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Man, the last day of the seventies.
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You know, thinking back it�s like
one big blur.
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You�re welcome...
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You know Donna, it kinda sucks that
you are leaving for college today.
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I mean I kinda wanted to ring in the new
year by throwing out all your curduroy boy-pants.
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Well classes start on Monday
and Eric gets back at five
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so I just wanna like get out of here
before all the drama.
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Wait a second...
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If you�re actually going,
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then who is going to be the recipient
of Fez� traditional midnight feel-up ?
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Well I was thinking that Fez�ll be
feeling up Jackie.
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I mean, she�s his new victim...
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I mean... girlfriend.
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Oh. I don't know Jackie and I haven�t
even had our first official kiss yet.
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Yeah it�s been a little hard making
the transition.
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Yeah and I don�t know what
to do because...
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now that she is not pushing me away
and saying "get off" it�s just awkward.
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Wait a second...
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Why are we wasting our time
talking about this ?
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Donna�s leaving town,
it�s the end of the decade,
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we should be doing something
awesome man.
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Something we have never done before...
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Or this.
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That '70s Show - 8x22 - That '70s Finale
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Wow...
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Wine at eleven-thirty huh ?
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Did you run out of Bourbon ?
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Well I am just a complete wreck.
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I�ve decided I don�t wanna
leave Wisconsin.
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D�you tell Red ?
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Well I... I�ve been trying to but, he�s just,
he�s so excited about Florida.
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Oh, but I�ve been dropping hints,
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I told him that sunshine makes people whistle
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because I know how much he wants
to punch those people in the face.
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Steven !
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Here�s a cheque for you.
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It�s for all the rent you�ve paid
over the years.
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I put it into a savings account so
you�d have something to get you started.
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Wow !
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This will buy me a monster bag of�
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marshmellows...
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Yeah well, you gonna need a place
to live now that we�re moving to Florida.
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Boy...
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It�s gonna be strange selling the house.
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That�s true.
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Plenty of warm memories�
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You morons just hung vacancy-signs
on your asses ! And my foot�s looking for a room !
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You know I had to vandalize
your ass with my foot...
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Sleep tight and don�t let the bedbugs
put their foot in your ass...
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How�d you like to own a little bit
of my foot in your ass ?
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How about I drive my foot into
this thing called your ass ?
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You know we could call in a specialist
to find my foot in your ass...
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My foot is about to drill a hole
in your ass...
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And you are about to read a book
that my foot wrote...
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It�s called �On the road to in your ass�.
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Did you ever actually do that
with your foot ?
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Once...
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On Iwo Jima.
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I can't talk about it...
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I love this song.
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Yes.
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It�s perfect for our first real kiss.
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What ?
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Stop it !
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You smiled first !
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Well I was thinking about tootsie rolls !
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Uh Fez, we�re forcing this.
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Our first kiss has to be romantic
and spontaneous.
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And as a guy, it�s your job
to completely plan that out.
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I hate being the guy.
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And not just because of this.
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The shoe selection is aweful.
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Oh, Mrs. Forman...
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I have here something
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that might make Red reconsider
about moving.
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Oh my God !
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Packers season tickets ?
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Red had been on that waiting list
for ever !
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Yeah my grandfather was
on that list for 30 years.
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When the tickets finally came
he was 90 years old.
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He ate them.
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How did you get these ?
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I used the cash that Red gave me.
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Oh I would hug you but
I know you don�t like that.
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Thank you...
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You are such a good boy !
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Alright Mrs. Forman, that�s enough.
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I�ll say when we�re done...
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Jackie wants our first kiss to happen
somewhere romantic.
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I wish I could bring her here
but this place is ruined...
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"Michael + Jackie"...
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It�s like going out after Sinatra.
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Yeah we�ve had some good times
up here man.
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My favourite thing was watching
how people got down�
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This is a dangerous spot !
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There you guys are.
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KELSO !
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Hey man, when did you get back ?
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Man, c'mon ! I'm not going to spend
New Year's without my friends...
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C'mon ! Besides, it's, like the turn
of the century !
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It�s so good to see you..
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Did you just kiss my ear ?
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A little�
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I liked it�
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I�m so psyched, man...
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I got this like four-foot bottle rocket
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and then I�m gonna like tie it to my arm
and light it and just blast into the future !
