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WHERE IS IT? 13 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,446 I CAN'T READ THESE SIGNS. 14 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:58,275 MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA TO COME HERE AFTER ALL. 15 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:00,756 HONEY, IT WAS A GREAT IDEA YOU AND SYDNEY HAD. 16 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:03,237 TO TAKE OUR VACATION, LEAVE NEW YORK 17 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,543 AND COME VISIT THE LAND OF YOUR ANCESTORS. 18 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:07,589 ACTUALLY, IT WAS DAD'S IDEA. 19 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,373 AND DAD'S ANCESTORS. 20 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,158 THAT MAKES THEM YOUR ANCESTORS. 21 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:13,334 WAIT, SO WHY DIDN'T DAD TAKE US INSTEAD? 22 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,075 MILES, YOU KNOW IT'S MOM'S TURN FOR VACATION. 23 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:19,470 DAD HAD US LAST TIME. 24 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,603 DID YOU KNOW 8 OUT OF 18 CAR CAR CRASHES 25 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:22,995 WERE CAUSED BY PEOPLE IN A RUSH? 26 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,345 IS THAT SO? 27 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,477 WELL, WE MacDOUGALS GOT SOME PLACE TO BE. 28 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,088 AND, BESIDES YOUR OLD MAN'S NEVER 29 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:29,611 HAD SO MUCH AS A BENT FENDER. 30 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:32,527 HOW MANY TROPHIES DID THEY GIVE YOU FOR THAT, HUH, POP? 31 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,094 HEY, LET'S TAKE THE LIPSTICK DOWN A NOTCH, 32 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,182 CAN WE, MISS BAILEY? 33 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,227 YOU'RE ONLY 15, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 34 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,663 MOM LET'S ME WEAR ALL THE MAKEUP I WANT. 35 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,752 YOUR MOM'S NOT HERE NOW, IS SHE? 36 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,146 NO, SHE AND BRENDAN HAD THE GOOD SENSE 37 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,452 TO GO TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE. 38 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,584 I'M SURE SHE AND BRENDAN WILL HAVE A LOVELY TIME. 39 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,238 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BEAT A TRIP 40 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,153 TO THE INTERNATIONAL MEETING OF THE MACS! 41 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,981 YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT SPORTS. 42 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:53,374 YOU'LL BE FINE, TIM-BO. 43 00:01:53,548 --> 00:02:03,384 IT'S JUST LIKE CHESS, ONLY BIGGER PIECES. 44 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,255 WHAT IS IT WITH THESE SCOTTISH DRIVERS!? 45 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,344 COME ON! 46 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:08,650 [HONKING] 47 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,391 WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING? 48 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,001 [HORN HONKING] 49 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:16,614 WHAT'S THIS GUY WANT? 50 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:19,748 HEY! DAD, DAD, DON'T. 51 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:22,446 HEY, IF YOU WERE GOING ANY SLOWER, YOU'D BE PARKED! 52 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:23,491 WELL, I'M SORRY. 53 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:24,492 I'M NOT FROM AROUND HERE! 54 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,015 GIMME A BREAK! 55 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,190 YEAH, NOR AM I, BUT I'M NOT 56 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,018 HOLDING UP ALL THE TRAFFIC, AM I?! 57 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,498 WELL, THEN GO AROUND ME! 58 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:33,979 ALL RIGHT THEN, I WILL! 59 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,546 WHAT A BONEHEAD! 60 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:42,118 AW, JEEZ. 61 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:44,251 DAD, I THINK WE MISSED OUR EXIT. 62 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,730 OOPS. [CHUCKLES] 63 00:02:45,904 --> 00:02:47,210 Lily: ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 64 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,733 ABOUT SCOTLAND IS IF YOU DON'T 65 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,822 LIKE THE WEATHER, WAIT 5 MINUTES. 66 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,695 IT'S NOT AS CHARMING AS IT WAS ONLINE. 67 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,740 BUT IT'LL BE FINE. 68 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:58,569 I LIKE IT, MOM. IT'S RUSTIC. 69 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,223 JURASSIC IS MORE LIKE IT. 70 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:03,183 HOW VERY LOVELY TO HAVE YOU STAYING WITH US THIS WEEK. 71 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,358 IT PROMISES TO BE A GRAND TIME! 72 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,664 LOOK, MOM, THEY HAVE PHONES. 73 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,406 INDOOR PLUMBING AND BEDS, TO BOOT. 74 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:10,755 I THINK YOU'LL BE QUITE COZY HERE. 75 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,322 IS EVERY FAMILY HERE THIS WEEK 76 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:13,802 REALLY NAMED MAC-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER? 77 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:16,196 YES, AMAZINGLY ENOUGH, YOUNG LADY. 78 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,285 WILL MR. MacDOUGALL BE JOINING YOU? 79 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,287 EH, THAT WOULD BE A BIG FAT "NO." 80 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,505 THEY'RE DIVORCED. 81 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,115 MY DAD HAS A GIRLFRIEND. 82 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,160 MILES! 83 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,292 - SHE'S REALLY HOT. 84 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:35,606 THANK YOU, HONEY. 85 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,566 [SIGHS] IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT? 86 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,481 HMM, NOT REALLY. 87 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,396 YEAH, OK. 88 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,919 UM, WHY DON'T YOU TWO TAKE THE FRONT BEDROOM 89 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,225 AND I WILL TAKE THE BACK BEDROOM. 90 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:46,704 WHAT ABOUT MY PRIVACY? 91 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,445 HEY, 8-YEAR-OLD! 92 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,752 IF I CAN GIVE UP MY PRIVACY, YOU CAN GIVE UP YOURS. 93 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:51,883 THANKS, SYD. 94 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,755 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO UNPACK. 95 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,887 I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER AND, UH, 96 00:03:56,061 --> 00:04:10,206 WHEN I'M DONE, WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND EXPLORE, OK? 97 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:15,690 AHH. 98 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:18,388 I KNOW THE KEY'S HERE SOMEWHERE. 99 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,869 MY BETTER HALF, MOLLY, YOU'LL MEET HER, 100 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,958 MUST'VE PUT IT IN THE WRONG PLACE. 101 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:26,701 WONDERFUL WOMAN, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS TIDYING THINGS AWAY. 102 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:27,789 YOU DO HAVE OUR RESERVATION, THOUGH, RIGHT? 103 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,225 OH, ABSOLUTELY! 104 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,140 YEAH, BOOKED IT MYSELF. 105 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,360 AH. HERE'S THE MASTER. 106 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:35,492 THAT'LL GET YOU INTO THE CABIN. 107 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:39,627 I'LL STOP BY WITH YOUR OWN KEY AS SOON AS IT POPS UP. 108 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:40,584 ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS. 109 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:47,287 PICK UP MY BAG. 110 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,636 IF THERE'S ONLY ONE BATHROOM IN HERE, 111 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,333 THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE PRETTY. 112 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,074 SO WHERE ARE WE SLEEPING? 113 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:55,033 OH, I THINK THE MEN SHOULD HAVE THE FRONT BEDROOM 114 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,819 AND MAYBE BAILEY, YOU CAN HAVE THE BACK BEDROOM TO YOURSELF. 115 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,647 AAH! 116 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,344 MOM, WHAT'S WRONG!? 117 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,607 WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR CABIN? 118 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:06,567 AH, OUR CABIN. 119 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,133 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE YOUR CABIN? 120 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,614 WELL, IF IT HAS A 5 ON THE DOOR, THEN YES, IT DOES. 121 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:11,789 YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM THE HIGHWAY! 122 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,531 MOM, IT'S THE BONEHEAD! 123 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:17,142 LOOK, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN OUR CABIN, 124 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,144 BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE. 125 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,756 OTHERWISE, I'M AFRAID, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SECURITY. 126 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,018 WHAT, THE OLD GUY AT THE FRONT DESK? 127 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,628 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 128 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,717 ALL RIGHT, BAILEY, SHUSH. 129 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,981 LOOK, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF MISUNDERSTANDING. 130 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,636 SO, LET'S JUST GO TO THE OFFICE AND WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 131 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:33,768 YOU'LL GO TO THE OFFICE, 132 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,509 WE'LL STAY HERE IN OUR CABIN. 133 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,640 OK, FINE. 134 00:05:36,814 --> 00:05:37,772 OK, KIDS, LET'S UNPACK. 135 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,339 DAD. 136 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:40,775 ARE YOU A 6-YEAR-OLD? 137 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,907 IT'S UP TO YOU. 138 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:46,650 FINE, I'LL GO TO THE OFFICE. 139 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:47,912 GOOD. GOOD. 140 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:51,873 OK. OK. 141 00:05:52,047 --> 00:05:54,354 OH, DEAR. THIS IS QUITE EMBARRASSING. 142 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,530 AN HONEST MISTAKE, REALLY. 143 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,359 IT SEEMS I TOOK MRS. MacDOUGALL'S RESERVATION. 144 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:03,058 AND I TOOK MR. MacDOUGALL'S RESERVATION, 145 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:06,670 SAME LAST NAME, SAME TYPE OF GUESTS AND ACCOMMODATIONS. 146 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,716 AND WHEN I WAS ASSIGNING THE CABINS FOR THE WEEK, 147 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,066 I MUST'VE THOUGHT IT WAS A DUPLICATE RESERVATION 148 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,676 AND I HELD ONLY THE ONE ROOM. 149 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,548 AMUSING, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 150 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,332 [LAUGHS] YES, IT IS. 151 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:17,681 BUT YOU CAN GIVE HIM HIS OWN CABIN 152 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,770 AND WE CAN KEEP OURS, RIGHT? 153 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,772 THAT WOULD BE THE LOGICAL THING. 154 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,818 IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MEETING OF THE MACS. 155 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,994 SO, ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER CABINS? 156 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,256 NOT A ONE. 157 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,823 FULL TO THE BRIM. 158 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:31,129 AS IS EVERY OTHER HOTEL AND MOTEL, 159 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,697 HOLIDAY PARK AND LODGE AND CASTLE 160 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,525 AND COTTAGE WITHIN 50 MILES-- 161 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,832 60! 162 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,791 WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. 163 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,097 BUT JUST CONSIDER IT BAD KARMA 164 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,751 FOR YELLING AT AN INNOCENT DRIVER. 165 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,622 WHAT? 166 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,407 OUR RESERVATION IS PERFECTLY VALID. 167 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,670 [LAUGHING] WELL, I WAS HERE FIRST! 168 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,062 WELL, NOW WHO SOUNDS LIKE A 6-YEAR-OLD? 169 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,368 I DO NOT SOUND LIKE I'M 6 YEARS OLD! 170 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:53,630 YES, YOU DO! NO, I DON'T. 171 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:54,631 YOU DO! I UNPACKED! 172 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,372 I AM THERE AND I AM NOT LEAVING! 173 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:57,939 BUT WE HAVE MADE A RESERVATION JUST THE SAME AS YOU DID. 174 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:59,636 I DON'T CARE! 175 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:05,903 [BOTH TALKING AT ONCE] 176 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:08,950 EH, THERE IS ONE RATHER SMALL CABIN-- 177 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,908 I'LL TAKE IT! HE'LL TAKE IT! 178 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,910 OH, BUT THAT WON'T BE AVAILABLE FOR A DAY OR MAYBE TWO. 179 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,216 NASTY PLUMBING PROBLEM. 180 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:17,132 BUT I THINK I'VE ALMOST GOT IT SORTED OUT. 181 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,960 SO WHAT DO WE DO IN THE MEANTIME? 182 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,571 WELL, NOW I THINK AS MRS. MacDOUGALL CHECKED IN FIRST... 183 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:22,964 NOW, NOW, DEAR. 184 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:27,882 BUT MR. MacDOUGALL MADE HIS RESERVATION FIRST. 185 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:35,716 WELL, YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER A WEE COMPROMISE. 186 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,847 I'M CONOR. 187 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:38,806 THIS IS TIM AND BAILEY. 188 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,721 SYDNEY AND MILES. 189 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:43,027 FOLKS, REALLY, THIS IS A JOYOUS WEEK 190 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,942 IN OUR LITTLE PART OF SCOTLAND. 191 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,727 TRY NOT TO LET A WEE ISSUE 192 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,946 LIKE ACCOMMODATIONS GET IN THE WAY. 193 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:53,777 AND, BESIDES, I'M AFRAID SHARING IS REALLY THE ONLY SOLUTION. 194 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:57,999 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 195 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:03,047 LOOK, IT'S FINE IF YOU STAY HERE BUT AS SOON 196 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:05,223 AS YOUR CABIN IS READY, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. 197 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:06,747 YOU KNOW, I DON'T MUCH LIKE YOUR TONE. 198 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:08,923 I'M NOT SURE I MUCH LIKE YOU. 199 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:12,970 LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE THIS EASY OR YOU CAN MAKE IT DIFFICULT. 200 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:13,928 [NERVOUS LAUGH] 201 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:18,019 [SIGHS] 202 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:21,022 DAD, THIS LOOKS GROSS. 203 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:26,027 IT IS NOT GROSS. IT IS MY FAMOUS SCOTTISH LAMB STEW. 204 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,246 FAMOUS FOR WHAT, GIVING PEOPLE INDIGESTION? 205 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,162 NO, FAMOUS FOR BEING HEARTY, PALATE PLEASING, 206 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:32,903 AND, MOST OF ALL, NOT BORING. 207 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,949 UNLIKE, SAY, THAT. 208 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,995 THAT IS A CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD AND IT IS NOT BORING. 209 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:39,867 I LIKE TO COOK HEALTHY. 210 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,259 WHEN YOU COOK. 211 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,000 THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WORK SO HARD, HONEY. 212 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:44,132 WHAT DO YOU DO? 213 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,829 IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING? 214 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:49,224 UM, WELL I'M THE VICE-PRESIDENT OF SALES 215 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,008 IN THE NEW YORK DIVISION OF LORENA CHAN SHOES. 216 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,836 WHOA. SERIOUSLY? 217 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,098 THOSE ARE LIKE MY FANTASY SHOES. 218 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,360 THEY'RE AMAZING! 219 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,666 THANK YOU. 220 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,668 THEY SOUND EXPENSIVE. - THEY ARE. 221 00:08:58,842 --> 00:08:59,887 THAT'S WHY I SAID "FANTASY." 222 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,759 SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU DO, CONOR? 223 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:05,806 I RUN THE BEST AUTO BODY SHOP IN CENTRAL BOSTON. 