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Chris?
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Chris!
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Hello?
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Nora?
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Hello?
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Nora, hello.
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Mm, it's Sonia.
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I think Chris is going
to propose to me.
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Son hello?
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Hello.
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Mm, ah Son I can't
really hear you,
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call me back when you
have better reception.
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I never wanted to get married.
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I mean I had nothing
against it, per say.
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It's just, it was never
a fantasy of mine,
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and no my parents
aren't divorced
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and I'm not emotionally damaged.
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I grew up in a crowded
apartment in Brooklyn.
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That's mom,
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grandma,
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dad,
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and me.
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I always had the nagging
sense that life was short
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and I really wanted
to be somebody.
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Preferably someone who
died tragically young,
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leaving behind a trail
of grieving fans,
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and lovers.
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I just can't believe it.
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Sonia this is a good thing.
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I know, I know it's just I don't
think I'm ready for this.
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I'm not wife material.
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Look Sonia if you're really
not ready just go in there
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and talk to him.
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No, no, no, he's got a
whole thing in there,
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it's beautiful.
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Um you know what?
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I know what I'll do.
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I, I, I'm gonna say
yes now and then
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I'm just gonna tell him
that I'm not ready later,
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that's what I'll do.
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Chris.
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I'm so sorry, I just saw the um,
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and I, umm, I, I panicked.
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Panicked?
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Not panicked, but I freaked out.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
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It's fine, just uh...
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Ow, ow.
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Hey this is Chris.
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Leave a message.
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Hi Chris, it's me.
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I'm so sorry,
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will you please call
me when you can.
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I love you, okay.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Oh.
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You know, it's so beautiful,
I'm such a moron.
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Did you run here? Mhm.
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Hi. ALL: Hi.
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Oh, poppy's are expensive.
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He knew I liked them
from your wedding.
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Nora!
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What, I'm pregnant!
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And a bride!
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These are my best friends.
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We all went to high
school together.
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When we were younger
romance seemed simple.
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All you had to do was
become a gorgeous,
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independent, prostitute, and the
rest would fall into place.
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In college it turned
out it wasn't PC
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to want to be a prostitute.
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Even one with as much self
respect as Julia Roberts.
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So we reshaped our priorities.
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Like the lady's of
Sex in The City,
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we to were going
to make the most
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of our twenties and thirties.
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But it turned out
to be pretty hard,
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juggling our budding
careers and a social life,
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and soon we all had boyfriends.
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And then suddenly Lee
married a guy who's
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fortieth birthday
she'd organized
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for her party planning firm.
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He designed it.
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Anna married a guy
from her yoga studio.
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Nora's fiancé Mark was
a friend of Chris's
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and we'd introduced them
only six months earlier.
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I thought we were gonna wait
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until we were at least
thirty to get married.
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We are thirty.
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He'll call.
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He'll definitely call.
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Hello? Is that Mark?
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Did he talk to Chris?
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Did you talk to Chris? Ya.
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And? And he's fucked up.
This is fucked up.
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You tell her about the candles?
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Wha? Oh ya,
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he says to tell her to
put out the candles.
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Okay, I love you so much.
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Okay, I love you to.
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K, bye.
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What'd he say?
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He told Mark to remind you
to put out the candles.
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Aww.
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That's it?
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He said he sounded
pretty broken up.
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God I want to be
put into a coma.
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Thank you. ♪ It had to be you
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♪ I wandered around
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No.
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No, come on.
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No, no.
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No, no, no, I don't, I
can't, I don't do that.
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Come on, come on.
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Oh, it's cool I didn't
like those anyways.
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Sorry.
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It's alright.
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Back, side two,
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forward three,
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side four. One.
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How do you know how to do this?
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Mark and I started a
ballroom dancing club
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in college to meet girls.
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You did?
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Ya.
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What and?
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One girl signed up.
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And about seven other dudes.
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So we mostly just
danced with each other.
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Oh my god.
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I can't believe you had to start
a dance club to meet girls.
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I mean Mark, ya.
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But you?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Alright.
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Hi.
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I just sort of like, wasn't
expecting it?, you know?
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When we talked about
it before I told you
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that I wasn't really ready yet.
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That was a year ago.
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What?
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But we hadn't really talked
about it since then, you know?
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I guess I just wanted
to surprise you.
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I thought you said it
was stupid when people
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talked all about it and went
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and picked out the
ring together,
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and just acted like it
was a big surprise.
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Ha, ya, what were they thinking.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, they came over afterward.
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So that wasn't a no yesterday?
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No.
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Well then what?
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Do you just, need some
time to think about it?
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Ya, that'd be great,
is, is that okay?
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Sure.
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Chocolate gives
me gas so sue me.
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I gotta go to, I'm
gonna be late.
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K, I'll see you later.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm such an asshole.
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It's okay.
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Probably just gonna die a
few years younger now,
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that's all.
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I've been proposed to.
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I've been proposed to.
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I've been.
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I've been proposed to?
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And just like that, every doubt
I've ever had about marriage
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floated up in my brain,
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like when people
fish with dynamite.
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I worried Chris and I
weren't compatible enough.
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Weren't they amazing?
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The way they like seized
their fate and they just,
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really did their thing.
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They died.
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Well ya, but that's the
price of really living.
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But wouldn't you rather,
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you know, live?
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Two.
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I worried, well
frankly recently I
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worried we didn't
have enough sex.
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Or the right kind of sex.
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I think that's a two sheeter.
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And three.
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I always though that by
the time I got married,
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I would be different.
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Better, more like a real
woman, more accomplished,
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cleaner, bolder, more like her.
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Who was I kidding, I
mean just look at her.
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She's probably
wearing a lady bra,
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not a sports bra that gives
her one flat uni boob.
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She probably had her light
gluten free breakfast.
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She's obviously
traveled all over.
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Had loads of lovers.
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Hi.
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This is where I work.
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We write music for commercials.
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You know, like na-bis-co
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but also background music you
don't necessarily notice.
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I try and compose as much
as I can but my actual job
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is assisting the
other composers.
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Morning.
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I just need...
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That's my boss Zack.
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This, this is Christmas el.
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Already?
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Oh, and I put you on
the baby wash job.
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This is your bio and.
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This is so great,
thank you so much.
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You are such a genius at this.
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Yeah you are.
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No seriously, this is
like the most amazing
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composing website
I've ever seen.
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Well it helped that you
knew what you wanted.
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Oh no, was I a Hitler client?
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No, no, not Hitler.
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Maybe Mussolini.
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Well let me get you your check.
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Hey, would you maybe
want to get a drink?
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Oh, I would love to but I'm
in this complicated thing.
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Understood. Sorry.
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No, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, that was
inappropriate.
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I guess.
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A little.
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Thanks.
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And good luck on everything.
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Seriously, you're gonna be huge.
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Thank you.
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He's from Wisconsin.
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Or Wyoming, somewhere
in the mid west.
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He really makes me laugh
and I don't know.
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He's a really nice guy.
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He taught his grandma
how to skype.
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So why did you say no?
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You said no?
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Ladies.
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And slide forward into
upper facing dog.
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I told him I was involved
in a complicated situation.
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There's nothing
complicated about it,
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Zack just uses you
when he's lonely.
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Okay, so remember my boss Zack?
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He wasn't always just my boss.
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In my defense, Zack was a
really musician. lented.
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Plus he traveled
all over and had
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these amazing stories,
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like the time he saved
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a little Indian boy
from a snake bite,
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and was given this
sitar in gratitude.
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Zack, Zachery?
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I though you said
that you broke up?
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We did.
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Shh, I'm so sorry, sorry.
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Hi, I'm so sorry, I
became really insecure
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about the audition and-
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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You should not be embarrassed.
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I thought it was great.
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It wahh, god.
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I've never seen
anything like that.
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Ya, cuz it was terrible.
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No!
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I thought it was interesting.
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And I thought your
music was terrific.
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Really?
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Ya, absolutely, I thought
it made the film.
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00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,243
You really think that?
271
00:17:59,343 --> 00:18:00,654
A hundred percent.
272
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,312
You know, I'm kinda
proud of it to.
273
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:04,372
Because this director had
pushed me in this really
274
00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:06,183
sort of modern, blagh,
direction you know?
275
00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:08,485
It's just all, scary sounds,
276
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,053
and there was no
actual music music.
277
00:18:10,077 --> 00:18:13,123
But I really wanted it
to have an old fashioned
278
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:15,702
theme driven vibe you know
like Hitchcock or like-
279
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:17,094
I was just gonna say that.
Really?
280
00:18:17,194 --> 00:18:19,263
That's how it felt. You
were gonna say Hitchcock?
281
00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,563
Yeah it felt like how did the
theme every time the shark
282
00:18:21,587 --> 00:18:22,332
came around-Yeah.
283
00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:26,003
It went brrnnrrr and...
am I butcherin' it?
284
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,714
What, no no no.
285
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:29,373
I just I can't sing.
286
00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:30,674
You can't?
287
00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:34,144
Yeah I don't I, it makes
me very self conscious
288
00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:36,213
singing, dancing.
289
00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:38,048
Oh well you're a lot of fun.
290
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,987
Yeah, you know everyone at
work makes fun of me for that
291
00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:45,890
but I cannot do it, it
makes me feel naked.
292
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:50,761
So what about singing
in the shower?
293
00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:54,131
Well there I'm already naked.
294
00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:04,709
So my place or yours?
295
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:06,777
Ahh.
296
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:11,115
Just kidding but do
you wanna come over?
297
00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:14,819
Yeah, that'd be great.
298
00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:29,867
So your parents are away?
299
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:31,235
Yep be out in a second.
300
00:19:55,826 --> 00:19:58,829
Something that always confused
me in romantic movies is-
301
00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:00,464
I'll go freshen up.
