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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,882 'You know, 2 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:49,884 'last night... 3 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,679 'I had this incredible pain. 4 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:05,024 'The pain was so strong that I took... 5 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,861 'every pill in the goddamn house. 6 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,491 'But... the pills wouldn't do anything. 7 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,494 'The pain wouldn't go away. 8 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:21,082 'I... I tried to find an image, 9 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:22,958 'one worthwhile image... 10 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,961 'that would get me through it. 11 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,965 'And all I could find was shit. 12 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:37,973 'I couldn't find one worthwhile goddamn thing.' 13 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:41,448 '9-1-1 emergency.' 14 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:44,618 'Well, this is regarding disturbances on our street. 15 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:48,080 'I don't know, we've had noise...' 16 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,542 No... 17 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,990 'How much of that coke did you do? 18 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,658 'Huh? How much? Talk to me. 19 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,869 '727. Roll paramedics.' 20 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,239 '...this morning. 21 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,784 'Very combative. Rule out drug overdose. 22 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:11,330 'We found cocaine, alcohol, barbiturates, everything but a needle on scene.' 23 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,126 'He's not moving air. 24 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,339 'Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy. What's your name?' 25 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,070 'Good morning, Media Talent Agency. How can I help you?' 26 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:10,532 Yes, may I speak to someone in Ivan Beckman's office, please? 27 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,743 'Hi! You've reached the office of Ivan Beckman. 28 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:15,329 'If you'd like to skip this message, press pound. 29 00:08:15,454 --> 00:08:17,498 'If you'd like to leave a message for Ivan Beckman 30 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:20,375 'or his assistant Lucy Lawrence, leave a message after the tone.' 31 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:23,462 Yes, hello, this is Rosemary Kramer calling. 32 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,964 I'm calling about Ivan Beckman. 33 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:45,734 Hey! You'd better hurry it up. Come on. 34 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,778 Guys, wait! 35 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:51,949 Hi! 36 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,121 Ivan Beckman's office. 37 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,456 OK. 38 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,464 'Yeah, look, this is Lloyd Hall calling. 39 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,717 'I've called several times. Nobody's called me back. 40 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,804 'Tell Ivan to call me. Tell him to call me right now.' 41 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,850 Why did he... Why did he deny it in the first place? 42 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,812 Well, my guess is that his wife didn't know. 43 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,864 - What's up? - Hey. 44 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,742 Um, Naomi, Ivan is totally fucking up. 45 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,595 I think Lloyd's gonna dump him. Look at this. 46 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,037 Oh, my God, he called eight times. 47 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,498 Eight times, and I can't get hold of Ivan to call him back. 48 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,418 '...Rosemary Kramer calling.' 49 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,752 - Wait. - What? 50 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,338 - 'I have a message...' - Is it Lloyd again? 51 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,466 Luce, what's wrong? 52 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,890 - You got a buck slip? - Yes. 53 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,244 I wouldn't go in there today. I had to get Mary out. I got yelled at. 54 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,519 This is an emergency. 55 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,895 Alright. 56 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:12,863 What do you want? 57 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,675 - This better be fucking important. - We ought to have at least a consensus. 58 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,284 That's what I'm saying! 59 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,077 Our first choice... 60 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,038 My facts are not on the list. 61 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,957 Is that consensus from everybody? Everybody buy into that? 62 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,792 Judy? 63 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,839 What's wrong, boss? 64 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,261 This says Ivan died this morning. 65 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,055 What? 66 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,807 Judy... Judy, let me go call and check it out. 67 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,771 - So, what's it say? - Says he was in the hospital. 68 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,315 I saw him the other day. He wasn't in the hospital. 69 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,818 How did he die? 70 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,111 What, OD...? 71 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,404 - What? - What? 72 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,157 Well, he was doing a lot of drugs. 73 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,950 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. 74 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,079 - Wait a minute, let's not speculate! - He wrecked his Jag one week ago 75 00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,498 and drove it in with a huge gash in the side. 76 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,043 Listen! Listen, everybody! 77 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,670 Has anybody seen him lately? 78 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,799 - I saw him doing drugs at a party. - I saw him last week. 79 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,724 Joe, I don't want to hear any more about that. 80 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,011 Let's wait and see. Let's wait and see. 81 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,638 - Barry. - OK. 82 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,684 I spoke to Cedars. The body is there. 83 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,102 - The body? - Oh, my God! 84 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,854 Nobody had any idea, not his parents... 85 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,731 Not his dad, not his friends. 86 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,900 - What happened? - How did he die? 87 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,610 They said that he died of cancer. 88 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:34,735 Cancer? 89 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,548 Well, I mean, that's what they said. Who knows, it could've been anything. 90 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,217 What do you mean, "anything"? What do you mean? 91 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,493 Well, I mean, it could've been drugs, I don't know. 92 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,222 I think that if he were sick, some people here would've probably known. 93 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,248 Let's have a moment of silence. 94 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,526 Now, listen, here's the other thing. I looked at his phone sheet. 95 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,301 He hasn't returned a phone call for days. 96 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,863 It could be we'll have a major problem with a number of our clients. 97 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,056 - Who? - Don West for one. 98 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:06,101 Then we start damage control right now. 99 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,896 I saw Don West having lunch with some UTA agents yesterday. 100 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,440 OK, who's gonna talk...? 101 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,317 - I'll talk to Don. - You're dealing with the family. 102 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,570 I know Don. I'll talk to Don, it's easier. 103 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,796 Hey, Brad. 104 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,983 - Hey. Hey, Barry. How are you? - Good to see you, man. 105 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,633 Good to see you. Come in, come in. 106 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,052 Let me get rid of Brutus here. 107 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,804 Get down there. 108 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,598 Shut that door. 109 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,477 So, uh... 110 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,145 - How are you doing? - Pretty good. 111 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,897 Heavy about Ivan. 112 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,315 Yeah, I know, it's too bad. 113 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,151 - Quite the clam-opener here. - Oh, well, you know... 114 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,445 Don, you know, lives the life here. 115 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,239 So, uh... I hear it was drugs. 116 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,618 No, actually, he... It was cancer, he died of lung cancer. 117 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,828 That's not what Don thinks. 118 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,163 Yeah, it's unfortunate, 119 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,433 - but he died of lung cancer. - I mean, you know, all that blow... 120 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,710 I mean, I always wondered where he got all that energy from. 121 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,063 Well, Brad, you know, Ivan was a good friend of all of ours. 122 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,131 He was a very, very close friend to a lot of people, 123 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:21,068 and he died a tragic death, I don't think there's anything funny about it. 124 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,219 Oh, alright. 125 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,655 - So, can I get you something? - No, it's OK. I'll just wait. 126 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,722 - OK. - Yeah, thanks. 127 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,950 - Don will be right down in five minutes. - Great, thanks. 128 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,100 OK. 129 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,050 Stick 'em up, or I'll blow your head off. 130 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,972 ...not the Dodgers... 131 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,390 Marco, wipe your feet. 132 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,850 And shut the door! 133 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,852 I left my car keys in the car. 134 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:15,272 Yolanda, I thought we handled this direct marketing stuff. 135 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,607 I thought you told them... Yolanda! 136 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,443 Who is that? 137 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,571 I'm going to get the gun! 138 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,035 I'm going to get the big gun! 139 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,371 Hey, Don. How are you doing, man? 140 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,789 How are you? Good to see you. 141 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,083 - I've had better days. - I know, it's, uh... 142 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,208 - It's a tragedy. - Sad. 143 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,373 Really, it's just terrible. 144 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,297 - He's dead. - Don! I know, it's terrible. 145 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,007 What'd he do? Freebase his face off? 146 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:45,510 Imagine, Ivan running down the street, his head on fire, 147 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,905 - script in his hand, one he hadn't even read. - "Help me, help me." 148 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,848 Nobody'd even piss on an agent to save him. 149 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,057 Thanks. 150 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,852 - No offence, Fernando. - I'm sure, none taken. 151 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,606 He died of a massive lung tumor. He had cancer. 152 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,399 So that's the cover story, cancer? 153 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,151 He had cancer. 154 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:06,156 Alright, I've known you a long time. You know, that's what they say. 155 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:10,327 He was a drug addict and a pussy freak, and you're telling me he died of cancer? 156 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,014 You know what? He was a friend, he was a good guy, that's the line. 157 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,664 What can I tell you? I have no idea. 158 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,416 Who's that over there? 159 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,793 Who's that running down the stairs? 160 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,545 - Johnny! - Don... 161 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,548 Bradsky, I'm overrun by children here. Handle this. 162 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,485 I wanna tell you something else. I don't want Danny McTeague on the movie. 163 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,113 I know he wrote it, he's a good kid, but I don't want him directing the movie. 164 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,782 You know, I think Danny did a really, really good job with the script. 165 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,166 That's his problem. He's a writer. 