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OH! 15 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:41,841 FIGHT! 16 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:44,077 [OGRES GRUNTING] 17 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,882 [GRANDMA GRUNTING]TAKE THIS, YOU-- 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,584 TEMPERS ARE HIGH.SEE, THE WINNEROF THIS GAME 19 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:55,655 THE GRAND-DADDY OFALL BOULDER BALL GAMES. 20 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,124 GUARD YOUR GRILL,GRANDMA! 21 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:01,694 WHOO! AND THAT WASJUST THE FIRST PERIOD. 22 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:05,698 WELL, LET'S SEE.UH, WE'RE PLAYINGWINTER RULES, 23 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:07,567 SO...ONLY 17. 24 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:11,604 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?QUADRUPLE OVERTIME! 25 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,073 AW, THIS IS HISTORY, KID. 26 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,841 MAYBE IT'LL ENDIN A TIE. 27 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,110 [SNORING] 28 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,144 [SPUTTERS] 29 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:18,945 AMATEUR. 30 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:22,182 [SNORING CONTINUES] 31 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:23,616 MR. LONG! 32 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,886 [GERMAN ACCENT]THE CORRECT ANSWERIS CYCLOPS. 33 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:30,256 MR. LONG, FRIDAY'STEST COUNTS FORYOU KNOW WHAT? 34 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,858 50% OF YOUR GRADE, 35 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,726 SO...IF YOU DON'TSHAPE UP BY THEN, 36 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:36,129 YOU WILL GETTHE DISTINCT PLEASUREOF SEEING ME, 37 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,264 PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,IN THE BERMUDA SHORTS 38 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,200 WITH THE FLIPPY-FLOPPYSANDALS. 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,835 MEANING? 40 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,203 SUMMER SCHOOL! 41 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,771 AW, MAN. 42 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:49,776 ? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ? 43 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,346 ? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ? 44 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:56,349 ? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ? 45 00:01:56,349 --> 00:02:00,220 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 46 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,222 ? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ? 47 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:07,093 ? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ? 48 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,795 ? REAL LIVE WIRE ? 49 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,964 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 50 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,298 DRAGON UP! 51 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,400 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 52 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,170 OH, OH, OH,WHOA! 53 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,673 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 54 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:21,808 ? BREAK IT DOWNWITH THE DRAGON ? 55 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,676 ? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ? 56 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,311 ? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ? 57 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,646 ? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ? 58 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,882 ? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ? 59 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,283 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 60 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:31,417 ? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ? 61 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,720 ? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ? 62 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,223 ? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ? 63 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:38,958 YA HEARD! 64 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,161 JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK! 65 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,631 AW, MAN. 66 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,004 UH-UH. COME ON, FU! 67 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,939 JUST A LITTLE MEMORY POTION 68 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,241 TO GET ME BY UNTILAFTER I PASS THE TEST. 69 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,710 OH, JAKE.CUTTING ONE CORNER 70 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:58,878 JUST LEADS TO 2 MORE. 71 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,480 UH, YOU JUST CUT UPMY HOMEWORK. 72 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,350 THE SCISSORS OF LIFEMAY CUT YOU MANY THINGS, 73 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,753 BUT...HI-YA! 74 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,087 DO NOT QUESTIONYOUR DRAGON MASTER! 75 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:11,724 I HAVE AN IMPORTANTMISSION FOR YOU. 76 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:13,860 HI, JAKE! 77 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,995 REMEMBER US?YOU WILL! 78 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:17,964 OH, YEAH. THE ORACLE TWINS. 