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Camera sounds and struggling sounds
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Camera lens sound
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Camera lens sounds and struggling sounds
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Help, help me, oh, no, no, no (garbled)
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What makes a work of art a masterpiece?
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Who dares to assign finite value to the
infinite output of the creative mind?
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Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?
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Da Vinci's Mona Lisa?
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Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey?
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Morons!
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No, no, no, please.
Please, please, no.
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No, no, no, please.
You don't have to do this...
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But of course I do...
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Scream and a splatter sound.
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(Off screen) Isn't that nice dear?
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Christmas music plays throughout
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Loud, heavy metal Christmas music plays
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(Off screen) Turn the music down.
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Can you please turn that down?
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Will you turn the music down?
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Turn the music down!
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Turn the music down!
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Are you trying to wake the dead?
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Thank you
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Why is this faucet leaking?
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You know we can't afford a big water bill
right now.
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I'm just concerned about you dear.
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Well, right after the honeymoon and
right before the holidays...
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You don't have to worry about me babe.
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Well, I'm glad to see you confident.
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But it's not going to be easy
to find a job.
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Or a tree for that matter,
right before the holidays.
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I suppose I could just start working on
my master piece instead.
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You know what I've always said about that
fraud Michelangelo
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That's nice dear, but I hope you'll
start looking for a job soon...
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You know what my grandfather used to say...
A man without a job is like a leaky faucet.
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Thanks for the call, Naomi, I hope
I was able to help.
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And I want to inform all our listeners that
it's perfectly normal...
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To feel stressed out this time of year.
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The holidays can be a lot of fun, but they
can also...
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Bring a lot of baggage along
with the cheer.
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This is Talk Time, the area's top rated
psychology show
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Brought to you by the Pizza Dude, he's got
the biggest slice on the block.
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I'm your host, Doctor Brenda Dobbs and
we're coming to you live...
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On WKIX, Kicks AM.
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We're gonna go back to the phones right
after these important messages...
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If you need help, remember that I care and
I'm always listening.
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We're just a quick call away at
1-800-987-WKIX...
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That's 1-800-987-9549.
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I'm Doctor Brenda and Talk Time
will be right back.
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Phone ringing...
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Phone ringing, then hold music...
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Hold music, recorded voice saying "We
appreciate your call, please stand by..."
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"We appreciate your call,
please stand by..."
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"We appreciate your call,
please stand by..."
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Thank you for holding,
we appreciate your patience...
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how may I direct your call?
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Hello, can I speak to Brenda Dobbs,
on air, please?
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Who?
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Brenda Dobbs!
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Who?
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Brenda Dobbs, the radio psychiatrist!
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Oh, Doctor Brenda. I see...
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Yes, Brenda Dobbs. Can you please
put me through?
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It's very important.
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I'm sorry sir, but can you please hold?
There's another call coming in.
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(Hold music resumes...)
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(Operator returns) Thank you for holding
Christian...
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I just need to review a few security
questions to verify your account.
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How do you know my name? I called you.
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I'm not sure what you mean, sir.
Am I speaking with Christian?
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Yes, this is Christian.
Who am I speaking to?
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I called you!
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This is the Federated Collection Agency,
sir.
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We need to discuss the options to
eliminate your outstanding balances.
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I can see that they're very high.
Very high indeed.
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Can you confirm your address
for me please, sir?
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What are you talking about?
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I called to get on the air with
Talk Time at WKIX AM.
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I have an important issue to discuss
with Brenda Dobbs.
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I'm afraid Doctor Brenda isn't available
right now, but if you have a moment...
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We can discuss the terms of your collection
accounts. How does that sound to you sir?
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Frankly, it sounds like shit.
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I only called to speak with Brenda Dobbs...
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And I'm not interested in any bullshit
you have to offer.
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Do you hear me?
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I don't take kindly to these
kinds of calls!
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I will remind you sir that you called me...
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This kind of language isn't necessary.
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In fact, it's against our protocols and I'm
going to have to...
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Report you to my supervisor.
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I should warn you that the Federated
Collection Agency doesn't...
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Take kindly to this kind of behavior.
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In the meantime, it's Doctor Brenda and I
wish you a good day, sir.
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(Background Commercial) The Pizza Dude,
he's got the biggest slice on the block!
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Welcome back, this is Talk Time on
WKIX AM...
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That's Kicks AM, brought to you by
The Pizza Dude.
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He's got the biggest slice on the block...
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And I'm Doctor Brenda Dobbs, host of the
number one psychiatry show
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In the entire tri-state area, for
10 years running.
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I'm proud to say that we've helped
thousands of people here on Talk Time...
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And every single one of them is special...
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I shouldn't have to tell you this, but
you're all special.
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Now let's go back to the phones with
another listener that...
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Needs some help this holiday season. Hello,
this is Doctor Brenda...
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I care and I'm always listening.
How can I help?
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First, let me thank you very much for
having me on the air.
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I'm a huge fan of yours and listening to
you has been such a big help.
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Especially this time of year when my job is
even more stressful than usual.
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I appreciate that. I'm always listening
and I'm here to help.
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Now, if you don't mind me asking,
what do you do?
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That's actually what I called about,
I'm in collections...
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As you can imagine, it's never easy, but...
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Around Christmas it's even worse.
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I just had a person curse at me for
no good reason at all.
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I didn't even get to the part where
I tell him...
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How much he owed or what his options were.
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And already with the foul language!
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Like I'm a bad person because he can't
pay his bills.
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I want to thank you for opening up about
this kind of behavior.
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I don't mean to minimize or depersonalize
your situation...
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But I need all of our listeners to consider
this a teachable moment.
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It's always painful when someone tries to
cut you down.
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But it shouldn't be a surprise.
People can be very nasty.
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Normally, it's a reflection of their own
deficiencies, but whatever the case...
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You can't let it get you on the inside.
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I can't stress this enough, but the actions
of others...
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Shouldn't prevent you from realizing
your full potential.
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In the 70's, they called it actualizing.
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(Off screen advertisement) Anxiety?
Depression? Paranormal Experiences?