166 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,102 We need some objectivity. I want Constanza Vero to do it. 167 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,897 I want Constanza Vero to do it. 168 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,791 Constanza's a really, really good director, I like her. 169 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,317 She knows her way around a camera. 170 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,602 I wanna tell you something about my problem with Danny. 171 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,697 Hang on a second, hang on a second. I wanna tell you my problem with Danny. 172 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,285 I kinda had it with these young punks coming out of UCLA film school. 173 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,638 - Understand me? - Let me ask you this... 174 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:56,432 - I'm not doing a sitcom here, baby! - That's why I'm here. Let me ask you... 175 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,501 I'm gonna lock, load, stand up and shoot and move on. 176 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,420 All I need to hear from a director is "yes", "no", and "move it". 177 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,922 I completely understand. 178 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,883 Constanza Vero knows her way around a camera. Listen to me! 179 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,027 Will you commit to making it? 180 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,637 What am I, farting the "Star-Spangled Banner" here, Fernando? 181 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,763 It's Barry. 182 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,265 I said I want to make the movie with Constanza Vero. 183 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,600 Let me tell you why. 184 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,936 She knows her way around a camera, and she's gay, 185 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,289 - and I got a problem on that front right now. - I've read about all that. 186 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,482 That's right! You ought to see what I've been reading. 187 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,276 You ought to check out the mail I've been getting about my family. 188 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,028 It just doesn't end... 189 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,155 - See this? Let me show you something. - OK. 190 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,466 I'm gonna show you something, Fernando. 191 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,075 Bradsky, share the facts with Fernando, 192 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,245 just a couple of the samples of the shit we've been getting at the office, 193 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,570 the stuff coming to the house. 194 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,416 I tell you something, Fernando, anybody comes into this house... 195 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,251 Brad, we're gonna show him the goods. 196 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,671 Yolanda! Keep the kids out of the bedroom, Yolanda! 197 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:45,880 Yolanda! 198 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,717 Bradsky, pull out the goods. Show him the goods. 199 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,653 Well, I tell you this, you know, I got no problem at all. 200 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,429 All I say is, in my opinion, you know, 201 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,532 an asshole's for shitting, an asshole's an exit wound. 202 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,659 - I've always felt the same. - You follow me, Fernando? 203 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,060 I tell you something, anybody comes through this house, man, 204 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,062 any kind of riot happens around me, 205 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,582 they're gonna get to party, they're gonna get a very warm welcome. 206 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,750 I don't think anyone's coming round here. 207 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,334 It ain't gonna be Rome with Nero fiddling, you hear me, Fernando? 208 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,321 Barry! It's Barry. 209 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,411 Let me just say something. I want Constanza Vero directing this movie. 210 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,512 So, Brad, thank you so much for your help. 211 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,560 I really, really appreciate it. It was good seeing you again. 212 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,418 And, you know what? 213 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,229 If you could do anything to put in a good word for us, 214 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,690 we're going to kick ass for the guy, and we really want to be working with him. 215 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,383 - Well, I'm with you guys on this one. - I know you are. 216 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,268 So, anything to help, I really appreciate it. 217 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,155 - Good seeing you. - You know, these movie stars... 218 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,765 I know, but no one's gonna do a better job. 219 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,433 - OK. - OK, thanks a lot. 220 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,851 - See you. - Good seeing you. 221 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,507 - Hello. Who's this? - 'It's Danny.' 222 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,111 The guy that's been trying to call you all day, yes. 223 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,423 Yeah, I know you're on your cell phone. 224 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,865 Listen... 225 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,634 Yeah, I know. I heard about Ivan. It's terrible. 226 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,411 I feel really terrible about that. Really... yeah. 227 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:03,458 Uh... look, Lloyd is firing me from "Weeds" from what I understand. 228 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,584 Is that what's happening? 229 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,629 I'm being fired? I've never been fired in my life. 230 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,673 It's my script. How can I be fired from my own script? 231 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,568 You're my agent. I'd hoped you would take care... 232 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,177 You hear what I said? 233 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,863 - Did you hear me? - 'Yes, I can hear you.' 234 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:16,887 Hello? 235 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,931 'Hello?' 236 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,696 - Danny are you there? - 'Yeah, I'm here.' 237 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,976 Barry? Barry! 238 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,311 Goddammit! 239 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,230 Get him on the phone, please. Please! 240 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,732 Barry! My agent! Thank you. Yes. 241 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,276 Man is like a breath. 242 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,113 His days are as a fleeting shadow. 243 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:36,282 In the morning, he flourishes and grows up like grass. 244 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,244 In the evening, he is cut down and withers. 245 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,831 So teach us to number our days, 246 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,375 that we may get us a heart of wisdom. 247 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,754 Mark the men of integrity and behold the upright, 248 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,173 for there is a future for the men of peace. 249 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:59,139 And who is better to give the sad words of parting 250 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,016 than the beloved sister of our departed? 251 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,104 Marcia Beckman. 252 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,189 Marcia, please come forward. 253 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,281 Thank you for coming. 254 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,075 It really means a lot to me and my family. 255 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,202 And it would've meant the world to Ivan 256 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,955 to see how loved he really was. 257 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,642 It doesn't look good. He's more than fashionably late. 258 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,376 I know, but you know... 259 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,545 He said he'd be here. 260 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,088 You see Charlotte? 261 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,275 Yeah, she looks pretty good for someone who's grieving. 262 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,217 She's got some nice titties on her. 263 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,594 You're so vulgar. 264 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,096 He was destined for greatness. 265 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,433 He was a good friend, a great family member. 266 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,393 He was always there for me. 267 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,971 I remember when I was little. 268 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,355 Fuck! 269 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,107 Danny doesn't look very happy. 270 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,109 Danny's not gonna be very happy. 271 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,753 - Just pretend. - What happened? 272 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,487 Maybe he won't see us. 273 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,742 He was amazing, he was so nice. 274 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,160 Barry! Enjoying the funeral? 275 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,039 Shut the fuck up! This is not the time. 276 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,058 - I know what you did, Barry. - It's not a good time. 277 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,082 You sold me out. 278 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,711 - Danny, I'm fucking helping your script. - Helping my script? 279 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,316 Thanks for the help, I appreciate it! 280 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,007 Shut the fuck up at the funeral. 281 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,681 I think Don's come in. 282 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,934 ...so many ways I wanted to say goodbye, 283 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,727 and now I don't get to. 284 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:32,440 And I know it's never easy when we lose people in our lives, 285 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,901 but I'm going to have to make do. 286 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,861 I suppose we all are. 287 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,947 We didn't really get to say goodbye to Ivan. 288 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,576 - I think he genuinely, truly will be missed. - Thank you for coming. 289 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,662 Don West! 290 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,497 Oh, God, what's he doing? 291 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,875 - Don West, the big actor, big shot. - Shh! 292 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,170 - Big time actor! - Shut the fuck up! 293 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,297 - Leave! - Barry, keep your mouth shut, pal. 294 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,901 - That is between me and him. - Danny, this is a funeral. 295 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,677 Fuck the funeral, pal! 296 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,846 - I swear to God... - Get up! 297 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,824 - Danny come on, let's go. - Get the fuck out of here. 298 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,434 You can't do my movie... take my movie...! 299 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:26,576 Amen! 300 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,661 Ivan Beckman's office. 301 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,998 He... He just... 302 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,459 OK. Wait a minute, let me see if I can put you through. 303 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,254 Ivan? 304 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,006 Hi, it's Lucy. 305 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,716 Danny McTeague. 306 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,052 Danny boy, how are you? 307 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,554 Good! Good, good, good! 308 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,974 Danny boy, the pipes are calling from studio to studio. 309 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,770 I can see your name in lights right now. 310 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,356 "Weeds" is a fantastic project. 311 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,483 Yeah, I like it, too. Well, I mean, I wrote it. 312 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,902 Your blood pressure's normal. 313 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,322 'Danny boy, I think your script is deeply profound, 314 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,240 'and I think you should be making it 315 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:49,452 'instead of making a lousy goddamn motherfucking sequel.' 316 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:50,411 Uh-huh? 317 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,580 - Hold on a second. - You lost a couple of pounds. 318 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,833 - Yeah. I've been working out. - Good. 319 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,586 - Look good? - You're still too skinny for me. Come on. 320 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,922 But listen, um... 321 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,983 Can you do me a favor? Can we keep this between ourselves? 322 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,110 I don't want Bonnie knowing that we're talking like this, 323 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,719 so, you know, if we say it's just... 324 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:09,305 Don't worry about Bonnie. 325 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,141 No, let's not mention anything to her, that's all, OK? 326 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,643 We'll keep this between you and I, 327 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,871 - and we'll take care of her. - I said, "Get off the phone." Say goodbye. 