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Fez, guess what I just got...
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The new Village People album !
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How many songs can they write about
where men go to massage each other ?!
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The navy...
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These boys never let me down.
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Disco sucks, man.
It's painful to listen to.
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It makes me wanna shoot myself.
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It's the musical equivalent
of Jackie.
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Wow. Look at these guys,
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their music is so bad they need to
wear disguises just so people don't
beat the crap out of them.
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Oh I heard how in Chicago...
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...they made a huge bonfire
of disco records.
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Also they cover their hotdogs
in pastrami.
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It's freakin' awesome.
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Man, we should have our own bonfire.
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I'm sick of corporations selling
crap to kids...
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...that dumbs them down and makes
them act stupid.
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Hey, I can sell beer at the bonfire !
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I have tons of old disco records
we can burn.
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What ?!
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I was young and what did you expect ?
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See the hair ?
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You guys are aweful.
Disco has been great to me.
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Without disco, if I rub my crotch
on a girl it's illegal.
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With disco, it's a bar mitsva !
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See, disco has given Fez and I some
of our best times together.
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Oh, like remember the night when
we beat Johnny and Melina at that dance-off ?
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Ah, we kicked their gold-lam� asses !
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Oh you know what, I heard that
Johnny is working at a carwash.
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Yeah, uhuh, we did that to him !
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Jackie be nice...
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Car wash... he's poor !
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You see that, see,
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we got a trophy and and the satisfaction
of learning that we ruined two peoples lives.
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So you can have your little bonfire,
but we're not going.
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Yeah...
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I'm going to Weight Watchers
to pick up women.
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The thin ones are great but
they have low self-esteem.
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That way, you get a hot chick
for fat girls prices !
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Wait, wait, Fez.
Hey, maybe we should go.
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You know, and defend the music
that we love.
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As a team.
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Sure, what the hell.
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Weight Watcher meetings will
always be there.
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God bless the dairy state.
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We never run out of fat girls.
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Pretty clever there, Jackie.
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Using a disco bonfire as a way to
cozy up next to the guy you secretly love.
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You know it kinda reminds me of a song...
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Jackie loves the foreign boy,
ola, taco !
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Look, I am not gonna sit back and
let Fez try to pick up other women.
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Much less fat chicks.
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Yeah, I mean maybe if we go together,
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he'll see that we're perfect
for each other.
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So, I'm coming.
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Fine. But if you get in the way
of me setting things on fire,
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you're getting set on fire.
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That '70s Show - 8x18 - We will rock you
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Transcript by Jill Penders / twiztv.com
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Synchro : Till
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Red, I invited the new neighbours
over for coffee and cookies.
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That way I can bad-mouth the rest
of the block before they do it to me.
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Kitty, I don't wanna meet
new neighbours.
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I had to wait twelve years for
the old ones to croak.
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Always wanted to talk and
say "Helloooo".
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Dumbasses.
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Oh, okay they're here.
Now, be nice.
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I haven't met the wife yet, but
the husband Josh was very sweet.
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He's a car salesman and he told me
he could give me a great deal on
a ?? just because he likes me.
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Although he has to go and ask
his supervisor first.
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Hello Josh !
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Hi Kitty. Good to see you again !
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This is Jeff.
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- Hi Jeff ! Where's your wife ?
- You're looking at her !
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The only lady in my life is my
little palmorini, Tina Louise.
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Who is going to the pound if she
doesn't stop humping my cowboy boots.
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We are not having this conversation here...
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Okay, well I'm confused.
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So, you two live together but I
only saw the movers bringing in one bed.
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Ohhhh...
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Well...
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Congratulations !
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Look Red,
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the new neighbours are here and...
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...they're a couple of fellas...
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Wait a second.
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- You guys live together ?
- Yep.
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- Without any wives of girlfriends ?
- Yep.
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- You know what I call guys like you ?!
- Oh dear...
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Lucky bastards !
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Well, the bonfire looks pretty
sturdy.
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But remember, when the flames
get too high,
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you saw the foreign kid play
with the matches.
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Hey. Who was that girl you were
talking to ?
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Oh, Lisa Conner.