79 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:21,000 SO ARE YOU THE ONE THATONLY SEES THE GOOD STUFF 80 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,270 YOU'RE GONNA GETA NASTY CASE OF POISON IVY 81 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,972 ALL OVER YOUR HEAD IN JULY. 82 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,074 A POX UPON YOUR FACE!HEE HEE! 83 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,442 RIGHT. BAD STUFF. 84 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:33,346 THE ONE WHO SEESALL THE GOOD STUFF.WHAT'S UP? 85 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,715 YOU'RE CAVITY-FREETHIS YEAR. 86 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,416 YEAH! 87 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,451 ROOT CANAL NEXT YEAR! 88 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:39,452 AWW. 89 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:41,754 JAKE,THE ORACLE TWINS 90 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,223 ARE INGRAVE DANGER. 91 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,791 SOMEONEIS AFTER THEM. 92 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,960 HERBERT! WHAT DOESA GOBLIN CRIME BOSS 93 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:47,927 WANT WITHTHE ORACLE TWINS? 94 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,796 HE PLANS TO CAPTURETHE TWINS 95 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,130 AND FORCE THEMTO MAKE PREDICTIONS 96 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,432 ON THE OUTCOMEOF THE OGRE BOWL. 97 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,867 [GASPS]USING A MAGICAL GIFT 98 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,503 WILL THOSE GOBLINSSTOP AT NOTHING? 99 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,439 CHECK OUT THE CENTAURRACING PAGE. 100 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:04,210 ANYTHING? THROW MEA BONE, WILL YA, HUH? 101 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,778 AHEM. 102 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,981 I'M A BAD DOG. 103 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,082 [WHISPERS]We'll talk later. 104 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,050 JAKE, AS THEAMERICAN DRAGON, 105 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,452 YOU MUST PROTECTTHE ORACLE TWINS 106 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,987 UNTIL AFTERTHE OGRE BOWL. 107 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,188 YO, GRAMPS,I'M ALL OVER IT. 108 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,823 HOW ABOUTI PICK Y'ALL UPON FRIDAY 109 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:20,326 NO! THE OGRE BOWLFRIDAY. 110 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:24,797 BUT YOU MUST FIND A WAYTO BALANCE YOURSCHOOL WORK 111 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,066 AND YOUR DRAGON DUTIES. 112 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:28,401 THANKSFOR YOUR HELP. 113 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,803 AND DON'T SLIP ONTHE NEWT EYEBALLS! 114 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:34,173 NEWT EYEBALLS?WHAT NEWT EYEBALLS? 115 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:36,909 EWW! TALK ABOUTROLLING YOUR EYES! 116 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,544 HA HA HA HA!I GOT A MILLION OF 'EM. 117 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,480 SO, IF YOU LADIESCAN SEE EVERYTHING, 118 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,248 CAN'T YOU JUST SEEWHEN HERBERT'S COMING 119 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:47,153 HMM. THEY MAY BEDESCENDANTS OF THEORACLE OF DELPHI, 120 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:50,223 BUT THE BLOODLINE'S THINAFTER A COUPLE THOUSANDYEARS. 121 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,558 HORRIBLE,DISTURBING VISIONS 122 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,560 THAT HAUNT MY EVERYWAKING MOMENT... 123 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,964 MINE ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVECINNAMON RAINBOWS 124 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,499 AND GINGHAM PUPPIESIN THEM. 125 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:03,569 OH, I HEAR YOU, SISTER.THE CHEWING, THE YAPPING, 126 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:06,539 THE CARPET STAINS--AW, BLECH. 127 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,075 I KNEW IT.WE'VE BEEN REPLACED. 128 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:10,276 IT WAS ONLYA MATTER OF TIME 129 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,345 UNTIL YOU GOTCUTER SIDEKICKS. 130 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,846 SPEAK FORYOURSELF, SPUD. 131 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:16,449 YO, I TOLD YOU,THEY'RE NOTMY SIDEKICKS. 132 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:20,420 WE'RE POSING ASHIS COUSINS FROMOUT OF TOWN. 133 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,889 I FORGIVE YOUFOR SPITTING SODAALL OVER ME. 134 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,525 WHAT? AIN'T NOBODY SPIT! 135 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,561 CARA AND SARASEE FLASHES OFTHE FUTURE. 136 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,063 CARA SEESGOOD STUFF. 137 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,230 SARA SEES BAD STUFF. 138 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,432 QUIT PLAYIN'! 139 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,233 OK, OK. WHAT DO Y'ALLSEE ABOUT ME? 140 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,035 COME ON, COME ON,HOOK MAMA TRIXIE UP 141 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,603 WITH A LITTLESOMETHING SOMETHING. 