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Narrator:TARANUSHI'S CHALICE.

MAN AND MAGICAL BEAST ALIKEHAVE FOUGHT TO POSSESS IT.

COUNTLESS LIVESHAVE BEEN LOST IN THE QUEST

TO CONTROL THE POWERSLOCKED WITHIN IT.

THROUGH FIRES,FLOODS, AND FAMINE,

THE CHALICE HAS SURVIVED!

AND NOW, FINALLY,FOR A SMALL FEE,IT CAN BE YOURS.

CUT THE DRAMATICS, SEE?

I'M NOT HERE FORA BEDTIME STORY.

I'M HERE FOR THE GOODS.

AGGH!

THE CHALICE!WHERE IS IT?WHERE IS IT?

YOU FOOL!IT'S LOST FOREVER.

[ECHO] FOREVER...FOREVER...FOREVER...

FOREVER. I'VE BEENWAITING FOREVERFOR PRINCIPAL DERCETO

TO ANNOUNCETHE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

THIS IS MY YEAR, TRIX.I CAN FEEL IT.

UH, SPUD, YOU SAYTHAT EVERY YEAR.

BUT THIS TIME,I'M GONNA DO IT.

THIS YEAR'S TROPHYIS THE NICEST ONE YET.

OH, BABY, BABY,IT CAN'T BE.

BUT IT IS!OH! YOU WILL BE MINE!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

AHEM. AS YOU WERE.

? HE'S COOL, HE'S HOTLIKE A FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG AND FAST,HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,BURNIN' DRAGON FIRE ?

? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

OH, OH, OH,WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

FREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON.

? HIS SKILLS AREGETTIN' FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA,THE MASTER ?

? IT'S JUST ME,WHAT'S UP, T? ?

? IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,FOR THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? I'M THE MACKDADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YA HEARD?!

JAKE! GET BACKTO WORK!

AW, MAN.

OK. I KNOWIT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

HA HA HA. OR SHOULD I SAY,VOILA!

SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENTMAGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIREREADY FOR ACTION.

HEY-YO, SPUD. I'M THINKINGMAYBE THIS TALENT SHOW THINGAIN'T THE BEST IDEA.

TRIXIE'S GOT A POINT.I MEAN,REMEMBER LAST YEAR?

Trixie:AND THE YEARBEFORE THAT?

AAAAH!

Jake:AND THE YEARBEFORE THAT?

NOW, HOLD STILL.

ME?

AT LEAST THE HATCHETSWAS MADE OF RUBBER.

RUBBER DON'T MAKETHE NIGHTMARESGO AWAY, OK?

OK. FORGETABOUT THE HATCHETS.

THIS IS ABOUTA DREAM, MAN.

MY GREAT GRANDFATHERWAS A MAGICIAN.

AND HE TAUGHT METO NEVER GIVE UP.

TOO BAD HE NEGLECTEDTO TEACH YOU "MAGIC."

I'LL NEVER FORGETHIS CATCHPHRASE,

WORDS OF IMMENSEMAGICAL POWER.

ABBIGO AIREE AGEE ATTOMB.

WHAT THE HECKDOES THAT MEAN?

I DON'T KNOW.THAT WAS ALWAYS

ABOUT WHEN HEWAS LAUGHED OFF THE STAGE.

THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TRYINGTO WIN ALL THESE YEARS.

AND ALSO 'CAUSE THE TROPHY'SARE ALWAYS SO SHINY.

YOU REALLY WANNA WINTHIS THING, HUH?

MORE THAN I WANT AIRTO BREATHE.

OK. WE'RE IN.WHAT?

SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENTJUST GOT HIMSELF2 LOVELY ASSISTANTS.

YOU MEAN IT?!YOU TWO ARE THE BEST FRIENDSIN THE WHOLE WORLD.

WEDNESDAY, 11 HOURS,38 MINUTES, 16 SECONDS,

COORDINATED UNIVERSAL TIME.

HAVE LEARN THATTARANUSHI'S CHALICE

HAS ENDED UP THE FIRST PRIZEIN THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.

THE CHALICE CONTAINSA MAGICAL CREATURE

THAT I PLANTO UNLEASH AT LAST

PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALLTHAT--HOO!

