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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,628 --> 00:00:38,628 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org M_I_SForEver 2 00:02:23,886 --> 00:02:25,520 You better get up, babe. 3 00:02:25,554 --> 00:02:26,889 Jules has got to go to school. 4 00:03:44,734 --> 00:03:48,670 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 5 00:03:48,704 --> 00:03:53,209 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 6 00:03:53,242 --> 00:03:57,146 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 7 00:03:57,179 --> 00:04:03,686 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 8 00:04:04,653 --> 00:04:05,755 ♪ Sleigh ♪ 9 00:04:06,889 --> 00:04:09,557 What are yo... Come on. What yo... I was enjoying that. 10 00:04:09,591 --> 00:04:11,761 - I definitely wasn't. - Come on. 11 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,730 That is a Christmas classic. 12 00:04:14,764 --> 00:04:18,134 - Yeah, it was doing my head in. - Oh, come on. Anything but this. 13 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,869 - Mm-mm. - Please. 14 00:04:19,902 --> 00:04:20,870 Jules. 15 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:24,740 - Julia. Please. - No. Mm-mm. 16 00:04:24,774 --> 00:04:26,541 All right. 17 00:04:26,574 --> 00:04:28,878 Dad, seriously? 18 00:04:28,911 --> 00:04:30,880 Finally. Now she responds. 19 00:04:30,913 --> 00:04:32,580 Do not call me "she." 20 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:37,920 Anything exciting going on in school today? 21 00:04:37,954 --> 00:04:39,255 - Nothing. - What about choir? 22 00:04:39,288 --> 00:04:41,157 - Hmm. - All right. 23 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:42,624 - Politics? - Seriously? 24 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:46,996 We both know there's absolutely no point having an opinion on politics. 25 00:04:47,029 --> 00:04:49,231 - Why is that? - Because no matter who you vote for, 26 00:04:49,265 --> 00:04:50,866 the country's still going to go to shit, 27 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,201 so it's completely pointless. 28 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:53,668 Where di... Where did you get that from? 29 00:04:53,703 --> 00:04:55,137 Miss Garver. 30 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:56,604 - Miss Garver? - Yeah. 31 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,107 - Miss Garver... - Yeah. 32 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:00,508 ...and I are going to have a little heart to heart. 33 00:05:01,643 --> 00:05:03,645 Dad, I am entitled to my own opinion. 34 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:06,148 Yeah, but, honey, that's not your opinion, that's her opinion. 35 00:05:06,182 --> 00:05:07,249 You're just being pedantic now. 36 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:10,019 I think you mean I'm being patronizing. 37 00:05:10,052 --> 00:05:12,154 - This is exactly why I hate speaking to you. - Why? 38 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,924 Because you ask me a question, I answer it, 39 00:05:14,957 --> 00:05:17,059 - and then you just take great delight in just... - Honey, I... 40 00:05:17,093 --> 00:05:18,828 - ...picking the answer apart. - I... I want you to embrace 41 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,730 your opinion, honey. I just don't want you 42 00:05:20,763 --> 00:05:22,664 - to take everything at face value. - Well, I'm not! 43 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,000 Just because it's Miss Garver's opinion, 44 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,301 doesn't mean that I don't agree with it, 45 00:05:25,334 --> 00:05:26,568 and I think, "Yeah, you know what? 46 00:05:26,601 --> 00:05:27,602 You're right, Miss Garver." 47 00:05:27,635 --> 00:05:28,738 No, no, I... Listen, honey, 48 00:05:28,771 --> 00:05:30,906 that's not what I said, okay? 49 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,009 - I... I didn't said... - It's what you meant, exactly what you meant. 50 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,777 - What's that? - But that's what you said, though. 51 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:37,246 That's... that's exactly what you said. 52 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:41,317 What I meant was, I want you to feel comfortable 53 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:43,085 to question things. 54 00:05:43,119 --> 00:05:45,087 Just because I'm a woman, I can't think for myself, right? 55 00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:47,655 This has nothing to do with you being a woman. 56 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:48,858 You know that, come on. 57 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,658 - Right. Mm-hmm. - It doesn't. 58 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:59,068 Well, I'm sorry that I attempted to have a conversation at all. 59 00:05:59,101 --> 00:06:01,103 Why, I never asked you to speak to me, did I? 60 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:02,838 Well, lesson learned. 61 00:06:10,946 --> 00:06:12,848 Gripes and pet peeves, folks. 62 00:06:12,882 --> 00:06:16,085 020-7946-7946. 63 00:06:16,118 --> 00:06:17,853 We've already heard from Tom in Copley, 64 00:06:17,887 --> 00:06:19,587 and Harriet in Birmingham, 65 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:22,291 about her pavement pizza on a Saturday night. 66 00:06:22,324 --> 00:06:25,361 And now, we've got a message from Jules, in York, who says, 67 00:06:25,394 --> 00:06:28,164 "My dad talks like a sexist pig. 68 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:30,099 How do I get him to leave me alone?" 69 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:31,734 That is an easy one, Jules. 70 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,736 Quite simply, tell your dad to... 71 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:37,740 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 72 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:42,945 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 73 00:06:53,255 --> 00:06:57,126 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 74 00:07:11,874 --> 00:07:14,243 So, how are we getting on, Miss Evans? 75 00:07:14,276 --> 00:07:15,978 We're fine, Mr. Thompson. 76 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:18,948 No worries or concerns? 77 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,883 - No. - It's just that your, um... 78 00:07:22,051 --> 00:07:23,385 marks have dropped a bit this term. 79 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:24,820 Actually, quite a lot. 80 00:07:24,854 --> 00:07:26,989 Uh, I know your situation is, um... 81 00:07:28,958 --> 00:07:33,062 singular. But I was wondering if your work is suffering because of the... 82 00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:35,231 long-term implications of your... 83 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:38,200 mother's... 84 00:07:38,234 --> 00:07:39,667 - Death. - Yes. 85 00:07:39,702 --> 00:07:40,936 - No. - Good. 86 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:45,074 Bi... biscuit? 87 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:46,976 I'm all right. 88 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:53,849 - Shall I go? - Yeah. 89 00:07:59,989 --> 00:08:02,057 I don't see why they get so much hate. 90 00:08:02,091 --> 00:08:03,392 They were madly in love. 91 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:04,860 They remained devoted to one another 92 00:08:04,894 --> 00:08:06,862 despite forced marriages to other people, 93 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:08,430 war, injury. 94 00:08:08,464 --> 00:08:09,865 And they died in each other's arms. 95 00:08:09,899 --> 00:08:11,867 It's a classic romance. 96 00:08:11,901 --> 00:08:14,737 But Cersei and Jaime were twins. 97 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:15,804 A technicality. 98 00:08:19,308 --> 00:08:20,342 Bitch table. 99 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:32,488 Speaking of romance, have you told your dad about lover boy? 100 00:08:32,521 --> 00:08:34,723 No, because he'd have a stroke. 101 00:08:34,757 --> 00:08:36,125 He's going to find out sometime. 102 00:08:36,158 --> 00:08:38,427 Not if I can help it. 103 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:40,095 What if you get pregnant? 104 00:08:41,197 --> 00:08:43,299 Can't get pregnant if you don't have sex, Em. 105 00:08:43,332 --> 00:08:46,135 Tell that to the Virgin Mary. She was just minding her own business, 106 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:48,270 - milking some goat in Iran. - Israel. 107 00:08:48,304 --> 00:08:49,939 That's the one. Then bam! 108 00:08:49,972 --> 00:08:51,874 She's carrying the son of God. 109 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,509 It may take him seven days to create the world, 110 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:57,046 but he can knock you up with the click of his fingers. 111 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,847 I'll bear that in mind. 112 00:08:58,881 --> 00:09:00,783 So, what are we going to do about your poor dad? 113 00:09:00,816 --> 00:09:03,752 He must be lonely. And also, he's really fit. 114 00:09:03,786 --> 00:09:06,222 Em! That is my dad you're talking about. 115 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,190 He spends his Monday nights in a church. 116 00:09:09,858 --> 00:09:12,194 Yeah, well, that was his thing with Mom. 117 00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:14,763 Doesn't exactly scream social life, though, does it? 118 00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:16,999 If you're so desperate to play Cupid, why don't you set your brother up? 119 00:09:17,032 --> 00:09:20,002 I would, but by some miracle, he's got himself a girlfriend. 120 00:09:22,171 --> 00:09:23,539 Oh, my God, I've got it. 121 00:09:23,572 --> 00:09:25,441 We should set your dad up with someone. 122 00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:27,009 That is really creepy. 123 00:09:29,178 --> 00:09:30,279 Oh, before I forget. 124 00:09:30,312 --> 00:09:31,847 Speaking of moms, 125 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,515 I was thinking of getting this for Mom. 126 00:09:33,549 --> 00:09:34,883 Cute, right? 127 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:36,252 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 128 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,519 I think she'll really like it. 129 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:45,461 ♪ King Wenceslas last looked out on the Feast of Stephen ♪ 130 00:09:45,494 --> 00:09:50,933 ♪ When the snow lay round about deep and crisp and even ♪ 131 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,535 That's all right. 132 00:09:53,569 --> 00:09:57,806 Congratulations, you are officially the world's worst father. 133 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,208 Thank you, appreciate that. 134 00:09:59,241 --> 00:10:00,909 It's not funny, by the way. 135 00:10:00,943 --> 00:10:01,944 It is a bit. 136 00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,078 You know, there was a time 137 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:04,313 when Jules was happy to see me. 138 00:10:04,346 --> 00:10:06,115 And now, she looks at me, like, 139 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,550 "Say one more word and I will castrate you 140 00:10:08,584 --> 00:10:09,952 with this crossbow." 141 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,854 Oh, come on, David. 142 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:13,856 No, no. She's like, "Enough of your white privilege, 143 00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:16,158 okay, Daddy? You take it down a little bit, 144 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:18,327 or me and the rest of my cellmates will shank you." 145 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,498 God's sake, David, she's 16, not six. What do you expect? 146 00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:25,401 I mean, Jules is being pumped full of so many hormones 147 00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:27,136 that, at this stage, she's closer 148 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,038 to the Incredible Hulk than Bruce Banner. 149 00:10:29,071 --> 00:10:31,206 So, what's the cure? 150 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,374 Menopause. 151 00:10:32,408 --> 00:10:34,243 Problem solved, thank you. 152 00:10:34,276 --> 00:10:37,846 I'll just fast forward 70 years, and everybody wins. Success. 153 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,248 - Oh, Je... - How about this? 154 00:10:39,281 --> 00:10:40,616 - What? - Why don't you talk to her? 155 00:10:40,649 --> 00:10:41,917 Uh... 156 00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:45,587 How do you plan to sell that idea? 157 00:10:45,621 --> 00:10:47,856 "Uh, here's my ex-girlfriend, 158 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:50,059 whom your mom never really liked, 159 00:10:50,092 --> 00:10:53,395 to talk to you about life and the many difficulties of womanhood." 