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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,233 --> 00:00:07,699 THIS IS YOUR TERRITORY,YOUNG DRAGON... 2 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:09,268 AND YOU ALONEARE RESPONSIBLE 3 00:00:09,268 --> 00:00:12,538 FOR THE MAGICAL CREATURESLIVING WITHIN IT. 4 00:00:12,538 --> 00:00:15,875 FROM THE CENTAUR HERDSOF HIGHBRIDGE PARK... 5 00:00:15,875 --> 00:00:21,213 TO THE FLOOR OF THE SECRETLEPRECHAUN STOCK EXCHANGE. 6 00:00:21,213 --> 00:00:25,918 ON TOP OFTHE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING... 7 00:00:25,918 --> 00:00:29,922 TO THE MERMAIDSOF THE EAST RIVER. 8 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,191 WHOO-HOO! 9 00:00:32,191 --> 00:00:35,661 IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE,YOU'LL MAKE IT ANYWHERE. 10 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,263 [LAUGHING] 11 00:00:37,263 --> 00:00:38,564 AH, NO PROBLEM. 12 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:39,865 I AM TOTALLY ON IT. 13 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:40,966 BUT FIRST,YOU MUST MASTER 14 00:00:40,966 --> 00:00:43,803 YOUR DRAGON TRAININGONE STEP AT A TIME. 15 00:00:43,803 --> 00:00:44,904 EVEN A YOUNG FALCON 16 00:00:44,904 --> 00:00:47,573 MUST STANDBEFORE IT CAN FLY. 17 00:00:47,573 --> 00:00:51,010 CHECK THIS OUT, G.DRAGON UP, YO! 18 00:00:54,647 --> 00:00:55,281 BOW! 19 00:00:55,281 --> 00:00:56,982 I'M NOT ONLY READY TO FLY, 20 00:00:56,982 --> 00:00:58,584 I'M READY TO SOAR! 21 00:00:58,584 --> 00:01:00,052 REPRESENT! 22 00:01:00,052 --> 00:01:01,687 WHOO-HOO! 23 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:02,988 YEAH! 24 00:01:02,988 --> 00:01:07,993 'CAUSE THE AMERICAN DRAGONIS IN THE HOUSE! 25 00:01:07,993 --> 00:01:08,994 YEAH! 26 00:01:08,994 --> 00:01:10,262 YEAH-- 27 00:01:10,262 --> 00:01:12,231 AAH! UNH! 28 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:14,033 I'M COOL.NO PROB. 29 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:14,767 UNH! 30 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,001 C-C-COULD YOU GUYS-- 31 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:17,336 A LITTLE HELPDOWN HERE? 32 00:01:17,336 --> 00:01:19,772 [SIGHS] 33 00:01:20,306 --> 00:01:23,309 ? HE'S HOT LIKEA FROZEN SUN ? 34 00:01:23,309 --> 00:01:24,343 ? HE'S YOUNG ? 35 00:01:24,343 --> 00:01:26,312 ? HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ? 36 00:01:26,312 --> 00:01:29,315 ? PEOPLE,WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ? 37 00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:32,918 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 38 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,121 ? HE'S GONNA STOPHIS ENEMIES ? 39 00:01:35,121 --> 00:01:36,388 ? WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ? 40 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,357 ? DRAGON TEETH,DRAGON TAIL ? 41 00:01:38,357 --> 00:01:40,126 ? BURNING DRAGON FIRE ? 42 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:41,627 ? A REAL LIVE WIRE ? 43 00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:43,863 ? AMERICAN DRAGON... ? 44 00:01:43,863 --> 00:01:45,131 DRAGON UP! 45 00:01:45,131 --> 00:01:47,166 ? AMERICAN DRAGON... ? 46 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:50,069 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 47 00:01:51,003 --> 00:01:53,405 ? HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ? 48 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,640 FREAK OUTWITH THE DRAGON. 49 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,642 ? HIS SKILLSARE GETTING FASTER ? 50 00:01:56,642 --> 00:01:58,644 ? WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ? 51 00:01:58,644 --> 00:01:59,678 ? HIS DESTINY ? 52 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:01,914 ? SHOWTIME, BABY,AT THE LEGACY ? 53 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:02,915 ? AMERICAN DRAGON ? 54 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,416 ? FROM THE "J"TO THE "A" ? 55 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,685 ? TO THE "K"TO THE "E" ? 56 00:02:06,685 --> 00:02:10,689 ? FROM THE MACK DADDY DRAGONOF THE N.Y.C. ? 57 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:11,390 YOU HEARD?! 58 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:14,126 JAKE!GET BACK TO WORK! 59 00:02:14,126 --> 00:02:15,928 AW, MAN. 60 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,997 [GONG] 61 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:24,069 WE DRAGONS ARE CREATURESOF IMMENSE MAGICAL POWER. 62 00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:26,672 BUT TO UNLOCKYOUR POTENTIAL, 63 00:02:26,672 --> 00:02:28,107 YOU MUST KEEP TRAINING, 64 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,275 AND MASTER THE FUNDAMENTALS. 65 00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:30,242 DRAGON FIRE! 66 00:02:30,242 --> 00:02:31,243 DRAGON TEETH! 67 00:02:31,243 --> 00:02:32,244 DRAGON TONGUE! 68 00:02:32,244 --> 00:02:33,279 DRAGON CLAWS! 69 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,414 DRAGON TAIL! 70 00:02:36,015 --> 00:02:38,217 YO, I'M ALLOVER IT, GRANDPA. 71 00:02:38,217 --> 00:02:41,353 AND A DRAGON STUDENTMUST OBEY HIS DRAGON MASTER, 72 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,856 WITHOUT QUESTIONOR HESITATION. 73 00:02:43,856 --> 00:02:46,125 TOTALLY. I'MALL ABOUT OBEYING. 74 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,994 WHATEVER YOU SAY,WHENEVER YOU SAY IT. 75 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,262 [SNIFFING] 76 00:02:50,262 --> 00:02:51,330 OH! BLECCH! 