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[grunts]
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Hold all my calls.
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[giggling]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪
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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪
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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪
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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪
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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪
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[grunting]
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You expect me to talk?
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I will never betray Planet Earth to you,
Emperor Cavemutant Tentaclemouth!
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[speaks gibberish]
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Do your worst!
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I've seen every nightmare
this galaxy has to-- [gasps]
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What the barf is this garbage?
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[shrieking]
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No!
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For criminy's sake, Tim.
They're not gonna kill you.
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Your baby brother likes green beans.
Don't you?
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-[coos]
-[Dad laughs]
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You do like them. Yes, you do!
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[Mom] Eat up.
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You have the whole afternoon to play,
but I need to see a clean plate, okay?
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[groaning]
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Make me proud, Timmy.
I'm already so proud of you.
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Templeton. Templeton.
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They're just parents.
You should be playing them like a kazoo.
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It's easy for you. You like green beans.
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Mm! High fiber with a smooth
grassy flavor. What's not to like?
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-Wait, you could eat my beans.
-Mm, sure could.
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Mm. Good beans.
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-So...?
-So, what's in it for me?
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What?
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-Everything okay in there, boys?
-All good, Dad!
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[giggles]
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I'm happy to eat the beans,
but for free? [gasps]
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Was there a fire that burned down
the rules of business?
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This isn't a business. We're a family.
We're supposed to--
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I don't live in "supposed-ta."
I live in the free market.
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It's all business.
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Quid pro quo, aka "I doosie, you doosie."
I eat your vegetables, you owe me a favor.
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What favor? Ah, we'll leave it open.
But know this...
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I will collect.
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Fine. It's a deal.
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What?
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Are you trying to choke me,
you homicidal maniac?
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Gotta mash those mammajammas!
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-[Mom] Ready for me to clear plates?
-One more minute!
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I bought cookies if you're done!
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Mashed! I want it pureed so fine,
it'll be in my diaper by sundown.
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-[Dad] Okay, here comes the cookie-copter!
-Come on, beat it like it owes you money!
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[laughs maniacally]
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Good.
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[gulps]
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Aww. Who are my two big boys?
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I'm gonna play with the baby.
We're not doing anything suspicious.
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I love you. Bye!
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[grunts] Thanks for covering.
I have to check in at the office.
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That mean we're even for the green beans?
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[laughs]
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You know nothing about business.
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[laughs, gasps]
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-You should come with me to the office.
-What? Why?
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Because we are family.
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Can't have my brother ignorant
to the art of business. It's embarrassing.
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[dinging]
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It'll be fun. I promise.
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I do like fun.
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Do they still have free cookies
in the break room?
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You are literally eating a cookie
right now.
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I'm a kid.
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Yes, they have cookies.
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Be advised,
we upgraded the transport chupies.
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Do they still work the same way?
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-Yes, you suck.
-You suck!
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Ohh.
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Hello, you beautiful Baby Corp.
Let's do some business.
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-[phones ringing]
-[overlapping chatter]
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[cries]
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-Yo, family man!
-Hey, BB!
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Boss Baby!
Still looking for those field reports.
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-On your desk by Friday.
-Outstanding!
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Are they always this friendly?
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That's not friendliness.
It's the halo of success.
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Tell me, Templeton,
what do I do here at Baby Corp?
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You make babies?
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Uh, no, the factory downstairs
makes the babies.
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I make sure the world loves babies.
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More than puppies, more than kittens,
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babies get ten times more love
than the competition.
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And you know why?
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Uh, I was promised fun and cookies.
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Ah, stay with me.
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It's because of what I've been trying
to tell you. It's all business.
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Baby Corp gives the world
the cuteness it needs.
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And in return, the world gives us
what we want. All that love.
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Wow, you're great at business.
They should let you run Baby Corp.
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-[groans] I tell myself that every day.
-Boss Baby!
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Mega Fat CEO Baby.
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Good morning, chief!
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Who's crushing it? Numero you-oh! Up high!
But not really. I'm important and busy.
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Great. So we're done here?
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[imitates buzzer] Air ball.
Ask me why I'm busy.
