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MOM, LEFT!
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[LAUGHING] I KNOW.
I KNOW. STAY LEFT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S SO HARD.
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WHY DO WE HAVE TO
DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE ROAD, ANYWAY?
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IT'S NOT WRONG
IN SCOTLAND, HONEY.
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IS THAT THE TURN
FOR THE CABINS?
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WOW, THAT CAME UP FAST.
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WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?
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I CAN'T READ THESE SIGNS.
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MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A GOOD
IDEA TO COME HERE AFTER ALL.
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HONEY, IT WAS A GREAT IDEA
YOU AND SYDNEY HAD.
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TO TAKE OUR VACATION,
LEAVE NEW YORK
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AND COME VISIT THE
LAND OF YOUR ANCESTORS.
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ACTUALLY, IT WAS DAD'S IDEA.
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AND DAD'S ANCESTORS.
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THAT MAKES THEM YOUR ANCESTORS.
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WAIT, SO WHY DIDN'T
DAD TAKE US INSTEAD?
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MILES, YOU KNOW IT'S
MOM'S TURN FOR VACATION.
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DAD HAD US LAST TIME.
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DID YOU KNOW 8 OUT
OF 18 CAR CAR CRASHES
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WERE CAUSED BY PEOPLE
IN A RUSH?
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IS THAT SO?
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WELL, WE MacDOUGALS
GOT SOME PLACE TO BE.
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AND, BESIDES YOUR
OLD MAN'S NEVER
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HAD SO MUCH AS A BENT FENDER.
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HOW MANY TROPHIES DID THEY
GIVE YOU FOR THAT, HUH, POP?
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HEY, LET'S TAKE
THE LIPSTICK DOWN A NOTCH,
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CAN WE, MISS BAILEY?
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YOU'RE ONLY 15,
FOR PETE'S SAKE!
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MOM LET'S ME WEAR ALL
THE MAKEUP I WANT.
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YOUR MOM'S NOT
HERE NOW, IS SHE?
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NO, SHE AND BRENDAN
HAD THE GOOD SENSE
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TO GO TO THE SOUTH
OF FRANCE.
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I'M SURE SHE AND BRENDAN
WILL HAVE A LOVELY TIME.
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BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BEAT A TRIP
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TO THE INTERNATIONAL
MEETING OF THE MACS!
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YOU KNOW I'M NOT
GOOD AT SPORTS.
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YOU'LL BE FINE, TIM-BO.
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IT'S JUST LIKE CHESS,
ONLY BIGGER PIECES.
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WHAT IS IT WITH THESE
SCOTTISH DRIVERS!?
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COME ON!
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[HONKING]
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WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING?
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[HORN HONKING]
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WHAT'S THIS GUY WANT?
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HEY!
DAD, DAD, DON'T.
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HEY, IF YOU WERE GOING ANY
SLOWER, YOU'D BE PARKED!
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WELL, I'M SORRY.
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I'M NOT FROM AROUND HERE!
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GIMME A BREAK!
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YEAH, NOR AM I, BUT I'M NOT
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HOLDING UP ALL
THE TRAFFIC, AM I?!
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WELL, THEN GO AROUND ME!
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ALL RIGHT THEN, I WILL!
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WHAT A BONEHEAD!
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AW, JEEZ.
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DAD, I THINK WE
MISSED OUR EXIT.
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OOPS.
[CHUCKLES]
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Lily: ONE OF THE BEST THINGS
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ABOUT SCOTLAND
IS IF YOU DON'T
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LIKE THE WEATHER,
WAIT 5 MINUTES.
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IT'S NOT AS CHARMING
AS IT WAS ONLINE.
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BUT IT'LL BE FINE.
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I LIKE IT, MOM.
IT'S RUSTIC.
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JURASSIC IS MORE
LIKE IT.
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HOW VERY LOVELY TO HAVE YOU
STAYING WITH US THIS WEEK.
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IT PROMISES TO BE
A GRAND TIME!
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LOOK, MOM, THEY HAVE PHONES.
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INDOOR PLUMBING
AND BEDS, TO BOOT.
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I THINK YOU'LL BE
QUITE COZY HERE.
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IS EVERY FAMILY
HERE THIS WEEK
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REALLY NAMED
MAC-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER?
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YES, AMAZINGLY ENOUGH,
YOUNG LADY.
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WILL MR. MacDOUGALL
BE JOINING YOU?
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EH, THAT WOULD BE
A BIG FAT "NO."
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THEY'RE DIVORCED.
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MY DAD HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
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MILES!
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- SHE'S REALLY HOT.
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THANK YOU, HONEY.
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[SIGHS] IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
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HMM, NOT REALLY.
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YEAH, OK.
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UM, WHY DON'T YOU TWO
TAKE THE FRONT BEDROOM
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AND I WILL TAKE
THE BACK BEDROOM.
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WHAT ABOUT MY PRIVACY?
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HEY, 8-YEAR-OLD!
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IF I CAN GIVE UP
MY PRIVACY, YOU CAN
GIVE UP YOURS.
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THANKS, SYD.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO UNPACK.
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I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER AND, UH,
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WHEN I'M DONE, WE CAN GO OUT
THERE AND EXPLORE, OK?
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AHH.
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I KNOW THE KEY'S
HERE SOMEWHERE.
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MY BETTER HALF, MOLLY,
YOU'LL MEET HER,
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MUST'VE PUT IT
IN THE WRONG PLACE.
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WONDERFUL WOMAN, BUT SHE'S
ALWAYS TIDYING THINGS AWAY.
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YOU DO HAVE OUR RESERVATION,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
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OH, ABSOLUTELY!
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YEAH, BOOKED IT MYSELF.
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AH. HERE'S THE MASTER.
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THAT'LL GET YOU
INTO THE CABIN.
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I'LL STOP BY WITH YOUR OWN
KEY AS SOON AS IT POPS UP.
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ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS.
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PICK UP MY BAG.
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IF THERE'S ONLY
ONE BATHROOM IN HERE,
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THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE PRETTY.
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SO WHERE ARE WE SLEEPING?
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OH, I THINK
THE MEN SHOULD HAVE
THE FRONT BEDROOM
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AND MAYBE BAILEY,
YOU CAN HAVE THE BACK
BEDROOM TO YOURSELF.
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AAH!
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MOM, WHAT'S WRONG!?
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WHO ARE YOU
AND WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN OUR CABIN?
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AH, OUR CABIN.
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DOES THIS LOOK
LIKE YOUR CABIN?
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WELL, IF IT HAS A 5 ON
THE DOOR, THEN YES, IT DOES.
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YOU'RE THAT GUY
FROM THE HIGHWAY!
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MOM, IT'S THE BONEHEAD!
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LOOK, LOOK, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING IN OUR CABIN,
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BUT I WOULD
APPRECIATE IT IF YOU
WOULD JUST LEAVE.
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OTHERWISE, I'M AFRAID,
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO CALL SECURITY.
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WHAT, THE OLD GUY
AT THE FRONT DESK?
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, BAILEY, SHUSH.
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LOOK, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOME
KIND OF MISUNDERSTANDING.
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SO, LET'S JUST GO TO THE OFFICE
AND WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
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YOU'LL GO TO THE OFFICE,
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WE'LL STAY HERE
IN OUR CABIN.
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OK, FINE.
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OK, KIDS, LET'S UNPACK.
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DAD.
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ARE YOU A 6-YEAR-OLD?
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IT'S UP TO YOU.
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FINE, I'LL GO
TO THE OFFICE.
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GOOD.
GOOD.
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OK.
OK.
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OH, DEAR.
THIS IS QUITE EMBARRASSING.
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AN HONEST MISTAKE,
REALLY.
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IT SEEMS I TOOK MRS.
MacDOUGALL'S RESERVATION.
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AND I TOOK
MR. MacDOUGALL'S
RESERVATION,
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SAME LAST NAME,
SAME TYPE OF GUESTS
AND ACCOMMODATIONS.
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AND WHEN I WAS ASSIGNING
THE CABINS FOR THE WEEK,
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I MUST'VE THOUGHT IT WAS
A DUPLICATE RESERVATION
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AND I HELD ONLY
THE ONE ROOM.
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AMUSING, WHEN
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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[LAUGHS] YES, IT IS.
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BUT YOU CAN GIVE HIM
HIS OWN CABIN
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AND WE CAN KEEP OURS, RIGHT?
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THAT WOULD BE
THE LOGICAL THING.
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IF IT WASN'T FOR THE
MEETING OF THE MACS.
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SO, ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER CABINS?
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NOT A ONE.
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FULL TO THE BRIM.
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AS IS EVERY OTHER
HOTEL AND MOTEL,
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HOLIDAY PARK AND
LODGE AND CASTLE
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AND COTTAGE
WITHIN 50 MILES--
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60!
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WELL, I'M REALLY SORRY
THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
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BUT JUST CONSIDER IT BAD KARMA
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FOR YELLING AT
AN INNOCENT DRIVER.
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WHAT?
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OUR RESERVATION
IS PERFECTLY VALID.
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[LAUGHING] WELL,
I WAS HERE FIRST!
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WELL, NOW WHO SOUNDS
LIKE A 6-YEAR-OLD?
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I DO NOT SOUND LIKE
I'M 6 YEARS OLD!
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YES, YOU DO!
NO, I DON'T.
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YOU DO!
I UNPACKED!
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I AM THERE AND I
AM NOT LEAVING!
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BUT WE HAVE MADE
A RESERVATION JUST
THE SAME AS YOU DID.
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I DON'T CARE!
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[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
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EH, THERE IS ONE
RATHER SMALL CABIN--
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I'LL TAKE IT!
HE'LL TAKE IT!
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OH, BUT THAT WON'T
BE AVAILABLE FOR
A DAY OR MAYBE TWO.
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NASTY PLUMBING PROBLEM.
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BUT I THINK I'VE ALMOST
GOT IT SORTED OUT.
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SO WHAT DO WE DO
IN THE MEANTIME?
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WELL, NOW I THINK
AS MRS. MacDOUGALL
CHECKED IN FIRST...
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NOW, NOW, DEAR.
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BUT MR. MacDOUGALL MADE
HIS RESERVATION FIRST.
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WELL, YOU MAY
WANT TO CONSIDER
A WEE COMPROMISE.
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I'M CONOR.
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THIS IS TIM AND BAILEY.
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SYDNEY AND MILES.
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FOLKS, REALLY,
THIS IS A JOYOUS WEEK
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IN OUR LITTLE
PART OF SCOTLAND.
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TRY NOT TO LET A WEE ISSUE
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LIKE ACCOMMODATIONS
GET IN THE WAY.
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AND, BESIDES, I'M
AFRAID SHARING IS REALLY
THE ONLY SOLUTION.
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CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?
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LOOK, IT'S FINE IF YOU
STAY HERE BUT AS SOON
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AS YOUR CABIN IS READY,
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T
MUCH LIKE YOUR TONE.
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I'M NOT SURE I MUCH LIKE YOU.
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LOOK, YOU CAN MAKE
THIS EASY OR YOU CAN
MAKE IT DIFFICULT.
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[NERVOUS LAUGH]
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[SIGHS]
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DAD, THIS LOOKS GROSS.
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IT IS NOT GROSS. IT IS MY
FAMOUS SCOTTISH LAMB STEW.
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FAMOUS FOR WHAT, GIVING
PEOPLE INDIGESTION?
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NO, FAMOUS FOR BEING
HEARTY, PALATE PLEASING,
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AND, MOST OF ALL,
NOT BORING.
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UNLIKE, SAY, THAT.
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THAT IS A CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD
AND IT IS NOT BORING.
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I LIKE TO COOK HEALTHY.
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WHEN YOU COOK.
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THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE
I WORK SO HARD, HONEY.
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WHAT DO YOU DO?
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IF YOU DON'T
MIND ME ASKING?
214
00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:49,224
UM, WELL I'M THE
VICE-PRESIDENT OF SALES
215
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,008
IN THE NEW YORK DIVISION
OF LORENA CHAN SHOES.
216
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,836
WHOA. SERIOUSLY?
217
00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,098
THOSE ARE LIKE
MY FANTASY SHOES.
218
00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,360
THEY'RE AMAZING!
219
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,666
THANK YOU.
220
00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,668
THEY SOUND EXPENSIVE.
- THEY ARE.
221
00:08:58,842 --> 00:08:59,887
THAT'S WHY I SAID "FANTASY."
222
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,759
SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU DO, CONOR?
223
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:05,806
I RUN THE BEST AUTO BODY
SHOP IN CENTRAL BOSTON.
224
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,069
WRECK YOUR CAR,
I'M YOUR MAN.
225
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,767
[LAUGHING] NO WONDER
YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC.
226
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,682
DRUMMING UP BUSINESS
WHEREVER YOU GO.
227
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,684
HAR-HAR-HAR.
228
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:15,729
ANYBODY
WANT ANY MORE?
229
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,774
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS.
230
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,777
I'LL HAVE
SOME MORE, DAD.
- THAT A BOY.
231
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:27,871
IF HE'S HAVING MORE, YOU'RE NOT
SLEEPING NEXT TO ME TONIGHT.
232
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:32,876
[ light music ]
233
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,498
WHOA!
234
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,109
MOM?
235
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,721
I'M FINE, HONEY.
236
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,549
OW!
237
00:09:53,723 --> 00:10:00,121
AH!
238
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,644
USUALLY
GET DONE...
239
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,603
MOLLY, THE SPARE CABIN.
240
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,821
IS IT READY?
241
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:05,822
WELL, GERARD
IS ACTUALLY WORKING
242
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,998
ON THE PIPES
AS WE SPEAK.
243
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,045
AHH.
244
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,873
OH, MY.
245
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,831
GOODNESS, JUST WILL YOU LOOK.
246
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,747
I CANNOT TAME THOSE BLASTED
PIPES FOR LOVE OR MONEY.
247
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,793
GOT A MIND OF THEIR OWN.
248
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,317
STILL QUITE A MESS IN THERE.
249
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:25,233
SO DOES THAT MEAN
WE'RE STUCK SHARING
THAT TINY ROOM?
250
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,757
LIKE I SAID,
WORST VACATION EVER.
251
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,847
AH. THIS SPARE
SHOULD HELP A BIT.
252
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,327
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
253
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,242
AH, BACK BEDROOM.
FRONT BEDROOM!
254
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,811
A SPEEDY DECISION WOULD BE
GREATLY APPRECIATED!
255
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,769
WELL, YOU SEEM
TO FIT QUITE NICELY
256
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:40,814
IN THE BOTTOM BUNK WITH SYDNEY.
257
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,729
I'M ON THE FLOOR.
258
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:43,904
I DON'T FIT.
259
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,209
I FELL OUT OF BED
LAST NIGHT.
260
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,603
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE
OF CHIVALRY?
261
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:48,778
I LEFT IT IN DIVORCE COURT.
262
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,780
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE
OF COOPERATION?
263
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,956
I LEFT IT ON THE
HIGHWAY COMING HERE.
264
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,132
ARE YOU EVER GONNA LET THAT GO?
265
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,570
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT HER, BUT WE ARE.
266
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,836
LOOK, TRY AND SEW UP
THE GREAT MATTRESS
DEBATE BY 10:00, HEH?
267
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,055
THAT'S WHEN ALL
THE BIG EVENTS START.
268
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,101
[CHUCKLES] WOULDN'T
WANT THE YOUNG ONES
269
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:14,630
TO MISS OUT,
NOW, WOULD WE? HA HA.
270
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,675
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
271
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,154
NO, YOU TAKE IT.
272
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,199
NO, REALLY, IT'S FINE.
273
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,200
NO, I DON'T WANT IT.
