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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,532 --> 00:00:01,962 I want to stop doing this. 2 00:00:02,342 --> 00:00:04,007 Previously on Mad Men... 3 00:00:04,367 --> 00:00:07,546 It's been my privilege to be treated like a prodigy, 4 00:00:07,651 --> 00:00:09,297 and for you to be my mentor. 5 00:00:09,451 --> 00:00:11,217 We're going to lose Jaguar unless 6 00:00:11,324 --> 00:00:12,843 an arrangement is made... 7 00:00:12,905 --> 00:00:14,437 Tell them I want a partnership. 8 00:00:14,751 --> 00:00:16,681 My wife's a big TV star. 9 00:00:17,924 --> 00:00:18,919 Break a leg. 10 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:20,722 Beans came in today. 11 00:00:20,805 --> 00:00:22,670 And he says he's gonna kill the account and himself 12 00:00:22,776 --> 00:00:24,600 if they even talk to ketchup again. 13 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,522 I want you to find out everything you can on Heinz ketchup. 14 00:00:55,915 --> 00:00:58,876 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 15 00:01:08,711 --> 00:01:10,479 So you haven't officially told anyone 16 00:01:10,547 --> 00:01:12,147 you're looking to change your life? 17 00:01:12,215 --> 00:01:14,115 Yes. 18 00:01:14,184 --> 00:01:16,251 Why put Doyle Dane into hysterics 19 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,887 when all I want to do is have what NASA calls 20 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,656 an "exploratory mission" with your agency? 21 00:01:21,723 --> 00:01:25,926 Still, Timmy, Don has some anxiety about-- 22 00:01:25,994 --> 00:01:28,496 well, obviously about Raymond. 23 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:31,632 Heinz Baked Beans has given us 24 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,335 national recognition and Raymond's a friend. 25 00:01:34,403 --> 00:01:37,003 I'm not used to telling people what my account is worth. 26 00:01:37,071 --> 00:01:38,438 Not just in billings, 27 00:01:38,506 --> 00:01:40,540 but in the prestige that comes with ketchup. 28 00:01:40,608 --> 00:01:42,342 Don knows that or he wouldn't be here. 29 00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:43,476 He's not that polite. 30 00:01:44,912 --> 00:01:46,446 Just relax. 31 00:01:46,514 --> 00:01:48,381 If you do the work and I like it, 32 00:01:48,449 --> 00:01:50,250 I guarantee that Raymond will fall in line. 33 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,783 I have that power. 34 00:01:51,851 --> 00:01:53,385 And if you don't like our work? 35 00:01:53,453 --> 00:01:55,654 Raymond never has to know. 36 00:01:55,722 --> 00:01:57,456 I don't know if that solves my problem. 37 00:01:57,524 --> 00:01:59,958 Look, I understand your risk. 38 00:02:00,026 --> 00:02:01,660 Or we could have met in your office again. 39 00:02:01,728 --> 00:02:04,896 In fact, we can have the presentation here, too. 40 00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:06,398 No, we'll get a hotel. 41 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:10,901 I am supposed to be meeting someone in about 20 minutes 42 00:02:10,969 --> 00:02:12,570 and she likes me to wait for her. 43 00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:17,609 Well, take your time. 44 00:02:17,676 --> 00:02:19,744 And remember, 45 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:21,546 I don't need much of an excuse to come to Manhattan. 46 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:39,095 When I say a small team, I mean Stan. 47 00:02:39,163 --> 00:02:40,963 Just the three of us. 48 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,865 We bill it under Project K. 49 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:46,335 Nice place. 50 00:02:46,403 --> 00:02:49,004 Well, it's available to you. 51 00:02:49,072 --> 00:02:52,308 You know, if you ever have to spend the night in the city. 52 00:02:52,376 --> 00:02:53,976 I live here, Pete. 53 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:04,152 It's been 7:00 for 20 minutes. 54 00:03:04,219 --> 00:03:06,120 I'm starving. 55 00:03:06,188 --> 00:03:08,623 I'm sorry I'm late, but I have a job. 56 00:03:08,691 --> 00:03:10,958 You know what, Dawn? You have another job, 57 00:03:11,026 --> 00:03:12,526 which is being my maid of honor. 58 00:03:12,594 --> 00:03:15,028 Well, I can't lose that one, can I? 59 00:03:15,096 --> 00:03:18,131 Well, I have some bad news. 60 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,100 Al called me 61 00:03:20,168 --> 00:03:22,469 and he said both the caterer and your date fell through. 62 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:25,005 William? What happened? 63 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,207 Al doesn't think he's ready to settle down. 64 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,309 And he didn't want you to spend the night defending yourself. 65 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,143 You tell Al to keep looking 66 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,145 because I'm never gonna meet someone at that office. 67 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,380 Al and I met at church. 68 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,148 Church is impossible. 69 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,584 You can't stand out in that crowd of harlots. 70 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:42,288 You stand out. 71 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,723 You must run into somebody downtown. 72 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,559 I get on the train and it's just us... 73 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,529 and then it gets thinner and thinner until about 72nd. 74 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:52,931 Sometimes it's just me and this old shoeshine-- 75 00:03:52,998 --> 00:03:54,800 and he won't even look at me. 76 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:57,202 Bea Carter says her son Anthony ran into you. 77 00:03:57,269 --> 00:03:59,637 But that's what you don't understand. 78 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:01,639 We were walking through the plaza 79 00:04:01,707 --> 00:04:03,708 and we passed each other and we just nodded. 80 00:04:03,775 --> 00:04:05,776 Someone told me he said that, 81 00:04:05,844 --> 00:04:07,911 but he didn't talk to me. 82 00:04:07,979 --> 00:04:09,613 And I didn't talk to him, either. 83 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:14,284 Well, I'll keep looking. 84 00:04:17,855 --> 00:04:19,288 That might be too much blush. 85 00:04:19,357 --> 00:04:22,191 If you look a little rusty, it's 'cause I'm a little rusty. 86 00:04:22,259 --> 00:04:24,327 I need all the help I can get. 87 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:26,896 The makeup's not the important part. 88 00:04:26,964 --> 00:04:30,132 Mary Kay always says it's really about making yourself feel better, 89 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,702 and that starts with doing something for you. 90 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:35,303 Well, that'll be a first. 91 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,376 - Kate! - Shh, I just put the baby down. 92 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:46,314 - You have not changed. - Well, you have. 93 00:04:46,383 --> 00:04:48,416 How did you suddenly get younger than me? 94 00:04:48,484 --> 00:04:49,884 Because she's in the beauty business. 95 00:04:49,951 --> 00:04:51,753 What do you think? 96 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:54,154 - How much did she spend? - It's free. 97 00:04:54,222 --> 00:04:56,724 This is my old stuff. I'm a sales director now. 98 00:04:56,792 --> 00:04:58,626 - How are your boys? - Good. 99 00:04:58,694 --> 00:05:00,561 - Did you see Kevin? - She looked in. 100 00:05:00,629 --> 00:05:03,163 Why don't we let him sleep while we eat dinner? 101 00:05:03,231 --> 00:05:04,631 I made a pork roast. 102 00:05:04,699 --> 00:05:07,233 And I made reservations at Le Cirque for two. 103 00:05:07,301 --> 00:05:10,336 Well, I want to catch up. And, more importantly, 104 00:05:10,405 --> 00:05:13,172 Kate has a job interview tomorrow and I don't want her tying one on. 105 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,375 - Who are you meeting with? - The competition. 106 00:05:15,443 --> 00:05:17,343 Can we take a raincheck? 107 00:05:17,412 --> 00:05:19,478 Splendid. 108 00:05:19,546 --> 00:05:21,747 She hasn't changed. 109 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,991 Why are you getting on the elevator going up? 110 00:05:33,059 --> 00:05:35,327 Because the door opened and you were standing there. 