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-Previously on Wynonna Earp:
: My master is coming!!
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: John Henry Holliday.
: Bulshar.
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You will do my bidding.
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-You're strong, baby girl.
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-Mama.
-Get out!! Go!!
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Michelle Gibson's finally gonna
slay her little demon child.
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There isn't an evil bone
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in Michelle Gibson's body.
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-Ah! The demon's here.
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-Waverly!
-No, sweetheart.
But she came for you.
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: What would we do
without you?
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Oh, I bet you'd all just die.
All just die.
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We need more rope.
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No!
We do not have time for this!
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-She's secure, Wynonna.
-Okay,
one of you is gonna listen.
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Either one.
I don't give a shit which!!
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Did she steal your gun
and go full prison break on you?
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Go inside
if you're not gonna help.
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No, Waverly, don't go.
Don't be alone!
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She has friends in
the house, Mama,
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who didn't try to murder her
multiple times.
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-No! Please, don't go.
-Go!!
-No! Don't go!
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-Go!
-Don't go!! No!
-Shut up!
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Waverly!!
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Okay, you know what?
You are gonna listen to me
for two goddamn minutes.
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You owe me that,
no matter what you think I am.
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-You get one.
-Alright. Okay. Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. Okay.
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A demon
has been stalking your sister
ever since she was a baby.
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By the time she was six,
I knew that it wanted to torture
and kill her.
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And I knew that it would win.
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It's thoughtful of it
to let you know.
Forty seconds on the clock.
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-I was trying to exorcise it
when the barn caught fire.
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And instead,
it became bound to me. Okay?
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It has been torturing me
ever since for what I've done.
It broke me.
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That is what you see.
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Our family business
is killing demons.
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Why wouldn't you have told us
any of that?
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Okay.
Because you two were children.
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You let Waverly come
and visit me.
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She touched me
and she broke the bind.
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The demon escaped.
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-What, and you thought
you'd join the party?
-Oh!
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Selfish! Oh!
I could've gone anywhere,
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but I chose
to come and save Waverly.
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I know I saw the demon,
but where the hell is it?
Where the hell did it go?!!
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I know Mama's... a problem.
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Baby, soggy crust is a problem.
Your mama is a catastrophe.
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-Mm-hmm.
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For me?
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Mm.
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I'd do anything for you.
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All you have to do
is tell me everything.
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Of course. Just like always.
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You're family, Jolene.
Come here.
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Ooh!
Too tight.
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Everything will turn out
as it should.
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Trust me.
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♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't no
way to live ♪
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♪ I told that devil
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♪ To take you back
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♪ I told that devil
to take you back ♪
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I just encountered
the most bossy woman
itching for a drink...
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You think I'm a monster
for tying up my own mother.
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Well, I think the lineage
was immediately clear.
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The warden and his guards
are gonna be here any minute,
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and I don't know
whether to turn Mama in,
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or soak the barn in kerosene.
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She keeps saying there's a demon
who wants to kill Waverly
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and it's already here...
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Well, she did spend 20 years
in a mental institution
for being... mental.
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Excellent point. Thank you.
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I beg your pardon?
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Oh, I...
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baked your fave: snickerdoodle.
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-Mm.
-Snickerdoodle.
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Jolene has always made
the most superior grub.
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I'm also an ace lookout.
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Oh, you don't have to be
on demon duty, Jojo.
I should do it.
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Oh, honey, if I let that thing
hurt any of you...
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No. Let me get my boots.
I'm on it.
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Maybe Michelle isn't lying.
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No, I don't think she's lying,
I think she's nuts.
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Officer Haught and I listened
to the therapy-session tapes
from prison last night.
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I heard three voices.
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Mom, therapist...
other patient?
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An obscene creature,
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howling so violently
that it drowned out all else.
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The demon. Thedemon.
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The doctor couldn't hear it.
Only your mother.
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And then I.
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Why could you hear it?
Did you get extra-dimensional
hearing aids?
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When Dolls shot me,
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when you were not there...
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...Wynonna, I went to hell.
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-Oh, my God.
-The point is,
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your sister is in real danger.
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Look, I want to believe you.
I do. But...
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I didn't see a demon here
last night.
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All I remember
was you waving a gun at me.
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You were
about three months old.
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And you were wailing
your baby lungs out,
in the middle of the night,
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and I came in and s...
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something...
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...was floating over your crib,
and I went at it
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with the fireplace poker,
and it left.
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Sometimes dreams
can be like that, right?
Disorienting, when you wake up--
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Okay, explain why a dream
started appearing
in every picture.
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Every photo that I took of you,
there was this face.
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This horror.
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And it was behind you
and it was blurry,
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but it was coming
and it was getting closer,
closer every time.