142 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:41,341 YOU AND YO-YO BOYARE GONNA TIE THE KNOT. 143 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,444 [SPEWS]WHAT THE--HUH? 144 00:05:44,444 --> 00:05:46,312 YO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 145 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:48,314 I'M TYING THE KNOTWITH DENZEL. 146 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,415 YOU AND DEN--WHAT? 147 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,451 WHY DIDN'T I GETAN INVITATION? 148 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:56,489 BEFORE YOU REPLACED MEWITH A CUTER SIDEKICK. 149 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,057 [PANTING] 150 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,992 I SMELL THEMAPPROACHING, BOSS. 151 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,060 [SNIFFING] 152 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,228 LET'S TAKE THEM. 153 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:05,531 NOT NOW. WE MUST WAITUNTIL THEY'RE ALONE. 154 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,234 ARE YOU TWO...READY? 155 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:11,003 BLEND IN WITH THEMAT SCHOOL. 156 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,638 WATCH THEIR EVERY MOVE. 157 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,540 THE OGRE BOWLIS THIS FRIDAY. 158 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,142 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 159 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,878 OK, HERE'S THE DRILL.TOMORROW AT 2 P.M., 160 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,280 I HAVE, LIKE,THE MOST IMPORTANT TESTOF MY LIFE, 161 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,348 SO FROM NOW UNTIL THEN, 162 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:25,618 MY ONE AND ONLY FOCUSWILL BE... 163 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,019 ROSE! 164 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:27,954 WHAT'S UP? 165 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,489 OH, HEY, JAKE. 166 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:33,259 TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNAGET A MASSIVE ZITON YOUR-- 167 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:36,529 PEOPLE IN THE HUMAN REALMAREN'T USED TO ORACLES 168 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:40,533 SO JUST--YO, JUST CHILL.YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 169 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:43,403 YEAH, UH-HUH.SOMEONE'S GONNASTEAL YOUR PUDDING. 170 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,471 [SIGHS]NOT AGAIN. 171 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:46,439 GUYS, PLEASE! 172 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,374 IX-NAY ONTHE ISIONS-VAYS! 173 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:51,511 YOU--YOU'RE GONNABE A BROADWAY STARONE DAY. 174 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:55,248 I GOTTA DANCE,AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! 175 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,482 ATTITUDE. JAZZ HANDS! 176 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,519 AND I'M OFF! FOSSE,FOSSE, FOSSE, FOSSE. 177 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,988 [GRUFF VOICE]HEY, WATCH IT! 178 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,223 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]UH, I MEAN... 179 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,459 I WAS ALL, BOBBY LIKES MEAND NOT YOU! 180 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,327 AND SHE WAS ALL, NUH-UH! 181 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:11,063 AND I WAS ALL,UH-HUH! 182 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:12,231 WE CAN'T HELP IT, JAKE. 183 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:13,933 THE VISIONSJUST COME TO US. 184 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,335 AND THEN WE HAVE TOBLURT THEM OUT. 185 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,671 SORRY ABOUT YOUR NASTYBREAK-UP NEXT SPRING. 186 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:20,640 AND ON PROM NIGHT, TOO! 187 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,542 [WHISPERS]Bring cab fare. 188 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:25,378 IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLEFOR US NOT TO SAY THEM. 189 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,146 JUST LIKE IT'SPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE 190 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,248 FOR ME TO TOUCHMY TONGUE TO MY NOSE. 191 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,451 YOU SEE?[GRUNTING] 192 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,385 OK, FINE. 193 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,020 BUT MAYBEYOU CAN JUST... 194 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,621 SUGAR COAT IT A LITTLE. 195 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,323 [GRUNTS]ALSO IMPOSSIBLE. 196 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:41,461 EVERY VISION WE FORETELLIS 100% TRUE 197 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,362 AND CERTAIN TO HAPPEN. 198 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,530 [GRUNTING] 199 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:51,370 IT CAN'T BE TRUE! I AM NOTTYING THE KNOT WITH THAT! 200 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:55,208 [GRUNTING] 201 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,676 OW! 202 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:00,213 PLEASE! PLEASE, TELL MEYOU'VE BEEN WRONG ONCE. 203 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,649 JUST ONCE! WORK WITH ME! 204 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,485 UM, YEAH,THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE 205 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,620 TASTES DIFFERENT THANI THOUGHT IT WOULD. 