274
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,375
YOU TAKE IT.
275
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,290
NO, YOU WERE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
276
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,031
I CAN FIT IN THE
BUNK WITH SYDNEY.
277
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,772
LOOK, OK.
278
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,077
LET'S FLIP A COIN.
279
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,818
I THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T WANT IT.
280
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,515
I DON'T. THE WINNER
DOESN'T GET IT.
281
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,648
WAIT SO, EVEN WHEN YOU
LOSE, YOU WANT TO WIN?
282
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:33,693
WHAT IS WITH YOU!?
283
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,912
I AM JUST TRYING TO BE NICE!
284
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:41,004
OK. THEN, WHAT, WHAT?
WHO GETS IT?
285
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:44,660
PLEASE, TAKE THE MATTRESS.
286
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:45,879
WELL, THANK YOU.
287
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:51,145
THAT'S VERY
CHIVALROUS OF YOU.
288
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:57,673
NICE WORK, POP.
289
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:58,674
GOOD MORNING!
290
00:11:58,848 --> 00:11:59,719
GOOD MORNING!
291
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,285
All: MORNING!
292
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,114
THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE MACS
293
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,727
CELEBRATES THE HISTORY
OF SCOTTISH DESCENDANTS
294
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,729
WITH A WONDERFUL RANGE
OF ACTIVITIES.
295
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,121
INCLUDING...
296
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,167
THE FABULOUS MEETING
OF THE MACS GAMES
297
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,213
IN WHICH 4 LUCKY
FAMILIES WILL COMPETE
298
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,825
IN A DAY OF EXCITING
ATHLETIC EVENTS.
299
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:23,917
GRAND PRIZE: THE COVETED
HEART OF THE CLAN AWARD.
300
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:27,224
All: OOH!
301
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:31,794
AND, OF COURSE, EVERY
VISITING MACFAMILY...
302
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,753
IS INVITED TO COMPETE.
303
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,842
MOM, CAN WE?!
304
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,147
PLEASE!?
305
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,062
NO SPORTS FOR ME.
306
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,804
THE LAST THING I NEED
IS A BROKEN NOSE
OR A CHIPPED TOOTH.
307
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,066
I'LL PROTECT YOU.
308
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,199
AND SO WILL TIM.
HUH, WON'T YOU, BIG TIM?
309
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,853
ARE THERE ANY WEE
QUESTIONS BEFORE
310
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,029
WE START THE GAMES
REGISTRATION?
311
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,161
YEAH, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING A DRESS?
312
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:55,339
MILES!
313
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:59,169
THAT'S ACTUALLY
A VERY GOOD QUESTION,
YOUNG MAN.
314
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,346
THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY
A DRESS BUT RATHER
315
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,959
A TRADITIONAL
SCOTTISH KILT,
316
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,963
WHICH WE HIGHLANDERS
HAVE BEEN WEARING
SINCE THE 1500s.
317
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,575
BUT FIRST, WOULD YOU
AND YOUR LOVELY MOTHER
318
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,099
LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO
SIGN UP FOR THE GAMES?
319
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:17,884
WE'LL BE THE FIRST
TO SIGN UP!
320
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:20,974
EXCELLENT.
321
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:21,931
MOM, YOU SIGN UP, TOO.
322
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,890
GO, PLEASE!
323
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:34,378
JUST FILL OUT THIS RELEASE FORM
AND, UM, YOU'LL BE ALL SET.
324
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:41,646
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
OF A LITTLE FRIENDLY
COMPETITION, ARE YOU?
325
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:46,913
[HUMMING]
326
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:51,047
THANK YOU.
327
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:54,834
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
OF THESE IS THE GREAT
MacDOUGALL CLAN TARTAN?
328
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,313
ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?
329
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,881
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
330
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:04,147
OK, WHICH ONE IS THE GREAT
MacDOUGALL CLAN TARTAN?
331
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,888
LOUD AND PROUD.
332
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,065
HMM. MY EX-IN-LAWS
WOULD BE SO PLEASED.
333
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:12,068
BUT NO SCOTTISH ON YOUR SIDE
OF THE FAMILY?
334
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,854
EH, WELL, I THINK MY
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER
335
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:17,682
ON MY UNCLE'S SIDE
WAS HALF-WELSH.
336
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,814
DOES THAT COUNT?
337
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:25,952
ONLY IF YOU'RE A WELSHMAN.
338
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:29,216
OUR KIDS SEEM TO BE GETTING
ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE.
339
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,740
KIDS ARE VERY ADAPTABLE.
340
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,916
YEAH, UNLIKE ADULTS.
341
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,918
WHO ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, YOU OR ME?
342
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:39,008
YOU.
MOST DEFINITELY.
343
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:42,794
YOU KNOW, YOUR BAILEY
IS GONNA BE A REAL
HEARTBREAKER.
344
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,231
YEAH.
345
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,450
TERRIFIES ME, YOU KNOW.
346
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,279
THE IDEA OF SOME
HORMONAL TEENAGER LUSTING
AFTER MY DAUGHTER.
347
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,716
SOME BATTLES YOU
JUST CAN'T WIN.
348
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,284
SAYS YOU.
349
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,069
YOU KNOW, IF OUR
KIDS CAN GET ALONG,
350
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,201
MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST CALL A TRUCE.
351
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,855
FOR THEIR SAKE.
352
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:00,987
IN CASE YOU
HAVEN'T NOTICED,
353
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,379
YOU SORT OF RUB ME
THE WRONG WAY.
354
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,730
YEAH, I'M SORRY WE GOT
OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.
355
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,169
I KNOW I CAN BE A BIT
OF A BONEHEAD SOMETIMES.
356
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:13,173
HMM, WELL, MAYBE GERARD
WILL GET A REAL PLUMBER
357
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,088
AND ALL OUR PROBLEMS
WILL BE SOLVED.
358
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,394
UNTIL THEN?
359
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,222
ALL RIGHT.
360
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,528
BUT YOU GOTTA
PROMISE ME THAT FROG
361
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,009
STAYS LOCKED
UP OUTSIDE.
362
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,576
YOU TWO FINALLY
AGREE ON SOMETHING?
363
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,230
YEAH.
YEAH.
364
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,493
I THINK THAT WE SOULD
DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.
365
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,147
BOND A BIT.
366
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,236
HOW 'BOUT A GAME OF HORSESHOES?
367
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,760
MacDOUGALLS VERSUS MacDOUGALLS.
368
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:45,727
HORSESHOES?
369
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:46,815
YES!
370
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:47,903
OHH.
371
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,774
OK, TIM-BO.
COME ON.
372
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,474
MAKE ME PROUD!
373
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:59,132
COME ON, TIM.
374
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,656
HEY, GOOD TRY, TIM!
375
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,701
YEAH, TRYING IS FINE, SYDNEY,
376
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,703
BUT IT DOESN'T WIN
YOU THE BIG TROPHIES.
377
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:09,142
YOU KNOW, IT'S
JUST HORSESHOES, CONOR. OK?
378
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,404
JUST GIVING A LITTLE
COACHING, THAT'S ALL.
379
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:11,622
IT'S OK, CONOR.
380
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,885
MY MOM DOESN'T
REALLY GET SPORTS.
381
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,626
COME ON, BALES.
382
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,237
LET'S BRING IT HOME.
383
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,326
DAD, I TOLD YOU, NO SPORTS.
384
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,632
BAILEY, THE ONLY WAY
ONE OF THESE HORSESHOES
385
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,635
IS GONNA BREAK YOUR TEETH
IS IF YOU TRY AND EAT IT!
386
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:37,213
GOD, YOU CALL ME STUBBORN.
387
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,519
[GASPS]
YES!
388
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,042
NO WAY! I DID IT!
389
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,089
HA HA! YOU SEE, THROWING
LIKE A GIRL DOES WORK.
390
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,438
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THROWING LIKE A GIRL?
391
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,266
NOTHING.
392
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,484
NOTHING AT ALL.
393
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:53,795
EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A BOY.
394
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,753
TIM.
395
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,146
DID I SAY
SOMETHING WRONG?
396
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,714
YES, BUT I THINK SOMEONE
ELSE UPSET HIM FIRST.
397
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,498
ARE YOU GONNA GO AFTER HIM?
398
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,023
NO, HE'S--HE'S--HE'S FINE.
399
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,459
JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE.
400
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,677
YOU'LL SEE.
401
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,375
HE'LL BE BACK IN
A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
402
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,159
BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE
READY FOR THE SECOND ROUND.
403
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,291
I DON'T THINK SO.
404
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,770
YOU WERE PRETTY
HARSH ON HIM.
405
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,207
YOU RAISE YOUR KIDS,
I'LL RAISE MINE.
406
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,643
HOW'S THAT?
407
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,514
YOU KNOW HOW I SHOOK
YOUR HAND BEFORE?
408
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,604
WELL, I TAKE IT BACK.
409
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,345
[SIGHS] COME ON, KIDS.
410
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:23,651
LET'S GO TO TOWN
AND GET SOME LUNCH.
411
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,479
CAN'T WE STAY
AND PLAY HORSESHOES?
412
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,307
NO, PLEASE.
LET'S JUST GO.
413
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:28,351
BAILEY, DO YOU
WANNA COME WITH US?
414
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,483
WE CAN DISCUSS HUMAN SHOES.
415
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,224
DAD?
416
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,573
GO ON.
417
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,227
SURE, MRS. MacDOUGALL.
418
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,619
CALL ME LILY.
419
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:45,629
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
PLEASE, I'M STARVING.
420
00:17:45,803 --> 00:18:00,601
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
PLEASE, I'M STARVING.
421
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,081
YOU OK, BUDDY?
422
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,648
HEY, DAD.
423
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,433
[SIGHS] SO WHO'S WINNING?
424
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:07,738
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
425
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,088
I'M PLAYING MYSELF.
426
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,219
SURE, IT DOES.
427
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,786
MY GRANDPA HARRY USED TO SAY
428
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,570
THAT ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH
DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL.
429
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,703
AND HE WAS WAY
SMARTER THAN I AM.
430
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:20,577
YOU KNOW, TIM,
BEING GOOD AT SPORTS
431
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,101
ISN'T SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENS OVERNIGHT.
432
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,450
YOU NEED A LOT
OF PRACTICE AND FOCUS.
433
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,147
[SCOFFING] YEAH.
434
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,715
BAILEY THREW A RINGER
WITH HER EYES CLOSED.
435
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,500
YEAH, WELL, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND
ME, THAT WAS A LOT OF DUMB LUCK.
436
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:31,762
DAD, IF I PLAY
IN THE MEETING
437
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,460
OF THE MACS,
WE'LL LOSE FOR SURE.
438
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,288
NO, WE WON'T.
439
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,638
LIKE I SAID, WE'VE GOT PLENTY
OF TIME TO PREPARE AND PRACTICE.
440
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,119
AND NEVER FORGET, WE ARE
THE FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS.
441
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,164
WE ARE THE FIGHTING
MacDOUGALLS.
442
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:45,080
[LAUGHS] SO ARE WE OK?
443
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:51,565
SURE, YEAH.
444
00:18:51,739 --> 00:19:02,097
ALL RIGHT.
445
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:05,100
HEY, I SAW YOUR CAR OUTSIDE.
446
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,275
WHAT HAPPENED TO LUNCH?
447
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,755
OH, HI.
448
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:11,237
WELL, NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.
449
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,239
WE WERE DRIVING BY
450
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,370
AND THE KIDS WENT
ALL ROBIN HOOD ON ME.
451
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,590
WHAT COULD I SAY?
I WAS OUTNUMBERED.
452
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,287
YES!
453
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,593
HEY, TIM, WHY DON'T
YOU GO JOIN THE REST?
454
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:23,162
SURE.
455
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,468
WOW. SYDNEY'S A BIT
OF A NATURAL.
456
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,253
I KNOW.
457
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,211
SHE LOVES SPORTS
AND ANIMALS.
458
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,474
AND I LOVE ART AND FASHION.
459
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,259
WHAT CAN I SAY?
460
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,348
THE APPLE FELL FAR
FROM THE TREE, HUH?
461
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,741
INTO A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT ORCHARD.
462
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:42,529
SO DID YOU GO TO TIM
OR DID HE FIND YOU?
463
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:46,576
LIKE I SAID, HE WAS FINE.
464
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,362
YES, I WENT TO HIM.
465
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,581
AND, YES, YOU WERE RIGHT.
466
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:52,930
I SEE.
467
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,323
BUT, SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU
FOR THE ADVICE.
468
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,368
IT WAS A BIG HELP.
469
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,500
I'M GLAD.
470
00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,329
SO, MAID MARIAN, GONNA
SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE?
471
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,505
[SCOFFS] NO.
472
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,159
I HAVEN'T PICKED UP A BOW
SINCE GIRL SCOUT CAMP.
473
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,247
NO WAY.
474
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,336
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES...
475
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,120
I THINK THE TREE
SHOULD GO TO THE APPLE.
476
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,299
DON'T YOU?
477
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,692
WILL YOU GIVE
ME A LESSON?
478
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,304
SO, STAND RAZOR STRAIGHT,
479
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:19,566
HOLD THE BOW IN YOUR LEFT HAND,
480
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,309
FEET PLANTED, HEAD DOWN,
481
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,181
ELBOWS IN...
482
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:30,403
AS YOU DRAW THE ARROW BACK
483
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,494
AND...LET HER RIP!
484
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,235
LOOK, MOM.
YOU HIT IT!
485
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,453
WAY TO GO, MOM!
486
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:38,498
YEAH, WAY TO GO, MOM.
487
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:39,760
THANK YOU.
488
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,631
MOM, CAN
WE GO EAT NOW?
489
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,329
OH, YES, HONEY.
OF COURSE!
490
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:53,426
HEY, WHY DON'T
WE GO IN ONE CAR?
491
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,646
SO WHAT IS ALL
THIS STUFF EXACTLY?
492
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,388
WELL, THEN, FOR STARTERS,
WE'VE COCK-ALEEKIE,
493
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,957
THAT'S A LEEK AND CHICKEN
SOUP SERVED WITH PRUNES.
494
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,525
NEXT WE HAVE A HAM
AND HADDIE PIE.
495
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:09,572
THAT'S SMOKED HADDOCK AND BACON
BAKED INTO A LUSCIOUS CASSEROLE.
496
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,660
HMM.
497
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,401
PORK BELLY BUTTIES,
498
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:16,057
THAT'S WHAT YOU AMERICANS
CALL SANDWICHES.
499
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,668
CAULIFLOWER IN A CHEESE
AND WHISKEY SAUCE.
500
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,584
AND FOR DESSERT, RHUBARB
AND OATMEAL CRUMBLE.
501
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,803
[GASPS]
502
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,544
SO WHAT'S THIS STUFF?
503
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,806
THIS?
504
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,591
OH, THIS, MY LOVE,
THIS IS HAGGIS.
505
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,854
SCOTLAND'S
MOST FAMOUS DISH.
506
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,770
IT VIRTUALLY
DEFIES DESCRIPTION.
507
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:34,684
WOULD YOU CARE
TO HAVE A WEE TASTE?
508
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:37,644
GO ON.
509
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,907
ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO EAT THAT?
[GIGGLES]
510
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:44,564
YEAH, IT'S A BIT OF
A KILTLIFTER, EH, BOY?
511
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:45,913
IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
YOU SHOULD TRY SOME.
512
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,567
ANY OTHER TAKERS?
513
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:48,872
GET IT WHILE
IT'S GOOD AND HOT.
514
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,265
IF YOUR 8-YEAR-OLD
CAN TRY SOME,
515
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:51,745
SO CAN YOU. COME ON.
516
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,790
THANK YOU.
