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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:07,269 [GRUNTING] 2 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:14,747 [COOING] 3 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:23,021 [GROWLS] 4 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:25,864 [COOING] 5 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,928 [THUNDER] 6 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,670 [COOING] 7 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,305 [HELICOPTER] 8 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,652 AAH! 9 00:00:51,052 --> 00:00:53,842 REV 'EM UP, BOYS. 10 00:00:53,837 --> 00:00:56,617 ONLY 2 MORE CHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS. 11 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,628 [CRYING] 12 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,287 [GRUNTING] 13 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:14,335 [GRUNTING] 14 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,641 [CRYING] 15 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:26,618 [ROARING] 16 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,817 WHOA, HO HO HO HO. 17 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,585 A TRIBE OF ANGRY SASQUATCHES AIN'T PRETTY 18 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,294 AND IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT UGLIER 19 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:38,356 IF THEY DON'T FIND THAT LITTLE FUZZ BALL. 20 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,695 OH! HEY THERE, KIDS. 21 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,980 IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED BY NOW, 22 00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:44,265 THIS IS THE AMERICAN DRAGON HOKEY HOLIDAY SPECIAL. 23 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,641 LIKE ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS, 24 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,269 IT'S ABOUT FAMILY, TOGETHERNESS, 25 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,644 BLA BLA BLA, AND ALL THAT OTHER SAPPY GARBAGE. 26 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,944 OK. LET'S GET ON WITH THE MAIN TITLES 27 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:55,346 BEFORE I HURL EGGNOG ALL OVER THE SNOW RIGHT HERE. 28 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,679 ¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶ 29 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:02,186 ¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶ 30 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:05,389 ¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 31 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:08,732 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 32 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,329 ¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶ 33 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,722 ¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶ 34 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:16,097 ¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL, BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ¶ 35 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,943 ¶ A REAL LIVE WIRE ¶ 36 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:21,268 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 37 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,305 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 38 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:30,378 ¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 39 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,654 ¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTIN' FASTER ¶ 40 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,193 ¶ WITH GRANDPA, THE MASTER ¶ 41 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,848 ¶ HIS DESTINY, WHAT'S UP, G? ¶ 42 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,056 ¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY, FOR THE LEGACY ¶ 43 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,458 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 44 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,859 ¶ I'M A DRAGON, I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶ 45 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,361 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 46 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,363 ¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶ 47 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,426 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 48 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:56,284 ¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶ 49 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,964 OK. SO... 50 00:02:58,956 --> 00:03:00,866 'TIS THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 51 00:03:00,868 --> 00:03:02,778 AND I KNOW 2 GUYS HAVING A ROUGHER MORNING THAN ME. 52 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,123 [COOING] 53 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:05,948 ANOTHER BABE IN THE WOODS 54 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:07,792 JUST WOKE UP ALONE IN THE BIG CITY. 55 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,988 [COOING] 56 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:10,159 AND ACROSS TOWN, 57 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,316 SURE, HE LOOKS PEACEFUL NOW, 58 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,185 BUT JUST WAIT FOR THE... 59 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,294 [COW MOOING] 60 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,225 NO! 61 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,229 [MOOING] 62 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,730 AW, MAN. 63 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,701 EVERY YEAR. 64 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,700 RISE AND SHINE, MY FESTIVE FAMILY. 65 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,003 MOO-EY CHRISTMAS ALL. 66 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:27,114 IT'S TIME TO CRANK UP THE HOLIDAY HO HO METER. 