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[ROARING]
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[HORNS HONKING]
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SMASH CARS.
GO BIG FUN.
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HA HA HA.
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WOWEE, WOW, WOW, WOW.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE PIXIE LOHAN
HAD THE NERVE
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TO CRASH KATIE NOLMES'
BABY SHOWER?
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WHA HA HA HA.
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I'LL TELL YOU,
MAGIC WEEK MAGAZINE
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GETS ALL THE INSIDE DIRT.
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SO, YOU NERVOUS ABOUT BEING
THE NEXT COVER STORY?
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NERVOUS?
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YOU JOKIN'?
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IT'S ABOUT TIME
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THE AM-DRAG GOT
THE PRESS HE DESERVES.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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RAMPAGING HOBGOBLINS.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO TAKE THIS MISSION ON
MANO Y HOBGOBLANO.
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WE BETTER CALL
THE OLD MAN FOR BACKUP.
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FU, THEY DON'T DO
COVER STORIES ON DUDES
WHO NEED BACKUP.
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OOH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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NO AUTOGRAPHS, BOYS.
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YOU CAN BUY THE MAGAZINE
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FROM THE NEWSSTAND
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
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[GRUNTS]
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DUDE, WATCH THE FACE.
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I GOT A PHOTO SHOOT
ON MONDAY.
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PRETTY FACE GO BYE-BYE.
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HA HA HA!
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AAH!
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GRAMPS, WHAT TOOK
YOU SO LONG?
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YO, G!
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YO, "H" IS MORE LIKE IT.
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HALEY?
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[GIGGLES]
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶
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¶ PEOPLE,
WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP
HIS ENEMIES ¶
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¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶
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¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ HIS SKILLS ARE
GETTIN' FASTER ¶
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¶ WITH GRANDPA,
THE MASTER ¶
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¶ HIS DESTINY
WILL WALK UP SHEETS ¶
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR
FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON... ¶
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[GROWLING]
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HALEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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HALEY, PREPARE TO FIGHT.
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REMEMBER, LET
YOUR INSTINCTS GUIDE YOU.
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HUH?
WHO IS THAT?
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[SCREAMS]
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USE WHAT YOU KNOW.
ROUND OFF.
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HUH! HUH!
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AAH!
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BALANCE BEAM.
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HUH! HA! YAH!
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AAH!
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I DID IT.
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MY FIRST DRAGON BATTLE,
AND I DID GREAT.
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HOW DO I DO IT?
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[GRUNTS]
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JAKE, DO YOU NEED HELP?
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HELP? AS IF.
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OK, WHO ARE YOU?
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I AM
THE KOREAN DRAGON,
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BUT YOU KNOW ME...
AS SAN PARK.
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WHOA, WHAT?
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SAN?
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BUT YOU'RE
MY HOME EC TEACHER.
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SAM SPARK,
MAGIC WEEK MAGAZINE.
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I THOUGHT I'D GRAB
SOME HO-HUM CANDIDS,
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BUT CHA-CHING,
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MY EDITOR'S GOING
TO LOVE HOW CANDID THESE ARE.
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HMM?
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OH, THE PRESS.
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MY NAME'S HALEY,
SPELLED H-A-L-E--
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YEAH, KID. GREAT.
YOU'RE IN MY SHOT.
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OK, HOLD UP.
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I'M STANDING HERE
IN MY UNDERWEAR,
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IN FRONT
OF A REPORTER,
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MY LITTLE SISTER,
AND MY HOME EC
TEACHER?
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THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
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OH, I GET IT.
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THIS IS ONE OF THOSE
STRESS DREAMS.
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I'M TOTALLY
DREAMING.
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I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU REALIZE
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YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A DREAM,
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YOU CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT TO.
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WAS SUP, SUNSHINE?
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¶ OH, COME ON,
Y'ALL, RAISE
THE ROOF ¶
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¶ SHAKE WHAT
YA DADDY GAVE YA ¶
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¶ SHAKE IT LIKE IT
JUST MIGHT SAVE YA ¶
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¶ CAN I GET
A WHOOP WHOOP? ¶
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NO?
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¶ WELL, WHAT
ABOUT A HEY, HO ¶
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HA. THIS ISN'T
A DREAM, IS IT?
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ALREADY YOU TAKE HER
INTO BATTLE?
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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
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IF HALEY IS
TO BE JAKE'S BACKUP,
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SHE NEEDS TO BE PREPARED.
