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YO, WELCOME TO THE JAKE INVITATIONAL,

WHERE Y'ALL GET TO CHALLENGE THE REIGNING SKATE CHAMP

OF THE 5 BOROUGHS: ME!

[CHEERING]

QUICK SHOUT OUT TO LAST WEEK'S CHALLENGER, RICK MALAMUTE.

THE RICKSTER'S JUST BEEN UPGRADED TO STABLE AT COUNTY GENERAL, PEOPLE.

AND REMEMBER, A DOO-RAG IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A HELMET. OK.

Jake: OH, YEAH.

HA HA HA. BRILLIANT.

I SCORE YOU A PERFECT 10...

OUT OF 20.

HUH. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A CHALLENGER.

WITH THE LADY'S PERMISSION.

WHOO-HOO! AWESOME!

UH, YOU SQUASHED HER LUNCH.

DID I?

YOU'LL FIND THE SALAD TOSSED...

THE ORANGE PEELED...

AND THE PERSONAL PIZZA CUT IN FOURTHS.

HA! NICE TRY--

WHOA! DUDE!

NIGEL THRALL, FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL'S NEWEST EXCHANGE STUDENT.

SPIFFING TO MEET YOU.

SPIFFING? YO, MAYBE THEY TALK LIKE THAT WHERE YOU'RE FROM,

BUT YOU'RE STATESIDE NOW.

TRIX, LET'S SHOW OUR FRIEND HOW WE FLOW IN THE N-Y-C.

YEAH, BABY JAKE, LET'S DO THIS.

¶ LITTLE LOST KITTEN JUST IN FROM GREAT BRITAIN ¶

¶ GOT YOUR TAIL 'TWEEN YOUR LEGS ¶

¶ FROM THE RHYMES I'M SPITTIN' ¶

YEAH, JAKE!

OH, IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL FREESTYLE RAP?

OH, YES, MAY I CONTRIBUTE A VERSE?

OK. OH, DEAR. LET'S SEE...

¶ CHECKITY CHECK IT, FOR GOODNESS SAKE ¶

¶ YOUR HAIR'S LIKE A WEED, IT NEEDS A GOOD RAKE ¶

OOH! WHOA! OOH!

¶ YO, THE DOLLAR'S WORTH LESS THAN THE POUND IN THE U.K. ¶

¶ TRY NOT TO CRY WHEN I'M POUNDING YOU, 'K? ¶

[CROWD CHEERS]

¶ YOU DO REACH MY KNEES ON THE B-BALL COURT ¶

¶ WHY'S A KID NAMED LONG GOT TO BE SO SHORT? ¶

[CHEERING]

BE HONEST. HOW'D I DO?

UH...

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶

¶ IT'S DESTINY, WHO WANTS SOME TEA? ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

I'VE BEEN OUT-SKATED, OUT-RAPPED, OUT-CLASSED.

STICK A FORK IN ME. I'M DONE.

[PFFFFFT] YEOW! OH!

FIGURE OF SPEECH.

UH, MY BAD.

YO, WE NOMINATING SCHOOL OFFICERS TODAY.

SO FAR, IT LOOKS LIKE THE USUAL GANG OF JOCKS AND JERKS.

WHO CARES ABOUT ELECTIONS?

WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING?

OH, BOY, DON'T TELL ME YOU STILL TRIPPIN' OFF THIS MORNING.

SO WHAT IF NIGEL BEAT YOU AT ALL THE STUFF YOU'RE INTO.

JUST BEAT HIM AT SOMETHING HE'S INTO.

SUCH AS?

WELL, FROM WHAT I SAW AT THE SNACK BAR A MINUTE AGO,

NIGEL LIKES BAGELS.

SO?

SO BUST OUT A GIANT BAGEL

THE SIZE OF A TRACTOR TIRE.

YOU START MUNCHING, LIKE, GNGNGNGNGN,

AND HE'LL BE LOOKING AT IT, ALL SALIVATING.

[CLEARS THROAT] "MAY I HAVE A BITE, OLD CHAP?"

AND YOU'LL BE, LIKE, "NO WAY, DUDE.

GET YOUR OWN GIANT BAGEL."