111 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:39,030 I pressed down. 112 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,840 Where have you been? 113 00:05:48,908 --> 00:05:51,075 I missed you. 114 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,076 Working all the time. Don't tell anyone. 115 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,712 Like who? 116 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:58,348 Arnie's on call Thursday or Friday. 117 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,551 I'll leave a penny under the mat when he's flown the coop. 118 00:06:10,461 --> 00:06:11,994 I have to go. 119 00:06:15,699 --> 00:06:17,333 Can you be more specific? 120 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:20,703 Nope. 121 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,572 Good night. 122 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,517 Dennis must be doing well. 123 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:37,953 - That's from the company. - My goodness. 124 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,553 What do you have to do to get this? 125 00:06:39,621 --> 00:06:41,889 Just have a lot of my recruits sell a lot of Mary Kay. 126 00:06:41,957 --> 00:06:43,724 How much? Those are diamonds. 127 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:45,425 Just has to be the most. 128 00:06:45,494 --> 00:06:47,060 They know what they're doing. 129 00:06:47,128 --> 00:06:48,929 I know. They do. 130 00:06:48,997 --> 00:06:51,131 But there's no way for me to move up there. 131 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:52,700 So is that why you're going to Avon? 132 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,401 There's women above me at Mary Kay, 133 00:06:54,469 --> 00:06:56,536 It's just working out of Spokane, 134 00:06:56,604 --> 00:06:59,205 there's only so far I can go. 135 00:06:59,272 --> 00:07:01,641 Well, Joanie's a partner and I don't know if anyone 136 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:03,510 would want all that extra responsibility. 137 00:07:03,577 --> 00:07:05,678 You should visit more often. 138 00:07:05,746 --> 00:07:07,413 Turns out someone's proud of me. 139 00:07:07,481 --> 00:07:09,382 I'm a monster. 140 00:07:09,449 --> 00:07:12,384 Believe it or not, "My daughter is a partner 141 00:07:12,451 --> 00:07:14,720 at a Madison Avenue advertising firm" 142 00:07:14,787 --> 00:07:17,155 is something I enjoy saying. 143 00:07:17,223 --> 00:07:18,557 It does sound pretty good. 144 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:26,464 Well, so much for keeping my wits about me. 145 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,866 I should be getting back to the Waldorf. 146 00:07:28,934 --> 00:07:30,768 Well, I wish you the best of luck tomorrow. 147 00:07:30,836 --> 00:07:32,069 But if worse come to worse, 148 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:33,838 you're appreciated somewhere. 149 00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:41,111 What are the "Life" magazine closing dates for Birds Eye? 150 00:07:41,179 --> 00:07:43,980 Ken, it's Monday. 151 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:46,182 I got a perfect cup of coffee and a Danish on the way. 152 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,284 You want to start with "Good morning? How was your weekend?" 153 00:07:48,352 --> 00:07:51,821 I spent it with my in-laws listening to Ed complain 154 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:54,490 about how much the world hates Dow Chemical. 155 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:57,260 And I know that every gripe he has is directed at me and this company. 156 00:07:57,327 --> 00:08:00,429 Is it possible that this has turned Ken Cosgrove into a neurotic? 157 00:08:00,496 --> 00:08:02,264 If he wants people to stop hating him, 158 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:05,868 he should stop dropping napalm on children. 159 00:08:07,537 --> 00:08:09,271 I know you just came here to complain, 160 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:11,106 but I actually think that I can help you. 161 00:08:11,174 --> 00:08:13,442 God, that's really true. 162 00:08:13,509 --> 00:08:15,477 I just came in here to complain. 163 00:08:15,545 --> 00:08:17,344 How hard would it be to meet with Ed, just you and me? 164 00:08:17,412 --> 00:08:19,814 If I have a good reason? 165 00:08:19,882 --> 00:08:21,749 I'm sorry, Mr. Cosgrove, but it's the last one. 166 00:08:21,817 --> 00:08:23,184 - Did you find your keys? - I did. 167 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:25,152 Can you get Pierre Cossette on the line? 168 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:26,754 I have an idea. Let's see what happens. 169 00:08:26,822 --> 00:08:28,355 Harry has great ideas. 170 00:08:47,441 --> 00:08:49,642 I saw this thing on a spy show. 171 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:52,177 It's a clock with a tiny camera in it. 172 00:08:52,245 --> 00:08:55,114 All we have to do is get it in there. 173 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:57,116 If you can get in, you don't need a clock. 174 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:00,586 I would guess it's a military account. 175 00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:02,622 And I would guess they picked Stan 176 00:09:02,689 --> 00:09:04,255 because he has no conscience. 177 00:09:04,323 --> 00:09:08,159 So Project K stands for what? 178 00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:10,428 Project Kill Machine! 179 00:09:10,496 --> 00:09:11,963 That's not what it stands for. 180 00:09:12,031 --> 00:09:15,433 So what does it stand for, Bobby? 181 00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:17,335 I don't know what it is. 182 00:09:17,402 --> 00:09:19,137 Are you saying that because you do know what it is? 183 00:09:19,204 --> 00:09:20,671 No. 184 00:09:20,772 --> 00:09:23,340 - Stan come through? - Stan who? 185 00:09:23,407 --> 00:09:26,309 I know one thing-- he's not in a room with tinfoil on the windows. 186 00:09:26,377 --> 00:09:28,178 How are things, Don? 187 00:09:39,356 --> 00:09:41,024 There's nothing in here. 188 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:42,825 'Cause you're gonna fill it with work. 189 00:09:42,893 --> 00:09:44,994 - If you don't fall asleep. - Mmm. 190 00:09:46,796 --> 00:09:49,131 I'm telling you, it clears the cobwebs. 191 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:06,246 I think a hot dog and a hamburger are too similar. 192 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:10,217 Plus, a hot dog cries out for mustard. 193 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:13,587 No, I think a hot dog cries out for ketchup. 194 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,224 A squiggly line. 195 00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:22,496 Hmm. 196 00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:24,531 I think we should order lunch. 197 00:10:31,406 --> 00:10:33,373 Mmm. 198 00:10:33,441 --> 00:10:36,141 My goodness. Someone's having a party and didn't invite us. 199 00:10:36,210 --> 00:10:38,544 I don't know what you're talking about. 200 00:10:38,612 --> 00:10:41,214 Is Clara's birthday today? 201 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:43,916 It's tomorrow and it's $2 a head. 202 00:10:43,983 --> 00:10:45,951 And, actually, I don't know what I'm going to get. 203 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:48,221 - Do you want to come? - I can't. 204 00:10:48,288 --> 00:10:50,255 Mr. Draper always needs me. 205 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:52,757 Could you punch me out when you leave? 206 00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:54,526 Really? 207 00:10:55,994 --> 00:10:57,962 How long are you going to be gone? 208 00:10:58,030 --> 00:10:59,797 Well, if you punch me out... 209 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,101 Okay. 210 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:05,537 I heard Mr. Draper's in there. 211 00:11:07,071 --> 00:11:09,273 No. 212 00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:15,078 - Did you get the pages? - No. 213 00:11:15,146 --> 00:11:16,714 Are you two rehearsing already? 214 00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,582 Call me when you see them. 215 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,217 Arlene, are you sad it's not you? 216 00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:22,018 You know Mel is my husband. 