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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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He's planning something. Something big.
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[groaning]
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Focus, Templeton. Facts on the ground:
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We've got Bootsy Calico,
a madman raised by kittens.
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He wants to make the world love cats
more than babies, which is...
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[laughs] ...ridiculous.
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Cats make doody in boxes.
Boxes, Templeton!
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Like medieval England
or modern-day Canada.
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No. Bootsy has to play dirty to win.
So what's his play? Is it a game changer?
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Is he changing the game? It's the game!
He's changing it. [whooping]
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This is a roller coaster
of corporate intrigue.
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You keep saying "play" and "game"
and "roller coaster."
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-Do you know what any of those are?
-He's no fool.
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He must've studied the same
past market performance tracking.
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-Work, work, work...
-[groaning]
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[Tim] There's no escape for Doug Peterson,
the dinosaur hunter who is also a robot.
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[growls]
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If you're going to kill me,
do it now, Tyrannosaurus Works!
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[growls]
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-Worky, worky, worky...
-Stop...
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[groans] ...boring me to death. [screams]
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-[squeaks]
-Ow! What was that for?
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I didn't want you
to miss the exciting part.
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[groaning]
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-[door creaks]
-[yells]
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-Boys, we have an announcement.
-[Tim] Wait.
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Is it another baby?
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-[toy crashes]
-Ow!
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-No, not another baby.
-Not even a chance. Trust me. Ow!
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Got a coupon for tonight's grand opening
of a new family restaurant.
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And since it's been a while
since we left the house,
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we figured our wittle baby might be weady.
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Is the baby weady to weave the house
without making a big fuss?
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-"Weady to weave the house" for what?
-Templeton Family Fun Night!
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[gasps, shrieks] Family Fun Night!
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Yes! I love it, I love it, I love it!
Yes, yes, yes!
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Wait. You're not lying, are you?
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Because sometimes
people talk about roller coasters,
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but there's no real roller coaster, just--
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-[toy crashes]
-Ow!
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We're leaving soon, so get ready.
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Family Fun Night! [vocalizing]
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Yeah! That's my groove!
[imitates bass guitar]
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[Mom] Make that bass line walk, Ted.
Woo-hoo!
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Family Fun Night is the best!
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Mom and Dad just relax, and we joke around
and have an awesome time.
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I'd love some family QT,
but it's not a good time.
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Think Bootsy Calico's taking a night off?
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No, he's plotting. I have to counterplot
to keep babies number one.
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[in Italian accent] Is just business.
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[without accent]
Let's doodle in "Fun Night" another day.
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Fiscal October, maybe?
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But it's the grand opening. [gasps]
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I bet there'll be balloons.
I love balloons! We have to go tonight.
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-I don't have to do anything.
-You have to do everything we do.
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-You're a baby.
-And like all babies,
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I'm trained in the art
of obstinate resistance.
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Fun fact: Did you know a baby can add
50 pounds of weight by going limp?
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-[crying]
-[grunts]
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It's like he weighs an extra 50 pounds!
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This is going to be so much fun
once the baby calms down!
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Which I know he will.
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-[crying]
-Are we sure baby's ready for this?
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[screeches]
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Hey, let's make up songs!
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♪ Family fun night is so much fun
That's why we all love it ♪
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♪ And that's why baby will quiet down
And we'll have fun ♪
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[yelling] Should we do Family Fun Night
another time?
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No. Eyes on the prize, Dad.
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The baby will quiet down,
if he knows what's good for him.
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-[shrieking]
-[groans]
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It's a Family Fun Night miracle.
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[both chuckling]
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[sighs, grunts]
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This isn't for you, Templeton.
It's for the good of Baby Corp.
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Public tantrums are terrible
for the brand.
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I'll be calm,
but don't mistake that for enjoyment.
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I get it. You're boring.
But don't stop me from having fun.
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[cries, laughs]
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Kidding. See, we have fun.
Now let's get this over with.
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[sighs]
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[Hawaiian music playing]
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Wow!
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-Remind you of our honeymoon?
-We honeymooned in Cleveland.
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Yeah, but remember the motel
had that palm tree in the lobby?
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[chuckles] Cleveland!
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You caught me at a bad time.
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-[both chuckle]
-Not bad, fish. Not bad at all.
