All language subtitles for Wynonna.Earp.S03E06.If.We.Make.It.Through.December.1080p.WEBDL-KANSAI_track4_eng

-Previously on Wynonna Earp:
-John Henry Holliday, ma'am.

-Oh...

-I'm a vampire.
-She's my wife.

-You're married!!

-Waverly's shtupping a cop.
-Her name's Nicole.

: The one available
guy in town.
Available.

: I have been covering this shit up for too long.

I'm tired of it.

: What is that?
-Bulshar's ring.
-That was fealty.

-She's gone now.
-Your sister is blessed.

Her real father is an angel.
An honest-to-God...

angel.

If only it were
socially acceptable

to wear this all year-round.

So...

who's up for some rum n' eggnog,
hold the nog?

♪ 'Tis the season
to be jolly ♪

♪ Don we now our gay apparel

Come on, it can't be that bad.

♪ Strike the harp
and join the chorus ♪

♪ Follow me
in merry measure ♪

Oh.

Okay, okay. Wait.
I've got something that'll help.

-Oh, man.

There!
Now you're now fully elfed.

I feel like I should knight you
with a candy cane.

Hey, whoa, whoa.

We're good for trees, hon.

Well, with all due respect,
ma'am, the season demands it.

Genuine article.

Are you questioning
my festive decorating ability?

We just banished a demon
from this house.

Last thing we need is mites.

♪ Hail the new year
lads and lasses ♪

-♪ Sing we joyous
all together ♪
-It's a whole thing.

I'm ready to get
my Kringle on.

But Nedley really does make
the perfect Santa. Right?

He's got a certain
je ne saisjolly that
you lack, honey.

So where's that leave me, then?
Legolas for life?

No. I know. It's not fair
that you're always elf-cast.

Mm-mm. It's not fair.

But it sure is cute.

Well, that's not canon.

:
It's that time of the year!

Oh, what are you...?
That's no angel.

-Well, I've always used this.
-Not always.

I mean... after you left.

Can I please, please
just give you two the Christmas
that I always wanted?

Prison Christmas was tough.

Our eggnog was scrambled.

I guess the menstru-angel
can go back in my box.

Thank you, Wynonna.

-Oh. My yams need to be mashed,

and by the looks of it,
so do you.

-Okay.
-Go on.

Go chase down that tree-touting
hunk of Holliday cheer.

It's Christmas.

Well, I'm not calling Doc.

And I don't need to get laid,
that's for... damn sure.

: Purgatory Fire needs
your help!

Give back this holiday season.

Santa's knees
are a little fragile,

so there isn't gonna be
any lap-sitting,

but you can still tell me
what you want.

-Uh...

What would you like
to have under your tree?

-Selena Gomez.

Aren't you a little old
for this?

Santa?

Santa, wait!

-Okay, son, joke's over.

: Santa, wait. Santa!

Santa!

-Tim!

Tim!

: Tim!

Santa!

Tim?

Santa?

Help me!! Help!!!

No!!! Help me!!

No!!! Oh, my God!

♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪

♪ I know
that ain't no way to live ♪

♪ I told that devil

♪ To take you back

♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪

Bye.

-Oh...
-Bye, cutie.
-Argh.

Those your ears,
or you just happy to see me?

Yeah, don't. Okay.

-There's rum in it.

It's crazy having her back here.

Yes, as crazy as we thought
she was last week.

Do you think she's okay now?

Mm...
don't leave her alone today.

Mm. I won't.

I want to be here.

With her.

Oh, and I have to dig around
for the menstru-angel.

Oh, no-go.

Mama's not a fan of
our blessedly absorbent friend.

-I know.

I didn't know they were tampons
when I made it.

-I can convince Mama.
-Wait!

There's something else. Um...

It's about your father.

My dad was an angel?
Like, an angel. Oh, God.

-No, they... Angels don't exist.
-Ah, shit.

Oh, my God,
I'm hyperventilating. What...?
How could he be an angel?!

Be an angel and tell me
where you two
keep the cranberry sauce?

-Pfft. Nobody actually eats it.
-Hey! It's not Christmas
without cranberry sauce!

