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UHH...

BATHROOM!

MORNING, HALEY.

MORNING, JAKE.

DRAGON UP!

HA! ALL MINE.

DRAGON U-UP!

GOOD MORNING, FAMILIA.

OH!

HA! NOW YOU CAN SKIP BREAKFAST, LITTLE SIS,

'CAUSE YOU'RE EATING MY DUST.

OH!

OH, UHH!

OHH! AH!

[GIGGLING]

HA! I'LL TELL YOU,

THOSE MORNING RACES FOR THE BATHROOM

ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE EXCITING.

IT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE YOU AND YOUR SISTER

WERE FLYING DOWN THE HALL THERE.

AW, MAN!

¶ HE'S COOL ¶

¶ HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶

¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL ¶

¶ BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶

¶ HIS DESTINY WELL, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR OF THE N.Y.C. ¶

YA HEARD!

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

UH, JAKE, I NEED YOU TO WALK HALEY TO SCHOOL,

AND PICK HER UP AGAIN THIS AFTERNOON.

BUT DAD...

NO WHATS, BUTS, OR CANDIED NUTS.

JUST MIND YOUR SISTER, MISTER.

[WHOOSH]

HEY! ANOTHER PERFECT PANCAKE.

OH, I AM ON A HOTCAKE HOT STREAK. HA HA!

[GRUNTS]

WILL YOU HURRY IT UP?

THANKS TO YOU HOGGING THE BATHROOM,

I GET DETENTION FROM ROTWOOD EVERY MORNING.

I'M SORRY, JAKE, BUT SOME OF US NEED TIME

TO DO MORE THAN SIMPLY SLATHER

TOXIC AMOUNTS OF GEL INTO OUR HAIR.

HEY! I DO NOT SLATHER.

I TSZUJ.

AND AT LEAST I HAVE SOME STYLE GOING ON HERE.

CHECK OUT YOUR LAME THREADS.

THESE "THREADS" HAPPEN TO BE

PERFECTLY MATCHING, PERFECTLY PRESSED--

AND PERFECTLY BORING.

YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME FUN, SHOW SOME FLASH.

MAKE A STATEMENT-- BLING OUT.

AND WHAT "STATEMENT" IS YOUR BLING SUIT MAKING EXACTLY?

I'M A WANNABE HIP-HOP SKATEBOARD RAT WHO DOESN'T KNOW--

MM-MMM-MMM!

SHH! IT'S ROSE!

HMM...

SHE'S PRETTY--

GRACEFUL, READS BOOKS,

I--I'D SAY SHE'S WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING TO HER.

I MEAN, WE WERE KIND OF TOGETHER.

NOW WE'RE KIND OF BROKEN UP.

I DON'T KNOW. BUT I SHOULD, YOU KNOW,

DEFINITELY HOLLA AT HER.

DID YOU SAY "HOLLA" AT HER?

YEAH, YOU KNOW, GIVE A LITTLE SHOUT OUT.

LAY DOWN A FEW LINES,

WORK THE OLD PLAYA MAZZAGIC.

"SHOUT OUT"? "PLAYA"? "MAZZAGIC"?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL?

OR BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HER?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS KIND OF THING, HALEY.

YOU GOTTA BE SMOOTH. YOU KNOW, PLAY IT COOL.

JAKE, YOU'RE HIDING BEHIND A MAILBOX.

I'M REASONABLY CERTAIN THIS DOESN'T QUALIFY AS "COOL."

GOOD MORNING, GIFTED CHILDREN.

OH, HALEY. ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME AND ALWAYS A PLEASURE.

GOOD MORNING, MISS BIRCH.

I BROUGHT YOU AN APPLE AND A TEN-PAGE HORTICULTURE REPORT

ON THE SPECIES ORIGINS AND SEEDING PROCESS.

YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIAL SISTER THERE, YOUNG MAN.

YEAH, SHE KEEPS REMINDING ME.

[BELL RINGING]

LATE AGAIN, MR. LONG.

I'M AFRAID IT WILL MEAN DETENTION

UNLESS YOU CAN PERHAPS TELL ME THE CAPITAL OF, SAY,

OH, WELL, LET ME TH-- ALBANIA!

I WANT YOU TO PAINT SOMETHING THAT INSPIRES YOU.

REACH DEEP INTO YOUR GIFTED SOULS.

[SNORING]

[MUMBLING]

Jake: KEEP ON TARGET...