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IT'S OK, GRANDPA.
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I KNOW HOW JAKE
ALWAYS COMPLAINS
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ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS
TO BE THE AMERICAN DRAGON,
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BUT IT SEEMED
PRETTY EASY TO ME.
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SAN, SINCE YOU
APPEAR TO BE RUSTY
ON TRAINING BASICS,
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JAKE AND I WILL JOIN YOU
FOR A REFRESHER COURSE,
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STARTING
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
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UH, GRAMPS,
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CAN YOU PLEASE
TELL ME WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON?
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WHY IS HALEY BEING
TRAINED WHEN SHE'S ONLY
8 YEARS OLD?
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HALEY BECAME AWARE
OF HER DRAGON POWERS
AT A YOUNGER AGE.
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SO, SHE MUST BE TRAINED
AT A YOUNGER AGE.
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BUT WHY DIDN'T
ANYONE TELL ME?
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KID, HALEY'S
YOUR ACHILLES HEAL.
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SO, WE WERE
SORTA WAITIN'
FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
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WE KNEW ONCE
YOU FOUND OUT,
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YOU'D BE LOOKING
OVER YOUR SHOULDER
ALL THE TIME,
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WAITING FOR HER
TO SHOW YOU UP.
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HALEY?
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SHOW THIS UP?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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AH!
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[APPLAUSE]
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[BAD PIANO PLAYING]
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[APPLAUSE]
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[GOOD PIANO PLAYING]
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[CHEERING]
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AH! BREAKFAST IN BED?
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HOW THOUGHTFUL.
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OK, SHE'S
MY ACHILLES HEAL.
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SO, DOES SHE HAVE TO START
TRAINING THIS WEEK?
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I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REMEMBER,
BUT I GOT PRESS YO.
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JAKE, I ALLOWED
THIS PHOTO SHOOT
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BECAUSE I REMEMBER
FONDLY MY OWN YEARS
AS A MAGICAL PIN-UP BOY.
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AND BECAUSE YOU PROMISED
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IT WOULD NOT
INTERFERE WITH YOUR WORK
AS THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
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OK, IT WON'T.
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AT LEAST TONIGHT
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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[THUNDER]
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OK, IT JUST DID.
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MARTY?
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OH, YOU OLD DOG YOU.
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UH, HELLO.
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LITTLE
FREAKED OUT HERE.
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JAKE, I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY OLD BUDDY,
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MARTY, THE GRIM REAPER.
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HA, PROBABLY
THE BEST PRACTICAL JOKER
THIS SIDE OF HADES.
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PULL MY FINGER, GO ON.
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[CRACK]
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AAH! HA HA!
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DIDN'T EXPECT THAT,
DID YA?
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[LAUGHING, COUGHING]
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THIS GUY SLAYS ME.
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YEAH, SPEAKING
OF THAT, FU,
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I HATE TO TELL
YOU THIS, BUT I'M NOT
HERE ON A SOCIAL VISIT.
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[THUNDER]
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HUH? BUT MARTY,
THERE'S SO MUCH
I HAVEN'T SEEN.
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THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,
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THE GRAND CANAL
OF VENICE,
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THE SO-SO TACO SHACK
OF OPINIAC.
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KIDDING, KIDDING.
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OH, MARTY.
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HOO HOO! DON'T DO THAT,
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'CAUSE IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE HOT IN HERE,
AND...
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OH, BOY.
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ANYWHO, I'M RENOVATING
MY CONDO IN TRIBECA,
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MIND IF I CRASH HERE
FOR A FEW DAYS?
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AND KID, MY FINGER?
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I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
WEIRD ABOUT SAN.
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SHE TRIED TO GET ME
TO PUT ALFALFA SPROUTS
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IN A GRILLED
CHEESE SANDWICH.
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NO ONE PUSHES SPROUTS
LIKE THAT
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WITHOUT
A SECRET TO HIDE.
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IT'S NOT SAN
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
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THEN, WHAT ARE
YOU TRIPPIN' ABOUT?
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BEING THE AMERICAN
DRAGON'S ALWAYS
BEEN MY THING,
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AND EVERYTHING ELSE
IN THE WORLD HAS ALWAYS
BEEN HALEY'S THING,
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SO WHY DOES SHE HAVE
TO GET ALL OVERACHIEVER
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ON THE ONE THING
I'M GOOD AT?
