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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,642 SO, MR. LONG, 2 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,845 CARE TO EXPLAINTODAY'S INCIDENT? 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,581 PRINCIPAL DESETTO, I WASALL CHILLING IN CLASS, 4 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:18,284 YO, YO, YO, REPORT TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 5 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:23,590 IS SHE BUYING IT? ALL ICAN HEAR IS...[MUMBLING] 6 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,592 YO, SPUD,WHERE'S YOURGLASS AT? 7 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,660 I TOLD YOUTO PRESS ITTO YOUR EAR. 8 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:28,228 IT IS. 9 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,163 NO, BOY.YOUR EAR. 10 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:30,897 IT IS! 11 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,665 THAT ISYOUR REAR. 12 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:36,069 SO, JAKE, IF WHATYOU SAY IS TRUE-- 13 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:39,272 THEN I MUST ASSUMETHE IMAGES CAUGHTBY THE SCHOOL'S 14 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:44,044 STATE-OF-THE-ARTSECURITY SYSTEM ARESOME SORT OF ILLUSION. 15 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:49,249 ? MY GRADES, THEY BESLIPPING, BUT ROTWOOD,HE BE TRIPPING AND ? 16 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:54,187 ? YO, YOU KNOW,IT'S OVER, JUST LOOK ATHIS HAIR COMB-OVER ? 17 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,156 ? YO, YO, YO, YO-YO ? 18 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,024 HEY, YO-YO, HERE'S YOUR YO. 19 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,994 JAKE LONG, REPORT TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 20 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:04,130 SO HOW MANYDAYS OF DETENTIONWE TALKING? 2? 3? 21 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:08,635 NO DETENTION.I THINK YOU MIGHT BENEFITFROM A LITTLE ASSIGNMENT. 22 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:12,739 A 15-PAGE ESSAYDESCRIBING YOURREAL-LIFE ROLE MODEL. 23 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,108 YO, DESETTO ISTRIPPIN' HARD, DUDE. 24 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,343 LIKE SOME ESSAY'SGONNA TEACH ME A LESSON 25 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,279 ABOUT RESPECTINGMY AUTHORITY FIGURES. 26 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:23,817 [SIGHS] MAN, THIS DAYCOULD NOT GET ANY WORSE. 27 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:33,793 I'VE BEEN WATCHINGTHE AMERICAN DRAGON GROWMORE POWERFUL BY THE DAY, 28 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,962 JUST LIKE HIS MASTERBEFORE HIM. 29 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:39,365 TONIGHT, THEY WILLBOTH BE OURS. 30 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:42,202 [MENACING LAUGHTER] 31 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:47,307 ? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ? 32 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:51,111 ? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ? 33 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,646 ? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ? 34 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:57,250 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 35 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,953 ? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ? 36 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:04,757 ? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ? 37 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,359 ? A REAL LIVE WIRE ? 38 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,761 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 39 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,096 DRAGON UP! 40 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,098 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 41 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:14,968 OH, OH, OH,WHOA! 42 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,204 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 43 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,405 ? BREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON ? 44 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:21,274 ? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ? 45 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,042 ? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ? 46 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:24,811 ? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ? 47 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,679 ? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ? 48 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:27,714 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 49 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,315 ? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ? 50 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,317 ? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ? 51 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,287 ? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ? 52 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,422 YA HEARD! 53 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:38,925 JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK! 54 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,261 AW, MAN. 55 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:48,301 SO JAKEY, WHOYOU GONNA WRITE ABOUT 56 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,870 'CAUSE YOU KNOW,I'M OPEN FOR INTERVIEWS 57 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,940 THIS EVENING BETWEEN6:00 AND SAY 6:15. 