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[ music ]
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- Alright we gotta get
our stories straight!
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- Listen! Listen to me!
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Let's tell him
we were at church.
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- ...I'm gonna say,
"Mind your business."
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In fact, I've got
some questions for him.
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- Mine's better.
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[ tube alert ]
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[ all talking at once ]
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- When I find out
what happened, Schwoz,
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I swear to God,
I'm gonna take that weapon
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you tell me never to
touch and I'm gonna--
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- deep breaths...
don't do that...
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- ASSSSSSSSEMBLLLLLLLLE!
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- Hi.
- Ahh!
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I don't suppose any of yooooou
know how my Man Truck
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ended up at the bottom
of the Jandy River?
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- Nnnnnnnnnnnnno.
- Mind your business.
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- Okay. Where you guys
been all day?
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- Church.
- Mind your business.
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- I honestly don't know.
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- Alright. I'll start with you.
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You went to church, huh?
- Yep.
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- Which one?
- Went to three.
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- Hmm. Little church hopping?
- Lotta' church hopping.
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- You sing?
- Cuppa' times.
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- Which hymns?
- "Amazing Grace."
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"How Great Thou Art."
And a Kanye song.
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- O-kay.
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How about you?
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- Mind your business.
- O-kay.
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- How about you Dimples?
Know anything about my truck
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being at the bottom
of the river?
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- I don't know anything
about anything.
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- Checks out.
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Well... I believe you all.
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And now simply
to leave the room.
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One thing, though...
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Uhhhh-Mmmmmmiiiiiika!
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Mika? I don't suppose.
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Do you know anything
about how my truck
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ended up at the bottom
of the river do you?
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Mika? I love that truck
more than I love Schwoz.
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- Ouch.
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- And now it's all wet!
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[ Chapa mouths, "Don't..." ]
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- It was us!
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- Aw, come on!
- Nooooo!
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- I knew it!
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- Okay so you know how fast food
always tastes better in a car?
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- Of course.
- So we ordered some Nacho Ball
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from the close one not the nice
one and we brought it back
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but it didn't taste right so
we decided to teleport
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inside the Man Truck but it
still didn't taste right
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so we blasted some music and
that seemed to do the trick
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- Good call.
- and the food was SOOOOO GOOD
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and then the song "Proud Mary"
came on and the song
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talks about rolling on a river
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and then we looked up
who Tina Turner is
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and we found out she's still
alive and living in France
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and then Miles went "Yes!"
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and then we all teleported
into the river!
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- Well I am very disappointed...
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- [ groans ]
- About what?
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- in Mika.
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- What?!
- Yes!
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- For what?
- I told you the truth!
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- You did.
And that's good.
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But you also snitched.
And that's bad.
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- That makes no sense!
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- Lying is a very important part
of being a superhero.
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That's why half the moms
in this town think
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Ray Manchester
is a fighter pilot.
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- That just sounds like
you're lying to impress women.
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- Exactly.
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I need to be able to trust
that you can lie.
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[ moans ]
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- Give her a letter!
- No!
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- Yeah!
- To the "snitch" board!
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- Yeah!
- Way ahead of you...
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MIKA: Come on...
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- Oooh. According to this,
you've snitched
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one, two, three, four
times already.
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- The ketchup stain
I made on the couch...
MIKA: But--
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- The raccoon fight-club
I was running in the basement.
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- That was horrib--
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- That I import illegal hair
products from China
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to maintain
my luscious locks.
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- And that I do the same thing.
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- Those were both
literally crimes!
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- Mika.
Last name!
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- Macklin!
- Mika Macklin.
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For snitching a fifth time,
you receive...
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another letter!
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- Ha! You hate to see it.
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- Oooh. One more snitch and you
get an "E."
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- "H."
- "H."
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- And then...
- The shoes of shaaaaaame!
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- You have to wear
the ugliest shoes known to man
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for an entire weeeeeek.
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- No! Those are hideous!
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They're so plain and white!
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- Yeah, then don't snitch.
- Okay!
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Well... I don't want to
be a snitch or anything
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but there's a kid looking at
us through the glass doors.
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- Aiieeeeee!!!
- Where'd he come from?
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- I don't know. Let's punch
first and ask questions later!
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CHAPA: Exactly.