67 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,407 OH, COME ON, DAD. 68 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,789 JUST FOR ONCE, 69 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,184 CAN'T WE DO CHRISTMAS WITH SOME FRESH BEATS? 70 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,278 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 71 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,222 ¶ WE'RE TALKING HO HO HO ¶ 72 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:38,267 ¶ WE'RE TALKING YO YO YO ¶ 73 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:40,318 ¶ MY HOMIES AND MY HONIES AND SOME MISTLETOE ¶ 74 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,491 ¶ WE'RE ROLLING DOWN BROADWAY ¶ 75 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:42,848 ¶ LIKE A JINGLE ALL THE WAY ¶ 76 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,416 ¶ BUT IF SANTA RIDES BY ¶ 77 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:47,285 ¶ WE'RE GOING TO JACK HIS SLEIGH ¶ 78 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,534 AH, AH, AH, AH. 79 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:49,758 SORRY, JAKE A ROONIE ROO, 80 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:53,873 BUT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD IS A FAMILY TRADITION. 81 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:58,337 JUMPIN' JACK FROST, IT IS SNOWING. 82 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,870 MY RECORD! 83 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:02,835 WHAT HAPPENED? 84 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,783 UM...LIGHTNING? 85 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:05,988 DON'T WORRY, DADDY. 86 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,205 I'LL DOWNLOAD A REPLACEMENT. 87 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,454 LEGALLY, OF COURSE. 88 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,420 I GOT IT! 89 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,477 ¶ OINK, OINK BELLS ¶ 90 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,815 ¶ OINK, OINK BELLS ¶ 91 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,920 ¶ OINK, OINK ALL THE OINK ¶ 92 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:18,492 JAKE, YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SWEATER. 93 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,932 DO I HAVE TO? 94 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,957 OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MISTLETOE, SON. 95 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,902 IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION. 96 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,397 I KNOW BUT THIS YEAR, WHAT SAY, 97 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,530 WE TRY OUT SOME NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS? 98 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,245 WHY, SON? 99 00:04:30,253 --> 00:04:31,973 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUPER DUPER ONES WE HAVE NOW? 100 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,442 UH...NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO SEE THIS, RIGHT? 101 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,481 JUST FAMILY AND 500 OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. 102 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,478 OK, EVERYBODY, HIT YOUR NOSES. 103 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,324 SO, CHECK IT THIS YEAR, 104 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:49,419 I SAY WE GO LONG FAMILY CHRISTMAS, THE REMIX. 105 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,113 OUT WITH THE OLD TRADITIONS 106 00:04:51,107 --> 00:04:52,787 AND IN WITH US HITTIN' THE HOLIDAY BLOCK PARTY. 107 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,833 IT'S GOING TO BE OFF THE HOOK. 108 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,128 OH, OH, A BLOCK PARTY. 109 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,560 THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 110 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,404 IT DOES? 111 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,979 SURE. 112 00:04:59,983 --> 00:05:01,573 FOR SOME PERIOD COSTUME CHRISTMAS CAROLING. 113 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,628 NO, NO, NO, NO. 114 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,896 NOT THE CAROLING. 115 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,874 I GET TO PLAY THE LITTLEST ANGEL. 116 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,573 IT'S LIKE ART IMITATING LIFE. 117 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:09,735 PERK UP, KIDDO. 118 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:10,912 IT'S THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 119 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,411 YOU MUST HAVE THE SADDEST FACE IN THE CITY. 120 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,245 [COOS] 121 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,550 [GURGLES] 122 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:29,130 [SCREAMING] 123 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,295 ¶ 4 CALLING BIRDS ¶ 124 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:33,969 ¶ 3 FRENCH HENS ¶ 125 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,267 ¶ 2 TURTLE DOVES ¶ 126 00:05:35,269 --> 00:05:39,839 AND YOU KNOW, A BIRD AND STUFF. 127 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,210 [MAN COUGHS] 128 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,778 [FEEDBACK] 129 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,336 YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO! 130 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,475 EVERYBODY, SHAKE YOUR PRESENTS 131 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,079 LIKE YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SANTA GOT YA. 132 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:51,052 IT'S A HIP-HOP HOLIDAY, YO! 133 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,521 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 134 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,020 KNOCK OFF YOUR NOISE POLLUTION 135 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,523 OR I WILL HAVE YOU ALL TOASTED 136 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,264 LIKE A CHRISTMAS SCHNOCKEN STREUDEL! 