've been here the whole time.
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Bootsy's got no access to Baby Corp.
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No. We have to think outside the box.
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Big ideas! No theory too wild!
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Let's do this!
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-Why am I holding a crayon?
-You fell asleep for, like, two hours.
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-What?
-But don't worry.
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We still brainstormed
some pretty big ideas.
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Two hours and you two made one drawing
of Bootsy Calico with a stinky head?
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Actually, boss,
you drew the stinky lines, in your sleep.
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We already ruled out Bootsy Calico.
I said, outside-the-box ideas.
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[grunts] Where's the original thinking?
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Sir, we work for a large corporation.
Look around you.
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-There is no imagination.
-I don't buy it.
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[loudly] Hey, what's everybody
wearing to work tomorrow?
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[all] Professional business attire!
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-[groans] Sassy-voice Staci is right.
-[Staci] Duh.
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We need someone with more imagination.
And I know just the man.
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[Tim] Bring it on, space creeps.
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It'll take more than space garbage
to stop Dekker Moonboots, space detective!
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-[thumping]
-Templeton!
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We've got a mystery on our hands
at Baby Corp.
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A mystery, you say? What kind?
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The kind that needs
a special brand of crazy.
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Dekker Moonboots crazy?
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Let's talk supplies.
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I'm gonna need a whole set
of those markers that smell like food.
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-Done.
-And a spinny chair.
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-We'll see what we can do.
-Animal crackers,
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-no rhinos.
-They all taste the same.
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Danny Petrosky said his uncle ate a rhino,
and his stomach exploded.
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Danny is a liar and a moron.
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We gonna argue about animal crackers,
or am I gonna solve a space mystery?
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Fine! Unusual problems call
for unusual solutions,
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and you are nothing if not-- [snoring]
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-Whoa!
-Careful, sir!
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-[gasps, yells]
-[Jimbo] Boss!
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-[screams]
-[snorts, gasps]
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Wait, that's your mystery?
Voice changing, getting bigger,
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-needing extra naps?
-[snores] You have theories?
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-Hit me, Moonboots.
-[sighs] There's no mystery.
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-You're having a growth spurt.
-I'm not following.
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It's what happens when you grow up.
Your body changes,
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and the little factory inside goes,
"Toot-toot! Break time!"
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-When did my body go union?
-You need extra naps because
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-your body's working so hard at growing.
-Impossible.
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Hmm. Are you having other symptoms?
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Uh, little bit of baby acne on my tush.
Staci says I'm having mood swings,
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but Staci can't see inside of me!
You don't know everything!
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I want to be a dancer! [sobs]
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-[gasps] I'm growing up.
-[sighs] You didn't need Dekker Moonboots,
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but I will take those markers
that smell like food.
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[sniffs]
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Ooh, hot dog.
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No, Templeton,
this is literally impossible.
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All Baby Corp employees drink
a special formula.
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Yeah, it's supposed
to keep us babies forever.
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Something went wrong.
It wouldn't be just us aging.
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-It'd be--
-[voices yelling]
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-[baby] What's happening?
-...the whole office.
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[staff wailing]
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-Has my voice always sounded like this?
-Aah! My shoes stretching!
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Why are my feet enlargening? [grunting]
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-[crashes]
-[snores]
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-We're really... growing up.
-[gasps]
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-No, no, no, no, no! Make it stop!
-[Staci gasps]
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How is this happening?
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It's a mystery! Dekker Moonboots is back!
Whee!
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Mega Fat CEO Baby demands your attention!
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Make the opening small talk
"blah-blah" for me.
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Imagine this announcement has started
with a humorous anecdote
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and laugh appropriately!
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[chuckling]
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No, you love me the most, and you!
Hey there!
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Okay, I understand some of you
are changing
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and just acting like real grown-ups.
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As CEO, let me assure you,
change is totally normal.
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-Nature has a way of sorting things out.
-[chuckling] Thank goodness.
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That's why I'm going to fire
everyone who's aging.