517
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:57,446
ALL RIGHTY.
518
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,753
MMM.
519
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,755
MMM.
520
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:04,061
WHAT EXACTLY
IS IN HAGGIS?
521
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,934
WELL, IT'S A HEARTY
COMBINATION OF SHEEP'S LIVER,
522
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:10,067
HEART AND LUNG, WITH A LITTLE
BIT OF BEEF KIDNEY FAT,
523
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,636
ONION AND OATMEAL, ALL SIMMERED
UP INSIDE A SHEEP'S BELLY.
524
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:22,079
[GAGGING]
525
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,734
WHAT ARE YOU LIGHTWEIGHTS
ALL LOOKING AT?
526
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,433
YOU KNEW WHAT WAS
IN THAT HAGGIS ALL
ALONG, DIDN'T YOU?
527
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:28,651
I WAS JUST HAVING
A LITTLE FUN.
528
00:22:28,825 --> 00:22:30,871
TRYING TO KEEP IT LIVELY
FOR THE KIDS, YOU KNOW?
529
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:34,396
YOUR IDEA OF FUN
IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
530
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:35,745
LITERALLY.
- COME ON, LILY.
531
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,878
YOU LIKE A LITTLE BIT
OF A CHALLENGE
532
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,619
EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, DON'T YA?
533
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:42,665
I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I DON'T
HAVE YOUR COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.
534
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,145
OH, NO?
535
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:46,016
SO, HOW DID YOU GET
THE BIG-TIME JOB THEN,
536
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:47,931
BY NOT BEING COMPETITIVE?
537
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:50,543
I STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT'S
ASSISTANT AND I WORKED MY
WAY UP.
538
00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:51,848
THAT'S HOW
I GOT THAT JOB.
539
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:53,763
ALL RIGHT, SO WHY DO
YOU DRESS LIKE THIS?
540
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,157
ALL MADE-UP AND SWANKY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
SCOTTISH COUNTRYSIDE?
541
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,899
MY MOTHER USED TO SAY
"ALWAYS LOOK YOUR BEST,
542
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,640
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO
YOU'RE GOING TO MEET."
543
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,903
WELL, ALL DUE RESPECT
TO YOUR MOTHER,
544
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:06,689
I THINK YOU JUST WANT
TO BE THE BEST LOOKING
WOMAN IN 50 MILES.
545
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:17,091
HOW'S IT WORKING?
546
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,528
AH, MR. AND
MRS. MacDOUGALL.
547
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,617
[LAUGHTER]
548
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,967
NO, WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
- NO.
549
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:25,186
WE DON'T EVEN REALLY
KNOW EACH OTHER.
550
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,710
WE'RE JUST KIND
OF SHARING THE SAME CABIN.
551
00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:30,104
WE MISSED YOU
AT THE JOUSTING FAIR.
552
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,890
AH, WE WERE IN TOWN FOR
THE SCOTTISH FOOD TASTING.
553
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:36,632
HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL
AT THE SCOTTISH DANCE
EXHIBITION TONIGHT.
554
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:39,026
EVERYONE GETS TO FLAUNT
THEIR FOOTWORK.
555
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,811
AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE A GO
ON THE OLD BAGPIPES.
556
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,552
WELL, I CAN'T SPEAK
FOR THE NEW YORKERS
557
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,554
BUT THE BOSTONIANS WILL
DEFINITELY BE THERE.
558
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,077
LOVELY.
559
00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,296
MOM, CAN WE GO, TOO?
560
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,732
YOU LOVE TO DANCE.
561
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,082
IS THAT SO?
562
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,650
YES, ACTUALLY. I DO.
563
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,391
OF COURSE WE CAN GO.
YES.
564
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,132
SPLENDID.
565
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:03,616
I HOPE YOU'LL
SAVE ME A JIG.
566
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,488
TONIGHT THEN.
567
00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,925
DANCING IS SO MAGICAL.
568
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,971
BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN
EVERYONE, DON'T YOU THINK?
569
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,060
YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK ME
AGAIN AFTER TONIGHT.
570
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:14,801
CAN WE GO PRACTICE
MORE ARCHERY NOW?
571
00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:17,760
YES. OF COURSE.
572
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,676
WELL, I'D BEST GET BACK
TO THE PLUMBING.
573
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,027
TRY AND MAKE THAT LITTLE CABIN
HABITABLE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
574
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,942
TAKE YOUR SWEET TIME
ON THAT, LOVE.
575
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:27,291
EXCUSE ME?
576
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,163
I SAID, YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING SO HARD,
577
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,208
YOU OUGHTA GO AND
HAVE A WEE LIE DOWN.
578
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:33,950
ACTUALLY,
I AM A BIT WORN OUT.
579
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:35,952
GO ON THEN. I'LL LOOK
AFTER THE STALL.
580
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:37,824
YOU'RE AN ANGEL, YOU KNOW THAT?
581
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,826
WELL, AS THE GOOD BOOK
SAYS, "DO UNTO OTHERS
582
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,871
AS YOU WOULD HAVE
OTHERS DO UNTO YOU."
583
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:45,484
AYE, NOTHING TRUER
THAN THE GOLDEN RULE.
584
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:55,363
ESPECIALLY AS I NEED
MY 40 WINKS, HUH? HA HA.
585
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,625
SLAP!
586
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,758
GOT YA!
587
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,455
WE GOTTA GET
TO THE DANCE, YOU GUYS.
588
00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:01,935
WHAT ARE WE ALL WAITING FOR?
589
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,024
BAILEY. SHE'S BEEN IN THE
BATHROOM FOR HOURS.
590
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:07,462
PROBABLY MAKING HERSELF
ALL PRETTY FOR THE DANCE.
591
00:25:07,636 --> 00:25:09,508
HOPE SO.
592
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,814
EW, ARE YOU IN LOVE
WITH MY SISTER?
593
00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:13,599
MAYBE.
594
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,992
[LAUGHS] HONEY, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA WEAR TONIGHT?
595
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,864
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M WEARING IT.
596
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,648
BABY, I BOUGHT YOU
THAT NEW DRESS.
597
00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:22,346
WHY DON'T YOU GO PUT IT ON?
598
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,525
TA-DA!
599
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,004
WHADDYA THINK?
600
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,050
DID YOU BORROW THAT
FROM THAT DONALD GUY?
601
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,008
NO, THIS IS MY VERY OWN,
602
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:34,620
HANDED DOWN THROUGH 5
GENERATIONS OF MacDOUGALLS.
603
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,796
AND YOU, MY SON,
WILL BE NEXT.
604
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:40,626
I'M READY.
605
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,629
UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE
EXPOSING A LITTLE TOO MUCH?
606
00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:46,762
I COULD SAY
THE SAME FOR YOU.
607
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,504
I THINK SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL.
- ME, TOO.
608
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,245
THANKS.
609
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:57,556
HERE. THIS
WILL GO PERFECTLY.
610
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:58,557
THAT LOOKS NICE.
611
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:00,776
THANKS, LILY.
612
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,125
ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY READY TO GO?
613
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,866
YEP.
614
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:11,178
[MUSIC PLAYING AND CHEERING]
615
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,615
THANK YOU FOR YOUR
HELP BACK THERE.
616
00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,530
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED COMPROMISE.
617
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,923
DON'T YA THINK?
618
00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:18,011
I AM SHARING A CABIN
WITH YOU, AREN'T I?
619
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:25,235
HMM.
620
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:28,282
COME, DANCE WITH YOUR
FAVORITE EVENTS COORDINATOR.
621
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:31,502
HEH HEH. WATCH THE KIDS
FOR A WHILE, WOULD YOU?
622
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:33,896
SURE.
623
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:38,945
GO DANCE YOUR FACE OFF.
624
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,555
THAT'S MY DAD!
625
00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:47,867
IT CERTAINLY IS.
626
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,696
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS
MUST DANCE.
627
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:51,914
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
628
00:26:52,088 --> 00:27:03,709
MY SHOES ARE--
I CAN'T, I REALLY...
629
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,798
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS
MUST DANCE.
630
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:15,808
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
631
00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:23,163
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
632
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,774
HI. I'M KEVIN.
633
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,951
DO YOU WANNA DANCE?
634
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,651
I'M ALREADY
DANCING WITH SOMEONE.
635
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,740
SERIOUSLY?
636
00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,132
YEAH.
637
00:27:36,306 --> 00:27:43,966
OK, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.
638
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:53,976
COME ON.
639
00:27:54,150 --> 00:28:02,332
COME ON.
640
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,247
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
HOW TO DANCE LIKE THAT?
641
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:05,814
I HAVE A COUPLE TRICKS
UP MY SLEEVE
642
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,860
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
643
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,079
COME ON, LILY! SHOW US
YOUR TRICKS ON STAGE!
644
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,211
COME ON!
645
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:21,525
[ALL CHEERING]
646
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:28,402
[ALL CHEERING]
647
00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:30,970
COME ON, DAD.
WHOO!
648
00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:35,235
WHOO!
649
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,803
WHOO!
650
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:39,805
GO, LILY!
651
00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,894
GO!
652
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:42,851
WHOO!
WHOO!
653
00:28:43,025 --> 00:28:45,071
GO, MOM!
654
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:55,081
[ALL CHEERING]
655
00:28:55,255 --> 00:29:01,348
[ALL CHEERING]
656
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:04,307
I HAD NO IDEA
IT WAS A CONTEST.
657
00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:07,180
MOM, YOU WERE
AWESOME OUT THERE.
- THANK YOU.
658
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,877
FEELS GOOD TO WIN
SOMETHING, DOESN'T IT?
659
00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,574
I NEVER
SAID IT DIDN'T.
660
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,447
IMAGINE IF WE ACTUALLY WON
THE MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES.
661
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:14,970
HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD GET THROUGH
662
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:17,190
THE ELIMINATIONS
BEFORE WE EVEN THINK
ABOUT WINNING?
663
00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:19,279
NOTHING WRONG WITH A BIT
OF POSITIVE THINKING.
664
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:22,195
WELL, I'M POSITIVE WE WON'T
WIN. HOW'S THAT, DAD?
665
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:25,938
THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I MEANT, SWEETIE.
666
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,374
HERE, LILY.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
667
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:28,462
NO, NO, NO.
YOU KEEP IT.
668
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:29,942
IT LOOKS BETTER
ON YOU ANYWAY.
669
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,421
OH, REALLY?
670
00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,597
DAD, CAN I?
- YEAH.
671
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,948
HEY, ANYONE WANT TO GO SAY
GOODNIGHT TO ROCKY?
672
00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,906
I'LL GO.
SURE.
673
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:44,043
JUST MAKE SURE YOU KEEP
THE LID CLOSED ON THE JAR.
674
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:48,917
BEST VISITING DANCER.
HMM.
675
00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:50,876
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
676
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,660
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE
TO PAY YOU BACK.
677
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,575
OH, IT'S REALLY NOTHING.
678
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,796
JUST PICK UP AFTER
YOURSELF AND KEEP
TABS ON THAT FROG
679
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,275
AND WE'LL JUST
CALL IT EVEN, OK?
680
00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:00,320
[CHUCKLES]
681
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,104
AND, BY THE WAY,
682
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,324
DESPITE WHAT YOU
THINK, I'M A VERY
POSITIVE PERSON.
683
00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:06,239
WELL, THEN WHAT ARE
YOU SO AFRAID OF THEN?
684
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:08,458
[SIGHS]
685
00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,373
GETTING MY KIDS'
HOPES UP FOR SOMETHING
686
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:12,941
THAT'S PROBABLY
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
687
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,901
BUT WASN'T IT YOU THAT
SAID IT WAS JUST A GAME?
688
00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:19,992
YEAH, BUT THEY LOST
SO MUCH WITH THE
DIVORCE.
689
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,864
I DON'T WANT THEM TO HAVE
ANY MORE DISAPPOINTMENT.
690
00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:27,434
BUT WHAT IF THEY WIN?
691
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:33,440
BY THE WAY,
BAREFOOT BECOMES YOU.
692
00:30:33,614 --> 00:30:43,798
YOU LOOK GOOD
IN A SKIRT, TOO.
693
00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,669
YOU GONNA BE
OK DOWN THERE?
694
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:53,155
NO, BUT I SHOULD PUT IN MY FLOOR
TIME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
695
00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:56,898
[SIGHS] YOU KNOW...
696
00:30:57,072 --> 00:31:00,554
YOU LOOKED
BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.
697
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:02,164
I WAS VERY PROUD OF YOU.
698
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:03,862
THANKS.
699
00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,038
YOU'RE A PRETTY
GOOD DANCER, TOO.
700
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:10,042
MAYBE YOU COULD
TEACH ME SOMETIME.
701
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,044
THIS STILL THE WORST
VACATION EVER?
702
00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:20,966
NOT EVER.
703
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,011
SYDNEY?
704
00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:24,273
HMM?
705
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,320
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
706
00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:32,934
I DIDN'T MEAN TO
DAMPEN YOUR ENTHUSIASM
ABOUT THE GAMES.
707
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,327
WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING
708
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:39,071
BUT WE HAVE AS MUCH
A CHANCE AS ANYONE.
709
00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:41,247
IT'S OK, MOM.
710
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:43,640
TONIGHT WAS FUN.
711
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:46,382
MAYBE SOME DAY
I'LL WEAR A DRESS.
712
00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:49,211
[CHUCKLES]
713
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,518
WELCOME, EVERYONE,
TO THE MEETING
714
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:54,434
OF THE MACS GAMES
TRIAL ELIMINATIONS.
715
00:31:54,608 --> 00:31:57,393
[CROWD CHEERING]
716
00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,526
EACH OF OUR
MAC FAMILIES WILL COMPETE
717
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:04,226
IN A SAMPLING OF TRADITIONAL
SCOTTISH ATHLETIC EVENTS.
718
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,228
ARE WE READY TO BEGIN?
719
00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,403
YAY.
YAY!
720
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,057
I SAID...
721
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:12,060
ARE WE READY TO BEGIN!?
722
00:32:12,234 --> 00:32:16,456
[CROWD CHEERING]
723
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,936
I'M REALLY NERVOUS, DAD.
724
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,546
AH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, PAL.
725
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,895
JUST COPY EVERYTHING I DO.
726
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,331
I AM SO NERVOUS.
727
00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,290
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.
728
00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:26,248
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
729
00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:36,302
♪
730
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:56,322
♪
731
00:32:56,496 --> 00:33:01,501
♪
732
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,764
OK, EVERYONE. NOW...
733
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:07,768
GATHER YOUR STEAM BECAUSE
IT'S ON TO THE STRENGTH
AND AGILITY EVENTS.
734
00:33:07,942 --> 00:33:10,814
WE'LL START WITH THE
FAMOUS CABER POLE TOSS,
735
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:15,167
WITH DIFFERENT SIZES
AND HEFTS OF POLE PER
AGE AND WEIGHT CLASS.
736
00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,473
THE SAME GOES
FOR THE HAMMER THROW.
737
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:19,388
JUST ANOTHER OF
THE NATIVE CONTESTS
738
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:28,267
YOU'LL BE PLAYING
ON GAME DAY.
739
00:33:28,441 --> 00:33:38,277
[♪ epic music ]
740
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:52,465
[♪ epic music ]
741
00:33:52,639 --> 00:33:55,772
LET ME JUST SAY YOU ALL
DID A FANTASTIC JOB.
742
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,514
ESPECIALLY FOR
YOUR FIRST TIME.
743
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,168
THIS IS TOUGH STUFF.
744
00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:02,257
ABSOLUTELY.
745
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:05,608
THAT SAID, THE 4
HIGHEST-SCORING FAMILIES
746
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:11,136
BASED ON OUR EAGLE-EYED
OBSERVATIONS ARE...