YOU THERE.HANDS IN THE AIR.

TARANUSHI'S CHALICEIS MINE! ALL MINE!

WHEN THE CHALICERUNNETH OVER WITH WATER,

THE CREATURESHALL BE RELEASED.

AND ALL OF MY RESEARCHWILL BE PROVEN TRUE!

LOOKS LIKE WE GOTANOTHER ONE FOR BELLEVUE.

BEHOLD, THE MA--HOO-HOO.

CHESS CLUB?

THE TALENT SHOW TROPHYWILL BE MINE! HOO-HOO!

OK. I'VE BEEN WORKINGON THIS ONE FOR THE SHOW.

PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.

ANY...CARD.

I CAN'T DO THE TRICKIF YOU KEEP PICKINGTHE WRONG CARD!

I WISH I COULD TELL YOUMORE, PRINCIPAL.

THE PERP ESCAPED ON FOOTBEFORE WE COULD QUESTIONHIM FURTHER.

HE WAS RANTINGABOUT THE TALENT SHOWTROPHY LIKE A MADMAN.

[SIGHS] VANDALS.FROM NOW ON,

I'LL BE STORINGTHE SCHOOL TROPHIESSOMEWHERE SAFE.

WHICH LEADS US TO CONCLUDETHAT MAGICAL CREATURESARE INDEED AMONG US.

BUT, UH, REST ASSURED...[YAWNS, THEN MUMBLES]

[SNORING]

HA HA. I'VE NEVERHAD A TEACHERSO BORING

OH! HA HA HA. OH.SO, WE HAVE A COMEDIANON OUR HANDS.

WELL, HERE'S A JOKEFOR YOU, MR. HA HA.

KNOCK-KNOCK.WHO'S THERE?

AND PER SCHOOL RULES,ANY STUDENTWHO FAILS A CLASS,

EVEN THE STARQUARTERBACK,

LOSES HIS FOOTBALLELIGIBILITY.HA HA HA.

HILARIOUS. NO?

[BELL RINGS]

CLASS DISMISSED.

ALL RIGHT,HERE'S ANOTHER ONEI'VE BEEN PRACTICING.

THE OLD TABLECLOTH TRICK.

YOU KNOW, EXCEPTWITHOUT THE TABLECLOTH.

OR THE DISHES.

HEY-YO!

GETTING IN BUSTAWITH ROTWOOD

IS NO KIND OF TALENT.YOU HEAR ME?

HUH?JAKEY, YOU COMING?

UH, I'LL CATCH UPWITH YOU GUYS LATER.

CREATED 2 MILLION YEARS AGOBY A TRIBE OF NOMADIC ELVES.

SO, THE TALENT SHOW TROPHYISN'T SOME ANCIENT CHALICE?

BUT EVERYONE KNOWSTHAT TARANUSHI'S CHALICEWAS CREATED BY GOBLINS.

TARANUSHI'S CHALICEHAS AN EVIL JINNIMPRISONED WITHIN IT.

WHEN THE CHALICE ISFILLED TO THE POINTTHAT IT RUNNETH OVER,

THE JINN WILL BE RELEASED.

HOW DO YOU GET IT BACK IN?

UNFORTUNATELY,THE INCANTATION TORECAPTURE THE CREATURE

HAS BEEN LOSTFOR A CENTURY.

AND THAT PROFESSOR NUTWOODKNOWS ABOUT THIS CHALICE?

YO. I BETHE WAS THE ONE WHO TRIEDTO STEAL IT LAST NIGHT.

HE COULD BARELY STAY AWAKEIN CLASS TODAY.

JAKE, YOU MUST GETTHAT CHALICE BEFOREPROFESSOR ROTWOOD DOES.

THE SAFETY OF THE MAGICALCOMMUNITY DEPENDS ON IT.

[STRAINING GRUNTS]

WHOA!

OK. IF I WERE AN ANCIENTMAGICAL CHALICE,

I JUST WANTED TOEXPRESS MY CONCERNTHAT THE TROPHIES,

ESPECIALLY THE TALENTSHOW TROPHY,

WAS SAFE FROM ANYFURTHER VANDAL ATTEMPTSIN THE, UM...

PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUTAKE SUCH INTEREST

IN OUR TALENT SHOW BEFORE.

I FEEL THAT CERTAINSTUDENTS HERE HAVETALENTS THEY'RE HIDING,

TALENTS THATSHOULD BE EXPOSEDTO THE WHOLE WORLD.

REST ASSURED, PROFESSOR,THE TROPHY IS SAFE.

THE NEXT AND ONLY PERSONTO GET THEIR HANDS ON IT

WILL BE THE WINNEROF THE TALENT SHOW.

NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME...

MM, INTERESTING.FRESH ROASTED,I THINK.

MR. LONG, I DIDN'THEAR YOU COME IN.

UH, YEAH. I WASJUST LOOKING FOR,UM, THE BEE.

OH, YO, HERE IT IS.

[HUMMING HIP HOP BEAT]

THEN YOU KNOWWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

YOU MUST ENTER THE TALENT SHOWAND WIN THAT CHALICE.

I ALREADY TOLD SPUDI'D HELP HIM WIN.

I CAN'T ENTER AGAINSTMY BEST FRIEND.

KID, IF PROFESSOR NUTWOODGETS AHOLD OF THAT CHALICE,

HE'LL EXPOSEMAGICAL CREATURESTO THE WORLD.

SCIENCE WANTS ANSWERS.NEXT THING YOU KNOW, BOOM!

EUNICE THE UNICORNIS GETTING SLICED UPIN A LAB. AAGGH...

YOU MUST ENTERTHE TALENT SHOW.

IT IS YOUR DUTY ASTHE AMERICAN DRAGON.

AW, MAN.

"F."WHAT COMES AFTER?

"F." "F."

UH, KNOCK-KNOCK.

WELL? WELL,WHAT'S THE PUNCHLINE,MR. HA HA?

YOU CAN'T JUST SAY"KNOCK-KNOCK" AND NOTHAVE A PUNCHLINE.

I--I JUST--YOU TOLD ME TO COME BY.

NO. I ASKED YOU HERETO OFFER YOU AN EXTRACREDIT OPPORTUNITY.

PERHAPS A WAY TOREINSTATE YOUR STATUSON THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

THAT YOU SEEM TO BE QUITETHE PIANO PRODIGY, EH?

YOU'VE TAKEN PIANO LESSONSFOR THE LAST 11 YEARS, YES?

12, ACTUALLY.

12. WHAT DO YOU SAY

WE CONTINUETHIS CONVERSATION

AT THE TALENT SHOWREHEARSAL?

DUSK COMES QUICKLY NOW.

THE SUN SETSON THE HAY FIELD.

THE HOGS WILL COME HOME.

AHEM. SOO-EEY! SOO-EE-SOO!SOO SOO SOO SOO SOO!

[SNORTS]PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGY-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGY!

THE COMPETITION'SGONNA BE FIERCE.

DOES MY BOOTY LOOKLIKE A DISCOBALLTO YOU?

HEY, GUYS.WHAT'S UP?

JAKE, WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?

TELL SPUD THATLOVELY ASSISTANTS

CAN JUST BE AS LOVELYIN JEANS AND T-SHIRTS.

I DON'T SEE HIMTRYING TO CRAM YOUINTO A SEQUINED DRESS.

WELL, ACTUALLY,UH...

YEAH, UH, ABOUT THAT.

I KINDA SORTA GOTTABACK OUT OF THE SPUDTHE SPUDNIFICENT ACT.

I'M, UH, ENTERINGTHE TALENT SHOW, TOO.

IT SOUNDED LIKE YOUSAID YOU WERE ENTERINGTHE TALENT SHOW.

ER, BUT I KNOWTHAT'S NOT WHATI THINK I HEARD

'CAUSE IF YOUTAKE THAT TROPHY AWAYFROM SPUD,

YOU BE CRUSHING HISONE AND ONLY DREAM.

NOW, TRIXIE, I'M SUREJAKE HAS A VERY GOODEXPLANATION

AS TO WHY HE'SSTABBING HIS BEST FRIENDIN THE BACK.

RIGHT, JERK--JAKE?

RIGHT. YEAH. I DO.