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- No, no, no, no, no
it's my nephew, Zed.
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What are you doing here?! You
could catch a cold out there,
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you don't have
your baby beard anymore.
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- Baby beard?
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- Schwoz's family.
Total freaks.
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- He brought me a message can,
from Mama!
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This is either really good news,
or really bad.
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MAMA SCHWOZ'S VOICE
FROM THE CAN:
It's really bad!
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Schwoz! It's Mama.
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I don't want you
to worry for me.
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- Sick turn coming.
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MAMA SCHWOZ:
But I'm sick.
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- Told ya.
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MAMA SCHWOZ: My doctor says
I have melty bones.
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- [gasps ]
Melty bones runs in my family!
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MAMA SCHWOZ:
Yes, you should get checked.
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Please come home to mama.
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I need youuuuuu.
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Okay how do I hang
this thing up?
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It's probably this big
button that says "hang up."
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Ugh, how did I miss it?
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- Schwoz, I'm so sorry.
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- Yeah I'm sorry too, pal.
That you can't go visit her.
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- What?
- He can't go?
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- You monster.
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- He already used up
all his vacation days
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when he just "had" to get
his appendix out!
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Couldn't wait
'til Thanksgiving.
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- But it's his mom.
And she's got melty bones.
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- Oh. She always does this.
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She always calls him home
because she's sick
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and when he gets there she
comes up with fifty reasons
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on why he can't leave--
And then I've got no Schwoz
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for, like, two
maybe one whole day.
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- I'm the most
heartless one here --
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but that's pretty cold, m'dude.
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- Okay, you can either
go home now,
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or for her tasteful
memorial service. Your choice.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go
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dry my truck out.
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- That dude really gives
no hecks.
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[ sobbing ]
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- Schwoz?
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- Yeah, Snitch?
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- I was gonna say
we will do anything
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to help you see your mama.
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- Yeah yeah we love you, Schwoz.
- Help your mom, Schwoz.
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- Schwoz, quit huggin'
The Snitch and come help me!
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- Poor little Schwoz.
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- We gotta do something.
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- Yeah, but how?
She's so far away.
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- I'm sure if we put
our heads together
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we can think of something.
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- Oooh. Good idea.
- Ahhh.
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- Too literal.
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- I think it's working!
- I doubt it.
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CAN VOICE: This can will
self-destruct in two seconds.
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- Wow that can
really doesn't give you--
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- Ahh!
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- You guys are weak.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all taking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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- I need you to take my toenail
clippings, scatter them
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all over town so my enemies
can't use them to curse me.
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But make sure you save one
in case I ever turn--
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- Mama?!
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- Schwozzie!
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SCHWOZ: Oh, mamaaaaaa!
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- Who is responsible
for this?!
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Huh? Hmm?
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Mika? You feelin'
a little snitchy?
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- Oh I think you know that I am.
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- I'll tell you who
brought her here -- me.
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Miles Macklin.
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- Ooooh! Ooooh!
He snitched on himself!
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Give him an "S."
- S!
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- Doesn't count if you
snitch on yourself.
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- Who makes up these rules?!
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- Look, after a number of
unsuccessful attempts
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of trying to teleport to
Schwoz's home country...
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- Eighty-three.
- Not important.
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I made it there and I brought
her and her melty bones
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back here so she could
see her son.
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Because we love Schwoz.
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And yeah, she screamed a lot
when I grabbed her,
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and yeah, she tried to
scratch me
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with one of her
little melty arms,
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and where was I goin' with this?
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[ Mika mouths, "I don't know." ]
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- She's a normal, sweet mom
who just wants to see her son.
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- Exactly.
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- She is rubbing his belly
like a dog.
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[ Schwoz laughs ]
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- Yeah that's a little weird.
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- It's a lotta weird.
I can't stand that lady.
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She's always trying to find ways
to body shame me,
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or throw food at me--
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MAMA SCHWOZ: Raaaaaay!
- Mama Schwoz!
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- Ohhhh.
Have you gained weight?
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- [ angry laughs ]
I've gained muscle,
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actually and that weighs
more than fat, so...
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- Maybe.
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- Well this has all been
terribly fun
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but I'm having a bad time
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and these kids have
a lot of work to do
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down at superhero school, so...
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Mama Schwoz,
if you don't mind...