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Let's say, by end of business today.
Why not?
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-[staff yelling]
-[alarm blaring]
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This is a baby corporation.
If you can't handle your baby formula,
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you have no business here.
Again, normal, nature's way. Peace out.
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-[baby] No!
-You are all expendable!
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[group screaming]
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I gotta go hide.
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-Oh, curse my comically large feet!
-[screaming]
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I'm terrified.
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Stop that. Stop panicking!
You're making me emotional!
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[snores, gasps]
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Oh, my acne.
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-Everyone, calm down!
-Oof!
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We'll figure this out
before anyone gets fired.
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-Whee!
-Moonboots, good call on the aging.
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So, new mystery.
Wow us with that outside-the-box thinking.
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What's wrong with the formula?
Bad batch? Past its expiration date?
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Here's how I see it: a race of aliens
that age backwards, old folks to babies.
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They're trying to change your formula
so they can be old forever.
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Their company? Old Alien Baby Corp.
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-It's on Mars.
-Uh, take one step back inside the box.
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Or... Vent Babies.
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"Vent Babies"?
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They live in your air vents
and steal your formula.
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[whispers]
They could be watching us right now.
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Stop talking.
You said, "Steal our formula"?
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Well, Old Alien Baby Corp was built
in the Martian year 74 billion--
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This was no accident.
Someone's tampered with the formula!
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OMG!
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[gulps]
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-I'm a growing boy!
-Hyuh!
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[slurping, swishing]
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[slurps, gargling]
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Their methods are unorthodox,
but darn it, they get results.
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[gargling]
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[spits] The formula's been tainted.
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-[spits] Super tainted.
-[deep voice] I concur.
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Normal Baby Corp formula,
vanilla milkshake.
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You separated them in your mouth?
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Oh... yeah!
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We get it!
You have a super cool deep voice now.
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So someone did tamper with the formula.
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The vanilla milkshake
must've thrown off the effect,
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-causing rapid aging.
-Dekker Moonboots, you've done it again.
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Case closed. Theme song.
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♪ We solved some space crimes
And had some great times-- ♪
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You didn't solve anything.
We don't know who changed the formula.
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We're still growing up.
And Mega Fat CEO Baby
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is going to fire half this company.
Wait... of course!
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Who benefits from all this?
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The one who jumps at any chance
to fire employees just to shake things up?
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You don't think...?
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-No, I know who tainted the formula.
-[both] Mega Fat CEO Baby!
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Old Alien Baby Corp
or possibly Vent Babies!
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I'm putting extra rhinos
in your animal crackers.
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-Don't you dare.
-Why are we always fighting?
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Ahem. Sorry. Mood swing.
But seriously, no point bickering.
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-We need proof Mega Fat CEO Baby--
-Or my ideas...
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That Mega Fat CEO Baby is behind this.
Time to hit formula storage.
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Yay! [grunting]
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-[all groaning]
-Maybe we'll split up.
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Formula storage was darker
than the black hole of Sector 2-72.
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You have to keep doing that?
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You knew what you getting into
when you hired Dekker Moonboo--
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-[grunts]
-[whizzes]
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[hissing]
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-Space goblin!
-Destroy it!
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Hi!
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I'm Frankie from formula storage.
[giggles]
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So nice to see you.
Just working on inventory.
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Uh, hi there, Frankie. I'm, uh--
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Boss Baby, in charge of field operations.
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-I know who you are.
-Uh-huh. Well, uh, Frankie,
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my associate and I
are investigating some tainted formula.
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Have there been any
break-ins here recently?
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No, sir. None that I know of.
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Oh, really? No mysterious intruders
messing with the formula?
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-[stammers] I...
-The truth, Frankie! Spill it!
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Even if the truth lives on Mars
or in vents.
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Ignore that last part.
Mega Fat CEO Baby was here, wasn't he?
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-He tainted the formula.
-Yes!
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It was Mega Fat CEO Baby.
He made me promise I wouldn't tell.