302
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:03,433
What do they do in there?
303
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,402
Am I doing the wrong thing?
304
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,146
Back.
305
00:20:16,246 --> 00:20:17,882
I meant to tell you earlier,
306
00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:20,284
you look really pretty today.
307
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:23,087
Oh merci.
308
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:28,458
Umm do you want
to see my studio?
309
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:36,867
Wow this is like a real studio.
310
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:38,936
Yeah pretty much.
311
00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:40,170
I've been saving up all year
312
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:43,473
and I just sound
proofed my window.
313
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:44,809
Ready?
314
00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:53,017
Wow. Yeah.
315
00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:56,821
I could murder you and
no one would hear it.
316
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,708
Oh that's in the front.
317
00:21:18,843 --> 00:21:19,843
Shoulda thought of that.
318
00:21:21,045 --> 00:21:22,045
Here we go.
319
00:21:24,148 --> 00:21:25,191
Wow.
320
00:21:25,215 --> 00:21:26,860
What?
321
00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:29,719
You have really nice boobs.
322
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,557
Thank you, I've been told.
323
00:21:35,059 --> 00:21:36,726
Not by anyone special.
324
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,696
Not for a long time, sorry.
325
00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:40,931
Let's just move on.
326
00:21:41,031 --> 00:21:42,031
Okay.
327
00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:56,981
What's wrong?
328
00:21:58,215 --> 00:22:01,118
Something, something
fell out of you.
329
00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:02,586
Oh god!
330
00:22:02,887 --> 00:22:04,221
Oh god!
331
00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:05,990
You okay?
332
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,410
Yeah that's my birth
control thing
333
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:09,326
it's called the ring
I was on the pill
334
00:22:09,426 --> 00:22:13,263
but I got off it cause
it made me nuts.
335
00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:14,374
Ohhh.
336
00:22:22,572 --> 00:22:24,541
Oh boy.
337
00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:29,013
So obviously we should
still use a condom.
338
00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:31,925
Yeah, yeah, yeah of course.
339
00:22:31,949 --> 00:22:34,051
Not that, you don't
seem diseased umm.
340
00:22:34,151 --> 00:22:37,922
No it was actually you
that I was worried about
341
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:41,025
I was gonna say we
should use two.
342
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:44,929
Safety in numbers.
343
00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:49,934
♪ I went to the doctor
344
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:53,237
♪ I went to the mountains ♪
345
00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:55,139
Arrgh. NORA: Driver picks.
346
00:22:55,239 --> 00:22:57,942
Yeah I know but shouldn't
we be listening to Mozart
347
00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,443
or something for the baby?
348
00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:01,545
Yeah if you want the
baby to be like a weird
349
00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:02,947
over achieving little freak.
350
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:05,615
Better that than a
granola lesbian.
351
00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:09,286
♪ And the less I seek my
source for some definitive ♪
352
00:23:09,386 --> 00:23:12,156
♪ Closer I am to find it
353
00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,458
Dude I can't believe this
whole place is yours.
354
00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:15,792
I know.
355
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,038
It's actually the smallest
house in the neighborhood
356
00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:19,829
the real estate market
just ass raped us.
357
00:23:19,964 --> 00:23:22,044
Speaking of which did Nora
tell you about our mishap?
358
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,168
Mark. What?
359
00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:25,802
Come on I wanna show you inside.
Okay.
360
00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:27,271
I'm sorry it was an accident.
361
00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:28,982
Uh huh.
362
00:23:29,006 --> 00:23:31,341
The belly has me
all disoriented.
363
00:23:31,441 --> 00:23:32,609
This is the dining room.
364
00:23:32,709 --> 00:23:35,279
Whoa, wow. I know.
365
00:23:35,379 --> 00:23:37,014
This is the kitchen.
366
00:23:40,184 --> 00:23:42,386
Do you think we're
like total sell outs?
367
00:23:42,486 --> 00:23:47,324
First law school now this.
No, no, no.
368
00:23:47,424 --> 00:23:48,525
It's just so grown up.
369
00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,360
I know. Yeah.
370
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,996
Look how clean it is.
371
00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:53,530
It really is impressively clean.
372
00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:56,566
It was dumb of me.
373
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,266
I shouldn't have told
people before hand.
374
00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:01,005
Now everybody at work looks
at me like I have cancer.
375
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,740
Fuck, so now what?
376
00:24:04,008 --> 00:24:05,075
I don't know.
377
00:24:06,343 --> 00:24:07,543
Guess she's thinking about it.
378
00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:10,147
Well either way man I'm
sure it's not you.
379
00:24:10,247 --> 00:24:13,183
Like if she says no she would
have said no to any guy.
380
00:24:13,283 --> 00:24:14,684
What do you mean?
381
00:24:16,086 --> 00:24:19,189
Well I'm not saying
she's a lesbian.
382
00:24:20,757 --> 00:24:24,361
Look I'm no expert but most
girls are dying for this shit.
383
00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:27,364
Like Nora begged me to marry her
384
00:24:27,464 --> 00:24:28,832
and she was a lesbian.
385
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:30,867
She begged you?
386
00:24:31,068 --> 00:24:32,536
Yeah dude, begged.
387
00:24:34,238 --> 00:24:36,140
Sonia's different.
388
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,410
Right well that's what
I'm trying to say,
389
00:24:40,510 --> 00:24:43,280
just maybe resolve
390
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,948
this sooner than later
391
00:24:45,049 --> 00:24:47,330
because you don't wanna stick
around for another two years
392
00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:48,755
if she's not going to marry you.
393
00:24:50,254 --> 00:24:54,058
This is so good, I'm so
happy we found this place.
394
00:24:56,060 --> 00:25:00,164
Oh, Chris can help me
dig out that stump.
395
00:25:00,264 --> 00:25:02,266
Why do you need to
dig out a stump?
396
00:25:02,366 --> 00:25:03,806
Because that's where
we're gonna bury
397
00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:05,569
little Bing's foreskin.
398
00:25:05,669 --> 00:25:07,104
It's a Jewish tradition.
399
00:25:07,204 --> 00:25:10,474
No, we are not
butchering baby Ellie.
400
00:25:10,574 --> 00:25:11,574
Bing.
401
00:25:12,476 --> 00:25:15,279
Bing as in like, Chandler Bing?
402
00:25:15,379 --> 00:25:17,247
No, Crosby.
403
00:25:18,748 --> 00:25:20,450
Can I talk to you real quick.
404
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:21,550
Ya.
405
00:25:24,288 --> 00:25:26,723
Sorry just, one second okay?
406
00:25:26,823 --> 00:25:28,758
I just need a little time.
407
00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:33,097
You know I still feel like
I need to, evolve more.
408
00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:39,369
You know, like in general,
and you know at work to.
409
00:25:39,469 --> 00:25:41,138
But I also was
thinking that maybe,
410
00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:43,676
you know, we could
work on some stuff.
411
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,580
We could spice things up
a little bit, we could.
412
00:25:45,604 --> 00:25:47,677
How much time do you
think you'll need?
413
00:25:47,777 --> 00:25:49,113
I don't know.
414
00:25:49,213 --> 00:25:51,681
Because the uncertainty
is kinda killing me here.
415
00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,350
But it's not really
that uncertain.
416
00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:55,570
Well if it's not uncertain
then can we just set a date
417
00:25:55,594 --> 00:25:58,188
for our engagement for
like, a month or two?
418
00:25:58,288 --> 00:25:59,632
A month, or two
months, or three.
419
00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:00,660
Three?
420
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:01,924
Well what if I need six months,
421
00:26:01,948 --> 00:26:05,152
what if I don't know how
long I'm gonna need?
422
00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:12,236
Chris?
423
00:26:12,336 --> 00:26:14,204
Then maybe we shouldn't-
424
00:26:18,808 --> 00:26:20,377
be together.
425
00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:24,190
You're gonna break up with me?
426
00:26:24,214 --> 00:26:27,651
If I, if I don't give you
a date to get engaged by?
427
00:26:27,751 --> 00:26:29,319
Look, you don't get it.
428
00:26:29,419 --> 00:26:32,656
I love you and I want
to be with you forever.
429
00:26:32,756 --> 00:26:34,891
I think you're perfect.
430
00:26:35,159 --> 00:26:37,594
I don't think you need to...
431
00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:39,363
Evolve? Evolve.
432
00:26:39,463 --> 00:26:42,232
And I think we're great to.
433
00:26:42,332 --> 00:26:45,034
And if you don't then maybe
434
00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:49,173
we just want different
things and we always will.
435
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:58,014
Can I at least have a few
days to think about it?
436
00:26:58,248 --> 00:26:59,516
This is so crazy.
437
00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:03,229
Women give men ultimatums
all the time and
438
00:27:03,253 --> 00:27:04,488
maybe he's right.
439
00:27:04,588 --> 00:27:07,857
Maybe we're like, to different.
440
00:27:07,957 --> 00:27:10,560
You guys love each other as
much as any couple I know
441
00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:13,397
and before all this you guys
were doing great, right?
442
00:27:18,502 --> 00:27:21,004
Did you email about google?
443
00:27:21,271 --> 00:27:22,271
Hm?
444
00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:24,207
Google?
445
00:27:28,512 --> 00:27:30,580
I don't think I want to.
446
00:27:31,748 --> 00:27:33,217
Why?
447
00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:37,053
You said that that's every
nerds dream job, why?
448
00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:40,357
I don't know, I'm
fine in my job here.
449
00:27:41,558 --> 00:27:43,860
This is your career,
this is your whole life,
450
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,263
you don't want to
just be fine with it.
451
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:48,241
You are so great at what you do
452
00:27:48,265 --> 00:27:50,600
you, you, you
should pursue this.
453
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,700
Maybe.
454
00:27:53,303 --> 00:27:54,571
Ugh, maybe.