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[chuckles]
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-Aw!
-[both gasp]
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Oh. Snug harness. [grunts]
Elegant comfort. Sleek, modern design.
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You can't tell me this is a-- [gasps]
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Kinderglückseligkeit!
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The finest German engineering
money can buy!
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[Tim] Hey.
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Okay. This place isn't all terrible.
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Maybe cracking Bootsy Calico's next move
can wait for an evening.
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-Told you it'd be fun.
-What is this?
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Whoa! Are those menus?
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-[laughs]
-What the heck?
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It's like a game. Get the menu!
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That's... odd.
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[Mom and Dad laughing]
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This place has everything.
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Oh, the baby's pretending
to read the menu.
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Look at him really concentrating.
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"Oh, I'm a little professor."
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"Hampurrger"? "Tabby Melt"?
"Meowlk Shake"? All cat puns.
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I can't decide
if I want a hot cat or a corn cat.
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Meow there. I'd like you to know
that here at Mr. Pineapple's,
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we don't use utensils or our hands.
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-Lick away.
-[chuckling] This is nuts!
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-No. I don't like this. No!
-[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
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please put your hands together
for the legend himself, Mr. Pineapple!
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-[crowd cheering]
-[vocalizing meow]
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[gasps]
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"Hampurrger..."
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Meow there.
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I can't decide
if I want a hot cat or a corn cat.
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-[Boss Baby] All cat puns.
-Lick away.
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This is nuts.
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[Boss Baby] He's planning something.
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Meow. [echoing]
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Aah! This place is Calico's next move.
[gasps]
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Well, howdy hey.
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Welcome to my humble café.
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I hope y'all are having
a peach-perfect time.
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Especially this little cutie.
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I am just tickled he's here to see this.
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-Oh, no! Oh, my-- I'm so sorry.
-Thank you, but I can manage.
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I know babies can be very difficult.
More trouble than they're worth, really.
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Hey, I know you. Dr. Calico!
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You were our vet when we had the cat
who tried to kill the kids.
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-Aren't you evil?
-Timothy! Don't be rude.
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[laughs] Kids.
I'm just plain old Bootsy now.
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A simple businessman with a dream:
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a restaurant where the whole town
can come together to eat food
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and love kittens, I suppose.
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How about that Mr. Pineapple?
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[man 1]
I feel like I'm on an island getaway.
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-[man 2] Precious thing.
-[woman] We love you!
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[man 2] He's just so adorable!
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That sweet, mellow ukulele playing
sure makes me love kittens.
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I'll say. Congratulations, Bootsy.
This place is the cat's pajamas.
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[Dad and Bootsy laughing]
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Madam, you're making me flush.
Well, y'all enjoy now.
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-I'll enjoy watching you squirm.
-[gasps]
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[gasps] Chief Biff, you old stink bomb.
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-What are you doing here?
-[hisses]
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This is all wrong. Tell Mom and Dad
you need to go number two.
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I do not go number two
in public bathrooms.
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Exactly. I need to get out,
put a call in to the office.
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No way. This is Family Fun Night,
not Baby Work Night.
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No work stuff.
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You're not gonna do this the easy way,
are you?
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I'm not gonna do this the any way.
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[sighs]
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Forgive me, Baby Corp.,
and babies everywhere. [screeching]
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-What's wrong with the baby?
-What did you do to the baby, Tim?
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Nothing.
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[Dad] Shh. Shh. Baby want some toys?
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Hmm? [growls]
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-[crying continues]
-[chuckles]
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This is so embarrassing. The anchorwoman
from the news just gave us a look.
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[gasps] Marsha Krinkle is here?
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-Channel Eight, "Eye on the News."
-[gasps]
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Big fan.
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Let's focus on calming the baby.
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-Maybe we should go.
-We can't just leave!
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It's okay. We haven't even ordered yet.
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No!
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-[gasps] Timothy Leslie!
-I will not let Family Fun Night end.
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The baby just needs to work off energy.
I'll see if there's a ball pit.
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See? Enjoy some quiet time.
Pick yummy appetizers.
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Remember, I don't like anything
with cheese on the inside,
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but I love everything with cheese
on the outside.
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Uh, well, if it means that much,
we'll give it a shot.
