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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,928 --> 00:00:13,393 SHARKNADO EPISODE IV THE FOURTH AWAKENS 2 00:00:13,493 --> 00:00:16,161 It has been five years since the last Sharknado. 3 00:00:16,261 --> 00:00:19,301 Tech company Astro-X has used their revolutionary energy system... 4 00:00:19,401 --> 00:00:22,413 to stabilize the atmosphere and prevent the formations of all tornadoes, 5 00:00:22,513 --> 00:00:24,899 using cheap, clean reactors dubbed Astro-Pods. 6 00:00:24,999 --> 00:00:28,712 The world has been peaceful and prosperous thanks to Astro-X's visionary founder... 7 00:00:28,812 --> 00:00:32,710 Aston Reynolds, but now the future is about to be threatened once again... 8 00:00:44,142 --> 00:00:47,796 We created faster, smarter space transportation. 9 00:00:49,084 --> 00:00:53,201 We brought Colonel Gilbert Grayson Shepard back from the moon. 10 00:00:53,451 --> 00:00:55,487 We prevented the formation of sharknadoes 11 00:00:55,587 --> 00:00:58,690 with our revolutionary weather stabilization system, 12 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:02,927 and we made the world a cleaner, safer place for our nation's children. 13 00:01:03,027 --> 00:01:04,963 What will Astro-X do next? 14 00:01:05,063 --> 00:01:09,868 Hi. I'm Aston Reynolds, and I have totally eradicated the sharknado threat, 15 00:01:09,968 --> 00:01:12,828 so join me at the grand opening of Shark World, 16 00:01:12,928 --> 00:01:16,291 our themed hotel in Las Vegas. What does that equal? 17 00:01:16,391 --> 00:01:18,893 360, 24/7 fun. 18 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:22,013 Slots, sharks. What? 19 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:23,982 Bring the family, and I guarantee you... 20 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:28,600 - Sweetheart, what are you drawing? - It's Mommy! 21 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:32,207 Why don't you go out and get your daddy and tell him to come in. 22 00:01:32,307 --> 00:01:34,090 Okay. 23 00:01:40,715 --> 00:01:43,431 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 24 00:01:44,685 --> 00:01:47,922 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! Cousin Gemi's coming over to pick you up. 25 00:01:48,022 --> 00:01:50,459 - Go inside, and get ready. - Okay, come here, man. 26 00:01:50,559 --> 00:01:53,515 What's happening, my little Gila monster? (LAUGHING) 27 00:01:53,615 --> 00:01:55,863 Let's go. 28 00:02:06,874 --> 00:02:09,707 Come on, Gil. Say goodbye to your cousin Gemini. We gotta go. 29 00:02:09,807 --> 00:02:13,481 - What if a storm comes? - You don't worry about that. 30 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:16,217 You're a Shepard, and I love you. 31 00:02:16,817 --> 00:02:19,568 Come here, you. I love you. 32 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:23,025 - Take care of Grandma, okay? - Okay. 33 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:25,226 - Okay. - Love you, Ma. 34 00:02:25,326 --> 00:02:30,650 - Bye. Have fun. - Mom, I promise. I may get a little crazy. 35 00:02:31,966 --> 00:02:33,175 Bye. 36 00:02:34,752 --> 00:02:36,202 Don't go to prison! 37 00:02:59,327 --> 00:03:01,730 Over here! Over here! Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds. 38 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,649 Mr. Reynolds, what inspired you to create a hotel full of sharks? 39 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:08,186 I wanted to create the greatest hotel in the world, and with this hotel, 40 00:03:08,286 --> 00:03:11,856 I give it to 'em, and I achieved it with clean energy. 41 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,839 Oh, my God. I love you, Aston. 42 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,370 Hold on sweetie, Hold on... 43 00:03:16,171 --> 00:03:17,270 BAM! Clear card. 44 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:19,170 Lady: What does it do? 45 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,899 Aston: What does it do? 46 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,799 Haha, What doesn't it do. 47 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:23,899 Charge your phone. 48 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,899 Check your messages. 49 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,270 I see your blue phone. 50 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:29,045 You know boo. Haha! 51 00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:30,970 You want a selfie? 52 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:31,570 Yes. 53 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,370 You wanna be in it? 54 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:32,870 Sweet! 55 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:34,470 Say money. 56 00:03:38,095 --> 00:03:40,514 So you're here for the Shark World opening, I take it. 57 00:03:40,614 --> 00:03:44,685 No, we're here for a family reunion at the Stratosphere. My son's on military leave. 58 00:03:44,785 --> 00:03:47,471 Military leave. That's nice. Must be proud. Drop, and give me 40! 59 00:03:47,571 --> 00:03:50,657 - Keep your eyes on the road! - It's not my first rodeo. I got this. 60 00:03:50,757 --> 00:03:53,894 Be careful in this town, by the way. This is a nutty place. You might get in trouble. 61 00:03:53,994 --> 00:03:55,662 Oh, no. We'll take care of it. We're fine. 62 00:03:55,762 --> 00:03:58,132 We're just here for a little family fun and relaxation. 63 00:03:58,232 --> 00:04:01,235 Yeah, Vegas is a great place to relax. Drinking, gambling, smoking, prostitution. 64 00:04:01,335 --> 00:04:04,952 - Bring the kids. That's what I say. - What are you doing? 65 00:04:06,006 --> 00:04:08,555 That was Kansas, and this is Vegas. 66 00:04:09,343 --> 00:04:11,959 You got a problem with the way I look? 67 00:04:24,391 --> 00:04:26,406 We're here. 68 00:04:27,094 --> 00:04:31,531 Hey, if you like those jokes, I got more. Look, it's nice being your Uber driver. 69 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,816 If you need me, I'm in town. Give me a buzz. 70 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:40,841 - Fin Shepard? - How you doing? 71 00:04:40,941 --> 00:04:43,010 How'd you like to be a guest host at Chippendale's? 72 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:45,012 Yeah, maybe in another lifetime. 73 00:04:45,112 --> 00:04:47,875 You're welcome anytime, though, sweetheart. 74 00:05:01,522 --> 00:05:04,942 Come here. Throw the dice. Blow. 75 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:05,144 Girls, girls, girls, give me luck. 76 00:05:05,244 --> 00:05:06,980 Yeah! There we go. 77 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,116 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go 78 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:14,021 Run away from the sharknado It's your greatest... 