Original subtitles

OH, MAN.

COME ON, FU. DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

[DIALING AND RINGING]

Fu: IF I OWE YOU DOUGH, YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER.

OTHERWISE, IT'S FU. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

AY YA YA YU!

FU, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOGGING PATROL.

AGAIN.

THERE'S A SEWER RIOT GOING DOWN,

SO I COULD REALLY USE A SEWER TROLL REPELLANT.

WHICH YOU HAVE. SO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.

[VOICES GRUMBLING]

KEEP LOOK OUT.

ATTACK EVERYTHING THAT MOVES.

COME ON, FU. I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

LOOK. THE DRAGON'S BACK.

BACK? I THINK YOU BOYS

NEED TO GET SOME BETTER LIGHTING.

'CAUSE I JUST GOT HERE.

GET HIM!

WHEN DRAGON ATTACK TROLLS, DRAGON FORGET SOMETHING.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE IT'S MINE?

WHATEVER YOU'RE UP TO, FU, IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT.

ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP. I NEED SOMETHING.

I NEED...AN 8!

GO FISH!

GO FISH! GO FISH!

AH, FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO TELL MYSELF,

NEVER PLAY WITH A CARDSHARP.

NEVER!

HEY, I AM A SHARK WOMAN.

MY SHARKNESS DOES NOT DEFINE ME.

BESIDES, I'M JUST A BEGINNER.

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

YO, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

I FLEW THROUGH 2 MILES

OF STANK INFESTED SEWER TUNNELS.

[RETCHES] SORRY, GO ON.

GOT COVERED IN WHAT I CAN ONLY HOPE IS MUD.

[RETCHING] OK, I'M GOOD NOW. KEEP YAPPING.

HAD TO CLIMB OUT THROUGH A TOILET

IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION.

THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT. OH...

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU BLEW ME OFF FOR A CARD GAME?

HEY!

AH, MUCH BETTER.

NOW, ABOUT THIS NECKLACE THE TROLLS GAVE YOU.

IT LOOKS FAMILIAR.

I WILL DO SOME RESEARCH ON IT.

[COUGHING]

SOMEPLACE WITH BETTER VENTILATION.

IT'S WEIRD HOW SMELL AFFECTS TASTE.

LIKE, I CAN'T SMELL, SO THESE GRAPES TASTE LIKE--

EW!

THEY'RE PLASTIC. I SEE THAT NOW.

KID, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND,

IT'S NOT JUST A CARD GAME.

MAGIC IS THE BUSINESS OF RELATIONSHIPS.

NEXT TIME WE NEED INFO PRONTO,

I'LL BE LOOKING TO MY CARD BUDDIES FOR THE TIP-O.

FRIENDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS.

LATELY, I'M GETTING THE FEELING

THE ONLY BACK YOU HAVE COVERED IS YOUR OWN.

JAKE, BUDDY, COME ON.

WHEN HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?

OK, NOW. BUT BEFORE THAT, NAME ONE TIME.

LET'S SEE, THERE WAS THE TIME WITH THE GIANT.

DON'T WORRY, KID. I'LL FREE YOU.

HMM? HELLO, LADY.

Jake: AND THE TIME AT THE SKATE PARK.

DON'T WORRY, KID. I GOT YOU.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

HELLO? WHY, YES.

I AM INTERESTED IN SAVING

25 PERCENT ON MY CAR INSURANCE.

DOES IT MATTER THAT I DON'T HAVE A CAR?

[CRASH]

AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN--

OK. I SAID ONE.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ME?

I'M A DOG, JAKE. I ACT LIKE A DOG.

THEN HOW ABOUT ACTING LIKE MAN'S BEST FRIEND FOR ONCE.

WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT ACTING LIKE--

[BOTH ARGUING]

[MAKING NOISE WITH ARM PIT]

WHAT? I CAN'T WHISTLE.

OK, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO TOLD YOU GUYS

THAT BEING BEST FRIENDS WAS EASY,

BUT THEY WERE LYING.

