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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:12,940 Wendy: THERE ARE TRIBES IN AFRICA 2 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:16,110 THAT LEAD THEIR YOUNG PEOPLE TO THE EDGE OF THE VILLAGE, 3 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,978 STRIP THEM OF EVERYTHING, 4 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:19,780 THEN SEND THEM OUT INTO THE BUSH 5 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:22,783 FOR A 40-DAY PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL ORDEAL. 6 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,752 IF THE YOUNG PEOPLE SURVIVE, 7 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,120 THEY ARE OFFICIALLY INITIATED 8 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,455 INTO THE COMMUNITY. 9 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,790 OUR TRIBE HAS A DIFFERENT RITUAL. 10 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,493 IT'S CALLED "SUMMER CAMP." 11 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,769 Jasper: WE MADE FUN OF THE CAMP WORKBOOK, BUT... 12 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:44,172 Talia: THE SMILING IDIOTS ON THE COVER, 13 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:45,973 AND THE PATHETIC CLICHES INSIDE... 14 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,641 Adam: THE WORK BOOKLET SAID WE'D LEARN 15 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,477 THE TRUE MEANING OF RESPONSIBILITY 16 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,712 WHILE CREATING MEMORIES THAT LAST A LIFETIME. 17 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,080 Donald: WHAT A JOKE. 18 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,683 Talia, aloud: ARE WE REALLY GONNA HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS? 19 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,753 Wendy: HI, CAMPERS. 20 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,223 WHO'S HUNGRY FOR SOME SUPER SUMMER FUN? 21 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,058 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE THE BEST SUMMER. 22 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,428 Donald: HEY, KIDS! 23 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,798 Wichita: OK, YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW. 24 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,233 Adam: WHAT'D I SAY? 25 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,502 WHEN THE HAND GOES UP, THE MOUTHS GO SHUT. 26 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:18,572 Talia: DON'T GIVE ME ANY LIP, ALL RIGHT? I'VE GOT A HEADACHE. 27 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,391 * DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW? * 28 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,427 Wichita: COUNSELORS DEFINE THEMSELVES QUICKLY. 29 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,994 WENDY WAS THE PERKY GIRL 30 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,431 WHO STILL BELIEVED IN ALL THE SILLY LITTLE RULES, 31 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,098 AND ALL THE SILLY LITTLE SONGS. 32 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,934 GO AHEAD AND MAKE FUN OF HER, 33 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,302 BUT SHE WAS OUR QUEEN. 34 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,137 HEY, COUNSELOR! WHAT?! 35 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,639 THIS CAMP SUCKS SHIT! 36 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,874 A GOOD COUNSELOR'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN WE EAT 37 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,376 AND WHERE ARE THE HORSES 38 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,745 AND WHY YOU WEAR THOSE STUPID UNIFORMS-- 39 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,281 WHAT?! HOLY JESUS! 40 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,650 Pixel: DONALD DARK LIKED TO THINK OF HIMSELF 41 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,552 AS A WITTY, INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN 42 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,387 TRAPPED IN A GEEK'S BODY. 43 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,422 UNFORTUNATELY, A WITTY, INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN 44 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,325 TRAPPED IN A GEEK'S BODY IS STILL A GEEK. 45 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,931 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A FRIEND. 46 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,468 YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER 47 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,102 MY FIRST DAY AT CAMP. 48 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,571 OH, CHRIST. I WAS SO NERVOUS-- 49 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,373 HOWDY, POUTY! WE NEED ANOTHER MUSKRAT 50 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,607 TO JOIN OUR SUNSHINE CIRCLE. 51 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,709 SCURRY UP! ISN'T FUN GREAT? 52 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,079 Talia: "ISN'T FUN GREAT?" 53 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,714 YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING. 54 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:35,182 I'M WENDY! 55 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:38,051 Campers: * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW STOMP YOUR FEET * 56 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,888 * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW STOMP YOUR FEET * 57 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,156 Adam: TALIA LIKED KIDS, BUT ONLY IN THEORY. 58 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,926 TALIA LIKED NATURE, BUT ONLY IN PHOTOGRAPHS. 59 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:49,797 TALIA WAS TEMPORARILY LOCATED 72 MILES FROM A REAL CITY 60 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,800 AND A DECENT ESPRESSO FOR ONE REASON--HIM, 61 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,535 HER COLLEGE PAL WICHITA. 62 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,670 COLLEGE IS ENTERTAINING, 63 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,274 BUT AFTER 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS OF THIS, 64 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,842 I THINK WE'RE REALLY GONNA 65 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,912 GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW, IN A MORE KIND OF-- 66 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,848 I'M SORRY, I GOTTA GO CONFISCATE MY FIRST WATER BALLOON. 67 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,249 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE IT. 68 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,584 COME ON! 69 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,655 WEAK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LITTLE VAGINAS? 70 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:15,823 NEXT! 71 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:21,629 Wendy: ADAM NEEDED LITTLE ELABORATION. 72 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,697 AS A CHILD, HE TASTED THE WHIP, 73 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,700 AND NOW IT WAS HIS TURN TO GET BACK. 74 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,803 LIKE ALL THE FINE COACHES AND GYM TEACHERS BEFORE HIM, 75 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:30,938 HE TRULY BELIEVED 76 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,541 IT WAS FOR THE LITTLE BASTARDS' OWN GOOD. 77 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,976 AAH! I WON'T GO! LET GO OF ME! HELP! 78 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:37,077 THERE, THERE. 79 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,879 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CAMP! 80 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:42,249 HEY, PAL! CINNAMON, SPEARMINT, OR BOTH? 81 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,317 OH, WOW. THANKS. 82 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:46,053 THERE YOU GO. 83 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,688 Adam: COME ON, SHOW SOME FURY! 84 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,757 THANKS, WICHITA. 85 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,725 ISN'T THAT CHEATING? 86 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,361 WHATEVER WORKS. YOU KNOW, I MEAN, 87 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,629 IT BEATS THE HELL OUT OF "THERE, THERE." 88 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:02,370 Talia: JASPER WAS OUR SENSITIVE COUNSELOR-- 89 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,673 SEEMINGLY SHY, ACTUALLY SLY, 90 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,208 A LOT MORE THAN MET THE EYE. 91 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,910 YOU TOUCHED ME! 92 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:10,911 YOU TOUCHED ME! 93 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,012 NO! DON'T TOUCH ME! 94 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,381 DON'T TOUCH ME! 95 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,448 DON'T TOUCH ME! 96 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,451 MEET TODD... FROM OUR CABIN. 97 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:20,153 OOH! 98 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,489 Todd: SHE TOUCHED ME! 99 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,123 Jasper: AS FOR THE TWISTED TINKERBELL 100 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:24,057 WITH THE BAND-AIDS, 101 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,659 HER NAME WAS PIXEL. 102 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,362 IT WAS DANGEROUS TO TRY AND FIGURE THIS COUNSELOR OUT. 103 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:31,899 PIXEL HERSELF WISELY NEVER TRIES. 104 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,901 OOH! 105 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,338 Wendy: AND FINALLY, WICHITA. 106 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,743 Donald: HERE WAS SOMEONE WITH ANARCHY IN HIS EYES. 107 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,446 Pixel: HERE WAS SOMEONE, PERIOD. 108 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,514 Adam: WICHITA WOULD HAVE 109 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:49,316 AN IMMEDIATE EFFECT ON EVERYONE. 110 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:50,551 Wendy: EVEN THOSE OF US 111 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,152 THOUGHT TO HAVE NO ACTUAL FEELINGS. 112 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:55,355 Adam: YOU THROW PEOPLE TOGETHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST, 113 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:56,624 THEY BECOME SOMETHING MORE 114 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,058 THAN A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TOGETHER 115 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,493 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST. 116 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,595 Talia: PERSONALITY TRAITS BLEND IN TO ONE ANOTHER-- 117 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,465 SWEET, BITTER, MORAL, IMMORAL, 118 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,600 OVERCONFIDENT, OVERWHELMED. 119 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,602 Jasper: A STRANGE ENVIRONMENT IS CREATED, 120 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:11,171 ONE IN WHICH ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO ANYONE 121 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,606 HAPPENS TO YOU. 122 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,008 Pixel: WELCOME TO CAMP BLEEDING DOVE. 123 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:20,814 Via loudspeaker: WELCOME TO CAMP BLEEDING DOVE! 124 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,517 I AM OBERON, 125 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:27,087 BIG CHIEF OBERON. 126 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,389 IT'S FUN. I LIKE IT. 127 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:32,159 YOU THINK I DON'T? 128 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,927 UHH! AAH! 129 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:37,330 FUN WITHOUT STRUCTURE 130 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,232 IS CHAOS. 131 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,869 CHAOS IS NOT FUN. 132 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,772 NOW, EVERYBODY TAKE OFF YOUR BAND-AID. 133 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:45,873 RED! 134 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,775 GREEN! BLUE! 135 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:52,279 YES, IT HAS BEGUN! AND I DECLARE WAR-- 136 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,582 THE WAR OF COLORS! 137 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,250 I WANT REDS THERE, GREENS THERE, 138 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,619 BLUES RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! 139 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,420 Camper: I DIDN'T GET A BAND-AID! 140 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:03,190 NOW, WHO'S GOT MORE CAMP PRIDE?! 141 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,525 RED! RED! 142 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,093 GREEN! GREEN! 143 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,195 BLUE! BLUE! 144 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,198 RED! RED! RED! 145 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,434 BLUE! BLUE! BLUE! 146 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,637 SOMETHING TELLS ME HE CAN'T HEAR US. 147 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:19,873 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 148 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,974 HMM! 149 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,610 GOOD, RIGHT? YEAH. 150 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,278 ONE MORE TIME! 151 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,514 [EVERYONE BUT WENDY STOPS YELLING] 152 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:30,083 Wendy: GREEN! GREEN! GREEN! 153 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,019 WHOA! WHOA! HEY! HEY! 154 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,153 GREEN! 155 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,155 SHH! SHH! 156 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,624 OOPSY. 157 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,258 Oberon: WHAT'S THE MATTER? 158 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:42,162 HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE SEEN AN EPILEPTIC CAMPER BEFORE? 159 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,664 Camper: IS SHE GONNA DIE? 160 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,733 Oberon: PATHETIC! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, COUNSELORS? 161 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,868 GET THESE INDIANS INTO CABINS 162 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:52,205 AND ON TO ACTIVITIES! SWIFTNESS! 163 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,744 THEN ON TO THE CAMPFIRE! 164 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:02,650 BUT EVEN MORE THAN THE TASTE OF S'MORES, 165 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,519 HE ENJOYED THE TASTE 166 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,388 OF CAMPER FLESH! 167 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:14,795 OK! OK, OK. 168 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,296 DON'T EVERYONE ALL TALK AT ONCE. 169 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:19,066 FIRST OF ALL, LITTLE WILLY HAS A LEARNING DISABILITY. 170 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,301 YES, IT'S CALLED BEING REALLY STUPID. 171 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,836 WHAT WE NEED IS MORE RITALIN. 172 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,072 CAN'T WE START MAKING HIM SNORT IT OR SOMETHING? 173 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:28,542 WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH THE BAD BOY, BILLY? 174 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,177 YOU KNOW, THE BOVINE, LITTLE HOME-SCHOOLED LAD 175 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,580 TURNED TODAY'S DODGE BALL GAME INTO DODGE SCISSORS. 176 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,148 YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY, DONALD DARK. 177 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,018 TO GET CAMPER ALLEGIANCE, YOU FIRST HAVE TO TAKE AWAY 178 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,386 THEIR SELF-RESPECT. 179 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,855 THEN YOU BLEED THE LITTLE BASTARD UNTIL, YOU KNOW... 180 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,291 THIS IS A SUMMER CAMP, NOT A CONCENTRATION ONE, 181 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,159 YOU OBVIOUS NAZI BITCH. 182 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,961 HIPPIE HAG. 183 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,863 COUNSELORS! COUNSELORS! INSTEAD OF GETTING ALL MAD 184 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,164 AT OUR LITTLE TASMANIAN DEVILS, 185 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,601 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING GLAD AT THEM? 186 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,035 WENDY BEAR, 187 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,870 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT 188 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,706 YOUR GUYS' LITTLE POW-WOW, BUT, UH... 189 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,874 ISN'T THAT BAD BOY BILLY OVER THERE, 190 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,443 MUNCHING DOWN ON SOMETHING STOLEN 191 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,878 FROM THE CHAPEL COMMUNION HOUSE? 192 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,147 Talia: WHOA! 193 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,950 HOW DO YOU TELL THE ANTICHRIST TO TAKE A TIME 194 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:13,253 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TO BE JEWISH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF 195 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,555 - DESECRATING THE LORD'S BODY. - SURE IT DOES. 196 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,691 LOOK AT THE WORK BOOKLET, PAGE 6-C: 197 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,992 "FREEDOM OF RELIGIOUS EXPRESSION." 198 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:23,230 WENDY, YOU SUCK AS A COUNSELOR. 199 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,598 OH! OH! 200 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,999 THAT'S HARSH, MAN. 201 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,269 CALM DOWN, EVERYONE. "SUCKS" IS THE MOST DISGUSTINGLY 202 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,238 OVERUSED WORD IN THE CURRENT ENGLISH LANGUAGE, 203 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,707 SO I FIGURED IF I COULD REVERSE THE MEANING 204 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,408 TO WHERE IT MEANT SOMETHING POSITIVE, 205 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,745 BECAUSE HISTORICALLY, "SUCKS" ISN'T A BAD WORD-- 206 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,848 MOTHER'S NIPPLE, SNO CONES, LOLLI SHIT LIKE THAT-- 207 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,415 OH, FUCK IT. I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,952 JUST CALL IT MY SOCIAL EXPERIMENT OF THE SUMMER. 209 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,788 SO THAT'S ONE OF THE PEARLS FROM YOUR MYSTERIOUS JOURNAL. 210 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,757 Donald: IS ANYBODY PAYING ATTENTION 211 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,925 TO WHAT BIG CHIEF OBERON IS SAYING? 212 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:55,195 Oberon: HE TURNED INTO A HORRIBLE BEAST, 213 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:59,566 READY TO SODOMIZE ANYTHING THAT GOT IN HIS WAY 214 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,802 AND EAT THEM RAW. 215 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,804 THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH. 216 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,505 AND ON PARENTS' DAY, 217 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:09,076 ALL THE CHILDREN RUSHED FROM THEIR CABINS 218 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,978 TO SEE THE CORPSES 219 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,914 OF THEIR SLAUGHTERED MOMMIES AND DADDIES 220 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,382 NAILED TO THE PICNIC TABLE! 221 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,519 WHO'S IN A YUMMY TUMMY MARSHMALLOWY MOOD? 222 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,323 HERE! HERE! 223 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:28,461 Campers: * THERE IS A PLACE I'M DREAMING OF * 224 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,064 * MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME * 225 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,401 * CAMP BLEEDING DOVE * 226 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,036 * OF ALL THE... * 227 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,906 Wendy: FIND AMBER STIMSON. DON'T TOUCH TODD. 228 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,541 JASON B. IS THE BLOND, JASON R. HAS THE HARELIP. 229 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,110 THURSDAY IS PINATA DAY. 230 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:46,046 YOU'RE DOING A SUPER JOB, WENDY. KEEP IT TOGETHER. 231 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,381 KEEP IT TOGETHER. YOU CAN TAKE THE PRESSURE. 