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JAKE, CAN YOU
REALLY PICTURE
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LITTLE
MISS THANG DOIN'
DRAGON TRAINING?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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HALEY'S GOING
TO CATCH A WHIFF
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OF THE DRAG-TRAIN
AND BE ALL,
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"SORRY, I DON'T
THINK SO."
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YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE THE FIRST TIME
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SHE GETS YELLED AT
BY HER DRAGON MASTER.
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BEFORE WE START, HALEY...
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HUGS.
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WHAAAT?
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GRAMPS, HALEY'S
GOING TO HAVE TO DO
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THE SAME EXERCISES
I DO, RIGHT?
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YES, YES.
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ALTHOUGH, TEACHER
SAN WILL BE FREE
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TO INTERPRET
THEM IN ANY WAY
SHE SEEMS FIT.
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UH, SAN?
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WE WILL BEGIN WITH
A TRUST EXERCISE.
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BELOW IS THE PUSS
OF 1,000 WITCHES' BOILS,
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BUT OF COURSE,
I WILL CATCH YOU.
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[GIGGLING]
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THAT WAS FUN.
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
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WHATEVER BRINGS YOU JOY,
LITTLE BUTTERFLY.
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JUST REMEMBER, I WILL
ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU.
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UH! AH! AH!
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AH! AH! MY TONGUE!
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RUINED, FOREVER!
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AH, THE LESSON,
OF COURSE, IS
TO TRUST NO ONE.
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AH, AH, AH.
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BIG SMILE FOR THE CAMERA.
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NEXT,
STRENGTH TRAINING.
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THIS IS TO REMIND US
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THAT WE HOLD UP
THE MAGICAL COMMUNITY
THAT LIVES AROUND US.
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PHYSICAL STRENGTH FADES AS
THE TWILIGHT GROWS LONGER,
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BUT INNER STRENGTH WILL
NEVER LEAVE YOU.
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AH! AH!
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THAT'S HER
STRENGTH EXERCISE?
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HA, THIS IS NOTHING.
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COME ON, GRAMPS, GIVE ME
ALL THE TESTS YOU GOT.
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[RUMBLING]
HUH?
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HERE I COME!
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AH!
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AH!
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[GROANS]
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AHH.
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OH!
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HEY, JAKE, COULD
YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT
OF THE GIANT'S MOUTH?
241
00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,154
PERFECT.
242
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,915
FINALLY, IT IS IMPORTANT
243
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,694
THAT WE ENGAGE IN CHARITY
WORK FOR MAGICAL CREATURES.
244
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,534
OH, BERTHA, WHERE YOU BEEN
RIDIN' THE TROUGH, GIRL?
245
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,801
STOP AND STOMP.
246
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,869
YUM.
247
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,227
[BELCH]
248
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,565
DON'T BE SILLY.
249
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,870
OF COURSE THE PIXIE BOYS
LIKE YOU.
250
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,672
YOU'VE GOT
A WINNING PERSONALITY.
251
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:11,584
OK, LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
GOT A ROTTEN TOOTH.
252
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,478
THIS IS GONNA
HURT A LITTLE.
253
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,710
SAM, YOU WANNA GET
A PICTURE--
254
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,675
THAT'S IT.
SAM!
255
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,452
WORK THE CAMERA.
OWN IT.
256
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,721
HOW ABOUT
A PROFILE SHOT?
257
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,719
PERFECT!
258
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,450
YOO-HOO, MARTY?
259
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,563
[CLICK]
260
00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:28,861
HUH?
261
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,201
[CHUCKLES]
262
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,529
GOTCHA! HUH?
263
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,533
WHOA! SORRY ABOUT THAT.
264
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:39,595
SAUSAGE ROLL.
LOOKS GOOD ON THE MENU,
BUT DON'T DO IT.
265
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,566
PLEASE, THE OLD
WHOOPIE CUSHION GAG?
266
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:45,705
FU, YOU DO NOT WANT
TO MESS WITH THE MASTER.
267
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,208
HEY, KID.
268
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,546
SAM, NEED A HERO SHOT?
269
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,450
WANT MY GOOD SIDE
OR MY GOOD SIDE?
270
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,453
UH, NO, KID.
271
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,454
UH, LISTEN,
I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
272
00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,455
I SENT MY PICTURES
BACK TO MY EDITORS,
AND THEY LOVED THEM.
273
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,529
REALLY?