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♪ And Dekker rockets over rainbow
To the future-- ♪
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Stop theme-songing. The mystery's not over
until the best part:
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busting the crook. Let's go.
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You're talking to the CEO?
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Can you pitch him this idea I had?
Invisible pacifiers!
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We'd all look like fish! [smacking]
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Um... we're just gonna go.
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♪ La, la-la la-la-la, la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-- ♪ Oh, sorry.
Mood swing went super happy.
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I figured out your little formula scheme,
Mega Fat CEO traitor!
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-And you're not getting away with it.
-[Mega Fat CEO Baby] Magnus?
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[clapping]
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[Mega Fat CEO Baby]
Congratulations, Boss Baby.
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You solved the mystery of,
"Is Boss Baby wrong about everything?"
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-The secret answer, "Yes."
-[Boss Baby] Whoa!
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[laughing]
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Your mockery only makes me want to
fire everyone faster.
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What about you?
Should I go get you a mirror
230
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:36,130
so you can watch as you fire yourself?
[laughing]
231
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,383
Joking on the job.
Very unprofessional, Boss Baby.
232
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,801
You're unprofessional!
233
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,889
The baby in formula storage
said you tainted the formula.
234
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,266
Which all makes sense, except... boop!
235
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,394
There aren't any babies working
in formula storage.
236
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,397
-What?
-Oh, twist!
237
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,733
Wait a sec. So who was Frankie?
238
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,527
Weird kid, creepy, pants-less?
But we've all been there.
239
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,570
Never heard of him.
240
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,990
Though I can't be expected to remember
names of people I don't care about.
241
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,701
How many times
have I called Magnus "Jason"?
242
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,497
Five hundred thirty-two,
and it hurts every time.
243
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:13,042
If no one works in formula storage,
what was she even doing there?
244
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,170
Isn't it obvious? She's the formula thief.
245
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:19,548
-Hi!
-[gasps, screams]
246
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,929
Vent Baby!
Moonboots, you've solved it again.
247
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,306
-[Mega Fat CEO Baby yelping]
-[loud thudding]
248
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:32,228
[Boss Baby]
So, anybody going after them or...?
249
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,482
[Magnus] Enclosed spaces
make me emotional and violent.
250
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,027
Ugh. Fine. Jimbo, block the vent
so she doesn't double back.
251
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:48,828
[Mega Fat CEO Baby] Oh, no!
Please! Have mercy! [wails]
252
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,081
-This way. But no rush.
-[Mega Fat CEO Baby] I'll do anything!
253
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,124
Oh, please! [sobbing]
254
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,837
Oh, no, no more. This is unbearable.
255
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,173
Game's over, Frankie. Give us-- Wha...?
256
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,719
My next idea:
Who says we have to work in cubicles?
257
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,807
Close your eyes and imagine...
office carnival!
258
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,850
With roller-coaster desks!
259
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:16,146
Boss Baby, save me! This is agony!
260
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:21,277
-Hey! This is a private meeting.
-Meeting's over, Vent Baby.
261
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,114
Oh! Oh, thank you, Boss Baby.
I knew I could count on you.
262
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,284
I'll be back with security,
freakish Vent Baby.
263
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,995
-But--
-Where do you think you're going?
264
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,706
I didn't finish telling him
my great ideas.
265
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,708
Forget it, Frankie. You're done.
266
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,710
[sobs]
267
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:43,507
Please, Boss Baby. I meant no harm, sir.
268
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:48,345
Whoa. Uh... please stop crying.
It's weird and creepy.
269
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,473
I'm emotionally vulnerable right now!
So stop it.
270
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,850
[sobbing]
271
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:57,438
I can't stop.
Oh, please, don't make me leave, sir.
272
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,607
I love Baby Corp.
273
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,235
-How did you get here in the first place?
-Nobody asked for backstory.
274
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,945
Keep her here until security--
275
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:09,575
-I came from the factory, like all babies.
-[Boss Baby sighs]
276
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:13,162
[Frankie] I was so excited.