58 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,442 COME ON, TRIX,EVERYONE KNOWSI'M JAKE'S ROLE MODEL. 59 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,413 WHO ELSE CAN FLOSSTHEIR SINUS CAVITYWITH SPAGHETTI? 60 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:03,383 UHH, STOP, BOY! 61 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,752 HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR GRAMPS? 62 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,754 MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITEYOUR PAPER ON HIM. 63 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,355 MY GRAMPS. REALLY? 64 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:13,026 YEAH, NOT A BAD IDEA.I DIG HIS YINAND HIS YANG. 65 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:18,898 YANG, HE NEEDSA BOOSTER SEAT WHENHE EATS AT RESTAURANTS. 66 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,233 HE'S SO CUTE. 67 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,901 WELL, G'S COOL AND ALL, 68 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:26,339 JAKE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UPTHE SHOP. 69 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:29,309 YO, G, CHILL. THISPLACE IS SO SPOTLESS, 70 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,812 YOU COULD EAT OFFTHE COUNTER. 71 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:36,349 TIKAMASALAFROM MURRY'S HOUSEOF CURRIES. 72 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,350 MMM. 73 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,885 UHH! 74 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:39,919 WHOA! 75 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:42,422 SEE, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. 76 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,224 AW, MAN. 77 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,893 JAKE, THERE IS NO TIMEFOR HORSEPLAY. 78 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,261 THE SHOP MUST BEIN TIP-TOP SHAPE 79 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,762 WHEN COUNSELOR CHANGARRIVES. 80 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:54,133 CHANG. HER ROYAL PAIN-NESSIS COMING HERE? TONIGHT? 81 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,336 SEEMS SHE'SGOT SOME HOT TIPON THE DARK DRAGON. 82 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:57,470 CHANG WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, 83 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,405 AND WE MUST ALL MAKEA GOOD IMPRESSION. 84 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:02,942 DID YOU GIVE FU DOGHIS FLEA BATH LIKE I ASKED? 85 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,079 UHH, YEAH. TSK,OF COURSE I DID. 86 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:09,749 SORRY, FU. DESPERATE TIMESCALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES. 87 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,317 KID, NO.DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 88 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:15,855 BESIDES, THIS PUPPYIS 100% FLEA-FREE. 89 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,258 HEY, FRANK, HOW WASYOUR TRIP DOWN SOUTH? 90 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,961 WELL, THE RENT'S DIRTCHEAP, BUT YOU PAYFOR IT IN OTHER WAYS-- 91 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:25,365 IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.OHH. 92 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,269 TRUST ME, IT'LLJUST TAKE 2 SECONDS, 93 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,203 AND--WHOA! 94 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,338 OHH, OHH, OHH! AHH. 95 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:35,008 AAH! WHOA! 96 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,311 I ASK YOU,WHERE'S THE DIGNITY? 97 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,146 [MUTTERING] 98 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,417 [JABBERING] 99 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,451 JAKE! 100 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,186 LOOK ONTHE BRIGHT SIDE, G, 101 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:50,189 AT LEAST CHANGISN'T HERE YET. 102 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,292 HEY, CHANG. 103 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,860 WAZ UP? 104 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,395 OUR MISSION, LAO SHI,IS SIMPLE. 105 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,530 MY SOURCE HASINFORMED US THAT A TROLL, 106 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,965 LIVING INTHE NEARBY SEWERS, 107 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,401 HAS HAD A RECENT CONTACTWITH THE DARK DRAGON. 108 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,503 I KNOW THAT TUNNEL. IT'SRIGHT UNDER MY SCHOOL. 109 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:07,006 I USE IT ALL THE TIMETO SNEAK OUTOF ROTWOOD'S... 110 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,375 UH, ARE YOU DOINGSOMETHING NEWWITH YOUR HAIR? 111 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:13,546 THE 3 OF US MUST GETANSWERS FROM THIS TROLLBEFORE HE RUNS. 112 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:16,015 TSK, THAT'S WHATI'M SAYING. 113 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:19,352 WELL, WHAT'S THAT,DARK DRAGON?YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? 114 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:22,955 WELL, GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSEFREAKY CAN'T TOUCHTHE PRETTY. 115 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:26,526 YOU MUST STAY ANDCLEAN UP THE MESSYOU HAVE MADE. 116 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,861 WHAT? NO WAY, GRAMPS. 