224 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,069 WRECK YOUR CAR, I'M YOUR MAN. 225 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,767 [LAUGHING] NO WONDER YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC. 226 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,682 DRUMMING UP BUSINESS WHEREVER YOU GO. 227 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,684 HAR-HAR-HAR. 228 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:15,729 ANYBODY WANT ANY MORE? 229 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,774 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS. 230 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,777 I'LL HAVE SOME MORE, DAD. - THAT A BOY. 231 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:27,871 IF HE'S HAVING MORE, YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING NEXT TO ME TONIGHT. 232 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:32,876 [ light music ] 233 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,498 WHOA! 234 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,109 MOM? 235 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,721 I'M FINE, HONEY. 236 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,549 OW! 237 00:09:53,723 --> 00:10:00,121 AH! 238 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,644 USUALLY GET DONE... 239 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,603 MOLLY, THE SPARE CABIN. 240 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,821 IS IT READY? 241 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:05,822 WELL, GERARD IS ACTUALLY WORKING 242 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,998 ON THE PIPES AS WE SPEAK. 243 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,045 AHH. 244 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,873 OH, MY. 245 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,831 GOODNESS, JUST WILL YOU LOOK. 246 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,747 I CANNOT TAME THOSE BLASTED PIPES FOR LOVE OR MONEY. 247 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,793 GOT A MIND OF THEIR OWN. 248 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,317 STILL QUITE A MESS IN THERE. 249 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:25,233 SO DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE STUCK SHARING THAT TINY ROOM? 250 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,757 LIKE I SAID, WORST VACATION EVER. 251 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,847 AH. THIS SPARE SHOULD HELP A BIT. 252 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,327 WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 253 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,242 AH, BACK BEDROOM. FRONT BEDROOM! 254 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,811 A SPEEDY DECISION WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! 255 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,769 WELL, YOU SEEM TO FIT QUITE NICELY 256 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:40,814 IN THE BOTTOM BUNK WITH SYDNEY. 257 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,729 I'M ON THE FLOOR. 258 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:43,904 I DON'T FIT. 259 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,209 I FELL OUT OF BED LAST NIGHT. 260 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,603 WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF CHIVALRY? 261 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,778 I LEFT IT IN DIVORCE COURT. 262 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,780 WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF COOPERATION? 263 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,956 I LEFT IT ON THE HIGHWAY COMING HERE. 264 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,132 ARE YOU EVER GONNA LET THAT GO? 265 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,570 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HER, BUT WE ARE. 266 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,836 LOOK, TRY AND SEW UP THE GREAT MATTRESS DEBATE BY 10:00, HEH? 267 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,055 THAT'S WHEN ALL THE BIG EVENTS START. 268 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,101 [CHUCKLES] WOULDN'T WANT THE YOUNG ONES 269 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:14,630 TO MISS OUT, NOW, WOULD WE? HA HA. 270 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,675 YOU CAN HAVE IT. 271 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,154 NO, YOU TAKE IT. 272 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,199 NO, REALLY, IT'S FINE. 273 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,200 NO, I DON'T WANT IT. 274 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,375 YOU TAKE IT. 275 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,290 NO, YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 276 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,031 I CAN FIT IN THE BUNK WITH SYDNEY. 277 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,772 LOOK, OK. 278 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,077 LET'S FLIP A COIN. 279 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,818 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT IT. 280 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,515 I DON'T. THE WINNER DOESN'T GET IT. 281 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,648 WAIT SO, EVEN WHEN YOU LOSE, YOU WANT TO WIN? 282 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,693 WHAT IS WITH YOU!? 283 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,912 I AM JUST TRYING TO BE NICE! 284 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:41,004 OK. THEN, WHAT, WHAT? WHO GETS IT? 285 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:44,660 PLEASE, TAKE THE MATTRESS. 286 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,879 WELL, THANK YOU. 287 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:51,145 THAT'S VERY CHIVALROUS OF YOU. 288 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:57,673 NICE WORK, POP. 289 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:58,674 GOOD MORNING! 290 00:11:58,848 --> 00:11:59,719 GOOD MORNING! 291 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,285 All: MORNING! 292 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,114 THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE MACS 293 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,727 CELEBRATES THE HISTORY OF SCOTTISH DESCENDANTS 294 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,729 WITH A WONDERFUL RANGE OF ACTIVITIES. 295 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,121 INCLUDING... 296 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,167 THE FABULOUS MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES 297 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,213 IN WHICH 4 LUCKY FAMILIES WILL COMPETE 298 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,825 IN A DAY OF EXCITING ATHLETIC EVENTS. 299 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:23,917 GRAND PRIZE: THE COVETED HEART OF THE CLAN AWARD. 300 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:27,224 All: OOH! 301 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:31,794 AND, OF COURSE, EVERY VISITING MACFAMILY... 302 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,753 IS INVITED TO COMPETE. 303 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,842 MOM, CAN WE?! 304 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,147 PLEASE!? 305 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,062 NO SPORTS FOR ME. 306 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,804 THE LAST THING I NEED IS A BROKEN NOSE OR A CHIPPED TOOTH. 307 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,066 I'LL PROTECT YOU. 308 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,199 AND SO WILL TIM. HUH, WON'T YOU, BIG TIM? 309 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,853 ARE THERE ANY WEE QUESTIONS BEFORE 310 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,029 WE START THE GAMES REGISTRATION? 311 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,161 YEAH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DRESS? 312 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:55,339 MILES! 313 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:59,169 THAT'S ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD QUESTION, YOUNG MAN. 314 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,346 THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A DRESS BUT RATHER 315 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,959 A TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH KILT, 316 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,963 WHICH WE HIGHLANDERS HAVE BEEN WEARING SINCE THE 1500s. 317 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,575 BUT FIRST, WOULD YOU AND YOUR LOVELY MOTHER 318 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,099 LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO SIGN UP FOR THE GAMES? 319 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,884 WE'LL BE THE FIRST TO SIGN UP! 320 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,974 EXCELLENT. 321 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:21,931 MOM, YOU SIGN UP, TOO. 322 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,890 GO, PLEASE! 323 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:34,378 JUST FILL OUT THIS RELEASE FORM AND, UM, YOU'LL BE ALL SET. 324 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:41,646 YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF A LITTLE FRIENDLY COMPETITION, ARE YOU? 325 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:46,913 [HUMMING] 326 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:51,047 THANK YOU. 327 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:54,834 YOU KNOW WHICH ONE OF THESE IS THE GREAT MacDOUGALL CLAN TARTAN? 328 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,313 ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 329 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,881 DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 330 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:04,147 OK, WHICH ONE IS THE GREAT MacDOUGALL CLAN TARTAN? 331 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,888 LOUD AND PROUD. 332 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,065 HMM. MY EX-IN-LAWS WOULD BE SO PLEASED. 333 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:12,068 BUT NO SCOTTISH ON YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY? 334 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,854 EH, WELL, I THINK MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER 335 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,682 ON MY UNCLE'S SIDE WAS HALF-WELSH. 336 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,814 DOES THAT COUNT? 337 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:25,952 ONLY IF YOU'RE A WELSHMAN. 338 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:29,216 OUR KIDS SEEM TO BE GETTING ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE. 339 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,740 KIDS ARE VERY ADAPTABLE. 340 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,916 YEAH, UNLIKE ADULTS. 341 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,918 WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU OR ME? 342 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:39,008 YOU. MOST DEFINITELY. 343 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:42,794 YOU KNOW, YOUR BAILEY IS GONNA BE A REAL HEARTBREAKER. 344 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,231 YEAH. 345 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,450 TERRIFIES ME, YOU KNOW. 346 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,279 THE IDEA OF SOME HORMONAL TEENAGER LUSTING AFTER MY DAUGHTER. 347 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,716 SOME BATTLES YOU JUST CAN'T WIN. 348 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,284 SAYS YOU. 349 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,069 YOU KNOW, IF OUR KIDS CAN GET ALONG, 350 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,201 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CALL A TRUCE. 351 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,855 FOR THEIR SAKE. 352 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:00,987 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 353 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,379 YOU SORT OF RUB ME THE WRONG WAY. 354 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,730 YEAH, I'M SORRY WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. 355 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,169 I KNOW I CAN BE A BIT OF A BONEHEAD SOMETIMES. 356 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:13,173 HMM, WELL, MAYBE GERARD WILL GET A REAL PLUMBER 357 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,088 AND ALL OUR PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED. 358 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,394 UNTIL THEN? 359 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,222 ALL RIGHT. 360 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,528 BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME THAT FROG 361 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,009 STAYS LOCKED UP OUTSIDE. 362 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,576 YOU TWO FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING? 363 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,230 YEAH. YEAH. 364 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,493 I THINK THAT WE SOULD DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. 365 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,147 BOND A BIT. 366 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,236 HOW 'BOUT A GAME OF HORSESHOES? 367 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,760 MacDOUGALLS VERSUS MacDOUGALLS. 368 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:45,727 HORSESHOES? 369 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:46,815 YES! 370 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:47,903 OHH. 371 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,774 OK, TIM-BO. COME ON. 372 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,474 MAKE ME PROUD! 373 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:59,132 COME ON, TIM. 374 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,656 HEY, GOOD TRY, TIM! 375 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,701 YEAH, TRYING IS FINE, SYDNEY, 376 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,703 BUT IT DOESN'T WIN YOU THE BIG TROPHIES. 377 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:09,142 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST HORSESHOES, CONOR. OK? 378 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,404 JUST GIVING A LITTLE COACHING, THAT'S ALL. 379 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,622 IT'S OK, CONOR. 380 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,885 MY MOM DOESN'T REALLY GET SPORTS. 381 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,626 COME ON, BALES. 382 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,237 LET'S BRING IT HOME. 383 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,326 DAD, I TOLD YOU, NO SPORTS. 384 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,632 BAILEY, THE ONLY WAY ONE OF THESE HORSESHOES 385 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,635 IS GONNA BREAK YOUR TEETH IS IF YOU TRY AND EAT IT! 386 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:37,213 GOD, YOU CALL ME STUBBORN. 387 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,519 [GASPS] YES! 388 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,042 NO WAY! I DID IT! 389 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,089 HA HA! YOU SEE, THROWING LIKE A GIRL DOES WORK. 390 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,438 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THROWING LIKE A GIRL? 391 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,266 NOTHING. 392 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,484 NOTHING AT ALL. 393 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:53,795 EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A BOY. 394 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,753 TIM. 395 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,146 DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? 396 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,714 YES, BUT I THINK SOMEONE ELSE UPSET HIM FIRST. 397 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,498 ARE YOU GONNA GO AFTER HIM? 398 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,023 NO, HE'S--HE'S--HE'S FINE. 399 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,459 JUST NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE. 400 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,677 YOU'LL SEE. 401 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,375 HE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, 402 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,159 BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE READY FOR THE SECOND ROUND. 403 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,291 I DON'T THINK SO. 404 00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,770 YOU WERE PRETTY HARSH ON HIM. 405 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,207 YOU RAISE YOUR KIDS, I'LL RAISE MINE. 406 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,643 HOW'S THAT? 407 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,514 YOU KNOW HOW I SHOOK YOUR HAND BEFORE? 408 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,604 WELL, I TAKE IT BACK. 409 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,345 [SIGHS] COME ON, KIDS. 410 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,651 LET'S GO TO TOWN AND GET SOME LUNCH. 411 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,479 CAN'T WE STAY AND PLAY HORSESHOES? 412 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,307 NO, PLEASE. LET'S JUST GO. 413 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:28,351 BAILEY, DO YOU WANNA COME WITH US? 414 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,483 WE CAN DISCUSS HUMAN SHOES. 415 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,224 DAD? 416 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,573 GO ON. 417 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,227 SURE, MRS. MacDOUGALL. 418 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,619 CALL ME LILY. 419 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:45,629 COME ON, YOU GUYS. PLEASE, I'M STARVING. 420 00:17:45,803 --> 00:18:00,601 COME ON, YOU GUYS. PLEASE, I'M STARVING. 421 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,081 YOU OK, BUDDY? 422 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,648 HEY, DAD. 423 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,433 [SIGHS] SO WHO'S WINNING? 424 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:07,738 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 425 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,088 I'M PLAYING MYSELF. 426 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,219 SURE, IT DOES. 427 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,786 MY GRANDPA HARRY USED TO SAY 428 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,570 THAT ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL. 429 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,703 AND HE WAS WAY SMARTER THAN I AM. 430 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:20,577 YOU KNOW, TIM, BEING GOOD AT SPORTS 431 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,101 ISN'T SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS OVERNIGHT. 432 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,450 YOU NEED A LOT OF PRACTICE AND FOCUS. 433 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,147 [SCOFFING] YEAH. 434 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,715 BAILEY THREW A RINGER WITH HER EYES CLOSED. 435 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,500 YEAH, WELL, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, THAT WAS A LOT OF DUMB LUCK. 436 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:31,762 DAD, IF I PLAY IN THE MEETING 437 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,460 OF THE MACS, WE'LL LOSE FOR SURE. 438 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,288 NO, WE WON'T. 439 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,638 LIKE I SAID, WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO PREPARE AND PRACTICE. 