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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,197 - Smoke this real quick. 2 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,394 Here, you want to hit this? 3 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,917 - There's nothing left. 4 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,571 - There's still a little. 5 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,138 Here. 6 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,879 You didn't bring any more? 7 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,489 - You said you were bringing it. 8 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:37,193 - I didn't bring any. You were supposed to. 9 00:00:37,217 --> 00:00:39,325 Dude, who goes to a haunted house without weed, man? 10 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:41,582 Hold on, let me just hit this real quick. 11 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,758 - Get in there and get outta there. 12 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:45,958 - Alright, give me your flashlight, man. 13 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,155 Dude, this place is super creepy. 14 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,114 - More like super dumb. 15 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,377 - Dude, watch your step, man. 16 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,943 Look, look. 17 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,728 Disgusting toilet. 18 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,556 Oh, spiders. 19 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,166 Look at it. 20 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,689 - This place sucks, dude. 21 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,387 - Oh man. 22 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,910 - This is embarrassing. 23 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,651 - This is an old house, though. 24 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,131 Look, look. 25 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,741 "No exit." 26 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,786 - Way to be original. 27 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,223 - What does that mean? 28 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,639 - Some hack shit. 29 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,468 - Look at all this stuff. 30 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,186 It's super old. 31 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,890 - This place is not even scary. 32 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,755 Fuck it. 33 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,520 - Yo, check out this room back here, man. 34 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,673 Oh, check it. 35 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,718 Look, get the "666." 36 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,938 - Mmm numbers, great. 37 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,877 There's a pentagram on the ground, too. 38 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,640 "Death to all." 39 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:50,999 ♪ I don't take no drugs... ♪ 40 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,180 ♪ I don't need no drugs... 41 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,012 ♪ I don't take no drugs... 42 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,149 ♪ I don't need no drugs... 43 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,282 - Isn't this your dad's car? 44 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:15,589 He doesn't care if you hotbox the whole thing? 45 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,833 - "Hotbox." - What? 46 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,794 - Can't believe we're actually graduating. 47 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,339 - I can't believe YOU'RE actually graduating. 48 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,036 - Seriously, right? 49 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,140 With all the crazy stuff we've been through together. 50 00:02:30,164 --> 00:02:31,953 - You were the first person I saw in braces. 51 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,346 - It was a grill. 52 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,871 - I remember wanting them so bad. 53 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,004 - I remember being jealous of your perfect smile. 54 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,706 - Now we have one last summer 'til real life starts. 55 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,143 - Real life? 56 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,796 You got into a division one school 57 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,711 on an academic scholarship. 58 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:53,540 I'll be working my ass off on the pole, 59 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,523 trying to put my way through college. 60 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,850 - I need to do something exciting. 61 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,113 One last crazy adventure... 62 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,420 Something we'll remember forever. 63 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,364 - Yeah well, the boys' idea of something exciting 64 00:03:05,388 --> 00:03:07,424 is sitting around smoking pot. 65 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,904 - If I wanted to do that, I could just stay in my dad's car. 66 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:15,803 - Who's that? 67 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:17,849 - Drew. 68 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:22,265 - Ooh, your little boyfriend? 69 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,788 - Not even, okay? 70 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,398 Don't start with that. 71 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:26,965 We're just friends. 72 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,185 - You're more than "just friends." 73 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,665 - Yeah, he's one of my best friends. 74 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,624 - Best friends who sleep together? 75 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,582 - Ew! We were six. 76 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,149 It was a nap. 77 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,846 - Friends who embrace? 78 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,066 - Yeah, I hug him when I say hello. 79 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,874 I hug everyone. I'm a hugger. 80 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,355 - What'd he say? 81 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,272 - Asking, "Where we at?" 82 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,928 - Hold the blunt. Gimme your phone. 83 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,409 - Becca! What the f... 84 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,738 What did you write? 85 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:01,956 - Nothing. 86 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,808 - Becca, what did you write? 87 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,800 - Who's that, the bitches? 88 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,238 - Yes, Truggers, it's "the bitches." 89 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,022 - And what did they say? 90 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,134 - Nothing. 91 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,331 - She just wants me... - Okay. 92 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:32,465 Bro, you're so lame. 93 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,609 - What are you writing? Just give me my phone, please. 94 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:36,164 - Dude, you'll be thanking me later 95 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,384 when you're finally banging this girl. 96 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,528 - Okay, I'm never gonna be thanking you, first of all, 97 00:04:40,552 --> 00:04:42,040 and we're never gonna be banging. 98 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,650 She doesn't like me like that. 99 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,503 - Ooh... friend zone. 100 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,029 Gimme that. 101 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,773 - This isn't even clever. It's just stupid. 102 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,606 - Lucky, it's pretty brilliant, no? 103 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,891 - It's brilliant. 104 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:09,546 - Yeah, it's so brilliant that they're for sure not coming now. 105 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,764 Like you're an idiot. 106 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,288 - Trust me bro, tonight's the night. 107 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,637 - Did you get the beers? 108 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,552 - Bro, I got wine coolers. 109 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,945 - Wine coolers? Are those even still a thing? 110 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,512 - Dude, shut up, man. 111 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,035 It's the only thing my step dad had. 112 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,385 Don't ask any questions. 113 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,344 - Wine coolers? 114 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,694 - Yo, okay guys, you know who likes wine coolers? 115 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,174 - Your step dad? 116 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,394 - Chicks do. Chicks like wine coolers. 117 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,570 - Chicks and your step dad. 118 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,920 - Dude, shut up, man. Chicks love wine coolers, man. 119 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,487 It's makes them horny. 120 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,315 Look it up in the Bible. It's right there. 121 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,794 If we stick to this plan, 122 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,405 this night could be so good. 123 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,581 Lucky can even get lucky for once. 124 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:46,278 - I've had sex before. 125 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:47,801 - Oh, he means that time 126 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,542 on the cruise in Jamaica with his family. 127 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,066 I remember... - I thought it was in Mexico. 128 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,201 - I don't care if you guys don't believe me. 129 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,508 I've had more sex than both of you guys combined. 