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ADULT SHELDON:
Presenting...
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Number five:
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Star Trek Fan Club Magazine.
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Mom, DeForest Kelley's favorite
episode is "The Empath."
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Good to know.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Number four: the Weather Cube
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from RadioShack.
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ANNOUNCER [over device]:
The humidity is 90%
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with a dew point
of 79.5 degrees.
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Mom!
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The dew point is 79.5 degrees.
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MARY:
Okay.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Number three:
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The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour.
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Such a great theme song.
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♪
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♪ Buh-buh-bum.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Number two:
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Meemaw after a few beers.
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It took a while,but we finally picked a new name
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for my bowling team:
The Ball Busters.
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what Meemaw named
her bowling team? The Ball...
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ADULT SHELDON:
And the number one source
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of news from my childhood:
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the bulletin board
at the train store.
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News about trains
in a store full of trains.
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Yummy.
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How did this not make
The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?
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[train whistles]
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The train museum's
looking for a docent.
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What's a docent?
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It's a person in a museum
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who gives informationon the exhibits.
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Do you think they'd let someone
your age do that?
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Why not? I have
a high school diploma.
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True.
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I know more about trains
than anybody.
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True.
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And I have the unique ability
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to wear people down
until I get my way.
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So true.
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Hello. I understand
you're looking for a docent.
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I'm 11 years old,
but you should know
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I have a high school diploma
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and I know more about trains
than anybody.
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You still sound on the fence.
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ADULT SHELDON:
It was time to break out
my unique ability.
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Let me tell you about
every model train I own
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and what each of them
means to me.
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The first locomotive
I ever received...
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ADULT SHELDON:
Wouldn't you know it,
47 short minutes later,
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I got the job.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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You put your cleats
in the truck?Yep.
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We should hit the road soon.
It's a long drive.
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Okay.I got your lunches here.
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Extra Fruit Roll-Ups?
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You each got two.Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What time is the game?12:30.
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Why are we talking
about baseball
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and not my impending
docent-hood?
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Who wants to tell him
it's stupid?
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Leave it alone.And why dothey make you wear
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that goofy costume?
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Ha. They don't. This is all me.
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What do you got going on today?
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Ooh, laundry,
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grocery shopping, vacuuming.
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I might go nuts
and dust the picture frames.
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Well, nice. Everybody's doing
something they love.
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Sheldon, you sure about this?
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Yes, leave the crusts on.
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I'm a docent now.
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Thanks for bringing me.
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Hey, it got me out of
driving all the way
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to Missy's game;
I should be thanking you.
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My little knuckles
might not be cutting it.
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Would you give it a go?
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Sure.
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How's that?
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Four knocks. Bold.
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[chuckles]
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Hello, hello.
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Volunteer docent Sheldon
Cooper reporting for duty.
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Welcome aboard.
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Train nomenclature right
out of the gate. Promising.
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I like your conductor's uniform.
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You know what they say.
Dress for the job you want.
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Do I get an "ask me" button,
too?
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Well, thank you for asking,
and yes, you do.
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I'll be right back.
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Do you see that bell?
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That's from Texas and New
Orleans locomotive number 701.
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I'd tell you more,
but you haven't contributed
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the suggested donation.
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Number 701 was built in 1930by the Baldwin Locomotive Works.
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It was a superheated
4-8-4 class GS-1
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with 7...I want my money back.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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I know you're supposed
to pick me up at 4:00,
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but I may live here now.
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Send me a Christmas card.
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I'm glad Mom didn't come.
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Why's that?
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I can spit
when I'm on the mound.
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You can hock up anything
you want today.
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[snorts]
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Not here.Aw.
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We need to stop so I can pee.
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I told you to pee
before we left the house.
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That was an hour and a half ago.
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[sighs]
Can't you hold it?
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I may spit like a man,
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but I have the bladder
of a little girl.
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[whirring]
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I'm going to work.
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Okay, have fun.
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What-what time do you think
you'll be back?
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Before dinner.
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See you then.
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[door closes]
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[vacuum stops]
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And my day off begins.
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Just let me know
if you have any questions.
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This is a very nice
builder's plate.
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How can you be sure
it's not a replica?