137 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,391 WHAT WOULD? 138 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,126 WOW! 139 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,360 HE SEEMS REALLY MAD. 140 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,965 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE OFF-KEY. 141 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,267 THE NERVE OF SOME. 142 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:10,348 Announcer: THE ESCAPED ZOO MONKEY. 143 00:06:10,353 --> 00:06:12,443 WITNESSES SAY THE BABY GORILLA APPARENTLY VANISHED 144 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,609 RIGHT AFTER THIS FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN. 145 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,538 GORILLA, MY LEDERHOSEN. 146 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:22,013 THAT BABY IS A SASQUATCH AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT. 147 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,345 WELL, THAT WAS JUST THE RIGHT SHOT 148 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,491 OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT TRIXIE AND I NEEDED. 149 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,517 RIGHT, BABY? 150 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,391 WHATEVER. 151 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,259 MOM, WE GOT TO GET TO THE STORE FOR DAD'S EGGNOG. 152 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,228 YOUR DAD? THE COLONEL'S HOME? 153 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,227 HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 154 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,459 YOUR FATHER JUST CAN'T MAKE IT. 155 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,903 HE'LL BE HERE FOR NEW YEAR'S. I PROMISE. 156 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:43,169 BUT IT'S JUST NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT DAD. 157 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,500 HANK AND THE OTHER PILOTS ARE STILL STUCK IN GREENLAND, 158 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,566 UNLESS THEY CAN DE-ICE HIS PLANE BY TONIGHT. 159 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,335 HO HO! SHALOM! 160 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,414 HAPPY KWANZAA, CHRISTMAS, 161 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:54,312 HANUKKAH. AND BLANASTAVIA FIG HARVEST! 162 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:57,054 SPUD, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 163 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,550 FESTIVE, IS IT NOT? 164 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,252 BETWEEN ALL MY COUSINS, AUNTS, AND UNCLES, 165 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,724 I GOT RELATIVES OBSERVING EVERY MAJOR HOLIDAY. 166 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:07,433 TRANSLATION--MORE GIFTS AND SNACKALICIOUS TREATS FOR MOI. 167 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,358 WHO'S HUNGRY? 168 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,302 I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE COINS, 169 00:07:11,296 --> 00:07:13,226 FIGGY PUDDING, AND NANA SPUDINSKI'S FAMOUS FRUITCAKE. 170 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,373 THAT FRUITCAKE LOOKS LIKE A FOOTBALL. 171 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,669 TASTES LIKE ONE, TOO. 172 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,070 THE HOLIDAYS RULE. 173 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:21,011 NOW, LET'S GO A-CAROLING. 174 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,582 ¶ WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS ¶ 175 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:29,549 ¶ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ¶ 176 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,120 WELL DONE. 177 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,018 WELL DONE. 178 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,619 FESTIVE YET MELANCHOLY. 179 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,450 YEAH! WE ROCK. 180 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,586 I SMELL AN ENCORE. 181 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,341 NO! 182 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:43,093 I MEAN, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO BEFORE YOU CATCH MY COLD. 183 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,916 ACHOO! 184 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,740 JAKE, I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU. 185 00:07:46,744 --> 00:07:48,574 POPS, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO CAROL OUTSIDE 186 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,999 WHILE WE HELP GRAMPS GET BACK TO BED? 187 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,174 GOOD CALL, SON. 188 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,442 HEY, BUT DON'T DILLY DALLY, OK? 189 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:57,140 THE TRADITION TRAIN IS PULLING OUT OF THE STATION. 190 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,614 CHUGA CHUGA WHOO WHOO! 191 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,583 A SASQUATCH IN NEW YORK? 192 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,932 HOW? 193 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:04,282 SASQUATCHS ARE PEACEFUL BY NATURE, 194 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,374 BUT THEY'LL TEAR THIS CITY APART 195 00:08:06,369 --> 00:08:08,449 IF THEY THINK IT WILL HELP THEM FIND THEIR LOST BABY. 196 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,385 DON'T SWEAT IT, G. 197 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,719 I'LL FIND THE LITTLE GUY. 198 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,714 ACCORDING TO THE SNOW SPRITES, 199 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,689 THE BABY'S TRACKS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AROUND THE MALL. 200 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,595 YOU MUST RETURN IT TO ITS TRIBE 201 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,357 IF WE HOPE TO AVOID A DISASTER. 