77 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,866 BLUE CHEESE WITH A TOUCHOF SWEAT SOCK. 78 00:02:53,866 --> 00:02:56,202 I'D KNOW THATFOOT STINK ANYWHERE. 79 00:02:56,202 --> 00:02:58,304 THE HUNTSMAN?YOU SURE, FU DOG? 80 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,272 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 81 00:03:00,272 --> 00:03:02,508 AHH, YOU TELL US,YOUNG ONE. 82 00:03:02,508 --> 00:03:05,177 HUNTSMAN'S FOOTPRINTSHEAD NORTH/SOUTH 83 00:03:05,177 --> 00:03:08,214 ON THE NIGHTOF A FULL MOON. 84 00:03:08,214 --> 00:03:10,182 [WHINNYING] 85 00:03:10,182 --> 00:03:10,950 [GASPS] 86 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:12,251 HE'S HUNTING UNICORNS! 87 00:03:12,251 --> 00:03:14,954 BADA-BINGO!GIVE THE KID A PRIZE! 88 00:03:14,954 --> 00:03:18,090 AH, YES.UNICORN HORNS. 89 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:23,162 ALWAYS A VALUABLE COMMODITYON THE MAGICAL BLACK MARKET. 90 00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:27,833 ARE WE GONNA CRACK OPENA CAN OF SMACK DADDY 91 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,102 ON THIS HUNTSMAN HEREOR WHAT? 92 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:32,137 NOT WE, YOU. 93 00:03:32,137 --> 00:03:34,974 ME? AS IN ALONE?SOLO? 94 00:03:34,974 --> 00:03:36,742 I WILL NOT BE AROUNDFOREVER. 95 00:03:36,742 --> 00:03:39,445 IT'S TIME YOU PUTYOUR DRAGON TRAINING 96 00:03:39,445 --> 00:03:40,479 TO THE TEST. 97 00:03:40,479 --> 00:03:41,914 RIGHT! HA! 98 00:03:41,914 --> 00:03:44,216 PUT MY MAD SKIZZ-ILLSTO THE TEST. 99 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:47,152 I'M ALL OVER IT. 100 00:03:47,319 --> 00:03:49,088 HEY, HEY!MAKE IT GOOD, KID. 101 00:03:49,088 --> 00:03:51,924 AND LAYING 50 BISCUITSON YOU. 102 00:03:51,924 --> 00:03:54,360 HEY, BIG ERNIE!HO HO! IT'S FU! 103 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,996 I NEED TO MAKE A BET. 104 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:03,569 GIVE HIMDRAGON FIRE. 105 00:04:03,569 --> 00:04:07,172 TASTE MY DRAGON BREATH,DIRTBALL. 106 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:09,475 [GRUNTS] 107 00:04:09,475 --> 00:04:11,443 INCOMING! 108 00:04:11,443 --> 00:04:13,946 AAH!AAH! 109 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,016 SORRY!MY BAD, GUYS! 110 00:04:17,016 --> 00:04:18,450 WHOA! WATCH IT! 111 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,819 HOT CHEEKS!HOT CHEEKS! 112 00:04:21,186 --> 00:04:22,821 OH, OH, OH, OH! 113 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:25,024 AHH... 114 00:04:25,257 --> 00:04:26,892 DRAGON. 115 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,027 HUH? 116 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:30,262 OH, COME ON.DRAGON UP. 117 00:04:30,262 --> 00:04:31,930 OH! DRAGON UP! 118 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:34,199 OH! NOW WOULD BE NICE! 119 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:36,101 SAY GOOD-BYE, DRAGON! 120 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,469 WHOA! UNH! 121 00:04:37,469 --> 00:04:39,171 HA HA! IS THAT ALLYOU GOT, HUNTSMAN? 122 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:41,507 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TOCOME OVER THERE AND-- 123 00:04:41,507 --> 00:04:44,076 HOW WAS THAT,HUNTSMASTER? 124 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,077 VERY NICE, HUNTSGIRL. 125 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,013 YOUR TRAININGHAS SERVED YOU WELL. 126 00:04:48,013 --> 00:04:49,248 OH.... 127 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,983 HYAH! 128 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,919 WHAT'S A NICE GIRLLIKE YOU DOING 129 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,254 HUNTING UNICORNS? 130 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:57,423 WHAT'S A NICEGUY LIKE YOU 131 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,291 DOING OUTSIDEIN HIS UNDIES? 132 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:01,327 HUH? OH!WELL, I-- 133 00:05:01,327 --> 00:05:03,062 YOU HAVEA GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY 134 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:05,030 TO SLAYYOUR FIRST DRAGON. 135 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,298 FINISH HIM! 136 00:05:06,298 --> 00:05:08,167 WITH PLEASURE. 137 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,069 AAH! 138 00:05:13,005 --> 00:05:17,543 THIS IS NOT OVER,DRAGON! 139 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,245 AH, TOUGH BREAK, KID. 140 00:05:20,245 --> 00:05:21,980 ALMOST AS BAD ASWHEN YOU TANGLED 141 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:24,149 WITH THOSE MOUNTAINTROLLS LAST WEEK. 142 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:27,152 AAH! OW! OOH! OW! 143 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:28,287 [GIGGLING] 144 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,221 OR THE WEEKBEFORE THAT, 145 00:05:29,221 --> 00:05:31,590 WHEN YOU TOOK ONTHE GIANTS? 146 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:34,993 OH! OH! 147 00:05:34,993 --> 00:05:36,995 OR THE WEEK BEFORE THAT, 148 00:05:36,995 --> 00:05:40,532 WHEN THOSE FIELD PIXIESTOSSED YOU A BEATIN'. 149 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,968 AAH! OH! UNH! 150 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,403 YOUNG DRAGON,YOU MUST LEARN 151 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:48,173 THAT SMACK DADDYDOES NOT COME IN A CAN. 152 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,475 TOMORROW,WE STEP UP YOUR TRAINING. 