747
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,007
THE MacALLISTERS!
748
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:15,053
ALL RIGHT!
749
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,228
THE MacNEILLS!
750
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:18,404
WHOO!
751
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:22,060
THE MacDOUGALLS...
752
00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,671
AND THE MacDOUGALLS!
753
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:29,502
YES!
WHAT?!
754
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:32,244
CONGRATULATIONS, FINALISTS!
755
00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,768
NOW, LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
756
00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:39,164
WOULD ONE MEMBER FROM EACH
FAMILY PLEASE DRAW A STRAW?
757
00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:47,172
IF YOUR STRAWS MATCH,
YOU'RE A TEAM.
758
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,869
YEAH!
759
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:53,352
TEAM MacDOUGALL VERSUS
TEAM MacALLISTER MacNEILL!
760
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,876
WE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET
AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, HUH?
761
00:34:56,050 --> 00:35:00,010
WELL, MAYBE
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.
762
00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:03,013
SO, MOLLY, YOU STILL
HAVE NO IDEA WHEN THE
PLUMBING'S GONNA GET FIXED?
763
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:04,493
AFRAID NOT, DEAR.
764
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,756
POOR GERARD'S HAVING
A DREADFUL TIME WITH IT.
765
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:10,456
HE HAD TO SPECIALLY ORDER
NEW PARTS THIS MORNING.
766
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,849
ISN'T THERE A PROFESSIONAL
PLUMBER AROUND?
767
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:15,548
BUT MY GERARD IS A
PROFESSIONAL PLUMBER.
768
00:35:15,722 --> 00:35:18,203
FULLY LICENSED
AND BONDED.
769
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:21,249
IT'S JUST THAT THE
QUARTERS ARE SO CLOSE.
770
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,208
BUT HAVING A STRAPPING
FELLOW LIKE CONOR
771
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:28,213
SO CLOSE CAN'T
BE ALL THAT BAD.
772
00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:33,261
YOU HAVEN'T
TASTED HIS COOKING.
773
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:34,697
CONOR, I'M SORRY, BUT
I REFUSE TO EAT ANYTHING
774
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,657
I CAN'T SPELL,
IDENTIFY OR PRONOUNCE.
775
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:39,659
ME, TOO.
ME THREE.
776
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,748
TA-DA!
777
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,924
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
SCOTTISH ABOUT THAT.
778
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:47,406
HAMBURGERS, CORN ON THE COB,
FRIED POTATOES.
779
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,711
AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE.
780
00:35:48,885 --> 00:35:50,887
OH, WHICH REMINDS ME,
781
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,498
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE
HAVING FOR DESSERT.
782
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:57,198
[SIGHS] WELL, ON BEHALF OF ME
AND MY FAMILY, WE THANK YOU.
783
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,244
AND ON BEHALF OF ME
AND MY BROOD, THANK YOU
784
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,071
FOR HAVING FAITH
THAT WE MIGHT WIN.
785
00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,638
YEAH, THANKS, MOM!
786
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:09,471
TEAM MacDOUGALL!
All: TEAM MacDOUGALL!
787
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,865
DAD, WHY DO WE HAVE
TO EXERCISE?
788
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,476
WHY CAN'T WE JUST PRACTICE
THE DIFFERENT GAMES?
789
00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:15,608
WHY DO WE HAVE
TO PRACTICE AT ALL?
790
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,653
THEY PICKED US,
DIDN'T THEY?
791
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,829
FRANKLY,
STILL AMAZES ME.
792
00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,875
THEY DIDN'T PICK US
BECAUSE WE WERE GREAT.
793
00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,660
THEY PICKED US BECAUSE WE
WEREN'T AS BAD AS THE REST.
794
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,793
AND, LET'S FACE IT,
THEY WERE PRETTY BAD.
795
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:30,318
SO DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE,
LIKE, THE BEST OF THE WORST?
796
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,407
IS THAT LIKE BETTER
THAN BEING THE WORST
OF THE BEST?
797
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:34,409
WE'RE GONNA LOSE IF I PLAY.
798
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:36,498
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE.
THAT'S THE POINT.
799
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,413
THE POINT IS TO BE PREPARED.
800
00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,763
TO BE PREPARED MEANS
TO BE IN SHAPE.
801
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:43,331
AND THAT MEANS
EXERCISE AND ENDURANCE.
802
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,464
NOW, DOES ANYBODY HAVE
ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
803
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:48,336
YEAH. WHO MADE YOU
THE TEAM LEADER?
804
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,382
YOU WANNA CO-LEAD?
805
00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:54,081
THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
806
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,343
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
807
00:36:55,517 --> 00:37:03,308
1, 2, 3...
HIT IT!
808
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:13,318
[YELLING]
809
00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:25,112
[YELLING]
810
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,244
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
811
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,593
WE'RE GONNA DO
THE WARRIOR TWO.
812
00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:29,769
ARMS OUT!
813
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,250
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
814
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,513
PALMS FORWARD.
815
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,166
SEE, I CAN BE SURPRINGLY...
816
00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,472
FLEXIBLE.
817
00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:41,259
UNLIKE SOME OTHER
PEOPLE I KNOW.
818
00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,783
COME ON, BAILEY!
STEP IT UP!
819
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,828
PRETEND LIKE YOU GOT TO GET
TO THE MALL BEFORE IT CLOSES!
820
00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:48,831
CAN'T...GO...
ANY...FASTER...DAD!
821
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,485
MOM, WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU?
822
00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:52,922
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST HAVE SO
MUCH ENERGY ALL OF A SUDDEN.
823
00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:54,968
IT'S THAT TASTE
OF VICTORY, RIGHT?
824
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,274
YEAH, WELL,
IF YOU WERE GOING
825
00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:57,492
ANY SLOWER,
YOU'D BE PARKED.
826
00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:04,194
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
827
00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:07,850
[ALL GROANING]
828
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,417
ANYONE MIND
IF I SHOWER FIRST?
829
00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:10,810
SORRY, KIDDO.
AGE BEFORE BEAUTY.
830
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,812
YOU'RE UP, LILY.
831
00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:15,945
THAT'S OK. WE HAVE A
FULL AFTERNOON TO PRACTICE,
RIGHT KIDS?
832
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:19,209
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
I'D TAKE TIM AND BAILEY
TO FINDLAY CASTLE.
833
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,821
SHOW 'EM A BIT OF HISTORY.
834
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:23,344
A REAL CASTLE?
835
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,606
WITH KNIGHTS
AND DRAWBRIDGES?
836
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,260
WELL, MAYBE NOT
THE KNIGHTS. BUT...
837
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,957
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME?
838
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,437
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT SIGHTSEEING,
839
00:38:29,611 --> 00:38:31,309
BUT WE HAVE A LOT
OF WORK TO DO.
840
00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:32,875
YEAH, BUT I PROMISED
MY SON A CASTLE,
841
00:38:33,049 --> 00:38:35,443
SO I THOUGHT
I'D COMPROMISE.
842
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:36,792
YOU LIKE COMPROMISES,
DON'T YA?
843
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,490
NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
844
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:40,666
TELL YOU WHAT,
LET'S GO TO THE CASTLE,
845
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,102
RUN LAPS AROUND IT.
846
00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:44,017
AND THIS TIME,
I WON'T LET YOU WIN.
847
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:52,330
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
848
00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:53,505
PLUMBING SUPPLIES.
849
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,115
THAT'S RIGHT.
- SIGN.
850
00:38:55,289 --> 00:39:04,603
YES.
851
00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:06,344
SO WHAT ENDED
YOUR MARRIAGE?
852
00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:07,780
IF YOU DON'T MIND
TALKING ABOUT IT.
853
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,216
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
854
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,044
I DON'T THINK HE COULD
HANDLE THE PRESSURE
855
00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:14,439
OF BEING A PARENT,
BEING A GROWNUP.
856
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:18,921
SO HE, HE OPTED
FOR SOMETHING
857
00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,794
AND SOMEONE A LITTLE
LESS COMPLICATED.
858
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:25,275
YEAH, WELL...
MY WIFE WENT AFTER
THE PEST CONTROL GUY.
859
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,800
TRUE STORY.
[LAUGHS]
860
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:29,410
NOW HE OWNS THE WHOLE
DARNED COMPANY.
861
00:39:29,584 --> 00:39:30,803
RAKES IN TONS OF CASH.
862
00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:34,676
RAT.
863
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:35,938
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
864
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,767
NONE OF THIS IS EASY.
865
00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:42,945
CHILDREN, DIVORCE,
TRYING TO MAKE EVERY
866
00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,601
"LEGALLY-DETERMINED"
SECOND WITH
YOUR KIDS COUNT.
867
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:49,038
OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE, MAKING
SURE YOUR BIG VACATION
868
00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,127
IS BETTER THAN THE ONE
WITH THE OTHER PARENT?
869
00:39:51,301 --> 00:39:53,565
YOU SEE,
YOU ARE COMPETITIVE.
870
00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,916
NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M NOT THE FUN ONE.
871
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,049
AND THEY EXPECT A LOT MORE
FROM ME THAN THEY DO FROM HIM.
872
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,530
YEAH, SO YOU END
UP TRYING TOO HARD.
873
00:40:02,704 --> 00:40:05,664
WE BOTH DO.
874
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,275
I PASS MINE OFF AS
CHARM AND ENTHUSIASM.
875
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,755
MMM.
876
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:10,886
IT'S NOT QUITE WORKING.
877
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:17,676
[CHUCKLES]
878
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,330
HEY, DO YOU THINK
YOUR DAD LIKES MY MOM?
879
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:23,899
[LAUGHING]
880
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:25,379
LIKES YOUR MOM HOW?
881
00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:28,513
YOU KNOW, LIKES HER.
882
00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:30,645
DO YOU THINK
YOUR MOM LIKES MY DAD?
883
00:40:30,819 --> 00:40:33,648
ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S
BEEN WAY HAPPIER IN
THE LAST FEW DAYS.
884
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:36,477
YOUR MOM'S NICE AND EVERYTHING,
BUT I ALREADY HAVE A MOTHER.
885
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,827
AND I AM NOT IN THE MARKET
FOR ANOTHER ONE.
886
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,916
RELAX, THEY'RE NOT GETTING
MARRIED OR ANYTHING.
887
00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,483
I'M JUST SAYING.
888
00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,398
YOU KNOW,
YOU WERE REALLY GOOD
889
00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:46,356
AT THE TRY-OUTS
YESTERDAY, BY THE WAY.
890
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:47,445
REALLY?
891
00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:48,924
YEAH, CONSIDERING.
892
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,535
CONSIDERING WHAT?
893
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,232
YOU THINK YOU'RE
ALL UNCOORDINATED.
894
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:53,538
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
895
00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,454
[LAUGHTER]
896
00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:57,890
I'LL NEVER BE
AS GOOD AS MY DAD.
897
00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,761
OR YOU.
898
00:40:59,935 --> 00:41:00,936
SO WHAT'S THE POINT?
899
00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:02,851
THERE'S NO POINT.
900
00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:06,246
JUST DO YOUR BEST,
ENJOY IT AND WE'LL ALL
BE THERE FOR YOU.
901
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,987
COME ON.
902
00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:09,815
SO DO YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND?
903
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,251
I'M ONLY 8.
904
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,906
I HAD A BOYFRIEND
WHEN I WAS 8.
905
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,082
WELL, MORE LIKE AN ADMIRER.
906
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,997
I ADMIRE YOU.
907
00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:19,477
THANKS, MILES.
908
00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:20,608
I ADMIRE YOU.
909
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,697
REALLY? HOW?
910
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,047
WELL, YOU'RE FUNNY,
911
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:30,096
CLEVER, A GREAT DANCER.
912
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:33,665
YOU'RE A HANDSOME
LITTLE GUY, TOO.
913
00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:36,798
AND YOU'RE THE HOTTEST
GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN
WHO WASN'T FAMOUS.
914
00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:38,452
THANKS, MILES!
915
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,759
THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME,
916
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:45,546
WELL, SINCE WE'VE
BEEN ON THIS TRIP.
917
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,243
ALL RIGHT, TEAM MacDOUGALL!
918
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:51,509
IT'S TIME FOR THE
FINDLAY CASTLE MARATHON!
919
00:41:51,683 --> 00:42:01,649
♪♪♪
920
00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:15,228
♪♪♪
921
00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:17,709
SO HOW DO YOU
WIN THIS GAME?
922
00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,493
WELL, YOU DON'T PLAY
AGAINST TIM, THAT'S FOR SURE.
923
00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:21,930
HE'S AN ANIMAL.
924
00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:25,543
ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S
ALL ABOUT ELIMINATING
925
00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:27,980
YOUR OPPONENT'S KING.
926
00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:30,504
CHECKMATE, DAD.
[LAUGHS]
927
00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:33,028
[GROANS] NICE MOVE.
928
00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,944
WELL PLAYED, BUDDY.
929
00:42:36,118 --> 00:42:38,686
TIM, COULD YOU
TEACH ME?
930
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:42,081
SURE.
931
00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:49,958
OK, TAKE YOUR PIECES.
932
00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:53,048
LOOK AT THAT MOON.
933
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:57,966
IT'S AWESOME, ISN'T IT?
934
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:01,970
YEAH, I FINALLY FEEL LIKE
I'M ACTUALLY ON VACATION.
935
00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:06,975
EXCEPT THESE CRAMPS IN MY LEGS
FROM ALL THAT RUNNING.
936
00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:10,631
LEGS LOOKING FINE TO ME.
937
00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:13,025
THAT'S JUST
THE WINE TALKING.
938
00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:22,425
NO...JUST TELLING
IT LIKE IT IS.
939
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,733
MMM.
[CHUCKLES]
940
00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:29,563
OOPS, SORRY.
941
00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:32,653
STEPPED OUT
OF BOUNDS, HUH?
942
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:37,440
WE CAN'T JUST...NO.
943
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,225
WHAT?
944
00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:40,705
LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN,
YOU MEAN.
945
00:43:40,879 --> 00:43:42,794
[LAUGHS]
946
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:53,892
LET'S JUST PUT THE CORK BACK
IN THE BOTTLE AND GO TO SLEEP.
947
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,807
GOOD NIGHT, CONOR.
948
00:43:55,981 --> 00:44:05,817
GOOD NIGHT.
949
00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:30,102
GOOD NIGHT.
950
00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:34,323
Man: SEE THAT?
A PERFECT 12.
951
00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:36,238
MASTER THE CABER YET,
MacDOUGALL?
952
00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:37,892
WE'RE WORKING
ON IT, MacALLISTER.
953
00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:39,415
SOUNDS LIKE
A BIG FAT "NO" TO ME.
954
00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,200
YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR
OWN SKILLS, PAL.
955
00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:42,723
WE'VE GOT OURS COVERED.
956
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:44,682
I DON'T THINK WE'RE
THE ONES WHO NEED TO WORRY.
957
00:44:44,856 --> 00:44:47,293
AND I'M NOT YOUR PAL.
958
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:50,122
AT LEAST NOT TILL AFTER
NEXT SATURDAY ANYWAY.
959
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,646
[LAUGHS]
960
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:59,653
ALL RIGHT!
961
00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:01,002
HEY.
962
00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:02,134
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
963
00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:03,135
DESNMORE PARK.
964
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:04,484
WHAT FOR?
965
00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:06,268
UH, HIKING AND HOPEFULLY
BIRD WATCHING.
966
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:08,053
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONE
OF THE BEST IN THE U.K.
967
00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,837
YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
968
00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:11,404
WE GOTTA DO
AN EMERGENCY PRACTICE.