So one of you better go
get some pronto.

And you're gonna need
to dig through this

to see if you can find anything
worth saving.

Ugh. Um.

Guys!! We... we need to talk
about this, okay?

Wait. Did...

did you just go out
and slaughter a wild turkey?

Like I'm gonna feed my girls
store-bought. Mm-mm.

No, you can't avoid this
with "guiblets."

-Even really gross giblets.
-Look, you...

...you're my miracle baby.

And what better time of year
to tell her about it
than JC's birthday?

Please, Mama. I...

I've been waiting long enough.

Who is my father?

Fine. Okay, pull up a chair.

Oh, my God...
this is happening.

Oh!

: We were in love.

His name was Julian.

And he was everything
that Ward wasn't.

He was kind, honest.

Sobre.

Until he left
without saying goodbye.

Still,
I don't regret the affair.

Especially because
nine months later,

I got my Waverly.

You were born out of love,
sweetie.

The kind of love that ditches
a pregnant woman?

Kind of had my hands full
with the demon that arrived
after you were born.

A demon that we beat together.

I don't feel like an angel.

I guess
Bobo could've been lying.

Bobo Del Rey?
Is that sonofabitch
still around?

He was there
the night you were born.

He was?

Oh, man, I gotta go.
A kid went missing.

On Christmas?
Well, go bring them home.

I plan to.

Please.

Please, Mama.

No. I just want to spend
the night with my girls.

I don't want to get lost
in the Ghosts of Christmas past.

I just want to eat
some turkey.

-I'm vegan.
-You're already a lesbian.

Speaking of which, is Nicole
gonna join us for dinner?

Yes.

And, uh,
maybe I could invite Dad too?

-No, I don't.

But if either of you two know
where Bobo is,
maybe you could ask him.

I'm assuming that he's still
the same sonofabitch

that he was back
when I used to know him?

Oh, yeah, he's a total shit.

-Whoo-ee!
-Whoa, whoa, no, no, no!

Out, out. And get rid
of the needles in the hallway.

I can already feel the vice
tightening up around my sinuses.

Well, it was intended
as a festive gesture,
hoping to brighten up the place.

Well, you know, I'm not feeling
very festive right now.

Is that why you got rid
of your moustache?

Maybe you need to find yourself
a handsome gentleman
to get into the spirit with?

No. A: My mood has nothing
to do with guys, okay?

I-I passed the Bechdel test
with flying colours.
A whole rainbow of them.

-Exactly.

Look, it's been my experience
that, uh,

romantic entanglements...

they can alleviate
all kinds of stressors.

Okay, well... we don't all have

a Black-Friday-standing-outside-
of-Best-Buy amount of people
fawning over us.

Okay, I am trying here, Jeremy,
but these references--

Rosita, Kate the vampire,
Wynonna freaking Earp.

Yeah, I... I couldn't even get
one dude to call me back.

Robin didn't call.

He didn't call.

May I give you
some well

You be direct.

You ask for what you want.

It is Christmas, after all.

Thanks, Doc.

Okay.

Be direct. Be direct.

Okay.

: Don't... No! Ah!!

-Timothy.

-McBlake.

Oh, dear.

I'm afraid
you made the naughty list.

No! No, don't put me
in there! No!

: What do you mean...?!
-Guys, I completely understand
your concern.

Really, I promise, we are doing
the best that we can.

I'll... be right with you.
Just one second.

What, no marshmallows?
Not like there's a
kid missing, huh?

Alright. Hang in there.

Okay.

He's taking it really hard,
because he was there
when it happened.

: That's what we'd
like to know!

Just keep walking,
back towards the lot.

Charlie'll fill you in
on the rest.

Sir, I really need you...
Just calm down.

We need to get this kid back.

It's Christmas.

Totally.

Uh, hi. Wynonna Earp.

Charlie. Fire Services.

That's your last name?

Okay.

I mean...
it's way too much for a kid.

It's staged to make it look
like he's dead. So, really,

totally acceptable environment
in which to make jokes.

Could be animal for all we know.

Yeah,
li-like that Sherlock story.

Bunch of blood
turned out to be from a dog?

