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[BELL RINGS]
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HA HA! DONE!
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TIME.
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ROWLETT'S CLASSTO THE FRONT STEPSIN 17 SECONDS FLAT.
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THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
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WHO GOT THE MAD SKIZZILLS?
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THAT'S RIGHT. UH-HUH!
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IT'S JAKE! SAY WHAT!
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WHOA!
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WATCH IT, DOOF!
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SMOOTH TALKIN'THE HOTTIE SQUADOVER HERE?
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"DEAR JAKE, NOBODYLOVES YOU MORE THANYOUR P-PA--PAR--"
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PARENTS.PARENTS.
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"PARENTS.LOVE, MOM AND DAD."
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AW! ISN'T THAT SWEET?
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DOOFUS' MOMMY AND DADDYWROTED HIM A WUV NOTE
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AND LEFTED ITON HIS SKATEBOARD.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Jake: MAN, MY PARENTSARE SERIOUSLY BUGGIN'.
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CHECK OUTTHESE NOTES, YO.
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"JAKE, AFTER MEALSSWEET AND SAUCY,
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OOH, WOW. THIS ONE'SWRITTEN IN SOME ANCIENTAZTEC LANGUAGE.
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OH. YEAH.
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"HERE'S A TIPFOR OUR PRECIOUS SWEETIE.
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LOOK BOTH WAYS WHEN CROSSINGTHE STREETIE." HA HA.
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THEY HID THESE THINGSALL OVER THE PLACE.
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IN MY LOCKER.IN MY BOOK BAG.IN MY DRAWERS.
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I GOT THE IDEAFROM MEGAMOM MONTHLY,
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ALONG WITH SOME GREATCARDIO-SCULPTING TIPS.
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WE STUCK THEMALL OVER THE PLACE.
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YOU'LL BE DISCOVERINGTHE LITTLE SUCKERS FOR DAYS.
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YEAH. NOBODY LOVES YOUMORE THAN YOUR PARENTS.
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IT'S ALL LOVE AND GRAVYWITH YOUR P's, BABY.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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MORE LIKE LOOKINGTO EMBARRASS ME.
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YEAH, YEAH. WE COMING.
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UH, JAKE?
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I--I THINK IT'S FOR YOU.
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? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?
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? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?
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? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?
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? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?
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? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?
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? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?
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? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?
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? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?
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? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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DRAGON UP!
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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OH, OH, OH.WHOA!
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? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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RICO WINS THE DRAGON.
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? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?
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? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP STREETS ?
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? SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?
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? AMERICAN DRAGON ?
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? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?
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? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?
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? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?
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YA HEARD!
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JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!
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AW, MAN.
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Man: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMINGTO OUR MOUNTAIN VILLAGE.
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SO, TELL US. WHY HAVEYOU SOUGHT THE HELPOF THE AMERICAN DRAGON?
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IT'S OUR BABY BOY HOBIE.
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OHH![GRUNTS]
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AAH!
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WELL, I GUESS HE ISN'TREALLY A BABY ANYMORE.
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HE'S 8 YEARS OLD AND HE'SJUST GONE AND RUN OFF.
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UH, YO, JAKIE,YOUR SHIRT TAG'SSTICKING OUT. OH!
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"START YOUR DAYWITH EGGS AND WAFFLES
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"'CAUSE MISSINGBREAKFAST ISREALLY AWFULS.
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LOVE, MOM AND DAD."
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YEAH, I USED TO TRYTHAT ALL THE TIME.
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I'D GET AS FARAS THE END OF MY LEASHBEFORE--ARGH!
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Grandpa: FU DOG!
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WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HOBIEMIGHT HAVE RUN OFF TO.
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Spud: KEWL!
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WHAT'S SO COOLABOUT A BUNCH OF POSTERS?
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NO, NOT COOL. KEWL.
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THE KING EXTREMEWRESTLING LEAGUE.
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SINCE I WASBUT A WEE LITTLE TOT.