274
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,587
YEAH, THING IS,
275
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:02,664
WHAT THEY LOVED,
IS HALEY.
276
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,503
SO, SHE'S GOING
TO BE ON THE COVER.
277
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,058
WITH ME?
278
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,625
INSTEAD OF YOU,
BUT THEY LOVE IT.
279
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,574
THAT'S GREAT, RIGHT?
280
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,198
HALEY, INSTEAD OF ME?
281
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:14,713
THAT'S--THE GREATEST.
282
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,708
SO, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
283
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,303
A LITTLE ACTION?
284
00:11:21,303 --> 00:11:22,893
A LITTLE NIGHT-IN-THE-LIFE-
OF-A-DRAGON STUFF?
285
00:11:22,893 --> 00:11:24,483
AN OGRE HAS STOLEN
THE ANCIENT GOLDEN PENDANT
286
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,754
OF THE LEPRECHAUN CLAN.
287
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,652
WITHOUT ITS SWIFT RETURN,
288
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,553
THE LEPRECHAUNS WILL
DECLARE WAR ON THE OGRES.
289
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:33,286
YEAH, WE'RE GOING
WITH A CUTE ANGLE
FOR HALEY'S SPREAD,
290
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,593
SO IF WE COULD SKIP
THE OGRES AND WARS
291
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,964
AND FOCUS
ON SOMETHING LIKE,
292
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,602
HALEY SAVING A GNOME
STUCK IN A TREE,
293
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,897
THAT'D BE GREAT.
294
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:39,899
WHAT?
295
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:40,899
THIS IS IMPORTANT
DRAGON WORK,
296
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,701
NOT SOME TEENYBOPPER
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.
297
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,943
JAKE, YOU WILL TAKE YOUR
SISTER ON THIS PATROL.
298
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:46,939
WHY DOES SHE NEED ME?
299
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,370
SHE'S THE COVER GIRL.
300
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,475
JAKE, YOUR SISTER IS
NOT READY TO GO ALONE.
301
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,808
SHE IS YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
302
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,405
WAS THERE SOMETHING SPECIFIC
303
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,946
ABOUT JAKE THAT YOUR EDITORS
DIDN'T LIKE?
304
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,491
I ASK BECAUSE I THINK
IT'S IMPORTANT TO LEARN
FROM YOUR MISTAKES,
305
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:05,418
BUT SINCE I DON'T MAKE ANY,
I TRY TO LEARN FROM JAKE'S.
306
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,225
[GROWLS]
307
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,887
YOUR MISTAKE
WAS PICKING HALEY.
308
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:12,395
WATCH AND LEARN HOW
THE REAL AM-DRAG
DOES BUSINESS.
309
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,699
DRAGON UP.
310
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,795
HEY, SAM, WHAT MAKES
THE BEST PHOTO OP?
311
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,124
YOUR OPTIONS ARE...
312
00:12:19,121 --> 00:12:20,441
"A"--A SLIPPITY
SLAPDOWN SHAKE,
313
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,680
"B"--
A BOX OF KUNG-FU, BONE
CRACKIN'-LACKIN' CRACKERS,
314
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:27,777
"C"-- A BLAST
OF HOT-TAMALE,
HOT BREATH HOT SAUCE,
315
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,551
OR "D"--
ALL OF THE ABOVE, BABY.
316
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,521
HUH?
317
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,619
WHOA!
318
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,321
AH!
319
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,425
AAH!
320
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,927
AAH!
321
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,528
WHOOOAAA!
322
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,900
WHOA!
323
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,270
JAKE, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
324
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,038
BUT I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT, K?
325
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,436
DRAGON UP!
326
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,662
HELLO, MR. OGRE.
327
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,880
MY, THAT IS THE HANDSOMEST
PENDANT I'VE EVER SEEN,
328
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,750
AND YOU WEAR IT SO WELL.
329
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:05,018
DON'T MAKE ME LOOK
FAT IN BACK?
330
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,518
OH, NO.
331
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,019
WOULD YOU MIND
IF I GOT A CLOSER LOOK?
332
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,621
OH.
333
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,623
THANK YOU.
334
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:15,034
THAT NECKLACE IS
MINE, MINE, MINE!
335
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,528
¶ I GOT IT ¶
336
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,600
DID YOU WANT
A PICTURE OF THAT?
337
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,958
YOU BETCHA, LITTLE LADY.
338
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,466
THAT'S IT, JUST LIKE THAT.