232 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,650 YOU CAN TAKE IT! 233 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,357 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 234 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,093 I DON'T KNOW. 235 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,561 DON'T WORRY, I HAD EVERYTHING 236 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,963 ON THAT HAND MEMORIZED. 237 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,798 YOU GOTTA STOP TAKING FUN SO SERIOUSLY. 238 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:10,137 ARE WE ALLOWED TO START HATING WENDY YET? 239 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,371 OH, GEE, WICHITA. 240 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,207 I GUESS MOSQUITOES JUST THINK I TASTE BETTER. 241 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,443 YOU AND WICHITA GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, RIGHT? 242 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,278 MM-HMM. 243 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,913 HAVE YOU 2 EVER-- 244 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,414 THAT WOULD BE A NO. 245 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,016 THAT WANTS TO BE A YES. 246 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,853 IT CAME UP THAT HE USED TO BE A CAMP COUNSELOR, 247 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,156 AND I USED TO BE A CAMP COUNSELOR. 248 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,792 HE CAN BE A CRUDE, ARROGANT LITTLE... 249 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:35,395 BUT HE WRITES POETRY-- THE UNTERRIBLE KIND-- 250 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,597 AND...I DON'T KNOW. 251 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,532 JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 252 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,968 GET HIM ALONE FOR THE SUMMER, 253 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,435 OUT IN THE WILDERNESS, 254 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,703 UNDERNEATH THE STARS... 255 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,305 WELL, MY GRAND PLAN IS TO FIND-- 256 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,441 AMBER! WHAT ARE YOU-- 257 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,410 Boy: OH, SHIT! UH... 258 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,012 DON'T DO THAT! 259 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,047 WHOO! FIRST DAY OF CAMP. 260 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,483 COLOR ME IMPRESSED. 261 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,618 REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE I ONCE KNEW. 262 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,053 JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TRY 263 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,889 MOVING SO FAST WITH WICHITA. 264 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,824 OH, DON'T WORRY. 265 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,659 I HAVE 39 MORE DAYS 266 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,929 TO FIND THE PERFECT MOMENT 267 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,932 TO TELL HIM EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. 268 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:15,268 AND IT HURTS TOO MUCH 269 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,905 TO KEEP THESE FEELINGS INSIDE ME ANY LONGER. 270 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,539 I MEAN... Wichita: TALIA... 271 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,441 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT 272 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,742 OUR FRIENDSHIP IS TO ME. 273 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,378 "HOW IMPORTANT OUR FRIENDSHIP"? 274 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,347 OH, MAN. 275 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,449 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A TRULY BEAUTIFUL PERSON. 276 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,052 OH, STOP. PLEASE STOP. 277 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,421 YOU KNOW, I JUST NEVER LOOKED AT YOU 278 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,488 IN THAT WAY. 279 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,723 I GOTTA, UH... 280 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,426 I GOTTA DO A BUNK CHECK 281 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,395 OR SOME GODDAMNED THING. 282 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,467 I'M SORRY, HONEY. I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 283 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,802 WHY WERE YOU CRYING? 284 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,638 BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET... GUM? 285 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,510 SHEILA! 286 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,847 GOODNESS, GRACIOUS. THE NIGHT ONE SLEEPWALKER. 287 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,114 WENDY, THE IMPORTANT THING 288 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,850 IS THAT WHEN WE FIND HER, 289 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,119 DO NOT--REPEAT, DO NOT JAR HER AWAKE. 290 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,955 MY LITTLE BROTHER CHRISTIAN, HE'S A SLEEPWALKER-- 291 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,790 YOU 2 KEEP LOOKING. I LEFT PIXEL ALONE WITH THE GIRLS, 292 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,025 AND THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT PIXEL 293 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:15,262 THAT I DON'T QUITE TRUST. 294 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,531 Pixel: COME ON, YOU CALL THAT STRIPPING? 295 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,634 LET'S SEE SOME ASS! 296 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,736 FOR TIPS AND FOR TIPS ONLY! 297 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,740 THEY WORKED HARD ON THIS. WHOO! 298 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,242 THIS ISN'T THE HOKEY POKEY! 299 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,111 COME ON, YOU GUYS, WORK THAT BODY! 300 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,814 DON'T JUST STAND THERE! YOU ALL LOOK TERRIFIC! 301 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,016 WENDY ALERT. 302 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,650 [MUSIC AND YELLING STOPS ABRUPTLY] 303 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,486 Camper: COME ON, GUYS. MOVIE. 304 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,755 Pixel: 2 WORDS. 305 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,558 OH, WAIT! HOUSE OF HORRORS! 306 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,929 I KNOW I SAID THIS BEFORE, 307 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,163 BUT JUST REMEMBER, 308 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,798 WHEN YOU FIND SHEILA THE SLEEPWALKER, 309 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,633 IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO JAR HER AWAKE. 310 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,467 LISTEN-- WHAT? 311 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,069 I'M GAY. 312 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,939 I WASN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING, BUT, WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW? 313 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,573 OH, YEAH. WHAT THE HELL? 314 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,443 I FELT EVERYBODY WAS GETTIN THIS SEXUALLY CONFUSED VIBE FROM ME. 315 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,511 DON'T JAR HER AWAKE. 316 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,745 I'M NOT, YOU KNOW? OK. 317 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,547 I'M STRAIGHT-UP FAIRY. 318 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,017 SHEILA! WHERE IS SHE? 319 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,551 IT'S GETTING LATE. WE SHOULD-- 320 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,987 DONALD, RELAX. WHAT? 321 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,455 I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU. 322 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,824 OH, GOD! FINE! GOOD! 323 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,360 I'M NOT EVEN-- HA HA! YOU KNOW? 324 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,095 I AM. 325 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,566 OK. GAY. GAY'S GREAT. 326 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,568 YES, IT IS. 327 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,638 WHOA! IT IS FOR YOU, 328 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,006 AND--AND--AND NOT-- 329 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,375 LOOK, JUST BE GAY, AND YAY FOR GAY. 330 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,576 YAY! GAY! 331 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,577 AAH! 332 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,645 AAH! OW! 333 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,180 AAH! AAH! OW! 334 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,050 * THERE IS A PLACE * 335 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,818 * I'M DREAMING OF * 336 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,655 * MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME * 337 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,657 * CAMP BLEEDING DOVE * 338 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,593 Wendy: THE FIRST WEEK OF CAMP HAD SWISHED ON BY. 339 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,128 ASIDE FROM A BURNT HAND, 340 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,696 EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE, 341 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,931 ACCORDING TO PLAN. 342 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,366 * I'LL REMEMBER BLEEDING DOVE * 343 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,469 * MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME * 344 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,372 MAN, CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE TALIA 345 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,339 A SLOPPY MERCY FUCK 346 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,975 SO SHE WON'T BOTHER YOU ANYMORE? 347 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,476 IT'S NOT THAT EASY, DUDE. 348 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,810 IT'S LIKE, UH... 349 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,579 YOU KNOW, TALIA'S MY BEST FRIEND. 350 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,613 OH. 351 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,082 BUT THANKS FOR VOTING. 352 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,684 YOU GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM SLEEPING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU 353 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,152 AND IT RHYMES WITH BIG FAG. 354 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,455 YOUR CABIN MATE'S AFFECTING THE CAMP BUG JUICE, MAN. 355 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,291 YOU NEVER-- 356 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,926 OH, HELLO. 357 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,778 TALK ABOUT FLIPPING THE SCRIPT. 358 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,248 THAT CREEPY, FREAK WAIF IN ACTUALITY, 359 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:52,652 IS A HOT, TIGHT, WET PIECE OF SUMMER PEACH 360 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,254 JUST WAITING TO BE PICKED. 361 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,857 RISE, SHINE, NOW! 362 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,560 MESS HALL, 9 MINUTES! MOVE IT! 363 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,862 * MAMA DON'T ALLOW NO HAND CLAPPIN' ROUND HERE * 364 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,666 * WE DON'T CARE WHAT MAMA DON'T WANT * 365 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,070 * CLAP HANDS MAMA DON'T ALLOW HAND CLAPPIN' ROUND HERE * 366 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,372 HEY. 367 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:15,408 * MAMA DON'T ALLOW NO FOOT STOMPIN' ROUND HERE * 368 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,745 * MAMA DON'T ALLOW FOOT STOMPIN'HERE * 369 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,549 * WE DON'T CARE WHAT MAMA DON'T WANT * 370 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,417 * GONNA STAMP OUR FEET ANYHOW * 371 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,719 * MAMA DON'T ALLOW FOOT STOMPIN' HERE * 372 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,823 * MAMA DON'T ALLOW NO YEE-HAW AROUND HERE * 373 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,659 YEE-HAW! 374 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,234 HOW, CAMPERS! 375 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,871 Together: HOW, BIG CHIEF OBERON! 376 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,774 BETTER. IT'S GETTING BETTER! 377 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,776 INSPECTION RESULTS! 378 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,712 CABIN 4... 379 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,247 DEAD FLY. 380 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,650 THAT'S 24-HOURS GAMEBOY CONFISCATION. 381 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,918 AW! AW! 382 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,688 Oberon: AND IT LOOKS LIKE CABIN 6 383 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,490 HAS A BED-WETTER. 384 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,393 NOW, I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS ANYONE, 385 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,696 BUT HIS INITIALS ARE RICK JOHNSON! 386 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,365 HERE! 387 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,900 COME ON! 388 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,535 LOSER. 389 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,806 CAMPERS! 390 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,177 ARE YOU READY FOR WEEK 2? 391 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,479 YEAH! 392 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,081 GOOD! 393 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,550 THE TIMETABLES ARE GONNA GET TIGHTER, 394 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,986 AND THE WAR IS GONNA GET TOUGHER. 395 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,289 NOW, IF YOU'LL LOOK TO WENDY, 396 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,025 YOU'LL SEE TODAY'S ACTIVITIES-- 397 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,261 HAS BEEN CANCELLED AND REPLACED BY 398 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,062 YOUR FIRST HOUR OF FREE TIME 399 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,165 YOUR WHOLE SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE. 400 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,033 NOW, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, 401 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,835 BUT I'M GONNA HIT THE LAKE! 402 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,769 LET'S GO! 403 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,079 * TALK IT, BABY * 404 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,648 * I'M SINGIN' * 405 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,649 * UHH * 406 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,851 Oberon: COED CAMPS-- 407 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,120 ANARCHY, BY DEFINITION. 408 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,789 IF YOU STOP CHANNELING THIS DISGUSTING, 409 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,524 HYENA-TWITCHING ENERGY, 410 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,393 EVEN FOR A SECOND, FLUIDS BUILD UP, 411 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,094 GENERATORS START TO RUMBLE. 412 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,197 YOU HAVE TO BE ON TOP OF IT-- 413 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,467 YES, SIR--24 HOURS. 414 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,472 THANK GOD MY BIBLE CAMP LOST ITS FUNDING. 415 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,307 AW, YEAH. 416 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,710 WOW. AY, CHIHUAHUA. 417 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,712 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE A PICTURE? 418 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,014 IT'LL LAST YOU A LITTLE LONGER, YOU KNOW? 419 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,849 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, WICHITA. 420 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,351 WES, MY MAN, UM... 421 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,987 I WAS KIND OF INSINUATING THAT IT'S NOT COOL TO STARE. 422 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,222 OH. 423 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,890 Radio deejay: AND NOW, THE GREATEST 424 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,959 OF ALL SUMMER LOVE BALLADS, 425 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,262 * UNFORGETTABLE * 426 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,364 GOD, I HATE THIS SONG. 427 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,766 OH, I LOVE THIS SONG. 428 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,203 * SUMMER LOVE * 429 00:18:56,269 --> 00:19:00,207 * RAIN FALLS FROM THE SKIES ABOVE * 430 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,542 WHOA! YEAH! 431 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,643 WICHITA. 432 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:04,544 WICHITA. SHH! 433 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,778 Wichita. 434 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,813 Wichita. 435 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,847 Wichita! 436 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:08,881 Wichita! 437 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,383 Wichita! Wichita! 438 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,784 AAH! 439 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,085 OH, YEAH! 440 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,687 Boy: YOU HIT WENDY, MAN! 441 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,724 Second boy: YOU HIT HER RIGHT IN THE CHEST! THAT WAS SO COOL. 442 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,927 NOTHING PERSONAL, Y'ALL. I JUST HATE THAT DAMN SONG! 443 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,896 HA HA! YOU RUINED HER RADIO, MAN! 444 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,732 THAT WAS SO COOL! 445 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,967 Wichita: I KNOW, I COULDN'T DO IT AGAIN. 446 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,936 MAN, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT! 447 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,877 WHOO! WHOO! 448 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:41,314 Boy: OH! 449 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,055 Donald: AND THAT'S HOW IT BEGAN--WITH A FROG: 450 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,557 THE END OF ONE SUMMER CAMP 451 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,859 AND THE BEGINNING OF ANOTHER. 452 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,160 LOOK AT THEM GO. 453 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,264 WENDY'S AN ADORABLE BURST OF SUNSHINE, 454 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,832 AND WICHITA'S A SMOKING HOT 455 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,401 PIECE OF STEEL. 456 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,336 ISN'T IT ROMANTIC THE WAY THAT THEY 457 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,171 COULD TURN OUT TO LIKE EACH OTHER? 458 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,106 IT'S JUST LIKE A MOVIE. 459 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,176 LET'S FOLLOW 'EM. 460 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,379 HEY! WAIT--WAIT-- WAIT A MINUTE! 461 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,414 HAVEN'T YOU GUYS EVER SEEN MOVIES WHERE THE-- 462 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,249 HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MOVIES 463 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,485 WHERE THE SWEET, SEXY GIRL REALIZES, 464 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,520 "HEY, MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO BE 465 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,689 WITH THE HOTTEST HUNK"? YOU KNOW? 466 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,223 Camper: THOSE MOVIES ARE PATHETIC. 467 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,394 MAYBE THAT NICE, CARING YOUNG MAN-- 468 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,463 THE ONE THE OTHERS SOMETIMES CALL "NERD" OR "GEEK"-- 469 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,132 MAYBE HE'S THE ONE WHO WE CAN... 470 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,234 COME ON, YOU'VE SEEN MOVIES. BACK ME UP. 471 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,837 YOU TOUCHED ME! YOU TOUCHED ME! 472 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,138 Camper: THERE HE GOES AGAIN. 473 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,340 WHY'D YOU TOUCH ME? 474 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,442 YOU TOUCHED ME. I'M SORRY. 475 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,213 Donald: YOU SEE, SOME LIKE HORSEBACK RIDING, 476 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,949 SOME LIKE MAKING MOCCASINS, BUT NOW, 477 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,618 EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ACTIVITY 478 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,820 WAS THE WATCHING OF THE ATTRACTED OPPOSITES-- 479 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:58,325 RULEMAKER WENDY AND RULEBREAKER WICHITA. 