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Hey you guys...
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I just thought of the perfect way
to put the seventies to bed.
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What do you say the three of us jump
of this thing one last time together ?
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You�re reading my freakin� mind !
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Alright you guys ready ?
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Okay...
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One� two�
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Wait, wait.
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I know how this works...
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You�re gonna say three and
I�m gonna be the only one that jumps.
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Well if it makes you feel any better,
why don�t you do the counting ?
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That way we all have to jump !
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Alright...
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Here we go...
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One�
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two�
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three !
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AAAAHHHHAAAAHH !
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I just can't wait to see my Eric !
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I wonder what he'll look like ?
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I'm going to go out on a limb
and say...
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...skinny.
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- Hey.
- What the hell man !
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I thought you left for school like
three hours ago.
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I just want to see Eric
one last time, you know ?
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Show him that even though
he broke up with me that I'm fine.
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Uh-huh...
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Or maybe it's cause you still
looooove him...
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You are so off.
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- Oh he's here !
- Oh my God, how's my hair ?
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Where�s Eric ?
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The genius missed his flight.
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I circled the airport so many times...
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...that my finger actually hurts
from flipping people off !
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This is so typical of Eric.
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I let myself get all excited and then
he even doesn�t show up.
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You know Mrs. Forman I�m sorry,
but your son...
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is an inconsiderate jerk and
I�m so glad I�m through with him !
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Yeah, things are going great in Chicago.
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I even taught my baby daughter
how to say "Burn"...
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She doesn't use it right though.
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I get her a lot more than she gets me.
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Hey, you�re still doing security
at the Playboy-club ?
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Yeah. I got promoted to supervisor.
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I�m the guy who says :
"don�t touch".
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Can you believe that ?!
Me ?!
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Hey speaking of hot chicks, what's going
on with you and that stripper wife of yours ?
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Hmmm... not good, man.
She's gone.
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Apparently she�s not the sweet innocent
little girl she pretends to be
at the start of her act.
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That�s bad news.
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I totally would�ve done it with her...
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Man, Hyde, that was right on the bone.
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My arm�s all tingly.
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Just like your wife would have been
if I would have done it with her !
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Oww !
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Ah I missed this�
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Remember that time you shot me
with a BB gun ?
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I still have the BB stuck
underneath my skin.
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I like to play with it sometimes
when I get bored.
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Just like I would have done
with your wife�
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Awesome my tooth is loose !
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Okay Jackie...
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I think I figured out why we haven�t been
able to have our first kiss.
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We have too much history together.
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So... I thought that tonight...
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...would be romantic if I rewrite
some of that history.
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Look !
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Oh crap !
It was dark...
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This really shouldn�t be this hard.
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I just want everybody to know
how much I love you.
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I always have.
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That was really nice.
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Yeah... you have a really
strong tongue.
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Yeah, it's from all the talking.
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Just when I thought I can't like
Florida any more,
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they reinstate the death penalty !
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Red...
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you are not gonna believe
what just came for you...
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My Packer tickets ?!
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I know ! Isn't it terrific ?
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Fifth row.
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You can hear the knees
blowing out from there !
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I can't believe I have to
give them away...
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What ?
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I know how much you're looking
forward to Florida.
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I wouldn't do that to you.
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Red, I don't wanna move...
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What...?
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Well...
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I was gonna tell you, but ever since
we decided to move you...
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you've been so happy and smiley...
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and you're never that way except
for when you kill a deer.
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Red this is my home.
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I don't wanna leave.
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Kitty we don't have to go anywhere.
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I don't care where I live.
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As long as I'm with you...
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- Really ?
- Of course.
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Red...
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- I love you.
- Ohhh I love you too...
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I was...
talking to the tickets...
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- Hey.
- Oh hey man.
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If you're looking for Forman,
he's still not here.
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I don't wanna see him.
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I just wanna get drunk and ring in
the New Year with my friends.
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Oh...
Well in that case...
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welcome on board of
"Wasted Airlines"...
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Should you experience a loss of buzz,
a beer will fall into your hand...
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Please make sure to drink that beer
before helping small children with theirs.
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Everybody...
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...we have an announcement...
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we've decided...
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not to sell the house.
We're going to stay in Point Place.
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Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just
thinkin' of movin' to Point Place !