79 00:05:14,121 --> 00:05:16,489 You know, I'm not much of a gambler. 80 00:05:16,589 --> 00:05:18,892 I think after this thing, I'm just gonna head back to the room. 81 00:05:18,992 --> 00:05:22,395 No, no, no. I promised Raye Raye we're gonna have some good family fun. 82 00:05:22,495 --> 00:05:25,698 - Oh, yeah? In Vegas? - In Vegas. 83 00:05:26,198 --> 00:05:28,281 We'll see. 84 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,652 Who's that guy? 85 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:40,113 Looks fun. I'll jump if you jump. 86 00:05:40,213 --> 00:05:43,400 It's not happening. Prefer to keep my feet on the ground. 87 00:05:52,157 --> 00:05:54,761 There are a lot of single ladies out here tonight. 88 00:05:54,861 --> 00:05:59,312 - Looks like it. - Try to keep yourself out of trouble. 89 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,057 What's the matter? 90 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:18,194 Do I need to protect you from a little thunder and lightning? 91 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,379 I can see where Li'l Gil gets it from. 92 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:22,683 It's not that. 93 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:26,366 - Matt. - Dad! 94 00:06:26,466 --> 00:06:28,738 - Matt, where are you? - In a plane! 95 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:31,607 What do you mean you're up in a plane? You're supposed to meet me here at the pool. 96 00:06:31,707 --> 00:06:33,922 We're over Vegas. 97 00:06:35,427 --> 00:06:37,943 We'll meet you poolside. 98 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:48,341 Ground control, I have eyes on what looks like a sandstorm. 99 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,509 Should I change directions or head back to base? 100 00:06:50,609 --> 00:06:53,980 - Proceed with your flight plan. - Is that a sandstorm? 101 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:58,484 I know what you're thinking, but we haven't had a sharknado in five years. 102 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:02,755 - That's what worries me. - We're right by three Astro-X pods. 103 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,891 They'll take it down if it grows into something bigger. 104 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:08,227 Sandstorm is approaching AstroPod 49A. Copy? 105 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,763 - Roger that. - Do you have the coordinates? 106 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:13,480 Zero vector Charlie. 107 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:20,730 We have visual. Locking in coordinates right now. 108 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:24,507 Son, are you prepared to take the plunge and jump? 109 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:27,346 Yes. 110 00:07:27,446 --> 00:07:31,017 Gabrielle, do you accept Matt to be your lawfully wedded husband? 111 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,018 I do. 112 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,941 Matt, do you take Gabrielle to be your lawfully wedded wife? 113 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:37,690 I do. 114 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:42,642 I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride. 115 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:52,184 - What the hell is that? - Do you still have eyes on the storm? 116 00:07:52,571 --> 00:07:54,073 The pulse didn't work! 117 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:57,676 The thing is still moving, and it's headed straight towards Vegas! 118 00:07:57,776 --> 00:08:01,447 - They're not decreasing. - Yes, sir. We've increased the pulse by 30%, 119 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:05,664 and I can confirm that all AstroPods are fully functional within a 200-mile radius. 120 00:08:05,764 --> 00:08:10,322 - But the storm isn't responding! - No. I don't know why it's not responding. 121 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,327 We've gotta get you over to the press room. 122 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,464 - Sir. - Not now, number eight. 123 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:21,668 Sir, on instruction, it's a code 9-dash-5-9-B level emergency. 124 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,770 How bad is it? 125 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:28,221 - Do not open the hotel until I give word. - I'm on it. I'm gone with the wind. 126 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,678 - Go! Go! Go! - Ladies first. 127 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:39,719 You've gotta be kidding me. 128 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:42,069 Oh, no! 129 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,840 - Matt! - Gabby! 130 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:50,360 Matt! 131 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:53,113 Matt! 132 00:08:54,213 --> 00:08:55,693 Gabby! 133 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,585 Matt! 134 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:02,342 - Dad! - Matt! 135 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,569 - Come on. - Where are we going? 136 00:09:06,669 --> 00:09:08,562 To get 'em! 137 00:09:12,102 --> 00:09:15,923 Breaking news just into our newsroom. There are reports of a tornado near Las Vegas. 138 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,926 Already reports of damage, and residents and tourists 139 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,828 are urged at this time to get inside. Now, Emergency crews... 140 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,698 What channel is NBC, Jamie? 141 00:09:25,989 --> 00:09:27,731 Show me NBC. 142 00:09:27,831 --> 00:09:30,954 We will keep our viewers up to date as more details emerge. 143 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:32,856 - How did you do that? - Voice remote. 144 00:09:33,056 --> 00:09:34,891 We just had Xfinity X1 installed. 145 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:39,479 What everyone must be wondering is why these storms are happening now. 146 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:43,717 Billionaire Aston Reynolds created a successful pulse technology 147 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,521 to stop the formation of sharknadoes before they became a threat. 148 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,890 Apparently it's now faltered. 149 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,205 Oh, my God. 150 00:10:24,185 --> 00:10:26,073 Jackpot! 