969
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:14,450
THE OPPOSITION ARE TOSSING THOSE
CABERS LIKE THEY'RE CHOPSTICKS.
970
00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:16,409
THERE'S PLENTY
OF TIME TO PRACTICE.
971
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,454
COME ON, KIDS, LET'S GO BEFORE
THOSE TRAILS GET TOO CROWDED.
COME ON.
972
00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:20,848
MOM, MAYBE WE SHOULD
PRACTICE FIRST
LIKE YESTERDAY.
973
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,242
PLUS, I SAID I'D
BE THERE FOR TIM.
974
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,897
AND I SHOULD BE
THERE FOR BAILEY.
975
00:45:26,071 --> 00:45:27,986
WE'LL BE BACK BY 3:00.
976
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,728
OR MAYBE EVEN 4:00.
COME ON, COME ON.
977
00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:34,775
WARM UP THOSE
CABERS FOR US, OK?
978
00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:36,951
IT'S GONNA BE
SO MUCH FUN.
979
00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,041
STILL NO SIGN OF THOSE
NEW PLUMBING SUPPLIES?
980
00:45:40,215 --> 00:45:41,739
NO, NOTHING AT ALL.
981
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:44,045
AH, THIS IS A FINE
HOW-DO-YOU-DO.
982
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:46,918
WITHOUT THOSE SPECIAL
DRAINS AND PIPE FITTINGS
983
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,050
THERE'S NOTHING
MORE I CAN DO.
984
00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:51,096
OH, I'M SURE THEY'LL
TURN UP EVENTUALLY.
985
00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,011
AYE.
986
00:45:53,185 --> 00:45:54,882
[SIGHS] ALL I'VE
SEEN IS A COUPLE
987
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,363
OF SCRUFFY SQUIRRELS
AND AN OLD SHOE.
988
00:45:57,537 --> 00:46:00,322
THIS GUIDE BOOK SAYS
THIS PLACE IS SWARMING
WITH RARE BIRDS.
989
00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:03,499
MAYBE THEY'RE ALL ASLEEP
OR ON VACATION.
990
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:06,676
OR OFF PRACTICING
FOR THE MEETING
OF THE MACS GAMES.
991
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,330
LIKE WE SHOULD BE.
992
00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:10,289
HERE WE ARE SURROUNDED BY
ALL THIS INCREDIBLE BEAUTY
993
00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:12,030
AND ALL YOU CAN THINK
ABOUT ARE THOSE SILLY GAMES.
994
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,858
[BIRD CHIRPS]
I DON'T GET IT.
995
00:46:14,032 --> 00:46:15,990
YESTERDAY, IT WAS LIKE
YOU REALLY CARED
996
00:46:16,164 --> 00:46:19,951
ABOUT WINNING AND
TODAY ALL YOU SEEM TO
CARE ABOUT IS BIRDS.
997
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:23,084
OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT
US DOING WELL, HONEY.
998
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:25,173
I JUST WANTED SOME TIME
ALONE AS A FAMILY AWAY
999
00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:26,566
FROM THE OTHER MacDOUGALLS.
1000
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:33,442
WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHAT
MILES AND I WANT?
1001
00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:36,794
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I SUPPOSE
IT IS A BIT WINDY.
1002
00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:38,186
LET'S GO BACK.
1003
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,928
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU
BALANCE THE THIN END
1004
00:46:41,102 --> 00:46:43,452
IN BOTH YOUR HANDS LIKE THIS
1005
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,324
AND YOU WALK FORWARD
1006
00:46:45,498 --> 00:46:47,195
AND YOU THROW AND
THE FAT END SHOULD--
1007
00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,849
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STUCK HERE
1008
00:46:49,023 --> 00:46:50,416
FLINGING THESE STUPID
LOGS WHILE THE OTHERS
1009
00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:52,635
ARE IN SOME BEAUTIFUL
PARK SOMEWHERE.
1010
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:55,247
YEAH, THAT'S THE PARK
WITH THE BIRD SANCTUARY
I WANTED TO SEE.
1011
00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:58,772
[SIGHS] WELL,
LIKE I WAS SAYING,
1012
00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:00,121
THE FAT END SHOULD GO FIRST
1013
00:47:00,295 --> 00:47:02,036
FOLLOWED BY THE THIN END
1014
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,298
WHICH WOULD MAKE IT
12 O'CLOCK.
1015
00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:05,779
NOW, WATCH ME.
1016
00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:09,174
UH!
1017
00:47:09,348 --> 00:47:12,220
[SIGHS] WELL, NOT PERFECT,
BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
1018
00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:15,136
NOW, YOU GUYS HAVE A GO.
1019
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:22,143
ALL RIGHT, BALES.
YOU'RE UP.
1020
00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:32,153
OK?
1021
00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:43,773
OK?
1022
00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:45,166
BABY, ARE YOU OK?
1023
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:46,254
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDA
GONE TO THE PARK.
1024
00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:48,866
UH-OH. IS THAT BLOOD?
1025
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,389
BLOOD?
1026
00:47:50,563 --> 00:47:51,651
BLOOD!
1027
00:47:51,825 --> 00:47:52,957
[CRIES]
1028
00:47:53,131 --> 00:48:00,965
IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
1029
00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:03,358
OH, YOU'RE LUCKY.
1030
00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:05,621
THAT'S JUST A SCRATCH.
1031
00:48:05,795 --> 00:48:12,324
KEEP ICING IT AND THE SWELLING
SHOULD GO DOWN IN NO TIME.
1032
00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,152
[CRYING]
1033
00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:17,546
OH, BALES,
HONEY, DON'T CRY.
1034
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,897
YOU SAID YOU'D PROTECT ME.
1035
00:48:20,071 --> 00:48:24,075
I DID PROTECT YOU.
1036
00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:26,294
TIMMY, COULD YOU
PASS ME MY MAKEUP?
1037
00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:29,123
SURE.
1038
00:48:29,297 --> 00:48:30,298
RIGHT.
1039
00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:32,953
BEST GET BACK TO WORK.
1040
00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:36,087
BUT IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE...
1041
00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:40,569
HERE'S MY PRIVATE
MOBILE NUMBER.
1042
00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:44,051
DON'T HESITATE
TO CALL, DAY OR NIGHT.
1043
00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:47,011
I WON'T.
1044
00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:51,145
BAILEY, ICE PACK!
1045
00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:53,060
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
THINK YOU DELIVERED IT TO,
1046
00:48:53,234 --> 00:48:55,454
BUT IT WASN'T ANYONE HERE.
1047
00:48:55,628 --> 00:48:59,545
DID YOU GET A SIGNATURE?
1048
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:05,986
MOLLY FERGUSON
AT 12:20...YESTERDAY?
1049
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,686
AYE, WE DO HAVE SOMEONE
HERE BY THAT NAME, BUT...
1050
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:20,261
OK, I'LL ASK HER.
THANK YOU.
1051
00:49:20,435 --> 00:49:21,436
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
YOU KNOW.
1052
00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,438
YEAH, I KNOW.
1053
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,353
I SHOULD'VE BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION TO WHERE
1054
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:28,313
THE CABER WAS HEADING
INSTEAD OF HOW BADLY
SHE WAS TOSSING IT.
1055
00:49:28,487 --> 00:49:30,315
YEAH, THAT'S BAD, BUT...
1056
00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:36,234
WHAT I MEANT IS IT'S
ALL YOUR FAULT THAT
MY KIDS ARE MAD AT ME.
1057
00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:38,627
WAIT, YOU THINK
IT'S MY FAULT 'CAUSE
1058
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:43,415
YOU TOOK YOUR KIDS
TO THE PARK INSTEAD OF
LETTING THEM PRACTICE?
1059
00:49:43,589 --> 00:49:46,374
I NEEDED TO BE AWAY
FROM YOU THIS MORNING.
1060
00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:52,032
WHY?
OH, BECAUSE WE ALMOST...
1061
00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:55,122
WELL, YOU THINK
IT'S FUNNY.
1062
00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:57,820
I USED MY CHILDREN
TO AVOID YOU.
1063
00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,474
I AM A TERRIBLE MOTHER.
1064
00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:01,302
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1065
00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,087
AND WHY DID YOU HAVE
TO AVOID ME?
1066
00:50:03,261 --> 00:50:05,524
IT'S NOT AS THOUGH
ANYTHING ACTUALLY
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
1067
00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:08,222
EXCEPT MAYBE
I DRANK TOO MUCH.
1068
00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:11,008
WAIT, NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU
HAD TO DRINK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE
1069
00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,531
OF WINE JUST
TO WANT TO KISS ME?
1070
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,446
IT WAS HALF A BOTTLE OF WINE
1071
00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:16,143
AND DON'T YOU PUT
WORDS INTO MY MOUTH.
1072
00:50:16,317 --> 00:50:17,840
WELL, I DON'T NEED
TO BECAUSE YOU'VE
ALREADY SAID THEM.
1073
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,538
THEY CAME RIGHT OUT.
1074
00:50:19,712 --> 00:50:28,242
DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME
OR NOT?
1075
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,636
YOU KNOW, THE WORST
THING ABOUT BEING
AN ADULT IS SOMETIMES
1076
00:50:30,810 --> 00:50:35,336
YOU CAN'T DO EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
WHEN YOU WANT TO DO IT.
1077
00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:45,520
[WHISPERS]
IS THAT A YES OR A NO?
1078
00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:47,000
WHAT'S ON YOUR HAND?
1079
00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:49,350
IT'S A CELL PHONE NUMBER.
1080
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:51,396
OH.
1081
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:54,181
HEATHER'S.
1082
00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:55,965
HEATHER?
1083
00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,750
GUEST RELATIONS
HEATHER?
1084
00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,621
THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS
PANTING ALL OVER YOU?
1085
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,884
SHE'S NOT ALWAYS
PANTING OVER ME.
1086
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,495
YES, SHE IS!
1087
00:51:03,669 --> 00:51:04,800
ARE YOU JEALOUS?
1088
00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:08,413
NO. NO, OF COURSE
I'M NOT JEALOUS.
1089
00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:14,593
OK, SO YOU WON'T MIND IF I ASK
HER OUT FOR A DRINK TONIGHT.
1090
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:16,160
NO.
WHAT ABOUT BAILEY?
1091
00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:17,857
OH, BAILEY'S FINE.
1092
00:51:18,031 --> 00:51:21,600
SHE DOESN'T NEED ME
AROUND AT ALL THIS EVENING.
1093
00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:22,818
FINE.
1094
00:51:22,992 --> 00:51:24,211
DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
1095
00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:26,344
I DON'T CARE.
1096
00:51:26,518 --> 00:51:28,563
OK. BAILEY CAN
LOOK AFTER TIM
1097
00:51:28,737 --> 00:51:30,522
AND SYDNEY AND MILES,
TOO, IF YOU LIKE
1098
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:32,480
IF YOU NEED A LITTLE
BIT OF ME TIME!
1099
00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:35,222
YEAH. YEAH, I NEED
SOME ME TIME!
1100
00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:41,446
[SCOFFS]
1101
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:42,577
[CLEARS THROAT]
1102
00:51:42,751 --> 00:51:45,014
HI, DONALD.
1103
00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,365
JUST PASSING BY.
1104
00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:50,237
WAS WONDERING HOW YOUNG BAILEY
WAS DOING AFTER HER WEE MISHAP.
1105
00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:51,499
OH, SHE'S FINE.
1106
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,110
IT'S JUST A SCRATCH
ON HER HEAD.
1107
00:51:53,284 --> 00:51:54,589
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
1108
00:51:54,763 --> 00:51:56,374
SPLENDID.
1109
00:51:56,548 --> 00:52:02,597
SO...TEAM MacDOUGALL
IS STILL INTACT?
1110
00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:05,600
YEAH, I THINK SO.
1111
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:12,738
AND MIGHT I ADD, YOU'RE LOOKING
AS LOVELY AS A SUNRISE.
1112
00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:20,267
DONALD, ARE YOU
BUSY TONIGHT?
1113
00:52:20,441 --> 00:52:22,356
OF COURSE, THE MEETING
OF THE MACS IS OUR
BIGGEST EVENT,
1114
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,576
BUT I ALSO GET TO WORK
1115
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:26,404
ON ALL KINDS OF OTHER
EXCITING ACTIVITIES.
1116
00:52:26,578 --> 00:52:28,797
IT'S PRETTY MUCH
GO-GO-GO AROUND HERE.
1117
00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:30,538
THAT IS, WHEN I'M
NOT SKY-DIVING,
1118
00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,758
CHASING TERRORISTS, OR
HUNTING KILLER WHALES.
1119
00:52:32,932 --> 00:52:36,588
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
LISTENING, ARE YOU?
1120
00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:38,459
OH, NO.
1121
00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:42,855
SORRY, I THINK I'M STILL RATTLED
BY THE CABER TOSSING INCIDENT.
1122
00:52:43,029 --> 00:52:45,249
I KEEP ON THINKING HOW MUCH
WORSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN.
1123
00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,164
GUILT IS A WASTED
EMOTION, CONOR.
1124
00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:49,253
DIDN'T ANYONE
EVER TEACH YOU THAT?
1125
00:52:49,427 --> 00:52:50,689
[LAUGHING] YOU OBVIOUSLY
HAVE GOT NO KIDS.
1126
00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,212
ME, NO.
1127
00:52:52,386 --> 00:52:55,694
[GIGGLES] OH, THEY'RE
FINE FOR OTHER PEOPLE
1128
00:52:55,868 --> 00:52:57,957
AND I ENJOY BEING AROUND
THEM AT EVENTS AND SUCH,
1129
00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:02,570
BUT BEING A PARENT JUST
ISN'T ON MY SCHEDULE.
1130
00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:07,706
YEAH.
1131
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,621
ANOTHER ROUND?
1132
00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:14,495
MM-HMM. [GIGGLES]
1133
00:53:14,669 --> 00:53:20,675
[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]
1134
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:23,591
YOU WENT SWIMMING IN A KILT?
1135
00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:25,985
YEAH, WELL, IT HELPS
YOU FLOAT.
1136
00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,116
REALLY?
1137
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:30,337
[LAUGHS]
1138
00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:31,904
HELLO, CONOR.
1139
00:53:32,078 --> 00:53:33,210
HOW WAS YOUR EVENING?
1140
00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:35,212
OH, PEACHY.
1141
00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:37,214
HELLO, DONALD.
1142
00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:40,260
EVENING, CONOR.
1143
00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:43,220
SO IS THIS A PRIVATE PARTY
OR CAN ANYBODY JOIN IN?
1144
00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,787
WELL, I SHOULD BE GOING.
1145
00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,094
BUSY MORNING TOMORROW.
1146
00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:51,750
KILT WRESTLING
AND A GOOD, OLD-TIME
SCOTTISH SING-ALONG.
1147
00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:53,273
KILT WRESTLING!
1148
00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:58,017
THAT SOUNDS FASCINATING.
1149
00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:04,371
THANK YOU FOR
STOPPING BY, DONALD.
1150
00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:11,552
SLEEP TIGHT.
1151
00:54:11,726 --> 00:54:13,902
WHAT?
1152
00:54:14,076 --> 00:54:16,775
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
1153
00:54:16,949 --> 00:54:19,778
I JUST HAD A VISITOR.
1154
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:21,649
WITH THE KIDS AROUND?
1155
00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:23,956
WE WERE JUST TALKING.
1156
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,610
WHICH IS A WHOLE LOT LESS
1157
00:54:25,784 --> 00:54:29,222
THAN YOU DID WITH THAT LITTLE
SCOTTISH TERRIER, I BET.
1158
00:54:29,396 --> 00:54:31,616
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
1159
00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:36,447
AND YOU'RE NOT?