480 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,193 THEY HAD BECOME THE HEART OF THE CAMP, 481 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,331 PUMPING LIFE TO ITS EVERY PORE. 482 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,740 AAH! 483 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:20,146 WHAT KIND OF A SICK, FUCKY! 484 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,149 AND LOOK AT ALL OF YOU, 485 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,117 YOU GIDDY, FREAKY WITNESSES! 486 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,388 I COMMAND A COMPLETE CAMP LOCKDOWN UNTIL DAWN. 487 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,490 NO ONE IS TO LEAVE THEIR CABIN, 488 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:35,061 AND NO ONE IS TO EEK ONE WORD ABOUT THIS INCIDENT 489 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:39,298 OR THE ENTIRE SUBJECT OF SEXUALITY 490 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,902 UNTIL I CAN CONCOCT PROPER PUNISHMENT. 491 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,471 MOVE IT! 492 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,641 HEY, WAIT AT THE CABINS, CHILDREN! 493 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,477 Camper: HOW LONG DO WE KEEP UP 494 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,144 THIS QUEASY MASSAGE SHIT? 495 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,981 DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO WICHITA? YOU WANT TO BE WITH A GIRL 496 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,617 INSTEAD OF JUST TALKING ABOUT IT, MASSAGE ABILITY IS KEY. 497 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,786 LOOK, IT'S GOTTA BE A ROLLING MOTION. 498 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,120 THIS SUCKS! 499 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,457 THANKS. WICHITA SAYS THAT EVERYONE COOL KNOWS THAT "SUCKS 500 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,158 IS A GOOD WORD NOW. DAMN, MAN. 501 00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,928 WICHITA'S FAVORITE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'VE TO BE SUCH A DRAG. 502 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,030 HURRY! HERE COMES DON'T TOUCH ME TODD! 503 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,999 LET'S DO THE THING! 504 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,803 Camper: YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST THINKING... 505 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,572 ISN'T IT GREAT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER? 506 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,675 OH, YEAH! SEX WITH MOM IS THE BOMB, 507 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,876 RIGHT, TODD? 508 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,912 AW, NO WAY. NO WAY TODD'S THAT FLY. 509 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,948 BET YOU'VE NEVER MADE LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER ONCE, HAVE YOU? 510 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,918 SEX WITH MY MOM?! 511 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:36,288 YEAH--I MEAN, TONS OF TIMES. 512 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,290 I MEAN, EVERY NIGHT, YOU KNOW? 513 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,694 HE FELL FOR IT! WHAT A FREAK! 514 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,131 DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! 515 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,566 DON'T TOUCH ME! 516 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:49,335 YOU TOUCHED ME! YOU TOUCHED ME, MOMMY! 517 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,837 MAMA! MOMMY! 518 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,674 OH, AND PIXEL SAYS WHAT COMES OUT 519 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,976 TASTES LIKE SALTY PANCAKE BATTER. 520 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,979 OH, MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING! 521 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,248 WAIT. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 522 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,784 OOH, THEY'RE SO "NAUGHTY." 523 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,053 IS THERE ANYTHING MORE LAME 524 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,287 THAN A BUNCH OF BIMBETTES 525 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,089 TALKING ABOUT S 526 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,059 YEAH, HAYLEY, PRETTY LAME. 527 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,495 I GOT A GOOD ONE. WHAT WOULD YOU DO 528 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,530 IF YOU WERE IN A CABIN ALL ALONE... 529 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,699 YOU GOT BRITNEY SPEARS, PHOEBE CATES-- 530 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,801 OLD SCHOOL, BABY, YEAH. 531 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,704 HALLE BERRY, AND PAMELA ANDERSON 532 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,839 ALL IN ONE ROOM, BUTT-ASS NAKED. 533 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,708 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, 534 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:31,544 ONE OF 'EM HAS, GENITAL WARTS, AND YOU CAN'T USE A CONDOM. 535 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,279 CALL ME CONSERVATIVE, 536 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:36,382 BUT I'D JUST RUB MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT 537 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:37,550 ON ALL THEIR FACES, 538 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,752 BEFORE BESTOWING THE FINAL HONORS 539 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,854 TO DIVINE MISS BERRY'S LOVELY VISAGE. 540 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,490 HA HA HA! 541 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,892 ONLY A VIRGIN COULD ANSWER THAT FAST. 542 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,393 HA HA HA! 543 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,730 I MEAN, NO--NO! I'M NOT A VIRGIN! 544 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,398 UH! 545 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,266 DOESN'T IT COUNT-- I READ SOMEWHERE THAT-- 546 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,469 YOU EITHER HAVE OR YOU HAVEN'T. 547 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,004 IT'S PASS-FAIL, DAFFY DUCK. 548 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,072 WELL, FINE. THEN, MAYBE I'M JUST WAITING 549 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,140 FOR THE RIGHT GIRL. 550 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,809 RIGHT GIRL? 551 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,276 I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING 552 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,478 ABOUT SEX, MAN. 553 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:06,979 PARDON MY FRENCH, 554 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,381 BUT THE RIGHT GIRL IS ONE AVEC A PUSSY. 555 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,583 TELL HIM, COACH. 556 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,285 SEE, GUYS ARE DIFFERENT. 557 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,555 YOU KNOW HOW A GIRL FEELS LIKE A WHORE 558 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,190 IF A GUY'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE POON, RIGHT? 559 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,926 WHAT WOMEN FAIL TO UNDERSTAND 560 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,595 IS THAT A MAN IS EQUALLY ASHAMED 561 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,697 IF THE RELATIONSHIP IS BASED ON JUST TALKING 562 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,567 AND SHARING FEELINGS. 563 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,702 DO YOU REALIZE IF THE WOMEN OF AMERICA 564 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,504 JUST HEARD WHAT YOU SAID-- 565 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:33,405 THEY WOULDN'T BE A BIT SURPRISED. 566 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,908 I GOT AN "F," A "C," A "K," 567 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,545 AND ALL THAT'S MISSIN' FROM THAT SHIT IS A "U." 568 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,212 YOU KNOW, I FIGURE, FUCK IT! 569 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,582 THAT'S RIGHT. 570 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,283 HA HA HA! BUT-- 571 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:47,353 LET ME SMELL YOUR FINGER. 572 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:50,322 OH, YEAH. THAT'S FRANK, Y'ALL. 573 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:54,193 YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, THOUGH? 574 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,528 OK, A BITCH SAYS YES 575 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,996 TO GOING OUT TO DINNER, 576 00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:58,064 AND THEN YOU GET 577 00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,131 TO THE RESTAURANT, 578 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,567 SHE ORDERS CHIPS AND SALSA 579 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,034 AND APPETIZERS-- ALL THAT SHIT-- 580 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,536 DESSERT? 581 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,037 AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING HOME, 582 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,306 AND YOU WHIP IT OUT, SHE GETS ALL, 583 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,008 "NO MEANS NO" ON YOUR ASS? 584 00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:11,644 THEY ALWAYS DO THAT SHIT! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SHIT? 585 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:14,346 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO? 586 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,782 YOU GOTTA GO DOWN AND SHIT, 587 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,017 AND YOU GOTTA START WIGGLING YOUR TONGUE ALL AROUND, 588 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:20,486 JUST TO GET A LOOK AT A BITCH'S BODY! 589 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:25,357 YOU MADE MY ENORMOUS COCK FALL OFF. 590 00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,493 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU DICKWEEDS, 591 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,462 BUT I GOTTA GO TAKE A NICE LONG JUICY DUMP. 592 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,365 WENDY, MEN AREN'T THAT DISGUSTING. 593 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,170 HOO-WAH. 594 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:41,373 THAT WAS ONE OF THE 5 GREAT SHITS OF MY LIFE. 595 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,643 MMM. 596 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,445 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU START OFF 597 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:47,947 WITH THAT INCREDIBLE RESISTANCE 598 00:25:48,014 --> 00:25:49,015 AND THEN POW! 599 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,250 2 NEAT PACKAGES YOU BARELY HAVE TO WIPE. 600 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:52,351 MAN, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 601 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:54,887 Donald: WHEW! I NEED A HUG. 602 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,188 HA HA! 603 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:59,325 MAN, I MADE A GRANDE GRUMPY THE OTHER DAY. 604 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,193 I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO FLUSH IT 605 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,929 OR SEND IT TO PRESCHOOL. 606 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,331 HA HA HA! 607 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:08,167 HUH! OH! OH! 608 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,939 UH-OH. 609 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:16,108 OK. HUH. 610 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,112 OH, SO THAT'S IT. SO NOW I'M THE GAY GUY. 611 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,381 SO EVERY TIME I WALK INTO A ROOM, 612 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:23,650 I'M GOING TO BE AVOIDED 613 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,785 LIKE A SPANDAU BALLET TRIBUTE ALBUM. 614 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,020 Adam: MAN, NOBODY ASKED YOU TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL. 615 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,056 YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING TREATED GAY 616 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,624 WHEN YOU ARE...GAY. 617 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:33,125 WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, 618 00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,662 DID YOU GET YOUR PHYSICAL RESULTS BACK YET OR...? 619 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:37,664 POSITIVE IS GOOD, RIGHT? 620 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:40,166 YOU KNOW WHAT? THE ONLY TOXIC ASSHOLE 621 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,368 IN THIS CABIN IS YOU. 622 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,037 HA HA HA! 623 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,472 Jasper: WICHITA, WICHITA, WICHITA... 624 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,507 WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH US CLOWNS 625 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:49,742 WHEN YOU KNOW HOW BADLY 626 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:51,477 WENDY WANTS TO BE YOUR WONDERWALL? 627 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,012 ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME? 628 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,715 LOOK, I BELIEVE IN NOTHIN', SHE BELIEVES IN EVERYTHING. 629 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,785 I LISTEN TO IGGY, SHE LISTENS TO BARNEY. 630 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,754 MAN, YOU'RE DOTH PROTESTING WAY TOO MUCH. 631 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,756 JUST ADMIT THAT YOU WANT HER. 632 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,224 Adam: IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 633 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,894 THE ENTIRE CAMP IS ON QUARANTINE BECAUSE OF YOU TWO. 634 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,629 NOW, INSTEAD OF SLIPPING A FROG IN HER PANTS, 635 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:13,199 YOU SHOULD SLIP HER THE OLD BALD FERRET! 636 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,734 LISTEN, YOU VIKINGS, 637 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,137 WENDY'S A VERY YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED LADY. 638 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,272 NOW, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY 639 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,508 THAT STEALS THE CHERRY OFF OF HER BANANA SPLIT. 640 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,977 WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE EXECUTED AT DAWN ANYWAYS. 641 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:27,279 YOU MIGHT AS WELL COMMIT THE CRIME. 642 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,148 GO TO HER, WICHITA. 643 00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:30,016 MAKE US PROUD, MAN. 644 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,483 GUYS YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. 645 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,285 WHAT, ME AND WICHITA? 646 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,587 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 647 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,790 HE THINKS HE'S SO ALTERNATIVE 648 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,659 WITH ALL HIS BROODING AND HIS-- 649 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,229 I MEAN, HE'S HARDLY UNINTERESTING, BUT-- 650 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,831 UH-HUH. 651 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,633 DON'T BE AFRAID TO GET A LITTLE STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS. 652 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,435 WHAT THE KIDS DON'T UNDERSTAND 653 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,237 IS THAT THIS IS OUR SUMMER, TOO. 654 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,306 I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE TO PUT OUR LIVES ON HOLD 655 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,808 TO BE THEIR BUTLERS. 656 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,143 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND 657 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:00,579 THIS WHOLE ACTUAL SEXUALITY THING. 658 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:04,083 HOW DO YOU GO FROM JUST BEING FRIENDS WITH A GUY WANTING TO 659 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,453 PUT THE THING HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM WITH IN YOUR MOUTH? 660 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,721 AAH! 661 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:12,324 COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO! 662 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:13,726 DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING GOOD? 663 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:17,096 HEY, I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN. I HAD THIS BABY-SITTER-- 664 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,064 WES. WES. 665 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,899 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A WOMAN'S PUSSY 666 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,134 WRAPPED COMPLETELY AROUND YOUR HEAD? 667 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,602 UH, NO. 668 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:26,005 WHAT WERE YOU, A BUTTHOLE BABY? 669 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,643 OH HO HO. BUTTHOLE BABY. 670 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,113 Wichita: WES, MY MAN, 671 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,216 IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF TURNING INTO ONE OF THOSE, 672 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:38,550 EAT SOME DRANO. 673 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,753 IT'S FOR THE BETTER OF THE SPECIES. 674 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,189 NOW, COME ON, YOU GUYS, IT'S LATE. GET TO BED. 675 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,859 IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D LET YOU GUYS STAY UP ALL NIGHT. 676 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:49,228 YOU KIDS OUGHT TO DO THE SAME. 677 00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:54,233 HEY. 678 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,501 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. 679 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,071 IS THAT COFFEE? GIMME, GIMME, GIMME. 680 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:00,572 AHEM. 681 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:02,174 SO WHAT DID YOU GALS TALK ABOUT? 682 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,276 YOU KNOW, VIOLENCE IN OUR SCHOOLS, 683 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,145 THE IMPORTANCE OF THE RIGHT TO VOTE. 684 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:07,780 YEAH, WE TALKED ABOUT SEX, TOO. 685 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,682 OBERON MUST BE TWITCHING IN HIS SLEEP. 686 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,986 I HAD FUN TONIGHT. 687 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:17,223 I EVEN GOT ALONG WITH TALIA FOR ABOUT 3 MINUTES. 688 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,691 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE HATES ME SO MUCH. 689 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,628 SURE YOU DO. 690 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:25,898 YEAH, I GUESS I DO. 691 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:30,436 YOU KNOW, DON'T WORRY ABOUT TALIA. SHE'S A ROCK. 692 00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,656 WELL, ANN TAYLOR WOULD HAVE PAID A LOT MORE, 693 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:52,892 I WOULDN'T TRADE THIS EXPERIENCE FOR THE WORLD. 694 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:56,628 I MEAN, SOMETIMES, I THINK THE FIRST TIME 695 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,164 YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING 696 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,166 IS WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO SOMEONE YOUNGER. 697 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,601 YOU THINK I'M A BIG DORK, DON'T YOU? 698 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,203 NO. I THINK YOUR PASSION'S TERRIFIC. 699 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,605 OH, WOW, I THINK YOUR CONDESCENSION'S EVEN BETTER. 700 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,078 IT'S LIKE BETWEEN FAMILY, FRIENDS, 701 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:14,113 PLAYSTATIONS, AND INTERNETS, 702 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,883 IT'S POSSIBLE FOR A PERSON TO GO THEIR WHOLE LIVES 703 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,985 WITHOUT EVER LISTENING TO THEIR SOUL. 704 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,888 NOW WHO'S THE DORK? 705 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:25,892 WOW, THIS IS A REALLY GREAT CONVERSATION. 