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HOBIE WAS ALWAYSVERY INTERESTED
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HE PRACTICED THOSE WRESTLINGMOVES ALL THE TIME.
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DESPITE OUR SIZE,WE GIANTS AREPEACEFUL CREATURES.
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SO, YOU THINK HOBESLEFT HOME TO BECOMEA PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?
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THAT IS WHAT WE MUST FIND OUT.
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Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT.
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OK. THAT'S KING HAMMER.
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TOO BAD HE DON'TOWN A FASHIONCONSULTANT.
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IN THIS CORNER,YOUR K.E.W.L. CHAMPION,
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THE SLAMMA FROM MONTANA,A SAVAGE BEASTWHO WON'T BE TAMED,
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KODIAK MAC,THE HUMAN GRIZZLY!
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THE NEW SENSATIONTHAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION,
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THE KING OF PIN,
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THE BIGGEST KIDON THE BLOCK,
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HOBIE THE GIANT!
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WHAT? THAT'S MA AND PAGIANT'S BABY BOY?
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MAN, I'D HATE TO BE THE ONECHANGING THAT DIAPER.
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RING THE BELL.
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[BELL DINGS]
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OK. NOW,WATCH CLOSE.
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IT'S LIKEAN INTRICATE--
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[THUD]
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[BELL DINGS]
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WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION.
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I GIVE YOU HOBIE THE GIANT.
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HOORAY!THAT BABY BOY ISABOUT HIS BUSINESS.
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HEY, HOBIE. OVER HERE.CAN I GET A SHOT?
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Jake: NICE MATCH,CHAMP.
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TOO BADYOUR MA AND PA
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COULDN'T BE HERETO WATCH.
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HOW'D YOU GET--WAIT.
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YOU KNOW MY MA AND PA?
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I KNOW THEY WANT YOUBACK HOME.
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I WANT TO WRESTLEAND BE THE CHAMPION AND--
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THIS JERKBUGGING YOU, HOBIE?
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King Hammer: LET ME EXPLAINSOMETHING TO YOU, KID.
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HOBIE DOES WHAT I WANT,SAYS WHAT I WANT. I OWN HOBIE.
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YOU CAN'T OWN SOMEONE.
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THIS ISA FREE COUNTRY, YO!
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THE COUNTRY MIGHT BE FREE, YO,
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AS LONG AS HE'S CHAMPION,HOBIE IS PROPERTY OF K.E.W.L.
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AND HE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE!
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NOW, BEAT IT.
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"FOR DAYS WHEN THINGSGET REALLY SCARY,
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"WEAR 2 PAIRS OF UNDERWEARY.
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LOVE, MOM AND DAD"?!
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AW, AIN'T THAT SWEET.
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HA HA!HA HA!HA HA!
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AW, MAN!
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HMM. IF KING HAMMERNEVER LETS A CHAMP GO,
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WE MUST ENSURE THAT HOBIEDOES NOT REMAIN CHAMPION.
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SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVETO STEP INTO THAT RINGAND TAKE HIM DOWN.
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ANY VOLUNTEERS?
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FORGET IT, GUYS.YOU SEE THIS BODY?
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IT LOOKS GOODIN 3-D.
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AH! BUT YOU WILL NOT BEWRESTLING AS JAKE LONG.
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IN THE RING, YOU WILL BEKNOWN AS DRAGON FIRE.
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SEE, WHILE YOU'REIN DRAGON COSTUME,
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THEN BA DA BING!WE TAKE HIM HOME TO MAAND PA GIANT. HELLO!
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YO! I'M ALL OVER IT.
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DRAGON FIRE ISIN THE HIZZOUSE.
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OK. ALL RIGHT.THE DRAGON GIMMICKCOULD WORK.
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BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNANEED AN OUTFIT OR SOMETHINGFLASHY. SOMETHING LIKE--
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WHAT YOU NEEDIS SOME FASHION BLING.
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SO, STEP BACK AND WATCHMISS TRIXIE DO HER THING.
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? I'M SO HOT ?