206 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:08,988 IT WAS KIND OF LIKECHICKEN. 207 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,656 [SOBBING]OH, GOD. 208 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,659 Jake:ALL RIGHT, SPUD. HIT ME. 209 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,729 NO. ACCORDING TOROTWOOD, IT'S A PIXIE. 210 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,598 WHAT? I WAS TOTALLY WRONG. 211 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,367 IT'S NO WONDERWHY I'M FAILING HIS CLASS. 212 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:25,404 SAY IF ONE OFYOUR VISION THINGIESDIDN'T COME TRUE, 213 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:26,639 THEN THAT WOULD PROVE 214 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:30,476 THAT WE HAVE CONTROLOVER OUR OWN DESTINIES. 215 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:33,412 YEP. YEP. RIGHT.IT'S LIKE SHAKESPEAREONCE WROTE... 216 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:37,483 IT IS NOT IN THE STARSTO HOLD OUR DESTINY, 217 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:42,488 I TRY TO HOLD MY DESTINY,BUT I'VE GOT A REALLYSMALL BLADDER. 218 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,524 LOOK, OUR VISIONSALWAYS COME TRUE. 219 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,360 AND SPUDIS TOTALLY GONNASPILL CHOCOLATE MILK 220 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,629 IN APPROXIMATELY30 SECONDS. 221 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:53,132 WELL, HERE'S WHERE YOUR VISIONSARE GOING DOWN! 222 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,500 YEAH! RIGHT ON, SPUD. 223 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,402 THAT'S WHAT'S UP.THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 224 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,271 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 225 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:02,241 YOU SEE? NO CHOCOLATEMILK ANYWHERE NEAR ME. 226 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:05,478 WHOA! OW! 227 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,612 AAH! 228 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,482 [TIRES SCREECHING] 229 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:12,652 OHH... 230 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:16,155 YOUR PREDICTIONS, LIKE,ALWAYS COME TRUE. 231 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:19,458 HONEY, I THINK WE SHOULDHONEYMOON IN BORA BORA. 232 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,460 [WHIMPERING]NO. DENZEL... 233 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,762 DENZEL...DENZEL... 234 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:25,464 THE SOONER WE GET BACKTO GRAMP'S SHOP, 235 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:27,099 THE SOONER I GETSOME STUDYING IN. 236 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:29,168 COME ON. SHORT CUT. 237 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,240 UM, CHAIN LINK FENCESAND SANDALS 238 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,108 DON'T REALLY GOTOGETHER, JAKE. 239 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:40,546 I SHOULD HAVESEEN THAT COMING.[GIGGLES] 240 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:45,518 YOU JUST LOST YOUR SHOE.THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING. 241 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,852 YOU KNOW WHAT ISA GOOD THING? 242 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:50,489 ICE CREAM! I MEAN,SERIOUSLY, YUM, RIGHT? 243 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,224 WHAT? ICE CREAM? 244 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,861 IT'S LIKE YOU ONLY FORESEEHORRIBLE, ROTTEN STUFF, 245 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:59,432 AND YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING BUTBUTTERFLIES AND GUM DROPS, 246 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,468 BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS MADABOUT SOMETHING.WHAT'S THE DEAL? 247 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,803 WHEN YOU ONLYSEE GOOD THINGS, 248 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,707 ALL THE PLEASANT SURPRISESARE TAKEN OUT OF LIFE. 249 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,609 BUT WHEN YOU SEEONLY BAD STUFF, 250 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,244 EVEN THE SMALLEST BITOF GOOD NEWS 251 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:16,148 DANG. I GUESS I NEVERTHOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 252 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,651 LIFE'S TOO SHORTTO LET A LITTLEBAD NEWS 253 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:21,320 OOH, SPEAKING OFBAD NEWS, 254 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,155 GOBLINS ARE GONNAFALL FROM THE SKY! 255 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:26,492 I BET THAT WILL BEEXCITING. 256 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,700 NICE WORK. SEIZE THEM! 257 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,643 [GOBLINS LAUGHING] 258 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,648 [VOICE ECHOING]DRAGON UP! 259 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:57,323 [GOBLINS GRUNTING AND GROANING] 260 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,593 [GOBLINS SCREAMING] 261 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,695 [GRUNTING] 262 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:08,200 HA! LOOK OUT, NOW!TIME TO TAKE OUTTHE TRASH! 