440 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,119 AND NEVER FORGET, WE ARE THE FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS. 441 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164 WE ARE THE FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS. 442 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:45,080 [LAUGHS] SO ARE WE OK? 443 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:51,565 SURE, YEAH. 444 00:18:51,739 --> 00:19:02,097 ALL RIGHT. 445 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,100 HEY, I SAW YOUR CAR OUTSIDE. 446 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,275 WHAT HAPPENED TO LUNCH? 447 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,755 OH, HI. 448 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:11,237 WELL, NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 449 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,239 WE WERE DRIVING BY 450 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,370 AND THE KIDS WENT ALL ROBIN HOOD ON ME. 451 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,590 WHAT COULD I SAY? I WAS OUTNUMBERED. 452 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,287 YES! 453 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,593 HEY, TIM, WHY DON'T YOU GO JOIN THE REST? 454 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:23,162 SURE. 455 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,468 WOW. SYDNEY'S A BIT OF A NATURAL. 456 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,253 I KNOW. 457 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,211 SHE LOVES SPORTS AND ANIMALS. 458 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,474 AND I LOVE ART AND FASHION. 459 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,259 WHAT CAN I SAY? 460 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,348 THE APPLE FELL FAR FROM THE TREE, HUH? 461 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,741 INTO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ORCHARD. 462 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:42,529 SO DID YOU GO TO TIM OR DID HE FIND YOU? 463 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:46,576 LIKE I SAID, HE WAS FINE. 464 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,362 YES, I WENT TO HIM. 465 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,581 AND, YES, YOU WERE RIGHT. 466 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:52,930 I SEE. 467 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,323 BUT, SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE. 468 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,368 IT WAS A BIG HELP. 469 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,500 I'M GLAD. 470 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,329 SO, MAID MARIAN, GONNA SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE? 471 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,505 [SCOFFS] NO. 472 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,159 I HAVEN'T PICKED UP A BOW SINCE GIRL SCOUT CAMP. 473 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,247 NO WAY. 474 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,336 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES... 475 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,120 I THINK THE TREE SHOULD GO TO THE APPLE. 476 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,299 DON'T YOU? 477 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,692 WILL YOU GIVE ME A LESSON? 478 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,304 SO, STAND RAZOR STRAIGHT, 479 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,566 HOLD THE BOW IN YOUR LEFT HAND, 480 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,309 FEET PLANTED, HEAD DOWN, 481 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,181 ELBOWS IN... 482 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:30,403 AS YOU DRAW THE ARROW BACK 483 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,494 AND...LET HER RIP! 484 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,235 LOOK, MOM. YOU HIT IT! 485 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,453 WAY TO GO, MOM! 486 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,498 YEAH, WAY TO GO, MOM. 487 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,760 THANK YOU. 488 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,631 MOM, CAN WE GO EAT NOW? 489 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,329 OH, YES, HONEY. OF COURSE! 490 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:53,426 HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO IN ONE CAR? 491 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,646 SO WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF EXACTLY? 492 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,388 WELL, THEN, FOR STARTERS, WE'VE COCK-ALEEKIE, 493 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,957 THAT'S A LEEK AND CHICKEN SOUP SERVED WITH PRUNES. 494 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,525 NEXT WE HAVE A HAM AND HADDIE PIE. 495 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:09,572 THAT'S SMOKED HADDOCK AND BACON BAKED INTO A LUSCIOUS CASSEROLE. 496 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,660 HMM. 497 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,401 PORK BELLY BUTTIES, 498 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:16,057 THAT'S WHAT YOU AMERICANS CALL SANDWICHES. 499 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,668 CAULIFLOWER IN A CHEESE AND WHISKEY SAUCE. 500 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,584 AND FOR DESSERT, RHUBARB AND OATMEAL CRUMBLE. 501 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,803 [GASPS] 502 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,544 SO WHAT'S THIS STUFF? 503 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,806 THIS? 504 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,591 OH, THIS, MY LOVE, THIS IS HAGGIS. 505 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,854 SCOTLAND'S MOST FAMOUS DISH. 506 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,770 IT VIRTUALLY DEFIES DESCRIPTION. 507 00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:34,684 WOULD YOU CARE TO HAVE A WEE TASTE? 508 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:37,644 GO ON. 509 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,907 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO EAT THAT? [GIGGLES] 510 00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:44,564 YEAH, IT'S A BIT OF A KILTLIFTER, EH, BOY? 511 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:45,913 IT'S PRETTY GOOD. YOU SHOULD TRY SOME. 512 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,567 ANY OTHER TAKERS? 513 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:48,872 GET IT WHILE IT'S GOOD AND HOT. 514 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,265 IF YOUR 8-YEAR-OLD CAN TRY SOME, 515 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,745 SO CAN YOU. COME ON. 516 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,790 THANK YOU. 517 00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:57,446 ALL RIGHTY. 518 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,753 MMM. 519 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,755 MMM. 520 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,061 WHAT EXACTLY IS IN HAGGIS? 521 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,934 WELL, IT'S A HEARTY COMBINATION OF SHEEP'S LIVER, 522 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:10,067 HEART AND LUNG, WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BEEF KIDNEY FAT, 523 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,636 ONION AND OATMEAL, ALL SIMMERED UP INSIDE A SHEEP'S BELLY. 524 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:22,079 [GAGGING] 525 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,734 WHAT ARE YOU LIGHTWEIGHTS ALL LOOKING AT? 526 00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,433 YOU KNEW WHAT WAS IN THAT HAGGIS ALL ALONG, DIDN'T YOU? 527 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:28,651 I WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 528 00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:30,871 TRYING TO KEEP IT LIVELY FOR THE KIDS, YOU KNOW? 529 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:34,396 YOUR IDEA OF FUN IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE. 530 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,745 LITERALLY. - COME ON, LILY. 531 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,878 YOU LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF A CHALLENGE 532 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,619 EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, DON'T YA? 533 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,665 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I DON'T HAVE YOUR COMPETITIVE SPIRIT. 534 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,145 OH, NO? 535 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,016 SO, HOW DID YOU GET THE BIG-TIME JOB THEN, 536 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,931 BY NOT BEING COMPETITIVE? 537 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:50,543 I STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT'S ASSISTANT AND I WORKED MY WAY UP. 538 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:51,848 THAT'S HOW I GOT THAT JOB. 539 00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:53,763 ALL RIGHT, SO WHY DO YOU DRESS LIKE THIS? 540 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,157 ALL MADE-UP AND SWANKY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCOTTISH COUNTRYSIDE? 541 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,899 MY MOTHER USED TO SAY "ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST, 542 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,640 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GOING TO MEET." 543 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,903 WELL, ALL DUE RESPECT TO YOUR MOTHER, 544 00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:06,689 I THINK YOU JUST WANT TO BE THE BEST LOOKING WOMAN IN 50 MILES. 545 00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:17,091 HOW'S IT WORKING? 546 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,528 AH, MR. AND MRS. MacDOUGALL. 547 00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,617 [LAUGHTER] 548 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,967 NO, WE'RE NOT MARRIED. - NO. 549 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,186 WE DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER. 550 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,710 WE'RE JUST KIND OF SHARING THE SAME CABIN. 551 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:30,104 WE MISSED YOU AT THE JOUSTING FAIR. 552 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,890 AH, WE WERE IN TOWN FOR THE SCOTTISH FOOD TASTING. 553 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:36,632 HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AT THE SCOTTISH DANCE EXHIBITION TONIGHT. 554 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:39,026 EVERYONE GETS TO FLAUNT THEIR FOOTWORK. 555 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,811 AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE A GO ON THE OLD BAGPIPES. 556 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,552 WELL, I CAN'T SPEAK FOR THE NEW YORKERS 557 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,554 BUT THE BOSTONIANS WILL DEFINITELY BE THERE. 558 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,077 LOVELY. 559 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,296 MOM, CAN WE GO, TOO? 560 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,732 YOU LOVE TO DANCE. 561 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,082 IS THAT SO? 562 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,650 YES, ACTUALLY. I DO. 563 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,391 OF COURSE WE CAN GO. YES. 564 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,132 SPLENDID. 565 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:03,616 I HOPE YOU'LL SAVE ME A JIG. 566 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,488 TONIGHT THEN. 567 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,925 DANCING IS SO MAGICAL. 568 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,971 BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN EVERYONE, DON'T YOU THINK? 569 00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,060 YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK ME AGAIN AFTER TONIGHT. 570 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:14,801 CAN WE GO PRACTICE MORE ARCHERY NOW? 571 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:17,760 YES. OF COURSE. 572 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,676 WELL, I'D BEST GET BACK TO THE PLUMBING. 573 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,027 TRY AND MAKE THAT LITTLE CABIN HABITABLE ONCE AND FOR ALL. 574 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,942 TAKE YOUR SWEET TIME ON THAT, LOVE. 575 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,291 EXCUSE ME? 576 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,163 I SAID, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD, 577 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,208 YOU OUGHTA GO AND HAVE A WEE LIE DOWN. 578 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:33,950 ACTUALLY, I AM A BIT WORN OUT. 579 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:35,952 GO ON THEN. I'LL LOOK AFTER THE STALL. 580 00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:37,824 YOU'RE AN ANGEL, YOU KNOW THAT? 581 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,826 WELL, AS THE GOOD BOOK SAYS, "DO UNTO OTHERS 582 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,871 AS YOU WOULD HAVE OTHERS DO UNTO YOU." 583 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:45,484 AYE, NOTHING TRUER THAN THE GOLDEN RULE. 584 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:55,363 ESPECIALLY AS I NEED MY 40 WINKS, HUH? HA HA. 585 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,625 SLAP! 586 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,758 GOT YA! 587 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,455 WE GOTTA GET TO THE DANCE, YOU GUYS. 588 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:01,935 WHAT ARE WE ALL WAITING FOR? 589 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,024 BAILEY. SHE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR HOURS. 590 00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:07,462 PROBABLY MAKING HERSELF ALL PRETTY FOR THE DANCE. 591 00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,508 HOPE SO. 592 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,814 EW, ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER? 593 00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:13,599 MAYBE. 594 00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,992 [LAUGHS] HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR TONIGHT? 595 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,864 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M WEARING IT. 596 00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,648 BABY, I BOUGHT YOU THAT NEW DRESS. 597 00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:22,346 WHY DON'T YOU GO PUT IT ON? 598 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,525 TA-DA! 599 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,004 WHADDYA THINK? 600 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,050 DID YOU BORROW THAT FROM THAT DONALD GUY? 601 00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,008 NO, THIS IS MY VERY OWN, 602 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,620 HANDED DOWN THROUGH 5 GENERATIONS OF MacDOUGALLS. 603 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,796 AND YOU, MY SON, WILL BE NEXT. 604 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:40,626 I'M READY. 605 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,629 UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE EXPOSING A LITTLE TOO MUCH? 606 00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:46,762 I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU. 607 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,504 I THINK SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL. - ME, TOO. 608 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,245 THANKS. 609 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:57,556 HERE. THIS WILL GO PERFECTLY. 610 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:58,557 THAT LOOKS NICE. 611 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:00,776 THANKS, LILY. 612 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,125 ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY READY TO GO? 613 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,866 YEP. 614 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:11,178 [MUSIC PLAYING AND CHEERING] 615 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,615 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP BACK THERE. 616 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,530 NOTHING LIKE A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED COMPROMISE. 617 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,923 DON'T YA THINK? 618 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:18,011 I AM SHARING A CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I? 619 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:25,235 HMM. 620 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:28,282 COME, DANCE WITH YOUR FAVORITE EVENTS COORDINATOR. 621 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:31,502 HEH HEH. WATCH THE KIDS FOR A WHILE, WOULD YOU? 622 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:33,896 SURE. 623 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:38,945 GO DANCE YOUR FACE OFF. 624 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,555 THAT'S MY DAD! 625 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:47,867 IT CERTAINLY IS. 626 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,696 ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS MUST DANCE. 627 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:51,914 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 628 00:26:52,088 --> 00:27:03,709 MY SHOES ARE-- I CAN'T, I REALLY... 629 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,798 ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS MUST DANCE. 630 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:15,808 WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 631 00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:23,163 WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 632 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,774 HI. I'M KEVIN. 633 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,951 DO YOU WANNA DANCE? 634 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,651 I'M ALREADY DANCING WITH SOMEONE. 635 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,740 SERIOUSLY? 636 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,132 YEAH. 637 00:27:36,306 --> 00:27:43,966 OK, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. 638 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:53,976 COME ON. 639 00:27:54,150 --> 00:28:02,332 COME ON. 640 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,247 WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE THAT? 641 00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,814 I HAVE A COUPLE TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE 642 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,860 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 643 00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,079 COME ON, LILY! SHOW US YOUR TRICKS ON STAGE! 644 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,211 COME ON! 645 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:21,525 [ALL CHEERING] 646 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:28,402 [ALL CHEERING] 647 00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:30,970 COME ON, DAD. WHOO! 648 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:35,235 WHOO! 649 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,803 WHOO! 650 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:39,805 GO, LILY! 651 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,894 GO! 652 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:42,851 WHOO! WHOO! 653 00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:45,071 GO, MOM! 654 00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:55,081 [ALL CHEERING] 655 00:28:55,255 --> 00:29:01,348 [ALL CHEERING] 656 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:04,307 I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS A CONTEST. 