Original subtitles

Jake: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, SPUD?

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS HAPPY

TO HELP YOU OUT.

NO, THANKS, TRIX.

FOR ONCE, I'M GONNA FIND MY OWN DATE FOR THE DANCE.

LONE WOLF'S SPOT IS OFFICIALLY ON THE PROWL.

[HOWLS]

OKAY, SO WHO YOU GONNA HOWL AT?

HMM...I'M NOT SURE WHICH AREA OF THE CAFETERIA

TO TRY FIRST.

THERE'S THE JOCK TABLE.

THE NERD TABLE.

MOTORHEADS.

GOTHS. FREAKS. DELINQUENTS.

GOODY-TWO-SHOES, BANDIES, HIP-HOPPERS...

I GUESS I'LL CAST MY LINE OUT ON THE STREAM HERE.

SEE IF I CAN GET A NIBBLE. AFTERNOON, M'LADY.

NO. HEY, I LOVE THAT...

NO.

HI, MY NAME IS... SAY, DO YOU... NO.

NO. NO. NO.

[SIGHS]

DON'T WORRY, DUDE.

I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF GIRLS WHO WOULD LOVE

TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, TRIXIE'S THE ONE I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

ME NOT ASKING HER TO THE DANCE HAS GOTTA BE

THE BIGGEST TRAGEDY OF HER...

UH,...SPUD?

SURE, THAT SOUNDS GREAT, KYLE.

PICK ME UP AT AROUND 7:00 THEN.

DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? KYLE WILKINS!

I'M GOING TO THE DANCE WITH THE KYLE WILKINS.

KYLE "I'M LIVIN' LIME IN THE SUMMERTIME" WILKINS.

OKAY.

HUMPH, I'M SURE SHE'S CRYING ON THE INSIDE.

SO WHAT ABOUT YOU, JAKEY? WHO YOU GONNA ASK TO THE DANCE?

I...I THINK I JUST MIGHT...YOU KNOW,

GO BY MYSELF.

HUH? YOU, JAKEY?

FLYING SOLO? QUIT PLAYIN', PLAYER.

THERE MUST BE SOMEBODY YOU WANNA GO WITH.

NO, NOT REALLY.

[SCREAMS] KARA...SARA!

CHECK IT. IT'S THOSE FREAKY ORACLE TWINS.

THE ONES THAT SEE INTO THE FUTURE AND ALL OF THAT.

[SCOFFS] SARA HAD A VISION.

HOW BAD ARE WE TALKING HERE?

GO AHEAD, TELL HIM.

I WOULDN'T LET IT RUIN YOUR DAY OR ANYTHING.

IT'S JUST THE HUNTSMEN IS PUTTING TOGETHER

A PLAY THAT WILL MEAN THE TOTAL ANNIHILATION

OF ALL MAGICAL CREATURES.

[GIGGLES] OH, AND...

OOH, YOU'RE GONNA GET A REALLY HUGE ZIT NEXT WEEK.

[GUITAR RIFF]

¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

¶ PEOPLE WE'RE NOT BRAGGING ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES ¶

¶ WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

¶ DRAGON TEETH DRAGON TAIL ¶

¶ BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶

¶ A REAL LIVEWIRE ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ HIS SKILLS ARE GETTING FASTER ¶

¶ WITH GRAND POP MASTER ¶

¶ IT'S DESTINY WHAT'S UP, G ¶

¶ IT'S SHOWTIME BABY FOR THE LEGACY ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

¶ I'M THE MAGICAL PROTECTOR FROM THE N.Y.C. ¶

¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

[GONG RINGS]

THE VISION DOESN'T HAVE MANY SPECIFICS.

I SEE A CIRCLE OF SKULLS,

MAGICAL CREATURES CRYING IN AGONY.

OH, I LOVE THE COLORS IN THIS RUG.

SEE?

IT'S JUST LIKE ROSE TOLD ME IN MY DREAM.

THE HUNTSCLAN IS UP TO SOMETHING BIG.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, KARA?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE THE HAPPY STUFF.

LET'S SEE...I SEE A VISION...

OF GIRLS FIGHTING OVER SPUD.

REALLY? TELL ME MORE.

OKAY, I SEE YOU GUYS SETTING A TRAP

TO CATCH A MEMBER OF THE HUNTSCLAN...