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- I don't mind.
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- Oh. Hehehe.
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[ music ]
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- and then when
the villian says, "Which arm?"
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You'd say, "Dis-arm!"
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- Ehhhhhhh...
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- What's that?
"Ehhhhhh?"
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- Well, it's not how I would
disarm someone, but...
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- Okay, why don't you come on up
here and show us how it's done?
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- Can't.
Bones are meltin'.
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- Prrretty well established
at this point, sir.
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- But if they weren't, I would
just kick you in the zipper.
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- Pfft. That's never gonna--
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- Zipper kick! Ha!
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- Oooohhhhhh!!!
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- My turn my turn my turn!
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- No one's kicking me
in the zipper!
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And from now on
I would thank you
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if you stay out of mah business.
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- No! Let her teach us
more stuff!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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[ Emergency Alarm goes off ]
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- Oh, come on!
248
00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:55,206
- Ohhh thank god there's crime.
249
00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:57,413
Alright I'll see
everybody upstairs.
250
00:09:57,517 --> 00:09:59,862
Mostly everybody.
251
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,034
[ whispers ]
Mostly.
252
00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:08,896
- Kick someone
in the zipper for me...
253
00:10:13,896 --> 00:10:15,793
[ hip hop music plays ]
254
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,862
♪ Losin' my mind
with my eyes closed ♪
255
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,310
♪ Dance dance
drop drop on a low low ♪
256
00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:22,517
♪ Let's get up sweet sweet
like cocoa cocoa ♪
257
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,034
♪ - and drop it low...
258
00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,620
♪ and bring it high...
now side to side... ♪
259
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,793
♪ and then--
260
00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,896
- forgot my gum.
261
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,172
- Okay...
so you caught me.
262
00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:36,965
- Your bones aren't melty
at all.
263
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:42,655
- No. Question is:
What are you gonna do?
264
00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:45,482
You're not gonna tell on me...
are ya?
265
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:49,620
You're not some
kind of a snitch... are ya?
266
00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,448
- Not yet but I'm
one letter away.
267
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,620
- What?
268
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,586
CAPTAIN MAN: Mika!
269
00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,000
- Ha!
270
00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:02,000
- Mika! What's going on?
271
00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:04,241
- Iiii... forgot my gum.
272
00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:05,862
- Why is there music playing?
273
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,965
- I'm so sick!
274
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:12,000
I'm so definitely,
actually sick!
275
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,000
- I was...
just getting pumped up.
276
00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:20,448
You know, a little
pre-crime dancing.
277
00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,896
♪ Drop low
and bring it high ♪
278
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,344
♪ and side to side
279
00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,241
- That's stupid.
280
00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:28,379
This is a much better
pump-up song.
281
00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:33,000
[ country music plays ]
282
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:34,448
Come on, get in here!
283
00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:37,724
♪ --to the left
Flex your muscles to the right ♪
284
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:38,724
- Now lasso.
285
00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:40,344
♪ Ready for a fight
286
00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:41,379
- Smile.
287
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:42,620
[ Mika fake laughs ]
288
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:43,620
- Come on.
You gotta own it.
289
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:46,482
[ music ]
290
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,000
- Gross.
291
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:56,068
Danger Force ASSEMBLE!
292
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:58,793
I said DANGER FORCE ASSEMBLE!
293
00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:01,517
- They're not here, stupid.
294
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:02,586
- Where are they?
295
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,655
- Mama sent them on a mission!
296
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,275
- Mama doesn't get to
send them on missions!
297
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:08,758
Only I get to send them
on missions
298
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,137
and I have
a very important mission
299
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,551
that I need to send them on
right now!
300
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,689
- I'm so sorry. What is
your important mission?
301
00:12:13,793 --> 00:12:16,620
- I need them to return this
copy of "Addams Family Values."
302
00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:18,862
It's absurdly overdue.
303
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,379
- They'll be back soon.
- Where are they?
304
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:25,655
- I just needed them
to pick up a few elderly items.
305
00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:28,517
I would have gone myself,
but y'know...
306
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,310
melty bones.
307
00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:34,241
- Look, I'm very honored that
you chose to come here
308
00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:38,241
to my Man's Nest
to melt all over everything.
309
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:45,103
- Oooops.
'Gurted you.