YEAH!

[CLASSICAL MUSIC]

AH!

AH!

UHH!

UHH!

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

GO JAKE! GO JAKE! GO JAKE!

GO JAKE! GO JAKE! GO JAKE!

GO JAKE!

TOMORROW AFTERNOON, REPRESENTATIVES OF

THE PRESTIGIOUS DUMONT INSTITUTE OF DANCE

WILL BE HERE TO EVALUATE YOUR PROGRESS.

ONE, AND ONLY ONE, LUCKY STUDENT WILL BE AWARDED

A TWO-WEEK INTERNSHIP AT THE DUMONT INSTITUTE IN PARIS THIS SUMMER.

OH, BONNE CHANCE, LADIES!

PARIS! C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!

DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID, HALEY?

ONLY ONE STUDENT CAN BE CHOSEN,

AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE YOU.

SPUD, PLEASE!

NO, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A MEDICAL FACT.

IF YOU SNEEZE, HICCUP, COUGH, AND BURP

ALL AT THE SAME TIME,

YOUR BRAIN WILL EXPLODE.

I HAVE THIS COUSIN-- HE DID IT IN THIRD GRADE.

WE HAD TO SEND HIM TO A HOSPITAL.

AAH! IT'S ROSE!

UHH! UHH!

DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD

ABOUT THIS WHOLE ROSE THING.

AND COMING FROM ME,

THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA KEEP THIS UP?

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS FOR THE GIRL.

JUST TALK TO HER, PLAYA.

I--I...

JUST DON'T HAVE THE WORDS.

HEY, HALEY.

I JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU GOOD LUCK

AT THE DANCE AUDITION TOMORROW.

YOU'LL NEED IT.

OLIVIA MEERS HAS A SOUL OF PURE AND ENDLESS DARKNESS.

WHO? THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL?

SWEET? SWEET?! SHE'S--

Man: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!

Jake: COME ON!

EYE OF THE DRAGON.

HALEY, WAIT HERE.

DRAGON UP!

BUT, JAKE--

[GRUNTING]

WE'LL TAKE THAT, YOU LEPRECHAUN FOOL.

YEAH! I'VE GOT THE FEELIN' FOR SOME STEALIN.'

I'VE GOT THE FEVERIN' FOR SOME THIEVERIN.'

I'M FEELING SNOBBERY FOR SOME ROBBERY!

OK, NOW YOU'RE JUST REACHING.

[GRUNTING]

AAH! [CRASH]

NEED A LIFT?

JAKE, LADDIE. OH, THANK THE SWEET HEAVENS.

THOSE 2 HOOLIGANS JUST MADE OFF WITH

THE ANCIENT MIRROR OF SCISSION!

THE ANCIENT WHAT OF WHAT, NOW?

IT'S A SACRED LEPRECHAUN RELIC.

YOU HAVE TO GET IT BACK, BOYO!

WHOA, CHECK THIS OUT!

THE HUNTSMAN IS GONNA LOVE THIS THING!

HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WANTS IT FOR?

I SUPPOSE HE COULD USE IT AS A PAPERWEIGHT,

OR TO SHAVE IN THE SHOWER, OR--

Jake: OR YOU CAN GIVE IT BACK.

UNH! HYAH!

OK, THERE'S TWO OF US AGAINST ONE OF HIM.

SO, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

YEAH. OK, ON 3.

1, 2,

3! 3!

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Jake: THE MIRROR!

NO!

HALEY! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT BACK THERE!

[SIGHS] I KNOW!

IT'S A GOOD THING I DON'T ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOU.

Fu Dog: AH, SURE--

THE LEGENDARY MIRROR OF SCISSION.

IT'S SHINY, POWERFUL,

AND I SWEAR IT TAKES 10 POUNDS OFF MY WAISTLINE.

LOOK AT ME! I'M SVELTE.

THE MIRROR IS A SACRED ARTIFACT

CRUCIAL TO KEEPING THE PEACE BETWEEN LEPRECHAUN TRIBES.

IT IS MOST FORTUNATE THAT YOU RETRIEVED IT.

WELL, TECHNICALLY, I WAS THE ONE WHO RECOVERED IT.

JAKE LET IT FALL OFF A BUILDING.

DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT--

TRY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING?

ONLY FOR THINGS I'M GOOD AT...

WHICH--YOU'RE RIGHT! IS EVERYTHING.

HMM.