BUT HE CAN'T 'CAUSE YOU HAD IT MADE SPECIAL!

[GROANS] BOO-YAH!

JAKIE, GET OVER YOURSELF, OK?

WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY,

LIKE THE FUTURE OF OUR SCHOOL.

FOR THE LAST TIME, TRIX,

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE DUMB ELECT--

I'M QUITE NEW AT FILLMORE,

BUT I'D BE HONORED TO SERVE AS YOUR PRESIDENT.

THAT IS, IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.

KNOW WHAT, GUYS?

I'M SUDDENLY FEELING POLITICALLY ACTIVE.

EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.

HEY, YO. WHAT'S UP?

I'M JAKE LONG, AND I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE TABLING THE BAGEL IDEA?

I'M TELLING YOU, FU, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN OUT THE SHOP.

I'VE GOTTA MEET TRIXIE AND SPUD TO PLAN MY CAMPAIGN.

BESIDES, SINCE WHEN DOES GRAMPS EVEN CARE HOW THIS PLACE LOOKS?

SINCE BOOMGARDEN'S OPENED ACROSS THE STREET.

GRAMPS SAYS IF WE WANT TO STAY IN BUSINESS,

THE SHOP NEEDS A FACELIFT.

ALL RIGHT.

CHUPACABERBILE?

[SNIFFING] OH, YES!

THIS STUFF EXPIRED DURING THE CHANG DYNASTY.

OOH, LOSE IT.

OH, THAT'S A KEEPER.

THE GALIAVERA OR HELMET OF TRUTH.

WHAT'S IT DO?

WELL, ASIDE FROM PROTECTING YOUR NOGGIN

IN CONTACT SPORTS,

THE HELMET LETS YOU HEAR PEOPLE'S TRUEST THOUGHTS.

USED TO BELONG TO AN OGRE NAMED MAXIMINUS.

GLADIATOR, ANCIENT ROME.

OLD MAXI USED IT TO ANTICIPATE HIS OPPONENT'S MOVES,

MAKING HIM UNBEATABLE.

PRETTY SOON HE WAS PICKING FIGHTS OUTSIDE THE ARENA.

SACKED ABOUT HALF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

TILL THE DRAGON COUNCIL CONFISCATED HIS HELMET.

WE'VE HAD IT EVER SINCE.

SO THIS THING READS MINDS?

KID, I WOULDN'T DO THAT--

WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?

NICE HELMET.

[THINKING] TYPICAL JAKE.

WE'RE OUT CAMPAIGNING, HE'S PLAYING DRESS UP WITH THE DOG.

HEARD WHAT? YO, I HEARD THAT.

WHAT YOU DIDN'T SAY.

LET ME TRY SPUD.

[THINKING] INHALE. EXHALE.

INHALE AGAIN, EXHALE AGAIN.

EYES STARTING TO DRY OUT.

BLINKING. TIME TO BLINK.

"JAKE FOR PRESIDENT?"

THAT'S RIGHT. JAKE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF FILLMORE.

ALL HE'S GOTTA DO IS WIN A LITTLE POPULARITY CONTEST

AGAINST THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN SCHOOL.

WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

SUCH COMPETITION IS UNWISE, YOUNG DRAGON.

HE WHO THINKS ONLY OF DEFEATING HIS ENEMY

DEFEATS HIMSELF.

OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT YOUR ENEMY?

HIYA, FRIENDS. CHICK BOOMGARDEN FROM BOOMGARDEN ELECTRONICS.

ARE YOU TIRED OF SLOW REPAIRS?

I'M LOUSHI.

I'LL FIX YOUR TV JUST AS SOON AS...

I FEEL LIKE IT. HA!

AT BOOMGARDEN'S, WE FIX YOUR GADGETS THE SAME DAY.

AND WHILE YOU WAIT, ENJOY FRESH BASS FROM OUR FISH MARKET,

INDOOR LAWN BOWLING, AND SHETLAND PONY RIDES FOR THE LITTLE SQUIRTS.

GIDDYUP!

BY THE TIME YOU'RE FINISHED, WE'RE FINISHED.

SO COME ON TO BOOMGARDEN'S.

All: WE FIX IT FAST!

