Original subtitles

? HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ?

? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?

? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?

? BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH.WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINYWILL WALK UP SHEETS ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

[ GONG ]

HEY, WAKE UP.WAKE UP.

COME ON, MOM.[SIGHS]

JUST 10 MORE MINUTES.[GROANS]

[SCREAMING]

HEY, HEY,HE PUT ME OUT.

COME ON.HEY, HEY, PAL,COME ON. HURRY.

AAH!

WHAT?

TAIL OF THE DRAGON.

HUH?

YOU GOTTA LET ME IN.I'M A TROLL.

ABOUT NOT LETTING STRANGECREATURES INTO THE HOUSE.

AS THEAMERICAN DRAGONTO PROTECT ME.

PROTECT YOU?FROM WHO?

NOT WHO. THAT!

AND IF MY HAIRBURNS--OH, TAKEMY WORD FOR IT--

REALLY BAD THINGSWILL HAPPEN.

UNDER BRIDGESAND IN THE SEWERS?

THE SUNIS OUR POISON.

I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

OK, I'LL LET YOU IN,

BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE--WHOA!

UHH!THANKS.

THAT WASA CLOSE ONE.

OK. NOW I JUSTHAVE TO STAY

OUT OF THE SUNUNTIL, UH,NIGHTTIME.

UH-UH. SORRY, DUDE.THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK.

OK. I CANTAKE A HINT.

IT'S OBVIOUSTHAT YOU HATE ME!

[LOUD SOBBING]

ALL RIGHT. OK.YOU CAN STAY HERE,

BUT YOU CAN'TLET MY DAD SEE YOU.

OR HEAR YOU!HE DOESN'T EXACTLY KNOW

ABOUT THE EXISTENCEOF MAGICAL CREATURES.

SEE, MY MOM'SBEEN WORKING ON

TELLING HIMSINCE OCTOBER...

OF '92.

QUICK!YOU GOTTA HIDE.

UHH...WHOA!

CHECK IT. THIS ISTHE GUEST BEDROOM.

WE ALMOST NEVERHAVE VISITORS.

YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.COOL?

THESE SHOES ARE STALE.

YOU GOT ANY BOOGERS?

Woman: JAKE...AAH!

DON'T LET IT EAT ME.

SHH! THAT'S MY MOM.

Troll: COULD IGET A GLASSOF WATER?

[SIGHS]MAN, WHAT A FREAK.

MOM, I NEED TO TALKTO YOU FOR A SEC.

AND WE DO NOT WANT HERGETTING LOST ON THE SUBWAY.

SHE'S COMING HERE?TODAY? TO CRASHIN THE SHOE ROOM?

THAT'S RIGHT,AND DON'T FORGET,

YOU PROMISED TO VACUUMBEFORE SHE GETS HERE.

HEY, YEAH, SURE.NO PROBLEM.

AND DON'T BE AFRAIDTO TAKE THE SLOW LANE.

DUDE, I ASKED YOU TOSTAY IN THE BEDROOM.

DUDE, I ASKED YOUFOR A GLASS OF WATER.SO WE'RE EVEN.

LOOK, WE GOTTAFIGURE OUT

ANOTHER PLACEFOR YOU TO HIDE.

AND SHE'S GONNA BESTAYING IN THE--

WHAT IS THAT?MY SISTER.

WHERE'S THEREMOTE CONTROL?

HIDE!

OOH, UH, UH.OOH!

HEY, HALEY.

WHY IS THERE A TROLLIN THE FRIDGE?

HA HA. OK,LOOK, HALEY.

THIS TROLL IS GONNAHIDE HERE FOR A WHILE,

BUT THIS ISGONNA BE A SECRET.

HMM...I'M TELLING MOM.

WELL, I'M GLADTHAT'S SETTLED.

I BETTER GET READYFOR MY DATE.

SINCE W-W--YOU DIDN'T TELL MEYOU HAD A DATE.

