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[BELL RINGS]

HA HA! DONE!

TIME.

ROWLETT'S CLASSTO THE FRONT STEPSIN 17 SECONDS FLAT.

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

WHO GOT THE MAD SKIZZILLS?

THAT'S RIGHT. UH-HUH!

IT'S JAKE! SAY WHAT!

WHOA!

WATCH IT, DOOF!

SMOOTH TALKIN'THE HOTTIE SQUADOVER HERE?

"DEAR JAKE, NOBODYLOVES YOU MORE THANYOUR P-PA--PAR--"

PARENTS.PARENTS.

"PARENTS.LOVE, MOM AND DAD."

AW! ISN'T THAT SWEET?

DOOFUS' MOMMY AND DADDYWROTED HIM A WUV NOTE

AND LEFTED ITON HIS SKATEBOARD.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Jake: MAN, MY PARENTSARE SERIOUSLY BUGGIN'.

CHECK OUTTHESE NOTES, YO.

"JAKE, AFTER MEALSSWEET AND SAUCY,

OOH, WOW. THIS ONE'SWRITTEN IN SOME ANCIENTAZTEC LANGUAGE.

OH. YEAH.

"HERE'S A TIPFOR OUR PRECIOUS SWEETIE.

LOOK BOTH WAYS WHEN CROSSINGTHE STREETIE." HA HA.

THEY HID THESE THINGSALL OVER THE PLACE.

IN MY LOCKER.IN MY BOOK BAG.IN MY DRAWERS.

I GOT THE IDEAFROM MEGAMOM MONTHLY,

ALONG WITH SOME GREATCARDIO-SCULPTING TIPS.

WE STUCK THEMALL OVER THE PLACE.

YOU'LL BE DISCOVERINGTHE LITTLE SUCKERS FOR DAYS.

YEAH. NOBODY LOVES YOUMORE THAN YOUR PARENTS.

IT'S ALL LOVE AND GRAVYWITH YOUR P's, BABY.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

MORE LIKE LOOKINGTO EMBARRASS ME.

YEAH, YEAH. WE COMING.

UH, JAKE?

I--I THINK IT'S FOR YOU.

? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?

? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?

? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?

? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH.WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

RICO WINS THE DRAGON.

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP STREETS ?

? SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

Man: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMINGTO OUR MOUNTAIN VILLAGE.

SO, TELL US. WHY HAVEYOU SOUGHT THE HELPOF THE AMERICAN DRAGON?

IT'S OUR BABY BOY HOBIE.

OHH![GRUNTS]

AAH!

WELL, I GUESS HE ISN'TREALLY A BABY ANYMORE.

HE'S 8 YEARS OLD AND HE'SJUST GONE AND RUN OFF.

UH, YO, JAKIE,YOUR SHIRT TAG'SSTICKING OUT. OH!

"START YOUR DAYWITH EGGS AND WAFFLES

"'CAUSE MISSINGBREAKFAST ISREALLY AWFULS.

LOVE, MOM AND DAD."

YEAH, I USED TO TRYTHAT ALL THE TIME.

I'D GET AS FARAS THE END OF MY LEASHBEFORE--ARGH!

Grandpa: FU DOG!

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HOBIEMIGHT HAVE RUN OFF TO.

Spud: KEWL!

WHAT'S SO COOLABOUT A BUNCH OF POSTERS?

NO, NOT COOL. KEWL.

THE KING EXTREMEWRESTLING LEAGUE.

SINCE I WASBUT A WEE LITTLE TOT.

HOBIE WAS ALWAYSVERY INTERESTED

HE PRACTICED THOSE WRESTLINGMOVES ALL THE TIME.

DESPITE OUR SIZE,WE GIANTS AREPEACEFUL CREATURES.

SO, YOU THINK HOBESLEFT HOME TO BECOMEA PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?

THAT IS WHAT WE MUST FIND OUT.

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT.

OK. THAT'S KING HAMMER.

TOO BAD HE DON'TOWN A FASHIONCONSULTANT.

IN THIS CORNER,YOUR K.E.W.L. CHAMPION,

THE SLAMMA FROM MONTANA,A SAVAGE BEASTWHO WON'T BE TAMED,

KODIAK MAC,THE HUMAN GRIZZLY!

