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Fiction, "F" through "K." 10 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,850 Now... 11 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:47,980 Hmm, you're not the standard insecure nymph 12 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,780 hunting for Faulkner you'll never finish. 13 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,320 Too sun-kissed for Stephen King. 14 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,490 Who will you buy? 15 00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:58,070 [Beck gasps] Sorry. 16 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:03,040 [Joe] You sound apologetic, like you're embarrassed to be a good girl, 17 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,710 and you murmur your first word to me. 18 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,170 Hello. 19 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,290 Do you work here? 20 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:12,590 Guilty. 21 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:15,130 - Can I help you find something? - Paula Fox. 22 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:16,220 It's a good choice. 23 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:18,390 Hmm, I feel weirdly validated. 24 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:21,470 [chuckles] Follow me. 25 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,020 She's gonna be in here. 26 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:29,560 "Celebrity authors"? I thought Fox was pretty obscure. 27 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:32,980 She is Courtney Love's maternal grandmother. 28 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:34,256 You're not expected to know that. 29 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,900 Good. I didn't. 30 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:39,240 Mr. Mooney wants anyone in here who's even tangentially famous. 31 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,570 He thinks it sells more books. 32 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:41,910 That's sad. 33 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,790 People buying books because of what's popular, 34 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:46,910 and not because they wanna be moved or changed in some way. 35 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,170 Yeah. It's an epidemic. 36 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:55,050 Yeah, you see this guy? Here, the glasses, behind you. 37 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:58,130 He just grabbed Dan Brown's latest on the way in. 38 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:01,930 So he's gonna wander around for another, like, five or ten minutes, 39 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:03,696 just to find something legitimate to buy with it. 40 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,640 Oh, like the cereal guys buy when they're really there for condoms. 41 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:09,650 Only makes it more conspicuous. Like, own your shit. 42 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,440 If Dan Brown's your kink, then be out about it. 43 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,140 [scoffs] At the end of the day, 44 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:18,450 people really are disappointing, aren't they? 45 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,320 Sometimes they surprise you. 46 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:27,040 - Paula Fox. Top shelf. You want me to... - Oh, no, I got it. 47 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,500 [Joe] Oh. Are you not wearing a bra? 48 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:35,670 And you want me to notice. 49 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:36,960 If this was a movie, 50 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:41,510 I'd grab you and we'd go at it right in the stacks. 51 00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:44,890 Have you read her fiction? Desperate Characters, it's her best. 52 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:46,560 [sighs] That's what I keep hearing. 53 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,866 - You haven't read Desperate Characters? - I know. I know. 54 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:50,730 I'm worried it's not gonna live up to the hype. 55 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,610 I can safely say it is that good. 56 00:02:52,690 --> 00:02:56,400 That's a high endorsement. And from a bookstore clerk, nonetheless. 57 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,070 Well, it's bookstore manager. 58 00:02:58,150 --> 00:03:00,150 Hello? Anyone working here? 59 00:03:01,660 --> 00:03:02,700 - Asshole. - Mmm... 60 00:03:03,910 --> 00:03:05,450 - Whoa. - [chuckles] 61 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:11,896 Do you mind? Uh, I'm in a hurry. 62 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,590 [Joe] He's just pissed he's gotta buy Salinger to feel respectable 63 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:18,090 when all he really wants to do is eat Cheetos and jerk it to iPorn 64 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:22,220 before washing it all down with a Dan Brown chaser. 65 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,470 Have a nice day, sir. 66 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,020 Okay, I'm going for it. 67 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,810 - Good. You won't regret it. - I'd better not. 68 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,520 Paula Fox. Nice. 69 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:37,190 You know, she was, uh, Courtney Love's maternal grandmother. 70 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:38,400 That's why I'm buying it. 71 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:45,320 [Joe] You have enough cash to cover this, but you want me to know your name. 72 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,530 - "Guinevere"? - Yeah. 73 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:50,450 My parents were assholes with the whole naming thing. 74 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,210 But everyone just calls me Beck. 75 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 And you're Joe... 76 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,090 Goldberg. 77 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,010 Everyone calls me Joe. 78 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,220 [chuckles] 79 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:06,116 Aren't you gonna tell me to have a nice day? 80 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:08,060 You have a nice day, Beck. 81 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,930 You have one yourself, Joe. 82 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:17,110 [Joe] You smiled, laughed at my jokes, 83 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:21,190 told me your name, asked for mine. 84 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,860 She write her number on there? She was on you hard. 85 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:26,740 No, she was just being nice. 86 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,556 I'd be googling the hell out of her right now. 87 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:29,580 You know her full name. 88 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,870 That's pretty aggressive, Ethan. 89 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:35,790 What do I tell you? Always be closing that shit. 90 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,960 [both] If you need me, I'll be in cookbooks. 91 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,720 But for work. Not for fun. I swear. 92 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:47,010 [Joe] At the end of the day, people are really just disappointing, aren't they? 93 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:56,730 But are you, Beck? Are you? 94 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,880 Yes, people find "the one." 95 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,340 I believe that. I try to stay open. 96 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,670 I was in love once. She broke my heart, Beck. 97 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,220 Ugh, she really did a number on me. 98 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,350 I should've seen the signs. 99 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,560 But we never do when we're in love. 100 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,480 - Exhibit A. Claudia and Ron. - [indistinct arguing] 101 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,150 [Ron] I went out for a couple of drinks. Get off my back. 102 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,650 [Joe] Claudia's a nurse. Single parent. 103 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,086 [Claudia] Leave me alone! You're on your phone... 104 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:45,820 [Joe] You think she knew Ron was a shitbag when she fell in love? 105 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,450 No, she thought he was a prince. 106 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,320 Hey, Paco. 107 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,080 'Sup, Joe? 108 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:51,990 [Joe] And now, 109 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,910 - hers is not the only life she ruined. - [Claudia] Leave me alone! 