328 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,022 Alright, Danny boy, I gotta go. 329 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,440 OK, big, big kiss. 330 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,151 I'm really excited for you, Danny, I really am. 331 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,987 - Hang up the phone, Ivan. - OK, bye-bye. 332 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,113 - Give it here. - Lucy? 333 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:30,076 - Put my calls on hold for a while, OK? - Hang up the phone. Hang up! 334 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,536 - Give it here. - Jesus. 335 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,746 Give it here. 336 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,623 I'm not playing with you, Ivan. 337 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,000 - Why are you so...? - Four, three... 338 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,919 I'm gonna knock you over. 339 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,337 Here. 340 00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,549 - Yeah! - Yeah, your temperature is normal. Fine. 341 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,110 Come on, let's get your chest X-ray. 342 00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,218 X-ray? What X-ray? 343 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,946 You have to have a chest X-ray for the insurance. 344 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,096 I gotta go, Jackie. 345 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:52,223 Come on, you have a chest X-ray. It's on the form. 346 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,182 Why? 347 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,910 Because the insurance company asks for it. 348 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,254 Have you ever smoked a cigarette? 349 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,956 - I've smoked, but I don't smoke. - Then you're gonna have a chest X-ray. 350 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,481 Let's go. 351 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:10,366 ♪ Lovely, sweet and warm... ♪ 352 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,368 And we're in. 353 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,257 Let's see the dick. 354 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,925 Well, well, well. 355 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,760 Good God! 356 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:32,722 Uh-huh-huh! 357 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,521 Good evening, ladies... 358 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,525 Hi! 359 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,070 I'm very excited. Nervous, but excited. 360 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,158 I don't understand this Lolita Complex in LA. 361 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,678 I don't want to kiss a moustache or go down on something bald. 362 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,245 I want a bush. 363 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,080 My wife Bea, 364 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,583 a beautiful Italian woman, has a bush. 365 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,126 I like to go down on a bush. 366 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,337 You like the... You like the tropical flavor. 367 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,088 Where is she anyway? 368 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:09,300 Yolanda? Yolanda hasn't been to a premiere with me in ten years. 369 00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:12,678 Wisely, she stays at home and stays out of this bullshit. 370 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,013 She doesn't care. 371 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,892 She stays with the kids and leaves me out with the boys... and a girl. 372 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,854 - And she trusts you? Amazing. - She does, because Bradsky's with me. 373 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,815 Have you ever been unfaithful to your wife, Don? 374 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,528 To Yolanda? No, never. 375 00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,488 That's not what I've heard. 376 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:31,893 Not compared to the opportunity. 377 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,158 I heard that you heard in a beauty parlor I was kinky. 378 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,869 - That's exactly what I heard. - Well, let me ask you something. 379 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,747 Does snorting cocaine two millimeters from your pussy 380 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,415 make me kinky? 381 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:42,792 I don't consider that kinky. 382 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,213 Gorgeous. 383 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,632 Absolutely lovely. 384 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,053 I don't want to get this on your dress. 385 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,138 OK, we'll just try to avoid it. 386 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,186 Uh, that's coffee. 387 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,563 Alright. 388 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,399 Brad, put your eyes back in your face. 389 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,375 Yes, indeed. 390 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,295 Good to see you again. 391 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,855 - How have you been? - I'm doing great. 392 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:29,714 Have you seen it? 393 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,275 - Yeah, it's a great movie. - Thank you very much. 394 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,360 You seem unstoppable in this movie. It's a really good movie. 395 00:26:33,384 --> 00:26:35,224 I appreciate it. It think it's for these times. 396 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,599 I don't care if you're blowing him, 397 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:42,852 but what the fuck are you doing in the back of his limo? 398 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,146 I'm just paid to say the words, my brother. 399 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,064 Have a good night, sir. Thank you. 400 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:56,657 - Oh, my God! - So, that's my agent. 401 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,243 Oh, my God, look at that! I can't believe he's doing it. 402 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,954 Man, he acts like he hasn't been greased up in a week. 403 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,458 For God's sakes, not in public. Can you imagine those two humping? 404 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:08,836 That motherfucker is trying to steal my fucking client here 405 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:11,339 - at the evening of my premiere. - Let's go get you a drink. 406 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,507 Oh, don't forget I take it up the ass all the time. 407 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,926 Yes, I know, but you don't like it. 408 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,803 Well, no, I don't know about that. 409 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,805 - What? - Oh! 410 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,645 It's going to be great. 411 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:41,369 I could feel you standing there, looking at the back of my head, 412 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,162 seeing inside. 413 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:47,792 You seem so quiet. 414 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,088 What's the matter? 415 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,132 You're a murderer, Madeleine. 416 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,594 I'm sorry. 417 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,806 It's all my fault. 418 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:21,200 - You were wonderful in the film. - You really mean that? 419 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,828 - Of course I do. - Thanks. 420 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:25,889 - Can I meet with you next week? - Of course you can. 421 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,331 OK. 422 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:28,874 I'll call you. 423 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:29,999 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 424 00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:31,293 Take care. 425 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:33,170 Goodbye, gentlemen. Bye-bye. 426 00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:43,723 - Hey, Ivan. - How are you? 427 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:46,350 What the fuck you been up to over there? 428 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,602 - Reeling in fish. - Hey, Margaret. 429 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,062 You haven't met Margaret. 430 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,856 Hello, Margaret. 431 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,149 You haven't met Ivan. 432 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,483 Hello. 433 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,610 - Hi. - Margaret and Joe. 434 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,903 Ivan, how are you? 435 00:28:58,028 --> 00:28:59,488 - Not bad. - And Geoff! 436 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,658 - Ivan, you making us money? - Believe me, I'm trying. 437 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,952 - Bye-bye. Good night. - Good night, Ivan. 438 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:11,834 Ivan! 439 00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:14,044 - Well, Lloyd! - What, are you avoiding me? 440 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,464 Of course not! My God, it's so good to see you. 441 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:17,816 What did you think of the picture? 442 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,526 I thought it was wonderful. I thought it was great. 443 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:20,944 - You thought it was wonderful? - Yeah. 444 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,470 - Really? - Yeah. 445 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:24,781 - I thought it sucked. - You should be proud of it anyway. 446 00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:25,848 - I'm not. - But... 447 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,743 I'm the producer of the movie, I'm not proud of it. 448 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:31,395 You know, there's this wonderful director called Danny McTeague. 449 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,274 - Who's that? - Um, he directed "Angelic Convulsions". 450 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,610 - Never heard of him. - He got nominated. 451 00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,379 - Do you remember he got nominated? - Yeah, I do. 452 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,280 - Both for writer and director. - Mm-hmm. 453 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,740 And he's just... 454 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:46,535 He's written a screenplay of late called "Weeds". 455 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,996 - "Weeds"? - Yeah, it's a little dark, a little edgy. 456 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,416 - That might be good for Don, a little edgy. - Perhaps. Perhaps. 457 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,919 Why don't you, uh... Why don't you give us the script? 458 00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:56,086 For us to look at it. 459 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,714 Yeah... I can't. I can't send you the script. 460 00:29:58,839 --> 00:29:59,839 Why? 461 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:03,385 Well, his agent is Bonnie, and I don't want to step on her toes. 462 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,889 Oh, you can step on her toes. Why don't you send me the script? 463 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,433 - Lloyd, ask her to get it to you. - OK. 464 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,519 - It'd be better. - Thanks. Good to see you. 465 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,187 Bye, Lloyd. Take care. 466 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:15,522 Bonnie! 467 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:17,900 Ah! 468 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:23,197 - Now, are you gonna thank me? - Whatever for? 469 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,241 I believe Don wants to do "Weeds". 470 00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:26,700 - Ivan... - Speak to Lloyd. 471 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:30,412 - He's a pig. - No, no, no, he's perfect. 472 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:33,374 Darling... Darling, trust me on this. 473 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,835 - What are you talking about? - OK. OK. 474 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,128 - Do me a favor. - I'll be right back. 475 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,383 Jesus Christ! I don't understand! 476 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:44,402 - Don't worry about it. - I've been with her for a long time. 477 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,029 - Don't worry about it. - She's a dead weight. 478 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,471 Don't worry about it. 479 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,850 The important thing is that Don wants to do "Weeds". 480 00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:53,203 - Doesn't he think it's too dark? - Are you ready to meet him? 481 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:54,228 - What, now? - Now. 482 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,563 Do I have to pitch? 483 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,274 I'm not gonna be... I'm a social... 484 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,109 You can do it, Danny boy, you can do it. 485 00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:02,111 - Let's go. Let's go. - Alright, alright. 486 00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:04,113 You'll be brilliant. 487 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:05,865 Ready? 488 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,449 Come on. 489 00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:10,619 Are you sure he read it? I mean, did he tell you that he liked it? 490 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,461 Che bello, bello, bello! 491 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,006 Che bello sei tu! 492 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:23,924 - Can I introduce you... - What? 493 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,217 ...to Danny McTeague? 494 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:28,888 Danny McTeague? Not the Danny McTeague? 495 00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:31,015 I gotta say I'm a really big fan of yours. 496 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,808 Unzip and show us. 497 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,060 Not that big! 498 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,812 What's the first rule? 499 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,105 First rule of what? 500 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,732 What's the first rule? 501 00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:42,318 No bloody poofters! 