202 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,325 ACHOO! 203 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,633 TIME TO HEAVE HO, HO HO HOERS. 204 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,335 HEY, POP, YOU MIND IF WE WRAP UP THE CAROLING 205 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,068 AND HIT THE MALL INSTEAD? 206 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,773 THE MALL? 207 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,474 WHY, JAKE, IT IS LIKE YOU UNWRAPPED MY BRAIN 208 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,576 AND SAW MY MIND. 209 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,307 THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I MEANT. 210 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,283 [CLICK] 211 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,181 HEY, JAKE! 212 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,082 WHY DON'T YOU ASK SANTA FOR SOME DIAPERS? 213 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,245 HA HA HA HA! 214 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,903 OH, MAN. 215 00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:44,555 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE, MRS. SASQUATCH! 216 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,508 [BELCH] 217 00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:48,459 YOUR SPECIAL CLOAKING POWERS ARE NO MATCH 218 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:52,802 AGAINST THE WITS OF A TRAINED MYTHO-BIOLOGIST. 219 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,299 HMM. 220 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:57,471 THE BEAST IS CLOSE. 221 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,640 TIME TO LURE HIM OUT WITH THE SPECIAL SASQUATCH MATING CALL. 222 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:01,871 [BLASTING] 223 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,955 [SPEAKS GERMAN] 224 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,039 GET THEM OFF! OH, GET THEM OFF! 225 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,484 OFF! OFF! OFF! 226 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,219 [EATING] 227 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,152 OH, COME ON, JAKE. 228 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,093 DON'T BE SHY. 229 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,517 TELL SANTA WHAT YOU WANT. 230 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,092 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? 231 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,090 TO GET AWAY FROM MY WACKED FAMILY 232 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,092 AND THEIR STUPID TRADITIONS! 233 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,534 [SQUEAK] 234 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,229 HUH? 235 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:31,539 OH, SO YOU'RE JUST TOO COOLIE COOL FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY. 236 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,598 RIGHT, JAKE? 237 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,536 DAD, LOOK. 238 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,070 I WANT YOU TO DECIDE 239 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,455 RIGHT NOW, MR. COOLIE PANTS. 240 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:37,839 HOW DO YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE? 241 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,004 HONORING OUR TRADITIONS 242 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,161 AND CREATING SPECIAL FAMILY MOMENTS 243 00:09:42,158 --> 00:09:44,308 OR CRUNKING THE NIGHT AWAY AT SOME HIPPY HOPPY BLOCK PARTY? 244 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,578 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, MISTER? 245 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,086 [KNOCKING] 246 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,487 [SQUEAKING] 247 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,318 LOOK! 248 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,091 SORRY, DAD. 249 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,763 I GOT TO GO. 250 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:59,162 WELL, THAT SURE DIDN'T GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 251 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,496 JAKE, YOU AIN'T HAVE TO GO OFF ON POPPA DOG LIKE THAT. 252 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,142 AT LEAST YOUR DAD'S AROUND FOR CHRISTMAS. 253 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,808 THAT IS SO NOT THE SPIRIT 254 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,537 OF THE BLANASTAVIAN FIG HARVEST. 255 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,513 YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. 256 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,481 EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME STUPID-- 257 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,250 HOLD UP. 258 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,316 OK. 259 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,248 HE'S ALL OURS. 260 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,194 JUST KEEP IT SLOW AND CALM AND WE GOT HIM. 261 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,728 YOU ARE MINE NOW, SASQUATCH. 262 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,288 HEY! 263 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,456 I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A SASQUATCH ON TV. 264 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,126 [SCREAMS] 265 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,204 THERE IT GOES! 266 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,402 WAIT! OH! 267 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,704 OH! 268 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,265 OH, MAN. 269 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,508 OH, YOU'RE BACK. 270 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,553 WELL, LET ME CATCH YOU UP. 271 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,415 THROUGH THE GIFT OF SONG. 272 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,717 ¶ OH, BABY SASQUATCH IS RUNNING ¶ 273 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,986 ¶ THE HUNTS YAHOOS ARE CHASING ¶ 274 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,256 ¶ OH, OH ¶ 275 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:12,495 ¶ BUT RATWOOD'S TRACKING IS SOMEWHAT LESS THAN AMAZING ¶ 276 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,610 ¶ JAKE'S CREW IS ON THE HUNT ¶ 277 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:19,479 ¶ BUT THEY'RE LOSING THE TRAIL AND ¶ 278 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,479 [COUGHING, MUMBLING] 279 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:23,682 [GRUNTS] 280 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,254 SWEET SANTA'S DREIDEL! 