[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]

HYAH!

SO I'M THINKING, YOU NEED A PLATFORM, JAKIE.

PLATFORM? YEAH, IDEAS ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE SCHOOL.

TAKE MY TEXTBOOK, FOR INSTANCE.

THIS BAD MAMA JAMA WEIGHS MORE THAN I DO.

SO WHAT IF WE PUT ALL THIS STUFF ONLINE?

SAVE A FEW TREES, YOU KNOW, SAVE A FEW SPINES.

Student: OH, MY BACK.

SEE? IDEAS, OK? IDEAS.

OH, I GOT ONE.

I SAY WE CHANGE OUR SCHOOL FIGHT SONG.

I ALWAYS FEEL FUNNY SINGING HAIL, THE CONQUERING SPARTANS

WHEN OUR GOALIE JUST SCORED ON HIMSELF.

IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE HONESTY.

¶ FILLMORE'S TEAM IS NOBLE ¶

¶ A VALIANT BROTHERHOOD ¶

¶ BUT LET'S JUST GET OUT THERE ¶

¶ WE DON'T PLAY SPORTS SO GOOD ¶

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

JUST A BASIC 2 CHORD PROGRESSION.

YOU LIKE? YOU LIKEE?

I MEAN THAT!

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

YOU THINK YOU CAN GET VOTES BY GIVING OUT FREE STUFF?

[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]

FREE STUFF?

AWESOME!

COME ON, VOTERS. PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.

MAN, NIGEL SCHOOLED US TODAY.

DON'T WORRY, BRO.

HE MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE,

BUT YOU'LL WIN THE WAR.

HEY, IS THAT A NIGEL TRACK SUIT?

OH, WELL...

IT WAS FREE.

OFF!

AND THE SHIRT.

AND THE GIRDLE.

WE'RE TAKING THIS STUFF BACK RIGHT NOW, LITTLE MISTER.

JAKIE, JUST FORGET THAT BOY.

WHY YOU GETTING SO JEALLY?

HELLO! YOU GOT MAGICAL POWERS.

THAT'S SOMETHING NIGEL THRALL WILL NEVER HAVE.

HMM.

YEAH, WELL, HERE WE ARE.

NIGEL THRALL'S CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS.

HE WON'T MIND IF I LET MYSELF IN.

HUH? HUH? HUH?

UH, JAKE, WHAT IS--

STAY BACK.

DRAGON UP!

EVENING, ALL.

YOU'RE A WIZARD?

YOU'VE BEEN USING MAGIC TO BUY THE ELECTION.

I PREFER SORCERER,

AND UNLESS IT'S THE DRY CLIMATE,

YOU HAD A NASTY CASE OF SCALES A MINUTE AGO.

WELL-- AS FOR BUYING THE ELECTION,

I'VE DONE NO SUCH THING.

I ONLY USE MAGIC TO SPEED THINGS UP A BIT.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WE'VE GOT FLYING HORSES AT BELMONT,

SINGING CATS ON BROADWAY.

NEW YORK'S A MAGICAL TOWN.

THE PERFECT PLACE TO COMPLETE MY TRAINING.

TRAINING? YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST AN APPRENTICE?

ALSO SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW.

TRIX, NOT HELPING.

MY TRAINING'S A FORMALITY.

YO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PASSES FOR MAGIC IN FRU-FRU LAND,

BUT HERE, YOU GOTTA DO MORE THAN FLOAT A FEW BUTTONS TO IMPRESS.

CAREFUL, LONG. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE.

MAYBE IT IS.

HMM. NO SPELLS BARRED ELECTION.

MAY THE BEST MAGIC WIN.

ALL RIGHT, 2 CANDIDATES, HOLD STILL.

AND CHEESE.

ACTUALLY, I WELCOME THE PRESSURE OF PUBLIC OFFICE.

I QUITE ENJOY THE HOT SEAT.

THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS.

[SIZZLING]

AAH! OH, MY BUNS! HOT CROSS BUNS!

ONE PENNY, 2 PENNY, AAH!

TEMPEST IN A JAR, SPREAD THE RUMOR FAR.

JAKE LONG DOESN'T BATHE.

