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[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[GROWLING]

Girl:I'M SCARED.

Boy: THE VILLAGEIS THIS WAY.

[GROWLING]

[GASPS]

SHH. WE MUST HIDE.

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

Spud:HEY, IT'S DARK IN HERE.

DUDE, WE'RE OUTSIDE.TAKE THAT THING OFF.

IT'S MY CAMPINGSLEEP MASK.

NOTE THE CAMOUFLAGE.

THANKS FOR COMING,YOU GUYS.

DUDE, THANK YOU.

THAT WE CAN HEARTHE SOUND OF OUROWN SOULS.

MMM. BRING OUTTHE S'MORES!

S'MORES WHAT?

S'MORES.

S'MORES WHAT?

S'MORES WHAT?S'MORES.

S'MORES WHAT?S'MORES!

WELL, HAVE FUN KIDS.HALEY AND I ARE OFF

SORRY YOU AND DADAREN'T AS BONDEDAS MOMMY AND I.

HE'S BEEN LOOKING FORWARDTO THIS TRIP FOR MONTHS.

SURE THING, MOM.AS LONG AS

HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHINGTOO EMBARRASSING.

ALL RIGHTY, GANG.

LET'S SADDLE UPAND HIT THE TRAIL.

EEE. UNH. UNH.

LOOKY WHAT I FOUND, GANG.

YEAH. IT'S MY OLDCOUGAR SCOUT UNIFORM.

COUGAR CODE STATES

ROAR. RESPECT, OBEYALL RULES. ROAR!

[LAUGHING]

ALL RIGHTY.LET'S BUST A MOVE

AND GET THIS PARTYSTARTED, Y'ALL.

[IMITATES BEAT BOX]

AW, MAN.

? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?

? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?

? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?

? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH.WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K" TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

DAD, DO YOU REALLYHAVE TO WEAR THATOLD COUGAR UNIFORM?

WELL, I DIDN'THAVE TO, SON,

I WANTED TO.

I MEAN, IMAGINEMY SURPRISE

WHEN I TRIEDTHIS BABY ON,

AND IT STILL FITLIKE A GLOVE.

[RATTLING]

ANOTHER ONE'SGONNA BLOW.

DAD, COULD YOU MAYBETRY TO JUST BE

A LITTLE MORE,YOU KNOW, COOL?

[LAUGHING]JAKE,

WHEN HAVE I EVERBEEN NOT COOL, HUH?[SNORTS]

WELL...

OK, GANG.SMILES!

[WATER WHOOSHING]AAH!

[SPITS]

[CRASH]

WHOA! MAKE IT STOP!MAKE IT STOP!

[LAUGHTER]

OH, DON'T WORRYABOUT A THING, SON.

THIS WEEKENDYOUR OLD MAN'S

GONNA BE AS COOLAS A CUCUMBER, HUH?

HEY, SPEAKINGOF COOL,

LET'S SING A SONG.

DAD, DON'T.I'M BEGGING YOU.

? JOHN JACOBJINGLEHEIMERSCHMIDT ?

? HIS NAME ISMY NAME, TOO ?

? WHENEVERWE GO OUT ?

? THERE GOESJOHN JACOB ?DAD!

TRIXIE AND SPUD DON'TWANNA SING SOME LAME--

? DA, DA, DA, DA,DA, DA, DA ?

? SCHMIGGITY SCHMIDTY,LOOK WHO'S PRETTY ?

? GOING DOWNTO CAMPGROUND CITY ?

? CHECK IT,HIS NAME IS JOHN ?

? SHAKE YOUR JEEMER HEIMERLIKE YOU LIKE TO DO ?

? BA, DA, DA,DA, DA, DA ?

? WHENEVERWE GO OUT ?

? THE PEOPLEALWAYS SHOUT ?

? THERE GOES JOHN JACOBJINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ?

? DA, DA, DA, DA,DA, DA, DA ?

JAKE, WHY AREN'TYOU SINGING?

PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGSMAKE ME NAUSEOUS.

HA HA!

YOU KNOW, CAR TRIPSMAKE ME QUEASY, TOO.