281 00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,590 THE TRACKS JUST DISAPPEARED. 282 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,168 GUESS I WON'T BE THE ONLY ONE 283 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,762 NOT SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS WITH THEIR POPS. 284 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,858 CHEER UP, TRIX. HAVE A CHOCOLATE COIN. 285 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,230 MM-MMM. IT PUTS THE CHOCOLATE IN CHANUKAH. 286 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,531 [GRUNTS] 287 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,233 IT'S BABY! 288 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,241 IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 289 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,732 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] 290 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,207 MAN, AND I THOUGHT JINGLE BELLS BARNYARD WAS ANNOYING. 291 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,414 OH, DID YOU NOW? 292 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,505 DAD! MOM! 293 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,546 HALEY! 294 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,580 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 295 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,795 WE'RE BUYING BRITTLE 296 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,022 TO LEAVE ON THE ROOF FOR SANTA'S REINDEER. 297 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,971 WELL, IT'S A CHRISTMAS TRADITION, 298 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,922 BUT I GUESS YOU WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WACK. 299 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,385 RIGHT, SON? HONEY. 300 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,863 MAYBE JAKE CAME HERE TO APOLOGIZE FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS. 301 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:10,663 ME? 302 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,984 LOOK, I AM SORRY. 303 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,302 I WAS JUST TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON THE LAMENESS FACTOR. 304 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,602 THAT'S ALL. I REALLY-- 305 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,243 GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF ME! 306 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,009 REALLY GOT TO GO. 307 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,606 EAR OF THE DRAGON. 308 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,579 NO! WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN. 309 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,624 YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOU WERE SPREADING RAW MEAT 310 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,289 ALL OVER THE SECOND FLOOR? 311 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,457 I THOUGHT IT WAS TINSEL? 312 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,611 GUYS, SPREAD OUT. 313 00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,429 HE'S SOMEWHERE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. 314 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,503 AAAH! 315 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,028 [CRASH] 316 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,536 I THINK I JUST FOUND RATWOOD'S BAIT. 317 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,120 YUCK! 318 00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:56,714 AND I JUST FOUND THE BABY. 319 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,640 HAIRY WHITE ONE ON THE RIGHT. 320 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,648 I WANT THE HAIRY WHITE ONE! 321 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,750 IT'S MY TOY! 322 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:05,951 MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE! 323 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,452 HEY, LOOK! HE'S GETTING AWAY! 324 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,585 SO IF WE CAN'T GET THE SASQUATCH 325 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,720 FOR THE HUNTSMAN'S PRESENT, 326 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,686 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 327 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,893 BETTY BUNSEN BROWNIE BURNER OR... 328 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,326 POTATO PATCH BUDDY? 329 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,500 OH, THE BETTY BUNSEN. 330 00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,498 NO CONTEST. 331 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,599 [SCREAMING] 332 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,456 OH! 333 00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:28,606 CHECK IT OUT! THE SASQUATCH. 334 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,058 NOW WHAT? 335 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,509 HOLD UP A SECOND. LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. 336 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,601 IF YOU WERE A SCARED LITTLE BABY, 337 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:35,676 YOU'D BE LOOKING FOR A SHELTER THAT FELT LIKE HOME. RIGHT? 338 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,952 SO, WHERE DO SASQUATCHES LIVE? 339 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:38,981 HMM. 340 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,845 SASQACHUAN? 