153 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,944 BE ON ROOFTOPRIGHT AFTER SCHOOL. 154 00:05:51,944 --> 00:05:55,347 AHH, OK.I'LL BE THERE, GRANDPA. 155 00:05:55,614 --> 00:05:58,250 ...WHICH BRINGS USTO THE TOPIC OF DRAGONS. 156 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:00,486 NOW, IF YOU'LL TURNTO CHAPTER 237 157 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:03,155 OF MY GROUNDBREAKINGYET UNPUBLISHED 1984 THESIS 158 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:06,592 ENTITLED MYTHOBIOLOGY:A SCIENTIFIC STUDY 159 00:06:06,592 --> 00:06:09,161 OF THE MAGICAL CREATURESAMONG US, 160 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,230 YOU'LL SEETHAT I DESCRIBE DRAGONS 161 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:14,199 AS AN EVOLUTIONARY OFFSHOOTOF THE DINOSAURS. 162 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,301 THUS, WHAT CAN WE CONCLUDE 163 00:06:16,301 --> 00:06:18,303 ABOUT THE SIZEOF A DRAGON'S BRAIN? 164 00:06:18,303 --> 00:06:19,238 MR. LONG! 165 00:06:19,238 --> 00:06:21,140 UH, WELL, UM,I WOULD CONCLUDE 166 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:23,208 THAT DRAGONS HAVEVERY LARGE BRAINS. 167 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:26,311 I MEAN, THEY'D PROBABLY BEPRETTY SMART AND COOL. 168 00:06:26,311 --> 00:06:29,248 WE CAN ASSUMETHAT A DRAGON'S BRAIN 169 00:06:29,248 --> 00:06:31,316 IS ABOUT--ABOUT THE SIZE OF A PEA. 170 00:06:31,316 --> 00:06:33,185 MAYBE A WALNUT. 171 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,253 BUT I THOUGHT-- 172 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:35,187 NOT WITH THE--QUIET. 173 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:38,991 IT'S CERTAIN TO BE ONYOUR FINAL EXAMINATION. 174 00:06:38,991 --> 00:06:40,392 AW, MAN. 175 00:06:40,392 --> 00:06:42,060 HEY, YO, MR. ROT-- 176 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:45,297 YEAH. PROFESSOR ROTWOOD. 177 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:48,300 THIS IS MYTHOLOGY CLASSUP IN HERE, RIGHT? 178 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,501 SO, HOW CAN YOU KNOW 179 00:06:49,501 --> 00:06:50,936 ABOUT THE SIZEOF A DRAGON'S BRAIN? 180 00:06:50,936 --> 00:06:53,372 I MEAN, ELVES, UNICORNS? 181 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:56,141 THAT STUFF ISN'T EVENREALLY REAL, YO. 182 00:06:56,141 --> 00:06:58,310 HEH. YO, YO.YES, WELL, YOU KNOW, 183 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:01,380 THIS IS CERTAINLYTHE PREVAILING BELIEF NOW, 184 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,281 ISN'T IT, YOU KNOW? 185 00:07:02,281 --> 00:07:03,549 HOWEVER, SOME GREAT MINDS 186 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,984 HAVE DEVOTED THE BULKOF THEIR CAREERS 187 00:07:05,984 --> 00:07:08,654 AND INDEED THEIR LIVESTO PROVING OTHERWISE! 188 00:07:08,654 --> 00:07:10,289 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,WELL, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, 189 00:07:10,289 --> 00:07:12,691 THIS--THIS KIND OFACADEMIC COURAGE, YOU KNOW, 190 00:07:12,691 --> 00:07:15,594 DOESN'T, YOU KNOW, COMEWITHOUT A PRICE, OF COURSE. 191 00:07:15,594 --> 00:07:19,364 NOT UNLIKE BEING RIDICULEDBY ONE'S COLLEAGUES! 192 00:07:19,364 --> 00:07:24,703 FROM EVERY RESPECTABLEEDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION 193 00:07:24,703 --> 00:07:26,138 IN THE WORLD! 194 00:07:26,138 --> 00:07:28,307 OR EVEN BEING--HELP ME-- 195 00:07:28,307 --> 00:07:30,142 OR EVEN BEING REDUCEDTO TEACHING 196 00:07:30,142 --> 00:07:33,245 IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS! 197 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,414 [STUDENT COUGHS] 198 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:36,748 [RING] 199 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,650 OH, OKEY-DOKEY. 200 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:40,853 CLASS DISMISSED. 201 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,325 Trixie: HEY, YO, JAKE!DUDE. 202 00:07:46,325 --> 00:07:47,759 WHAT'S CRACK-ALATIN',BABY? 203 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,561 YO, WHAT'S UP, TRIXIE?SPUD? 204 00:07:49,561 --> 00:07:51,396 WE CRUISIN' OVERTO WASHINGTON PARK 205 00:07:51,396 --> 00:07:54,633 WE GONNA SHREDSOME SERIOUS ASPHALT. 206 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:58,437 LAST TIME WE HIT THAT PLACE,SPUD GOT A CONCUSSION. 207 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:59,571 HA HA! NO WAY! 208 00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:01,240 THAT WASTOTALLY A CASE 209 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,109 OF SUBCUTANEOUSOCCIPITAL TRAUMA. 210 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,278 [GIGGLING]NO WORRIES, BRO. 211 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,546 YEAH, WHATEVER. 212 00:08:07,546 --> 00:08:11,250 SO, WHAT UP?YOU IN OR ARE YOU IN? 213 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,417 OH, I WISH, TRIXIE, 214 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:15,587 BUT I GOTTA WORK ATMY GRANDPA'S SHOP TODAY. 215 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:19,157 AGAIN?! AW, MAN.THAT'S, LIKE, THE-- 216 00:08:19,157 --> 00:08:22,160 1, 2, 4, 23--NO-- 217 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,630 ELEVEN-TEENTH TIMETHIS WEEK, DUDE. 218 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:27,132 WHAT UP?IT'S STRESSING ME OUT. 219 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:30,102 DON'T WE HAVE SOME KINDOF CHILD LABOR LAWS 220 00:08:30,102 --> 00:08:33,238 YO, MAYBE NEXT TIME,GUYS, AIIGHT? HOLLA! 