I MEAN, TAKE ME AND SPUD.

WE'VE HAD OUR SHARE OF FIGHTS,

BUT WE SQUASH THEM EVERY TIME.

YEAH. YOU SING IT, SISTER GIRL.

WAIT. WHAT FIGHTS?

YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN I BURIED

THAT GAG NASTY PINK PALM TREE SWEATER

YOU BOUGHT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

YOU BURIED THAT SWEATER?

YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

OH, RIGHT, WELL,

YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.

THEN I REALIZED IT WOULD PROBABLY LEAD TO SOME KIND OF FIGHT,

SO I JUST LET IT GO.

YOU WANT TO FORGIVE ME NOW?

I DIDN'T BUY THAT SWEATER.

NANA AND I JOINED THE NATTERING KNITTERS

AND I MADE IT. NO, NOT IT, THEM,

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT A ONE OF A KIND SWEATER,

IT'S A TWO OF A KIND FRIENDSHIP SWEATER.

YOU MADE TWO OF THOSE NASTY THINGS?

WELL, HOW COME I AIN'T NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR YOURS?

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO WEAR YOURS

SO WE COULD GO TWINSIES.

WELL, IT AIN'T LOOKING GOOD,

AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LONG WAIT.

I'M TALKING ABOUT RUMPLESTILTSKIN LONG.

RUMPLESTILTSKIN?

LOOK, KID, I'M SORRY I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU.

BUT I'M HERE NOW.

YEAH, WELL...

COME ON. I'M MR. RESPONSIBILITY.

LOOK AT THIS. MY ANIMAL GUARDIAN SCHOOL YEARBOOK.

I WAS VOTED MOST RESPONSIBLE.

"MOST REPREHENSIBLE?"

HOO!

REMEMBERED THAT WRONG.

ANYWHO, I'M TELLING YOU, JAKE,

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

ARE YOU DOG COMMA FU?

YES, INDEEDY.

YOU'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO APPEAR AT THE DMC.

DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL CREATURES.

ASAP.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY LICENSE EXPIRED?

I DIDN'T GET ONE NOTICE FROM THE DMC.

DIDN'T YOU GET LIKE 12?

YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT ONE.

DOG COMMA FU.

YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM ALL MAGICAL GUARDIAN DUTIES

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

YOUR RENEWAL TEST IS SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?

I GOTTA GO 4 DAYS WITHOUT A MAGICAL GUARDIAN?

[BUZZER]

THE DMC HAS ASSIGNED LONG COMMA JAKE

A TEMPORARY ANIMAL GUARDIAN

FOR THE DURATION OF THE PROBATIONARY PERIOD.

SIGN HERE.

NEXT!

BANANAS B?

BANANAS B IS WHAT ME IS NAMING.

ANIMAL GUARDIAN'S WHAT I'M GAMING.

I'M TELLING YOU, DOG, YOU QUIT YOUR YELPING.

I'M A MONKEY WAS SENT TO HELP YOU.

MEET YOUR FOREMATE, MATE.

YO, CHECK IT.

YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF THE FIRST HIP-HOP HELPER

ANIMAL MONKEY GUARDIAN, YO.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

[LAUGHING]

DON'T WORRY. I'LL STUDY FOR THE TEST ON FRIDAY,

AND THIS GRUNT PICKER WILL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR FOR GOOD.

YO, YO. NO DISRESPECT.

BUT ONCE YOU'VE GONE MONKEY,

EVERYTHING ELSE BE SEEMING FUNKY.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YO. YOUSE WANT TO THROW DOWN AND SETTLE THIS NOW?

OH, YEAH, MONKEY BOY? BRING IT ON.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC STARTS]

BREAK DANCING? OH, IT'S PATHETIC.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'S A WHIMP. A 'IGHT?

GO 'HEAD, DO IT.

OH! YEAH!

OW!

MY SCIATICA.

STEP OFF.

MESS WITH ME, I'LL VOTE YOU UNDER THE TABLE.