I MEAN,I WOULD IF I DID.

BUT I GUESS I DON'T,SO, UH...

COME ON, SPUD. LET'S PEEPTHE REAL COMPETITION.

? ? ?...

50 SWANS.

51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56...

AND NOW JAKE LONGWILL PERFORM

A VENTRILOQUIST ACTWITH HIS DOG PUPPET.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU CALLA PIRATE SHIP IN SOHO?

I DON'T KNOW,CAPTAIN ARR-ARR, WHAT?

YO-HO.HA HA HA.

HEY, WHERE DO PIRATESGO FOR PICNICS?

WHY DON'T THEY SERVE ESCARGOTIN DAVY JONES' LOCKER?

'CAUSE DEAD MENSELL NO SNAILS.

PAPA.

DUDE, HE'SREALLY GOOD.

I TRUSTYOU'LL BE BETTER.

OOF.

UHH!OOF.

BUT I'M AFRAIDYOU'LL NEVER BEATMY YOUNG PIANO PRODIGY

WITH THAT MANGY PUPPET.

WHO YOU CALLING MANGY THERE,MOLLY McHAIRPIECE?

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

HA HA HA. TAKE IT EASY,CAPTAIN ARR-ARR.

SERIOUSLY, YOUMIGHT WANNA CALLAN EXTERMINATOR

FOR THAT RAT'S NESTYOU CALL HAIR.

I'D LIKETO INTRODUCE YOUTO A NEW CONCEPT.

IT'S CALLED A COMB--

WHAT CAN I SAY?HE'S GOT A MINDOF HIS OWN.

HILARIOUS. YOU'LL BELAUGHING ALL THE WAYTO LAST PLACE.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL CONCERTOTO LISTEN TO.

[NECK CRACKS]

[PLAYING OFF-KEY]

12 YEARS! 12 YEARSOF PIANO LESSONS?!

HEY, I SAID I TOOK THEM.I DIDN'T SAYI WAS ANY GOOD.

WE HAD A DEAL.UNLESS YOU GET METHAT TROPHY,

YOU WILL FAIL MY CLASSAND BE REMOVEDFROM THE FOOTBALL TEAM!

HEY, PROF,DON'T SWEAT IT.

YOU'LL GET YOUR TROPHY.I MAY NOT PLAY PIANO GOOD,

BUT THE BRADSTERHAS OTHER TALENTS.

LIKE ADDRESSING YOURSELFIN THE THIRD PERSON?

LIKE ELIMINATINGTHE COMPETITION.

GREENWICH PILLAGE,GET IT?

PILLAGE WITHTHE PILLAGE IN THE--

YEAH, COME ON. CAN'T WEPUT IT IN THE ACT?

JAKE, COME ON.YOU GOTTA GETINTO THIS.

YOUR TIMINGWAS TOTALLY OFF

ON THE EMPIRE STATEBUILDING BIT.

HEY-YO, THATPUPPET IS ILL.

SO WHERE DO YOUPUT YOUR HAND UPTHIS THING ANYWAY?

WHOA! WHOA!TRIXIE,WHAT'S GOING DOWN?

I CAME TO ASK YOUTHE SAME THING.

SPUD IS REALLY SICKABOUT THIS WHOLE THING,JAKE.

HIS BIG, OL' SPUD HEARTIS JUST CRUMPLING.

TRIXIE, I JUST--I--

I HAVE TO DO THIS.

YOU AND I BOTH KNOWYOU COULD PUT A HURTON SPUD.

ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

I'M ASKING YOUTO DROP OUT.

AS A FRIEND?

I CAN'T.

WELL, YOU GOTTA DOWHAT YOU GOTTA DO.

I JUST HOPE YOU KNOWWHAT YOU DOING.

OHH!

A POT WHICH BOILS OVEREVERY DAY IS SOON EMPTY.

I'M SORRY, GRAMPS, IT'S JUST--THIS IS SO MESSED UP.

I'M SORRY, TOO,YOUNG ONE.

YOU WILL BE FACEDWITH MANY DIFFICULTDECISIONS.

WE ARE EACHFACED WITH MANY ROADSALONG OUR JOURNEY.