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-No, because I got scared.
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And I ripped them all up,
because I thought
that was gonna fix it.
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Jesus Christ.
Go get Wynonna out here!
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We're wasting time
we don't have!
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At kindergarten...
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At kindergarten,
I... I wouldn't sit
next to the story-time mirror,
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because... because I kept
seeing something behind me.
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Uh... God.
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Teeth.
That's what I remember.
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Rows and rows and rows
of angry teeth.
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You saw it.
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Oh, you saw it.
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-Hey.
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Oh.
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It's cool.
I always hated this mug.
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This thing hates you.
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It hates you more than I thought
anything could hate anyone.
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And I am so tired.
I'm so tired from fighting it.
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If something's coming...
you have me now.
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Wynonna. And Jolene.
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Who the hell's Jolene?
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Christ on a cracker.
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Pie? It's fresh out of my oven.
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-Sure.
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I'm chasin' down
an escaped felon.
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Oh, I know
all about your chasing.
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I know how many drugs you gave
the to the girls on your wing
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so you didn't have to
chase them too fast.
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I know which ones
you were chasing right into
your own private office.
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-I'm not sure I understand.
-Thing is,
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it's fine with me.
Sometimes it even made me laugh.
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You know, the stupid smallness
of it all, of you.
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-Yes. Finally.
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And sweet little Waverly's
as good as mine.
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It's my party and I'm not gonna
let you poop on it.
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-You should've tried the pie.
It might've dulled the pain.
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Oh, well.
You're gonna be so useful.
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This'll be warmer.
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John Henry Holliday, ma'am.
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I'm, uh...
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You're an undead relic
from the Old West.
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Sure. Why not?
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He's Wynonna's... uh...
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"Uh..." mean boyfriend?
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-Oh, boy.
-I don't like to presume.
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Like, a century-plus.
Oh, but Waverly's shtupping
a cop.
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Her name's Nicole.
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Whoa. I'd love to talk...
about her later. If we live.
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You're gonna love her.
Almost as much as we love you,
Mama Earp.
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Hey,
what's all over your apron?
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Oh, it's chocolate.
Bit of a cream-puff disaster.
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-Don't you... remember me,
Michelle?
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-You... you smell familiar.
-Mm.
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Mama!
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This is Jolene.
My friend since... forever?
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Oh, Mama hasn't been here
since forever.
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No, she abandoned, uh...
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No, wait. I... I didn't.
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She left....
three young girls alone
with their alcoholic father.
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-Oh, no, no,
that was because of the demon.
-Mm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Jolene, we don't have time
to talk about this right now.
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It's coming. It's strong.
And all it wants is Waverly.
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Oh, well, the road
is pretty clear.
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I think the danger has passed.
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The Gibson greenhouse,
the family farm -
it's where Waverly was born.
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I'm gonna summon it.
I'll bind it to me. Again.
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I'll see you
out at the Gibson place.
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Oh, I have
so much baking to do,
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I'm not going,
and you shouldn't go either.
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Well... if the Earps
need my pistol, I'll be there.
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This family reunion is...
really charged.
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I'll keep my counsel.
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Wynonna can't waste her energy
feeling badly for you
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because of the thing
about you going
to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.
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She told you about that?
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Yeah, well,
I do not require anyone's pity,
least of all Wynonna Earp's.
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She's too nice
to say any of this,
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but Nona's got a whack-jack mama
and a bad-ass demon
on her plate.
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I mean, does she really need
a mortal bartender
with half a lung
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and a probable mood disorder
dragging her down?
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Well,
that is somewhat reductive.
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I just wonder
how useful you are, you know.
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I mean, what have you brought
to the table lately?
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I don't mean any offence
by this.
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But have I ever lied to you?
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-No, I don't recall
that you have.
-No.
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Men are so much easier.
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I just wish I was there
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to keep that darn Waverly
from doing something stupid.
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Well...
we can't perform miracles,
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but I... do my best.
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: Yeah, you could have
a really sweet grow-op in here.
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Okay, good...
There's a door here and...
those doors there.
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And there's a skylight,
this one.
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It could be an entry point.
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-Sorry. Ain't that
what we've been doin'?
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About my real dad.
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His... his name was Julian.
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Who was he?
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He was someone better.
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I ran here
every time I could escape.
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And somehow he knew
how to follow.
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Where is he?
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Where did he go?
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Later.
None of it's gonna matter
if we can't save his daughter.
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Licence and registration?
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And a permit
for your cherry light?
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Nikki! I was trying
to get these to you
while they were still warm.
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-No poppy seeds.
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I know you hate them.
Days of flossing, am I right?
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You...
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you know all of
my weaknesses, Jolene.
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After you, I'm gonna drop off
some fortifying treats
to the Earp ladies.