117 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:32,432 I FACED THE DARK DRAGONAND SURVIVED, JUST LIKE YOU. 118 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:37,003 JAKE, YOU WILLNOT QUESTIONYOUR DRAGON MASTER. 119 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:42,508 BUT, AYE,VERY WELL, LAO SHI. 120 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:45,878 THAT'S IT, FU.I'VE HAD IT WITH GRAMPS. 121 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:47,447 I COULD TAKE ONTHE DARK DRAGON 122 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,415 ALL BY MYSELFIF I WANTED TO. 123 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,551 YOU KNOW WHOYOU SOUND LIKE, KID? 124 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,586 GRAMPS, BACK WHENI FIRST MET HIM. 125 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:57,357 YEAH, RIGHT.G WAS BORN OLD. 126 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,092 FOLLOW ME. I THINKIT'S TIME YOU LEARNED 127 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,561 A LITTLE BIT MOREABOUT THE OLD MAN. 128 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:05,264 LET'S SEE, WHERE...AH, BINGO. 129 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,901 EVERY OFFICIALANIMAL GUARDIAN HAS 'EM. 130 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:11,904 IT'S OUR JOB TO KEEPDETAILED ACCOUNTSOF ALL OUR MISSIONS... 131 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:14,941 AND TO MASTER OLD MACDONALDON THE NOSE FLUTE. 132 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,377 [PLAYS OLD MACDONALD] 133 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,644 HEY.WHAT'S IN THIS ONE? 134 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,046 KID, DON'T! 135 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,014 THAT'S ONE OF MY,AH, HEH HEH... 136 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,149 PERSONAL JOURNALS. HEH HEH. 137 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,451 I'LL JUST KEEP THATHANDY FOR LATER. 138 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:26,586 AHA! HERE WE GO. 139 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:31,891 PICTURE IT, KID.HONG KONG, 1972. 140 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:38,898 LET'S JUST SAY IT WASN'TTHE TIME OF MY LIFEI'M EXACTLY PROUD OF. 141 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:43,903 ? WELL, HEY THERE, SISTER,I'LL BE YOUR MISTER ? 142 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,539 ? CAST ASIDETHOSE OTHER MEN ? 143 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:50,676 ? 'CAUSE THIS CANINE'SMORE LIKE A 10 ? 144 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:53,212 MMM, HOW YA DOING?YOU FROM OUT OF TOWN? 145 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:55,448 I'M HERE ALL WEEK.TRY THE VEAL. 146 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,549 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 147 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,985 WHAT'S THIS? 148 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,253 ? HEY, THERE, LADIES ? 149 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,155 ? STRAIGHT FROM HADES ? 150 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:05,324 ? LOOK AT ME,I'M QUITE THE CATCH ? 151 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:10,596 ? THROW ME A BONE,AND I'LL GO FETCH ? 152 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,933 HEY, YOU STEALIN'FROM THESE NICE WOMENS? 153 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,370 HEY, HEY, IT--IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKSLIKE. HEH HEH HEH. 154 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:21,641 DON'T WORRY.IT AIN'T MY JOBTO HURT YOU. 155 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:25,378 WAH! WAZZA! WHOO! HYAH! 156 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:29,949 SO WHICH ONE OF YOUGROOVY BABIES CALLEDFOR A DRAGON, HUH? 157 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:30,349 HYAH! 158 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:37,290 DANG, FU, GRAMPS REALLYUSED TO DRESS THAT WACK? 159 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,660 WACK? KID, HE WASTHE MACK-DIZADDYOF HIS DAY. 160 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,528 WHO WAS THE MACK-DIZADDYOF HIS DAY? 161 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:45,131 FU DOG WAS JUST TELLINGME ABOUT GRANDPA. 162 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,167 HUH, CAN WE?PLEASE SAY YES. 163 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,437 SURE. JUST SIT BACK,RELAX, AND LISTEN 164 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:53,539 TO A GREAT TALE TOLDBY A MASTER STORYTELLER. 165 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:57,477 SO ANY-WHO, BLAH, BLAH,BLAH, YADA, YADA, YADA.HONG KONG, 1972. 166 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,678 GRAMPS WAS NEWON THE SCENE. 167 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,080 AND, JUST LIKE JAKE,HE THOUGHT HE COULD 168 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,149 TAKE ON THE WORLDALL BY HIMSELF. 169 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,351 HE WAS AS COCKYAS THEY COME. 170 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,519 OOH. 171 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,355 WHOA. PATIENCE,PRETTY MAMAS. 172 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:10,990 BEFORE IT CAN BE JUST US, 173 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,426 LAO SHI MUSTDISPENSE SOME JUSTICE! 174 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,495 HA HA HA! 175 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,031 ARE YOU READY TO GETGROOVE-A-DELICK? 176 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:22,101 AND IT'S YOUR GROOVE THAT'SABOUT TO GET DELICKED. 