I'll take it to my guy
for testing.

You have a guy?

Uh... just part of my team.

You... you have a... a team?

A whole posse, actually.

Whoa! Look out!

Oh, thanks.

That's not usually my thing,
being saved. I do the saving.

I saw the branch...
took action.

This strain shouldn't grow
this far north.

You into trees, too?

Fire-hall library
had some books on arborism.

-Now--
-Thanks.

About this, uh, this team?

Yo, nerdzilla.

Oh. Aw, you brought me coffee.

Inside. We need it tested.

If it's fresh
Full science-guy mark-up.

Ah, yes, sure. Okay, I'll call
up my blood-splatter analyst,

behavioural profiler and
Helen Mirren to see what's up.

You're gonna have to forgive
his Ebenezer-esque demeanour.

He is still smarting
from a romantic disappointment.

Okay, a kid is missing.

And we don't talk about
Helen Mirren in that tone.

-Okay.
-Waves.

Uh, I need... you to check
a last name, McBlake,

and cross-reference it
with the VIP townspeople
the vamps were after.

McBlake. Tim McBlake?

Yeah, no, their family's been
in Purgatory forever.

I think they were originally
prospectors.

Great. Thanks. Uh, how's Mom?

Elbows deep in turkey guts.
Yeah.

I should get back to her.

-Okay.

Old family,
so this is most likely Bulshar.

Pardon

Just a gu... guy.

Uh, huge dick.

He isa huge dick.
I-I don't know about his size...
down there.

-He's probably an innie.
-Mm-hmm.

Uh, he's not super great.

-Uh-huh,
-He's a fella who holds a grudge
against this town

and those who've lived here
longer than a few weeks.

So the kid that was taken
is from a family that's been
in Purgatory for decades.

Wait, wait.
Robin's family too!

He mentioned it, that his dad
would never leave town,

because they've been here
forever.

It means I wasn't ghosted!
My date was just kidnapped
by Bulshar, maybe!

Huzzah.

-Go test the blood.
-Yes.
-Great.

Doc, we need to find someone
who knows more

about why Bulshar
was going after first families.

-That's a good idea.
-Thank you.

You know anyone like that?

Large incisors?
Someone... you married...
one time?

Yes, we may speak with my wife.

You guys are wild. Hm.

You finally came.

Doc Holliday.
And Wyatt's great-granddaughter.

You're missing a "great", Kate.
N-not an intentional rhyme.

We're on the clock, plus...
I don't need an invitation
to enter places.

Doc, too,
can enter wherever he wants.

We are here for information
on the vampire pack.

-I'll provide whatever I can.
-Okay. So what's the deal

with Otto and Company's
whole VIP thing?

All we knew
was to separate the descendants

of the first families
of Purgatory
from all the residents.

And we couldn't kill any.
Bulshar needed them.

-That, I don't know.

Bullshit.

Wynonna, please go easy.
She's obviously
gone through a lot.

She's been taken by vampires,
turned into one.

She's a victim.

I'm the same
as the day I met you.

Pfft.

You mean to tell me--

Queen of the Damned,
meet King of the Dense.

The vamp was calling
from inside the house.

Why didn't you tell me?

I did. Many times.

"Doc, I'm a vampire.

Doc, I drink blood.
Doc, let me bite you."

Yeah, I thought
that was role playing.

Oh, gag reflex getting swole
over here.

You don't remember.

Do you not remember how much
opium we would smoke?

Wouldn't be good opium
if I could.

And it's why I never had -
or never could have -
photos taken.

And why I got my girl Sally
to pose as the outlaw
Big Nose Kate.

You said that was so the law
could not identify you.

Or because vampires
can't be captured on film.

Pretty smart, Big Nose.

Nicknamed after my specialty
in the boudoir.
I was famous for it.

So why did you leave
when I got sick?

I couldn't bear
to see you like that.

And then I got word
you'd died. So...

I reunited with my undead family
in Europe.

Not a day went by
I didn't think of you, though.

The nights
that turned into mornings,

our bodies, the passion...

Ah, okay, I'm officially
gonna need a bucket.

Great chat, you two.

I also was a friend
of Wyatt's, Wynonna.