221 00:08:33,238 --> 00:08:36,275 YEAH, AIIGHT.HOLLA AT YOUR GIRL. 222 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:38,610 ADIOS, BUDDY. 223 00:08:39,778 --> 00:08:42,447 OH, MY BAD.I'M SORRY ABOUT THE-- 224 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,316 HI. 225 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,487 HEY! THAT'S A REALLYCOOL DRAGON TATTOO. 226 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,656 ACTUALLY,IT'S A BIRTHMARK. 227 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:52,224 [CLEARS THROAT] 228 00:08:52,224 --> 00:08:54,226 I'LL, UH,SEE YOU AROUND, OK? 229 00:08:54,226 --> 00:08:55,227 YES! YES! 230 00:08:55,227 --> 00:08:56,528 MOST DEFINITELY! YEAH. 231 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:58,597 OH, WELL, I MEAN,YOU KNOW, 232 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:00,499 IF I HAVE TIMEAND YOU HAVE TIME, 233 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,402 WE CAN KILL SOME TIME.WHATEVER. 234 00:09:05,437 --> 00:09:07,573 ...AND 3, 2, 1. 235 00:09:07,573 --> 00:09:09,174 HE'S LATE!GOO GOO GOO GOO! 236 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:12,177 I'M HERE! I'M HERE!I'M HERE! WHOA! 237 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,813 YOU ARE LATE,YOUNG DRAGON. 238 00:09:14,813 --> 00:09:15,581 SAY WHAT?! 239 00:09:15,581 --> 00:09:17,182 BY, LIKE,3 SECONDS! 240 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,252 3 SECONDS OR 3 HOURS,LATE IS LATE! 241 00:09:20,252 --> 00:09:22,454 Huntsman: AHH, YES. 242 00:09:22,454 --> 00:09:25,824 DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDLOOK MAGNIFICENT STUFFED 243 00:09:25,824 --> 00:09:29,161 AND MOUNTED ON THE WALLOF THE HUNTSLAIR? 244 00:09:29,161 --> 00:09:31,296 LET ME GUESS. 245 00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:34,266 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 246 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:35,534 I'M COOL, I'M COOL. 247 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,502 A PAIR OF DRAGON SKINS? 248 00:09:37,502 --> 00:09:39,738 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 249 00:09:39,738 --> 00:09:41,239 [LAUGHS] 250 00:09:44,276 --> 00:09:49,214 Grandpa: TODAY, WE WILL BEGINOLD SCHOOL DRAGON TRAINING. 251 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:55,687 EXTREME AERIAL MANEUVERS?A LITTLE FIREBALL ACTION? 252 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,357 I'M READY TO ROCKOVER HERE. 253 00:09:58,357 --> 00:09:59,625 BEGIN IN BATHROOM. 254 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,193 SAY WHAT?! 255 00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:04,630 YOU MUST CLEAN TOILETUSING CIRCULAR MOTION, 256 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:08,333 FIRST CLOCKWISE,THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE. 257 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,768 UH, IF YOU SAY SO. 258 00:10:09,768 --> 00:10:16,141 YOU MUST CLEAN TOILETUSING ONLY DRAGON TONGUE. 259 00:10:16,141 --> 00:10:17,643 MY TONGUE?!ON THAT?! 260 00:10:17,643 --> 00:10:20,345 HA HA! NUH-UH, NO WAY,FUH-GET ABOUT IT. 261 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:21,513 ARE YOU NOTDRAGON STUDENT? 262 00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:24,850 DID YOU NOT PLEDGETO OBEY DRAGON MASTER? 263 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:27,352 I REALLY DON'T REMEMBEREVERY SINGLE THING 264 00:10:27,352 --> 00:10:28,687 THAT WE'D AGREED UPON. 265 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,555 TOTALLY! I AMALL ABOUT OBEYING. 266 00:10:30,555 --> 00:10:33,592 WHATEVER YOU SAY,WHENEVER YOU SAY IT. 267 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,560 [GRUNTS] 268 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,230 AW, MAN! 269 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:40,432 YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! 270 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:44,302 FIRST CLOCKWISE,THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE. 271 00:10:44,302 --> 00:10:47,272 Jake: EW! AAH!THIS IS NASTY. 272 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,841 I'M GONNA THROW UP!EW... 273 00:10:49,841 --> 00:10:54,846 GRANDPA HAS MOREOLD SCHOOL TRAINING WAITING. 274 00:10:57,315 --> 00:10:59,217 [INHALES AND BELCHES] 275 00:11:01,319 --> 00:11:02,988 EW! 276 00:11:04,690 --> 00:11:06,258 [STATIC] 277 00:11:16,368 --> 00:11:18,503 AHA! 278 00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:24,509 [OWL SQUAWKING] 279 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,944 OH! THAT'S FOUL! 280 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:27,412 Spud: HA HA!AIIGHT, TRIXIE! 281 00:11:27,412 --> 00:11:29,214 Trixie:PUT IT DOWN, BABY! 282 00:11:29,214 --> 00:11:31,349 GO, GIRL!THAT'S WHAT'S UP! 283 00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:33,318 [TOILET FLUSHES] 284 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,352 OH, JAKE! 285 00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:35,287 I THINK THE TOILET'SGONNA NEED 286 00:11:35,287 --> 00:11:38,290 A LITTLE TOUCH-UP.HA HA HA! 287 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,762 YOU ARE DONEWITH TRAINING FOR TODAY. 