160 00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:56,165 Claire loved you. She did. 161 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,968 - She loved you like the plague. - So, didn't. Oh, dear. 162 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:02,404 You're right, she hated you. She hated you. 163 00:11:02,438 --> 00:11:05,240 No, it's just a phase, you know? 164 00:11:05,274 --> 00:11:07,276 She'll get through it. 165 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:08,610 - When? - Look, okay, 166 00:11:08,644 --> 00:11:10,312 at least your relationship with Jules 167 00:11:10,346 --> 00:11:12,314 is nowhere near as bad as your love life. 168 00:11:12,348 --> 00:11:15,150 I know you've put on a few pounds 169 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:17,186 - since we dated. But, uh... - Really? 170 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:20,322 ...surely you can pay someone to date you. 171 00:11:20,356 --> 00:11:23,425 There you go. I'm trying to remember why we're friends. 172 00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:25,561 - I'm coming up empty. No, there's no reason. - Because... 173 00:11:25,594 --> 00:11:28,297 Because I know how to make you feel just bad enough 174 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:30,199 that you consider changing yourself, 175 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:33,936 but not so bad that you spunk your daughter's inheritance 176 00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:35,337 on a Porsche. 177 00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:37,539 This has been a very special kind of torture. 178 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,408 Oh, my God, it's time to go. 179 00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:41,176 I'm late for my daughter's rehearsal. 180 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:44,146 I love you. I am going to go be a good father. 181 00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:46,515 You're a great life coach, said no one. 182 00:11:48,217 --> 00:11:52,154 ♪ And the running of the deer ♪ 183 00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:56,291 ♪ The playing of the merry organ ♪ 184 00:11:56,325 --> 00:12:01,230 ♪ Sweet singing in the choir ♪ 185 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:06,135 ♪ Oh, the rising of the sun ♪ 186 00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:10,038 ♪ And the running of the deer ♪ 187 00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:12,107 Jules, concentrate. 188 00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:17,346 Verse two. 189 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:23,585 ♪ The holly bears a blossom ♪ 190 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:27,623 ♪ As white as lily flower ♪ 191 00:12:27,656 --> 00:12:32,428 ♪ And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ ♪ 192 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:35,931 ♪ To be our sweet savior ♪ 193 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,782 How does it look? 194 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:28,550 It looks really good, Mom. 195 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:50,539 Hold on tight. 196 00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:18,500 Merry Christmas, babe. 197 00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:39,621 "Mr. and Mrs. Evans request the pleasure 198 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:42,224 of inviting you to share the joy 199 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,625 of their wedding celebration." 200 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:19,494 Um... 201 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,268 Please, don't hate me for this, Dad. 202 00:15:29,271 --> 00:15:30,439 How many sites are there? 203 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:34,443 Okay. 204 00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:42,117 A lot. A lot of sites. 205 00:15:44,286 --> 00:15:45,487 "City Mingles." 206 00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:48,624 "Next Flame." 207 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,294 Whoo, 40-pound membership. 208 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,162 That's a lot. 209 00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:55,497 "Down to Date." 210 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,368 Hmm. 211 00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:00,669 What I'm hearing is, 212 00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:02,337 "Emma, you're a genius. 213 00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:03,840 I never should've doubted you." 214 00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,440 I don't know where you heard that, 215 00:16:05,474 --> 00:16:06,876 but you definitely need your ears tested. 216 00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:09,344 You look like my aunt. 217 00:16:10,479 --> 00:16:12,314 Right. 218 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,317 You're the one who said setting your dad up was creepy. 219 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,719 Yeah, because it still is. 220 00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:19,722 - Then, what's changed? - Um, I don't know. 221 00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:21,691 I just think he needs to try something new. 222 00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:24,459 Right. 223 00:16:26,763 --> 00:16:29,231 Have you thought about how we're going to do it? 224 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:32,267 Uh, yeah. I'm working on it. 225 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,602 - You like these? - Oh, yeah! 226 00:16:33,635 --> 00:16:35,504 I love that. Definitely. 227 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:39,241 Okay. Well, I better get ready for my date. 228 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:40,843 - Are you excited? - Um... 229 00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:42,812 Yes. 230 00:17:00,529 --> 00:17:01,831 - How you doing? - I'm all right. 231 00:17:11,373 --> 00:17:14,443 "Though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains 232 00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:17,279 and have not charity, I am nothing." 233 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:19,782 Do you feel more rested now, my dear? 234 00:17:19,816 --> 00:17:22,852 - I do. - Bless your dear little heart. 235 00:17:24,821 --> 00:17:26,421 Alice. 236 00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:28,725 You know me, darling. I never thought 237 00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:32,729 there was anyone like you left in the whole wide world. 238 00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:35,765 Cut me throat, rip me liver if I'm telling a lie. 239 00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:38,533 This is the happiest Christmas I ever had. 240 00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:52,547 Hi, Dad. 241 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:54,951 Hey. How was the movie? 242 00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:56,618 - It was all right. - It was good? 243 00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,520 You've a good time with Emma? 244 00:17:58,553 --> 00:17:59,454 Yeah, I think so. 245 00:18:03,425 --> 00:18:05,494 Can I just ask you some questions? 246 00:18:05,527 --> 00:18:06,561 It's for this survey at school. 247 00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:07,764 Shoot. 248 00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:10,233 Dad. 249 00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:13,770 - Go ahead. - Dad, please, look. 250 00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:15,071 It will literally take, like, two seconds. 251 00:18:15,104 --> 00:18:16,773 - Okay. All right. - That's all I need. 252 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,607 - Make it quick, though. - Okay. 253 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,043 Uh, so, your height and weight? 254 00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,914 Five feet nine inches, 175 pounds. 255 00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:25,848 There we go. 256 00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:29,819 Uh, exercise habits, if any? 257 00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:35,524 Um, I, um, I sprint to the refrigerator and eat buckets of lard. 258 00:18:35,557 --> 00:18:38,995 Fair enough. 259 00:18:39,028 --> 00:18:41,764 Uh, do you drink frequently? 260 00:18:41,798 --> 00:18:42,832 Uh... 261 00:18:42,865 --> 00:18:45,634 Yes. Yes, you do. 262 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,436 - Take it easy. - That's easy. Regularly. 263 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,972 How about the last book you read? 264 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:53,341 - What's that? - Last book you read? 265 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:54,543 Um... 266 00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,647 Uh, John Grisham, and it was the one that was made into the movie. 267 00:18:58,681 --> 00:18:59,749 Come back to it. 268 00:18:59,782 --> 00:19:00,683 Languages? 269 00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,417 I speak English. 270 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,451 - Okay. - Fluently. 271 00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,889 - Good. - Navigate it really well. 272 00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:07,857 English. 273 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,491 Also, um, I speak Au... 274 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,927 Australian and South African. 275 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:16,565 Okay. Uh, interests or hobbies? 276 00:19:16,598 --> 00:19:19,769 Uh, I like, uh, 277 00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:22,004 - drama-free children. - Mm-hm. 278 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,638 Yeah. 279 00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:27,409 Uh, yeah, are you kidding? Uh, hobbies. Um, 280 00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:31,479 well, you know, I like, uh, naps, music, 281 00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:32,915 falling asleep in public. 282 00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:36,085 Arts, none of the modern stuff, um... 283 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,455 - Yeah. - That's it. 284 00:19:40,488 --> 00:19:42,058 Got you. 285 00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:44,593 - Um... Oh. - The Reckoning. That's what it was. 286 00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:45,527 That's the name of the book. 287 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,096 Occupation? 288 00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:50,032 - In-house counsel, Whiting Enterprises. - Lawyer. 289 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,835 And what kind of income would you get for that kind of... 290 00:19:52,869 --> 00:19:54,170 Wha... What is this for? 291 00:19:54,203 --> 00:19:57,439 Um, it's just like a survey 292 00:19:57,472 --> 00:20:01,177 for secondary school children's parents in England and Wales. 293 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:02,845 Oh, okay, in that case, 294 00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,480 last book, uh, I read was War and Peace, 295 00:20:05,513 --> 00:20:07,616 for the 16th time. 296 00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:10,619 Yeah. I have it memorized. 297 00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:13,455 Uh, I speak 11 languages. 298 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,457 - What kind of languages? - Uh, I speak Thai, 299 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,760 Mandarin, of course. Punjabi. 300 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,661 Yiddish. 301 00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:21,964 - Do you want to give me a little basic show? - Yeah. 302 00:20:21,998 --> 00:20:23,632 Don't be meshuggeneh, bubeleh. 303 00:20:23,665 --> 00:20:25,034 Wow. 304 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:27,837 All right? My little shiksa goddess. 305 00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:29,772 Please, never do that again, that's just embarrassing. 306 00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:31,207 That's just Hebrew. 307 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,808 - Okay. - Okay? Get used to it. 308 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,878 Thanks for that. 309 00:20:35,912 --> 00:20:37,747 - Okay, I think we're done. We're done. - We're done? 310 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,148 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 311 00:20:39,181 --> 00:20:40,649 Okay, you might want to read those back to me 312 00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:42,184 if I've trouble sleeping tonight. 