110 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,080 Why is coming home such a chore for you? [continues indistinctly] 111 00:05:58,170 --> 00:05:59,290 Is everything cool in there? 112 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:01,420 Yeah, Mom and Ron are just talking. 113 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,380 [Claudia] You always go out with your friends! 114 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:03,960 - And I'm sick of it! - Wow. 115 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:06,130 You are burning through that book, aren't you? 116 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:09,130 Reads quick. It's good. 117 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,220 Let me know when you finish. I'll get you another one. 118 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,270 [Claudia] Screw you, Ron! Get out of here! Leave me alone. 119 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,850 [continues indistinctly] 120 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:17,930 Are you hungry? 121 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,520 'Cause, you know, I just got this meatball sub, 122 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:23,520 but I remembered I have Thai from last night. 123 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:27,530 Nah. My mom will just make me something later. 124 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:30,160 That's a shame. This won't keep. It's getting tossed. 125 00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:32,490 You sure, Joe? 126 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:36,540 "All for one and one for all." 127 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:54,560 [Joe] The point, Beck... Love is, uh, tricky. 128 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,560 [rock song playing on record] 129 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,990 [Joe] A guy needs to protect himself. 130 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,950 I had to be sure you're safe. 131 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,710 And your name was a glorious place to start. 132 00:07:21,790 --> 00:07:23,830 Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. 133 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,800 And there you were. Every account set to public. 134 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:32,470 You want to be seen, heard, known. 135 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:34,930 Of course, I obliged. 136 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:39,140 Born and raised, Nantucket Island. 137 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:42,020 A brother, Clyde, and sister, Anya. 138 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:45,190 Your parents really were assholes about the names. 139 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:49,360 Your folks split when you were 12. Your dad dropped out of the picture. 140 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,490 Went to Brown where you majored in lit. Cool. 141 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,950 And minored in douchebags. Hmm. 142 00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:58,790 And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA and make your mark, presumably. 143 00:07:58,870 --> 00:08:00,910 Now you still write. Barely. 144 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,790 Too busy living out moments you won't remember five years from now. 145 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:07,790 I know this because you post about this life all the goddamn time. 146 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,460 [all speaking indistinctly] 147 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:13,340 [Joe] Candidly, it's the least appealing thing about you, Beck. 148 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:16,430 You posted this hours after our encounter. 149 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:17,430 [camera shutter clicks] 150 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:20,640 [Joe] I was concerned you didn't mention that cute guy in a bookstore. 151 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,520 And then I realized your online life isn't real. 152 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,650 It's a collage. 153 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,860 You paste this Beck up. This... 154 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:31,240 together, lovable, cute, bendy little creature. 155 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,920 If anything, the fact that you didn't share me with your followers 156 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,320 only confirms we really connected. 157 00:08:36,410 --> 00:08:39,910 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me was your address. 158 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:49,710 There it is, with its big, naked windows. 159 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,090 It's nice. Too nice. 160 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:53,720 I'm thinking subsidized school housing. 161 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:58,100 Jesus! It's like you've never seen a horror movie or the news. 162 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:08,020 But you want people to watch, don't you? 163 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,206 You know, I plan on asking you about this quality 164 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:11,780 when we get to know each other better. 165 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,320 A proposal. 166 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,280 Why don't we spend the day together tomorrow? 167 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,570 Just you and me? 168 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:19,700 [Beck] To everyone out there chasing their dreams, don't give up. 169 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:22,790 And in the meantime, mac and cheese! 170 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:30,290 [Joe] It's cute. Not deep. But cute. Is there more to you? Let's find out. 171 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,970 Our day starts at the ass-crack of dawn. 172 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,600 I know from your posted schedule that you teach a 6:30 class 173 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,390 called Get Up N Flow. 174 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:52,150 You caress the sweaty backs of bulimic, dead-eyed real mommies of SoHo... 175 00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:54,690 I am loving your form today, Tasha. 176 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:57,400 [Joe] ...offering smiles and lies of encouragement. 177 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:58,660 [Beck continues indistinctly] 178 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,950 [Joe] By 10:00, you're at campus to TA a Romantics class 179 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,790 and play Vanna White to some shirt. 180 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,700 Morning, Professor Leahy. 181 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,870 I told you, it's Paul. Are you ready for class? 182 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,640 [Joe] Professor Obvious wants to fuck you. 183 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:14,760 Now, you're smart. You let him think one day he might. 184 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,240 And what's the harm in that, right? 185 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,680 After class, you head to your favorite café 186 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,310 to write for the first time all day. 187 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,270 But your life doesn't cooperate. 188 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,440 Your wealthy girlfriends have just now woken up, 189 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,850 and have nothing better to do 190 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:34,190 than plan their next pointless yet instagrammable night. 191 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,030 Can we get real for a second? 192 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:38,110 You have questionable taste in friends, Beck. 193 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,330 - [all] Cheers! - Yeah! 194 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,960 - Oh, yes. Happy birthday! - [Annika laughs] Thank you so much. 195 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,630 [Joe] And expensive taste in lives. 196 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:54,210 - Ready? - Thank you. 197 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,880 - [gasps] - Do you like it? 198 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,180 No, I hate it. Of course I love it! 199 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,816 Jason didn't even get her something that nice, 200 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,640 and Annika finally let him do anal. 201 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,680 - [Lynn] Oh, my God! - Please, please, it was time. 202 00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:10,940 Please open my gift next and tell me how much you hate me then, lady. 203 00:11:14,770 --> 00:11:15,820 [Annika gasps] 204 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:20,530 A butterfly? It's my spirit animal for the year. You remembered? 