177 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:26,205 THAT SOUNDED SO MUCHBETTER IN MY HEAD. 178 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:29,375 HOO-AAH! AH! 179 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,412 EEE-AH! 180 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:34,714 AHH! OW-AH! 181 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,717 WHOA. HOLD UP.THAT CANNOT BEHOW IT WENT DOWN. 182 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:42,054 YEAH, DAWG MAN,SINCE WHEN WERE YOUTHE KUNG FU MASTER? 183 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:44,724 SO I'M EMBELLISHINGA LITTLE. SUE ME. 184 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,460 TRUTH IS, GRAMPSHAD ME IN 2 MOVES. 185 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,461 BOO! 186 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,129 Fu: OK. ONE MOVE. 187 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,698 [SOBBING] PLEASE,DON'T HURT ME. 188 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,500 I GOT A WIFEAT HOME AND KIDS. 189 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,469 IT'S--OK, I DON'THAVE A WIFE AND KIDS 190 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,337 OR EVENA HOME, BUT I'M UPTO MY NECK FOLDS 191 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:02,742 IN GAMBLING DEBTSAND I DON'T KNOWWHAT ELSE TO DO. 192 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,277 WHAA! HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 193 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,045 LADIES,HANDS IN THE AIR. 194 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,780 [WOMEN YELLING] 195 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,749 PLEASE, PICK ME! 196 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,117 MY HERO! 197 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,752 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 198 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,688 [SCREAMING] 199 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,456 OH, YEAH.BOOGIE, BABY. 200 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,191 DANCE, BABIES.DANCE. 201 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:24,363 SAY, MAYBE YOU'REJUST THE GUY TO PULL ME OUTOF THIS LIFE OF CRIME. 202 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,799 YOU LOOKING FOR AN ANIMALGUARDIAN BY ANY CHANCE? 203 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,301 AH, NO CHANCE, MAN. 204 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,302 LAO SHI WORKS ALONE. 205 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,203 COME ON, THINK ABOUT IT. 206 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,371 I'M GREATWITH THE ONE-LINERS, 207 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:34,273 I GOT FUNNYSTRETCHY FUR. SEE? 208 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,708 AND WHEN IT COMESTO MAGICAL POTIONS, 209 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,411 I'M THE GUYWHO SUPPLIES. HUH? 210 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,245 AAH! 211 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,546 [FROG CROAKS] 212 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,548 RIBBIT. 213 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:45,151 SEE? I GOT SIDEKICKWRITTEN ALL OVER ME. 214 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:48,688 SORRY, GROOVY BABY,BUT I-I-I-I-I-I-I! 215 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:52,158 Fu: THAT'S WHEN THE OLD MANFIRST LAID EYES 216 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,827 AH, BUT THAT'S ANOTHERSTORY FOR ANOTHER DAY. 217 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:58,097 POINT IS, YOU AND THE OLDMAN AIN'T SO DIFFERENT. 218 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:58,764 COME ON, FOOL! 219 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,634 DON'T LEAVEUS HANGIN', DAWG. 220 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,502 OK, KID, BUT AFTER THIS, 221 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:06,505 YOU THINK CHANG ANDTHE OLD MAN ARE HANGING OUT 222 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,841 IN THE SEWERS RIGHT NOW,CHATTING ABOUT THE OLD DAYS? 223 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,477 LAO SHI, IT HAS BEENA LONG TIME. 224 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,346 WE HAVE BEENTHROUGH MUCH TOGETHER. 225 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,381 HEH HEH HEH.INDEED, WE HAVE. 226 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,483 YET, I REMEMBERTHE DAY WE MET 227 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,352 AS IF IT WEREYESTERDAY. 228 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,120 WHOO! SOMEBODYCALL HEAVEN 229 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,489 BECAUSE THE GODS AREMISSING AN ANGEL. 230 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,858 OR IS THAT JUSTMY HEART TAKING OFF? 231 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,493 IF I COULD REARRANGETHE ALPHABET, 232 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,695 I WOULD PUT "U"AND "I" TOGETHER. 233 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,497 IF YOU WERE WORDSON A PAGE, 234 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,499 THEY'D CALL YOU FINE PRINT. 235 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,134 WHOA, FU! CHANG AND GRAMPS? 236 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,236 GETTIN' ALL UPIN EACH OTHER'S GRILLS? 237 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,505 BLECH! THE WHOLE THINGMADE ME SICK 238 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:40,606 JUST LISTENING TO IT. 239 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,541 CALL YOU FINE PRINT... 