YEAH. THANKS A LOT, FU.

JAKE! THE NECKLACE THE SEWER TROLLS GAVE YOU.

I KNEW I'D SEEN IT BEFORE.

HAND IT OVER, OLD TIMER.

MEES TAKE A LOOK.

AI-YA! WHAT IS THE MEANING--

FU DOG, DID YOU ALLOW YOUR LICENSE TO EXPIRE?

AGAIN?

UH-UH. DON'T PLAY ME THE CHUMP, CHIMP.

DOES ANYTHING IN THIS PICTURE BOTHER YOU?

YOU WANT ME TO PICK JUST ONE?

WHOA. THE QUEEN OF CRUEL IS WEARING THE JEWEL.

YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOU LET THE REST OF US IN

ON YOUR LITTLE "AHA!" MOMENT?

YOU GUYS REMEMBER CHANG.

WAS GOOD, TURNED EVIL.

PLOTTED WITH THE DARK DRAGON

TO RISE UP AGAINST HUMANS

SO MAGICAL CREATURES COULD RULE THE EARTH.

OH, THAT OLD STORY.

YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE WOMAN BETRAYS HER FRIENDSHIP

AND UNRAVELS YOUR PINK BAHAMAS SUNSET SWEATER WITH HER LIES?

YEAH. I KNOW IT.

I KNOW IT WELL.

WELL, IF CHANG'S NECKLACE IS IN NEW YORK,

SHE IS IN NEW YORK.

AND IF SHE'S HERE, NONE OF US ARE SAFE.

BUT ISN'T SHE DOING HARD TIME IN THE MAGICAL SLAMMER?

YO, YO. WE BEST BE TAKING A LITTLE LOOK SEE

AT THE LOCK UP DEN.

WE AS IN YOU?

THANKS, BUT I THINK FU AND I CAN HANDLE IT.

ACTUALLY, KID, IF THE DMC CATCHES ME WORKING WITHOUT A LICENSE,

I'M BANNED FOR LIFE.

SORRY. BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS ONE WITHOUT ME.

UH, GRAMPS. THIS IS ELLIS ISLAND.

IN ONE DIMENSION, YES.

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Jake: WHOA!

THERE SHE IS.

JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.

HASN'T EATEN OR SPOKEN IN 10 DAYS.

CHANG. THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW.

HMM. YO, YO. CHECK IT.

CHANG SPEAK NO EVIL. CHANG EAT NO EVIL.

CHANG BE NO EVIL?

OPEN YOUR EYES, MAYBE YOU CAN SEE

ALL WE'VE GOT HERE IS DOPPELGANGER CHI.

THAT WAS HER CHI DOPPELGANGER.

CHANG HAS ESCAPED!

I MUST GO REPORT THE NEWS TO THE DRAGON COUNCIL.

SURELY CHANG IS ASSEMBLING AN ARMY

TO RESUME HER QUEST FOR POWER

OVER CREATURES BOTH MAGICAL AND HUMAN.

SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO, KID?

A LITTLE RESEARCH? SOME SURVEILLANCE?

THAT SOUNDS LIKE ANIMAL GUARDIAN TALK, YO.

WHICH IS A BIG NO NO FOR AN UNLICENSED BLOKE LIKE YOUSE IS.

HEY, BACK OFF, FU.

WE NEVER WOULD'VE FIGURED OUT CHANG ESCAPED

IF IT WEREN'T FOR BANANAS.

YEAH, RIGHT.

SERIOUSLY?

AND CHECK IT. ON THE WAY BACK,

HE OFFERED TO DO MY HOMEWORK

AND CLEAN MY ROOM.

AH, BANGERS. MEES A HELPER MONKEY.

IT'S WHAT MEES DO.

SO DON'T SWEAT YOUR LICENSE THING.

SURE BANANAS HAS HIS QUIRKS,

BUT MAYBE HAVING HIM AROUND

ISN'T GONNA BE SO BAD AFTER ALL.