AT THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PEA SOUP PLACE

ON THE WAYTO GRANDMA'S.

YEAH. I ATE 6 BOWLSOF PEA SOUP,

A GREEN GODDESS SALAD,AND A SIDE OF GUAC,

AND, WELL,LET'S JUST SAY

WAS NEVER QUITETHE SAME AFTER THAT.

NO WAY. HA.THE SAME THINGHAPPENED TO ME

ON A ROAD TRIPTO RENO.

EVERYTHING WASJUST SO...

WHOA. YOU NAILEDIT, JAKE'S DAD.

HEY! LAST ONETO THE CAMPSITEIS A ROTTEN EGG.

HEY, SPEAKINGOF ROTTEN EGGS,

ABOUT THE TIMEI ATE A BATCHOF SOUR QUICHE?

Spud: CARRIE'SQUICHE-ATERIA, RIGHT?

[GROANS]

HALEY, YOU ARE GOINGTO LOVE THIS.

THAN A WEEKENDAT A NICE, QUIET,PEACEFUL--

BUCKLE UP, SHUT UP,AND LISTEN UP!

I THINK WE MAYHAVE BOARDEDTHE WRONG BUS.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

WHAT PART OF--[WHISTLE BLOWS]

YOU'RE LEAVING HERESOFT AND FLABBY,

BUT YOU'RE COMING BACKROCK HARD!

NOW FIRST THINGSFIRST. WE'VE SETUP THE TENTS.

LUCKY FOR YOUCOUGAR CUBS,

SO THERE'S NO NEEDTO GET ALL TENSE.

TENSE 'CAUSEIT'S, LIKE,A PLAY ON WORDS.

OK, SO WHAT TIMEIS CHECK-IN AT OUR HOTEL?

I WANNA MAKE SUREWE GET A ROOMNEAR THE ICE MACHINE.

HOTEL? I DON'T THINKYOU GET IT, TRIXIE.

WE'RE CAMPING.

THAT MEANSWE SLEEP OUTSIDE.

OUTSIDE? LIKE,ON THE VERANDA

YOU DON'T GET OUTOF THE CITY MUCH,DO YOU, TRIX?

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.ON THE REAL.

'CAUSE I'M NOT EVENPLAYING WITH YOU NO MORE.

[MUMBLING]

WELL, I GUESS THE OLDTENT ASSEMBLY SKILLS

ARE A LITTLE BIT RUSTY.[SCREAMING]

OH, I'M SORRY, GUYS.

I KNOW MY DAD CANBE ULTRA LAME.

YEAH. IF BY ULTRA LAMEYOU MEAN ULTRA COOL.

PAPA DOG'SJUST DOING HISPARENT THING.

IT'S ALL LOVEAND GRAVY OVER HERE.

YEAH, WELL, IF WEDON'T DO OUR OWN THING,

WE'RE GONNA BE SLEEPINGWITHOUT A TENT.

DRAGON UP.

HWAH! YA!HWAH!

WELL, SHINE MY SHOESAND CALL ME DAPPER.

YOU KNOW, I KNEW YOU HADCOUGAR BLOOD IN YOU, SON.

[GROWLS]

NOW YOU KNOW WHATWOULD BE A GREAT THING

FOR COUGAR AND HIS CUBTO DO TOGETHER?

LIGHT A CAMPFIRE.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW, OK?

WELL, STITCH UP MY JEANSAND CALL ME PATCHY.

I GUESS YOU GOT ITCOVERED THERE, COUGIE,HUH? [LAUGHTER]

MUST HAVEANOTHER S'MORE.

NO. TOO FULL.

MUST STOP EATING.

CANNOT RESISTMARSHMALLOWGOODNESS.

[CHEWING LOUDLY]OH. MMM.

OK. I'M TRYINGTO GET HIP

TO THE WHOLEGREAT OUTDOORS THING,

BUT I DO HAVEONE QUESTION.

WHERE'S THE LADIES'ROOM AT?

'CAUSE I GOTTA GO.

[WHISPERING]

I GOTTA DO WHATIN THE WHAT WHAT?