THE NEW SENSATIONTHAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION,

THE KING OF PIN,

THE BIGGEST KIDON THE BLOCK,

HOBIE THE GIANT!

WHAT? THAT'S MA AND PAGIANT'S BABY BOY?

MAN, I'D HATE TO BE THE ONECHANGING THAT DIAPER.

RING THE BELL.

[BELL DINGS]

OK. NOW,WATCH CLOSE.

IT'S LIKEAN INTRICATE--

[THUD]

[BELL DINGS]

WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION.

I GIVE YOU HOBIE THE GIANT.

HOORAY!THAT BABY BOY ISABOUT HIS BUSINESS.

HEY, HOBIE. OVER HERE.CAN I GET A SHOT?

Jake: NICE MATCH,CHAMP.

TOO BADYOUR MA AND PA

COULDN'T BE HERETO WATCH.

HOW'D YOU GET--WAIT.

YOU KNOW MY MA AND PA?

I KNOW THEY WANT YOUBACK HOME.

I WANT TO WRESTLEAND BE THE CHAMPION AND--

THIS JERKBUGGING YOU, HOBIE?

King Hammer: LET ME EXPLAINSOMETHING TO YOU, KID.

HOBIE DOES WHAT I WANT,SAYS WHAT I WANT. I OWN HOBIE.

YOU CAN'T OWN SOMEONE.

THIS ISA FREE COUNTRY, YO!

THE COUNTRY MIGHT BE FREE, YO,

AS LONG AS HE'S CHAMPION,HOBIE IS PROPERTY OF K.E.W.L.

AND HE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE!

NOW, BEAT IT.

"FOR DAYS WHEN THINGSGET REALLY SCARY,

"WEAR 2 PAIRS OF UNDERWEARY.

LOVE, MOM AND DAD"?!

AW, AIN'T THAT SWEET.

HA HA!HA HA!HA HA!

AW, MAN!

HMM. IF KING HAMMERNEVER LETS A CHAMP GO,

WE MUST ENSURE THAT HOBIEDOES NOT REMAIN CHAMPION.

SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVETO STEP INTO THAT RINGAND TAKE HIM DOWN.

ANY VOLUNTEERS?

FORGET IT, GUYS.YOU SEE THIS BODY?

IT LOOKS GOODIN 3-D.

AH! BUT YOU WILL NOT BEWRESTLING AS JAKE LONG.

IN THE RING, YOU WILL BEKNOWN AS DRAGON FIRE.

SEE, WHILE YOU'REIN DRAGON COSTUME,

THEN BA DA BING!WE TAKE HIM HOME TO MAAND PA GIANT. HELLO!

YO! I'M ALL OVER IT.

DRAGON FIRE ISIN THE HIZZOUSE.

OK. ALL RIGHT.THE DRAGON GIMMICKCOULD WORK.

BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNANEED AN OUTFIT OR SOMETHINGFLASHY. SOMETHING LIKE--

WHAT YOU NEEDIS SOME FASHION BLING.

SO, STEP BACK AND WATCHMISS TRIXIE DO HER THING.

? I'M SO HOT ?

? OH, SO HOT ?

? I'M ON FIRE ?

? LOOK AT ME ?

? I'M SO HOT ?

? YES! I'M ON FIRE ?

ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU'RENOT JUST A WRESTLER,

YOU'RE A WRESTLERWITH MY STYLE.

POP YOUR COLLAR, BABY.

Jake: YO, HAMMER!

WHAT ARE YOUSUPPOSED TO BE?

OR YOU CAN JUSTSAVE THE TIMEAND CALL ME CHAMP.

WHAT'S WITHTHE ENTOURAGE?

I'M DRAGONFIRE'SMANAGER, AL...

UH, BONDEGAS.

AND THIS IS, UH,HIS STYLIST,

THE--THE COUNTESSDIVE DONNA PRIMA.

OOH, OOH!I LIKE THAT!

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT,GIRL.

COSTUME'S PRETTY FAKE,BUT LET'S SEEIF YOU CAN FIGHT.

BOYS,SEE WHAT HE'S GOT.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

HYAH! HYAH!

OK, YOU GOTMY ATTENTION.

BEFORE MY CLIENTSIGNS,

IF MY CHAPBEATS THAT CHUMPYOU CALL CHAMP,

YOU CUT HIM LOOSE.