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-Oh, no, no.
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They're off on some
typically nutty mission -
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Wavy, Nona,
and their fugitive mamacita.
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Oh, am I just dropping
all of this on you?
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I thought Waves
would've at least texted.
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It's, uh, not something
they always think of.
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Including you in their plans?
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Speaking of plans,
I do have to get going.
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I need your girlfriend
to finish all of this.
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I would do it myself,
but, of course,
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I can't physically
harm her and...
239
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,281
What?
240
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,893
Oh, don't worry, doesn't mean
we can't have some fun first.
241
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,939
-That's it, eat up.
-Mm.
242
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,549
Oh! There's a
little crumb there.
243
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,075
-Ah...
244
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,164
-Mm-hmm.
-You're free to go.
245
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,994
You tell Waverly and those
Earp bitches I said "hey".
246
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,386
Wait, did I just say...?
247
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,869
: Oh, that's right.
"Bitches" is dead-on.
248
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,306
-You just missed one.
249
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,189
If you stand here,
you can cover me.
250
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,848
On top of everything else,
we need to be
an adult daycare centre?!
251
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:12,112
: I'm outside!
We've gotta get
the sonofabitch here!
252
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,854
Ah!!
253
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,640
Ah!! Wah-ah!!
254
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,731
-First in barrel racing,
but the second act was roping.
255
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,602
-Argh!
-Back off, demon.
256
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:28,215
-I thought you cut off his head.
-It grew back,
ugly revenant stylez.
257
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:31,305
-But this time,
I brought the deal-breaker.
258
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,697
Make your peace.
259
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,831
-Through mime, if necessary.
260
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:43,186
Oh, my God. We did it.
We did... we did it.
261
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,667
We did it! Oh!
262
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,454
He'll never hurt
us again, Mama.
263
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,241
Oh. Oh, my God.
264
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,156
He's gone.
265
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:02,118
Christ, I almost didn't think
I was gonna get here
without me being dead.
266
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,685
: Waverly...
267
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,471
Waverly...
268
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,916
Jolene.
269
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,136
What are you doing here?
270
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,530
Your mother set a trap for me.
271
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,890
You can't make this easy,
can you?
272
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:39,155
You selfish, greedy tumour.
273
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,462
You have taken everything
from me.
274
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,726
:
But you are gonna pay it back!
275
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:48,730
You'll have to do it yourself,
but we can make that happen.
276
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,388
Oh!
277
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,654
Wynonna!
278
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,874
-Mama!
279
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,615
Oh, Jolene!
280
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,182
Oh, God. Are you okay?!
281
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:09,185
-I... I just came
to bring a picnic.
-Oh!
282
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,535
She grabbed me.
283
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,624
Don't be mad at her.
She's confused,
284
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,757
and we're all
under so much stress.
285
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,759
Waverly, what the hell
is wrong with you?
286
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:21,371
I...
287
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,985
-To whisky!
-Whoo!
288
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,510
Mm! Ah...
289
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,685
God, I've missed her.
290
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,383
Oh! Oh, and to Jolene!
291
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,517
-Oh, that sexy bitch.
-Madam.
292
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,171
You gonna charge
for those cookies?
293
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,042
It's a tasty way
to make friends.
294
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,783
Yeah, so's showing
your cleavage,
295
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,959
and you don't have to do
the dishes after.
296
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,830
-Hey-oh!
-Hey. Ho-ho.
297
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,052
-Hi.
-Oh.
298
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,402
"Hi." Don't be like that.
299
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,404
What?
I'm not being like anything.
300
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,625
Well, then take a shot and
don't forget the cardinal rule.
301
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,409
Don't drink wine after whiskey?
302
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,803
Nope.
The cardinal cardinal rule.
303
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,849
Don't attack members
of your own team, dorkus.
304
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:06,721
Duh.
305
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,811
[Wynonna and Michelle whooping
and laughing]
306
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:13,206
You sure they want me to come?
They still seem so mad.
307
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:16,078
Oh, they'll be fine,
sugar-cube.
308
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,123
Will you?
309
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,213
Look, I am so sorry, Jolene.
310
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,651
I mean, I... I saw something...
I don't know--
311
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:26,741
Look, we all know that
you're a little trigger-happy.
312
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,438
Nicole calls it impulsive.
313
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,223
-Mm-hmm.
314
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,051
She's meeting us at Shorty's.
315
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,445
You called her?!
316
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,970
-She's my best friend, Waverly.
317
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,320
Cupcake for the road?
318
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,496
Thanks.
319
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,073
Oh, Gypsy Rose Lestat seems to
have made herself right at home.
320
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,900
Maybe I should get
my fortune told,
321
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,251
'cause my future
feels wide open!
