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[JAKE GRUNTS]

UNH! YO, G.

I'M THE AMERICAN DRAGON,NOT THE AMERICAN BELLBOY.

HOW COME FU CAN'T CARRYHIS OWN JUNK?

UNTIL WE REACHTHE ISLE OF DRACO,

WE MUST TRAVELINCOGNITO.

WOOF! BARK!

SUCKER.

[GRUNTING]SO, DO THEY HAVE

CABANAS AND WETSUITSON THIS ISLAND?

JAKE, THE SUMMITIS NOT A VACATION.

IT IS A CHANCEFOR THE WORLD'S DRAGONS

TO MEET, SHARE TECHNIQUES,AND EXCHANGE IDEAS.

MOST IMPORTANTLY,YOU WILL FINALLY MEETTHE WORLD'S DRAGON COUNCIL.

YO, G., ARE WE REALLYTAKING A TRAIN

TO SOME ISLANDON THE OTHER SIDEOF THE WORLD?

[GIGGLES]DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

WE ARE TAKING THE ELEVATOR.

SAY WHAT?!

[BEEPING]

AW, I NEVER GETTO PUSH THE BUTTONS.

WELCOMETO ENCHANTED ELEVATORS,

WHERE SERVICEALWAYS COMES WITH A SMILE.

PLEASE PREPAREFOR DEPARTURE.

HOLD ON TIGHT,KID.WHAT FOR?

TRUST ME.I AIN'T MADE IT THROUGH YET

WITHOUT MY FRIEND RALPH UPCHUCKMAKING A BIG SPLASH.

GOING DOWN.

AAH!

[FU BARFS]

WOOPS! HEH HEH.TOLD YA.

? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?

? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?

? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?

? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH.WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

HEAR IT FOR THE DRAGON.

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP STREETS ?

? SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD?

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

[SCREAMING]

[DING]

ENCHANTED ELEVATORSWELCOMES YOU

WE REALIZE WHEN YOUTRAVEL, YOU HAVEMANY CHOICES--

YEAH, YEAH!SOMEBODY GET METO A BATHROOM.

I THINK MY CONTENTS MAY HAVESHIFTED DURING FLIGHT.

BLEH.

WHOA!

IT IS IMPORTANT YOU MAKEA GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION

UPON THE WORLD DRAGON COUNCIL.

YEAH. 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOTJUST ANY DRAGON, KID.

YOU'RE THE FIRSTAMERICAN DRAGON.

G., PLEASE.I'M GONNA SHOW 'EM

WHAT SEPARATES THE AM DRACFROM THE PACK.

THE COUNCILIS APPROACHING.

YET TO ARRIVE ISTHE AMERICAN DRAGON.

HE HAS MUCHTO ANSWER FOR.

YO! WHAT UP, WHAT UP, Y'ALL!

THE AMERICAN DRAGONIS IN DA HOUSE!

[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]HEY, MATES, WHAT'S SAYWE RAZZ THE NEW KID?

YEAH. WATCH THE TAIL NOW.

WHOA!

Man: COUNCILORANDAM, LOOK OUT!

HUNH!

WHOA!

HA HA! NICE MOVE, MATE.

GOOD ON YA!

Grandpa: JAKE.

SO MUCH FOR GOODFIRST IMPRESSIONS.

USING SHAPESHIFTING SPELLSFOR PERSONAL GAIN,

REVEALING DRAGON IDENTITYTO HUMANS,

TAKING A SOUL-SUCKING NICHETO A SCHOOL DANCE?

HEY, CAN YOU BLAME THE KID?

SHE WAS HOT!AH-ROO!

HEH HEH HEH.

YEAH, I'M SORRY.

LAOSHI, WE FINDTHESE VIOLATIONS

OF THE OFFICIALDRAGON CODEVERY DISTURBING.

AND, AFTER THISMORNING'S FIASCO--

YO! I GOT TRIPPED, MAN!