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? OH, SO HOT ?
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? I'M ON FIRE ?
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? LOOK AT ME ?
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? I'M SO HOT ?
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? YES! I'M ON FIRE ?
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ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU'RENOT JUST A WRESTLER,
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YOU'RE A WRESTLERWITH MY STYLE.
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POP YOUR COLLAR, BABY.
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Jake: YO, HAMMER!
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WHAT ARE YOUSUPPOSED TO BE?
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OR YOU CAN JUSTSAVE THE TIMEAND CALL ME CHAMP.
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WHAT'S WITHTHE ENTOURAGE?
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I'M DRAGONFIRE'SMANAGER, AL...
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UH, BONDEGAS.
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AND THIS IS, UH,HIS STYLIST,
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THE--THE COUNTESSDIVE DONNA PRIMA.
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OOH, OOH!I LIKE THAT!
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THOUGHT YOU MIGHT,GIRL.
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COSTUME'S PRETTY FAKE,BUT LET'S SEEIF YOU CAN FIGHT.
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BOYS,SEE WHAT HE'S GOT.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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HYAH! HYAH!
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OK, YOU GOTMY ATTENTION.
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BEFORE MY CLIENTSIGNS,
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IF MY CHAPBEATS THAT CHUMPYOU CALL CHAMP,
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YOU CUT HIM LOOSE.
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HE'S OUT OFTHE LEAGUE. COOL?
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SURE, BUT I WOULDN'TWORRY ABOUT THAT.
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HOBIE FLATTENSGUYS YOUR SIZELIKE A STEAMROLLER.
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SIGN HERE.
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HOLD FAST, DUDE!
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I WANT A PIECEOF DRAGONFIRE'SMERCHANDISING RIGHTS,
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PAYABLE INCOLD, HARD CASH.
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HMM. DIVA'SGOT TO EAT, TOO.
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Jake: SO WHEN'SMY FIRST MATCH?
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Hammer: RIGHT NOW.
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EVERYBODY STARTSIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, KID.
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HAVE FUN.
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WH--WH--WHAT?
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YO, HANDS OFF!
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WHOA! HEY!
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PUT ME DOWN! DOH!
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GET UP AND TAKEYOUR BEATIN', BOY.
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AW, MAN!
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STAY BACK, OLD MAN.I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.
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WELL, I MAY BE OLD,BUT...YAH!
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OH! OOF!
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YO, WHO'S THE GEEZER?
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THAT'S THE FLYING WALRUS.
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HE USED TO BETHE GREATEST EVER.
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THAT WAS LIKE30 YEARS AGO.
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DANG! LOOKS LIKEHOMEBOY'S STILL GOT IT.
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YAH! UNH!
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WHO'S THE WALRUS?
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I AM THE WALRUS!
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[GROANS]
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AW...
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[SLURP]
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[GASPS] WALRUS DUDE'SGONNA TAKE A NASTY BITE
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OUT OF JAKE'S BACKSIDE!
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THE DENTURE CLENCHER!WOW!
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I HAVE THIS SUBTLEEASTERN MOTIVATIONALTECHNIQUE
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I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
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DO BETTER!
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MUCH, MUCH BETTER!
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HUH?
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WHOA!
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WHAT IN THUNDER? UNH!
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[MUMBLING]
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Crowd: 1, 2, 3!
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THAT'S RIGHT! AW, YEAH!
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OFFICIAL DRAGONFIREMERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE!
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ALL COUNTESS DIVADONNA PRIMA ORIGINALS.
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[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
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LISTEN, HOBIE,YOU MIND IF WE TALK?
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I'M NOT REALLYA WRESTLER.
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I'M THE AMERICANDRAGON.
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[SCOFFS] NO DUH.
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AND YOU'RE TRYINGTO GET ME TO GO HOME.
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LOOK, WE CAN DO THISTHE EASY WAY,
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OR WE CAN DO THISTHE HARD WAY.
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WHEN I FIGHT YOUIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP,
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JUST GO DOWN.