313 00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:44,053 Because it feels like the cure for insomnia, 314 00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:45,121 those questions. 315 00:20:45,154 --> 00:20:46,454 Thank you, Dad. 316 00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:47,622 I hope you got what you needed. 317 00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:48,657 - I did. Right. - All right. 318 00:20:48,691 --> 00:20:50,492 - Night. - Shalom. 319 00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:58,935 "To anyone expecting a glimpse of a... 320 00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:03,205 half-naked handsome hunk..." 321 00:21:03,239 --> 00:21:05,174 You're out of luck. 322 00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:09,045 Whilst you won't get to enjoy washboard abs, 323 00:21:09,078 --> 00:21:13,049 what you will get is a fun-loving father who loves to smile. 324 00:21:13,082 --> 00:21:16,185 And, in the interest of honesty, I am obviously American, 325 00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:18,120 I know how you Brits love to hate us. 326 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:19,855 I just wanted to get that out there. 327 00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,992 I love art and classical music, 328 00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:26,028 in an unpretentious way. I'm not big on messaging. 329 00:21:26,062 --> 00:21:28,064 My daughter says it's because I'm out of touch. 330 00:21:29,231 --> 00:21:32,500 I am challenged tech... with technology. 331 00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:36,504 I'm technolog... I'm... I'm just challenged all around. 332 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:41,277 I truly believe that you never really know someone 333 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:43,012 until you're sitting across from them. 334 00:21:43,045 --> 00:21:44,680 So please, don't be put off 335 00:21:44,714 --> 00:21:46,581 if I ask to meet you early on. 336 00:21:47,549 --> 00:21:50,652 I lost my wife in a car crash two years ago. 337 00:21:52,054 --> 00:21:54,656 A piece of my heart will always be with her. 338 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,192 This is something I cannot help 339 00:21:56,225 --> 00:21:57,893 and will not apologize for. 340 00:21:58,794 --> 00:22:01,030 "But there's plenty left to share with someone else 341 00:22:01,063 --> 00:22:03,032 if they give me the chance." 342 00:22:03,065 --> 00:22:05,768 It's good, Jules. I mean, really, really good. 343 00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:07,303 - You think? - Yeah. 344 00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:08,971 Have you uploaded it? 345 00:22:09,005 --> 00:22:10,605 No. 346 00:22:10,638 --> 00:22:12,008 I'm still not sure about this, Em. 347 00:22:13,109 --> 00:22:15,543 Fair enough. Crisp? 348 00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:16,846 Yep. 349 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,914 Whoops. 350 00:22:18,948 --> 00:22:20,883 You bitch. 351 00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:24,920 Okay, well, what now? 352 00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:27,990 We wait. 353 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:55,284 Jules! 354 00:22:56,118 --> 00:22:58,054 How much longer? We got to get going. 355 00:23:00,289 --> 00:23:01,257 Jules! 356 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:04,260 Jules! 357 00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:07,096 Jules! 358 00:23:08,064 --> 00:23:09,765 We got to get going, come on. 359 00:23:09,799 --> 00:23:11,734 We got to get there before it gets dark. 360 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:12,835 Dad! 361 00:23:14,303 --> 00:23:15,304 Five minutes! 362 00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:27,750 I hate being late. 363 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:29,785 - Why are we doing this? - Because Aunt Tammy 364 00:23:29,819 --> 00:23:31,087 and Uncle George are family. 365 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,688 Will Jeremy be here? 366 00:23:32,721 --> 00:23:33,722 Probably, yeah. 367 00:23:33,756 --> 00:23:34,824 - Oh, no. - Listen, 368 00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:36,192 don't make a scene. Don't do it. 369 00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:37,359 Just let's get through it, 370 00:23:37,393 --> 00:23:38,626 and then we don't have to see them 371 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:39,895 until next year, all right? 372 00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:40,930 - Promise? - Yeah. 373 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:41,931 And remember, 374 00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:42,965 we're happy to be here. 375 00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:49,872 Merry Christmas! 376 00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:51,340 Merry Christmas. 377 00:23:51,373 --> 00:23:52,708 So good to see you both, 378 00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,910 if a little later than expected. 379 00:23:54,944 --> 00:23:57,213 Oh, David, you shouldn't have. 380 00:23:57,246 --> 00:23:59,081 Come in. Come in. 381 00:23:59,115 --> 00:24:01,417 Wipe your feet. Carpet's new. 382 00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:11,193 Sorry. Sorry. 383 00:24:11,227 --> 00:24:13,262 And what do you do, dear? 384 00:24:13,295 --> 00:24:14,363 I'm at school. 385 00:24:15,464 --> 00:24:17,166 I beg your pardon? 386 00:24:17,199 --> 00:24:18,901 I'm at school, I said. 387 00:24:22,104 --> 00:24:23,205 Save me. 388 00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:35,451 - Happy Christmas, Clive. - Happy Christmas, George. 389 00:24:35,484 --> 00:24:36,785 Good to see you again. 390 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:40,356 Hey, it's appalling, isn't it, what's going on in Syria. 391 00:24:40,389 --> 00:24:41,957 Oh, heartbreaking. 392 00:24:41,991 --> 00:24:43,392 All those families ripped apart. 393 00:24:43,425 --> 00:24:44,994 - Yeah, it's ter... - Children orphaned. 394 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,163 Aye, he's not wrong, David. You're right. 395 00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:48,464 Whereabouts? 396 00:24:48,497 --> 00:24:49,431 In York. 397 00:24:50,332 --> 00:24:51,934 I beg your pardon? 398 00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:53,202 I'm at school in York! 399 00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:55,004 I tell you, we really must 400 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,939 - do more here. - Absolutely. 401 00:24:56,972 --> 00:24:58,474 What time should we tee off in the morning? 402 00:24:58,507 --> 00:25:00,843 - I was thinking nine. - That's a good time, yeah. 403 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:02,378 Yeah, to get there before the scumbags do. 404 00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:05,147 Scumbags? All the people from the Estate. 405 00:25:05,181 --> 00:25:06,849 And what do you do in York? 406 00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,153 And we'll be finished in time for lunch. 407 00:25:11,187 --> 00:25:12,421 - You staying? - Oh, that's a good idea. 408 00:25:12,454 --> 00:25:13,923 Have you tried the smoked salmon? 409 00:25:13,956 --> 00:25:15,424 Can't eat it. Can't, it makes me sick. 410 00:25:15,457 --> 00:25:17,193 Last time I was on the toilet for four hours. 411 00:25:25,768 --> 00:25:28,971 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Like mother, like daughter. 412 00:25:29,004 --> 00:25:31,407 - Excuse me? - It's for your own good, darling. 413 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,076 No niece of mine will grow up a drunken bimbo. 414 00:25:34,109 --> 00:25:36,045 How's the rugby going this year, Jeremy? 415 00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:38,080 Fantastic. We're looking to get promoted, 416 00:25:38,113 --> 00:25:40,282 and I'm hoping to turn semi-pro. 417 00:25:40,316 --> 00:25:41,817 How exciting! 418 00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:42,985 And Eleanor has an interview 419 00:25:43,018 --> 00:25:44,420 at Oxford next week. 420 00:25:44,453 --> 00:25:46,088 - Which college? - Oriel. 421 00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:47,790 How about you, Jules? 422 00:25:47,823 --> 00:25:49,525 - What have you been up to? - School. 423 00:25:49,558 --> 00:25:51,860 And any exciting plans for the future? 424 00:25:51,894 --> 00:25:53,095 No, nothing. 425 00:25:53,128 --> 00:25:54,496 You better get thinking. 426 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:55,898 Don't want to let the family down. 427 00:26:00,903 --> 00:26:02,972 Oh, show them your tattoo. 428 00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:04,240 He's designed it himself. 429 00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:08,244 Who knew you had such a talented son? 430 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,211 What does it mean? 431 00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:15,184 Excuse me. 432 00:26:30,065 --> 00:26:32,368 - You couldn't take the snobbery as well, huh? - Yeah. 433 00:26:34,336 --> 00:26:36,505 Just a heads up, though, you might get a call 434 00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:38,040 - from Aunt Tam in the morning. - Oh, no, no, no. 435 00:26:38,073 --> 00:26:39,375 Jules, what are you talking... 436 00:26:39,408 --> 00:26:40,876 What did I tell you? 437 00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:42,077 I can't help it, she was being a bitch. 438 00:26:42,111 --> 00:26:43,946 Don't say that, come on. 439 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:45,381 Dad, don't be a hypocrite. 440 00:26:45,414 --> 00:26:46,849 - You hate her as much as I do. - I... 441 00:26:46,882 --> 00:26:48,284 Yes, but I don't call her a bitch 442 00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:49,785 at her own Christmas party. 443 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,888 Was Mom an alcoholic, Dad? 444 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,258 Who said that? 445 00:26:56,292 --> 00:26:57,192 Was she? 446 00:26:58,093 --> 00:26:59,428 No, of course not. 447 00:27:00,963 --> 00:27:03,532 She liked to drink, but she wasn't an alcoholic. 448 00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:05,834 She hated these things. 449 00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:12,274 You remember when she dressed up as a pirate? 450 00:27:12,308 --> 00:27:13,542 - You remember that? - Yeah. 451 00:27:13,575 --> 00:27:15,444 Tammy was fuming. 452 00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:19,415 "You said the dress code was fancy." 453 00:27:20,949 --> 00:27:23,218 She had them whole, she committed. 454 00:27:23,252 --> 00:27:24,553 - It was great. - Peg leg and then, 455 00:27:24,586 --> 00:27:26,588 "You said the dress code was fancy." 456 00:27:28,223 --> 00:27:30,626 - One of her best lines. - Yeah. 457 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:39,401 Want to go back inside? 458 00:27:39,435 --> 00:27:41,236 Yeah. I'll be in in a sec. 459 00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:42,171 Okay. 460 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:59,021 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 461 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,623 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 462 00:28:01,657 --> 00:28:04,293 We're summoning the dating spirits. 463 00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:09,498 Hello, David. I'm Abi. 464 00:28:09,531 --> 00:28:11,400 I've just seen your profile page and... 465 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:14,203 well, I wanted to say that I also really like 466 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,371 competitive dog grooming. 467 00:28:16,472 --> 00:28:18,173 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 468 00:28:18,207 --> 00:28:20,242 Hi, David, I'm Isobel. 469 00:28:20,275 --> 00:28:22,044 I wonder, could you let me know, 470 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:23,312 are you a Gryffindor, Slytherin, 471 00:28:23,345 --> 00:28:25,214 Hufflepuff, or a Ravenclaw? 472 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:28,417 Just so we can work out if we're totally compatible or not. 473 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:30,919 Message me. 474 00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:33,589 ♪ A sleighing song tonight! ♪ 475 00:28:35,157 --> 00:28:36,458 Hey, David, um, 476 00:28:36,492 --> 00:28:37,993 you look like Charlie Sheen. 477 00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:39,561 Has anyone ever told you that? 478 00:28:39,595 --> 00:28:43,132 Um, and I really like Charlie Sheen. 