240 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:43,609 OOH! KEEP 'EM COMING, GUYS. 241 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,479 THESE LINES ARE PURE GOLD!HEH HEH HEH! 242 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,347 GUYS? 243 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:49,348 BUT AS I REMEMBER, 244 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,317 OUR MEETING WASNOT A COINCIDENCE. 245 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,320 THAT IS CORRECT.I CAME SEEKING YOUR HELP. 246 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,491 SO, DO YOU HAVE A MAP,BECAUSE I GOT LOST IN-- 247 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,192 MY EYES.YEAH, HEARD IT. 248 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,661 LISTEN, THE WORLDDRAGON COUNCILOR 249 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,329 BELIEVES THE DARKDRAGON HAS RETURNED. 250 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,532 WE NEED YOU TOLOCATE HIM BEFORE HEDESTROYS HUMANITY. 251 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,434 DANG, BABY CAKES. 252 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,835 YOU SURE KNOW HOWTO KILL A MOOD. 253 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,337 HE'S BEEN SPOTTEDHERE IN HONG KONG. 254 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,340 BUT SO FAR,OUR SOURCES HAVETURNED UP NOTHING. 255 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,341 DON'T SWEAT IT, SUNSHINE. 256 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,909 ME AND DRAGON MANARE ON THE CASE. 257 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:20,279 THIS IS GREAT SNACK MIX,BY THE WAY. 258 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,782 FIRST OF ALL,THAT'S KITTY LITTER. 259 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,285 SECOND OF ALL, YOUFOLLOWED US HOME? 260 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,455 IT'S THE LEASH I COULD DO.HACHA! 261 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,424 SEE POPS, A WITTY ONE-LINER. 262 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,892 AND LOOK HOW FUNNYMY FUR IS. 263 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,427 I'M A PONY. 264 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,494 I'M A CLOWN. 265 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:38,330 AND HAVE I MENTIONEDI'M HOUSE BROKEN? 266 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:39,598 WELL, ALMOST HOUSE BROKEN. 267 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,600 CLEAN UP, AISLE YOUR BED. 268 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,603 POINT IS, I COULDN'T BEA MORE PERFECT SIDEKICK. 269 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,539 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH?CAN I HELP, HUH? CAN I? 270 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,508 UNH, UNH, UNH, SORRY,FREAKY FOLDS DUDE. 271 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,411 NO FRIENDS, NO FAMILY,NO SIDEKICK. 272 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:55,915 THIS DRAGON DOES NOTNEED NOBODY'S HELP. 273 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,418 UHH. 274 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,488 SO, AFTERI PEELED GRAMPS OFFTHE BILLBOARD... 275 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,690 I AGREED TO LET FU DOGACCOMPANY US 276 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,393 FOR THAT MISSIONAND THAT MISSION ONLY. 277 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:11,430 TO SOMEONE WHO HAD SPOTTEDTHE DARK DRAGON. 278 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,566 THE BEST DANCERIN HONG KONG. 279 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,635 HYAH. SPILL WHAT YOU KNOWABOUT THE DARK DRAGON, 280 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:19,905 OR FACE LAO SHI'SFIST OF KUNG FU FURY. 281 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,273 HYAH! 282 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,575 DON'T FLIP YOUR WIG,CAT. 283 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,009 I'M NOT TELLINGYOU ANYTHING. 284 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,379 BESIDES, THE DANCE FLOORISN'T FOR FIGHTING, 285 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,514 IT'S FOR GROOVING. 286 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:33,652 OK, BOY, THEN WE'RE GONNASETTLE THIS WITH A LITTLEGROOVING CONTEST. 287 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:37,723 I WIN, YOU SPILL THE BEANSABOUT THE DARK DRAGON,YOU DIG? 288 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:42,795 UH, LAO, I DON'T THINKTHIS IS SUCH A GOOD-- 289 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:47,800 YEAH, HEY, WATCH MEDANCE, HUH. DIG ME. 290 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,901 DIG MY DANCIN'. 291 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:52,037 YEAH, OHH!SO MANY LEGS. 292 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,539 HUH? 293 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,776 WHOO.WOW. 294 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,043 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 295 00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,679 THERE'S NO SHAMEIN BACKING OUT IF YOU-- 296 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:06,318 BECAUSE LUCKY LAO SHIIS ABOUT TO LIGHT UPTHE DANCE FLOOR. 297 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,954 Jake: LIGHT UPTHE DANCE FLOOR? 298 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:09,822 GRAMPS? 299 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,391 GRAMPS, GRAMPS,GRAMPS, GRAMPS? 300 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:15,461 WAIT, GRAMPSINFINITY! I WIN! 301 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,863 SORRY, I THOUGHT WEWERE DOING A THING. 302 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,800 NOT ONLY DIDGRAMPS LIGHT UPTHE DANCE FLOOR, KID, 303 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,501 HE PUT JOHNNY TO SHAME. 