AND WE CANNOT ALWAYSCHOOSE THE ONE THAT'SEASIEST TO TRAVEL.

SOMETIMES WE MUSTMAKE SACRIFICES.

WHY DO YOU THINKGRAMPA'S ONLY FRIEND

WHAT CAN I SAY?I'M GREAT ATPARTIES. WHOO-HOO!

[SIGHS]

FIRST CONTESTANT OBADIAHMAYFIELD WITH HISAWARD-WINNING HOG CALL.

AHEM. SOO-EEY! [SNORTING]PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGA-PIGGY!

[SQUEALING]

GET IT OFF OF ME!GET IT OFF OF ME!

OH, YEAH.I DATED A GIRLWHO'S A HOG FARMER.

HIT ME UP HIGH,PROF.

AHEM. ONE SWAN...

ONE SWAN...

ONE SWAN!

[SOBBING]

AAH! AAH![SQUEALING]

PIG ATTACK!GET IT OFF OF ME!

2 DOWN.

AAH![SOBS]

THE MUSIC IS DEAD.THE MUSIC IS DEAD.

NOW, ALL I HAVE TO DOIS GET RID OF JAKE,AND IT'S IN THE BAG.

WHAT ABOUT THIS SPUD,UH, SPUDNIFICENT?

YOU MEAN SPUD THE DUD?DON'T WORRY, PROF.

I DON'T THINKHE'LL BE A PROBLEM.

UM, ANYONE SEE A LITTLEWHITE RABBIT AROUND HERE?

THAT'S LIKETHE THIRD BUNNYYOU LOST TODAY.

I SWEAR,THE THINGS I DOFOR THAT BOY.

LISTEN, IT'S JUSTYOU AND ME AND PUPPET BOYLEFT IN THE SHOW.

SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU SAYWE GET RID OF JAKE ANDMAKE IT A FAIR CONTEST?

NO WAY, MAN.JAKE'S MY BUD.

FINE! GOOD LUCK WITHYOUR TALENT, MAGIC BOY.

HEY, THAT'S MAGIC MANTO YOU, RUMP ROAST.

LISTEN, KID,I KNOW YOU'RE BUMMEDABOUT THIS.

BUT--AVAST, MATEY.TROUBLE OFFTHE STARBOARD BOW.

HEY, UM, PRINCIPAL DERCETOWANTS US TO WAIT UPSTAIRSTILL OUR TURN.

IF I COULD READTHE PRINCIPAL'S MIND,

I'D BE LIKE A MIND-READEROR SOMETHING.

YOU COMING OR NOT?

RIGHT UP HERE.JUST FOLLOW THE BRADSTER.

ARE YOU SURETHIS IS WHERE--

GO DEEP FORYOUR LITTLE PUPPET,SUCKER.

AAH!

P.A.:PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEXTCONTESTANT BRAD MORDON.

TOO BAD YOU'LL MISS YOURS...LOSER.[LOCK TURNS]

YEAH, LIKE A LOCKED DOORCAN KEEP INTHE AMERICAN DRAGON.

LET'S GET OUTOF HERE, FU.

AH, MINOR PROBLEM, KID.

OH, YEAH, LIKE I PLANNEDTO MAKE MY HEINIE ONEWITH THE PLUMBING.

WILL YOU GET MEOUT OF HERE, EH?

[GRUNTING]

EASY, KID. YOUTRYING TO SKIN ME?

YAAA!

[PLAYING OFF-KEY]

ALL RIGHT,THANK YOU FOR THATINTERESTING PIECE.

NEXT CONTESTANT,SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.

TRIXIE, WE CAN'T GO ON YET.

I CAN'T FIND--MY RABBIT!

HA HA HA. THANKS.

UHH! HUT! OH!OOF.

WHOO!ALL RIGHT,

TIME TO UNLOCK THIS DOORDRAGON STYLE.

DRAGON FIRE!

YOW!

WHOA!DRAGON DOWN.

YIKES, WE'VE GOTSOME SERIOUSPLUMBING ISSUES.

OH, GREAT.SOME SIDEKICK I AM.

LET THE AMERICAN DRAGONGET BESTED BY A TOILET.

COME ON, KID,WILL YOU WAKE UP?