I could be of some service.

Uh, no new team members,
but thanks.

Enjoy squatting
in my friend's house.
That's cool.

You forgot this
the other night.

Was that really necessary?

It's her friend's house?

She'll warm up to you.

And what about you?
When will you warm up?

She may not need you, Doc,
but I do.

You seem to think I'm an angel.

Tell me about the night
I was born.

Oh...

That was a happy day.

I was on a dig when I heard
screaming coming
from the Gibson greenhouse.

-It was Michelle.
:
He should be here.

He should be here.
He should be here.

Where's Julian?!
He needs to protect her!

If you hurt her,
I'll... I swear--

Please. Please... save the baby.
Save Waverly.

Waverly?

I knew...

when I saw you...

...when I heard your name...

you... were different.

Michelle had lost
a lot of blood.

She passed out.

And so I took you...

-...to him.

Ward?!

Ward Earp.

What the hell do you want?

This is for you.

Get that thing away from me.
It's not mine.

You will take this baby.
You will care for it.

And if I find out
you've hurt this angel...

I will come for you.
And I...

...will kill you.

You're my hero, Bobo.
Or at least you sure make
yourself seem like one.

But you're leaving out
one important detail.

Yeah

You just coincidentally end up
at the greenhouse

the night my dad goes missing.

Missing... for some.

What?

You know where Julian is?
Is he still in the Triangle?

-Oh...

Story time's over, little girl.

And that's information you get
when I find myself topside.

-If there's one thing
I've learned in this life...
-Yeah.

-...it's that I'm done
playing your games.
-Oh.

You're right, Bobo.
Story time's over.

-No.

: Hold up.

What?! You gonna tell me about
the time you had a three-way

with Amelia Earhart
and Laura Ingalls?

-Wynonna!

It's bad luck to refuse a kiss
underneath the mistletoe.

You waiting for one
or you offering?

The offer is always there.

Huh. Well,
maybe you should stick
to kissing your wife.

I have not been with her
in a century.

Oh... so your knife
was at her place

because your dishwasher
was broken?

It is not my jam
to be the other woman.

Dammit, Wynonna,
you're not the other woman!
You're...

...another woman.

What does that mean?

It means she was my wife
and now you're...

...someone I shared something
even greater with.

More than just romance.
I mean, we had a baby.

Isn't it time that we stopped
being scared and started
being honest with one another?

-Honestly, I don't know
what to do with you.
-You could admit you love me.

Let's just get back to work.

I was right there
and I couldn't save him.

I froze. I never freeze.

You have been cooped up
in here all day.

The kid's not the only one
who's missing.
We really need you out there.

Why? There's nothing we can do.
We got no money, we got no clue.

We got help.

People don't just disappear,
even here.

We should have a whole team
combing those woods.

What's the point?
To bring them home?

To Purgatory?

Where bad things just happen?

Nicole, a couple weeks ago,
I saw vampires
bite Lonnie's head off,

and the next night
I binged-watched
an entire season

of Pretty Little Liars
like nothing ever happened.

But this...

Look.

Something changed
in that tree lot.

I c-can't snap out of it.

You have to.
You're the sheriff.

[search party shouting
Tim's name]

: Okay, Tim, come out!
Come back!
: Tim!

Oh, no! No! No.

Ah! Oh!

Watch.

Just as your ancestors watched
my final moments.

Ah! Ah! Oh!

Wait.
So you're saying he's alive?

Well, the vampires cannot kill
kill the first families.
This much we know.

So the boy and, yes, Robin,
could be...

-Ah...
-Yes, but...

we still need to figure out
where Bulshar is keeping them.

-Ah, well,
they don't grow in the forest,

or anywhere naturally
around here.

But they are one
of the many fragrant flowers

that are often planted
near factories
that produce noxious odours.

-Remember that blood
you found in the forest?

-Yeah. Yeah, I do.
-Well, it wasn't from a kid.
It was from pigs.

I saw Carrie, I know what's up.

Isn't there an abattoir
off of Rural Road 3?

Yeah. And a smelting plant
on Highway 12.

-Or the hog farm on Wellburne.
-Alright then, let's saddle up.
Abattoir first.