263 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,935 HA! 264 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,570 WHOO! HA! HA! 265 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,305 PUT A LID ON IT, YO! 266 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,741 [BOTH GRUNTING] 267 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:16,809 Goblin: GET HIM! 268 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,511 HEY, YOU GOBLINSDON'T QUIT! 269 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,913 THIS ENTIRE ALLEYIS GONNA BE AWASH 270 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:25,251 WITH ROTTEN FISH.PEE-EW! 271 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,919 Jake:FISH! THAT'S IT! 272 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,690 SNIFF IT UP, GOBLINS! 273 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,658 [ALL GROANING] 274 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:33,693 IT'S AWFUL!IT'S AWFUL! 275 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:38,731 IT PAINS ME! CURSEMY SENSITIVE NOSE! 276 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,505 AND FOR DRAGGING USDOWN A DARK ALLEY 277 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:50,443 HEY, THANKS FOR HOOKINGME UP IN THAT FISH TIP. 278 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,478 I COULDN'T HAVE BEATTHE GOBLINS WITHOUT IT. 279 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,313 I JUST CALL 'EMLIKE I SEE 'EM. 280 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,515 SPEAKING OF SEEING,CONGRATULATIONS, GENIUS. 281 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,518 YOU'RE GONNA GET NUMBER 4 RIGHTON YOUR MYTHOLOGY TEST. 282 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:03,355 THOSE GUYS WERE TOTALLYOVERRATED, IF YOU ASK ME. 283 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,690 UH, DID YOU JUSTHAVE A VISION 284 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,460 ABOUT THE RIGHT ANSWERSTO MY MYTHOLOGY TEST? 285 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,461 LOOKS THAT WAY. 286 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:12,231 IF I DIDN'T THINKYOU'D SLAP THE LIVINGDAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME. 287 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,666 OH, GOOD CALL. 288 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,367 I LIKE KISSES! 289 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,503 OK, OK. JUSTCLEAR YOUR MIND 290 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,572 AND GIVE ME SOME MOREVISIONS FROM THE TEST. 291 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,442 JAKE, WE CAN'T ASKFOR VISIONS TO COME. 292 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,744 THEY JUST DO. OH! 293 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,446 SPUD'S GONNA GETNUMBER 12 WRONG. 294 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:29,248 WHAT DOES HE ANSWER?TRUE. 295 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,618 AWESOME! 4 IS ARGONAUT.12 IS FALSE. 296 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:39,859 WELL, THEY'RE NOT REAL SHOES.THEY'RE LIKE PAW SOCKS.THEY PROTECT YOUR PADS. 297 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,527 FU! DON'T DISTRACT THEM! 298 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,896 OK, LET'S TALK ABOUTTHE ESSAY SECTION. 299 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,564 HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE? 300 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:48,300 JUST PRACTICINGMY PAPER TRAINING. 301 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,970 HA. OH! TALK ABOUTYOUR YELLOWJOURNALISM. 302 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,738 BA-DOOM-BOOM.HEH HEH. WHOA. 303 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,540 [GIGGLES]WE'RE JUST HELPING JAKE 304 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,741 CHEAT ONHIS MYTHOLOGY TEST! 305 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:58,043 WHAT? NO, NO, NOT CHEAT. 306 00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:03,649 JAKE, REMEMBER, THE EASY WAYIS NOT ALWAYS THE BEST WAY. 307 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,284 WHEN YOU CUT CORNERS-- 308 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,886 AAH! I KNOW! 309 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,654 I KNOW! 310 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:16,328 [RAPPING]THAT I'M LOOKING FORWARDTO YOUR TEST TODAY 311 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,665 BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO INVENTA GRADE HIGHER THAN AN "A." 312 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,300 HOP! 313 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,701 [BEAT BOXING] 314 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,069 HOLLA! 315 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,771 THE OGRE BOWL ISTHIS AFTERNOON. 316 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,374 WE HAVE TO GETTHOSE TWINS. 317 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,376 AHEM. UH, WHAT AREYOU LOOKING AT,SISTER? 318 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,744 YOU THINKYOU'RE ALL THAT? 319 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,813 THAT'S RIGHT,KEEP WALKING, HONEY. 320 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,881 BOBBY'S MINE,YOU HEAR ME? 321 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:41,353 WHEW. THANKS AGAINFOR THE TIP ABOUT THATSKUNKED MEAT LOAF. 322 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,521 MY PLEASURE! 323 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:43,556 LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING, 324 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,591 YOU KNOW ONIONSGIVE YOU HEARTBURN. 325 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,525 IT'S MY LIFE, WOMAN! 326 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:50,062 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE LIFETHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TOBE BUILDING TOGETHER? 327 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,798 WHAT ABOUT LITTLESHANIQUA AND DENZELINA? 328 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,501 THAT DADDY CAN'T TAKETHEM TO GYM-O-RAMA 329 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,670 BECAUSE HE'SBURPING UP ONIONS. 