AND IT WORKS.

WHOOPEE.

CATCH A MEMBER OF THE HUNTSCLAN?

CAN WE DO THAT?

HMM...WELL, I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A LITTLE SOMETHING

THAT MIGHT JUST DO THE TRICK.

YOU KNOW HOW THE HUNTSCLAN CAN TELEPORT FROM PLACE TO PLACE?

WELL, THEORETICALLY, IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE

TO INTERCEPT THEIR TELEPORTATION BEAMS

AND CATCH ONE OF 'EM.

PROBLEM IS, THE BEAMS ARE ENCRYPTED IN A HUNTSCLAN CODE.

DUDE, LET ME PLUG IN.

THE DRAGON COUNCIL HAS BEEN WORKING

FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS TO BREAK THE CODE.

IT MAY BE IMPOSSIBLE TO... YEAH, I'M IN.

GUH?

IT'S A MIRROR ENCRYPTION PATTERN.

KINDA TRICKY, BUT I FOUND A BACK DOOR

SOMEONE FORGOT TO SHUT.

YES, BUD. YOU ROCK!

KID, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

HOLD ON, I'M LOCKING ON TO SOMETHING.

[CAT MEOWS]

AWWW, LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE...

[ALL SCREAM]

HEY!

UH, WAIT, THAT WAS A TYPO.

UH, SPUD?

[GRUNTS]

HEY, POTATO BOY, DO YOU MIND PAIN?

OKAY, THIS IS IT.

DEFINITELY A HUNTSCLAN TELEPORTATION SIGNAL.

[CAT SCREAMS]

[ELECTRICAL SHOCKS]

PREPARE FOR BATTLE, YOUNG DRAGON.

[BOTH COUGH]

89, ARE WE HERE?

MUST BE, 88.

DUDE, I AM SO WICKED PSYCHED TO SLAY MY FIRST DRAGON.

Number 88: I HEARD THAT.

FIRST DRAGON I'M RUN INTO, I'M GONNA BE LIKE,

YO, WHAT'S UP, FOOL?

AND THEN HE'S GONNA BE LIKE,

NO, SPARE ME, MIGHTY NUMBER 88.

THEN I'M GONNA BE LIKE,

[KARATE YELLS]

YOU IN THERE, SUCKER?

HE'S GONNA BE LIKE...HUH?

[BOTH GROWL]

DRA...DRA...

DRAGONS!

AHH! MOMMA! MOMMA!

[RECORD SCRATCH]

I DON'T GET IT. WHO ARE THESE CLOWNS?

THEY APPEAR TO BE HUNTSCLAN TRAINEES.

BEGINNER LEVEL STUDENTS.

THEIR TELEPORTATION BEAM WAS GONNA TAKE THEM HERE.

A SECRET HUNTSCLAN TRAINING FACILITY UPSTATE?

LOTS OF PARKING. NICE.

THERE'S ALSO A CENTRAL MAINFRAME COMPUTER.

BUT I CAN ONLY ACCESS IT THERE AT THE SOURCE.

GETTING TO THAT COMPUTER MAY BE OUR ONE CHANCE

TO UNCOVER THE HUNTSMENS' PLOT.

BUT IT WILL INVOLVE SOME DANGEROUS UNDERCOVER WORK.

THIS OUGHTA PUT YOU RIGHT BACK

INTO THE SAME TRANSPORTER BEAM PATH.

GET THE INFORMATION, AND GET OUT QUICKLY.

I WISH YOU BOTH LUCK.

LISTEN SPUD,

IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS, AND YOU DON'T COME BACK,

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING...ABOUT THE DANCE.

SURE, TRIX.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW...

I'M GOING WITH KYLE WILKINS!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE REALNESS RIGHT NOW?

OKAY, I JUST CAN NOT SAY THAT ENOUGH TIMES!

¶ KYLE WILKINS KYLE WILKINS ¶

OH, MY GOODNESS.

OKAY, KIDS, IT'S BLASTOFF TIME.

UH, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?

ABSOLUTELY,

UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE WEARING ALUMINUM UNDERWEAR.

HMM?

[ELECTRONIC WHIR]

NUMBERS 88 AND 89!

YOU MAGGOTS ARE TWO HOURS LATE!

NOW RUN. RUN!