217 00:11:22,086 --> 00:11:23,919 I could have him write you into a hospital bed 218 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,388 or a grave. 219 00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:32,729 I'm sorry. 220 00:11:37,268 --> 00:11:38,667 What's going on? 221 00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:42,638 Well, you're going to have a love scene with Rod. 222 00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:45,407 And between you, me, and soon a national audience, 223 00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:46,742 it's more of a love affair. 224 00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:49,344 Oh, my goodness. 225 00:11:49,412 --> 00:11:51,112 That's so exciting. 226 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,014 Thank you for telling me. 227 00:11:53,082 --> 00:11:54,282 Oh, I did more than tell you. 228 00:11:54,349 --> 00:11:56,317 Mel's been on the fence, 229 00:11:56,385 --> 00:11:58,986 but I think he really believes in you. 230 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:00,688 Now, don't embarrass me. 231 00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:02,189 You've done this before, haven't you? 232 00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:04,825 Um, well, of course. 233 00:12:06,395 --> 00:12:07,828 Does a high school play count? 234 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,196 No. 235 00:12:10,631 --> 00:12:12,231 It's gonna be exciting at first 236 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,433 and then it'll be part of the job. 237 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:16,169 It's pretty exciting. 238 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,906 The hard part is how "James Garner" there will deal with it. 239 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,875 Some people think it's better to wait till after it's happened 240 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,078 or not tell them at all, but I think it's best to be up front. 241 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:31,383 Well, obviously he's not going to like it. 242 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,352 Would you be upset if he did? 243 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,355 I don't know. 244 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,291 Why don't Mel and I take you two out to dinner? 245 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,027 You know, to make him comfortable. 246 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,295 And, honestly, all of us should be better acquainted. 247 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,864 I mean, Mel has big plans for you. 248 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,939 I'm gonna leave you alone with these. 249 00:13:05,182 --> 00:13:07,684 - Did you send Scarlett somewhere? - No, Meredith. 250 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:10,587 Well, it's just I can't find her or Mr. Crane 251 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:11,888 and there's someone to see him. 252 00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:13,156 I'm dying for you to meet Ken. 253 00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:19,061 How are you? 254 00:13:19,128 --> 00:13:20,730 Busy. 255 00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,633 Have Scarlett see me when you find her. 256 00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:33,908 Oh, good. You're home on time. 257 00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:36,344 I am. It's only because I have a lot of work 258 00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:38,246 and I don't want to do it in a windowless room. 259 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,885 So why don't you have a seat? 260 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:45,286 I'm gonna get you a drink. 261 00:13:45,354 --> 00:13:48,054 And then I'm gonna stuff you with coq au vin. 262 00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:51,692 I know you're very busy, 263 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:55,629 but I want us to have, I don't know-- 264 00:13:55,697 --> 00:13:58,665 I want us to be able to talk about things other than work. 265 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,501 Megan, what happened? 266 00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:02,869 Just once I'd like to be that wife 267 00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:05,838 that lays a trap and has her husband walk right into it. 268 00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:08,841 Okay, first of all, Arlene, 269 00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:10,777 you know, she plays Penelope Aldridge. 270 00:14:10,844 --> 00:14:12,912 She basically owns "Berkshire Falls." 271 00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:15,281 She's married to Mel the head writer 272 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:17,316 and they want to have dinner with us. 273 00:14:17,384 --> 00:14:18,650 Does it get worse? 274 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,756 Well, my storyline is getting more developed 275 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,025 and that means 276 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,227 I'm gonna have a series of love scenes. 277 00:14:29,295 --> 00:14:31,596 - With whom? - With Rod Holly. 278 00:14:31,664 --> 00:14:33,932 He plays Rafe Jackson. He's Arlene's nephew. 279 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,900 Megan, I don't care. 280 00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:38,636 What's a "love scene" consist of? 281 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,305 It's just kissing and hugging. 282 00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:44,308 It's TV. We can't really do anything. 283 00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:48,546 What am I supposed to say? 284 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,848 That you trust me. 285 00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:55,517 And that you know it's part of my job. 286 00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:59,188 And maybe that it was bound to happen if things went well. 287 00:14:59,256 --> 00:15:01,090 Keep going. I'm dying to hear what I say next. 288 00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:02,325 Should I have hidden it from you? 289 00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:07,729 I don't know, Megan. I need to think about it. 290 00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:11,799 Look, I know I wouldn't like it, 291 00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,402 but I'd look on the bright side. 292 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:17,638 Okay, I guess if I wasn't your husband, 293 00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:19,107 I would be happy for you. 294 00:15:19,175 --> 00:15:21,009 It does mean they like you. 295 00:15:21,077 --> 00:15:23,410 Do you like me? 296 00:15:23,478 --> 00:15:26,513 Honey, I can tolerate this, but I can't encourage it. 297 00:15:28,049 --> 00:15:29,616 You're perfect. 298 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,927 And, honestly, Ed, it's not just Ken who's been losing sleep about this. 299 00:15:38,995 --> 00:15:40,563 I mean, last week when half of Colombia got into your lobby-- 300 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:43,098 It was 15 people. 301 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,867 Look, you've been in the news every other day 302 00:15:45,935 --> 00:15:47,602 and a couple of articles placed in business journals 303 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,003 are not going to make that stop. 304 00:15:49,071 --> 00:15:51,539 They acted like they were storming the Bastille. 305 00:15:51,607 --> 00:15:53,341 This is their country, too. 306 00:15:55,211 --> 00:15:56,511 What exactly is your point? 307 00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,446 Pierre. 308 00:15:58,514 --> 00:16:01,882 A one-hour prime-time TV special sponsored by Dow, 309 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:04,318 starring Joe Namath and 15 or so of his best friends 310 00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:07,521 putting on a show drawing from America's most beloved musicals. 311 00:16:07,589 --> 00:16:09,923 "Broadway Joe on Broadway." 312 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,191 Joe Namath sings? 313 00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:13,760 Don't you want to watch it just to find out? 314 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:16,863 And who are his "friends"? 