HA! LOOK AT YOURSELF.

YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF BEING THE AMERICAN DRAGON,

AND YOU KNOW IT.

"PRESSURE"? YOU WANT PRESSURE?

TRY GOING TO A GIFTED SCHOOL

WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT AT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME.

TCH--YEAH.

I'M SURE BEING PERFECT IS A REAL BURDEN FOR YOU.

IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN SLACKING OFF ALL THE TIME,

WHICH IS WHAT YOU DO.

IT'S CALLED HAVING FUN.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMEDAY.

FINE! FINE!

UHH...

THE BATHROOM!

SORRY, HALEY, BUT THIS TIME--

JAKE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HALEY? BUT--

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

[YAWNS]

GOOD MORNING, FAMILIA.

WHAT SAY WE FIRE UP THE WAFFLE IRON AND--

OH! AAH!

JAKE,

I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING.

WHEN I TALK, I HEAR MY OWN ANGELIC VOICE,

BUT IT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR AWKWARD AND ADOLESCENT WARPED BODY.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING 2 FEET TALL?

PLUS, I'M A GIRL.

A GIRL!

GO BACK TO MY ROOM AND GET DRESSED.

WE GOTTA GO TO GRANDPA'S SHOP!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

WHATEVER. LET'S GET GOING.

Fu Dog: OH, YEAH.

IT'S THE REFLECTIVE REACTION

OF THE OLD SCISSION SWITCHEROOSKI.

AT SOME POINT YESTERDAY,

YOU TWO MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY

ACTIVATED THE MIRROR.

THE MIRROR DID THIS TO US?

BUT HOW? WHAT WENT WRONG?

NOTHING WENT WRONG. THE MIRROR DID EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS BUILT TO DO.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

LEPRECHAUNS USED TO BE WARRING TRIBES,

ALWAYS FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER.

THE MIRROR CHANGED ALL THAT.

IT GAVE ENEMY CHIEFS THE CHANCE TO TRADE BODIES FOR A DAY.

TRADE BODIES?

YOU CALL THIS A FAIR TRADE OF BODIES?

I EXERCISE. I EAT ALL MY VEGETABLES.

I FLOSS. I SHAMPOO AND CONDITION.

OH, WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST?

THE POINT IS, ONCE THE LEPRECHAUN CHIEFS SWITCHED BODIES.

THEY GOT A CHANCE TO SEE LIFE

FROM THE OTHER GUY'S POINT OF VIEW.

IT PUT AN END TO ALL THE FIGHTING AND FEUDING.

SO GET THE MIRROR AND CHANGE US BACK.

I HAVE A BALLET AUDITION THIS AFTERNOON.

IT'S A CHANCE TO TRAIN AT THE DUMONT INSTITUTE IN PARIS.

IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU AND YOUR STUPID AUDITION.

THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO GET THE AM-DRAG BACK IN HIS BODY

SO HE CAN DO HIS THING.

THERE'S ONE LITTLE HITCH IN THE GIDDY-UP, KIDS.

I DON'T HAVE THE MIRROR.

GRANDPA ALREADY LEFT TO RETURN IT TO THE LEPRECHAUN COUNCIL.

BUT WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET THE MIRROR BACK.

IN THE MEANTIME, YOU KIDS NEED TO GET TO SCHOOL.

ACT LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL.

NORMAL?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL IN THIS BODY?

YEAH, WON'T THAT BE A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS?

NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.

JAKE, YOU NEED TO GO TO HALEY'S SCHOOL IN HER BODY.

HALEY, YOU NEED TO GO TO JAKE'S SCHOOL IN HIS BODY.

HAVEN'T EITHER OF YOU SEEN THIS KIND OF MOVIE BEFORE?

I'M AFRAID THAT ISN'T GONNA WORK, FU.

YOU SEE, I GO TO A SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN.

JAKE WON'T BE ABLE TO FIT IN THERE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

LIKE IT WOULD BE SO HARD TO FIT IN AT YOUR SCHOOL.

ALL I HAVE TO IS STRUT AROUND GOING,

[HIGH-PITCHED] LOOK HOW PERFECT I AM.

I'M SO SMART AND SPECIAL. EVERYONE GIVE ME ATTENTION!

WELL ALL I NEED TO DO IS FILL MY SPEECH PATTERN

WITH UNBEARABLE HIP-HOP SLANG FROM 5 YEARS AGO.