330 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,706 [SIGHS] 331 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,442 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.I APPRECIATE THAT. 332 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,610 [GASPS] 333 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,644 THAT ROSE GIRL! 334 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,847 WHAT?WHAT'S UP?IS SHE OK? 335 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,417 NO, BUT SOMEONE'S GONNATAKE THE LAST PUDDING 336 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,420 BEFORE SHE GETS IT. 337 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,555 OH, ARE THEY? 338 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,524 MY PUDDING!HERE. 339 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,892 THIS IS BETTERFOR YOU, ANYWAY. 340 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,094 [SIGHS]YOU'RE RIGHT. 341 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,629 AHEM. PUDDIN', M'LADY? 342 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,663 YOU GOT METHE LAST ONE. 343 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,832 YO. HEH. THAT'S WHATFRIENDS ARE FOR. 344 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,801 OK, WAIT A MINUTE.YOU SAID SOMEONE ELSE 345 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,402 WAS GONNA TAKETHE LAST PUDDING. 346 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,504 HELLO, SOMEONE DID.JAKE. 347 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,673 YEAH, BUT--BUT IF YOUHADN'T HAVE-- 348 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:35,774 AND THEN HEWOULDN'T HAVE-- 349 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,142 THEN YOU--HUH? 350 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:39,678 OUR VISIONSALWAYS COME TRUE, 351 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,580 JUST NOT ALWAYSIN THE WAY YOU EXPECT. 352 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,948 NOW'S OUR CHANCE.QUICK... 353 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,650 BEFORE DRAGON BOYCOMES. 354 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,785 WHAT? SHE DIGS ME. 355 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:47,786 [CRASH] 356 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:51,657 AND LIKE, YOU KNOW BOBBYWILL TOTALLY DUMP SHELLEY 357 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,393 AS SOON AS HER ROOTS SHOW.DYE JOB, MUCH? 358 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:58,063 YO, I THINK WE'RETOTALLY ONTO SOMETHINGWITH THIS ROSE THING. 359 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,665 SO AFTER WE TAKETHE MYTHOLOGY TEST, 360 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,635 MAYBE WE CAN GO AND VISIONSOME STUFF ABOUT HER. 361 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,404 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKINGABOUT, SOME-- 362 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,139 WHAT IN THE HECKIS A PIXIE SCHNITZEL? 363 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:10,075 I JUST GOT A STRONG VISION OFUS SMELLING PIXIE SCHNITZEL. 364 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,412 OH! AND ROSE IS TOTALLY GONNATRIP DOWN STAIRS 365 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,181 IN, LIKE, 30 SECONDS. 366 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,717 YO! I'M ON IT! 367 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,486 WHOA! 368 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,454 OH. 369 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:26,025 WHOO. YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO BEAT THE RIGHT PLACE 370 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,593 AT THE RIGHT TIMETHESE DAYS. 371 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,930 SPEAKING OFTHE RIGHT TIME... 372 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,631 [BELL RINGS] 373 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,133 I, UH... 374 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,435 THANKS FOR THE PUDDING. 375 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,508 CARE TO JOIN USFOR THE TEST, MR. LONG? 376 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,612 MY-MY COUSINS ARESUPPOSED TO SIT--WHOA! 377 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,682 [BUZZING] 378 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,883 HEY, HEY! WATCH IT! 379 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,619 UH, THIS IS SORT OFA BAD TIME. 380 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:59,024 THE BAD NEWS IS WE'REGONNA GET NABBEDBY HERBERT! HEE! 381 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,860 THE GOOD NEWS IS,YOU'RE GONNA RESCUE US. 382 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,730 THE BAD NEWS ISYOU'RE GONNA GET HITBY A BOULDER 383 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,498 GOING 180MILES PER HOUR. 384 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,768 WOW! THAT'S GONNA HURT! 385 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,210 HERE. GOTTA GOTO THE BATHROOM. 386 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,745 YOU REALIZETHAT IF YOU LEAVE, 387 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,046 YOU WILL FAIL THIS TEST. 388 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,648 [DOOR OPENS] 389 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,984 AH. MUST HAVE BEENTHE MEAT LOAF. 390 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,686 CARA! SARA! 391 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:36,762 AND THE JERSEY KNUCKLE-DRAGGERSHAVE BEEN TOSSING BOULDERSAT EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. 