205 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,360 Only 'cause you wouldn't shut up about it. 206 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:25,370 [Joe] You want so badly to be one of them. 207 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,806 - [Beck] Happy birthday. - [Annika] You look so beautiful. 208 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,176 [Joe] Well, they've got nothing to do after this. 209 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,040 So, yeah, they'll party till 5:00 and scrape it together tomorrow. 210 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,580 But you can't. You have to work for a living. 211 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,250 A McQueen, Beck? How much was it? 212 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:38,880 [chuckles] It was on clearance. 213 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,800 They haven't put a McQueen scarf on clearance 214 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,630 since he hung himself in 2010. 215 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:44,970 It'd be too much even if she did deserve it, 216 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,560 which she does not. 217 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,970 [Joe] Hmm. Not all your friends are dumb. 218 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,430 [Peach] You always do this. 219 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:54,060 You make, like, a big gesture that you can't afford because... 220 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:59,230 - [scoffs] I'm sorry, you're too nice. - It's no big deal. I had, um, a gift card. 221 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:01,610 How broke are you? 222 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,370 Just tell me what's up. 223 00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:06,990 [Joe] Actually sounds like she cares. 224 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:08,926 [Beck] Look, I appreciate... 225 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:11,580 [Peach] Why don't you just let me loan you some cash? 226 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,580 Okay? I keep telling you, it's nothing. 227 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:15,170 [Joe] Also, sounds condescending. 228 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:19,920 You know I'd do anything for you. Don't forget that. 229 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,220 - Sure you can't come out with us? - I gotta write. 230 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,050 Virtuous. Catch you later? 231 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,190 [Joe] Is that the best friend you've got? 232 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,440 If so, Beck, you really are alone. 233 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,950 Your social media's a liar. 234 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,290 It says you're a happy-go-lucky dilettante. 235 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:57,960 But, underneath it all, you seem like the genuine article. 236 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:01,460 Stretched ADD thin, sure, but as soon as the door closes... 237 00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:03,800 you're back at the keyboard, trying to write. 238 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,390 [cell phone vibrates] 239 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 [sighs] 240 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,820 [man] Thanks. 241 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,620 Keep the change, man. 242 00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:34,790 Hey. Let me up. 243 00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:38,250 [Joe] Uh, Beck, who the fuck is this? 244 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:49,156 My best friend walked in on you getting your dick sucked 245 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:53,010 by some random woman in a bathroom at a party that I took you to! 246 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,060 I was wasted. I didn't even finish. 247 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:58,520 That's your apology? "I didn't cum." That's the one you're going with? 248 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,126 I obviously shouldn't have gone in the bathroom 249 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,350 with any girl that wasn't you. 250 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:05,280 But she said she had good coke, and I'd been seriously stressed. 251 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,200 I thought, when Johno and I started our line, 252 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,176 it was gonna be like picking out flavors and shit. 253 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,200 It turns out it's 16-hour lectures on microbial management. 254 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,790 And that's why no one starts their own artisanal soda company, 255 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:18,580 and why America has to keep drinking crap that's giving 'em cancer. 256 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:22,590 You actually managed to connect your illicit blowjob to curing cancer. 257 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,420 I'm genuinely impressed. 258 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,010 Beck, I... 259 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:33,680 Seriously, I am drowning in work. 260 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:38,100 I don't have time to keep hooking up or whatever it is you're even capable of. 261 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:42,980 I know I've done some stupid shit, but I'm on it now. 262 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:48,280 I don't wanna be just some guy you sleep with. 263 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,700 [whispering] God, you make me insane. 264 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,880 [Joe] Way to go, Beck. Looks like a catch. 265 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,170 Benjamin J. Ashby III. Oh, there's three of them. 266 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,220 Greenwich-born, boarding-school bred. 267 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,600 His father is the Ben Ashby of Ashby Brokerage. 268 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,390 Two failed careers. Model. Oh, boy. 269 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,850 And co-creator of a dating app 270 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:21,350 that connects people through musical tastes called LoveHooks. 271 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,150 Current CEO of Home Soda Artisanal Beverages. 272 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,230 Motto... 273 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,530 "Drink better by hand," which makes no sense, 274 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:28,860 but evokes a homespun quality 275 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:32,240 that lines up with a guy who wears $600 Japanese sneakers. 276 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:37,080 The hair, the privilege he tries to hide with retweets of Black Lives Matter. 277 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:41,670 Not to sound judgey, but this guy is everything wrong with America. 278 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,920 See, this is why I do my research. 279 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,880 You fall for the wrong men. 280 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:49,590 Bad men. 281 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,090 You let them in. You let them hurt you. 282 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,680 Too far away to know for sure, but my guess is, 283 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,480 if he came anywhere close to making you cum, 284 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,810 you would've made a Broadway show out of it. 285 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,140 But you didn't, 'cause he didn't. 286 00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:02,390 [exhales] 287 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,690 - "Desperate Characters." - Yeah, I just got it. 288 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,626 Borrow it when I'm done. It's supposed to be her best. 289 00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,150 Johno's consultant we brought in, 290 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,160 she's been all over me about this kind of thing. 291 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,910 Saged the crap out of the office. 292 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,330 The book title has the word "desperate" in it. 293 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:23,290 You don't want to think of yourself as a desperate character, Beck. 294 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,000 Because you're the opposite, babe. 295 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,460 You're the smartest girl I know. 296 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,380 Honestly, you blow me away. 297 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,760 [cell phone vibrating] 298 00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:41,890 Oh, shit. Gotta roll. Johno's blowing up my phone. 