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-I'd rather not.
-Why are you busy?
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I'm busy because there's a problem
out in the field, which is what?
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Yeah, your job.
Which I guess you're terrible at?
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Hey! My brother is great at business.
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[gasps] Oh, that's right.
You went off and joined a family.
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How's that shaking out?
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[laughs]
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Oh, it's shaking fine.
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Yeah, you know what?
My body language don't care.
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You wanna bring your man-baby
to the office? Okay.
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Makes you look unprofessional and weak,
but whatevs.
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I do appreciate the lecture
on professionalism,
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-but my man-baby is right.
-Can we not call me a man-baby?
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Check the board.
Babies are the most loved creatures
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-on the planet.
-Uh-huh, yeah, except...
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Magnus, make it zoom and enhance.
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Mega Fat CEO Baby wishes
to zoom and enhance!
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[Mega] Zip. Looky-looky that.
Right in your own town.
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An entire neighborhood
where they don't just not love babies,
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they can't stand babies.
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They hate babies?
What's the problem? Puppy infiltration?
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Worse. A bad baby.
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His name is Scooter Buskie.
He's just... [blows raspberry]
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...worst baby in the world.
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Scooter Buskie--
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-[thuds]
-[groans]
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-[laughing]
-Scooter Buskie!
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-[man] Huh?
-[all] Scooter Buskie!
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[screams]
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Scooter, no!
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-[woman] Oh, come on!
-[man] Will you please shut your baby up?
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What is wrong with that child?
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The whole neighborhood hates him.
And that's very bad for business.
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[gasps] That poor baby.
We should help him.
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Oh, aren't you just a peach, high-tops?
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I'll take care of this Scooter Buskie.
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Uh, yeah, or else. The "else" means
I take this matter to my bosses.
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The Board of Directors.
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And then I get to fire you, so's we clear.
We clear, double-B?
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Yes.
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Sir.
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I'm gonna fill my diaper now
and never break eye contact.
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-[farts]
-Ooh!
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Smell it!
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Love you, big guy! Not really.
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Mega Fat CEO Baby
does not actually love you.
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We get to go on a secret mission?
You were right. This is fun!
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-Now, where are those free cookies?
-Later.
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We've got a problem baby to deal with.
Time to call in the field team.
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[ringing]
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[Boss Baby] Jimbo, the Muscle.
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[ringing]
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Staci, the Wild Card.
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[all grunting]
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The Triplets.
They... mostly stay back at the office.
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[loud banging]
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[growls]
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[groaning]
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There you are. Honey, he got out again!
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-Sorry, everyone. He gets out sometimes.
-[muttering]
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Scooter Buskie is a garbage baby.
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Maybe he's just misunderstood.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize
your brother was...
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[whispers] ...a liberal.
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-What?
-Shh!
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Triplets, I need a diversion.
Something special from the R&D department.
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-We're helpful!
-[Triplets cheer]
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Jimbo, deliver the package.
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[grunting]
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[rings doorbell]
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[mother] What is it, hon?
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It says we won a free baby swing.
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Ooh, latest model from Japan!
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[mother] Japan?
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-Super-advanced technology.
-Fancy!
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Huh. No assembly instructions.
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-[Jimbo grunts]
-Nice work, Jimbo.
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Staci, arrange a meeting.
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Scooter, why are we having
this conversation?
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[belches]
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[snaps fingers]
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Your job is a no-brainer.
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Act cute, Mommy and Daddy
give you food and shelter.
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-You doosie, they doosie.
-[Scooter screams]
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How do we move the needle on this one?
Talk to me.
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-[speaks gibberish]
-[all gasp]
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-What did he say?
-Uh...
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Assorted things about our mother.
Better you don't know.
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-[Scooter yelling]
-He's a total loss.
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We issue a factory recall,
take him back to Baby Corp.
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Take him away? You can't.
I thought we were supposed to help him.
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Staci, I like the problem-solving
and lack of morals, but the kid's right.
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We don't need drastic measures.
What have I been teaching you, Templeton?
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That I owe you a favor? I lost interest
after you promised me cookies.
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It's all business. We just need
to find out what Scooter Buskie wants.
