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THIS IS YOUR TERRITORY,YOUNG DRAGON...

AND YOU ALONEARE RESPONSIBLE

FOR THE MAGICAL CREATURESLIVING WITHIN IT.

FROM THE CENTAUR HERDSOF HIGHBRIDGE PARK...

TO THE FLOOR OF THE SECRETLEPRECHAUN STOCK EXCHANGE.

ON TOP OFTHE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING...

TO THE MERMAIDSOF THE EAST RIVER.

WHOO-HOO!

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE,YOU'LL MAKE IT ANYWHERE.

[LAUGHING]

AH, NO PROBLEM.

I AM TOTALLY ON IT.

BUT FIRST,YOU MUST MASTER

YOUR DRAGON TRAININGONE STEP AT A TIME.

EVEN A YOUNG FALCON

MUST STANDBEFORE IT CAN FLY.

CHECK THIS OUT, G.DRAGON UP, YO!

BOW!

I'M NOT ONLY READY TO FLY,

I'M READY TO SOAR!

REPRESENT!

WHOO-HOO!

YEAH!

'CAUSE THE AMERICAN DRAGONIS IN THE HOUSE!

YEAH!

YEAH--

AAH! UNH!

I'M COOL.NO PROB.

UNH!

C-C-COULD YOU GUYS--

A LITTLE HELPDOWN HERE?

[SIGHS]

? HE'S HOT LIKEA FROZEN SUN ?

? HE'S YOUNG ?

? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ?

? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ?

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ?

? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ?

? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ?

? BURNING DRAGON FIRE ?

? A REAL LIVE WIRE ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON... ?

DRAGON UP!

? AMERICAN DRAGON... ?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ?

FREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON.

? HIS SKILLSARE GETTING FASTER ?

? WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ?

? HIS DESTINY ?

? SHOWTIME, BABY,AT THE LEGACY ?

? AMERICAN DRAGON ?

? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ?

? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ?

? FROM THE MACK DADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ?

YOU HEARD?!

JAKE!GET BACK TO WORK!

AW, MAN.

[GONG]

WE DRAGONS ARE CREATURESOF IMMENSE MAGICAL POWER.

BUT TO UNLOCKYOUR POTENTIAL,

YOU MUST KEEP TRAINING,

AND MASTER THE FUNDAMENTALS.

DRAGON FIRE!

DRAGON TEETH!

DRAGON TONGUE!

DRAGON CLAWS!

DRAGON TAIL!

YO, I'M ALLOVER IT, GRANDPA.

AND A DRAGON STUDENTMUST OBEY HIS DRAGON MASTER,

WITHOUT QUESTIONOR HESITATION.

TOTALLY. I'MALL ABOUT OBEYING.

WHATEVER YOU SAY,WHENEVER YOU SAY IT.

[SNIFFING]

OH! BLECCH!

BLUE CHEESE WITH A TOUCHOF SWEAT SOCK.

I'D KNOW THATFOOT STINK ANYWHERE.

THE HUNTSMAN?YOU SURE, FU DOG?

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

AHH, YOU TELL US,YOUNG ONE.

HUNTSMAN'S FOOTPRINTSHEAD NORTH/SOUTH

ON THE NIGHTOF A FULL MOON.

[WHINNYING]

[GASPS]

HE'S HUNTING UNICORNS!

BADA-BINGO!GIVE THE KID A PRIZE!

AH, YES.UNICORN HORNS.

ALWAYS A VALUABLE COMMODITYON THE MAGICAL BLACK MARKET.

ARE WE GONNA CRACK OPENA CAN OF SMACK DADDY

ON THIS HUNTSMAN HEREOR WHAT?

NOT WE, YOU.

ME? AS IN ALONE?SOLO?

I WILL NOT BE AROUNDFOREVER.

IT'S TIME YOU PUTYOUR DRAGON TRAINING

TO THE TEST.

RIGHT! HA!

PUT MY MAD SKIZZ-ILLSTO THE TEST.

I'M ALL OVER IT.

HEY, HEY!MAKE IT GOOD, KID.

AND LAYING 50 BISCUITSON YOU.

HEY, BIG ERNIE!HO HO! IT'S FU!

I NEED TO MAKE A BET.

GIVE HIMDRAGON FIRE.