288 00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:46,965 I CALL IT BEINGYOUR HOUSE BOY. 289 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:49,501 WHAT'S CLEANING YOUR TOILETAND SWEEPING YOUR FLOOR 290 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,969 HAVE TO DO WITH BEINGTHE AMERICAN DRAGON? 291 00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:54,906 THE SEED DOES NOT QUESTIONWHERE THE WIND TAKES IT. 292 00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:57,509 LISTEN TO THE OLD MAN.COME BACK TOMORROW, 293 00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:02,748 FU DOG'S GONNA NEEDA DEEP WRINKLE MASSAGE. 294 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:04,316 WHOA. 295 00:12:04,316 --> 00:12:05,917 Jake:I'M TELLING YOU, MOM, 296 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,754 GRANDPAHAS SERIOUSLY LOST IT. 297 00:12:08,754 --> 00:12:10,555 YEAH, UH-HUH.HALEY! 298 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,758 YOU CAN CHOPTHE VEGETABLES NOW! 299 00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:17,028 CHECK OUT MY JAPANESECHOPPING-YAKE TECHNIQUE. 300 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,264 I MEAN, HE'S TURNEDDRAGON TRAINING 301 00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:22,834 DAYS LIKE TODAY MAKE MEWISH I COULD JUST BE 302 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,569 A NORMAL HUMANLIKE DAD. 303 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,939 ? WHO'S THAT COWWITH THE HALO ON HER HEAD ? 304 00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:29,341 HALEY,LOSE THE CLAWS! 305 00:12:29,341 --> 00:12:31,376 ? AND AN UDDERMADE OF GOLD ? 306 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,878 ? 'CAUSE SHE'SALL GRAIN FED ? 307 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,312 ? OH, THE COW... ? 308 00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,381 AND, UH, I USETHE TERM "NORMAL" 309 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,283 VERY LOOSELY. 310 00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:40,018 ? MOO ? 311 00:12:40,018 --> 00:12:42,687 HEY, GREAT NEWS,FAMILIA. 312 00:12:42,687 --> 00:12:44,055 I JUST LANDED... 313 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:46,992 THE WHOLESOME HEIFERACCOUNT! HUH? OK. 314 00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:48,693 WHOLESOME HEIFER 315 00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:51,029 IS THE CITY'S LARGESTORGANIC MILK PRODUCER. 316 00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:52,497 THE HEAD HONCHOAND HIS WIFE 317 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:54,399 ARE COMING OVERFOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT 318 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,034 TO SEAL THE DEAL! 319 00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:58,436 CONGRATULATIONS, HONEY.MMWAH! 320 00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:01,439 LOOK AT THE VIOLIN CONCERTOI COMPOSED 321 00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:04,376 OH, PEANUT,THAT IS SO CUTE. 322 00:13:04,376 --> 00:13:06,311 UH, MOM, ARE WEEVER GONNA TELL DAD 323 00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:08,547 THAT HE MARRIED INTO A FAMILYOF MAGICAL REPTILES? 324 00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:10,715 WELL, OF COURSE, DEAR. 325 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:13,852 IT'S JUST THAT YOURFATHER'S ALWAYS BEEN SO, 326 00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:16,655 I THINK WE NEED TO WAITFOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. 327 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:20,592 A TIME WHEN, UH--WELL, UH, A TIME WHEN-- 328 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,061 THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME!GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! 329 00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:26,898 OH, IT'S JUST A FUZZY.HA! FALSE ALARM. 330 00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:30,335 A TIME WHEN WE THINKHE CAN HANDLE IT. 331 00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:34,439 ALL I CAN TASTEIS TOILET BRUSH. ECCH! 332 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:38,543 I KNOW THIS WHOLE THINGHAS BEEN HARD ON YOU. 333 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:40,111 FIRST, YOU FIND OUTYOU'RE A DRAGON... 334 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,413 THAT'S COOL. 335 00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:42,347 IT WAS THE WHOLE, 336 00:13:42,347 --> 00:13:43,782 "BY THE WAY,YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE 337 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,451 FOR PROTECTING AN ENTIREMAGICAL UNDERWORLD" 338 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,354 WELL, THAT'S WHY IT'SSO IMPORTANT FOR YOU 339 00:13:49,354 --> 00:13:50,922 TO MASTERYOUR DRAGON POWERS. 340 00:13:50,922 --> 00:13:53,525 BELIEVE ME, I KNOWYOUR GRANDFATHER CAN BE 341 00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:54,693 A BIT ECCENTRIC, 342 00:13:54,693 --> 00:13:57,863 BUT YOU JUST HAVETO TRUST HIM, OK? 343 00:13:57,863 --> 00:13:59,764 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 344 00:14:01,199 --> 00:14:05,370 ? WHEN I THINK OF ALLTHE TIMES I FELL IN LOVE ? 345 00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,572 ? WHEN I THINK OFALL THE GIRLS ? 346 00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:09,074 ? I WAS DREAMING OF ? 347 00:14:09,074 --> 00:14:10,976 ? WHEN I THINKOF ALL THE YEARS ? 