315 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,998 I have access to the greatest talent available. 316 00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:21,567 There'll be sex appeal. Joey Heatherton, for example. 317 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:24,170 Pipes, Julie Andrews. And punch. 318 00:16:24,238 --> 00:16:27,339 How about John Wayne in a sketch version of "Camelot"? 319 00:16:27,406 --> 00:16:29,842 We're mostly household products. 320 00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:31,143 Women don't like football. 321 00:16:31,211 --> 00:16:33,078 Have you ever asked them about Joe Namath? 322 00:16:33,146 --> 00:16:34,880 Forget demographics. 323 00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:37,750 How would you like Dow to be responsible for making people smile? 324 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,220 And is there anything that makes people smile 325 00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:42,987 more than Broadway and football? 326 00:16:43,055 --> 00:16:44,822 "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and the Notre Dame fight song 327 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,657 playing at the same time. 328 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:49,393 ♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy... ♪ 329 00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:51,528 ♪ Yankee Doddle, do or die... ♪ 330 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:53,965 Okay, okay. 331 00:16:54,032 --> 00:16:56,700 Kenny, did you tell them I went to Notre Dame? 332 00:16:56,769 --> 00:16:59,002 No, I told them about Joey Heatherton. 333 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:03,573 So it's tailor-made for us? 334 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,342 What's our commitment? 335 00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,978 Well, you'd be a corner tenant. 336 00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:10,046 There's six minutes of commercials in the hour, 337 00:17:10,114 --> 00:17:12,816 you'd get three and then two 10-second billboards 338 00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:15,151 at the beginning and end of the show. 339 00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:16,919 "Brought to you by Dow Chemical, 340 00:17:16,987 --> 00:17:19,021 family products for the American family." 341 00:17:22,492 --> 00:17:25,761 Just imagine Joe Namath in a straw hat. 342 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,039 I'm sorry to bother you, Scarlett, 343 00:17:38,107 --> 00:17:40,275 but is Mr. Crane in? 344 00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:43,311 Okay. No, he's in a meeting. 345 00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:44,745 Is there something I can help you with? 346 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,480 Well, if he's expecting any special guests, 347 00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:50,383 you should let us know because he had someone come yesterday and you weren't here. 348 00:17:50,451 --> 00:17:52,752 I must have been in the ladies' room. 349 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,723 No, and it's strange because you didn't leave until 6:47. 350 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,926 Oh, Joan, it's Clara's birthday today 351 00:17:58,993 --> 00:18:01,261 and I tried to go at lunch, but I got stuck at my desk. 352 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,595 So I left Mr. Crane on his own 353 00:18:03,663 --> 00:18:05,331 while I attended to this company business. 354 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,536 We got her a Givenchy scarf from Gimbels. 355 00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:13,339 I have the card here for you to sign. 356 00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,975 But you never came back and you had Dawn punch your time card. 357 00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,743 No, Dawn and I were working together. 358 00:18:17,811 --> 00:18:19,811 But we were all over the place. 359 00:18:19,879 --> 00:18:22,981 But mostly in accounting. 360 00:18:23,049 --> 00:18:25,250 Thank you for clearing that up. 361 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,960 Dawn. 362 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,028 Have you spoken to Scarlett this morning? 363 00:18:38,096 --> 00:18:40,898 We're missing the big hole punch and I think you were the last one to see her. 364 00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:43,067 The hole punch is in the creative lounge. 365 00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:45,535 Dawn, Scarlett told me everything. 366 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,174 Scarlett, you're fired. 367 00:18:52,877 --> 00:18:55,945 Joan, please. It won't happen again. 368 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,814 Not here it won't. Go get your things. 369 00:18:58,883 --> 00:19:00,516 Dawn, could you get Stan in here 370 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,718 - before the partners meeting? - I'll deal with you later. 371 00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:08,323 Girls do it all the time. 372 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,392 Just go before you really embarrass yourself. 373 00:19:15,999 --> 00:19:18,367 I hope you realize this means now you're on Ed's radar. 374 00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,369 So will I be invited to Sunday dinner? 375 00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:21,937 Something like that. 376 00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:26,374 I don't know where you're going, but I want you to bring back champagne. 377 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:29,777 Oh, Harry, I'm not coming back. 378 00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:31,112 What are you talking about? 379 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,483 Joan, you owe Scarlett an apology. 380 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,552 Harry, please don't involve yourself in this. 381 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,720 I'm tired of your petty dictatorship. 382 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,790 So whatever capital crime or treason she committed, she's in my department. 383 00:19:43,857 --> 00:19:46,226 I didn't realize you were that attached to Scarlett. 384 00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:48,895 - We're not attached. - We are attached! 385 00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:50,931 I have something more important to do. 386 00:19:50,998 --> 00:19:52,799 I would hope you do, too. 387 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,369 Scarlett, do whatever you think is best. 388 00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:59,704 You are to do whatever I think is best. 389 00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:11,849 Let's go. Back to work. 390 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,717 Everything's fine. 391 00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:23,061 I understand the confidentiality, 392 00:20:23,128 --> 00:20:24,562 but I need to know how to bill Project K. 393 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,134 Don't. 394 00:20:31,202 --> 00:20:32,769 Meredith, why don't you step out? 395 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,442 I don't know what she said because I'm not privy to these conversations, 396 00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:39,809 but I would like the chance to defend myself. 397 00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:42,045 - Mr. Crane, I haven't-- - No, please. 398 00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:44,213 Let him go on. 399 00:20:46,749 --> 00:20:49,685 Well, it's this simple-- Scarlett works for me and Joan tried to fire her. 400 00:20:49,752 --> 00:20:51,854 She left work early and had Dawn punch her time card. 401 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,822 It's pay for a minimum of five hours of work 402 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:56,625 that she didn't do that we are paying for. 403 00:20:56,693 --> 00:20:58,594 Well, it's either me or her. 404 00:20:58,661 --> 00:21:01,062 - Joan? - Scarlett. 405 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:04,632 I think you mean, "If she goes, I go." 406 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,634 "Broadway Joe on Broadway." 