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Tune into Talk Time with Doctor Brenda
Dobbs, solving problems one listener...
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Doorbell rings! And rings again!
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The loud, heavy metal Christmas music
starts again...
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Huh? Must be the best man...
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(Off screen)
Would you turn that down?
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(Off screen)
Please turn that down. Turn it down.
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(Off screen)
Turn the music down!
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Turn that down!
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Would you turn the damn music down?
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Thank you...
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Water dripping sounds in the background...
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Water dripping continues...
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Water dripping continues...
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Water dripping from another faucet
followed by creepy music...
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Water dripping from the other faucet...
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And from the other faucet again...
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Both faucets at once now...
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Now from another room in the house...
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The dripping continues...
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And yet another faucet...
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Now it's running water from off screen...
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It was the strangest thing...
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I'm too tired for this.
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I'd be in much better shape if it
wasn't for your fidgeting last night.
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Constant fidgeting. I could hardly
get any sleep.
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Huh? Fidgeting?
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You didn't hear anything out of the
ordinary last night?
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Yes, I heard you fidgeting like crazy.
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And I'm not finished lecturing you.
You should learn proper manners.
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Sorry babe.
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It's just that there must be something
wrong with the plumbing then.
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I was up in the middle of the night
and everything was...
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Dripping...
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Dripping...
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Dripping...
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We should call a plumber.
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Oh, and who's going to pay for this plumber
with you out of work?
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Nothing fancy, just an ordinary plumber.
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The first thing you should do is
get an ordinary job.
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Have you even had an interview yet?
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No, nothing yet, but there was this
letter that was very promising.
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Well, as my father used to say...
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The best way to keep the collection people
from dropping off letters...
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In the middle of the night is to work
for a living.
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At least the honeymoon pictures should
be here soon.
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Oh, and how about my tree?
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What am I supposed to say to all
the neighbors?
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It's starting to get embarrassing.
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Everyone knows your out of work.
It's written all over your face.
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I married a provider.
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It's just that if these pictures are
any good...
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I've got a good mind to start working
on my masterpiece again.
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Think about it...
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They gave Bob Dylan the Nobel Prize for
playing electric guitar!
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These people don't know dick!
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Watch your language! I'll not sit here
and take this abuse.
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Order whatever ordinary plumber and
old fashioned photos you want...
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But you'll do none of it with my blessing
until you get a job, that's for sure.
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And don't keep me awake all night again
with your constant fidgeting!
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Huh? What constitutes a fidget?
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A camera lens clicks off screen...
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The camera clicks again...
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Her cellphone rings...
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I thought I told you never to call me
when I'm here.
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I don't want to hear another fucking word
about your collection agency, OK?
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Thunder rumbles in the background...
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Sarge, why do I always get the
crappy ones?
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(Off screen) I'd rather be at the nudie bar
myself Hamilton, but it is what it is.
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What do we got there?
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The odds are 10 to 1 it's a
jealous boyfriend.
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He calls her. She rebuffs him.
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And then he strangles her in
broad daylight.
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Exactly! Why do I always
get the crappy ones?
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It says here her name was Brenda Dobbs.
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The radio shrink?
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Of course not, my wife was just
listening to her this morning...
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She's an addict. Has to listen everyday.
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Something about actualizing herself or
some new age shit...
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From that stupid show, with all the split
screens and other gimmicks.
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Never heard of it.
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Sarge, what do you make of this?
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It says this is from the
Federated Collection Agency.
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Holy shit!
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I changed my mind. This could be
a good one after all.
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I think we're dealing with a
real sick bastard.
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Of course, losing your job is one of the
things that can make the holidays...
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Even more stressful. It can also be
embarrassing.
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But we're all friends here. This is Doctor
Brenda. The number one psychiatrist...
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In the world, fuck Doctor Phil!
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I really care, and I'm always listening.
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I know there are people out there that lost
their jobs and need our help.
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It seems like the Federated Collection
Agency and these other big companies...
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Always wait until right before Christmas to
lay people off...
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Like they want to send you straight into
the holidays worried about...
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Money and your future.
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If you're one of those unfortunate souls,
and you need to talk...
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The lines are open at 1-800-987-WKIX.
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That's 1-800-987-9549.
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This is Doctor Brenda on Talk Time...
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Brought to you by the Pizza Dude,
he's got the biggest slice on the block...
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And we're broadcasting to you live from
WKIX AM, that's Kicks AM.
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We're gonna take a quick break and then
go back to the phones.
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Strange electrical noises
in the background...
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This is Doctor Brenda on WKIX AM,
that's Kicks AM...
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And your listening to Talk Time brought to
you by the Pizza Dude...
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He's got the biggest slice on the block.
237
00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:20,503
I care and I'm always listening.
238
00:28:20,538 --> 00:28:22,656
We're back from the commercial break
on the phone...
239
00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:24,756
With a gentleman that we spoke to just
last week.
240
00:28:24,961 --> 00:28:27,881
Unfortunately, things have taken a turn
for the worse.
241
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,620
Please tell us what happened.
242
00:28:29,944 --> 00:28:32,063
Thank you, Doctor Brenda.
243
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:35,233
I called again because I lost my
job yesterday.
244
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:38,407
Apparently, I had too many complaints
to my supervisor.
245
00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:41,805
Can you remind the audience what
you do for a living again?
246
00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:43,268
Sure thing, Doctor B.
247
00:28:43,336 --> 00:28:46,530
I mentioned this last week because
of the stress this time of year.
248
00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:50,436
I am, or I guess I was,
a collections agent.
249
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:55,150
I lost my job because people complain that
they didn't pay their own bills.
250
00:28:55,278 --> 00:28:57,231
The world has really gone to shit!
251
00:28:57,465 --> 00:28:59,858
Did they tell you what
the complaints were about?
252
00:29:00,229 --> 00:29:02,016
Money, it's always about money.
253
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,981
I don't mean to sound nasty, but the people
I was collecting from weren't exactly...
254
00:29:06,034 --> 00:29:09,579
President Trump. I'm sorry, is
that OK to say on the air?
255
00:29:09,735 --> 00:29:10,858
President Trump?