YO, YO, CHECK ME OUT,

THE AM-DRAG IS IN THE HIS-HOUSE WITH THE RAD SKILLS.

HOLLA!

THAT'S GREAT.

KEEP WORKING ON DOING EACH OTHER'S VOICES.

AND REMEMBER,

YOU TWO AIN'T USED TO EACH OTHER'S DRAGON POWERS.

SO NO DRAGONING UP OR DOWN OR ANYTHING.

I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARK

WITH THE MIRROR AT LUNCH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MY SCHOOL IN THAT SUIT.

I HAVEN'T WORN THAT THING SINCE AUNT MIMI'S WEDDING.

AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?

I COMBED IT. AND WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?

THAT WAS MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME LAST YEAR!

I CAN'T BE SEEN IN THAT.

WHY? ARE YOU AFRAID YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN

FOR SOMEBODY COOL?

[SIGHS] HALEY,

OH, YOU'RE 5 MINUTES LATE.

IT IS SO NOT LIKE YOU.

[HIGH-PITCHED] NO, I'M NORMALLY RIGHT ON TIME

BECAUSE I HOG THE BATHROOM EVERY MORNING.

BUT I'M LATE TODAY, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME DETENTION,

OR EXPEL ME OR SOMETHING? I--

[HUSKY VOICE] HEH HEH!

ISN'T SHE JUST ADORABLE?

WELL, OFF YOU GO,

MY BELOVED AND PERFECT LITTLE SISTER.

I'M WARNING YOU, I HAVE A REPUTATION HERE!

I KNOW.

AND I GOT UNTIL LUNCHTIME TO COMPLETELY RUIN IT.

[BURPS]

TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.

TICK TOCK, MR. LONG. DETENTION AGAIN--

UNLESS YOU CAN PERHAPS TELL ME THE CAPITAL OF PARAGUAY, HM?

AHEM.

YES, PARAGUAY--

CAPITAL CITY, ASUNCION. POPULATION, 6.5 MILLION.

NATIONAL CURRENCY, THE GUARANI.

OH, AND INTERESTING FACT--

THE COUNTRY'S FLAG HAS A DIFFERENT OFFICIAL SEAL ON EACH SIDE.

HOLLA!

HUH? BUT, I--

[GASPS]

PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,

COULD YOU PLEASE HAND ME SOME OF THOSE APPLICATIONS?

I'D LIKE TO SIGN UP TO JOIN THE CHESS CLUB,

THE DEBATE TEAM, AND THE ALGEBRA ATHLETES.

JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ALL THAT OVERACHIEVING STUFF'S

A ONE-WAY TICKET TO GEEKSVILLE.

YEAH. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA GET ON THAT TRAIN?

OH, YEAH. I'M GONNA TEACH HIM--

I MEAN,

I'M GONNA TEACH MYSELF A LITTLE LESSON.

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

THAT'S IT.

LET THE MUSIC FLOW THROUGH YOU.

YEAH!

GUITAR SOLO! ROCK ON!

[GASPS]

[CRASHING]

[MUFFLED] AH!

[SNORING]

AHEM. SORRY TO WAKE YOU,

BUT I BELIEVE WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF COVERING CHAPTER 11.

AND AREN'T WE LONG OVERDUE FOR A POP QUIZ?

NICE GOING, DOOFUS.

WHOO-HOO!

FOOD FIGHT!

HYAH!

[SCREAMING]

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MARK UP MY PERMANENT RECORD?

OR HIT ME WITH DETENTION OR SOMETHING?

UH, WELL, WE'VE NEVER NEEDED DETENTION AT THIS SCHOOL--

UNTIL NOW.

WE'RE HIS FRIENDS, TRIXIE.

SHOULDN'T WE BE STOPPING HIM?

LOOK HERE, BABY BUBBA, I TRIED.

HE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

OH, NO. HERE IT COMES. I CAN'T BEAR TO WATCH.

[DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. I MEAN,

ISN'T THIS SOME KIND OF HEALTH RISK?

HE COULD ACTUALLY DIE FROM THE SHAME.

UH, YEAH. I GOT THIS.

I'LL TALK TO THE BOY-- AGAIN!

OK, CLASS,

TIME TO RESUME OUR ARTISTIC WORKS OF INSPIRATION.

OH, YEAH.

GET READY FOR SOME SPLATTY-BOOM-BATTY!

WOW.

THAT'S...AMAZING.