322
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,472
No! Look,
all our cash is earmarked
for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund.
323
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:05,258
-Three more, barkeep.
Comin' right up.
-Yes, please.
324
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,609
♪ It's been so long
and you're so fine... ♪
325
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,350
-Nice.
326
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,961
There's something
I don't understand.
327
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,442
How can a revenant
be inside my head all this time,
328
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,271
but physically in the prison?
It doesn't add up.
329
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:21,143
Would you like a Nanaimo bar?
330
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,884
Need max room for max beer.
331
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,712
-Mm.
-Or whisky.
332
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,759
Some revenants
have different powers.
333
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,848
Though that's a new one.
A big one.
334
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,590
Yeah, it doesn't feel right.
At all.
335
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,636
-No.
-You know what else
doesn't feel right?
336
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:39,640
Just Kate thinking
she can set up shop in our bar
just because she's Doc's wife.
337
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,815
-Oh, yeah.
338
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,773
She's his old lady
from the Old West.
339
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,298
Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff.
340
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,258
Whoa.
341
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,961
-I'll go talk to her.
-Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her.
342
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,007
♪ ...sweet heart of mine ♪
343
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,717
-You are still coherent.
344
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,589
An act of will, Doc.
345
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,637
Xavier Dolls... is dead.
346
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,943
Interesting.
347
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,600
Were you friends at the end?
348
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,384
I'd like to think so.
349
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,953
That ain't why you came here,
to ply me with...
350
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,784
...banana liqueur?
351
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,179
Well, feel free
to send it back up
if you are declining.
352
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,965
I'll just plug my nose
and pretend I'm in Tahiti.
353
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,533
Oh, hello.
354
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,187
What do you want from me, Doc?
355
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,971
Tears
356
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,408
I'm looking for an angle...
357
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,628
...I can use on Bulshar.
358
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,239
You know better
than to make deals with devils.
359
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,720
A lesson we have both
been slow to learn.
360
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,984
I... want to negotiate!
361
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,248
I... want a visitor.
362
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,554
Waverly Earp.
363
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,819
I will do my level best.
364
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,777
Bulshar wants his ring.
365
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:18,260
It was on his hand when it got
cut off by his spider wife,
the widow.
366
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,479
What does it do?
367
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,438
It makes his finger
look really pretty.
368
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:26,007
Well, I have not seen it
since we ended her.
369
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,444
Your little team of heroes.
370
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,054
One of them must've jacked it.
371
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,014
And they haven't told you
they have it yet.
372
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,886
Enjoy the belly-wash.
373
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:39,238
Sorry you'll have to stand
in your own piss afterwards.
374
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,808
Send me Waverly!
You owe me, Doc!
375
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,767
Send me Waverly!
376
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,159
: Obviously,
I assumed
377
00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,467
she was mega-dead by now,
nothing but a body.
378
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,729
: But what a body.
379
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:55,689
That's Big Nose Kate?!
Her nose is perfect.
380
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,865
Well, in better news,
she has to go around
381
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,910
with that nickname now
for the rest of eternity.
382
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:04,654
You are Wynonna Earp.
Now get your butt out here
and I will do repairs.
383
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,787
: What repairs?
384
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,355
-I don't need repairs.
-Oh, honey.
385
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,795
-Oh, good call.
-Mm-hmm.
386
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,846
Hey. Are you okay?
387
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,806
See, Waverly gets it.
She's the one that told me
that Kate was his wife.
388
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,461
You knew?!
389
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,855
Well...
it was Doc's right to tell...
390
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,467
-I didn't think I should.
Yeah.
391
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,907
Look, Wynonna,
Kate came for him,
not vice versa.
392
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:44,477
Now, you shove those legendary
Earp ta-tas up and you go
and you tantalize that man.
393
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,392
I don't think
that's a good idea.
394
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,743
So you can't not be
on Wynonna's side
and then tell her how to behave.
395
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,485
Well...
since when do we have sides?
396
00:21:52,528 --> 00:21:55,879
I dunno, but you sure as hell
don't seem to be on mine,
half-sister.
397
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,499
Why did I just say that?
That was awful.
398
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:07,848
Oh, I don't think so, hon.
399
00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,980
I think that's exactly
what she needed to hear.
400
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,867
I should have some staff
here somewhere.
401
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:27,650
Mm.
402
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,177
Y'know, I thought I liked you,
Johnny Hank.
403
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,440
Classic cowboy...
404
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,705
...bar full of bottles -
that turns my crank.
405
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:39,532
Here.
406
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:43,144
But...
407
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,887
Oh, what is this?
408
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:50,891
I call it...
the Don't Have A Stealth Wife
409
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,633
While You're Doin' My Daughter,
You Enormous Prick!