A WAY FOR THE PRIMARY MISSION AND OBJECTIVE

OF THE HUNTSCLAN NOW!

Both: TO RID THE EARTH OF ALL MAGICAL CREATURES!

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BUZZING]

[BOTH GROANING]

WELCOME TO THE HUNTSCLAN ACADEMY.

YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS!

[RECORD SCRATCH]

DRAGONS CAN OFTEN BE TRACKED FROM THE PUTRID STENCH

THAT COMES FROM UNDER THEIR WINGS.

YUP, TOTALLY, I KNOW.

NOT TO MENTION THEIR FUNNY HAIRCUTS.

SPUD, SHUT IT. YOU THERE!

NUMBER 88, FRONT AND CENTER! I NEED A DRAGON.

A DRAGON? WHAT? NO, NO!

I'M NOT A DRAGON, NO WAY.

I HATE DRAGONS. UGH.

I NEED YOU TO PLAY THE PART OF A DRAGON

FOR A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.

[LAUGHS] RIGHT, NO PROBLEM.

I'LL JUST, YOU KNOW, PRETEND TO BE A DRAGON.

SINCE, I'M DEFINITELY NOT...

A DRAGON.

CLASS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE A DEMONSTRATION

FROM MY ASSISTANT.

SOMEONE WHO HAS FACED DRAGONS BEFORE.

HUNTSGIRL!

ROSE? FIRST LESSON.

WHOA! [GRUNTS]

NEVER LET DOWN YOUR GUARD.

DRAGONS ARE HEAVILY ARMORED ALONG THE HEAD AND BACK.

YOU WANNA GO FOR THEIR SOFT UNDERBELLIES.

UH, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT'S ALL MUSCLE DOWN THERE, BABY.

DRAGONS HAVE ANOTHER WEAK SPOT.

OH, OH, I KNOW. I KNOW. BEHIND THE LEFT EAR, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SUCH BABIES

WHEN YOU FLICK 'EM BEHIND THE EAR

AT THE STATE PARK SNACK BAR,

'CAUSE THEY'RE TAKING FOREVER

TRYING TO DECIDE BETWEEN CHILI FRIES AND...

AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I'VE READ ABOUT IN BOOKS AND STUFF.

CORRECT, NUMBER 89.

A DIRECT HIT BEHIND THE LEFT EAR

WILL RESULT IN A CLEAN SLAYING.

AND ONE LAST THING.

NEVER SHOW A DRAGON MERCY, EVER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, ROSE IS HERE.

YEAH, AND SHE'S ALSO TEACHING A CLASS

ON HOW TO CARVE UP DRAGONS LIKE THANKSGIVING TURKEYS.

WE CAN'T TRUST HER, DUDE.

ROSE HAD A CHANCE TO SLAY ME ONCE.

SHE LET ME GO.

WE'RE NOT HERE TO DO THE WHOLE DOOMED LOVE CONNECTION THING,

WE'RE HERE TO UNCOVER THE BAD GUY'S MASTER PLAN, REMEMBER?

YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. COME ON, LET'S DO THIS.

[RECORD SCRATCH]

Spud: THERE.

THAT'S WHERE I NEED TO PLUG IN TO ACCESS THE MAINFRAME.

THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH GUARDS.

WE 'RE GONNA HAVE TO... HIYA!

[GRUNTS]

OH, HEY, ROSE.

WHAT'S UP?

JAKE?

ROSE, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, YOU KNOW? FROM MY DREAM.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME AFTER ME, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

CAN YOU TELL US WHAT THE HUNTSMAN IS PLANNING?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY SENT ME BACK HERE FOR MESSING UP IN THE FIELD.

THEY DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ANYMORE.

THEN WE NEED TO ACCESS THE COMPUTER IN THAT ROOM.

IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY WE CAN FIND OUT.

THE NOISE CAME FROM THIS DIRECTION.

WE HAVE TO GET YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM, NOW.

HEY, ROSE. NICE TO SEE YOU...

[YELLS]

WHOA!

BED CHECK, MAGGOTS!

NUMBERS 89! 88!

I CAN HELP YOU GET TO THE COMPUTER.

ROSE, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I WON'T JUST LEAVE YOU HERE.

I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO.

I TOLD YOU IN THE DREAM, JAKE.