THAT WASN'T EVEN MY FAULT!

I DO NOT DENY THAT JAKE

IS ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES,COUNCILOR.

BUT HE HAS WHAT COUNTS MOST:

A GOOD HEARTAND AN EVEN GREATER--

LAOSHI, SUCH REBELLIONBY YOUR STUDENTIS UNACCEPTABLE.

IT IS TIMEFOR THE AMERICAN DRAGONTO BE TESTED.

HERE? NOW?

SORRY, DUDES.I CAME TO SURF.

Councilor: YOU WILLBE PUT TO 3 TESTS.

EACH HAVEA DIFFERENT SKILL

AND STANDARDOF THE DRAGON.

THE TEST OF JUDGMENTIN FIRE.

Second councilor:THE TEST OF WISDOMIN BATTLE.

Third councilor: THE TESTOF COURAGE IN FLIGHT.

WE WILL REQUIRE YOUTO PASS AT LEAST 2.

LAOSHI, YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,KNOW WHAT IS AT STAKEIF THE BOY FAILS.

ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH, IS THIS PLASMA?

'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE PLASMA.

[IMITATING CHANG]YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW...

WHAT DID SHEEVEN MEAN BY THAT?

DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF.

WE MUST FOCUSON THE FIRST TEST.

THAT'S THE FOOLWHO TRIPPED ME UP!

WHAT'S HIS DAMAGE?

GUESS HE DOESN'T LIKEBEING THE FLAVOROF LAST WEEK.

OH, IF HE WANTS FLAVOR,

JAKE, WE HAVE NO TIMEFOR CHILDISH REVENGE.

I WILL RESERVETHE PRACTICE FIELD.

YOU AND FU DOG WILLMEET ME IN 15 MINUTES.

UNH!

FIELD IN 15.I'M ON IT, G.

HOW MUCH DAMAGEYOU THINK WE CAN DOIN 15 MINUTES?

KID, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Loudspeaker: FRED NERK,PLEASE REPORTTO THE FRONT OFFICE.

YOUR MOMMY HAS JUSTDROPPED OFF FRESH UNDIESAND RASH CREAM

FOR YOUR SENSITIVE AREA.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Fu Dog: HEY, NERK...

THOUGHT YOU MIGHTBE HUNGRY FOR DESSERT.HEH HEH.

[ALL LAUGHING]

YOU!

YO, NERK, JUST WANTEDTO GIVE YOU THE SCOOP.

STEP OFF THE AM-DRAG.

NYC, WHAT?

YEAH, NOWWE GOTTA SPLIT.

HA HA HA HA!

GET IT? SPLIT?

HEY, MAYBE WE'LLSEE YOU NEXT SUNDAY.

HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA!

ALL RIGHT,LET'S HAVE A GO THEN.

Grandpa:ARE YOU READY, JAKE?

TARGET PRACTICE?BRING IT.

NOW!

Jake: YEAH,LET'S GO FOR 2!

BELIEVE THAT!

OH! OH! OH!

[LAUGHING]

OH! AH!

CRIKEY, MATE,YOU'RE CREATINGQUITE A BUZZ!

OH, OH, IT'S ON!

OFFICIALLY,I'M AGAINST RETALIATING.

UNOFFICIALLY,LET ME INTRODUCE YOU

TO A LITTLE SOMETHINGI CALL FU'S BAG O' GAGS.

[BUZZING]

FOR THESE MAGICCONFETTI ROCKETS TO WORK?

3, 2, 1.

[SCREAMS]

[ROCKETS WHISTLING]

[HUMMING]

FRED?

INVISIBLE SOAP, EH?

SCRUB-A-DUB-DUB, MATE.

HEH HEH.

MAGICAL SNEEZING SALTS.

'TIS THE SEASONINGFOR SNEEZONING.

Fu Dog: HEE HEE HEE HEE!

JAKE LONG,COME WITH ME.