HE'S OUT OFTHE LEAGUE. COOL?

SURE, BUT I WOULDN'TWORRY ABOUT THAT.

HOBIE FLATTENSGUYS YOUR SIZELIKE A STEAMROLLER.

SIGN HERE.

HOLD FAST, DUDE!

I WANT A PIECEOF DRAGONFIRE'SMERCHANDISING RIGHTS,

PAYABLE INCOLD, HARD CASH.

HMM. DIVA'SGOT TO EAT, TOO.

Jake: SO WHEN'SMY FIRST MATCH?

Hammer: RIGHT NOW.

EVERYBODY STARTSIN THE MINOR LEAGUES, KID.

HAVE FUN.

WH--WH--WHAT?

YO, HANDS OFF!

WHOA! HEY!

PUT ME DOWN! DOH!

GET UP AND TAKEYOUR BEATIN', BOY.

AW, MAN!

STAY BACK, OLD MAN.I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

WELL, I MAY BE OLD,BUT...YAH!

OH! OOF!

YO, WHO'S THE GEEZER?

THAT'S THE FLYING WALRUS.

HE USED TO BETHE GREATEST EVER.

THAT WAS LIKE30 YEARS AGO.

DANG! LOOKS LIKEHOMEBOY'S STILL GOT IT.

YAH! UNH!

WHO'S THE WALRUS?

I AM THE WALRUS!

[GROANS]

AW...

[SLURP]

[GASPS] WALRUS DUDE'SGONNA TAKE A NASTY BITE

OUT OF JAKE'S BACKSIDE!

THE DENTURE CLENCHER!WOW!

I HAVE THIS SUBTLEEASTERN MOTIVATIONALTECHNIQUE

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.

DO BETTER!

MUCH, MUCH BETTER!

HUH?

WHOA!

WHAT IN THUNDER? UNH!

[MUMBLING]

Crowd: 1, 2, 3!

THAT'S RIGHT! AW, YEAH!

OFFICIAL DRAGONFIREMERCHANDISE RIGHT HERE!

ALL COUNTESS DIVADONNA PRIMA ORIGINALS.

[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

LISTEN, HOBIE,YOU MIND IF WE TALK?

I'M NOT REALLYA WRESTLER.

I'M THE AMERICANDRAGON.

[SCOFFS] NO DUH.

AND YOU'RE TRYINGTO GET ME TO GO HOME.

LOOK, WE CAN DO THISTHE EASY WAY,

OR WE CAN DO THISTHE HARD WAY.

WHEN I FIGHT YOUIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP,

JUST GO DOWN.

THEN I BRING YOU HOMETO YOUR MOM AND PA,

AND EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

YEAH, WELL,I WON'T BE HAPPY.

I WANT TO WRESTLE.

MA AND PA,THEY JUST DON'T GET IT.

[SIGHS]

GUESS IT'S GONNA BETHE HARD WAY.

Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. BARON VON FISHSLAP!

[DINGING]

Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. MOSTROCON!

[WOLF WHISTLE]

Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. THE UNDEAD HEAD!

[SCREAMS]

Announcer: DRAGONFIREVS. GOORILLA!

YOU HAVE SOMETHINGCAUGHT IN YOUR SLEEVE.

"WHEN A BEAR'S NEARBY,DON'T ACT SILLY.

"TO ESCAPE HIM,SIMPLY RUN DOWNHILLY?

YO, THAT'S IT!I'VE HAD ITFOR REAL THIS TIME!

HOW TOTALLY WHACKAND USELESS THESE NOTES ARE?

WELL, IT'S TRUE,YOU KNOW.

BEARS HAVE STUBBY LEGS,SO THEY'LL TRIP AND FALL

IF YOU GET THEMRUNNING DOWNHILL.

KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

Y'ALL JUST DON'T GET IT.

TWEEN ANGST.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

A'IGHT, THIS IS IT, SPUD.

I PUT EVERY CENT I MADEBACK INTO THE NEW FASHION LINE.

JAKE WINSTHE CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT,

AND MAMA TRIXIE'S GONNA BEBLOWING HER NOSE

BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANTTO GET BOOGERS ON YOUR--

YO, IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

WORK WITH ME, SPUDINSKI.