OH, NO.SEE, HOME GIRL'SGONNA HOLD IT.

[YAWNING]

DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE.I HAVE GOT A FULL DAY

PLANNED FOR TOMORROW.

OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

THE AMERICAN DRAGON.

YOU'VE COMETO RESCUE US.

WE ARE SAVED.

WHOA, WHOA.SLOW DOWN.I--I--

COUGAR CODE STATESMOSQUITOES SUCK YOUR BLOOD

AND CARRY MALARIA.

DO YOUR BEST TO NOTLET 'EM SCARE YA.

THANK GOODNESSFOR MY COUGARHANDY CLAW 2000.

WELL, TIME FOR THE OLDCOUGAR GOOD NIGHT.

GRR...

[WHISPERING]Good night.

ARE YOU OK?

SORRY ABOUT MY DAD.

YOU MUST HELP US.

US? WHO'S US?

FOLLOW ME,AMERICAN DRAGON.THIS WAY!

WELCOME TO THE SPRITEVILLAGE OF AVON.

WHOA. CHECK IT OUT.

DO YOU THINK THEY HAVETINY CHEESE GRATERS

OR A TINY, LITTLELADIES' ROOM PERHAPS?

COME. THE VILLAGE ELDERSHAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

[CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

THE STARS TELL USTHAT ONCE EVERY100 YEARS

A GREAT EVIL WILL RISEFROM THESE WOODS

AND ATTACK OUR VILLAGEFOR 7 CONSECUTIVENIGHTS.

THE JERSEY DEVIL.

HE WILL RAIDOUR CROP SUPPLIES

AND PILLAGEOUR FOOD STORES,

LEAVING US TO STARVEDURING THE WINTER MONTHS.

[SPITS]

[WHISTLING]

LIKE, A LITTLE, TINYPIZZA OR SOMETHING?

I'D BE HAPPY TO MAKEYOU SOME S'MORESIF THAT WOULD--

BUT THE STARSALSO TELL US

THAT EVERY100 YEARS,

A GREAT HEROWILL RISE

TO DEFEATTHIS EVIL

AND SAVEOUR VILLAGE.

THEY'RE TALKIN'ABOUT YOUR BIG, BADDRAGON BUSINESS, BOY.

TOTALLY.YOU'RE THEIR HERO.

HA. YEAH, THATSOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

I GOT SOME FREE SPACEIN THE SCHEDGE NEXT SUMMER.

THE STARS ARE VERYSPECIFIC ABOUT THE TIME.

[HOWLING]UH...

LET ME TAKEA WILD GUESS.

IT'S COMING TONIGHT,ISN'T IT?

[HOWLING]

OK. JUSTTO CLARIFY, YO.

DO YOU OR DO YOU NOTHAVE A BATHROOM?

[HOWLING]

[YELLING]

DRAGON UP.

HYAH!

[HOWLING]

UNH! UNH!

HA! NOT BAD, JERSEY.

NOW LET'S SEEHOW YOU LIKE THIS.

OW, OW, OW!

[HOWLING]

[BOINK][CRIES OUT]

HE DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO HE MESSING WITH!

YEAH, TAKE THAT,BUDDY!

I AM AFRAIDIT IS NOT OVER.

THE STARS SAYTHAT THE CREATURE

WILL RETURN FOR7 CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS

UNLESS--

UNLESSI STOP IT.

YO, I DON'T CAREIF IT'S ON THE GROUNDOR WHAT,

BUT TRIXIE NEEDS SOMESHUT EYE FOR REAL.

I NEED A GOOD 8 HOURSOF NICE--

[YAWNS]QUIET, PEACEFUL--

WAKEY, WAKEY!EGGS AND BAKEY!

[TROMBONE PLAYING]

COME ON, SON.UP AND AT 'EM.

COUGAR SCOUTCODE STATES

AIN'T NO SLEEPIN'ONCE THE SUN COMESA-PEEPIN'.

[LAUGHING]I LOVE THAT ONE.

AW, MAN.