455
00:27:54,671 --> 00:27:56,139
Chris, you're ugh.
456
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,141
Why are you getting so
worked up about this?
457
00:27:58,242 --> 00:28:00,362
Because you're just, you're
like this with everything.
458
00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:04,548
It's like you're okay with
everything just being okay.
459
00:28:04,648 --> 00:28:05,749
Why shouldn't I be?
460
00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:09,419
Because okay is like,
it's, you know.
461
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:12,656
It's like settling for
a seven out a ten.
462
00:28:12,756 --> 00:28:13,857
A seven is great.
463
00:28:13,957 --> 00:28:16,826
A seven it's, that's
barely passing!
464
00:28:16,926 --> 00:28:19,829
If you get, if you get below a
seventy on a test, you fail.
465
00:28:19,929 --> 00:28:21,774
You only live once and
you should at least try
466
00:28:21,798 --> 00:28:23,433
to have everything in
your life be a ten.
467
00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:24,668
That's crazy.
468
00:28:24,768 --> 00:28:27,304
That's not crazy,
why is that crazy?
469
00:28:27,404 --> 00:28:29,339
I think you're a ten.
470
00:28:29,439 --> 00:28:30,874
I think you're more then a ten.
471
00:28:30,974 --> 00:28:31,974
You do?
472
00:28:32,809 --> 00:28:34,278
Of course I do.
473
00:28:36,546 --> 00:28:38,748
Why, what do you think I am?
474
00:28:41,485 --> 00:28:44,988
I think we just
grade differently.
475
00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:47,900
I'm sorry.
476
00:28:47,924 --> 00:28:49,158
It's okay.
477
00:28:49,359 --> 00:28:50,427
I think you're a ten.
478
00:28:50,527 --> 00:28:53,630
No, can we please just
forget it, I'm fine,
479
00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:56,600
I'm fine, I just
want to forget it.
480
00:29:00,870 --> 00:29:01,870
Look.
481
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,810
See this, this is
where I live right?
482
00:29:12,649 --> 00:29:15,419
Like a really great
day, it's like a seven.
483
00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:16,786
Okay?
484
00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:20,524
Like the day my dad died,
it's probably a two.
485
00:29:21,758 --> 00:29:24,394
And I just, I live
right in there.
486
00:29:25,629 --> 00:29:28,765
You know I think you're amazing.
487
00:29:28,865 --> 00:29:30,033
You do?
488
00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:32,869
Yes, I've never met
anybody like you.
489
00:29:34,704 --> 00:29:36,504
I think that's one of the
reasons that I don't
490
00:29:36,528 --> 00:29:38,342
really care about the job thing
491
00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:41,845
is because I'm so
happy with you.
492
00:29:41,945 --> 00:29:46,683
Plus it's in San Francisco,
and you love New York.
493
00:29:46,783 --> 00:29:51,588
I know but if you love it, we
could figure something out.
494
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:53,789
You know?
495
00:30:01,365 --> 00:30:02,666
Are you still mad at me?
496
00:30:02,766 --> 00:30:05,469
No, no, I just want to get
a little more work done.
497
00:30:05,569 --> 00:30:07,203
But we will tomorrow, okay?
498
00:30:07,437 --> 00:30:08,437
I promise.
499
00:30:09,539 --> 00:30:13,009
Uh, that's how my grandma
used to kiss me.
500
00:30:14,478 --> 00:30:16,380
You but what does
that mean exactly,
501
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,247
not all the time.
502
00:30:18,348 --> 00:30:19,668
We haven't done it
in nine months.
503
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:20,484
Seriously?
504
00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:21,818
Not since the baby.
505
00:30:21,918 --> 00:30:24,621
Breast feeding gives women
a dry vagina. Whoa.
506
00:30:24,721 --> 00:30:26,990
Anyway, you really can't
compare like that.
507
00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:29,025
Every relationship is different.
508
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:31,861
Yeah, I know. I know, that's
what every body says,
509
00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:34,081
but how else am I supposed
to gauge what's acceptable?
510
00:30:34,105 --> 00:30:36,900
Well Chris's behavior
certainly isn't acceptable.
511
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,437
I don't know, I think that
he made some fair points.
512
00:30:40,537 --> 00:30:41,737
If he doesn't cave, you should
513
00:30:41,761 --> 00:30:43,407
defiantly get to keep the place.
514
00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:44,741
What do you mean?
515
00:30:44,841 --> 00:30:46,309
Well you're not gonna
let him extort
516
00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:48,244
a yes out of you, are you?
517
00:30:48,445 --> 00:30:49,679
It's not extortion,
518
00:30:49,779 --> 00:30:52,649
an ultimatum is an acceptable
form of negotiation.
519
00:30:52,749 --> 00:30:53,917
Extortion is illegal.
520
00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:55,017
What?
521
00:30:56,152 --> 00:30:57,454
I can't think straight.
522
00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:59,322
You should talk to him.
523
00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:00,990
Ya, well I left him
two messages and
524
00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:02,526
he hasn't called my back.
525
00:31:02,626 --> 00:31:04,494
I gotta go, I gotta go.
526
00:31:05,729 --> 00:31:06,729
Hi.
527
00:31:21,778 --> 00:31:23,847
I'm Laura, we ride the
same train right?
528
00:31:23,947 --> 00:31:25,682
Yes, Sonia.
529
00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:26,516
What'd you get?
530
00:31:26,616 --> 00:31:27,487
Just some underwear.
531
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,671
I'm way behind on my laundry.
532
00:31:28,695 --> 00:31:30,053
Oh, me to.
533
00:31:30,153 --> 00:31:33,823
Did you see, there's a
sale on um, cosabellas.
534
00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:37,961
Oh I've never really tried
the whole thong thing.
535
00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:39,829
Oh, you know I used
to be like that to
536
00:31:39,929 --> 00:31:41,565
but they're actually
totally comfortable.
537
00:31:41,665 --> 00:31:43,600
And much more flattering
than you would think.
538
00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,102
And you can't see them, not
even through a sarong.
539
00:31:46,202 --> 00:31:48,071
I travel a lot for work.
540
00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:54,520
You dreamt of being a princess
541
00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:58,147
now you have a little
princess of your own
542
00:31:58,247 --> 00:32:01,985
and we understand that keeping
her clean and healthy
543
00:32:02,085 --> 00:32:05,154
is the most important
thing to you.
544
00:32:05,254 --> 00:32:08,324
That's why all our products
are made from the purest
545
00:32:08,492 --> 00:32:11,027
organic ingredients
with no artificial
546
00:32:11,127 --> 00:32:12,896
or chemical additives.
547
00:32:16,165 --> 00:32:17,567
Breing.
548
00:32:20,113 --> 00:32:21,113
Hey.
549
00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:26,145
Hi Zack.
550
00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:27,370
Hi, here to see Sonia?
551
00:33:27,637 --> 00:33:28,637
Ya.
552
00:33:30,974 --> 00:33:32,275
Is that for me?
553
00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:34,177
Oh, we were flower shopping
for Nora's wedding
554
00:33:34,277 --> 00:33:35,712
and they gave us
some free samples.
555
00:33:35,812 --> 00:33:39,082
It was so much fun, it made
me want to get married again.
556
00:33:39,182 --> 00:33:40,449
Sorry.
557
00:33:40,584 --> 00:33:43,687
It's okay, it not like
I have a disease.
558
00:33:43,787 --> 00:33:45,054
Smell this one.
559
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:47,833
Wow, wow.
560
00:33:47,857 --> 00:33:49,458
That's what I said.
561
00:33:49,659 --> 00:33:50,670
Lee said it's to strong.
562
00:33:50,694 --> 00:33:51,961
I told you,
563
00:33:52,061 --> 00:33:55,264
it's different when there's
one at every table.
564
00:33:57,210 --> 00:33:58,210
Sonia.
565
00:33:58,234 --> 00:33:59,502
Ya?
566
00:33:59,603 --> 00:34:01,671
Are you wearing a thong?
567
00:34:03,016 --> 00:34:04,016
No.
568
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,174
Yes you are.
569
00:34:05,274 --> 00:34:06,876
Okay, please don't laugh at me.
570
00:34:06,976 --> 00:34:08,020
I have thongs.
571
00:34:08,044 --> 00:34:08,912
No, I know.
572
00:34:09,012 --> 00:34:11,180
I didn't, until yesterday.
573
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,283
And then I picked up
the wrong bag so.
574
00:34:15,685 --> 00:34:16,965
I told my friends
about the woman
575
00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:19,255
from the train and how
I'd always fantasized
576
00:34:19,355 --> 00:34:20,223
that by the time I got married,
577
00:34:20,323 --> 00:34:21,490
I'd be more like her.
578
00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,059
I told them that I
couldn't imagine
579
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,327
saying yes to Chris now,
580
00:34:24,427 --> 00:34:25,987
given our different
expectations of life
581
00:34:26,087 --> 00:34:27,455
and of love, and
if this meant that
582
00:34:27,555 --> 00:34:29,265
he was going to dump me,
583
00:34:29,365 --> 00:34:31,043
maybe that doesn't have
to be so terrible.
584
00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:33,536
Maybe it could even be an
opportunity to explore
585
00:34:33,637 --> 00:34:36,105
and grow, maybe even do some
traveling like that lady who
586
00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,041
wrote Eat Pray Love.
587
00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:39,676
Then do it.
588
00:34:39,776 --> 00:34:42,779
Oh, I have a promotional
voucher with virgin,
589
00:34:42,879 --> 00:34:45,514
we could get you a
ticket half off.
590
00:34:45,649 --> 00:34:48,117
I think it's good anywhere
over the Atlantic.
591
00:34:48,217 --> 00:34:51,120
So, where would you
ideally want to go?