TASTE MY DRAGON BREATH,DIRTBALL.

[GRUNTS]

INCOMING!

AAH!AAH!

SORRY!MY BAD, GUYS!

WHOA! WATCH IT!

HOT CHEEKS!HOT CHEEKS!

OH, OH, OH, OH!

AHH...

DRAGON.

HUH?

OH, COME ON.DRAGON UP.

OH! DRAGON UP!

OH! NOW WOULD BE NICE!

SAY GOOD-BYE, DRAGON!

WHOA! UNH!

HA HA! IS THAT ALLYOU GOT, HUNTSMAN?

'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TOCOME OVER THERE AND--

HOW WAS THAT,HUNTSMASTER?

VERY NICE, HUNTSGIRL.

YOUR TRAININGHAS SERVED YOU WELL.

OH....

HYAH!

WHAT'S A NICE GIRLLIKE YOU DOING

HUNTING UNICORNS?

WHAT'S A NICEGUY LIKE YOU

DOING OUTSIDEIN HIS UNDIES?

HUH? OH!WELL, I--

YOU HAVEA GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY

TO SLAYYOUR FIRST DRAGON.

FINISH HIM!

WITH PLEASURE.

AAH!

THIS IS NOT OVER,DRAGON!

AH, TOUGH BREAK, KID.

ALMOST AS BAD ASWHEN YOU TANGLED

WITH THOSE MOUNTAINTROLLS LAST WEEK.

AAH! OW! OOH! OW!

[GIGGLING]

OR THE WEEKBEFORE THAT,

WHEN YOU TOOK ONTHE GIANTS?

OH! OH!

OR THE WEEK BEFORE THAT,

WHEN THOSE FIELD PIXIESTOSSED YOU A BEATIN'.

AAH! OH! UNH!

YOUNG DRAGON,YOU MUST LEARN

THAT SMACK DADDYDOES NOT COME IN A CAN.

TOMORROW,WE STEP UP YOUR TRAINING.

BE ON ROOFTOPRIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.

AHH, OK.I'LL BE THERE, GRANDPA.

...WHICH BRINGS USTO THE TOPIC OF DRAGONS.

NOW, IF YOU'LL TURNTO CHAPTER 237

OF MY GROUNDBREAKINGYET UNPUBLISHED 1984 THESIS

ENTITLED MYTHOBIOLOGY:A SCIENTIFIC STUDY

OF THE MAGICAL CREATURESAMONG US,

YOU'LL SEETHAT I DESCRIBE DRAGONS

AS AN EVOLUTIONARY OFFSHOOTOF THE DINOSAURS.

THUS, WHAT CAN WE CONCLUDE

ABOUT THE SIZEOF A DRAGON'S BRAIN?

MR. LONG!

UH, WELL, UM,I WOULD CONCLUDE

THAT DRAGONS HAVEVERY LARGE BRAINS.

I MEAN, THEY'D PROBABLY BEPRETTY SMART AND COOL.

WE CAN ASSUMETHAT A DRAGON'S BRAIN

IS ABOUT--ABOUT THE SIZE OF A PEA.

MAYBE A WALNUT.

BUT I THOUGHT--

NOT WITH THE--QUIET.

IT'S CERTAIN TO BE ONYOUR FINAL EXAMINATION.

AW, MAN.

HEY, YO, MR. ROT--

YEAH. PROFESSOR ROTWOOD.

THIS IS MYTHOLOGY CLASSUP IN HERE, RIGHT?

SO, HOW CAN YOU KNOW

ABOUT THE SIZEOF A DRAGON'S BRAIN?

I MEAN, ELVES, UNICORNS?

THAT STUFF ISN'T EVENREALLY REAL, YO.

HEH. YO, YO.YES, WELL, YOU KNOW,

THIS IS CERTAINLYTHE PREVAILING BELIEF NOW,

ISN'T IT, YOU KNOW?

HOWEVER, SOME GREAT MINDS

HAVE DEVOTED THE BULKOF THEIR CAREERS

AND INDEED THEIR LIVESTO PROVING OTHERWISE!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,WELL, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE,

THIS--THIS KIND OFACADEMIC COURAGE, YOU KNOW,

DOESN'T, YOU KNOW, COMEWITHOUT A PRICE, OF COURSE.