256
00:29:10,885 --> 00:29:14,117
Yeah, I heard he threatened to sue some
people for just talking about him...
257
00:29:14,147 --> 00:29:17,379
Without his permission, and I can't afford
a lawsuit right now.
258
00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:20,791
It's fine, he's a long time listener.
Please continue.
259
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:24,580
Anyway, like I told you last week. When
the man cursed at me...
260
00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:26,153
I didn't do anything wrong.
261
00:29:26,328 --> 00:29:31,524
I didn't even get to tell him how much he
owed, but my supervisor acted like...
262
00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:36,133
Doorbell rings multiple times...
263
00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:42,394
Doorbell keeps ringing...
264
00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:48,458
That took long enough!
265
00:29:48,976 --> 00:29:50,851
Anyway, listen...
266
00:29:52,149 --> 00:29:55,020
I'm hear about some dripping.
A leaky faucet.
267
00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:56,406
What?
268
00:29:57,081 --> 00:30:01,172
It says here The Federated Collection
Agency, see?
269
00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:04,932
Something about out of control dripping
in the middle of the night.
270
00:30:05,406 --> 00:30:06,432
Dripping?
271
00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:11,383
Yes, it says here, quote, it was the
strangest thing...
272
00:30:11,736 --> 00:30:14,949
Ah, that must've been my wife.
273
00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:17,616
That's very nice dear.
274
00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:18,705
Hmm?
275
00:30:18,749 --> 00:30:23,534
I said congratulations, but I gotta come in
and check this dripping...
276
00:30:23,603 --> 00:30:25,487
Do you need me to check your plumbing?
277
00:30:57,195 --> 00:30:59,070
It was the strangest thing.
278
00:30:59,993 --> 00:31:03,079
All of the faucets starting dripping
in the middle of the night.
279
00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:06,097
Even the toilets were going crazy.
280
00:31:06,858 --> 00:31:10,276
I tried to stop them, but
I couldn't shut it off.
281
00:31:11,858 --> 00:31:13,509
They wouldn't stop.
282
00:31:14,264 --> 00:31:17,194
Then there was this letter from the
Federated Collection Agency.
283
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,116
Something about some kind of
job opportunity.
284
00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:24,928
It's fucking dirty down here.
285
00:31:31,671 --> 00:31:37,237
Since I am in transition and
need a new job...
286
00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:45,186
They got me having this wrench,
all the God damned time...
287
00:31:45,216 --> 00:31:47,475
It's like they want me to play...
Ooh, sorry about that.
288
00:31:47,504 --> 00:31:49,311
They want me to play ready golf, bro.
289
00:31:49,926 --> 00:31:52,456
I mean, you're here, it's like it
hurts my back.
290
00:31:53,022 --> 00:31:55,336
Still, the problem could be upstairs.
291
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:58,750
And I'm not really ready to certify
your plumbing yet.
292
00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:03,467
I don't know, I think this looks nice,
but you got pipes upstairs, right?
293
00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:06,540
With all the, on account of all these
problems, I think we go upstairs.
294
00:32:15,522 --> 00:32:18,412
Why such a tight hat, bro,
you know what it does?
295
00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:22,426
It takes me a while to do my hair.
296
00:32:23,168 --> 00:32:27,260
So even the hair weighs me down, the hair
gets me to 290 some days bro...
297
00:32:28,227 --> 00:32:32,055
Oh, do you play? Check it out,
that's nice.
298
00:32:32,258 --> 00:32:35,950
Haha! That's why you got ready golf,
you’re like put, put, pass!
299
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:41,275
Holy moly, that's some fucking processor!
300
00:32:41,573 --> 00:32:45,196
I don't think that's any of your business.
301
00:32:45,616 --> 00:32:48,057
And neither are my golf playing habits.
302
00:32:48,194 --> 00:32:51,031
Welcome back to Talk Time, the number one
psychiatry show...
303
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:54,616
Brought to you by the Pizza Dude,
he's got the biggest slice on the block.
304
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:59,135
This is Doctor Brenda Dobbs,
broadcasting from WKIX AM...
305
00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:02,378
That's Kicks AM, and before we
got back to the phones...
306
00:33:02,456 --> 00:33:04,984
I wanted to take a brief moment to talk
to you about some...
307
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:09,301
Some very corrosive, dangerous, despicable,
deplorable people.
308
00:33:09,807 --> 00:33:12,209
You know who you are, irredeemables...
309
00:33:12,234 --> 00:33:14,543
The kind of people that get this
last caller fired.
310
00:33:14,573 --> 00:33:18,372
The kind of people that strangle a girl
with a garrote for no reason.
311
00:33:20,061 --> 00:33:25,272
In fact, I'm quite certain that none
of this is any of your business.
312
00:33:25,653 --> 00:33:29,764
Geez, I was just trying to make polite
conversation, but now that you mention it.
313
00:33:30,047 --> 00:33:31,561
Maybe I should be on my way.
314
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:33,983
I'll remind you, however, that
you called me...
315
00:33:34,315 --> 00:33:37,010
And we still have no idea what's wrong
with your pipes.
316
00:33:37,847 --> 00:33:44,282
But why don't you just pay your bill and
I'll be happy to leave your business, OK?
317
00:33:45,748 --> 00:33:48,238
I'd like nothing further...
318
00:33:49,566 --> 00:33:51,480
Now if you'll just let me grab
my wallet here...
319
00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:28,996
We're gonna get back to the phones
in a moment...
320
00:34:29,045 --> 00:34:32,375
The lines are open at 1-800-987-WKIX...
321
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,660
That's 1-800-987-9549.
322
00:34:35,944 --> 00:34:39,733
Brought to you today, as always, by
the Pizza Dude, say it with me now...
323
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,852
He's got the biggest slice on the block!
324
00:34:41,987 --> 00:34:45,934
This is Doctor Brenda Dobbs, I care and
I'm always listening...
325
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:49,954
Whether you're a plumber or a golfer
or anything in between...
326
00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:51,536
We're here to help.
327
00:34:52,189 --> 00:34:55,578
Thank you for calling in, sir, we've got
another long time listener...