348 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:14,012 ? THAT ARE TO COME ? 349 00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:16,081 ? I LOVE YOU BETTER ? 350 00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:17,449 ? WHEN I-- ? 351 00:14:17,449 --> 00:14:18,583 HEY, YO, JAKE!HUH? 352 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,517 WAKE UP, DAWG! 353 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:22,387 YOU'RE STILL CRUSHINGON THAT RHODES GIRL. 354 00:14:22,387 --> 00:14:23,655 SHE'S SO FAR OUTOF YOUR LEAGUE, 355 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,156 YOU DON'T EVENKNOW IT. 356 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,124 DUDE,SHE'S LIKE TIGER 357 00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:27,826 BURNING THE 18thAT PEBBLE BEACH, 358 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,028 AND YOU'RE LIKE9-PUTTING THE WINDMILL 359 00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:31,997 AT CONEY ISLANDMINI-GOLF. 360 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:32,864 MAN, FORGET HER. 361 00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:36,968 THEY JUST REOPENEDTHE 14th STREET SKATE PARK! 362 00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:38,503 Both: WE GONNA HIT THAT! 363 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,138 OH, SOUNDS SWEET, TRIX, 364 00:14:40,138 --> 00:14:42,107 BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA-- 365 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:43,041 DUDE! NO! 366 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,477 NOT WORKINGIN THE SHOP AGAIN! 367 00:14:45,477 --> 00:14:47,412 THAT'S, LIKE, THE-- 368 00:14:47,412 --> 00:14:48,780 1, 2, 4... 369 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:50,649 WAKE UP, JAKE!THAT OLD DUDE 370 00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:53,084 IS, LIKE, STEALINGYOUR YOUTH, MAN. 371 00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:54,519 [INHALES] 372 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,022 I--I CAN'T DO IT,TRIX. SORRY. 373 00:14:57,022 --> 00:15:01,927 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, JAKE,YOU'RE MISSING OUT HERE. 374 00:15:02,127 --> 00:15:04,696 SIGN HERE. 375 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,065 HURRY UPAND GET TO TRAINING! 376 00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:09,034 MUST USE DRAGON TEETHTO SCOOP SLUDGE 377 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:11,670 OUT OF GRANDPA'SRAIN GUTTER! 378 00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:15,140 OH... 379 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,775 YO, TRIXIE, SPUD! 380 00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:17,976 WAIT UP, GUYS! 381 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:20,578 UH, YEAH. JAKE IS ONE HOURLATE FOR TRAINING. 382 00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:24,049 I GOT A BAD FEELINGIN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH. 383 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,684 OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME. 384 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,185 BUT THAT'S WHAT WE GETFOR EATING LUNCH 385 00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:30,488 AT A PLACE CALLEDTHE CHIMICHANGA CHUCKWAGON. 386 00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:33,725 OH! HOLD DOWNTHE FORT, POPS, 387 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,795 'CAUSE NATURE'SCALLING 911! 388 00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,063 AYE-YI-YI-YI-YI... 389 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,898 JAKE, WHERE ARE YOU? 390 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,667 SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG. 391 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,669 HOW RIGHT YOU ARE. 392 00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,972 DRAGON, WE MEET AGAIN. 393 00:15:46,972 --> 00:15:50,875 IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASURETO DEFEAT YOU! 394 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,711 HYAH! 395 00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:54,846 WHOA! 396 00:16:06,891 --> 00:16:08,727 UNH! 397 00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:10,562 WHAT? 398 00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,933 [GRUNTING] 399 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:19,070 THAT NETIS PURE SPHINX HAIR. 400 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,605 OH... 401 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,641 WELL, ONE DRAGON DOWN, 402 00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:24,709 ONE TO GO. 403 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,811 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 404 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,087 OK, FU DOG,JUST KEEP QUIET. 405 00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:38,790 THEY'LL NEVER KNOWYOU'RE IN HERE. 406 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,558 Huntsgirl:WHO'S IN THERE? OPEN UP! 407 00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:43,628 I REALLY GOTTA STOPTALKING TO MYSELF. 408 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,296 [RATTLING] 409 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,132 HERE GOES NOTHING. 