YOU CAN'T SAVE ME.

[VIDEO GAMES BEEPING]

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T TREAT US LIKE THIS.

IT'S LIKE TOTALLY BARBARIC.

88, clearing throat: EXCUSE ME, I'M EMPTY AGAIN.

AND I DEMAND A TWIST OF LEMON THIS TIME.

I WIN. HEY, HEY, NO FAIR,

I WAS JUST GETTING A REFILL.

THAT IS AN AUTOMATIC TIME OUT.

TOUGH TURKEY.

YOU HAVE TO CALL THE SODA FREEZE.

THAT AIN'T HOW. YOU JUST MADE THAT UP.

UH-HUH. UH-UH.

ENOUGH!

LOOK, I GOTTA UNLOAD SOME CARGO OVER HERE.

AND I BETTER NOT HEAR A PEEP OUT OF EITHER OF YOU,

WHEN I GET BACK.

UH-HUH. UH-UH.

[BEEP]

[BOTH GASP]

[SLURPING]

YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THESE BURGERS ARE MADE OUT OF UNICORN, DO YOU?

MMMM.

CHECK IT OUT.

THE CAFETERIA BREAKS DOWN JUST LIKE AT OUR SCHOOL.

Jake: HUNTSCLAN JOCKS.

HUNTSCLAN NERDS.

HUNTSCLAN MOTORHEADS.

AND HUNTSCLAN HOTTIES TOO.

[HOWLS]

HEY, 89, UM...

YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT DRAGONS.

UH, WELL, YEAH, BABE, SURE.

WILL YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY TUTOR ME, MAYBE?

BACK OFF!

NUMBER 89 IS TUTORING ME.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

OH, DID YOU GUYS STUDY FOR THE LAB TEST IN DRAGON SLAYING TODAY?

LAB TEST?

YOU WILL HAVE 30 MINUTES TO MIX TOGETHER A VENOM

THAT IS LETHAL TO DRAGONS.

BEGIN!

HMMM...

WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT THIS DOES.

[COUGHING AND GRUNTING]

NUMBER 88 AND 89,

IN ADDITION TO DESTROYING THE CLASS,

YOU HAVE FAILED THE LAB TEST.

THIS MIXTURE WOULD NOT BE LETHAL TO A DRAGON,

IT WOULD ONLY GIVE THE TEMPORARY APPEARANCE OF DEATH.

YOU WILL BOTH BE PUNISHED.

YEAH, I'M USED TO THAT.

SO WHAT DO YOU ALL HAVE AROUND HERE?

DETENTION? DEMERITS? WHAT?

[LOUD WOOSH]

DUDE, WHAT DID HE SAY WE'RE BEING THROWN TO?

A CRACKEN.

A CRACK IN WHAT?

[LOUD BOOM]

I THINK IT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE...

[ROARING]

SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

[CHEERING]

HEY! OW!

[GRUNTS]

[CHEERING]

[ROARS]

RUN! AAAH!

[ROARS]

I GUESS WE SHOULD'VE STUDIED.

SPUD, LOOK OUT!

[BOTH GRUNT]

JAKE, KEEP MOVING.

WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE IN HERE.

Jake: I CAN'T USE ANY OF MY DRAGON POWERS.

EVERYONE WILL SEE.

NOT FOR LONG. TRUST ME.

[ROARING]

RUN, SPUD! COME ON!

[GENERATOR WHIRS DOWN]

Jake: EYE OF THE DRAGON.

Jake: ALL RIGHT, JAKE, THINK.

Girl: WHAT'S GOING ON? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

[CRACKEN ROARS]

Jake: TIME TO TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, YA-HEY!

[LOUD BOOMS]

[ALL GASP]

[WHIMPERING]

HUH?

HE IS THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN THE SCHOOL.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHS] I RULE!

[RECORD SCRATCH]

SEE SPUD, I TOLD YOU ROSE WAS LEGIT.

SHE TOTALLY HAD OUR BACKS.

89? HI.

I WAS WONDERING,

DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I...I, UM...

NO, NUMBER 89 SHALL BE MY DATE.

[SNIFFS] I SMELL WEAKNESS IN YOU.

YOU SHALL BATHE IN THE STENCH OF YOUR OWN PATHETIC DEFEAT.

[BOTH GRUNT]

I WANT NUMBER 89!