328
00:34:55,618 --> 00:34:58,557
First time caller on the phone, can you
tell us your name please?
329
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,964
Brenda?
330
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:02,947
Is this Brenda Dobbs?
331
00:35:02,986 --> 00:35:06,101
This is Doctor Brenda Dobbs.
Who do we have on the line?
332
00:35:06,911 --> 00:35:09,812
Oh. My. God.
333
00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:14,782
I can't believe I finally got through.
I've been trying for years.
334
00:35:15,292 --> 00:35:19,188
But those bastards from that
Federated Whatever You Call It Agency...
335
00:35:19,295 --> 00:35:21,326
Breathes heavily and loudly!
336
00:35:21,569 --> 00:35:22,838
Shhhhhhh!
337
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,960
Can't you see I'm talking to
Brenda Dobbs over here?
338
00:35:27,984 --> 00:35:30,082
Please, sir, it's Doctor Dobbs.
339
00:35:30,107 --> 00:35:33,363
It sounds like you have a lot going on
in the background, over there.
340
00:35:33,452 --> 00:35:36,333
Try to focus on my voice
and tell us your name.
341
00:35:36,645 --> 00:35:40,366
I know this stuff can be very difficult for
a first time caller, but remember...
342
00:35:40,561 --> 00:35:43,452
I care and I'm always listening...
343
00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:50,247
This is very, very important.
344
00:35:50,422 --> 00:35:53,352
Excuse me, sir, are you still there?
345
00:35:55,813 --> 00:35:57,493
Please answer me if you can.
346
00:35:57,542 --> 00:36:01,076
I said earlier that everyone could use a
little help this time of year, but...
347
00:36:01,101 --> 00:36:03,704
It sounds like you might need a
little more than most.
348
00:36:04,524 --> 00:36:07,708
This is very, very embarrassing, Brenda...
349
00:36:08,049 --> 00:36:09,534
Something just came up.
350
00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:13,935
But I promise, you haven't heard the
last of me.
351
00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:18,057
Trust me, I'm your biggest fan.
352
00:36:19,151 --> 00:36:21,602
Thank you, but that's Doctor...
(dial tone noise...)
353
00:36:25,503 --> 00:36:28,325
I knew it from the second I opened
the door, Brandon...
354
00:36:28,501 --> 00:36:30,727
You just couldn't be an ordinary plumber.
355
00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:35,204
My wife doesn't know any ordinary plumbers.
356
00:36:35,878 --> 00:36:39,355
And you're not getting anywhere
near my wife!
357
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,358
The think Francis Ford Whatever
The Fuck can make a movie?
358
00:36:43,622 --> 00:36:45,243
Wait 'til they get a load of me!
359
00:38:33,858 --> 00:38:36,885
(Off screen) What the fuck?
(Sounds of falling and crashing)
360
00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:53,871
What the fuck is wrong with you, mister?
361
00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:56,996
All I said was I was gonna fill your wife's
fucking rim holes!
362
00:39:40,798 --> 00:39:45,475
Moaning and sexual sounds, building...
(The Wife and the Plumber)
363
00:39:45,735 --> 00:39:49,592
Moaning continues and builds...
364
00:39:50,842 --> 00:39:58,030
Oh, Brandon, Brandon, fill my rim hole!
I'm about to certify those pipes.
365
00:40:13,928 --> 00:40:17,092
Aah, shit, whining and
screaming in pain...
366
00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:45,024
Why do you insist in lying to me
about this plumber?
367
00:40:47,826 --> 00:40:54,233
Why would I lie about something, someone,
so stupid?
368
00:40:56,069 --> 00:41:01,371
Actually claiming that an ordinary plumber
showed up here out of the blue...
369
00:41:01,717 --> 00:41:03,949
Some, Brendan, or something?
370
00:41:04,775 --> 00:41:08,636
Yes, he had some funny name, like
Brenda Dobbs.
371
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,460
And he had a report with him as well.
372
00:41:11,998 --> 00:41:14,286
Said it was the strangest thing.
373
00:41:14,398 --> 00:41:16,206
Don't be ridiculous.
374
00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:19,353
Ordinary plumbers don't talk like that.
375
00:41:19,576 --> 00:41:22,891
And they don't show up with
mysterious dossiers...
376
00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:26,239
There's something your not telling me.
377
00:41:29,839 --> 00:41:31,424
Have you been cheating on me?
378
00:41:32,496 --> 00:41:33,533
What?
379
00:41:35,297 --> 00:41:36,759
Is there someone else?
380
00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:42,562
What kind of sick mind could produce
such a thought?
381
00:41:43,344 --> 00:41:47,551
My mother warned me about marrying
a failure in life.
382
00:41:48,528 --> 00:41:53,127
A job and a Johnson, two things
a man needs, she said.
383
00:41:54,098 --> 00:41:55,616
And I married you...
384
00:41:59,009 --> 00:42:01,542
I knew it, it's the plumber!
385
00:42:01,821 --> 00:42:06,051
It was no ordinary plumber that certified
our pipes, you lying bitch...
386
00:42:13,168 --> 00:42:17,990
You do have a Johnson, now go out and
find a damn job.
387
00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:22,030
It's tough out there,
you gotta have patience.
388
00:42:22,744 --> 00:42:24,340
Patient and time are the key.
389
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,168
With a little luck, I'll hear back from
that Federated...
390
00:42:28,224 --> 00:42:29,786
Whatever You Call It Agency soon.
391
00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:32,924
Oh, that's nice dear.
392
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:36,206
Did you have any better luck with
the Christmas Tree?
393
00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:41,529
Oh look, another thing you failed me at.
394
00:45:49,095 --> 00:45:52,365
Sarge, this seems to be the address...
395
00:45:53,615 --> 00:45:54,865
Did you know the door was open?
396
00:45:55,781 --> 00:45:57,198
Well how far open is it?
397
00:45:59,238 --> 00:46:02,520
Sarge, I didn't exactly bring a ruler.
Should I have brought a ruler?
398
00:46:03,317 --> 00:46:04,701
Maybe you should have.