502 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:44,945 I know this! Ask me the second rule. 503 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,447 What's the second rule? 504 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,950 - Um... no poofters! - No bloody poofters! 505 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,470 - What's the third rule? - The third rule is, "There's no third rule." 506 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,495 Sit down. 507 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:56,540 Ah! Well done! Have a seat. 508 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,169 Now, he's written a beautiful screenplay called "Weeds", 509 00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,379 and I suggest you guys have a little chat about it. 510 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:03,714 Ciao, Ivan. 511 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,591 - Don't get into any trouble. - Bye, Ivan. 512 00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,301 Ivan! 513 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,387 Charlotte? 514 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,972 - Problems? - No. 515 00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:13,891 Danny. 516 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,684 It's this script. It's terrible. 517 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,854 I mean, listen to this. Listen to this, though. 518 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,320 I mean, I can write ten times better than this. 519 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,192 I don't know why you're pushing this. 520 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:25,819 "Her innocence making her fearless, 521 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,322 "she simply bends and retrieves the ball. 522 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,866 "The man: 523 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,451 "'Get out, I said!' 524 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,370 "She doesn't budge. 525 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,498 "Her eyes scanning up his tattered clothes 526 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,124 "and muscular form, 527 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:41,460 "to settle on the single slit in the sack 528 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,754 "which frames his one eye, 529 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,632 "scared, angered, and tear-filled." 530 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,968 It's pretty bad. 531 00:32:49,093 --> 00:32:50,761 Pretty bad. 532 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,889 Oh, that's terrible. 533 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,641 This is some terrible writing. 534 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,268 What the fuck is this crap? 535 00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,690 Ivan, why are you pushing this? I don't understand. 536 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,316 Tell me what you don't like. 537 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,902 Have you even read this? 538 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,529 You go first. 539 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,155 You've not read it, have you? 540 00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,200 You don't have a clue. 541 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:15,869 What is the script about, Ivan? 542 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:18,515 - Well, it's about this little weed... - You're so full of shit! 543 00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:21,000 ...that scrambles up this vine, a deadly weed. 544 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,722 A little bit like "Jack And The Beanstalk". 545 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,131 I mean, I can write something ten times better than that, you know? 546 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,093 It just pisses me off. 547 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,057 I mean, seriously. 548 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,527 Please don't worry, darling. 549 00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:54,575 It just makes me mad that you're pushing that piece of shit. 550 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,120 Look, if it's not on the page, it'll be on the screen. 551 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:02,207 Danny McTeague knows how to make a lot of money. 552 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,627 Please believe me. 553 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,357 You know, just because I'm young and pretty, 554 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,508 it doesn't mean I'm a stupid bimbo. 555 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,302 Whoever said that? 556 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:18,515 You know what? I have to go and print out a script for Don. 557 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,320 I mean, I pitched him at the table tonight. 558 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:22,728 He's seriously interested in "Me, Myself And I". 559 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,689 - Oh, I'm sure he is. - He is! I tell you. 560 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,483 I'm sure he is. 561 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,821 Oh, please stay, darling. 562 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,782 No, I have a lot of work to do. 563 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,460 Oh, sweetheart... 564 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,045 Come on, baby. 565 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,255 Please stay. 566 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,174 I'm just not in a sexy mood tonight. 567 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:56,178 What is it? Is it Don? Are you thinking about Don? 568 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,347 Jesus Christ, Ivan! 569 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,432 You're so fucking paranoid. 570 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,619 If I was thinking about Don, I'd stay here and fuck you 571 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:04,763 and think about Don while I'm fucking you, how's that? 572 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:08,565 I'm not even mad, I just have a lot of work to do. 573 00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,473 I mean, it's just overwhelming. 574 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,736 I have so much to do. You understand. 575 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,740 You don't believe me, I know. 576 00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:31,171 Bye, sweet thing. 577 00:35:50,274 --> 00:35:51,775 Hey, Mr. Dog. 578 00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:54,528 How you doing? 579 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,475 - Good morning! - Good morning, Ivan. 580 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:27,728 Hi, Lucy. 581 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,439 - Let's go. Bring the trades, you got 'em? - Yeah. 582 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:33,275 You're really burning up the wires. 583 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,776 So, who's been fired today? 584 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:38,113 - Ivan, everyone's pissed at you. - Where are the trades? 585 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,329 - Have "Verité" called you? - No. 586 00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,706 - Lloyd Hall is on three. - Yeah. 587 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,292 'Yeah, I'm calling you about that script you sent us.' 588 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,586 Fucking unbelievably bad coverage. 589 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:53,962 I've had great coverage here. 590 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:57,216 And, I mean, I've got good coverage at a couple of studios as well, goddammit. 591 00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:58,381 Send me the good coverage. 592 00:36:58,467 --> 00:36:59,760 Danny McTeague's on two. 593 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,430 - Yeah. - Ivan! Let me tell you something. 594 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,098 OK? Let me explain something to you. 595 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,061 D'you hear that? That's what I think of Don West. 596 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,605 Yeah, he's a jerk. He's a fucking jerk. I don't want him. 597 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,358 Don West will get your picture green-lit. 598 00:37:14,483 --> 00:37:17,569 I don't care. I can get Larry Barton to do it for free. 599 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:21,156 That's just about what he's worth. One big fucking fat zero! 600 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:23,367 Just break the deal with Don West. 601 00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:26,245 I'm sure it's not that hard. The guy's impossible to close anyway. 602 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,455 Tell him that that lesbian... 603 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,082 - What's her name? - Constanza. 604 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:32,709 Constanza whatever... the Italian thing. 605 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,062 Tell him that she's gonna do the movie, 606 00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,646 and he's such a homophobe, he'll freak out. He won't wanna do it. 607 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:37,923 Constanza Vero? 608 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:39,675 'Constanza Vero!' 609 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,385 Huh! 610 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:43,470 - You know what, Danny? - 'What's that?' 611 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,915 - You're brilliant. - 'Thank you.' 612 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,223 Ivan, they all hate it. 613 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:48,600 Mm. 614 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:50,662 You've written covers before, haven't you? 615 00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:52,813 Yeah, but I haven't read "Weeds". 616 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:56,316 I know you haven't, but all you have to do is say that you think it's good, 617 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,735 that Danny McTeague's directing it... OK? 618 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,463 ...and that you recommend it for any A-list client. 619 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,572 - Whatever you say. - OK. 620 00:38:02,698 --> 00:38:04,533 I will have a little chat with Barry. 621 00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,161 Jan is on five if you want him. 622 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:09,579 Hey, Phil baby. 623 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,457 - What's Barry up to? - He's on a call. 624 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:13,792 OK, um... 625 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:16,003 I'm just gonna poke my head in, OK? 626 00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:18,213 Here's the deal. I spoke to the studio... 627 00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:20,548 ...this afternoon. 628 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,509 OK, I agree. It's exactly what I said to them. 629 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,196 It's exactly what I said. That should be the interest on what they're paying you. 630 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,220 OK, bye. 631 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,806 Hey. 632 00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:30,058 How are you doing? 633 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,561 Oh! I'm having one of those days. 634 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,146 You've got some good clients, Barry. 635 00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:36,064 My biggest client's Constanza. 636 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,191 She's... you know, she's an Oscar winner. 637 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:41,862 But she's either too old, or she's too dyky, and now she tells me she wants to direct. 638 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:42,863 Is she available? 639 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,782 There's a couple of independent projects I have with her, but, um... 640 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:48,285 Danny McTeague is interested in her for "Weeds". 641 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:50,162 Oh, "Weeds". Yeah, what part? 642 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:52,205 Beth, opposite Don West. 643 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,560 Are you serious? You know about those two, don't you? 644 00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:56,418 How strange is that! 645 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,503 Love is stranger than shit. 646 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,007 Hello? 647 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,135 Constanza! 648 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,304 - Hi, darling, how are you? - 'Fine.' 649 00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:10,807 Small little favor, would you check the draft of "Weeds" 650 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:13,477 and make sure that you're reading the right version? 651 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,146 Amanda, can you see my copy of "Weeds"? 652 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,024 Not there, inside, on the counter. One second. 653 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:23,403 All I wanna know is, is it set in Alabama? 654 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:26,656 Alabama? No, no, no... The version I read is in, uh... 655 00:39:27,657 --> 00:39:29,368 LA, I think. 656 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:32,788 In LA, I see. Well, you got the wrong draft, honey. 657 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,831 'You understand it's opposite Don West?' 658 00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:36,708 Uh-huh. 659 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,502 'You know, you'd be spending some time... 660 00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,922 '...in Alabama with Don West.' 661 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,091 Um, well... 662 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,009 Honey, you know what? 663 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:49,262 I'll read it. I'll read it again, keeping that in mind, 664 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:51,306 and I'll call you right away. 665 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:52,891 OK? 666 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,187 The deed is done. 667 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,605 "The deed is done", my ass! 668 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,792 I mean, all she said was she was gonna call you back. 669 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:01,942 Lucy! 670 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,360 Put my calls into Tarzana. 