299 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:45,480 Hey, you should come by the office, test out some new flavors. 300 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,400 We're doing cumin. I know how much you like Indian food. 301 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,690 Sure. Sounds good. 302 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,610 It looks good on you, by the way. 303 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,070 The extra weight. 304 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,750 Yeah. Hey. I'm on my way, bro. 305 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,200 You guys ordering pizzas? 306 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,170 Yeah, don't dick me over like last time. Gluten-free crust. 307 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,920 Not from that vegan place. Vegan cheese tastes like asshole. 308 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,750 [door opens and closes] 309 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,140 [door closes] 310 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,430 [Benji] I'm talking French gourmet shit. 311 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,020 No. Johno. Johno. Listen to me. 312 00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:27,650 They can't do half-gluten-free 'cause it's dough. 313 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,310 They have to use a spelt dough. 314 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,180 [Joe] So you didn't finish. 315 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,220 [breathing heavily] 316 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,020 [gasps] 317 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,170 [breathing heavily] 318 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,840 Just like that. 319 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,400 Thank you. You're so kind. [chuckles] 320 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,020 I don't suppose you can help me get a cab, can you? 321 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:54,980 Of course. 322 00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,480 - Thanks. - Yeah. 323 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 [Claudia moaning] 324 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,090 Wow. Don't tell me you're finished already. 325 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,300 Almost. 326 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,720 It's so good. 327 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:22,986 Sometimes the dialogue's weird, though. 328 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,600 Like when they're killing each other and still all nice about it. 329 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,730 Well, it was the 19th century. People still had manners. 330 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,270 I was hoping we could go get another one. 331 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,570 [sighs] I mean, it's pretty late, Pac. I don't know. 332 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,780 [Claudia moaning] Oh, yeah. 333 00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:41,030 I want you to cum... 334 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,336 [Joe] Something's in the air tonight, Beck, 335 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,660 'cause everyone but me is getting action. 336 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,910 Even the lovebirds made up. 337 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,660 Yeah. Yeah, why not? Sure. 338 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:55,630 [Paco] Did you know Dumas was a black dude? I googled him. 339 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,670 His grandmother was a slave, and his dad was a brigadier general. 340 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,420 He killed like half a battalion. 341 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,590 You probably knew that since you work at a bookstore. 342 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,140 I didn't. 343 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,740 - How'd you get to work here, anyway? - Mr. Mooney gave me a job 344 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:10,290 when I was just a little older than you. He sort of took me in. 345 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,270 - He seems nice. - He's a dick. 346 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,400 But he loved books, and he taught me to love them, too. 347 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,730 I never see him around here. 348 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,610 - Is he dead? - No. He's just old. 349 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:21,900 I'm sorry, Pac. 350 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,690 I had one back here for you, but Ethan must've sold it. 351 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,120 - Sold what? - Your next read. 352 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,240 Come on. I'll show you where we keep the good stuff. 353 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,470 [Paco] Freaky. 354 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,310 It's the Cage. 355 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,520 It's where we keep early editions and collectibles. 356 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:57,900 It's cold. 357 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,280 Sixty-five degrees. For the books. 358 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,740 If the zombies come, this is where I'm hiding. 359 00:21:04,070 --> 00:21:05,740 Why don't you set that milkshake down? 360 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,220 [Mooney] Careful, Joseph. 361 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,720 When it comes to the value of a book, it's all about condition. I'll show you. 362 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:34,100 [Joe] It's always 65 degrees. 363 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:38,810 Humidity 40%. Too moist, the pages can mildew... 364 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,480 [Mooney] Too dry, they get brittle. 365 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:42,780 Always keep books upright 366 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:46,070 so the spines don't become rolled or warped or what we call "cocked." 367 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:49,240 And we never wanna fold or crease the pages. 368 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,040 And we dust the covers with a chemical-free duster. 369 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,620 Always towards the spine. 370 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,080 Under no circumstances is there any sunlight in this room. 371 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:59,420 Sunlight can ruin a book as fast as fire. 372 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,960 Faster. 373 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,880 That's a lot of stuff to remember just to take care of some old books. 374 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,840 The most valuable things in life are usually... 375 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,180 the most helpless. 376 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:16,640 So they need people like us to protect them. You know? 377 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,320 "Don Quicks-oat." 378 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,070 Quixote. It's about a guy who believes in chivalry, 379 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,990 so he decides to be an old-school knight. 380 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:30,160 What's chivalry? 381 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,620 It's treating people with respect. Especially women. Like men should. 382 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,680 It's good. It's one of my favorites. 383 00:22:36,410 --> 00:22:38,040 I probably shouldn't take this home. 384 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,726 It's not a first edition, it's just an old one. 385 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,290 Besides, I trust you. 386 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,480 - Where you been, Paco? - We just grabbed some milkshakes. 387 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,980 - You just walk off with strangers? - Joe's not a stranger. 388 00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:06,280 Yes, he is. 389 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,280 Inside. Now. Okay? 390 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,266 Keep away from my girlfriend's kid. 391 00:23:18,290 --> 00:23:22,330 Look, I'm sorry, but he was out here, and he could hear everything in there. 392 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,700 Don't you tell me how to parent. 393 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,726 This whole nice guy act might work on other people. 394 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,720 I'm a parole officer, 15 years, and I can see what you are. 395 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,220 [Joe] Well, you're an alcoholic shitbag who beats women. 396 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,470 So, please, enlighten me. 397 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,720 You're a freak. 