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-I am getting into this ukulele kitten.
-Back in a bit.
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Ugh!
Thanks for getting me out of that hotbox.
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Let me just call in some backup-- Hey!
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What's the play here, Templeton?
Torture? You don't have the stones.
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You made a choice. You joined a family.
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Here it comes.
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This is Family Fun Night,
and this place is really, really fun.
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This place is fun?
It's a breeding swamp for cat love.
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We need to burn it down.
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Just give us one hour, okay?
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Tomorrow, you and me versus Bootsy Calico.
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Tonight, put your work away and have fun.
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[laughs] You're talking gibberish.
Who has fun when work's put away? [grunts]
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We are not leaving this car
until you promise to enjoy yourself.
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[sighs] Fine. I promise to enjoy myself.
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-With family stuff.
-With family stuff.
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You're an inspiration. Amen.
Throw the confetti. [blows raspberry]
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Can I just... [inhales sharply]
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Can I get a moment to compose myself?
Alone?
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Okay.
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Staci, Jimbo, pinging my coordinates.
I need you here now.
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Sorry, Templeton.
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[Dad] Whoo, whoo! Pineapple! Pineapple!
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-Yeah! Sing it, Mr. Pineapple!
-Isn't this the best?
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A thrill. I've always dreamed of
passively observing Mommy and Daddy
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-turn into mindless kitten-lovers.
-Shoot us some mellow vibes!
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Your appetizers.
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Remember, no utensils, no hands.
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-So fun! [slurping]
-[both gasp]
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-Kitty living.
-[both laughing]
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[slurping]
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-Ugh!
-[Staci] Sir!
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[grunts]
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[both sigh]
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Talk to me.
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You weren't kidding.
Cat love is off the charts.
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[monitor beeping]
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This whole place is bad news.
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-I know that. Find me good.
-Hi. I'm good.
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Yes, Jimbo, you're a very good boy.
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[chuckling]
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I need intel on this Mr. Pineapple.
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Why so laid back?
How is Bootsy taming him?
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-[Jimbo giggles]
-[grunts]
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I see his food bowl.
Some fancy-schmancy clam platter.
234
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,527
Shellfish. A kitty delicacy.
235
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,531
-What kind of clams?
-[Staci] Sending a pic to the lab now.
236
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,201
Is it an elephant?
237
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,952
[both] No.
238
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,370
Is it a giraffe?
239
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,788
[both] No.
240
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,082
Is it a Shanghai penguin clam?
241
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,000
[both gasp]
242
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,085
[all giggling]
243
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:22,343
They're the world's most yummiest clams,
and also super illegal in this country.
244
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,346
Bootsy's got Pineapple hooked on clams
only he can provide.
245
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,847
That's how he's trained him.
246
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,058
Those clams are the key
to this whole operation.
247
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,520
-If we control them...
-We control Mr. Pineapple.
248
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:35,147
And we can shut down
this whole kitty love fest.
249
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,317
On it. Jimbo's already figured out how
to get past the guard.
250
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,112
-[growls] I'm a dirty mouse.
-Seems solid. Get those clams.
251
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,659
And lure that feline folk singer out
before he turns the crowd into cat lovers.
252
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:50,454
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Cat style!
253
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,333
-[chuckles] Oh, I will beat 'em.
-[baby babbles nearby]
254
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,338
Shush, honey. Mommy and Daddy
are trying to watch the kitty.
255
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,548
Gah!
256
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,260
[monitor beeps]
257
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:08,055
-This plan of yours, it had better work.
-[Staci] Yeah, it already didn't.
258
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,849
Jimbo got too deep into character.
259
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,269
Now he's stuck in the glue traps
he set for the actual mice.
260
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,395
[grunts]
261
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,021
Uh-oh.
262
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:20,818
Sorry to do this to you, BB,
but we need an extra set of legs.
263
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,528
[whispering] And brains.
264
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,780
-Can you get away?
-[Hawaiian guitar music]
265
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,198
I'm dying to.
266
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,742
-[grunting]
-[Mom] Oh, honey, look!
267
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:33,497
The baby's trying to dance.
He loves Mr. Pineapple's music too.
268
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:38,919
-Care to show him how it's done, milady?