I--UH, I THINK I'VE GONNA VOTE FOR LONG.

Nigel: JAKE LONG DOESN'T BATHE.

UHH. THEN AGAIN, I HEARD HE--

DOESN'T BATHE? I HEARD THAT, TOO.

SEE THAT GREEN JUNK IN HIS HAIR?

FUNGUS.

EEW! EEW! EEW!

POLL RESULTS ARE IN.

NOW, IF THE ELECTION WAS HELD TODAY,

MOST OF THE STUDENTS WOULD BE CONFUSED

BECAUSE IT'S NOT ELECTION DAY.

BUT 80% SAY THEY'D RATHER HAVE ROOT BEER WITH NIGEL.

FOR THE LAST TIME, BOY,

YOU GOTTA STOP NIGEL FIXATING

AND START LEGISLATING.

JUST TAKE A STAND ON SOMETHING YOU CARE ABOUT.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT, TRIX.

IT'S ABOUT BEATING NIGEL.

TO DO THAT, I GOTTA THINK ABOUT WHAT THE VOTERS CARE ABOUT.

IF I CAN ONLY FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN THEIR MINDS.

COME TO LOUSHI'S REPAIR-ADISE.

I WORK ON YOUR RADIO

WHILE MASSAGE THERAPIST WORK ON YOUR DEEP TISSUE

AT OUR RELAXATION STATION.

AND REMEMBER, IF I CAN'T BEAT BOOMGARDEN'S ADVERTISED PRICE,

I'LL THROW IN THIS DELIGHTFUL LIFE'S A BEACH BEVERAGE COOZY.

CUT! SHEESH. WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SMILE?

YOU LOOK LIKE A MUG SHOT.

Jake: AH, HERE IT IS.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YOU TELL ME.

[THINKING] I THINK THIS THING'S BAD NEWS.

[THINKING] NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO,

IF YOU TRY TO HIDE,

THE MOON WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.

COME ON, JAKE. YOU DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA NOTICE

THAT YOU GOT A 2,000 YEAR OLD HUNK OF METAL ON YOUR HEAD?

I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA HIDE THAT?

AS YOU CAN SEE, NO ONE'S GOT MORE SPARTAN SPIRIT THAN JAKE LONG.

I DIG YOU, FILLMORE MIDDLE SCHOOL,

AND I WANNA HEAR WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.

[VOICES EXPRESSING BOREDOM]

OH! MIGRAINE!

SO HOW ABOUT ONE AT A TIME?

LET'S TALK.

[THINKING] WHATEVER. I'M JUST A VOTE TO YOU.

'CAUSE TO ME, YOU'RE MORE THAN JUST A VOTE.

[THINKING] WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?

I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU.

UH, YEAH.

TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING?

I GUESS I'D SAY A QUALITY EDUCATION.

[THINKING] CUTIE PATOOTIE'S PHONE NUMBER.

I THINK MY CUTIE PATOOTIE CAMPAIGN MANAGER

CAN EXPLAIN MY PLATFORM... OVER SMOOTHIES.

GIVE HER A CALL, SAY SEVENISH?

UH, I, UH...

[THINKING] I'M DEFINITELY VOTING FOR THIS GUY.

[THINKING] UGH. I HATE TRIGONOMETRY.

[THINKING] LASAGNA ROLLUPS AGAIN?

UGH. I'M GONNA HURL.

[THINKING] PUH-LEASE.

WHAT DOES COACH SACKERSON KNOW ABOUT SHAKESPEARE?

ELECT JAKE LONG,

AND I'LL BAN TRIGONOMETRY...

WHOO-HOO!

OUTLAW LASAGNA ROLLUPS...

YEAH! AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY THING THIS MAN TEACHES

IS ZONE DEFENSE!

HEE HEE! YAY!

[CHANTING] JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

WHAT'S THIS THING?

HEY, HEY, PUT ME DOWN.

INTERESTING PROP, LONG.

IT SEEMS YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUR.

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

LET'S JUST SAY MY LISTENING TOUR

REALLY PAID OFF.

WELL, ENJOY YOUR POPULARITY WHILE IT LASTS, 'CAUSE IT WON'T.

I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC THAT WILL BLOW YOUR DOORS OFF.