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Now, that is a great question.
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Thank you. I also know
the answer. Do you?
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Well, there's, uh,
rust and soot on the back of it
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from when it was mounted
to the engine's smokebox.
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Very good.
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Ah, the 1937
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Santa Fe diesel.
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I've always loved
that paint scheme.
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I wonder if they had
a name for it.
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Cat's Whiskers.
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Correct.
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Ha! Two for two.
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Did you know that
the word "train"
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comes from
the French verb traîner,
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which means to draw or drag?
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[chuckles]:
Well, I just learned something.
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Well, if you enjoy
learning things,
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then you and I are on
the fast track to friendship.
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Speaking of fast tracks,
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the Japanese bullet
train, or Shinkansen...
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[exhales]
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Ready to roll?
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Not really.
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What's wrong?
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It happened.
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What happened?
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That thing that happens to girls
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when they're becoming
young ladies.
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What? Now?
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I'm not happy about it, either.
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[stammers]
Should we go home?
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I'm pitching in an hour.
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I-- you think
that's a good idea?
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Maybe you need to lie down.
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I don't need to lie down.
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Okay, well, maybe
I need to lie down.
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[sighs]
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Okay, we're gonna find a
pay phone and call your mother.
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She's not here right now.
What can she do?
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Well, I don't know what to do.
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We're gonna go to a drugstore
and get what I need.
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Go to a drug store.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Breathe. We're gonna
get through this.
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[exhales sharply]
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SHELDON:
It's almost
opening time.
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Can I flip the sign?
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Have at it.
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Five, four,
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three, two, one.
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We're officially open
for business.
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Anticlimactic.
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[motorcycle revs over TV]
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Get him, Dalton. Get him.
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GEORGE JR.:Mary Cooper,
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what are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Why are you watching Road House?
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Why aren't you at work?
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I asked you first,
and my question
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is way more interesting.
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It was just on.
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I don't even know what that is.
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Then how'd you know
his name's Dalton?
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I don't have to explain
myself to you.
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This is a pretty dirty movie.
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How do you know? It is rated R.
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For violence, language
and sexual content.
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You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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GEORGE SR.:
Nothing to be
embarrassed about.
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It's perfectly natural.
Perfectly normal.
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Dad, I know.
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I'm telling myself.
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Uh...
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How much money you need?
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I'm not going in there. You are.
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Why can't you go?
It's embarrassing.
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You just said
it wasn't embarrassing.
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Well, it is and I lied.
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♪ Whoa...
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Excuse me.
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Hello. Welcome
to the Lone Star Train Museum.
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I'm Docent Sheldon Cooper.
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If you have any questions...
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You know where the bathroom is?
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Indeed I do.
You'll want to chug along
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past our authentic 1928
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Southern Pacific Sunset
limited whistle,
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then keep going past
our conductor's uniform,
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which was worn on the Texas
and Pacific Railway.
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Then you'll come upon...
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Son, I have to take a leak.
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It's in the back.Thank you.
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And our toilets flush,
unlike the ones on trains
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before 1889.
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[train whistle blows]
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This is a genuinelocomotive bell
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from Texas and New Orleans
number 701.
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Now there's a proper technique
to make the purest sound.
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Most people don't know
how to do that.
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But you're in luck,
because I do.
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[bell ringing]
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♪ And I still wouldn't
let her go ♪
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♪ Better be on your way,
get along... ♪
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[train whistle blows]
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You want to know more
about the Cotton Belt,
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there's plenty in here.
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Although the facts
in that brochure are suspect.
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[chuckles]
Sheldon, I, uh,
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I wrote this brochure.
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While the origins of the
Southern Pacific go back
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to 1848, the company wasn't
formally started until 1865.
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And before you reprint these,
we should talk fonts.
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[train whistle blows]
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See? It's all in the wrist.
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♪ Train kept a-rollin'
all night long... ♪
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[train whistle blows]
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And early trains used
the drop chute toilet,
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also called the hopper toilet,
which was really just a hole...
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Couldn't you just listen
to this all day?
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♪ And I still wouldn't
let her go. ♪
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So how many times
have you seen Road House?
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Sorry, can't hear you.
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More or less than five?