592
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:52,021
Wait, wait, I don't.
593
00:34:52,121 --> 00:34:53,699
What, it's okay.
594
00:34:53,723 --> 00:34:56,826
If Chris backs out we can
just reclaim the voucher.
595
00:34:56,926 --> 00:34:59,062
He's not, he's not
gonna back out.
596
00:34:59,162 --> 00:35:01,164
He won't even speak to me.
597
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,071
Ya, okay, ya I'll
take a few days off.
598
00:35:08,872 --> 00:35:11,717
Okay, so where to?
599
00:35:11,741 --> 00:35:14,778
Oh you could go to
India like she did.
600
00:35:14,878 --> 00:35:18,047
Paris. Rome?
601
00:35:18,147 --> 00:35:19,015
Rome.
602
00:35:19,115 --> 00:35:21,284
You could look up Fabrizio.
603
00:35:33,162 --> 00:35:34,397
I'll see you soon. Ciao bella.
604
00:35:50,113 --> 00:35:53,116
So, I guess this is goodbye.
605
00:35:53,216 --> 00:35:56,019
Is a sadness you are
lesbian because,
606
00:35:56,119 --> 00:35:59,723
when I first see you I
like you very much.
607
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:08,708
Hey.
608
00:36:08,732 --> 00:36:09,732
Hi.
609
00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:15,338
What's that?
610
00:36:17,473 --> 00:36:19,442
It's an itinerary.
611
00:36:19,743 --> 00:36:20,743
For you?
612
00:36:31,888 --> 00:36:33,289
I'm really sorry.
613
00:36:35,892 --> 00:36:39,662
I can't be engaged right now..
Son.
614
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:40,830
Just let me finish, okay?
615
00:36:40,930 --> 00:36:42,330
Cuz I actually think
that it's okay.
616
00:36:42,354 --> 00:36:44,868
You know, because the ultimatum
made me realize that
617
00:36:44,968 --> 00:36:47,603
we want different things,
at least right now.
618
00:36:47,771 --> 00:36:51,374
So I bought this ticket,
and I'm gonna go to Rome,
619
00:36:51,474 --> 00:36:54,077
and do something
bold for once and.
620
00:36:54,177 --> 00:36:55,078
Wait, are you saying
you don't want
621
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:56,345
to be together at all now?
622
00:36:56,445 --> 00:36:59,182
Didn't you say that right?
We either get engaged.
623
00:36:59,282 --> 00:37:00,316
Ya, ya, ya no.
624
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:01,617
Am I right? No, ya, right.
625
00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:04,420
Right, have a great
time on your trip.
626
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,623
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
627
00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:09,092
what is all this?
628
00:37:10,593 --> 00:37:12,471
I came here to tell you
I wanted to be with you
629
00:37:12,495 --> 00:37:13,830
no matter what.
630
00:37:16,866 --> 00:37:18,167
Wait, wait, wait.
631
00:37:18,267 --> 00:37:19,502
What?
632
00:37:19,602 --> 00:37:22,538
I don't know, don't you
ever feel like you
633
00:37:22,806 --> 00:37:25,041
haven't really lived?
634
00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:30,079
I feel like I was waiting
for you to start my life.
635
00:38:21,197 --> 00:38:25,301
Ciao, Sonia Freedman.
636
00:38:26,469 --> 00:38:27,469
Grazie.
637
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,066
Sonia.
638
00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:09,425
Hi, Ciao.
639
00:42:09,525 --> 00:42:11,160
Ciao bella.
640
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:12,395
Hi.
641
00:42:12,495 --> 00:42:14,597
Wow how are you?
This is so nuts.
642
00:42:14,697 --> 00:42:18,301
Wow, nuts I don't no-
643
00:42:18,401 --> 00:42:20,536
Ah it's crazy.
644
00:42:20,636 --> 00:42:22,305
Ah si, si, si.
645
00:42:22,405 --> 00:42:25,474
We have a work emergenza,
maybe you help.
646
00:42:25,574 --> 00:42:27,210
Okay. Yeah?
647
00:42:27,310 --> 00:42:28,844
Yeah. Okay.
648
00:42:29,845 --> 00:42:31,714
Sonia, Jessie my brother.
649
00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:35,118
Ciao.
650
00:42:37,686 --> 00:42:39,422
I'm of average height.
651
00:42:48,131 --> 00:42:49,298
Perfecto.
652
00:42:49,398 --> 00:42:50,799
Oh ah, oh no, no.
653
00:42:52,201 --> 00:42:54,537
Our model no show.
654
00:42:56,339 --> 00:42:58,006
Ah, personal problem.
655
00:42:58,207 --> 00:43:00,576
We do travel guides.
656
00:43:04,347 --> 00:43:08,617
Oh you're missing and
H, it's a hipster.
657
00:43:08,717 --> 00:43:10,386
A ipster. Hipster.
658
00:43:10,486 --> 00:43:12,020
Ipster for Roma-
659
00:43:12,155 --> 00:43:12,921
Hipster. Ipster Milan.
660
00:43:13,156 --> 00:43:14,757
It's hipster.
661
00:43:14,857 --> 00:43:16,359
Ipster.
662
00:43:26,402 --> 00:43:27,770
Thank you.
663
00:43:27,870 --> 00:43:29,672
Audrey in Roman Holiday.
664
00:43:29,772 --> 00:43:32,375
Yeah, maybe her lesbian cousin.
665
00:43:37,213 --> 00:43:39,582
Yeah you have to move
around a little bit.
666
00:43:39,682 --> 00:43:40,692
Yeah just like.
667
00:43:43,219 --> 00:43:44,920
Ah not so much robotic.
668
00:43:51,394 --> 00:43:52,928
Do you want like
a glass of wine.
669
00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:54,173
Yes, yes.
670
00:43:54,197 --> 00:43:55,698
Okay, I'll be right back.
Grazie.
671
00:44:00,203 --> 00:44:01,304
TV show okay.
672
00:44:02,605 --> 00:44:05,208
Ah I Love Lucy, Captain Hook-
673
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:08,187
Walking Dead.
674
00:44:08,211 --> 00:44:09,345
The Walking Dead.
675
00:44:09,445 --> 00:44:10,445
Yeah.
676
00:44:12,815 --> 00:44:15,251
Stabbing, I don't know anything
677
00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:16,519
Amanda Knox.
678
00:44:18,254 --> 00:44:19,988
Smurfs? The smurf girl.
679
00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,357
Marilyn Monroe?
680
00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:25,270
Oh, Jimi Hendrix.
681
00:44:25,294 --> 00:44:26,862
No?
682
00:44:26,962 --> 00:44:28,864
Kirk Cobain. I don't know.
683
00:44:28,964 --> 00:44:30,404
It's Audrey Hepburn
in Roman Holiday.
684
00:44:30,428 --> 00:44:31,562
Ah si, si.
685
00:44:35,904 --> 00:44:37,706
Ah si, si pretty woman.
686
00:44:42,578 --> 00:44:43,578
Hitler.
687
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:45,681
Ah fawlty towers.
688
00:44:46,626 --> 00:44:47,626
Ah Charlie Chaplin.
689
00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:48,650
Yes.
690
00:44:52,521 --> 00:44:53,589
Miles Davis.
691
00:44:55,658 --> 00:44:57,393
Hannibal Lector.
692
00:44:57,493 --> 00:44:59,328
The bible or Adam and Eve.
693
00:44:59,428 --> 00:45:00,428
Whooo.
694
00:45:02,331 --> 00:45:04,333
Ah, gone with the wind.
695
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:11,916
I'm gonna be sick.
696
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,940
I'm good.
697
00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:52,681
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
698
00:45:52,781 --> 00:45:55,784
I don't, I don't
think I can do this.
699
00:45:56,985 --> 00:46:00,956
I just I almost just got engaged
700
00:46:01,056 --> 00:46:04,593
and I don't think I'm
ready for this I'm sorry.
701
00:46:08,331 --> 00:46:11,600
Oh I've, I've never
done the whole
702
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:14,136
groom your private's thing.
703
00:46:21,410 --> 00:46:22,911
Oh my god seriously,
704
00:46:24,347 --> 00:46:28,083
I can't believe I'm
letting you do this.
705
00:46:28,351 --> 00:46:30,453
Have you done this before?
706
00:46:30,553 --> 00:46:32,488
My family all dabbles.
707
00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:39,338
I'm an artist?
708
00:46:39,362 --> 00:46:40,463
Great, yeah.
709
00:46:40,563 --> 00:46:41,864
You should offer me candy
710
00:46:41,964 --> 00:46:44,833
and then ask me to
get in your van.
711
00:46:44,933 --> 00:46:47,703
You know like an after
school special?
712
00:46:47,803 --> 00:46:50,439
Like a child molester.
713
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,508
Ah si, si, si.
714
00:46:52,608 --> 00:46:53,976
No we no have those in Italy
715
00:46:54,076 --> 00:46:59,748
is a free society
more open not so um-
716
00:46:59,848 --> 00:47:01,183
repressed.
717
00:47:01,384 --> 00:47:02,918
We love who we love.
718
00:47:03,018 --> 00:47:05,138
That just sounds like it's
okay to be a child molester
719
00:47:05,162 --> 00:47:06,263
in Italy.
720
00:47:11,927 --> 00:47:13,629
I kiss you now?
721
00:47:13,729 --> 00:47:16,298
We kiss already no harm
722
00:47:16,399 --> 00:47:18,801
we save the rest for marriage.
723
00:47:18,901 --> 00:47:19,901
Okay.
724
00:47:55,037 --> 00:47:59,508
Bella Sonia I had to go, I
take some money and phone.
725
00:47:59,608 --> 00:48:03,646
I pay you back, I'm almost
married to and we have baby
726
00:48:03,746 --> 00:48:07,716
soon, I promise her a ring
but never even have money.
