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[GRUNTS]

[HEAVES]

OH, MY GRANDMOTHERCOULD TAKE THATGUY OUT,

AND SHE'S1,400 YEARS OLD!

HEY, HEY!I'M ONLY 1,392!

DOWN IN FRONT, GRANDMA, HUH?

[GRANDMA GROANS]

[GRUNTS]UNH!

SO ANYWAY, IF THERUSHING OGRE CLIPSTHE LEFT WINGER,

HE GETS6 FREE THROWSAND--INCOMING!

WHOA. DOES ANYONE EVERGET HIT BY THOSE THINGS?

KID, COME ON.THIS GAME IS ABOUTTEAM-BUILDING

AND SPORTSMANSHIP,NOT VIOLENCE AND--

[OGRE GROANS]OH! OH!

FIGHT!

[OGRES GRUNTING]

[GRANDMA GRUNTING]TAKE THIS, YOU--

TEMPERS ARE HIGH.SEE, THE WINNEROF THIS GAME

THE GRAND-DADDY OFALL BOULDER BALL GAMES.

GUARD YOUR GRILL,GRANDMA!

WHOO! AND THAT WASJUST THE FIRST PERIOD.

WELL, LET'S SEE.UH, WE'RE PLAYINGWINTER RULES,

SO...ONLY 17.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?QUADRUPLE OVERTIME!

AW, THIS IS HISTORY, KID.

MAYBE IT'LL ENDIN A TIE.

[SNORING]

[SPUTTERS]

AMATEUR.

[SNORING CONTINUES]

MR. LONG!

[GERMAN ACCENT]THE CORRECT ANSWERIS CYCLOPS.

MR. LONG, FRIDAY'STEST COUNTS FORYOU KNOW WHAT?

50% OF YOUR GRADE,

SO...IF YOU DON'TSHAPE UP BY THEN,

YOU WILL GETTHE DISTINCT PLEASUREOF SEEING ME,

PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,IN THE BERMUDA SHORTS

WITH THE FLIPPY-FLOPPYSANDALS.

MEANING?

SUMMER SCHOOL!

AW, MAN.

? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH,WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? BREAK IT DOWNWITH THE DRAGON ?

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

UH-UH. COME ON, FU!

JUST A LITTLE MEMORY POTION

TO GET ME BY UNTILAFTER I PASS THE TEST.

OH, JAKE.CUTTING ONE CORNER

JUST LEADS TO 2 MORE.

UH, YOU JUST CUT UPMY HOMEWORK.

THE SCISSORS OF LIFEMAY CUT YOU MANY THINGS,

BUT...HI-YA!

DO NOT QUESTIONYOUR DRAGON MASTER!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANTMISSION FOR YOU.

HI, JAKE!

REMEMBER US?YOU WILL!

OH, YEAH. THE ORACLE TWINS.

SO ARE YOU THE ONE THATONLY SEES THE GOOD STUFF

YOU'RE GONNA GETA NASTY CASE OF POISON IVY

ALL OVER YOUR HEAD IN JULY.

A POX UPON YOUR FACE!HEE HEE!

RIGHT. BAD STUFF.

THE ONE WHO SEESALL THE GOOD STUFF.WHAT'S UP?

YOU'RE CAVITY-FREETHIS YEAR.

YEAH!

ROOT CANAL NEXT YEAR!

AWW.

JAKE,THE ORACLE TWINS

ARE INGRAVE DANGER.

SOMEONEIS AFTER THEM.

HERBERT! WHAT DOESA GOBLIN CRIME BOSS

WANT WITHTHE ORACLE TWINS?

HE PLANS TO CAPTURETHE TWINS

AND FORCE THEMTO MAKE PREDICTIONS

ON THE OUTCOMEOF THE OGRE BOWL.

[GASPS]USING A MAGICAL GIFT

WILL THOSE GOBLINSSTOP AT NOTHING?

CHECK OUT THE CENTAURRACING PAGE.

ANYTHING? THROW MEA BONE, WILL YA, HUH?

AHEM.

I'M A BAD DOG.

[WHISPERS]We'll talk later.

JAKE, AS THEAMERICAN DRAGON,

YOU MUST PROTECTTHE ORACLE TWINS

UNTIL AFTERTHE OGRE BOWL.

YO, GRAMPS,I'M ALL OVER IT.

HOW ABOUTI PICK Y'ALL UPON FRIDAY

NO! THE OGRE BOWLFRIDAY.