671 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,115 Forgive the intrusion. Forgive the intrusion. 672 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,324 What the hell's...? 673 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:11,451 Hello? 674 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,080 - It's for you. - Put it on speakerphone. 675 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,205 This had better be good. 676 00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:18,917 'Ivan, my dear, dear friend, how are you?' 677 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:21,128 I'm very well, Don. How are you? 678 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:24,881 'Congratulations to you. You've done it all. You owe yourself a blowjob.' 679 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,341 Ah-ha! 680 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:27,592 So you're doing "Weeds"? 681 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,261 'Uh, yes, I think I'm gonna like 682 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:32,931 'being "Weeding" with Constanza Vero for four months.' 683 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,518 Now, tell me something, what about Ted? 684 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,539 'What in the hell are you talking about? Why in hell should I contact Ted? 685 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,940 - 'Ted's out. You're in.' - Guys! 686 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:43,775 We now represent Don West. 687 00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:47,112 Congratulations! 688 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,001 What did Don say? 689 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,126 We signed Don. 690 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,796 Oh, my God! Good job! Good job! 691 00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,047 Here are your phone sheets. 692 00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:08,258 - Thank you, honey. - I can't believe it. 693 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:10,343 Now, who is Jackie? 694 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:11,470 Oh. 695 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:14,055 She says it's urgent, it's about your insurance. 696 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,974 Huh! OK. 697 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,937 - Thank you, sweetheart. - Yeah. Congratulations. 698 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:20,270 Thanks. 699 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,902 - Jackie? - 'Speaking.' 700 00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:28,278 Oh, hi, it's Ivan Beckman. 701 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,280 'Oh, hi, Ivan. Finally! 702 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,491 'Your doctor wants to see you.' 703 00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:34,367 Um, so what's up? 704 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:37,787 'He wants you to come on in, so he can talk about your test results.' 705 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,414 Anything specific? 706 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:42,584 'No, he just left me a note. He wanted me to call you and have you come in.' 707 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,795 I see. Well, you know, I don't have much time, Jackie. 708 00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:47,064 I don't know when I can come in. 709 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,591 'Well, you need to try and come in today.' 710 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:51,009 Uh-huh. 711 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:54,554 Um... You've got nothing to say, nothing in particular? 712 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,348 'No, he just left me this note. 713 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,393 'He said to give you a call, he wants to see you. 714 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,477 'He said he'd stay late. He knows you're busy. 715 00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:02,687 'So, what time's good for you?' 716 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,106 Uh... Oh, I don't know. 717 00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:08,985 'Ivan, you know, could you bring somebody along with you? 718 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,655 'Maybe you have a friend or something?' 719 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:13,573 I'll see what I can do, Jackie. 720 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:16,660 'Well, if you can, just bring somebody with you.' 721 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,454 - OK. - 'Alright.' 722 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,456 - Thank you. - 'See you later.' 723 00:42:27,796 --> 00:42:28,796 Hey! 724 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,091 Beckman! 725 00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:33,677 You are huge! 726 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:36,555 Thank you. 727 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,306 Look how impressed everybody is. 728 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:41,268 - I'm gone for the rest of the day. - Celebrating? 729 00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:42,873 Ivan, I don't know how you do it, man. 730 00:42:42,978 --> 00:42:45,230 - Have a great time. - Uh, thanks. 731 00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:46,856 Way to go, baby. 732 00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:48,275 What are you doing? 733 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,570 I cannot goof off right now. Too much to do. 734 00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:53,113 Look at all this stuff. 735 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,532 Go! Have fun! 736 00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:57,158 You've been very good to me, Lucy. 737 00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,284 - Thanks. - Thank you. 738 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,036 Thank you. Go have fun. Get out of here. 739 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,329 Did Charlotte call? 740 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:02,998 Yes. Sorry. 741 00:43:03,123 --> 00:43:06,167 She called, and she said that she's sorry she was such a bitch last night. 742 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:07,293 It was PMS. 743 00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:09,421 Why didn't you tell me before? 744 00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:12,215 I'm sorry, I forgot. I was so distracted, it's so great. 745 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,216 OK, Lucy. 746 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:14,467 - Thank you. - Hey, have fun. 747 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,177 Bye, Ivan, I'll be here if you need me. 748 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:25,061 Jesus! 749 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:31,975 'Hi, you've reached Charlotte. 750 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,154 'Please leave a message, and I'll call you back.' 751 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,781 Hi Charlotte, it's Ivan. Please call me. 752 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:39,242 It's important. I need to speak to you, OK? 753 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:40,535 Thanks, I'm in my car. 754 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,662 Ivan? 755 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:43,830 - Yeah. - Come on in. 756 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,123 Thank you. 757 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:47,917 OK. 758 00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:49,961 Well... 759 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,798 There is nothing to worry about. 760 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,719 However, right here on the left lung... 761 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:01,264 - This is a suspicious area. - Yes. 762 00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:06,645 Is it cancer? 763 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:09,898 Well, let me ask you, 764 00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:13,610 do you get sudden shortness of breath? 765 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,364 I do sometimes. Well... 766 00:44:17,489 --> 00:44:18,490 Yes. 767 00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:24,746 Do you get persistent pains in the chest or upper back? 768 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:27,290 If I sleep strange... 769 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:29,376 ...my chest hurts sometimes, yes. 770 00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,378 Do you cough a lot? 771 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:33,588 In the morning, but who doesn't? 772 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:36,174 Yeah, who doesn't? 773 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:37,967 Do you ever cough up blood? 774 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,963 Oh, I'll definitely go... 775 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,757 Ivan! 776 00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,216 - Bobby! - How are you doing? 777 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,676 I'm good, how are you? 778 00:46:01,801 --> 00:46:03,571 Great! Looks like you hit the mother lode tonight. 779 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:04,595 The infamous Bobby. 780 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:05,472 - Melanie. - Nice to meet you. 781 00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:06,723 Nice to meet you, too. 782 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:09,309 - Jessie. Pleasure. - Pleasure. 783 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,019 - Francesca. - Nice to meet you. 784 00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:12,144 We've met. 785 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,314 Little, um... 786 00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:16,900 - You know the place. - I think I do. 787 00:46:17,025 --> 00:46:20,403 Would you girls excuse me for just a little second? 788 00:46:20,528 --> 00:46:22,447 - A tiny moment, then. - Tiny! 789 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:25,283 Cos you know how much fun you can have with three girls later. 790 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,328 You're a good man, Bobby. You're a good man. 791 00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:30,580 It's always good to see you, Ivan. 792 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,791 You're a knight in shining armor. 793 00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,251 I like to take care of the people I love. 794 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,961 Oh, thank you, Bobby. 795 00:46:38,922 --> 00:46:40,215 Oh... 796 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:42,133 Yeah, I kinda need this. 797 00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,847 That's about that, right there. 798 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:48,972 Ah, thanks. 799 00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,268 Go ahead, do that up. 800 00:46:58,775 --> 00:47:01,694 - I don't know where they went, Bob. - This is depressing. 801 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,321 Can I borrow your phone? 802 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,870 Goddamn bitches! 803 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,372 'Hello?' 804 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:14,791 - Hello, Francesca? - 'Ivan!' 805 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:15,916 Hey, baby! 806 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:17,502 - 'Hey!' - Where are you? 807 00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:19,587 'Look up. We're in the penthouse.' 808 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:21,548 You're in the penthouse. 809 00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:22,674 'Come find us.' 810 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,678 Go up and have a good time. Uh-oh! 811 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,472 - Ivan! Ivan! - Danny! 812 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,891 - Ivan! - Danny boy! 813 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,394 - Danny boy! - How did you find me? 814 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,354 How are you? What are you doing? 815 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,231 You should be an actor. 816 00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:41,901 See that man? You see that man behind you? 817 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,487 He can't hold a candle to you. 818 00:47:45,321 --> 00:47:47,824 You know why I want you to represent me? 819 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:48,992 "Weeds" is gonna happen. 820 00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:51,160 - It's going west. - "Weeds" is gonna happen. 821 00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:52,412 Hey, Bobby! Bobby! 822 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,914 All of my career was... 823 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,958 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 824 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,894 - Let's get out of here. - You wanna be an actor? 825 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:02,088 Cos if I can make it, anybody can make it. 826 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,333 Could we have a cab, please? 827 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,758 I'm Danny! 828 00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:08,094 I know! "Weeds", man, "Weeds". 829 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,679 - Don West. - I know. 830 00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:11,806 - And you be good! - Alright. 831 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,017 - This guy's gonna take care of him. - OK, great. 832 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:27,030 - Don't get caught up in the door, Bobby. - Story of my life. 833 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:33,202 Come here, Bobby. Come here, Bobby. What are you shy about? 834 00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:35,496 Oh, that's so lame! 835 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:38,291 Shh! Shh! 836 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,836 - And who would be at the door? - Ivan. Ivan Beckman. 837 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:43,087 Ivan Beckman! 838 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:46,090 You mean that good-for-nothing cocksucker of an agent? 839 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:49,260 You mean that faggot cow fucker of an agent? 840 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:52,680 You mean that ball, prick, cock sucking... 841 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,849 That's what I think about you, fucking Ivan Beckman. 842 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,893 Jesus, that was wonderful! 843 00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:00,706 My fucking mother is Irish. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this. 844 00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:03,316 - Maybe I use it in this... - You had me totally fooled. 845 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,318 Maybe I'll use it in this movie... 846 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,087 - In this movie, "Pubes". - My friend Bobby. 