657 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:07,180 MOM, YOU WERE AWESOME OUT THERE. - THANK YOU. 658 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,877 FEELS GOOD TO WIN SOMETHING, DOESN'T IT? 659 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,574 I NEVER SAID IT DIDN'T. 660 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,447 IMAGINE IF WE ACTUALLY WON THE MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES. 661 00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:14,970 HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET THROUGH 662 00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,190 THE ELIMINATIONS BEFORE WE EVEN THINK ABOUT WINNING? 663 00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:19,279 NOTHING WRONG WITH A BIT OF POSITIVE THINKING. 664 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:22,195 WELL, I'M POSITIVE WE WON'T WIN. HOW'S THAT, DAD? 665 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:25,938 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT, SWEETIE. 666 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,374 HERE, LILY. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 667 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:28,462 NO, NO, NO. YOU KEEP IT. 668 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:29,942 IT LOOKS BETTER ON YOU ANYWAY. 669 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,421 OH, REALLY? 670 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,597 DAD, CAN I? - YEAH. 671 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,948 HEY, ANYONE WANT TO GO SAY GOODNIGHT TO ROCKY? 672 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,906 I'LL GO. SURE. 673 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:44,043 JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THE LID CLOSED ON THE JAR. 674 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:48,917 BEST VISITING DANCER. HMM. 675 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:50,876 THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU. 676 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,660 BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY YOU BACK. 677 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,575 OH, IT'S REALLY NOTHING. 678 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,796 JUST PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF AND KEEP TABS ON THAT FROG 679 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,275 AND WE'LL JUST CALL IT EVEN, OK? 680 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:00,320 [CHUCKLES] 681 00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,104 AND, BY THE WAY, 682 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,324 DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M A VERY POSITIVE PERSON. 683 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:06,239 WELL, THEN WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF THEN? 684 00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,458 [SIGHS] 685 00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,373 GETTING MY KIDS' HOPES UP FOR SOMETHING 686 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:12,941 THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 687 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,901 BUT WASN'T IT YOU THAT SAID IT WAS JUST A GAME? 688 00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:19,992 YEAH, BUT THEY LOST SO MUCH WITH THE DIVORCE. 689 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,864 I DON'T WANT THEM TO HAVE ANY MORE DISAPPOINTMENT. 690 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:27,434 BUT WHAT IF THEY WIN? 691 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:33,440 BY THE WAY, BAREFOOT BECOMES YOU. 692 00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:43,798 YOU LOOK GOOD IN A SKIRT, TOO. 693 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,669 YOU GONNA BE OK DOWN THERE? 694 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:53,155 NO, BUT I SHOULD PUT IN MY FLOOR TIME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 695 00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:56,898 [SIGHS] YOU KNOW... 696 00:30:57,072 --> 00:31:00,554 YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT. 697 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:02,164 I WAS VERY PROUD OF YOU. 698 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:03,862 THANKS. 699 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,038 YOU'RE A PRETTY GOOD DANCER, TOO. 700 00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:10,042 MAYBE YOU COULD TEACH ME SOMETIME. 701 00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,044 THIS STILL THE WORST VACATION EVER? 702 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:20,966 NOT EVER. 703 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,011 SYDNEY? 704 00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:24,273 HMM? 705 00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,320 HONEY, I'M SORRY. 706 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:32,934 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DAMPEN YOUR ENTHUSIASM ABOUT THE GAMES. 707 00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,327 WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING 708 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:39,071 BUT WE HAVE AS MUCH A CHANCE AS ANYONE. 709 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:41,247 IT'S OK, MOM. 710 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,640 TONIGHT WAS FUN. 711 00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:46,382 MAYBE SOME DAY I'LL WEAR A DRESS. 712 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:49,211 [CHUCKLES] 713 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,518 WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THE MEETING 714 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:54,434 OF THE MACS GAMES TRIAL ELIMINATIONS. 715 00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:57,393 [CROWD CHEERING] 716 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,526 EACH OF OUR MAC FAMILIES WILL COMPETE 717 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:04,226 IN A SAMPLING OF TRADITIONAL SCOTTISH ATHLETIC EVENTS. 718 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,228 ARE WE READY TO BEGIN? 719 00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,403 YAY. YAY! 720 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,057 I SAID... 721 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:12,060 ARE WE READY TO BEGIN!? 722 00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:16,456 [CROWD CHEERING] 723 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,936 I'M REALLY NERVOUS, DAD. 724 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,546 AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, PAL. 725 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,895 JUST COPY EVERYTHING I DO. 726 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,331 I AM SO NERVOUS. 727 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,290 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING. 728 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:26,248 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 729 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:36,302 ♪ 730 00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:56,322 ♪ 731 00:32:56,496 --> 00:33:01,501 ♪ 732 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,764 OK, EVERYONE. NOW... 733 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:07,768 GATHER YOUR STEAM BECAUSE IT'S ON TO THE STRENGTH AND AGILITY EVENTS. 734 00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:10,814 WE'LL START WITH THE FAMOUS CABER POLE TOSS, 735 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:15,167 WITH DIFFERENT SIZES AND HEFTS OF POLE PER AGE AND WEIGHT CLASS. 736 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,473 THE SAME GOES FOR THE HAMMER THROW. 737 00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:19,388 JUST ANOTHER OF THE NATIVE CONTESTS 738 00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:28,267 YOU'LL BE PLAYING ON GAME DAY. 739 00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:38,277 [♪ epic music ] 740 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:52,465 [♪ epic music ] 741 00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,772 LET ME JUST SAY YOU ALL DID A FANTASTIC JOB. 742 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,514 ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR FIRST TIME. 743 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,168 THIS IS TOUGH STUFF. 744 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:02,257 ABSOLUTELY. 745 00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:05,608 THAT SAID, THE 4 HIGHEST-SCORING FAMILIES 746 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:11,136 BASED ON OUR EAGLE-EYED OBSERVATIONS ARE... 747 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,007 THE MacALLISTERS! 748 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:15,053 ALL RIGHT! 749 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,228 THE MacNEILLS! 750 00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:18,404 WHOO! 751 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:22,060 THE MacDOUGALLS... 752 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,671 AND THE MacDOUGALLS! 753 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:29,502 YES! WHAT?! 754 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:32,244 CONGRATULATIONS, FINALISTS! 755 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,768 NOW, LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL. 756 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:39,164 WOULD ONE MEMBER FROM EACH FAMILY PLEASE DRAW A STRAW? 757 00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:47,172 IF YOUR STRAWS MATCH, YOU'RE A TEAM. 758 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,869 YEAH! 759 00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:53,352 TEAM MacDOUGALL VERSUS TEAM MacALLISTER MacNEILL! 760 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,876 WE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, HUH? 761 00:34:56,050 --> 00:35:00,010 WELL, MAYBE WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO. 762 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:03,013 SO, MOLLY, YOU STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THE PLUMBING'S GONNA GET FIXED? 763 00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,493 AFRAID NOT, DEAR. 764 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,756 POOR GERARD'S HAVING A DREADFUL TIME WITH IT. 765 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:10,456 HE HAD TO SPECIALLY ORDER NEW PARTS THIS MORNING. 766 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,849 ISN'T THERE A PROFESSIONAL PLUMBER AROUND? 767 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:15,548 BUT MY GERARD IS A PROFESSIONAL PLUMBER. 768 00:35:15,722 --> 00:35:18,203 FULLY LICENSED AND BONDED. 769 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:21,249 IT'S JUST THAT THE QUARTERS ARE SO CLOSE. 770 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,208 BUT HAVING A STRAPPING FELLOW LIKE CONOR 771 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:28,213 SO CLOSE CAN'T BE ALL THAT BAD. 772 00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:33,261 YOU HAVEN'T TASTED HIS COOKING. 773 00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:34,697 CONOR, I'M SORRY, BUT I REFUSE TO EAT ANYTHING 774 00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,657 I CAN'T SPELL, IDENTIFY OR PRONOUNCE. 775 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:39,659 ME, TOO. ME THREE. 776 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,748 TA-DA! 777 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,924 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING SCOTTISH ABOUT THAT. 778 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:47,406 HAMBURGERS, CORN ON THE COB, FRIED POTATOES. 779 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,711 AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE. 780 00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,887 OH, WHICH REMINDS ME, 781 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,498 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HAVING FOR DESSERT. 782 00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:57,198 [SIGHS] WELL, ON BEHALF OF ME AND MY FAMILY, WE THANK YOU. 783 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,244 AND ON BEHALF OF ME AND MY BROOD, THANK YOU 784 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,071 FOR HAVING FAITH THAT WE MIGHT WIN. 785 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,638 YEAH, THANKS, MOM! 786 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:09,471 TEAM MacDOUGALL! All: TEAM MacDOUGALL! 787 00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,865 DAD, WHY DO WE HAVE TO EXERCISE? 788 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,476 WHY CAN'T WE JUST PRACTICE THE DIFFERENT GAMES? 789 00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:15,608 WHY DO WE HAVE TO PRACTICE AT ALL? 790 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,653 THEY PICKED US, DIDN'T THEY? 791 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,829 FRANKLY, STILL AMAZES ME. 792 00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,875 THEY DIDN'T PICK US BECAUSE WE WERE GREAT. 793 00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,660 THEY PICKED US BECAUSE WE WEREN'T AS BAD AS THE REST. 794 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,793 AND, LET'S FACE IT, THEY WERE PRETTY BAD. 795 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:30,318 SO DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE, LIKE, THE BEST OF THE WORST? 796 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,407 IS THAT LIKE BETTER THAN BEING THE WORST OF THE BEST? 797 00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:34,409 WE'RE GONNA LOSE IF I PLAY. 798 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,498 NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE. THAT'S THE POINT. 799 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,413 THE POINT IS TO BE PREPARED. 800 00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,763 TO BE PREPARED MEANS TO BE IN SHAPE. 801 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:43,331 AND THAT MEANS EXERCISE AND ENDURANCE. 802 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,464 NOW, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 803 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:48,336 YEAH. WHO MADE YOU THE TEAM LEADER? 804 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,382 YOU WANNA CO-LEAD? 805 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:54,081 THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 806 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,343 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 807 00:36:55,517 --> 00:37:03,308 1, 2, 3... HIT IT! 808 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:13,318 [YELLING] 809 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:25,112 [YELLING] 810 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,244 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 811 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,593 WE'RE GONNA DO THE WARRIOR TWO. 812 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,769 ARMS OUT! 813 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,250 STRAIGHT AHEAD. 814 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,513 PALMS FORWARD. 815 00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,166 SEE, I CAN BE SURPRINGLY... 816 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,472 FLEXIBLE. 817 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:41,259 UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW. 818 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,783 COME ON, BAILEY! STEP IT UP! 819 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,828 PRETEND LIKE YOU GOT TO GET TO THE MALL BEFORE IT CLOSES! 820 00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:48,831 CAN'T...GO... ANY...FASTER...DAD! 821 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,485 MOM, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 822 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:52,922 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY ALL OF A SUDDEN. 823 00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:54,968 IT'S THAT TASTE OF VICTORY, RIGHT? 824 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,274 YEAH, WELL, IF YOU WERE GOING 825 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:57,492 ANY SLOWER, YOU'D BE PARKED. 826 00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:04,194 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 827 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:07,850 [ALL GROANING] 828 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,417 ANYONE MIND IF I SHOWER FIRST? 829 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:10,810 SORRY, KIDDO. AGE BEFORE BEAUTY. 830 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,812 YOU'RE UP, LILY. 831 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:15,945 THAT'S OK. WE HAVE A FULL AFTERNOON TO PRACTICE, RIGHT KIDS? 832 00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:19,209 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D TAKE TIM AND BAILEY TO FINDLAY CASTLE. 833 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,821 SHOW 'EM A BIT OF HISTORY. 834 00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:23,344 A REAL CASTLE? 835 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,606 WITH KNIGHTS AND DRAWBRIDGES? 836 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,260 WELL, MAYBE NOT THE KNIGHTS. BUT... 837 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,957 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME? 838 00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,437 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT SIGHTSEEING, 839 00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,309 BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 840 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:32,875 YEAH, BUT I PROMISED MY SON A CASTLE, 841 00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:35,443 SO I THOUGHT I'D COMPROMISE. 842 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:36,792 YOU LIKE COMPROMISES, DON'T YA? 843 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,490 NOTHING LIKE 'EM. 844 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:40,666 TELL YOU WHAT, LET'S GO TO THE CASTLE, 845 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,102 RUN LAPS AROUND IT. 846 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:44,017 AND THIS TIME, I WON'T LET YOU WIN. 847 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:52,330 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 848 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:53,505 PLUMBING SUPPLIES. 849 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,115 THAT'S RIGHT. - SIGN. 850 00:38:55,289 --> 00:39:04,603 YES. 851 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:06,344 SO WHAT ENDED YOUR MARRIAGE? 852 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:07,780 IF YOU DON'T MIND TALKING ABOUT IT. 853 00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,216 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 854 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,044 I DON'T THINK HE COULD HANDLE THE PRESSURE 855 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:14,439 OF BEING A PARENT, BEING A GROWNUP. 856 00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:18,921 SO HE, HE OPTED FOR SOMETHING 857 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,794 AND SOMEONE A LITTLE LESS COMPLICATED. 858 00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:25,275 YEAH, WELL... MY WIFE WENT AFTER THE PEST CONTROL GUY. 859 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,800 TRUE STORY. [LAUGHS] 860 00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:29,410 NOW HE OWNS THE WHOLE DARNED COMPANY. 