304 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,437 I'M GONNA DO THE THINGAND DO THAT THING. 305 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,706 SHAKE IT LIKE YOU ARENEVER GOING TO BREAK IT. 306 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,875 LAO SHI DOESTHE RIGHTEOUS MOVES. 307 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,410 HYAH! 308 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,045 [RIP] 309 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,614 WHOO-HOO!WHOO! 310 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,883 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 311 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:41,687 ROUND 2, THIS TIMEWITH PARTNERS. 312 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,956 FU DOG, MAN,WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 313 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:48,794 NOW GET THAT TAIL OFYOURS READY 'CAUSE IT'STIME TO SHAKE IT. 314 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,098 OOF! 315 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,800 AAH! 316 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,437 YEAH!YEAH! 317 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,473 OK, BOY, FOR OUR FINALE, 318 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,977 A LITTLE SOMETHING I CALLTHE LAO SHI LIFT-OFF. 319 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,413 YEOW! 320 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,482 [GROANING] 321 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:11,884 [CHEERING] 322 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,019 WE HAVE A WINNER. 323 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,754 AAH! 324 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,522 OOF! 325 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,424 NO, 2 WINNERS, BOY. 326 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,961 LAO SHI AND HIS NEWSIDEKICK, THE FU DOG. 327 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,662 Jake: SO THAT JOHNNY WONGDUDE TOLD YOU 328 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:27,466 Fu Dog: YEAH, HE SPOTTEDTHE DARK DRAGON ONTQUEEN ELIZABETH, 329 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:31,470 A RUSTED OUT,HALF-SUNKEN OCEAN LINERIN THE HONG KONG HARBOR. 330 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,505 Chang: HE MUST BEHERE SOMEWHERE. 331 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,707 MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP. 332 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,709 GROOVY IDEA,MY LITTLE DIM SUM. 333 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,878 I'LL TAKE THE STERN,YOU TAKE THE CARGO HOLD. 334 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,414 UH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKETHE CARGO HOLD? 335 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,885 OK, WHATEVER FLOATSYOUR BOAT, BABY CAKES. 336 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,920 COME ON, FU DOG. 337 00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,993 [LAUGHING] 338 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,730 CHINESE DRAGON,I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 339 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,666 Fu Dog: IT WASOBVIOUSLY A TRAP. 340 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,801 [ROARING] 341 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:06,939 Fu Dog: GRAMPS ANDTHE DARK DRAGON FOUGHTLIKE I'D NEVER SEEN. 342 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:10,175 BUT BEFORE I COULD HELP,SOMEONE AMBUSHED ME FROM BEHIND. 343 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,944 I WENT DOWN LIKEA SACK OF POTATOES 344 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,146 AND DIDN'T WAKE UPTILL THE NEXT MORNING. 345 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,448 COME ON, DARK DRAGON,LET'S RUMBLE. 346 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,150 OOH, WAIT, WHERE AM I? 347 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:22,154 [SNIFFING] WHY DOES HEAVENSMELL LIKE FISH GUTS? 348 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:26,125 Fu Dog: TURNS OUT,GRAMPS HAD DEFEATED HIM. 349 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,129 YOU SHOULD BE PROUD,LAO SHI. 350 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,197 NO ONE OTHER THAN YOUHAS HAD THE POWER 351 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,867 TO FACE THE DARK DRAGONAND SURVIVE, 352 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,502 EXCEPT FOR YOUR PUPIL. 353 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:40,172 I SURVIVED COUNCILOR,BUT AT A PRICE. 354 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,540 SEE, THE FIGHT CHANGED HIM. 355 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,609 FROM THEN ON, THE OLD MANWAS DIFFERENT. 356 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,477 SERIOUS, MORE LIKEHE IS TODAY. 357 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,614 SO, GRAMPS IS THE WAY HE ISBECAUSE OF THE DARK DRAGON? 358 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,215 I'M JUST GLAD CHANG'SWITH HIM NOW. 359 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,650 I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S STILLGOT THE STRENGTH 360 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,485 TO FACE THE DARK DRAGONALL BY HIMSELF. 361 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,456 YOU AND YOUR PUPILARE BOTH VERY POWERFUL,LAO SHI. 362 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,457 TOO POWERFUL. 