706 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:30,529 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD. 707 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,901 YOU KNOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME 708 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,003 WHEN WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING 709 00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,238 AND ALL OF SUDDEN STARTED TO KISS. 710 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,550 ISN'T GOD GREAT? 711 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:55,121 THE WAY HE JUST BROUGHT US TOGETHER LIKE THIS? 712 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,989 UH, WEREN'T WE JUST MAKING OUT OR... 713 00:30:57,056 --> 00:31:00,092 THAT WAS NICE. 714 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:02,428 IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT? 715 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,297 WENDY. 716 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:08,867 WICHITA. 717 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,169 DON'T YOU GET IT? 718 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,438 WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN EVOLUTION. 719 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:13,772 WE CAN EFFECT CHANGE. 720 00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:15,007 THE WORKBOOKLET SAYS-- 721 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,709 HUSH. NOBODY CHANGES AT SUMMER CAMP. 722 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:22,214 THEY MERELY FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE AND BECOME IT MORE. 723 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,017 OH, WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS IF WE DISAGREE? 724 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,652 I DON'T KNOW. 725 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,688 THAT WORD OF YOURS IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 726 00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:33,192 "I DON'T KNOW." WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 727 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:36,862 I KNOW THAT I CAN'T GO ANOTHER SUMMER WHERE... 728 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:41,300 I ALMOST DID SOMETHING OR ALMOST MET A BOY. 729 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:45,437 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, SMARTY 730 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,748 Oberon: AHH... 731 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:59,285 BOYS AND GIRLS... 732 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,955 I'M NOT AGAINST A LITTLE CAMP ROMANCE, 733 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:06,925 BUT THESE LITTLE RAPISTS AND THEIR WHORES... 734 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,763 ANARCHY. 735 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,244 Wendy: RISE AND SHINE, CAMPERS AND COUNSELORS! 736 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:29,081 TODAY, UNENTHUSIASM IS NOT AN OPTION! 737 00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:32,418 MESS HALL, 9 MINUTES! 738 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:34,020 PLEASE? 739 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,521 Wendy: GOOD GRIEF. 740 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:39,091 WITH ONE LIGHTNING BOLT, GOD HAD COMPLETELY RUINED 741 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,960 MY FIRST SIGNIFICANT SEXUAL EXPERIENCE. 742 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,262 HERE YOU GO. 743 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,031 IT WAS HARD NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 744 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,466 THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING FOR ME TO DO. 745 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,236 SUPPRESS ALL MY BUDDING DESIRES 746 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:54,740 AND THROW MYSELF INTO MY WORK AND OBERON'S WORK. 747 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,108 HEY, CAMPERS! 748 00:32:56,175 --> 00:33:00,179 I WANT A NICE MORNING YEE-HEE-DI-HO! 749 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,383 Adam: CAMP WENT BACK TO BEING CAMP. 750 00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:06,485 YOU KNOW, APPRECIATING NATURE AND ALL. 751 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,720 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HUMAN DINGLEBERRIES 752 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:10,589 CAME TO CAMP IN THE FIRST PLACE? 753 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,058 TO GO FOR IT! 754 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,326 TO JUST DO IT! 755 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:17,163 TO CLENCH YOUR FIST, RAISE BACK YOUR ARM, 756 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:20,632 AND SHOUT, "YES!" 757 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,601 ARE YOU GONNA WIN TODAY? 758 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:23,635 YES! 759 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:24,970 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 760 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,205 WIN! 761 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:27,439 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 762 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,474 WIN! 763 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,209 THAT'S RIGHT! 764 00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:32,411 ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR POTATO SACKS BOUNCING! 765 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,747 BOUNCE! BOUNCE! AND GO! GO! 766 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,416 YEAH! 767 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,223 Wichita: COME ON, PULL! 768 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,792 Donald: ONE SMALL SEXUAL TRAUMA 769 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,294 AND WENDY HAD COMPLETELY RETREATED 770 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,862 BACK INTO THE WORLD OF COLOR WAR FUN. 771 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,831 WICHITA WAS NOT A HAPPY COUNSELOR. 772 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:54,366 NOW! 773 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,767 UNH! UNH! 774 00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:59,438 Jasper: WITH OUR CAMP COUPLE IN TURMOIL, 775 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:04,042 WE LOYAL CABIN MATES SWOOPED IN TO LEND A HELPING HAND. 776 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,512 NO, IT'S NOT FROM WENDY. 777 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:07,579 TOO BAD FOR ME, HUH? 778 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:10,082 WHAT, YOU GOT A SECRET ADMIRER OR SOME SHIT? 779 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,650 NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE. 780 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,620 NONE OTHER THAN SHEILA THE SLEEPWALKER. 781 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,288 THAT'S CUTE. 782 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:19,491 YEAH. I JUST WISH IT WAS SOMEBODY OLDER AND MALER, 783 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:20,359 LIKE YOU. 784 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,893 THOUGHT I WASN'T YOUR TYPE. 785 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,496 WISHITA, YOU'RE EVERYBODY'S TYPE. 786 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,765 BUT THAT'S OK, I GET MY OCCASIONAL CRUSHES. 787 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:27,899 GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 788 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,602 GOOD NIGHT, WISH-I-TA. 789 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:36,142 REJECTION. 790 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:45,817 YOU'RE ONLY DOING THIS FOR SHOCK VALUE. 791 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:47,953 I'M NOT SHOCKED. 792 00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,957 ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR GIVING THE CABIN GIRLS NEW HAIRDOS? 793 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,926 OR TEACHING THE GIRLS HOW TO ACTIVATE THEIR CLITORIS? 794 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:56,595 WHAT?! 795 00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:59,498 ARE YOU STILL MISERABLY PINING FOR WICHITA'S LIGHTING ROD? 796 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:04,403 ARE YOU A LESBIAN OR-- WHAT ARE YOU, PIXEL? 797 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:07,406 I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD TO DECLARE A MAJOR. 798 00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:10,709 WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE ME? 799 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:15,547 I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE YOU REMIND ME OF WHEN I WAS... 800 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,083 I GUESS I WAS NEVER REALLY LIKE YOU. 801 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:20,686 YOU KNOW, SO CUTE AND SO QUESTIONING 802 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:21,620 AND SO ADORABLY-- 803 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,822 I'M NOT SOME NAIVE LITTLE TWERP! 804 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,492 ONE TIME MY LITTLE BROTHER ATE A MAGNETIC PUZZLE PIECE 805 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:29,528 AND WE HAD TO GO THROUGH HIS POOP FOR A WEEK. 806 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:31,997 IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING IT WAS MUSHY AND EVERYTHING. 807 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:34,300 ON THAT NOTE, MY MORNING SWIM. 808 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,735 AND SPEAKING OF EATING, MY FAVORITE FOOD'S CHINESE FOOD. 809 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,306 Wendy: BLEEDING DOVE HAD HIT THE HALFWAY MARK. 810 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,741 THE SILLY LITTLE SONGS AND THE SILLY LITTLE RULES 811 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,243 HAD LOST THEIR MAGIC. 812 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:46,578 WITH MY SHELL-SHOCKED DIRECTOR STILL AN UNBLINKING, 813 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,181 UNMOVING, UNSPEAKING BLOB ON THE OFFICE COT, 814 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,618 IT WAS UP TO ME TO BRING CAMP BACK TO LIFE! 815 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,221 BUT MY HEART WAS SOMEPLACE ELSE. 816 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:02,160 THAT WAS A BUMMER, QUENTIN, 817 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:04,263 YOUR PARENTS NOT COMING TO PARENTS DAY. 818 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,731 YOU ALL RIGHT? 819 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:07,065 YEAH, I'M FINE. 820 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,900 MY DAD'S BACK HAD A RELAPSE AGAIN. 821 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,636 YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU, MAN. 822 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:16,141 HEY, WES, THAT REALLY SUCKED WHAT YOU JUST DID. 823 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,643 THANKS, MAN. 824 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,246 NOW, LOOKEE HERE, I LEFT SOMETHING DOWN BY THE LAKE. 825 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,080 CAN YOU GO GET IT FOR ME? 826 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,181 WHAT IS IT? 827 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:25,284 YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT. 828 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,254 SURE, WICHITA. WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN. 829 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:09,728 ISN'T FUN GREAT? 830 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:11,597 BOY, OH, BOY AND GIRL, OH, GIRL! 831 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,433 LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE OUT MY SECRET WEAPON! 832 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,668 2 WORDS THAT ARE GONNA CHANGE YOUR SUMMER! 833 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,004 PLEASE DON'T LET ONE OF THOSE WORDS BE "SCAVENGERS." 834 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,406 SCAVENGER HUNT! 835 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,841 IS IT GETTING A LITTLE BIT AWESOME IN HERE 836 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,075 OR IS IT JUST ME? 837 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:25,811 EVERYBODY, LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS! 838 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,212 OH, NO, UNDER THE SEATS. 839 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:28,880 WHOO, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 840 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,750 OH! A SCAVENGER HUNT! 841 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,568 FROM A 5-POINT PINECONE TO A 50-POINT DEAD BLUE JAY, 842 00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:52,203 YOU CAN HELP YOUR COLOR OUT MORE THAN EVER TODAY! 843 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,341 NOTHING CAN STOP US FROM SCAVENGER FUN! 844 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,095 ALL RIGHT, ROLL THIS DOWN! 845 00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:20,766 OK, GRAB THAT BLIND! 846 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:25,571 HOLD IT TOGETHER. 847 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,673 I GOT YOU, BUDDY. I GOT YOU. 848 00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:37,549 Radio: HURRICANE SKIPPY HAS ARRIVED WITHOUT WARNING, 849 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,618 TEARING ACROSS THE CAROLINA COAST. 850 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:42,287 REPEAT-- DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE. 851 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,356 BUT FOR NOW LET'S MELLOW OUT 852 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:47,359 WITH THE WINNER OF OUR SUMMER LOVE SONG POLL. 853 00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,627 * UNFORGETTABLE * 854 00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:49,861 OH, SHIT. 855 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:54,265 HURRICANE SKIPPY? 856 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,867 Wendy: DARN IT, CAMPERS! 857 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:58,269 I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD PICK UP THESE SCAVENGER SHEETS! 858 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,938 THE STORM'S GONNA BLOW OVER, THEN-- 859 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,207 OH! I'VE GOT AN IDEA! 860 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:04,342 HOW ABOUT A GAME OF DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE 861 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:06,945 TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF-- OR, OOH, MARCO POLO! 862 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,113 MARCO! 863 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,015 MAN, THAT GIRL IS LOSING IT. 864 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,182 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 865 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,418 Wendy: MARCO! 866 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:15,954 HEY... ISN'T FUN GREAT? 867 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,427 AMBER! 868 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:23,929 10, 9, 8-- COME BACK HERE, WHORE! 869 00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:35,206 THAT'S IT! COME ON, BOYS! YOU CAN DO IT! 870 00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:37,409 OHH, THAT'S SEXY! 871 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:39,945 OHH. 872 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:41,780 2 WORDS! 2 WORDS. 873 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,949 SOUNDS LIKE... 874 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,485 MOVIES! MOVIES! 875 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,986 Boy: SHOW ME SOME CHARACTERS. 876 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,187 2 WORDS. 2 WORDS. 877 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:51,189 SOUNDS LIKE.... 878 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,925 Pixel: BACK TO WORK, BITCHES! 879 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,093 GRRR! 880 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,339 WHAT IS IT NOW? 881 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,542 I MEAN, WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? 882 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:13,912 JUST WONDERED IF YOU'VE SEEN THIS. 883 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:18,383 HOW ABOUT THAT? 884 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:19,618 YOU'RE NIFTY, DONALD. 885 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:23,455 OH, UH, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE NIFTY, TOO. 886 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:26,658 OH, I SAW YOU CHATTING UP TALIA THIS MORNING. 887 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,126 YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR MOVE. 888 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:30,328 PFFT. NO, SHE-- 889 00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:34,399 SHE'S--SHE IS GREAT, BUT, UM... 890 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:37,168 THE PERSON THAT I--I REALLY CARE ABOUT-- 891 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,104 YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR MOVE. 892 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,840 Wichita: SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND TALIA? 893 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:42,774 I DON'T KNOW. 894 00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:45,010 THAT COULD BE INTERESTING. 895 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:46,411 NO. I DON'T WANNA. 896 00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:47,846 COME ON. KNOWING'S EVERYTHING, SON. GET UP! 897 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,381 COME ON. TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN. 898 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,117 WHOO! ITCHY? 899 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,284 POSTURE. POSTURE. 900 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:54,753 LET HER KNOW YOUR GOOFY ACT 901 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:57,188 IS SOMETHING YOU DO FOR THE KIDS, YOU KNOW? 902 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,524 WHAT 903 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,493 YEAH, IT IS. YOU'RE MYSTERIOUS. 904 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,694 YOU HAVE THIS MYSTERIOUS LIFE 905 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,395 THAT YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK 906 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,031 SHE'S A PART OF IT OR NOT. 907 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:09,067 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHETHER SHE'S A PART OF IT. 908 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,368 EXACTLY. 909 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:13,539 ALSO--TALIA HAS THIS OBSESSION WITH INDIA. 910 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:14,940 INDIA 911 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:17,208 I SHOULDN'T SAY THIS, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, 912 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:20,045 BUT INDIA? INDIA? PUSSY. 913 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:21,547 OH. GOOD FOR YOU. 914 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:25,050 OK. PUSSY FOR ME. POSTURE. INDIA. 915 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:26,084 YES, SIR. 916 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,218 ASS. ASS! ASS. ASS! 917 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:29,054 TIGER! WHAT A CUTE ASS IT IS! 918 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,355 PUSSY! YOU'RE THERE. 919 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:32,190 ASS, TIGER, PUSSY! YEAH! YOU'RE IN! 920 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:33,859 ASS, TIGER, PUSSY. WE GOT IT. 921 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:34,893 YOU'RE IN! 922 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,828 OHH. 923 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,535 SMOKING'S COOL. 924 00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:45,070 YES, IT IS. 925 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,872 CAN I HAVE A DRAG? 926 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,373 YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, ARE YOU? 927 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:52,878 TSK. 928 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,246 Boy: MAN! RED TEAM RULES! 929 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:57,115 RED! RED! RED! RED! 930 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:59,084 COME ON, YEAH! RED! RED! 931 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,619 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 932 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,289 RED. RED. RED. RED. 933 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,657 OH! 934 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:10,729 WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT? 935 00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:14,065 WELL, I THINK WE KIND OF GOT OFF TO A BAD START. 