130 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,142 I know, like, every single position. 131 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,208 - Mhm... Bro, are you texting them? 132 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,912 Come on, don't say anything stupid, please. 133 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,957 - Give me my phone back. 134 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,567 Becca, no... 135 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,898 - Stop. Just shut up. It's just a joke. 136 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,403 - Great. 137 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,666 Now he thinks I want to sleep with him. 138 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,539 - Well, you do. - I don't know what I want. 139 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,845 But you pretending to be me 140 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,891 and relaying the fact that I... 141 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:38,417 "am ready to feel all of it, big boy" 142 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,245 is not helping my situation. 143 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,618 - I think it is. 144 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,738 Great, my phone died. Hope he got my text. 145 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,331 First death of the night. 146 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,269 - Come on, dude, pick a card. I'm gonna totally guess it. 147 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:04,693 Come on, man. This trick is amazing. 148 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:05,847 - Guys... 149 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,317 They'll be here in five minutes. 150 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,430 - Yeah. 151 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,104 - Game face, boys. 152 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,758 This is the night! This is the night! 153 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,132 Stick to my plan. Here we go. 154 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,179 Truggers better bring his A game tonight. 155 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:25,023 Seriously, though, we gotta be quiet going to the man cave. 156 00:07:25,047 --> 00:07:27,248 - "Man cave?" It's a shed. 157 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,773 - He calls it a man cave. 158 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,339 It's actually kind of cute. 159 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:34,517 - Yeah... adorable. 160 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,302 - We gotta make sure we don't wake up his crazy step dad. 161 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:40,024 - Okay, hopefully this isn't gonna be awkward now. 162 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,960 - It's just Drew and Truggers, right? 163 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,115 - And Lucky. 164 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,138 - Lucky? 165 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,922 Gross. 166 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:52,210 Oh God, there! Yes! Yes! 167 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,060 Oh yeah! 168 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:59,193 Oh God, yes! 169 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,299 - Wow, Truggers can't wait five minutes. 170 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,693 You really have him whipped, huh? 171 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,956 - It's Zoe. - What? 172 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,828 No, Becca! I told you not to invite her. 173 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,569 - Come on, just give her a break. 174 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,832 She's really not the slut everyone thinks she is. 175 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,576 So what if she slept with a football player? 176 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,183 - She slept with the whole team. 177 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,185 - The whole team? - Yeah, even Lorne Weinberg. 178 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,795 - Coach Lorne? 179 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,232 - Ew, no! His gross son, the mascot. 180 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,583 - That was just a hand job. And so what? 181 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,696 At least she isn't afraid to live a little. 182 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,284 Fine, I won't invite her. 183 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,981 - Thank you. 184 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,505 You know you're the bestest most best 185 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,269 understanding BFF in the whole world. 186 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:56,752 - Shh! 187 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,255 - Ow! 188 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,960 ♪ 189 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,582 - Wine cooler? - Hey, Truggers. 190 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,541 - Hey. - Hey. 191 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,065 - Hey, babe. 192 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,438 - Look at the two love birds. 193 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,353 So cute! 194 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,876 - Eh, she's a hugger. 195 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,486 - Well, get a few of these in you 196 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,401 and you can graduate to kissing. 197 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,585 - Why don't you two just focus on your disgusting habit 198 00:10:02,609 --> 00:10:04,489 of each other and leave the normal people alone. 199 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,087 - Honestly dude, again? 200 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,762 - What? 201 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,938 - You're humping my shit again, Lucky. 202 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,548 - No I'm not! - Dude, you totally are! 203 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,332 - Are you watching porn?! 204 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,793 - No way. 205 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,990 - Wow! 206 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,384 Well, technically, it's not porn. 207 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,517 - See? 208 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,390 You guys are so cruel, so quick to judge. 209 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:35,480 - We're just judging that not-so-massive boner 210 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,221 in your pants there, brah. 211 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,289 - Ha ha. 212 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,775 - Here, let's get you out of the way... 213 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,580 Hey, have you guys seen this video? 214 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,451 - Nah, which one? 215 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,825 - Check this out. 216 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,108 - Come on! 217 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,012 - Go, go, hit him! Get him. Get him! 218 00:10:57,036 --> 00:10:58,068 - Come on! 219 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,852 - Fight him! Just go! 220 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,956 - Oh my gosh, you guys are supposed to... 221 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:02,980 - Ooh! 222 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,190 - Dude, did you see the one where the guy gets hit 223 00:11:08,214 --> 00:11:09,557 in the nuts with a baseball bat? 224 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,124 Amazing. 225 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,952 - Wait, what's the title? 226 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,737 - It's right there, man. Come on. 227 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,347 - Recording? 228 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,218 - A dare's a dare bro. 229 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,786 A dare's a dare bro. Are you ready? 230 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,483 A dare's a dare, bro. 231 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,787 Home run swing! A dare's a dare! 232 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,141 - Oh! 233 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,534 - That was amazing. 234 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,536 - Have you guys seen "Three girls, one pale?" 235 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,059 - Throw it on. Let's go. 236 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,974 - Is this all we have going tonight? 237 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,846 'Cause we're gonna get real bored real quick 238 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,935 if you plan on keeping us in this smoke dungeon. 239 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,525 - What's that video? 240 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,137 - Whoa. 241 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,203 "Real haunted house?" 242 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,900 Sick. 243 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,511 - Dude, this place is super creepy. 244 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,731 - More like super dumb. 245 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,733 - Dude, watch your step, man. 246 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,953 Look, look. 247 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,172 Disgusting toilet. 248 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,434 - Holy shit, hold on. 249 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,018 I know that voice. Hit the pause button. 250 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,827 - It's an old house, though. 251 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,529 - Yeah, that's Howard. Oh my god. 252 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,270 - Who's Howard? 253 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,881 - Howard Greenfeld. 254 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,505 His mom used to go to school with my mom. 255 00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:15,362 This is crazy. 256 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,016 - Why is it crazy? 257 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,868 - 'Cause Howard's dead. 258 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,587 - Dude... - How? 259 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,676 - That's the thing, nobody knows. 