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'Cause that'show many times I've seen it.
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That's how many years
you're gonna be grounded
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if you don't drop it right now.
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Does Dad know
you like this movie?
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00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,295
[vacuum stops]
263
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,994
No, and it is gonna
stay that way.
264
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:49,518
Why?Because it is not
265
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,259
something I should be watching.
266
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:52,695
Then why are you watching it?
267
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:58,092
It is a guilty pleasure,
so will you drop it now?
268
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,224
Relax.
269
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,313
I ain't gonna tell nobody.
270
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:05,926
Thank you.
271
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,363
I think it's awesome
you like it.
272
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,716
It is pretty cool how Dalton
273
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,239
doesn't drive
his Mercedes to the bar
274
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,024
'cause he knows
they're gonna trash it.
275
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,286
Dalton's no dummy.
276
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,940
No, sir.
277
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,768
It's right over there
in aisle two.
278
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,598
Find everything you need today?
279
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,165
Yeah, think so.
280
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,044
[chuckles]
281
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,306
[clears throat]
282
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,572
You don't know
what you're doing, do you?
283
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,400
No, ma'am.
284
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,054
Would you like some help?
285
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,142
Yes, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
286
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:50,144
Okay.
287
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,451
[bell ringing]
288
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:56,890
Uh...
289
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,282
we need to talk.
290
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,980
About this bell? You got it.
291
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,809
Did you know different
engineers would often...
292
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,767
Son?
293
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,987
You're a sweet kid, but...
294
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,858
I don't think
this is working out.
295
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,773
What? Why?
296
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,906
I-I know everything
there is to know about trains.
297
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,951
Well, you see now,
that there is the problem.
298
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:18,215
People, when they come here,
they want to enjoy it.
299
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,435
They don't want to get
lectured in the bathroom.
300
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,480
And you have been
correcting me
301
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,569
in front of the visitors
all morning long.
302
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,006
Would you prefer
I send you a memo
303
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,398
of your mistakes
at the end of the day?
304
00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,530
No.Because that's what I did
305
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,792
for the teachers at my school.
306
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,011
I think it brought us
all closer.
307
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,447
Sheldon, it's great
to have knowledge.
308
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,319
But you don't need
to show it off all the time.
309
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,625
Oh, I don't mind.
310
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,453
[chuckles]
311
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,804
You see, trains are
all about balance, right?
312
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,763
Now you put too much water
into a steam engine,
313
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,373
it can't do its job.
314
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,810
You let that water run low--
boom, it'll blow up.
315
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,247
Now, a good engineer
316
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,772
makes sure he uses just
the right amount of water.
317
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,209
Not too little, not too much.
318
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,733
That make sense?
319
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,215
The fireman adjusts the water,
not the engineer.
320
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,173
And then he took
my "ask me" button.
321
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:05,132
He didn't even ask me.He just took it.
322
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,576
Everybody gets fired
for something eventually.
323
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,621
For being too goodat their job?
324
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,015
Well, Moon Pie,
sometimes you just get
325
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:22,584
too excited about
sharing the facts in your head.
326
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,108
But learning facts is
the ant's pants.
327
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,762
Which is
the Australian derivation
328
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,285
of the bee's knees.
329
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,460
See, you just learned something.
330
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,680
And wasn't that
the cat's pajamas?
331
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:34,944
Alls I'm saying is people
aren't always in the mood.
332
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,554
Well, they should be.
333
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,861
I'm happy to learnany fact at any time.
334
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,297
Is that so?
335
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,647
Yes.
336
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,301
Grab my knitting bag.
337
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,999
I don't recommenddriving while knitting.
338
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,218
Your reflexes aren'twhat they used to be.
339
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,307
Just look in the bag!
340
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,918
Did you know
341
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,442
that there are three
different kinds of yarn?
342
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,009
I didn't.
343
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,750
You got your animal, like wool.
344
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,361
Your plant, like cotton.
345
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,798
And your synthetic,
like acrylic.
346
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,930
Interesting.
347
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,279
You think so?
348
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,628
I'm glad to hear that.
349
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,849
Because each one of them
has plusses and minuses,
350
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,807
and you're about
to hear them all
351
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,115
in mind-numbing detail.