936 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:16,334 THERE'S A LOT ABOUT ME YOU DON'T KNOW. 937 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:19,971 I WISH I KNEW LESS. 938 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,408 IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PIG... 939 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,476 WELL, I CAN BE A GOOD PIG. 940 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,847 CHARLOTTE'S WEB. BABE. 941 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:31,983 GOOD PIG. 942 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:36,321 PROVE IT. 943 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,724 EXCUSE ME, JASPER, 944 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,391 BUT SOME OF THE OTHER COUNSELORS 945 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,660 ARE GETTING BACK RUBS. 946 00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:44,796 I WAS JUST WONDERING-- DID YOU WANT ONE? 947 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,567 NO. UH, I'M OK. 948 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:57,976 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 949 00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,679 DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! 950 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:02,914 WHERE AM I? AAH! 951 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:05,183 TOLD YOU IT'D BE EASY. 952 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,418 I'LL TELL WICHITA. WHO WANTS TO TELL WENDY? 953 00:43:07,485 --> 00:43:08,820 WENDY, WENDY. 954 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,922 TODD WENT OUT INTO THE HURRICANE. 955 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:13,124 HE SAID HE WENT TO YOUR CABIN. 956 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,794 LATELY, HE'S BEEN REALLY DEPRESSED. 957 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:18,764 I HAVE A FEELING SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 958 00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,431 Donald: THE PLAN WAS IN MOTION. 959 00:43:20,498 --> 00:43:22,267 WENDY AND WICHITA BRAVELY SET OUT 960 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,969 TO SAVE DON'T TOUCH ME TODD. 961 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:25,470 THEY WOULD BE THROWN TOGETHER. 962 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,706 THEY WOULD REKINDLE THEIR ROMANCE. 963 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:31,176 CAMP WOULD GO BACK TO BEING FUN. RIGHT? 964 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,750 I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR WARMTH. 965 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,519 OH, YEAH, ME, TOO. 966 00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:44,656 WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING TODD'S NOT EVEN IN HERE? 967 00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:47,492 LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! 968 00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:50,395 Jasper: THE ROMANCE REMAINED UNKINDLED. 969 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,197 THE PLAN WAS FAILING. 970 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,432 UNTIL HE SAW IT... 971 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,234 THE PICTURE. 972 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:59,070 YOUNG WENDY AND FAMILY IN FRONT... 973 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:03,041 AND STANDING IN THE BACK... 974 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:04,609 DESTINY. 975 00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:06,411 WHEN WERE YOU AT MOUNT RUSHMORE? 976 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,947 MMM, ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO. 977 00:44:09,014 --> 00:44:10,481 WHY? 978 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:12,383 DON'T LOOK AT THOSE! 979 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:13,418 NO. GET BACK. 980 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:16,154 WICHITA-- STOP. 981 00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:18,690 WICHITA! 982 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,659 LOOK! 983 00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:24,629 WE'RE IN THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE! 984 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,340 WHOA. 985 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,744 CHECK IT OUT, MAN. 986 00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:41,612 THAT'S AMAZING. 987 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:45,350 COME HERE, GUYS. DON'T GET TOO FAR AWAY. 988 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,618 WENDY, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET EVERYBODY BACK, 989 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,054 'CAUSE I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG 990 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,688 THESE EYE OF THE HURRICANES LAST. 991 00:44:50,756 --> 00:44:52,123 YOU GOT TO ADMIT IT, WICHITA, 992 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,592 THIS IS A BAD DAY TO BE AN ATHEIST. 993 00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:58,363 LOOK AT THE SKY, THE AIR... 994 00:44:58,429 --> 00:44:59,664 THE THINGS WE DO, 995 00:44:59,731 --> 00:45:01,532 WE MAY NOT CHANGE THE WORLD RIGHT AWAY, 996 00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:04,169 IF WE KEEP WORKING TO BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER, 997 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,038 THIS WORLD WILL BE A PERFECT PLACE BY THE YEAR 3000. 998 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:08,907 YOU KNOW, THIS EYE OF THE HURRICANE 999 00:45:08,974 --> 00:45:11,542 HAS UNLEASHED SOMETHING SPECIAL IN ALL OF US. 1000 00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:13,745 NOW, IF YOU WANT MY OPINION... 1001 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:15,513 YES! 1002 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,615 HA HA HA! 1003 00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:20,218 YOU BETTER MAKE THAT THE YEAR 4000. 1004 00:45:20,285 --> 00:45:22,220 OK. YEAR 4000. 1005 00:45:22,287 --> 00:45:25,223 I GOT STUNG BY A BEE. 1006 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:26,724 OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 1007 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,393 I KNOW HOW YOU MUST FEEL. 1008 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,161 Boy: NO, YOU DON'T! 1009 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:33,098 HE'S RIGHT. 1010 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:38,804 MY GOD, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE FEELS LIKE. 1011 00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,742 Talia: DONALD... 1012 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:47,045 FEEL THIS AIR. 1013 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:50,415 IT'S DOING SOMETHING TO ME. IT'S ALIVE. 1014 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,884 YEAH. OH, ALIVE. 1015 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,454 IT IS. 1016 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:58,389 BUT YOU KNOW, UH, 1017 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:02,727 ALL IN ALL, I'D KIND OF RATHER BE IN INDIA. 1018 00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:05,831 YEAH, INDIA. 1019 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:08,800 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I LOVE INDIA. 1020 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:11,669 THE FOOD AND-- 1021 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:14,239 I JUST FIND THEIR CULTURE TO BE SO... 1022 00:46:14,305 --> 00:46:16,107 INDIAN. 1023 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:17,208 OH. 1024 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:18,243 YEAH, I KNOW. 1025 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,845 DAFFY... 1026 00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:22,247 YOU'RE MAKING YOUR BIG MOVE, AREN'T YOU? 1027 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,783 AND YOU'VE BEEN COACHED BY THE BEST, 1028 00:46:25,851 --> 00:46:27,718 I MEAN, OF COURSE. 1029 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,687 WHY NOT PAIR OFF THE TWO GEEKS? 1030 00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:31,722 HOW CONVENIENT FOR EVERYONE? 1031 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,624 YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS! 1032 00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:35,726 ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL! 1033 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:43,201 ALL THIS TIME, TALKING DOWN TO THE KIDS. 1034 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:44,936 NO MORE. 1035 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:47,672 NO MORE DISTANCE BETWEEN ME AND THE CAMPERS. 1036 00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:51,609 BETWEEN ME AND THE PAIN. YES. 1037 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,446 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 1038 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,351 HA HA HA! 1039 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:03,021 Wendy: YOU HAVE TO BE HURT IN ORDER TO HEAL. 1040 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:06,958 TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY I CAN TRULY CALL MYSELF COUNSELOR. 1041 00:47:09,294 --> 00:47:10,095 TALIA, DON'T GO. 1042 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,630 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 1043 00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:15,000 EVERYTHING. 1044 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,105 Talia: OH! 1045 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,573 Donald: CAMP BLEEDING DOVE HAD COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. 1046 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,111 ALIVE AND WICKED, THE WAY WICHITA LIKED IT. 1047 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,213 SOON HE'D TAKE US TO THE NEXT LEVEL, 1048 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,715 BUT, FOR NOW, WICHITA HAD TO SETTLE THINGS DOWN 1049 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:32,283 THE QUICKEST WAY POSSIBLE-- 1050 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:35,053 GETTING EPILEPTIC EVE TO FAKE AN ATTACK. 1051 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:42,793 COMING THROUGH! 1052 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,596 EVE! ANGEL! 1053 00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:49,567 I FORGOT TO REMEMBER I'M ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS. 1054 00:47:57,976 --> 00:47:59,044 EVE, GET UP! 1055 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:00,445 Radio: WELL, FOLKS, 1056 00:48:00,511 --> 00:48:02,313 IT LOOKS LIKE THE HURRICANE IS MOVING OUT, 1057 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,950 AND I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE 1058 00:48:05,016 --> 00:48:08,253 THAN WITH OUR MOST-REQUESTED ODE TO SUMMER LOVE. 1059 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,388 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1060 00:48:10,455 --> 00:48:14,292 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1061 00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:16,794 UM... 1062 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:21,399 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A COUPLE. 1063 00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:24,102 I'M SORRY. 1064 00:48:24,169 --> 00:48:25,903 I'M REALLY AWFUL AT THIS JOB 1065 00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:28,239 AND YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE WHO... 1066 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,977 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO-- 1067 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:36,214 I THINK THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY 1068 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:39,750 THAT THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL MOMENT 1069 00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:42,920 IN A YOUNG WOMAN'S LIFE. 1070 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:46,591 HAYLEY... 1071 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:48,726 BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN 1072 00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:53,364 IS A GREAT EMBARRASSING FIRST MENSTRUATION STORY. 1073 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,100 I HOPE SO. 1074 00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,736 THAT WASN'T A PERIOD. 1075 00:48:58,803 --> 00:49:01,006 THAT WAS AN EXCLAMATION POINT. 1076 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,683 HOWDY, POUTY! 1077 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,419 DID YOU GET MY COUGH DROPS? 1078 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:17,355 WES. 1079 00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:22,327 LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING-- 1080 00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:25,230 I WAS CONFIDENT THAT I WAS GONNA BLOW IT WITH TALIA, 1081 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,398 BUT...I MUST SAY I REALLY OUTDID MYSELF. 1082 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,234 SHE'S STILL JUST PISSED OFF AT ME 1083 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,968 AND TOOK IT OUT ON YOU. 1084 00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:33,571 BESIDES, WE'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS. 1085 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:38,576 IT'D BE DIFFERENT IF WE WERE AT A CLUB OR A DANCE OR SOMETHING. 1086 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:40,945 CHECK THIS OUT. SAY YOU'RE AT A DANCE. 1087 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,413 THE MOMENT YOU START TO THINK 1088 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,249 A GIRL'S EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTED IN YOU, 1089 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,950 YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE. 1090 00:49:46,017 --> 00:49:48,353 GO GET A DRINK OR MACK ON SOME CHICK. 1091 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:49,720 THEN WHEN SHE STARTS FIDGETING, THINKING, 1092 00:49:49,787 --> 00:49:51,622 "OH, MAYBE HE'S NOT GONNA COME BACK," 1093 00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:55,126 THAT'S WHEN YOU STROLL UP BEHIND AND GRAZE THE BACK OF HER NECK. 1094 00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:57,895 OH, YEAH. THAT OUGHT TO... 1095 00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,997 I CAN'T DO THAT KIND OF STUFF. 1096 00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:02,933 I DON'T KNOW. THE THING WITH THIS TALIA-- 1097 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,770 OH, THE GIRL THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT-- 1098 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:09,107 I CAN'T KEEP THIS IN ANYMORE, MAN. 1099 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:12,009 THERE'S A PICTURE ON WENDY'S WALL. 1100 00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:13,878 SHE MUST HAVE BEEN 10-- 1101 00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:16,181 IT'S LIKE A FAMILY MOUNT RUSHMORE TRIP-- 1102 00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:18,983 AND I'M IN THE PICTURE. IN THE PICTURE! 1103 00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:20,851 I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS? 1104 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:25,756 YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S WEIRD. WOW. 1105 00:50:25,823 --> 00:50:27,024 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 1106 00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:28,693 I THINK I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE IN GOD. 1107 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:31,696 AND THE THING IS, I THINK I LIKE THE GUY. 1108 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:33,831 I GOTTA TELL HER, RIGHT? 1109 00:50:33,898 --> 00:50:35,300 HUH? YEAH. 1110 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,267 OH, YOU SHOULD GO TO HER. YEAH. 1111 00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:39,937 THANK YOU. UH-HUH. 1112 00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:44,809 SAY HI FOR ME. 1113 00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:57,622 GOTTA GET UP. STILL MORE TO DO. 1114 00:50:57,688 --> 00:51:00,891 WHOA, HORSEY. 1115 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,627 THAT BOY HATES ASIAN PEOPLE. 1116 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,929 THAT GIRL THINKS SHE GAVE HER MOM CANCER 1117 00:51:04,995 --> 00:51:06,564 BY DROPPING A PLATE ON HER HAND. 1118 00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:08,466 HER DADDY TOUCHES HER TOO MUCH. 1119 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:11,001 HIS DADDY TOUCHES HIM TOO LITTLE. 1120 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,104 YOU KNOW, CALL ME A LUNATIC, 1121 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:15,673 BUT I THINK YOU'RE SERIOUSLY WONDERFUL. 1122 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:19,076 HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO. 1123 00:51:19,144 --> 00:51:21,146 I'M HAVING A BAD HEAD DAY. 1124 00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:22,580 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 1125 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:24,615 ISN'T THIS THE MOMENT WHERE ONE OF US 1126 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,684 SAYS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY OFFENSIVE TO THE OTHER ONE? 1127 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:29,120 BUT, HELL, WHY SHOULD WE LET OUR ACTUAL PERSONALITIES 1128 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:31,889 GET IN THE WAY OF US FALLING IN LOVE? 1129 00:51:31,956 --> 00:51:34,525 EXACTLY. 1130 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,195 YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE PROUD OF ME. 1131 00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:42,233 I GUESS I'M KIND OF LOSING THE SUIT OF ARMOR. 1132 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:43,701 A LITTLE BIT. 1133 00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:45,703 WELL, YOU'D BE PROUD OF ME, TOO. 1134 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:47,004 I'M DROPPING THIS WHOLE 1135 00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:49,874 SNOW WHITE AND THE 70 DWARVES ACT. 1136 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,075 NOT ALL OF IT. 1137 00:51:51,142 --> 00:51:52,810 OF COURSE. 1138 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:57,215 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING. IF WE COULD-- 1139 00:51:57,282 --> 00:51:59,717 I LOVE YOU. 1140 00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:03,721 DON'T SAY I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1141 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,223 I HATE THAT. 1142 00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,057 "I LOVE YOU, TOO." 1143 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,560 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT, 1144 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,662 IT PUTS ME IN AN AWKWARD POSITION. 1145 00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:13,831 WELL, THAT'S OK. 1146 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:16,133 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT YOU-- 1147 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:24,141 GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1148 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,480 QUIET! 1149 00:52:31,949 --> 00:52:33,684 UM... 1150 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:36,521 MAYBE I SHOULD GO. YOU PROBABLY NEED YOUR REST. 1151 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:39,357 PROBABLY. 1152 00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:44,695 HEY, DONALD. 1153 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:48,165 IS WICHITA HERE? 1154 00:52:48,233 --> 00:52:50,201 UH, HE JUST LEFT, BUDDY. 1155 00:52:51,236 --> 00:52:53,103 WELL, CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? 1156 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,039 I GOT THIS NOTE FROM THIS GIRL. 1157 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:57,074 SHE WANTS TO MEET BY THE LAKE TONIGHT. 1158 00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:58,175 LET ME SEE THAT. 1159 00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:04,815 SIT DOWN. 1160 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:11,689 Donald: CAMP EBERHARDT. ANNE WILSON. 1161 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:16,261 LOVELY, LOVELY ANNE WILSON. 1162 00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:17,562 ANNE WILSON WAS THE ONLY CAMPER 1163 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,163 WHO HAD A LIFEGUARD CERTIFICATE, 1164 00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:22,833 SHE WAS ALLOWED TO TAKE THE CANOES WITHOUT ANY SUPERVISION. 1165 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,936 AND SHE ASKED ME ONCE IF I WANTED TO GO 1166 00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:28,239 FOR A LITTLE POST-BONFIRE SPIN AROUND THE LAKE. 1167 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:31,342 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE . 1168 00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:35,580 AND I SAID NO. HEH HEH. 1169 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:37,548 I SAID NO. 1170 00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:41,452 I WAS YOUNG, I WAS NERVOUS. 1171 00:53:41,519 --> 00:53:44,289 I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE CANOES. 1172 00:53:44,355 --> 00:53:47,191 I SAID NO. AND IF I WOULD'VE GONE 1173 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:48,893 ON THAT CANOE WITH THAT GIRL, 1174 00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:51,262 I'D BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON. 1175 00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:52,830 I KNOW IT! 1176 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:57,902 I'D BE HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL AND ASSERTIVE! 1177 00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,671 WICHITA. 