407 00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:09,604 Is there anybody in here who thought of that? 408 00:21:09,671 --> 00:21:12,240 - I did. - What the hell is that? 409 00:21:12,308 --> 00:21:15,275 It's $150,000 worth of incremental business 410 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:18,178 I generated while solving a problem. For what? 411 00:21:18,246 --> 00:21:20,814 So I can stand outside that glass and watch you all in here? 412 00:21:20,882 --> 00:21:23,083 - What did Dawn do? - Well, I'm almost positive-- 413 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:25,252 Just keep talking to her because she's a partner. 414 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:28,055 You know what? 415 00:21:28,123 --> 00:21:30,057 I'm sorry my accomplishments happened in broad daylight 416 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,525 and I can't be given the same rewards. 417 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,160 What is that supposed to mean? 418 00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:36,662 You know damn well. 419 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:37,963 The next time this group is called to order, 420 00:21:38,032 --> 00:21:39,798 I expect to be sitting at this table. 421 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,168 I've actually earned it. 422 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,450 Don't worry, dear. That's not going to happen. 423 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,553 Joan, I don't want to put myself in the same camp as Harry, 424 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,620 but I might remind you and everyone 425 00:22:03,688 --> 00:22:06,390 the Commission on Human Rights is continuing to investigate 426 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,026 our industry regarding the employment of Negroes. 427 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,062 She's a good secretary. 428 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,896 Of course. 429 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,932 What about Scarlett? 430 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:18,102 I think this humiliation will suffice. 431 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,869 Can we continue with the billings? 432 00:22:19,937 --> 00:22:21,837 Yes. 433 00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,339 Where were we? 434 00:22:25,809 --> 00:22:28,211 "Meredith, why don't you step out?" 435 00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:30,080 Well? 436 00:22:30,147 --> 00:22:32,082 Oh. 437 00:22:40,038 --> 00:22:42,607 I'm sorry, but I couldn't leave. 438 00:22:42,674 --> 00:22:45,343 I don't care as long as you brought those bridal magazines. 439 00:22:45,411 --> 00:22:47,178 What is wrong with you? 440 00:22:47,246 --> 00:22:49,647 I had a day today that pushed your stupid wedding 441 00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:51,048 to the bottom of the list. 442 00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:53,017 - Did you get fired? - No. 443 00:22:53,085 --> 00:22:54,985 I don't think so. 444 00:22:55,052 --> 00:22:56,920 Who can tell at that place? 445 00:22:56,988 --> 00:22:58,888 What happened? 446 00:22:58,956 --> 00:23:00,857 One of the girls asked me to punch out 447 00:23:00,925 --> 00:23:02,726 her time card and we got caught. 448 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:04,894 I told you, those girls aren't your friends. 449 00:23:04,962 --> 00:23:07,030 Yes, they are. She got in more trouble than me. 450 00:23:07,098 --> 00:23:09,132 Why do you think she asked you? 451 00:23:09,199 --> 00:23:11,367 You can't say no 'cause you're too scared. 452 00:23:11,435 --> 00:23:12,868 All they see is, "Yes, sir." 453 00:23:12,936 --> 00:23:14,470 Everybody's scared there. 454 00:23:14,538 --> 00:23:16,939 Women crying in the ladies' room. 455 00:23:17,007 --> 00:23:18,608 Men crying in the elevator. 456 00:23:18,675 --> 00:23:21,210 It sounds like New Year's Eve when they empty the garbage, 457 00:23:21,278 --> 00:23:23,078 there are so many bottles. 458 00:23:23,147 --> 00:23:26,114 And I told you about that poor man hanging himself in his office. 459 00:23:26,182 --> 00:23:27,982 Oh, they got it so bad, 460 00:23:28,050 --> 00:23:30,084 they must all be jealous of you. 461 00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:32,887 What am I gonna do? Throw a brick through their window? 462 00:23:34,657 --> 00:23:36,958 I want to keep my job, 463 00:23:37,026 --> 00:23:39,027 so I'm gonna keep my head down. 464 00:23:39,094 --> 00:23:41,562 Well, I couldn't do it. 465 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,864 Well, you don't have to. 466 00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:45,132 You're getting married. 467 00:23:46,734 --> 00:23:48,569 And dinner. 468 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,939 I should have brought Dennis. 469 00:23:53,007 --> 00:23:55,142 You're not even listening to me. 470 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:57,110 I'm sorry. I need a drink 471 00:23:57,178 --> 00:23:58,811 and this place is a soda fountain. 472 00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:01,681 I feel like I'm in high school right down to the clientele. 473 00:24:04,285 --> 00:24:06,085 Hello? 474 00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:09,322 We're sitting here waiting for a phone to ring. 475 00:24:09,390 --> 00:24:10,523 This actually is high school. 476 00:24:10,591 --> 00:24:12,192 So what do you do to have fun? 477 00:24:12,259 --> 00:24:13,292 I don't look in a guidebook. 478 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,394 This wasn't in a guidebook, okay? 479 00:24:15,461 --> 00:24:17,028 My friend told me about it. 480 00:24:17,096 --> 00:24:19,931 Is she a nun or just the right age for this place? 481 00:24:19,999 --> 00:24:23,902 Apparently there are quite a few men here 482 00:24:23,969 --> 00:24:25,671 who go for a certain type. 483 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,307 Oh. 484 00:24:28,374 --> 00:24:30,741 Joanie, don't judge me. I'm in New York. 485 00:24:38,049 --> 00:24:39,783 Good evening, ladies. 486 00:24:39,851 --> 00:24:41,652 If there's anything you need, I'll be over there. 487 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,721 Catherine's got a lot of tables, so don't hesitate. 488 00:24:43,788 --> 00:24:45,655 I'm Leo. 489 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:48,391 I'm Kate. And this is Joan. 490 00:24:52,029 --> 00:24:55,232 Actually, I don't think our phone is working. 491 00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:58,101 - Can you test it? - I'll see what I can do. 492 00:25:00,904 --> 00:25:03,805 How many girls come in here and complain that their phones are broken? 493 00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:06,609 He's cute. Reminds me of Scotty. 494 00:25:06,676 --> 00:25:08,310 Well, don't marry him. 495 00:25:08,378 --> 00:25:10,212 That was the worst six months of my life. 496 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,047 You always did everything first. 497 00:25:12,115 --> 00:25:14,383 But you did everything smart. 498 00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:17,553 Well, tonight we're just a couple of young secretaries. 499 00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:21,823 Answer it. 500 00:25:23,893 --> 00:25:25,693 Ahem. Hello? 501 00:25:25,762 --> 00:25:27,295 How did you do that? 502 00:25:27,363 --> 00:25:28,897 I didn't do anything. He likes you. 503 00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:30,899 What? 504 00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,601 Oh. 505 00:25:33,669 --> 00:25:35,570 Just a minute. Let me ask my girlfriend. 506 00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,438 He wants us to meet him after his shift. 507 00:25:37,506 --> 00:25:38,973 Well, tell him you know a place. 508 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,175 But I don't. Do you? 509 00:25:41,243 --> 00:25:43,444 - Should I invite him to my room? - No. 510 00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,813 We were just trying to think of a place. 511 00:25:45,881 --> 00:25:47,114 Tell him to think of a place. 512 00:25:47,182 --> 00:25:48,849 Do you know of a place? 513 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:50,550 Oh, good. 514 00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:53,320 - Hang up. - Till then. 515 00:25:55,323 --> 00:25:56,923 Okay, now I need a drink. 