260 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,981 Last thing I heard is that he went to some abandoned house 261 00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:28,680 or some shit and there was an accident. 262 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,421 - Spirits. - Huh? 263 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,056 - Howard Greenfeld... Thermer High? 264 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,820 He went to that Kirby Road house and no one ever saw him again. 265 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,149 He died. 266 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,826 - From what, a slip and fall accident? 267 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,566 - Have you never heard of Kirby Road? 268 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,264 - Lucky, jump on it, bro. 269 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,179 - Yup, I'm already two steps ahead of you. 270 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:53,294 Okay the headline says, "Kirby Road haunted house." 271 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,490 Okay, that's good enough. 272 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,101 Confirmation for me. Case closed. 273 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,474 - Give me this man, come on. 274 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,498 Okay, back in '71, 275 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,545 the Wisefeld family owned the house on Kirby Road. 276 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,416 Mrs. Wisefeld, who was in her 30's, 277 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,202 was said to be having an affair with a younger man. 278 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,770 Husband comes home around 9 PM 279 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,510 to find his wife having sex 280 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,470 while their two children were playing downstairs. 281 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,559 The sight of seeing his wife with another man 282 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,213 filled him with so much rage 283 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,998 they say his eyes turned fiery red. 284 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,458 And then... 285 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,394 - And then? 286 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,049 - And then he goes up to the master bedroom, 287 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,790 boom, kills the cheating wife, 288 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,400 boom, kills the lover, 289 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,706 boom, boom kills both the kids, 290 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,404 goes up to the bathroom, 291 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,362 can't stand the sight of himself in the mirror, 292 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,214 so he hangs himself. 293 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,803 - Boom. 294 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,023 - Apparently the house has been for sale for more than 40 years. 295 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,851 Nobody wants it. 296 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,071 - Oh, sounds like a fixer. 297 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,377 - Sounds like that's what we're doin' tonight. 298 00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,119 - Come on. It's just an urban legend. 299 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,860 - So is Lucky's heterosexuality. 300 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,383 We're not questioning that, are we? 301 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,689 - Fuck it, I'll go. 302 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,995 - Eh? 303 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,779 - Well, I'm out. 304 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,650 - Yeah, it sounds stupid. 305 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,783 - Wait, wait, wait... Hold on. 306 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:15,221 It says here that kids are still known to visit the house today. 307 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,789 The police have said that there's been unexplained deaths 308 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,791 in the past but they refuse to comment on them. 309 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,860 - Howard. 310 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,216 - It says here that if you visit the house today, 311 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,560 you can still see a reflection of the man hanging to death. 312 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:28,121 - You mean like... 313 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,976 like a ghost? 314 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,935 - Can it be any reflection? 315 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,850 - Yes to both. 316 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,243 Apparently you can see him on any reflective surface... 317 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,637 A mirror, a window... 318 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,117 - Like his glasses? 319 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,969 - Wow, you are such an idiot. 320 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,470 - There's more, hold on. There's more. 321 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,951 Says here the eyes are the window to your soul, 322 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,953 and that if you make eye contact with the spirit, 323 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,085 it can enter you through the eyes, 324 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,695 taking possession of you. 325 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,349 - That doesn't even make sense. 326 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,525 - Says here it turns your eyes fiery red 327 00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,986 and there's only one way to stop it. 328 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,423 - How? 329 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,620 - By removing your eyeballs... 330 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,448 by any means necessary. 331 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,885 - That's disgusting! 332 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,713 - What if you manage to avoid eye contact? 333 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,238 - You know, that is a really great question. 334 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,414 - Says here that if you manage to avoid eye contact, 335 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,981 you can avoid the evil spirit, 336 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,766 but if you do see the ghost of the hanging man, 337 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,010 eye contact or not, no matter what... 338 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,293 - What? 339 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,753 - Yeah, what? 340 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,061 - You're dead. 341 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,482 I'm just kidding. 342 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,226 It's all just an urban legend anyway, right? 343 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,008 - You dick. - Atta boy. 344 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,250 - Come on, now. 345 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,013 - So, what, Howard goes into this house 346 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,319 and he never gets out? 347 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,736 He dies in there? 348 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,978 - Well, to be honest with you, no one actually knows. 349 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,371 - Whoa. 350 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,571 Unsolved murder mystery. 351 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,095 - Press play on the video. 352 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,999 - Yo, check out this room back here, dude. 353 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,077 Dude, look. Get the "666." 354 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,166 - Mmmm, numbers. 355 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,497 - There's a pentagram on the ground, too. 356 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,241 "Death to all." 357 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,623 - Yo, bitches! 358 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,843 - Aw, man. - What the hell, Becca? 359 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,585 - I couldn't say no to my favorite slut. 360 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,240 - Waddup, Zoe? - What's up, bae? 361 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,344 - Damn, girl! - Wine cooler, babe? 362 00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:47,678 - Naw. 363 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,573 - Damn, Jordan, you even gonna say hi? 364 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,489 - Hey, Zoe. How are you? 365 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,468 - Like you care. 366 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,948 Drew, waddup, homie? 367 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,321 - Waddup, Zoe? 368 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,778 - Lucky. 369 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,606 - Hey, Zoe. 370 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,173 Word up. 371 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,175 - Aw, you kinda cute with that Jew-fro! 372 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,481 I should braid it for you. 373 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,421 Would you like that... Lucky? 374 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,098 So what's the deal? Gimme that. 375 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,362 - You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. 376 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,798 Just like Drew and Jordan. 377 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,061 - Okay, come on man. 378 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,324 - Why do you have to be such a negative asshole? 379 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,413 - Chicks dig an asshole, babe. 380 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,997 - She is right about you being negative, 381 00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,460 and I can prove it. 382 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,833 - I'll show you negative. 383 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,551 - Relax, tough guy. 384 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,707 Leave him alone. Play with me instead. 