THE TEST OF JUDGMENTAND FIRE IS PREPARED.

CAN'T IT WAIT, LIKE,A FEW MINUTES?

YOU MUST CROSSTO THE OTHER SIDEOF THE COURSE,

MELTING ANYOF MY ICE SCULPTURESTHAT THREATEN YOU.

NOT EVERY TARGETWILL BE A DANGER.

USE YOUR FIREWITH GOOD JUDGMENT.

YO, IF MY JUDGMENTWAS ANY SHARPER,

THEY'D CONFISCATE ITAT AIRPORT SECURITY.

HA!

BEGIN!

OGRE WITH A CLUB--

DEFINITE BAD GUY.

TROLL WITH FLOWERS--

UGLY, NOT DANGEROUS.

YO, THIS TESTIS CAKE. WHOA!

OH, NO!

NOT NOW!

DON'T SNEEZE.

COME ON.

AH-CHOO!

AH-CHOO!

AH-CHOO!

AH-CHOO!

[ICE SHATTERING]

HEY!

AH-CHOO!

[ALL SCREAMING]

HEH HEH.

SO WOULD THAT BEA PASS OR A FAIL?

[BUZZER]

JAKE, I TOLD YOU TOTAKE THESE TESTS SERIOUSLY!

WHY? WHO CARESWHAT THE COUNCIL THINKS?

JAKE, IN THE ORDEROF THE DRAGON,

THERE ARE NO BAD STUDENTS,

ONLY BAD MASTERS.

THE COUNCIL NEVER WANTEDGRAMPS TO TRAIN YOU

SINCE THEY GOTSOME RULE ABOUT FAMILYNOT TRAINING FAMILY.

THEY ALLOWED ITONLY AFTER I INSISTED

AND ONLY ON A TRIAL BASIS.

IF YOU DO NOT PASSTHE 2 REMAINING TESTS,

YOU WILL BE ASSIGNEDA NEW MASTER.

WHAT?

THEY CAN'T DO THAT!

THEY CAN!

AND THEY WILL.

NEWS FROM MY LOYAL SERVANT?

THE BOY HAS FAILEDHIS FIRST TEST, THEN.

EXCELLENT.

[SINISTER LAUGHTER]

OK, GRIFFIN,READY TO RUMBLE?

JAKE, REMEMBER WHAT YOU KNOWABOUT MAGICAL CREATURES.

GOBLINS HAVE SENSITIVESENSE OF SMELL,

BROWNIES LIKE SHINY THINGS,

AND GRIFFINS FIGHT--Fu Dog: HYAH!

DIRTY.

[GROANING]

NEXT, FU, SIREN.

AW, DON'T MAKE MEWEAR THE WIG.

JAKE'S SECOND TESTIS WISDOM IN BATTLE.

HE MUST BE READYFOR WHATEVER CREATURETHEY MATCH AGAINST HIM.

YO, G., HOW COME THEY GOTA STATUE OF THE HUNTSMAN

THE HUNTSMANIS ONE OF THE 13--

THE MOSTDANGEROUS THREATSTO THE MAGICAL WORLD.

Fu Dog: THE DIRTYBAKER'S DOZEN.

TO REMIND US WHYWE MUST TRAIN SO HARD.

SO IF THE HUNTSMAN'SNUMBER 4,

WHO'S THE BADDESTOF THE BAD?

THE DARK DRAGON.

NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE ISOR WHERE HE CAME FROM,

ONLY THAT HE'S BEEN CONSUMEDBY POWERFUL DARK MAGIC.

ONLY ONE DRAGON'SEVER FACED HIM AND LIVED.

[COUGHS] RIGHT OVER THERE.

[COUGHS] IT'S GRANDPA.

YOU?

GRAMPS, YOU THE MAN!

THE COUNCIL THINKSTHE DARK DRAGONIS GONE FOREVER,

BUT GRAMPS HEREISN'T SO SURE.