151 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,877 Come on. 152 00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:37,437 Jackpot! 153 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,061 Come on, Norm. We gotta go. 154 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,567 - Help! - Let me off! 155 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:58,539 All right, I'm gonna get Matt. Help those people over there. 156 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,658 Go, go, go! 157 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,844 Go, go, go! Come on! Get out! 158 00:11:18,462 --> 00:11:21,448 Get out! Out! Come on! Out! 159 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:25,065 Out! Get out! Go, go, go! 160 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,291 Gabby! Try to land down there! 161 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,528 Dad! Grab Gaby! 162 00:11:37,134 --> 00:11:40,347 - Grab my wife! - Wife? 163 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,541 Hang on! I'm coming for you! 164 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,388 Hold on! 165 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,239 I can't hold on! 166 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:13,346 - There are sharks below! - Come towards me! We'll get in the car! 167 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,185 I can do this. I can do this. 168 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:33,419 You're gonna have to climb up! Climb up me! 169 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,222 Pull! 170 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,572 Reach! 171 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,077 We'll be safer in the car! 172 00:12:53,909 --> 00:12:56,433 Fin Shepard. Welcome to the family. 173 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:05,087 - Fin! The car isn't steady! - You need to get out of here! 174 00:13:05,187 --> 00:13:09,938 We can take care of ourselves! You're not safe here! Go! 175 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:19,182 - We need to get out of this car. - Why? 176 00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:22,768 Strap in. 177 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,094 - What are you doing? - I'm surfing. 178 00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:49,277 - You're crazy! - It's what I do best. 179 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:58,654 We're gonna head towards that! Open your door! 180 00:14:03,478 --> 00:14:05,661 Hold on! 181 00:14:23,998 --> 00:14:27,249 All right. Let's go find Matt and Gemini. 182 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,846 Gabrielle, jump in the back. 183 00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:41,963 Fin! Thank God you're alive! 184 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:47,540 - How'd you get down? - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 185 00:14:58,366 --> 00:15:00,070 Elvis! 186 00:15:01,369 --> 00:15:03,741 Hail to the king. 187 00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:06,822 I found Matt. He's a mile down the Strip. 188 00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,828 Flood! 189 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,916 I don't see Matt anywhere! 190 00:15:15,016 --> 00:15:18,620 The G.P.S. says he's on top of the Empire State Building. We have to get to him. 191 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,567 - How are we gonna drive through the flood? - We're not. 192 00:15:28,129 --> 00:15:30,699 The devastation of the Las Vegas sharknado, 193 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:34,069 which curiously this time is sand-based, is immense. 194 00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:36,171 Many iconic hotels have been destroyed, 195 00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:38,640 as well as the famous "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign 196 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,909 that has greeted visitors from around the world. 197 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:43,814 Oh, Aston, what have you done? 198 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:50,221 I see the hotel! 199 00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:58,569 We've got incoming! Gabrielle, take the wheel. Stay the course. 200 00:15:58,669 --> 00:16:01,065 Let's find some weapons. 201 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,135 Savanna, I told you to lay off the buffets. 202 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:09,765 - Daddy, now's not the time! - Where's your brother? 203 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,240 - Daddy! - Grayson! Get over here! 204 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:14,545 - Hold on! Hold on! - Hold on! 205 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:18,049 Daddy! 206 00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:24,318 Hey, bud, you know how to raise a sail? 207 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:29,173 - Of course not! - Grab your friends, and figure it out. 208 00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:39,968 Hey, grab this line! Pull as hard as you can! 209 00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:42,492 Don't stop pulling! 210 00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:47,409 Pull it, you baby! You're hoisting like my sister! 211 00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:51,379 Sorry! I've never raised the sails on a pirate ship before! 212 00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:54,251 I'm an accountant, all right? 213 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:58,175 Sharks! There's sharks coming! 214 00:17:07,045 --> 00:17:09,715 - Grab that sword! - What am I supposed to do with this? 215 00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,417 Fight for your life! 216 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:17,090 - Oh! You see that? - Yeah, great, kid! Don't get cocky! 217 00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:23,314 - Fin, get up here! I need you! - I'm on my way! 218 00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:33,574 - Storm's getting close to Matt. - Matt! 219 00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:40,679 - I'm coming for you, baby! - I gotta stop it! I need explosives! 220 00:17:40,779 --> 00:17:44,151 - I saw fireworks down below! - Go get 'em! 221 00:17:53,523 --> 00:17:56,664 Ready. Aim. Fire! 222 00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,440 Matt! 223 00:18:13,812 --> 00:18:17,849 - Permission to come aboard, sir. - Permission granted. 