[TROMBONE PLAYING]

OK. I'LL JUST GOEXPLAIN THAT WE'REIN THE WRONG PLACE

WHY DON'T YOULET ME TALK TO HER?

HALEY, THAT CUTE,LITTLE GIRL ROUTINEWILL NEVER WORK.

WE'VE GOTTA APPROACHTHIS THING WITH A FIRM--

PLEASE, MOMMY.

Woman: LET'S DOSOME CRUNCHES!

OK. GO FOR IT,SUGAR BEAR.

BRUSSELS SPROUTS AWAIT!

BUT I'M AFRAIDMY MOM AND IDON'T BELONG HERE.

THAT'S WHAT THEYALL SAY, SISTER!

NOW CRUNCH!

YOU JUST COST YOURSELF3 BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

WANNA GO FOR 4?

THAT WOMAN HASICE IN HER VEINS.

MM-MMM.

THIS BREAKFAST,PAPA DOG--

OH, WELL, THANK YOUTHERE, T-CAT, YO.

[LAUGHING]BUT, YOU KNOW,

I CAN'T TAKEALL THE CREDIT.

THE COUGARHANDY CLAW

HAS A COOKINGATTACHMENT.

Y-Y-AH. OH!

I HAVE GOT A FULLDAY OF COUGARBONDING PLANNED.

THAT SOUNDS GREATFOR YOU.

I'LL BE IN MYTENT SLEEPING.

[LAUGHING]NO, SIRREE, BOB.

IN THE GREAT OUTDOORSSLEEPING THE DAY AWAY.

WE HAVE GOTA LEAN-TO TO BUILD,

BROOK TROUTTO CATCH,

EDIBLE MOSSTO FORAGE FOR,

AND ANIMAL DROPPINGSTO IDENTIFY.

UH...DAD,

ON ALL THAT BONDINGSTUFF WITHOUT ME.

I HAVE SOMETHINGI GOTTA DO IN THE WOODS.

OH, GOTCHA.

TAKE A SHOVEL,LITTLE MAN.

NOT THAT KINDOF SOMETHING, DAD.

TRIXIE, SPUD,YOU COMING?

ACTUALLY,DAD'S PLAN

SOUNDS KINDOF COOL. HA.

YOU KNOW ME,I LOVE FORAGING.

YEAH. I'M-A TAKEMY CHANCES WITH PAPA DOG.

MAYBE WE'LL GOHIKING SOMEWHEREWITH INDOOR PLUMBING.

FINE. I'LL CATCH UPWITH YOU GUYS LATER.

CAN YOU MAKE S'MORESWITH BROOK TROUT?

OH, SURE THING,SPUDSTER.

THEY'RE CALLEDGILLY SNACKS.

ALL RIGHT,JAKE'S DAD. ROCKIN'!

All: OOH.

DRAGON,YOU CAME.

[CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

A FEW TINY BEDSYOU CAN PUSHTOGETHER FOR ME?

I GOT SOME ZsTO CATCH UP ON IN.

Zs? THERE'S NOTIME FOR Zs

WHEN THAT CREATUREIS APPROACHING.

WHO'LL SPENDTHE DAY PREPARING?

WELL, I GUESSTHAT'S BETTER

THAN IDENTIFYINGANIMAL DROPPINGS.

OK. HERE'S WHATWE GOTTA DO.

WE'LL BUILD A TRAPAT THE ENTRANCEOF THE VILLAGE.

THAT WAY, WHEN JERSEY BOYCOMES FOR HIS PANTRY RAID,

WE SPRITES AREFOREVER IN YOURDEBT, DRAGON.

HEY, I'LL THISOVER FORAGING

FOR EDIBLE MOSSANY DAY.

HEY, YO.I THINK I GOT A BITE.

[RATTLING]UNH, UNH.

OH. OH.WHOA!

I GOT IT!I GOT IT!WHOA!

[SIGHS]

[GROANS]

[THWACK]OH!

EASY NOW, GIRL.WE'VE GOT YA.

[WHIMPERING]

UNH. UNH.

YO, YOU THINK ANYOF Y'ALL SPRITES

CAN HELP A DRAGONOUT HERE?