479 00:28:43,165 --> 00:28:44,066 Right. 480 00:28:46,535 --> 00:28:49,438 Sarah Jane. I saw your profile. 481 00:28:50,539 --> 00:28:52,441 I like your picture. 482 00:28:52,474 --> 00:28:54,343 I find you very attractive. 483 00:28:58,981 --> 00:29:00,115 Feeling a bit sick. 484 00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:04,286 Who'll date your fit father? 485 00:29:04,319 --> 00:29:06,488 Seriously? 486 00:29:06,522 --> 00:29:10,526 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ 487 00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:11,460 Does that help? 488 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:16,165 Scrooge! 489 00:29:16,198 --> 00:29:19,568 Ah! Humbug! Ah! Humbug! 490 00:29:20,669 --> 00:29:21,570 ♪ Hey ♪ 491 00:29:23,071 --> 00:29:23,972 ♪ Hey ♪ 492 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:26,175 ♪ Hey ♪ 493 00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:28,577 ♪ Hey ♪ 494 00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:31,180 Oh. 495 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,315 Caroline? 496 00:29:33,348 --> 00:29:34,983 Your dad is so popular. 497 00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:37,252 - I know. - Told you he was fit. 498 00:29:37,286 --> 00:29:38,654 Emma, you really can't say that anymore. 499 00:29:42,759 --> 00:29:44,092 Natasha? 500 00:29:44,126 --> 00:29:45,594 She's really pretty. 501 00:29:45,627 --> 00:29:47,730 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 502 00:29:47,764 --> 00:29:50,700 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 503 00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:52,334 Lea. 504 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:01,744 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 505 00:30:06,081 --> 00:30:09,184 Jules, where are my clothes? 506 00:30:09,218 --> 00:30:11,053 Uh, I put them in the wash. 507 00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:12,054 All of them? 508 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:13,255 Well, yeah, you said 509 00:30:13,288 --> 00:30:14,323 that I don't help around the house. 510 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:15,257 Well, what am I supposed to wear 511 00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:16,358 for the exhibition? 512 00:30:16,391 --> 00:30:17,459 Oh, no, don't worry, I left... 513 00:30:17,493 --> 00:30:18,393 I left something on your bed. 514 00:30:30,807 --> 00:30:32,809 Well, yeah, there's this... there's, like, this new exhibition 515 00:30:32,842 --> 00:30:34,142 I thought you might like. 516 00:30:34,844 --> 00:30:35,778 It's gray... 517 00:30:36,846 --> 00:30:38,580 splotches. 518 00:30:38,614 --> 00:30:40,449 - It's kind of fun. - All right. 519 00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:44,721 Oh, thanks. 520 00:30:52,094 --> 00:30:53,529 It's cool. 521 00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:55,531 - No? - Um... 522 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:58,033 Fit in your bedroom. Bit big. 523 00:30:59,268 --> 00:31:01,403 What are we doing here again? 524 00:31:01,436 --> 00:31:02,538 Thought we'd do something a bit different 525 00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:03,572 this evening, that's all. 526 00:31:03,605 --> 00:31:04,673 All right. 527 00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:17,386 David? 528 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,320 Yes? 529 00:31:18,353 --> 00:31:19,454 Hi. 530 00:31:20,723 --> 00:31:21,623 Hi. 531 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,628 I'm... I'm sorry, we've met? 532 00:31:26,662 --> 00:31:28,363 It's Natasha. 533 00:31:28,397 --> 00:31:30,232 Natasha, of course. 534 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:33,402 Yes, I'm sorry, I'm just a little out of it today. Yeah. 535 00:31:35,805 --> 00:31:36,773 It's good to see you. 536 00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:41,811 So, what do you think of this? 537 00:31:41,844 --> 00:31:44,313 It's a poor man's Marin 538 00:31:44,346 --> 00:31:47,215 with some Richteresque flair. 539 00:31:47,249 --> 00:31:49,318 You can see what the artist is trying to do, 540 00:31:49,351 --> 00:31:53,322 expressing her deep despair at the state of modern society. 541 00:31:53,355 --> 00:31:55,657 But it's not tormented enough to move me. 542 00:31:55,692 --> 00:31:58,126 Not caustic enough in its critique 543 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,363 of our innately selfish culture, 544 00:32:01,396 --> 00:32:04,266 careering as it does towards catastrophe. 545 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:07,704 And, so, fails completely to depict 546 00:32:07,737 --> 00:32:10,539 this bastion of human consumption. 547 00:32:10,572 --> 00:32:11,640 Don't you agree? 548 00:32:13,342 --> 00:32:15,277 I don't think it looks anything like Coney Island. 549 00:32:16,679 --> 00:32:18,213 Typical Americans. 550 00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:23,418 Don't leave me. Seriously, stay with me. 551 00:32:23,452 --> 00:32:25,220 - You're okay? - Yeah, no, I'm scared. 552 00:32:25,253 --> 00:32:26,288 You're being dramatic. 553 00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:27,690 No, no, she's just like a giant. 554 00:32:27,724 --> 00:32:29,859 - S... I don't know. - Can't h... 555 00:32:29,892 --> 00:32:31,928 How did she know my name? 556 00:32:31,961 --> 00:32:33,462 - Did you hear that? - Yes. 557 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,330 I don't understand what's going... 558 00:32:35,364 --> 00:32:37,633 I do not think I like museums. 559 00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:41,169 We don't like the wording of clause 10.2. 560 00:32:41,203 --> 00:32:43,806 - What's wrong with it? - And, on its own, 561 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,341 suggests direct culpability. 562 00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:49,311 We propose, and, comma, 563 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:51,914 so far as it is in anybody's control, comma... 564 00:32:53,783 --> 00:32:55,752 That will affect 9.7. 565 00:32:55,785 --> 00:32:57,552 - Gorgeous. - I thought it was your thing. 566 00:32:57,586 --> 00:32:59,856 It's beautiful. I'm impressed. 567 00:32:59,889 --> 00:33:02,591 - Is that on this property? - Jules, look at the horses. 568 00:33:02,624 --> 00:33:05,360 - Oh, my God. Will they let us shoot things? - You know I love horses. 569 00:33:05,394 --> 00:33:06,662 - Can we shoot things? - No, Dad. 570 00:33:06,696 --> 00:33:08,263 - No? - You don't even like guns. 571 00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:09,665 - Look at the horses. - Look at this chair. 572 00:33:09,699 --> 00:33:11,199 - It's a very nice chair. - Look at this chair. 573 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,300 - Jules. - No, no, no. Dad, Dad, Dad. 574 00:33:12,334 --> 00:33:13,535 This chair's like you, old. 575 00:33:13,568 --> 00:33:14,704 - Unstable. - Can't sit there. 576 00:33:14,737 --> 00:33:15,905 It's like a bajillion years old. 577 00:33:36,425 --> 00:33:37,392 What time is it? 578 00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,396 Five past three. She must be in there. 579 00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:42,464 Yeah. 580 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,667 So, I think that they ruined it 581 00:33:45,702 --> 00:33:47,269 because they also have, um... 582 00:33:47,302 --> 00:33:48,437 Talking about work, by the way? 583 00:33:48,470 --> 00:33:49,906 - I'd rather not. - How can you... 584 00:33:49,939 --> 00:33:51,606 You know what, let's talk about that. 585 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,942 - I'm sorry, I feel... - Should meet you in the... 586 00:33:52,975 --> 00:33:54,276 I don't know if they call it 587 00:33:54,309 --> 00:33:55,011 the same thing in this country, 588 00:33:55,044 --> 00:33:55,912 but a receding gums. 589 00:33:55,945 --> 00:33:57,245 Where is she? 590 00:33:57,279 --> 00:33:58,114 Is that her? 591 00:33:59,648 --> 00:34:00,950 You know, she's been distracted, and I... 592 00:34:00,983 --> 00:34:03,418 No. Shit, that's my dentist. 593 00:34:03,452 --> 00:34:04,987 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 594 00:34:05,021 --> 00:34:06,989 - What are we going to do? - Don't look at me. 595 00:34:07,023 --> 00:34:08,623 Em, we have to do something. 596 00:34:08,657 --> 00:34:12,294 David, David, David, David! David, oh! 597 00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:14,964 - How does she know my name? - I'm so glad to see you! 598 00:34:14,997 --> 00:34:17,432 I have no clue what this is. 599 00:34:17,466 --> 00:34:19,401 There was so much blood! 600 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:20,602 Blood? Whose blood? 601 00:34:20,635 --> 00:34:22,004 - The blood! - Don't. 602 00:34:22,038 --> 00:34:24,539 Oh, God, it was horrible! 603 00:34:24,573 --> 00:34:26,675 Me and Max were in the park, 604 00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:28,276 and we were on our way to the swings 605 00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:30,312 because he loved the swings, 606 00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:33,415 when this pit bull just went for him! 607 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:36,919 And the bastard ripped his throat out. 608 00:34:36,953 --> 00:34:39,822 - Oh, my God! - And he died in my arms. 609 00:34:39,856 --> 00:34:41,289 - Your son? - No. 610 00:34:41,323 --> 00:34:43,826 My bloody Chihuahua! 611 00:34:46,963 --> 00:34:49,464 Well, that went well. Go, go, go. 612 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,902 Been spending more time with Jules lately. 613 00:34:52,935 --> 00:34:55,670 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 614 00:34:55,705 --> 00:34:57,940 Strange, though, every time we're together, 615 00:34:57,974 --> 00:35:00,777 random women keep approaching me. 616 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:03,079 What for? Directions? 617 00:35:03,112 --> 00:35:05,681 No, seriously. Think they're hitting on me. 618 00:35:05,715 --> 00:35:07,482 - Hitting on you? All of them? - Yeah. 619 00:35:07,516 --> 00:35:09,451 - Yeah. I'm pretty sure. - Don't be silly. 620 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,620 Oh! If you say so. 621 00:35:11,653 --> 00:35:13,022 Well, maybe they want money. 622 00:35:23,532 --> 00:35:24,967 Hey, where are you? 623 00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:26,702 Sorry, I lost my phone. 624 00:35:26,736 --> 00:35:27,870 I'll be there in, like, half an hour. 625 00:35:27,904 --> 00:35:29,604 Half hour? 626 00:35:29,638 --> 00:35:31,707 By the way, you know how much these tickets cost? 627 00:35:31,741 --> 00:35:33,876 I could've sold your tiny little liver 628 00:35:33,910 --> 00:35:36,378 - on the black market for less. - Bloody hell, Dad. 629 00:35:39,015 --> 00:35:40,817 Well, all right, get here when you can. 630 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:41,751 Bye, Dad. 631 00:35:44,954 --> 00:35:45,888 Thank you. 632 00:35:57,967 --> 00:35:59,601 I hope you don't dance like that. 633 00:35:59,634 --> 00:36:00,803 You know I don't dance like that. 634 00:36:00,837 --> 00:36:02,038 - You've seen me dance. - Well. 635 00:36:16,585 --> 00:36:19,387 Give me that. Thank you. 636 00:36:19,421 --> 00:36:21,724 I can't believe they're making you wear this shit, David. 637 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,426 Sorry, do we know each other? 638 00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:25,493 That's her. 639 00:36:26,696 --> 00:36:28,064 Where are you from? 640 00:36:28,097 --> 00:36:29,664 - Berlin. - Um! 641 00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:33,602 Anywhere interesting when the wall fell? 642 00:36:33,635 --> 00:36:34,636 I was in the hospital. 643 00:36:34,669 --> 00:36:36,839 Oh. You were right? 644 00:36:36,873 --> 00:36:39,809 I was being pushed out of my mother's vagina. 645 00:36:41,777 --> 00:36:43,445 Freedom. Time to dance. 646 00:36:44,814 --> 00:36:46,182 I... 647 00:37:05,935 --> 00:37:13,075 ♪ Comfy shoes take me for a walk on the ground again ♪ 648 00:37:13,109 --> 00:37:16,812 ♪ I'm feeling lost in the ocean ♪ 649 00:37:16,846 --> 00:37:22,685 ♪ And to be honest I'm not made for this ♪ 650 00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:25,187 ♪ Take me somewhere ♪ 651 00:37:25,221 --> 00:37:29,658 ♪ Where the grass is a little more comfortable ♪ 652 00:37:29,692 --> 00:37:33,763 ♪ Where the skies and the trees are recognizable ♪ 653 00:37:33,796 --> 00:37:38,433 ♪ Oh, I hope that the wind is listening ♪ 654 00:37:39,201 --> 00:37:43,906 ♪ Because I've got so much stuff to say ♪ 655 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,678 ♪ I... ♪ 656 00:37:48,711 --> 00:37:52,682 ♪ I've come such a long way ♪ 657 00:37:52,715 --> 00:37:55,151 ♪ But where do I go now? ♪ 658 00:37:56,786 --> 00:37:59,088 ♪ There's a dead-end in my road ♪ 659 00:37:59,121 --> 00:38:02,091 ♪ How am I going to feel okay? ♪ 660 00:38:02,124 --> 00:38:05,227 ♪ I... ♪ 661 00:38:05,261 --> 00:38:09,564 ♪ I've come such a long way ♪ 662 00:38:09,597 --> 00:38:12,567 ♪ But where do I go now? ♪ 663 00:38:13,535 --> 00:38:15,805 ♪ There's a dead-end in my road ♪ 664 00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:19,942 ♪ How am I going to feel okay again? ♪ 665 00:38:33,022 --> 00:38:35,157 That goes there. 