861 00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:30,803 RAKES IN TONS OF CASH. 862 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:34,676 RAT. 863 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:35,938 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 864 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,767 NONE OF THIS IS EASY. 865 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:42,945 CHILDREN, DIVORCE, TRYING TO MAKE EVERY 866 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,601 "LEGALLY-DETERMINED" SECOND WITH YOUR KIDS COUNT. 867 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:49,038 OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE, MAKING SURE YOUR BIG VACATION 868 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,127 IS BETTER THAN THE ONE WITH THE OTHER PARENT? 869 00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:53,565 YOU SEE, YOU ARE COMPETITIVE. 870 00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,916 NO, IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT THE FUN ONE. 871 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,049 AND THEY EXPECT A LOT MORE FROM ME THAN THEY DO FROM HIM. 872 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,530 YEAH, SO YOU END UP TRYING TOO HARD. 873 00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:05,664 WE BOTH DO. 874 00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,275 I PASS MINE OFF AS CHARM AND ENTHUSIASM. 875 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,755 MMM. 876 00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:10,886 IT'S NOT QUITE WORKING. 877 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:17,676 [CHUCKLES] 878 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,330 HEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD LIKES MY MOM? 879 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:23,899 [LAUGHING] 880 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:25,379 LIKES YOUR MOM HOW? 881 00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:28,513 YOU KNOW, LIKES HER. 882 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:30,645 DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM LIKES MY DAD? 883 00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,648 ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S BEEN WAY HAPPIER IN THE LAST FEW DAYS. 884 00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:36,477 YOUR MOM'S NICE AND EVERYTHING, BUT I ALREADY HAVE A MOTHER. 885 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,827 AND I AM NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANOTHER ONE. 886 00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,916 RELAX, THEY'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED OR ANYTHING. 887 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,483 I'M JUST SAYING. 888 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,398 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE REALLY GOOD 889 00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:46,356 AT THE TRY-OUTS YESTERDAY, BY THE WAY. 890 00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:47,445 REALLY? 891 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:48,924 YEAH, CONSIDERING. 892 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,535 CONSIDERING WHAT? 893 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,232 YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL UNCOORDINATED. 894 00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:53,538 BUT YOU'RE NOT. 895 00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,454 [LAUGHTER] 896 00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:57,890 I'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS MY DAD. 897 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,761 OR YOU. 898 00:40:59,935 --> 00:41:00,936 SO WHAT'S THE POINT? 899 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,851 THERE'S NO POINT. 900 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:06,246 JUST DO YOUR BEST, ENJOY IT AND WE'LL ALL BE THERE FOR YOU. 901 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,987 COME ON. 902 00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:09,815 SO DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 903 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,251 I'M ONLY 8. 904 00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,906 I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHEN I WAS 8. 905 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,082 WELL, MORE LIKE AN ADMIRER. 906 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,997 I ADMIRE YOU. 907 00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:19,477 THANKS, MILES. 908 00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:20,608 I ADMIRE YOU. 909 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,697 REALLY? HOW? 910 00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,047 WELL, YOU'RE FUNNY, 911 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:30,096 CLEVER, A GREAT DANCER. 912 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:33,665 YOU'RE A HANDSOME LITTLE GUY, TOO. 913 00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:36,798 AND YOU'RE THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN WHO WASN'T FAMOUS. 914 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:38,452 THANKS, MILES! 915 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,759 THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME, 916 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:45,546 WELL, SINCE WE'VE BEEN ON THIS TRIP. 917 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,243 ALL RIGHT, TEAM MacDOUGALL! 918 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:51,509 IT'S TIME FOR THE FINDLAY CASTLE MARATHON! 919 00:41:51,683 --> 00:42:01,649 ♪♪♪ 920 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:15,228 ♪♪♪ 921 00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:17,709 SO HOW DO YOU WIN THIS GAME? 922 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,493 WELL, YOU DON'T PLAY AGAINST TIM, THAT'S FOR SURE. 923 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,930 HE'S AN ANIMAL. 924 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,543 ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S ALL ABOUT ELIMINATING 925 00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:27,980 YOUR OPPONENT'S KING. 926 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,504 CHECKMATE, DAD. [LAUGHS] 927 00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:33,028 [GROANS] NICE MOVE. 928 00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,944 WELL PLAYED, BUDDY. 929 00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:38,686 TIM, COULD YOU TEACH ME? 930 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:42,081 SURE. 931 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:49,958 OK, TAKE YOUR PIECES. 932 00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:53,048 LOOK AT THAT MOON. 933 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:57,966 IT'S AWESOME, ISN'T IT? 934 00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:01,970 YEAH, I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I'M ACTUALLY ON VACATION. 935 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:06,975 EXCEPT THESE CRAMPS IN MY LEGS FROM ALL THAT RUNNING. 936 00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:10,631 LEGS LOOKING FINE TO ME. 937 00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:13,025 THAT'S JUST THE WINE TALKING. 938 00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:22,425 NO...JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS. 939 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,733 MMM. [CHUCKLES] 940 00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:29,563 OOPS, SORRY. 941 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:32,653 STEPPED OUT OF BOUNDS, HUH? 942 00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:37,440 WE CAN'T JUST...NO. 943 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,225 WHAT? 944 00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:40,705 LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN, YOU MEAN. 945 00:43:40,879 --> 00:43:42,794 [LAUGHS] 946 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:53,892 LET'S JUST PUT THE CORK BACK IN THE BOTTLE AND GO TO SLEEP. 947 00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,807 GOOD NIGHT, CONOR. 948 00:43:55,981 --> 00:44:05,817 GOOD NIGHT. 949 00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:30,102 GOOD NIGHT. 950 00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:34,323 Man: SEE THAT? A PERFECT 12. 951 00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:36,238 MASTER THE CABER YET, MacDOUGALL? 952 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:37,892 WE'RE WORKING ON IT, MacALLISTER. 953 00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:39,415 SOUNDS LIKE A BIG FAT "NO" TO ME. 954 00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,200 YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN SKILLS, PAL. 955 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:42,723 WE'VE GOT OURS COVERED. 956 00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:44,682 I DON'T THINK WE'RE THE ONES WHO NEED TO WORRY. 957 00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:47,293 AND I'M NOT YOUR PAL. 958 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,122 AT LEAST NOT TILL AFTER NEXT SATURDAY ANYWAY. 959 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,646 [LAUGHS] 960 00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:59,653 ALL RIGHT! 961 00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:01,002 HEY. 962 00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:02,134 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 963 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:03,135 DESNMORE PARK. 964 00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:04,484 WHAT FOR? 965 00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:06,268 UH, HIKING AND HOPEFULLY BIRD WATCHING. 966 00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:08,053 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST IN THE U.K. 967 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,837 YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW. 968 00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:11,404 WE GOTTA DO AN EMERGENCY PRACTICE. 969 00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:14,450 THE OPPOSITION ARE TOSSING THOSE CABERS LIKE THEY'RE CHOPSTICKS. 970 00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:16,409 THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO PRACTICE. 971 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,454 COME ON, KIDS, LET'S GO BEFORE THOSE TRAILS GET TOO CROWDED. COME ON. 972 00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:20,848 MOM, MAYBE WE SHOULD PRACTICE FIRST LIKE YESTERDAY. 973 00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,242 PLUS, I SAID I'D BE THERE FOR TIM. 974 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,897 AND I SHOULD BE THERE FOR BAILEY. 975 00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:27,986 WE'LL BE BACK BY 3:00. 976 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,728 OR MAYBE EVEN 4:00. COME ON, COME ON. 977 00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:34,775 WARM UP THOSE CABERS FOR US, OK? 978 00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:36,951 IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. 979 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,041 STILL NO SIGN OF THOSE NEW PLUMBING SUPPLIES? 980 00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:41,739 NO, NOTHING AT ALL. 981 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:44,045 AH, THIS IS A FINE HOW-DO-YOU-DO. 982 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:46,918 WITHOUT THOSE SPECIAL DRAINS AND PIPE FITTINGS 983 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,050 THERE'S NOTHING MORE I CAN DO. 984 00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:51,096 OH, I'M SURE THEY'LL TURN UP EVENTUALLY. 985 00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,011 AYE. 986 00:45:53,185 --> 00:45:54,882 [SIGHS] ALL I'VE SEEN IS A COUPLE 987 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,363 OF SCRUFFY SQUIRRELS AND AN OLD SHOE. 988 00:45:57,537 --> 00:46:00,322 THIS GUIDE BOOK SAYS THIS PLACE IS SWARMING WITH RARE BIRDS. 989 00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:03,499 MAYBE THEY'RE ALL ASLEEP OR ON VACATION. 990 00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:06,676 OR OFF PRACTICING FOR THE MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES. 991 00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,330 LIKE WE SHOULD BE. 992 00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:10,289 HERE WE ARE SURROUNDED BY ALL THIS INCREDIBLE BEAUTY 993 00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:12,030 AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ARE THOSE SILLY GAMES. 994 00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,858 [BIRD CHIRPS] I DON'T GET IT. 995 00:46:14,032 --> 00:46:15,990 YESTERDAY, IT WAS LIKE YOU REALLY CARED 996 00:46:16,164 --> 00:46:19,951 ABOUT WINNING AND TODAY ALL YOU SEEM TO CARE ABOUT IS BIRDS. 997 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:23,084 OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT US DOING WELL, HONEY. 998 00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:25,173 I JUST WANTED SOME TIME ALONE AS A FAMILY AWAY 999 00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:26,566 FROM THE OTHER MacDOUGALLS. 1000 00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:33,442 WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT MILES AND I WANT? 1001 00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:36,794 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SUPPOSE IT IS A BIT WINDY. 1002 00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:38,186 LET'S GO BACK. 1003 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,928 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU BALANCE THE THIN END 1004 00:46:41,102 --> 00:46:43,452 IN BOTH YOUR HANDS LIKE THIS 1005 00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,324 AND YOU WALK FORWARD 1006 00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:47,195 AND YOU THROW AND THE FAT END SHOULD-- 1007 00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,849 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STUCK HERE 1008 00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:50,416 FLINGING THESE STUPID LOGS WHILE THE OTHERS 1009 00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:52,635 ARE IN SOME BEAUTIFUL PARK SOMEWHERE. 1010 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,247 YEAH, THAT'S THE PARK WITH THE BIRD SANCTUARY I WANTED TO SEE. 1011 00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:58,772 [SIGHS] WELL, LIKE I WAS SAYING, 1012 00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,121 THE FAT END SHOULD GO FIRST 1013 00:47:00,295 --> 00:47:02,036 FOLLOWED BY THE THIN END 1014 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,298 WHICH WOULD MAKE IT 12 O'CLOCK. 1015 00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:05,779 NOW, WATCH ME. 1016 00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:09,174 UH! 1017 00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:12,220 [SIGHS] WELL, NOT PERFECT, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. 1018 00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:15,136 NOW, YOU GUYS HAVE A GO. 1019 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:22,143 ALL RIGHT, BALES. YOU'RE UP. 1020 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:32,153 OK? 1021 00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:43,773 OK? 1022 00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:45,166 BABY, ARE YOU OK? 1023 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:46,254 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDA GONE TO THE PARK. 1024 00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:48,866 UH-OH. IS THAT BLOOD? 1025 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,389 BLOOD? 1026 00:47:50,563 --> 00:47:51,651 BLOOD! 1027 00:47:51,825 --> 00:47:52,957 [CRIES] 1028 00:47:53,131 --> 00:48:00,965 IT'S OK. IT'S OK. 1029 00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:03,358 OH, YOU'RE LUCKY. 1030 00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:05,621 THAT'S JUST A SCRATCH. 1031 00:48:05,795 --> 00:48:12,324 KEEP ICING IT AND THE SWELLING SHOULD GO DOWN IN NO TIME. 1032 00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,152 [CRYING] 1033 00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:17,546 OH, BALES, HONEY, DON'T CRY. 1034 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,897 YOU SAID YOU'D PROTECT ME. 1035 00:48:20,071 --> 00:48:24,075 I DID PROTECT YOU. 1036 00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:26,294 TIMMY, COULD YOU PASS ME MY MAKEUP? 1037 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:29,123 SURE. 1038 00:48:29,297 --> 00:48:30,298 RIGHT. 1039 00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:32,953 BEST GET BACK TO WORK. 1040 00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:36,087 BUT IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE... 1041 00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:40,569 HERE'S MY PRIVATE MOBILE NUMBER. 1042 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:44,051 DON'T HESITATE TO CALL, DAY OR NIGHT. 1043 00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:47,011 I WON'T. 1044 00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:51,145 BAILEY, ICE PACK! 1045 00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:53,060 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU DELIVERED IT TO, 1046 00:48:53,234 --> 00:48:55,454 BUT IT WASN'T ANYONE HERE. 1047 00:48:55,628 --> 00:48:59,545 DID YOU GET A SIGNATURE? 1048 00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:05,986 MOLLY FERGUSON AT 12:20...YESTERDAY? 1049 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,686 AYE, WE DO HAVE SOMEONE HERE BY THAT NAME, BUT... 1050 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:20,261 OK, I'LL ASK HER. THANK YOU. 1051 00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,436 IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW. 1052 00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,438 YEAH, I KNOW. 1053 00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,353 I SHOULD'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHERE 1054 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:28,313 THE CABER WAS HEADING INSTEAD OF HOW BADLY SHE WAS TOSSING IT. 1055 00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:30,315 YEAH, THAT'S BAD, BUT... 1056 00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:36,234 WHAT I MEANT IS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT MY KIDS ARE MAD AT ME. 1057 00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:38,627 WAIT, YOU THINK IT'S MY FAULT 'CAUSE 1058 00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:43,415 YOU TOOK YOUR KIDS TO THE PARK INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM PRACTICE? 1059 00:49:43,589 --> 00:49:46,374 I NEEDED TO BE AWAY FROM YOU THIS MORNING. 1060 00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:52,032 WHY? OH, BECAUSE WE ALMOST... 1061 00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:55,122 WELL, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY. 1062 00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:57,820 I USED MY CHILDREN TO AVOID YOU. 1063 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,474 I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER. 1064 00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:01,302 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 1065 00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,087 AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO AVOID ME? 1066 00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:05,524 IT'S NOT AS THOUGH ANYTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 1067 00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:08,222 EXCEPT MAYBE I DRANK TOO MUCH. 1068 00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:11,008 WAIT, NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU HAD TO DRINK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE 1069 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,531 OF WINE JUST TO WANT TO KISS ME? 1070 00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,446 IT WAS HALF A BOTTLE OF WINE 1071 00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:16,143 AND DON'T YOU PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH. 1072 00:50:16,317 --> 00:50:17,840 WELL, I DON'T NEED TO BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY SAID THEM. 1073 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,538 THEY CAME RIGHT OUT. 1074 00:50:19,712 --> 00:50:28,242 DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME OR NOT? 1075 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,636 YOU KNOW, THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING AN ADULT IS SOMETIMES 1076 00:50:30,810 --> 00:50:35,336 YOU CAN'T DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU WANT TO DO IT. 1077 00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:45,520 [WHISPERS] IS THAT A YES OR A NO? 1078 00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:47,000 WHAT'S ON YOUR HAND? 1079 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:49,350 IT'S A CELL PHONE NUMBER. 