392 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:41,233 HEH HEH. HEY, MAYBE THEY SHOULDJUST THROW AROUND J.T.'SBIG BALD HEAD! 393 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,067 EVERYBODY COME ON! 394 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,502 KID, YOU'RE JUSTIN TIME! 395 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,104 WE GOTTA GET OVERTO MADISON-- 396 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:48,574 JAKE, WHERE ARETHE ORACLE TWINS? 397 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:49,608 [INHALES] 398 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,745 HERBERT NEVER MISSESTHE OGRE BOWL. 399 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,947 I AM SURE THE TWINSARE IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 400 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,515 CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS? 401 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,183 CODE FOR SECRETMAGICAL EVENT INSIDE. 402 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,619 TRUST ME.BY THE TIME THEOGRE BOWL IS OVER, 403 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,187 THEY'LL NEEDTO RENOVATE. 404 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,989 [CROWD CHEERING] 405 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:04,990 [GRUNTS] 406 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,060 [GRUNTING]UNH! 407 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:12,765 AW, WE'RE NEVER GONNAFIND THEM IN THIS PLACE. 408 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,899 THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE. 409 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,034 PIXIE SCHNITZEL. 410 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,738 TO BE THINKING ABOUT THATDELICIOUS, STEAMING FRESHSCHNITZEL 411 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:22,141 THAT THE PIXIES SERVE WITHTHE LITTLE SPRINKLES AND-- 412 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,609 OK, JUST A QUICK ONE. 413 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:27,780 SARA HAD A VISIONOF THEM SMELLING IT.THERE! 414 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,748 COME ON. YUM. 415 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:34,019 AND YOU'LL GETALL THE PIXIE SCHNITZELYOUR HEART DESIRES. 416 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,220 GREAT. THANKS. 417 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,188 [SPLAT] 418 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,023 OK, LIKE, SORRY,RUDE GIRL. 419 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,725 I DON'T KNOW WHOYOU THINK YOU ARE, 420 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,626 BUT--FRANK, IT'S OVER. 421 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,960 YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOLANYMORE. 422 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,229 YOU'LL REGRET GOINGOUT WITH SHELLEY! 423 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,264 YOU HEAR ME, BOBBY? 424 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,132 BEAUTY IS ONLYSKIN DEEP! 425 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,101 SKIN DEEP! 426 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,037 IT'S NOT TOO LATEFOR SOME SERIOUSHALF-TIME BETS, 427 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,173 SO YOU LADIES BETTERSTART FORESEEING 428 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,908 SOME OGRE BOWL ACTION 429 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,277 OR ELSE WHAT,HERBIE? 430 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,845 JUST LET THE TWINS-- 431 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,815 [GRUNTING] 432 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,785 I'M GOING TO MAKE A GOLD MINEOFF THESE ORACLES. 433 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:07,853 [GRUNTS] 434 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:08,787 AAH! 435 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:09,621 [CRASH] 436 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,056 THEY'RE NOT JUSTORACLES. 437 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,959 AND YOU CAN'T JUSTUSE THEM FOR YOUR OWNSELFISH REASONS. 438 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,661 OH, SPEAKINGOF THAT, 439 00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:16,929 HOW'S ROSE? 440 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,163 SHE'S GREAT, THANKS. 441 00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,265 WAIT, WAIT.I DIDN'T USE-- 442 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,633 I MEAN, I DIDN'T USE--I MEAN-- 443 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:25,804 IT'S TIME TO PLAYSOME HALFTIME ACTION. 444 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,606 [BOTH GASP] 445 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,707 [BOTH SCREAMING] 446 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,909 FU! LET'S GO! 447 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,681 [PANTING] 448 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:39,218 [BUZZER] 449 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:46,758 SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN CLOCKEDAT OVER 180 MILES PER HOUR.J.T., I'M SCARED. WHAT ARE YOU? 450 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,762 WAIT.180 MILES PER HOUR... 451 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,665 IF I GO OUT THERE,I'LL-- 452 00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,267 JAKE! 453 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,936 HERE GOES NOTHING. 454 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:01,240 DRAGON ON THE FIELD! 455 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,783 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY,HERBIE? 