410
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,168
Oh, it is a pitiful
evening indeed.
411
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,388
I cannot even catch the eye
of Jolene,
412
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,564
the prettiest girl in Purgatory.
413
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,613
I don't like you at all.
414
00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:18,962
I didn't even mean that.
415
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,273
♪ I get my kicks
416
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,015
♪ From a bottle of booze...
417
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,017
-Nicky.
-Hey.
-You made it.
418
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,149
-Oh, yes, please.
419
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:38,460
No, I-I won't go see him.
We can't open that door.
Can we?
420
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:41,681
-Well, he did say
it was to your own advantage.
421
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:46,337
I know you two aren't
talking about Bobo Del Rey
without me, right?
422
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:50,559
-Oh, I'm just... trying to find
a way to, uh, contribute.
-Doc.
423
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,735
'Cause I feel like
you've been contributing
all over the place!
424
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:56,783
-Wynonna--
-It seems you are incapable
of keeping a confidence.
425
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,393
-You're married!
-Guys--
426
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,482
-Shut up, Waverly!
-Shut up!!
427
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:04,268
Pardon the interruption,
but I heard someone wished
to cross my palm?
428
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,533
Ha-ha. Is that
what they're calling it
these days?
429
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,970
Didn't think your palm
was necessarily involved.
430
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,538
-Maybe this isn't the best time.
-Hey, Waverly...
431
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:14,975
maybe mow your own lawn.
432
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,195
Oh, oh.
433
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:23,462
Well, it's all in the smile
and wave.
434
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,681
Oh, it's quite a smile.
435
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,466
Here, let me grab that for you.
436
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:32,079
Uh, I just, uh, got here.
437
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,647
-We're having a brilliant time.
-Ah!!
438
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,910
Whoa! Okay, Waverly.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
439
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,129
-Hey!
-No, just give me a second!
440
00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,828
Okay.
She's just pouring me a beer!
441
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,787
Okay, whoa, guys.
Just take it easy, alright?
442
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:47,877
-Let's not move, copper.
-Get off of her!
443
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,142
: Yeah! Alright!
444
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:55,319
-Nice, Mama.
-Wah! Oh!
445
00:24:55,363 --> 00:24:57,670
This one goes out to chaos.
446
00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:02,631
-Hey! Wait a minute!
447
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:05,765
♪ Cheater cheater
where'd you meet her ♪
448
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:07,897
-♪ Down at Ernie's bar
-Whoo!!
449
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,117
-Mama, get down!
-Hey, get off!
450
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,032
-Come on down.
-Hey!
451
00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:15,209
Whoo!
First call for free alcohol!
452
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:17,690
-Oh, yeah!
453
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,693
-Whoa!!
-♪ Dance with her real slow
454
00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,347
-Mama!
-♪ Tell me cheater cheater
455
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,393
You're back for one day
and then you got...
456
00:25:25,436 --> 00:25:27,569
♪ Where'd you meet
that no-good white-trash ho ♪
457
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:30,572
-You're cut off!
-You're my kid!
You don't turn off my taps!
458
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:33,532
-Don't tell her what to do!
-Hey! I can
fight my own battles!
459
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,752
Yeah? When are you...
gonna start, huh?
460
00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,058
-Ah!
461
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,626
♪ ...Get the hell out
of my house ♪
462
00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:43,063
Goddammit, Wynonna,
can't you be sober for once?!
463
00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:47,284
Yeah? Can you be
a not!
464
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:50,070
♪ Cheater cheater
where'd you meet her ♪
465
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,855
I pursued that man
over continents and centuries
and I do not give up!
466
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:54,683
Blah, bitch.
Have you met me?
467
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,337
Excuse me.
468
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,601
-♪ ...No-good white-trash ho ♪
-Whoa!
469
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,259
: Okay, move.
In you go.
470
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,174
-Not again.
-Thank you.
471
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,613
Just try not to hit each other,
okay? Or do.
472
00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,136
You punched everybody else
in this town.
473
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,617
I got the mutton-chop dude
and I got the...
474
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,967
...I got that vampire whore...
475
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:21,580
And I got the ginger cop.
I'm sorry. And Doc--
476
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,886
-And Doc.
-Jinx! You owe me a beer!
477
00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:29,457
You know, Jolene sent
you guys some baking,
478
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,721
but I'm just gonna give it
to the staff for having to deal
with the two of you!
479
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,331
Boo...!
480
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,769
: It was lovely
to meet you, Officer.
481
00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:40,033
-Meh.
482
00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:42,644
-If they give you any trouble--
-They're Earps.
483
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,516
-Mm.
484
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,430
: Ahem.
485
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:52,872
Hi.