385 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,209 - Did you guys know 386 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,862 that negative and positive energy 387 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,386 is actually for real, 388 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,605 and that it can be measured? 389 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,955 Mhm. I even have an app. 390 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,132 - Look at this guy with his fancy app phone. 391 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,699 - Apps are the future, man. 392 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,267 They're developing apps for everything. 393 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,791 - Apps... That'll never work. 394 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,141 - Watch. 395 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,405 All you do is press "energize," 396 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,277 and then you point it in the direction of the thing 397 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,540 that you want to measure... 398 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,619 - Truggers, stay still. - No. 399 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,081 Get away from me. 400 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,785 - I'm gonna shove that negative energy up your ass. 401 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,875 - I mean really, guys, is this what were doing tonight? 402 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,138 This is supposed to be the start to 403 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121 the most amazing summer of our lives. 404 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,452 - You guys suck. 405 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,758 - You guys want to go to Cable Guy Jeff's Jam? 406 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,065 DJ Haruka's gonna be spinning. 407 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,589 Or maybe we can turn this into 408 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,375 a pajama jammi-jam, huh? 409 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,203 - Um, actually, 410 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,143 we were thinking about going to this house on... 411 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,774 Kirby Road. 412 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,365 - Lucky! - Really? 413 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,691 - You know it? 414 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,128 - Do I know it? 415 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,521 My ex-fiance's brother went there one night. 416 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,894 - You have an ex-finance? 417 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,874 - You got a warrant? Huh? No? 418 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,615 You stay outta my business, little man. 419 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,511 - So what happened? 420 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,404 - This guy's an idiot. 421 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,508 This clown went in there on some cartoon dog mystery, 422 00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:32,538 tryin' like crack the case and shit. 423 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,237 Telling people let's split up, you go here and I go there. 424 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,481 Honest to god truth, I heard the guy almost died. 425 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,001 Plus there was that other dude that died there, too. 426 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,659 - Howard. 427 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,771 - White boy, kinda big? 428 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,425 Yeah, that's him. 429 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,602 So, you guys are tryin' to get deep tonight, huh? 430 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,951 - Mhmm. 431 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,815 - To be honest with you, we don't actually know 432 00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:56,884 what we want to do yet. 433 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,137 - Fine, I'll go. 434 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,879 - Whooo! Ahhh! Let's rock n' roll! 435 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,359 Whooo! 436 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,664 - Yes! 437 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,488 - Let's get the fuck outta here guys, come on. 438 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:21,437 ♪ 439 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,660 Alright, guys, pile in the SUV. 440 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,531 We're riding in style tonight. 441 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,403 Yeah, that' what I'm talking about. 442 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,796 - SUV? - It's a mini-van. 443 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,321 Step dad's. - It's the same thing. 444 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,043 - No, actually, it's completely different. 445 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,457 - Get in fuckin' SUV, you midget motherfucker! 446 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,481 Now! 447 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:31,986 ♪ 448 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,369 Alright, guys if you need anything, now's the time. 449 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,656 We're going to make a quick pit stop, alright? 450 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,331 Condoms. 451 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,139 - Condoms? 452 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,529 - Hey, can you get me one of those suck pop candy things? 453 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,772 Please? 454 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,319 - Suck pop candy ring thing, bro? 455 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,973 - Alright boys, bring it in. 456 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,324 I got this shit. 457 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,717 - I think I have a plan, actually it might be better... 458 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,656 - Lucky! Quiet time... 459 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,181 - Now and forever. - Sorry. 460 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,032 - These idiots think they're all about to get some ass. 461 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927 - Not a chance. 462 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,344 - Truggers, this plan is weak. 463 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,694 - Dude, what are you talking... This is a sure thing. 464 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,000 We get 'em in the place, we get 'em scared. 465 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,089 We protect them, then we get laid. 466 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,656 It's a simple algorithm. 467 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,354 - What are we gonna do to protect us? 468 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,138 - Dude just go get some condoms. 469 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,792 - Yeah, for you? 470 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,359 - No, for you, you rookie. 471 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,882 I actually enjoy the feeling of sex, 472 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,626 but I'm pretty sure Ms. Fun-face isn't gonna 473 00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,062 let you in her hyperbaric chamber 474 00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,713 without a hazmat suit, brah. 475 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,455 - I think I'm gonna grab some condoms. 476 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:16,414 - Dude, that girl's gonna eat you alive. 477 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,460 - Yup, I'm hoping for that. 478 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,789 - I'm sure you are. 479 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:27,425 ♪ 480 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:32,430 ♪ 481 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:37,435 ♪ 482 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:42,440 ♪ 483 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:47,445 ♪ 484 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:52,450 ♪ 485 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:57,455 ♪ 486 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:02,353 ♪ 487 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,235 - Just the suck pops? 488 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,037 - Can I also grab some condoms? 489 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,346 - What size? 490 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,480 - Uh... 491 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,353 - medium? - No. 492 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,027 - No? 493 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,705 - They don't come medium. 494 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,859 - Oh, uh... 495 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,559 Do you guys have anything that's between a small and a medium? 496 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,082 - Oh like a small-medium? 497 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,803 - Yeah, perfect. - No. 498 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,567 I got indented, 499 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,873 ribbed, wide cut, 500 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,420 form fit... 501 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,293 and regular. 502 00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,383 - Regular. 503 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,058 - Is this your first time using a condom? 504 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,973 - Yes. 505 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:25,021 By law I'm required to ask you 506 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,023 if you want a tutorial on proper usage. 507 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,397 - Yeah, a hundred percent. Yes. 508 00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:45,476 - Step one... open the condom packet by the corner, 509 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,580 being careful not to tear the condom with your teeth, 510 00:25:47,604 --> 00:25:49,175 your fingernails, 511 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,742 or being too rough. 512 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,483 Step two... 513 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,094 Place the rolled condom on the tip of the hard penis 514 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,749 whilst pinching the tip of the condom, 515 00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,664 leaving a half inch space 516 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,623 for semen to collect. 