Why go together?
Time is... crucial, right?

Well, because it's dangerous.

Uh, I don't need protecting.

What's important
is we check each place
and then radio for help

once we confirm
our people are there. Right?

If that's what you want.

Tiny Tim.

Your great-great-great-
grandfather betrayed me.

Did you know that?

The other families
betrayed me, too.

They disgust me.

You disgust me.

Is that why he sold me out
to Wyatt Earp?

Why he gave him the keys
to the sheriff's office
so they could ambush me?

So I could end up in the ground
for a century?!

-I'm next.

-It's my turn.
-Jett...

the milliner.

You and I gonna do this,
or what, cue ball?

Now.

Later.

No! No!

Death...

has come for all of you.

It's okay, dude.
It'll be alright.

It's gonna be alright.

Lemme guess:
super

-Jeremy texted me the address.

Huh.

Oh. come on.
Don't you think you'd know
if I was supernatural by now?

Who said anything
about supernatural?

The killer branch?
The guy we're chasing
whose name is "Bulshar"?

Don't exactly get that
from a Baby Name Book.

Still. Humour me.

Okey-dokey.
You are just a man.

Just a man...

standing in front of a marshal,

asking her to let him help
rescue a bunch of people.

Chains around both doors.
Any chance you brought
a big ol' fire axe?

I did.
And I've got a big hose.

♪ Jingle jingle jingle jingle
jingle all the way ♪

♪ Dashing dashing dashing
Dashing through the snow ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh

♪ O'er the fields we go
laughing all the way ♪

♪ Bells on bobtail ring
making spirits bright ♪

♪ What fun it is
to ride and sing
a sleighing song tonight ♪

♪ Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh what fun
it is to ride... ♪

Merry Christmas,
you filthy animals.

Ho, ho, hold my calls while
I kick some honeycomb ass.

-I'm not sure.

♪ ...All the way...

: Oh, hurry up.

-Right here, right here.
: Free us. Help us.

: Get me out of here.

Good.

-Thanks for your help.
-My pleasure. It's what I do.

Yeah, yeah, I get it.
You save people.

Where were you with a pun
or a one-liner
when I could've used one?

How about, like, uh...

you think I could be a keeper?

Maybe leave the wit
to Wynonna, huh?

Yeah, fair enough.

My dude.

Alright.

Now... where's the big guy?

Bulshar got out.

Huh.

-Oh, my God.
-Let's get you guys cleaned up.

-Yeah.

-Oh. Mom.

Looks like Santa came early
this year.

For once, Mrs. Claus wasn't,
like: "What about me?"

Maybe not the right vibe?

Alright. You're right.
Premature e-joke-lation
on my part.

Hey.

Ah, you shaved the 'stache.

Uh, yeah, I... I thought
you didn't like it.

No, I got... kidnapped
by zombie beekeepers.

Okay, that was my second guess.

I mean, uh,
you wouldn't have ghosted

if you weren't kidnapped,
right?

Totally cool if you would have.
I just want to read the signals.

I just want...
I want to try something.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I'd love to.

Uh... but... my family.

-Oh, no, of course, of course.

Leftover tofurkey burritos
it is.

Alright.

Well... good teamwork
there, buddy.

-Like I'm on the team.
-Well, you're team-adjacent.

And that depends
if you rat me out.

-This.

: Hey.

So you were a good elf today.
Better than good.

I'm just glad everybody's safe.

And I was a bad Santa.

And not the funny kind,

where Santa blasphemes
a whole lot.

I was bad at my job.

-Hey, no.
It happens to all of us.
-Not to me.

And it's not gonna happen again.

Ah. Do I get to be
Santa next year?

No. No, Nicole.

I'm retiring.

Nobody leaves this table
till you pop a button!

Mm. Yum.

So you okay, or...?

You said you were
gonna call if...

Oh, Charlie was there.
It was fine.

So that is that, then?

I can't believe we're all
together for Christmas.

-Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Well, most of us.

Hey, to...

...to fallen comrades.

To the brave.

Ooh! To Sheriff Nicole Haught.

Ah, Nicky Nicky Nine Door!
Come on.