486
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,440
-Okay.
-Oh, I-I...
487
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,139
...just came to bail them out.
488
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:02,446
Well, no bail for drunks.
They stay until they're not.
489
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,623
Oh, well,
then see you next week.
490
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:10,411
Even though Wynonna
did assault an officer,
I'm not gonna press charges.
491
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:13,457
But Michelle? We've gotta
turn her in to the feds.
492
00:27:13,501 --> 00:27:16,635
Nicole! No.
-Harbouring a fugitive
at your home,
493
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:19,115
one who tried
to kill you as a child?!
What were you thinking?!
494
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,813
-She's my mother!
-And I'm a cop!
495
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,597
You didn't think
to talk to me about it first?!
496
00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:29,604
Uh, I was... I was going to.
497
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,303
Hmm. But you didn't.
I had to hear it from Jolene.
498
00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:34,609
Were you not even thinking
about me at all?
499
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,742
Am I always the last person
you consider?!
500
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,134
No. I...
501
00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:41,660
I'm so sorry. I...
502
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,971
-Yeah, or don't.
503
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:54,977
Like a queen
surveying her kingdom.
504
00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:01,070
-No, I don't believe you are.
505
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,507
I'm bored. Want a freebie?
506
00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:06,075
Oh, no, thanks.
I'm not interested.
507
00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:11,951
Five of Wands.
This is a warning.
508
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,692
You have an outstanding bill.
509
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:16,651
I'm all paid up.
Just ask your hubby.
510
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,740
You owe fealty.
And if you were my friend,
511
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:23,484
I'd tell you to pay that debt,
for he knows what you've done.
He is coming.
512
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,181
You know,
the thing with vampires is,
513
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:27,444
you all think
you're the life of the party,
514
00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:31,274
but actually you're all a bunch
of high-maintenance, whiny-ass,
515
00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:34,538
dirt-stinking blood-sucking
buzz-kills.
516
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,976
Oh, and your lipstick's
always kind of janky
517
00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:39,326
'cause of your weird
oral fixation.
518
00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:46,507
Jolene.
519
00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:51,730
Waverly? Waverly.
520
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,776
Hey.
521
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:56,647
Karaoke night!
522
00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:58,562
Is your bar totally busted?
523
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,216
Oh, no thanks to you.
524
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:05,744
You know anything about a ring?
A ring that may
have been Bulshar's?
525
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,050
Uh, Nicole does.
526
00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,532
Alright, I will bite.
527
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,492
Why, pray tell, are you crying?
528
00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:16,580
Again.
529
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,933
Because everything? I...
530
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:24,719
I think Nicole just dumped me
and I don't -
I don't even blame her.
531
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,547
I... I yelled at Wynonna.
532
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,942
Mama's going back to jail
and I feel
like it's all my fault.
533
00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:34,033
She said the demon came
when I was born.
534
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:35,425
When you were born.
535
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:37,384
Wait.
536
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:42,432
Are you saying...
The demon.
537
00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:44,870
Is it me?
538
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,838
You know, it would make sense.
539
00:29:56,882 --> 00:30:00,624
You're not the same
as the rest of 'em.
Bobo said you were his kin.
540
00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:04,628
Plus - oof -
you got a real vicious streak.
541
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:06,979
Just ask Jolene.
542
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,331
Hello, beautiful.
543
00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,594
I'm just waiting for Waverly.
544
00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:17,511
We got into this huge fight.
I don't even know why I said
half the things that I said.
545
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,425
I see you.
546
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,820
You spend your life
rescuing others.
547
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:25,084
What about you?
548
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,259
Oh, what are you doing?
549
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:28,565
Whatever I want.
550
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:34,484
Are you... even gay?
551
00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:36,051
I'm whatever you want me to be.
552
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,880
And everything that she's not.
553
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,230
I love Waverly.
554
00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:43,580
-No, you don't.
-Yes, I do. I love her.
555
00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:47,584
And you, I don't even...
I don't even think I like you.
556
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:51,153
-Cagnia mortuus!
557
00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:57,029
Impossible. I threw this away
into the woods.
558
00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,466
-Ah!! Oh!
559
00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:02,512
What is that?
560
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,427
It's Bulshar's ring.
561
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,733
He is risen.
562
00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:18,920
-Oh, my, God, I wish I wasn't.
563
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:19,965
I'm sorry...
564
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,882
about the mean stuff
I said before.
565
00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,929
For thinking
you were an asshole...
566
00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:31,715
the whole time you were...
sacrificing everything for us.
567
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:35,067
Well, I'll tell you what I did.
I was a mom.
568
00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:36,720
And you'd have done
the same thing.
569
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,113
:
I did.
570
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,723
My little girl.
571
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:43,031
Alice Michelle.