517 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,538 Step three... 518 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,540 Roll the condom all the way down the shaft 519 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,392 to the base of the hard penis. 520 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,233 Any questions? 521 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,322 - Nope. 522 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,370 - 32.58. 523 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,957 - You know what's even better than a party with wine coolers? 524 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,781 - ID. 525 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,502 - Bless you. 526 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,985 - Truggs, I'll be out in a second, okay? 527 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,312 - And you, sir? 528 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,184 - Yeah, I'll just actually have... 529 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,447 some of the form-fitting condoms, please. 530 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,343 - You want a lesson, too? 531 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,086 - I'm okay, thanks. 532 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,983 - Have fun... and be safe. 533 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,269 - Sorry? 534 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,751 - Condoms... Better to be safe. 535 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,234 - Right, okay. Cool, thanks. 536 00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:18,479 ♪ 537 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,301 - How much farther? 538 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:39,955 - We should be getting close. 539 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:43,785 ♪ 540 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,569 - That's your ringtone? 541 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,050 - I don't know how to change it, okay? 542 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,791 - I told you I can change it for you, 543 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,793 but you refused. 544 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,123 - Lucky, he fears change. 545 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,582 - Are you gonna answer that? 546 00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,477 - No, I'm not taking any calls right now. 547 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,923 - This is the street. 548 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,631 - Which one is the house? 549 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,410 - We should probably just leave here. 550 00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:45,890 - Whatever, Jordan. 551 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,110 - Seriously though, we should go back. 552 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,700 - What the... 553 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,987 What are you doing, asshole? 554 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,250 What are you doing? 555 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,582 Oh fu... 556 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,561 Okie dokie... 557 00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:06,345 - We're fucked. 558 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:09,044 - I can't go to jail! I have school in September! 559 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,133 - I have a cousin who's in lock up, 560 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:13,357 and she said it's not as bad as you might think, like... 561 00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:14,353 - How's the food? 562 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,683 - Guys, shut the fuck up. 563 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,830 Good evening, Officer... 564 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,026 Trett. Right on. That's cute. 565 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,767 - You want to tell me what brings you to 566 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,769 this street so late at night? 567 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,945 - Um, we got a little bit lost. 568 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,666 Faulty navigation system. 569 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:46,103 You know how women are with directions, am I right? 570 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,737 - There's nothing that shouldn't be in this vehicle, right? 571 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,957 - No, no. Scout's honor. 572 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,655 - No drugs? - No. 573 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,657 - No alcohol? - No. 574 00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,269 - So if I search this vehicle, I'm not gonna find a little... 575 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,836 marijuana? 576 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,447 - Oh, marijuana, officer? 577 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,450 Please. You mean cannabis or weed? 578 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,887 No sir, we're not about that life. 579 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,584 No, officer, 580 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,568 you obviously have us confused for different kids. 581 00:31:13,592 --> 00:31:15,632 We say nope to dope. 582 00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:17,764 - Let me see your ID. 583 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,138 - Yeah, sure. 584 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,908 You want to step out of the vehicle, sir? 585 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,281 - Yeah, sure. 586 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,809 - That way, please. 587 00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:41,919 - I knew this was a bad idea. 588 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,486 - This is awful. 589 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,033 That dickhead gave his fake ID. 590 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734 - Anything you want to tell me, son... 591 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,626 about what's in that vehicle? 592 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,043 - Uh, no. 593 00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,240 - Because if I tear it apart, 594 00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,830 this is gonna get much, much worse. 595 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,462 - Yeah, he's definitely going to jail. 596 00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:05,682 When he checks this car, we're fucked. 597 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,249 - I can't go to jail. 598 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,903 - Shut up. 599 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,232 What's he saying? 600 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,126 - Officer Trett, 601 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,041 we got a broken water main at the church. 602 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,913 Could you get some eyes on it? 603 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,764 - Ten-four. I'm on it. 604 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,050 You and your friends thought it'd be a good idea 605 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:29,010 to do a little what, ghost- hunting here on Kirby Road? 606 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,099 - Ghost hunting? That's pathetic, officer. 607 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:34,015 - Agreed. 608 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,060 So today's your lucky day. 609 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,347 You know I could ruin your life, right? 610 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:41,152 Do you want your life ruined, young man? 611 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,589 - No, no. - Good. 612 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,413 Because I'm going to save your life right now, 613 00:32:45,437 --> 00:32:46,679 so pay attention. 614 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,465 You and your friends are gonna get in your car, 615 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,162 and you're gonna get the hell outta here. 616 00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,077 I don't want to see you or your friends 617 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,037 anywhere near that house... 618 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,802 or I'll throw you and all your little friends in jail. 619 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,111 Now get outta here. 620 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,856 - My ID? 621 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,207 - This? - Yeah. 622 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,256 - Get the fuck outta here. 623 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,086 - Now! - Okay, shit. 624 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,439 - Fucking retard. 625 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,099 - What happened? - Shut the fuck... 626 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,093 - Whoo! 627 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,770 Fuck yeah, bitches! 628 00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:56,749 - What the hell? 629 00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,229 - What did you say? 630 00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:00,231 - What could I say, guys? Told you I had it handled. 631 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,103 - It didn't look like you had it handled, dude. 632 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,007 - Yeah, well, that's why you don't send a rookie 633 00:34:04,031 --> 00:34:05,236 to do a man's job, Drew. 634 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,108 - I'm impressed. 635 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,892 - What did you say? 636 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,025 - We shot the shit for a minute, 637 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,939 he showed me a picture of his kids, 638 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,941 I told him I was looking for a haunted house. 639 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,074 - You told him that? 640 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,207 - Said it's over there, and to have fun, 641 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,906 and, you know, have the car off the street by 9 AM. 642 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,759 - You, sir, are a legend... 643 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,564 and a liar. 644 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,653 - Guys, get what you need... 645 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,287 'cause we're going demon hunting! 