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THEN I BRING YOU HOMETO YOUR MOM AND PA,
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AND EVERYONE'S HAPPY.
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YEAH, WELL,I WON'T BE HAPPY.
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I WANT TO WRESTLE.
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MA AND PA,THEY JUST DON'T GET IT.
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[SIGHS]
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GUESS IT'S GONNA BETHE HARD WAY.
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Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. BARON VON FISHSLAP!
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[DINGING]
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Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. MOSTROCON!
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[WOLF WHISTLE]
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Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. THE UNDEAD HEAD!
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[SCREAMS]
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Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. GOORILLA!
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YOU HAVE SOMETHINGCAUGHT IN YOUR SLEEVE.
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"WHEN A BEAR'S NEARBY,DON'T ACT SILLY.
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"TO ESCAPE HIM,SIMPLY RUN DOWNHILLY?
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YO, THAT'S IT!I'VE HAD ITFOR REAL THIS TIME!
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HOW TOTALLY WHACKAND USELESS THESE NOTES ARE?
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WELL, IT'S TRUE,YOU KNOW.
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BEARS HAVE STUBBY LEGS,SO THEY'LL TRIP AND FALL
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IF YOU GET THEMRUNNING DOWNHILL.
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KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.
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Y'ALL JUST DON'T GET IT.
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TWEEN ANGST.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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A'IGHT, THIS IS IT, SPUD.
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I PUT EVERY CENT I MADEBACK INTO THE NEW FASHION LINE.
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JAKE WINSTHE CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT,
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AND MAMA TRIXIE'S GONNA BEBLOWING HER NOSE
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BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANTTO GET BOOGERS ON YOUR--
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YO, IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
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WORK WITH ME, SPUDINSKI.
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I'M NOT GOING HOME,
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EVEN IF YOU WIN,
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WHICH YOU TOTALLY WON'T.
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THAT'S BIG TALKFOR A BIG...
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MAN, I REALLY GOTTASTART THINKING THROUGHMY COMEBACKS.
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I LOVE MY MA AND PA,
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GOT MR. HAMMERTAKING CARE OF ME.
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HAMMER'S JUST USING YOU'CAUSE YOU'RE A REAL GIANT.
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IF YOU'D JUST GOBACK TO YOUR VILLAGE
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AND TALK TO YOUR PARENTS,YOU COULD--
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UH, SEE YOU IN THE RING.
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A REAL GIANT?
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WHAT DID HE MEANBY THAT?
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UH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
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BEFORE I CAMETO WRESTLE FOR YOU,
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I USED TO LIVEIN A VILLAGE OF GIANTS.
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AND THERE'S A WHOLEVILLAGE OF GIANTS
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JUST AS BIG AS YOU?
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OH, NO.THEY'RE A LOT BIGGER.
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AND WHERE WAS THISVILLAGE EXACTLY?
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WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPMERCHANDISE OVER HERE!
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DRESS LIKE THE CHAMP.
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Man: HE AIN'TTHE CHAMP YET!
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MAN, DRAGONFIREOWNS THAT BELT!
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Y'ALL JUST AIN'THIP TO THE TRUTH YET.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Hammer:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IT'S TIME TO GET COOL!
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IN THE RED AND YELLOWTRUNKS,
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TONIGHT'S CHALLENGER--
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THE SQUIRE OF FIRE,
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THE TALL BALL OF BRAWL,
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THE LIZARDFOR SHIZZARD--
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DRAGONFIRE!
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[CHEERING]
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AND IN THE BROWN TRUNKS,
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YOUR K.E.W.L. CHAMPION--
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THE SUPER ABSORBENT,2-PLY WRESTLING GUY--
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HOBIE THE GIANT!
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DON'T PLAY NICE.
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[BELL RINGS]
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CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
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HOW YOU GONNA PIN SOMETHINGYOU CAN'T TOUCH?
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
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OOH!ALL RIGHT!
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COME ON!
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IT'S ONLY 400 POUNDS,YOU CRYBABY!