OH, YEAH? LIKE WH--

NIGEL?

I'M TELLING YOU, NIGEL'S SWEATING ME.

48 HOURS TILL E-DAY, BIG SPEECHES TOMORROW.

I GOT THIS THING IN THE BAG.

UH, JAKE, IS YOUR GRAMPS STILL REDECORATING?

HUH?

GRAMP'S SHOP!

GRAMPS AND I WERE GONE A HALF HOUR TOPS.

WHEN WE CAME BACK, THE PLACE LOOKED LIKE A TWISTER HIT IT.

CHICK BOOMGARDEN WILL PAY FOR THIS!

[SPEAKING CHINESE]

MAN, I'VE SEEN THIS KIND OF DESTRUCTION BEFORE.

OOF. BUT NEVER FROM A HUMAN.

SOMETHING TELLS ME CHICK DIDN'T DO THIS.

Nigel: I'VE GOT SOME MAGIC THAT WILL BLOW YOUR DOORS OFF.

BUT I THINK I KNOW WHO DID.

WELL, I KNEW YOU WERE BOLD,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BOLD.

YOU MEAN THE TUX?

I DON'T TRY TO OUTCLASS YOU, LONG,

BUT YOU MAKE IT SO EASY.

I MEAN TRASHING MY GRANDPA'S SHOP.

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD A GRANDFATHER,

MUCH LESS ONE WITH A SHOP.

DON'T LIE TO ME. YOU SAID YOU'D BLOW MY DOORS OFF, REMEMBER?

[CLEARS THROAT] AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY,

HERE ARE YOUR CANDIDATES FOR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!

NIGEL THRALL AND...

JAKE LONG.

[COUGHING]

UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

YOUR CANDIDATES!

WHERE'S JAKE?

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT

MAKING THAT DUFUSY NIGEL

PAY FOR HIS DUFUS-ITINESS.

YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.

AW, MAN, YOU SERIOUS?

OK, WE GOTTA STALL.

HEY, HEY, HEY, FILLMORE!

WHAT'S UP, PEOPLE?

[SILENCE]

OK, SO LET'S TALK ISSUES,

STUFF THAT AFFECTS US ALL,

STARTING WITH THESE CINDER BLOCKS THEY'RE CALLING TEXTBOOKS.

YEAH. DO WE REALLY NEED 2,000 PAGES ON MARINE BIOLOGY?

THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT FISH:

STAY AWAY FROM PIRANHA,

NEVER PUT TARTAR SAUCE ON SUSHI,

AND IF YOU GOTTA TREAT A JELLYFISH STING WITH NATURAL ACIDS,

AIM CAREFULLY.

THE HELMET OF TRUTH WILL EXPOSE YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.

NOW, DID YOU WRECK MY GRANDPA'S SHOP?

[THINKING] I HONESTLY DID NOT.

BUT IF YOU DIDN'T, THEN WHO--

[CRASHES]

[ROARS]

MAXIMINUS.

I THINK THE OGRE LIKES YOUR HELMET.

GET INSIDE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.

DRAGON UP!

AND DRAGON DOWN.

NICE TRY, LONG. NOW IT'S MY TURN.

FETCH A PEN AND PAPER.

NO SHAME IN TAKING NOTES.

STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE, MAKE THIS OGRE FLY.

STEAK...UH...

AH HA HA HA HA!

YO, I'M TAKING NOTES.

IS WIPEOUT ONE WORD OR TWO?

AAH! AAH!

GRAMPS, WE GOT PROBLEMS.

AND WHAT'S UP WITH OUR SCHOOL DANCES?

NO DISRESPECT, PRINCIPAL ROTWOOD,

BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BE PICKING THE MUSIC. UH-UH.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,

BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET MY SUAVE ON

TO ROLL OUT THE BARREL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE, JAKE?

MAXIMINUS HAS A STRONG PSYCHIC CONNECTION WITH THAT HELMET.

YOU AWAKENED HIM, ALERTING HIM TO ITS LOCATION.

OK, NOW IT'S MAKING SENSE.

I TRIED THE HELMET AT YOUR SHOP, SO HE WENT THERE FIRST.