516 00:25:59,594 --> 00:26:01,828 Do you honestly believe a few jokes 517 00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:04,564 on the "Smothers Brothers" are really upsetting people? 518 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,599 I think it's the sponsors and the network 519 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,867 don't want to have a conversation about the war. 520 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:12,070 I'd like to have an evening without a conversation about the war. 521 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,540 Darling, you shouldn't smoke so much. 522 00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:16,475 The weight you lose isn't worth the wrinkles. 523 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:18,644 See, I think the sponsors are for the war. 524 00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,713 They don't want to have any dissent. 525 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:23,748 Don, you're a writer. You know this is censorship. 526 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,418 I am a writer and I'm against the war, 527 00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:29,721 but when you buy a commercial, 528 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,323 you're hoping that the consumer 529 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,990 is in a good mood when they hear your message. 530 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:36,127 So if you agree on a wholesome variety show 531 00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,062 and all of a sudden it's filled with satire-- 532 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,364 the most threatening humor there is-- 533 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:43,066 you're worried about people hating what you're selling. 534 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:48,305 Megan, let's talk about you 535 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:51,375 and how you found this man. 536 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,477 I could cast you, you know that. 537 00:26:54,545 --> 00:26:57,747 Yes, I'm sure he is a man who plays many roles. 538 00:26:57,815 --> 00:27:01,050 Luckily you don't have to worry about censorship 539 00:27:01,117 --> 00:27:04,019 with the show because it's so tame. 540 00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:06,155 Of course it's for daytime entertainment. 541 00:27:06,223 --> 00:27:07,990 It's for housewives. 542 00:27:08,058 --> 00:27:10,826 It has to be a little titillating. 543 00:27:10,893 --> 00:27:12,828 We have our own standards. 544 00:27:12,895 --> 00:27:14,596 Although they've been very liberal with us. 545 00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:17,833 But, you know, 546 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,868 when we do things on the show, 547 00:27:19,935 --> 00:27:22,036 it's all very tasteful. 548 00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:23,705 Well, it's not real life. 549 00:27:26,641 --> 00:27:29,276 Why don't you let me get the check? 550 00:27:29,344 --> 00:27:32,012 We go back to our pad, smoke some grass, 551 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,782 and... see what happens. 552 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,317 Sounds like fun. 553 00:27:37,386 --> 00:27:39,687 I don't know. It's late. 554 00:27:39,755 --> 00:27:41,689 It's not. 555 00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:43,757 Look, if you don't smoke grass, that's fine. 556 00:27:43,824 --> 00:27:46,659 It's not everything we had in mind. 557 00:27:46,727 --> 00:27:48,428 I'm not sure if I understand. 558 00:27:50,297 --> 00:27:51,931 We like Megan. 559 00:27:51,999 --> 00:27:54,133 And we like you. 560 00:27:54,201 --> 00:27:56,770 And we'd like to be friends. 561 00:27:56,837 --> 00:27:58,570 Us, too. 562 00:28:01,508 --> 00:28:03,275 Well, then... 563 00:28:05,244 --> 00:28:08,013 I guess it's not impossible under the right circumstances 564 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,049 for us to become better acquainted. 565 00:28:13,019 --> 00:28:16,554 Hey, it may not work. It's a chemistry experiment. 566 00:28:16,622 --> 00:28:19,324 I have a big day tomorrow. You both know that. 567 00:28:19,392 --> 00:28:21,960 That's work. This is play. 568 00:28:22,028 --> 00:28:23,728 I have to get up very early. 569 00:28:23,796 --> 00:28:25,430 That's what black coffee is for. 570 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:27,198 I make it delicious. 571 00:28:27,266 --> 00:28:29,667 Uh... 572 00:28:29,735 --> 00:28:31,568 maybe another time. 573 00:28:31,636 --> 00:28:34,805 Arlene, we've heard "no" before. 574 00:28:34,872 --> 00:28:37,107 I guess there's no reason to skip dessert. 575 00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:43,180 What? 576 00:28:44,882 --> 00:28:46,850 This is the best seat. 577 00:28:46,918 --> 00:28:49,018 St. Marks between 2nd and 3rd, please. 578 00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:53,856 Have you been to the Electric Circus? 579 00:28:53,924 --> 00:28:56,025 - All the time. - We're from out of town. 580 00:28:58,195 --> 00:28:59,963 Let's see who kisses better. 581 00:29:01,832 --> 00:29:03,198 I'm not playing this game. 582 00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:04,599 Because she'll lose. 583 00:29:24,052 --> 00:29:26,153 What the hell was that? 584 00:29:26,221 --> 00:29:27,921 What? They like you and they like me. 585 00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:30,024 They'd like us to be friends. 586 00:29:30,092 --> 00:29:32,426 They were so out in the open. 587 00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:34,828 It was a good strategy. I kept thinking 588 00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:37,330 he was going to ask me for a job directing commercials. 589 00:29:37,398 --> 00:29:39,399 Maybe he was waiting for tomorrow morning 590 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:41,701 - when we were basking in the afterglow. - Don't. 591 00:29:41,768 --> 00:29:44,304 Just a pile of arms and legs. 592 00:29:44,372 --> 00:29:47,007 I don't know whether to laugh or be sick 593 00:29:47,074 --> 00:29:49,109 because now I think 594 00:29:49,176 --> 00:29:51,110 that's the reason they gave me the scene. 595 00:29:51,177 --> 00:29:52,511 I'm sure they've tried that 596 00:29:52,578 --> 00:29:54,480 with plenty of people who haven't gotten scenes. 597 00:29:54,547 --> 00:29:58,417 Don, I have to go back to work with them. 598 00:29:58,485 --> 00:30:01,387 It'll be better than ever. How long have they been married? 599 00:30:01,454 --> 00:30:03,955 18 years. 600 00:30:19,771 --> 00:30:21,739 I'm busy. 601 00:30:21,806 --> 00:30:24,374 Come up for air. 602 00:30:24,442 --> 00:30:26,576 Oh, hey. 603 00:30:28,146 --> 00:30:29,446 Would you mind? 604 00:30:35,619 --> 00:30:37,521 This is my friend. 605 00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:39,922 I'm Johnny. 606 00:30:39,989 --> 00:30:42,724 Joan. Pleased to meet you. 607 00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,027 Johnny and Joan. 608 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:47,996 Bonnie and Clyde. 609 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:52,368 - Do you want a drink? - I have one. 610 00:30:54,171 --> 00:30:57,004 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde... ♪ 611 00:30:59,542 --> 00:31:01,642 What'd I say? 612 00:31:03,912 --> 00:31:06,081 What did he say? 613 00:31:06,148 --> 00:31:08,683 He said I'd want you. 614 00:31:18,393 --> 00:31:21,128 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde... ♪ 615 00:31:23,164 --> 00:31:26,633 ♪ Bonnie and Clyde... ♪ 616 00:31:26,701 --> 00:31:29,034 Well, war or no war, 617 00:31:29,069 --> 00:31:31,804 Nixon doesn't think he's running against Johnson. 618 00:31:31,871 --> 00:31:34,607 He thinks he's running against the ghost of Kennedy. 619 00:31:34,674 --> 00:31:36,976 So does Johnson. 620 00:31:37,043 --> 00:31:39,178 I don't know where Helen is. 621 00:31:39,246 --> 00:31:40,513 How are you both this morning? 622 00:31:40,581 --> 00:31:43,082 Frankly, we're a little embarrassed. 623 00:31:43,149 --> 00:31:46,684 Well, if that has anything to do with me, I apologize. That was not my intention. 624 00:31:46,752 --> 00:31:48,653 How are Jennifer, Bea, and the twins? 625 00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:50,088 It's Nathan and Steven, right? 626 00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:53,725 Yes. 627 00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:55,260 They're well, thank you. 628 00:31:56,895 --> 00:31:58,930 That display yesterday of-- 629 00:31:58,998 --> 00:32:01,332 well, of initiative 630 00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:02,466 really caught our attention. 