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GET UP!
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1, 2...
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[SNIFFING]CAN YOU SMELL BARBECUE?
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YEOW!
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALLA HOT MOVE.
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CAN I GET A HOLLA?
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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HEE!
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STOP!
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[GAGGING]
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OK, DUDE,I GOT AN IDEA.
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I CALL IT THE 4-POST,
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RODEO WHANGITY-BANGITYSHIM SHAM.
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UH, YOU SUREABOUT THIS, SPUD?
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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HUH?
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1, 2, 3!
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[CHEERING]
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DO YOU BELIEVEIN MIRACLES?
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DRAGONFIRE, WHAT?
336
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I SAID DRAGONFIRE,WHAT, Y'ALL?
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AS SOON AS HAMMERGIVES HIM THE BELT,
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THESE SHIRTS AREGONNA SELL LIKE...
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WAIT A MINUTE.WHERE HAMMER AT?
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Crowd: WHAT'S GOING ON?WHAT? WHAT?
341
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YO, WHERE'D THAT PUNK GO?
342
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[BOTH SNORING]
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WH--WHA?
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[GRUNTING]
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Hammer: COME ON, GETTHESE GIANTS LOADED UP.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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JUST GET IN THE TRUCK.
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CONGRATULATIONS, GIANTS.
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YOU ARE ALLGOING TO BE WRESTLERS.
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MY WRESTLERS!
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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Jake: HYAH!
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I DON'T GET IT.
354
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,045
WHERE'D HAMMER GO?
355
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MAYBE HE WENTTO THE VILLAGE.
356
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VILLAGE? WHAT AREYOU TALKING ABOUT?
357
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,851
UH, MR. HAMMERWAS ASKING QUESTIONS
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ABOUT WHERE I COME FROM,SO I TOLD HIM.
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HE EVEN SAIDHE WANTED TO MEETTHE REST OF THE GIANTS.
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AW, MAN!
361
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DON'T YOU GET IT?
362
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WHAT?WHAT DOES HE WANT?
363
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,228
Grandpa: AN ALL-GIANTWRESTLING LEAGUE.
364
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THINK OF ALL THE MONEYHE COULD MAKE.
365
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,598
BUT GIANTS ARE PEACEFUL.
366
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MA AND PA WOULDN'TWANT TO WRESTLE.
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00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,301
UH, KID, I DON'T THINKHAMMER'S PLANNINGTO GIVE THEM
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MUCH OF A CHOICE,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
369
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HE'S GONNA MAKE THEMDO IT, HOBIE.
370
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OH, NO, HE'S NOT!
371
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Hammer: LET'S MOVE OUT!
372
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[HORN HONKS]
373
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GO CHECK IT OUT.
374
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HUH?
375
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AAH!
376
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:39,992
WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME
377
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,593
BEAT YOU OUTSIDETHE RING, TOO?
378
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,696
DON'T YOU KNOWTHAT'S JUSTEMBARRASSING?
379
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,171
WHAT UP, MAC?
380
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[ROARS]
381
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,277
HOW DOES SUCH A BIG,GRIZZLY DUDE
382
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RUN SO DANG FASTON STUBBY LEGS?
383
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,115
WAIT, STUBBY LEGS...
384
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WHEN A BEAR'S NEARBY,DON'T ACT SILLY.
385
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:10,089
TO ESCAPE HIM,SIMPLY RUN DOWNHILLY.
386
00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:12,691
[GROWLING]
387
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,725
RAA! WHAA!
388
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,262
HA! HAVE A NICE TRIP!
389
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,332
COME ON, FU,YOU CAN DO IT.
390
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:23,001
EVERYBODY'SCOUNTING ON YOU.
391
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,806
[GROWLING]YAA!
392
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:28,907
GET HIM!
393
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,209
OH, BOY. BACK OFF!
394
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,312
DON'T MAKE MEDO SOMETHINGI DON'T WANT TO DO.
395
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,614
AH, WE ARE REAL SCARED.