399
00:46:04,913 --> 00:46:08,931
With all these new agency regulations
it's a shit show around here.
400
00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:12,647
They keep jamming me up, so I
honestly don't know.
401
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,807
All I know is that something's starting
to stink around here.
402
00:46:17,972 --> 00:46:19,847
First, Brenda Dobbs is dead.
403
00:46:20,941 --> 00:46:22,950
Now, an open door with a missing plumber.
404
00:46:25,684 --> 00:46:28,184
An ordinary plumber who all of
sudden disappears?
405
00:46:29,055 --> 00:46:30,472
That is unusual...
406
00:46:31,934 --> 00:46:34,055
Sarge, something is definitely stinking
up a storm!
407
00:46:36,309 --> 00:46:37,760
Consider this a request for back up.
408
00:46:38,871 --> 00:46:39,986
I'm going in.
409
00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:42,453
Watch yourself, Hamilton.
410
00:48:00,966 --> 00:48:05,129
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I heard you
mention something earlier...
411
00:48:05,286 --> 00:48:07,608
About Brenda Dobbs being dead.
412
00:48:08,099 --> 00:48:11,491
Such a shame, I was her biggest fan.
413
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:15,866
Until she sold out to the Federated
Whatever You Call It Agency...
414
00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:17,663
Can you believe it?
415
00:48:18,547 --> 00:48:22,833
I know what you mean, I can't stand
that Doctor Dobbs either...
416
00:48:23,949 --> 00:48:26,404
Gave my wife the worst advice ever once...
417
00:48:26,817 --> 00:48:30,947
But unfortunately she's not dead yet and
that's not why I'm here.
418
00:48:31,215 --> 00:48:33,424
May I ask why you're here?
419
00:48:34,049 --> 00:48:36,236
I'm sorry I didn't come to the door
earlier...
420
00:48:36,303 --> 00:48:39,607
But I'm preparing for a very
important job interview right now.
421
00:48:39,997 --> 00:48:41,638
My time is very limited...
422
00:48:41,673 --> 00:48:43,534
Keep your hands where I can see
them, buddy!
423
00:48:45,924 --> 00:48:47,888
There's a pool of blood here...
424
00:48:48,056 --> 00:48:50,165
Like someone got smashed in the head
with a wrench.
425
00:48:51,081 --> 00:48:52,264
Care to explain yourself?
426
00:48:53,457 --> 00:48:56,024
I'm not sure if I'm at liberty to
discuss it openly.
427
00:48:56,515 --> 00:49:02,062
But if you must know, I'm interviewing with
the Federated Collection Agency.
428
00:49:02,664 --> 00:49:06,582
Look, pal, I don't have any truck for
the Agency...
429
00:49:07,006 --> 00:49:10,644
Or as I mentioned, that
Doctor Dobbs herself.
430
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,740
I'm here about a plumber.
431
00:49:20,793 --> 00:49:23,036
What would I know about a missing plumber?
432
00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:25,570
Who said the plumber is missing?
433
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,958
You did.
434
00:49:28,538 --> 00:49:29,554
I did?
435
00:49:30,056 --> 00:49:31,965
Yeah, I think you told me at the door.
436
00:49:33,349 --> 00:49:34,443
Exactly!
437
00:49:34,898 --> 00:49:37,666
Except I don't know any
ordinary plumbers.
438
00:49:38,134 --> 00:49:41,705
You would have to speak to my wife.
She handles all of these matters.
439
00:49:42,485 --> 00:49:44,081
Is your wife at home sir?
440
00:49:45,701 --> 00:49:49,060
If you must insist, we're newlyweds.
441
00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:52,051
And as you said, he was an
ordinary plumber.
442
00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:56,482
Brenda-something-or-other, he certified our
pipes and that was that.
443
00:50:03,112 --> 00:50:05,210
That's an interesting story, no doubt.
444
00:50:06,047 --> 00:50:07,878
I don't see how it explains all the blood.
445
00:50:08,726 --> 00:50:11,226
This? Oh, that's easy.
446
00:50:11,251 --> 00:50:14,504
I cut myself cooking dinner for my wife.
447
00:50:14,948 --> 00:50:17,917
I'm between jobs, and it's the least
I could do.
448
00:50:18,767 --> 00:50:20,686
Seems like a lot of blood for
a little cut.
449
00:50:21,791 --> 00:50:24,559
Oh, it wasn't little, I assure you...
450
00:50:24,682 --> 00:50:29,135
Look at that bandage! There was a
geyser of blood.
451
00:50:29,581 --> 00:50:33,008
Fortunately, I was able to act quickly
and effectively...
452
00:50:33,108 --> 00:50:36,177
I staunched the wound and then
raced over the bathroom.
453
00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:42,197
Alas, I dropped the rag by the bannister
and that was all she wrote.
454
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,967
No need for back up, Sarge...
455
00:50:49,217 --> 00:50:50,724
Nothing unusual here...
456
00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:54,284
Just an odd cooking accident.
457
00:51:00,738 --> 00:51:03,785
Thank you again, sir.
We appreciate the cooperation.
458
00:51:05,995 --> 00:51:07,546
Good luck with the interview as well.
459
00:51:08,082 --> 00:51:11,721
Thank you, detective, if there's anything I
can do, don't hesitate to ask.
460
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,377
What do you got in the bag,
a dead body?
461
00:51:44,466 --> 00:51:46,799
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
462
00:51:49,533 --> 00:51:51,832
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
463
00:52:15,498 --> 00:52:17,406
See, what did I tell you, it's right here.
464
00:52:23,598 --> 00:52:27,907
I mean, I didn't check for a pulse or
anything, but he looks pretty dead to me.
465
00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:30,072
That's a foot, a hand...
466
00:52:30,194 --> 00:52:31,958
Sarge, this can't be a coincidence.
467
00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:34,942
Two bodies in one week has to
mean something.
468
00:52:35,411 --> 00:52:39,831
Yeah, especially with the agency involved
in that whole Doctor Dobbs business.
469
00:52:39,976 --> 00:52:41,817
The pizza dude has gone missing!
470
00:52:42,369 --> 00:52:44,377
Yeah, I agree with that...