BUT YOU MUST FIND A WAYTO BALANCE YOURSCHOOL WORK

AND YOUR DRAGON DUTIES.

THANKSFOR YOUR HELP.

AND DON'T SLIP ONTHE NEWT EYEBALLS!

NEWT EYEBALLS?WHAT NEWT EYEBALLS?

EWW! TALK ABOUTROLLING YOUR EYES!

HA HA HA HA!I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM.

SO, IF YOU LADIESCAN SEE EVERYTHING,

CAN'T YOU JUST SEEWHEN HERBERT'S COMING

HMM. THEY MAY BEDESCENDANTS OF THEORACLE OF DELPHI,

BUT THE BLOODLINE'S THINAFTER A COUPLE THOUSANDYEARS.

HORRIBLE,DISTURBING VISIONS

THAT HAUNT MY EVERYWAKING MOMENT...

MINE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVECINNAMON RAINBOWS

AND GINGHAM PUPPIESIN THEM.

OH, I HEAR YOU, SISTER.THE CHEWING, THE YAPPING,

THE CARPET STAINS--AW, BLECH.

I KNEW IT.WE'VE BEEN REPLACED.

IT WAS ONLYA MATTER OF TIME

UNTIL YOU GOTCUTER SIDEKICKS.

SPEAK FORYOURSELF, SPUD.

YO, I TOLD YOU,THEY'RE NOTMY SIDEKICKS.

WE'RE POSING ASHIS COUSINS FROMOUT OF TOWN.

I FORGIVE YOUFOR SPITTING SODAALL OVER ME.

WHAT? AIN'T NOBODY SPIT!

CARA AND SARASEE FLASHES OFTHE FUTURE.

CARA SEESGOOD STUFF.

SARA SEES BAD STUFF.

QUIT PLAYIN'!

OK, OK. WHAT DO Y'ALLSEE ABOUT ME?

COME ON, COME ON,HOOK MAMA TRIXIE UP

WITH A LITTLESOMETHING SOMETHING.

YOU AND YO-YO BOYARE GONNA TIE THE KNOT.

[SPEWS]WHAT THE--HUH?

YO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I'M TYING THE KNOTWITH DENZEL.

YOU AND DEN--WHAT?

WHY DIDN'T I GETAN INVITATION?

BEFORE YOU REPLACED MEWITH A CUTER SIDEKICK.

[PANTING]

I SMELL THEMAPPROACHING, BOSS.

[SNIFFING]

LET'S TAKE THEM.

NOT NOW. WE MUST WAITUNTIL THEY'RE ALONE.

ARE YOU TWO...READY?

BLEND IN WITH THEMAT SCHOOL.

WATCH THEIR EVERY MOVE.

THE OGRE BOWLIS THIS FRIDAY.

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

OK, HERE'S THE DRILL.TOMORROW AT 2 P.M.,

I HAVE, LIKE,THE MOST IMPORTANT TESTOF MY LIFE,

SO FROM NOW UNTIL THEN,

MY ONE AND ONLY FOCUSWILL BE...

ROSE!

WHAT'S UP?

OH, HEY, JAKE.

TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNAGET A MASSIVE ZITON YOUR--

PEOPLE IN THE HUMAN REALMAREN'T USED TO ORACLES

SO JUST--YO, JUST CHILL.YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

YEAH, UH-HUH.SOMEONE'S GONNASTEAL YOUR PUDDING.

[SIGHS]NOT AGAIN.

GUYS, PLEASE!

IX-NAY ONTHE ISIONS-VAYS!

YOU--YOU'RE GONNABE A BROADWAY STARONE DAY.

I GOTTA DANCE,AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

ATTITUDE. JAZZ HANDS!

AND I'M OFF! FOSSE,FOSSE, FOSSE, FOSSE.

[GRUFF VOICE]HEY, WATCH IT!

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]UH, I MEAN...

I WAS ALL, BOBBY LIKES MEAND NOT YOU!

AND SHE WAS ALL, NUH-UH!

AND I WAS ALL,UH-HUH!

WE CAN'T HELP IT, JAKE.

THE VISIONSJUST COME TO US.

AND THEN WE HAVE TOBLURT THEM OUT.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR NASTYBREAK-UP NEXT SPRING.

AND ON PROM NIGHT, TOO!

[WHISPERS]Bring cab fare.

IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLEFOR US NOT TO SAY THEM.

JUST LIKE IT'SPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

FOR ME TO TOUCHMY TONGUE TO MY NOSE.

YOU SEE?[GRUNTING]

OK, FINE.