NOT UNLIKE BEING RIDICULEDBY ONE'S COLLEAGUES!

FROM EVERY RESPECTABLEEDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION

IN THE WORLD!

OR EVEN BEING--HELP ME--

OR EVEN BEING REDUCEDTO TEACHING

IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS!

[STUDENT COUGHS]

[RING]

OH, OKEY-DOKEY.

CLASS DISMISSED.

Trixie: HEY, YO, JAKE!DUDE.

WHAT'S CRACK-ALATIN',BABY?

YO, WHAT'S UP, TRIXIE?SPUD?

WE CRUISIN' OVERTO WASHINGTON PARK

WE GONNA SHREDSOME SERIOUS ASPHALT.

LAST TIME WE HIT THAT PLACE,SPUD GOT A CONCUSSION.

HA HA! NO WAY!

THAT WASTOTALLY A CASE

OF SUBCUTANEOUSOCCIPITAL TRAUMA.

[GIGGLING]NO WORRIES, BRO.

YEAH, WHATEVER.

SO, WHAT UP?YOU IN OR ARE YOU IN?

OH, I WISH, TRIXIE,

BUT I GOTTA WORK ATMY GRANDPA'S SHOP TODAY.

AGAIN?! AW, MAN.THAT'S, LIKE, THE--

1, 2, 4, 23--NO--

ELEVEN-TEENTH TIMETHIS WEEK, DUDE.

WHAT UP?IT'S STRESSING ME OUT.

DON'T WE HAVE SOME KINDOF CHILD LABOR LAWS

YO, MAYBE NEXT TIME,GUYS, AIIGHT? HOLLA!

YEAH, AIIGHT.HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL.

ADIOS, BUDDY.

OH, MY BAD.I'M SORRY ABOUT THE--

HI.

HEY! THAT'S A REALLYCOOL DRAGON TATTOO.

ACTUALLY,IT'S A BIRTHMARK.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I'LL, UH,SEE YOU AROUND, OK?

YES! YES!

MOST DEFINITELY! YEAH.

OH, WELL, I MEAN,YOU KNOW,

IF I HAVE TIMEAND YOU HAVE TIME,

WE CAN KILL SOME TIME.WHATEVER.

...AND 3, 2, 1.

HE'S LATE!GOO GOO GOO GOO!

I'M HERE! I'M HERE!I'M HERE! WHOA!

YOU ARE LATE,YOUNG DRAGON.

SAY WHAT?!

BY, LIKE,3 SECONDS!

3 SECONDS OR 3 HOURS,LATE IS LATE!

Huntsman: AHH, YES.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDLOOK MAGNIFICENT STUFFED

AND MOUNTED ON THE WALLOF THE HUNTSLAIR?

LET ME GUESS.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

I'M COOL, I'M COOL.

A PAIR OF DRAGON SKINS?

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[LAUGHS]

Grandpa: TODAY, WE WILL BEGINOLD SCHOOL DRAGON TRAINING.

EXTREME AERIAL MANEUVERS?A LITTLE FIREBALL ACTION?

I'M READY TO ROCKOVER HERE.

BEGIN IN BATHROOM.

SAY WHAT?!

YOU MUST CLEAN TOILETUSING CIRCULAR MOTION,

FIRST CLOCKWISE,THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE.

UH, IF YOU SAY SO.

YOU MUST CLEAN TOILETUSING ONLY DRAGON TONGUE.

MY TONGUE?!ON THAT?!

HA HA! NUH-UH, NO WAY,FUH-GET ABOUT IT.

ARE YOU NOTDRAGON STUDENT?

DID YOU NOT PLEDGETO OBEY DRAGON MASTER?

I REALLY DON'T REMEMBEREVERY SINGLE THING

THAT WE'D AGREED UPON.

TOTALLY! I AMALL ABOUT OBEYING.

WHATEVER YOU SAY,WHENEVER YOU SAY IT.

[GRUNTS]

AW, MAN!

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

FIRST CLOCKWISE,THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE.

Jake: EW! AAH!THIS IS NASTY.

I'M GONNA THROW UP!EW...

GRANDPA HAS MOREOLD SCHOOL TRAINING WAITING.

[INHALES AND BELCHES]

EW!

[STATIC]

AHA!

[OWL SQUAWKING]

OH! THAT'S FOUL!