666 00:38:35,191 --> 00:38:36,225 Hello. 667 00:38:36,258 --> 00:38:38,995 Hey, Dad. Um, how are you? 668 00:38:39,028 --> 00:38:41,864 - I... I've been better. - Uh, can you just actually take them over there? 669 00:38:41,897 --> 00:38:44,233 - That side? - Listen. It's... it's chaos over here. 670 00:38:44,266 --> 00:38:46,302 - Over there. - I... I'm going to have to go, all right? 671 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:48,004 Yeah, no worries. 672 00:38:48,037 --> 00:38:49,739 So, everything all right? 673 00:38:49,772 --> 00:38:51,874 Yeah, it's all good. Uh, it's nothing important. 674 00:38:51,907 --> 00:38:55,643 Uh, I'll be home at around 8:30, and we will speak then. 675 00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:58,247 Okay, yeah. Bye. 676 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,181 Bye-bye. 677 00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:06,789 ♪ I've come such a long way ♪ 678 00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,825 ♪ But where do I go now? ♪ 679 00:39:10,726 --> 00:39:13,062 ♪ There's a dead-end in my road ♪ 680 00:39:13,095 --> 00:39:16,165 ♪ How am I going to feel okay? ♪ 681 00:39:16,198 --> 00:39:17,133 Hey, it's me. 682 00:39:20,602 --> 00:39:23,671 Sorry to call you, but I actually need to speak to someone. 683 00:39:24,774 --> 00:39:25,875 Um... 684 00:39:27,609 --> 00:39:29,111 Yeah, it's just been one of those days. 685 00:39:29,145 --> 00:39:31,147 So, everything's down on top of me, really. 686 00:39:34,316 --> 00:39:37,652 I'm putting things into perspective quite a bit. 687 00:39:37,686 --> 00:39:38,586 And... 688 00:39:39,922 --> 00:39:41,290 I don't know. 689 00:39:43,159 --> 00:39:45,627 I can't. Can't. 690 00:39:48,831 --> 00:39:51,666 ♪ She was your Eve ♪ 691 00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:58,941 ♪ But she ate from the tree ♪ 692 00:40:00,910 --> 00:40:03,645 ♪ Don't blame me ♪ 693 00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:11,120 - No. Not yet. - Come on, let's have some fun. 694 00:40:11,153 --> 00:40:12,054 I'm just not ready. 695 00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:15,157 Okay. 696 00:40:15,191 --> 00:40:17,259 - Is that okay? - Yeah, fine. 697 00:40:18,761 --> 00:40:20,129 Do you like me? 698 00:40:20,162 --> 00:40:21,864 I'm in your room, aren't I? 699 00:40:23,099 --> 00:40:24,800 Yeah, but do you like me? 700 00:40:26,268 --> 00:40:27,236 You know I like you. 701 00:40:30,439 --> 00:40:31,340 Jules? 702 00:40:35,111 --> 00:40:36,679 Oh, shit. 703 00:40:37,446 --> 00:40:39,248 Can you open the door, please? 704 00:40:39,281 --> 00:40:41,317 - Go, go, move, move! - Jules. 705 00:40:41,350 --> 00:40:42,818 I'm not going to ask again. 706 00:40:45,087 --> 00:40:47,756 What's going on in there? I know you're not cleaning 707 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:49,191 your room. 708 00:40:49,225 --> 00:40:51,160 What's going on? Why was the music so loud? 709 00:40:51,193 --> 00:40:53,329 I was just going to second base with my boyfriend, 710 00:40:53,362 --> 00:40:54,296 and I just didn't want anyone to hear. 711 00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:55,431 Of course you were. 712 00:40:55,464 --> 00:40:56,732 Listen, dinner's on the table... 713 00:40:56,765 --> 00:40:58,767 What's that supposed to mean? 714 00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:01,270 - That I got takeout on the way home from work. - No, no, no, no. 715 00:41:01,303 --> 00:41:03,139 Oh, you don't think I can get a boyfriend, do you? 716 00:41:05,074 --> 00:41:06,408 I didn't say that, Jules. 717 00:41:06,442 --> 00:41:08,010 - It's what you meant, though. - No. 718 00:41:08,043 --> 00:41:10,446 Honey, you know, I've had a really long day, 719 00:41:10,479 --> 00:41:13,949 - and I... I can't even have this... - So just tell me what you meant. 720 00:41:13,983 --> 00:41:15,451 Because you don't have a boyfriend. 721 00:41:15,484 --> 00:41:17,920 Because you never mentioned a boy, all right? 722 00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:19,421 And I've never seen you with a boy. 723 00:41:19,455 --> 00:41:21,290 Let's cross the boyfriend bridge when we get to it. 724 00:41:21,323 --> 00:41:22,992 How, why, who? 725 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:24,860 Hi... 726 00:41:27,429 --> 00:41:29,231 Don't look at me. Look down. 727 00:41:55,191 --> 00:41:56,992 I'm telling you, the whole thing was a nightmare. 728 00:41:57,026 --> 00:41:58,460 What did you say? 729 00:41:58,494 --> 00:41:59,862 What could I say? 730 00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:01,463 I... I'm sat across from this kid 731 00:42:01,497 --> 00:42:04,433 who spent the entire evening alone with my daughter. 732 00:42:04,466 --> 00:42:07,503 Oh, well, I'm sure it was perfectly innocent. 733 00:42:07,536 --> 00:42:09,004 Yeah, they were about to go to second base 734 00:42:09,038 --> 00:42:10,306 before I interrupted. 735 00:42:10,339 --> 00:42:12,841 Oh, okay, well. 736 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:14,376 You know, she's a young woman. 737 00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:16,312 And as long as she's careful 738 00:42:16,345 --> 00:42:18,747 - and it's her choice, so... - What should I do? 739 00:42:18,781 --> 00:42:20,749 You've got to listen to her 740 00:42:20,783 --> 00:42:22,218 and try not to overreact. 741 00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:25,120 She's got a boyfriend, not a criminal record. 742 00:42:25,154 --> 00:42:27,156 David, look, uh, I've got to go. 743 00:42:27,189 --> 00:42:28,891 - I'm at the office. - Yeah, no, thank you. 744 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:30,793 I appre... I've taken up enough of your time. 745 00:42:30,826 --> 00:42:32,127 - Thank you, Sara. - Speak soon. 746 00:42:32,161 --> 00:42:33,062 All right. 747 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:40,169 Oh. 748 00:42:41,203 --> 00:42:42,104 Um... 749 00:42:43,405 --> 00:42:44,306 All right? 750 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:46,242 Yeah, yeah. 751 00:42:46,275 --> 00:42:47,176 You? 752 00:42:48,143 --> 00:42:50,379 - Yes, good, yeah. - Good, good. 753 00:42:52,514 --> 00:42:55,918 - Are they ready to... - Yes, sure, sure. 754 00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:58,454 Hello, come on, Mom's here. Hey, hey, hey, there you are. 755 00:42:58,487 --> 00:43:01,223 Oh, look at you, all dressed for school, 756 00:43:01,257 --> 00:43:02,958 bags and all. 757 00:43:02,992 --> 00:43:05,027 - Okay. - All right, all right. Bye-bye. 758 00:43:05,961 --> 00:43:08,297 Take care, take care of you. Okay. 759 00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:10,165 Thanks. Okay. So... 760 00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:12,134 Bye, Daddy, bye. 761 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,569 Did you have fun? 762 00:43:13,602 --> 00:43:15,504 - Yeah, we made cookies. - Cookies? 763 00:43:15,537 --> 00:43:18,240 Oh, I bet it wasn't as good as our Victoria sponge, eh? 764 00:43:18,274 --> 00:43:19,842 - I think they were better. - Better? 765 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:22,244 You chee... cheeky monkey! 766 00:43:25,514 --> 00:43:26,849 "I've got to come clean." 767 00:43:32,888 --> 00:43:34,523 I messed up. No. 768 00:43:39,228 --> 00:43:40,996 This is just stupid now. 769 00:43:42,898 --> 00:43:44,133 I hate chocolate. 770 00:43:58,947 --> 00:43:59,915 Okay. 771 00:44:25,307 --> 00:44:27,910 Asking him to grow balls as well is a bit harsh. 772 00:45:15,357 --> 00:45:17,993 My dad's not a dickhead. 773 00:45:18,026 --> 00:45:21,397 Will you, please, go for a coffee with him? 774 00:45:36,645 --> 00:45:38,447 Yes, yes, yes! 775 00:45:51,226 --> 00:45:53,996 - You want to share a slice of cake? - Um... 776 00:45:54,029 --> 00:45:56,598 - No. No, I'm good, I'm good, thanks. - No? All right, then. 777 00:45:56,632 --> 00:45:58,634 Listen, Jules, I just want to let you know 778 00:45:58,667 --> 00:46:00,302 - that I completely respect... - No, 779 00:46:00,335 --> 00:46:02,171 - don't go there, please. - Your... 780 00:46:02,204 --> 00:46:03,972 I haven't said anything. 781 00:46:04,006 --> 00:46:05,974 You were going to ask me about Ben, though, weren't you? 782 00:46:06,008 --> 00:46:07,609 - Well, I... Thank you. - Thank you. 783 00:46:09,712 --> 00:46:11,681 I wasn't going to ask details, okay? 784 00:46:11,714 --> 00:46:13,615 - No. I'm not having this conversation with you. - No, no, I just... 785 00:46:13,649 --> 00:46:16,485 We're not having any conversation, I promise you. 786 00:46:16,518 --> 00:46:19,588 Literally, you just tell me one thing about the guy, 787 00:46:19,621 --> 00:46:20,989 I won't say a word. 788 00:46:21,023 --> 00:46:22,324 So, it's not a conversation. 789 00:46:22,357 --> 00:46:23,258 - No. - You... 790 00:46:33,368 --> 00:46:35,270 I don't even know where the guy lives. 791 00:46:35,304 --> 00:46:37,740 - You want to intimidate him, do you? Scare him a bit? - No, I... 792 00:46:38,808 --> 00:46:40,576 - Maybe I want to send him a Christmas card. - Oh, no, Dad, 793 00:46:40,609 --> 00:46:42,211 please, don't you dare. That's so embarrassing. 794 00:46:42,244 --> 00:46:44,179 - Well, Jules, look at me, I'm not... - Dad. No. 795 00:46:44,213 --> 00:46:46,415 - That's just embarrassing for me. Seriously. - I'm not asking... 796 00:46:46,448 --> 00:46:49,418 What is... what kind of classes does the guy like? 797 00:46:49,451 --> 00:46:52,154 - Does he have a passion for origami? Does he... - I'm not telling you anything. 798 00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:53,723 - Was he born a boy? - I'm not telling you anything, 799 00:46:53,756 --> 00:46:55,624 - so you might as well just drop it. - Why not? 800 00:46:55,657 --> 00:46:57,125 Because it's none of your business. 801 00:46:57,159 --> 00:46:58,594 It is my business. I'm your father. 802 00:46:58,627 --> 00:47:00,062 Oh, you think because one of your sperm 803 00:47:00,095 --> 00:47:01,463 fertilized one of Mom's eggs, 804 00:47:01,497 --> 00:47:02,799 - you think you have the right... - Oh, my God. 805 00:47:02,832 --> 00:47:04,333 ...to stick your nose into every single 806 00:47:04,366 --> 00:47:05,167 nook and cranny of my personal life? 807 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,101 It actually does. 808 00:47:06,134 --> 00:47:07,436 Actually, no, you don't. 809 00:47:07,469 --> 00:47:09,204 Legally, I do! 810 00:47:09,238 --> 00:47:10,672 All right, I... if I wanted to, 811 00:47:10,707 --> 00:47:12,742 I could ban you from seeing him. 812 00:47:12,775 --> 00:47:14,276 No, go on, then. 813 00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:16,378 No, seriously, I dare you. Do it! 814 00:47:16,411 --> 00:47:18,247 Go on! No, I actually dare you! 815 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,716 Do it, ban me from seeing Ben. 816 00:47:19,749 --> 00:47:21,283 Use this mystical power bestowed on you 817 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:22,819 because of your crazy amazing sperm 818 00:47:22,852 --> 00:47:24,486 and ban me from seeing my boyfriend. 819 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,222 Why... why do you have to be so dramatic? 820 00:47:27,256 --> 00:47:29,258 - What's the point? - Why do you want to know about Ben? 821 00:47:29,291 --> 00:47:31,093 - Do you think he's a psychopath or something? - He might be! 822 00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:32,762 I don't know anything about him! 823 00:47:43,272 --> 00:47:45,107 I'm going to go get some air, all right? 824 00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:58,654 ♪ Trying to get my heart back ♪ 825 00:48:00,890 --> 00:48:02,825 ♪ Trying to get my heart back ♪ 826 00:48:03,726 --> 00:48:09,565 ♪ For you, for you for you, for you ♪ 827 00:48:09,598 --> 00:48:11,567 ♪ But somebody stole it ♪ 828 00:48:13,569 --> 00:48:15,470 ♪ Or I gave it away ♪ 829 00:48:15,504 --> 00:48:18,507 ♪ Now it's out of my hands ♪ 830 00:48:19,641 --> 00:48:22,110 ♪ Out of my hands ♪ 831 00:48:22,845 --> 00:48:25,314 ♪ Time to negotiate ♪ 832 00:48:27,282 --> 00:48:31,420 ♪ But do I make it out of this alive ♪ 833 00:48:33,322 --> 00:48:35,825 ♪ Still have something to give you ♪ 834 00:48:35,858 --> 00:48:37,626 ♪ Got to get my heart back ♪ 835 00:48:39,896 --> 00:48:41,731 ♪ Got to get my heart back ♪ 836 00:48:42,732 --> 00:48:46,401 ♪ For you, for you, for you ♪ 837 00:48:58,881 --> 00:49:01,283 You ever think about what you want to do with the rest of your life? 838 00:49:03,418 --> 00:49:04,319 Um... 839 00:49:05,822 --> 00:49:09,458 No, I... I literally have no idea. 840 00:49:09,491 --> 00:49:12,594 I know I want to go to uni, but apart from that, I don't know. 841 00:49:12,628 --> 00:49:14,396 That's all right, you got time. 842 00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:15,430 You have plenty of time. 843 00:49:16,365 --> 00:49:17,666 I just want you to promise me something. 