727
00:48:07,816 --> 00:48:09,885
Please forgive me.
728
00:48:09,985 --> 00:48:12,988
And remember I like you always.
729
00:48:13,088 --> 00:48:14,088
Fabrizio.
730
00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:27,570
Hi this is Marc and Nora
please leave a message.
731
00:48:29,171 --> 00:48:31,974
Hi Nora it's me are you there?
732
00:48:32,074 --> 00:48:33,942
I really miss you guys.
733
00:48:35,277 --> 00:48:38,914
So um the thing is I
think I just got robbed.
734
00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,819
I mean I know that I did.
735
00:48:44,930 --> 00:48:45,930
Hello?
736
00:48:45,954 --> 00:48:47,089
Hello.
737
00:48:47,189 --> 00:48:48,491
Hi.
738
00:48:49,692 --> 00:48:50,692
Chris?
739
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:52,895
Yeah.
740
00:48:52,995 --> 00:48:53,995
Hi.
741
00:48:55,631 --> 00:48:57,933
Are you okay? Yeah.
742
00:48:58,033 --> 00:48:58,767
Should I pause the movie?
743
00:48:58,867 --> 00:49:00,202
Oh is that Nora?
744
00:49:01,236 --> 00:49:03,105
Ah no it's the TV.
745
00:49:03,205 --> 00:49:04,607
Are you alright?
746
00:49:04,707 --> 00:49:08,511
Yeah, I'm fine I
just, I was an idiot
747
00:49:08,611 --> 00:49:12,715
and I got robbed but
when in Rome you know.
748
00:49:15,684 --> 00:49:17,352
But you're okay physically?
749
00:49:17,553 --> 00:49:18,854
Yeah no totally.
750
00:49:22,157 --> 00:49:23,157
How are you?
751
00:49:24,927 --> 00:49:26,128
I'm fine.
752
00:49:27,630 --> 00:49:29,131
Oh damn it, hello?
753
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:31,009
Chris,
754
00:49:31,867 --> 00:49:32,867
Hello?
755
00:50:37,633 --> 00:50:39,134
So it wasn't amazing?
756
00:50:39,234 --> 00:50:40,235
Um amazing?
757
00:50:41,737 --> 00:50:44,973
No, but I'm glad
I went, I guess.
758
00:50:45,073 --> 00:50:46,609
Dun dun dah dum.
759
00:50:51,013 --> 00:50:52,781
Why didn't you take
your clothes off?
760
00:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,316
It was just to
give them an idea.
761
00:50:55,984 --> 00:50:58,186
Okay well we'll have to do
something about this but-
762
00:50:58,286 --> 00:51:00,823
I think you'll look gorgeous.
763
00:51:02,057 --> 00:51:03,726
It's beautiful, it's beautiful.
764
00:51:03,826 --> 00:51:06,161
I don't know I just don't
feel like it's me.
765
00:51:06,261 --> 00:51:08,697
Honey, you would
be a burlap sack.
766
00:51:08,797 --> 00:51:11,499
Yes that what I was talking
about when I said I wanted
767
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:13,435
something more canvasy.
768
00:51:13,669 --> 00:51:14,737
Canvasy?
769
00:51:14,837 --> 00:51:16,371
Wait are you talking
about linen?
770
00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:17,773
Yes linen.
771
00:51:17,873 --> 00:51:20,275
No linen is what you
wear to a beach party,
772
00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:22,110
it's casual, it wrinkles.
773
00:51:22,210 --> 00:51:24,780
So casual is good, please.
774
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,725
Why can't we just make
this whole wedding thing
775
00:51:26,749 --> 00:51:27,749
more homey?
776
00:51:28,851 --> 00:51:33,221
Okay, I'll see what I can do.
777
00:51:33,321 --> 00:51:34,089
So good to have you back.
778
00:51:34,189 --> 00:51:35,523
Bye.
779
00:51:35,724 --> 00:51:37,860
Thank you for everything.
780
00:51:43,198 --> 00:51:46,902
Is Chris still living
with you guys?
781
00:51:47,002 --> 00:51:48,036
How is he?
782
00:51:48,136 --> 00:51:49,136
He's...
783
00:51:51,016 --> 00:51:52,216
why don't you come for dinner?
784
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,240
No. What'd be the point?
785
00:51:55,878 --> 00:51:58,981
The point would be
to have dinner.
786
00:51:59,081 --> 00:52:01,083
Just think about it okay?
787
00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:06,855
Hey I'm gonna head out.
788
00:52:06,955 --> 00:52:08,290
Are you okay?
789
00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:10,225
Tara left me.
790
00:52:10,325 --> 00:52:11,894
For good this time.
791
00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:13,796
Oh man I'm so sorry.
792
00:52:17,766 --> 00:52:19,868
Listen I need you
to do me a favor.
793
00:52:19,968 --> 00:52:21,336
I need to get outta here.
794
00:52:21,436 --> 00:52:23,596
I'm a mess can you just throw
something together for me
795
00:52:23,739 --> 00:52:24,807
for that sneaker thing?
796
00:52:24,907 --> 00:52:26,909
Oh actually I have a
dinner that I have to-
797
00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:28,977
It won't take you long.
798
00:52:29,077 --> 00:52:32,815
You just got back from vacation
you'll rock it I know it.
799
00:52:34,182 --> 00:52:35,182
You run.
800
00:52:36,384 --> 00:52:37,384
You swim.
801
00:52:39,254 --> 00:52:40,254
You climb.
802
00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:42,389
You fight.
803
00:52:43,726 --> 00:52:44,726
You fall.
804
00:52:45,728 --> 00:52:46,728
You get up.
805
00:52:47,429 --> 00:52:50,132
And you do it all again.
806
00:52:50,232 --> 00:52:52,134
Because you are a woman.
807
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,200
Hi.
808
00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:19,103
Is everything okay?
809
00:53:19,127 --> 00:53:20,327
Yeah they've been going at it.
810
00:53:20,829 --> 00:53:22,130
For about an hour.
811
00:53:22,230 --> 00:53:24,599
It's the 21st century
and you choose birth
812
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,468
and Fiddler on the Roof.
813
00:53:26,769 --> 00:53:27,870
Hi Gary.
814
00:53:27,970 --> 00:53:29,013
Hi Gary, hi.
815
00:53:29,037 --> 00:53:30,338
What's happenin'?
816
00:53:30,438 --> 00:53:32,875
Gary's the midwife, midhusband?
817
00:53:32,975 --> 00:53:34,485
No actually that's
funny you say that.
818
00:53:34,509 --> 00:53:35,911
You are a moron.
819
00:53:36,011 --> 00:53:38,180
It's labor if you just read
the articles I gave you
820
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,147
then you would understand.
821
00:53:39,247 --> 00:53:40,648
What is sacred about it?
822
00:53:40,783 --> 00:53:42,918
What is sacred oh yeah
please little tiny hippie
823
00:53:43,018 --> 00:53:45,453
she male with no medical
qualifications at all
824
00:53:45,553 --> 00:53:47,823
by all means deliver
my first child!
825
00:53:49,024 --> 00:53:51,803
Just gonna say midwife
means with woman
826
00:53:51,827 --> 00:53:53,495
so you could be a
man or a woman.
827
00:53:53,796 --> 00:53:54,296
Okay.
828
00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:55,439
I'm a man.
829
00:53:55,463 --> 00:53:56,965
Right.
830
00:53:57,065 --> 00:54:01,136
He doesn't understand, he just
doesn't respect my opinion.
831
00:54:02,871 --> 00:54:04,306
Oh come on sure he does.
832
00:54:04,406 --> 00:54:06,274
No I did all this homework,
833
00:54:06,374 --> 00:54:07,876
I did all this research.
834
00:54:07,976 --> 00:54:10,245
I mean Gary is the
seventh rated midwife
835
00:54:10,345 --> 00:54:12,314
in the tri state area.
836
00:54:12,414 --> 00:54:15,550
Actually it's sixth now. Sixth.
837
00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:17,152
I'm gonna... Yeah.
838
00:54:17,252 --> 00:54:19,221
Well everything looks great.
839
00:54:19,321 --> 00:54:22,024
I think we got a
good one coming.
840
00:54:23,058 --> 00:54:24,226
So nice to meet you.
841
00:54:24,326 --> 00:54:25,928
Nice to meet you to Gary.
842
00:54:26,028 --> 00:54:29,865
Nora take care, I will
see you soon, yes.
843
00:54:29,965 --> 00:54:30,632
Thanks Gary, thank you.
844
00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:33,035
Alright, stay cool.
845
00:54:33,135 --> 00:54:34,269
Okay you too.
846
00:54:37,072 --> 00:54:40,909
Oh no I mean what if Mark
and I just rushed into this
847
00:54:41,009 --> 00:54:42,677
I mean we hardly
know each other?
848
00:54:42,845 --> 00:54:44,446
No you guys are
amazing together.
849
00:54:44,546 --> 00:54:46,148
He won't even talk to Gary,
850
00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:47,415
he won't listen.
851
00:54:47,515 --> 00:54:49,952
He will I think he's
just probably scared.
852
00:54:50,052 --> 00:54:51,553
Scared of what?
853
00:54:51,653 --> 00:54:55,690
You know guys they get
squeamish and you know scared
854
00:54:55,858 --> 00:54:58,927
about stuff that they
don't know about.
855
00:54:59,027 --> 00:55:03,031
He did tell me that he had a
dream that Gary ate the baby.
856
00:55:06,334 --> 00:55:09,104
Oh did you see Chris?
857
00:55:09,204 --> 00:55:10,372
Yeah.
858
00:55:10,472 --> 00:55:11,974
And?
859
00:55:12,074 --> 00:55:14,309
I feel like I'm intruding.