646 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,656 - Looks nice. 647 00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:58,550 - How do we know this is the place? 648 00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,465 - There's the "for sale" sign. 649 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,489 - Oh. 650 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971 - Come on, guys. 651 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,497 Looks like we're headin' through the rear tonight, folks. 652 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,089 - Great. And how are we supposed to see? 653 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,353 - Boo. 654 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,015 Let's roll. 655 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,827 I don't think anyone's home. 656 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,616 Hold this for a second. Be right back. 657 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,988 - Where did he go? 658 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,692 - I don't know. He said he'd be right back. 659 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,722 - Whoa. 660 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,920 Hm. 661 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,951 - He's taking forever. - Sounds familiar. 662 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,130 - Great, now I'm freezing cold 663 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,895 and Truggers has the keys to his dad's car. 664 00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,030 - What the fuck was that? 665 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,469 - Here. 666 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,580 Guys, I have an app that can ready any sort of energy... 667 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,365 - Enough with your app already! 668 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,627 - Wait! 669 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:28,044 - Let him use it. - Thank you. 670 00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,840 - Oh my god. 671 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,492 - That was not cool, Truggers! 672 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,450 - You'll live. 673 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,997 - Dick move, Truggers! 674 00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,412 - Come into my home. 675 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,828 C'mere. 676 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,495 - This place is disgusting. 677 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,710 - Don't look in any mirrors, guys. 678 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,180 - Whoa, whoever decorated this place deserves to die. 679 00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,054 Home sweet home. 680 00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,671 Come on. 681 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,482 - This place gives me the creeps. 682 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,551 - YOU give this place the creeps! 683 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:59,631 ♪ 684 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:28,355 ♪ 685 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,673 Now you're using your head! 686 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:58,864 ♪ 687 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,006 - We could have been doing this at Truggers' place. 688 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,598 - So, what are we doin' here, guys? 689 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,861 - So... 690 00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,930 Now we summon the evil spirits! 691 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,997 - That doesn't sound fun. 692 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,695 - Oh yeah? 693 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,523 Hand me that cardboard box. - For what? 694 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,046 - Give me the cardboard box, Lucky. 695 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,070 Come on. 696 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,838 - I hate this already. 697 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:42,951 - Girl, chill out. I got this. 698 00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:46,757 - Look at grandma over here, getting all arts and crafty. 699 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,457 - How do you even know how to make one? 700 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:53,309 - What can I say... 701 00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:56,898 I'm cultured. 702 00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:59,204 - I'm impressed. 703 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:02,077 - I'm a lot more impressive than this, babe. 704 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,470 - Eh, I know how these things work. 705 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:05,844 Let him be. 706 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,040 I once summoned an evil spirit 707 00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:10,955 using a board worse than... 708 00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,478 this thing. 709 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,852 - Evil spirit? 710 00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:17,919 Who did you summon? - The President. 711 00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:19,771 - The President's not dead. 712 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,706 - Really? 713 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,298 That's what they want you to believe. 714 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,368 - Okay, what do we say we get this show on the road, eh, kids? 715 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,239 - First we need an object to act 716 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,980 as the host for the spirit. 717 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,721 - Like what? 718 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,202 - Something that'll attract evil. 719 00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,749 Something disgusting. 720 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,555 - Hm, Lucky. 721 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,775 Put your shoe on the table. 722 00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:49,124 - Why me? 723 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:52,455 - Put the cocksucking shoe on the table, now. 724 00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,155 - Fine. 725 00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:03,944 - Ew. 726 00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:11,083 - Okay. So now what? 727 00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:14,192 - Now we need somebody to touch the object, 728 00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:15,846 and then we can begin. 729 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,369 - I'm not touching that. 730 00:44:17,393 --> 00:44:18,873 - Nobody's touchin' that. 731 00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:24,400 - I'll touch it. 732 00:44:26,489 --> 00:44:28,293 The shoe. 733 00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:30,687 - Well, it's still progress. 734 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,980 Mooga rappa terra chino noka. 735 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,941 Mooga rappa terra chino noka. 736 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,990 Noka rosi, beeta beeta! 737 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,431 - What the fuck was that? 738 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,759 - In order to summon the spirits, 739 00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,761 you must speak the language of the other world. 740 00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,090 - This is so crazy. 741 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,313 - This is fascinating. 742 00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:16,602 - Spirits, if you are there, 743 00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,847 give us a sign. 744 00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:25,418 ♪ 745 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,015 Spirits! 746 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,235 If you are there, 747 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,932 we respect you. 748 00:45:41,956 --> 00:45:43,586 We respect your rules. 749 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,675 We do not wish to see your reflection, 750 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,503 or loose our eyeballs. 751 00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:49,548 Spirits! 752 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,768 If you can hear us, 753 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,422 please... 754 00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:55,753 give us a sign. 755 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:07,001 - This is crazy. 756 00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:09,185 - Well, let it marinate for a second, honey. 757 00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:10,210 Shit. 758 00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,398 - Spirits... 759 00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,381 If you can hear us... 760 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,212 please give us a sign. 761 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:23,737 Anything. 762 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,855 - Truggers, you're such a dick. 763 00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,578 - Fuck this shit. I quit. - Well, that was fun. 764 00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:41,886 - I got an idea. 765 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,739 Truth or dare. 766 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,112 - What are we, 12? 767 00:46:53,419 --> 00:46:54,855 - Boom! 768 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,574 Bottle never lies, babe. 769 00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:00,054 - I have a dare for her. 770 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,272 - Oh yeah? 771 00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:02,621 - Yeah. 772 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,319 I dare her to kiss Drew. 773 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,103 - Yeah, do it. 774 00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:08,889 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 775 00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:12,960 - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 776 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,169 - What? 777 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,997 I gotta document it for your wedding. 778 00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,215 - Shut up. 779 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:51,235 - Whew. 780 00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:54,935 You guys are like a human embarrassment. 