I SHALL BRING HIM AS MY OWN!

UH, SPUD, SHOULDN'T WE BE BREAKING THIS UP OR SOMETHING?

PROBABLY.

BUT WHEN IS THIS EVER GONNA HAPPEN TO ME AGAIN?

GO, LADIES!

Spud: FIGHT FOR THE TROPHY THAT IS ME!

RO...I MEAN, HUNTSGIRL.

NUMBER 88, DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT?

YES. I MEAN, NO.

I MEAN, LET'S GO. YOU AND ME.

WE'LL GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR, SHAKE OUR...

LISTEN, THE DANCE HALL IS LOCATED

RIGHT ABOVE THE COMPUTER VAULT.

TONIGHT COULD BE OUR ONLY CHANCE TO ACCESS IT, UNDERSTAND?

OH, RIGHT, GOT IT.

YEAH, BUT...

BUT AFTER WE GET THE COMPUTER FILES,

I THINK YOU BETTER... I WANT YOU TO COME WITH US.

JAKE, THEY WOULD FIND ME.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY I'LL EVER GRADUATE FROM THIS PLACE.

NAME IT, WHATEVER IT IS, WE CAN...

I HAVE TO SLAY A DRAGON.

[TOILET FLUSHING]

Fu Dog: WHOO! I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE THE FAN ON IN THERE.

OH, NO. WE GOT PROBLEMS!

¶ [REGGAE MUSIC]

GET READY. WHAT?

YOU GOT SOMETHING IN MIND FOR THE DISTRACTION?

IT WON'T BE HARD.

THIS IS A SCHOOL, JUST LIKE ANY OTHER.

[WHISPERS]

[GASPS]

[WHISPERS]

[WHISPERING CONTINUNES]

[RECORD SCRATCH]

YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT ME?

[PUNCHING AND KICKING]

GIRLS, BREAK IT UP. WHOA!

NICELY DONE.

WE WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

SPUD, COME ON.

BUT THE FIGHTING...

AND THE PRETTY EVIL GIRLS, AND THE...WHOA!

Spud: DOWNLOADING... DOWNLOADING...YES!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WE GOT IT.

Rose: YOU'VE GOTTA GET THAT INFORMATION BACK TO NEW YORK.

HEAD FOR THE TELEPORTATION PLATFORM.

SPUD, WAIT. HUH?

WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER.

BUT, JAKE.

YO, HUNTSMAN, THAT'S HIM.

[BOTH GASP]

THAT STUDENT IS AN IMPOSTER.

SEIZE HIM!

WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE? NUMBER 89.

[HUMMING]

[TEARING]

LOOK, THERE'S THE OTHER IMPOSTER!

SEIZE HIM!

WHAT?

[WHISTLES]

WHOA! [GRUNTS]

LET'S EXPOSE YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, SHALL WE?

DRAGON UP!

IT'S A DRAGON!

[GRUNTS]

DRA...DRA... DRAGON!

AAAH! MOMMA! MOMMA!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SEIZE HIM!

[GROANS]

HUNTSGIRL.

YES, MASTER.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ONE LAST CHANCE

TO REJOIN ME BACK IN THE FIELD?

I...OF COURSE, MASTER.

TOMORROW AT DAWN.

YOU AND THIS DRAGON WILL FIGHT...

TO THE FINISH.

[KEYS JINGLE]

I'M GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE.

LOOK, IF I'M GONE IN THE MORNING,

THEY'RE GONNA BLAME YOU.

I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

YOU HAVE TO SLAY ME.

JAKE... LISTEN TO ME.

AT DAWN THE TWO OF US ARE GOING INTO THAT ARENA,

ONLY ONE OF US IS COMING OUT.

DON'T.

YOU'LL GET REINSTATED WITH THE HUNTSMEN,

AND GO BACK TO NEW YORK.

YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT HE'S PLANNING AND STOP HIM.

THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY.

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

ANY LAST REQUESTS?

JUST ONE.

[ELECTRIC WHIR]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

MOVE IT! WATCH IT! COMING THROUGH!

AND NOW, WE SHALL ALL BEAR WITNESS

AS HUNTSGIRL AND THIS DRAGON FIGHT TO THE FINISH!

BEGIN!

[BUZZER]

HIYA!