SHE--I MEAN,

I--I DID THIS?

OF COURSE, DEAR.

OH, REMEMBER, THE ASSIGNMENT WAS

TO CAPTURE SOMETHING THAT INSPIRES YOU--

SOMETHING YOU ADMIRE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA START THROWING PAINT, ARE YOU?

SO, JAKIE, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HAVING

A ROUGH TIME WITH ROSE AND EVERYTHING,

BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

THERE'S NOTHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU.

NO, NO, I--I'M FINE.

YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE VOICE-CRACKING THING.

WHY--WHY DO YOU ASK...YO?

WELL, BESIDES THE WHOLE SUIT AND TIE, CHESS CLUB,

MATH TEAM, AND BALLET RECITAL,

THIS IS ALSO THE THIRD TIME YOU'VE FOLLOWED ME

INTO THE GIRLS' BATHROOM.

[GIRLS SCREAMING] [FLUSHING]

A HEALTHY LUNCH MAKES FOR HEALTHY FEET.

THE JUDGES FROM THE DUMONT INSTITUTE

WILL BE HERE IN ONE HOUR.

COME ON, KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU?

I GOT A DATE TO GO SWIMMING WITH A PORTUGUESE WATER DOG

IN A--WOW!

THANKS, DOG MAN!

YEAH!

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, FOOL?

FU DOG! ARE YOU OK?

WHAT HAPPENED?

B-B-B...OH!

IT WAS THOSE 2 HUNTS YAHOOS, 88 AND 89.

THEY BLASTED ME AND TOOK THE MIRROR.

WE GOTTA GET IT BACK!

MY BALLET AUDITION IS ABOUT TO START.

I'M AFRAID IT'S A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS THAN THAT.

IF YOU TWO DON'T GET SWITCHED BACK

INTO YOUR BODIES BY SUNDOWN,

YOU'RE GONNA BE STUCK LIKE THAT FOREVER!

FU, WHICH WAY DID THEY GO? GO THATAWAY.

HALEY, LISTEN. I NEED YOU TO DRAGON UP

AND GO AFTER THEM.

YOU HAVE ALL MY DRAGON POWERS.

BUT... I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

SURE YOU CAN. I'VE BEEN TO YOUR SCHOOL.

YOU PAINT, PLAY VIOLIN--

YOU'RE MY LITTLE SIS. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO.

OH, JAKE...

THAT'S A DOUBLE NEGATIVE.

BUT, THANKS, ANYWAY.

AND DON'T WORRY.

I'LL HAVE YOUR BACK THE WHOLE WAY.

NOW, LET'S DO THIS...

TOGETHER.

DRAGON UP! DRAGON UP!

WHOA!

YOU REALLY ARE DA MAN! THIS IS AWESOME!

TCH, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GIVE YOUR BIG BRO HIS PROPS.

UH, HALEY,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO BACK OFF ON THE WING ACTION

OR YOU MIGHT--

AAH!

STALL.

[SCREAMING]

HALEY! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SPEED BACK UP!

DIVE! DIVE!

BUT I CAN'T!

UHH!

LISTEN, YOU NEED TO TURN OVER,

OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP A BIG DRAGON SPLAT ON THE SIDEWALK!

HELP ME!

OK, POINT DOWN.

NOW OPEN YOUR WINGS.

[SIGHS] THANKS, JAKE.

YOU REALLY ARE A LOT STRONGER THAN YOU LOOK.

HEY, SAVING MAGICAL CREATURES IS WHAT I DO.

BESIDES--

I CAN'T HAVE YOU MESSING UP

THAT PRETTY FACE OF MINE.

NOW, LET'S GO KICK SOME HUNTS BUTT.

THE HUNTSMAN IS GONNA PIN A MEDAL ON ME

WHEN HE SEES WHAT I GOT HIM.

WHAT YOU GOT HIM? YOU MEAN WHAT I GOT HIM!

Jake: YOU MEAN WHAT YOU STOLE FOR HIM...

OR TRIED TO.

OK, HALEY, DRAGON FIRE--

NOW! JUST BRACE YOURSELF

FOR THE KICKBACK, BECAUSE--

AAH!

HALEY!

YEAH, BABY! THE AMERICAN DRAGON JUST WENT DOWN.

THE HUNTSMAN IS GONNA GIVE US A PROMOTION FOR SURE!

UNH!

NOW WE JUST GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE ONE.

UHH!