1178 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:03,541 THAT'S-- I WOULD BE WICHITA. 1179 00:54:06,311 --> 00:54:07,512 SEE, YOU THINK YOU'RE A KID. 1180 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:08,846 YOU THINK YOU'RE YOUNG 1181 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,481 AND YOUR DECISIONS DON'T MATTER NOW, 1182 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:12,917 BUT THEY DO. THEY DO. THEY ALL DO. 1183 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,218 OK! OK! 1184 00:54:14,285 --> 00:54:16,053 YOU GOTTA GO. YOU DON'T BE LIKE ME. 1185 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,221 OK. 1186 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:18,656 JUST GO. TAKE THIS AND GO. 1187 00:54:18,723 --> 00:54:21,526 OK. I'LL GO TO THE DUMB LAKE. 1188 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,794 Girl: DID YOU EVER SUSPECT IT WAS ME? 1189 00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:25,229 Boy: NO, NOT REALLY. 1190 00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:27,665 OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE. 1191 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,237 GOD, WAS I EVER THAT YOUNG? 1192 00:54:33,304 --> 00:54:35,606 MMM. 1193 00:54:35,673 --> 00:54:40,645 I'VE--I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE. 1194 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:44,415 REALLY? 1195 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:47,918 I'VE HAD DREAMS ABOUT LOSING MY VIRGINITY, 1196 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:50,855 BUT NEVER LIKE THIS. 1197 00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,590 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1198 00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:55,493 WELL, FOR ONE THING, I WASN'T A MUTANT, 1199 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,295 AND FOR ANOTHER... 1200 00:54:58,363 --> 00:55:00,731 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 1201 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,603 I'M THINKING THAT I'M GLAD THAT I BROKE UP WITH 1202 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:09,774 EVERYONE I EVER WENT OUT WITH. 1203 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,710 THAT SWELLING'S GONNA GO DOWN, RIGHT? 1204 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:13,978 OH! 1205 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:20,385 ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO DO IT MORE THAN ONCE A NIGHT? 1206 00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:22,387 UM... 1207 00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:28,393 IT'S, UH, IT'S BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN. 1208 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:42,039 Campers: * KUMBAYA, MY LORD * 1209 00:55:42,106 --> 00:55:44,975 * KUMBAYA * 1210 00:55:45,042 --> 00:55:50,080 HELLO THERE, WENDY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU WALK IN. 1211 00:55:50,147 --> 00:55:52,617 WHAT'S THAT? 1212 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:57,021 YOU, UH, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS. 1213 00:55:57,087 --> 00:56:00,057 YOU WHAT? IF YOU INSIST. 1214 00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:06,063 I SORT OF THOUGHT--SORT OF THOUGHT YOU'D BE WITH WICHITA. 1215 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:12,269 WELL, YEAH, I GUESS I'M KIND OF ATTRACTED TO YOU. 1216 00:56:12,336 --> 00:56:13,904 I MEAN-- YOU 1217 00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:17,542 YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES? 1218 00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:20,377 AND DO WHAT? 1219 00:56:20,445 --> 00:56:24,214 OH! THAT'S--THAT'S VERY NAUGHTY. 1220 00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:25,450 THAT'S VERY NAUGHTY, 1221 00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:27,251 BUT, UH, I MEAN, 1222 00:56:27,317 --> 00:56:28,686 YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY WALKS IN, 1223 00:56:28,753 --> 00:56:30,955 THAT--THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD. 1224 00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:33,758 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT? OH, WELL. 1225 00:56:36,627 --> 00:56:38,529 WELL, I GUESS IF YOU DON'T CARE, 1226 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,931 NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY. 1227 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:42,967 JUST... 1228 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:46,036 WHERE IS IT? 1229 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:56,581 FUCK! 1230 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:04,489 RRR. 1231 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:10,227 OHH! 1232 00:57:10,294 --> 00:57:11,796 OHH! 1233 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:14,765 WHOA. I DON'T SEE WHY PEOPLE PROTEST PORNOGRAPHY. 1234 00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:17,301 THEY MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THIS ISSUE. 1235 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,203 I'M IN LOVE WITH LOVE. 1236 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,871 AAH! 1237 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:25,109 BAD-BOY BILLY, MANURE EATER, FROG KILLER, 1238 00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:27,277 PORNO FAN. 1239 00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:28,345 AAH! 1240 00:57:28,412 --> 00:57:29,747 IT'S CALLED A PINK WAFFLE. 1241 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:31,448 PERHAPS BEFORE YOUR TIME. 1242 00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:32,983 BRILLO PAD SCRAPED AGAINST THE SKIN 1243 00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:36,286 POPPING UP FROM A PRESSED-DOWN TENNIS RACQUET. 1244 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:39,023 OK. THAT'S ENOUGH! 1245 00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,192 NO. I'M JUST KIDDING. MORE. 1246 00:57:45,329 --> 00:57:46,731 Pixel: SADIST! 1247 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,633 I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU'D CHANGE. 1248 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,234 THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF DISCIPLINE? 1249 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,435 YOU'RE A MONSTER! 1250 00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:53,103 THAT KID IS GONNA BE TRAUMATIZED-- 1251 00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,539 FOR ABOUT 3 DAYS! 1252 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:55,973 I'M A MONSTER, HE'S A MONSTER. 1253 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,708 ACTUALLY, WE'RE BOTH JUST GUYS. 1254 00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:59,409 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND. 1255 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,945 UNH! 1256 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:04,114 KEEP TALKING. YOU'RE SO ELOQUENT. 1257 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:06,984 WHY ARE YOU, UH... 1258 00:58:07,051 --> 00:58:09,153 MMM, DON'T STOP. 1259 00:58:09,219 --> 00:58:10,154 WHY? 1260 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,689 WHY? 1261 00:58:11,756 --> 00:58:14,525 IF I ASKED THOSE QUESTIONS, I'D NEVER MAKE LOVE. 1262 00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:15,826 "LOVE." 1263 00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:19,830 UNH! DAMN YOU! DAMN THIS! UNH! 1264 00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,532 UGH! 1265 00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:26,103 Adam: OH, HURT ME BAD! 1266 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:28,472 OOH. LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES 1267 00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:29,640 ANOTHER INTERCOURSE. 1268 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:32,176 PIXEL AND ADAM SITTING IN A TREE... 1269 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,411 F-U-C-K-I-N-G. 1270 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:35,613 All: NO WAY! 1271 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,182 LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. 1272 00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:39,516 EW. 1273 00:58:39,584 --> 00:58:41,518 LET SOME IMPRESSIONABLE MINDS HAVE A TURN. 1274 00:58:41,586 --> 00:58:43,954 WHOA. 20 POINTS FOR THE RED TEAM. 1275 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,790 LET'S GO BACK TO WENDY AND WICHITA. 1276 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:48,826 OH, HEY, DO WE HAVE A LOCK ON JASPER YET? 1277 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:51,495 GOD, HE'S JUST SO LOVELY. 1278 00:58:51,562 --> 00:58:53,097 I KNOW. 1279 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:57,067 I--I MEAN HE'S A REALLY GREAT COUNSELOR. 1280 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:01,806 BUSTED. 1281 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,473 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'D BETTER RUN. 1282 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,776 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 1283 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,344 OOH. 1284 00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:09,346 MY GIRL'S GETTING TOUGH, HUH? 1285 00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:10,781 OBERON'S OFFICE. 1286 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:12,416 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE? 1287 00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:13,450 NOTHING. 1288 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:14,919 LET ME SEE. COME ON. 1289 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,788 TALIA, YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK IN THERE. 1290 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,659 Tanya: IS THAT WENDY AND-- 1291 00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:24,862 OH. 1292 00:59:30,735 --> 00:59:32,903 YOU REALLY LIKED WICHITA, 1293 00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:35,272 DIDN'T YOU? 1294 00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:37,775 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1295 00:59:39,644 --> 00:59:41,378 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M NOT... 1296 00:59:41,445 --> 00:59:44,615 MORE ANGRY OR DEPRESSED OR... 1297 00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:47,618 HEY... 1298 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:48,886 HOW YOU FEELING? 1299 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:51,255 WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME? 1300 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:53,357 WHY AM I SO... 1301 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:56,226 THAT'S A NEW ONE. 1302 00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:58,028 THE WAY I FIGURE IT, 1303 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:01,231 IF I CAN GET THROUGH TO JUST ONE CAMPER... 1304 01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:03,367 THEN I'M STILL A PRETTY INCOMPETENT COUNSELOR. 1305 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,538 HEY, WHERE IS BIG CHIEF OBERON? 1306 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:16,046 Wendy: OBERON HAD SNAPPED OUT OF... 1307 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,982 HIS LIGHTNING-INDUCED DAZE. 1308 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:21,185 HE TOOK TO THE FOREST LIKE A MAD EXILED KING. 1309 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,220 Adam: HIS CAMP HAD BEEN COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER 1310 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:27,825 BY A STRANGE, ALMOST SUPERNATURAL FORCE. 1311 01:00:27,892 --> 01:00:32,462 Pixel: NEEDLESS TO SAY, THAT WAS SEX. 1312 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:33,731 DON'T WORRY. 1313 01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:36,600 ONLY 4 OF US WERE HAVING IT. 1314 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,170 Wendy: BUT EVEN THOSE NOT PERFORMING THE ACTUAL ACT 1315 01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:43,473 FOUND THEMSELVES CAUGHT IN THE THRALL OF IT ALL. 1316 01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:46,076 Donald: SEX, SEX, SEX. 1317 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:48,979 THINKING ABOUT SEX, TALKING ABOUT SEX. 1318 01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:51,481 LEARNING PIXEL'S LESSON OF HOW SALTY PANCAKE BATTER 1319 01:00:51,548 --> 01:00:53,751 TASTES JUST LIKE WHAT COMES OUT OF... 1320 01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:56,821 THINGS WERE GETTING WILD. 1321 01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,857 UHH. 1322 01:00:59,924 --> 01:01:01,959 UHH. 1323 01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:04,862 * YOU DRIVE ME * 1324 01:01:04,929 --> 01:01:06,330 * YOU DRIVE ME * 1325 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:07,798 * AH AH AH AH * 1326 01:01:07,865 --> 01:01:09,767 * YOU DRIVE ME WILD * 1327 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:11,635 LET ME SEE! WAIT! 1328 01:01:11,702 --> 01:01:14,438 * YOU DRIVE ME * 1329 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,506 * AH AH AH AH * 1330 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,442 * YOU DRIVE ME WILD * 1331 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,177 HA HA HA! 1332 01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,212 * YOU DRIVE ME * 1333 01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:23,480 * YOU DRIVE ME * 1334 01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:24,949 * AH AH AH AH * 1335 01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:28,719 * YOU DRIVE ME WILD * 1336 01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:31,488 OH, JASPER. 1337 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,257 JASPER. 1338 01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:34,591 JASPER. 1339 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:36,426 JASPER. 1340 01:01:36,493 --> 01:01:38,395 JASPER. 1341 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:39,529 All: JASPER. 1342 01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:40,998 JASPER. 1343 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,834 Jasper: OK, THIS SEX THING WAS GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND. 1344 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:45,970 EVERYONE WAS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITHOUT ME. 1345 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,704 AFTER RETRIEVING MY NOSE RING 1346 01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:49,940 FROM SHEILA THE SLEEPWALKER'S LOVE RITUAL, 1347 01:01:50,007 --> 01:01:53,043 IT WAS FINALLY TIME TO TAKE MY SHOT. 1348 01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:56,046 OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT JERRY RICE OVER THERE. 1349 01:01:56,113 --> 01:01:57,815 YOU'RE A LITTLE HARSH ON TODD. 1350 01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:59,216 OH, FUCK YOU. 1351 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,851 YOU GOT TO GIVE ME TODD. 1352 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,486 HE'S PROBABLY THE MOST INVINCIBLE LOSER 1353 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:03,821 I'VE EVER COME ACROSS. 1354 01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:05,790 OK, STOP. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1355 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,225 I'M GOING TO PUT MY MOUTH WHERE MY MOUTH IS. 1356 01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:10,861 I THROW HIM ONE OVERHAND PASS, AND HE CATCHES IT-- 1357 01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:12,629 DRAMATIC PAUSE-- 1358 01:02:12,696 --> 01:02:14,932 YOU LET ME GO DOWN ON YOU. 1359 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,234 WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME? 1360 01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:18,668 NO, SERIOUSLY. 1361 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,204 IF YOU WIN THIS BET, 1362 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:22,639 YOU'LL PROVE TO THE COSMOS ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU, 1363 01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:24,174 KNOW EVERYTHING. 1364 01:02:26,210 --> 01:02:27,577 AW. 1365 01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:29,013 COME ON, WISH-I-TA. 1366 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:30,247 ISN'T THE RUSH OF GAMBLING 1367 01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:32,749 ON YOUR CYNICALLY EXISTENTIALLY PRECISE 1368 01:02:32,817 --> 01:02:35,953 PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE ENOUGH? 1369 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:38,288 HANDSHAKE'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET, MY GOOD SPORTSMAN. 1370 01:02:38,355 --> 01:02:39,790 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 1371 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,793 HEY, TODD, THROW ME THE BALL, BUDDY. 1372 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,629 GO BACK FOR A PASS. I KNOW YOU CAN CATCH IT. 1373 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:46,931 I CAN CATCH IT. 1374 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,665 HEY, TODD, DON'T DROP IT. 1375 01:02:48,732 --> 01:02:50,134 READY? 1376 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,003 I'M GOING TO CATCH THE BALL. 1377 01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:00,945 UHH! 1378 01:03:01,812 --> 01:03:03,613 DAMN THE BAD LUCK, HUH? 1379 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:05,349 ALMOST! 1380 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:06,917 YEAH, ALMOST. 1381 01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,286 YOU FAT FUCK. 1382 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:10,420 Jasper: OF COURSE, 1383 01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:13,190 TALIA HAD DONE THE MOST SHOCKING THING OF ALL. 1384 01:03:13,257 --> 01:03:16,193 SHE HAD BECOME A CAMP COUNSELOR. 1385 01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,661 Talia: BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE. 1386 01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:21,966 AS ALWAYS, EVERYTHING REVOLVED AROUND WENDY AND WICHITA. 1387 01:03:22,032 --> 01:03:23,901 COUNSELOR WENDY, I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND 1388 01:03:23,968 --> 01:03:26,170 THAT VITAL THINGIE IN THE STORAGE ROOM. 1389 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:30,274 GADZOOKS. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING BEFORE? 1390 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,109 Donald: WENDY AND WICHITA WERE THE PLANT 1391 01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:33,911 ON THE CLASSROOM WINDOWSILL 1392 01:03:33,978 --> 01:03:36,580 FED AND WATERED BY ENTHUSIASTIC CHILDREN. 1393 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,616 Pixel: IT WAS SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH THE PLANT GROW... 1394 01:03:39,683 --> 01:03:41,551 AND GROW AND GROW. 1395 01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:42,719 Donald: UNTIL THE ROOTS 1396 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:44,388 RIPPED OUT THE BOTTOM OF THE CUP. 1397 01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:46,957 DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE FOOLING ANYONE? 1398 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:48,592 DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE? 1399 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,560 YOU'RE SO BAD. 1400 01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,762 AAH! WHOA, HORSEY. 1401 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:54,598 I--I MUST BE DRUNK. I'M SO SORRY. 1402 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,866 THEY'RE GOING TO HEAR US. 1403 01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:58,802 SHH. IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP, THEY WOULDN'T. 1404 01:03:58,869 --> 01:04:00,470 I PROMISE. MM-HMM. 1405 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,009 * PRIESTS AND BODIES, YOU CAN'T DANCE * 1406 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:08,278 * IN THE JAWS OF MY LIFE HE'S DEALING WITH ME NOW * 1407 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:11,248 * I TURN AROUND, THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN * 1408 01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:14,451 * THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN * 1409 01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,089 * WHEN THEY'RE TYING YOU DOWN * 1410 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:21,225 FUCK ME, COUNSELOR. 1411 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,894 SO, THE GIRL GETS, LIKE, AN INCH OF POISON IVY, 1412 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,196 AND SHE STARTS SCREAMING FOR ASSISTED SUICIDE. 1413 01:04:26,263 --> 01:04:28,732 BE NICE. HER FATHER DIED IN THAT TWA FLIGHT 1414 01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:30,834 THE GOVERNMENT SHOT DOWN. 1415 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,640 OH, GUESS WHAT? I'M GOING TO BE IN THE CITY NEXT WEEK. 1416 01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,944 MY MOM SAYS IT'S OK IF I STAY OVERNIGHT AT YOUR DORM. 1417 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:42,046 SHE AND DADDY ARE DYING TO MEET YOU. 1418 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:44,681 AND YOU HAVE TO COME TO OUR ANNUAL LABOR DAY BARBECUE. 1419 01:04:44,748 --> 01:04:48,018 I'M MAKING PEACH COBBLER. GOSH, IT' GOING TO BE SO WEIRD-- 1420 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:51,188 YOU KNOW, PLANNING DATES AND... 1421 01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:52,456 WHAT'S UP? 1422 01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:54,891 Wendy: TO ME, OUR PASSION WAS EVOLVING 1423 01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:56,393 INTO SOMETHING SWEET AND LASTING. 1424 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:59,296 TO WICHITA, I DON'T KNOW. HE KIND OF FREAKED. 