471
00:52:44,701 --> 00:52:51,051
I can't stand that Doctor Dobbs woman, and
I hate to say it, but the Pizza Dude sucks.
472
00:52:51,476 --> 00:52:54,422
He's got big slices alright,
but they taste like shit.
473
00:52:54,657 --> 00:52:57,592
I disagree with you on that.
He made a tasty pie.
474
00:52:57,748 --> 00:53:00,237
But what about that creepy dude
with the cooking accident?
475
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:03,895
The one who said he didn't order that now-
deceased ordinary plumber.
476
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:07,690
That dude and the Agency?
Didn't I tell you he was clean?
477
00:53:08,549 --> 00:53:11,194
Besides, if anything, he killed the wife.
478
00:53:11,619 --> 00:53:12,869
His wife's dead?
479
00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:16,381
How the hell do I know? I just started
this investigation.
480
00:53:16,834 --> 00:53:19,613
But like I told you, he's got
nothing to do with this.
481
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:23,721
I still like Brenda's creepy boyfriend for
the whole thing.
482
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:27,706
Otherwise, it was probably something
brewing at the Agency...
483
00:53:28,811 --> 00:53:30,931
Who know what's going on this time of year?
484
00:54:43,867 --> 00:54:48,384
You must get this all the time, but you
look exactly like Brenda Dobbs.
485
00:54:49,692 --> 00:54:50,697
Who?
486
00:54:50,853 --> 00:54:53,420
Brenda Dobbs, the radio psychologist.
487
00:54:53,510 --> 00:54:56,903
Oh, Doctor Brenda. Yes, I have
heard that before.
488
00:54:56,959 --> 00:55:00,764
Well, it should be very flattering to you.
489
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,387
I was her biggest fan.
490
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,819
Isn't that nice dear.
491
00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:08,877
What?
492
00:55:10,261 --> 00:55:12,795
I said we should probably
get down to business.
493
00:55:15,864 --> 00:55:17,806
I'd like nothing more.
494
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:22,694
I should begin by mentioning that I've
always had the utmost respect for...
495
00:55:22,728 --> 00:55:29,268
The work you do here at the
Federated Whatever You Call It Agency.
496
00:55:30,005 --> 00:55:31,958
Especially this time of year.
497
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:37,572
Thank you. It is very rewarding,
gratifying even...
498
00:55:37,607 --> 00:55:40,590
But that does bring me to some
unfortunate news.
499
00:55:41,059 --> 00:55:42,086
Who?
500
00:55:42,578 --> 00:55:44,898
Well, you know that you ask.
501
00:55:44,922 --> 00:55:45,938
Me?
502
00:55:45,982 --> 00:55:47,098
Yes, you.
503
00:55:48,538 --> 00:55:53,159
It appears that a complaint has already
been filed. Preemptively, as it were...
504
00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:56,619
And the employee who filed it has been
terminated...
505
00:55:56,644 --> 00:56:00,434
Apparently as a result of
your own complaint.
506
00:56:00,578 --> 00:56:02,320
That is highly unusual.
507
00:56:02,368 --> 00:56:03,719
But as I'm sure you can imagine...
508
00:56:03,743 --> 00:56:07,102
It's also a very big problem
before you've even been hired.
509
00:56:08,654 --> 00:56:13,073
This leaves us in a bit of pickle,
quite frankly.
510
00:56:13,098 --> 00:56:18,346
I've been impressed with your resume and
your presentation here today.
511
00:56:18,371 --> 00:56:20,768
Your qualifications are exemplary.
512
00:56:20,915 --> 00:56:23,186
And I believe you can
be a top member of the...
513
00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,480
Team, maybe even one
of the all time greats.
514
00:56:26,507 --> 00:56:30,612
But I'm afraid my hands are completely tied
for the time being.
515
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:34,256
You see we have very strict policies...
516
00:56:34,281 --> 00:56:39,535
About our complaints department. There's a
script that needs to be carefully followed.
517
00:56:39,761 --> 00:56:43,868
I apologize for not catching this before we
dragged you down here today.
518
00:56:44,114 --> 00:56:50,629
And there is also the matter of some
outstanding balances.
519
00:58:14,849 --> 00:58:19,749
The loud Christmas music starts again...
520
00:59:34,712 --> 00:59:36,375
Would you turn that down?
521
00:59:39,142 --> 00:59:44,555
Turn the music down! Are you trying
to wake the dead again?
522
00:59:45,147 --> 00:59:48,149
I just wanted to know how your job
interview went.
523
00:59:48,540 --> 00:59:51,218
I know how stressful these things can
be for you.
524
00:59:51,391 --> 00:59:53,478
Did you see the Christmas tree, babe?
525
00:59:54,072 --> 00:59:59,016
Oh. My. God. I am so proud of you.
526
00:59:59,273 --> 01:00:05,534
It is after Christmas, of course, but think
what a jump we'll have on next year.
527
01:00:05,858 --> 01:00:10,824
As my old friend from Denmark used to say,
the readiness is all.
528
01:00:11,137 --> 01:00:13,704
That's brilliant, babe.
It sounds like Shakespeare.
529
01:00:13,923 --> 01:00:15,942
Of course, he is an overrated bore.
530
01:00:16,557 --> 01:00:19,056
But it's gonna be a whole new life
for us...
531
01:00:19,090 --> 01:00:22,249
Now that I'm finally getting the credit
that I deserve.
532
01:00:22,907 --> 01:00:27,483
The only negative thing that happened to us
today concerns our honeymoon photos.
533
01:00:29,369 --> 01:00:30,753
Here you go sir.
534
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,376
Please, hold a moment.
535
01:00:33,401 --> 01:00:37,278
I need to make sure these were developed
in a satisfactory manner.
536
01:00:37,303 --> 01:00:40,821
I made a number of specific requests when
I placed the order.
537
01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:44,600
It's not every day that you receive your
honeymoon photos.
538
01:00:44,938 --> 01:00:48,007
Oh, it doesn't say anything about that
here, but sure.
539
01:00:55,078 --> 01:00:56,383
Not great.