339
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,429
OH, PERFECT.
340
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,596
HALEY, YOU ARE A STAR.
341
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,412
SEE YA, KID.
342
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,610
OFF TO YOGA.
343
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,981
HUH? WHO'S THE MAN?
344
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,609
SAY WHAT?
345
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,304
DOG, MAN-DOG?
346
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,978
AW, THAT JUST DOESN'T
SOUND RIGHT.
347
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,354
HEY, WHAT THE...
348
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,512
OK, THAT'S IT.
349
00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:43,669
I'M GOING DOWN TO HA
HA'S MAGICAL PRANK SHOP,
350
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:45,816
AND I'M GONNA FIND
A PRANK THAT'LL GET
MARTY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
351
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,826
MAGICAL PRANK SHOP.
352
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,929
UH, WHY ARE WE HERE EXACTLY?
353
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,831
BECAUSE HALEY STOLE MY SPOT
ON THE COVER OF MAGIC WEEK.
354
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,734
IT'S TIME FOR
A LITTLE PAYBACK.
355
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,837
HEY, LOOK AT THOSE TEETH.
356
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,140
HUH?
357
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,611
[SCREAMING]
358
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,709
ANYWAY, YOU SURE
YOU WANNA PRANK HALEY?
359
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,032
TOTALLY.
360
00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:08,349
JUST ONE TEENSY,
HARMLESS PRANK
361
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,618
TO MAKE UP FOR YEARS
OF HER MAKING
A FOOL OUT OF ME.
362
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,049
OOH, THIS HAS POSSIBILITIES.
363
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:18,624
FU, I DON'T MEAN TO BUST
YOUR BUBBLE OR ANYTHING,
364
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,085
BUT MARTY IS
THE GRIM REAPER.
365
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,993
YEAH, BUT HE HASN'T
ALWAYS BEEN.
366
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:26,355
THAT GUY HAD ONE DEAD END
JOB AFTER ANOTHER.
367
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,726
[BEEP] [BEEP]
368
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,744
[BEEPING]
369
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,581
THEN HE LANDED
THE GIG AS DEATH,
370
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,550
NEVER BEEN HAPPIER,
371
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,518
BUT HE HAD TO TAP OUT
THE GUY WHO WAS GRIM REAPER
BEFORE HIM.
372
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,387
OH. YEAH. THIS IS GOING
TO DO THE TRICK.
373
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,147
HO HO HO HO!
374
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,754
AAH! GET AWAY.
375
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,616
OW! MY TUCKUS.
376
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,655
"ONE PINCH
OF DRAGON GIGGLES,
377
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,460
"AND DRAGONS LOSE CONTROL
OF THEIR POWERS.
378
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,533
LIVENS UP ANY DRAGON PARTY."
379
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,601
OR PHOTO SHOOT.
380
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,466
ALMOST DONE, HALEY.
JUST A SMIDGE MORE OF POWDER,
381
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,676
AND YOU'LL BE CAMERA READY.
382
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,848
PERFECT.
383
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,079
[GRUNTING]
384
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,619
OOH, THOSE LIGHTS WILL
REALLY DRY YOUR SKIN OUT.
385
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,022
BETTER HYDRATE.
386
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,094
HUH?
387
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,621
THANKS, JAKE,
388
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,586
FOR NOT BEING THREATENED
389
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,134
BY MY NATURAL
DRAGON ABILITIES.
390
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,659
OK, HALEY, ONE MORE
MINUTE TILL CAMERA.
391
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,866
ARE YOU SURE YOU STILL WANT
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
392
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:38,598
REMEMBER, LITTLE MISTER,
SHE IS YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
393
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,765
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
394
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,475
HALEY, THERE'S
SOMETHING I HAVE TO--
395
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,678
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, TOO.
396
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,581
YOU FIRST.
397
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,482
WELL, I TOLD MY PEOPLE
TO ASK THEIR PEOPLE
398
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,584
IF THEY COULD PUT YOU
IN THE ARTICLE, TOO,
399
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,716
AND THEY SAID YES.
400
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,691
LOOK, THEY SENT
ME A MOCK-UP.
401
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,625
SO, WHAT DID YOU
HAVE TO SAY TO ME?
402
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,932
BOTTOM'S UP.
403
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,104
READY, HALEY?
404
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,535
BUT OF COURSE.
405
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,179
LET ME SEE
YOUR BEST DRAGON FACE.