NOT THAT KINDOF HELP.

THERE'S JUST SO MUCHBEAUTY IN THE WORLD.

[CRYING]

I CAN'T BELIEVEJAKEY IS MISSING THIS.

A CASE OF THE COUGARTWO-STEP, YOU KNOW,

BUT NOW I'M--I'M STARTING TO GET

THE FEELING THATHE'S AVOIDING ME.

NAH, P-DOG.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

HE'S JUST, UM,WELL, YOU KNOW,

HE'S JUST, UH--

AIGHT. PEEP THIS.

WE'LL GO FIND HIMFOR YOU.

WE'LL GET JAKEAND BRING HIM BACK TO CAMP

IN TIME FOR DINNER.

DINNER? THEY CALLTHAT DINNER?

A STEAMED TURNIPAND A PARSLEY SPRIG.

I KNOW THERE'S FOODIN HERE SOMEWHERE.

[DOOR CREAKS]

[GASPS]THERE!

NOW, HALEY.I THINK A LITTLEDRAGON FIRE

MIGHT JUST MELTTHAT LOCK RIGHT OFF.WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BUT THE MAN LADY SAYSTHAT FOOD IS JUSTA SUBSTITUTE

FOR FEELINGSOF INADEQUACY--

UH-HUH. TELL THATTO SOMEONE

THAT DIDN'T DO600 CRUNCHES TODAY!

WE'RE GONNA GETIN TROUBLE.

[CLANKING]

[ALARM BLARES]

PUT DOWNTHE CANDIED HAM.

RUN!

[CLANG]

[SQUISH]

[ANIMAL HOWLING]

YOU'RE MISSING SOMESERIOUS BONDING, DUDE.

IN CASE YOUHAVEN'T NOTICED,

I HAVE A WHOLE VILLAGEOF SPRITES TO PROTECT.

DAD WILL HAVEPLENTY OF TIME

DUDE, YOU'REEMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

YOUR DAD'S COOLAS A FAN.

HE SHOWED US HOWTO CATCH TROUT.

AND HOW TO PREVENTFOREST FIRES.

UH, WAIT.NO, THAT WASTHAT BEAR--

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKYTO HAVE THIS TIMEWITH PAPA DOG.

SINCE HIS AIR FORCE UNITGOT SHIPPED OVERSEAS.

OH, MAN. WAY TO KILLMY SUGAR BUZZ, TRIX.

[CRUNCHING]S'MORES? S'MORES?

YEAH. I GUESSI SHOULD GOFIND MY DAD.

[HOWLING]

SPEAKING OFTHE JERSEY DEVIL.

[HOWLING]

YAH! HA!UNH!

YAH! UNH!

[HOWLING]

LISTEN, JERSEY.

THE STARS ALREADYPREDICTED ME

GIVING YOU A HEAPINGHELPING OF HINEY-WHOOP,

SO WHY DON'T YOUJUST TAKE A DIVE?

[SMACK]

WHOA! UNH!

[RATTLING]

THAT THING IS HEADINGRIGHT FOR SPRITE VILLAGE.

DUDE, DO YOU KNOWWHAT'S RIGHT BETWEEN HERE

AND THE SPRITE VILLAGE?

[GASPS]OUR CAMPSITE.

BUT--BUT--THAT MEANS--

DAD!

DAD! DAD!CAN YOU HEAR ME?

HEY, PAPA DOG!

MR. L.!

HIS SCOUT UNIFORM.

OH, NO!DAD!

[HOWLING]

THAT'S IT. THIS TIME,IT'S PERSONAL.

[ECHOING]DRAGON UP.

THAT'S JUSTSHOWING OFF.

HEY, YO, JAKE.WAIT UP, BABY.

WATCH THE LIGHT,HALEY.

WHEN DOESTHE RELAXINGPART START, MOMMY?

WHEN WE GETOVER THAT FENCE.

IF MY CUTE FACEHAD WORKED,

NONE OF THISWOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

OH, HALEY.THIS ISN'T YOUR FAULT.