844 00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:19,601 When you have that moment, 845 00:49:19,635 --> 00:49:21,336 when you realize, "This is what I want to do 846 00:49:21,370 --> 00:49:22,739 for the rest of my life," 847 00:49:22,772 --> 00:49:26,308 whether you're 25, 30, 50, 848 00:49:26,341 --> 00:49:27,576 doesn't matter how old you are... 849 00:49:28,644 --> 00:49:29,679 just promise me... 850 00:49:30,913 --> 00:49:33,750 that you make sure that you love whatever it is that you do. 851 00:49:35,550 --> 00:49:37,185 Is that what you did? 852 00:49:37,219 --> 00:49:38,788 Did... did... did you look into, like, 853 00:49:38,821 --> 00:49:40,656 a crystal ball and you, like, "I know what I want to do 854 00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:42,959 for the rest of my life, is law, litigation, 855 00:49:42,992 --> 00:49:45,293 essays, and staying in the office... 856 00:49:45,327 --> 00:49:47,295 ...till 10:00 p.m.," blah-blah-blah. 857 00:49:47,329 --> 00:49:49,231 - Shockingly, no. - Oh. 858 00:49:49,264 --> 00:49:52,401 That is not the dream that I had. 859 00:49:53,803 --> 00:49:56,371 - So, did you have a dream? - Yeah. 860 00:49:58,573 --> 00:49:59,574 I wanted to be a dancer. 861 00:50:00,676 --> 00:50:01,576 You? 862 00:50:02,745 --> 00:50:04,379 Okay. 863 00:50:06,281 --> 00:50:07,784 Thank you for your support. 864 00:50:07,817 --> 00:50:09,418 - No, no. - It means a lot to me. 865 00:50:09,451 --> 00:50:10,787 - No, no, no. - No, now that I have 866 00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:12,487 the support of my daughter, I just... 867 00:50:12,521 --> 00:50:14,356 I... I can finally fly. 868 00:50:14,389 --> 00:50:15,892 - Thank you. - No, I'm just saying, I'm surprised. 869 00:50:15,925 --> 00:50:17,694 I'm surprised. Just surprised. 870 00:50:20,562 --> 00:50:25,567 Like, you've always played things safe. 871 00:50:26,836 --> 00:50:28,236 No offense. 872 00:50:28,270 --> 00:50:28,971 Yeah. 873 00:50:29,872 --> 00:50:31,673 Did you ever think about drama school? 874 00:50:32,809 --> 00:50:34,576 I got into drama school. 875 00:50:34,609 --> 00:50:37,345 - Where? - Tisch School of the Arts. 876 00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:38,647 So, why didn't you go? 877 00:50:39,982 --> 00:50:42,217 Well, we didn't have the money. 878 00:50:43,652 --> 00:50:45,353 Didn't grandpa pay for it? 879 00:50:45,387 --> 00:50:46,621 Well, grandpa... 880 00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:49,992 his particular brand of parenting 881 00:50:50,026 --> 00:50:53,528 was this strange mix of support and business. 882 00:50:53,562 --> 00:50:56,364 Wasn't very wealthy, but everything that he had, 883 00:50:56,398 --> 00:50:59,001 money, time, he put into me and your Uncle Ray. 884 00:50:59,902 --> 00:51:02,839 You know, private schools, tuition, everything. 885 00:51:02,872 --> 00:51:06,608 He used to drive Ray hundreds of miles for baseball games. 886 00:51:06,641 --> 00:51:08,610 And then, the moment Ray blew his shoulder out... 887 00:51:09,879 --> 00:51:12,481 the rides dried up overnight. You know, so... 888 00:51:13,381 --> 00:51:15,718 I went to him, I asked for money for drama school. 889 00:51:15,752 --> 00:51:17,754 He looked me in the eyes, he said, 890 00:51:17,787 --> 00:51:22,357 "David, the bottomless pit that is your education 891 00:51:22,390 --> 00:51:23,793 has finally found the floor." 892 00:51:26,561 --> 00:51:29,832 Took me years to realize how great that line was. 893 00:51:29,866 --> 00:51:30,767 So, if you... 894 00:51:32,034 --> 00:51:34,971 couldn't afford drama school, how did you got to law school? 895 00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,739 No, he paid for that. 896 00:51:36,773 --> 00:51:38,340 How come? 897 00:51:38,373 --> 00:51:40,777 Well, there was a return on his investment. 898 00:51:40,810 --> 00:51:41,978 Wow. 899 00:51:46,648 --> 00:51:48,483 He was a great man, though. 900 00:51:48,517 --> 00:51:49,685 He was a really great man. 901 00:51:51,087 --> 00:51:53,890 It saddens me all the time that you never had a chance to meet him. 902 00:51:54,924 --> 00:51:55,825 Or he, you. 903 00:51:58,094 --> 00:52:02,430 Now, I never want you to sacrifice your dreams because of me. 904 00:52:02,464 --> 00:52:03,365 All right? 905 00:52:34,697 --> 00:52:36,032 Morning, Tom. 906 00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:37,566 - Morning, David. - Morning, David. 907 00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:38,868 Morning, team. How's everyone doing? 908 00:52:38,901 --> 00:52:40,468 - You had a great weekend? - Yeah, good. 909 00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:42,772 Where are we with the Sanderson suit? 910 00:52:42,805 --> 00:52:45,741 Still nothing. It's been nearly a week since we made our offer. 911 00:52:45,775 --> 00:52:47,877 All right, well, listen, if they don't call us by noon, 912 00:52:47,910 --> 00:52:50,112 we ring them back and we tell them every hour we wait, 913 00:52:50,146 --> 00:52:52,081 we're going to drop our number two percent. 914 00:52:52,114 --> 00:52:54,016 Can't let this thing drag on any longer. 915 00:52:54,050 --> 00:52:56,651 - What about the Callaghan suit? - They're refusing to budge. 916 00:52:56,686 --> 00:52:58,721 - They won't sign unless we... - What the hell? 917 00:52:58,754 --> 00:53:00,455 Is everything all right? 918 00:53:02,892 --> 00:53:05,393 Boss, I've got Sanderson on the line. 919 00:53:05,427 --> 00:53:06,428 Not now! 920 00:53:06,461 --> 00:53:07,897 Uh, boss, it's Sanderson. 921 00:53:07,930 --> 00:53:08,865 Not now. 922 00:53:10,132 --> 00:53:12,101 He'll have to call you back. 923 00:53:12,134 --> 00:53:16,605 ♪ Midwinter ♪ 924 00:53:16,638 --> 00:53:22,778 ♪ Frosty wind made moan ♪ 925 00:53:24,881 --> 00:53:31,854 ♪ Our God heaven cannot hold him ♪ 926 00:53:32,989 --> 00:53:40,428 ♪ Nor earth sustain ♪ 927 00:53:40,462 --> 00:53:47,703 ♪ Heaven and earth shall flee away ♪ 928 00:53:47,737 --> 00:53:53,042 ♪ When he comes to reign ♪ 929 00:54:06,088 --> 00:54:07,723 Dad? 930 00:54:09,825 --> 00:54:11,160 Dad? 931 00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,167 I'll walk home then. Okay. 932 00:54:19,969 --> 00:54:20,903 That's it! 933 00:54:22,705 --> 00:54:24,506 You're coming clean. 934 00:54:24,539 --> 00:54:25,841 Right now. 935 00:54:25,875 --> 00:54:27,877 - About what? - Everything. 936 00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:29,644 Okay, because that really narrows it down for me. 937 00:54:29,679 --> 00:54:30,813 Watch your mouth. 938 00:54:30,846 --> 00:54:32,148 Is this about Ben or something? 939 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:35,617 I couldn't give two shits about big Ben. 940 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:37,619 - Then, what is your problem? - My problem! 941 00:54:37,652 --> 00:54:40,522 You're flunking out of school! 942 00:54:40,555 --> 00:54:42,624 You belong to eight different dating sites? 943 00:54:42,657 --> 00:54:44,727 That's my problem! 944 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,729 I thought you actually wanted to spend time with me. 945 00:54:46,762 --> 00:54:49,131 I'm an idiot. Talk to me. 946 00:54:49,165 --> 00:54:52,567 Thank you for taking so much time out of your busy schedule for me, okay? 947 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,870 That's what you think this is about, work? 948 00:54:54,904 --> 00:54:57,539 You think I work those long hours for fun? 949 00:54:57,572 --> 00:54:59,942 No, you work them so you don't have to think about Mom! 950 00:55:01,576 --> 00:55:03,578 This has nothing to do with your mother. 951 00:55:03,611 --> 00:55:05,513 This has everything to do with Mom! 952 00:55:05,547 --> 00:55:09,819 Don't use her death as an excuse to do whatever you want. 953 00:55:09,852 --> 00:55:11,253 Getting Cs and Ds? 954 00:55:11,287 --> 00:55:12,822 You used to get As. 955 00:55:14,589 --> 00:55:17,860 And by the way, spending 300 pounds last month 956 00:55:17,893 --> 00:55:19,295 on dating sites for me? 957 00:55:19,328 --> 00:55:20,830 To be honest, I thought it was more than that. 958 00:55:20,863 --> 00:55:22,064 This isn't a joke. 959 00:55:22,098 --> 00:55:24,000 How do you know how much I spent? 960 00:55:24,033 --> 00:55:26,168 I looked at your bank statement. 961 00:55:26,202 --> 00:55:28,137 That is such an invasion of my privacy, Dad! 962 00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:30,840 And setting me up with random women isn't? 963 00:55:35,211 --> 00:55:36,245 - Get in the car. - Right. 964 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,149 Is the door going to be open now for me to get in the car? 965 00:55:40,182 --> 00:55:41,283 Just get in the car. 966 00:55:50,826 --> 00:55:53,162 Delete all the profiles right now. 967 00:55:53,195 --> 00:55:54,263 Take them down. 968 00:55:55,331 --> 00:55:56,966 - Right now. - Okay, I'm doing it. 969 00:55:56,999 --> 00:55:58,868 - What's that? - I said, I'm doing it. 970 00:55:58,901 --> 00:55:59,935 - Okay. - Do you want to watch? 971 00:55:59,969 --> 00:56:01,871 I do. I'm entitled to. 972 00:56:08,643 --> 00:56:09,912 Just take them all down! 973 00:56:09,945 --> 00:56:11,280 Every last one of them. 974 00:56:19,755 --> 00:56:20,655 "Amanda." 975 00:56:24,226 --> 00:56:28,330 ♪ Angel, you shine ♪ 976 00:56:28,364 --> 00:56:30,966 ♪ Through the night ♪ 977 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,304 ♪ Your embrace is light ♪ 978 00:56:37,807 --> 00:56:43,611 ♪ Angel, your heart in my mind ♪ 979 00:56:44,713 --> 00:56:49,151 ♪ I am calling on you ♪ 980 00:56:51,253 --> 00:56:56,325 ♪ I'll hold you ♪ 981 00:56:56,358 --> 00:57:00,963 ♪ While we fall ♪ 982 00:57:04,834 --> 00:57:09,604 ♪ And I'll never let go ♪ 983 00:57:11,774 --> 00:57:14,877 ♪ I'll never let go ♪ 984 00:57:14,910 --> 00:57:15,811 Jules? 985 00:57:18,681 --> 00:57:19,782 Important question. 986 00:57:21,016 --> 00:57:21,917 Yeah? 987 00:57:23,786 --> 00:57:24,987 Have you decided on what you're wearing 988 00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:26,388 to Sophie's party? 989 00:57:26,422 --> 00:57:28,057 Because if you haven't, pretty please, 990 00:57:28,090 --> 00:57:29,792 can I borrow your white strappy top? 991 00:57:29,825 --> 00:57:32,128 I think it'll go great with those jeans I got. 992 00:57:34,897 --> 00:57:37,366 Yeah, sure. Go for it. 993 00:57:37,399 --> 00:57:38,267 Thanks. 994 00:57:39,168 --> 00:57:40,269 Is Ben going to be there? 995 00:57:42,338 --> 00:57:43,772 Yeah, I think so. 996 00:57:43,806 --> 00:57:44,940 How are things with you two? 997 00:57:44,974 --> 00:57:46,375 Has he been over? 998 00:57:46,408 --> 00:57:49,178 Uh, yeah, he came over on Wednesday. 999 00:57:49,211 --> 00:57:50,980 Why didn't you tell me? 1000 00:57:51,013 --> 00:57:52,181 It just didn't come up. 1001 00:57:52,214 --> 00:57:53,415 For future reference, 1002 00:57:53,449 --> 00:57:54,950 anything happens with any guy, 1003 00:57:54,984 --> 00:57:56,418 you tell me immediately. 1004 00:57:56,452 --> 00:57:57,652 Was he a good kisser? 1005 00:57:59,021 --> 00:58:00,689 I guess so. 1006 00:58:00,723 --> 00:58:02,324 Come on, you've got to give me more than that. 1007 00:58:02,358 --> 00:58:04,093 Did you go any further? 1008 00:58:04,126 --> 00:58:05,427 I don't want to talk about it, Em. 1009 00:58:05,461 --> 00:58:07,363 You did! I can hear it in your voice. 1010 00:58:07,396 --> 00:58:09,331 Look, just because you don't have a boyfriend 1011 00:58:09,365 --> 00:58:10,466 doesn't mean that I've got to tell you 1012 00:58:10,499 --> 00:58:12,134 every single detail about mine. 1013 00:58:12,168 --> 00:58:13,469 I wouldn't want your boyfriend. 1014 00:58:13,502 --> 00:58:15,070 Good, because he wouldn't want you. 1015 00:58:15,104 --> 00:58:16,805 He's only going out with you because he's already 1016 00:58:16,839 --> 00:58:18,207 screwed every girl in his year! 1017 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,809 Can't you see you're just a number to him? 1018 00:58:20,843 --> 00:58:23,412 Don't you ever call me just a number again! 1019 00:58:36,859 --> 00:58:39,061 So, Jules has been setting you up on dates 1020 00:58:39,094 --> 00:58:40,829 - without your knowledge. - Pretty much. 1021 00:58:40,863 --> 00:58:42,298 - Clever girl. - Yeah. 1022 00:58:42,331 --> 00:58:44,300 - And so, this woman. - Yeah, Amanda. 1023 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:46,302 - Ah! Ow, son of a bitch. - Oh. 1024 00:58:46,335 --> 00:58:47,803 - What is it? - I just got a cramp. 1025 00:58:47,836 --> 00:58:48,938 - Oh! - Here. 1026 00:58:48,971 --> 00:58:50,239 - Oh, my God. - How can I help? 1027 00:58:50,272 --> 00:58:51,907 - Hold this, pull my leg. - Okay. 1028 00:58:51,941 --> 00:58:53,442 - Just pull it. There you go. - All right. Oh. 1029 00:58:53,475 --> 00:58:54,810 - Ah! - So. 1030 00:58:54,843 --> 00:58:56,278 - Oh! - Tell me. 1031 00:58:56,312 --> 00:58:57,479 - Yeah? - Is she intelligent? 1032 00:58:57,513 --> 00:58:59,148 - Who? - Amanda. 1033 00:58:59,181 --> 00:59:01,083 Oh. Yeah, she's fiercely intelligent. 