Okay, Nicole, it... it's fine.

Mm. Uh...
to not getting ghosted.

-Hey.
-Hey-oh.

To the reappearance
of Jeremy's upper lip.

You look... you look handsome.

Excuse me.

-I have to go.

This is the part where you go
after him, numbnuts.

I found the gravy boat!

You're not going anywhere
before we have more turkey.

-No, ma'am.
: Mm. Michelle,
this is delicious. Thank you.

Well, thank you, Nicole.

And for thank you making
my Waverly so happy.

Well, I've always known
she was an angel.

Maybe I should've made Bobo
tell me where Dad is.

You know, I could've shot him
in the kneecap--

No.

You shouldn't have.

Because you focused
on what was here,

around this table.

You made this your family.

I look around and I am so...

I'm so damn proud of what...

you two girls created.

I wasn't there...
but you made this your family.

This family ain't perfect.

And that's what's so great
about it.

Hey!

You know, you should just,
uh...

fill up the sink
just to save water.

That way--

-You want to give the dishes
a dirty bath? Uh-uh.

Right. Guess they didn't
screen An Inconvenient Truth
at the mental institution.

-Which is fair.
:
Nicole!

What is important to me today
is saving you some time.
You are officially dismissed.

Go after your man.

My baby daddy is...

married to a vampire.

That's a Harlequin I'd read.

And I still don't think
I deserve him.

Of course you do.

Wynonna, don't settle,
like I did.

We can find Julian if you want.

Yeah, we could put Peacemaker
on Bobo and make him tell us
everything he knows.

But wherever he is,
the fact is he ditched you
the day you gave birth,

so, you know, if we find him...
got words.

You've got us now, Mama.

I'm just gonna go out
for a bit.

Not gonna say where I'm going
or to see who or to do...
do what.

You're a grown woman.
You make up your own mind now.
We all do.

Love you, Mama.

That was fun.

Was it?

No, it was awful.

Thought you'd be
more freaked out.

Well, this town's got
a bit of a reputation.

Besides... we saved them.

There will be more.

But what am I gonna do,
give up?

Lie down and scream
while I wait?

Unless someone makes me.

Your ability to shift
from one inappropriate thought
to the next...

-It's a gift.
-It's really something.

-I mean...

Sure.

Bad breakup?

Massive trust issues, too.

Ah, well, I like a challenge.

No strings.
I can't do that right now.

Does that work?

Let's find out.

You shouldn't have told Waverly
those things.

Oh, hi, Michelle.

I brought you some dinner.

Nothing comes free
from Earp women.

You know where he is?
Julian?

What's in it for me?

Mm... it's too much tryptophan!

Trypto

-Ta-dah!
-Fan... tastic.

Baby, what's going on?

Well...

I, uh, I wanted to say sorry
for earlier.

I was preoccupied
with my own stuff, you know,

that I couldn't properly
celebrate your big news.

-Oh.
-So...

...Sheriff Nicole Haught...

...let me make it up to you.

♪ Oh I love you
love you love you ♪

♪ More each year

♪ They could strip away
the cheer ♪

♪ I'd still be standing here

No! I don't hate it.
Of course I don't.

-Okay, here, put that on.
-Here.

-Good.

♪ Oh you gave me gave me
gave me ♪

♪ The greatest gift

♪ I can strike it off my list

♪ I no longer need to wait

♪ Oh I love you
love you love you ♪

♪ More each year

: What do you mean,
he attacked you?

Not him.

I fought them off.

His beekeepers?

Came to collect fealty,
I gather.

You are gonna be fine.

If he finds out who I am...

I'm here now.

You are, aren't you?

I need you, Doc.

Say that again.

I need you so bad it hurts.

I will do anything in my power
to help you.

Anything?

There's only one thing
that can cure this affliction.

The only thing.

But there's a cost
to being a saviour.

It would make me immortal
again.

Oh, but we can't do that.

You're happy here with...
with these people.

You belong with them,
not with my kind.

Cut the shit, Countessa.

-Stop pretending...

...that this isn't
what you came here for.

You might feel a prick.

Merry Christmas to me.

♪