310
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:50,000
[ music ]
311
00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,344
- Is that all for
Mama Schwoz?
312
00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:57,103
- For a lady with melty bones,
313
00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,448
Mama Schwoz sure does have
an appetite. Is that weird?
314
00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:01,448
- I don't know don't ask me
never question how much
315
00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,172
a woman eats or tell her
to smile more or--
316
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:06,034
- Geez. Okay.
What's wrong with you?
317
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,896
- I'll tell you
what's not wrong with me.
318
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,103
I'm not a snitch.
I'll tell you that.
319
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,931
I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you--
320
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:14,344
- Uh, that'll be
239 dollars.
321
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,862
- Y'owch.
322
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,517
Well, it's for a good cause.
323
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,379
- You're paying
for that yourself?
324
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,586
- Mama Schwoz has melty bones!
It's the least I can do.
325
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:26,103
- But you've been saving
that money for yoga pants.
326
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,586
The good ones.
327
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,551
- She needs it more than me.
328
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,793
I guess I'll just have to
continue doin' yoga
without pants.
329
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,068
- Noooo!
330
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,482
- Hey, we ready to head back?
331
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:36,931
I just bet my entire
piggy bank
332
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,310
on a horse race for Mama Schwoz.
333
00:13:38,413 --> 00:13:40,275
- She made you bet
with your own money?!
334
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,482
- She actually made me borrow
some so I could bet more.
335
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,275
If Three Legged Dreamer
doesn't win the fourth race
336
00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:45,827
at Swellview Downs,
I'm in real trouble.
337
00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,965
- Oh god...
- Alright. Let's roll.
338
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:51,517
Mama Schwoz wants to see
her new golf clubs,
like, yesterday.
339
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,896
And it's today.
340
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,965
So I'm late.
341
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,793
- How's she gonna play golf
if she's got melty bones?!
342
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,689
- She told me she just wanted to
feel the weight of the clubs
343
00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:01,827
in her hands
before her hand bones melt.
344
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:04,551
- Oh. God bless that woman.
- Don't make me cry...
345
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:05,793
[ Mika groans ]
346
00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:06,793
- You okay?
347
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,034
[ mumbles angrily ]
348
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:10,241
- Stupid...
349
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,689
[ Mika superscreams ]
350
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,137
[ car alarms sounding ]
351
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:20,793
- Huh? Why?
352
00:14:20,896 --> 00:14:22,586
[ music ]
353
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,103
[ music ]
354
00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:36,931
- Miles, thank you for
teleporting to that gator pond
355
00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,103
and getting me this palm frond.
356
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,275
[ Miles laughs ]
357
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,000
- Did you all know
that alligators
358
00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:46,655
can climb up palm trees?
Because I did not.
359
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:47,931
BOSE: I did not know that.
360
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,137
- You learn something new
every day.
361
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,689
- You know,
if she weren't all melty,
362
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,034
I'd pick up that ol' bag up
by the hair on her feet
363
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:59,000
and toss her
on outta' here.
364
00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,275
But there's no point
in wishing,
365
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:02,965
she's obviously melting away.
366
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,793
- Ahhhhhhhhhbviously...
367
00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:06,413
- I'm mean it's not like
she's lying or anything.
368
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,931
- Ehhh.
369
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:13,758
- Mama Schwoz would like a
leeeeetle seep of your purée.
370
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,689
- Of course she would.
371
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:18,103
[ slurping ]
372
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:25,206
- Alright, that's enough --
373
00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,241
thought we were going to listen
to your dang horse race.
374
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,896
- Oooh!
Ooo, it starts right now!
375
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,241
ANNOUNCER: here in the fourth
race at Swellview Downs,
376
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:36,344
where everyone's talking about
Three-Legged Dreamer...
377
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:38,689
- Oh! Three-Legged Dreamer!
That's my boy!
378
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:41,241
- I thought I was your boy.
379
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:42,517
[ horse race bell rings ]
380
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,724
ANNOUNCER:
And they're off!
381
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,793
It's Three-Legged Dreamer
moving quickly
on the outside rail,
382
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,241
Reporting For Booty is making
a strong move inside,
383
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:51,724
but Three-Legged Dreamer
is still in the lead...
384
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,517
Three-Legged Dreamer
going way out ahead now
385
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,241
and as we round
the first turn...