-Yes, I do, migentleman. [giggles]
269
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,297
[Hawaiian guitar music continues]
270
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,843
[grunting continues]
271
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:49,138
Curse these German engineers
and their impeccable baby-proofing.
272
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,056
[grunts]
273
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:52,766
[Tim grunts]
274
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,019
What is this?
275
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:59,064
Uh...
276
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,817
Templeton, I respect you too much
to tell you a lie
277
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,652
that I can't come up with anyway.
278
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,531
Just help me down, let me defuse
this Calico/Pineapple situation,
279
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,159
and boom, right back to family fun.
280
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,452
Come on. Uppies?
281
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,330
-You lied to me!
-[Marsha clears throat]
282
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,500
Do not make me come over there.
283
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,586
[both grunting]
284
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:24,924
[Staci thuds]
285
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,344
-Yay! [giggles]
-[grunts]
286
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:29,720
[Staci groans]
287
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,347
-Forever hugs.
-[growls]
288
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,765
You promised me.
289
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:37,394
Tonight is about family. I thought
a businessman is only as good as his word.
290
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,856
Yes. In business,
my word is gold-plated and triple-A rated.
291
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,568
My word as a family man, I'll admit,
kind of garbage. But I will work on that.
292
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,072
I promise.
Give me that! Give it back, Templeton.
293
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,239
[snores]
294
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,493
Did you just fall asleep?
295
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,702
Tai chi meditation! Ya!
296
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,789
-[grunts, screaming]
-[chuckles]
297
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,790
[gasps]
298
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,295
Uh, situation update?
299
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:08,133
We got a... yelling kid,
some... sporadic dancing.
300
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,260
[man over radio]
Are those clams still safe?
301
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,139
Situation update...
302
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,016
I am fired.
303
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,394
BB, we got the clams.
304
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,521
Give me a second.
I'm dealing with the kid.
305
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:22,773
[yelling]
306
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,775
-[man] Oh, come on!
-Tim.
307
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:28,779
Hi. I'm TV's Marsha Krinkle,
and here's the news.
308
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,280
Control your children.
309
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,865
I am so sorry.
310
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,951
[indistinct complaints from patrons]
311
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,245
-Big fan. Uh...
-Ugh!
312
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,162
[sighs]
313
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,790
Tim, honey, knock it off.
314
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,876
What? The baby started it.
315
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,130
[caterwauling]
316
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:51,593
Oh. Oh, heavens, no, Mr. Pineapple.
It's not your fault. Are you all right?
317
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,848
-[screeches]
-[Bootsy] You need your din-din. Okay.
318
00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:01,562
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Pineapple
is going to take a short intermission.
319
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,982
Why? Because children ruined everything.
320
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,652
Yeah. Specifically,
that family with the baby.
321
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,863
-Oh, boy.
-Boo!
322
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:11,905
Yeah, time to go.
323
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,658
-[crowd booing]
-[meows]
324
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,494
The crowd's turning on us.
Baby love is cratering.
325
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,455
Lure Pineapple out of here!
326
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,956
[meows]
327
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,458
[confused meow]
328
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,002
-[mournful cry]
-[Staci] Hey, Pineapple!
329
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,380
Come and get 'em, you filthy animal.
330
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,882
[snarling]
331
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,136
-Jimbo, break for the exit!
-[whimpers] Where is it? I don't see it--
332
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,388
-[grunts]
-[Mr. Pineapple yowls]
333
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,307
-[chuckles]
-[Bootsy] All done with num-nums?
334
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,392
[Mr. Pineapple grunting]
335
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:45,230
Come on, Mr. Pineapple.
Time for the grand finale.
336
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,941
-[Jimbo chuckling]
-[gasps]
337
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,485
[purring, meows]
338
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,946
[server] Kitty goes in the box!
Meow, meow, meow!
339
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,658
Pineapple was just the warm-up.
340
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,787
[Staci] Bootsy's sending everyone home
with a takeout kitten.
341
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,704
[gasps]
342
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,084
[gasps]
343
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:11,799
-How do we stop it, Boss?
-I... I don't know. I need a plan.
344
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,344
-How much do we owe for the clawb salad?
-No! Don't pay the bill yet.
345
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,138
We're sticking this out as a family.
346
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,474
No! Give me that.