1080 00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:51,396 OH. 1081 00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:54,181 HEATHER'S. 1082 00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:55,965 HEATHER? 1083 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,750 GUEST RELATIONS HEATHER? 1084 00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,621 THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS PANTING ALL OVER YOU? 1085 00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,884 SHE'S NOT ALWAYS PANTING OVER ME. 1086 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,495 YES, SHE IS! 1087 00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:04,800 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 1088 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:08,413 NO. NO, OF COURSE I'M NOT JEALOUS. 1089 00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:14,593 OK, SO YOU WON'T MIND IF I ASK HER OUT FOR A DRINK TONIGHT. 1090 00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:16,160 NO. WHAT ABOUT BAILEY? 1091 00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:17,857 OH, BAILEY'S FINE. 1092 00:51:18,031 --> 00:51:21,600 SHE DOESN'T NEED ME AROUND AT ALL THIS EVENING. 1093 00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:22,818 FINE. 1094 00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:24,211 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1095 00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:26,344 I DON'T CARE. 1096 00:51:26,518 --> 00:51:28,563 OK. BAILEY CAN LOOK AFTER TIM 1097 00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,522 AND SYDNEY AND MILES, TOO, IF YOU LIKE 1098 00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:32,480 IF YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ME TIME! 1099 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:35,222 YEAH. YEAH, I NEED SOME ME TIME! 1100 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:41,446 [SCOFFS] 1101 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:42,577 [CLEARS THROAT] 1102 00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:45,014 HI, DONALD. 1103 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,365 JUST PASSING BY. 1104 00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:50,237 WAS WONDERING HOW YOUNG BAILEY WAS DOING AFTER HER WEE MISHAP. 1105 00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:51,499 OH, SHE'S FINE. 1106 00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,110 IT'S JUST A SCRATCH ON HER HEAD. 1107 00:51:53,284 --> 00:51:54,589 THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 1108 00:51:54,763 --> 00:51:56,374 SPLENDID. 1109 00:51:56,548 --> 00:52:02,597 SO...TEAM MacDOUGALL IS STILL INTACT? 1110 00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:05,600 YEAH, I THINK SO. 1111 00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:12,738 AND MIGHT I ADD, YOU'RE LOOKING AS LOVELY AS A SUNRISE. 1112 00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:20,267 DONALD, ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT? 1113 00:52:20,441 --> 00:52:22,356 OF COURSE, THE MEETING OF THE MACS IS OUR BIGGEST EVENT, 1114 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,576 BUT I ALSO GET TO WORK 1115 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,404 ON ALL KINDS OF OTHER EXCITING ACTIVITIES. 1116 00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:28,797 IT'S PRETTY MUCH GO-GO-GO AROUND HERE. 1117 00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,538 THAT IS, WHEN I'M NOT SKY-DIVING, 1118 00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,758 CHASING TERRORISTS, OR HUNTING KILLER WHALES. 1119 00:52:32,932 --> 00:52:36,588 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE LISTENING, ARE YOU? 1120 00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:38,459 OH, NO. 1121 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:42,855 SORRY, I THINK I'M STILL RATTLED BY THE CABER TOSSING INCIDENT. 1122 00:52:43,029 --> 00:52:45,249 I KEEP ON THINKING HOW MUCH WORSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN. 1123 00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,164 GUILT IS A WASTED EMOTION, CONOR. 1124 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:49,253 DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TEACH YOU THAT? 1125 00:52:49,427 --> 00:52:50,689 [LAUGHING] YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE GOT NO KIDS. 1126 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,212 ME, NO. 1127 00:52:52,386 --> 00:52:55,694 [GIGGLES] OH, THEY'RE FINE FOR OTHER PEOPLE 1128 00:52:55,868 --> 00:52:57,957 AND I ENJOY BEING AROUND THEM AT EVENTS AND SUCH, 1129 00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:02,570 BUT BEING A PARENT JUST ISN'T ON MY SCHEDULE. 1130 00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:07,706 YEAH. 1131 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,621 ANOTHER ROUND? 1132 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:14,495 MM-HMM. [GIGGLES] 1133 00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:20,675 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTER] 1134 00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:23,591 YOU WENT SWIMMING IN A KILT? 1135 00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:25,985 YEAH, WELL, IT HELPS YOU FLOAT. 1136 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,116 REALLY? 1137 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:30,337 [LAUGHS] 1138 00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:31,904 HELLO, CONOR. 1139 00:53:32,078 --> 00:53:33,210 HOW WAS YOUR EVENING? 1140 00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:35,212 OH, PEACHY. 1141 00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:37,214 HELLO, DONALD. 1142 00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:40,260 EVENING, CONOR. 1143 00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:43,220 SO IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY OR CAN ANYBODY JOIN IN? 1144 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,787 WELL, I SHOULD BE GOING. 1145 00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,094 BUSY MORNING TOMORROW. 1146 00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:51,750 KILT WRESTLING AND A GOOD, OLD-TIME SCOTTISH SING-ALONG. 1147 00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:53,273 KILT WRESTLING! 1148 00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:58,017 THAT SOUNDS FASCINATING. 1149 00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:04,371 THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY, DONALD. 1150 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:11,552 SLEEP TIGHT. 1151 00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:13,902 WHAT? 1152 00:54:14,076 --> 00:54:16,775 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 1153 00:54:16,949 --> 00:54:19,778 I JUST HAD A VISITOR. 1154 00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:21,649 WITH THE KIDS AROUND? 1155 00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:23,956 WE WERE JUST TALKING. 1156 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,610 WHICH IS A WHOLE LOT LESS 1157 00:54:25,784 --> 00:54:29,222 THAN YOU DID WITH THAT LITTLE SCOTTISH TERRIER, I BET. 1158 00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:31,616 YOU'RE JEALOUS. 1159 00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:36,447 AND YOU'RE NOT? 1160 00:54:36,621 --> 00:54:44,324 OF COURSE I'M JEALOUS. 1161 00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:48,285 THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA. 1162 00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:50,591 WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS. 1163 00:54:50,765 --> 00:54:51,853 I KNOW. 1164 00:54:52,027 --> 00:55:05,737 IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 1165 00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:14,572 [WHISPERS] LIKE I SAID, THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 1166 00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:18,358 WAIT! 1167 00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:28,368 DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FEEL THAT, TOO? 1168 00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:49,824 DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T FEEL THAT, TOO? 1169 00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:59,051 [GROANING] 1170 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:03,882 ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE'S CALLED THE SHEAF TOSS. 1171 00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:07,755 AND THE IDEA IS TO THROW IT OVER THE TOP OF THE BAR. 1172 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,366 IT'S WICKED FUN, GUYS. 1173 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:11,542 WATCH. 1174 00:56:11,716 --> 00:56:12,673 COOL. 1175 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,632 HEY! 1176 00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:17,374 WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR CO-CAPTAIN. 1177 00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:18,505 NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 1178 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,464 I'M SORRY. I WENT BACK TO SLEEP. 1179 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:21,813 I DON'T KNOW HOW AND I KNOW 1180 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,902 THAT WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. SORRY. 1181 00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:25,382 YEP. SHOW US HOW IT'S DONE. 1182 00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,775 COULD I JUST FINISH MY COFFEE FIRST? 1183 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:29,821 BESIDES, IT'S WINDY AS ALL GET OUT. 1184 00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,083 WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE MEANTIME? 1185 00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:32,998 JUST STAND AROUND AND WATCH? 1186 00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:34,913 COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1187 00:56:35,087 --> 00:56:40,919 YEAH. 1188 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:42,094 HEY. 1189 00:56:42,268 --> 00:56:44,749 HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? 1190 00:56:44,923 --> 00:56:47,012 GOOD. JUST PRACTICING FOR THE SHEAF TOSS. 1191 00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:48,405 FOR THE GAMES. 1192 00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:50,581 CONOR, WHATEVER DID OR DID NOT HAPPEN 1193 00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:53,714 BETWEEN US LAST NIGHT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE RUDE TO ME. 1194 00:56:53,888 --> 00:56:55,281 HEY, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 1195 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,239 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST WOMAN TO WALK AWAY FROM ME NOW. 1196 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,069 OK, WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST MAN I EVER WALKED AWAY FROM. 1197 00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:02,549 GOOD. SO, WE'RE EVEN. 1198 00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:03,942 NOW WHAT? 1199 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,552 LET ME QUOTE YOU, "YOU CAN EITHER MAKE 1200 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:15,562 THIS EASY OR YOU CAN MAKE IT HARD." 1201 00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:16,868 SEE YOU LATER. 1202 00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:20,175 SEE YA. 1203 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,873 WHO'S THAT? - NOBODY, DAD. 1204 00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:24,310 WELL, LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY, OK? 1205 00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,790 HEY, IF I MAY SAY SO, 1206 00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:26,878 YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB WITH THAT CONCEALER. 1207 00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:28,445 I CAN BARELY SEE YOUR SCRATCH. 1208 00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,577 REALLY? I STILL FEEL GROSS. 1209 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,144 YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT SURPRISING WITH ALL 1210 00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:33,667 THE MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE. 1211 00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:35,800 YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A HALLOWEEN MASK. 1212 00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,845 I SHOULD BE WEARING A CRASH HELMET WITH YOU AS A COACH. 1213 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,586 BAILEY, THAT IS ENOUGH. 1214 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,588 SAY IT, DAD. YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO GROW UP. 1215 00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:44,548 UH, LOOK, THIS MIGHT BE NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 1216 00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:46,767 BUT AS A WOMAN AND AS A MOTHER, 1217 00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:48,116 BAILEY LOOKS FINE WITH A LITTLE MAKEUP. 1218 00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,771 AND THAT'S ALL IT IS, JUST A LITTLE MAKEUP. 1219 00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:51,816 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 1220 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,513 IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 1221 00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:55,689 I THINK I KNOW BEST HOW TO LOOK AFTER MY CHILDREN. 1222 00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:58,039 OH, YEAH. LIKE LETTING THEM PLAY WITH A PITCHFORK? 1223 00:57:58,213 --> 00:57:59,127 AFTER WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. 1224 00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:00,781 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1225 00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:03,088 THIS THING IS AS BLUNT AS BUTTER. LOOK. 1226 00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:05,351 ACTUALLY, DAD, IT DOES SEEM A LITTLE SCARY. 1227 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:10,617 YEAH, COUNT ME OUT. 1228 00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,880 WELL, THAT'S JUST SWELL. 1229 00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:14,621 WHAT KIND OF A TEAM CAPTAIN ARE YOU ANYWAY? 1230 00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:17,058 A RESPONSIBLE ONE, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW. 1231 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:18,669 MOM, STOP IT. 1232 00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,540 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE WHEN YOU AND DAD WERE MARRIED. 1233 00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:25,763 YEAH, LIKE YOU AND MOM, TOO. 1234 00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,069 OK. 1235 00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,636 I'M SORRY, KIDS. 1236 00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:31,595 I'M SORRY, TOO. 1237 00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:35,207 DAD, ARE YOU AND LILY GETTING MARRIED? - WHAT? 1238 00:58:35,381 --> 00:58:37,688 WELL, YOU WERE KISSING EACH OTHER LAST NIGHT. 1239 00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:38,819 WAIT--WHAT!? 1240 00:58:38,993 --> 00:58:40,038 REALLY? 1241 00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:41,996 I SAW THEM ON THE FRONT DECK. 1242 00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,608 ARE YOU GUYS MOVING TO NEW YORK? 1243 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,088 OK, LISTEN. THERE'S GONNA BE NO KISSING. 1244 00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:48,481 THERE'S NO GETTING MARRIED. 1245 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,135 AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO MOVING ANYWHERE. 1246 00:58:50,309 --> 00:58:52,529 EXCEPT OUT OF THAT CABIN. WE'LL GO. - NO, WE'LL GO. 1247 00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,008 WHAT? I LIKE OUR CABIN. 1248 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,662 ME, TOO, MOM. - WHY SHOULD WE MOVE? 1249 00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:56,924 WE WERE THERE FIRST. 1250 00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:58,665 AT LEAST YOU HAVE A MATTRESS. 1251 00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:00,014 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THE FLOOR. 1252 00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,799 MAYBE IT'LL TOUGHEN YOU UP A BIT. 1253 00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:03,757 HEY! DON'T TALK TO MY BROTHER THAT WAY! 1254 00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,106 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 1255 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,719 WAIT! OK! I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE, OK? 1256 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:11,983 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT SEPARATE CABINS? 1257 00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:14,899 WE HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY SURE SINCE THE DAY WE ARRIVED. 1258 00:59:15,073 --> 00:59:19,686 I KNOW, BUT YOU SEEMED TO BE ALL GETTING ALONG SO WARMLY. 1259 00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,994 MOLLY...IS THE CABIN READY OR NOT? 1260 00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:26,606 WELL, THE PLUMBING IS TIP-TOP, BUT THE CABIN IS NOT VERY COMFORTABLE. 1261 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,869 MOLLY, FOR PETE'S SAKE, 1262 00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:33,744 PLEASE GIVE THESE NICE, PATIENT FOLKS THE KEY TO CABIN 18. 1263 00:59:33,918 --> 00:59:35,963 WHICH IS, IN FACT, FIT FOR PURPOSE. 1264 00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:37,748 NO. I SAID WE'D MOVE. 1265 00:59:37,922 --> 00:59:38,966 NO, NO, NO. WE'LL MOVE. 1266 00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,881 NO, NO, NO. LAST IN, FIRST OUT. 1267 00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:42,274 WHAT KIND OF STUPID LOGIC IS THAT? 1268 00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:44,189 OH, SO NOW I'M STUPID? 1269 00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:46,626 YOU'RE NOT STUPID, YOU'RE JUST BULLHEADED AND STUBBORN. 1270 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,585 OH, AND WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO, MY EX-WIFE? 1271 00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:50,064 THAT'S THAT! 1272 00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:51,544 PLEASE, JUST LET ME. - THAT IS IT! 1273 00:59:51,718 --> 00:59:54,591 NO! NO! DON'T PLAY. 1274 00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:56,941 I'LL LET HIM STAY THERE. 1275 00:59:57,115 --> 00:59:58,377 AYE. 1276 00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:01,075 STILL THINK THEY'RE A LOVE MATCH? 1277 01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:04,296 [CHUCKLING] YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE MY DARLING WIFE. 1278 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:06,777 SHE'S REALLY HAD YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, 1279 01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:11,956 BUT SHE MAY HAVE GONE A TAD TOO FAR. 1280 01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:16,395 MOLLY, WERE YOU TRYING TO KEEP US TOGETHER? 