1425 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:01,131 WICHITA, THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE TOP SHELF 1426 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:03,000 IN THE STORAGE ROOM, AND I CAN'T-- 1427 01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:05,169 NOT NOW, WENDY. 1428 01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:08,172 THIS ISN'T ABOUT DOING IT. 1429 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:11,641 THERE'S SOME THINGS THAT I THINK WE SHOULD DISCUSS PRIVATELY. 1430 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,977 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, 1431 01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:15,445 DOES THIS CAMP SUCK, OR DOES THIS CAMP SUCK? 1432 01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:16,780 All: THIS CAMP SUCKS! 1433 01:05:16,846 --> 01:05:18,215 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 1434 01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,816 All: SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! 1435 01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:21,151 SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! 1436 01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:24,421 SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! 1437 01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:28,725 Wichita: NOW, THEY FORCED US TO CAPTURE THE FLAG, 1438 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,661 BUT WE MADE OUR OWN CAMP! 1439 01:05:41,405 --> 01:05:43,807 YEAH! 1440 01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:47,277 All: SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! 1441 01:05:47,344 --> 01:05:49,213 Wendy: BLEEDING DOVE'S NEW LEADER 1442 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,515 HAD TAKEN HIS CHARISMATIC ANTI-EVERYTHING IDENTITY 1443 01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:52,882 TO ITS ULTIMATE EXTREME. 1444 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,918 Jasper: COULD HE REALLY THROW IT ALL AWAY 1445 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,987 FOR SOME PIECE OF ROMANTIC DESTINY? 1446 01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:59,023 YOU SEE, LOVE CONQUERS ALL, 1447 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:01,491 AND WICHITA DIDN'T WANT TO BE CONQUERED. 1448 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:03,593 Wendy: UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY TOLD ME. 1449 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:05,495 Wendy: HE'S FREAKING ME OUT, ALL RIGHT? 1450 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,831 I MEAN, WE WERE TALKING, TOUCHING CONSTANTLY, 1451 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:09,566 AND NOW--I KNOW I'M JUST BEING SILLY. 1452 01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:13,037 WE'RE COMING TO THE END OF CAMP, YOU WANT TO KNOW IF WICHITA'S 1453 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:14,538 LOVE IS TRUE, RIGHT? 1454 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:17,474 I CAN THINK OF NOTHING LESS SILLY THAN THAT. 1455 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,742 LET'S TEST THE FUCKER. 1456 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:21,245 TEST HIM? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 1457 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,912 NO. CHECK IT OUT, RIGHT? 1458 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,048 I APPROACH WICHITA. 1459 01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:25,682 MORNING. UH-HUH. 1460 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:29,353 TELL HIM THERE'S A CODE RED, HE HAS TO GET OUT TO THE WOODS. 1461 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:32,389 TAKE HIM BY THE LOG BRIDGE. I'LL BE WAITING BEHIND THE OAK 1462 01:06:32,456 --> 01:06:34,258 GOOD IDEA, GOOD IDEA. OK. 1463 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:38,062 SO WICHITA AND I WILL BE ON THE LOG. I'LL PUT ON MY SEXY MOVES, 1464 01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:40,897 AND EITHER HE'LL GO FOR IT, OR HE'LL SHOOT ME DOWN. 1465 01:06:40,964 --> 01:06:42,199 BUT EITHER WAY, 1466 01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:45,835 YOU'LL COME UP WITH SOME MAJOR KNOWLEDGE. 1467 01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:48,272 Wendy: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO SOMETHING LIKE CAMP, 1468 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,141 YOU KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THE ENTIRE SUMMER-- 1469 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,610 ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH LOVE, HATE, 1470 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,212 LIFE, OR DEATH-- 1471 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:59,049 IS USUALLY NOT WORKED OUT UNTIL THE VERY LAST DAY. 1472 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:02,819 DAY 40. DAY 40, IT IS. 1473 01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:12,396 Pixel: WE ARE IN PLAY. 1474 01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,164 REPEAT-- WE ARE IN PLAY. 1475 01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,066 TAKE YOUR POSITION. 1476 01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:18,668 UM, OK. 1477 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:21,771 I MEAN, ROGER. 1478 01:07:21,838 --> 01:07:24,040 THE TWINS WENT INTO THE WOODS LAST NIGHT 1479 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:26,576 AND NEVER CAME BACK. 1480 01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:29,646 I WONDER WHERE THOSE 2 LITTLE RASCALS COULD BE? 1481 01:07:37,321 --> 01:07:39,289 NOW THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, 1482 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:43,793 AREN'T YOU CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO, UH... 1483 01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:46,330 TO LOOK INTO MY EYES? 1484 01:08:14,224 --> 01:08:17,127 Wendy: * THERE IS A PLACE * 1485 01:08:17,194 --> 01:08:19,963 * I'M DREAMING OF * 1486 01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:22,366 * MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME * 1487 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:24,468 * CAMP BLEEDING DOVE * 1488 01:08:24,534 --> 01:08:26,236 Wendy: THIS WAS NOT FAKE. 1489 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:27,704 THIS WAS NOT FUN. 1490 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,174 WICHITA'S HOLD ON THE CAMP WAS UNRAVELING. 1491 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,342 HIS HOLD ON HIMSELF WAS UNRAVELING. 1492 01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:33,910 IT WAS ALL UNRAVELING. 1493 01:08:33,977 --> 01:08:36,180 EVE, CAN YOU HEAR ME, SWEETIE? 1494 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,714 IT'S GOING TO BE OK. 1495 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:40,150 Wendy: WHITE PILLS, GREEN PILLS, YELLOW PILLS 1496 01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:41,951 SWEPT INTO MY FAITHFUL THERMOS. 1497 01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:44,888 WICHITA DESERVED SOMETHING STRONGER THAN CAFFEINE. 1498 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,590 MAYBE I WAS OVERREACTING, 1499 01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:49,526 BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT SUMMER LOVE IS ALL ABOUT? 1500 01:08:49,593 --> 01:08:51,961 Talia: I'M GOING TO SIT YOU UP RIGHT HERE. 1501 01:08:52,028 --> 01:08:53,963 OH, OK. THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 1502 01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:55,932 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1503 01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:57,901 JUST STANDING THERE? 1504 01:08:57,967 --> 01:08:59,936 WAKE UP! 1505 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,778 STOP, CAMPERS, PLEASE! 1506 01:09:08,845 --> 01:09:10,714 AW, COME ON. STOP IT. 1507 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:13,850 A FOOD FIGHT'S NOT VERY ORIGINAL. COME ON. 1508 01:09:15,619 --> 01:09:18,222 OH, MAN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND TAKE IT. 1509 01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:19,789 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 1510 01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:22,058 Donald: I SAW THAT, SAMMY! I SAW THAT! 1511 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,960 STOP IT! 1512 01:09:24,027 --> 01:09:25,395 HEY, HEY. 1513 01:09:25,462 --> 01:09:27,431 DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO EVE? 1514 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,932 SHE--SHE COULD'VE DIED. 1515 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:31,901 COME ON. HOW MANY PACKS OF GUM DID YOU BRIBE HER WITH? 1516 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,437 LOOK, KARATE KID, 1517 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:36,139 HAVEN'T YOU BASTARDS SEEN THAT WE'RE LOSING CONTROL? 1518 01:09:36,206 --> 01:09:38,442 NO, WICHITA, YOU'VE LOST CONTROL. 1519 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:40,477 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU AND WENDY 1520 01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:41,945 HAVE GONE UP IN FLAMES 1521 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,980 DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN GET ALL--OH, MY... 1522 01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,749 WOW. 1523 01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:47,451 Donald: STOP IT! 1524 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:48,918 COME. 1525 01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,320 Donald: YOU'RE WASTING FOOD. 1526 01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:52,389 PUT IT DOWN! PUT THE--EAT IT. 1527 01:09:52,456 --> 01:09:54,324 EAT THE--NOT HIM. 1528 01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:56,326 HEY, HEY. WAIT. WHERE YOU GOING? 1529 01:09:56,393 --> 01:09:58,628 WHERE ARE THEY GOING? WHAT'S WITH THE SWEATSHIRT? 1530 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,864 I DON'T KNOW, LAST DAY OF CAMP, DAFFY. 1531 01:10:00,930 --> 01:10:02,266 TIME FOR TENDER GOOD-BYES. 1532 01:10:02,332 --> 01:10:04,468 VERY TENDER GOOD-BYES, YOU DIG ME? 1533 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:06,236 CAN YOU COVER FOR US? 1534 01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:09,739 COVER FOR YOU? I HAVE A RIOT GOING ON HERE. 1535 01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:12,376 ALL RIGHT! THE HAND GOES UP! 1536 01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:14,411 All: THE MOUTH GOES SHUT! 1537 01:10:14,478 --> 01:10:15,845 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 1538 01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,914 CUT IT OUT, OR THERE'S NO DANCE TONIGHT. 1539 01:10:17,981 --> 01:10:18,948 All: AW. 1540 01:10:19,015 --> 01:10:20,817 MOVE IT! 1541 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:29,793 WELL, JASPER, 1542 01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:33,129 MY ONE AND ONLY HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND, 1543 01:10:33,196 --> 01:10:37,267 LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, PAL. 1544 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:39,469 AND CHARLIE THE COOK. 1545 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:42,506 HE'S THE ONLY THING ON THE MENU I'M ALLOWED TO EAT. 1546 01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:44,007 OUCH. 1547 01:10:46,410 --> 01:10:48,211 COME ON, CHARLIE. 1548 01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:50,514 OH, GO ON, GIRLFRIEND. 1549 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,616 Wendy: AH, OUR LAST DAY AT CAMP. 1550 01:10:52,682 --> 01:10:54,651 I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD BE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1551 01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:56,486 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 1552 01:10:56,553 --> 01:10:58,755 SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING THAN THAT, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. 1553 01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:00,857 LOOK, I OVERHEARD YOU AND PIXEL 1554 01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:03,126 OUTSIDE THE MESS HALL. 1555 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:07,531 I FAILED YOUR LITTLE TEST ON PURPOSE. 1556 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:09,165 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 1557 01:11:09,232 --> 01:11:11,701 I DON'T KNOW. 1558 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:19,943 COURSE I BELIEVE YOU, WICHITA. 1559 01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:22,446 Wendy: I NO LONGER DESIRED TO MAKE WICHITA DIE. 1560 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:24,481 INSTEAD, I WAS GOING TO MAKE HIM FEEL, 1561 01:11:24,548 --> 01:11:27,584 EVEN IF IT WAS THE LAST THING I'D EVER DO. 1562 01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:30,654 Adam: WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WEIRDO. 1563 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,358 I STILL THINK YOU'RE A NUT. 1564 01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,092 BUT NOW YOU'RE MY NUT. 1565 01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:39,696 ARE WE GOING TO DO IT OR WHAT? BECAUSE I STILL HAVEN'T PACKED. 1566 01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:41,365 WHY ARE YOU BEING SO GROUCHY? 1567 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,433 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT TIME FOR US, PIXEL. 1568 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,301 WE'VE STARTED SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 1569 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:48,004 ADAM, WE HAD A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP 1570 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:49,873 THAT SERVED A PURPOSE, 1571 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:51,808 AND NOW IT'S... 1572 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,711 THAT--THAT WAS BEFORE WE STARTED SHARING THINGS, 1573 01:11:54,778 --> 01:11:57,414 BEFORE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW I HELPED THAT BED-WETTER 1574 01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:59,883 CHANGE HIS SLEEPING PATTERNS. 1575 01:11:59,949 --> 01:12:01,250 AND--AND HOW I... 1576 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,453 I--I CRIED... 1577 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,423 WHEN PEEPERS DIED. 1578 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:09,426 I NEVER TOLD THAT TO ANYONE BEFORE. 1579 01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:12,662 AND THIS PEEPERS WAS YOUR DOG? 1580 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:14,297 YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 1581 01:12:14,364 --> 01:12:16,165 I PROBABLY WASN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION. 1582 01:12:16,232 --> 01:12:18,802 WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS? 1583 01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:22,706 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1584 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:25,341 * NOW THAT WE'RE APART * 1585 01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:26,576 * LOSE MY MIND * 1586 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:27,611 * UN-FORGET HER * 1587 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,513 * SUMMER LOVE * 1588 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:33,483 * SILLY SONGS ABOUT SUMMER LOVE-- * 1589 01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:39,456 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1590 01:12:39,523 --> 01:12:41,625 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1591 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,427 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1592 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,062 * SUMMER LOVE * 1593 01:12:46,129 --> 01:12:47,964 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1594 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:50,700 Boy: THERE HE GOES, COME ON LET'S GO. WAIT UP. 1595 01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:52,936 * UNFORGETTABLE-- * 1596 01:12:53,002 --> 01:12:56,005 DIE! DIE! 1597 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:20,196 Donald: THE OTHER COUNSELORS HAD ABANDONED ME 1598 01:13:20,263 --> 01:13:22,065 TO HAVE THEIR DEEP AND MEANINGFUL 1599 01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:23,600 ADULT ROMANTIC TRYSTS. 1600 01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:25,268 I DON'T WANT TO SOUND BITTER, 1601 01:13:25,334 --> 01:13:26,736 BUT THE CAMPERS AND I, 1602 01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:29,372 WE WERE GOING TO BRING THEM BACK DOWN TO EARTH. 1603 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:30,674 OH, YES. 1604 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,042 THE CAMP'S ALMIGHTY SUPPLY OF CONDOMS 1605 01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:35,745 WERE ABOUT TO BE PUT TO A DIFFERENT USE. 1606 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,714 BLEEDING DOVE WAS ABOUT TO GET 1607 01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:40,216 THE COLD SHOWER IT NEEDED. 1608 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:42,085 ALL THE MAGAZINE POLLS SAY 1609 01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:45,021 THAT THE TRAIT MOST LOOKED FOR IN A LOVER 1610 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:48,257 IS A SENSE OF HUMOR. 1611 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:53,129 NOW, THAT'S FUNNY. 1612 01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:55,465 BECAUSE I AM THE MOST HILARIOUS 1613 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:57,701 FUCKING GUY IN THE WORLD, 1614 01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:00,504 AND I HAVE YET TO TOUCH A SINGLE HUMAN BREAST. 1615 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:03,607 AH, BUT I DIGRESS. 1616 01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:05,441 LET'S--LET'S DO THIS ATTACK. 1617 01:14:05,509 --> 01:14:07,677 FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD, 1618 01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:10,814 "COULD YOU WAIT HERE WHILE THE REST OF US HAVE NAKED FUN? " 1619 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,883 YEAH. FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE BEEN TOLD, "OH, I'M SORRY. 1620 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:16,285 "YOU'RE JUST TOO YOUNG AND UNCOOL TO UNDERSTAND. 1621 01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:17,353 YOU DON'T GET IT." 1622 01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:18,688 LET'S DO THIS ATTACK, 1623 01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:21,457 IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. 1624 01:14:21,525 --> 01:14:22,992 ARE YOU WITH ME? 1625 01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:25,328 All: YEAH! 1626 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:26,963 ARE YOU WITH ME? 1627 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:28,865 YEAH! 1628 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:31,334 ARE YOU WITH ME? 1629 01:14:43,112 --> 01:14:46,916 Wendy: WICHITA...I BROUGHT YOU OUT HERE TO TELL YOU-- 1630 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:48,718 I'M FUCKED UP, 1631 01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:51,020 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE CURED. 1632 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:53,256 IT'S WHAT MAKES ME A BETTER COUNSELOR. 1633 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:57,193 I TELL THESE KIDS HOW IT IS. IF YOU MET YOURSELF AS A KID, 1634 01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:58,828 WOULD YOU GO TO HER AND SAY, 1635 01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:01,164 "HOWDY, POUTY. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK"? 1636 01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:04,367 YES! MY GOD, YES! I WOULD TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER 1637 01:15:04,433 --> 01:15:06,670 AND NOT LET ANYONE TAKE AWAY HER DREAMS. 1638 01:15:06,736 --> 01:15:10,039 SOON WE'LL BE ADULTS, WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT GROCERIES. 1639 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,876 WE CHALLENGED EACH OTHER. WE CREATED IDEAS. 1640 01:15:12,942 --> 01:15:15,712 WE'RE 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE WHO FORMED A CIRCLE WITH OUR SOULS. 1641 01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:18,882 SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1642 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:22,051 TO TELL YOU I WAS LOCKED IN A FUCKING CLOSET HALF MY LIFE 1643 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,219 MY PARENTS KICKED-- 1644 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:25,088 DON'T GET BREAKFAST CLUB ON ME, BITCH! 1645 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:28,391 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN CHILDHOOD TRAUMAS IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK. 1646 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:31,427 I GAVE YOU THE ULTIMATE MALE FANTASY-- 1647 01:15:31,494 --> 01:15:32,596 SEX... 1648 01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,631 WITH NOTHING ON THE SIDE. 1649 01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:36,065 DON'T PRETEND THAT WE SHARED 1650 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,667 ANYTHING OTHER THAN FLUIDS, ADAM. 1651 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:40,369 SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 1652 01:15:40,436 --> 01:15:42,338 YOU SATANIC WHORE! 1653 01:15:42,405 --> 01:15:44,741 YOU THINK--YOU THINK YOU'RE SO... 1654 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:46,009 BUT YOU'RE JUST-- 1655 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,443 THAT'S IT. 1656 01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:49,879 PRETEND THIS IS THOSE ARCADE THINGS, THE TIGHTER YOU SQUEEZE, 1657 01:15:49,946 --> 01:15:53,783 THE MORE OF A MAN YOU ARE. 1658 01:15:59,122 --> 01:16:00,456 AAH! 1659 01:16:00,523 --> 01:16:01,557 AAH! 1660 01:16:08,231 --> 01:16:09,766 AAH! 1661 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,001 SPERMICIDALLY LUBRICATED! 