572
00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:45,294
Alice Michelle?
573
00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:49,081
I sent her away
until this curse is gone.
574
00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,778
Sounds like you made
the right choice.
575
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:54,913
Feels like... shitty shit.
576
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,871
Hey, she's lucky.
577
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,961
Can you imagine...
...you and me...
578
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,920
...toasted on schnapps
579
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:04,226
at the back
of the school nativity play,
580
00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:05,967
going: "Whoo-hoo!!
581
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:09,928
Hey, you're one hot
Virgin Mary, Earp!"
582
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:14,236
I just...
583
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,761
...still can't figure out...
584
00:32:19,154 --> 00:32:21,417
...why a demon died
like a revenant.
585
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:22,592
Hmm.
586
00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:27,989
My head feels different.
It feels wrong.
587
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:33,212
Oh, how does Jolene know
that I love Nanaimo bars?
588
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:35,518
Maybe it's just the whisky
passing through?
589
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:41,960
No, I feel it. I think
the demon's still out there.
590
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,921
So's my baby sister.
591
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,548
Ah, if it isn't the demon...
Waverly.
592
00:33:08,682 --> 00:33:10,814
-Randy!!!
-Hey, 911!!
593
00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:13,730
-Get your khaki sack in here!!!
-911!!
594
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:17,256
I saw your name on the board,
Michelle Gibson,
and I did not believe it.
595
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:21,303
You didn't recognize
these dulcet tones? Hi, Randy.
Now let me the hell out.
596
00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:24,263
You know, on top of you two
being in here
for public intoxication,
597
00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:26,613
there's a state warrant
out for your arrest.
598
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:30,399
Yes, there's also
a bastard demon out there trying
to kill Waverly right now!
599
00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,445
Michelle, let's not go back
to the crazy talk
600
00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34,229
like that night
you burned down the barn.
601
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:36,710
-Nedley!
She's telling the truth.
-So let me out. Now.
602
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:39,626
-There's only Jolene
to look after her.
603
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:43,543
-Jolene. You know.
We grew up with her.
Which family?
604
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:46,633
-I dunno.
605
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:49,592
Which concession?
You got a phone number?
Everybody's got a phone number.
606
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:50,767
Demons don't.
607
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:55,120
Also, do you know
who brought in the baking?
I could use some breakfast.
608
00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,252
: Put down that tart,
Randy!!
609
00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:01,082
You're not good.
610
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,824
If you were good...
611
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:08,481
...you wouldn't have lost...
everything.
612
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,750
Are you going to do
something right...
613
00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:18,447
...for once?!
614
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:22,973
My mom would never say this,
but she did all this to...
615
00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:28,196
...to protect me from...
from the dark thing.
616
00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:34,637
You... are the dark thing.
617
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:39,773
The real baby was special,
618
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,557
but you're not her.
619
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:44,821
You're a changeling,
620
00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:47,955
the evil that she left behind
621
00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:50,566
that night in the burning barn.
622
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,266
My father was a demon.
623
00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:56,137
You know he is.
624
00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:01,360
You can't cheerlead your way
out of this one.
625
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,586
It's too much.
626
00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:13,807
Then do it!
627
00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,593
End it!
628
00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:20,683
It's the only thing
that will make it better!
629
00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:29,692
Do it.
630
00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:32,652
:
Waverly!!
631
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,610
Officer Haught!
Are you in here?!
632
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:36,264
Waverly!
633
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:40,486
Waverly!
634
00:35:40,529 --> 00:35:42,966
-Jolene's the demon.
635
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:45,839
I was born at the exact
same time as you.
636
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,189
Twins?
637
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,757
In a sick sense.
638
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,846
The universe craves balance.
639
00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:57,372
And you came and arrived
out of the light,
640
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,331
and I...
641
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:01,681
I crawled out of the muck.
642
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:05,075
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
643
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:08,078
Everything good
was given to you.
644
00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:13,649
Freedom, flaxen hair, family.
645
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,305
And what did I get?
646
00:36:17,349 --> 00:36:19,220
I got shunned,
647
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,528
starved... reviled!
648
00:36:22,571 --> 00:36:23,659
Oh...
649
00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:25,313
But we're equals now.
650
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:29,665
Because nobody loves you either.
651
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:35,802
Why don't you do it?
652
00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:40,198
Haven't you been listening?!
We're linked, you idiot!!!
653
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:46,029
Do it,
you useless piece of skin.
654
00:36:48,423 --> 00:36:49,468
Wynonna!
655
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,253
Wynonna loves me.
656
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:56,126
-No.
-Yes. Yes. Always.
657
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:58,477
And... and despite
what happened tonight,
658
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,044
I know...
I know that Nicole does too.