386
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,793
and go into Mika's
conscience...
387
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:59,586
will Mika Be A Snitch,
or will she Remain Silent?
388
00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:02,137
Remain Silent is in the lead,
but here comes Be A Snitch,
389
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,103
it's neck-and-neck with
Tell The Truth,
390
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:07,620
and Do The Right Thing
is making a strong push
on the outside...
391
00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:09,448
But here comes Guilty
Conscience!
392
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,137
He's followed by
Always Tell The Truth,
393
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,655
and Do The Right Thing
in third.
394
00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,379
But it's Tell The Truth
in the lead,
395
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,517
followed by
Mika Can't Take It Anymore!
396
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:18,448
- I can't take it anymore!
397
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,965
ANNOUNCER: But Three-Legged
Dreamer is still in the lead.
398
00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:21,586
- Whoa!
- Hey!
399
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,206
- Whadja do that for?
- We were listenin' to that!
400
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:24,827
- I'm sorry but you guys
need to know something
401
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,482
about Mama Schwoz.
402
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,758
[ makes clicking sound as if
she's talking to a horse ]
403
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,758
- Easy now.
404
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:33,206
- Mama Schwoz is not sick!
She's faking!
405
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,206
[ Chapa, Bose, Miles,
and Schwoz gasp ]
406
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,827
- Don't listen to her!
407
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,517
- What are you talking about?
408
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,517
- Her bones aren't melting,
I caught her dancing yesterday,
409
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,448
she's getting everyone
to do her errands--
410
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,137
and you know what I don't care
if you all call me a snitch --
411
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,344
she's faking.
412
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:50,000
- Mama?
413
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:52,000
- She's slow-clapping...
414
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,724
- ...that means
Mika's right.
415
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,517
- She's faking.
416
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,689
I think.
417
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,586
- Mama?
418
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:04,344
- Okay, fine I don't have
melty bones!
419
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,827
I'm as healthy as
a three-legged horse.
420
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:08,931
- I knew it!
421
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:09,931
- No, you didn't.
422
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,586
- Yeah, I know.
423
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,275
- And I would have
gotten away with it, too,
424
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:16,862
if it hadn't been for
this meddling snitch!
425
00:17:16,965 --> 00:17:20,275
- Don't make this about me --
you were lying the whole time.
426
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,586
- Well I had to!
427
00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:25,931
He never lets my boy
come see me.
428
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:28,965
- I give him one vacation day
every ten years!
429
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,379
- That's it.
I'm going home.
430
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,206
Schwoz, you're coming with me.
431
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,827
- He's not going anywhere!
432
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,551
- You don't even appreciate him!
433
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,758
- I don't appreci--
I don't appreciate him?!
434
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,689
Schwoz, cover your ears!
435
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,724
I love this man
with all of my heart!
436
00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:52,482
And there's a reason I don't
give him any days off work.
437
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:55,448
'Cause I can't live
a day without him.
438
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:59,517
He is my rock.
He is my shoulder to cry on.
439
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,000
But if I tell him that
I'm afraid he might gain
440
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,103
the self-confidence
to leave me for somebody
441
00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:06,068
who might treat him the way
he deserves to be treated.
442
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,137
You know like a human.
443
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:11,655
- Ray.
You are a complicated man.
444
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,586
- You're straight up toxic,
m'dude.
445
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,793
- Well, what did you say?
446
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,655
- I said you're--
I said you're staying here.
447
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:22,379
And, if anything,
I overpay you.
448
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,655
- If you want my Schwozzie
to stay
449
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:28,724
you have to
fight me for him.
450
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,310
RAY: Lady, I don't know if you
have melty eyes,
451
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,103
but I am built like
a Three-Legged Hors--
452
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:35,241
- Ha!
- Oohhhhhh!!
453
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,241
Sick quip.
454
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:44,689
- Oh, wow!
455
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,344
- Alright, Granny Devito.
It's on!
456
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:54,103
- Dude, they're fighting
over you.
457
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:55,620
- I know...
458
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,310
- If I had any money left,
I'd bet on your mom.
459
00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,310
- Ha!
- Oohhhhh!
460
00:18:58,413 --> 00:18:59,310
- You want us to stop them?
461
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:01,862
- Ehhhhhh...
not yet.