410 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,633 [SPLASH] 411 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,902 AAH... 412 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,272 [HORN HONKS] 413 00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:55,840 YEAH! YEAH! 414 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,575 THIS IS ONLY LIKETHE BEST DAY EVER! 415 00:16:57,575 --> 00:16:58,843 HA HA! WHOOP! 416 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,646 AH, THIS ISTHE WORST DAY EVER! 417 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,815 LOST IN A SEWER,NO CELL SERVICE. 418 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,183 HOW COME LASSIEALWAYS MADE 419 00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:07,552 THIS GETTING HELP STUFFLOOK SO GLAMOROUS. 420 00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:12,023 WHO DARES TO ENTER THE LAIROF THE ONE-EYED SEWER TROLL?! 421 00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:15,860 EASY THERE, TIGER.I'M JUST-- 422 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,263 STANLIFKOWSKI?IS THAT YOU? 423 00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:20,298 FU-STER? HEY! 424 00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:21,800 YOU'RE A SIGHTFOR SORE EYE. 425 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,001 WHAT'S IT BEEN,2-300 YEARS? 426 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,903 WHAT BRINGS YOUDOWN HERE? 427 00:17:24,903 --> 00:17:27,972 I GOTTA GET TOTHE EAST VILLAGE PRONTO. 428 00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:30,308 I KNOW A SHORTCUTUNDER THE ZOO. 429 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:32,977 AH, MORE SEWER. 430 00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,313 OH, JAKE, THERE YOU ARE.HURRY AND WASH UP. 431 00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:36,815 DAD'S CLIENTSARE ALREADY HERE. 432 00:17:36,815 --> 00:17:39,884 UH, HALEY,A LITTLE HELP, HONEY? 433 00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:45,190 WHO'S READYFOR MUSHROOM CAPS? 434 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,257 [GRUNTS] 435 00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:47,158 FU?! 436 00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:49,227 WE DO HAVEA DOGGIE DOOR. 437 00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:50,295 KID, WHERE WERE YOU? 438 00:17:50,295 --> 00:17:51,796 FU, I DON'T EVENWANT TO HEAR IT. 439 00:17:51,796 --> 00:17:53,364 GRANDPA MUST BE BUGGIN'IF HE THINKS HE'S GONNA 440 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,766 MAKE ME CLEANHIS WHOLE HOUSE WITH-- 441 00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:57,602 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!YOU LEFT ME AND GRAMPS 442 00:17:57,602 --> 00:18:00,071 WE WERE SITTING DUCKSOUT THERE. 443 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:01,172 WHEN THE HUNTSMANSHOWED UP-- 444 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:03,141 THE HUNTSMAN?WHERE'S GRANDPA NOW. 445 00:18:03,141 --> 00:18:06,044 IT AIN'T LOOKING GOODFOR THE OLD MAN. 446 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,645 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 447 00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:08,947 WE GOTTA GO GET HELP. 448 00:18:08,947 --> 00:18:10,615 NO! I'VE GOTTA DO THIS. 449 00:18:10,615 --> 00:18:13,051 BUT WE DON'T GOT TIMEFOR NO DRESS REHEARSAL. 450 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,054 IT'S SHOWTIME! AND YOUHAVEN'T EVEN MASTERED 451 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,789 GOING FULL DRAGON YET. 452 00:18:17,789 --> 00:18:19,991 WATCH ME. 453 00:18:22,127 --> 00:18:24,129 DRAGON UP! 454 00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:27,765 ? DRAG-DRAG-DRAG-DRAG-DRAGON UP ? 455 00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:34,339 HEY! I DID IT! 456 00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:35,206 CHECK ME OUT! 457 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:37,876 I'M THE AMERICAN DRAGON! 458 00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:38,910 [GROWLS] 459 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,079 OK, LET'S FLY, KID! 460 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,947 UH, YOU CAN FLY,CAN'T YOU? 461 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:46,017 SO, AS YOU CAN SEE,WE'RE JUST YOUR NORMAL, 462 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:48,786 WHOLESOME,MILK-DRINKING FAMILY. 463 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:52,357 [JAKE AND FU SCREAMING] 464 00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,758 [CRASH] 465 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,694 SO, WHO'DLIKE SALAD? 466 00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:59,764 I'LL ASK YOUONE LAST TIME, OLD MAN. 467 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,934 WHEREIS THE AMERICAN DRAGON? 468 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,935 RIGHT UNDERYOUR NOSE, DUDE! 469 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,337 I'M LIKE A BOOGERTHAT WAY. HA! 470 00:19:06,337 --> 00:19:09,741 WAIT. THAT DIDN'TCOME OUT RIGHT. 471 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,808 ALLOW ME. 472 00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:12,777 I HAVEUNFINISHED BUSINESS 473 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,778 WITH THIS DRAGON. 474 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,047 HYAH! 475 00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:18,216 [GRUNTING] 476 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,320 HYAH!WHOA! 477 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,923 OW! OW! OW!STOP IT! 478 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:25,924 YO, BIG ERNIE! 