I'M NOT GOING HOME,

EVEN IF YOU WIN,

WHICH YOU TOTALLY WON'T.

THAT'S BIG TALKFOR A BIG...

MAN, I REALLY GOTTASTART THINKING THROUGHMY COMEBACKS.

I LOVE MY MA AND PA,

GOT MR. HAMMERTAKING CARE OF ME.

HAMMER'S JUST USING YOU'CAUSE YOU'RE A REAL GIANT.

IF YOU'D JUST GOBACK TO YOUR VILLAGE

AND TALK TO YOUR PARENTS,YOU COULD--

UH, SEE YOU IN THE RING.

A REAL GIANT?

WHAT DID HE MEANBY THAT?

UH, WELL, YOU KNOW,

BEFORE I CAMETO WRESTLE FOR YOU,

I USED TO LIVEIN A VILLAGE OF GIANTS.

AND THERE'S A WHOLEVILLAGE OF GIANTS

JUST AS BIG AS YOU?

OH, NO.THEY'RE A LOT BIGGER.

AND WHERE WAS THISVILLAGE EXACTLY?

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPMERCHANDISE OVER HERE!

DRESS LIKE THE CHAMP.

Man: HE AIN'TTHE CHAMP YET!

MAN, DRAGONFIREOWNS THAT BELT!

Y'ALL JUST AIN'THIP TO THE TRUTH YET.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Hammer:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IT'S TIME TO GET COOL!

IN THE RED AND YELLOWTRUNKS,

TONIGHT'S CHALLENGER--

THE SQUIRE OF FIRE,

THE TALL BALL OF BRAWL,

THE LIZARDFOR SHIZZARD--

DRAGONFIRE!

[CHEERING]

AND IN THE BROWN TRUNKS,

YOUR K.E.W.L. CHAMPION--

THE SUPER ABSORBENT,2-PLY WRESTLING GUY--

HOBIE THE GIANT!

DON'T PLAY NICE.

[BELL RINGS]

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?

HOW YOU GONNA PIN SOMETHINGYOU CAN'T TOUCH?

WHOA!

WHOA!

OOH!ALL RIGHT!

COME ON!

IT'S ONLY 400 POUNDS,YOU CRYBABY!

GET UP!

1, 2...

[SNIFFING]CAN YOU SMELL BARBECUE?

YEOW!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALLA HOT MOVE.

CAN I GET A HOLLA?

[CROWD CHEERING]

HEE!

STOP!

[GAGGING]

OK, DUDE,I GOT AN IDEA.

I CALL IT THE 4-POST,

RODEO WHANGITY-BANGITYSHIM SHAM.

UH, YOU SUREABOUT THIS, SPUD?

[CROWD CHEERING]

HUH?

1, 2, 3!

[CHEERING]

DO YOU BELIEVEIN MIRACLES?

DRAGONFIRE, WHAT?

I SAID DRAGONFIRE,WHAT, Y'ALL?

AS SOON AS HAMMERGIVES HIM THE BELT,

THESE SHIRTS AREGONNA SELL LIKE...

WAIT A MINUTE.WHERE HAMMER AT?

Crowd: WHAT'S GOING ON?WHAT? WHAT?

YO, WHERE'D THAT PUNK GO?

[BOTH SNORING]

WH--WHA?

[GRUNTING]

Hammer: COME ON, GETTHESE GIANTS LOADED UP.

WHAT IS THIS?

JUST GET IN THE TRUCK.

CONGRATULATIONS, GIANTS.

YOU ARE ALLGOING TO BE WRESTLERS.

MY WRESTLERS!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Jake: HYAH!

I DON'T GET IT.

WHERE'D HAMMER GO?

MAYBE HE WENTTO THE VILLAGE.

VILLAGE? WHAT AREYOU TALKING ABOUT?

UH, MR. HAMMERWAS ASKING QUESTIONS

ABOUT WHERE I COME FROM,SO I TOLD HIM.

HE EVEN SAIDHE WANTED TO MEETTHE REST OF THE GIANTS.

AW, MAN!

DON'T YOU GET IT?

WHAT?WHAT DOES HE WANT?

Grandpa: AN ALL-GIANTWRESTLING LEAGUE.

THINK OF ALL THE MONEYHE COULD MAKE.

BUT GIANTS ARE PEACEFUL.