I'M THE ONEWHO DRAGGED YOUON THE WRONG BUS

AND THEN ENCOURAGED YOU

TO USE YOUR DRAGON POWERSTO BREAK THE RULE.

DRAGON POWERS.[GRUMBLING]

NOW THAT'SWHAT I CALL CUTE.

[SNIFFING]

CAN YOU DO IT?

[DOG BARKING]

WOW, MOMMY.YOU'RE REALLY LIGHT.

I THINK YOU'VELOST SOME WEIGHT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

[HOWLING]

COME ON OUT AND FIGHTLIKE A MAN, YOU MUTANT.

HIYA! HWAH!

OOH. HA!

HA HA!

WA-HA!

UNH!

UNH. UNH.HA. UNH.

WHOA!

[GROWLING]

[THUD]

THERE'S MOREWHERE THAT CAMEFROM, JERSEY.

[SCREAMING]

[GROWLING]

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

HIYA! UNH!

WHOA![CRASH]

[GROANING]

[HOWLING]

[GROANING]

WHOA!

AHH!

[GROWLING]

[TROMBONE PLAYING]

NOBODY MESSESWITH MY SON.

[BEEP]

EAT BEAR SPRAY!

[WHOOSHING]

HUNH!

[BEEP]

[GROANING]

OH, HOLD ONTHERE, JAKE.

[SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE.

MR. L., WHEREHAVE YOU BEEN?

AND WHAT HAPPENEDTO YOUR CLOTHES, YO?

WELL, WHEN THATBEAR ATTACKEDOUR CAMP,

[STAMMERING]I WENT INTOSURVIVAL MODE.

COUGAR SCOUT CODE:WHEN EVADINGA WILD ANIMAL,

AND COVER YOURSELFIN MUD TO HIDEYOUR SCENT.

THAT WASN'T A BEAR.THAT WAS A--

WELL, AS SOONAS I SAW IT,

NOTHING'S GONNAHAPPEN TO YOUON MY WATCH, JAKE.

COUGAR SCOUT CODE?

NO. FATHER CODE.

DAD, DO YOU THINKTHERE STILL MIGHT BE

ENOUGH TIME TO DOSOME OF THAT

BONDING YOU WERETALKING ABOUT?

OH, WELL, HECKYEAH, SON.

WHAT DO YOU SAYWE SING ANOTHER SONG

ON OUR WAYBACK TO CAMP?

ONLY IF WE GETTO CHOOSE THE SONG.

GOTCHA.KICK IT, KIDS.

? KICKIN' IT CAMPIN' STYLEIN THE WOODS ?

? THINGS AIN'TALL BAD ?

? BUT THEY SUREAIN'T GOOD ?

? NO BATHROOM,NO HOT TUB ?

? IF IT WASN'TFOR THE P-DOG ?

? WE'D ALL BE DEAD ?

? YO, CHECK IT OUT ?

? 'CAUSE I'MON THE LEVEL ?

? PAPA DOG BEATTHE JERSEY-- ?

BEAR.

[IMITATING BEAT BOX]

A-WICKY, WICKY WHOO.

WICKY WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.

[WHISPERING]Psst. Hey,American Dragon.

OH, NO.NOT AGAIN.

COME WITH ME.YOU MUST SEE.

WE ARE DEDICATINGA STATUE TO OUR HERO.

[CHEERING]

GUYS, YOU REALLYDIDN'T HAVETO DO ALL THIS.

BEHOLD!

Sprites: WHOO!

MY DAD?

HE IS OUR GREATEST HERO.

YEAH. MINE, TOO.

HOME SWEET HOME,COUGAR KIDS.

BATHROOM!

WELL, WHAT A COINKY-DINK.YOUR MOM'S HOME.

HOW WAS THE BONDINGWEEKEND, GIRLS?

PERFECT. WE HADA WONDERFUL,

BONDING,LIFE-AFFIRMING--

[GASPS]ARE THOSE S'MORES?

[CRUNCHING]

Haley: MOMMY!SAVE SOMEFOR ME.

Mom: MARSHMALLOW HEAVEN.

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