406
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,745
WHAT'S GOING ON?
407
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,650
[GIGGLING]
408
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,752
YEAH, I WAS THINKING MORE
OF A MOUTH FIRE THING.
409
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,815
OK, I'LL JUST...
410
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:38,557
NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
411
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,855
HUH?
412
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,126
[LAUGHING]
413
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,025
WHOA!
414
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,896
HELP!
415
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,674
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
HAPPENING TO ME.
416
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,014
[LAUGHING]
417
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,309
[GROWLING]
418
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,610
AAH! OGRE LOOSE!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
419
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,913
[GROWLING]
420
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,184
[SCREAMING]
421
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,652
[GROWLING]
422
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,561
HOBGOBLINS MAKE PAIN.
423
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,960
DRAGON PAIN.
424
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,702
TIME TO HOBNOB
WITH THE HOBGOBS.
425
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,698
DRAGON UP.
426
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,699
GET READY FOR YOUR
CLOSE-UP, HOBBY.
427
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,672
HALEY, YOU DOIN'
OK OVER THERE?
428
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:21,840
AAH! JAKE, I CAN'T
CONTROL MYSELF.
429
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,981
HOLD ON, HALEY!
430
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,809
AAH!
431
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,714
HUH?
432
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,154
HALEY!
433
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,553
JAKE!
434
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,124
HELP!
435
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,632
WHY WEREN'T YOU WATCHING
AFTER YOUR SISTER?
436
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,658
DON'T BE TOO HARD
ON HIM, LAO SHI,
THIS ISN'T HIS FAULT.
437
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,595
ACTUALLY, IT IS.
438
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,870
JAKE, THERE IS
NO TIME TO WASTE.
439
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,599
YOU MUST TELL US
WHAT HAPPENED.
440
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,624
I GAVE HALEY
A POWDER
441
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:55,642
THAT MADE
HER LOSE CONTROL
OF HER POWERS.
442
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,639
WE GOT TO GO SAVE HER.
443
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,844
SAN AND I WILL GO.
444
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,345
YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH.
445
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,021
STAY HERE.
446
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,615
FU, YOU HAVE
TO HELP ME FIND HER.
447
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:12,290
UH, WHAT PART OF
"STAY HERE" DID YOU
NOT UNDERSTAND? HUH?
448
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,722
THE PART WHERE I
LEAVE HALEY OUT THERE
449
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,156
IN THE HANDS
OF THOSE HOBGOBLINS!
450
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:19,201
FU, THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT. I HAVE TO FIX IT.
451
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,729
[BOOM]
452
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,273
SHEESH, IS IT TOO MUCH
TO ASK YOU GUYS
453
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,098
TO REPLACE
THE TP EVERY ONCE
IN A BLOOD RED MOON?
454
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,635
UH, I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT MARTY CAN HELP US.
455
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,341
MARTY?
456
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,042
YEAH, HE KNOWS
THE LOCATION
OF ANY SOUL IN--
457
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,945
IN MORTAL DANGER,
RIGHT?
458
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,007
YEAH, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M GONNA GET THE CALL,
459
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,075
JUST PROFESSIONAL COURTESY,
SO TO SPEAK.
460
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,184
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR SISTER
20 MINUTES AGO.
461
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,986
THIS'LL TELL YOU
WHERE SHE IS.
462
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:46,618
I HOPE YOU GET TO HER
BEFORE I DO. GOOD LUCK.
463
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,756
THANKS, BUDDY.
464
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,069
AH!
465
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,667
[THUNDER]
466
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:59,898
WHAT? IS IT GETTING HOT
IN HERE OR--
467
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,936
[THUNDER]
468
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,175
ALL RIGHT.
PRANK DELIVERED.
469
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,007
NOW, HAND OVER THE MONEY.
470
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:09,912
UM, FU?
471
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,224
[LAUGHING]
472
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,439
TIME FOR TO HURT HER.
473
00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:25,725
I HOPE YOU FIGHT
BETTER THAN YOU CONJUGATE
SENTENCES, HOB...ROB.
474
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,102
OH, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
THINK OF SOMETHING SNAPPY
475
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,401
TO SAY WHEN I'M
ABOUT TO BE SLAIN?
476
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,702
YOU HOBGOBLINS REALLY
ARE DUMB AS BRICKS.
477
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,435
HA! YAH!
478
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,410
WHOA!