MA AND PA WOULDN'TWANT TO WRESTLE.

UH, KID, I DON'T THINKHAMMER'S PLANNINGTO GIVE THEM

MUCH OF A CHOICE,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

HE'S GONNA MAKE THEMDO IT, HOBIE.

OH, NO, HE'S NOT!

Hammer: LET'S MOVE OUT!

[HORN HONKS]

GO CHECK IT OUT.

HUH?

AAH!

WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME

BEAT YOU OUTSIDETHE RING, TOO?

DON'T YOU KNOWTHAT'S JUSTEMBARRASSING?

WHAT UP, MAC?

[ROARS]

HOW DOES SUCH A BIG,GRIZZLY DUDE

RUN SO DANG FASTON STUBBY LEGS?

WAIT, STUBBY LEGS...

WHEN A BEAR'S NEARBY,DON'T ACT SILLY.

TO ESCAPE HIM,SIMPLY RUN DOWNHILLY.

[GROWLING]

RAA! WHAA!

HA! HAVE A NICE TRIP!

COME ON, FU,YOU CAN DO IT.

EVERYBODY'SCOUNTING ON YOU.

[GROWLING]YAA!

GET HIM!

OH, BOY. BACK OFF!

DON'T MAKE MEDO SOMETHINGI DON'T WANT TO DO.

AH, WE ARE REAL SCARED.

WHAT'S THE LITTLE DOGGIEGONNA DO?

ALL RIGHT,YOU ASKED FOR IT.

[COUGHING AND GAGGING]

DON'T SAYI DIDN'T WARN YOU.

HELLO, POOCHIE.

ALL RIGHT, I WAS HOPING

WE WOULDN'T HAVE TODO IT THIS WAY.

I'M THINKING OF A NUMBERFROM ONE TO 10.

THE CLOSEST ONE GETS TOTAKE ME ON FIRST,

AND THEN WE KEEPGOING ON LIKE THAT,

ONE AT A TIME, UNTIL--

OH! UNH!

[TRUCK BEEPING]

OPEN THE DOOR!

MA? PA?

HOBIE, MY MAN!

THIS, UH...

IT ISN'TWHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

YOU CHAINED UPMY MA AND PA!

YO, HOBES,WANT TO TAG IN?

PILE ON THE DRAGONAND THE GIANT!

[GROANING]

AAH!

AFTER ALLI'VE DONE FOR YOU,

THIS IS HOWYOU REPAY ME?

HEY, I'M NOT THE ONELOOKING FOR PAYBACK.

AAH!

MA, PA, I'M--I'M SORRY!

I NEVER SHOULD'VERUN OFF LIKE I DID.

IT'S OK, BABY.

YOU HAVE MADE A FAMILYVERY HAPPY,

YOUNG DRAGON.

SOMETIMES THEY DOSOME MAJORLY WHACK THINGS,

BUT, DEEP DOWN,EVERY KID KNOWS

NOBODY LOVE YOULIKE YOUR PARENTS.

VERY WISE.

Trixie: SO,NOW THAT KEWL'S OVER,

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TOUNLOAD ALL THIS STUFF?

GRINTER AXGRIND,GIANTASTIC TOYS.

THANKS FOR THE RESCUE,BY THE WAY.

I THINK YOUR CLOTHESWOULD LOOK GREAT

ON OUR LITTLE PETUNIADOLL LINE.

I'LL BUY THE WHOLE BUNCHAT, SAY, 100 PER?

[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

WELL, HECK YEAH, HOMEY!

LET'S SEE THAT MONEY, BABY.

GREAT. I'VE GOTALL THE FISHRIGHT IN MY CAVE.

BE RIGHT BACK.

UH, DID HE JUST SAY FISH?

GIANTS USE FISHINSTEAD OF MONEY.

DID I FORGETTO MENTION THAT?

BLECH! YUCK!

EW, FISH?

THAT IS SO NASTY!

[SNIFFING]DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

[YAWNS]

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKESOME EGGS AND WAFFLES.

I CAN'T HAVE Y'ALLMISSING BREAKFAST,NOW, CAN I?

HUH, THERE'S SOMETHINGON YOUR BACK.

OH, YOURS, TOO.

YOU DAD JAKE.

HMM, THAT'S ODD.

WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?

THANK MOM AND LOVE.

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