HE MUST HAVE TRASHED THE PLACE LOOKING FOR IT.

WHAT?

WHEN I USED IT HERE AT SCHOOL,

MAXI SHOWED UP TO SNATCH IT.

LOOK, KID, ME AND GRAMPS WILL NEVER GET THERE IN TIME.

IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT PAST THIRD PERIOD,

YOU GOTTA JOIN FORCES WITH THAT SORCERER

AND DOUBLE-TEAM THE BIG FELLA.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO--

UH!

DON'T LET MAXIMINUS GET THE HELMET!

[THINKING] CAN HE HEAR ME?

OH, MAN, HE CAN HEAR ME.

I GOTTA KNOCK THAT HELMET OFF.

[THINKING] MAYBE THIS BRANCH.

[NIGEL THINKING] IF I CAN JUST REMEMBER THAT SHRINKING SPELL.

WHY IS HE STILL FIGHTING?

HE'S GOT HIS HELMET.

HE'S A GLADIATOR, LONG.

THEY'RE STICKLERS FOR THE WHOLE FIGHT TO THE DEATH THING.

HE'S TAKING US TO THE ROOF.

¶ WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BEAT US ¶

¶ WE THINK THAT'S PRETTY CLEAR ¶

¶ BUT PLEASE DON'T RUN THE SCORE UP ¶

¶ OUR FAMILIES ARE HERE ¶

[GRUNTING]

LET'S THINK, LONG. HOW CAN WE--

WHY WHISPER? TRUST ME, UGLY'S PICKING UP EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT.

WAIT, THAT'S IT.

THE FIRE ALARM.

HMM?

NIGEL, THE ALARM. CAN YOU MOVE IT?

UH, I THINK SO.

GO AHEAD. ALERT SCHOOL.

BELL, BOOK, AND CANDLE.

PULL DOWN THE HANDLE.

HA! STUDENTS WON'T SAVE YOU.

BELL, BOOK, AND CANDLE.

PULL DOWN THE HANDLE.

[ALARM RINGS]

GET READY FOR A SONIC BOOM OF TEEN ANGST.

HUH?

[EVERYONE TALKING]

SO MANY VOICES.

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

SO I JUST WANT TO SAY

I THINK I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY WITH OUR COMPETITION.

IF YOU WIN, I'LL SUPPORT YOU.

LIKEWISE, MATE.

HANG ON. YOU'RE NOT BUCKING

FOR A JOB AS MY VICE PRESIDENT, ARE YOU, LONG?

NOW, THAT'S JUST SAD.

WHAT? IN YOUR DREAMS.

I'M IN IT TO WIN IT.

FINE. FINE.

AHA! THE ELECTION RESULTS HAVE BEEN TALLIED

AND...[SPEAKING GERMAN].

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FILLMORE HISTORY,

IT APPEARS WE HAVE A TIE.

BEGINNING THIS MONTH,

YOUR CLASSROOM PRESIDENTS WILL BE...

TRIXIE CARTER AND ARTHUR SPUDINSKI.

2 WRITE-IN CANDIDATES.

WHOA! HUH? WHAT?

[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE AND SPUD? BUT HOW?

I GUESS THEY WON BECAUSE THEY HAD REAL IDEAS.

ALL NIGEL AND I EVER DID

WAS TEAR EACH OTHER DOWN.

AH, YES. I, TOO, HAVE LEARNED

THAT GRUDGES ARE A WASTE OF TIME.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOUNG DRAGON.

I'VE DECIDED TO END MY CHILDISH FEUD WITH BOOMGARDEN'S ELECTRONICS...

STARTING TOMORROW.

Announcer: WHO IS LOUSHI?

LET'S START WITH WHAT WE KNOW.

FACT: HE HAS SERIOUS ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES.

[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]

FACT: HE IS A MENACE ON THE ROAD.

[SHOUTING IN CHINESE]

FACT: IN THIS FOOTAGE RECORDED BY A CONCERNED CITIZEN,

HE CAN CLEARLY BE SEEN TALKING TO A DOG.

LOUSHI: WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN WITH YOUR APPLIANCES?

PAID FOR BY FRIENDS OF CHICK BOOMGARDEN.