1281 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,919 NOT AT FIRST, BUT, WELL... 1282 01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:23,924 THAT IS THE ICING ON A VERY BADLY BAKED CAKE. 1283 01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:25,926 I... 1284 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,190 EH! 1285 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:32,629 NEW CABIN'S HALF-PRICE FOR YOUR TROUBLE. 1286 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:34,456 [DOOR CLOSES] 1287 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,068 I STILL THINK THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER. 1288 01:00:37,242 --> 01:00:40,593 AH, YOU GOT THE CRAZY PART RIGHT. 1289 01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:46,991 COME ON, ROCKY. 1290 01:00:47,165 --> 01:00:48,993 PARDON ME. 1291 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:50,777 IS THE CABIN NICE, DAD? 1292 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,170 LIKE THE RITZ-CARLTON COMPARED TO THIS PLACE. 1293 01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:54,128 DID YOU FEED ROCKY? - YEP. 1294 01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:58,045 LILY, DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT YOUR SHAWL BACK? 1295 01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,308 NO, HONEY, YOU KEEP IT. 1296 01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:01,962 LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ON YOU. 1297 01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:06,706 YOU ENJOY IT. THANKS. 1298 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,144 OH, GOOD, WE CAUGHT YOU. 1299 01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:12,843 HAVE A BIT OF OFFICIAL BUSINESS TO DISCUSS. 1300 01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:14,845 WHAT KIND OF OFFICIAL BUSINESS? 1301 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:16,934 WE'RE HERE TO RECONFIRM THAT, 1302 01:01:17,108 --> 01:01:19,937 UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU'RE STILL 1303 01:01:20,111 --> 01:01:22,766 ALL PLANNING TO COMPETE IN THE GAMES TOGETHER. 1304 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:26,160 COOPERATION BEING OF NUMBER-ONE IMPORTANCE 1305 01:01:26,334 --> 01:01:28,336 TO THE SUCCESS AND ENJOYMENT 1306 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:30,425 OF THE SPORTING EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW? 1307 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,906 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU SAYING, HEATHER? 1308 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,908 WE WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU TWO WON'T START FIGHTING 1309 01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,954 IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL AND CAUSE A SCENE. 1310 01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:38,738 OH. - IT COULD BE BAD P.R. 1311 01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,827 FOR THE GAMES, THIS RESORT 1312 01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,961 AND, WELL... SCOTLAND IN GENERAL. 1313 01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,006 DON'T FORGET THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. 1314 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,139 SO DO WE NEED TO SIGN SOMETHING IN BLOOD 1315 01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:51,055 OR IS A SIMPLE "WE'LL BEHAVE" GONNA SUFFICE? 1316 01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,143 NO BLOOD. 1317 01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:54,014 YES, THAT WOULD BE THE POINT. 1318 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:58,062 MOM, I REALLY STILL WANT TO PLAY. 1319 01:01:58,236 --> 01:01:59,672 WE'LL BEHAVE. 1320 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:01,108 EXCELLENT. 1321 01:02:01,282 --> 01:02:04,721 WOULD'VE BEEN RATHER A MESS IF YOU SAID NO. 1322 01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:08,855 COME ON, GUYS. 1323 01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,596 SEE YOU, MAN. 1324 01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:20,867 SEE YOU. BYE. 1325 01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:23,304 WELL, THIS IS NICE AND COZY, ISN'T IT? 1326 01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:25,350 IT'S HALF THE SIZE OF THE OTHER CABIN. 1327 01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,961 AND THERE'S ONLY HALF AS MANY OF US, SO WE'RE EVEN, AREN'T WE? 1328 01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,571 SO, IS THIS WHAT THE RITZ-CARLTON LOOKS LIKE? 1329 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,400 YES, TIM. EXACTLY. 1330 01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:34,751 IS THERE EVEN A BATHROOM IN HERE? 1331 01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:36,448 OF COURSE. 1332 01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:49,809 AND IT SHOULD BE IN PERFECT WORKING CONDITION. 1333 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:51,942 [SIGHS] COME ON, BALES. 1334 01:02:52,116 --> 01:02:53,378 IT'S ONLY FOR A FEW NIGHTS. 1335 01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:54,988 I KNOW. 1336 01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:58,209 IT'S JUST SO...QUIET. 1337 01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:03,475 LOOK, I SAY LET'S ENJOY IT. 1338 01:03:03,649 --> 01:03:05,129 WE CAN ALL CAMP OUT IN HERE. 1339 01:03:05,303 --> 01:03:07,174 HAVE SOME FUN. 1340 01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:10,351 I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN SUCH A BRAT, DAD. 1341 01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:13,964 I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN ANY OF THAT STUFF ABOUT YOU 1342 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:18,229 NOT PROTECTING ME OR WANTING ME TO GROW UP. 1343 01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:21,972 KNOW THIS, SWEETIE, NO MATTER HOW BIG YOU GET, 1344 01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:25,279 YOU'LL ALWAYS GONNA BE MY LITTLE GIRL. 1345 01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:28,848 IT'S A DAD THING. 1346 01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:31,764 DID YOU REALLY KISS LILY? 1347 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,244 DOES IT MATTER? 1348 01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:34,245 I DON'T KNOW. 1349 01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:35,724 IT SHOULD. 1350 01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:40,947 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'D TELL ME? 1351 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:44,342 LOOK, WHATEVER HAPPENED, IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 1352 01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:46,387 END OF STORY. 1353 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:50,783 [LOUD TOILET FLUSH] 1354 01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:52,176 OH, MY GOD. 1355 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,612 WHAT WAS THAT? 1356 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:56,571 I THINK THAT MUST BE THE "TIP-TOP" PLUMBING. 1357 01:03:56,745 --> 01:04:01,141 STILL THINK IT'S TOO QUIET? 1358 01:04:01,315 --> 01:04:11,151 NEXT TIME, EAR PLUGS. 1359 01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:17,201 NEXT TIME, EAR PLUGS. 1360 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:20,378 [SIGHS] 1361 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:22,119 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 1362 01:04:22,293 --> 01:04:24,251 THIS WAS OUR WORST EVENT IN THE TRIALS. 1363 01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:25,992 LET'S TRY AND MAKE IT OUR BEST. OK? 1364 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,037 IS EVERYBODY WITH ME? 1365 01:04:27,211 --> 01:04:28,952 WELL, UH... 1366 01:04:29,126 --> 01:04:30,823 I SAID, IS EVERYBODY WITH ME!? 1367 01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,520 CONOR, IT'S POURING RAIN! 1368 01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:34,000 DO WE HAVE TO BE OUT HERE? 1369 01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,480 OH, COME ON! 1370 01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,960 WHAT IS RAIN TO THE FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS? 1371 01:04:37,134 --> 01:04:38,526 AAH! 1372 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:41,878 ALL RIGHT, WHEN I SAY GO, EVERYBODY, 1373 01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:44,315 EYES UP, KNEES BENT, SACKS HIGH. 1374 01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,492 ALL RIGHT, AND GO! 1375 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:50,451 [ALL YELLING] 1376 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,018 COME ON, HURRY UP! 1377 01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,498 TIM, HIGHER, HIGHER! 1378 01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:56,718 COME ON! YOU GO, LILY! 1379 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:57,763 [ALL YELLING] 1380 01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:01,985 OH! [ALL SCREAM] 1381 01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:04,770 OK. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1382 01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:05,945 COME ON. 1383 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:09,253 WE QUIT THIS TEAM! 1384 01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:11,255 SYDNEY, MILES. 1385 01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:12,256 WE'RE QUITTING THESE GAMES. 1386 01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:14,867 WE'RE GOING HOME! 1387 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,869 OK, GO! 1388 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,392 GO! 1389 01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:20,177 THE BOSTON MacDOUGALLS DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY! 1390 01:05:20,351 --> 01:05:22,701 WE'RE GONNA BE FINE WITHOUT YOU! 1391 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,181 SORRY, GUYS. 1392 01:05:24,355 --> 01:05:27,140 I JUST TRIPPED. 1393 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:28,359 IT'S OK. WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. 1394 01:05:28,533 --> 01:05:32,406 IT WAS JUST A-- JUST A LITTLE SETBACK. 1395 01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,539 MOM, ARE WE GOING HOME NOW? 1396 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:37,107 NO, HONEY, WE HAVE THREE MORE DAYS LEFT IN SCOTLAND. 1397 01:05:37,281 --> 01:05:39,022 TO DO WHAT? 1398 01:05:39,196 --> 01:05:41,676 WATCH THEM WIN THE MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES WITHOUT US? 1399 01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:45,071 NO, WE'RE GONNA DRIVE TO EDINBURGH AND GLASGOW. 1400 01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:46,681 AND WE'RE GONNA SIGHTSEE ALONG THE WAY! 1401 01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:49,336 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA CHECK INTO A REAL HOTEL 1402 01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:51,251 WITH DUVETS AND CHOCOLATES ON THE PILLOW. 1403 01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:59,085 SOUND GOOD? 1404 01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:01,522 SO WHAT? ONE FAMILY CAN'T PLAY? 1405 01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,437 WHAT KIND OF STUPID RULE IS THAT? 1406 01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:06,136 THE ONLY KIND THAT MAKES ANY SENSE. 1407 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:09,095 YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH HALF A TEAM. 1408 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,444 SO, WHAT THEN? 1409 01:06:10,618 --> 01:06:13,056 WE'RE OUT, RIGHT? 1410 01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:15,275 WE TRAVEL THOUSANDS OF MILES TO COME HERE 1411 01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,756 AND WE'RE OUT OVER SOME STUPID, PETTY RULE? 1412 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,540 YES. 1413 01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:21,542 UNLESS YOU CAN GET YOUR TEAMMATES BACK. 1414 01:06:21,716 --> 01:06:23,544 THE RULES ARE THE RULES, CONOR. 1415 01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:35,295 I'M SORRY. 1416 01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:37,254 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A VACANCY. 1417 01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:40,170 OH, SHE'LL BE BACK, MARK MY WORDS. 1418 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,215 [LAUGHS] YOU NEVER GIVE UP, DO YOU? 1419 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:44,304 WELL, I'VE STAYED MARRIED TO YOU FOR 41 YEARS. 1420 01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:49,005 YOU TELL ME! 1421 01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:53,183 WHERE'D THEY GO? 1422 01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:55,489 SHE'S ON HER WAY TO GLASGOW, I'M AFRAID. 1423 01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:58,405 SHE'S VISITING ST. ABERNATHY'S CHURCH. 1424 01:06:58,579 --> 01:07:05,499 IF YOU GO THERE NOW, YOU'LL CATCH HER. 1425 01:07:05,673 --> 01:07:07,675 ISN'T IT GORGEOUS, SYD? 1426 01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:12,680 IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ONE OF YOUR OLD STORYBOOKS. 1427 01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:22,603 COME ON. OVER HERE. 1428 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:25,476 NOW, IT SAYS HERE BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE SOUGHT REFUGE HERE 1429 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,391 AFTER THE BATTLE OF CULLODEN. 1430 01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:28,696 ISN'T THAT INTERESTING? 1431 01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:30,307 WHY ARE WE VISITING A CHURCH HERE 1432 01:07:30,481 --> 01:07:32,222 IF WE NEVER GO TO CHURCH AT HOME? 1433 01:07:32,396 --> 01:07:33,788 HONEY, YOU DO A LOT OF THINGS 1434 01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:36,226 ON VACATION THAT YOU DON'T DO AT HOME. 1435 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,924 LIKE WHAT? PLAYING THE MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES? 1436 01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:40,578 FORGET IT, MILES. 1437 01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:42,493 CONOR DOESN'T WANT US AND MOM IS NOT TAKING US BACK. 1438 01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,495 IT'S A DONE DEAL. 1439 01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:59,292 [SIGHS] 1440 01:07:59,466 --> 01:08:00,598 HONEY, ARE YOU OK? 1441 01:08:00,772 --> 01:08:06,038 OOH, YOUR HANDS ARE SO COLD. 1442 01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:09,346 SO BEAUTIFUL. 1443 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,609 BUT I DON'T WEAR NAIL POLISH 1444 01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:14,568 OR GET MANICURES LIKE YOU DO. 1445 01:08:14,742 --> 01:08:17,267 AND I DON'T LIKE DRESSES 1446 01:08:17,441 --> 01:08:21,575 OR LACY SHAWLS LIKE THE ONE YOU GAVE BAILEY. 1447 01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:24,317 OH, HONEY. 1448 01:08:24,491 --> 01:08:26,493 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 1449 01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:28,191 I'M A CHRONIC OVER-DRESSER. 1450 01:08:28,365 --> 01:08:31,063 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE ME OR LIKE BAILEY. 1451 01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:36,590 YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 1452 01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:39,289 AM I PERFECT JUST THE WAY I AM? 1453 01:08:39,463 --> 01:08:41,639 [LAUGHS] OF COURSE. 1454 01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:45,208 SO FAR, SO GOOD. 1455 01:08:45,382 --> 01:08:46,905 OH, YOU GUYS. 1456 01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:49,647 WE'RE STANDING IN A GRAVEYARD IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. 1457 01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:52,476 THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST VACATION EVER. 1458 01:08:52,650 --> 01:09:03,095 HEY, LOOK. IT'S CONOR! 1459 01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:06,881 OK, HERE IT IS. 1460 01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:10,276 I AM SORRY FOR PUSHING YOU GUYS SO HARD, 1461 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:13,410 ESPECIALLY WITH THE WEATHER BEING SO BAD. 1462 01:09:13,584 --> 01:09:15,455 BUT I JUST WANTED TO WIN SO MUCH. 1463 01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,719 I UNDERSTAND AND I DID NOT WANT TO QUIT. 1464 01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:21,461 BUT, CONOR, REALLY, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 1465 01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:24,856 THIS IS VACATION. I KNOW. I KNOW. 1466 01:09:25,030 --> 01:09:28,338 AND I AM SORRY, BUT DO YOU THINK WE COULD START TO WORK TOGETHER NOW? 1467 01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,905 NOT FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU. BUT FOR THE KIDS. 1468 01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:33,169 I THINK WE OWE IT TO THEM, DON'T WE? 1469 01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:38,826 YEAH. WE DO. 1470 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,437 SYDNEY, MILES, COME HERE! 1471 01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:43,179 GOOD NEWS! 1472 01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,572 WE'RE GONNA REUNITE TEAM MacDOUGALL! 1473 01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:48,184 TEAM MacDOUGALL! WHOO-HOO! 1474 01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:50,621 WHAT? YOU'VE ALREADY RENTED OUT OUR CABIN!? 1475 01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:53,145 OH, SORRY, DEAR. BUT WE HAD A WAITING LIST. 1476 01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:54,842 [SIGHS] 1477 01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:59,543 MOLLY, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T JUST ANOTHER ONE 1478 01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:00,892 OF YOUR MATCHMAKING SCHEMES? 1479 01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:04,417 BETWEEN OURSELVES, I WISH IT WERE. 1480 01:10:04,591 --> 01:10:07,464 NO, GERARD DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE A RENTAL FEE. 1481 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:10,336 HE'S A BIT OF A TIGHTWAD, YOU KNOW. 1482 01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:13,600 ANY SUGGESTIONS? 1483 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:18,475 SO. WELCOME TO OUR TINY BUT WONDERFUL CABIN. 1484 01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:21,304 IT'LL BE TIGHT, BUT IT'LL BE COZY. 1485 01:10:21,478 --> 01:10:23,784 DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BATHROOM. 1486 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,090 BUT IT'S SO SMALL. 1487 01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:26,700 IT'S BARELY THE SIZE OF A KIDNEY BEAN. 1488 01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:27,919 HOW ARE WE ALL GOING TO FIT IN HERE? 1489 01:10:28,093 --> 01:10:30,487 IT'S ONLY FOR ONE OR TWO NIGHTS, LILY. 1490 01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:32,445 COME ON. WE CAN WORK IT OUT. 1491 01:10:32,619 --> 01:10:35,361 AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS. 1492 01:10:35,535 --> 01:10:36,623 THE FIGHTIN' MacDOUGALLS! 1493 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,756 THE FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS! 1494 01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:40,366 FIGHT, FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS! 1495 01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,455 FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS! WHOO! 1496 01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:44,065 YOU TWO AREN'T GONNA MESS THIS UP AGAIN, ARE YOU? 1497 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,677 NOPE, THIS TIME WE ARE DEFINITELY IN IT TO WIN. 1498 01:10:46,851 --> 01:10:49,636 CROSS OUR HEARTS, HOPE TO KICK SOME BUTT. 1499 01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:50,985 ALL RIGHT, LAST ONE IN TO PRACTICE 1500 01:10:51,159 --> 01:11:00,212 IS A BIG, FAT, HAIRY BOWL OF HAGGIS! 