847 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,551 - Don West. - Hi, Bobby. How are you? 848 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:11,115 - He's a great provider. - Is he? Provider of what? 849 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,700 I need no provisions. 850 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:15,495 I need no... no provisions. 851 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,038 You know, Danny McTeague just left. 852 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,415 Did he? I just caught him in the elevator. 853 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,959 Was he in fine form? 854 00:49:21,084 --> 00:49:22,585 He seemed to be... 855 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:24,438 - sort of, like, a little bit... - Look at this. 856 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,464 ...you know, tending the Irish flute. 857 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:28,633 - Come on! Attaboy! - Be the man. 858 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:31,386 I thought I was supposed to grab her nipple. 859 00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:35,723 - You want to grab her nipple? - I think that's what we were doing before. 860 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:38,518 Watch, this is what she was doing. 861 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:40,853 - Grab it. - Ah! 862 00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:42,063 Show it. 863 00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:43,272 Whoo! 864 00:49:43,398 --> 00:49:47,110 That just makes me wanna have a cardiac fucking arrest. 865 00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:50,363 How am I supposed to go home to the wife and kids? 866 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:54,075 It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Where did you get these? 867 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,285 Come on, let's continue. 868 00:49:56,411 --> 00:49:58,430 You can't get off, man, cos we're bored with ourselves. 869 00:49:58,454 --> 00:50:00,534 We've already been naked and put our clothes back on. 870 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,167 Speak for yourself, Don. 871 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,003 We've done bestiality and all that, 872 00:50:05,128 --> 00:50:08,256 and I think found out that yes, I did fuck a chicken when I was young. 873 00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:13,219 Tell me, Don... 874 00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:16,014 Have you... 875 00:50:17,390 --> 00:50:18,933 or do you... 876 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:22,145 wanna fuck Charlotte, my girlfriend? 877 00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:24,647 Uh-oh. You don't wanna know her. 878 00:50:25,148 --> 00:50:28,026 I can't believe it! 879 00:50:29,318 --> 00:50:31,029 Terrible! 880 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:34,782 Just answer the question, Don. 881 00:50:34,907 --> 00:50:37,577 Ivan, for you I'll answer the question, look... 882 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:40,413 You know, you put the girl's pussy in my face, what am I gonna do? 883 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,832 Am I gonna wanna fuck her? Have I ever fucked her? 884 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,501 You know, she's... You know what? 885 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:50,006 Charlotte's got a bad case of the bitch goddess. 886 00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:52,717 As Hemingway said, "Ambition, baby." 887 00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:54,469 She ain't for you. 888 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:55,845 She's a traitor. 889 00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:59,182 You're gonna put her pussy in my face and ask me if I wanted to fuck her? Yeah. 890 00:50:59,307 --> 00:51:00,475 Have I fucked her? 891 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,894 - Have I fucked her, Ivan? - Have you? Have you? 892 00:51:03,019 --> 00:51:04,187 Have I really fucked her? 893 00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:07,190 Why would you even give a shit if I fucked her or not? 894 00:51:07,315 --> 00:51:08,316 Why is that? Why is that? 895 00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:10,943 Because if she's cheap enough to fucking wear no underwear 896 00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:13,488 and open up her dress, so I can snort stuff off her snatch, 897 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,782 why do you even care about this? 898 00:51:15,907 --> 00:51:17,200 You're king of the hill, Ivan, 899 00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:19,786 but she's not in it for your deal, she's in it for hers. 900 00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:22,580 She's in it just like every other ski pole in this town. 901 00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:25,124 But if I had a chance to fuck your girlfriend? Yeah! 902 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,727 I'd fuck her in every fucking orifice she has, 903 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,878 and run her out of this town on a fucking flag pole. 904 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:31,982 I could fuck all five of these girls right here. 905 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,257 I'm sorry, Don. 906 00:51:33,382 --> 00:51:36,719 Bobby here got me into a little sort of paranoiac kind of fit. 907 00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:40,056 Bobby kept on asking me about your girl, right, Bobby? 908 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,850 - And he was a little concerned about his girl. - He's all over it. 909 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:45,144 OK, here's what, blow him! 910 00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:47,522 What? 911 00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:49,941 - Blow him. - No! 912 00:51:50,066 --> 00:51:52,044 Melanie, you have to, or you'll have to leave the room. 913 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:53,462 That's the rule, and you know that. 914 00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,571 - Come on! - So what? 915 00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,532 Don't be a... 916 00:51:57,657 --> 00:52:00,535 Don't be a party pooper. You either do it, or you leave the room. 917 00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:02,286 - Come on, baby! - No. 918 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,348 "No" what? No, you're not gonna leave the room, or no, you're not gonna blow him? 919 00:52:04,372 --> 00:52:06,124 I'm not going. I'm not leaving, OK? 920 00:52:06,249 --> 00:52:07,750 - You're not leaving? - No. 921 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,795 You don't have to put the vodka on my Gianni Versace suit. 922 00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:13,506 Can we get a little peace and quiet in the domicile, 923 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,800 since yours truly is picking up the tab? 924 00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:18,469 - Wait, wait, wait! - OK, I'm out of it. 925 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:19,595 OK, it's fine. 926 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,430 You're gonna go do it? Go do it. 927 00:52:21,556 --> 00:52:23,307 She's a sport. She's good. 928 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,434 I can do it. I'm a big girl, I can do it. 929 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,939 - Let's see if he's hung like a donkey. - Alright! 930 00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,984 - Go, girl! Go, girl! Go, girl! - Jessica! 931 00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:35,403 All work and no play? 932 00:52:35,528 --> 00:52:37,822 - Tragic! - Do you have a bill? 933 00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:39,365 Speaking of blowjobs... 934 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,159 Do you have a bill, baby? 935 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,202 Ah, have fun. 936 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,413 You can't watch! That's not fair. 937 00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:47,540 Listen for the slurping. Donnie! 938 00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:54,422 You don't have to do anything. 939 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,509 Hello, Mr. Dog. 940 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:46,761 Hello, baby. 941 00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:48,429 Hello. 942 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,029 - Hello? - 'Ivan! 943 00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:06,280 - 'It's Lucy.' - Hey, Lucy. 944 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:07,406 'It's 11:15. 945 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,368 'The staff meeting started, and Tarzana's been calling for you.' 946 00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:13,162 But, uh... Don't worry about it, I'll be in soon. 947 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:14,955 - Oh, actually, Lucy? - 'Yeah?' 948 00:56:15,081 --> 00:56:18,084 Um, would you call the AAA guy for me, please? 949 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:21,212 'Why, did your car... Did you have a crash?' 950 00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:22,671 No, I didn't have a crash. 951 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:24,840 - Just a flat tire. - 'OK.' 952 00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:26,008 - OK? - 'Yeah, I'll call.' 953 00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:27,133 - Thank you. - 'OK, bye.' 954 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:28,344 Bye. 955 00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,640 Oh, Jesus! 956 00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:41,482 Oh, Jesus! 957 00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:47,988 Hey, how are you doing? Are you Ivan Beckman? 958 00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:49,114 Yes, I am. 959 00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:51,742 - Yeah, see, you have a flat tire. - A puncture, yeah. 960 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,507 I can get you up and going in ten minutes, 961 00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,347 but I need to see your membership card first. 962 00:56:55,371 --> 00:56:56,664 OK. 963 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:06,918 - Hi! - Hey, sweetheart. What are you doing here? 964 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:08,110 - Let's go. - Come here. 965 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,695 - What? - Come here. 966 00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:15,826 Ivan! 967 00:58:20,748 --> 00:58:22,500 Ivan! 968 00:58:25,211 --> 00:58:26,420 Ivan! 969 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:28,214 I guess you have something to celebrate. 970 00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:29,965 I'm sorry I'm so late. 971 00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:31,467 Have you seen the papers? 972 00:58:31,592 --> 00:58:33,093 No, I haven't. 973 00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:36,931 "West Ankles East. From Zimbalist To Beckman." 974 00:58:37,056 --> 00:58:39,350 And this in "Verité"! 975 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:42,728 Beckman! Beckman! 976 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,605 Beckman! Beckman...! 977 00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:06,919 Hi, I'm Ira Reuther. 978 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,170 Ivan Beckman. 979 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:10,256 Hi. Call me Ira. May I call you Ivan? 980 00:59:10,381 --> 00:59:11,381 Certainly. 981 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:15,427 And... do me a favor, just sit right over there, please. 982 00:59:15,553 --> 00:59:16,762 Thank you. 983 00:59:18,264 --> 00:59:20,432 OK, I'm gonna go behind my desk 984 00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:23,769 and assess certain of your physiological responses. 985 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,647 How's your sleep been in the last two or three months? 986 00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:28,148 It's OK. 987 00:59:28,274 --> 00:59:29,525 Nothing unusual. 988 00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:31,277 In terms of your sexual functioning, 989 00:59:31,402 --> 00:59:33,862 whether it's with somebody else or masturbating, 990 00:59:33,988 --> 00:59:34,989 is your plumbing working? 991 00:59:35,114 --> 00:59:37,314 - The plumbing seems to be working, yes. - That's great. 992 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:41,996 I'm not gonna write this. 993 00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:44,391 Do you mind if I smoke, by the way? I'm addicted to these. 994 00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:46,250 - Please do. - Thank you. 995 00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:50,462 Speaking of addiction, 996 00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:53,799 what kinds of drugs, if any, do you use? 997 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:55,676 Um... 998 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,470 no more than anybody else, really. 999 00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:01,348 In your crowd, what's anybody else? 1000 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:07,646 Well, let's say I live a little bit in the fast lane, and... 1001 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:09,523 What are the drugs in the fast lane? 1002 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,900 Well, there's a certain amount of... 1003 01:00:12,610 --> 01:00:15,279 of, um... cocaine 1004 01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:18,449 and the occasional little pill. 1005 01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:21,452 And the cocaine - once a week, once a month, once a year? 1006 01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:25,289 Depending on what's going on that week or that year, basically. 1007 01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:26,248 OK. 1008 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:30,919 Um, if there are lots of functions and people and clients are enjoying themselves, 1009 01:00:31,045 --> 01:00:32,338 well, I'll go with the flow. 1010 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:35,549 I see. What about your use of alcohol? 1011 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:38,135 Alcohol, uh... an occasional binge. 1012 01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,660 - An occasional binge? How occasional? - An occasional binge. 1013 01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:43,015 Once a week, once a month, once a year? 1014 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:47,436 Once a week. Let's say, a sort of weekend alcoholic. 1015 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,773 Thank you. 1016 01:00:50,898 --> 01:00:52,775 So, what brings you here? 1017 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,610 Well, as I said, uh... 1018 01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:58,364 my doctor mentioned that I should speak to someone. 1019 01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:00,783 OK. 1020 01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:02,493 Do you know about what? 1021 01:01:07,915 --> 01:01:09,124 Um... 1022 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,835 Well, just recently I... 1023 01:01:13,128 --> 01:01:14,588 um... 1024 01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:17,841 was diagnosed with some sort of cancer. 1025 01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:20,761 I don't really know what it is. There was a spot on my lung. 1026 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:25,015 And I was asked to call an oncologist. 