YO, YOUSE BE WANTING EXTRA CREDIT IN ALGEBRA?

ALGEBRO.

ALGEBRO.

[LAUGHING] ALGEBRO. FUNNY.

YOU KNOW, JAKE ALSO BE A LITTLE HUNGRY.

YO, YO. I'M ALL OVER IT.

THEN I'LL... I'LL WHIP YOU UP A LITTLE KIBBLE NACHOS.

IT'S NOT ASSEMBLED.

HEY, NOT ASSEMBLED.

NO!

THERE YOU GO.

MMM. THANKS, B.

NO WAY. LEVEL 76?

I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE ONCE.

GOT DISSECTED BY A ZOMBIE DOCTOR.

OH, NO. YOU SHOULD RECHECK THE MEMORY CARD.

YO, SO MOVE IT UP TO LEVEL 76.

SO YOUSE CAN PLAY 77.

WHOA! THAT'S LIKE THE COOLEST THING

ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME.

I WOULD'VE DONE THAT FOR YOU.

YOU DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

BANGERS. LEVEL 77.

NO WAY!

NO! FU, DON'T!

I CAN TAKE YOU HIGHER.

I CAN--WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

IS IT GOOD? DID I WIN SOMETHING?

OH, WOW.

I'M BEING TORN APART BY ZOMBIE BURROS.

YEESH, THESE THINGS ARE VIOLENT.

YO, YO. MEES CAN WALK YOU TO SCHOOL, CAN'T ME?

YEAH, COOL. YOUSE TOTALLY CAN.

UH, JAKE?

I HATE TO ASK,

BUT MY LICENSE RENEWAL EXAM

IS AN ANIMAL GUARDIAN GUARDEE FIELD TEST.

SO I KIND OF NEED YOU TO BE THERE.

RIGHT. I CAN COUNT ON YOU, RIGHT, JAKE?

HUH? OH, YEAH. SURE.

GREAT. DMC. 4 O'CLOCK. I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

I'M TELLING YOU, TRIX.

BANANAS HAS GONE FROM BOGUS TO BONUS.

HE DID MY HOMEWORK. GOT ME UP TO LEVEL 77,

AND SEARCHED THE WEB FOR THE 10 BEST

BRIDESMAIDS CATCHING THE BOUQUET WIPEOUT VIDEOS.

HE'S AWESOME!

I DON'T MEAN TO CRASH YOUR HARD DRIVE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT FU?

OH, FU. YEAH.

WELL, WITH FU I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE

I'M PULLING ALL THE WEIGHT IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

AND OUR PARTNERSHIP.

BUT WITH BANANAS, IT'S DIFFERENT.

IT'S LIKE I CAN ACTUALLY COUNT ON HIM

TO BE THERE FOR ME AND HELP ME OUT NO MATTER--

WHAT'S THIS?

JAKE LONG HAS BROUGHT AN ANIMAL TO SCHOOL?

WHOA, WAIT.

YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME.

I'M NOT EVEN IN SCHOOL YET.

OH, HELLO. A SWEET, LITTLE MONKEY.

OH, HE REMINDS ME OF MR. RICHERSCHNOT,

WHO WAS A STREET PERFORMER ON THE CORNER I LIVED AS A CHILD.

OH, HE WAS... MY ONLY FRIEND.

A MONKEY WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND?

AH, IT'S TRUE.

HE HAD MITES, AND HE WAS A COMMON PICKPOCKET,

BUT WHAT ARE A FEW DEUTSCHE MARKS BETWEEN FRIENDS.

COME, LITTLE MONKEY MAN.

COME TO MY CLASSROOM.

SEE, BONUS.

I AM THE SWEATER.

YOU BURY IT, YOU BURY ME.

OH, BUT SPUD.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE SWEATER REPRESENTED

OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP?

READ THE TAG!

"THIS SWEATER REPRESENTS OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP."

YEAH!

GOODBYE, SWEET MONKEY FRIEND.

WHAT? WHERE'S MY WALLET?