540
01:00:56,707 --> 01:00:57,789
This isn't right.
541
01:00:58,984 --> 01:01:01,796
These are not great.
542
01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:06,852
I should've known that you would
fuck this up!
543
01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:09,229
Where the hell is my wife?
544
01:01:09,263 --> 01:01:10,289
Who?
545
01:01:10,314 --> 01:01:13,432
My wife! She isn't in any of these.
546
01:01:13,581 --> 01:01:18,202
Like some amateur developer fucked up
my photos!
547
01:01:18,403 --> 01:01:21,830
I'm not sure what you mean, sir. I'm just
following the script here.
548
01:01:21,864 --> 01:01:23,661
They give me the package, I deliver it.
549
01:01:23,782 --> 01:01:25,288
They give me photos, and...
550
01:01:25,313 --> 01:01:27,536
I'm sorry that these aren't yours.
It says here...
551
01:01:27,561 --> 01:01:31,132
It couldn't have been me, because I'm a
good enough photographer for...
552
01:01:31,157 --> 01:01:34,795
For Annie Liebovitz to kiss my ass!
553
01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:37,412
I'm not sure what you mean sir.
I just follow the script.
554
01:01:37,437 --> 01:01:39,690
They give me the package. I deliver it.
555
01:01:39,715 --> 01:01:44,122
You have a problem, you have to contact
our complaints department.
556
01:01:44,158 --> 01:01:46,845
What if I've already used my
lifetime allotment?
557
01:01:47,001 --> 01:01:48,028
Shit!
558
01:01:48,053 --> 01:01:49,923
Pardon my language sir.
559
01:01:49,948 --> 01:01:51,857
I never had that happen before.
560
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:54,702
You caught me off my script twice
in one conversation!
561
01:01:54,727 --> 01:01:58,782
This clipboard says that we can't have
people complaining constantly...
562
01:01:59,034 --> 01:02:01,468
But it doesn't tell me what to do next.
563
01:02:01,493 --> 01:02:04,157
This is pretty freaking embarrassing,
I gotta say.
564
01:02:04,395 --> 01:02:07,130
Hold on, sir. This might be the situation.
565
01:02:07,197 --> 01:02:10,846
In the event that it's not clearly
itemized, inform the customer...
566
01:02:11,047 --> 01:02:14,083
The Federated Collection Agency takes these
matters very seriously.
567
01:02:14,306 --> 01:02:17,587
I promise, we'll do the right thing for
you sir. I don't understand what happened.
568
01:02:17,665 --> 01:02:22,018
Oh well, then why don't you come inside
and we can call customer service together?
569
01:02:22,453 --> 01:02:27,453
I have a few things I'd like to tell them
about this script business anyway.
570
01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:28,672
Right this way...
571
01:02:34,304 --> 01:02:40,118
Please, wait here. Make yourself at home.
I'm sure it will only take a moment.
572
01:02:43,014 --> 01:02:45,950
Wow, that's a big knife!
What do you cut with that thing?
573
01:02:51,795 --> 01:02:53,033
What the fuck are you doing?
574
01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:43,981
Even though I haven't officially started
yet, I rewrote their whole...
575
01:03:44,015 --> 01:03:48,044
Customer service script. Their approval
rating is probably gonna go through the roof.
576
01:03:48,401 --> 01:03:50,354
Isn't that nice dear?
577
01:03:50,379 --> 01:03:52,479
Our pipes are still certified...
578
01:03:52,504 --> 01:03:56,986
Our pictures, fucked up as they may be,
are finally developed...
579
01:03:57,158 --> 01:04:02,581
And our future is fully secure thanks to
the Federated Whatever You Call It Agency.
580
01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:59,681
What are doing just laying
there, dear?
581
01:09:00,722 --> 01:09:02,642
I'm not entirely sure, babe.
582
01:09:03,212 --> 01:09:07,073
But I believe it has something
to do with Brenda Dobbs.
583
01:09:07,498 --> 01:09:08,714
Doctor Brenda?
584
01:09:09,082 --> 01:09:14,317
Though this new one with the shiny shoes
seems to like me well enough.
585
01:09:16,571 --> 01:09:17,855
Fuck her.
586
01:09:18,692 --> 01:09:21,638
You know, you're right, babe.
587
01:09:22,152 --> 01:09:24,328
This is our house.
588
01:09:24,765 --> 01:09:27,689
The house is doing it for us.
589
01:09:28,571 --> 01:09:32,053
You can hide in there all you like Brenda.
590
01:09:32,276 --> 01:09:34,151
You have to come out sometime.
591
01:09:34,731 --> 01:09:37,767
And the dead make no sound.
592
01:09:38,024 --> 01:09:40,423
My name's not Brenda, asshole.
593
01:09:40,535 --> 01:09:44,743
And I believe she prefers
Doctor Brenda Dobbs in any event.
594
01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:48,630
Whatever, you're certainly not going
to get the job now.
595
01:09:48,864 --> 01:09:52,212
You're finished with the
Federated Collection Agency.
596
01:09:52,982 --> 01:09:56,732
What the hell do you know?
You're not even the real Brenda Dobbs.
597
01:09:57,112 --> 01:10:00,471
But maybe I've been thinking about
this all wrong.
598
01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:03,471
Like George Lucas after Return of the Jedi.
599
01:10:03,773 --> 01:10:06,797
The movie whose name I dare not speak.
600
01:10:07,411 --> 01:10:08,427
Who?
601
01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:10,949
No one, a failed film maker.
602
01:10:11,273 --> 01:10:15,268
Anyway, what exactly are you planning to
do with me, anyway?
603
01:10:15,346 --> 01:10:18,549
Now that you know that
I'm not Brenda Dobbs.
604
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,194
And what's with all these shitty
pop culture references anyway?
605
01:10:22,585 --> 01:10:24,907
I thought you were a real artist.
606
01:10:59,584 --> 01:11:02,899
At the same time, I understand that seeing
it unfold in front of you...
607
01:11:02,924 --> 01:11:07,083
Right there on the screen, especially when
its directed at a poor man's version...