BUT MAYBEYOU CAN JUST...

SUGAR COAT IT A LITTLE.

[GRUNTS]ALSO IMPOSSIBLE.

EVERY VISION WE FORETELLIS 100% TRUE

AND CERTAIN TO HAPPEN.

[GRUNTING]

IT CAN'T BE TRUE! I AM NOTTYING THE KNOT WITH THAT!

[GRUNTING]

OW!

PLEASE! PLEASE, TELL MEYOU'VE BEEN WRONG ONCE.

JUST ONCE! WORK WITH ME!

UM, YEAH,THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE

TASTES DIFFERENT THANI THOUGHT IT WOULD.

IT WAS KIND OF LIKECHICKEN.

[SOBBING]OH, GOD.

Jake:ALL RIGHT, SPUD. HIT ME.

NO. ACCORDING TOROTWOOD, IT'S A PIXIE.

WHAT? I WAS TOTALLY WRONG.

IT'S NO WONDERWHY I'M FAILING HIS CLASS.

SAY IF ONE OFYOUR VISION THINGIESDIDN'T COME TRUE,

THEN THAT WOULD PROVE

THAT WE HAVE CONTROLOVER OUR OWN DESTINIES.

YEP. YEP. RIGHT.IT'S LIKE SHAKESPEAREONCE WROTE...

IT IS NOT IN THE STARSTO HOLD OUR DESTINY,

I TRY TO HOLD MY DESTINY,BUT I'VE GOT A REALLYSMALL BLADDER.

LOOK, OUR VISIONSALWAYS COME TRUE.

AND SPUDIS TOTALLY GONNASPILL CHOCOLATE MILK

IN APPROXIMATELY30 SECONDS.

WELL, HERE'S WHERE YOUR VISIONSARE GOING DOWN!

YEAH! RIGHT ON, SPUD.

THAT'S WHAT'S UP.THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU SEE? NO CHOCOLATEMILK ANYWHERE NEAR ME.

WHOA! OW!

AAH!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

OHH...

YOUR PREDICTIONS, LIKE,ALWAYS COME TRUE.

HONEY, I THINK WE SHOULDHONEYMOON IN BORA BORA.

[WHIMPERING]NO. DENZEL...

DENZEL...DENZEL...

THE SOONER WE GET BACKTO GRAMP'S SHOP,

THE SOONER I GETSOME STUDYING IN.

COME ON. SHORT CUT.

UM, CHAIN LINK FENCESAND SANDALS

DON'T REALLY GOTOGETHER, JAKE.

I SHOULD HAVESEEN THAT COMING.[GIGGLES]

YOU JUST LOST YOUR SHOE.THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.

YOU KNOW WHAT ISA GOOD THING?

ICE CREAM! I MEAN,SERIOUSLY, YUM, RIGHT?

WHAT? ICE CREAM?

IT'S LIKE YOU ONLY FORESEEHORRIBLE, ROTTEN STUFF,

AND YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING BUTBUTTERFLIES AND GUM DROPS,

BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS MADABOUT SOMETHING.WHAT'S THE DEAL?

WHEN YOU ONLYSEE GOOD THINGS,

ALL THE PLEASANT SURPRISESARE TAKEN OUT OF LIFE.

BUT WHEN YOU SEEONLY BAD STUFF,

EVEN THE SMALLEST BITOF GOOD NEWS

DANG. I GUESS I NEVERTHOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

LIFE'S TOO SHORTTO LET A LITTLEBAD NEWS

OOH, SPEAKING OFBAD NEWS,

GOBLINS ARE GONNAFALL FROM THE SKY!

I BET THAT WILL BEEXCITING.

NICE WORK. SEIZE THEM!

[GOBLINS LAUGHING]

[VOICE ECHOING]DRAGON UP!

[GOBLINS GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[GOBLINS SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

HA! LOOK OUT, NOW!TIME TO TAKE OUTTHE TRASH!

HA!

WHOO! HA! HA!

PUT A LID ON IT, YO!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Goblin: GET HIM!

HEY, YOU GOBLINSDON'T QUIT!

THIS ENTIRE ALLEYIS GONNA BE AWASH

WITH ROTTEN FISH.PEE-EW!

Jake:FISH! THAT'S IT!

SNIFF IT UP, GOBLINS!

[ALL GROANING]

IT'S AWFUL!IT'S AWFUL!

IT PAINS ME! CURSEMY SENSITIVE NOSE!