I had great ideas already,
277
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,623
like a shortcut to the chute
where they sort babies
278
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:19,126
-into families or management.
-[yelling]
279
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,379
Well, obviously,
that one didn't work, but...
280
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:25,007
-[Tim] You never got placed anywhere.
-[screams]
281
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:30,054
I had nowhere to go,
so I fled into the walls of Baby Corp.
282
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:33,057
And I've been here ever since.
283
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,936
-[security] Which way was this hideout?
-[Mega Fat CEO Baby] What am I, a map?
284
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,022
Security's coming, Frankie.
You're still a formula thief.
285
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:44,360
I had to, so I could stay young
like a real executive.
286
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:48,948
Then I needed more and more once
I assembled my own team, just like yours.
287
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,617
Jeez! There's more than one
of you Vent Babies?
288
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,454
This is Jonesy, my right-hand man
and the office jokester.
289
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,997
[laughs]
290
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,291
Oh, stop, you're so bad.
291
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:04,797
This is Stapler. He's a stapler,
but he thinks he's a real baby.
292
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,298
Shh. Don't tell him.
293
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,385
The newest member of the team,
Headless Bear,
294
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,679
fresh from your R&D department.
295
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:18,602
And last but not least, Poobag MacDougal,
the brains of the operation.
296
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,647
-It's very nice to meet your team.
-No. Stop indulging this.
297
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,150
-You're gonna cost us our jobs!
-Jeez. Mood swing.
298
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,860
No, I'm genuinely angry!
299
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:31,573
I'm sorry. I tried adding the vanilla
milkshake so no one would know.
300
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:35,285
But what was I supposed to do?
Let Stapler starve?
301
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:39,999
That's right, you need formula, Stapler,
because you're a baby.
302
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,458
[Mega Fat CEO Baby] Maybe the left?
303
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,712
[security] I think we'd move faster
if we didn't have to carry you.
304
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,173
[Mega Fat CEO Baby] Wah, wah, wah!
That's what you sound like.
305
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,677
-Getting closer, sir.
-He's in a firing mood, Frankie.
306
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,431
-It's you or us. Frankly, it's you.
-But this is my life.
307
00:16:55,514 --> 00:17:00,144
I can be an asset to Baby Corp.
I have lots of great ideas.
308
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:04,106
[gasps] Maybe you'd like to hear them.
309
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,858
-Not really.
-Of course we do.
310
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:09,695
I solved your mystery.
This is what I want for payment.
311
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,406
Just listen to her ideas, okay?
312
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,285
[groans] Oh, fine.
313
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,998
I would love to hear your ideas.
But I reserve the right to fall asleep,
314
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,292
get moody and/or scratch my acned tushie.
315
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:28,297
Thank you, sir. This means...
[moans] ...so much!
316
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:36,430
And now I can't fall out of my shirt
at my desk. Thanks, Stapler!
317
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,058
Upside-down meetings!
318
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,937
Think how many more ideas we'll have
with extra blood rushing to our heads.
319
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:49,359
And now you have a million cookies
instead of one.
320
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,864
Turn it inside out
and you can use it again!
321
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,451
I always overhear CEO Baby
complaining about the budget.
322
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:01,872
Think of the quarterly savings. Thank you.
323
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:09,797
Those are the worst ideas I've ever heard,
anywhere, ever, and I live with this guy.
324
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,673
-Hey!
-But maybe--
325
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,886
The worst.
There is zero place for you at Baby Corp.
326
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,679
You are so fired.
327
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,308
You can't. You said you wanted
outside-the-box ideas.
328
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,102
Well, Frankie's got lots.
329
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,103
-Templeton--
-No.
330
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:28,732
It's Moonboots, the guy who said it was
Vent Babies and nobody believed me.
331
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,651
But was I right?
332
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:34,279
Yeah, you also said it was
Old Alien Baby Corp from Mars.
333
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,198
And I stand by that.
334
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,201
Nobody in your company
has any imagination.
335
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:44,123
Here's a baby who does, so why don't you
do something outside the box?