659
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:04,134
And... and... and Doc and...
660
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:05,701
Jeremy and...
661
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,355
oh, Mama.
662
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:09,836
-You're lying to yourself.
-No.
663
00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:12,273
You don't bring them
a single thing!
664
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,753
I'm here.
665
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:16,277
I'm here and I stay...
666
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:20,150
And I love them back and...
667
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,024
And I... I never, never,
668
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:26,722
never give up on them.
669
00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:29,856
-Ah!
670
00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:35,644
It's my birthright.
671
00:37:35,688 --> 00:37:38,212
Ah! Ah!
672
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,474
Well, this is mine!
673
00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,349
I can still fix this.
674
00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:47,569
This is for Nicole.
675
00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:51,617
And this is for making me feel
worthless! Ah!
676
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:55,882
-You can't kill me
without killing yourself!
-But she can.
677
00:37:58,363 --> 00:37:59,538
Oh!
678
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:03,759
I'm your friend.
679
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:06,762
You love me.
680
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,983
-I love her more.
-Oh.
681
00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:19,340
Goddamn Earps.
682
00:38:24,171 --> 00:38:26,347
Hey. Hey, hey.
683
00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:29,437
Don't let the bitch get away.
684
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,880
You slag!
685
00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:39,708
What are you doing?
686
00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:43,582
Something I dreamed about
every time you kept me awake
in my cell,
687
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:46,149
whispering what you were gonna
do to my daughter!
688
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,372
What is that?
689
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,027
-It's him.
-No.
690
00:38:55,289 --> 00:39:00,207
That was fealty.
I swear... the girl was for you.
691
00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:04,907
Ah! Ah! Ah!
692
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,562
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
693
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,042
Ah...!
694
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:16,049
Bulshar!
695
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:17,267
Oh!
696
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,148
Come on, girls.
697
00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:29,932
Oh, let's go home.
698
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:34,633
Even though you were
in the thrall of a powerful,
super-evil demon,
699
00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:37,026
and her unearthly baked goods,
you said...
700
00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:39,028
I said...
701
00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:43,990
that you are the only
luscious, funny--
702
00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,165
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
703
00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:48,560
Hot-as-hell baby that I need.
704
00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:50,518
Then she got super pissed
and threw me into
the dresser,
705
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:53,434
and... that's when
the ring fell.
706
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,436
-Yeah.
707
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,484
And then she got
even more pissed
and tossed me into the closet.
708
00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:00,702
Ironically.
709
00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:03,923
-Ugh.
-Hey, hey, she's gone now.
710
00:40:03,966 --> 00:40:05,577
That's what's important, right?
711
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:10,146
Right. But the ring
coming back to you,
that's...
712
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:12,801
-Yeah, kind of a creepy
boomerang vibe.
-Yeah...
713
00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:15,978
But it kept you safe from her.
714
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:22,376
I'm sorry. Sometimes things
are... are so completely nuts,
715
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,551
and you, you...
716
00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:28,077
well, you seem okay
and sane and safe.
717
00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:30,602
So I forget to give you
the completely-nuts update.
718
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:34,040
Yeah, you know what?
How about you just, uh,
update me later, 'kay?
719
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:44,267
Bulshar!
720
00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:46,487
I wish to speak to you.
721
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,620
I am done with pity.
722
00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:52,058
I am not play acting the hero.
723
00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,756
I have come
with something you desire.
724
00:40:57,672 --> 00:41:01,459
Something
I will never relinquish.
725
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:04,723
And I will never stop fighting
for them.
726
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:07,639
Whatever it takes, I will do.
727
00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:11,294
Even this.
728
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:17,387
I am Doc Holliday.
729
00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:19,651
I do not fear the void.
730
00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:22,392
I spit into the void!
731
00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:25,221
So it seems, Bulshar,
732
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:26,875
we do have an accord.
733
00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:29,965
I may be going to hell...
734
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,795
...but I will drag you with me.
735
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,728
Ding
736
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:02,520
Something tells me I'm not
getting any more banana
liqueur, am I?
737
00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:05,131
Of course, any visit
from a sweet Earp is--
738
00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:07,829
I came to tell you
she ain't coming
and she never will.
739
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:11,093
-Oh...
-I'm working real hard
on keeping my family safe.
740
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:13,661
And you know what?
Part of keeping them safe...
741
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,533
means keeping them
the hell away from you.
742
00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:17,578
Wynonna!
743
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,885
I bear news of great joy.
744
00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:23,584
Your sister is blessed.
745
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,760
Her real father,
746
00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:28,937
a fella named... Julian.
747
00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:31,897
-He was an angel.
748
00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:36,423
An honest-to-God,
heavens-above angel.
749
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:42,560
♪
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