OH, BOY. COME ON.

OH, BOY.

HMM.

COME ON, KID. IT'S TEST TIME.

DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

YEAH!

I'M DOWN.

YEAH, JAKE. SO COOL, MAN.

NO PROBLEM. HE'S GOT IT.

[BEEP] YEAH, JAKE.

SCHOOL LET OUT AN HOUR AGO.

SO WHERE ARE YOU? MY TEST IS STARTING IN--

NOW.

DOG COMMA FU.

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A MAGICAL GUARDEE,

ONE WILL BE APPOINTED FOR YOU.

YEAH, I'LL BE NEEDING THAT.

MR. KRUNKERS!

YOU WILL BE TESTED ON SPEED,

AGILITY, AND STRENGTH.

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.

I HAD TO TEST THE BUILDING, TOO.

WHY SO MANY? WHY?

I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM.

MR. KRUNKERS, TAKE IT EASY.

WHOA! DOWN!

OH, YOUR MONKEY IS SO CUTE.

HERE'S MY NUMBER. GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME.

AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

HUH. ONE MISSED CALL.

FU? OH, NO! FU!

OH, MAN!

I FORGOT ABOUT HIS TEST.

JAKEY, I KNOW YOU'RE DIGGIN' BANANAS,

BUT YOU AND FU, YOU GOT A HISTORY.

YOU CAN'T JUST DIS HIM LIKE THIS.

THAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

FREAKY FAULTS AND ALL.

YEAH, BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GO HOME AND SEE HOW THE TEST WENT.

AND, YOU KNOW, BE HIS FRIEND.

I'LL MEET YOU OVER THERE.

I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING I NEED TO DIG UP.

ADD A PINCH OF LEPRECHAUN DUST.

A PINCH OF TREE NIP HUSKS.

NO! NO! AH, BLUE.

CAN'T MOVE.

I'M SORRY. YOU FAILED THE TEST.

YOUR ANIMAL MAGICAL GUARDIAN LICENSE

IS REVOKED FOR ONE YEAR.

GOOD. 'CAUSE YOU'RE A LOUSY ANIMAL GUARDIAN.

GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.

A YEAR?

AH, MAN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE JAKE DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK

WHEN I NEEDED HIM.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW I DIDN'T HAVE HIS BACK

WHEN HE NEEDED ME.

YOU KNOW, I BET IF I LOOK HARD ENOUGH,

THERE'S A LESSON IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

HEY, FU. HOW'D IT GO?

COME ON. I KNOW IT WAS SERIOUSLY UNCOOL I WASN'T THERE.

BUT...FU?

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SAY,

LAO CHI'S GRANDSON. WE MEET AGAIN.

CHANG?

LET GO!

HANDS OFF THE FRIENDSHIP SWEATER, TROLL DUDE.

NICE ESCAPE.

TOO BAD I CONVINCED THE SEWER TROLLS

IT WAS IN THEIR BEST INTEREST TO JOIN ME.

NOW REVENGE WILL BE MINE.

YOUR GRANDFATHER TURNED ME IN.

LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO HURT HIM LIKE THAT.

OH, YES. SLAY HIS DRAGON GRANDSON.

WAIT. YOU GUYS ARE ON HER SIDE NOW?

DON'T YOU GET IT?

CHANG ATTACKED YOU IN THE SEWERS.

NOT ME.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT TROLLS,

DUMB AS CUSTARD.

AND YET SO HELPFUL OF THE LITTLE THINGS.

LIKE WORLD DOMINATION

AND SLAYING DRAGONS.

BUT FIRST, LET'S DISPENSE OF THE EXTRA BAGGAGE.

DONE IN BY EVIL FOOTWEAR.

SOMEHOW I ALWAYS KNEW IT WOULD END THIS WAY.

HEY, YO, CHANG.

THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND YOU'RE STILETTOING, BABY.

YAH!

SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

JAKE, MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF.

ALONE YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME.

HE'S NOT ALONE NOW, IS HE, MATE?