224 00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:19,339 Come here. 225 00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:25,894 You still haven't kissed the bride yet. 226 00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:35,672 Sharkberg right ahead! 227 00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:46,614 We're sinking! Run to the mast! 228 00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:54,655 Hang on, guys. 229 00:18:56,221 --> 00:19:00,627 - It looks like it's leaving Las Vegas. - It's heading into the desert. 230 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:05,597 - We're all gonna die! - I need a weapon. 231 00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:07,801 - There! - Yeah. 232 00:19:16,874 --> 00:19:18,610 Viva Las Vegas. 233 00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:30,028 And so Sin City digs out after an almost biblical scouring 234 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,897 by sand and water and sharks. 235 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:36,901 After five years without a sharknado attack, they're back. 236 00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,273 Are the tarps holding up? 237 00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:42,373 Okay. Well, we're headed home. 238 00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:46,443 If it gets too difficult, stay in the storm shelter. You're well protected there. 239 00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:49,547 There's plenty of food and water. It should last you until at least we get home. 240 00:20:49,647 --> 00:20:52,141 Sweetheart, please come home in one piece. 241 00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:54,710 - Tell Gilly I love him. - I will. 242 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,947 I'm a big bad shark, fish. I'm gonna eat you all up. 243 00:20:58,047 --> 00:20:59,644 - See him soon. - I love you. 244 00:20:59,744 --> 00:21:01,851 - Bye, Mom. - But the looming question, 245 00:21:01,951 --> 00:21:06,923 what happened to Astro-X's vaunted atmosphere stabilization system 246 00:21:07,023 --> 00:21:11,394 and the billion-dollar AstroPod locations created to prevent them? 247 00:21:11,494 --> 00:21:15,330 Is this the end of the public's love affair with Astro-X? 248 00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:18,401 San Francisco's calling, and they want to know if they should just cancel 249 00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,369 your media conference you had scheduled for today. 250 00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:24,473 Cancel it. I gotta stay here. Also contact Colonel Shepard. 251 00:21:24,573 --> 00:21:28,044 I gotta accelerate the timeline for his Mech program. 252 00:21:28,144 --> 00:21:30,680 Something tells me we're gonna need that before the day is through. 253 00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,430 All right. Got it. 254 00:21:41,857 --> 00:21:45,161 Talk to me, Colonel. I need to hear if the mic is working. 255 00:21:45,261 --> 00:21:49,165 Say something, like that speech you gave to the fifth graders yesterday. 256 00:21:49,265 --> 00:21:51,067 Okay. 257 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:57,023 There I was, alone, stranded, abandoned by everyone and everything. 258 00:21:57,123 --> 00:21:59,308 Was I scared? No. 259 00:21:59,408 --> 00:22:02,979 Now, you gotta understand, I didn't know that Aston Reynolds 260 00:22:03,079 --> 00:22:06,415 - was relocating the rockets... - Okay. And you're not here to win an Oscar. 261 00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:10,753 Hey, I get a standing ovation every time. Every time. 262 00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:13,689 That's because they're getting ready to run out to recess. 263 00:22:13,789 --> 00:22:18,196 - Okay, you got me there. - Dr. Wexler, we're ready. 264 00:22:18,627 --> 00:22:20,430 Okay. 265 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:23,199 Beam me up, Wilford! 266 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:27,039 3, 2, 1... 267 00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:34,365 Wilford? We have a problem. 268 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,278 You okay? 269 00:22:36,378 --> 00:22:41,120 Better than blowing me up like you did last time. Get me down from here! 270 00:22:45,521 --> 00:22:48,641 - Hello, sweetheart! 271 00:22:48,717 --> 00:22:49,917 Hi. 272 00:22:49,917 --> 00:22:51,017 Who am I? 273 00:22:51,217 --> 00:22:52,317 I fight for truth! 274 00:22:52,317 --> 00:22:53,017 Justice! 275 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:53,941 And the American way! 276 00:22:54,017 --> 00:22:55,017 Batman? 277 00:22:55,317 --> 00:22:56,817 C'mon, I'm the man of steel. 278 00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:57,717 Superman! 279 00:22:57,741 --> 00:23:00,813 - Aston just called. - Okay. 280 00:22:57,742 --> 00:22:58,716 You need to get down. 281 00:23:03,595 --> 00:23:05,486 You okay? 282 00:23:06,832 --> 00:23:09,367 I've had better days. 283 00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:12,738 - Back to the drawing board? - We need to talk, Grandpa. 284 00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:16,542 - Hey, don't call me Grandpa. - I know. Colonel. 285 00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:20,346 Thank you. So... what did Aston want? 286 00:23:20,446 --> 00:23:23,077 He wants the Mech suit ready before the end of the day. 287 00:23:23,177 --> 00:23:25,618 Sure. Let's go get it. 288 00:23:25,718 --> 00:23:27,252 How's it going, Captain? 289 00:23:27,352 --> 00:23:30,539 - Good. We're good. You? - Good. 290 00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:32,942 Dad, I'm sorry I wasn't there for Mom's funeral. 291 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:37,463 No, don't, Matt. She knew how much you loved her. 292 00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:40,299 And she loved you very much. She'd be very proud of you. 293 00:23:40,399 --> 00:23:42,902 You're just a little sore right now, but you'll be good to go. 294 00:23:43,002 --> 00:23:44,303 Thanks. 295 00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:47,304 Mr. Shepard. Mr. Shepard, I'm with MSNBC. 296 00:23:47,404 --> 00:23:49,637 - Not now, please. - I just have one question. 297 00:23:49,737 --> 00:23:51,877 Are you single? 298 00:23:51,977 --> 00:23:54,650 Because I might be able to set you up. 299 00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:59,451 Why didn't you want to be interviewed? You saved all those people. 