[CHUCKLES] HEY,SOME THINGS ARE PRIVATE.

[ELECTRONIC RAZOR BUZZING]

UGH! COULD THISBE ONE OF THEM?GROSS!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

MAYBE THAT'S FOR ME.

NO! WAIT HERE.

NO, WAIT.

WAIT HERE.

NO, WAIT--

WAIT HERE.

UHH!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

COMING!

HEY.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSEDTO BE HERE.

NOT, I MEAN,NOT HERE YET.

[LAUGHING]I TOOK AN EARLYFLIGHT.

[SIGHS] YOUR FATHER.YOU'D THINK I'D NEVERBEEN ON A SUBWAY.

OH, HI.I'M AT YOUR HOUSE,WHERE DO YOU THINK?

YOU ARE SUCH A HEAD CASE.

OK. I'LL SEE YOUIN A BIT.

I USED TO LIVE HERE,YOU KNOW, WHEN I WASIN COLLEGE.

SO, WHERE'S MYFAVORITE LITTLE GIRL?

WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T TAKE A SHOWER.[GIGGLING]

OOH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLYI COULD USE A SHOWER

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

? LA, LA, LABA, BA, BA, DA ?

Jake:AUNT PATCHOULI,LET ME, UM,

SHOW YOU WHERE THECLEAN TOWELS ARE.

WHAT? OOH. OOH.

AAH!

I'M JUST GONNACHECK ON THAT TOWELSITUATION FOR YOU.

GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.

OH, OH.

[SCREAMS]

NOSE OF THE DRAGON.

HA HA!TAKE THAT, HAIRBALL.

OH, HEY.

TOWELS ON THE--TOWEL RACK.

THANK YOU,AND NOW IF YOUDON'T MIND--

SURE THING.NO PROB.

I'LL JUST BE OUTSIDEIF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

YOU ARE SO BUSTED.[GIGGLES]

[OPERATIC SINGING]

OOH. AHH.

HEY, JAKEY, ARE YOUSURE THESE TOWELSARE CLEAN, HONEY?

[OPERATIC SINGING]

WAIT. DO YOU SMELLBURNING HAIR?

YEAH. I BURNED UPTHAT NASTY HAIRBALL

WHAT? I WAS TRYINGTO STAY OUT OF THE SUNFOR A REASON.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT HAPPENS WHENYOU BURN TROLL HAIR?

[HUMMING]

HEY. OUCH!

I PUT YOUR THINGSIN HALEY'S ROOMRIGHT HERE.

[GRUMBLING]

COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?

Mom and Dad: WE'RE HOME.

AW, MAN.

MOMMY, DADDY,GUESS WHAT?

AUNT PATTY'S HERE!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

PATTY, WE WOULD'VEPICKED YOU UPAT THE AIRPORT.

LIKE I NEED A CHAPERONE.COME HERE, YOU.

QUICK, HIDE HIM!

PLEASE?

I DON'T CARE!ANYWHERE.

SO I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT

TO GET OUT AND DOSOME SIGHTSEEING,

WHERE ARE YOU TWOTAKING HER FIRST?

STATUE OF LIBERTY?

EMPIRE STATE BUILDING?

Troll: AAH!

OH, I CAN'TGO ANYWHERE.

I'M MEETINGSOMEONE HERE.

HERE?AT THE HOUSE?

OH, IS IT THATSPECIAL SOMEONE

YOU TOLD US ABOUTIN YOUR LETTER?

WE'RE JUSTOLD FRIENDS,

BUT I THINK HE'STAKING ME TO DINNER!

SO YOU'RE GONNASTAY HERE...

ALL DAY?

[FUR BALLS CLAMORING]

WHAT ON EARTHWAS THAT?

RATS! IN THE ATTIC!

DOH! I'LL GO GETTHE NEW TRAPS.

NO!

UH, I'LL TAKE CAREOF IT, POP.