860
00:55:15,510 --> 00:55:18,180
You told him I was coming right?
861
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,181
You're not intruding.
862
00:55:19,281 --> 00:55:20,115
You didn't tell him?
863
00:55:20,215 --> 00:55:21,483
Well I don't need to tell him
864
00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:24,219
he wants to see you, I
know he wants to see you
865
00:55:24,319 --> 00:55:26,421
and this is my house.
866
00:55:26,521 --> 00:55:27,932
Oh no.
867
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,295
Where's Mark?
868
00:55:34,462 --> 00:55:35,462
Bathroom.
869
00:55:43,338 --> 00:55:44,907
How was your trip?
870
00:55:47,910 --> 00:55:49,577
It was sort of a bust.
871
00:55:56,184 --> 00:55:57,519
Thanks you guys.
872
00:55:59,988 --> 00:56:02,557
Hey um, did Chris tell you
873
00:56:02,657 --> 00:56:04,592
that he's been
teaching me to dance?
874
00:56:04,692 --> 00:56:06,929
I wanna surprise Mark
for the wedding.
875
00:56:07,029 --> 00:56:07,930
Do you wanna show her?
876
00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:08,663
Sure.
877
00:56:08,931 --> 00:56:09,998
Okay.
878
00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:12,310
It's really hard.
879
00:56:15,537 --> 00:56:16,838
One, two.
880
00:56:16,939 --> 00:56:18,673
Not as impressive if
you count out loud.
881
00:56:20,142 --> 00:56:21,142
Ready?
882
00:56:22,955 --> 00:56:23,955
Oh.
883
00:56:23,979 --> 00:56:24,546
No?
884
00:56:24,646 --> 00:56:25,447
No.
885
00:56:25,547 --> 00:56:26,414
Oh I'm like the worst.
886
00:56:26,514 --> 00:56:28,250
You'd be surprised.
887
00:56:31,286 --> 00:56:33,155
You're going to soon.
888
00:56:34,656 --> 00:56:36,224
Oh.
889
00:56:36,324 --> 00:56:37,324
Awesome.
890
00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:57,312
We gonna eat or what?
891
00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:01,583
I ah, I'm gonna take
off, I gotta get going.
892
00:57:01,683 --> 00:57:04,019
Oh you're, you're not
going to stay for dinner?
893
00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:05,988
No sorry I gotta go.
894
00:57:07,189 --> 00:57:08,556
Bye dude.
895
00:57:10,993 --> 00:57:15,263
I'm so sorry I should have
told him you were coming
896
00:57:15,363 --> 00:57:16,674
I guess we caught him off guard
897
00:57:16,698 --> 00:57:18,333
but I know he wants to see you.
898
00:57:18,433 --> 00:57:22,204
Okay. Shut up Mark.
899
00:58:09,317 --> 00:58:11,586
I brought my stuff down
let's find our table.
900
00:58:11,686 --> 00:58:13,388
Okay, I'll carry...
901
00:58:23,431 --> 00:58:24,499
We're over here.
902
00:58:37,612 --> 00:58:42,084
Oh Son, we were doing the
seating chart at Nora's
903
00:58:42,184 --> 00:58:44,224
and Chris was there, you
guys had just broken up so-
904
00:58:44,248 --> 00:58:46,985
He didn't want to sit with me.
905
00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:51,159
It's okay, you know,
why would he.
906
00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:54,529
Um I'm gonna go get my music.
907
00:58:55,630 --> 00:58:57,765
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
908
00:58:57,865 --> 00:58:59,534
I'm sure he would
love to sit with you
909
00:58:59,634 --> 00:59:01,112
if he knew you wanted to.
910
00:59:01,136 --> 00:59:03,771
He doesn't like me anymore.
911
00:59:03,871 --> 00:59:05,340
He won't even look at me.
912
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,152
He proposed to you
three weeks ago,
913
00:59:08,176 --> 00:59:12,580
he loves you, you're
being looney.
914
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:17,319
Listen to me, seriously,
just go talk to him.
915
00:59:31,831 --> 00:59:33,111
Johnathan is with him right now.
916
00:59:33,135 --> 00:59:34,236
Hi. Hi.
917
00:59:34,336 --> 00:59:35,803
Hi I'm Katey.
918
00:59:35,903 --> 00:59:36,571
I went to college
with Mark and Chris.
919
00:59:36,671 --> 00:59:37,839
Oh hi I'm Sonia.
920
00:59:37,939 --> 00:59:40,184
I was just going to
show Chris my kid
921
00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:43,311
anyways so I literally
feel like I haven't slept
922
00:59:43,411 --> 00:59:44,679
in two and a half years.
923
00:59:44,779 --> 00:59:47,048
I swear before I'd hear
these stories about people
924
00:59:47,149 --> 00:59:49,151
throwing their babies in
the garbage and what ever
925
00:59:49,251 --> 00:59:53,020
and I thought animals but
now I can understand.
926
00:59:53,155 --> 00:59:55,523
I mean I wouldn't obviously but,
927
00:59:55,623 --> 00:59:57,225
do either of you have kids?
928
00:59:57,325 --> 00:59:57,925
No.
929
00:59:58,193 --> 00:59:59,594
No.
930
00:59:59,694 --> 01:00:00,862
They're great.
931
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,569
Aw, I'm gonna get another drink.
932
01:00:07,669 --> 01:00:08,903
You guys want anything?
933
01:00:09,103 --> 01:00:11,606
No, thank you. I'm good.
934
01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:17,912
That kid looked a
little like the devil.
935
01:00:18,112 --> 01:00:19,247
Chris?
936
01:00:20,848 --> 01:00:24,219
It was really good to see
you the other night.
937
01:00:24,319 --> 01:00:25,799
Chris, we need you for pictures.
938
01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,658
Wait, please hold on.
939
01:00:30,258 --> 01:00:33,027
Can I sit with you tonight?
940
01:00:33,228 --> 01:00:34,429
At the dinner part.
941
01:00:34,529 --> 01:00:37,732
They seated us at
different tables but
942
01:00:37,832 --> 01:00:39,032
I really want to sit with you.
943
01:00:41,436 --> 01:00:42,804
I really miss you.
944
01:00:44,939 --> 01:00:46,541
Do I have to talk to you?
945
01:00:50,845 --> 01:00:52,914
Nope. Okay, good.
946
01:00:56,951 --> 01:01:01,456
I promise to love you,
take care of you,
947
01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:06,528
put up with you, and
never to watch TV shows
948
01:01:06,628 --> 01:01:10,298
with out you and then pretend
I haven't seen them.
949
01:01:13,468 --> 01:01:16,238
Nora I...
950
01:01:17,939 --> 01:01:19,241
I'm sorry I...
951
01:01:23,711 --> 01:01:27,114
What she said, everything she
said is what I think to.
952
01:01:27,249 --> 01:01:28,516
Well folks there you have it.
953
01:01:28,616 --> 01:01:32,263
Mark, Nora I now pronounce
you husband and wife.
954
01:01:32,287 --> 01:01:34,021
Mark you may kiss the bride.
955
01:01:57,812 --> 01:01:59,581
So we get in tomorrow
and Lee said that
956
01:01:59,681 --> 01:02:03,351
right away they greet us with
like, this crazy spread.
957
01:02:03,451 --> 01:02:05,487
Oh, did she tell you how
we're gonna be rich?
958
01:02:05,587 --> 01:02:07,121
No.
959
01:02:07,289 --> 01:02:10,124
I have a great
idea, it's genius.
960
01:02:10,325 --> 01:02:13,628
Three ounce lube.
961
01:02:13,728 --> 01:02:15,563
Till death do us part.
962
01:02:15,663 --> 01:02:17,965
Come on, no I'm serious.
This is a serious idea.
963
01:02:18,065 --> 01:02:20,167
Okay if you, you can get
shampoo, you can get lotion,
964
01:02:20,302 --> 01:02:22,022
you can get all that
stuff in a travel size,
965
01:02:22,046 --> 01:02:24,839
you can't find travel
size lube anywhere.
966
01:02:24,939 --> 01:02:28,009
I spent all morning
with a eye dropper,
967
01:02:28,109 --> 01:02:30,412
filling a bunch of
containers of it.
968
01:02:30,512 --> 01:02:33,180
That's really what he did. Ya.
969
01:02:33,315 --> 01:02:34,148
Alright let's get all
the lovely couples
970
01:02:34,316 --> 01:02:35,817
out here on the dance floor.
971
01:02:43,858 --> 01:02:47,329
♪ It had to be you
972
01:02:49,997 --> 01:02:52,800
♪ It had to be you
973
01:02:57,772 --> 01:03:02,377
♪ I wandered around
974
01:03:02,477 --> 01:03:05,246
♪ finally found
975
01:03:05,347 --> 01:03:09,417
♪ The somebody who
976
01:03:11,819 --> 01:03:13,555
Chris I'm so sorry.
977
01:03:14,822 --> 01:03:15,890
For everything.
978
01:03:18,726 --> 01:03:23,030
So, you had a horrible time?
979
01:03:25,433 --> 01:03:26,433
Mmhmm.
980
01:03:27,735 --> 01:03:29,095
And it's safe to
say it's the worst
981
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:31,154
decision you've ever made?
982
01:03:42,584 --> 01:03:44,452
Do you still love me?
983
01:03:45,953 --> 01:03:49,391
Of course I still
love you, you moron.
984
01:03:56,898 --> 01:03:59,867
Chris, dude our song's
coming on next.
985
01:04:43,622 --> 01:04:44,622
Yes.
986
01:04:56,524 --> 01:04:57,524
Mmhmm.
987
01:04:58,526 --> 01:04:59,526
Ya.
988
01:05:00,995 --> 01:05:01,995
Yes.
989
01:05:04,866 --> 01:05:06,668
Okay, not using that.