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Buskie, let's do some business.
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[yells]
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That was hard cash, you maniac!
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Maybe this one goes in the...
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[powers up]
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[speaks Japanese]
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-Final offer.
-[squeals]
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Bronze shoes, front row tickets
to Patty Feltmonster's Wiggling Jug Band,
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and we'll throw in
Jimbo's personal stuffed companion.
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Dr. Fluff-Bum... will always love you.
[sobbing]
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[happy squeal]
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[gurgles]
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[all gasp]
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[Scooter screeches]
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[groans]
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It's like negotiating with North Korea!
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This is my job on the line.
Somebody help me out!
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[giggles]
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No hugs, Jimbo!
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-You want me to...?
-I do, but think of the lawsuits.
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Maybe not everything's about business.
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You shut your lying mouth!
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If a baby's fussy,
something's probably bothering him.
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00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:55,297
What's wrong, widdle grump-grump?
Tummy gurgles? Izzums sweepy?
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Doodles in the didee?
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Baby talk is hate speech, Templeton.
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-I got it!
-What?
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See that bump on his gums?
He's getting his first tooth.
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-No wonder poor baby is so cranky.
-Staci, what do we have for tooth pain?
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Frozen pacifier. Numbs the gums.
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All better, Scooter?
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I can't believe that worked.
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I brought you to work because I thought
I could teach you something.
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But I was wrong.
You're the one who's teaching me--
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-Fart! Poop! Doody! [shouts]
-[Scooter growling]
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Scooter, no!
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That single tooth.
It's like Lucifer's javelin!
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[grunts]
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[Scooter giggles]
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[screeches]
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Cool. Now we've added biting.
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Good effort, Templeton.
244
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:50,144
But when you took away Scooter's pain,
all you did was unleash a greater evil.
245
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,521
-[beeping]
-Sir, the baby-hate is spreading.
246
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,650
There's a young couple next door
that might actually get a... a cat!
247
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487
A cat instead of a baby?
248
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,823
-[groans]
-Are we gonna get fired?
249
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:08,537
No, we are gonna fix this kid.
I've got one last desperate idea.
250
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,332
Templeton, I'm calling in
that favor you owe me.
251
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,583
What do you need?
252
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,878
Gold star stickers.
Go home, grab as many as you can.
253
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,005
-Meet me at Baby Corp.
-On it!
254
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:24,011
-Are you and your brother having fun?
-Nothing suspicious! I love you. Bye!
255
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,764
Got 'em!
256
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,474
Outstanding.
257
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,436
One for Staci. Take one for yourself,
Timmy. You've earned it.
258
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,524
But what happened
to "one last desperate idea"?
259
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:41,028
I'll be honest, Templeton. I decided
to go with Staci's factory recall plan.
260
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,532
You were against it. Figured I'd save us
an awkward family argument.
261
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:47,076
So gold star for me, too. Good job.
262
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:48,994
What did you do with Scooter?
263
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,829
We brought him in for retraining.
264
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,625
♪ Baby, be good
Baby, be good ♪
265
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,670
♪ Never, never, never, never
Never be bad ♪
266
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,004
-[shouts] Be good!
-[gasps]
267
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,299
You just took away that family's baby?
268
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,344
Of course not.
We gave them a free upgrade.
269
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,556
What exactly does that mean?
270
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,267
Let me paint you the scene
at the Buskie house.
271
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,726
[swing] Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
272
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,604
[Boss Baby] Right now,
Mrs. Buskie is realizing...
273
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,606
I should go feed Scooter.
274
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,608
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
275
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,403
[Boss Baby] Can you imagine
that mommy's life, Templeton?
276
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:27,241
Every four hours, every day,
she has to feed that... that...
277
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,285
Scooter Buskie.
278
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:33,038
But today is different.
Oh, the routine is the same.
279
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,625
Scooter, nummy-num time.
280
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,544
But what's this?
281
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:43,966
When she walks up to that crib,
what precious wonder awaits?
282
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,384
Scooter?
283
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:50,681
A brand-new, powder-clean,
snuggle-hungry baby.