1034 00:59:01,116 --> 00:59:02,284 And attractive? 1035 00:59:02,318 --> 00:59:03,852 From what I remember, yeah. 1036 00:59:03,886 --> 00:59:05,254 So, where are you going to take her? 1037 00:59:05,287 --> 00:59:06,522 Mm-mm. Nowhere. 1038 00:59:06,555 --> 00:59:08,390 - Why not? - Uh, because it's just 1039 00:59:08,424 --> 00:59:11,160 not the right time. Can you just... just pull? Ow! 1040 00:59:11,193 --> 00:59:13,495 What are you doing? Ah. 1041 00:59:13,529 --> 00:59:15,197 I'm divorcing Mike. 1042 00:59:16,232 --> 00:59:19,034 What? Why didn't you tell me? 1043 00:59:19,068 --> 00:59:21,070 - You didn't ask. - I'm not a mind reader. 1044 00:59:21,103 --> 00:59:23,305 Do you know, this is why we could never work out! 1045 00:59:23,339 --> 00:59:25,441 Because all you think about is your own problems, 1046 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:26,742 never anyone else! 1047 00:59:33,249 --> 00:59:34,883 Sara. 1048 00:59:34,917 --> 00:59:36,418 Hey. 1049 00:59:36,452 --> 00:59:38,887 Come here. Sit down, please. 1050 00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:49,231 Was he cheating on you? 1051 00:59:49,265 --> 00:59:50,232 Was he having an affair? 1052 00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:51,867 Don't be stupid. 1053 00:59:51,900 --> 00:59:53,502 I mean, Mike could be a bit slow at times, 1054 00:59:53,535 --> 00:59:54,937 but he's not insane. 1055 00:59:56,238 --> 00:59:58,207 What about you? 1056 00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,808 How could I? 1057 00:59:59,842 --> 01:00:01,944 Spend all my free time nannying you. 1058 01:00:03,112 --> 01:00:04,213 No, we're... 1059 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,983 The magic just died. 1060 01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:11,387 At first, I told myself it was a rough patch. 1061 01:00:12,521 --> 01:00:16,458 Then that I was sticking it out for the kids. 1062 01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:18,193 In reality, it was... 1063 01:00:20,095 --> 01:00:22,998 the thought of how it used to be that... 1064 01:00:23,966 --> 01:00:25,267 kept me there for so long. 1065 01:00:28,570 --> 01:00:30,172 Why are you telling me this now? 1066 01:00:32,574 --> 01:00:33,575 Because sometimes... 1067 01:00:35,044 --> 01:00:35,978 sometimes... 1068 01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:40,249 it's best to enjoy memories for what they are... 1069 01:00:41,383 --> 01:00:42,851 and move on. 1070 01:01:10,546 --> 01:01:12,981 - Hello? - Hey, yeah, is that Amanda? 1071 01:01:13,015 --> 01:01:14,283 Yeah, speaking. 1072 01:01:14,316 --> 01:01:16,218 - It's David Evans. - Oh, hi, David! 1073 01:01:16,251 --> 01:01:17,886 - It's so good to hear from you. - Yeah. 1074 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,189 Well, it's good to hear from you, too. Uh... 1075 01:01:20,222 --> 01:01:21,123 Yeah, I... 1076 01:01:22,358 --> 01:01:24,493 just wanted to know, you know, if that offer still stands, 1077 01:01:24,526 --> 01:01:26,228 uh, you know, 1078 01:01:26,261 --> 01:01:29,064 if you were up for maybe getting that drink Saturday. 1079 01:01:29,098 --> 01:01:30,999 Yeah, sounds great, I'd love that. 1080 01:01:31,033 --> 01:01:32,368 Ruby's Bar, seven o'clock? 1081 01:01:32,401 --> 01:01:33,902 - Great. - Perfect. 1082 01:01:33,936 --> 01:01:36,372 Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then. 1083 01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:38,173 - See you Saturday. Bye, David. - All right. 1084 01:01:51,053 --> 01:01:51,954 Okay. 1085 01:01:58,394 --> 01:02:00,929 Oh, Amanda. How... 1086 01:02:19,381 --> 01:02:20,983 Hey, oh... 1087 01:02:21,016 --> 01:02:21,917 Hi. 1088 01:02:28,123 --> 01:02:29,124 Shoot... 1089 01:02:55,117 --> 01:02:56,084 I'm heading out. 1090 01:02:56,118 --> 01:02:57,453 Oh, okay. Good luck. 1091 01:03:00,289 --> 01:03:01,190 You look nice. 1092 01:03:04,092 --> 01:03:04,993 Thank you. 1093 01:03:09,198 --> 01:03:11,166 You need some money for a cab? 1094 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,470 No, it's okay. Sophie said we can stay over the night. 1095 01:03:14,503 --> 01:03:16,706 You know what, I'll leave a 20 for you. 1096 01:03:16,739 --> 01:03:18,507 - No, it's okay. - Just in case. 1097 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,642 You know what, I'll leave it on the kitchen counter. 1098 01:03:20,676 --> 01:03:21,977 - All right. - Have fun. 1099 01:03:23,212 --> 01:03:24,346 All right. 1100 01:03:36,826 --> 01:03:42,264 "...or any other good old city, town, or borough 1101 01:03:42,297 --> 01:03:44,767 in the good old world." 1102 01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:49,204 And God bless us, everyone. 1103 01:03:49,238 --> 01:03:51,240 - Mom? - Yeah? 1104 01:03:51,273 --> 01:03:53,008 I think Daddy is missing you. 1105 01:04:12,729 --> 01:04:14,229 What is that? 1106 01:04:14,263 --> 01:04:16,198 Oh, Jes... 1107 01:04:16,231 --> 01:04:18,300 - You okay, David? - Yeah. Oh, God. 1108 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,302 - I'm so sorry. Should I just try... - Oh, no, it's all right. 1109 01:04:20,335 --> 01:04:22,271 - ...and come back and make more of an entrance? - It's okay. 1110 01:04:24,439 --> 01:04:26,375 - Are you okay? - Uh, yeah. 1111 01:04:26,408 --> 01:04:28,477 What's... my heart has actually exploded, 1112 01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:29,746 but it'll, it'll calm down. 1113 01:04:31,781 --> 01:04:34,383 - It's good to see you. - Yeah. Well, we're off to a great start. 1114 01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:36,385 - I know. - I think that went really well. 1115 01:04:36,418 --> 01:04:37,319 Yeah. 1116 01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:42,792 Whiskey on the rocks? 1117 01:04:42,825 --> 01:04:45,193 Good memory. Thank you, yeah. 1118 01:04:45,227 --> 01:04:46,528 Two whiskeys on the rocks, please. 1119 01:04:46,562 --> 01:04:50,132 ♪ Playing with fire ♪ 1120 01:04:50,165 --> 01:04:53,635 ♪ They're going to be burned ♪ 1121 01:04:53,669 --> 01:04:57,573 ♪ I'm walking on the wire ♪ 1122 01:04:57,606 --> 01:04:58,875 - Jules! - Hi. 1123 01:04:58,908 --> 01:05:01,376 Oh, I'm so glad you could make it. 1124 01:05:01,410 --> 01:05:02,879 There's beer and cider in the fridge. 1125 01:05:02,912 --> 01:05:04,479 Oh, great, thanks. Um, 1126 01:05:04,513 --> 01:05:06,214 I was actually wondering, have you seen Ben? 1127 01:05:06,248 --> 01:05:09,151 Um, I haven't seen him. 1128 01:05:09,184 --> 01:05:10,352 Soph! 1129 01:05:10,385 --> 01:05:12,487 Latasha! Oh, my God! 1130 01:05:12,521 --> 01:05:16,124 ♪ Never get burned ♪ 1131 01:05:16,158 --> 01:05:18,627 ♪ We'll never burned ♪ 1132 01:05:19,661 --> 01:05:23,098 ♪ You're playing with fire ♪ 1133 01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:44,519 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 1134 01:05:44,553 --> 01:05:46,756 It's like you haven't aged. You've been in a time capsule. 1135 01:05:46,789 --> 01:05:48,256 Stop it. 1136 01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:50,258 Have you been in a cryogenic tank? 1137 01:05:51,259 --> 01:05:53,195 - You're too kind. - No, no, you look amazing. 1138 01:05:53,228 --> 01:05:55,631 - Thank you. - I look like your creepy grandfather, 1139 01:05:55,664 --> 01:05:57,232 and you look exactly the same. 1140 01:05:57,265 --> 01:05:58,868 - Good genes. - Yeah. Bless your mama... 1141 01:05:58,901 --> 01:06:00,636 - You're looking great, too, though. - No. 1142 01:06:00,669 --> 01:06:02,404 I mean, how long has it been now? 1143 01:06:02,437 --> 01:06:03,940 Seventeen years? 1144 01:06:03,973 --> 01:06:05,307 Oh, my God. 1145 01:06:06,274 --> 01:06:08,343 You were three years old. 1146 01:06:29,699 --> 01:06:32,835 Hey, Jules. 1147 01:06:34,403 --> 01:06:36,438 You know, Ben's a really good kisser. 1148 01:06:49,886 --> 01:06:51,486 I don't know what to say, David, sorry. 1149 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:53,388 Why, what's going on? 1150 01:06:53,422 --> 01:06:55,424 Well, it all feels a bit surreal. 1151 01:06:55,457 --> 01:06:57,626 - What do you mean? - You, me... 1152 01:06:58,895 --> 01:06:59,796 having a drink. 1153 01:06:59,829 --> 01:07:00,730 Yeah. 1154 01:07:01,663 --> 01:07:03,331 Well. 1155 01:07:03,365 --> 01:07:05,300 You must have known I had a crush on you. 1156 01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:07,402 No! I'd no idea. 1157 01:07:07,436 --> 01:07:09,304 - No? - No. Is it a joke? 1158 01:07:09,337 --> 01:07:10,907 - No, of course not. - Really? 1159 01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,541 Never thought I had a chance, though. 1160 01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:14,409 Are you serious? 1161 01:07:16,913 --> 01:07:18,781 You've made my Christmas. 1162 01:07:20,315 --> 01:07:21,283 Wow. 1163 01:07:22,151 --> 01:07:23,820 Obviously, you've been married since. 1164 01:07:23,853 --> 01:07:26,254 But, that girl you were dating? 1165 01:07:26,288 --> 01:07:28,490 Catherine? Chloe? 1166 01:07:28,523 --> 01:07:29,692 Claire. 1167 01:07:29,726 --> 01:07:33,328 - Claire. Yes, Claire! - Yeah. 1168 01:07:34,063 --> 01:07:35,497 I only met her a couple of times, 1169 01:07:35,530 --> 01:07:37,265 but the way that you looked 1170 01:07:37,299 --> 01:07:38,735 - to each other... - Yeah. 1171 01:07:38,768 --> 01:07:41,636 ...I thought that was you off the market, for sure. 1172 01:07:41,670 --> 01:07:43,472 Here I am. 1173 01:07:43,505 --> 01:07:44,406 How is she? 1174 01:07:45,908 --> 01:07:47,710 You know, I... I'd... 1175 01:07:47,744 --> 01:07:49,311 I'd rather not talk about it. 1176 01:07:49,344 --> 01:07:50,545 - Come on, David. - Actually, do you know what? 1177 01:07:50,579 --> 01:07:51,646 Do you... How about another one? 1178 01:07:51,681 --> 01:07:53,281 Yo... One more. 1179 01:07:53,315 --> 01:07:54,616 David, you can tell me what happened. 1180 01:07:54,649 --> 01:07:55,550 Well... 1181 01:07:56,886 --> 01:07:57,820 what's it to you? 1182 01:08:03,025 --> 01:08:04,359 Jeez, David. 1183 01:08:04,392 --> 01:08:06,062 - What's it to me? - Yeah. 1184 01:08:06,095 --> 01:08:07,395 Excuse me? 1185 01:08:07,429 --> 01:08:09,031 She's everything that you're not. 1186 01:08:09,065 --> 01:08:11,701 You know, you're beautiful and smart, and... 1187 01:08:11,734 --> 01:08:12,735 But she... 1188 01:08:16,072 --> 01:08:17,472 she could light up a room. 1189 01:08:18,908 --> 01:08:21,844 She'd light up any room. And that's, uh, that's a gift that, you know, 1190 01:08:21,878 --> 01:08:24,546 you nor anyone in here is blessed with. 1191 01:08:41,496 --> 01:08:42,397 I'm sorry. 1192 01:09:39,922 --> 01:09:41,456 I've got you. 1193 01:11:18,553 --> 01:11:19,454 Dad? 1194 01:11:20,690 --> 01:11:21,991 What's happened? 1195 01:11:22,024 --> 01:11:23,259 I'd... What do you d... 1196 01:11:23,292 --> 01:11:25,560 I thought you were going to be out later. 1197 01:11:25,593 --> 01:11:27,029 Yeah, there was just a change of plans. 1198 01:11:27,063 --> 01:11:29,932 Oh, okay. You use that 20 that I gave you? 1199 01:11:29,966 --> 01:11:31,033 Yeah. 1200 01:11:31,067 --> 01:11:32,835 Okay, did you say "thank you?" 1201 01:11:32,868 --> 01:11:33,769 Thank you. 1202 01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:37,740 - Do you want me to get a brush? - No, I'm fine, I got it. 1203 01:11:37,773 --> 01:11:39,775 I'll take care of it. Just go t... go to bed. 1204 01:11:39,809 --> 01:11:42,044 - No, it's fine, I'm up now. - No, I said go to bed! 1205 01:11:42,078 --> 01:11:42,979 Just go to bed. 1206 01:11:45,114 --> 01:11:46,148 Why are you being a dick? 1207 01:11:46,182 --> 01:11:47,649 Because my daughter, 1208 01:11:47,683 --> 01:11:50,286 per usual, is not listening to me. 1209 01:11:50,319 --> 01:11:51,653 That's why. 1210 01:11:53,555 --> 01:11:54,656 I just... 1211 01:11:55,992 --> 01:11:58,127 - I just want to help. - I never asked for your help! 1212 01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,161 With anything! 1213 01:12:01,764 --> 01:12:04,100 - Dad, I... - It's not your job 1214 01:12:04,133 --> 01:12:05,735 to decide if I'm lonely. 1215 01:12:05,768 --> 01:12:07,703 - What about me, then? - What about you? 1216 01:12:07,737 --> 01:12:09,571 It's not about you! 1217 01:12:09,604 --> 01:12:10,840 For once! 1218 01:12:58,988 --> 01:13:00,956 Sorry, mailbox is full. 1219 01:13:13,235 --> 01:13:16,105 You have 158 new messages. 1220 01:13:16,138 --> 01:13:18,140 To listen to new messages, press one. 1221 01:13:18,174 --> 01:13:21,377 Hey, Mom. It's me, Jules. 1222 01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:25,014 I don't know why I just said Jules, you should know it's me. 1223 01:13:25,047 --> 01:13:26,849 Well, I hope you do. 1224 01:13:26,882 --> 01:13:28,717 Maybe you've forgotten, I... 1225 01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,386 I honestly don't really know why I called. 1226 01:13:30,419 --> 01:13:33,022 I feel a bit stupid, to be honest with you. 1227 01:13:34,957 --> 01:13:36,826 I just needed to hear your voice. 1228 01:13:36,859 --> 01:13:37,760 Miss you. 1229 01:13:39,328 --> 01:13:40,930 Hey, it's me. 1230 01:13:40,963 --> 01:13:42,031 I know you never liked me swearing, 1231 01:13:42,064 --> 01:13:43,966 but I need to vent. 1232 01:13:43,999 --> 01:13:45,367 Right. 