[WHISPERS] Hide himin the basement!

I'll handlethe fur balls.

COME ON!

YOU MEAN DOWN THERE?

UH-OH.OH, BOY.

[FUR BALLS SNARLING]

ALL RIGHT,DUST BUNNIES.

COME TO PAPA.

DRAGON UP!

HYAH! HA!

WHAH! HA!

YOU ALL WANTSOME OF THIS?

WHOO! HA!

AH, YEAH!

WHOO! HA!

HA!

HA! HA!TAKE THAT!

GET OFF ME,YOU LITTLE--AAH!

THAT OUGHT TOHOLD 'EM...

FOR LIKE, 2 SECONDS.

DUDE, I NEED YOUR HELP!

YOUR CRAZY FUR FRIENDSARE OUT OF CON--

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

TROLL?

[SCREAMS]

I FORGOT YOU WOREYOUR HAIR LIKE THAT!

HEY, NOW, THAT LOOKWAS VERY P-FAT AT THE TIME.

OOH! IS THAT HIM?

THE OLD FRIENDFROM COLLEGE?

YEAH.

OH, THAT'S MY STANLEY.

SURE, I'LL HAVEA TEA PARTYWITH YOUR DOLLIES.

WHY AREN'T YOU INTHE BASEMENT?

IS THIS WHERE YOUKEEP YOUR DOLLIES?

NO! DON'T!

[FUR BALLS GRUMBLING]

[SCREAMS]

[FUR BALLS GROWLING]

IT'S TIME TO END THIS.

DRAGON UP!

Mother: JACOB LONG,WHAT IS ALL THAT RACKET?

NOTHING! HA!

I'M JUST VACUUMING--AAH!

LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO.

Jake: THAT'S IT!

THE VACUUM!

SAY YOUR PRAYERS,DIRT BALLS.

[VACUUM WHIRRING]

WHAT IN THE NAMEOF EVERYTHING DECENTIS GOING ON UP THERE?

[FUR BALL YELPS]

[FUR BALLS SCREAM]

WHAA!

WHAT WAS ALL THAT NOISE?

NOISE? I DON'T HEARA NOISE.

EXCEPT FORTHE SOUND OF ME

SAYING HOW COOL IT IS

TO HAVE YOU HERE,AUNT PATCHOULI.

BOO-YAH!

AIN'T BIG ENOUGHFOR THE BOTH OF US!

BOO-YAH!Doll: MAMA.

HI, MOM.

JAKE LETA TROLL IN.

OH! YOU KNOW,HE'S RIGHT, PATTY.

MAYBE YOU'D LIKETO SEE THE, UM,

STATUE OF LIBERTY.

YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPINGSOMETHING FROM MESINCE I GOT HERE,

AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT.

[GASPS]

HI.

[SCREAMS]

OH, STAN!

OH, I DIDN'T THINKYOU'D BE HEREFOR 3 MORE HOURS.

OH, LOOK, IT'S STAN!

FROM THE PICTURE!

STAN?

COLLEGE STAN!

STAN AND PATTYHAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

I JUST GOT HEREA LITTLE EARLY,AND, UM...

AND I JUST WANTEDTO KEEP HIM A SURPRISE

FROM AUNT PATCHOULI

UNTIL JUSTTHE RIGHT MOMENT.

WHY DON'T WE ALL GO DOWNTO THE LIVING ROOMAND CATCH UP?

WE WILL TALKABOUT THIS LATER.

BUSTED!

IF WE WANT TO MAKETHOSE 9:30 RESERVATIONS.

IT WAS NICEMEETING ALL OF YOU.

OH, ISN'T HEWONDERFUL?

YOU HAVEN'TCHANGED A BIT.

HAVE A NICE TIME.

All: BYE-BYE!

BUT SOMETHING ABOUT HIMSEEMS A LITTLE...ODD.

DON'T YOU THINK?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

[GROWLING]

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