456 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,891 KID, BEHIND YOU! 457 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,193 HUH? OH, GOSH! 458 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,406 SAY WHAT? 459 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,807 [ALL SHOUTING] 460 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,780 JAKE! OH, TALK TO ME. 461 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,149 OH...I GOTTAGET OUT OF HERE. 462 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:45,284 I'M GONNA GET HITBY A BOULDER 463 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,152 GOING 180MILES PER HOUR! 464 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,153 HA HA HA HA! 465 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,254 ALREADY HAPPENED,KID. 466 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,789 HEY, CAN I GETA LITTLE HELPOVER HERE? 467 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,691 LET'S TAKE A LOOKAT THAT LAST PLAY. 468 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,327 THE BOULDER HERE WAS GOING180 MILES PER HOUR, 469 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,730 BUT JAKE WAS FLYINGAT A CRUISING SPEEDOF 179. 470 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:02,968 THAT MAKES THE RELATIVESPEED OF THE BOULDER A MEREONE MILE AN HOUR, 471 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:07,105 [CHUCKLING]NOW, IF IT WAS J.T.'SBIG BALD HEAD THAT HIT YA, 472 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,208 THAT WOULD HAVE BEENANOTHER STORY, RIGHT, J.T.? 473 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,442 'CAUSE THAT'S A ROCK.THAT'S A BIG, HARD-- 474 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,344 ALL RIGHT, SMARTY PANTS,TAKE A WALK. 475 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,845 THANKS FOR SAVING US! 476 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:14,746 I KNEW YOU WOULD. 477 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,949 I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. 478 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,217 I'LL TAKE THAT. 479 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,820 OW! STOP! THAT'STHE THANKS I GETFOR SAVING YOUR LIFE? 480 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,056 WELL, IF YOU HADN'TABANDONED US IN THE HALLWAY, 481 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,259 YOU WOULDN'T HAVEHAD TO SAVE OUR LIVESIN THE FIRST PLACE... 482 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,428 NOW THAT WE DON'TTOTALLY APPRECIATE IT! 483 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:33,065 I'M JUST SAYINGYOU COULD HAVE CALLED. 484 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,267 I KEPT DINNER WARMFOR YOU ALL NIGHT. 485 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,502 YO, WHATEVER.I ATE DINNER AT HOME. 486 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:42,407 WE NEED TO COMMUNICATEIF WE WANT THIS THINGTO WORK! 487 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:48,247 DOES THE RABBITGO THROUGH THE HOLEOR UNDER THE HOLE? 488 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,517 WE'RE TYING THIS THINGIN A KNOT ONCE AND FOR ALL. 489 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,419 HEH. TRIX! 490 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,121 HUH. WE TIED THE KNOT. 491 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:58,991 THAT'S WHAT ORACLE GIRLWAS TALKING ABOUT. 492 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,192 HA! WE TIED THE KNOT! 493 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,194 YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO-- 494 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,495 THE WEDDING IS OFF,DUDETTE! 495 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:06,398 HEAR THAT,LADIES OF N.Y.C.? 496 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,501 SPUD IS ONCE AGAINA FREE MAN! 497 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,436 MMM. DENZEL, HONEY... 498 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,506 YOU KEEP THE LIGHT ONFOR MAMA TRIXIE, OK? 499 00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:18,010 DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'TGET TO GO TO BORA BORA? 500 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,947 SO I GUESS I WASN'TTHE BEST BODYGUARD, HUH? 501 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,050 WELL, YOU DID GIVE UPYOUR TEST TO SAVE US. 502 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,551 OH, SPEAKING OF THE TEST-- 503 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:30,856 ACTUALLY, EVERYONE'S GONNAHAVE TO TAKE A WHOLE NEW TEST. 504 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,125 SOMETHING INVOLVINGBAD MEAT LOAF. 505 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,893 UGH. YOU'LL FIND OUTTOMORROW. 506 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,495 LISTEN, WE OWE YOU ONE. 507 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:40,399 AND SEE IF ANY VISIONSFROM THE NEW TESTHIT US. 508 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,800 THANKS, BUTNO MORE SHORTCUTS. 509 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,368 I THINK I'LL TAKE CARE OFTHIS ONE MYSELF. 510 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,404 WELL, THANKS FOR RISKINGYOUR LIFE TO SAVE US, 511 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,372 KNOWING YOU WERE GONNA GET HITBY THAT BOULDER AND EVERYTHING. 512 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:51,410 HEY! LIFE'S TOO SHORTTO LET A LITTLE BAD NEWSKEEP YOU FROM LIVING. 513 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,313 THAT'S A SUPER DUPERATTITUDE! 514 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,950 WHEN YOU FIND OUTTHE DARK, AWFUL TRUTHABOUT ROSE. 515 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:00,519 WELL, HEH HEH, NIGHT! 516 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:03,455 WHAT? WHAT--WHAT--WHAT TRUTH? 517 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,923 HEY, GUYS! 518 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,491 GUYS! 519 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:11,091 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35914

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