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A girl I dated a couple of years ago
when I was a camp counselor.
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Oh. I never knew you were
a camp counselor.
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It didn't last too long.
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Apparently, going out on a
canoe trip with six kids...
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...and coming back with five
is a big no-no.
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Hey man.
How much for a beer ?
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One dollar.
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Awesome.
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There you go.
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Now, if you want it in a cup,
that's an extra three bucks.
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Oh, and there's a two dollar
pouring charge.
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You want six bucks for a beer ?!
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You can always go to the other place.
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There is no other place.
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Whadayaknow...
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Looks like I got what you call
a monopoly.
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You have change for a ten ?
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Nope.
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There he is officer !
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Here's the guy who is responsible for
this illegal gathering of dirty and ugly people.
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These two tell me you organised
an illegal bonfire ?
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You two narked on me ?
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What ?
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You stand there and accuse me
of narking ?!
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No sir, no, I did not nark.
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What's nark ?
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Calling the cops.
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Oh yes we narked.
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That's right Steven.
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Because Fez and I both feel that
burning disco records is wrong.
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Just like burning books but worse,
because disco tells a story.
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This is a disco burning bonfire ?
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That's fantastic ! Disco sucks !
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Ah. What do you know...
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Degenerate, cop, having a beer together.
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It's a disco-sucking miracle.
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You know I'm taking an astronomy
class in college right now.
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You see those three stars in
a row right there ?
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Uhuh.
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That's Virgo.
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That's an airplane.
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I do not go to a good school.
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- Oh my God, Randy ?!
- Linda ?
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- Oh my god ! Missy is here too !
- Is she ?
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Oh my god ! I'll go get her !
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Who was that ?
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Uh Linda. I dated her.
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And her sister, Missy.
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Not together, there was a summer
in between them.
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Summer was their cousin...
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Wow. I'm dating a man-slut.
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Look, I'm sure you dated a lot
of people too.
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I mean, if we took all the people I've
dated and all the people you've dated...
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- ...and put them in a room together...
- We'd have a room full of girls, and Eric !
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What do you guys have against disco ?!
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It's the only thing white people
can dance to !
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Hey uh, Jackie.
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I was thinking of a way to get back
at you, calling the cops and all that.
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And then it hit me.
You're only here to get with Fez.
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So I figured, why not find the skankiest,
sluttiest, drunkest chick here...
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...give her three more beers and
then introduce her to Fez.
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- Oh you wouldn't !
- Oh I already did.
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- You didn't !
- I just said I did.
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- You wouldn't dare !
- I did ! Turn around and look !
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Enjoy your evening...
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Fez ! Uh, what are you doing ?
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It's fantastic !
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Every time I say disco sucks, Kelly
sticks her tongue down my throat !
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Watch : disco sucks !
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It's like a magic trick !
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But uhm Fez, you're supposed
to be here with me !
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Beside, don't you know about
rocker chicks ?
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They all have syfilis.
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- Do you have syfilis ?
- Uhm, I don't think so.
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That's good enough for me baby !
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What a game !
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That quarterback's eleven for twelve
with no interception.
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- He is hot !
- Ridiculously hot...
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Oh, another cookie ?
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- What ?
- Nothing.
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I just thought we were trying to slim
down for the Bahamas.
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Well excuse me
Mr. Two-Scoopes-Of-Sugar...
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You guys don't need wives,
you bicker like an old married couple !
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Red, I need to talk to you in the kitchen.
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Kitty, I'm watching the game...
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Ohh fine.
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You know I wish there was a bar we
could go to where there'd be no women, just guys.
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I know a few...
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I am having it !
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Okay Kitty, what is it ?
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It's about the neighbours,
there is something you should know.
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TOUCHDOWN !
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Dammit see what you made me miss ?!
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Kitty, I think those guys are gay !
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Red, you can't hide from Jeff and Josh
all night !
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Not all night.
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Just till they eat all the cookies
and decide to skip home.
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Red Forman !
Our neighbours are gay, so what ?
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At least they'll keep the place nice
and our property values will go up.
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What am I supposed to say
to them now ?!