1233 01:13:45,401 --> 01:13:47,369 Mrs. Edwards is a bitch. 1234 01:13:47,403 --> 01:13:49,738 Yeah, she's an absolute bitch. 1235 01:13:49,772 --> 01:13:53,109 I mean, I revised so hard for this test last week. 1236 01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:56,212 And yeah, I messed it up, but she didn't have to call me out 1237 01:13:56,245 --> 01:13:58,914 in front of the whole class and just humiliate me. 1238 01:13:58,948 --> 01:14:01,649 If embarrassing teenagers is the only thing to make her feel powerful, 1239 01:14:01,684 --> 01:14:05,121 then she must live a seriously sad existence. 1240 01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:07,890 Shit, she's coming towards me right now. 1241 01:14:07,923 --> 01:14:09,158 I... I think she must have heard. 1242 01:14:09,191 --> 01:14:11,227 Got to go, Mom. Love you, bye. 1243 01:14:12,394 --> 01:14:14,163 Hey, it's me. Um, 1244 01:14:14,196 --> 01:14:16,298 you'll never guess what happened last night. 1245 01:14:16,332 --> 01:14:18,666 So, I was in bed, just watching a film, right? 1246 01:14:18,701 --> 01:14:21,203 When I get a text from this number I don't recognize. 1247 01:14:21,237 --> 01:14:23,272 Turns out it's from a guy in the year above. 1248 01:14:23,305 --> 01:14:26,809 He's called Ben, and we spoke a couple of times in lunch 1249 01:14:26,842 --> 01:14:29,011 in the queue, but... or at the bus stop and stuff, 1250 01:14:29,044 --> 01:14:33,849 but I never realized he, like, liked me, you know. 1251 01:14:33,883 --> 01:14:35,417 Uh, long story short, 1252 01:14:35,451 --> 01:14:37,887 we're going for coffee after school on Monday. 1253 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,289 You've got to promise me not to tell Dad any of this, by the way. 1254 01:14:40,322 --> 01:14:45,294 He'll get all macho and threaten to break Ben's legs or something. 1255 01:14:45,327 --> 01:14:48,797 Actually, saying that, he's probably more likely to invite him for tea 1256 01:14:48,831 --> 01:14:50,032 which would be even worse. 1257 01:14:51,834 --> 01:14:53,869 I think you'd like him, Mom. 1258 01:14:53,903 --> 01:14:55,204 Anyway, that's my news. 1259 01:14:55,237 --> 01:14:57,006 Love you. Bye. 1260 01:14:58,207 --> 01:14:59,241 Hey, it's me. 1261 01:15:00,675 --> 01:15:03,846 Everyone expects me to be fine, Mom. 1262 01:15:03,879 --> 01:15:06,182 Everyone expects that after two years, my life is now back to normal, 1263 01:15:06,215 --> 01:15:08,017 but I'm not fine, Mom. 1264 01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:10,853 Mom, I'm not fine. 1265 01:15:10,886 --> 01:15:12,821 And my life is definitely not back to normal, 1266 01:15:12,855 --> 01:15:15,925 and I don't even know what normal is anymore. 1267 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:17,726 No one understands me, Mom. 1268 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,162 Not any of my teachers, not Em, not Dad. 1269 01:15:20,196 --> 01:15:21,931 Dad has never understood me. 1270 01:15:21,964 --> 01:15:24,099 He never has and he never will. 1271 01:15:24,133 --> 01:15:25,968 Why did you have to leave me here? 1272 01:15:26,001 --> 01:15:27,770 Because I can't do it by myself. 1273 01:15:28,804 --> 01:15:31,740 You have no new messages. 1274 01:16:10,079 --> 01:16:10,980 How'd you know? 1275 01:16:12,281 --> 01:16:14,083 Cellphones are an amazing thing... 1276 01:16:15,017 --> 01:16:16,385 for worried parents or... 1277 01:16:17,353 --> 01:16:18,954 or a complete stalker. 1278 01:16:30,199 --> 01:16:32,167 - You cold? Let me give you my coat. - No, it's fine. 1279 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:41,176 I just needed to speak to someone, Dad. 1280 01:16:50,953 --> 01:16:51,854 I know. 1281 01:16:51,887 --> 01:16:52,788 No. 1282 01:16:53,922 --> 01:16:56,091 No, you don't. You say you do, but you really don't. 1283 01:17:01,397 --> 01:17:02,464 Yeah, but I want to. 1284 01:17:03,599 --> 01:17:04,533 I really do. 1285 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:19,481 How the party go? 1286 01:17:21,884 --> 01:17:23,385 - Ben cheated on me. - That little shit. 1287 01:17:23,419 --> 01:17:25,020 - No, it's fine. - Definitely no. 1288 01:17:25,054 --> 01:17:26,055 It's not fine. 1289 01:17:28,057 --> 01:17:29,358 If it makes you feel any better, 1290 01:17:29,391 --> 01:17:31,393 my date was a complete disaster as well. 1291 01:17:31,427 --> 01:17:32,494 God, I hope so. 1292 01:17:32,528 --> 01:17:34,063 Yeah, wel... What do you mean? 1293 01:17:35,998 --> 01:17:38,133 You're standing in a graveyard with your daughter. 1294 01:17:39,268 --> 01:17:40,969 It's not exactly a success. 1295 01:17:55,984 --> 01:17:57,853 What did Em say about the whole Ben thing? 1296 01:17:59,254 --> 01:18:00,155 She doesn't know. 1297 01:18:01,090 --> 01:18:02,624 We had a big fight. 1298 01:18:02,658 --> 01:18:05,260 - Your fault or hers? - Mine, completely mine. 1299 01:18:07,996 --> 01:18:09,131 You think she'll forgive me? 1300 01:18:10,199 --> 01:18:11,100 I know she will. 1301 01:18:16,505 --> 01:18:19,141 She'd want you to be happy. You know that, right? 1302 01:18:21,343 --> 01:18:22,244 Yeah. 1303 01:18:23,645 --> 01:18:24,546 I know. 1304 01:18:34,289 --> 01:18:39,261 You know, there was a lot of security here last week. 1305 01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:42,131 - Really? Why? - Yeah. 1306 01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:44,233 - People were dying to get in. - Dad! 1307 01:18:46,001 --> 01:18:48,170 - Can't say that, it's really insensitive. - Why? 1308 01:18:48,203 --> 01:18:49,138 It was funny. 1309 01:18:49,171 --> 01:18:50,506 Not everything's a joke. 1310 01:18:50,539 --> 01:18:53,175 Yeah. Sometimes I wish it was. 1311 01:18:56,478 --> 01:18:57,379 Thanks. 1312 01:19:03,252 --> 01:19:04,353 I really miss her, Dad. 1313 01:19:11,059 --> 01:19:13,028 W... Well, I got you. 1314 01:19:13,061 --> 01:19:15,264 Don't worry about it, honey. I got you. 1315 01:19:16,733 --> 01:19:19,635 Let's go get warm, okay? Let's go home. 1316 01:19:19,668 --> 01:19:20,569 Yeah. 1317 01:19:32,715 --> 01:19:35,184 It's cold, let's go. Let's go home. 1318 01:19:35,217 --> 01:19:38,220 - I'll make you some hot chocolate. - I guess. 1319 01:19:38,253 --> 01:19:41,290 Yeah. You'll do everything I say from now on? 1320 01:19:41,323 --> 01:19:43,425 - Fine. - Stop being a diva. 1321 01:19:43,459 --> 01:19:44,460 Trying. 1322 01:20:08,183 --> 01:20:11,754 ♪ The holly and the ivy ♪ 1323 01:20:11,788 --> 01:20:15,023 ♪ When they are both full grown ♪ 1324 01:20:15,057 --> 01:20:19,161 ♪ Of all the trees that are in the woods ♪ 1325 01:20:19,194 --> 01:20:22,331 ♪ The holly bears the crown ♪ 1326 01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:27,135 ♪ Oh, the rising of the sun ♪ 1327 01:20:27,169 --> 01:20:31,106 ♪ And the running of the deer ♪ 1328 01:20:31,139 --> 01:20:34,744 ♪ The playing of the merry organ ♪ 1329 01:20:34,777 --> 01:20:40,249 ♪ Sweet singing in the choir ♪ 1330 01:20:41,517 --> 01:20:45,521 ♪ The holly bears a blossom ♪ 1331 01:20:45,554 --> 01:20:49,091 ♪ As white as lily flower ♪ 1332 01:20:49,124 --> 01:20:53,328 ♪ And Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ ♪ 1333 01:20:53,362 --> 01:20:56,598 ♪ To be our sweet savior ♪ 1334 01:20:56,632 --> 01:21:01,370 ♪ Oh, the rising of the sun ♪ 1335 01:21:01,403 --> 01:21:05,440 ♪ And the running of the deer ♪ 1336 01:21:05,474 --> 01:21:09,411 ♪ The playing of the merry organ ♪ 1337 01:21:09,444 --> 01:21:14,416 ♪ Sweet singing in the choir ♪ 1338 01:21:18,554 --> 01:21:23,292 Christmas says love is the most important thing. 1339 01:21:23,325 --> 01:21:27,429 And when our memories drift to the ones we've lost, 1340 01:21:27,462 --> 01:21:29,799 and we wish we could just hold them again 1341 01:21:29,832 --> 01:21:35,604 and say the three words that define the glory of tonight: 1342 01:21:35,637 --> 01:21:36,672 I love you. 1343 01:21:37,807 --> 01:21:40,810 Please say it every chance you get. 1344 01:21:41,711 --> 01:21:44,079 Don't wait for Christmas. 1345 01:22:03,465 --> 01:22:10,405 ♪ Once in royal David's city ♪ 1346 01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:16,612 ♪ Stood a lowly cattle shed ♪ 1347 01:22:17,579 --> 01:22:24,787 ♪ Where a mother laid her baby ♪ 1348 01:22:24,821 --> 01:22:31,360 ♪ In a manger for his bed ♪ 1349 01:22:32,628 --> 01:22:39,902 ♪ Mary was that mother mild ♪ 1350 01:22:39,936 --> 01:22:47,175 ♪ Jesus Christ her little child ♪ 1351 01:22:48,243 --> 01:22:55,517 ♪ He came down to earth from heaven ♪ 1352 01:22:55,550 --> 01:23:02,959 ♪ Who is God and Lord of all ♪ 1353 01:23:02,992 --> 01:23:10,565 ♪ And his shelter was a stable ♪ 1354 01:23:10,599 --> 01:23:17,172 ♪ And his cradle was a stall ♪ 1355 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,443 ♪ With the poor ♪ 1356 01:23:21,476 --> 01:23:25,647 ♪ And meek and lowly ♪ 1357 01:23:25,682 --> 01:23:29,518 ♪ Lived on earth ♪ 1358 01:23:29,551 --> 01:23:30,953 I'm sorry, excuse me. Do you mind? 1359 01:23:30,987 --> 01:23:32,254 I'm sorry. 1360 01:23:32,287 --> 01:23:33,890 Thank you, sorry. Thanks. 1361 01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:37,659 - Thank you. - Sure. 1362 01:23:39,862 --> 01:23:43,933 ♪ His wondrous childhood ♪ 1363 01:23:43,966 --> 01:23:50,940 ♪ He would honor and obey ♪ 1364 01:23:52,775 --> 01:23:54,443 - She's very good, isn't she? - Yeah. 1365 01:23:55,712 --> 01:23:56,779 She's my daughter. 1366 01:23:57,814 --> 01:23:58,881 - Really? - Yeah. 1367 01:24:00,449 --> 01:24:01,349 Oh. 1368 01:24:02,919 --> 01:24:04,619 - She's beautiful. - Yeah. 1369 01:24:04,653 --> 01:24:06,621 She doesn't get it from me. 1370 01:24:06,655 --> 01:24:12,829 ♪ Christian children all must be ♪ 1371 01:24:13,763 --> 01:24:20,703 ♪ Mild, obedient good as he ♪ 1372 01:24:23,605 --> 01:24:30,579 ♪ For he is our childhood's pattern ♪ 1373 01:24:30,612 --> 01:24:36,953 ♪ Day by day like us he grew ♪ 1374 01:24:36,986 --> 01:24:37,887 I'm David. 1375 01:24:39,387 --> 01:24:40,288 I'm Laura. 1376 01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,425 Nice to meet you. 1377 01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:44,326 You too. 1378 01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:53,368 ♪ Tears and smiles like us he knew ♪ 1379 01:24:53,401 --> 01:24:56,773 ♪ And he feeleth ♪ 1380 01:24:56,806 --> 01:25:00,843 ♪ For our sadness ♪ 1381 01:25:00,877 --> 01:25:04,747 ♪ And he shareth ♪ 1382 01:25:04,781 --> 01:25:11,319 ♪ In our gladness ♪ 1383 01:25:11,353 --> 01:25:12,889 I love you. 1384 01:25:15,423 --> 01:25:16,391 I love you, Dad. 1385 01:25:34,143 --> 01:25:37,612 ♪ Kick your shoes away ♪ 1386 01:25:37,646 --> 01:25:42,084 ♪ For a barefoot ballet on a Broadway alley ♪ 1387 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:47,355 ♪ Kick those blues away ♪ 1388 01:25:47,389 --> 01:25:50,625 ♪ It's a moonlight musical ♪ 1389 01:25:50,659 --> 01:25:52,929 ♪ Undeniable ♪ 1390 01:25:54,563 --> 01:25:57,066 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 1391 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,103 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 1392 01:26:02,071 --> 01:26:04,707 ♪ Groove and jazz tonight ♪ 1393 01:26:05,607 --> 01:26:07,910 ♪ Because the stars are all singing ♪ 1394 01:26:07,944 --> 01:26:11,446 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 1395 01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:13,783 ♪ And bells are all ringing ♪ 1396 01:26:13,816 --> 01:26:16,819 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 1397 01:26:16,853 --> 01:26:19,588 ♪ I said the choirs are singing ♪ 1398 01:26:19,621 --> 01:26:22,792 ♪ Love, love ♪ 1399 01:26:22,825 --> 01:26:27,029 ♪ Love! ♪ 1400 01:26:27,630 --> 01:26:32,630 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1401 01:26:33,803 --> 01:26:34,837 ♪ Hey ♪ 1402 01:26:44,546 --> 01:26:45,447 ♪ Ha! ♪ 1403 01:26:46,182 --> 01:26:47,083 ♪ Oh ♪ 1404 01:27:07,136 --> 01:27:14,877 ♪ I've been happy never dancing with no one else ♪ 1405 01:27:14,911 --> 01:27:22,550 ♪ I've been satisfied if I only caught your eye ♪ 1406 01:27:22,584 --> 01:27:24,053 ♪ Oh ♪ 1407 01:27:24,086 --> 01:27:27,723 ♪ Let everything around us freeze ♪ 1408 01:27:27,757 --> 01:27:31,894 ♪ And let there be love ♪ 1409 01:27:31,928 --> 01:27:33,595 ♪ Hm ♪ 1410 01:27:33,628 --> 01:27:36,999 ♪ Never been just two of these ♪ 1411 01:27:37,033 --> 01:27:41,938 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 1412 01:27:42,905 --> 01:27:45,007 ♪ Oh ♪ 1413 01:27:45,041 --> 01:27:49,845 ♪ Do-do-doo ♪ 1414 01:27:50,746 --> 01:27:54,482 ♪ La-da-da-do-dee-dee-dee ♪ 1415 01:27:54,516 --> 01:27:56,518 ♪ La-da-en-da-en-da ♪ 1416 01:27:56,551 --> 01:27:58,520 ♪ Oh ♪ 1417 01:27:59,654 --> 01:28:03,259 ♪ Let everything around us glow ♪ 1418 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:07,697 ♪ And let there be love ♪ 1419 01:28:07,730 --> 01:28:09,065 ♪ Hm ♪ 1420 01:28:09,098 --> 01:28:10,800 ♪ Bless this feeling ♪ 1421 01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:12,735 ♪ And bless the snow ♪ 1422 01:28:12,768 --> 01:28:19,108 ♪ Let there be love ♪ 103794

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