479
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,978
I GOTCHA, HALEY.
480
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,276
BREAK DRAGON.
481
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,922
BREAK IT NOW.
482
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:44,917
DRAGONS.
483
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,548
PLURAL.
484
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,192
COME ON, SIS, LET'S
SHOW 'EM WHAT WE CAN DO.
485
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,048
BUT I CAN'T.
486
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,216
SURE YOU CAN.
487
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,724
TAKE MY TAIL.
488
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,825
[SCREAMING]
489
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,433
[GRUNTING]
490
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,169
AAH! YAH!
491
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,964
WHOA!
492
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,739
EXPRESS TO PAINESVILLE,
PULLING INTO THE STATION.
493
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:18,315
THAT'S THE HIT
THAT KEEPS ON HITTIN'.
494
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,118
YOU GOT SKILLS, GIRL.
495
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:20,889
THANKS, JAKE.
496
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,367
YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER.
497
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:25,862
NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE CAN AGREE ON.
498
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,334
YOU PUT YOUR SISTER
IN HARM'S WAY.
499
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,771
I JUST WANTED HER
TO KNOW WHAT IT
WAS LIKE TO--
500
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,967
I HAVE NO EXCUSE.
501
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,799
HALEY SHOULDN'T JUST
BE TAKING MY COVER,
502
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,274
SHE SHOULD BE
TAKING MY JOB.
503
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,472
I DON'T DESERVE TO BE
THE AMERICAN DRAGON.
504
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:45,784
I GUESS IT'S JUST ONE
MORE THING SHE'S BETTER
AT THAN ME.
505
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:48,108
ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
506
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,054
WHAT?
507
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,278
THAT POWDER YOU GAVE ME
508
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,383
WORE OFF IN A COUPLE
OF MINUTES,
509
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,385
BUT I STILL COULDN'T
CONTROL MY POWERS.
510
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:58,387
I WAS JUST SO SCARED,
I COULDN'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING I LEARNED.
511
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,121
BUT YOU'RE
THE PERFECT DRAGON.
512
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,456
NO ONE CAN BE PERFECT
AT EVERYTHING.
513
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,382
NOT EVEN ME.
514
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:06,300
JAKE'S JUST A BETTER
DRAGON THAN I AM.
515
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,349
I'M AFRAID HALEY
IS STILL TOO YOUNG,
516
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,401
TOO INEXPERIENCED
FOR THE KIND OF DANGER THE
AMERICAN DRAGON MUST FACE,
517
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,305
AND YOU, YOUNG ONE,
518
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,407
ARE A VERY GIFTED DRAGON
519
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,938
WHO I WOULD NEVER REPLACE
WITH ANYONE.
520
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,726
THANKS, G.
521
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:23,510
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU CANNOT BE PUNISHED.
522
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:28,546
YEAH, SO, ABOUT
THE GIFTED DRAGON PART?
523
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,993
UGH! UGH! UCK!
524
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,561
GRAMPS, WHERE DO YOU
EVEN GET THE PUSS OF
1,000 WITCHES' BOILS?
525
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:39,931
HOW IS YOUR DRAGON TONGUE
CLEANING AND TALKING
AT THE SAME TIME?
526
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,002
YUCK!
527
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,500
BALTHASAR, YOU ARE
A TRUE PRANK ARTIST.
528
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,403
I DO WHAT I LOVE,
AND I LOVE WHAT I DO.
529
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,436
NOW, WHERE'S THE CASH?
530
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,414
FOR THE ZINE.
531
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,452
HUH?
532
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,451
SWEET.
533
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,819
BEEFCAKE CITY,
HERE I COME.
534
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,448
AND NO ONE WILL
EVER HAVE TO ASK YOU
535
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,153
IF YOU WEAR
BOXERS OR BRIEFS.
536
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,586
HUH? OH, MAN.
537
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,398
OK, YOU ALREADY SAW ONE
OF MARTY'S DEAD END JOBS,
538
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:15,498
HERE'S A FEW MORE
YOU DIDN'T SEE.
539
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:19,401
THERE WAS MARTY,
THE CRUISE DIRECTOR.
540
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:22,365
MARTY, THE FITNESS INSTRUCTOR,
541
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:26,575
AND MY OWN PERSONAL FAVORITE,
MARTY, THE CHORUS BOY.
542
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:30,349
WHO SAYS THE UNDEAD
DON'T GOT RHYTHM?
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