363 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,459 THAT IS WHY I BETRAYEDYOU THEN, 364 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,994 AS I DO NOW. 365 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,629 WHOA! 366 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,131 [YELLING] 367 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:07,766 HA HA HA. 368 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,436 ONE DOWN,ONE TO GO. 369 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,642 HEY, YO, JAKE.I TOLD YOU YOUR OLD MANWAS OFF THE CHAIN. 370 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,544 AND TO THINK, HE'D TOTALLYBE DIFFERENT 371 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:23,248 IF THAT CHANG LADY HADCHECKED THE CARGO AREAINSTEAD OF HIM. 372 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:29,121 OK, NOW. IT WAS CHANG WHOWAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU GUYS 373 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:35,260 WHAT IF IT WAS HER PLANALL ALONG TO LEAD YOUTO THE DARK DRAGON? 374 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,664 THAT MEANS SHE'S WORKIN'FOR THE DARK DRAGON 375 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,201 SHE'S TRYINGTHE SAME THING30 YEARS LATER. 376 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,702 ONLY INTHE SEWER! 377 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:44,970 GRAMPS!GRAMPS! 378 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:45,838 GRAMPS! 379 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,539 GRAMPS INFINITY! 380 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,945 BLECH. HAVE I MENTIONEDHOW MUCH I HATE THE SEWER? 381 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,948 UH, ISN'T THIS WHERE YOUMEET MOST OF YOUR DATES? 382 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,516 HEY, I RESENT THAT! 383 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,251 BUT YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 384 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,919 OHH. 385 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:04,790 JAKE...MUST LEAVE!IT IS A TRAP. 386 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,126 A TRAP WHICH APPEARSTO HAVE WORKED. 387 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:11,563 HEY, SCALES FOR BRAINS,JUST 'CAUSE I FAINTEDTHE LAST TIME WE MET 388 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,700 DOESN'T MEAN I'M SOMEHELPLESS LITTLE... 389 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,168 [MUMBLING] 390 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,202 OK, SO EVERYBODY KNOWS 391 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,204 THE DARK DRAGON ISONE TWISTED DUDE. 392 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,141 I THOUGHT YOU CAREDABOUT MAGICAL CREATURES. 393 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,577 I DO. MAGICAL CREATURESONCE RULED THE EARTH, 394 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,780 UNTIL HUMANS FORCEDUS INTO HIDING. 395 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,316 TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATEAN ARMY OF MAGICAL CREATURES. 396 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:36,655 SO WE CAN TAKE BACKOUR RIGHTFUL PLACEAS RULERS OF THE EARTH. 397 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:39,124 YOU HAVE A CHOICE,AMERICAN DRAGON. 398 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,926 JOIN US OR BE SLAIN. 399 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:44,563 GEE, THANKS SO MUCH FORTHE OFFER, GUYS, REALLY. 400 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,599 SEE, I'VE GOT AN ARMYOF MY OWN. 401 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,001 [CHATTERING] 402 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,036 MAGICAL AND HUMAN. 403 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,271 AND WE GET ALONGJUST FINE. 404 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,107 UH, YEAH, EXCEPTSOMETIMES 405 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,942 TRIXIE HOGSTHE HALF PIPE. 406 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,710 ZIP THE LIP,DOUGHBOY. 407 00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,812 OK. 408 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,679 HA HA HA. 409 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,714 HOW VERY AMUSING. 410 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,617 SHADES, SEIZE THEM! 411 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,820 DRAGON UP. 412 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,729 OK, GUYS. JUSTLIKE WE PLANNED. 413 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,331 TOOTH FAIRY, NOW! 414 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,732 ABRACADABRA. 415 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,669 [GROWLING] 416 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,305 AAH! 417 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,173 WHY HELLO,EVIL SHADE THINGIES. 418 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,243 WELCOMETO VERONICA'SWORLD WIDE WEB. 419 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,112 STICK AROUND. 420 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,980 [GRUNTING] 421 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,287 COME ON, GRAMPS.WE'RE GETTING YOUOUT OF HERE. 422 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,323 UNLESS I STOP YOU. 423 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,727 OR UNLESS MEAND SPUD STOP YOUFROM STOPPING HIM. 424 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:52,631 UNLESS YOU CAN STOP USFROM STOPPING YOU STOP HIM. 425 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,967 WAIT, WILL SOMEONE TELL MEWHAT I'M SAYING? 426 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,936 PLEASE, YOU'RENOTHING BUTINFERIOR HUMANS. 427 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,805 SEE, THAT'S THE THING,HOME SLICE. 428 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:05,244 WE HUMANS ARE TRICKED OUTWITH SOME OF FU DOG'SSERIOUS MAGICAL MOJO. 429 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,747 YEAH, NOW TASTE OUR SNEAKERS. 