990
01:05:08,536 --> 01:05:10,004
Let me get in there,
991
01:05:10,104 --> 01:05:12,507
I got some catching up
to do with the girls.
992
01:05:12,607 --> 01:05:13,607
Ya, ya, ya.
993
01:05:18,646 --> 01:05:20,582
How cute was Mark yesterday?
994
01:05:20,682 --> 01:05:21,549
So cute.
995
01:05:21,649 --> 01:05:24,051
Wasn't he adorable?
996
01:05:24,151 --> 01:05:26,521
Your speech was really good,
997
01:05:26,621 --> 01:05:27,861
you're really good at speeches.
998
01:05:33,861 --> 01:05:35,296
Hello?
999
01:05:35,497 --> 01:05:36,698
No, this is him.
1000
01:05:40,502 --> 01:05:41,502
Oh wow.
1001
01:05:43,638 --> 01:05:44,972
Ya no, absolutely.
1002
01:05:46,808 --> 01:05:48,676
That sounds great.
1003
01:05:48,776 --> 01:05:51,846
Ya, no I'll get back
to you by Monday.
1004
01:05:53,014 --> 01:05:54,014
Thank you.
1005
01:05:55,550 --> 01:05:56,751
Great, bye.
1006
01:05:56,851 --> 01:05:57,985
What was that?
1007
01:06:01,689 --> 01:06:03,591
I got the google job.
1008
01:06:05,570 --> 01:06:06,570
You did?
1009
01:06:06,594 --> 01:06:07,261
Ya.
1010
01:06:07,529 --> 01:06:08,262
You got it? Ya.
1011
01:06:08,530 --> 01:06:11,365
Oh my god, that's amazing.
1012
01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:13,034
I didn't even know you applied.
1013
01:06:13,134 --> 01:06:14,769
I'm so proud of you.
1014
01:06:15,647 --> 01:06:16,647
What's wrong?
1015
01:06:16,671 --> 01:06:17,671
It's just.
1016
01:06:18,973 --> 01:06:20,584
What about us?
1017
01:06:20,608 --> 01:06:22,143
We'll figure something out.
1018
01:06:22,243 --> 01:06:24,612
We could see each
other on weekends,
1019
01:06:24,712 --> 01:06:25,980
we could meet in the middle.
1020
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,320
Eventually you can get a
transfer to the New York office.
1021
01:06:28,344 --> 01:06:31,414
Ya know, we'll figure it out.
1022
01:06:31,553 --> 01:06:34,355
I don't want to be in a
long distance relationship.
1023
01:06:34,589 --> 01:06:35,589
I'm 32.
1024
01:06:37,559 --> 01:06:39,761
Honestly I'd rather
just, not take the job.
1025
01:06:39,861 --> 01:06:42,129
You can't not take the job. Why?
1026
01:06:42,229 --> 01:06:43,629
Because-I would
rather be with you.
1027
01:06:43,797 --> 01:06:45,474
This is a once in a
life time opportunity.
1028
01:06:45,498 --> 01:06:47,201
You can't not take the job.
1029
01:06:52,073 --> 01:06:53,641
What are you doing?
1030
01:06:55,076 --> 01:06:56,787
Don't you see we're headed right
back to where we started?
1031
01:06:56,811 --> 01:06:58,680
Because I'm pushing you
with this job thing?
1032
01:06:58,780 --> 01:06:59,814
I want you to be happy,
1033
01:06:59,914 --> 01:07:01,354
I want you to fulfill
your potential.
1034
01:07:01,454 --> 01:07:03,054
There's one thing that
will make me happy
1035
01:07:03,078 --> 01:07:05,107
and you know exactly
what that is.
1036
01:07:10,301 --> 01:07:11,301
Wait.
1037
01:07:11,325 --> 01:07:12,059
Wait, wait, wait.
1038
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:13,159
What?
1039
01:07:15,597 --> 01:07:17,732
I'm amenable to the idea.
1040
01:07:19,277 --> 01:07:20,277
Amenable?
1041
01:07:20,301 --> 01:07:21,803
Yeah, yeah.
1042
01:07:21,903 --> 01:07:25,673
Sonia, amenable people are
amenable to paying taxes.
1043
01:07:25,773 --> 01:07:27,474
I don't want you
to do this for me.
1044
01:07:27,609 --> 01:07:30,211
But I cannot help it if
your fantasy isn't mine.
1045
01:07:30,311 --> 01:07:32,656
Marriage isn't a fantasy,
it's what normal people do.
1046
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,249
Okay, well I'm sorry I'm
not normal enough for you.
1047
01:07:35,349 --> 01:07:38,285
I don't know what to tell you.
1048
01:07:38,385 --> 01:07:40,955
I love that you're not normal.
1049
01:07:44,626 --> 01:07:48,295
Look, we've given this
more than a fair chance.
1050
01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:52,800
And obviously it's
just not gonna work.
1051
01:08:18,926 --> 01:08:21,663
Stars are just like you and me?
1052
01:08:22,664 --> 01:08:24,365
I guess that's possible.
1053
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:35,943
Uh, wait, wait, so
it wasn't the coach?
1054
01:08:36,043 --> 01:08:38,012
It was the step father.
1055
01:08:39,681 --> 01:08:41,248
So I have some news.
1056
01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,761
Aw ya?
1057
01:08:43,785 --> 01:08:45,820
We're pregnant!
1058
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,522
We're not pregnant
but I am pregnant.
1059
01:08:48,690 --> 01:08:51,525
Oh my god, congratulations.
1060
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:52,760
Thank you.
1061
01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:54,528
I'm not sure how
I feel about it,
1062
01:08:54,696 --> 01:08:57,531
but as you can hear,
David is very exited.
1063
01:09:01,703 --> 01:09:02,770
Hey.
1064
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:05,039
We finally hear back from Athletica.
Okay.
1065
01:09:05,139 --> 01:09:06,741
They love your track.
1066
01:09:06,841 --> 01:09:07,942
Seriously?
1067
01:09:08,042 --> 01:09:09,753
Like lost their shit, loved it.
1068
01:09:09,777 --> 01:09:11,779
Wow, that's great, awesome.
1069
01:09:11,879 --> 01:09:13,879
It's more than awesome,
come on let's go celebrate.
1070
01:09:13,903 --> 01:09:16,150
Can I take a rain check,
I'm not feeling very well.
1071
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:17,618
Oh come one.
1072
01:09:17,719 --> 01:09:19,763
Let's go drown our sorrows
on the Athletica tab.
1073
01:09:19,787 --> 01:09:21,455
Who's the boss?
1074
01:09:21,723 --> 01:09:23,257
Ha, okay.
1075
01:09:23,357 --> 01:09:25,559
Yesterday marked the
20th anniversary
1076
01:09:25,727 --> 01:09:27,367
of the tragic death of
Nirvana's front man
1077
01:09:27,391 --> 01:09:28,162
Kurt Cobain.
1078
01:09:28,262 --> 01:09:30,331
Fans gathered all over the world
1079
01:09:30,431 --> 01:09:32,066
to commemorate the occasion.
1080
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:35,970
I always thought I'd
be dead by thirty.
1081
01:09:36,070 --> 01:09:40,607
Instead here I am, almost
forty and writing jingles.
1082
01:09:40,742 --> 01:09:42,576
Ya, well you could look
on the bright side.
1083
01:09:42,810 --> 01:09:44,145
What's that.
1084
01:09:44,245 --> 01:09:45,379
You're not dead.
1085
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,216
Oh all the coolest
guys died young.
1086
01:09:50,752 --> 01:09:54,488
James Dean, Jimmy
Hendricks, Jim Morrison.
1087
01:09:54,756 --> 01:09:56,157
I guess.
1088
01:09:57,825 --> 01:10:01,729
Jim Morrison always seemed
kinda lame to me. What?
1089
01:10:01,829 --> 01:10:04,999
Ya, and do you think any of
those guys were ever happy?
1090
01:10:05,099 --> 01:10:06,100
Happy?
1091
01:10:08,502 --> 01:10:09,971
Who's ever happy?
1092
01:10:11,438 --> 01:10:13,875
Seriously, when was the
last time you were happy?
1093
01:10:39,733 --> 01:10:41,735
I totally understand.
1094
01:10:41,836 --> 01:10:44,038
When I was trying to decide
whether to quit my food blog
1095
01:10:44,138 --> 01:10:46,707
or go to law school
Mark said to me
1096
01:10:46,808 --> 01:10:49,176
don't let the idealized
version of your self
1097
01:10:49,276 --> 01:10:51,445
get in the way of what
you really want to do.
1098
01:10:51,545 --> 01:10:52,947
What makes you happy.
1099
01:10:53,047 --> 01:10:54,281
Mark said that?
1100
01:10:54,381 --> 01:10:56,017
I know, I thought to myself
1101
01:10:56,117 --> 01:10:57,651
I don't really like
doing this blog,
1102
01:10:57,819 --> 01:10:59,921
I just love eating and it's okay
1103
01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:01,688
if I want to have a job where
1104
01:11:01,889 --> 01:11:03,825
I make enough money to,
1105
01:11:03,925 --> 01:11:04,959
oh he's here.
1106
01:11:06,293 --> 01:11:08,996
Mark could you give
me Chris's address?
1107
01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:09,964
Can he hear me?
1108
01:11:10,064 --> 01:11:11,899
A man's word is his bond.
1109
01:11:11,999 --> 01:11:13,334
Come on Mark.
1110
01:11:13,434 --> 01:11:16,871
Mark I need Chris's address
and I know that you
1111
01:11:16,971 --> 01:11:21,408
don't trust me right now,
but I have to see him.
1112
01:11:21,508 --> 01:11:23,477
I want to tell him that
I want to marry him.