Spud: HA HA!AIIGHT, TRIXIE!

Trixie:PUT IT DOWN, BABY!

GO, GIRL!THAT'S WHAT'S UP!

[TOILET FLUSHES]

OH, JAKE!

I THINK THE TOILET'SGONNA NEED

A LITTLE TOUCH-UP.HA HA HA!

YOU ARE DONEWITH TRAINING FOR TODAY.

I CALL IT BEINGYOUR HOUSE BOY.

WHAT'S CLEANING YOUR TOILETAND SWEEPING YOUR FLOOR

HAVE TO DO WITH BEINGTHE AMERICAN DRAGON?

THE SEED DOES NOT QUESTIONWHERE THE WIND TAKES IT.

LISTEN TO THE OLD MAN.COME BACK TOMORROW,

FU DOG'S GONNA NEEDA DEEP WRINKLE MASSAGE.

WHOA.

Jake:I'M TELLING YOU, MOM,

GRANDPAHAS SERIOUSLY LOST IT.

YEAH, UH-HUH.HALEY!

YOU CAN CHOPTHE VEGETABLES NOW!

CHECK OUT MY JAPANESECHOPPING-YAKE TECHNIQUE.

I MEAN, HE'S TURNEDDRAGON TRAINING

DAYS LIKE TODAY MAKE MEWISH I COULD JUST BE

A NORMAL HUMANLIKE DAD.

? WHO'S THAT COWWITH THE HALO ON HER HEAD ?

HALEY,LOSE THE CLAWS!

? AND AN UDDERMADE OF GOLD ?

? 'CAUSE SHE'SALL GRAIN FED ?

? OH, THE COW... ?

AND, UH, I USETHE TERM "NORMAL"

VERY LOOSELY.

? MOO ?

HEY, GREAT NEWS,FAMILIA.

I JUST LANDED...

THE WHOLESOME HEIFERACCOUNT! HUH? OK.

WHOLESOME HEIFER

IS THE CITY'S LARGESTORGANIC MILK PRODUCER.

THE HEAD HONCHOAND HIS WIFE

ARE COMING OVERFOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT

TO SEAL THE DEAL!

CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY.MMWAH!

LOOK AT THE VIOLIN CONCERTOI COMPOSED

OH, PEANUT,THAT IS SO CUTE.

UH, MOM, ARE WEEVER GONNA TELL DAD

THAT HE MARRIED INTO A FAMILYOF MAGICAL REPTILES?

WELL, OF COURSE, DEAR.

IT'S JUST THAT YOURFATHER'S ALWAYS BEEN SO,

I THINK WE NEED TO WAITFOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.

A TIME WHEN, UH--WELL, UH, A TIME WHEN--

THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME!GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

OH, IT'S JUST A FUZZY.HA! FALSE ALARM.

A TIME WHEN WE THINKHE CAN HANDLE IT.

ALL I CAN TASTEIS TOILET BRUSH. ECCH!

I KNOW THIS WHOLE THINGHAS BEEN HARD ON YOU.

FIRST, YOU FIND OUTYOU'RE A DRAGON...

THAT'S COOL.

IT WAS THE WHOLE,

"BY THE WAY,YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE

FOR PROTECTING AN ENTIREMAGICAL UNDERWORLD"

WELL, THAT'S WHY IT'SSO IMPORTANT FOR YOU

TO MASTERYOUR DRAGON POWERS.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOWYOUR GRANDFATHER CAN BE

A BIT ECCENTRIC,

BUT YOU JUST HAVETO TRUST HIM, OK?

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

? WHEN I THINK OF ALLTHE TIMES I FELL IN LOVE ?

? WHEN I THINK OFALL THE GIRLS ?

? I WAS DREAMING OF ?

? WHEN I THINKOF ALL THE YEARS ?

? THAT ARE TO COME ?

? I LOVE YOU BETTER ?

? WHEN I-- ?

HEY, YO, JAKE!HUH?

WAKE UP, DAWG!

YOU'RE STILL CRUSHINGON THAT RHODES GIRL.

SHE'S SO FAR OUTOF YOUR LEAGUE,

YOU DON'T EVENKNOW IT.