1027 01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:30,729 I'd better put this out. 1028 01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:33,774 Uh... 1029 01:01:36,276 --> 01:01:37,653 Have you called the oncologist? 1030 01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:39,029 I haven't, no. 1031 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,698 Pretty scary, huh? 1032 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:43,492 A little scary, yes. 1033 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,494 Are you anxious about that? 1034 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:47,579 I am. 1035 01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:52,584 I noticed on your intake sheet 1036 01:01:52,710 --> 01:01:55,254 that your mom is deceased. What did she die of? 1037 01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:58,382 She died of, um... cancer. 1038 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:09,852 Ivan, do you have the number or the card of the oncologist on you? 1039 01:02:10,978 --> 01:02:12,896 I do somewhere, yes. 1040 01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:15,399 Do you think we should call? 1041 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:17,192 Would you like me to call for you? 1042 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,821 It might be a good idea. 1043 01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:25,868 Excuse me. 1044 01:02:57,024 --> 01:02:58,817 Well, hello! Hello! 1045 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:01,403 Afternoon! 1046 01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:05,115 Hmm! 1047 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:06,992 How are you feeling today? 1048 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,786 I'm fine. How are you? 1049 01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:10,662 Fine! 1050 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:11,789 Never better. 1051 01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,845 Hello? 1052 01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,263 So, did you read it? 1053 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:29,848 'Uh, read what?' 1054 01:03:30,766 --> 01:03:32,559 My script I sent over. 1055 01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:35,312 Your script... I'm sorry, honey. 1056 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,148 Are you mad at me from the other night still? 1057 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,733 'No, of course not.' 1058 01:03:39,858 --> 01:03:42,361 Is that why you haven't read it? 1059 01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:44,488 'Oh, no, no, no. 1060 01:03:44,613 --> 01:03:46,933 'I've just been very busy. I've had a bit of a rough week.' 1061 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,910 Well, what are you doing tonight? 1062 01:03:50,035 --> 01:03:52,037 I'm having dinner with my dad. 1063 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:54,832 I don't know if you want to come, you know? 1064 01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:06,343 Here, doggie. 1065 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:14,685 Well, baby... 1066 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:16,270 that was very quick. 1067 01:04:21,942 --> 01:04:24,987 How come you weren't at that party in the penthouse? 1068 01:04:25,112 --> 01:04:27,281 Oh, I had a little bit of a rough week, you know? 1069 01:04:27,406 --> 01:04:28,574 Did you? 1070 01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:30,200 Yeah. 1071 01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:33,537 I got just the cure for that. 1072 01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:35,539 Martin was there. 1073 01:04:35,664 --> 01:04:37,457 - Oh, Martin was there? - Martin was there. 1074 01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:39,710 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, our good old friend Martin. 1075 01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:40,878 Uh-huh. 1076 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:44,131 That ought to perk you up, I think. 1077 01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:46,550 All rolled and ready, and... 1078 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:48,802 So, how have you been? 1079 01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,346 OK. I've had a little bit of a rough week. Um... 1080 01:04:51,972 --> 01:04:53,724 A rough week, my ass! 1081 01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:56,268 Mr. Don West's agent! 1082 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,478 How cool is that? 1083 01:04:58,604 --> 01:05:00,063 Everybody was talking about it. 1084 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,571 Like, I need another line, but... oh, well. 1085 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:15,662 That ought to help get us through dinner with Daddy tonight. 1086 01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:18,916 Thanks for coming. 1087 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,627 - Whoo! - You're looking good. 1088 01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:24,838 Yeah, I lost a few pounds since you saw me last. 1089 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:27,936 You know you don't have to lose any weight. 1090 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:31,845 Oh, yeah, try and butter me up. 1091 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,684 So, come here. 1092 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:39,478 How are you? 1093 01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:41,772 - I missed you. - I missed you, too. 1094 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:46,985 Go on... through! 1095 01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:51,573 Now that I think about it, maybe I should've stopped at my house. 1096 01:05:53,492 --> 01:05:55,077 Look, there's Dad. 1097 01:05:57,204 --> 01:05:58,914 Hey, Dad. 1098 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:04,336 - So, this is one of yours? - No. 1099 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:06,171 No? It's... It's quite cool. 1100 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:07,798 It's a lot of paint. 1101 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,802 Now, this one's good! 1102 01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:14,197 Do you have any of your own artwork around the house? 1103 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:15,389 Oh, my God! 1104 01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:17,182 Sis! 1105 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:20,018 - Hi, Ivan. How are you? - I'm good. 1106 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:22,729 - And you? How are you? - I'm good. 1107 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,189 That's my girlfriend, Charlotte. 1108 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,941 - Marcia. - Hello, how are you? 1109 01:06:26,066 --> 01:06:28,610 - Hi, Marcia. From New York, right? - Mm-hmm, that's right. 1110 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,112 Very nice to meet you. 1111 01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:31,957 - Tequila for everybody. - Nice to meet you. 1112 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:34,825 - So, what do you do? - What do you mean, what do I do? 1113 01:06:34,950 --> 01:06:36,702 She's an artist in her own right. 1114 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:38,203 What type of art? 1115 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:42,040 Um, well, actually right now I'm studying the human form. 1116 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:44,292 You know, nudes. 1117 01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:46,538 Marcia was just about to show us some of her drawings. 1118 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,046 Would you like to see them? 1119 01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:50,632 - Oh, yeah! - Dad, they don't wanna see my stuff. 1120 01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:56,179 This is the type of stuff I do. Dad, what do you think? 1121 01:06:56,304 --> 01:06:58,265 Same old stuff, basically, isn't it? 1122 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:00,392 - No. - No. 1123 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,686 It's all new, Ivan. 1124 01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:05,131 - You haven't seen this stuff. - Let me see that first one. 1125 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,483 Yeah, I think you're really starting to get the smell. 1126 01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:09,443 You think so? 1127 01:07:09,568 --> 01:07:12,070 Ivan, I want to show you something. 1128 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,321 That's cool. 1129 01:07:14,031 --> 01:07:16,867 - Isn't she beautiful? - Yeah, she was really something. 1130 01:07:16,992 --> 01:07:17,992 Huh! 1131 01:07:20,829 --> 01:07:23,040 God, thanks a lot, Dad, for showing me those. 1132 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,502 Manny tells me you made a big splash this week. 1133 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:30,922 Yeah, I did. Pretty happy about it. 1134 01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:33,091 Tarzana must be very pleased with you. 1135 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,886 Yeah, she's been really good to me. 1136 01:07:36,011 --> 01:07:40,474 She wants money. She's only interested in artists who bring her money. 1137 01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:41,725 Well, she's an agent. 1138 01:07:41,850 --> 01:07:48,231 I know it's very difficult to maintain a sense of decency in that kind of life. 1139 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,734 It's my life, isn't it, Dad? 1140 01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:53,153 Dinner! It's ready. 1141 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:55,405 My environment's where I live. It's what I do. 1142 01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:59,576 My son, the talent merchant. Come on. 1143 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:04,831 - I think that girlfriend of yours is... - Charlotte! 1144 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,000 Charlotte! 1145 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:18,762 Sit down here. 1146 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:21,247 - I had to freshen up a bit. - This is Ivan's favorite food. 1147 01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:25,602 So, what were you guys talking about in there? 1148 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:29,648 The industry, I assume? 1149 01:08:30,816 --> 01:08:31,983 Yes. 1150 01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,568 Somewhat. 1151 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:36,947 - It's funny. - What's funny? 1152 01:08:37,072 --> 01:08:39,658 So funny how seriously you take that stuff. 1153 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:40,992 So funny. 1154 01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:42,160 What's that? 1155 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:43,703 - Oh, sorry. - Is that curry? 1156 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,624 - No. - No? 1157 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,294 You guys hardly took anything. 1158 01:08:52,587 --> 01:08:56,091 No, I'm not that hungry anyway. I had a big lunch, so... 1159 01:08:56,216 --> 01:08:58,093 You had a big lunch? 1160 01:08:58,218 --> 01:08:59,469 It's almost 9:30. 1161 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:04,641 Yeah, you know, I went to a happy hour party, 1162 01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:07,310 I had some hors d'oeuvres, I'm not really that hungry. 1163 01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:10,814 I wasn't planning on having dinner. I just came along for the company. 1164 01:09:14,359 --> 01:09:15,861 I know what's going on. 1165 01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:19,781 Ivan's got himself messed up with another cokehead girlfriend. 1166 01:09:19,906 --> 01:09:21,992 Oh, Jesus, Marcia, will you shut up? 1167 01:09:22,117 --> 01:09:23,326 No, I'm not gonna shut up. 1168 01:09:23,451 --> 01:09:26,451 Look at her! She hasn't stopped sniffing since she came out of the bathroom. 1169 01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:32,460 For your information, I'm on anti-depressants. 1170 01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:33,420 Mm-hmm. 1171 01:09:33,545 --> 01:09:36,298 I know it makes me appear to be a little... 1172 01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:39,384 What? 1173 01:09:39,509 --> 01:09:41,803 No, it was fucking funny. I'm sorry. 1174 01:09:43,013 --> 01:09:46,266 It's more than funny. It's hilarious. 1175 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:47,767 Anyway, I'm on anti-depressants, 1176 01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:50,520 and it makes me a little bit nervous-acting, so... 1177 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:52,063 - Mm-hmm. - ...excuse me. 1178 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,483 It's perfectly understandable. You don't have to explain. 1179 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:58,528 Well, she's accused me of being on coke. 1180 01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,575 I'm sure it wouldn't be that, uh... 1181 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,869 - What? - Well, that's enough. 1182 01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:10,081 - No, it's not enough, Dad! - You're bickering like you always have. 1183 01:10:10,207 --> 01:10:11,708 Bicker, bicker, bicker. 1184 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,085 Can we just have a nice family dinner? 1185 01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:17,255 This is what I call a nice family dinner. 1186 01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:22,028 It is what you call a nice family dinner, isn't it, Marcia? 1187 01:10:22,052 --> 01:10:24,429 - Well... you know what? - What? 1188 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:27,098 - If I can't be honest with you, Ivan... - Yeah? 1189 01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:28,600 ...then who's going to be? 1190 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:29,725 Honest about what? 1191 01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:32,270 Charlotte is gonna be honest with you? 1192 01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:34,648 Pray, be honest. 1193 01:10:34,773 --> 01:10:35,774 I will. 1194 01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,776 I'm sorry, what are you bringing me into? 1195 01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:40,987 You're dragging... What kind of family argument are you dragging me into? 1196 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:42,864 I'm not dragging you into anything. 1197 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:44,908 Actually, I've heard enough from you. 1198 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:47,035 OK, that's enough. 1199 01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:50,121 Ivan, we all love you very much. 1200 01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:52,808 And I have completely lost my appetite. 1201 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,960 Yeah, but, I mean, what... you love me, 1202 01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:57,128 but you still think what I do is stupid. 1203 01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,650 - That's right. - You would agree with that, wouldn't you? 1204 01:11:00,674 --> 01:11:02,300 Of course I do. 1205 01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:06,554 Ivan, you're gonna drown! 1206 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:09,140 - You're gonna drown. - OK, OK, enough! 