341 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,424 [RIM SHOT] 342 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,562 THANK YOU. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. 343 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,988 THEY LIVE IN THE TREES. 344 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,862 WE HAVE TO GO POKE AROUND EVERY TREE IN CENTRAL PARK? 345 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,092 HE'S A BIGFOOT, JAKE. 346 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,726 THE TREES IN CENTRAL PARK ARE WAY TOO SMALL. 347 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,702 HE'D WANT TO LIVE IN SOMETHING... 348 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,532 BIGGER. 349 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,496 TRIX, YOU'RE A GENIUS. 350 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,465 COME ON. 351 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,613 [CHEERING] 352 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,638 Crowd: AND 5, 4... 353 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,643 WE'RE TOO LATE. LOOK! 354 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,624 Crowd: 3, 2, 1! 355 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,458 [SCREAMING] 356 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,594 [SCREAMING] 357 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,433 NO! 358 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,758 YEE-HAW! 359 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,663 GOTCHA! 360 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,066 [GURGLES] 361 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,248 [SCREECHING] 362 00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:32,443 NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A WICKED, SWEET RIDE. 363 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,909 YEAH. OLD SANTY CLAUS HOOKED US UP REAL GOOD. 364 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,040 2 HUNTS LOSERS ARE A LOT EASIER 365 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,675 TO CATCH THAN ONE BABY SASQUATCH. 366 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,980 BELIEVE ME, IT COULD BE WORSE. 367 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,653 [ROARING] 368 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,581 [SCREAMING] 369 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,646 SWEET MOTHER OF LaMANCHA. 370 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,455 YOU WERE RIGHT. 371 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,617 AW, MAN. 372 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,029 [GROWLING] 373 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,472 DRAGON UP. 374 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,771 HANG TIGHT, GUYS. 375 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,399 LET ME TALK TO 'EM. 376 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,874 [GRUNTS] 377 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:07,572 DRAGON? 378 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,674 AAH! 379 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,906 Jake: YO! 380 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,052 HEY, AIRBALLS! 381 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,077 All: HUH? 382 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,111 WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOUR LITTLE GUY, 383 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,145 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CHILL 384 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,650 ON THE SMASH AND CRASH. YOU FEEL ME? 385 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:20,723 [GRUNTING] 386 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,450 [GROWLING] 387 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,855 HUH? 388 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,657 WHOA! 389 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,589 UH, JAKIE, THEY AIN'T FEELING YOU. 390 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,655 [GROWLING] 391 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,703 OK. SO LET'S HEAR OUR OTHER OPTIONS. 392 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,668 WELL, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH OF MY NANA'S FRUITCAKE TO GO AROUND, 393 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,468 SO I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED. 394 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,906 SPUD ON ICE. 395 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,153 WAZZA! 396 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,148 AND JAZZ HANDS. 397 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,080 [GROWLING] 398 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,624 OUCH! TOUGH CROWD. 399 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,443 [GRUNTING] 400 00:15:59,442 --> 00:16:02,262 WOULD YOU MIND CONTROLLING THAT LITTLE HAIR TORNADO BACK THERE? 401 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,702 ME? MAN, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR-- 402 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,898 GET YOUR SORRY-- 403 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,029 DRAGONS! 404 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,174 OH, LET'S SEE HOW HE LIKES THESE CHRISTMAS GOODIES. 405 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,640 TAKE THAT AND THAT 406 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,169 AND A LITTLE BIT OF THAT THERE! 407 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,605 [BEEP] WHAT THE-- 408 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,579 WE GOT US A CHRISTMAS TWO-FER. 409 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,808 THE HUNTSMAN'S GONNA-- 410 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,784 [SCREAMING] 411 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,952 [GRUNTING] 412 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,123 HEY, THE CHINESE NEW YEAR NUMBER 413 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,755 ISN'T UNTIL LATER BUT KEEP DANCING. 