336
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,750
Take a chance on Frankie and her ideas.
337
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,795
[Mega Fat CEO Baby]
Attention, creepy little Vent Baby,
338
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:53,841
you have one minute to surrender
your creepy little vent self
339
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,718
before security drags you out.
340
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,471
I'm sorry, Tim,
there's nothing I can use there.
341
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:03,308
No! This is my home!
You can't make me leave!
342
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:08,438
No, wait! Frankie, come back! Oof! Oof!
343
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,617
-This chick is good.
-We're on her turf.
344
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,829
She must know this whole place
like the back of her hand.
345
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,170
Split up.
Staci, go right. Templeton, left.
346
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,928
-[Frankie gasps]
-Going somewhere?
347
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,307
-End of the line, Frankie.
-[yelps]
348
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:46,476
These are my vents! I can't leave!
349
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,937
[Mega Fat CEO Baby]
I hear her whiny voice! We're close!
350
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:53,358
-We can't give Frankie to them.
-Have to do what's best for the company.
351
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,568
[gasps]
352
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:59,615
I want every vent shaft checked.
We are going to flush this system clean.
353
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,618
Specifically, the "you" part of "we"
are going to do this.
354
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,662
Agh! A hideous failure monster!
355
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,706
Just kidding,
except about every part of that.
356
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,917
Out of the way!
We're tracking a Vent Baby.
357
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,711
Stand down. I've got your Vent Baby here.
358
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,672
-She has a name.
-Just do it, Templeton.
359
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,969
Fabulous. Hah!
360
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,139
Who's captured who now, freaky-freak?
361
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:27,809
[wheels squeaking]
362
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:39,696
Don't be sad. We'll dump you on a family.
Maybe they'll let you live in a closet.
363
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,948
You're fired!
364
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,492
[laughing]
365
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,957
Oh, that feels amazing.
Magnus, make me high-five myself.
366
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,212
All clear.
367
00:20:55,295 --> 00:21:01,468
Thank you ever so much, Boss Baby.
But I don't know if I'm ready for this.
368
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,887
Everyone has to change sometime, Frankie.
369
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,557
Welcome to Baby Corp. For real this time.
370
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:12,104
Thank you, sir.
Stapler and I are gonna make you so proud.
371
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,814
What about the rest of my team?
372
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,276
We had to put something in that decoy.
But don't worry.
373
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:21,405
I think their first field mission
will be a rousing success.
374
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,951
Well, he's a bear with a diaper face,
but he's ours.
375
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,663
Special formula!
376
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:33,709
Get your non-contaminated,
keep-you-a-baby-forever formula.
377
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,294
[gulping]
378
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,337
[Jimbo sighs]
379
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,923
-Yay!
-[wails]
380
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,551
[squealing]
381
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,429
[regular voice] Oh, I'm cured!
382
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,140
[deep voice]
Nuh-uh. I'm never going back.
383
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,683
[gulping]
384
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,435
[regular voice] Aw...!
385
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:58,984
By the way, I know you're a stapler.
Oh, don't cry.
386
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,068
I'm proud of you.
387
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,989
Letting Frankie join the company
was pretty outside the box, for you.
388
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,950
I made a strategic decision
for the good of the company.
389
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,578
-You liked her ideas?
-All terrible.
390
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,331
Then I remembered Frankie saying
how she always overheard
391
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,291
Mega Fat complain about the budget.
392
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,044
She knows Baby Corp inside and out.
393
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,755
She must have been spying
on everyone for years.
394
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:23,383
[laughing] I just got my own man
on the inside!
395
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,511
Can you imagine the power plays
I can make with a resource like that?
396
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:30,599
-Do you ever do anything to be nice?
-[chuckles]
397
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:34,644
-You'll never know.
-You're right, but I know who might.
398
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,729
Theme song!
399
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:40,275
♪ Dekker Moonboots is-- ♪
Ugh! Space blindness!
400
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820
[theme song playing]
401
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,342
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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