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Well...
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I am just...
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I am just so happy we're staying
because...
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I would miss you so.
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Like Fez...
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the way you and I have tea and...
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make fun of male ice-skaters...
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And Jackie...
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you're such a doll.
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I don't even mind your bad-handed
compliments.
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Ohhh Mrs. Forman,
you're my favourite old lady !
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Oh, and you too Leo...
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You always make my day when
you wave and smile hello.
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Even when you are urinating
on my mailbox...
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00:14:03,444 --> 00:14:05,548
Oh, and Bob...
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No matter what I cook,
you can't pass it up.
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Kinda like...
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you can't pass up a woman's rear end
without yelling "Whoohoo" !
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Just being polite.
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00:14:19,999 --> 00:14:21,659
And Steven...
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My second son...
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I adore you...
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But you know uhm...
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00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:35,242
now that we're staying maybe you could
shave your mustache, because, Honey...
246
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,339
you look like a forty-year old
male prostitute.
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And Donna, sweetheart...
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00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,230
No matter where you go...
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I will always love you like a daughter.
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I'm so sorry things didn't work out
with you and Eric.
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Uhm...
I think I need some air...
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00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,594
So...
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speaking of daughters...
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has anyone seen Laurie ?
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Now listen Bob, uh...
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I know that you were counting on me
for the bait shop and all...
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Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
I'm a big boy...
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I can make it on my own...
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I'm gonna miss you so much !
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Wow, you're getting really good
at this kissing thing...
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It's magical...
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I couldn't ask for anything else.
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So...
when do we get to second base ?
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Oh Mr. Forman, can I light this
off in your house ?
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Sure, and then I'll light my foot
off in your ass.
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And that my friends, is the last
foot-in-ass of the decade !
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Cheers !
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Michael, I just...
it's so good to see you.
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The girls in the emergency room
were just asking about you.
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You know, it's like
I've been gone for so long...
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I almost forgot you're a hot Mom !
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You know what else it hot ?
My foot when it's in your ass.
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Look at that.
He got one more in 'm !
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Happy new year...
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Eric...
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Donna I'm sorry I'm late.
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I caught the last flight out.
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So... uh....
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awkwaaard...
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So... how are you ?
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I'm good.
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I start college next week.
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Oh...
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- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
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So what, you just came back here
for New Year's Eve ?
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Look Donna...
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when I left I was so...
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positive that I was doing
the right thing.
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- But now I've been gone so long...
- Eric, things are a lot different now...
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I know.
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It's just Donna, I thought
about you every day.
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And you know what ?
It turns out that, uhm...
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Red was right...
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I am a dumb-ass !
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Donna, I'm sorry.
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So uh...
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- sounds like there is a party going on
in there ? - Yeah there is...
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You're Mom's like really drunk...
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Oh okay...
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Yeah I don't know if I'm ready
for all that.
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I wish there was just some way
to take the edge off...
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Edge, you are officially off !
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Eric, I have the most incredible news.
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I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart !
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Yeah Fez.
I have some incredible news too...
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So has everyone else !
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I think it makes total sense
that Fez ended up with Jackie.
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She started out with me,
the Ferrari...
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And then she went to Hyde,
the Mustang...
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And now she's with Fez,
who's like a...
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donkey pulling a cart full of brightly
colored Mexican blankets !
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Oh hey Kelso, I almost forgot...
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I got you something from Africa
for your daughter.
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Check it out.
A genuine... plastic rhino-horn.
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Awesome !
Look guys, I'm a rhino !
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Guys, I think it's time we honor all
the braincells that survived the seventies.
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Despite our best efforts
some of those bastards pulled through.
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Tonight, they're going down...
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Die braincells, die !
And you're next liver...
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Hey... did you guys hear about
that car that runs on water ?
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It's got a fiberglass aircooled engine
and it runs on water, man !
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It's like we never run out of things
to talk about down here...
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I knew you burnouts were down here.
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You guys, it's almost midnight.
Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne.
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Hey guys, last one up the stairs...
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has to call Red a dumb ass !
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Oh man...
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Hello It's Me (1972) by Todd Rundgren
( see That '70s Pilot)
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Transcript by Jill Penders / twiztv.com
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Synchro : Till
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Boy we're good !
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We're really good !
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