414 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,630 THE AUDIENCE WILL NEVER KNOW. 415 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,204 [JINGLE BELLS PLAYING] 416 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,151 OOH! 417 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:47,103 SUDDENLY, I'M REALLY MISSING THAT REINDEER SWEATER. 418 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,941 AAH! 419 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,612 AAH! 420 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,610 AAH! 421 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,706 THAT WAS SOME WORLD-CLASS SKATING. 422 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,945 HOW ARE THEY NOT IMPRESSED BY THAT? 423 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,992 HOLD FAST! 424 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,987 I GOT AN IDEA! 425 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,688 HEY, YO, HAIRBALL. 426 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,520 I'VE GOT YOUR BABY. 427 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,376 [GROWLS] 428 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:12,228 TRIXIE, I THINK THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA. 429 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,632 [GROWLING] 430 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,904 WELL, YOU BETTER COME ON! 431 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,671 YAAH! 432 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,635 [NEIGH] 433 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:30,175 JAKIE, WHATEVER YOU DOIN', YOU BETTER DO IT FASTER. 434 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,990 WE'RE APPROACHING THE RENDEZVOUS POINT. 435 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,089 MAN, SEND US A HELICOPTER 436 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,190 'CAUSE WE JUST GOT US A BIG FOOT. 437 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,191 [GROWLING] 438 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,225 COME ON, JAKIE. 439 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,329 WHERE YOU AT, BOY? 440 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,901 YEE-HAW! 441 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,030 WHOA! THEY DON'T COME ANY CLOSER THAN-- 442 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,596 WHOA! 443 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:53,866 EVERYBODY OK? 444 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,713 [GROWLING] 445 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,638 THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY HAIRY AROUND HERE. 446 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,647 [BEEP] 447 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,715 [CRYING] 448 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,934 [GROWLING] 449 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,604 [BEEP] 450 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,631 [GRUNTS] 451 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,135 UHH! 452 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,237 WHAT HAPPENED? 453 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,698 STUN-RAYED. 454 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,606 CAN'T MOVE. 455 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,738 NOSE ITCHES. 456 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,184 [GROWLING] 457 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,179 OK, THEN. 458 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,910 TIME TO SHOW THESE HOT SCROOGES 459 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,615 WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT. 460 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,647 NANA SPUDINSKI'S FRUITCAKE. 461 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,653 UHH! 462 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,826 [SCREAMING] 463 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,960 [CRYING] 464 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,225 [GROWLING] 465 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,134 TAKE THE BABY! 466 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,136 HUH? 467 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,197 [SCREAMING] 468 00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,174 GOT YA. 469 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,212 [GRUNTING] 470 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,675 [COOING] 471 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,949 [GRUNTING] 472 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,377 HERE YOU GO. 473 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,652 SAFE AND SOUND. 474 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,720 [GRUNTING] 475 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,133 OH, MAN. 476 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,208 THEY'RE COMING BACK, 477 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,303 AND I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF FRUITCAKE. 478 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,127 [COOING] 479 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,674 UH, THANKS. 480 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,274 [COOING] 481 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,450 TRIX, YOU OK? 482 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,750 YEAH. 483 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,082 I'M JUST HAPPY SOMEBODY 484 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,786 GOT TO BE WITH HIS FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS. 485 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,039 HEY! COME ON NOW. 486 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,291 EGGNOG SMOOTHIES ON ME. HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 487 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,734 I HATE EGGNOG. 488 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,388 WHAT? 489 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,186 4 HOURS AGO, 490 00:19:58,186 --> 00:19:59,976 YOU WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT DRINKING EGGNOG WITH YOUR DAD. 491 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,766 I KNOW, BUT I NEVER SAID I LIKED DRINKING IT. 492 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,698 OOH, AND THE SMELL, PLAYA, PLEASE. 