THAT IS WHY I INSISTEDON TRAINING YOU MYSELF.

WAIT, YOU THINKI'M GONNA HAVETO FACE HIM SOMEDAY?

ENOUGH QUESTIONS!WE MUST GET BACKTO SIREN TRAINING!

FU DOG?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

COME OVER HERE, SAILOR,

SO I CAN SEDUCE YOUTO DESTRUCTION.

THAT IS SO WRONGIN SO MANY WAYS.

MAGIC STINK BOMBS!

[ALL LAUGHING]

YOU SURE KNOW HOW TOSTINK UP THE PLACE.

WE ARE NOT TRAININGFOR FRED NERK!

WE ARE TRAININGFOR SIRENS, OGRES,WEREWOLVES.

SIRENS, OGRES, WEREWOLVES...

OK, WHOEVER'SCOMING OUT OF THERE,

THE TEST OF WISDOMIN BATTLE SHALL BEGIN.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Tiny Scottish Voice:OY! YOU WANT USTO BASH YOU RIGHT NOW?

SORRY! I DIDN'TSEE YOU DOWN THERE.

BROWNIES?ARE YOU JOKING?

THE TEST IS MINETO ADMINISTER,

AND I CHOOSE BROWNIES.

First Brownie:RING THE BELL BOYLE!

REMEMBER, JAKE,THE TEST IS WISDOMIN BATTLE.

I'M ALL OVERTHIS ONE, G.!

I GOT WISDOM COMINGOUT OF MY EARS!

HUH? WHAT THE...

HEY! HEY, GET OFF!

TH--THAT TICKLES!

[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

[SIGHS]

[SQUEALS]

READY, LADS?

Both: RIGHT!

[CRUNCH]AH!

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, JAKE-AROO,

YOU NEED A HAND?

BIG ERNIE! FU.HOW YA DOIN'?

LISTEN,60 BISCUITS ON JAKE.

AND PUT A COUPLE BROWNIESON THE BROWNIES.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOTNOW THAT THE AM-DRAG'SIN THE HIZZY!

HUH?

AW, MAN! WHOA!

PUT THE BROWNIES ONTHE DRAGON AND THE BISCUITSON THE BROWNIES.

NO, THE OTHER BROWNIES.

REMEMBER, JAKE,THE TEST IS--

[CHEERING]

WISDOM IN BATTLE.

COME ON, JAKE.

WHAT DO YOU KNOWABOUT BROWNIES?

THEY'RE SMALL.THEY'RE NOT THAT SMART.

First Brownie:I HEARD THAT.

THEY LIKE SHINY THINGS.

WAIT!

CRIKEY, HE'S GONNABLOW THE PLACE AGAIN.HA HA!

All: OOH! SHINY!

THAT'S WHAT GRANDPA'STALKIN' ABOUT!

UH, I MEAN,

WISE MOVE, YOUNG DRAGON.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

OY, WHERE'D IT GO?

Jake: BROWNIE LIKESTHE BLING BLING?

THEN BRING IT!

ALL: RIGHT!

All: RIGHT!

All: YEAH!

AW, JAKE, YOU DIDN'THAVE TO PULVERIZE 'EM.

OY, WHAT'S THIS THEN?

[CROWD CHEERING]

AM-DRAG REPRESENTIN'!

CAN I GETA WHOO-WHOO? HOLLER!

YOUR DRAGON STUDENT HAS BEENTAUGHT WELL, LAOSHI.

WE WILL SEE IFHE STRUTS LIKE A PEACOCKAFTER MY TEST.

HE WILL BE READY.

YOUR COURAGEWILL BE TESTED

BY THE ISLEOF DRACO ITSELF.

YOU WILL FLY THE PERIMETEROF THE ISLAND

THROUGH 3 MAGICAL RINGS,

FACING ANY OBSTACLEIN YOUR PATH.