AND FOR DRAGGING USDOWN A DARK ALLEY

HEY, THANKS FOR HOOKINGME UP IN THAT FISH TIP.

I COULDN'T HAVE BEATTHE GOBLINS WITHOUT IT.

I JUST CALL 'EMLIKE I SEE 'EM.

SPEAKING OF SEEING,CONGRATULATIONS, GENIUS.

YOU'RE GONNA GET NUMBER 4 RIGHTON YOUR MYTHOLOGY TEST.

THOSE GUYS WERE TOTALLYOVERRATED, IF YOU ASK ME.

UH, DID YOU JUSTHAVE A VISION

ABOUT THE RIGHT ANSWERSTO MY MYTHOLOGY TEST?

LOOKS THAT WAY.

IF I DIDN'T THINKYOU'D SLAP THE LIVINGDAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.

OH, GOOD CALL.

I LIKE KISSES!

OK, OK. JUSTCLEAR YOUR MIND

AND GIVE ME SOME MOREVISIONS FROM THE TEST.

JAKE, WE CAN'T ASKFOR VISIONS TO COME.

THEY JUST DO. OH!

SPUD'S GONNA GETNUMBER 12 WRONG.

WHAT DOES HE ANSWER?TRUE.

AWESOME! 4 IS ARGONAUT.12 IS FALSE.

WELL, THEY'RE NOT REAL SHOES.THEY'RE LIKE PAW SOCKS.THEY PROTECT YOUR PADS.

FU! DON'T DISTRACT THEM!

OK, LET'S TALK ABOUTTHE ESSAY SECTION.

HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?

JUST PRACTICINGMY PAPER TRAINING.

HA. OH! TALK ABOUTYOUR YELLOWJOURNALISM.

BA-DOOM-BOOM.HEH HEH. WHOA.

[GIGGLES]WE'RE JUST HELPING JAKE

CHEAT ONHIS MYTHOLOGY TEST!

WHAT? NO, NO, NOT CHEAT.

JAKE, REMEMBER, THE EASY WAYIS NOT ALWAYS THE BEST WAY.

WHEN YOU CUT CORNERS--

AAH! I KNOW!

I KNOW!

[RAPPING]THAT I'M LOOKING FORWARDTO YOUR TEST TODAY

BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO INVENTA GRADE HIGHER THAN AN "A."

HOP!

[BEAT BOXING]

HOLLA!

THE OGRE BOWL ISTHIS AFTERNOON.

WE HAVE TO GETTHOSE TWINS.

AHEM. UH, WHAT AREYOU LOOKING AT,SISTER?

YOU THINKYOU'RE ALL THAT?

THAT'S RIGHT,KEEP WALKING, HONEY.

BOBBY'S MINE,YOU HEAR ME?

WHEW. THANKS AGAINFOR THE TIP ABOUT THATSKUNKED MEAT LOAF.

MY PLEASURE!

LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING,

YOU KNOW ONIONSGIVE YOU HEARTBURN.

IT'S MY LIFE, WOMAN!

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE LIFETHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TOBE BUILDING TOGETHER?

WHAT ABOUT LITTLESHANIQUA AND DENZELINA?

THAT DADDY CAN'T TAKETHEM TO GYM-O-RAMA

BECAUSE HE'SBURPING UP ONIONS.

[SIGHS]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I APPRECIATE THAT.

[GASPS]

THAT ROSE GIRL!

WHAT?WHAT'S UP?IS SHE OK?

NO, BUT SOMEONE'S GONNATAKE THE LAST PUDDING

BEFORE SHE GETS IT.

OH, ARE THEY?

MY PUDDING!HERE.

THIS IS BETTERFOR YOU, ANYWAY.

[SIGHS]YOU'RE RIGHT.

AHEM. PUDDIN', M'LADY?

YOU GOT METHE LAST ONE.

YO. HEH. THAT'S WHATFRIENDS ARE FOR.

OK, WAIT A MINUTE.YOU SAID SOMEONE ELSE

WAS GONNA TAKETHE LAST PUDDING.

HELLO, SOMEONE DID.JAKE.

YEAH, BUT--BUT IF YOUHADN'T HAVE--

AND THEN HEWOULDN'T HAVE--

THEN YOU--HUH?

OUR VISIONSALWAYS COME TRUE,

JUST NOT ALWAYSIN THE WAY YOU EXPECT.

NOW'S OUR CHANCE.QUICK...

BEFORE DRAGON BOYCOMES.

WHAT? SHE DIGS ME.