493 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,274 BUT MY DADDY LOVES THAT NASTY STUFF, 494 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,442 SO EVERY YEAR, WE MAKE IT TOGETHER. 495 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,211 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF... 496 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,481 FAMILY TRADITION. 497 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:15,779 COME ON, TRIX, LET'S GET YOU HOME. 498 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,122 I GOT TO GO OUT 499 00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,446 AND TAKE CARE OF ONE LAST CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 500 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,351 COULD YOU DRIVE ME OUT FIRST THOUGH, JAKE? 501 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:24,163 I GOT TO MEET MY FOLKS FOR THE HOLIDAY FIG FEAST. 502 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,327 HUH? 503 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,972 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY GIRL. 504 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,168 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 505 00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,499 I GOT STARTED ON THE EGGNOG WITHOUT YOU. 506 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,474 DADDY! 507 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,723 BUT YOUR PLANE. 508 00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,975 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ICED IN AT THE BASE IN GREENLAND. 509 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:45,838 HOW DID YOU... 510 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,075 IT WAS THE STRANGEST THING. 511 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,750 ONE MINUTE, THE PLANE WAS FROZEN. 512 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,508 THE NEXT MINUTE, SOMETHING FLEW OVER THE BASE 513 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,746 AND MELTED ALL THE ICE AWAY. 514 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,991 NOW, I NEVER KNEW SANTA'S REINDEER COULD BREATHE FIRE. 515 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,488 THANKS, JAKIE. 516 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,360 SO, HOW AM I DOING SO FAR? 517 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,564 OH, YEAH. 518 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,502 NOW THAT IS DELICIOUS. 519 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:10,502 YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO PUT THE STAR ON. 520 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,343 SURE, WE DID. 521 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,067 IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION. 522 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,172 SORRY I WAS SUCH A GROUCH YESTERDAY. 523 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,775 AND I'M SORRY IF YOU FEEL 524 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,777 OUR TRADITIONS ARE A LITTLE, 525 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,148 OH, HOW DID YOU PUT IT, WACK? 526 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,208 THEY'RE NOT WACK. 527 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:26,076 OK. MAYBE THEY ARE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 528 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,785 THEY'RE OUR WACK TRADITIONS. 529 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,317 LET'S OPEN PRESENTS. 530 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,743 YAY! 531 00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,160 YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT WOULDN'T HURT 532 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,159 TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT. 533 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,560 HEY! HOW ABOUT WE FIND SOMETHING 534 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,531 OTHER THAN BARNYARD JINGLES TO LISTEN TO? 535 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,501 FOR REAL? 536 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,999 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 537 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,500 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. 538 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,502 [SQUEAKING] 539 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,944 IT'S JUNGLE JINGLE BELLS. 540 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,209 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 541 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,037 OH, MAN! 542 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,344 [GURGLING] 543 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,798 AH! 544 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:58,249 DID I TELL YOU A STORY SWEET AND SAPPY ENOUGH 545 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:02,591 TO PUT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS PANCAKES JUST LIKE EGGNOG. 546 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:03,488 BLAH! 547 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,589 THAT'S VILE. 548 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,020 MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS. 549 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,731 NEW FROM FOO DOG RECORDS. 550 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,999 IT'S THE SASQUATCH FAMILY CROONER'S HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG. 551 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,429 [GROWLING] 552 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,385 THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. 553 00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:19,336 YOU'LL GET ALL YOUR FAVORITES LIKE DECK THE HALLS. 554 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,239 [GROWLING] 555 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:23,971 GOOD KING WENCESLAS. 556 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,836 [GROWLING] 557 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,206 AND, UH, SILENT NIGHT. 558 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,975 [GROWLING] 35935

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