300 00:23:59,551 --> 00:24:02,655 I need to get back to Kansas. Gotta get back to little Gil. 301 00:24:02,755 --> 00:24:06,025 I promised him I'd be home. I wasn't there enough for Matt growing up. 302 00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:09,735 - I don't want to make the same mistake. - He turned out just fine. 303 00:24:10,495 --> 00:24:12,727 Yeah, he did. 304 00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:17,153 All right, I couldn't get us a rental car, but I got us a ticket to that. 305 00:24:17,553 --> 00:24:20,079 - That? - Yes. It'll take us out of the flood zone, 306 00:24:20,179 --> 00:24:23,559 and we can just take a train or a plane and just head home, right? 307 00:24:23,659 --> 00:24:26,130 Yeah. Let's do it. 308 00:24:46,532 --> 00:24:48,467 - Hey. - Hey, Dad. 309 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:52,805 April, you did well. 34.2 miles. That's Olympic-worthy. 310 00:24:52,905 --> 00:24:56,778 - And right now you need to plug in. - I know. 311 00:25:05,184 --> 00:25:07,303 - Oh, Mr. Reynolds. - Parker. 312 00:25:07,403 --> 00:25:11,474 You're responsible for the pods for Vegas and the surrounding areas for 250 miles, right? 313 00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:12,950 - Yes, but... - You're fired. 314 00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:15,787 You failed to properly maintain the pressure systems, 315 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:19,098 allowing a sharknado to appear for the first time in five years. 316 00:25:19,198 --> 00:25:20,883 Technically speaking, it's a dust devil. 317 00:25:20,983 --> 00:25:25,254 What is he still doing here? Get him out of here. You're in charge. Talk to me. 318 00:25:25,354 --> 00:25:28,958 Why isn't this stopping? I mean, we tried to neutralize the pressure around it. 319 00:25:29,058 --> 00:25:31,961 Well, I tried to. It didn't work. This thing is on a mission. 320 00:25:32,061 --> 00:25:36,101 - Give me a chance to think about this. - The jet is waiting for you, sir. 321 00:25:43,405 --> 00:25:45,708 How about you? How did you two lovebirds meet? 322 00:25:45,808 --> 00:25:48,811 Well, we were enlisted in the same month, 323 00:25:48,911 --> 00:25:52,348 - but we didn't actually meet until... - Two years later. 324 00:25:52,448 --> 00:25:55,918 Three years later. I know because I was flying back from... 325 00:25:56,018 --> 00:25:57,786 - Finland. - Germany. 326 00:25:57,886 --> 00:25:59,454 Oh, right. 327 00:25:59,554 --> 00:26:03,312 He gave up his airline seat for me. I hate sitting in the middle seat. 328 00:26:03,412 --> 00:26:06,631 I just wanted an excuse to keep talking to you. 329 00:26:07,229 --> 00:26:09,732 So did you find out where the sharknado was heading? 330 00:26:09,832 --> 00:26:13,004 No reception. I couldn't get a call out. 331 00:26:14,503 --> 00:26:16,874 I think I found it. 332 00:26:24,246 --> 00:26:26,817 What the hell's going on? 333 00:26:35,424 --> 00:26:37,893 - What's happening? - Oh, hell, no. 334 00:26:37,993 --> 00:26:40,863 Get Aston on the phone. He's gonna want to hear about this. 335 00:26:41,063 --> 00:26:45,234 Mr. Reynolds, you're looking at the satellite images of the flood in the Grand Canyon. 336 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:49,505 The casualties will be higher than Vegas. Your company will be ruined, sir. 337 00:26:49,605 --> 00:26:52,074 We gotta create some kind of artificial dam. 338 00:26:52,174 --> 00:26:55,848 Guys, you aren't gonna like this, but we're gonna have to blow up the Grand Canyon. 339 00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:02,984 Dispatch, we have a tornado with boulders 340 00:27:03,084 --> 00:27:06,689 and, I believe, sharks heading toward this train. Can you copy? Please advise. 341 00:27:06,789 --> 00:27:09,301 Did you say, "Bouldernado"? 342 00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:15,335 We have passengers on this train. Can we reroute this train? 343 00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:18,937 Or I need to pull the emergency stop! Getting permission to emergency stop. Over! 344 00:27:22,537 --> 00:27:24,742 It is coming... 345 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:36,418 Shark! 346 00:27:36,918 --> 00:27:40,005 All right, the train's out of control. I gotta stop it. 347 00:27:40,105 --> 00:27:42,841 Gemini, Gabrielle, get to the front. Bring all the passengers with you. 348 00:27:42,941 --> 00:27:46,128 Matt, you pull the pins halfway out between the back cars. 349 00:27:46,228 --> 00:27:48,296 - Ready? Let's go. - Come on, everybody! 350 00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:51,083 - Get to the front of the train, now! - Go! Go! Go! Get up! 351 00:27:51,183 --> 00:27:54,953 - Wait, no! We've got to stay right here! - Front of the train now! Go! Go! Go! Go! 352 00:27:55,053 --> 00:27:56,522 - Go! - Go! Move it! 353 00:27:56,622 --> 00:27:58,196 How are you gonna get to the conductor? 354 00:27:58,296 --> 00:28:01,032 His door is secure. You can't get to it from the passenger cars! 355 00:28:01,132 --> 00:28:03,464 I'm going up and over. 356 00:28:32,558 --> 00:28:35,327 Roger. Mr. Reynolds, the flood is coming right at you! 357 00:28:35,427 --> 00:28:38,100 Stay on target! Stay on target! 358 00:29:03,922 --> 00:29:06,460 Red five going in. 359 00:29:18,303 --> 00:29:19,907 Yeah! 360 00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:50,719 Folks, folks, lives have been lost. 361 00:29:50,819 --> 00:29:53,922 We've lost the trust of the greater American people. 362 00:29:54,022 --> 00:29:58,060 For five years, for five successful years, 363 00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:00,612 there's not been one sharknado. 364 00:30:00,712 --> 00:30:05,167 Not because nature said we're done, because I said we're done. 365 00:30:05,267 --> 00:30:07,769 And we're still not done. 366 00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:10,739 Any questions? I'm not done. 367 00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:14,852 We need to find out what's happening, folks, and we need to find out now. 368 00:30:24,993 --> 00:30:28,602 - Sir, we found Fin Shepard. - Bring him here. 369 00:30:33,536 --> 00:30:35,874 You guys all right? 370 00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:45,949 Who would do this? Who would want to destroy the Grand Canyon? 371 00:30:48,153 --> 00:30:49,924 I got a pretty good idea who. 372 00:30:55,037 --> 00:30:57,542 Unleash that potential! 373 00:30:57,707 --> 00:31:01,177 Stronger! Faster, April! 