1160
00:54:36,621 --> 00:54:44,324
OF COURSE I'M JEALOUS.
1161
00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:48,285
THIS ISN'T A GOOD IDEA.
1162
00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:50,591
WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS.
1163
00:54:50,765 --> 00:54:51,853
I KNOW.
1164
00:54:52,027 --> 00:55:05,737
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
1165
00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:14,572
[WHISPERS] LIKE I SAID,
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
1166
00:55:14,746 --> 00:55:18,358
WAIT!
1167
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:28,368
DON'T TELL ME YOU
DIDN'T FEEL THAT, TOO?
1168
00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:49,824
DON'T TELL ME YOU
DIDN'T FEEL THAT, TOO?
1169
00:55:49,998 --> 00:55:59,051
[GROANING]
1170
00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:03,882
ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE'S
CALLED THE SHEAF TOSS.
1171
00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:07,755
AND THE IDEA IS TO THROW IT
OVER THE TOP OF THE BAR.
1172
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,366
IT'S WICKED FUN, GUYS.
1173
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:11,542
WATCH.
1174
00:56:11,716 --> 00:56:12,673
COOL.
1175
00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,632
HEY!
1176
00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:17,374
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
OUR CO-CAPTAIN.
1177
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:18,505
NICE OF YOU
TO SHOW UP.
1178
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,464
I'M SORRY.
I WENT BACK TO SLEEP.
1179
00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:21,813
I DON'T KNOW HOW AND I KNOW
1180
00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,902
THAT WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK
TO DO. SORRY.
1181
00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:25,382
YEP. SHOW US
HOW IT'S DONE.
1182
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,775
COULD I JUST FINISH
MY COFFEE FIRST?
1183
00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:29,821
BESIDES, IT'S WINDY
AS ALL GET OUT.
1184
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,083
WELL, WHAT ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THE MEANTIME?
1185
00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:32,998
JUST STAND AROUND
AND WATCH?
1186
00:56:33,172 --> 00:56:34,913
COULD I TALK
TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
1187
00:56:35,087 --> 00:56:40,919
YEAH.
1188
00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:42,094
HEY.
1189
00:56:42,268 --> 00:56:44,749
HEY.
HOW'S IT GOING?
1190
00:56:44,923 --> 00:56:47,012
GOOD. JUST PRACTICING
FOR THE SHEAF TOSS.
1191
00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:48,405
FOR THE GAMES.
1192
00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:50,581
CONOR, WHATEVER DID
OR DID NOT HAPPEN
1193
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:53,714
BETWEEN US LAST NIGHT
DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO BE RUDE TO ME.
1194
00:56:53,888 --> 00:56:55,281
HEY, DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
1195
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,239
YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST WOMAN
TO WALK AWAY FROM ME NOW.
1196
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,069
OK, WELL, YOU'RE NOT
THE FIRST MAN I EVER
WALKED AWAY FROM.
1197
00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:02,549
GOOD.
SO, WE'RE EVEN.
1198
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:03,942
NOW WHAT?
1199
00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,552
LET ME QUOTE YOU,
"YOU CAN EITHER MAKE
1200
00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:15,562
THIS EASY OR YOU CAN
MAKE IT HARD."
1201
00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:16,868
SEE YOU LATER.
1202
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:20,175
SEE YA.
1203
00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:21,873
WHO'S THAT?
- NOBODY, DAD.
1204
00:57:22,047 --> 00:57:24,310
WELL, LET'S KEEP
IT THAT WAY, OK?
1205
00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,790
HEY, IF I MAY SAY SO,
1206
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:26,878
YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB
WITH THAT CONCEALER.
1207
00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:28,445
I CAN BARELY
SEE YOUR SCRATCH.
1208
00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,577
REALLY? I STILL
FEEL GROSS.
1209
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,144
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT
SURPRISING WITH ALL
1210
00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:33,667
THE MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE.
1211
00:57:33,841 --> 00:57:35,800
YOU SHOULD BE WEARING
A HALLOWEEN MASK.
1212
00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,845
I SHOULD BE WEARING
A CRASH HELMET WITH
YOU AS A COACH.
1213
00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,586
BAILEY, THAT IS ENOUGH.
1214
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,588
SAY IT, DAD. YOU JUST
DON'T WANT ME TO GROW UP.
1215
00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:44,548
UH, LOOK, THIS MIGHT
BE NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
1216
00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:46,767
BUT AS A WOMAN
AND AS A MOTHER,
1217
00:57:46,941 --> 00:57:48,116
BAILEY LOOKS FINE
WITH A LITTLE MAKEUP.
1218
00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,771
AND THAT'S ALL IT IS,
JUST A LITTLE MAKEUP.
1219
00:57:50,945 --> 00:57:51,816
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
1220
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,513
IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
1221
00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:55,689
I THINK I KNOW BEST HOW TO
LOOK AFTER MY CHILDREN.
1222
00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:58,039
OH, YEAH. LIKE LETTING
THEM PLAY WITH A PITCHFORK?
1223
00:57:58,213 --> 00:57:59,127
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.
1224
00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:00,781
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1225
00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:03,088
THIS THING IS
AS BLUNT AS BUTTER. LOOK.
1226
00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:05,351
ACTUALLY, DAD, IT DOES
SEEM A LITTLE SCARY.
1227
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:10,617
YEAH, COUNT ME OUT.
1228
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,880
WELL, THAT'S JUST SWELL.
1229
00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:14,621
WHAT KIND OF A TEAM
CAPTAIN ARE YOU ANYWAY?
1230
00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:17,058
A RESPONSIBLE ONE, UNLIKE
SOME PEOPLE I KNOW.
1231
00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:18,669
MOM, STOP IT.
1232
00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,540
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE WHEN YOU
AND DAD WERE MARRIED.
1233
00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:25,763
YEAH, LIKE YOU
AND MOM, TOO.
1234
00:58:25,937 --> 00:58:28,069
OK.
1235
00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,636
I'M SORRY, KIDS.
1236
00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:31,595
I'M SORRY, TOO.
1237
00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:35,207
DAD, ARE YOU AND LILY
GETTING MARRIED?
- WHAT?
1238
00:58:35,381 --> 00:58:37,688
WELL, YOU WERE KISSING
EACH OTHER LAST NIGHT.
1239
00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:38,819
WAIT--WHAT!?
1240
00:58:38,993 --> 00:58:40,038
REALLY?
1241
00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:41,996
I SAW THEM ON
THE FRONT DECK.
1242
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,608
ARE YOU GUYS MOVING
TO NEW YORK?
1243
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:47,088
OK, LISTEN. THERE'S
GONNA BE NO KISSING.
1244
00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:48,481
THERE'S NO
GETTING MARRIED.
1245
00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,135
AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NO MOVING ANYWHERE.
1246
00:58:50,309 --> 00:58:52,529
EXCEPT OUT OF THAT CABIN.
WE'LL GO.
- NO, WE'LL GO.
1247
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,008
WHAT?
I LIKE OUR CABIN.
1248
00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,662
ME, TOO, MOM.
- WHY SHOULD WE MOVE?
1249
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:56,924
WE WERE THERE FIRST.
1250
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:58,665
AT LEAST YOU
HAVE A MATTRESS.
1251
00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:00,014
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER
SPENT SO MUCH TIME
ON THE FLOOR.
1252
00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,799
MAYBE IT'LL TOUGHEN
YOU UP A BIT.
1253
00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:03,757
HEY! DON'T TALK TO
MY BROTHER THAT WAY!
1254
00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,106
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
1255
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,719
WAIT! OK! I THINK
WE'RE DONE HERE, OK?
1256
00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:11,983
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU
WANT SEPARATE CABINS?
1257
00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:14,899
WE HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY
SURE SINCE THE DAY
WE ARRIVED.
1258
00:59:15,073 --> 00:59:19,686
I KNOW, BUT YOU SEEMED TO BE
ALL GETTING ALONG SO WARMLY.
1259
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:22,994
MOLLY...IS THE CABIN
READY OR NOT?
1260
00:59:23,168 --> 00:59:26,606
WELL, THE PLUMBING IS
TIP-TOP, BUT THE CABIN
IS NOT VERY COMFORTABLE.
1261
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,869
MOLLY, FOR PETE'S SAKE,
1262
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:33,744
PLEASE GIVE THESE
NICE, PATIENT FOLKS
THE KEY TO CABIN 18.
1263
00:59:33,918 --> 00:59:35,963
WHICH IS, IN FACT,
FIT FOR PURPOSE.
1264
00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:37,748
NO. I SAID WE'D MOVE.
1265
00:59:37,922 --> 00:59:38,966
NO, NO, NO.
WE'LL MOVE.
1266
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:40,881
NO, NO, NO.
LAST IN, FIRST OUT.
1267
00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:42,274
WHAT KIND OF STUPID
LOGIC IS THAT?
1268
00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:44,189
OH, SO NOW I'M STUPID?
1269
00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:46,626
YOU'RE NOT STUPID, YOU'RE JUST
BULLHEADED AND STUBBORN.
1270
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,585
OH, AND WHO HAVE YOU BEEN
TALKING TO, MY EX-WIFE?
1271
00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:50,064
THAT'S THAT!
1272
00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:51,544
PLEASE, JUST LET ME.
- THAT IS IT!
1273
00:59:51,718 --> 00:59:54,591
NO! NO! DON'T PLAY.
1274
00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:56,941
I'LL LET HIM STAY THERE.
1275
00:59:57,115 --> 00:59:58,377
AYE.
1276
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:01,075
STILL THINK THEY'RE
A LOVE MATCH?
1277
01:00:01,249 --> 01:00:04,296
[CHUCKLING] YOU'LL
HAVE TO FORGIVE
MY DARLING WIFE.
1278
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:06,777
SHE'S REALLY HAD
YOUR BEST INTERESTS
AT HEART,
1279
01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:11,956
BUT SHE MAY HAVE
GONE A TAD TOO FAR.
1280
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:16,395
MOLLY, WERE YOU TRYING
TO KEEP US TOGETHER?
1281
01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,919
NOT AT FIRST,
BUT, WELL...
1282
01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:23,924
THAT IS THE ICING ON
A VERY BADLY BAKED CAKE.
1283
01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:25,926
I...
1284
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,190
EH!
1285
01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:32,629
NEW CABIN'S HALF-PRICE
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
1286
01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:34,456
[DOOR CLOSES]
1287
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,068
I STILL THINK THEY'RE CRAZY
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
1288
01:00:37,242 --> 01:00:40,593
AH, YOU GOT THE
CRAZY PART RIGHT.
1289
01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:46,991
COME ON, ROCKY.
1290
01:00:47,165 --> 01:00:48,993
PARDON ME.
1291
01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:50,777
IS THE CABIN NICE, DAD?
1292
01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:52,170
LIKE THE RITZ-CARLTON
COMPARED TO THIS PLACE.
1293
01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:54,128
DID YOU FEED ROCKY?
- YEP.
1294
01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:58,045
LILY, DOES THIS MEAN YOU
WANT YOUR SHAWL BACK?
1295
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:00,308
NO, HONEY, YOU KEEP IT.
1296
01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:01,962
LOOKS BEAUTIFUL ON YOU.
1297
01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:06,706
YOU ENJOY IT.
THANKS.
1298
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,144
OH, GOOD, WE CAUGHT YOU.
1299
01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:12,843
HAVE A BIT OF OFFICIAL
BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
1300
01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:14,845
WHAT KIND OF OFFICIAL BUSINESS?
1301
01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:16,934
WE'RE HERE
TO RECONFIRM THAT,
1302
01:01:17,108 --> 01:01:19,937
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
YOU'RE STILL
1303
01:01:20,111 --> 01:01:22,766
ALL PLANNING TO COMPETE
IN THE GAMES TOGETHER.
1304
01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:26,160
COOPERATION BEING
OF NUMBER-ONE IMPORTANCE
1305
01:01:26,334 --> 01:01:28,336
TO THE SUCCESS AND ENJOYMENT
1306
01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:30,425
OF THE SPORTING
EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW?
1307
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:32,906
WHAT EXACTLY ARE
YOU SAYING, HEATHER?
1308
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,908
WE WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU
TWO WON'T START FIGHTING
1309
01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,954
IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL
AND CAUSE A SCENE.
1310
01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:38,738
OH.
- IT COULD BE BAD P.R.
1311
01:01:38,912 --> 01:01:40,827
FOR THE GAMES, THIS RESORT
1312
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:43,961
AND, WELL...
SCOTLAND IN GENERAL.
1313
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,006
DON'T FORGET THE ENTIRE
WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
1314
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,139
SO DO WE NEED TO SIGN
SOMETHING IN BLOOD
1315
01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:51,055
OR IS A SIMPLE "WE'LL
BEHAVE" GONNA SUFFICE?
1316
01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,143
NO BLOOD.
1317
01:01:52,317 --> 01:01:54,014
YES, THAT WOULD
BE THE POINT.
1318
01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:58,062
MOM, I REALLY
STILL WANT TO PLAY.
1319
01:01:58,236 --> 01:01:59,672
WE'LL BEHAVE.
1320
01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:01,108
EXCELLENT.
1321
01:02:01,282 --> 01:02:04,721
WOULD'VE BEEN RATHER
A MESS IF YOU SAID NO.
1322
01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:08,855
COME ON, GUYS.
1323
01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:10,596
SEE YOU, MAN.
1324
01:02:10,770 --> 01:02:20,867
SEE YOU.
BYE.
1325
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:23,304
WELL, THIS IS NICE
AND COZY, ISN'T IT?
1326
01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:25,350
IT'S HALF THE SIZE
OF THE OTHER CABIN.
1327
01:02:25,524 --> 01:02:27,961
AND THERE'S ONLY HALF
AS MANY OF US, SO WE'RE
EVEN, AREN'T WE?
1328
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,571
SO, IS THIS WHAT THE
RITZ-CARLTON LOOKS LIKE?
1329
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,400
YES, TIM. EXACTLY.
1330
01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:34,751
IS THERE EVEN
A BATHROOM IN HERE?
1331
01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:36,448
OF COURSE.
1332
01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:49,809
AND IT SHOULD
BE IN PERFECT
WORKING CONDITION.
1333
01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:51,942
[SIGHS]
COME ON, BALES.
1334
01:02:52,116 --> 01:02:53,378
IT'S ONLY FOR
A FEW NIGHTS.
1335
01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:54,988
I KNOW.
1336
01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:58,209
IT'S JUST SO...QUIET.
1337
01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:03,475
LOOK, I SAY
LET'S ENJOY IT.
1338
01:03:03,649 --> 01:03:05,129
WE CAN ALL
CAMP OUT IN HERE.
1339
01:03:05,303 --> 01:03:07,174
HAVE SOME FUN.
1340
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:10,351
I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN
SUCH A BRAT, DAD.
1341
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:13,964
I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN ANY
OF THAT STUFF ABOUT YOU
1342
01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:18,229
NOT PROTECTING ME OR
WANTING ME TO GROW UP.
1343
01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:21,972
KNOW THIS, SWEETIE, NO
MATTER HOW BIG YOU GET,
1344
01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:25,279
YOU'LL ALWAYS GONNA BE
MY LITTLE GIRL.
1345
01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:28,848
IT'S A DAD THING.
1346
01:03:29,022 --> 01:03:31,764
DID YOU REALLY KISS LILY?
1347
01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,244
DOES IT MATTER?
1348
01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:34,245
I DON'T KNOW.
1349
01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:35,724
IT SHOULD.
1350
01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:40,947
ISN'T THAT WHAT
YOU'D TELL ME?
1351
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:44,342
LOOK, WHATEVER HAPPENED,
IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
1352
01:03:44,516 --> 01:03:46,387
END OF STORY.