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You've been talking to them the whole
game, you knew what to say then.
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Well that was before I saw them
kissing in my living room !
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Didn't bother you last night, when
you saw Abbott kiss Costello.
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Well that was different. They had
to do that to fool the landlord.
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00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,507
- Hey Red, can I borrow some socks ?
- No.
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Bob, we're having a crisis here.
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Our new neighbours are gay !
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They're gay ?
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Aw great, now they're gonna be
all over me.
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What the hell are you talking about ?
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I can�t explain it.
Men find me attractive.
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Yeah�everybody wants a piece
of the Pinci.
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Well Red, you can�t let them sit
in there all night !
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What if they rearrange my furniture ?!
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Fine ! I�ll�I�ll �talk to them.
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Okay, but handle it gracefully !
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Well of course I will !
Give me a little credit.
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Good night guys !
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I have to go throw up again !
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Okay...
Hurry back...
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Hey Fez !
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Village People, what are you doing here ?
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We came to put a stop to your disco-bonfire.
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Plus my Mom was in Kenosha,
so you know�
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...two birds with one stone.
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Can you keep a secret ?
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I love disco.
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Yeah, I�m just pretending to hate it
so I can get with girls.
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You guys know how that is, right guys ?
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So, let�s talk about Jackie.
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You two came here together
to defend disco...
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...and you abandoned her to make out
with some skank you�re never gonna see again.
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- Aaaand�?
- And ?
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It�s wrong. What do we have to do,
spell it out for you ?
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Because we can, with carefully
choreographed arm movements�
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You�re right.
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I totally let Jackie down.
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You are one wise Indian.
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Actually I�m Puertorican.
This is just a gig.
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Okay, I�m done vomiting.
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00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,718
Wanna finish making out ?
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I would love to.
But I can�t for two reasons.
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One : I have somewhere to be.
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And two : you have some spagetthi
right here�
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So it turns out, Randy had dated
every girl here.
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I can literally throw a rock and hit
a girl he�s dated.
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In fact, earlier I did.
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She�s gonna need stitches.
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00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,381
Oh, I remember that girl. I sold her
a bandaid for 8 bucks.
245
00:15:51,423 --> 00:15:52,333
Where did you find a bandaid ?
246
00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,583
I pulled it off some guy who�s
passed out.
247
00:15:55,926 --> 00:15:58,425
Donna ! Donna look what I found.
This is Sarah.
248
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:02,161
A girl I�ve never dated, who I don�t
wanna date and who doesn�t want
to date me.
249
00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:03,822
- Right Sarah ?
- That�s right.
250
00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:06,393
Although you are kinda cute.
251
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:08,489
Goodbye Sarah.
252
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:09,895
Would you like to go out sometime ?
253
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,316
- Go away Sarah.
- Call me !
254
00:16:14,462 --> 00:16:15,696
Man, the keg�s tapped.
255
00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:18,383
Looks like everyone took a turn.
256
00:16:18,383 --> 00:16:19,991
Just like with Randy.
257
00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:23,239
Alright. It�s time to light this bonfire...
258
00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:31,669
Rockers of Point Place !
It is time... for fire !!!
259
00:16:33,179 --> 00:16:35,585
No, Steven no, you can�t burn
these records !
260
00:16:36,114 --> 00:16:37,488
You�re right Jackie, I can�t.
261
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,382
Because I�m too drunk.
262
00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:41,950
Randy ! Come burn these records !
263
00:16:42,222 --> 00:16:45,010
- Stop !
- Fez ? You came back !
264
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:48,242
Jackie, I need to tell you something,
something about you and me.
265
00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:49,787
Really ?
266
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:54,038
Yes, this whole time I was off making
out with that girl and all of a sudden
it felt wrong.
267
00:16:54,858 --> 00:16:56,677
- It did ?
- Yes.
268
00:16:57,229 --> 00:16:59,288
I shouldn�t have been with her.
I should have been with you.
269
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:04,462
Oh my God. Fez, I wanted to hear
that for so long.
270
00:17:05,522 --> 00:17:06,897
Loo- I feel the same way.