1662 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:15,338 Oberon: COED CAMPS. 1663 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:20,076 ANARCHY BY DEFINITION. 1664 01:16:20,143 --> 01:16:22,846 NO. THEY--THEY NEEDED SOMEBODY THERE 1665 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:25,081 DURING THAT FOOD FIGHT-- 1666 01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:26,115 AN ADULT. 1667 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,918 NOBODY TELLS YOU HOW TO BE AN ADULT. 1668 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:32,555 YOU JUST KEEP GETTING OLDER, ANYWAY. 1669 01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:40,263 IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK 1670 01:16:40,329 --> 01:16:41,631 FOR A LITTLE ORDER? 1671 01:16:58,381 --> 01:17:01,050 GOD! 1672 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,525 YOU'RE NOT AS COOL AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. 1673 01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:10,894 THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. 1674 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,528 NOBODY REALLY CHANGES AT SUMMER CAMP. 1675 01:17:12,595 --> 01:17:15,999 THEY JUST FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE AND BECOME IT MORE THAN EVER-- 1676 01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:17,834 FOR SOMEONE WHO IS CAPABLE OF LOVE 1677 01:17:17,901 --> 01:17:20,269 TO FIND OUT FIRST-HAND THAT LOVE REALLY EXISTS. 1678 01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,674 YOU DIDN'T BRING ME OUT HERE TO CURE ME, DID YOU? 1679 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:28,177 YOU BROUGHT ME OUT HERE TO PUNISH ME. 1680 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:31,214 I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU CAN BE PUNISHED, WICHITA, 1681 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,749 BUT LET'S FIND OUT. 1682 01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:35,218 CALL IT MY SOCIAL EXPERIMENT OF THE SUMMER. 1683 01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:38,321 WHAT'S IN THAT CUP? 1684 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:39,989 WHAT'S IN THAT CUP? 1685 01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:41,190 CHEERS. 1686 01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:44,127 Todd: UHH! 1687 01:17:44,193 --> 01:17:45,328 AW, TODD, MAN, 1688 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:47,964 LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND SOMETHING YOU TOTALLY SUCK AT. 1689 01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:49,165 HIGH 5. 1690 01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,567 DON'T TOUCH ME. 1691 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:53,336 FIRE! 1692 01:18:09,652 --> 01:18:11,921 * I'M * 1693 01:18:11,988 --> 01:18:16,826 * FALLING IN HATE * 1694 01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:19,428 * WITH THIS PLACE * 1695 01:18:19,495 --> 01:18:21,798 * DAYS * 1696 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:24,400 * TRICKLE BY * 1697 01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:29,472 * LIKE A STREAM * 1698 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,707 * I * 1699 01:18:31,775 --> 01:18:36,645 * NEED TO GO OFF * 1700 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:39,749 * LIKE A BOMB * 1701 01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:42,251 * BEFORE I * 1702 01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:46,689 * EXPLODE I * 1703 01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:48,224 * NEED TO GO * 1704 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:01,537 WHY DID YOU WAIT... 1705 01:19:01,604 --> 01:19:02,972 UNTIL THE LAST DAY OF CAMP... 1706 01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:05,408 TO TELL ME THAT YOU LIKE ME? 1707 01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:06,943 I WILL LEARN... 1708 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:08,912 THE TRUE MEANING OF RESPONSIBILITY. 1709 01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:10,546 WHILE CREATING MEMORIES... 1710 01:19:10,613 --> 01:19:15,051 THAT LAST A LIFETIME. 1711 01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:18,855 * I'LL FEEL NO REMORSE * 1712 01:19:18,922 --> 01:19:21,424 * WHEN I * 1713 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,427 * QUIT THIS PLACE * 1714 01:19:24,493 --> 01:19:27,663 * TOO LONG I'VE WASTED * 1715 01:19:27,730 --> 01:19:31,134 * IN THIS MELANCHOLY SPACE * 1716 01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:36,272 * IT'S ALWAYS * 1717 01:19:39,342 --> 01:19:41,477 * WINTER HERE * 1718 01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:47,250 * LIKE A SPLINTER * 1719 01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:51,654 * OF ICE * 1720 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:57,093 * IN YOUR EYES * 1721 01:20:02,765 --> 01:20:04,400 RISE. 1722 01:20:04,467 --> 01:20:05,801 SHINE. 1723 01:20:05,869 --> 01:20:12,675 NOW! 1724 01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:19,515 I'M SORRY. 1725 01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:22,418 IT'S JUST-- IT SEEMS SILLY... 1726 01:20:22,485 --> 01:20:25,588 KISSING A GIRL. 1727 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:28,624 CLEVER OBSERVATION. 1728 01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:31,460 GO BACK TO WICHITA. 1729 01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:32,728 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 1730 01:20:32,795 --> 01:20:33,762 YOU CAN'T. 1731 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,364 SORRY. 1732 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:45,474 THIS ISN'T THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE. 1733 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:47,944 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING A CHILDREN'S BOOK 1734 01:20:48,011 --> 01:20:52,815 USING INPUT FROM ALL OF THE CAMPERS. 1735 01:20:52,882 --> 01:20:55,284 I DON'T EVEN LIKE SMOKING. 1736 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:59,222 ONE DAY, THEY'LL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS, NEVER FIND ONE FOR SEX. 1737 01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:01,357 IT'S KIND OF FUNNY, YOU KNOW? 1738 01:21:01,424 --> 01:21:04,894 I MEAN, MOST STORIES WITH A BUNCH OF CAMP COUNSELORS 1739 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,329 HAVE SOME SERIAL PSYCHO 1740 01:21:06,395 --> 01:21:09,498 WHO SYSTEMATICALLY BUTCHERS EVERYONE ONE BY ONE. 1741 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:12,401 YEAH. 1742 01:21:12,468 --> 01:21:13,937 AND? 1743 01:21:14,003 --> 01:21:17,240 I DON'T KNOW, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. I MEAN... 1744 01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:19,742 WHO NEEDS A SERIAL PSYCHO WITH A CHAIN SAW 1745 01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:26,950 WHEN WE HAVE OURSELVES? 1746 01:21:29,185 --> 01:21:31,988 Wendy: WICHITA AND I WERE A DREAM COME TRUE, 1747 01:21:32,055 --> 01:21:35,291 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE A LOT MORE DREAMS LEFT. 1748 01:21:35,358 --> 01:21:36,359 I MEAN, REALLY, 1749 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:37,693 WHO WANTS "HAPPILY EVER AFTER" 1750 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,329 WHEN YOU'RE 19? 1751 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,831 BEFORE YOU CAN BE THE LOVE OF SOMEONE'S LIFE, 1752 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,568 YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LIFE FIRST. 1753 01:21:54,443 --> 01:21:57,813 WICHITA, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. 1754 01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,615 WES... 1755 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:01,150 YOU CAN'T BE LIKE ME. 1756 01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:03,086 YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, BUDDY. 1757 01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:04,387 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT, 1758 01:22:04,453 --> 01:22:07,390 BUT I'M NOT THE GUY YOU THINK I AM. 1759 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:09,258 OF COURSE YOU ARE, MAN. YOU'RE, LIKE-- 1760 01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:11,694 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE BEST COUNSELOR EVER. 1761 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,762 YOU ROCK. 1762 01:22:13,829 --> 01:22:15,898 NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! 1763 01:22:15,965 --> 01:22:17,600 LET ME STAY AT CAMP, PLEASE! 1764 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:19,668 I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE! 1765 01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:22,371 THIS IS FUN! I LOVE CAMP! 1766 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:25,474 PLEASE LET ME STAY! PLEASE! 1767 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,010 I'M GAY. 1768 01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:28,744 LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 1769 01:22:28,811 --> 01:22:31,014 RICK, YOU'RE NOT GAY. YOU'RE 12. 1770 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:33,049 YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HAVING THOUGHTS LIKE THAT. 1771 01:22:33,116 --> 01:22:36,252 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY GAY THOUGHTS WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE? 1772 01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:39,522 PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL YOU'RE 18, OK? 1773 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:41,190 OK. 1774 01:22:41,257 --> 01:22:43,926 HAVE A GOOD SUMMER. 1775 01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:46,395 DID YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU WERE 18? 1776 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,031 YEAH. UH-HUH. 1777 01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:49,465 I'LL BET YOU'RE GLAD 1778 01:22:49,532 --> 01:22:52,435 I WAITED UNTIL LAST DAY TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. 1779 01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:53,569 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1780 01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:55,438 RUN AWAY. 1781 01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:57,006 THIS IS SUCH A DRAG. 1782 01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:58,474 I WANT A FAVORITE CAMPER, TOO. 1783 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:01,877 HEY, BACK OFF, BITCH. SHE'S MINE. 1784 01:23:01,944 --> 01:23:04,113 YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO COLOSSAL. 1785 01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:06,049 NOW, DON'T FORGET, KID, ALL RIGHT? 1786 01:23:06,115 --> 01:23:07,950 OBs. THEY'RE CREATED BY A FEMALE GYNECOLOGIST. 1787 01:23:08,017 --> 01:23:10,319 YEAH, AN INSANE FEMALE GYNECOLOGIST. 1788 01:23:10,386 --> 01:23:12,288 HAYLEY, DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 1789 01:23:12,355 --> 01:23:14,157 ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE THE EASIEST TO SHOPLIFT, 1790 01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:16,225 YOU KNOW, BUT NO WOMAN SHOULD BE EXPECTED 1791 01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:19,995 TO PAY FOR SOMETHING FORCED ON HER WITHOUT A CHOICE BY NATURE. 1792 01:23:20,063 --> 01:23:21,864 I THINK WE NEED A GROUP HUG. 1793 01:23:21,930 --> 01:23:23,832 MMM, MMM. 1794 01:23:32,408 --> 01:23:33,476 STOP IT! 1795 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:34,377 AH, THERE SHE IS. 1796 01:23:34,443 --> 01:23:35,744 NO, SERIOUSLY. THAT'S ENOUGH. 1797 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:37,313 ONE FOR EFFORT. 1798 01:23:38,981 --> 01:23:40,983 WELL... 1799 01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:43,852 HEY. 1800 01:23:43,919 --> 01:23:46,922 SUMMER WOULD'VE BEEN A LOT LESS WITHOUT YOU, DONALD. 1801 01:23:47,890 --> 01:23:50,426 YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND. 1802 01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:52,795 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1803 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,197 UM... 1804 01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:57,500 REMEMBER THAT NIGHT I GOT REALLY DRUNK 1805 01:23:57,566 --> 01:23:58,834 AND DECLARED THAT... 1806 01:23:58,901 --> 01:24:01,470 I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE THE WAY I LOVE YOU? 1807 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:02,605 NO. 1808 01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:04,307 THAT'S GOOD... 1809 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:06,509 BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MYSELF. 1810 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:09,245 AW. 1811 01:24:53,556 --> 01:24:55,358 Boy: I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME! 1812 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,793 LET ME STAY HERE! I LOVE CAMP! 1813 01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:59,262 CAMP IS SO FUN! 1814 01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:00,829 DO YOU HEAR ME? 1815 01:25:00,896 --> 01:25:02,465 I DON'T WANT-- 1816 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:05,968 [CONTINUES YELLING INDISTINCTLY] 1817 01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:08,804 WAIT! 1818 01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:16,745 ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOLLAR. LITERALLY. 1819 01:25:16,812 --> 01:25:19,182 COME ON. WE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY. 1820 01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:21,550 NO. WE DID IT FOR-- WE DID IT FOR... 1821 01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:22,551 YEAH? 1822 01:25:22,618 --> 01:25:24,720 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1823 01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:26,389 WHAT'S UP? 1824 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:29,124 THAT WAS THE SUMMER OF MY LIFE, MAN. 1825 01:25:29,192 --> 01:25:31,026 I'LL REMEMBER YOU MOST OF ALL, DUDE. 1826 01:25:31,093 --> 01:25:33,229 UM, CRAIG, THANK YOU. 1827 01:25:33,296 --> 01:25:35,664 THAT'S---I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THAT'S VERY SWEET. 1828 01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:37,666 OH, MAN, I SO GOT YOU. 1829 01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:40,503 OH. OH. 1830 01:25:40,569 --> 01:25:43,071 OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH? 1831 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:47,243 OH, YEAH? COME ON. YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? OOH. 1832 01:25:50,579 --> 01:25:52,848 AHEM. 1833 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:04,126 Wendy: HERE'S WHERE WE TELL YOU 1834 01:26:04,193 --> 01:26:06,662 THAT THIS WAS THE SUMMER WE LOST OUR INNOCENCE. 1835 01:26:06,729 --> 01:26:09,332 Adam: BUT REALLY IT'S THE SUMMER WE GOT IT BACK. 1836 01:26:09,398 --> 01:26:12,768 Jasper: EXCUSE THE CHEESE, BUT LOVE MATTERS, 1837 01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:13,602 RESPECT MATTERS, 1838 01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:17,039 AND CAUSING PAIN IS NEVER COOL. 1839 01:26:17,105 --> 01:26:18,507 Pixel: ACTUALLY, CAUSING PAIN 1840 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,576 IS ABOUT THE COOLEST THING YOU CAN DO, 1841 01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:26,014 BUT COOLNESS ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. 1842 01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:30,052 HEY, DRIVER, COULD YOU STOP THE BUS, PLEASE? 1843 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:31,153 Kids: WHOA. 1844 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:32,455 THAT'S GOOD. 1845 01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:35,090 NO, NO. I'M SORRY, I REFUSE TO GO OUT WITH 1846 01:26:35,157 --> 01:26:36,692 THIS DOOM AND GLOOM ATTITUDE. 1847 01:26:36,759 --> 01:26:39,695 I'M GETTING A PICTURE FROM YOU COMPLEX INDIVIDUALS. 1848 01:26:39,762 --> 01:26:43,866 COME ON, NOW. LET'S GET A KID IN THERE. 1849 01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:55,411 ALL RIGHT. 1850 01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:58,414 AW. STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY GOOD TIMES. 1851 01:26:58,481 --> 01:27:01,116 Donald: LIFE SUCKS-- IN A GOOD WAY. 1852 01:27:01,183 --> 01:27:03,286 FALLING IN LOVE, FALLING IN HATE, 1853 01:27:03,352 --> 01:27:04,520 GETTING LAID, GETTING HURT-- 1854 01:27:04,587 --> 01:27:05,821 WHAT'S ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER? 1855 01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:08,324 WHEN IT COMES TO THE RITUAL OF GROWING UP, 1856 01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:09,992 SOMETIMES YOU SMILE BECAUSE YOU'RE HAPPY. 1857 01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:13,329 OTHER TIMES, YOU SMILE JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE SURVIVED. 1858 01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:14,597 THERE WE GO. YEAH. 1859 01:27:14,663 --> 01:27:16,465 Donald: HEY, A SMILE IS A SMILE. 1860 01:27:18,467 --> 01:27:20,436 * HAPPINESS * 1861 01:27:20,503 --> 01:27:21,870 * OH OH * 1862 01:27:21,937 --> 01:27:24,006 * HAPPINESS * 1863 01:27:28,511 --> 01:27:30,112 * I WAS SCARED ABOUT * 1864 01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:33,081 * THAT PERSONAL LOW * 1865 01:27:33,148 --> 01:27:36,285 * THIS HEARTACHE * 1866 01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:40,088 * ISN'T FAKE * 1867 01:27:40,155 --> 01:27:43,859 * I SET UP * 1868 01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:48,431 * TIME TO WAIT * 1869 01:27:48,497 --> 01:27:50,399 * HAPPINESS * 1870 01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:52,200 * OH OH * 1871 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:54,537 * HAPPINESS * 1872 01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:56,505 * I CAN RISE WITHOUT YOU * 1873 01:27:56,572 --> 01:27:58,341 * GREET THE SKIES WITHOUT YOU * 1874 01:27:58,407 --> 01:28:00,376 * I'LL JUST FLOAT IN THE FOG * 1875 01:28:00,443 --> 01:28:02,811 * SAY THE HELL WITH IT ALL * 1876 01:28:02,878 --> 01:28:06,849 * NOW I SEE * 1877 01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:09,985 * WHAT I'LL BE * 1878 01:28:10,052 --> 01:28:14,357 * WITHOUT YOU * 1879 01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:18,627 * I AM FREE * 1880 01:28:18,694 --> 01:28:22,230 * WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN * 1881 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:26,201 * I'LL BE WOKEN UP * 1882 01:28:26,268 --> 01:28:29,538 * I WILL TAKE IT * 1883 01:28:29,605 --> 01:28:32,975 * I WILL LISTEN * 1884 01:28:44,353 --> 01:28:46,389 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1885 01:28:46,455 --> 01:28:48,457 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1886 01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:53,496 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1887 01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:58,000 * RAIN FALLS FROM THE SKIES ABOVE * 1888 01:28:58,066 --> 01:29:02,705 * THE CLOUDS BLOCK OUT THE SUMMER LOVE * 1889 01:29:02,771 --> 01:29:05,808 * UNFORGETTABLE SONGS * 1890 01:29:05,874 --> 01:29:09,277 * UN-FUN WHEN YOU ARE NOT THE ONE * 1891 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,513 * THAT SHE WANTS * 1892 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:15,651 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1893 01:29:15,718 --> 01:29:19,788 * IF I HEAR IT ONE MORE TIME * 1894 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:24,159 * I THINK I MIGHT LOSE MY MIND * 1895 01:29:24,226 --> 01:29:27,796 * STUPID SONGS ABOUT THEM * 1896 01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:29,832 * HAPPY DAYS FOREVER * 1897 01:29:29,898 --> 01:29:34,169 * WHEN THEY PLAY THE SAME OLD SILLY SONGS * 1898 01:29:34,236 --> 01:29:36,539 * ABOUT SUMMER LOVE * 1899 01:29:36,605 --> 01:29:38,607 * I WILL NOT REMEMBER * 1900 01:29:38,674 --> 01:29:40,776 * NEVER UN-FORGET HER * 1901 01:29:40,843 --> 01:29:45,614 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1902 01:29:45,681 --> 01:29:48,551 * AND NOW THAT WE'RE APART * 1903 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:52,220 * I STARTED TO FEEL STRANGE * 1904 01:29:52,287 --> 01:29:54,356 * ABOUT THE SONGS * 1905 01:29:54,423 --> 01:29:56,559 * THEY USED TO PLAY * 1906 01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:58,461 * THEY'RE JUST SO * 1907 01:29:58,527 --> 01:30:00,496 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1908 01:30:00,563 --> 01:30:02,765 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1909 01:30:02,831 --> 01:30:07,002 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER SONGS * 1910 01:30:07,069 --> 01:30:09,171 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1911 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:11,339 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1912 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:15,744 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1913 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:17,746 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1914 01:30:17,813 --> 01:30:20,215 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1915 01:30:20,282 --> 01:30:24,553 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1916 01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:29,458 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1917 01:30:29,525 --> 01:30:35,664 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1918 01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:40,035 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1919 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,270 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1920 01:30:42,337 --> 01:30:46,509 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1921 01:30:46,575 --> 01:30:50,746 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 1922 01:30:50,813 --> 01:30:52,681 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1923 01:30:52,748 --> 01:30:56,885 * UNFORGETTABLE * 1924 01:30:56,952 --> 01:31:04,459 * UNFORGETTABLE SUMMER LOVE * 125375