1353
01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:50,783
[LOUD TOILET FLUSH]
1354
01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:52,176
OH, MY GOD.
1355
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,612
WHAT WAS THAT?
1356
01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:56,571
I THINK THAT MUST BE
THE "TIP-TOP" PLUMBING.
1357
01:03:56,745 --> 01:04:01,141
STILL THINK
IT'S TOO QUIET?
1358
01:04:01,315 --> 01:04:11,151
NEXT TIME, EAR PLUGS.
1359
01:04:11,325 --> 01:04:17,201
NEXT TIME, EAR PLUGS.
1360
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:20,378
[SIGHS]
1361
01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:22,119
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
1362
01:04:22,293 --> 01:04:24,251
THIS WAS OUR WORST EVENT
IN THE TRIALS.
1363
01:04:24,425 --> 01:04:25,992
LET'S TRY AND MAKE
IT OUR BEST. OK?
1364
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,037
IS EVERYBODY WITH ME?
1365
01:04:27,211 --> 01:04:28,952
WELL, UH...
1366
01:04:29,126 --> 01:04:30,823
I SAID, IS EVERYBODY
WITH ME!?
1367
01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,520
CONOR, IT'S POURING RAIN!
1368
01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:34,000
DO WE HAVE TO BE OUT HERE?
1369
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,480
OH, COME ON!
1370
01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,960
WHAT IS RAIN
TO THE FIGHTING
MacDOUGALLS?
1371
01:04:37,134 --> 01:04:38,526
AAH!
1372
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:41,878
ALL RIGHT, WHEN I
SAY GO, EVERYBODY,
1373
01:04:42,052 --> 01:04:44,315
EYES UP, KNEES BENT,
SACKS HIGH.
1374
01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,492
ALL RIGHT, AND GO!
1375
01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:50,451
[ALL YELLING]
1376
01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,018
COME ON, HURRY UP!
1377
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,498
TIM, HIGHER, HIGHER!
1378
01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:56,718
COME ON!
YOU GO, LILY!
1379
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:57,763
[ALL YELLING]
1380
01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:01,985
OH!
[ALL SCREAM]
1381
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:04,770
OK. ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
1382
01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:05,945
COME ON.
1383
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:09,253
WE QUIT THIS TEAM!
1384
01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:11,255
SYDNEY, MILES.
1385
01:05:11,429 --> 01:05:12,256
WE'RE QUITTING
THESE GAMES.
1386
01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:14,867
WE'RE GOING HOME!
1387
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,869
OK, GO!
1388
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,392
GO!
1389
01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:20,177
THE BOSTON MacDOUGALLS
DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!
1390
01:05:20,351 --> 01:05:22,701
WE'RE GONNA
BE FINE WITHOUT YOU!
1391
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,181
SORRY, GUYS.
1392
01:05:24,355 --> 01:05:27,140
I JUST TRIPPED.
1393
01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:28,359
IT'S OK.
WE'RE GONNA BE FINE.
1394
01:05:28,533 --> 01:05:32,406
IT WAS JUST A--
JUST A LITTLE SETBACK.
1395
01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,539
MOM, ARE WE GOING HOME NOW?
1396
01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:37,107
NO, HONEY, WE HAVE
THREE MORE DAYS
LEFT IN SCOTLAND.
1397
01:05:37,281 --> 01:05:39,022
TO DO WHAT?
1398
01:05:39,196 --> 01:05:41,676
WATCH THEM WIN THE
MEETING OF THE MACS
GAMES WITHOUT US?
1399
01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:45,071
NO, WE'RE GONNA
DRIVE TO EDINBURGH
AND GLASGOW.
1400
01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:46,681
AND WE'RE GONNA
SIGHTSEE ALONG THE WAY!
1401
01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:49,336
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA
CHECK INTO A REAL HOTEL
1402
01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:51,251
WITH DUVETS
AND CHOCOLATES
ON THE PILLOW.
1403
01:05:51,425 --> 01:05:59,085
SOUND GOOD?
1404
01:05:59,259 --> 01:06:01,522
SO WHAT? ONE FAMILY
CAN'T PLAY?
1405
01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,437
WHAT KIND OF STUPID
RULE IS THAT?
1406
01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:06,136
THE ONLY KIND
THAT MAKES ANY SENSE.
1407
01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:09,095
YOU CANNOT COMPETE
WITH HALF A TEAM.
1408
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,444
SO, WHAT THEN?
1409
01:06:10,618 --> 01:06:13,056
WE'RE OUT, RIGHT?
1410
01:06:13,230 --> 01:06:15,275
WE TRAVEL THOUSANDS OF
MILES TO COME HERE
1411
01:06:15,449 --> 01:06:17,756
AND WE'RE OUT OVER SOME
STUPID, PETTY RULE?
1412
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,540
YES.
1413
01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:21,542
UNLESS YOU CAN GET
YOUR TEAMMATES BACK.
1414
01:06:21,716 --> 01:06:23,544
THE RULES ARE
THE RULES, CONOR.
1415
01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:35,295
I'M SORRY.
1416
01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:37,254
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
OURSELVES A VACANCY.
1417
01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:40,170
OH, SHE'LL BE BACK,
MARK MY WORDS.
1418
01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,215
[LAUGHS] YOU NEVER
GIVE UP, DO YOU?
1419
01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:44,304
WELL, I'VE STAYED MARRIED
TO YOU FOR 41 YEARS.
1420
01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:49,005
YOU TELL ME!
1421
01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:53,183
WHERE'D THEY GO?
1422
01:06:53,357 --> 01:06:55,489
SHE'S ON HER WAY
TO GLASGOW, I'M AFRAID.
1423
01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:58,405
SHE'S VISITING
ST. ABERNATHY'S CHURCH.
1424
01:06:58,579 --> 01:07:05,499
IF YOU GO THERE NOW,
YOU'LL CATCH HER.
1425
01:07:05,673 --> 01:07:07,675
ISN'T IT GORGEOUS, SYD?
1426
01:07:07,849 --> 01:07:12,680
IT LOOKS LIKE
SOMETHING OUT OF ONE
OF YOUR OLD STORYBOOKS.
1427
01:07:13,159 --> 01:07:22,603
COME ON.
OVER HERE.
1428
01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:25,476
NOW, IT SAYS HERE BONNIE PRINCE
CHARLIE SOUGHT REFUGE HERE
1429
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,391
AFTER THE BATTLE
OF CULLODEN.
1430
01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:28,696
ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?
1431
01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:30,307
WHY ARE WE VISITING
A CHURCH HERE
1432
01:07:30,481 --> 01:07:32,222
IF WE NEVER GO
TO CHURCH AT HOME?
1433
01:07:32,396 --> 01:07:33,788
HONEY, YOU DO
A LOT OF THINGS
1434
01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:36,226
ON VACATION THAT YOU
DON'T DO AT HOME.
1435
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,924
LIKE WHAT?
PLAYING THE MEETING
OF THE MACS GAMES?
1436
01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:40,578
FORGET IT, MILES.
1437
01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:42,493
CONOR DOESN'T WANT US AND
MOM IS NOT TAKING US BACK.
1438
01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,495
IT'S A DONE DEAL.
1439
01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:59,292
[SIGHS]
1440
01:07:59,466 --> 01:08:00,598
HONEY, ARE YOU OK?
1441
01:08:00,772 --> 01:08:06,038
OOH, YOUR HANDS
ARE SO COLD.
1442
01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:09,346
SO BEAUTIFUL.
1443
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,609
BUT I DON'T
WEAR NAIL POLISH
1444
01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:14,568
OR GET MANICURES
LIKE YOU DO.
1445
01:08:14,742 --> 01:08:17,267
AND I DON'T LIKE DRESSES
1446
01:08:17,441 --> 01:08:21,575
OR LACY SHAWLS LIKE
THE ONE YOU GAVE BAILEY.
1447
01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:24,317
OH, HONEY.
1448
01:08:24,491 --> 01:08:26,493
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE LIKE
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
1449
01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:28,191
I'M A CHRONIC OVER-DRESSER.
1450
01:08:28,365 --> 01:08:31,063
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
LIKE ME OR LIKE BAILEY.
1451
01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:36,590
YOU'RE PERFECT
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
1452
01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:39,289
AM I PERFECT
JUST THE WAY I AM?
1453
01:08:39,463 --> 01:08:41,639
[LAUGHS] OF COURSE.
1454
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:45,208
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
1455
01:08:45,382 --> 01:08:46,905
OH, YOU GUYS.
1456
01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:49,647
WE'RE STANDING IN A GRAVEYARD
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
1457
01:08:49,821 --> 01:08:52,476
THIS IS OFFICIALLY
THE WORST VACATION EVER.
1458
01:08:52,650 --> 01:09:03,095
HEY, LOOK. IT'S CONOR!
1459
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:06,881
OK, HERE IT IS.
1460
01:09:07,055 --> 01:09:10,276
I AM SORRY FOR PUSHING
YOU GUYS SO HARD,
1461
01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:13,410
ESPECIALLY WITH THE
WEATHER BEING SO BAD.
1462
01:09:13,584 --> 01:09:15,455
BUT I JUST WANTED
TO WIN SO MUCH.
1463
01:09:15,629 --> 01:09:18,719
I UNDERSTAND AND
I DID NOT WANT TO QUIT.
1464
01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:21,461
BUT, CONOR, REALLY,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
1465
01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:24,856
THIS IS VACATION.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
1466
01:09:25,030 --> 01:09:28,338
AND I AM SORRY, BUT DO
YOU THINK WE COULD START
TO WORK TOGETHER NOW?
1467
01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,905
NOT FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU.
BUT FOR THE KIDS.
1468
01:09:31,079 --> 01:09:33,169
I THINK WE OWE IT
TO THEM, DON'T WE?
1469
01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:38,826
YEAH. WE DO.
1470
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,437
SYDNEY, MILES, COME HERE!
1471
01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:43,179
GOOD NEWS!
1472
01:09:43,353 --> 01:09:45,572
WE'RE GONNA REUNITE
TEAM MacDOUGALL!
1473
01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:48,184
TEAM MacDOUGALL!
WHOO-HOO!
1474
01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:50,621
WHAT? YOU'VE ALREADY
RENTED OUT OUR CABIN!?
1475
01:09:50,795 --> 01:09:53,145
OH, SORRY, DEAR. BUT
WE HAD A WAITING LIST.
1476
01:09:53,319 --> 01:09:54,842
[SIGHS]
1477
01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:59,543
MOLLY, ARE YOU SURE THIS
ISN'T JUST ANOTHER ONE
1478
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:00,892
OF YOUR MATCHMAKING SCHEMES?
1479
01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:04,417
BETWEEN OURSELVES,
I WISH IT WERE.
1480
01:10:04,591 --> 01:10:07,464
NO, GERARD DIDN'T WANT
TO LOSE A RENTAL FEE.
1481
01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:10,336
HE'S A BIT OF A
TIGHTWAD, YOU KNOW.
1482
01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:13,600
ANY SUGGESTIONS?
1483
01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:18,475
SO. WELCOME TO OUR TINY
BUT WONDERFUL CABIN.
1484
01:10:18,649 --> 01:10:21,304
IT'LL BE TIGHT,
BUT IT'LL BE COZY.
1485
01:10:21,478 --> 01:10:23,784
DON'T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON THE BATHROOM.
1486
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,090
BUT IT'S SO SMALL.
1487
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:26,700
IT'S BARELY THE SIZE
OF A KIDNEY BEAN.
1488
01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:27,919
HOW ARE WE ALL GOING
TO FIT IN HERE?
1489
01:10:28,093 --> 01:10:30,487
IT'S ONLY FOR ONE
OR TWO NIGHTS, LILY.
1490
01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:32,445
COME ON.
WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
1491
01:10:32,619 --> 01:10:35,361
AFTER ALL, WE ARE THE
FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS.
1492
01:10:35,535 --> 01:10:36,623
THE FIGHTIN' MacDOUGALLS!
1493
01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,756
THE FIGHTING
MacDOUGALLS!
1494
01:10:38,930 --> 01:10:40,366
FIGHT, FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS!
1495
01:10:40,540 --> 01:10:42,455
FIGHTING MacDOUGALLS! WHOO!
1496
01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:44,065
YOU TWO AREN'T GONNA MESS
THIS UP AGAIN, ARE YOU?
1497
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,677
NOPE, THIS TIME WE ARE
DEFINITELY IN IT TO WIN.
1498
01:10:46,851 --> 01:10:49,636
CROSS OUR HEARTS,
HOPE TO KICK SOME BUTT.
1499
01:10:49,810 --> 01:10:50,985
ALL RIGHT, LAST ONE
IN TO PRACTICE
1500
01:10:51,159 --> 01:11:00,212
IS A BIG, FAT,
HAIRY BOWL OF HAGGIS!
1501
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,561
HEY.
1502
01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:03,607
MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
1503
01:11:03,781 --> 01:11:05,217
AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT
TWO GLASSES OF WINE.
1504
01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:11,832
[LAUGHING]
1505
01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:13,704
TO TOMORROW'S GAMES.
1506
01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:17,403
TO THE GAMES.
1507
01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:20,972
I THINK WE DID
PRETTY GOOD TODAY.
1508
01:11:21,146 --> 01:11:23,583
YEAH.
DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT.
1509
01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:26,804
THAT CABER TOSS--
WE'RE GONNA GET IT.
1510
01:11:26,978 --> 01:11:28,327
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
1511
01:11:28,501 --> 01:11:36,204
I MEANT THE TWO OF US.
1512
01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:40,557
CONOR, YOU KNOW
THAT KISS?
1513
01:11:40,731 --> 01:11:41,645
YOU WERE RIGHT.
1514
01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:46,824
I...I FELT SOMETHING.
1515
01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,782
IT JUST SCARED ME.
1516
01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:50,131
I'M A GUY, LILY.
1517
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,829
NOT A VAMPIRE.
1518
01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:53,352
[LAUGHING] YOU'RE
NOT A VAMPIRE?
1519
01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:56,834
NO.
[LAUGHS] I'M SO GLAD.
1520
01:11:57,008 --> 01:12:01,360
[LAUGHS] NO, HONESTLY...
1521
01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:04,972
EVEN THE THOUGHT OF
LIKING A MAN AGAIN MAKES
1522
01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:07,540
ME THINK ABOUT LOSING A
MAN AGAIN AND THE WHOLE
1523
01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:13,503
THING IS SO OVERWHELMING,
I'VE COMPLETELY AVOIDED IT.
1524
01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:18,899
IT HASN'T BEEN THAT HARD
BETWEEN RAISING MY KIDS
AND WORKING SO HARD.
1525
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:22,947
UNTIL NOW.
1526
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:26,559
SEE, WHAT OVERWHELMS
ME IS THE IDEA
1527
01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:30,520
THAT I'LL NEVER MEET ANOTHER
WOMAN THAT I LIKE.
1528
01:12:30,694 --> 01:12:35,829
AND IF I DO, THAT
SHE WON'T LIKE ME.
1529
01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:38,005
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
1530
01:12:38,179 --> 01:12:40,268
IT DOESN'T STOP ME
FROM TRYING.
1531
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:41,748
HEATHER LIKES YOU.
1532
01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:45,926
[LAUGHS] OH,
I ONLY WENT OUT WITH HEATHER
1533
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:50,540
TO GET THE RISE OUT OF YOU.
1534
01:12:50,714 --> 01:12:53,847
GOOD. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY
I WENT OUT WITH DONALD.
1535
01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:55,588
THAT'S SO SILLY.
1536
01:12:55,762 --> 01:13:01,594
YEAH.