271
00:17:07,524 --> 00:17:10,443
I realised something and I want
everyone to know it !
272
00:17:11,539 --> 00:17:13,869
Jackie Burkhart and I are in love !
273
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:16,101
With disco !
274
00:17:18,011 --> 00:17:19,089
Wait.. what ?
275
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,636
Yeah, and I will not stand by
and let you...
276
00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:26,866
...set fire to this muscial,
booty-shakin� masterpieces !
277
00:17:33,024 --> 00:17:34,678
That�s unfortunate�
278
00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:45,092
So you did pretty well tonight.
279
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:49,371
Yup. And I learned a valuable lesson
about art versus commerce.
280
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:52,343
The lesson is : I�m rich.
281
00:17:53,808 --> 00:17:54,804
Good for you man.
282
00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:59,041
But I�m gonna have to write you a
little ticket for disturbing the peace
and that�s gonna cost you about�
283
00:17:59,902 --> 00:18:01,055
How much you got there ?
284
00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:05,229
- 208 bucks.
- 208 bucks !
285
00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:08,219
Fine.
286
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,028
Uhh, officer Ron ?
287
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,389
You don�t wanna buy your badge back ?
288
00:18:22,274 --> 00:18:24,516
Oh, uh, and your car ?
289
00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:30,468
Oh, this whole night has been
a nightmare.
290
00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:32,655
You know I thought Fez was gonna
tell me he loved me,
291
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,714
but no, he was just trying to be
a good friend.
292
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:36,604
Ugh, what a jerk.
293
00:18:38,111 --> 00:18:39,934
Jackie, everybody could use
another friend.
294
00:18:40,964 --> 00:18:42,620
Well except Randy.
295
00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:46,604
What are you looking at bitch ?!
296
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:00,575
Avon calling !
297
00:19:04,199 --> 00:19:06,873
Josh ! Jeff ! You�re back !
298
00:19:08,407 --> 00:19:10,591
Look Red, Josh and Jeff are back !
299
00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,278
Heyyy� men...
300
00:19:16,282 --> 00:19:18,721
Red, we just wanted to come by
and thank you.
301
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:20,887
- Thank me ?
- Yeah.
302
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:25,626
It�s not that easy for two guys like
us to just move in to a new
neighbourhood and make friends.
303
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,581
But you welcomed us into
your home with open arms.
304
00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:32,615
Well� sure�
You�re a couple of...
305
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,300
...decent guys.
306
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:36,834
Not before he had his coffee�
307
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:40,563
Like you�re a ray of sunshine !
308
00:19:41,861 --> 00:19:43,656
Anyway, you�ve been great.
309
00:19:44,122 --> 00:19:46,424
The last place we lived, we had to
tell people we were brothers.
310
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,373
Who would ever believe that the two
of us could be brothers ?!
311
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,405
Anyway, we wanted to give you this,
you know, to say thanks.
312
00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:58,529
What is it ?
313
00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:01,139
Fruit-cake.
314
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:08,552
Well, that�s clever !
315
00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:11,677
It�s a dessert and an ice-breaker !
316
00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:17,983
Well, what do you say we all sit down
and watch the Packers kick the crap
out of the Vikings, huh ?
317
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,222
Well, we like the Vikings�
318
00:20:24,939 --> 00:20:26,312
What did you say� ?
319
00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:30,501
You�re Viking-fans ?!
320
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:34,081
What the hell is wrong with you ?!
321
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:36,469
Get out of my house !
322
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,753
Red come on, it�s not our fault.
We�re from Minnesota.
323
00:20:40,376 --> 00:20:41,988
We were born this way !
324
00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:45,926
Out ! Out ! Sicko's !
325
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,661
Well thanks a lot Red.
326
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:59,783
Now I�ll never know what rug
ties this room together.
327
00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,601
Thank you. Next please.
328
00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,818
Pokpokpok, hi guys !
329
00:21:24,774 --> 00:21:26,908
I love it, that�s exactly what we need !
330
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:29,190
Leather guy, you�re out,
Chicken you�re in.
331
00:21:29,428 --> 00:21:31,088
Halleluja !
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