[CRASH]

AND LIKE, YOU KNOW BOBBYWILL TOTALLY DUMP SHELLEY

AS SOON AS HER ROOTS SHOW.DYE JOB, MUCH?

YO, I THINK WE'RETOTALLY ONTO SOMETHINGWITH THIS ROSE THING.

SO AFTER WE TAKETHE MYTHOLOGY TEST,

MAYBE WE CAN GO AND VISIONSOME STUFF ABOUT HER.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKINGABOUT, SOME--

WHAT IN THE HECKIS A PIXIE SCHNITZEL?

I JUST GOT A STRONG VISION OFUS SMELLING PIXIE SCHNITZEL.

OH! AND ROSE IS TOTALLY GONNATRIP DOWN STAIRS

IN, LIKE, 30 SECONDS.

YO! I'M ON IT!

WHOA!

OH.

WHOO. YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO BEAT THE RIGHT PLACE

AT THE RIGHT TIMETHESE DAYS.

SPEAKING OFTHE RIGHT TIME...

[BELL RINGS]

I, UH...

THANKS FOR THE PUDDING.

CARE TO JOIN USFOR THE TEST, MR. LONG?

MY-MY COUSINS ARESUPPOSED TO SIT--WHOA!

[BUZZING]

HEY, HEY! WATCH IT!

UH, THIS IS SORT OFA BAD TIME.

THE BAD NEWS IS WE'REGONNA GET NABBEDBY HERBERT! HEE!

THE GOOD NEWS IS,YOU'RE GONNA RESCUE US.

THE BAD NEWS ISYOU'RE GONNA GET HITBY A BOULDER

GOING 180MILES PER HOUR.

WOW! THAT'S GONNA HURT!

HERE. GOTTA GOTO THE BATHROOM.

YOU REALIZETHAT IF YOU LEAVE,

YOU WILL FAIL THIS TEST.

[DOOR OPENS]

AH. MUST HAVE BEENTHE MEAT LOAF.

CARA! SARA!

AND THE JERSEY KNUCKLE-DRAGGERSHAVE BEEN TOSSING BOULDERSAT EACH OTHER FOR YEARS.

HEH HEH. HEY, MAYBE THEY SHOULDJUST THROW AROUND J.T.'SBIG BALD HEAD!

EVERYBODY COME ON!

KID, YOU'RE JUSTIN TIME!

WE GOTTA GET OVERTO MADISON--

JAKE, WHERE ARETHE ORACLE TWINS?

[INHALES]

HERBERT NEVER MISSESTHE OGRE BOWL.

I AM SURE THE TWINSARE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS?

CODE FOR SECRETMAGICAL EVENT INSIDE.

TRUST ME.BY THE TIME THEOGRE BOWL IS OVER,

THEY'LL NEEDTO RENOVATE.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]UNH!

AW, WE'RE NEVER GONNAFIND THEM IN THIS PLACE.

THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE.

PIXIE SCHNITZEL.

TO BE THINKING ABOUT THATDELICIOUS, STEAMING FRESHSCHNITZEL

THAT THE PIXIES SERVE WITHTHE LITTLE SPRINKLES AND--

OK, JUST A QUICK ONE.

SARA HAD A VISIONOF THEM SMELLING IT.THERE!

COME ON. YUM.

AND YOU'LL GETALL THE PIXIE SCHNITZELYOUR HEART DESIRES.

GREAT. THANKS.

[SPLAT]

OK, LIKE, SORRY,RUDE GIRL.

I DON'T KNOW WHOYOU THINK YOU ARE,

BUT--FRANK, IT'S OVER.

YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOLANYMORE.

YOU'LL REGRET GOINGOUT WITH SHELLEY!

YOU HEAR ME, BOBBY?

BEAUTY IS ONLYSKIN DEEP!

SKIN DEEP!

IT'S NOT TOO LATEFOR SOME SERIOUSHALF-TIME BETS,

SO YOU LADIES BETTERSTART FORESEEING

SOME OGRE BOWL ACTION

OR ELSE WHAT,HERBIE?

JUST LET THE TWINS--

[GRUNTING]

I'M GOING TO MAKE A GOLD MINEOFF THESE ORACLES.

[GRUNTS]

AAH!

[CRASH]

THEY'RE NOT JUSTORACLES.

AND YOU CAN'T JUSTUSE THEM FOR YOUR OWNSELFISH REASONS.

OH, SPEAKINGOF THAT,

HOW'S ROSE?

SHE'S GREAT, THANKS.