374 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:03,846 Come on! Come on! 375 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:07,116 Faster, April! You got this! Come on! 376 00:31:07,216 --> 00:31:10,308 Stronger! That's it! 377 00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:14,824 - Why the hesitation? Let's go. - Because of what happened to you last time. 378 00:31:14,924 --> 00:31:20,130 What, my arm? This has nothing to do with me, has everything to do with you. 379 00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:22,501 Give it to me! Come on! 380 00:31:26,602 --> 00:31:28,860 That's good! Come on! 381 00:31:29,939 --> 00:31:33,409 - How 'bout that? - Pull it! 382 00:31:33,509 --> 00:31:37,447 Come on! More! Come on! 383 00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:40,416 Let's see what Swiss Army April's made of. 384 00:31:41,216 --> 00:31:43,088 Twist. 385 00:31:44,353 --> 00:31:46,689 Now try out your voice commands. 386 00:31:46,789 --> 00:31:48,346 Chainsaw on. 387 00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,798 Chainsaw off. 388 00:31:54,063 --> 00:31:58,069 Now this one, you gotta concentrate. Turn on the Force. 389 00:31:59,802 --> 00:32:02,408 May the Force be with you. 390 00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:16,235 - What are we doing at an Astro-X facility? - Mr. Reynolds wanted to speak to you. 391 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,454 Never met a billionaire before. 392 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:22,992 - Think we can get a honeymoon out of this? - Pretty good idea. 393 00:32:23,292 --> 00:32:26,097 This is all his fault. You don't mess with nature. 394 00:32:26,197 --> 00:32:28,698 Nature always finds a way, and I'm gonna tell him that. 395 00:32:28,998 --> 00:32:32,159 Look, he's got his faults, but he got my dad off the Moon, so... 396 00:32:32,259 --> 00:32:33,873 let's cut him some slack. 397 00:32:38,307 --> 00:32:40,541 Yo, Finny. 398 00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:44,213 - How's it going? - It's going good. 399 00:32:44,313 --> 00:32:47,919 - You blew up the Grand Canyon. - I stopped the flood. 400 00:32:48,317 --> 00:32:50,920 And I probably saved a couple of boy scouts that were beneath it, 401 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:54,290 - and I didn't even ask for a thank-you. - Thank you? 402 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,859 My pleasure. 403 00:32:56,959 --> 00:33:01,497 Fin, I got a beast of a storm, and it's headed this way. 404 00:33:01,797 --> 00:33:04,333 - I need your help. - What do you want from me? 405 00:33:04,433 --> 00:33:06,369 I need you to get in front of those cameras 406 00:33:06,469 --> 00:33:09,055 and let all of America know that everything is gonna be all right. 407 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:12,041 - What? - I'm not your mouthpiece, Aston. 408 00:33:12,141 --> 00:33:16,629 Come on. People believe in you. Just get in front of the world and say that. 409 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:20,467 They gotta hear it from you. Buy me some time so I can fix this. I can fix this. 410 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:21,973 This isn't a P.R. problem. 411 00:33:22,073 --> 00:33:25,472 This is a "you messed with Mother Nature" problem, and I can't help you. 412 00:33:25,572 --> 00:33:28,624 I can see now. You're not ready for this whole thing? 413 00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:34,247 This is what you do. Los Angeles, D.C., New York. 414 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:37,033 Where's the Fin Shepard everyone knows and loves? 415 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,358 Oh, I see. 416 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:44,604 You're just pissed off because I brought your old man back to Earth and you didn't. 417 00:33:44,924 --> 00:33:48,194 - Dad, come on. - Real cute, everybody. 418 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:53,299 I'm out of here. Just remember they're looking for anchors at the Weather Channel. 419 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:58,638 Yeah, "Partly cloudy, but fix bayonets, because there's a sharknado coming!" 420 00:33:58,738 --> 00:34:02,141 And somebody gotta save the day. And who you gonna call? 421 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:06,782 It's not you anymore, is it? Back to your world. 422 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:13,219 We are live from the Astro-X headquarters in Prescott, Arizona, 423 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:16,522 where the first sharknado attack in five years has occurred. 424 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:19,092 That's right, Natalie, but what everyone must be wondering 425 00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:21,360 is why these storms are happening now. 426 00:34:21,510 --> 00:34:24,802 Regular sharknadoes are water-based, but the one that formed over Las Vegas 427 00:34:24,902 --> 00:34:28,751 was created from sand, so a sand-nado? 428 00:34:28,851 --> 00:34:31,988 Well, Natalie, to be exact, a shark-sand-nado. 429 00:34:32,088 --> 00:34:34,791 And once the sand-nado hit the Hoover Dam, 430 00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:39,779 it picked up rocks in the desert to form what is now being dubbed a bouldernado. 431 00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:44,033 We're now going to go live with "Today Show's" new storm chaser van-cam 432 00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:47,003 and reporter Ron McDonald. Ron? 433 00:34:47,103 --> 00:34:50,406 I'm proud to be joining the "Today Show" 434 00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:53,773 as part of the storm chaser 435 00:34:53,873 --> 00:34:56,913 van-cam mobile studio. 436 00:34:57,013 --> 00:34:59,949 This vehicle was designed 437 00:35:00,049 --> 00:35:04,454 to get as close as possible to a tornado, 438 00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:08,461 particularly a sharknado. 439 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:17,183 - What is this? - This is where all the magic happens. 440 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,987 - Is that the Mech suit? - The one that Aston sent you to get. 441 00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:24,857 - It's not even finished. - Yeah, I know. You want to tell him that? 442 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:28,895 - What does he need it for? - To boldly go where no man has gone before. 443 00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:32,999 - Seriously, Colonel? Star Wars? - Trek. 444 00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:35,565 Star Trek, not Star Wars. 445 00:35:35,665 --> 00:35:38,173 Yeah, we got a lot of work to do. 446 00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:40,713 And a lot of movies to see. 447 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,233 We got trouble. 448 00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:53,436 - It's gaining on us. - Hurry! Can't we go any faster? 