DUDE,SHE'S LIKE TIGER

BURNING THE 18thAT PEBBLE BEACH,

AND YOU'RE LIKE9-PUTTING THE WINDMILL

AT CONEY ISLANDMINI-GOLF.

MAN, FORGET HER.

THEY JUST REOPENEDTHE 14th STREET SKATE PARK!

Both: WE GONNA HIT THAT!

OH, SOUNDS SWEET, TRIX,

BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA--

DUDE! NO!

NOT WORKINGIN THE SHOP AGAIN!

THAT'S, LIKE, THE--

1, 2, 4...

WAKE UP, JAKE!THAT OLD DUDE

IS, LIKE, STEALINGYOUR YOUTH, MAN.

[INHALES]

I--I CAN'T DO IT,TRIX. SORRY.

BUT I'M TELLING YOU, JAKE,YOU'RE MISSING OUT HERE.

SIGN HERE.

HURRY UPAND GET TO TRAINING!

MUST USE DRAGON TEETHTO SCOOP SLUDGE

OUT OF GRANDPA'SRAIN GUTTER!

OH...

YO, TRIXIE, SPUD!

WAIT UP, GUYS!

UH, YEAH. JAKE IS ONE HOURLATE FOR TRAINING.

I GOT A BAD FEELINGIN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH.

OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.

BUT THAT'S WHAT WE GETFOR EATING LUNCH

AT A PLACE CALLEDTHE CHIMICHANGA CHUCKWAGON.

OH! HOLD DOWNTHE FORT, POPS,

'CAUSE NATURE'SCALLING 911!

AYE-YI-YI-YI-YI...

JAKE, WHERE ARE YOU?

SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG.

HOW RIGHT YOU ARE.

DRAGON, WE MEET AGAIN.

IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURETO DEFEAT YOU!

HYAH!

WHOA!

UNH!

WHAT?

[GRUNTING]

THAT NETIS PURE SPHINX HAIR.

OH...

WELL, ONE DRAGON DOWN,

ONE TO GO.

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

OK, FU DOG,JUST KEEP QUIET.

THEY'LL NEVER KNOWYOU'RE IN HERE.

Huntsgirl:WHO'S IN THERE? OPEN UP!

I REALLY GOTTA STOPTALKING TO MYSELF.

[RATTLING]

HERE GOES NOTHING.

[SPLASH]

AAH...

[HORN HONKS]

YEAH! YEAH!

THIS IS ONLY LIKETHE BEST DAY EVER!

HA HA! WHOOP!

AH, THIS ISTHE WORST DAY EVER!

LOST IN A SEWER,NO CELL SERVICE.

HOW COME LASSIEALWAYS MADE

THIS GETTING HELP STUFFLOOK SO GLAMOROUS.

WHO DARES TO ENTER THE LAIROF THE ONE-EYED SEWER TROLL?!

EASY THERE, TIGER.I'M JUST--

STANLIFKOWSKI?IS THAT YOU?

FU-STER? HEY!

YOU'RE A SIGHTFOR SORE EYE.

WHAT'S IT BEEN,2-300 YEARS?

WHAT BRINGS YOUDOWN HERE?

I GOTTA GET TOTHE EAST VILLAGE PRONTO.

I KNOW A SHORTCUTUNDER THE ZOO.

AH, MORE SEWER.

OH, JAKE, THERE YOU ARE.HURRY AND WASH UP.

DAD'S CLIENTSARE ALREADY HERE.

UH, HALEY,A LITTLE HELP, HONEY?

WHO'S READYFOR MUSHROOM CAPS?

[GRUNTS]

FU?!

WE DO HAVEA DOGGIE DOOR.

KID, WHERE WERE YOU?

FU, I DON'T EVENWANT TO HEAR IT.

GRANDPA MUST BE BUGGIN'IF HE THINKS HE'S GONNA

MAKE ME CLEANHIS WHOLE HOUSE WITH--

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!YOU LEFT ME AND GRAMPS

WE WERE SITTING DUCKSOUT THERE.

WHEN THE HUNTSMANSHOWED UP--

THE HUNTSMAN?WHERE'S GRANDPA NOW.

IT AIN'T LOOKING GOODFOR THE OLD MAN.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

WE GOTTA GO GET HELP.

NO! I'VE GOTTA DO THIS.

BUT WE DON'T GOT TIMEFOR NO DRESS REHEARSAL.