396
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,217
WHAT'S THE LITTLE DOGGIEGONNA DO?
397
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:41,687
ALL RIGHT,YOU ASKED FOR IT.
398
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,858
[COUGHING AND GAGGING]
399
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,128
DON'T SAYI DIDN'T WARN YOU.
400
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,396
HELLO, POOCHIE.
401
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,332
ALL RIGHT, I WAS HOPING
402
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,167
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TODO IT THIS WAY.
403
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,236
I'M THINKING OF A NUMBERFROM ONE TO 10.
404
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,238
THE CLOSEST ONE GETS TOTAKE ME ON FIRST,
405
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,273
AND THEN WE KEEPGOING ON LIKE THAT,
406
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,474
ONE AT A TIME, UNTIL--
407
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,643
OH! UNH!
408
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,211
[TRUCK BEEPING]
409
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,913
OPEN THE DOOR!
410
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,318
MA? PA?
411
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,223
HOBIE, MY MAN!
412
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,391
THIS, UH...
413
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,293
IT ISN'TWHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
414
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,962
YOU CHAINED UPMY MA AND PA!
415
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,932
YO, HOBES,WANT TO TAG IN?
416
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,736
PILE ON THE DRAGONAND THE GIANT!
417
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,085
[GROANING]
418
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,324
AAH!
419
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,411
AFTER ALLI'VE DONE FOR YOU,
420
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,779
THIS IS HOWYOU REPAY ME?
421
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,382
HEY, I'M NOT THE ONELOOKING FOR PAYBACK.
422
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,322
AAH!
423
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,393
MA, PA, I'M--I'M SORRY!
424
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,495
I NEVER SHOULD'VERUN OFF LIKE I DID.
425
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,231
IT'S OK, BABY.
426
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,367
YOU HAVE MADE A FAMILYVERY HAPPY,
427
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,202
YOUNG DRAGON.
428
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:42,007
SOMETIMES THEY DOSOME MAJORLY WHACK THINGS,
429
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,809
BUT, DEEP DOWN,EVERY KID KNOWS
430
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,278
NOBODY LOVE YOULIKE YOUR PARENTS.
431
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,346
VERY WISE.
432
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,182
Trixie: SO,NOW THAT KEWL'S OVER,
433
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,851
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TOUNLOAD ALL THIS STUFF?
434
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,954
GRINTER AXGRIND,GIANTASTIC TOYS.
435
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,023
THANKS FOR THE RESCUE,BY THE WAY.
436
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,325
I THINK YOUR CLOTHESWOULD LOOK GREAT
437
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,526
ON OUR LITTLE PETUNIADOLL LINE.
438
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,963
I'LL BUY THE WHOLE BUNCHAT, SAY, 100 PER?
439
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,031
[CASH REGISTER DINGS]
440
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,133
WELL, HECK YEAH, HOMEY!
441
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,401
LET'S SEE THAT MONEY, BABY.
442
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,871
GREAT. I'VE GOTALL THE FISHRIGHT IN MY CAVE.
443
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,139
BE RIGHT BACK.
444
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:17,976
UH, DID HE JUST SAY FISH?
445
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,914
GIANTS USE FISHINSTEAD OF MONEY.
446
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,349
DID I FORGETTO MENTION THAT?
447
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,418
BLECH! YUCK!
448
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,786
EW, FISH?
449
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,222
THAT IS SO NASTY!
450
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,128
[SNIFFING]DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?
451
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,463
[YAWNS]
452
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:43,302
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKESOME EGGS AND WAFFLES.
453
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,339
I CAN'T HAVE Y'ALLMISSING BREAKFAST,NOW, CAN I?
454
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:51,176
HUH, THERE'S SOMETHINGON YOUR BACK.
455
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,245
OH, YOURS, TOO.
456
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,313
YOU DAD JAKE.
457
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,947
HMM, THAT'S ODD.
458
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:57,149
WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?
459
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,319
THANK MOM AND LOVE.
460
00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:04,919
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