449 00:35:53,536 --> 00:35:56,105 - Dad, let me drive. I drove combat... - Matt, I got this. 450 00:35:56,205 --> 00:35:58,407 - I can do this. - Matt, I got it. 451 00:35:58,507 --> 00:36:00,945 We need to find shelter! 452 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,547 - This is bad. - I need you to find supplies. 453 00:36:04,647 --> 00:36:07,283 - My phone doesn't work. - We're running out of options. 454 00:36:07,383 --> 00:36:10,820 We can't keep running away from it. We have to fight! Kill or be killed! 455 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,656 Matt's right. We need to stop. 456 00:36:14,056 --> 00:36:15,691 Bingo. 457 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:18,271 Chainsaw store! Perfect! 458 00:36:19,695 --> 00:36:21,364 Hi. I'm Lori Greiner. 459 00:36:21,464 --> 00:36:26,135 Today we're making available the original sharknado preparedness kit. 460 00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:32,642 The big thing that makes this special... 461 00:36:32,742 --> 00:36:36,178 Nope, we don't deliver. Hang up, lame-o. 462 00:36:36,978 --> 00:36:39,682 - I need a chainsaw. - You've come to the right place, sir. 463 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:43,953 We got the best selection of chainsaws in the whole state of Texas. 464 00:36:44,053 --> 00:36:47,325 Not to mention the sweet meat that my brother Chop-Top 465 00:36:47,425 --> 00:36:49,692 puts into his croissant sandwiches. 466 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:52,830 Will this be for logging or home use? 467 00:36:52,930 --> 00:36:55,865 - Neither. - Lot of people recommend the Stihl 3000, 468 00:36:55,965 --> 00:37:00,910 but personally, sir, I say you can't go wrong with this baby. 469 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,340 Homelite calls this one the turbo model. 470 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,210 That's right. And when those pesky teenagers start snooping around our property, 471 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:11,080 we take this bad boy and hand it over to my brother Gunnar there. 472 00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:13,885 He chases 'em clean away. 473 00:37:17,686 --> 00:37:21,167 Nice, I'll take it. Sharknado's coming! You guys gotta get out of there! 474 00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:25,797 - Oh, no! It's a great white! Grab your... - We lost electricity! 475 00:37:29,798 --> 00:37:32,237 It's gonna hit the oil field. 476 00:37:41,944 --> 00:37:45,159 - Oilnado. - That's new. 477 00:37:46,949 --> 00:37:49,287 That's not good. 478 00:37:51,386 --> 00:37:53,226 Firenado. 479 00:37:55,024 --> 00:38:00,298 - It's gonna burn down this whole town. - We need to find something to put it out! 480 00:38:02,765 --> 00:38:04,734 You got any fire extinguishers around here? 481 00:38:04,834 --> 00:38:07,906 Yeah, we got some around back! Help yourself! 482 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:12,975 This isn't gonna cut it. We're gonna need something bigger to get near that storm. 483 00:38:13,275 --> 00:38:15,347 What's that? 484 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:21,401 Sweet. 485 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,948 You're all set. 486 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:39,200 Matt, when I clear, you know what to do, right? 487 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,738 Good luck, Dad. 488 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:54,112 Get down! 489 00:38:58,152 --> 00:39:00,792 The saw is family! 490 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:16,039 It wouldn't be Texas without a chainsaw massacre. 491 00:39:19,207 --> 00:39:21,912 Dad, you're good! Get out! 492 00:39:26,047 --> 00:39:28,302 - Matt, you got it? - Got it. 493 00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,909 Bite this! 494 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:48,671 It worked! It changed course! Let's go! Come on, move it! 495 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,683 - What do we do now? - Now we go to Kansas. 496 00:41:04,689 --> 00:41:08,093 We have the approval to install 75 more pods. 497 00:41:08,193 --> 00:41:10,796 Okay. I like that. Terry, you can handle that, right? 498 00:41:10,896 --> 00:41:14,818 Well, sir, each of these tornadoes survived the blast from our atmospheric reactors 499 00:41:14,918 --> 00:41:16,234 because they're not water-based. 500 00:41:16,334 --> 00:41:20,171 They're sand, they're oil, they're fire, and our reactors didn't anticipate this. 501 00:41:20,271 --> 00:41:21,840 We just need a solution. 502 00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:25,444 How do we find a reactor that is strong enough to penetrate the elements? 503 00:41:25,544 --> 00:41:27,885 That's the solution. That's our prize. 504 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,702 We can infuse more isotopes into the base. 505 00:41:30,802 --> 00:41:33,321 Okay. Okay, you go with that, Terry. 506 00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:41,159 The news is not good, folks. We understand that the bouldernado has now evolved. 507 00:41:41,259 --> 00:41:43,128 Well, to understand how this is even possible, 508 00:41:43,228 --> 00:41:46,832 let's turn once again to our storm chaser Ron McDonald. Ron? 509 00:41:46,932 --> 00:41:49,902 The storm has been rushing through Texas. 510 00:41:50,002 --> 00:41:53,472 It hit an oil field, creating an oilnado. 511 00:41:53,572 --> 00:41:57,676 The oilnado exploded, creating a firenado. 512 00:41:57,776 --> 00:42:01,346 The firenado hit an electrical plant, 513 00:42:01,446 --> 00:42:04,016 creating a lightning-nado. 514 00:42:04,116 --> 00:42:09,508 - Lightning-nado? - And it's headed straight for Kansas. 515 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:12,563 And we will keep our viewers informed as more details emerge 516 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:15,010 from yet another catastrophic event. 517 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:18,516 But the big question, Natalie, that's on everyone's minds right now... 518 00:42:19,664 --> 00:42:21,825 Where is Fin Shepard? 519 00:42:26,938 --> 00:42:29,107 - Is Fin alive? - April? 520 00:42:29,207 --> 00:42:32,072 - You've been lying to me this entire time? - April! April! 521 00:42:32,172 --> 00:42:34,476 - I want to see my family. - You're not ready. 522 00:42:34,576 --> 00:42:37,294 What we've done here is temporary until you recovered. 523 00:42:37,394 --> 00:42:38,617 What's wrong with you? 524 00:42:38,717 --> 00:42:42,302 I want you to be with your husband and your children, but I can't offer them hope, 525 00:42:42,402 --> 00:42:45,908 - only to have it taken away again. - I'm gonna find them. 526 00:42:46,008 --> 00:42:47,877 April! 