352
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,860
Nothing to worry about.
353
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,992
We got this.Really?
354
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,428
Everything you need's
right here.
355
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,214
You're the best.
356
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,173
Come on, I'll show you
where the bathroom is.
357
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,871
Oh, and there's a
very helpful cashier
358
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,350
named Gretchen
you need to hug.
359
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,569
Come on.
360
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,614
Here she is, Gretchen.
361
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,573
Another way
362
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,880
to cast on in knitting
363
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,838
is called the slingshot.
364
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,709
Did you know the Wham-O company
was named
365
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,929
after its first product,
the Wham-O Slingshot?
366
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,584
I'm the one saying
the facts right now.
367
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,586
Unless you're tired
of hearing them?
368
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,196
Sick of learning? Never.
369
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,590
Well, that's too bad.
370
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,462
How awesome was it when he
fights those four guys at once?
371
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,334
They were asking for it.
372
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,423
Dalton doesn't fight
unless he has to.
373
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,251
True, 'cause
when the doctor says,
374
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,948
"How many of these fights
you win?" he says...
375
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,907
BOTH:
Nobody ever wins in a fight.
376
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,910
[both laugh]
377
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,738
Mm, and I like how smart he is.
378
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,915
But doesn't feel
like he has to show it off.
379
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,959
No kidding.
380
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,569
Maybe Sheldon should watch it.
381
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,008
Hey, what was Dalton's third
rule of being a good bouncer?
382
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,748
Be nice.
383
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,359
That's right.
384
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,233
I think Dad would love that
you're into stuff like this.
385
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,061
I'm sure he would.
386
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,542
He took me to see Mad Maxtwice.
387
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,673
Really?
388
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,284
Actually...
389
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,590
the second time,
we couldn't find a sitter,
390
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,244
so we brought you along.
391
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,942
How old was I?
392
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,944
I don't know... four?
393
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,902
No wonder I'm so cool.
394
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,078
So, why you hiding it?
395
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,517
Well, 'cause I'm supposed
to be a good Christian.
396
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,433
Clearly this is something
I need to work on.
397
00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:00,133
Well, before you fix it,
you've got to watch Die Hard 2.
398
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:03,397
Bruce Willis stabs a guy
in the head with an icicle.
399
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:09,838
Now, circular knitting produces
a seamless tube.
400
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,709
You already told me that.
401
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,973
Oh, did I?
402
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,149
Can we circle back
to double-pointed needles?
403
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,802
I have a follow-up question.
404
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,848
Hold that thought.
405
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:24,374
[indistinct chatter]
406
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,336
Strike two!
407
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,120
[crowd cheering]One more!
408
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,992
Just like that!
409
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,824
Strike three, you're out.
410
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,304
There you go! Ha!
411
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,132
That's how
you do it!
412
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,481
Is thatyour little girl?
413
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,527
That's my little lady.
414
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,577
Well, sometimes.
415
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,065
Carrying the stuffing out of theCaddy was easy. Using it to stop
416
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,894
the guys chasing us...The kids are asleep.
417
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,548
MacGYVER:
Gasoline would help.
418
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,506
Always does...You gonna watch that?
419
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,942
Well, it's MacGyver.
420
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,032
He makes stuff out
of other stuff.
421
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,772
MacGYVER:
Sort of a homemade mortar.
422
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,470
Why, did you want
to watch something else?
423
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:20,039
I thought maybe
we could watch a movie.
424
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,129
Sure, yeah, which one?
425
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,914
Um... I don't know.
426
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,091
I heard that that movie
Road House
427
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,919
is supposed to be good.
428
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,486
What's it about?
429
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,792
I think it's about a guy,
430
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,621
um... Dalton.
431
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,971
Who's a bouncer
432
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,408
who has to clean up a bar
433
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:44,106
that's been overrun
by a bunch of bad guys.
434
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,630
Oh, yeah, it's got that guy
that looks like Georgie in it.
435
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,197
No, he doesn't.
436
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,764
[laughs]:
Are you kidding?
437
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,418
He looks exactly like him.
438
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:54,551
♪
439
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,861
Let's just watch MacGyver.
440
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558
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