430 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,849 Both: YEAH! 431 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,317 HYAH! 432 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,687 TARA, SARA,FOLLOW ME. 433 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,724 AAH! 434 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,260 HEY, YO, CHECK. 435 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,262 HANDS UP, BABY. 436 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,663 NO! 437 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,798 YEAH!THAT'S RIGHT. UH-HUH. 438 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,134 WE BAD, WE BAD. 439 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,302 YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON. 440 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,037 WHERE YOU'LL MEET LOTSOF NICE LADIES 441 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:35,407 WITH COMMON INTERESTSAND GENERIC HAIRCUTS. 442 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,947 EXCUSE ME, MR. MEAN GENE. 443 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,250 IF YOU SURRENDER, I'LL GIVEYOU A FREE TOOTHBRUSH. 444 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,418 RAH! 445 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,020 AAH! OH! CRUM! 446 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,323 A STAIN ONMY LA LA LOVELY DRESS. 447 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:55,961 PREPARE TO TASTE FAIRY DUST,DIRTBALL! 448 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,230 MASTER, THEY'RE ESCAPING. 449 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,899 [GRUNTING] 450 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,302 GUYS, THIS WAY. 451 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,338 YO, G. YOU'LLBE SAFE UP HERE. 452 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,775 RAH! 453 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,976 AMERICAN DRAGON! 454 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,779 YOU THINK YOU CANESCAPE ME SO EASILY? 455 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,447 RIGHT, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 456 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,783 YO, GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. 457 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,985 RAH! 458 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,486 OOF. 459 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,090 HE'S GONNASWING LEFT. 460 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:28,026 RIGHT, DUCK, JUMP! 461 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,295 ORACLES, VERYRESOURCEFUL. 462 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,798 BUT YOU'RESTILL NO MATCHFOR ME. 463 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:38,503 REALLY? I WAS THINKINGIT WAS TIME FOR A LITTLELAO SHI LIFT-OFF. 464 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,439 GUYS! NOW! 465 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,142 AAH! 466 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,444 OOF. 467 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:50,315 AND THIS IS FOR THE DRESS. 468 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,318 WHAT! AAH! 469 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,457 YO, IS HE GONE? 470 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,026 YEAH, FOR NOW. 471 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:04,363 [CHEERING] 472 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:05,897 YOU DID IT, YOUNG DRAGON. 473 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,234 I COULD HAVENEVER TAKEN ONTHE DARK DRAGON ALONE. 474 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:12,070 IT WAS TRIXIE, SPUD,FU-- 475 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,873 HEY, ANYBODY SEE FU? 476 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,776 COME ON, DARK DRAGON,LET'S RUMBLE. 477 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,411 WAIT, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? 478 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:23,148 Jake: I OWE A LOT TO A LOTOF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, 479 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:27,352 ESPECIALLY MY FRIENDSAND FAMILY. 480 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,088 BUT EVERYTHING I'VEACCOMPLISHED THIS YEAR 481 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,858 I OWE TO MY REAL LIFEROLE MODEL... 482 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,226 GRANDPA. 483 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:39,398 YOU SEEM TO HAVE EARNEDA GREAT RESPECTFOR YOUR GRANDFATHER. 484 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,401 STARTING TODAY, THINGSARE GONNA CHANGE. HA! 485 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:45,437 EVEN THINGS BETWEEN MEAND PROFESSOR ROTWOOD. 486 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:49,074 WELL, HOLLA. 487 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,477 [SCREAMING] 488 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:56,315 THIS IS A VERYLONG STAIRCASE. 489 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,416 [SCREAMING] 490 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,583 MEOW. 491 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,487 JAKE LONG, TO THEPRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, 492 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:03,488 NOW! 493 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,891 AW, MAN. 494 00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:10,491 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34435

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