398 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,656 So, stay away from Paco, because if you don't, 399 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,980 I'll grab a steak knife and I'll cut those freak eyes out. 400 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,730 [Joe] There are scary people in the world, Beck. 401 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,800 That's why it's important to be safe. 402 00:23:54,030 --> 00:23:56,450 And why I have to do what I'm about to do. 403 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,210 Fun fact. 404 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:09,710 Did you know the law requires gas leaks to be investigated? 405 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,316 I've been learning a lot since I met you. 406 00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:13,510 Hey, Beck? You left the door open again. 407 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:15,640 I thought we said we weren't gonna do that anymore. 408 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,656 I was careful to call the gas company on a day when you had a full schedule. 409 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,930 I wouldn't wanna scare you. 410 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,810 Hey. Is Beck here? 411 00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:24,230 Nope. Super let me in. Someone reported a leak. 412 00:24:24,310 --> 00:24:26,206 Right. Yeah. She mentioned that. Is everything okay? 413 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,900 Yeah, all clear. Tell your girlfriend there's no leak. 414 00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:30,530 I'm done, so... 415 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,780 Okay. Thanks. Well, I can just lock up. 416 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:39,990 I just need to know who you really are. 417 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,830 Besides a broke poetry student 418 00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:44,460 in a subsidized apartment you could never afford. 419 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,630 Where is it, Beck? 420 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,920 When we live together, your place won't be a pigsty. 421 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,050 I'll clean for us. 422 00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:56,930 And you won't eat all this frozen shit. I'll cook for you every day. I promise. 423 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:04,390 I'll even do your laundry. 424 00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:08,480 And take care of your favorite books. 425 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,240 I'll make our bed every morning. 426 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,530 Oh, there it is. 427 00:25:16,610 --> 00:25:18,200 And no matter how hard you fight me, 428 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,080 I will always make sure you password protect your devices. 429 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,750 [Leahy] "One day You won't need love anymore 430 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:31,430 One day, you won't walk through the world 431 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,800 As though it was your job To hold everything up 432 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,640 The sun, the sky The hard part of the night" 433 00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:39,760 It's good. 434 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,310 It's quite good. 435 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:46,390 But, Beck, where's the rest? You owe me 20 more pages. 436 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:51,150 [sighs] I've been, honestly, working every day, and grading papers... 437 00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,126 If the schedule is too rigorous, drop back to part-time. 438 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:54,820 But then I won't qualify to TA. 439 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,450 I need the cash. The housing. I'd lose my place. 440 00:25:57,530 --> 00:25:59,596 You'll figure it out. You're smart, or you wouldn't be here. 441 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,660 - Please, Professor Leahy... - Paul. 442 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,000 Paul. I'll get you the pages by the end of the week. 443 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,670 I can't go to part-time, okay? 444 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,590 [sighs] I'm rooting for you. 445 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:17,510 You just need to keep up. 446 00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:21,390 Happy to discuss further. After class some evening. 447 00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:23,906 If we're gonna seriously discuss poetry, it should be over a drink. 448 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,980 There's a little gastropub I love... 449 00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:28,770 I would love that, Paul. [chuckles] 450 00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:32,190 Just, uh, how would your wife feel about you... 451 00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:36,900 About me helping out an aspiring writer? She's used to my generosity. 452 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,150 [chuckles] 453 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,950 [Leahy] So, Thursday night, then? 454 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,450 Thursday night it is. 455 00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:44,450 Excellent. 456 00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:48,830 And don't worry about the next few days. Just go home and get caught up. 457 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,390 [Beck] Need to see you tonight. 458 00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:06,970 [Benji] Will if I can, babe. Working late. 459 00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:10,310 P.S., I can still smell you on my fingers. 460 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:14,230 [Joe] I learned two definitive things by scouring your computer. 461 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,440 First, there are no recent pictures of your dad because he's dead. 462 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:21,280 He OD'd and you were the one that found him. 463 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,240 You've started a few poems about that day, but you never finished them. 464 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:27,240 I'm so sorry, Beck. 465 00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:31,290 But none of this matters because of my second and greatest discovery. 466 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:34,670 11:06 a.m., an hour after our encounter at the bookstore, 467 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:38,460 amidst a group text on the merits of vaginal detoxing, you wrote... 468 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:42,680 [Beck] Wow. Just met a human male who actually reads. 469 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,300 Alert the media. 470 00:27:44,390 --> 00:27:47,220 What if it's finally time for me to date someone good for me? 471 00:27:47,770 --> 00:27:49,310 [Joe] Thank you for letting me know 472 00:27:49,390 --> 00:27:51,036 - I wasn't crazy after all. - [door unlocks] 473 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:51,890 [Joe] No! 474 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:55,520 Yes, I remember what you said when you sent money last. 475 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,280 Yes, I'm grateful. 476 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,950 [scoffs] I'm working constantly. There's no place cheaper to live. 477 00:28:05,370 --> 00:28:10,120 I did. He basically offered to sleep with me. 478 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,330 No, I can't report him. That's not how it works. 479 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,606 [Joe] I'm not worried. I've seen enough romantic comedies 480 00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:17,250 to know guys like me are always getting in jams like this. 481 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:20,340 Not the school, the world. That's not how the world works. 482 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,760 I know how much you helped me, it's just... It's hard here, Mom. 483 00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:28,890 [sighs] 484 00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:32,440 Okay. I'll figure it out. 485 00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:34,600 All right. Love you, too. 486 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,150 Bye, Mom. 487 00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:41,070 [crying] 488 00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:48,740 [Joe] It's okay, Beck. 489 00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:55,500 [cell phone ringing] 490 00:28:58,290 --> 00:28:59,420 Hi, Becks. 491 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,090 Hey, bitch, where you at? Come play! 492 00:29:02,170 --> 00:29:04,630 I can't. I just had the worst day. 493 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,736 - What happened? - Aw. Beckalicious, whatever it is, 494 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:07,986 there's nothing that we can't fix, okay? 495 00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:09,930 Yes, us and copious amounts of alcohol. 