284
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,932
[giggles]
285
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,101
She'll be the happiest mommy on Earth.
286
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:58,480
[screaming]
287
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,693
[scoffs] That Buskie baby
is just the worst.
288
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:05,613
I'm so glad we opted
for cat ownership instead.
289
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:11,577
What? You are in so much trouble.
290
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,037
Jimbo's just a fill-in.
291
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,457
We'll issue the Buskies a factory-fresh
baby as soon as one's available.
292
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:20,753
Once Scooter's retrained, we ship him off
to some value-sized mega-family
293
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,379
who won't even notice the extra kid.
294
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,923
He'll love Utah.
295
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:28,177
It's all business, Templeton.
And I just made this deal a win-win.
296
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:34,016
You do not understand families at all!
297
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:39,146
-[sighs] Look, maybe this was a mistake.
-So we're taking Scooter back?
298
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,649
No, that baby's awful,
and everyone's happier this way.
299
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,652
-I meant bringing you to the office.
-Oh.
300
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:48,656
Don't get me wrong. The brother thing?
I'm still into it 100 percent.
301
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:53,118
I just think maybe we keep work at work
and home at home.
302
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:08,008
I'm gonna say goodbye to Scooter first.
[laughs]
303
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,136
-Why the chuckle?
-No reason. I just like laughing.
304
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,930
Fine. Knock yourself out.
305
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,226
♪ Baby be good ♪
306
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,520
♪ Baby be good
Never, never, never... ♪
307
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,146
Good baby.
308
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:26,318
Bossy B! My main man I just can't stand.
Can I fire you yet?
309
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,444
[laughs]
310
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,406
You overpaid kidder.
Staci, call up the charts.
311
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:34,243
You'll find the Buskies' neighborhood
is now one hundred percent...
312
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:40,457
It's gonna blow!
Uh... we're gonna make a follow-up visit.
313
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,211
Just to be sure the Buskies are thrilled
with their baby upgrade.
314
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,295
[laughs nervously]
315
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:49,466
[screams] Our baby is missing, there's
a giant muscle-baby in the house,
316
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,177
and why are you still working
on that swing?
317
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,848
-Scooter's missing?
-Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
318
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,474
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
319
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,185
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
320
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,604
[both screaming]
321
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,441
-Mama hugs?
-[crashing downstairs]
322
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,194
So, in summary,
I am on top of things and--
323
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,738
-[crashing]
-[screams]
324
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,656
♪ Baby be good ♪
325
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,408
[screaming]
326
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,660
-[growling]
-[babies yelling]
327
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,078
Okay, I'm out.
328
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,872
[screams]
329
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,666
And let that teach you a valuable lesson.
330
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,543
What lesson?
331
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,586
[screams]
332
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,756
I will get back to you
when I figure that out.
333
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,507
[sighs] Come on.
334
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,010
[growls, gasps]
335
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,057
[giggles]
336
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,643
-It's headed for the break room!
-Don't let it get sugared up!
337
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,772
[panicked shouting]
338
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,900
So he gets cookies?
339
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,820
[giggles]
340
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:56,116
[screeches]
341
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,409
[laughs]
342
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,873
-[giggles]
-[yells]
343
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,375
You're not done here after all, Templeton.
344
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,295
I'll take Staci and deal
with the Jimbo situation.
345
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,713
That one's on you.
346
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,634
Um, is there like a security guard or...?
347
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,260
[whistles] Triplets!
348
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,845
[Triplets laugh]
349
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,972
-Yes, boss?
-Reporting for duty!
350
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,474
Hi, boss's brother.
351
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:23,227
Call when you've got him contained.
Don't get me fired!
352
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,729
I'm a security!
353
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,941
-[imitates alarm]
-[laughing]
354
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,277
Goo-goo ga-ga?
355
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:38,033
So is the giant muscle-baby working
with the killer robot swing, or...
356
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,161
Who cares?
Get in there and find my little boy!
357
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,456
What did you do?
358
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,043
Whaaa...?!
359
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,296
-Scooter! Hey, Scoo--
-[Scooter shrieks]
360
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,632
Be a good baby! No!