JAKEY!

I SHOULD FINISH YOU HERE,

BUT IF I TAKE YOU WITH ME,

I CAN LURE YOUR GRANDFATHER TO MY LAIR.

YOU ARE FINISHED HERE AND NOW.

COME ON, BANANAS. MAKE A MOVE.

NOW!

YOUSE WOULDN'T BE NEEDING A HELPFUL MONKEY, WOULD YOUSE?

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MEES WORK FOR PEANUTS.

LITERALLY.

FU WOULD NEVER--

ME'S NOT FU NOW, IS ME?

I LIKE YOUR STYLE, MONKEY.

NOT THAT RIDICULOUS TRACK SUIT,

BUT YOUR NO SCRUPLES STYLE.

YO, YO. LEAST ME WASN'T WEARING SOMETHING

AS RIDICULOUS AS THEM TWO SWEATERS.

HEY! NO ONE DISSES THE FRIENDSHIP SWEATER BUT ME.

YOU GOT THAT?

YOU LIKE ME. YOU REALLY LIKE ME.

LEAVE NOW.

[CAN RATTLES]

HEY, FU.

CHANG'S GOT JAKE.

AND IF YOU DON'T FIND HIM,

SHE'S GONNA MAKE DRAGON FRICASSEE FOR SURE.

DON'T WORRY. I GOT JAKE'S BACK.

IF I WIN, YOU TELL ME WHERE CHANG TOOK THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

GOT IT? HEY, ESMERALDA.

EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD.

All: HUH? WHAT?

IF YOU GUYS ARE TROLLING FOR TROUBLE,

YOU'VE JUST FOUND IT.

GET HIM!

THAT'S WHAT I CALL TROLLING FOR DOLLARS.

MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

THAT IS JUST TO HOLD YOU STILL.

THIS NEXT BLAST WILL FINISH YOU.

CAN'T...MOVE.

AT LEAST MR. KRUNKERS WAS GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

ONE DOG COMMA FU AT YOUR SERVICE.

FU!

I'M SORRY.

YEAH, I KNOW. SO AM I.

FU, GET OUT OF HERE.

NO CAN DO, KID.

WITH OR WITHOUT A LICENSE, I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU.

'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST BUD,

AND I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

FU!

I'LL BE BACK

FOR YOU AND YOUR GRANDFATHER.

KID, I'LL BE FINE. GO AFTER HER.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

FU!

LOOK, FU MAY NOT BE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE ANIMAL GUARDIAN,

BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING I DIDN'T SHOW A LOT OF THIS WEEK.

LOYALTY.

BOTTOM LINE, THIS DOG'S GOT MY BACK

NO MATTER HOW LAZY OR RUDE OR ANNOYING OR...

YEAH, KID. OVERSTATE THE POINT THERE. PLEASE.

SO WE'RE GOOD?

WE ARE IF YOU HAVE A 9.

SINCE YOU FOUND THE LOVE FOR OUR FRIENDSHIP SWEATERS,

I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDSHIP BEANIE, TOO.

LUCKY ME.

WHAT DID I TELL MYSELF

ABOUT PLAYING AGAINST CARD SHARKS?

AI-YA. WE'RE JUST PLAYING A FRIENDLY GAME OF CARDS.

OK, CHECK IT OUT.

MAGICAL ANIMALS HAVE A LONG AND PROUD HISTORY

OF ADDING A LITTLE COLOR TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

EARLIER YOU SAW WHERE THE PHRASE "CARDSHARK" COMES FROM.

NOW WONDER NO MORE ABOUT THE ORIGINS

OF THE TERM LEGAL EAGLE.

AND LOOK NO FURTHER FOR THE ORIGINAL LOUNGE LIZARD.

OF COURSE, WE HAD OUR SHARE OF MISSES, TOO.

BUT HEY, YOU KNOW, GOOSE PIMPLES HAD TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE.

NO, NO. CUT TO THE CASTLE LOGO QUICK.

WHOO! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.