1537
01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:04,989
BUT TELL THE TRUTH.
1538
01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:11,778
IT WOULD NEVER WORK
BETWEEN US.
1539
01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:14,259
YEAH.
1540
01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:19,264
WE'D PROBABLY JUST
MAKE EACH OTHER CRAZIER
THAN WE ALREADY ARE.
1541
01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:20,526
YEAH.
1542
01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:23,834
AND, WE LIVE, WHAT,
200 MILES AWAY.
1543
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:29,405
IMPOSSIBLE.
1544
01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:31,711
NICE WHILE IT
LASTED, THOUGH, HUH?
1545
01:13:31,885 --> 01:13:35,628
ALL 10 SECONDS OF IT.
1546
01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:38,762
YEAH.
1547
01:13:38,936 --> 01:13:42,635
IT WAS NICE.
1548
01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:48,554
I KNOW THAT THERE'S
A REALLY GREAT WOMAN
OUT THERE FOR YOU.
1549
01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:59,522
AND A GUY FOR YOU.
1550
01:13:59,696 --> 01:14:03,613
WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL
MEETING OF THE MACS GAMES!
1551
01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:06,790
[CROWD CHEERING]
1552
01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:09,706
LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR
COMPETING FAMILIES.
1553
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,013
TEAM MacNEILL
AND MacALLISTER!
1554
01:14:13,187 --> 01:14:14,885
[CROWD CHEERING]
1555
01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:19,411
VERSUS TEAM MacDOUGALL
AND MacDOUGALL!
1556
01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:20,891
YAY!
1557
01:14:21,065 --> 01:14:27,985
WHOO-HOO!
1558
01:14:28,159 --> 01:14:30,683
UH, TAKE IT FROM
A FORMER TEENAGER,
1559
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:33,294
ANGER IS THE FASTEST
WAY TO DRIVE HER
TOWARDS HIM.
1560
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,602
NOW, IF EACH OF OUR TEAM
CAPTAINS WOULD STEP FORWARD
1561
01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:39,779
AND SHAKE HANDS, WE CAN
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
1562
01:14:39,953 --> 01:14:53,401
[CROWD CHEERING]
1563
01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:55,491
CONOR.
1564
01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:58,494
HEH. CONOR
1565
01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:03,629
IT'LL BE FINE.
LET'S GO.
1566
01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:05,718
WE ALL READY?
1567
01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:07,894
I THINK I'M
GONNA THROW UP.
1568
01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,679
YOU'RE JUST EXCITED.
1569
01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:13,073
COME ON, PAL.
1570
01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:14,640
REMEMBER, YOU GOT
A SECRET WEAPON.
1571
01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:15,946
I DO?
1572
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,123
YEAH, THAT SUPER
BRAIN OF YOURS.
1573
01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:20,994
YOU OK, SON?
1574
01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:22,518
YEAH, DAD.
1575
01:15:22,692 --> 01:15:23,867
I THINK I AM.
1576
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,608
THAT A BOY.
1577
01:15:25,782 --> 01:15:28,045
ALL RIGHT.
MacDOUGALLS.
1578
01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:29,960
LET'S KILL
THIS HILL.
1579
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,049
ALL RIGHT, TEAMS.
ON YOUR MARKS...
1580
01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:34,399
GET SET!
1581
01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:47,455
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
GO!
1582
01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:58,510
UHH!
OHH!
1583
01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,207
YES!
1584
01:16:00,381 --> 01:16:04,385
WINNER, TEAM
MacALLISTER MacNEILL.
1585
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,778
THAT'S OK.
1586
01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:08,651
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD START, GUYS.
1587
01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:11,741
LOOK, JUST DO
OUR BEST AND TRY
TO HAVE SOME FUN.
1588
01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,699
HAVE SOME FUN.
1589
01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:16,093
I'M WATCHING YOUSE.
1590
01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,529
FORGET ABOUT THE FUN.
1591
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:21,402
LET'S BEAT THOSE CREEPS.
1592
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:23,753
GET READY.
1593
01:16:23,927 --> 01:16:26,582
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1594
01:16:26,756 --> 01:16:29,976
[ALL SHOUTING]
1595
01:16:30,150 --> 01:16:32,544
COME ON!
YOU GOTTA GO!
1596
01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:35,547
OW!
1597
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:36,722
UH!
1598
01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:39,769
OH!
1599
01:16:39,943 --> 01:16:41,509
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1600
01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:45,644
THIS SACK RACE IS ABANDONED DUE
TO FOUL PLAY BY BOTH TEAMS!
1601
01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:49,300
MINUS ONE POINT EACH SIDE...
1602
01:16:49,474 --> 01:16:55,698
AND THERE'LL BE A SURPRISE
EVENT TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
1603
01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:58,875
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,
MacDOUGALL.
1604
01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:09,102
AAH!
1605
01:17:09,276 --> 01:17:12,192
LISTEN, CONOR.
1606
01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:15,979
NOW, LOOK, WE BOTH HAVE
A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH
COMPETITION, I KNOW.
1607
01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:18,024
AND THAT GUY IS, UM...
1608
01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:21,288
TRUE.
BUT YOU WERE RIGHT.
1609
01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:24,161
WE NEED TO HAVE FUN,
PLAY FAIR, AND SET
1610
01:17:24,335 --> 01:17:26,772
A GOOD EXAMPLE
FOR OUR CHILDREN.
1611
01:17:26,946 --> 01:17:28,948
OK?
1612
01:17:29,122 --> 01:17:31,951
OK.
1613
01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:38,479
I'LL TELL THE KIDS.
1614
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:43,006
ARE YOU READY?
1615
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:48,228
WATCH THE HAMMER.
1616
01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:50,709
COME ON, DAD.
WHOO.
1617
01:17:50,883 --> 01:17:57,585
WATCH THE HAMMER.
1618
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:05,637
AWESOME, CONOR!
1619
01:18:05,811 --> 01:18:10,511
55 FEET!
1620
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,818
THAT WAS AMAZING.
1621
01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:20,870
THAT WAS...
1622
01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:23,263
AH! WELL DONE! HA HA HA!
1623
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:26,136
ARE YOU READY?
1624
01:18:26,310 --> 01:18:29,705
WATCH THE HAMMER!
1625
01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:34,274
WATCH THE HAMMER!
1626
01:18:34,448 --> 01:18:39,018
[CROWD CHEERING]
1627
01:18:39,192 --> 01:18:47,723
14 FEET.
1628
01:18:47,897 --> 01:18:51,161
[CROWD CHEERING]
1629
01:18:51,335 --> 01:18:55,731
43 FEET!
1630
01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:57,167
COME ON, BALES.
1631
01:18:57,341 --> 01:18:59,343
WATCH THE HAMMER!
1632
01:18:59,517 --> 01:19:03,173
WATCH THE HAMMER!
1633
01:19:03,347 --> 01:19:07,873
AH!
1634
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:15,925
29 FEET!
1635
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:23,106
WATCH THE HAMMER!
1636
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,542
WATCH THE HAMMER!
1637
01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:25,891
AAH!
1638
01:19:26,065 --> 01:19:28,720
Crowd: OOH.
1639
01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:33,551
[APPLAUSE]
1640
01:19:33,725 --> 01:19:34,726
55 FEET!
1641
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,728
ALL RIGHT!
1642
01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:41,037
[LAUGHS]
1643
01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:46,694
THE SCORE--CLAN MacALLISTER
MacNEILL, ONE POINT.
1644
01:19:46,869 --> 01:19:49,915
ALL RIGHT!
1645
01:19:50,089 --> 01:19:53,614
MacDOUGALL MacDOUGALL...
MINUS ONE.
1646
01:19:53,789 --> 01:20:03,929
[ rock music ]
1647
01:20:04,103 --> 01:20:07,803
AND THE WINNERS ARE...
TEAM MacALLISTER MacNEILL.
1648
01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:21,947
[CROWD CHEERING]
1649
01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:22,992
OOH!
1650
01:20:23,166 --> 01:20:30,695
PERFECT THROW!
1651
01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:36,266
NO.
1652
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,269
UH!
1653
01:20:39,443 --> 01:20:51,847
OH, A GOOD TOSS!
AT 11 O'CLOCK!
1654
01:20:52,021 --> 01:21:04,120
[CROWD GROANS]
1655
01:21:04,294 --> 01:21:05,861
OH!
1656
01:21:06,035 --> 01:21:07,645
PERFECT THROW!
1657
01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:09,429
12 O'CLOCK!
1658
01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:22,007
[CROWD CHEERING]
1659
01:21:22,181 --> 01:21:32,017
[CROWD CHEERING]
1660
01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:40,330
[CROWD CHEERING]
1661
01:21:40,504 --> 01:21:48,033
[CROWD CHEERING]
1662
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:51,515
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
1663
01:21:51,689 --> 01:22:01,742
[CROWD YELLING]
1664
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:07,052
[CROWD YELLING]
1665
01:22:07,226 --> 01:22:11,143
YEA!
1666
01:22:11,317 --> 01:22:15,495
AND THE WINNER--TEAM
MacDOUGALL AND MacDOUGALL.
1667
01:22:15,669 --> 01:22:21,240
WITH AN AMAZING TIED
SCORE OF TWO TO TWO,
1668
01:22:21,414 --> 01:22:24,113
WE'RE READY
FOR THE FINAL EVENT.
1669
01:22:24,287 --> 01:22:26,419
MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN.
1670
01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:32,295
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE TUG OF WAR!
1671
01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:35,472
[CROWD CHEERING]
1672
01:22:35,646 --> 01:22:40,912
PICK UP THE ROPE!
1673
01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:44,176
TAKE THE STRAIN.
1674
01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:46,352
MIGHT AS WELL GIVE
UP NOW, MacDOUGALL.
1675
01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:48,528
YOU AND THAT BUSH LEAGUE
TEAM OF YOURS ARE HISTORY!
1676
01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,617
NOT SO FAST, BONEHEAD.
1677
01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:53,011
WE'VE STILL GOT A FEW
TRICKS UP OUR SLEEVE.
1678
01:22:53,185 --> 01:22:54,447
PULL!
1679
01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:57,929
[CROWD YELLING]
1680
01:22:58,103 --> 01:22:59,975
PULL!
1681
01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:02,107
[GRUNTING]
1682
01:23:02,281 --> 01:23:03,326
OOH!
1683
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:15,207
MacALLISTERS!
1684
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,296
OOH!
KEEP PULLING, KEEP PULLING.
1685
01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,994
COME ON, MacDOUGALLS!
1686
01:23:19,168 --> 01:23:25,870
[CROWD YELLING]
1687
01:23:26,044 --> 01:23:29,526
PULL!
1688
01:23:29,700 --> 01:23:38,317
AH, MacALLISTARS! PULL!
1689
01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:40,406
PULL!
1690
01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:46,325
PULL!
1691
01:23:46,499 --> 01:23:47,631
[RIBBIT]
1692
01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:54,594
[GRUNTING]
1693
01:23:54,768 --> 01:24:00,122
[SCREAMING]
1694
01:24:00,296 --> 01:24:03,386
DON'T GIVE UP!
DON'T GIVE UP!
1695
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,172
[ music swell ]
1696
01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:17,182
COME ON!
1697
01:24:17,356 --> 01:24:24,363
COME ON!
1698
01:24:24,537 --> 01:24:25,886
AND, THE WINNER--
1699
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:28,019
TEAM MacDOUGALL!
1700
01:24:28,193 --> 01:24:39,248
[CROWD CHEERING]
1701
01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,163
SO WHERE DID ROCKY
COME FROM?
1702
01:24:41,337 --> 01:24:44,079
I BROUGHT HIM ALONG
FOR GOOD LUCK AND PUT
HIM UNDER THE STAGE.
1703
01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:47,343
HE MUST HAVE GOT
OUT OF HIS JAR.
1704
01:24:47,517 --> 01:24:48,735
WELL, LISTEN, YOU GUYS
BETTER GO FIND HIM
1705
01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:50,389
BEFORE HE CAUSES
ANY MORE TROUBLE.
1706
01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:53,610
HEY, TIM. YOU WERE
AWESOME OUT THERE.
1707
01:24:53,784 --> 01:24:55,307
YOU'RE MY HERO.
1708
01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:59,050
THANKS, DAD.
YOU, TOO.
1709
01:24:59,224 --> 01:25:01,313
HEY!
1710
01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:03,576
HE SEEMS REALLY HAPPY.
1711
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,535
YEAH, HE IS.
1712
01:25:05,709 --> 01:25:06,710
SO AM I.
1713
01:25:06,884 --> 01:25:08,277
YOU SHOULD BE.
1714
01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:10,453
YOU WERE AMAZING OUT THERE.
THAT HAMMER TOSS.
1715
01:25:10,627 --> 01:25:12,368
[LAUGHTER]
1716
01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,152
WE MADE
A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.
1717
01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:18,113
YEAH.
1718
01:25:18,287 --> 01:25:20,376
YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT.
1719
01:25:20,550 --> 01:25:24,206
I REALLY DON'T WANT WHAT
WE HAVE, WHATEVER IT IS,
1720
01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:33,476
TO END HERE, NOW...AT THIS
GAMES AND THAT CABIN.
1721
01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:36,174
BESIDES, WHAT'S
A MEASLY 200 MILES
1722
01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,480
BETWEEN A COUPLE OF
FIGHTIN' MacDOUGALLS?
1723
01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:39,264
YEAH, RIGHT?
1724
01:25:39,438 --> 01:25:41,832
YEAH.
1725
01:25:42,006 --> 01:25:45,444
AND THE GRAND PRIZE
FOR THE 2011 MEETING
1726
01:25:45,618 --> 01:25:50,145
OF THE MACS GAMES GOES
TO TEAM MacDOUGALL!
1727
01:25:50,319 --> 01:25:53,757
[CROWD CHEERING]
1728
01:25:53,931 --> 01:26:02,200
CONGRATULATIONS!
1729
01:26:02,374 --> 01:26:03,767
CAN WE COME AGAIN
NEXT YEAR, DAD?
1730
01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:05,725
MAYBE, TIM.
1731
01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:07,684
BUT I THINK WE'VE
GOT ANOTHER VACATION
TO DO BEFORE THEN.
1732
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:09,860
REALLY?
WHERE TO?
1733
01:26:10,034 --> 01:26:12,645
I DON'T KNOW.
I THOUGHT MAYBE,
UH, NEW YORK.
1734
01:26:12,819 --> 01:26:13,777
All: COOL.
1735
01:26:13,951 --> 01:26:16,301
NICE WORK, POP.
1736
01:26:16,475 --> 01:26:22,786
CONGRATULATIONS.
1737
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,832
IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I HAVE
TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
1738
01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:29,749
YOUNG LADY, YOU NEED
TO SOCIALIZE MORE.
GO ON.
1739
01:26:29,923 --> 01:26:31,925
REALLY?
- GO ON.
1740
01:26:32,099 --> 01:26:33,840
NO WAY.
THANKS, DAD!
1741
01:26:34,014 --> 01:26:36,060
THIS IS, LIKE, THE
BEST VACATION EVER!
1742
01:26:36,234 --> 01:26:37,714
I SECOND THAT, MOM.
1743
01:26:37,888 --> 01:26:40,369
BEST VACACTION EVER!
1744
01:26:40,543 --> 01:26:46,157
COME ON, LET'S GO
SAY BYE TO MOLLY.
1745
01:26:46,331 --> 01:26:55,384
[SIGHS]
1746
01:26:55,558 --> 01:26:57,516
THE BEST VACATION EVER.
1747
01:26:57,690 --> 01:27:00,737
BEST VACATION EVER.
1748
01:27:00,911 --> 01:27:03,653
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