UHH! UHH! UHH!

MAN, IT IS NOT EASY GETTING AROUND WITH THESE TEENY WINGS!

OH!

DUDE! I GOT HER!

GET OVER HERE AND FINISH HER OFF!

WA-CHA! YEAH, TAKE SOME OF THAT!

OW! QUIT IT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I'M CLUBBING ME A DRAGON, FOOL!

WHAT?! I'M NO DRAGON, I'M 89!

HA HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT.

THAT IS THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.

YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU'RE 89,

THEN WHERE'S THE DRAGON--

RIGHT HERE, HUNTS CHUMP.

AAH!

NOW TO SWITCH IT BACK.

HEY! I'M ME!

I'M--OHH!

TAKE THIS, DRAGON!

[THWACK] IT'S ME!

[THWACK] I'M BACK IN MY BODY AGAIN!

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS ISN'T ME.

HEY! HEY--HEY, YOU'RE ME!

GIVE ME ME BACK!

HEH. AMATEURS.

[FU DOG PANTING]

HEY! YOU GUYS OK?

HALEY! HALEY!

COME ON, WE GOT THE MIRROR.

LET'S GET YOU GUYS BACK IN YOUR PROPER BODIES.

BUT, SHE'S OUT COLD.

AH, SHE'LL BE FINE, KID.

AT LEAST SHE'LL BE OUT COLD IN HER OWN BODY.

AND YOU'LL GET YOURS BACK.

NOT YET, FU. THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA DO FIRST.

[PIANO PLAYING]

[FRENCH ACCENT] VERY NICE.

IS THAT EVERYONE?

THERE WAS ONE OTHER STUDENT I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD SEE--

HALEY LONG.

UH, BUT I'M AFRAID SHE'S--

[DOOR OPENS] HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE, MISS BIRCH!

I'M SORRY I'M LATE. CAN I STILL AUDITION?

BY ALL MEANS.

[WALTZ PLAYING]

WELL, HERE GOES NOTHING.

[GROANS]

OH!

UNH!

YEOW!

[CRASH] UNH!

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO, UM--

I GUESS THE AUDITIONS ARE OVER, N'EST PAS?

HOLD UP! THIS AUDITION ISN'T OVER--

NOT YET.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

I WAS JUST WARMING UP.

[APPLAUSE]

[ALL CHEERING]

DANCE LIVES. DANCE BREATHES!

SOMETIMES IT DIES.

BUT IT CAN ALSO RETURN TO LIFE IN BODY

IN THE INVENTIVE AND AUDACIOUS MOVES OF A LITTLE GIRL.

OH! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN PARIS THIS SUMMER, MISS LONG.

THAT WAS FABULOUS!

YOU DID SO GREAT! CONGRATULATIONS!

THANKS, JAKE.

WELL, HUH.

I HOPE THE TIME YOU SPENT

IN EACH OTHER'S BODIES

HAS TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT? THAT HALEY HAS NO FRIENDS?

OR THAT JAKE HAS UNNATURAL HAIR

AND KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WOMEN?

WHAT?

"KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WOMEN"?

MAD PLAYA JAKE? THE MACKDADDY DRAGON?

DON DRAGON DeMARCO? ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME?

DON'T WORRY. I TOOK CARE OF HER FOR YOU.

HUH?

MORNING, HALEY.

JAKE, LET'S NOT DO THIS.

SWITCHING BODIES FOR A DAY HAS GIVEN ME

A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE AND APPRECIATION FOR YOUR LIFE.

AFTER YOU, BIG BROTHER.

REALLY?

OK.

THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU,

BECAUSE I--OH!

HA! SUCKER!

YOU LITTLE...

Dad: [YAWNS] GOOD MORNING, KI--

WHAT--YOU--OH!

MY EYE! OH! OW!

OK, HUNTSMAN. SO, ALL RIGHT,

YOU COULDN'T GET THAT MIRROR OF SCISSION YOU WANTED.

BUT...

CHECK OUT THESE OTHER MAGICAL MIRRORS

WE PICKED UP FOR YOU.

LOOK, YOU'RE TALL AND SKINNY!

WHOA! NOW YOU'RE SHORT AND FAT!

OOH, NOW YOU'RE WAVY!

SO? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HE'S GONNA THROW US TO THE KRACKEN AGAIN, ISN'T HE?

[ROARING] OK, NOW YOU'RE JUST REACHING.