WHOA. WHAT TH--

YEAH. TELL ME SOMETHINGI DON'T KNOW.

JAKE LONG.DID I MISS MY TURN?

NO!

OBSERVE, AS SPUDTHE SPUDNIFICENT

PULLS A RABBITOUT OF HIS HAT!

WHOA.

WHAT IN THE HECK KINDOF RABBIT IS THAT?

BEHOLD THE MAGIC OFSPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.

[CHEERING]

DRAGON UP!

HUH?

MAGIC CREATURES.THERE ARE MAGIC CREATURESON STAGE.

WELL, PROFESSOR ROTWOOD,IT IS A MAGIC SHOW.

NO! NOT MAGICMAGICAL CREATURES.

REAL ONES,LIVING, BREATHING--

OH, DON'T BE ABSURD.IT'S ALL DONE WITHA SLEIGHT OF HAND.

PYROTECHNICS.

PYROTECHNICS, MY EYEs!

IT'S REAL, I TELL YOU.AND I'LL PROVE IT.

EVERYONE, LISTEN TO ME.

[GASPS]

WOW!WOW!

YOU! YOU!

WHOAA!

YAAAH!

[GROANS]

COME ON, MAGIC, WORK!WORK!

ABBIGO...AIREE...AGEE ATTOMB!

AWESOME!

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHERFOR SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.

I GUESS WE FOUNDTHE LONG LOST INCANTATION.

GO SUPERGRAMPS.

THAT'S AMAZING!WOW!WHOO!

I KNEW IF I PRACTICEDMAGIC LONG ENOUGH,

IT WOULD FINALLYKICK IN ONE DAY.

ALL RIGHT, AND NOWOUR LAST CONTESTANT,JAKE LONG.

OK, KID. LET'S GOWIN US A CHALICE.

HEY, GOOD LUCK OUT THEREAND WATCH YOUR BACK.

BRAD WAS TALKING ABOUTGETTING RID OF YOU.

COME ON, KID.WHAT ARE YOUWAITING FOR?

SORRY, FU. GOTTA DOWHAT I GOTTA DO.

UM, I'D LIKE TO WITHDRAW MYSELFFROM THE COMPETITION.

IN THAT CASE, THE WINNEROF THE TALENT SHOWIS SPUD THE SPUDNIFICENT.

[CHEERS]

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU,SUPERGRAMPS.

YO, JAKE.HEY, WAIT UP.

HEY, UM, I JUST WANTEDTO THANK YOU FOR,

NAH. I SHOULD'VE NEVERENTERED THE TALENT SHOWIN THE FIRST PLACE.

NO ONE CAN BEAT SPUDTHE SPUDNIFICENT.

PERSONALLY, I'M GLAD YOUDITCH THE VENTRILOQUIST ACT.

THAT PUPPET DO GIVE METHE CREEPS.

THE WAY HIS EYES BEFOLLOWING YOU AROUND.

WHAT CAN I SAY?I'M FULL OF SURPRISES,SISTER. WHOO-HOO!

SERIOUSLY, CREEPY.

HERE, DUDE. I KNOW YOUDROPPED OUT BECAUSE OF ME.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

YOU SURE?TOTALLY.

I AIN'T PLAYING,JAKE.

GIVE THAT TIRED OL' TOYTO CHARITY.

[RASPBERRY]

WHAT?

AW, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN JAKEFIGHTING THE JINN,

THE CROWDS ROARING,GOIN' CRAZY.

LOOK, I KNOW WHATYOU'RE GONNA SAY.

YOU MAY HAVE PICKEDTHE WRONG ROAD FORTHE AMERICAN DRAGON,

BUT YOU PICKEDTHE RIGHT ROADFOR A FRIEND.

NOW, LET'S PUTTARANUSHI'S CHALICESOMEWHERE SAFE.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.

YOU HAD ITWHEN WE LEFT SCHOOL.

WELL, YOU HAD ITON THE SUBWAY.

THE SUBWAY!THE SUBWAY!

TARANUSHI'S CHALICE.

FOR THOUSANDS OF CENTURIES,

MAN AND MAGICAL BEAST ALIKEHAVE FOUGHT TO POSSESS IT.

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