347
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,892
[grunting]
348
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:26,855
-No! Not the baby death grip!
-Hi. Do I need to speak with somebody?
349
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,235
I am so sorry, TV's Marsha Krinkle.
We're getting the kids out of here.
350
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:38,158
[grunting] Why... do you have to...
ruin... everything?
351
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,669
This just in:
352
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:52,965
You're a noisy, mess-making monster
and your parents should be ashamed of you.
353
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:53,882
[gasps]
354
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,640
-[gasps]
-He gets it from his mother.
355
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:04,560
-Ah!
-I am not ashamed of my children!
356
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:07,312
Family Fun Night!
357
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,689
-Oh, boy.
-[clattering]
358
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,649
-Tim! Let's not go overboard.
-[woman shrieks]
359
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,818
Chaos. That's what we need.
360
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,154
Staci, Jimbo, I have our plan.
361
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,156
-Copy that, boss.
-[giggling]
362
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,410
Jimbo! Will you please stop
petting that kitten?
363
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,495
-I'm not.
-[meowing]
364
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:29,001
My, my. What a tasty batch of chaos
y'all cooked up.
365
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,337
But... uh-oh, frowny face. Too late.
366
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,549
So, you like chaos, Calico?
367
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,468
You are one smart little baby, aren't you?
368
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:43,682
Oh, I know lots of things. I know the sky
is blue, I know the cow goes moo,
369
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,895
and I know there is no such thing
as a mellow cat. [snaps]
370
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,398
[gasps]
371
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,067
-Ow!
-[meows]
372
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,362
[excited meow]
373
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,740
No.
374
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,451
-Easy, Mr. Pineapple.
-[yowls]
375
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,994
[yelling]
376
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,996
-[grunting]
-[Jimbo giggling]
377
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,248
-[patrons gasping]
-Eww!
378
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,042
-[man gasps]
-[yowling]
379
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,501
-[Bootsy grunts]
-[hisses]
380
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,088
[man shouts, growls]
381
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,258
[patrons shouting]
382
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,470
[snarls, yowls]
383
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:31,730
-Who else wants a take-out ki--? Oh, wow.
-[dishes crashing]
384
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,608
[all meowing, yowling]
385
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,693
[patrons shrieking]
386
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,657
-Cat love is plummeting.
-[monitor beeping]
387
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,452
-We did it!
-Outstanding work. Take tomorrow off.
388
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,496
-Yuck!
-[chuckles] Kidding.
389
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,207
-I'll clear you for more overtime.
-See you tomorrow.
390
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,333
[Jimbo giggles]
391
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,920
-[giggling, babbling]
-Honey, tip generously.
392
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,256
But we didn't even eat-- Fine.
393
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,676
-[both chuckling]
-[babbling]
394
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,805
Sounds like the baby wants to keep
this Family Fun Night going.
395
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,098
Yeah!
396
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,559
Take-out kitten?
397
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,313
Y'all still love kitty cats
deep down inside, right?
398
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,274
At least stay for dessert.
399
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,693
We've got tira-meow-su.
400
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:22,489
Hey, Calico, your restaurant
turned into a real cat-astrophe.
401
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,744
Or is it a clam-ity?
402
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,579
[giggles]
403
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,213
-[dramatic music playing on TV]
-[horse whinnies]
404
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,673
Popcorn?
405
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,718
Choking hazard.
You can't get rid of me that easy.
406
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,014
I'm sorry I said you ruin everything.
407
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,351
Eh, it was an accurate performance review.
I'm having a wonderful time, by the way.
408
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,855
The horsie in this film amuses me,
and I find comfort in Mother's laugh.
409
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,399
[Mom laughing and snorting]
410
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,862
Enjoy tonight, Templeton.
Tomorrow, we go back to work.
411
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,991
I have a feeling Mr. Pineapple's Café
was the first hostile takeover attempt
412
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,243
in a very long corporate war.
413
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:21,923
Hmm?
414
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,179
Oh!
415
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,513
[grunts]
416
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,515
Well, hello there.
417
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,683
[meows]
418
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,730
"Property of Channel Eight News."
419
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:40,275
-Well, I guess you're our cat now.
-[meows]
420
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,445
[theme song playing]
421
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,133
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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