479 00:19:25,924 --> 00:19:28,426 I WANT TO LAY DOWNSOME COOKIES ON A BET. 480 00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:30,828 HEY, WHAT,ARE WE STRANGERS? 481 00:19:30,828 --> 00:19:33,298 YOU KNOW I'MGOOD FOR IT. 482 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,400 HAH! 483 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,902 HAH! HYAH! 484 00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:43,808 TRY MY FASTBALL! 485 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:47,879 NO! OH! 486 00:19:47,879 --> 00:19:50,048 ENOUGH!AMERICAN DRAGON, 487 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:54,052 PREPARE TO BECOMEA PAIR OF BOOTS! 488 00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,888 YOUNG ONE!CLEAN TOILET BOWL! 489 00:19:56,888 --> 00:20:00,158 [THINKING] FIRST CLOCKWISE,THEN COUNTERCLOCKWISE. 490 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,927 WHAT?HOW DID HE--UNH! 491 00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:05,063 HEY! IT WORKED! HA HA! 492 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:06,164 WHO THE MAN NOW,HUNTSMAN? 493 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,499 HUH, HUNTS-PUNK?YEAH, YOU WANT SOME? 494 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,802 THERE'S SOME MOREWHERE THAT CAME FROM. 495 00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:11,469 HYAH! 496 00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:13,871 YOUNG ONE!SWEEP FLOOR! 497 00:20:13,871 --> 00:20:16,507 ERNIE, ERNIE!I CHANGED MY MIND! 498 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,978 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,THE WHOLE THING! 499 00:20:19,978 --> 00:20:21,045 UNH! 500 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:24,415 CHECK YOU OUT.YOU'RE GOOD, HUNTSGIRL. 501 00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:25,416 HAH! 502 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,318 UNH! 503 00:20:27,318 --> 00:20:29,153 HYAH! UNH! 504 00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:30,321 OOH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 505 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:33,224 YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF,DRAGON BOY. 506 00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:35,293 [GRUNTING] 507 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,063 HEY! 508 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,432 KID! BEHIND YOU!HUH? 509 00:20:41,432 --> 00:20:43,067 UNH! 510 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,270 [GRUNTS] 511 00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:46,871 [FARTS] 512 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,406 AAH! 513 00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:50,975 WHAH! 514 00:20:53,444 --> 00:20:54,812 WE'LL BE BACK! 515 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:55,880 AND I'LL BE READY. 516 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,849 UH, KID, YOU GOTA LITTLE PROBLEM 517 00:20:57,849 --> 00:20:58,883 DOWNSTAIRS. 518 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,486 AW, MAN! 519 00:21:05,523 --> 00:21:06,791 I KNEW YOU COULDDO IT, KID. 520 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,227 I DIDN'T DOUBT YOUFOR A SECOND. 521 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,495 OK, I DID,BUT THAT'S 522 00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:11,829 WHY YOU LOVE ME,RIGHT? COME ON. 523 00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:13,531 WELL DONE,YOUNG DRAGON. 524 00:21:13,531 --> 00:21:18,169 IT IS NOT GOOD IDEA TO FLIRTWITH MORTAL ENEMIES. 525 00:21:18,169 --> 00:21:21,339 TRUST GRANDPA.HE'S BEEN THERE. 526 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:23,174 EVEN A MORTAL ENEMYTHAT FINE? 527 00:21:23,174 --> 00:21:24,342 COME ON, GRAMPS. 528 00:21:24,342 --> 00:21:26,010 MANY BATTLES LIE AHEAD. 529 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,445 WE PICK TRAINING UPTOMORROW, 530 00:21:27,445 --> 00:21:30,281 I'LL BE THERE, GRANDPA,RIGHT ON TIME. 531 00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:32,917 I'M SORRYI DOUBTED YOU. 532 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:33,985 COME. IT'S LATE. 533 00:21:33,985 --> 00:21:36,454 FU DOG AND IWALK YOU HOME. 534 00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:37,855 AHH. OK,SO I GET THE WHOLE 535 00:21:37,855 --> 00:21:39,957 CLEANING THE TOILETWITH THE TONGUE THING NOW. 536 00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:41,993 NO PROBLEM.VERY USEFUL STUFF. 537 00:21:41,993 --> 00:21:43,361 DISGUSTING, BUT USEFUL. 538 00:21:43,361 --> 00:21:44,228 RIGHT. 539 00:21:44,228 --> 00:21:48,966 I SEE HOW THAT'S GONNACOME IN HANDY, TOO. 540 00:21:48,966 --> 00:21:49,867 MM-HMM. 541 00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:51,536 WHERE I DIDALL YOUR LAUNDRY? 542 00:21:51,536 --> 00:21:54,138 ALL YOUR NASTY SOCKSAND DRAWERS. 543 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:58,476 WHAT'S UP WAS GRANDPANEEDED HIS LAUNDRY DONE. 544 00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:01,612 Fu: AND TOMORROW,YOU GET TO DO MINE. 545 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:05,516 Jake: BUT--BUT I JUST--AW, MAN! 546 00:22:05,566 --> 00:22:10,116 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35532

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