IT'S SHOWTIME! AND YOUHAVEN'T EVEN MASTERED

GOING FULL DRAGON YET.

WATCH ME.

DRAGON UP!

? DRAG-DRAG-DRAG-DRAG-DRAGON UP ?

HEY! I DID IT!

CHECK ME OUT!

I'M THE AMERICAN DRAGON!

[GROWLS]

OK, LET'S FLY, KID!

UH, YOU CAN FLY,CAN'T YOU?

SO, AS YOU CAN SEE,WE'RE JUST YOUR NORMAL,

WHOLESOME,MILK-DRINKING FAMILY.

[JAKE AND FU SCREAMING]

[CRASH]

SO, WHO'DLIKE SALAD?

I'LL ASK YOUONE LAST TIME, OLD MAN.

WHEREIS THE AMERICAN DRAGON?

RIGHT UNDERYOUR NOSE, DUDE!

I'M LIKE A BOOGERTHAT WAY. HA!

WAIT. THAT DIDN'TCOME OUT RIGHT.

ALLOW ME.

I HAVEUNFINISHED BUSINESS

WITH THIS DRAGON.

HYAH!

[GRUNTING]

HYAH!WHOA!

OW! OW! OW!STOP IT!

YO, BIG ERNIE!

I WANT TO LAY DOWNSOME COOKIES ON A BET.

HEY, WHAT,ARE WE STRANGERS?

YOU KNOW I'MGOOD FOR IT.

HAH!

HAH! HYAH!

TRY MY FASTBALL!

NO! OH!

ENOUGH!AMERICAN DRAGON,

PREPARE TO BECOMEA PAIR OF BOOTS!

YOUNG ONE!CLEAN TOILET BOWL!

[THINKING] FIRST CLOCKWISE,THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE.

WHAT?HOW DID HE--UNH!

HEY! IT WORKED! HA HA!

WHO THE MAN NOW,HUNTSMAN?

HUH, HUNTS-PUNK?YEAH, YOU WANT SOME?

THERE'S SOME MOREWHERE THAT CAME FROM.

HYAH!

YOUNG ONE!SWEEP FLOOR!

ERNIE, ERNIE!I CHANGED MY MIND!

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,THE WHOLE THING!

UNH!

CHECK YOU OUT.YOU'RE GOOD, HUNTSGIRL.

HAH!

UNH!

HYAH! UNH!

OOH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.

YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF,DRAGON BOY.

[GRUNTING]

HEY!

KID! BEHIND YOU!HUH?

UNH!

[GRUNTS]

[FARTS]

AAH!

WHAH!

WE'LL BE BACK!

AND I'LL BE READY.

UH, KID, YOU GOTA LITTLE PROBLEM

DOWNSTAIRS.

AW, MAN!

I KNEW YOU COULDDO IT, KID.

I DIDN'T DOUBT YOUFOR A SECOND.

OK, I DID,BUT THAT'S

WHY YOU LOVE ME,RIGHT? COME ON.

WELL DONE,YOUNG DRAGON.

IT IS NOT GOOD IDEA TO FLIRTWITH MORTAL ENEMIES.

TRUST GRANDPA.HE'S BEEN THERE.

EVEN A MORTAL ENEMYTHAT FINE?

COME ON, GRAMPS.

MANY BATTLES LIE AHEAD.

WE PICK TRAINING UPTOMORROW,

I'LL BE THERE, GRANDPA,RIGHT ON TIME.

I'M SORRYI DOUBTED YOU.

COME. IT'S LATE.

FU DOG AND IWALK YOU HOME.

AHH. OK,SO I GET THE WHOLE

CLEANING THE TOILETWITH THE TONGUE THING NOW.

NO PROBLEM.VERY USEFUL STUFF.

DISGUSTING, BUT USEFUL.

RIGHT.

I SEE HOW THAT'S GONNACOME IN HANDY, TOO.

MM-HMM.

WHERE I DIDALL YOUR LAUNDRY?

ALL YOUR NASTY SOCKSAND DRAWERS.

WHAT'S UP WAS GRANDPANEEDED HIS LAUNDRY DONE.

Fu: AND TOMORROW,YOU GET TO DO MINE.

Jake: BUT--BUT I JUST--AW, MAN!

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