[GRUNTING]

HIYA!

[GROANS]

JAKE!

UH, I MEAN CAKE IS WHAT I'LL EAT

TO CELEBRATE THE SLAYING OF THIS DRAGON.

HUNTSGIRL, WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR?

FINISH HIM!

HIYA!

BEHIND THE LEFT EAR?

NO!

THIS DRAGON IS SLAIN!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW WHAT, DRAGON? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

DUDE, I WOULD'VE TAKEN THAT DRAGON DOWN

IN HALF THE TIME.

WELCOME BACK, HUNTSGIRL.

[DOOR SLIDES]

YOU DID THIS, YOU EVIL, TWO-FACED, DRAGON-SLAYING,

NINJA, SHE-WITCH!

SPUD, REMEMBER THE LAB TEST YOU AND JAKE FAILED?

THE DRAGON SLAYING POTION YOU MADE?

YEAH, OURS DIDN'T WORK.

THE TEACHER SAID THAT IT WOULD ONLY GIVE A DRAGON

THE TEMPORARY APPEARANCE OF DEATH.

BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD POSSIBLY

HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT'S GOING ON NOW.

OH, WAIT. THAT'S RIGHT.

IT WAS JAKE'S IDEA.

HE HAD ME WHIP UP ANOTHER VIAL OF THE POTION

AND PLANT IT IN THE DOME BEFORE OUR BATTLE.

Rose: WE PRETENDED TO FIGHT LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO FIND IT.

Spud: NO WAY!

I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU AN EVIL, TWO-FACED, DRAGON-SLAYING,

NINJA, SHE-WITCH.

THAT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW...

THAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD.

ACTUALLY, THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD

WAS A MONKEY RIDING A UNICYCLE.

AND THEN TACOS, AND...

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

[ELECTRIC WHIR]

[DEEP INHALE]

DID THE POTION WORK?

OR, I MEAN... DID IT NOT WORK?

JAKE! WELCOME BACK, BUDDY!

PHEW! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE BAD AT SCHOOLWORK.

COME ON, TIME TO GET YOU GUYS OUT OF HERE.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

Jake: BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HUNTSMEN'S PLAN IS.

Rose: THERE ISN'T TIME.

I'M STARTING THE TELEPORTATION SEQUENCE.

ROSE, WHEN WILL I SEE YOU...

[LASERS FIRING]

[SLOW HIP-HOP]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS OVER HERE?

KYLE WILKINS AND ALL THAT.

[GASPS]

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU LADIES WOULD HAVE ANY INTEREST

IN HAVING A GIANT KUNG FU BATTLE

OVER ME, WOULD YOU?

[SPLASHING] YUP, JUST THOUGHT I'D CHECK.

HEY, STRANGER, CARE TO DANCE?

ROSE!

SO YOU'RE BACK! BACK IN SCHOOL!

BACK WITH THE HUNTSMEN?

I'LL DO ANYTHING I CAN TO HELP YOU STOP THEM.

AWESOME!

IT'LL BE ME AND YOU FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE.

WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD BY DAY, AND BY NIGHT...

THE HUNTSMEN WILL BE WATCHING ME.

WE CAN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER TOO MUCH

OR WE'LL BOTH BE IN DANGER.

THANK YOU JAKE, FOR EVERYTHING.

HEY, ROSE. TIME FOR YOU TO TRADE UP.

AND SHAKE IT WITH THE BRADSTER.

OW!

OH, MAN.

Number 89: OKAY, SO ACCORDING TO ROSE,

THOSE TWO HUNTSCHUMPS WERE SO CONFUSED WHEN THEY ESCAPED,

THEY CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE GRAMP'S SHOP IS.

LAST SHE HEARD, THEY WERE LOOKING ON CONEY ISLAND.

SHE HASN'T HEARD FROM THEM SINCE.

Announcer: BEHOLD! THE LATEST ADDITIONS

TO THE CONEY ISLAND SIDE SHOW OF FREAKNESS.

NUMBER 88 AND 89!

YOU'RE JUST LUCKY WE'RE BEHIND THESE BARS, MAN.

OTHERWISE...

I'D BE GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW.

I'LL KNOCK YOU ALL OVER THIS PLACE.

I'D BE LIKE, POW, BLAM! [MAKES FIGHT NOISES]