BUT SURVIVAL IS NOTYOUR ONLY GOAL.

YOU MUST FLY FASTERTHAN YOUR COMPETITOR,

WHOM YOU SHALL CHOOSE.

OK, I'VE SCOUTEDTHE COMPETITION,

AND I SUGGEST GOING WITHTHE GUATEMALAN DRAGON.

HE'S GOT BAD ALLERGIESAND A WINGSPAN THE SIZEOF MY PINKY, HUH?

HOLA.

NO WAY, FU.

I WANT NERK.

All: OOH...

HEH HEH. WITH PLEASURE.

OK, I'M ALLFOR SELF-CONFIDENCE, KID,

BUT HE OWNS THIS COURSE!

YOU TOLD METO TAKE THESE CHALLENGESSERIOUSLY, G.

AND THAT'SWHAT I'M GOING--

STANDING UPTO THE CHALLENGE.

I GOTTA DO THIS.

AS YOU WISH,YOUNG DRAGON.

VERY WELL, THEN.

DRAGONS READY?

DRAGON UP!

BEGIN!

SORRY, JAKE-AROO,BUT THE FIRST RING'S MINE.

[SCREAMING]

[CHEERING]

HA, NOT BAD, MATE.

LET'S SEE YOUKEEP UP IN THE TREES.

WHAT?

[GRUNTING]

[CHITTERING]

HA! TRY TO FOLLOW THIS ONE.

OH!

HEH HEH HEH.

YEAH! HA HA!

Fred: HA HA.STILL TRYING, EH?

IT'S TIME YOULEARNED YOUR PLACE.

I ALREADY KNOW MY PLACE.

IT'S RIGHT HERE.

[GROWLS]

WHOO! YEAH!

HEY, I'M STARTINGTO FEEL COOL.

TIME TO MAKE IT HOT.

WHOA!

SEE YA ATTHE FINISH LINE, NERK.

WHAT?

AH! THAT'S NEW.

EASY THERE, HANDSY.

WHY ARE YOUONLY GOING AFTER ME?

NO! [GRUNTS]

LET ME GO!

WHOA!

[SCOFFS]

I'M SO GONNA REGRET THIS.

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

Fred: LOOK OUT!HE'S A DRA...

AMERICAN DRAGON.

I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

Y--Y--YOU'RE THATPUNK NUMBER ONE!

AND YOU ARELAOSHI'S GRANDSON.

Y--YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUAND YOUR DRAGON TESTS.

HOW PATHETIC TO BE STUCKREMAINING THE STUDENTOF A SECOND-RATE MASTER.

HE WAS THE ONE WHOBEAT DOWN YOUR SORRY--

LAOSHI IS AN OLD FOOLWHO GOT VERY LUCKY ONCE.

BUT NOW IT'S YOURTURN TO FEAR ME.

HYAH!

HOW YA LIKE THAT MOVE?

HMM. VERY IMPRESSIVE,YOUNG ONE.

BUT YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE ME.

Fred: OVER HERE!

HELP ME!

LOOK OUT!

[GRUNTING]

COME ON! WE GOTTAGET OUT OF HERE!

THERE!

[ROARS]

GO! I GOTTALL, DARK, AND UGLY.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

YOU SURPRISE ME, DRAGON.

[ROARS]

WHAT SAY YOU NOW?

I SAY BRING IT!

DO YOU STILL BELIEVE INLAOSHI'S TRAINING?

WHOA! HYAH!

HEH...[GRUNTS]

AH! UNH.

DIE NOW.

WHAT?

COME ON, MATE!

HURRY UP!

[ROARS]

HEY! [GRUNTING]

OW!

[ROARS]

HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT, MATE?

YEAH.

GOOD. HEH.

SEE YA AT THE FINISH LINE.

NOT IF I SEE YOU FIRST!

[CROWD TALKING EXCITEDLY]

I SEE 'EM!

IS JAKE IN FRONT?