631 00:32:04,035 --> 00:32:08,005 This is a check for $23,500. 632 00:32:08,072 --> 00:32:10,574 That's the full commission on "Broadway Joe." 633 00:32:10,642 --> 00:32:13,644 Well, thank you. 634 00:32:13,711 --> 00:32:16,045 That's a lot of money. 635 00:32:18,882 --> 00:32:21,651 So, anything else to say? 636 00:32:21,718 --> 00:32:25,087 I'm puzzled. What do you make a year, Mr. Crane? 637 00:32:25,155 --> 00:32:27,422 22. So what about the partnership? 638 00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:29,959 You want some of the spoils. Well, there you go. 639 00:32:30,027 --> 00:32:31,994 We have to get bigger before we get bigger. 640 00:32:32,062 --> 00:32:34,096 What a load of crap. 641 00:32:34,164 --> 00:32:36,265 - You know, Joan's not even in yet. - Leave her out of this. 642 00:32:36,332 --> 00:32:38,133 Bert, you know how important I am 643 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,634 to this company. You were me. 644 00:32:39,702 --> 00:32:43,938 I was different than you, Mr. Crane, in every way. 645 00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:48,677 - So you don't want the money? - No, I've earned the money. 646 00:32:48,744 --> 00:32:52,047 But I've also earned a partnership. 647 00:32:52,114 --> 00:32:54,815 I really hope some other firm doesn't figure that out first. 648 00:32:57,518 --> 00:33:00,688 That was the most impressive thing he's done. 649 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:02,723 Should we fire him before he cashes that check? 650 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:12,167 - Aren't you gonna be late? - Aren't you? 651 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:21,943 I love you. 652 00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:23,344 Wish me luck. 653 00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:34,720 Good luck. 654 00:33:48,668 --> 00:33:51,070 I'm really waking you this time. 655 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:53,172 Kate. 656 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:54,440 Honey, wake up. 657 00:33:54,507 --> 00:33:56,875 Now you two layabouts have to bathe him. 658 00:33:56,943 --> 00:33:58,243 I have an appointment. 659 00:33:58,311 --> 00:34:00,079 Mom, I'm still going to work. 660 00:34:00,146 --> 00:34:02,014 Do you need to throw up? 661 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,082 Mother, can you give us a minute? 662 00:34:11,890 --> 00:34:13,724 Why did I do that? 663 00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:16,361 You had some fun. 664 00:34:16,428 --> 00:34:18,896 I just wanted to try it. 665 00:34:18,964 --> 00:34:21,898 Now you'll go home and you'll find everything right where it belongs. 666 00:34:23,234 --> 00:34:25,735 I'm really not you, am I? 667 00:34:27,238 --> 00:34:28,405 Why would you want to be? 668 00:34:28,473 --> 00:34:30,440 Are you kidding? 669 00:34:30,508 --> 00:34:33,410 Look what you did. 670 00:34:33,478 --> 00:34:35,479 You came out here, 671 00:34:35,546 --> 00:34:38,514 you staked this out on your own. 672 00:34:38,581 --> 00:34:40,849 I always had Dennis to fall back on. 673 00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:43,619 Even when I went to Mary Kay. 674 00:34:43,686 --> 00:34:45,554 You didn't. 675 00:34:47,157 --> 00:34:49,091 And I never will. 676 00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:52,927 How'd that happen? 677 00:34:52,995 --> 00:34:55,863 The whole reason I even talked to Avon 678 00:34:55,931 --> 00:34:58,500 is because I wanted... 679 00:34:59,701 --> 00:35:02,003 I don't know, 680 00:35:02,071 --> 00:35:04,406 what you have. 681 00:35:04,473 --> 00:35:06,474 It's not what you think. 682 00:35:06,509 --> 00:35:07,742 You're an executive. 683 00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:09,543 It's a title. 684 00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:11,278 And money. 685 00:35:11,312 --> 00:35:13,980 I've been working there for 15 years 686 00:35:14,015 --> 00:35:16,550 and they still treat me like a secretary. 687 00:35:16,651 --> 00:35:18,919 What's it have to do with them? 688 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,021 You're there, Joan. 689 00:35:21,089 --> 00:35:24,424 And from where I'm sitting, it's damn impressive. 690 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:26,292 I don't care how they make you feel, 691 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,561 it's right in front of you for the taking. 692 00:35:35,169 --> 00:35:37,236 I'll be back in an hour. 693 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,174 There you go. 694 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:44,276 Oh. 695 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,744 Okay, I'll draw the bath. 696 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,216 It's clean, it's simple, 697 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:53,885 and it's tantalizingly incomplete. 698 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:56,787 What's missing? One thing. 699 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,659 "Pass the Heinz." 700 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,228 You mean the Heinz Ketchup. 701 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,598 It's Heinz. It only means one thing. 702 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:08,999 It feels like half an ad. 703 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,335 The greatest thing you have working for you 704 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:15,004 is not the photo you take or the picture you paint. 705 00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:17,107 It's the imagination of the consumer. 706 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:20,510 They have no budget. They have no time limit. 707 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,512 And if you can get into that space, 708 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,047 your ad can run all day. 709 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:29,251 Well, Pete, you said I'd say it. 710 00:36:29,319 --> 00:36:31,086 It's pretty bold work. 711 00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:32,421 I think I still want to see our bottle. 712 00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:34,523 I thought that at first, too, but-- 713 00:36:34,591 --> 00:36:37,659 We will test it both ways. 714 00:36:37,727 --> 00:36:39,328 It's a testament to ketchup 715 00:36:39,395 --> 00:36:42,030 that there can be no confusion. 716 00:36:42,098 --> 00:36:43,565 Let me chew on it, fellas. 717 00:36:49,904 --> 00:36:51,772 You're going to be thinking of ketchup all day 718 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,508 and you didn't even see it. 719 00:36:53,575 --> 00:36:55,543 Thank you. 720 00:36:55,611 --> 00:36:57,311 We'll be in touch. 721 00:37:05,486 --> 00:37:07,787 Well, hello. 722 00:37:07,855 --> 00:37:09,789 Hello. 723 00:37:19,432 --> 00:37:21,233 Ted, you want to come in? 724 00:37:23,303 --> 00:37:25,003 I hope you left us something. 725 00:37:26,139 --> 00:37:27,906 Good to see you. 726 00:37:32,678 --> 00:37:34,912 It's a bake-off? Since when? 727 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:40,685 - Come on, Don. - Go wait by the elevator. 728 00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:44,755 Peggy. 729 00:37:46,758 --> 00:37:50,894 So, what's the difference between ketchup and catsup? 730 00:37:50,961 --> 00:37:53,263 Well, catsup has more tomatoes, 731 00:37:53,331 --> 00:37:55,065 comes in a bigger bottle, 732 00:37:55,132 --> 00:37:57,434 is cheaper, but tastes just like ketchup. 733 00:37:59,237 --> 00:38:01,104 Now, we know that's not true, 734 00:38:01,172 --> 00:38:03,039 but that's what your competitors are saying. 735 00:38:03,107 --> 00:38:05,040 Over and over. 736 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:09,312 And they're selling their watered-down, flavorless sauce 737 00:38:09,379 --> 00:38:10,913 by pretending that they're you. 738 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:13,682 Makes you angry, doesn't it? 739 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:15,450 Me, too. 740 00:38:15,518 --> 00:38:18,320 But I always say 741 00:38:18,387 --> 00:38:20,288 if you don't like what they're saying, 742 00:38:20,356 --> 00:38:21,824 change the conversation. 743 00:38:27,996 --> 00:38:31,432 "Heinz. The only ketchup." 744 00:38:33,168 --> 00:38:35,937 Imagine this 40 feet tall 745 00:38:36,004 --> 00:38:37,404 in Times Square. 