462
00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,310
- Where did she go?!
463
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:06,620
[ Mama Schwoz hisses ]
464
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,172
- Well how'd she get up there?
465
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:09,724
- That is terrifying.
466
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,068
- Hee-yahhhh!
467
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:13,310
[ in unison ]
- Ooohh!
468
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,206
[ all shouting at once ]
469
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:27,103
- Cheater!
- You're a cheater!
470
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,068
- Wow!
471
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:30,965
- Ray. I love you.
472
00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:32,655
- Yes! I win!
473
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,827
Bye bye!
Bye bye now!
474
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,827
- But I think it's time
for me to go home.
475
00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:38,586
- Ha!
476
00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:41,137
- So what? You're just gonna...
you're just gonna leave me?
477
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,758
- It's time. I need to go home
and be with my mama.
478
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:48,689
- Haaa!
Go mama, go mama, go mama.
479
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:51,241
- It's great.
Jasper, Charlotte, Henry.
480
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,448
And now you too.
It's fine.
481
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,965
- Is this really goodbye?
482
00:19:57,068 --> 00:20:01,517
- Yes. It's like I always say,
"Family First."
483
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,000
- Get wrecked, suckers!
484
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,793
- We're miss you, Schwoz.
485
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:06,931
BOSE: Bye...
486
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:08,206
- Adiós.
487
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,206
- How are we getting home?
488
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,758
- We'll take the helicopter to
my rocket to my space port,
489
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:17,551
then over to La Cienega
where it hits the junior high...
490
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:22,931
- Do any of you guys know how
to make science devices?
491
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,000
- I can learn...
492
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:27,034
- Do any of you guys know
how to scratch my back
493
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:28,689
just the way I like it?
494
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,413
- You mean like this?
495
00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:34,620
- Ahhh. That's perfect actually.
496
00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,655
Schwoz?!
497
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:42,000
- We thought you were leaving
with your mom!
498
00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:43,206
- I did!
499
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,793
- But you're here!
- I know!
500
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:47,827
- I'm so confused!
- I just figured it out!
501
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:53,206
The real Schwoz has been
inside of us the whole time.
502
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:57,482
- No! The Schwoz who just left
with my mama was my clone!
503
00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:58,827
- That makes more sense.
504
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,103
- You had a clone?
- I used to.
505
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:05,586
- You mean you picked us
over your own mama?
506
00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:07,862
- It's like I always say...
507
00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:10,068
"Family second."
508
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,241
[ kids in unison ]
- Awww.
509
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:12,793
- Nnnnot so fast.
510
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,827
We still have one little thing
to take care of first.
511
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:18,862
Schwoz, pull up
the Snitch board.
512
00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:20,275
- What?!
- Yes!!!
513
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,620
- Ya' snitched.
514
00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,448
- Because she was taking
advantage of my friends!
515
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,241
I snitched for you guys!
516
00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:26,655
- And we appreciate that.
517
00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:29,137
- Much appreciated!
- You're a good friend.
518
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,827
- But the rules is the rules.
519
00:21:30,931 --> 00:21:34,413
You snitch,
you wear the shoes of shame.
520
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:36,620
- Shame!
- For shame!
521
00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:44,620
- Fine! I don't care
what you guys think,
I did the right thing!
522
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,551
RAY: [ starting to chant ]
Shoes of Shame.
523
00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:50,517
[ All chanting at Mika ]
Shoes of Shame. Shoes of Shame.
Shoes of Shame...
524
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,310
- Y'know what these shoes
aren't that bad!
525
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,827
I love how white they are!
526
00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:57,896
[ chanting ]
Shoes of Shame.
Shoes of Shame...
527
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,379
- I know some really cool dads
who wear these exact shoes!
528
00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:04,793
[ chanting ]
Shoes of Shame.
Shoes of Shame...
529
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,517
[ music ]
530
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,724
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
531
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,344
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
532
00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:19,896
♪ I'm okay
533
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,206
♪ I'm okaaaay!
534
00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:26,206
♪ Danger
535
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,344
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
536
00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:28,482
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
537
00:22:28,586 --> 00:22:32,241
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
538
00:22:32,344 --> 00:22:33,241
♪ Danger!
539
00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:34,896
♪ One two three Force!
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