781 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:57,720 This is honestly just the most disgusting thing I've ever 782 00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,591 seen in my life. 783 00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,463 I don't know how you live with yourself. 784 00:48:01,487 --> 00:48:03,619 You guys are fucking so gnarly. 785 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,275 Wow, okay. 786 00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,692 Alright... 787 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,284 - Truth or... - Dare. 788 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,504 - Okay... 789 00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:24,466 I dare you to bring your pretty little tush right here. 790 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,281 - Get a room. 791 00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,566 - You know what, that's a really good idea. 792 00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,611 - Yeah. 793 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,115 - Yeah, let's get out of here. 794 00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:07,398 And take care of my man, alright? 795 00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,902 None of this blue- balling BS, huh? 796 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,533 - Thanks, Truggers. 797 00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:13,013 - Told you you'd thank me! 798 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,734 Stick to the plan, rookie. 799 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:19,149 - "Plan?" Asshole. 800 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,021 You know what? 801 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,674 I think I want to go home. 802 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:25,025 - Jordan, come on. Jordan, where are you going? 803 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,441 We just got here! 804 00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:35,035 - Go be a hero. 805 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,103 - Jordan! 806 00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:12,028 - Don't worry, baby. You're in safe hands. 807 00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:14,315 Come on, let's check this out. 808 00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:19,122 - Jordan. 809 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:20,930 Jordan come back inside with me, please! 810 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,388 - Do you think I'm dumb, Drew? 811 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,130 - What? Of course not. What are you talking about? 812 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,314 - So you guys didn't bring three girls into this creepy 813 00:50:29,338 --> 00:50:31,091 house just to get laid? 814 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:34,094 - How is that even possible. 815 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,661 We all discovered this place online together. 816 00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,035 - Then what's in your pocket? 817 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:40,689 - What? 818 00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:51,894 Yeah, no... 819 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,591 - Becca! 820 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,072 - Jordan, just come back inside with me, okay, please? 821 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,508 - No! 822 00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,132 I'm not going back into that stupid house 823 00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,766 with you or any of those idiots. 824 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,408 I want to go home. 825 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,060 - Oh Lewis, you're so romantic. 826 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,149 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 827 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,499 Ex-nay on the Ewis-Lay, woman, alright? 828 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,805 - What, you think you're so... 829 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,788 rough and... 830 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,377 tough that you need to go by an abbreviated last name? 831 00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,229 - Yeah, that's exactly right. 832 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:59,246 ♪ 833 00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:18,396 - You know, I think I know why they call you Lucky. 834 00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,637 - Oh yeah? 835 00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,204 - Yeah. 836 00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,534 - Why's that? 837 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:32,105 - Well, I can't really tell you. 838 00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,067 I can only show you. 839 00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:43,551 ♪ 840 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:08,509 ♪ Don't forget me 841 00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,512 ♪ Cinderella, 842 00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:14,254 ♪ Here, take my umbrella 843 00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,257 ♪ You're getting wet 844 00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:20,109 ♪ Cinderella 845 00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,281 - Look, Truggers thought 846 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,631 that it would be a good idea for us to come to this place 847 00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:45,285 and have a little fun. 848 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,287 - "A little fun?" 849 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:49,245 That's what sex is to you? 850 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,618 A little fun? 851 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,555 ♪ Cinderella, 852 00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:57,514 ♪ here take my umbrella 853 00:53:57,538 --> 00:54:00,778 ♪ You're getting wet 854 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:03,694 ♪ Cinderella 855 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:06,480 ♪ what would it take to sell ya 856 00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:09,352 ♪ What could we get 857 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:12,877 ♪ Freeze and release 858 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:17,254 ♪ Close your eyes and then you fall to your knees 859 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,798 ♪ Don't forget me 860 00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:24,367 ♪ I am begging you please 861 00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:26,891 ♪ I may not be your prince 862 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:29,701 ♪ but I'm trying to be 863 00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,531 ♪ You can help me 864 00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:38,318 - For what it's worth, I'm sorry. 865 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,210 Okay? I'm sorry. 866 00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:44,213 Truggers is an idiot, okay? 867 00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:46,215 But to be honest with you, 868 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,131 I've always thought that you and I 869 00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,549 would have a chance to be together... 870 00:54:54,203 --> 00:54:57,032 and that we'd end up together somehow, in some way. 871 00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,558 ♪ Freeze and release 872 00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,624 ♪ Close your eyes 873 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,303 ♪ and then you fall to your knees 874 00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:10,394 ♪ Don't forget me 875 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,375 - Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable. 876 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:46,299 - This is actually happening... This is actually happening! 877 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,852 - Yeah, you like that? 878 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,262 - Zoe... 879 00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:40,745 Come out, come out, where ever you are. 880 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,138 Zoe? 881 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,596 Zoe? 882 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:22,656 - Truthfully, I don't know what this is between us, either. 883 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:26,181 But... 884 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,185 I do want to see where it leads. 885 00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:37,715 Just please, always be respectful. 886 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:46,245 And please never take any of Truggers advice ever again. 887 00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:04,568 - Okay, I don't normally get down like this, but alright. 888 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,273 - Zoe? 889 00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,278 Babe? 890 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:38,950 - What was that? - Sounded like Truggers. 891 00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:52,398 Hello? 892 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,923 Hello! 893 00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,038 - This isn't funny, Truggers! 894 00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,933 - Seriously, man, stop playing games! 895 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,630 - Did you bring the flashlight? 896 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,655 - No. 897 00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,472 - Lucky what the hell man! 898 00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:48,735 - It's not my fault. 899 00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:50,239 What are you guys sneaking around for? 900 00:59:50,263 --> 00:59:51,781 - Okay, everybody stop, okay? 901 00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:53,405 We have start taking this more seriously. 902 00:59:53,429 --> 00:59:55,257 - I am taking this seriously. 903 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,161 - What? - Put your pants on! 904 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,706 - Where's Zoe? - Good question. 905 01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:05,665 - What do you mean, "good question?" 906 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:08,015 - What, you think I enjoy parading around like this? 907 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:09,039 - Yes! 908 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:13,150 - Well, no, as a matter of fact, 909 01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,152 I don't. 910 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,241 I've never been in this situation before. 