746 00:38:38,841 --> 00:38:41,642 Ketchup versus catsup-- 747 00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,845 end of conversation. 748 00:38:52,153 --> 00:38:54,288 - Good morning. - Good afternoon. 749 00:38:57,559 --> 00:38:59,226 Thank you. 750 00:39:11,238 --> 00:39:13,139 Joan, may I have a word? 751 00:39:26,586 --> 00:39:29,321 I'm sorry I was not more forthright with you. 752 00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:32,290 I think it would only be fair if you docked my pay 753 00:39:32,357 --> 00:39:34,425 to cover the hours Scarlett did not work. 754 00:39:34,493 --> 00:39:36,794 Fair to whom? Scarlett? 755 00:39:36,861 --> 00:39:39,764 I don't know. Fair to the company? 756 00:39:46,971 --> 00:39:48,971 This is the key to the supply closet 757 00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:51,508 and this is the key to the time cards. 758 00:39:51,575 --> 00:39:54,577 You will be responsible for monitoring both. 759 00:39:54,645 --> 00:39:56,078 What? 760 00:39:58,282 --> 00:40:00,116 Okay. 761 00:40:01,619 --> 00:40:04,020 - Thank you. - Don't thank me. 762 00:40:04,087 --> 00:40:06,288 You don't understand that this is punishment. 763 00:40:11,294 --> 00:40:13,395 Well, I don't care if everybody hates me here 764 00:40:13,463 --> 00:40:15,297 as long as you don't. 765 00:40:15,365 --> 00:40:17,800 We'll see. 766 00:40:21,806 --> 00:40:23,772 So there's two of us. 767 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,941 We're both the same size agency. 768 00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:28,777 You're not afraid of a little heads-up baseball. 769 00:40:28,845 --> 00:40:31,113 I only did it because no one else was supposed to know. 770 00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:33,281 I think everything should be done in secret. 771 00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:36,451 Lock me in that Project K room, I'll work on anything, Don. 772 00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:38,754 I miss it already. 773 00:40:41,757 --> 00:40:44,058 Mind if we join the Lonely Hearts Club? 774 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:47,294 Who says we're not celebrating? 775 00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:50,131 J. Walter Thompson. They bought it in the room. 776 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:53,868 Are you kidding me? We paid for that room. 777 00:40:53,936 --> 00:40:56,069 What do you know? 778 00:40:56,137 --> 00:40:58,672 The biggest agency in the world. 779 00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,373 Oh, I'm glad you're here. 780 00:41:00,441 --> 00:41:03,309 See, I just got off the phone with Raymond Geiger 781 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:05,045 and he said that you were at the Roosevelt 782 00:41:05,113 --> 00:41:07,080 giving a presentation to the ketchup brand manager. 783 00:41:07,148 --> 00:41:09,683 But I said that was impossible because how could that happen 784 00:41:09,751 --> 00:41:11,351 at my firm without me knowing? 785 00:41:11,418 --> 00:41:13,119 Because no one was supposed to know. 786 00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:17,556 Let me get a rye rocks and an Old Spanish. 787 00:41:17,624 --> 00:41:19,591 I'm sorry, Ken. Damn it. 788 00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:21,193 I'll call him. I'll work it out. 789 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:22,795 Don't bother. 790 00:41:22,863 --> 00:41:25,497 He doesn't even want to give us 90 days. 791 00:41:25,565 --> 00:41:26,999 There's nothing better than being known for your loyalty. 792 00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:36,575 You hear that, Ted? 793 00:41:36,643 --> 00:41:39,077 Vinegars, sauces, and beans is available. 794 00:41:39,145 --> 00:41:40,979 Help yourself. It's a gold mine. 795 00:41:41,047 --> 00:41:42,947 They'd love that. 796 00:41:43,015 --> 00:41:45,883 There's a pie and they slice it into pieces 797 00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:48,052 and they throw the tiniest piece into the yard 798 00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:50,120 and let all the small agencies fight over it. 799 00:41:50,189 --> 00:41:52,290 Speak for yourself. 800 00:41:56,361 --> 00:41:58,095 It was worth the risk. 801 00:42:01,699 --> 00:42:03,099 I think I see a friend. 802 00:42:13,777 --> 00:42:16,579 Please, Rafe, you have a family. 803 00:42:16,646 --> 00:42:18,314 I have a family that ignores me, 804 00:42:18,381 --> 00:42:20,482 that treats me like I've never been there. 805 00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:24,019 But you, you make me feel new again. 806 00:42:24,087 --> 00:42:26,154 I work for you. 807 00:42:26,223 --> 00:42:28,090 And for her. 808 00:42:29,426 --> 00:42:30,759 She's good to me. 809 00:42:30,827 --> 00:42:32,560 Stop fighting. 810 00:42:32,628 --> 00:42:33,861 I don't know how much longer I can take this. 811 00:42:35,397 --> 00:42:36,964 This is your bed you share with her. 812 00:42:37,032 --> 00:42:38,366 I can't. 813 00:42:47,142 --> 00:42:49,343 Rafe, we can't. 814 00:42:49,410 --> 00:42:52,412 Corinne, don't deny this, what's between us. 815 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,115 Don't deny me when I know you feel it too. 816 00:42:55,182 --> 00:42:57,284 I do. 817 00:43:02,223 --> 00:43:05,124 Rafe. 818 00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:07,560 You like to watch, do you? 819 00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:10,829 Oh, Rafe. 820 00:43:10,897 --> 00:43:12,398 And we're clear. 821 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:15,534 Everyone to the conservatory set. 822 00:43:15,602 --> 00:43:17,670 - Very nice, everyone. - You did great. 823 00:43:17,738 --> 00:43:19,672 Thank you. 824 00:43:23,075 --> 00:43:25,209 Megan, your agent's here. 825 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,520 That was steamy. 826 00:43:38,123 --> 00:43:41,425 So I should go change and we can go. 827 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,893 I'll keep you company. 828 00:43:53,737 --> 00:43:55,438 What are you doing here? 829 00:43:55,506 --> 00:43:57,307 Because you didn't want me to see that? 830 00:43:57,374 --> 00:44:00,409 No, and I don't understand why you'd do that to yourself. 831 00:44:00,476 --> 00:44:03,045 It's a hell of a lot better than letting my imagination run wild. 832 00:44:05,782 --> 00:44:08,017 The first time you come to set is for this? 833 00:44:08,084 --> 00:44:10,652 I've been here for months. What did you think was going to happen? 834 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,021 I didn't expect you to enjoy it. 835 00:44:12,088 --> 00:44:13,655 It's acting, Don. 836 00:44:13,723 --> 00:44:16,124 Were you gonna brush your teeth at least before you came home? 837 00:44:16,192 --> 00:44:19,427 I'm sick of tiptoeing around you every time something good happens to me. 838 00:44:19,494 --> 00:44:21,729 This is my job. No, my career. 839 00:44:21,797 --> 00:44:25,066 You kiss people for money. You know who does that? 840 00:44:25,134 --> 00:44:28,669 You couldn't stop it, so I guess ruining it was enough for you. 841 00:44:28,737 --> 00:44:30,571 Would you rather have not known? 842 00:44:30,639 --> 00:44:33,040 You never watch the show. It'd be like it never happened. 843 00:44:33,107 --> 00:44:35,742 Why don't you have dinner with Arlene and Mel tonight? 844 00:44:35,810 --> 00:44:37,610 They're much more open-minded. 845 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:09,440 That's been out there all day. 846 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:15,113 Was it going to be out there all night? 847 00:45:15,181 --> 00:45:17,415 Yes. 848 00:45:36,133 --> 00:45:38,868 - Take that off. - Why? 849 00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,603 It doesn't mean anything to you. 850 00:45:40,670 --> 00:45:42,138 It does to you. 851 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:43,973 It does. 852 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:48,111 So what do you do when I leave here? 853 00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:50,446 Get on your knees and pray for absolution? 854 00:45:53,849 --> 00:45:56,751 I pray for you. 855 00:45:56,819 --> 00:45:58,520 For me to come back? 856 00:45:58,587 --> 00:46:00,722 No. 857 00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:06,761 For you to find peace. 858 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,000 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 63284

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