1501 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,561 HEY. 1502 01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:03,607 MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 1503 01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:05,217 AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT TWO GLASSES OF WINE. 1504 01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:11,832 [LAUGHING] 1505 01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:13,704 TO TOMORROW'S GAMES. 1506 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:17,403 TO THE GAMES. 1507 01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:20,972 I THINK WE DID PRETTY GOOD TODAY. 1508 01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:23,583 YEAH. DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT. 1509 01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:26,804 THAT CABER TOSS-- WE'RE GONNA GET IT. 1510 01:11:26,978 --> 01:11:28,327 IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1511 01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:36,204 I MEANT THE TWO OF US. 1512 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:40,557 CONOR, YOU KNOW THAT KISS? 1513 01:11:40,731 --> 01:11:41,645 YOU WERE RIGHT. 1514 01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:46,824 I...I FELT SOMETHING. 1515 01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,782 IT JUST SCARED ME. 1516 01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:50,131 I'M A GUY, LILY. 1517 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,829 NOT A VAMPIRE. 1518 01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:53,352 [LAUGHING] YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE? 1519 01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:56,834 NO. [LAUGHS] I'M SO GLAD. 1520 01:11:57,008 --> 01:12:01,360 [LAUGHS] NO, HONESTLY... 1521 01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:04,972 EVEN THE THOUGHT OF LIKING A MAN AGAIN MAKES 1522 01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:07,540 ME THINK ABOUT LOSING A MAN AGAIN AND THE WHOLE 1523 01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:13,503 THING IS SO OVERWHELMING, I'VE COMPLETELY AVOIDED IT. 1524 01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:18,899 IT HASN'T BEEN THAT HARD BETWEEN RAISING MY KIDS AND WORKING SO HARD. 1525 01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:22,947 UNTIL NOW. 1526 01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:26,559 SEE, WHAT OVERWHELMS ME IS THE IDEA 1527 01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:30,520 THAT I'LL NEVER MEET ANOTHER WOMAN THAT I LIKE. 1528 01:12:30,694 --> 01:12:35,829 AND IF I DO, THAT SHE WON'T LIKE ME. 1529 01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:38,005 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1530 01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,268 IT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM TRYING. 1531 01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:41,748 HEATHER LIKES YOU. 1532 01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:45,926 [LAUGHS] OH, I ONLY WENT OUT WITH HEATHER 1533 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:50,540 TO GET THE RISE OUT OF YOU. 1534 01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:53,847 GOOD. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY I WENT OUT WITH DONALD. 1535 01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:55,588 THAT'S SO SILLY. 1536 01:12:55,762 --> 01:13:01,594 YEAH. 1537 01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:04,989 BUT TELL THE TRUTH. 1538 01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:11,778 IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US. 1539 01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:14,259 YEAH. 1540 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:19,264 WE'D PROBABLY JUST MAKE EACH OTHER CRAZIER THAN WE ALREADY ARE. 1541 01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:20,526 YEAH. 1542 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:23,834 AND, WE LIVE, WHAT, 200 MILES AWAY. 1543 01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:29,405 IMPOSSIBLE. 1544 01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:31,711 NICE WHILE IT LASTED, THOUGH, HUH? 1545 01:13:31,885 --> 01:13:35,628 ALL 10 SECONDS OF IT. 1546 01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:38,762 YEAH. 1547 01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:42,635 IT WAS NICE. 1548 01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:48,554 I KNOW THAT THERE'S A REALLY GREAT WOMAN OUT THERE FOR YOU. 1549 01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:59,522 AND A GUY FOR YOU. 1550 01:13:59,696 --> 01:14:03,613 WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES! 1551 01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:06,790 [CROWD CHEERING] 1552 01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:09,706 LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR COMPETING FAMILIES. 1553 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,013 TEAM MacNEILL AND MacALLISTER! 1554 01:14:13,187 --> 01:14:14,885 [CROWD CHEERING] 1555 01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:19,411 VERSUS TEAM MacDOUGALL AND MacDOUGALL! 1556 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:20,891 YAY! 1557 01:14:21,065 --> 01:14:27,985 WHOO-HOO! 1558 01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,683 UH, TAKE IT FROM A FORMER TEENAGER, 1559 01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:33,294 ANGER IS THE FASTEST WAY TO DRIVE HER TOWARDS HIM. 1560 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,602 NOW, IF EACH OF OUR TEAM CAPTAINS WOULD STEP FORWARD 1561 01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:39,779 AND SHAKE HANDS, WE CAN LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 1562 01:14:39,953 --> 01:14:53,401 [CROWD CHEERING] 1563 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:55,491 CONOR. 1564 01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:58,494 HEH. CONOR 1565 01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:03,629 IT'LL BE FINE. LET'S GO. 1566 01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:05,718 WE ALL READY? 1567 01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:07,894 I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP. 1568 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,679 YOU'RE JUST EXCITED. 1569 01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:13,073 COME ON, PAL. 1570 01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:14,640 REMEMBER, YOU GOT A SECRET WEAPON. 1571 01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:15,946 I DO? 1572 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,123 YEAH, THAT SUPER BRAIN OF YOURS. 1573 01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:20,994 YOU OK, SON? 1574 01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:22,518 YEAH, DAD. 1575 01:15:22,692 --> 01:15:23,867 I THINK I AM. 1576 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,608 THAT A BOY. 1577 01:15:25,782 --> 01:15:28,045 ALL RIGHT. MacDOUGALLS. 1578 01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:29,960 LET'S KILL THIS HILL. 1579 01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,049 ALL RIGHT, TEAMS. ON YOUR MARKS... 1580 01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:34,399 GET SET! 1581 01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:47,455 [WHISTLE BLOWS] GO! 1582 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:58,510 UHH! OHH! 1583 01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,207 YES! 1584 01:16:00,381 --> 01:16:04,385 WINNER, TEAM MacALLISTER MacNEILL. 1585 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,778 THAT'S OK. 1586 01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:08,651 ALL RIGHT. GOOD START, GUYS. 1587 01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:11,741 LOOK, JUST DO OUR BEST AND TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN. 1588 01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,699 HAVE SOME FUN. 1589 01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:16,093 I'M WATCHING YOUSE. 1590 01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,529 FORGET ABOUT THE FUN. 1591 01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:21,402 LET'S BEAT THOSE CREEPS. 1592 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:23,753 GET READY. 1593 01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:26,582 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1594 01:16:26,756 --> 01:16:29,976 [ALL SHOUTING] 1595 01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:32,544 COME ON! YOU GOTTA GO! 1596 01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:35,547 OW! 1597 01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:36,722 UH! 1598 01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:39,769 OH! 1599 01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,509 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1600 01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:45,644 THIS SACK RACE IS ABANDONED DUE TO FOUL PLAY BY BOTH TEAMS! 1601 01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:49,300 MINUS ONE POINT EACH SIDE... 1602 01:16:49,474 --> 01:16:55,698 AND THERE'LL BE A SURPRISE EVENT TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 1603 01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:58,875 IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, MacDOUGALL. 1604 01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:09,102 AAH! 1605 01:17:09,276 --> 01:17:12,192 LISTEN, CONOR. 1606 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:15,979 NOW, LOOK, WE BOTH HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH COMPETITION, I KNOW. 1607 01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:18,024 AND THAT GUY IS, UM... 1608 01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:21,288 TRUE. BUT YOU WERE RIGHT. 1609 01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:24,161 WE NEED TO HAVE FUN, PLAY FAIR, AND SET 1610 01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:26,772 A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN. 1611 01:17:26,946 --> 01:17:28,948 OK? 1612 01:17:29,122 --> 01:17:31,951 OK. 1613 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:38,479 I'LL TELL THE KIDS. 1614 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:43,006 ARE YOU READY? 1615 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:48,228 WATCH THE HAMMER. 1616 01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:50,709 COME ON, DAD. WHOO. 1617 01:17:50,883 --> 01:17:57,585 WATCH THE HAMMER. 1618 01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:05,637 AWESOME, CONOR! 1619 01:18:05,811 --> 01:18:10,511 55 FEET! 1620 01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,818 THAT WAS AMAZING. 1621 01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:20,870 THAT WAS... 1622 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:23,263 AH! WELL DONE! HA HA HA! 1623 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:26,136 ARE YOU READY? 1624 01:18:26,310 --> 01:18:29,705 WATCH THE HAMMER! 1625 01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:34,274 WATCH THE HAMMER! 1626 01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:39,018 [CROWD CHEERING] 1627 01:18:39,192 --> 01:18:47,723 14 FEET. 1628 01:18:47,897 --> 01:18:51,161 [CROWD CHEERING] 1629 01:18:51,335 --> 01:18:55,731 43 FEET! 1630 01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:57,167 COME ON, BALES. 1631 01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:59,343 WATCH THE HAMMER! 1632 01:18:59,517 --> 01:19:03,173 WATCH THE HAMMER! 1633 01:19:03,347 --> 01:19:07,873 AH! 1634 01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:15,925 29 FEET! 1635 01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:23,106 WATCH THE HAMMER! 1636 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,542 WATCH THE HAMMER! 1637 01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:25,891 AAH! 1638 01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:28,720 Crowd: OOH. 1639 01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:33,551 [APPLAUSE] 1640 01:19:33,725 --> 01:19:34,726 55 FEET! 1641 01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,728 ALL RIGHT! 1642 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:41,037 [LAUGHS] 1643 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:46,694 THE SCORE--CLAN MacALLISTER MacNEILL, ONE POINT. 1644 01:19:46,869 --> 01:19:49,915 ALL RIGHT! 1645 01:19:50,089 --> 01:19:53,614 MacDOUGALL MacDOUGALL... MINUS ONE. 1646 01:19:53,789 --> 01:20:03,929 [ rock music ] 1647 01:20:04,103 --> 01:20:07,803 AND THE WINNERS ARE... TEAM MacALLISTER MacNEILL. 1648 01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:21,947 [CROWD CHEERING] 1649 01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:22,992 OOH! 1650 01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:30,695 PERFECT THROW! 1651 01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:36,266 NO. 1652 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,269 UH! 1653 01:20:39,443 --> 01:20:51,847 OH, A GOOD TOSS! AT 11 O'CLOCK! 1654 01:20:52,021 --> 01:21:04,120 [CROWD GROANS] 1655 01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:05,861 OH! 1656 01:21:06,035 --> 01:21:07,645 PERFECT THROW! 1657 01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:09,429 12 O'CLOCK! 1658 01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:22,007 [CROWD CHEERING] 1659 01:21:22,181 --> 01:21:32,017 [CROWD CHEERING] 1660 01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:40,330 [CROWD CHEERING] 1661 01:21:40,504 --> 01:21:48,033 [CROWD CHEERING] 1662 01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:51,515 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1663 01:21:51,689 --> 01:22:01,742 [CROWD YELLING] 1664 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:07,052 [CROWD YELLING] 1665 01:22:07,226 --> 01:22:11,143 YEA! 1666 01:22:11,317 --> 01:22:15,495 AND THE WINNER--TEAM MacDOUGALL AND MacDOUGALL. 1667 01:22:15,669 --> 01:22:21,240 WITH AN AMAZING TIED SCORE OF TWO TO TWO, 1668 01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:24,113 WE'RE READY FOR THE FINAL EVENT. 1669 01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:26,419 MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN. 1670 01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:32,295 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE TUG OF WAR! 1671 01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:35,472 [CROWD CHEERING] 1672 01:22:35,646 --> 01:22:40,912 PICK UP THE ROPE! 1673 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:44,176 TAKE THE STRAIN. 1674 01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:46,352 MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW, MacDOUGALL. 1675 01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:48,528 YOU AND THAT BUSH LEAGUE TEAM OF YOURS ARE HISTORY! 1676 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,617 NOT SO FAST, BONEHEAD. 1677 01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:53,011 WE'VE STILL GOT A FEW TRICKS UP OUR SLEEVE. 1678 01:22:53,185 --> 01:22:54,447 PULL! 1679 01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:57,929 [CROWD YELLING] 1680 01:22:58,103 --> 01:22:59,975 PULL! 1681 01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:02,107 [GRUNTING] 1682 01:23:02,281 --> 01:23:03,326 OOH! 1683 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:15,207 MacALLISTERS! 1684 01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,296 OOH! KEEP PULLING, KEEP PULLING. 1685 01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,994 COME ON, MacDOUGALLS! 1686 01:23:19,168 --> 01:23:25,870 [CROWD YELLING] 1687 01:23:26,044 --> 01:23:29,526 PULL! 1688 01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:38,317 AH, MacALLISTARS! PULL! 1689 01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:40,406 PULL! 1690 01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:46,325 PULL! 1691 01:23:46,499 --> 01:23:47,631 [RIBBIT] 1692 01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:54,594 [GRUNTING] 1693 01:23:54,768 --> 01:24:00,122 [SCREAMING] 1694 01:24:00,296 --> 01:24:03,386 DON'T GIVE UP! DON'T GIVE UP! 1695 01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,172 [ music swell ] 1696 01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:17,182 COME ON! 1697 01:24:17,356 --> 01:24:24,363 COME ON! 1698 01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:25,886 AND, THE WINNER-- 1699 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,019 TEAM MacDOUGALL! 1700 01:24:28,193 --> 01:24:39,248 [CROWD CHEERING] 1701 01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,163 SO WHERE DID ROCKY COME FROM? 1702 01:24:41,337 --> 01:24:44,079 I BROUGHT HIM ALONG FOR GOOD LUCK AND PUT HIM UNDER THE STAGE. 1703 01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:47,343 HE MUST HAVE GOT OUT OF HIS JAR. 1704 01:24:47,517 --> 01:24:48,735 WELL, LISTEN, YOU GUYS BETTER GO FIND HIM 1705 01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:50,389 BEFORE HE CAUSES ANY MORE TROUBLE. 1706 01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:53,610 HEY, TIM. YOU WERE AWESOME OUT THERE. 1707 01:24:53,784 --> 01:24:55,307 YOU'RE MY HERO. 1708 01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:59,050 THANKS, DAD. YOU, TOO. 1709 01:24:59,224 --> 01:25:01,313 HEY! 1710 01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:03,576 HE SEEMS REALLY HAPPY. 1711 01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,535 YEAH, HE IS. 1712 01:25:05,709 --> 01:25:06,710 SO AM I. 1713 01:25:06,884 --> 01:25:08,277 YOU SHOULD BE. 1714 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:10,453 YOU WERE AMAZING OUT THERE. THAT HAMMER TOSS. 1715 01:25:10,627 --> 01:25:12,368 [LAUGHTER] 1716 01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,152 WE MADE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. 1717 01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:18,113 YEAH. 1718 01:25:18,287 --> 01:25:20,376 YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT. 1719 01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:24,206 I REALLY DON'T WANT WHAT WE HAVE, WHATEVER IT IS, 1720 01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:33,476 TO END HERE, NOW...AT THIS GAMES AND THAT CABIN. 1721 01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:36,174 BESIDES, WHAT'S A MEASLY 200 MILES 1722 01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,480 BETWEEN A COUPLE OF FIGHTIN' MacDOUGALLS? 1723 01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:39,264 YEAH, RIGHT? 1724 01:25:39,438 --> 01:25:41,832 YEAH. 1725 01:25:42,006 --> 01:25:45,444 AND THE GRAND PRIZE FOR THE 2011 MEETING 1726 01:25:45,618 --> 01:25:50,145 OF THE MACS GAMES GOES TO TEAM MacDOUGALL! 1727 01:25:50,319 --> 01:25:53,757 [CROWD CHEERING] 1728 01:25:53,931 --> 01:26:02,200 CONGRATULATIONS! 1729 01:26:02,374 --> 01:26:03,767 CAN WE COME AGAIN NEXT YEAR, DAD? 1730 01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:05,725 MAYBE, TIM. 1731 01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:07,684 BUT I THINK WE'VE GOT ANOTHER VACATION TO DO BEFORE THEN. 1732 01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:09,860 REALLY? WHERE TO? 1733 01:26:10,034 --> 01:26:12,645 I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT MAYBE, UH, NEW YORK. 1734 01:26:12,819 --> 01:26:13,777 All: COOL. 1735 01:26:13,951 --> 01:26:16,301 NICE WORK, POP. 1736 01:26:16,475 --> 01:26:22,786 CONGRATULATIONS. 1737 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,832 IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I HAVE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, 1738 01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:29,749 YOUNG LADY, YOU NEED TO SOCIALIZE MORE. GO ON. 1739 01:26:29,923 --> 01:26:31,925 REALLY? - GO ON. 1740 01:26:32,099 --> 01:26:33,840 NO WAY. THANKS, DAD! 1741 01:26:34,014 --> 01:26:36,060 THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST VACATION EVER! 1742 01:26:36,234 --> 01:26:37,714 I SECOND THAT, MOM. 1743 01:26:37,888 --> 01:26:40,369 BEST VACACTION EVER! 1744 01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:46,157 COME ON, LET'S GO SAY BYE TO MOLLY. 1745 01:26:46,331 --> 01:26:55,384 [SIGHS] 1746 01:26:55,558 --> 01:26:57,516 THE BEST VACATION EVER. 1747 01:26:57,690 --> 01:27:00,737 BEST VACATION EVER. 1748 01:27:00,911 --> 01:27:03,653 [ light strings ] 112931

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