911 01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:20,854 And you are now officially the second girl 912 01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:23,030 of my entire high school career 913 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:25,012 to ever see me half naked. 914 01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:29,950 - I'm honored. 915 01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:32,692 - I thought tonight was gonna be the night. 916 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:35,477 She teased me, dude, and then she just took off. 917 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:38,286 She used me for her own selfish pleasure. 918 01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:42,116 I just want to go home and jerk off. 919 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,924 Did I say that out loud? 920 01:00:47,948 --> 01:00:50,013 - Put some clothes on. 921 01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:51,917 - Drew, go tell your idiot friend we're leaving. 922 01:00:51,941 --> 01:00:53,594 - Yes, can we please leave? 923 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,306 - Truggers come on, dude. We're heading out! 924 01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,726 - And to think, 925 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:10,101 she could have had all of this. 926 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,108 - She missed out. 927 01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,154 - You think? 928 01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,309 - One day you are going to make 929 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:28,554 a very special girl very... 930 01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,820 lucky. 931 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,449 - Hello? 932 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,475 Truggers, you dirty dog. 933 01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,641 - Oh my god... 934 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,296 This isn't happening. 935 01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:28,215 Oh my god... 936 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,241 Did you just... 937 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:33,766 ejaculate? 938 01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,249 - Truggers, man, enough! 939 01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:48,215 My ankle! 940 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,133 Ow! My ankle... 941 01:03:58,269 --> 01:04:00,924 Truggers, I'm gonna kill you, man. 942 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,475 Becca, you gave me a heart attack! 943 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,849 What are you doing? 944 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,727 Come on, stop. We talked about this, okay? 945 01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,600 Becca, lay off! 946 01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,867 - Hello? 947 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,584 Lucky! 948 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,350 Great, you smoked yourself into a standing coma. 949 01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,503 Lucky! 950 01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,877 Snap out of it! 951 01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,893 You okay? 952 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:02,724 Lucky, did you look into the mirror? 953 01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:09,470 Did you see anything? 954 01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:14,867 Lucky, did you see a man hanging? 955 01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:48,205 Lucky... 956 01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:52,296 Lucky, open your eyes! 957 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:56,145 Trust me, Lucky. Stay with me. 958 01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:57,562 Open your eyes! 959 01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,367 - I don't wanna die! 960 01:06:00,391 --> 01:06:02,630 - You're not gonna die. 961 01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,285 - I don't wanna get my eyes scooped out. 962 01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:07,896 - Nobody is scooping anybody's eyes out. 963 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,314 Just open your eyes. 964 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,193 Lucky! 965 01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,369 You're okay! 966 01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,957 - I'm fine! 967 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,133 I'm fine! 968 01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:32,051 I'm not gonna die a virgin. 969 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,791 - You scared the shit out of me! 970 01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:37,186 - Well, those guys put that dumb 971 01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:39,232 urban legend into our heads, 972 01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:41,190 so what am I supposed to think? 973 01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,844 And here I am, 974 01:06:42,868 --> 01:06:45,064 thinking that I'm gonna get my eyes scooped out 975 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:46,888 and that I'm never gonna be able to see again. 976 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,788 - You're alright? 977 01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:51,920 - Yeah. 978 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:54,812 Everything's cool. 979 01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,336 I'm fine, 980 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,275 you're fine... 981 01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,310 - Whoa. 982 01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,669 - Lucky! 983 01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,155 Lucky... 984 01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:54,983 Lucky, what's happening?! 985 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,714 - Jordan! Jordan, what's happening? 986 01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:12,020 - Lucky! 987 01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:13,935 - Jordan, help! 988 01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,395 Jordan! 989 01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,498 - Get off of me, you crazy bitch! 990 01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:57,785 Becca... 991 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,267 Becca, did you do this? 992 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,124 - I don't want to die! - Lucky! 993 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,366 - What's happening?! 994 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:21,872 Jordan, what's happening to me? 995 01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:24,092 - I don't know what to do! What should I do? 996 01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,659 Just try not to move. 997 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:28,227 - It's not like I have a fucking choice! 998 01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:34,363 Jordan! 999 01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:38,846 Jordan! 1000 01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:49,272 - Lucky! 1001 01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,688 Drew! 1002 01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,366 Truggers! 1003 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:21,434 Zoe! 1004 01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,698 Thank god! I thought you left. 1005 01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,136 Zoe? 1006 01:11:22,974 --> 01:11:24,323 Drew, wake up! 1007 01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,305 - Jordan... 1008 01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,698 - Are you okay? 1009 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,177 - I think my ankle's broken. 1010 01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:34,918 - Fuck! Your ear! 1011 01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:36,596 - Hey listen, are you alright? 1012 01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:39,295 - Lucky's dead. 1013 01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,560 Zoe's dead... 1014 01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,441 - Truggers is dead. 1015 01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:02,883 Becca's... 1016 01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:06,036 she's gone. 1017 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,517 - Look, we have to get out of here. 1018 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,127 - Listen, listen... 1019 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,911 Lucky has a phone. He has a phone downstairs. 1020 01:12:11,935 --> 01:12:14,095 We have to get to that phone. We have to call the cops. 1021 01:12:14,119 --> 01:12:16,992 We need to get you up. 1022 01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:27,580 - You're going to be okay, okay? 1023 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:30,409 Just stay with me and hang on. We're gonna get out of here. 1024 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,651 - Jordan... 1025 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,524 I love you. 1026 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,745 - I... 1027 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:42,270 I love you, too. 1028 01:13:48,249 --> 01:13:49,729 Die, you bitch! 1029 01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:57,452 Drew! Drew! 1030 01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:59,391 Drew, wake up! 1031 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,295 Drew, you're going to be okay. 1032 01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,973 I'm gonna get us help, okay? 1033 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,475 Okay, if I was Lucky's password, what would I be? 1034 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:54,074 Drew... 1035 01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:04,325 Drew, you need to be okay! 1036 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,702 Drew... Drew! 1037 01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,162 Please! 1038 01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:38,272 Help! 1039 01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,972 Help me! 1040 01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:04,881 Damn it! 1041 01:20:47,407 --> 01:20:48,844 I'm sorry. 1042 01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:44,073 ♪ 1043 01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:59,298 - What the hell happened in there? 1044 01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:01,039 I told you not to go in that house. 1045 01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,939 Miss, are you okay? 1046 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,942 Miss? 69854

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