361
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,260
[Tim] No! Scooter!
362
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,762
-No! Be a good baby--
-[yelling]
363
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,515
-[grunts] Huh?
-[alarm dings]
364
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393
-Templeton!
-Hey! Everything's under control here.
365
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,354
You're an atrocious liar.
That's not what I'm calling about.
366
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:11,233
The Buskie house is surrounded! Had to
send out the baby swing as a distraction.
367
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,861
-It's got my gun!
-Turbo! Turbo!
368
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,072
[Boss Baby] Scan the board
and find us an escape route.
369
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,825
Tick-tock, Templeton.
The situation is at crisis levels here.
370
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,410
Staci, how's the neighborhood?
371
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,204
People are really hating babies, sir.
372
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,748
-Okay, I have an idea.
-And I have a crisis.
373
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,709
Winner, me. Where's my escape route?
374
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,253
[Tim] Oh, Scooter!
375
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,632
I found more cookies and juice boxes.
376
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,717
Templeton!
377
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,553
Templeton, where are you?
I've lost contact.
378
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:43,265
Block the door. We get busted,
that's a two-year stretch in daycare.
379
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,727
No! They can't send me back to daycare.
380
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:50,981
[screams] I will go out
in a storm of blood and fire!
381
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,192
-[Tim] Hey.
-Oh, thank goodness.
382
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,443
Exit route, Templeton. ASAP!
383
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:58,780
Or... since I got Scooter,
I can just send him back to his parents.
384
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,698
What?
385
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,367
This situation's a powderkeg,
that baby is the blowtorch.
386
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:06,079
Send him out now, no one in
this neighborhood will love babies again!
387
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,497
I absolutely forbid-- Wait.
388
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,083
-Where are you right now?
-Too late!
389
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,086
-[siren wailing]
-[Scooter growls]
390
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,644
Templeton, you've doomed us all.
391
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,979
[Scooter growling]
392
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,816
[all gasping]
393
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,280
-[snarls]
-Scooter?
394
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,617
-[giggling]
-[mother laughs]
395
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,577
Baby boy!
396
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,580
Oh, come here. My little guy!
397
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,666
-[excited chatter]
-Hmm?
398
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,417
Aww!
399
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,086
Aww!
400
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,379
Oh!
401
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:59,883
-Babe, let's have a baby!
-I hate cats so much.
402
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,264
Stand down, boys.
Stand down for sweet, sweet cuteness.
403
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,224
[swing yells in Japanese]
404
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,311
Templeton, I am as impressed
as I am mystified.
405
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,063
It was right on the map.
406
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,857
The whole neighborhood
hates Scooter Buskie, right?
407
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,818
But not at his house.
408
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:21,571
So I figured, you want
to make everyone love babies?
409
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,325
Maybe they just had to see Scooter
the way his mom and dad do.
410
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,870
Not business. Family.
411
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,375
Sir, baby love is off the charts!
412
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,336
-I guess it's all over but the cover-up.
-What?
413
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,963
[siren chirps]
414
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,632
[Scooter giggles]
415
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:41,842
[mother screams]
416
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:46,221
-Giant muscle-baby!
-There you are. I am so sorry.
417
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,348
My cousin has wandering baby syndrome.
418
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,351
It's a real thing that's probably
in the encyclopedia probably.
419
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,020
Don't check that. I love you. Bye!
420
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,314
Okay.
421
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,275
You did good today, Templeton.
422
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:02,112
So, uh, do I owe you now?
This is making me uncomfortable.
423
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,781
Nah, that one was free. We're brothers.
424
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,283
[laughs]
425
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:10,162
-You really know nothing about business.
-And proud of it.
426
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:14,499
But you do know family.
That makes us a real synergy powerhouse.
427
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:20,213
So maybe if you want,
we could work together again tomorrow?
428
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:24,176
Sounds fun.
But this time it's gonna cost you.
429
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,433
-[screams]
-No, baby!
430
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,480
Well, I'm full! Gonna go watch TV!
431
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,857
I love this family.
432
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,275
[giggles]
433
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,362
[theme song playing]
434
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,550
♪ Boss Baby ♪
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