496 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:12,180 - [Peach] Oh, my God. There's a sale! - [chuckles] 497 00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:13,730 [sighs] 498 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,350 - You guys love me? - [Peach] Of course. 499 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,246 - [Lynn] Why would you even say that? - [Beck] Okay, then. 500 00:29:18,270 --> 00:29:19,480 Meet me in Greenpoint. 501 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,490 Look, why don't you come here? Okay? Come here. 502 00:29:22,570 --> 00:29:23,666 [Lynn] It's actually really fun where we are. 503 00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:24,570 - No. - [Lynn] I promise. 504 00:29:24,650 --> 00:29:25,530 [Peach] Yeah. 505 00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:27,820 There's something I need to do for myself. 506 00:29:27,910 --> 00:29:28,740 I'll text you on my way. 507 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:29,830 See you soon. 508 00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:30,910 - Bye! - Bye! 509 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:33,200 [sighs] Fuck! 510 00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:39,710 [Joe] I guess we're going to Greenpoint, Beck. 511 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:47,970 [woman singing and playing guitar] 512 00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:50,810 I never go to Greenpoint. 513 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,770 But the things you do for love, right? 514 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:56,770 [Beck] Hi. Um, okay, we're gonna get a few more drinks. 515 00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:57,980 Hold on, one second. 516 00:29:58,770 --> 00:29:59,770 Guys? 517 00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:01,860 [Peach] What is she thinking? 518 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,240 Open mics are for models-slash- singer-songwriters-slash-vegans. 519 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,240 These people don't want to hear 520 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,200 some wannabe read a poem about the bleakness of life or whatever. 521 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,700 [Joe] Your friends are disloyal. And that Peach is the worst. 522 00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:16,370 [laughing] 523 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:19,170 - [yells] Ooh. - Another round of picklebacks. 524 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,630 Beckish, do we think now's the night? 525 00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:23,170 Positive. 526 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,460 All of my life lately has been about surviving. 527 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:28,760 I need to remind myself why I came here in the first place. 528 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,840 - Yes. - Yeah. 529 00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:31,576 - You go. So good. - Who do you keep texting? 530 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,140 I invited Benji. 531 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:36,020 - Beck... - What? He likes poetry. 532 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,850 - For sure. - And he texted he was coming? 533 00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:43,110 He texted a row of smile emojis, like, 45 minutes ago. 534 00:30:43,190 --> 00:30:45,570 Some guys are assholes, and you just have to realize that. 535 00:30:45,650 --> 00:30:46,860 I get it, Peach. 536 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:49,820 You're the one who told me to keep reminding you he's a bastard. 537 00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:52,910 Up next, we have Guinevere Beck. 538 00:30:52,990 --> 00:30:54,200 Whoo! 539 00:30:54,290 --> 00:30:56,080 - All right. - All right. 540 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,580 To vulnerability and shit! 541 00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,670 [Lynn] Yeah. 542 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,330 - Cheers. - Okay. 543 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:03,000 - [Beck] Okay. - [Lynn] Okay. 544 00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:04,300 [Annika] Kill it, Beck! 545 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:10,050 Hey, everyone. Um, I'm Beck, and I'm... [chuckles] 546 00:31:10,130 --> 00:31:12,550 Not to sound like, you know, whatever, but just... 547 00:31:13,510 --> 00:31:14,930 I'm a poet. 548 00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:16,140 Yeah, you are! 549 00:31:16,770 --> 00:31:17,850 Whoo! 550 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:18,930 [Lynn] Yeah, you are! 551 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,270 "One day, you won't need love anymore 552 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,110 One day, you won't walk through the world 553 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:29,990 As though it was your job To hold everything up 554 00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:33,660 The sun, the hard part of the night 555 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:36,580 The secret time when you wake To the sound of beating 556 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,410 Rise to answer the door But he's not there 557 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,870 Because that sound is coming From inside you 558 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,380 And you cannot answer it No matter how far in you go" 559 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,300 Whoo! 560 00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:56,220 "You loved him the way Fragile kids love gorgeous bullies 561 00:31:57,430 --> 00:32:00,480 - You wrote songs about him. You..." - [cymbals crash] 562 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,810 Uh, I mean... [chuckles softly] 563 00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:04,520 "You wrote poems about him 564 00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:09,190 You still write poems about him You're writing one right now" 565 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,030 [man] Why're you so sad? You're just so sad. 566 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:16,530 Just something happier, for a change, might be nice. 567 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:20,160 I think everyone agrees. Get the singer back. 568 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:24,080 [stuttering] Sorry. I just... I lost my place. 569 00:32:24,170 --> 00:32:26,670 It'll just take a second to find where I was. 570 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:29,630 [Joe] I can't stand seeing this. I'm sorry. I just can't. 571 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,590 It's obvious what you are. You're blind with love. 572 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,930 And what you love, writing, this city, your friends, 573 00:32:37,010 --> 00:32:38,430 most of all, men like Benji, 574 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:41,390 what all those have in common is they will never love you back. 575 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,350 While you give everything. 576 00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:47,690 It's crazy the lengths we go. We're a lot alike, Beck. 577 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,030 Last of the true romantics. 578 00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:55,280 [homeless man] ♪ Engine Engine number nine ♪ 579 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:59,620 ♪ On the New York transit line... ♪ 580 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:03,476 [Joe] I was considering this with my new friend, 581 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,710 Mr. Bat-Shit Homeless Guy, 582 00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:07,880 when the second luckiest thing this week happened. 583 00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:11,090 Could it really be? 584 00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:13,550 It feels like I'm dreaming. 585 00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:18,350 I'm not. 586 00:33:19,470 --> 00:33:21,390 Beck, you're too drunk to be alone. 587 00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:23,980 What if some sicko had followed you down here? 588 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:26,376 And you're too wasted to be standing so close to the tracks. 589 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,860 Beck! Beck, stop texting that arrogant club-soda, no-show dickhead. 590 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,660 ♪ If my train jump off the track ♪ 591 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,240 [Joe] You want Benji. 592 00:33:43,290 --> 00:33:45,960 You need Benji. You hold that phone like it is Benji, 593 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,960 'cause it's your only means to stay connected. 594 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:49,920 Forget Benji. 595 00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:53,670 And to hell with that phone. 596 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,380 [gasps and grunts] 597 00:33:55,470 --> 00:33:57,026 [homeless man] ♪ Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up... ♪ 598 00:33:57,050 --> 00:33:59,220 [coughing] 599 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,930 ♪ Engine, engine number nine ♪ 600 00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:07,190 ♪ On the New York transit line... ♪ 601 00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:09,020 Hey! Hey! 602 00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:11,480 You okay? Are you all right? Can you stand up? 603 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,400 Just stay still. 