1207 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,977 I wish Mom was here in a way, you know? 1208 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:15,563 Well, you know what? Mom's not here. Mom's dead. 1209 01:11:26,908 --> 01:11:28,159 Charlotte? 1210 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,453 What? 1211 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:32,706 What is it, Ivan? 1212 01:11:32,831 --> 01:11:35,500 Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was for me? 1213 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:50,849 There you go. 1214 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:11,328 'Hi, you've reached Charlotte. 1215 01:12:11,453 --> 01:12:13,705 'Please leave a message, and I'll call you back. Bye.' 1216 01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:19,085 Hey Charlotte, it's Ivan. 1217 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,504 Um, could you call me back, please? 1218 01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:23,389 It's quite important. I need to speak to you. 1219 01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,300 There's something I need to tell you tonight. 1220 01:12:34,476 --> 01:12:36,061 I'm sorry, Mr. Dog. 1221 01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:37,312 I'm sorry. 1222 01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:39,522 I'm sorry. Have I been neglecting you? 1223 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:41,483 I've been neglecting you, hmm? 1224 01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:43,109 I've been neglecting you. 1225 01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:44,944 I'm sorry, Mr. Dog. 1226 01:12:45,070 --> 01:12:46,529 I'm sorry. 1227 01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:05,765 - 'Hi, you've reached Charlotte.' - Oh, fuck! 1228 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,042 - 'Please leave a message. I'll call you back.' - Fuck! 1229 01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:10,053 Ugh! 1230 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,889 Hello? 1231 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,517 'Ivan! I have someone here who wants to talk to you.' 1232 01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:16,851 Francesca! 1233 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,061 Hi! 1234 01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:19,521 'How are you?' 1235 01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:21,564 - I'm good and you? - 'I'm good.' 1236 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,442 Why don't you come up here? 1237 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:26,694 'Oh, is it the same deal as before?' 1238 01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:29,072 Why not? That sounds interesting to me. 1239 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:30,508 'Do you want me to bring Jessie?' 1240 01:13:30,532 --> 01:13:31,866 Yeah, bring Jessie. 1241 01:13:35,870 --> 01:13:37,163 ♪ La-la! ♪ 1242 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,104 Hello? 1243 01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,229 'Hi!' 1244 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:03,940 Hey, Charlotte. Hi. 1245 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,584 'What are you doing? Why are you so out of breath?' 1246 01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:08,611 Oh! I've been listening to music, that's all. 1247 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:10,864 - 'Poor thing.' - I'm so happy you called. 1248 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:13,575 'Are you sure you weren't spanking the monkey?' 1249 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,160 No. 1250 01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:19,873 'So what is it that you have to tell me, Ivan? 1251 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:22,375 'I feel terrible, terrible right now, and I'm sorry.' 1252 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,751 I'm sorry, honey. 1253 01:14:23,877 --> 01:14:27,213 'No, I'm sorry. I was yelling. I don't know what was wrong with me.' 1254 01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:29,132 I know, I was being a little weird, too. 1255 01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:31,676 'Too much coke or something. 1256 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,013 'So, what is it?' 1257 01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:40,602 Darling, do you think we could speak in the morning? 1258 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:42,746 - I'm about to go to sleep. - 'Is that your doorbell?' 1259 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:45,023 I don't think it's my... I don't know what it is. 1260 01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:47,192 'No, that's definitely your doorbell. Who's there?' 1261 01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:49,402 I don't know. I'm not expecting anybody, honey. 1262 01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:53,031 'Mm. So, why don't you go see who it is and come back and tell me?' 1263 01:14:53,156 --> 01:14:55,450 Uh, no, I'd rather speak to you in the morning, baby. 1264 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:57,452 I'm just so tired, I can't tell you. 1265 01:14:57,577 --> 01:14:59,454 'Do you mind if I come over?' 1266 01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:01,581 It'd be better you didn't. 1267 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,042 Why don't we have breakfast? 1268 01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:05,668 Would that be OK? 1269 01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:08,171 Charlotte? 1270 01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:10,340 'I think you'd better go answer the fucking door.' 1271 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:15,178 Shit! 1272 01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,724 Well, hello! 1273 01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,434 Hi, puppy. 1274 01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:23,144 Hi, cutie. 1275 01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:24,270 Hi! 1276 01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:27,232 - So, whose turn is it? - Turn for what? 1277 01:15:27,357 --> 01:15:28,441 Truth or dare, baby. 1278 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,626 Huh! 1279 01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:52,215 That is... 1280 01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:54,175 You bite it first. 1281 01:15:55,260 --> 01:15:56,636 Mm...! 1282 01:15:56,761 --> 01:15:58,012 Very good! 1283 01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:02,976 OK, Ivan. 1284 01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:04,894 - What? - Truth or dare? 1285 01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:06,354 Oh... 1286 01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,314 OK, truth. 1287 01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:09,482 I'll be boring. 1288 01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:11,818 OK, Ivan. 1289 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,904 How many drugs are you on right now? 1290 01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,407 How many? You name them. Tell me. 1291 01:16:20,410 --> 01:16:21,661 Half a pound of coke. 1292 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:23,746 Oh, at least! 1293 01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:25,206 At the very least! 1294 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,543 Ecstasy. 1295 01:16:28,668 --> 01:16:31,671 - Yeah! - I witnessed that. 1296 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:33,548 - Um... - There was something else. 1297 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:35,592 Smack? 1298 01:16:35,717 --> 01:16:37,468 - Smack? - Yeah, heroin. 1299 01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:39,262 Smack? 1300 01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:41,264 Um... no. No. 1301 01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:43,182 I draw the line at smack. 1302 01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:45,226 - Really? - Yeah, I don't like smack. 1303 01:16:45,351 --> 01:16:47,871 I don't like the idea of smack. I don't like the concept of smack. 1304 01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:49,206 Maybe I should. Maybe I should try it. 1305 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:50,648 - Maybe you should. - Yeah. 1306 01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,533 - I think maybe I will. - It's the next step. 1307 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,776 Yeah. 1308 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:56,446 I mean, why? Why do people have the stigma against smack? 1309 01:16:56,571 --> 01:16:57,822 Smack's great. 1310 01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:58,947 I've decided. 1311 01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:04,162 OK, but there's something as well, I can tell. 1312 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:06,497 Cos you're not exactly buzzed like me. 1313 01:17:06,623 --> 01:17:09,959 - Like, you haven't told me you love me. - Oh, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1314 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:11,812 - There's something else. - There is something else. 1315 01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:13,480 - What else? - What are you hiding from us? 1316 01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:14,964 Tell the truth. 1317 01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,678 Ooh! 1318 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:23,848 - Prescription? - I mean, these things are great. 1319 01:17:23,973 --> 01:17:25,350 - What are they? - Let me see. 1320 01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,560 It's my dog's medicine. 1321 01:17:32,065 --> 01:17:34,233 My mother was taking those. 1322 01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:36,110 - She was? - Yeah. 1323 01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:38,488 Oh, was she? 1324 01:17:38,613 --> 01:17:41,366 - Uh-huh. That's good. - She died of cancer. 1325 01:17:46,204 --> 01:17:47,747 Those are for cancer. 1326 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:35,044 I have a cancer. 1327 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,675 A tumor in the lung. 1328 01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:43,594 And it's killing me. 1329 01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,788 You know, 1330 01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,415 last night... 1331 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,753 I had this incredible pain. 1332 01:19:18,755 --> 01:19:21,090 The pain was so strong that I took... 1333 01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:24,761 every pill in the goddamn house. 1334 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,515 But... the pills wouldn't do anything. 1335 01:19:30,725 --> 01:19:32,727 The pain wouldn't go away. 1336 01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:37,190 So I tried to find an image, 1337 01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:39,108 one worthwhile image... 1338 01:19:40,318 --> 01:19:41,986 that would get me through it. 1339 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:46,783 And all I could find was shit. 1340 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:55,082 I couldn't find one worthwhile goddamn thing. 1341 01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:01,631 I just have this... 1342 01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:07,512 this memory, I don't know, I was maybe three, maybe four years old, 1343 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:10,306 and I remember my mother holding me... 1344 01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:15,102 with her woolly sweater, and... 1345 01:20:15,228 --> 01:20:17,438 my cheek against her breast. 1346 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:21,943 Ah, and she smelt so sweet... smelt so sweet. 1347 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,619 So, what... 1348 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,260 What's gonna happen to my dog? 1349 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:55,476 Do you think animal control is gonna take him? 1350 01:20:56,644 --> 01:20:58,729 And put him away? 1351 01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:02,775 Don't pity me. 1352 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:07,029 Huh! Why should you? 1353 01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:14,287 Someday... 1354 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,877 Someday it'll happen to you, too. 1355 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,130 Your time will come. 1356 01:22:18,309 --> 01:22:19,936 '9-1-1 emergency.' 1357 01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:23,147 Well, this is regarding disturbances on our street. 1358 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:25,650 - I don't know, we've had noise... - 'Your name?' 1359 01:22:39,664 --> 01:22:41,749 Settle down, settle down. 1360 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,418 There you go. Come on, you're alright. 1361 01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:49,090 You're gonna be OK. 1362 01:22:49,215 --> 01:22:50,383 Just relax. Relax. 1363 01:22:50,508 --> 01:22:51,842 Relax. 1364 01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,554 There you go. There you go. 1365 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,598 Just relax now, OK? 1366 01:22:59,392 --> 01:23:00,726 How much of that coke did you do? 1367 01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:03,270 Huh? How much? Talk to me. 1368 01:23:03,396 --> 01:23:05,439 727. Roll paramedics. 1369 01:23:28,629 --> 01:23:30,423 'Dr. Warsawski to the OR. 1370 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,550 'Dr. Warsawski to the OR.' 1371 01:23:35,803 --> 01:23:37,638 Good morning, everybody. 1372 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,643 The police found him combative on his living room floor this morning. 1373 01:23:42,768 --> 01:23:45,354 Very combative. Rule out drug overdose. 1374 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:50,443 We found cocaine, alcohol, barbiturates, everything but a needle on scene. 1375 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:52,820 - You don't know him? - No history. 1376 01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:54,071 He's not moving air. 1377 01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:58,743 Take it easy, buddy. Take it easy. What's your name? 1378 01:24:11,464 --> 01:24:13,883 Sam, give him 100 sucks. 1379 01:24:14,008 --> 01:24:17,261 Can we get the suck fixed? Is the line good? 1380 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,055 Give me a trach filter. 1381 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:24,226 Respiratory is here. 1382 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:26,621 Careful, there's blood coming from... 1383 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,397 Give me some suction. 1384 01:24:28,522 --> 01:24:30,608 You've got the trach tube? 1385 01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:32,693 The blade. 1386 01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:36,322 - Alright, everybody. - Jesus Christ! Trach him, goddammit! 1387 01:24:36,781 --> 01:24:38,741 Spreaders. 1388 01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:18,924 He's improving. 1389 01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:21,218 Just having a hard time speaking. 1390 01:26:21,343 --> 01:26:23,762 Ivan, I'm gonna put a pen in your hand. 1391 01:26:23,888 --> 01:26:25,639 Try and write a number... 1392 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,004 Is there anything you'd like to tell me? 1393 01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:30,788 Just push that if you need me, OK? 1394 01:27:30,812 --> 01:27:33,812 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 103097

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