HEY, NERK,YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

HA HA,RIGHT YOU ARE, MATE.

HEY!

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CRYING]THIS IS TERRIBLE.

THEY'RE GONNA BREAK UPTHE TEAM! AAH!

[NOSE HONKING]

EXCELLENT AIRMANSHIP,GENTLEMEN.

YOU PERFORMED BETTERTHAN I COULD HAVE HOPED.

I AM PROUD TO HAVE BEENYOUR MASTER.

THIS IS WHACK, G.!

IF HE HADN'T GOTTEN JUMPEDBY THE DARK DRAGON.

HE TOTALLY TRIED TO BUSTMY DOME, YO!

THAT'S GOTTA BE INTERFERENCEOR SOMETHING!

ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU BELIEVETHE DARK DRAGON IS BACK?

BELIEVE, NOTHING!WE FOUGHT THE FREAK.

WHAT?THE DARK DRAGON?

YOU CAN TAKE ME AWAYFROM GRANDPA,

BUT I CAN TELL YOUONE THING.

IT'S TIME TO START TAKINGTHIS DRAGON THING SERIOUSLY.

I THOUGHT THAT MEANTSHOWING UP GUYSLIKE FRED NERK,

BUT I REALIZED BACK THEREIT MEANS STANDING TOGETHER

'CAUSE THE DARK DRAGON'SBACK, YO,

AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAYWE'RE EVER GONNA DEFEAT HIM.

DRAGON NERK,IS ANY OF THIS TRUE?

HE HAD ME BEAT,BUT THEN HE TURNED BACKTO SAVE ME.

DRAGON LAW,CIRCUMSTANCES ASIDE,

THERE IS NO ARGUINGTHAT YOU FAILED

THE TEST OF COURAGEIN FLIGHT.

BOO!COME ON!

SAY WHAT?!

YO, THAT'S THE WORST YET!

BUT SACRIFICING PERSONAL GLORYTO SAVE A DRAGON IN DANGER

SHOWS EXCELLENT COURAGEUNDER FIRE.

I AWARD YOU BONUS CREDITFOR MY TEST.

JUST ENOUGH TO PASS.

CONGRATULATIONS.

Chang: WAIT! STOP!

YOU ARE GOING TO THROW AWAY

1,000 YEARS OF RULESAND TRADITIONS

ON THE WORD OF 2 BOYS?

YO, CHANG, YOU DON'THAVE TO TAKE OUR WORD.

YOU CAN TAKE THIS.

ALL RIGHT!GIVE IT UP FOR JAKE

DROPPIN' A DRAGON CLAWAND WALKIN' AWAY

LIKE A BAD BOY.

ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING!BA-DOO-DING-DO!

YO, G., THE DRAGONIS BACK IN ACTION.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE,LIKE, HAPPY.

SORRY, YOUNG ONE, BUT I FEARTHE DARK DRAGON KNEW TOO MUCH

ABOUT YOUR TESTSFOR HIS APPEARANCE

TO BE MERE COINCIDENCE.

MEANING WE MAY HAVEA DARK SPY IN OUR MIDST.

ALL RIGHT!GIVE IT UP FOR GRAMPS

AND HIS BUS KILL, MAKIN'JAKE ALL LOOK...

OUR PLAN APPEARSTO HAVE FAILED.

IN TIME, HE WILL BE SWAYEDTO JOIN US.

JUST AS ALL DRAGONSWILL JOIN US

OR BE DESTROYED.

[GRUNTING]

HEY. I JUST WANTEDTO SAY THANKS, MATE.

YOU KNOW,FOR EVERYTHING.YOU, TOO.

MATE.

HEH. REMATCHNEXT YEAR!

CHUMP![FIRECRACKERSPOPPING]

YO! HEY!

HA! WHO'S STILL THE MAN!

HEY! THOSE AREMY FAVORITE PANTS!

[FRED LAUGHING]

AW, MAN!

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