604 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,546 Half that shit down there can electrocute you, all right, 605 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:16,400 so just give me your hand. 606 00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:17,716 [homeless man] ♪ Pick it up! Pick it up! ♪ 607 00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:19,280 ♪ Pick it up! Pick it up... ♪ 608 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,820 Sir, please, shut up! 609 00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:21,950 Give me your hand. 610 00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:23,450 Train's coming. 611 00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:26,250 ♪ Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! ♪ 612 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:29,500 ♪ Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! ♪ 613 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:31,130 Your hand! Now! 614 00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,670 ♪ Pick it up! ♪ 615 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:33,920 ♪ Pick it up! ♪ 616 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,760 [horn blaring] 617 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,680 [vomits] 618 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:52,730 Ugh. 619 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:56,150 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I am so sorry. - Whoo. 620 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,150 No, it's fine. It's fine. 621 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,360 I, uh, hated... I hated this jacket. Ugh. 622 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:03,700 - I really am sorry. - It's okay. 623 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:05,580 You mind? 624 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:08,750 Sure, um... 625 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,800 You know what? Let's get you in a cab. All right? 626 00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:19,340 I'm not always like this. 627 00:35:22,390 --> 00:35:24,220 I figured you had some kind of night. 628 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:26,180 Some kind of. 629 00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:31,650 Hey, I don't want to sound like a stalker, but... 630 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:34,690 I think I know you. 631 00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:40,070 Oh, the... Right. [chuckles] Of course. 632 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,860 I remember. I'm sorry. 633 00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:45,990 This is what I look like when I'm sober and have my hair up. 634 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,370 Yeah. No, I... I remember. 635 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,960 It's okay, I have a pretty bland face. 636 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:52,750 No, you don't. 637 00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:58,050 Yeah, uh, Desperate Characters. I remember. 638 00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:00,510 Yeah. 639 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,800 Where are you headed? 640 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,180 Village. You anywhere close? 641 00:36:05,850 --> 00:36:08,560 Ride with me. It's the least I can do. 642 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:11,730 Okay. 643 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:27,910 Did you move here to be something? I did. But it's not working out. 644 00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:31,250 And I'm just running around 18 hours a day. Why? 645 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,750 Oh, God! Never mind. Sorry. 646 00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:39,340 No, please. I feel the same way sometimes. 647 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,550 This guy I know, he owns the bookstore. 648 00:36:42,630 --> 00:36:49,100 He once told me that all books add up to one essential truth. 649 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:52,180 Which is, if your IQ is above a certain number... 650 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:57,690 life is pretty much unbearable. And the number is not even that high. 651 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,030 [chuckles] I do think I'd be happier if I was stupider. 652 00:37:03,110 --> 00:37:06,410 [chuckles] But then the world wouldn't know your poetry. 653 00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:08,620 How'd you know I write poetry? 654 00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:13,500 Doesn't every young writer in New York? 655 00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:16,330 I mean, I read a lot of poetry. 656 00:37:19,090 --> 00:37:20,130 Who do you like? 657 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,630 Strand, Sexton, Merrill... 658 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,010 You're describing my nightstand. 659 00:37:26,090 --> 00:37:29,550 [scoffs] Well, if you read them to get to sleep every night, 660 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,600 then you definitely belong here. 661 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,690 - What was your last name again? - Goldberg. 662 00:37:38,230 --> 00:37:40,650 Where did you come from, Joe Goldberg? 663 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:42,730 I grew up here. 664 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:47,660 I left for a little while. Chasing a girl. 665 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,950 - But you came back? - Yeah, I missed it. 666 00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,700 And I'm not a good chaser. 667 00:37:53,790 --> 00:37:55,660 [sighs] Me neither. 668 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,020 [groans] 669 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:19,770 Oh, this is, uh... This is me. 670 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:22,400 Mmm-hmm. It's not bad. 671 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,690 Thank you for sobering me up. 672 00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:27,280 And for saving my life. 673 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,740 No, I didn't... I didn't save your life. 674 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:30,950 Yeah, you did. 675 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,540 [knock on window] 676 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,090 Oh, God. 677 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:43,750 [Joe] Of course. 678 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,800 - Benji. - [Beck] Hi. 679 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:50,800 Um, this is Joe. He literally saved my life tonight. 680 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:54,140 I... I fell on the tracks. It was crazy. 681 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:56,640 Babe, I told you people are basically good. 682 00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,810 It's a great job, bro. 683 00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:01,520 [Joe] "Bro." You waste of hair. 684 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:04,150 Okay. Beck, it's freezing out here. 685 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:13,450 - Wait. Maybe I can get your info... - Yeah. Um... 686 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:18,750 Shit! 687 00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:21,500 My phone! 688 00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:24,800 - I must've dropped it in the subway. - Oh. 689 00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:29,260 Uh, okay, well. Just maybe give me your number, 690 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,840 for when you get a replacement. 691 00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:33,350 I'm basically enslaved to e-mail. 692 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:37,310 [Joe] I get it. Smart. I'm practically a stranger. Can't be too careful. 693 00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:38,600 Okay. 694 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,600 It's BecklnRealLife@gmail.com 695 00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:43,860 - [typing] - All right. 696 00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:47,400 "Beck in real life." 697 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,110 Thank you. 698 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,506 [Joe] Here's what I learned this week. 699 00:39:54,530 --> 00:39:55,556 [Benji] Sorry I didn't make it, you know? 700 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:59,160 [Joe] You are special. You're talented. You're passionate. 701 00:40:00,410 --> 00:40:01,540 You're smart. 702 00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:08,590 Except in the ways you are really not. Like not locking your phone. 703 00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:12,590 And falling for men like Benji. You know better, but you can't stop. 704 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,850 Because, well, because everyone needs someone. 