608
01:11:07,108 --> 01:11:10,551
Of your favorite radio talk show host,
or at least her look alike.
609
01:11:10,576 --> 01:11:12,466
Can be traumatizing.
610
01:11:12,491 --> 01:11:17,369
That's why we're going to the phones for a
deep dive into some serious group therapy.
611
01:11:17,394 --> 01:11:19,365
Right after these important messages.
612
01:11:21,395 --> 01:11:26,149
And so I am incredibly pleased, amazingly,
spectacularly, wonderfully pleased...
613
01:11:26,753 --> 01:11:30,436
To present my masterpiece to you,
the entire world...
614
01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:35,184
The Death of Brenda Dobbs.
615
01:11:37,907 --> 01:11:41,021
It goes without saying that I expect
nothing less...
616
01:11:41,110 --> 01:11:44,938
Than beautiful, magical, exceptional
reviews from all of you...
617
01:11:45,262 --> 01:11:47,539
From each and every one of you...
618
01:11:47,885 --> 01:11:50,304
For Brenda's sake let there be no...
619
01:11:50,329 --> 01:11:54,325
Kings of England here to shit
on Jefferson's Declaration of Independence.
620
01:11:57,991 --> 01:12:00,959
I knew it! My genius is irresistible.
621
01:12:01,038 --> 01:12:04,375
This is on track to be the biggest global
event since We Are The World.
622
01:12:04,966 --> 01:12:06,473
And, unlike...
623
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:20,931
Who'd have thought this freak had the
potential to go viral?
624
01:12:21,076 --> 01:12:23,732
He's all over the web and
the phone lines are going crazy.
625
01:12:24,603 --> 01:12:27,862
And to think, those Federated Fucks
thought they could yank me off the air.
626
01:14:33,694 --> 01:14:36,060
That fucking bitch!
627
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:48,052
I just can't shake the feeling
some of this could be my fault.
628
01:14:49,023 --> 01:14:50,787
I read this guy wrong from the beginning.
629
01:14:51,836 --> 01:14:53,142
Now, here we are...
630
01:14:55,195 --> 01:14:57,047
Kind of makes you think
about retirement.
631
01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:59,492
A beach and a drink somewhere.
632
01:14:59,671 --> 01:15:03,778
Hold it together, Hamilton. Nobody could
have predicted this freak would go viral.
633
01:15:03,856 --> 01:15:05,843
And it's hard to believe
he was ever married.
634
01:15:06,070 --> 01:15:08,804
And apparently he's now at
Doctor Brenda's house.
635
01:15:09,384 --> 01:15:10,556
He's at the house?
636
01:15:10,634 --> 01:15:13,893
Yeah, she's on the air complaining about
where's the police when you need them...
637
01:15:13,918 --> 01:15:17,476
And whatever happened to law and order and
all that other bullshit...
638
01:15:17,621 --> 01:15:19,474
Something about a faulty alarm.
639
01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:21,896
Sarge, I'm at the house.
640
01:15:22,130 --> 01:15:23,146
What house?
641
01:15:23,335 --> 01:15:25,043
Brenda Dobb's house!
642
01:15:25,449 --> 01:15:29,437
Don't do anything stupid, Hamilton.
You have to wait for back up.
643
01:15:32,295 --> 01:15:33,623
I can't just sit here and wait...
644
01:15:33,679 --> 01:15:37,462
I've got to stop this sick bastard before
he kills anyone else.
645
01:15:37,518 --> 01:15:41,090
God damn it Hamilton! You wait for backup
and that's an order!
646
01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:42,753
Do you read me Hamilton?
647
01:15:43,768 --> 01:15:44,862
Do you read me?
648
01:15:47,146 --> 01:15:50,238
(Muffled) Hamilton, Hamilton,
do you hear me?
649
01:16:00,494 --> 01:16:01,566
Hello?
650
01:16:03,987 --> 01:16:05,081
Hello?
651
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,181
Hello?
652
01:17:30,044 --> 01:17:32,567
Shh, shh. I'm a cop, I'm a cop.
It's OK.
653
01:17:33,005 --> 01:17:34,456
Are you alright?
654
01:17:35,697 --> 01:17:37,215
He's still somewhere in the house...
655
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,777
I'm gonna nail this son of a bitch.
656
01:17:39,540 --> 01:17:40,567
Look out!
657
01:18:06,777 --> 01:18:08,261
Officer?
658
01:18:09,006 --> 01:18:10,825
Mr Officer?
659
01:18:11,261 --> 01:18:12,499
Are you OK?
660
01:18:54,256 --> 01:18:55,941
Screaming!
661
01:19:06,890 --> 01:19:11,477
It truly is a masterpiece...
662
01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:30,891
What the fuck? That can't be it!
663
01:19:31,505 --> 01:19:32,752
That bitch has to die.
664
01:19:32,777 --> 01:19:36,569
I can't have any competition in the form
of some strumpet lookalike running around.
665
01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:41,648
And to think, I almost married that
fucking guy. What the hell was I thinking?
666
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:50,250
What the fuck do you mean
we were on the air for that?
667
01:19:51,157 --> 01:19:53,289
The sound of police sirens approaching...
668
01:20:29,656 --> 01:20:32,736
Screaming and yelling...
669
01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:43,902
More screaming and yelling...
670
01:21:20,529 --> 01:21:23,218
Screaming...
671
01:21:24,089 --> 01:21:26,444
More screaming...
672
01:21:27,816 --> 01:21:30,595
Still more screaming...
673
01:22:34,842 --> 01:22:36,627
You look like someone...
674
01:22:38,380 --> 01:22:39,585
But I can't remember.
675
01:22:47,503 --> 01:22:49,244
Isn't that nice dear.
676
01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:12,051
(Inaudible)
677
01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:14,356
Thank you for contacting
The Federated Collection Agency...
678
01:24:14,381 --> 01:24:15,878
How may I direct your call?
679
01:24:16,324 --> 01:24:20,208
I'd like to report another recently
settled account.
680
01:24:20,565 --> 01:24:23,511
Excellent, another satisfied customer?
681
01:24:27,889 --> 01:24:29,697
I'd say extremely...
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