WAIT, WAIT.I DIDN'T USE--

I MEAN, I DIDN'T USE--I MEAN--

IT'S TIME TO PLAYSOME HALFTIME ACTION.

[BOTH GASP]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

FU! LET'S GO!

[PANTING]

[BUZZER]

SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN CLOCKEDAT OVER 180 MILES PER HOUR.J.T., I'M SCARED. WHAT ARE YOU?

WAIT.180 MILES PER HOUR...

IF I GO OUT THERE,I'LL--

JAKE!

HERE GOES NOTHING.

DRAGON ON THE FIELD!

WHAT'S YOUR HURRY,HERBIE?

KID, BEHIND YOU!

HUH? OH, GOSH!

SAY WHAT?

[ALL SHOUTING]

JAKE! OH, TALK TO ME.

OH...I GOTTAGET OUT OF HERE.

I'M GONNA GET HITBY A BOULDER

GOING 180MILES PER HOUR!

HA HA HA HA!

ALREADY HAPPENED,KID.

HEY, CAN I GETA LITTLE HELPOVER HERE?

LET'S TAKE A LOOKAT THAT LAST PLAY.

THE BOULDER HERE WAS GOING180 MILES PER HOUR,

BUT JAKE WAS FLYINGAT A CRUISING SPEEDOF 179.

THAT MAKES THE RELATIVESPEED OF THE BOULDER A MEREONE MILE AN HOUR,

[CHUCKLING]NOW, IF IT WAS J.T.'SBIG BALD HEAD THAT HIT YA,

THAT WOULD HAVE BEENANOTHER STORY, RIGHT, J.T.?

'CAUSE THAT'S A ROCK.THAT'S A BIG, HARD--

ALL RIGHT, SMARTY PANTS,TAKE A WALK.

THANKS FOR SAVING US!

I KNEW YOU WOULD.

I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

OW! STOP! THAT'STHE THANKS I GETFOR SAVING YOUR LIFE?

WELL, IF YOU HADN'TABANDONED US IN THE HALLWAY,

YOU WOULDN'T HAVEHAD TO SAVE OUR LIVESIN THE FIRST PLACE...

NOW THAT WE DON'TTOTALLY APPRECIATE IT!

I'M JUST SAYINGYOU COULD HAVE CALLED.

I KEPT DINNER WARMFOR YOU ALL NIGHT.

YO, WHATEVER.I ATE DINNER AT HOME.

WE NEED TO COMMUNICATEIF WE WANT THIS THINGTO WORK!

DOES THE RABBITGO THROUGH THE HOLEOR UNDER THE HOLE?

WE'RE TYING THIS THINGIN A KNOT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

HEH. TRIX!

HUH. WE TIED THE KNOT.

THAT'S WHAT ORACLE GIRLWAS TALKING ABOUT.

HA! WE TIED THE KNOT!

YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO--

THE WEDDING IS OFF,DUDETTE!

HEAR THAT,LADIES OF N.Y.C.?

SPUD IS ONCE AGAINA FREE MAN!

MMM. DENZEL, HONEY...

YOU KEEP THE LIGHT ONFOR MAMA TRIXIE, OK?

DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'TGET TO GO TO BORA BORA?

SO I GUESS I WASN'TTHE BEST BODYGUARD, HUH?

WELL, YOU DID GIVE UPYOUR TEST TO SAVE US.

OH, SPEAKING OF THE TEST--

ACTUALLY, EVERYONE'S GONNAHAVE TO TAKE A WHOLE NEW TEST.

SOMETHING INVOLVINGBAD MEAT LOAF.

UGH. YOU'LL FIND OUTTOMORROW.

LISTEN, WE OWE YOU ONE.

AND SEE IF ANY VISIONSFROM THE NEW TESTHIT US.

THANKS, BUTNO MORE SHORTCUTS.

I THINK I'LL TAKE CARE OFTHIS ONE MYSELF.

WELL, THANKS FOR RISKINGYOUR LIFE TO SAVE US,

KNOWING YOU WERE GONNA GET HITBY THAT BOULDER AND EVERYTHING.

HEY! LIFE'S TOO SHORTTO LET A LITTLE BAD NEWSKEEP YOU FROM LIVING.

THAT'S A SUPER DUPERATTITUDE!

WHEN YOU FIND OUTTHE DARK, AWFUL TRUTHABOUT ROSE.

WELL, HEH HEH, NIGHT!

WHAT? WHAT--WHAT--WHAT TRUTH?

HEY, GUYS!

GUYS!

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