705 00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:18,100 What you really need is someone to save you. 706 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:21,440 I can help, Beck. Let me help you. 707 00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:28,780 [Paco] Joe. 708 00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:32,950 Pac. Hey. 709 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:34,750 What's going on? What're you doing out here? 710 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,160 It's Ron. 711 00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:39,120 He came home drunk. 712 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,410 He started yelling. 713 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,620 Saying I thought I was smart, 714 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:46,210 reading my books and looking at him like he's dumb. 715 00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:49,090 What happened? Did he hurt you? 716 00:40:49,710 --> 00:40:51,340 No, he didn't touch me. 717 00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:02,810 I tried to stop him... 718 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,230 - I'm sorry. - Paco. 719 00:41:06,190 --> 00:41:09,650 Paco, it's okay. Really. It's okay. 720 00:41:09,730 --> 00:41:12,610 You know what? Come with me. We can fix this together. All right? 721 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,300 So, the first step to fixing something 722 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:24,920 is to know no matter how destroyed it seems, it can always be saved. 723 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:29,750 Books are no exception. You got it? 724 00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:31,170 Got it. 725 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:35,130 So what we have here is a lying press. Basically just a huge clamp. 726 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,340 Polyvinyl-acetate glue, 727 00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:41,430 means no acid to burn the pages. Got your needle, thread, 728 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,520 and finally, right out of Bugs Bunny... 729 00:41:45,890 --> 00:41:46,890 a trusty mallet. 730 00:41:48,770 --> 00:41:49,770 You see this? 731 00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:54,110 We don't need this. 732 00:41:58,030 --> 00:41:59,910 [Benji] Johno! Listen to this. 733 00:41:59,990 --> 00:42:02,240 "Dear Benji, heard about your soda. 734 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:04,730 Am interested in including you on my fall list of must-tries. 735 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:08,040 Would love to discuss. Perhaps even try some? Jeff Pevensey." 736 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,396 That's the dude you're always retweeting? 737 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:11,670 It's the culture guy from New York magazine. 738 00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:15,260 Hit him back, bro. 739 00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:18,220 No shit. Back off while I think. 740 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,760 Jeff, comma, so nice to hear from you, bud, period. 741 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:25,180 Yeah, our sodas are legit, period. 742 00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:28,440 I would love to meet up to have you try the goods, period. 743 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,440 Let's set something up. 744 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,990 Scrape carefully along the spine. 745 00:42:38,070 --> 00:42:40,280 Of course, you've got to watch your fingers. 746 00:42:42,530 --> 00:42:43,740 [cell phone vibrates] 747 00:42:46,450 --> 00:42:50,040 "Sounds great. I can call between meetings to see if you're available." 748 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:52,750 This is gonna take us next level. 749 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,200 What time do you think we'll meet? 750 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,630 No offense, we discussed this. 751 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:02,050 It's best if the product has one clear face at the beginning. 752 00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:03,930 That's just more me. 753 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,560 [Joe] Okay, the spine is sewn. 754 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,940 So you take this, pull it as tight as you can, that way. 755 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,820 Yeah. That's it. 756 00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:24,030 Jeff! 757 00:43:24,450 --> 00:43:27,000 The glue is set. We've applied the binder. 758 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,080 Now... 759 00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:34,670 you gotta be precise, and use exactly the force needed. 760 00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,020 Hey! 761 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,980 Hey, man. Jeff. Nice to meet you, man. 762 00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:53,360 Nice to meet you, too. Have you been here before? 763 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,570 It's a... Not a lot of people know about it yet. 764 00:43:55,650 --> 00:43:59,400 It's an incredible after-hours. Very exclusive. 765 00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:02,090 Yeah, I've been here a couple of times. 766 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:03,910 - Yeah? - Hmm. 767 00:44:04,370 --> 00:44:05,950 Oh. Well, good. 768 00:44:07,370 --> 00:44:09,370 So you'll feel right at home, then. 769 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,090 Please, after you. 770 00:44:19,130 --> 00:44:20,130 All right. 771 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:27,930 It's just down. To the left. 772 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:44,070 Hey, man, I'm thinking maybe... 773 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:09,390 [Joe] It's 2:00 p.m. when the door chimes, and I'm ready. 774 00:45:12,230 --> 00:45:15,940 You told your girlfriends you'd come by. I know this because I have your phone. 775 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,480 - I'll be back. - [Joe] Okay. 776 00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:19,320 Hey. 777 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,030 Remember me? From almost dying on the train tracks? [chuckles] 778 00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:27,240 Uh, it rings a bell. Hang on. Hang on. 779 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,240 I wanted to say thank you. 780 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,160 No. You already did that. 781 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,750 Well, uh, thanks again. [chuckles] 782 00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:38,000 And I'm sorry for, uh, running off the other night. 783 00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:41,340 - You had a guest. - Hardly. 784 00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:46,130 So, I got you a present. 785 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:47,736 No, please. You don't have to get me anything. 786 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,180 Shut up and just look at it. 787 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,020 "Engine, engine number nine On the New York transit line 788 00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:01,690 If your girl falls on the track Pick her up, pick her up, pick her up" 789 00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:04,280 [Joe] We already have in-jokes. 790 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,570 So... 791 00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:10,160 anyway, that. And I better... 792 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:15,160 Maybe if you're not too busy, we could get a drink sometime? 793 00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:17,250 Sure. 794 00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:20,290 Ugh. But I still can't find my phone. 795 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,420 I know. E-mail. 796 00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:24,630 That's right. 797 00:46:28,510 --> 00:46:29,510 See ya, Joe. 798 00:46:30,090 --> 00:46:32,100 See you soon, Beck. 799 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,020 Well played, sir. 800 00:46:42,690 --> 00:46:44,110 Well played. 801 00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:48,530 [Joe] I'm not always right. I'm human. I make mistakes. 802 00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:49,860 You'll see. 803 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:51,780 I have to check on a shipment downstairs. 804 00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:54,200 - Can you watch the register? - Yeah. 805 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,330 [Joe] Hell, maybe I'm just a fool in love... 806 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,210 but I'm right about you, 807 00:47:01,290 --> 00:47:04,340 and I'm going to help you get the life you deserve, Beck. 808 00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:06,420 [Benji breathing heavily] 809 00:47:19,850 --> 00:47:20,850 Please. 810 00:47:21,810 --> 00:47:25,690 Whatever you think I did, you got the wrong guy. 811 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,440 No. 812 00:47:29,110 --> 00:47:30,410 I don't. 813 00:48:38,046 --> 00:48:39,146 .srt Extracted, Synced and Corrected by Dan4Jem, AD.XII.MMXVIII62943

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