1113
01:11:23,577 --> 01:11:25,512
Are you going to propose?
1114
01:11:25,612 --> 01:11:26,948
Oh my god, Mark
did you hear her?
1115
01:11:27,048 --> 01:11:29,350
Ya I heard her, I heard her
but I don't have the address.
1116
01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:31,370
But he's not there any
ways, he's in Pennsylvania
1117
01:11:31,394 --> 01:11:33,554
it's his grandma's
birthday, or something.
1118
01:11:34,465 --> 01:11:35,465
Okay, calm down.
1119
01:11:35,489 --> 01:11:39,226
No I, I think the baby's coming.
1120
01:11:39,326 --> 01:11:40,962
What? What?
1121
01:11:41,062 --> 01:11:43,262
Holy shit, I'm gonna get the
bag, I'm gonna get the bag.
1122
01:11:43,286 --> 01:11:43,965
Calmly, calmly!
1123
01:11:44,065 --> 01:11:47,268
I want this baby brought
into a peaceful environment.
1124
01:11:47,368 --> 01:11:48,879
Should I come with you?
No, no, no.
1125
01:11:48,903 --> 01:11:51,915
No, no, no, absolutely not. You
go do what you need to do,
1126
01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:56,010
I want this baby to have a
whole set of god parents.
1127
01:12:03,150 --> 01:12:04,151
Hey, Sonia.
1128
01:12:05,386 --> 01:12:08,990
Hi, oh god I still
have your book.
1129
01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:10,100
Don't worry about it.
1130
01:12:10,124 --> 01:12:11,692
I've read it before.
1131
01:12:11,893 --> 01:12:12,459
Where ya headed?
1132
01:12:12,559 --> 01:12:13,570
Harrisburg.
1133
01:12:13,594 --> 01:12:15,462
I gotta visit my friend.
1134
01:12:17,231 --> 01:12:18,299
How about you?
1135
01:12:18,399 --> 01:12:21,102
Well I sell medical supplies so
1136
01:12:21,202 --> 01:12:24,105
I'm doing the Philly
hospitals this week.
1137
01:12:31,489 --> 01:12:32,489
Hey.
1138
01:12:32,513 --> 01:12:33,314
Hey.
1139
01:12:33,414 --> 01:12:34,281
Is the baby here.
1140
01:12:34,381 --> 01:12:36,417
No, but Son, Chris is here.
1141
01:12:36,517 --> 01:12:37,618
What?
1142
01:12:37,919 --> 01:12:39,820
Chris is here.
1143
01:12:39,921 --> 01:12:41,241
Mark put something
up on Facebook.
1144
01:12:41,265 --> 01:12:42,456
Oh my god, oh shit.
1145
01:12:42,556 --> 01:12:43,556
Shit, shit.
1146
01:12:46,994 --> 01:12:49,796
Sir I'm really sorry but I
have to get off the bus.
1147
01:12:49,931 --> 01:12:51,098
Ma'am please take your seat.
1148
01:12:51,198 --> 01:12:52,309
Please sir, this
is an emergency.
1149
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,367
I can't stop the but now,
1150
01:12:53,467 --> 01:12:54,368
it's against the law.
1151
01:12:54,468 --> 01:12:55,369
Okay sir.
1152
01:12:55,469 --> 01:12:56,770
Ma'am please take your seat.
1153
01:12:56,938 --> 01:13:00,207
Please okay, my boyfriend,
my ex boyfriend,
1154
01:13:00,307 --> 01:13:02,347
I'm gonna propose to him,
that's why I'm on the bus.
1155
01:13:02,371 --> 01:13:04,979
Shouldn't your boyfriend be
the one doing the proposin'?
1156
01:13:05,079 --> 01:13:06,123
He tried.
1157
01:13:06,147 --> 01:13:07,348
And you said no?
1158
01:13:07,448 --> 01:13:08,768
Yep, sort of so can
I just please.
1159
01:13:08,950 --> 01:13:09,993
Does he drink?
1160
01:13:10,017 --> 01:13:10,684
No.
1161
01:13:10,952 --> 01:13:11,485
Oh he hit's you?
1162
01:13:11,585 --> 01:13:13,054
What, no.
1163
01:13:13,154 --> 01:13:14,497
No, no, no, aren't we setting
the bar a little low here?
1164
01:13:14,521 --> 01:13:16,257
So what was the problem?
1165
01:13:16,357 --> 01:13:18,792
I don't know, I just
didn't know what
1166
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,162
I wanted to do with my life.
1167
01:13:21,262 --> 01:13:25,766
Ya, when was young I
wanted to be a poet.
1168
01:14:06,073 --> 01:14:08,675
Hi. Hi.
1169
01:14:10,177 --> 01:14:11,878
Wow.
1170
01:14:12,013 --> 01:14:13,347
Say hello to baby Ellie.
1171
01:14:13,447 --> 01:14:16,617
Known to his friends as Bing.
1172
01:14:16,717 --> 01:14:19,386
Ellie Bing Gestler.
1173
01:14:21,355 --> 01:14:22,723
You wanna hold him?
1174
01:14:23,024 --> 01:14:24,358
Ya.
1175
01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:25,759
Should I wash my hands first?
1176
01:14:26,027 --> 01:14:28,429
No you'll be fine.
1177
01:14:28,529 --> 01:14:29,630
Oh my god.
1178
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,501
There we go.
1179
01:14:34,601 --> 01:14:36,046
Oh he's so handsome.
1180
01:14:36,070 --> 01:14:39,340
I know. I can't
believe we made him.
1181
01:14:42,409 --> 01:14:45,712
His head is like a little...
It'll change.
1182
01:14:45,812 --> 01:14:48,058
Oh thank god I thought
it was all the pot
1183
01:14:48,082 --> 01:14:49,202
we smoked before we realized
1184
01:14:49,226 --> 01:14:50,527
Nora was pregnant.
1185
01:14:50,551 --> 01:14:51,752
Well I'm not sure then um
1186
01:14:52,786 --> 01:14:54,688
it's supposed to change.
1187
01:14:56,223 --> 01:14:58,125
It'll definitely change.
1188
01:14:58,225 --> 01:15:00,461
Okay... Okay.
1189
01:15:00,561 --> 01:15:02,563
Alright, I gotta get going guys.
1190
01:15:02,663 --> 01:15:03,930
Oh you're leaving?
1191
01:15:04,131 --> 01:15:05,266
Congratulations buddy.
1192
01:15:05,366 --> 01:15:08,435
I love you. Love you too.
1193
01:15:08,535 --> 01:15:10,171
Bye. Bye.
1194
01:15:10,271 --> 01:15:12,739
Bye baby. Bye uncle Chris.
1195
01:15:13,674 --> 01:15:14,675
See ya.
1196
01:15:17,278 --> 01:15:18,579
Chris wait.
1197
01:15:18,679 --> 01:15:19,680
Chris. What?
1198
01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:22,583
I know I'm probably way to late.
1199
01:15:22,683 --> 01:15:24,651
And I know you have a
whole other life going
1200
01:15:24,751 --> 01:15:27,154
but I have to tell
you something.
1201
01:15:27,254 --> 01:15:31,292
I screwed up really
badly and I'm so sorry.
1202
01:15:31,392 --> 01:15:33,070
Sonia, you have nothing
to be sorry about.
1203
01:15:33,094 --> 01:15:34,361
You didn't do anything wrong.
1204
01:15:34,461 --> 01:15:35,929
Plus I don't want to go there.
1205
01:15:36,097 --> 01:15:37,898
There's no point. No
there is a point.
1206
01:15:38,099 --> 01:15:39,266
There is a huge point.
1207
01:15:39,366 --> 01:15:42,203
Okay please can I just
show you this one thing?
1208
01:15:42,303 --> 01:15:44,205
It'll take one minute
and then I swear
1209
01:15:44,305 --> 01:15:46,173
I will never bother you again.
1210
01:16:05,259 --> 01:16:06,259
Thanks.
1211
01:16:18,472 --> 01:16:19,640
There's no sound.
1212
01:16:20,641 --> 01:16:23,144
There's supposed to be a song.
1213
01:16:31,618 --> 01:16:33,554
♪ It had to be you
1214
01:16:38,159 --> 01:16:40,561
♪ It had to be you
1215
01:16:42,396 --> 01:16:48,235
♪ I've wandered around
and finally found ♪
1216
01:16:48,335 --> 01:16:52,473
♪ Somebody who
1217
01:16:52,573 --> 01:16:56,210
♪ could make me be true
1218
01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,679
♪ Could make me be blue
1219
01:17:01,182 --> 01:17:03,650
♪ Make me be sad ♪
1220
01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:06,019
♪ Or even be glad
1221
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:08,822
♪ Thinking of you ♪
1222
01:17:11,825 --> 01:17:15,238
♪ Some ah some, some
1223
01:17:15,262 --> 01:17:18,565
♪ Some other's I've seen
1224
01:17:20,801 --> 01:17:22,769
♪ Might never be mean
1225
01:17:22,869 --> 01:17:26,039
♪ Might never be cross
1226
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,875
♪ Or try to be boss ♪
1227
01:17:28,975 --> 01:17:30,611
♪ But they wouldn't do ♪
1228
01:17:32,313 --> 01:17:34,515
Did you really do
all this for me?
1229
01:17:36,350 --> 01:17:38,419
I'm sorry I pushed the
marriage thing on you.
1230
01:17:38,519 --> 01:17:39,999
We don't have to get married.
1231
01:17:45,226 --> 01:17:46,227
Seriously?
1232
01:17:48,329 --> 01:17:50,831
Will you marry me?
1233
01:17:52,866 --> 01:17:54,435
Of course I will.
1234
01:18:15,789 --> 01:18:17,791
♪
1235
01:20:08,068 --> 01:20:10,604
♪♪
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