527 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:51,597 - Open the door. - No! I'm not gonna open the door for you! 528 00:42:51,697 --> 00:42:54,332 You stay in here! This is where you belong! 529 00:42:54,432 --> 00:42:56,105 - Open the door. - No! 530 00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:59,540 I'm not gonna open the door for you! You stay in here! 531 00:43:02,007 --> 00:43:06,044 - Pay attention to your dad! Come on! - I'll be back. 532 00:43:06,544 --> 00:43:07,926 April! 533 00:43:30,273 --> 00:43:33,670 - Lopez, do you copy? - Go for Lopez. 534 00:43:33,770 --> 00:43:37,607 - Do you have the new isotope? - Yes, sir. Isotope's in hand. 535 00:43:37,707 --> 00:43:40,176 Placing them as we speak. 536 00:43:40,276 --> 00:43:44,914 You need to hurry. A lavanado activated in Yellowstone. 537 00:43:45,014 --> 00:43:46,883 I'll protect Mount Rushmore. 538 00:43:46,983 --> 00:43:50,271 I'll superkick that storm back to the Dark Ages. 539 00:43:50,371 --> 00:43:53,356 Rushmore's hot. So are 15 other key anchors in the U.S. 540 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:56,232 - We've dropped a reactor in each pod. - Did you juice 'em up? 541 00:43:56,332 --> 00:43:58,661 Yes. In addition to increasing isotopes in key areas, 542 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:01,331 we were able to get the reactors over the same level of launch used 543 00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:03,666 as the ones that got Colonel Shepard off the moon. 544 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,386 - Sir, hold on! - Really? I own the building. 545 00:44:06,486 --> 00:44:08,872 Are we able to get rid of all the sharknadoes in the U.S.? 546 00:44:08,972 --> 00:44:10,640 We're only talking about two right now. 547 00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:13,843 We're talking about a sharknado here and one here. 548 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:17,877 - Okay, now what about this one? - That's a new one, and it's heading north. 549 00:44:17,977 --> 00:44:20,283 It's headed towards our headquarters. 550 00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:40,233 - We gotta get out of here. - Where are we going? 551 00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:44,140 Just keep your head down, and get in the car. Get in. 552 00:44:52,411 --> 00:44:56,466 - Watch out, Grandpa. - Hang on. Hang on. What's going on? 553 00:44:56,566 --> 00:44:59,157 The storm is getting too strong. 554 00:45:04,657 --> 00:45:06,628 What's going on here? 555 00:45:06,758 --> 00:45:09,625 The car is being picked up by the storm! 556 00:45:11,164 --> 00:45:14,035 - Be careful! - Hang on. 557 00:45:20,488 --> 00:45:23,511 Mommy! Daddy! 558 00:45:25,711 --> 00:45:27,582 Mommy! 559 00:45:31,050 --> 00:45:32,888 Daddy! 560 00:45:36,638 --> 00:45:39,642 - Go to your mom! - I'm scared. 561 00:45:39,742 --> 00:45:41,928 - What's your name? - Alex. 562 00:45:42,028 --> 00:45:45,300 Alex, I need you to trust me, okay? 563 00:45:46,198 --> 00:45:48,554 Do you like Iron Man? 564 00:45:48,654 --> 00:45:52,655 I'm his wife, okay? Now run to safety. Go! 565 00:45:52,755 --> 00:45:54,793 Go! 566 00:46:02,731 --> 00:46:06,573 - Mom? - You're both alive. 567 00:46:15,558 --> 00:46:18,394 - We thought you were dead. - I thought you guys were dead. 568 00:46:18,494 --> 00:46:22,081 - Where were you all this time? - With my dad. 569 00:46:22,181 --> 00:46:24,350 - Wilford? - Yeah. 570 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:29,002 - He didn't tell me anything about this. - He lied to us. 571 00:46:29,822 --> 00:46:31,693 Get in. 572 00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:37,163 - Crap. - Great. That doesn't sound good. 573 00:46:37,263 --> 00:46:39,666 That firenado really did a number on this car. 574 00:46:39,766 --> 00:46:42,435 I know someone we can call. Here. Take my phone. 575 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:44,404 Look for Colton in the contact list. 576 00:46:44,504 --> 00:46:48,925 You're watching "Chicago Today," your number one news source for the Windy City. 577 00:46:49,025 --> 00:46:53,219 Hi. I'm Howard Beale. We're joined by Mayor Sandra Mansfield. 578 00:46:53,319 --> 00:46:57,050 Now, Mayor, you're saying the cause of all these sharknadoes 579 00:46:57,150 --> 00:47:00,486 is this man, Finley Allan Shepard. 580 00:47:00,586 --> 00:47:03,223 I am mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore. 581 00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:05,274 Wherever he goes, danger follows. 582 00:47:05,374 --> 00:47:08,745 You're a threat, and you're not allowed in Chicago. 583 00:47:08,845 --> 00:47:12,468 I'm gonna get you Fin Shepard and your little chainsaw, too. 584 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,541 Well, we're in Kansas. 585 00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:22,751 - Where is your friend and his car? - Don't worry about it. He'll be here. 586 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,828 - Should we get in? - Fin! 587 00:47:42,478 --> 00:47:45,768 - Colton. - Fin! You found her. 588 00:47:45,868 --> 00:47:50,420 - She's got a mind of her own sometimes. - Yeah, nice trick with the remote control. 589 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,955 I need a car. I gotta get to my son in the next town down. 590 00:47:53,055 --> 00:47:55,992 Your son? Oh, don't worry. She can get you there no problem. 591 00:47:56,092 --> 00:47:58,594 - You fighting sharks? - Something like that. 592 00:47:58,694 --> 00:48:01,247 We got a little spider infestation at Fort Lauderdale. 593 00:48:01,347 --> 00:48:05,490 But it's no problem. We got the job done, her and I. 594 00:48:06,069 --> 00:48:09,872 Well, looks like we got some saving to do. You take care of her, okay? 595 00:48:09,972 --> 00:48:12,384 - And she'll find me when you're done. - She? Got a name? 596 00:48:12,484 --> 00:48:15,712 Christine. She's bad to the bone. 597 00:48:16,243 --> 00:48:18,517 See ya, Fin! 598 00:48:49,321 --> 00:48:51,183 April. 599 00:48:51,764 --> 00:48:53,584 Colonel. 600 00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:57,683 - Claudia, good to see you. - Grandpa Wilford, why wouldn't you tell us? 601 00:48:57,783 --> 00:49:00,056 Wilford, seriously. 602 00:49:00,156 --> 00:49:03,760 The doctors didn't know what they were doing. I had to get her out of that hospital. 603 00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:07,730 So I could take over and protect her and build her back into what she is. 604 00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:11,818 And I used our resources in the Mech program to rebuild her. 605 00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:14,974 I knew I could fix you, honey. You're my daughter. You're my blood. 606 00:49:15,074 --> 00:49:17,957 But you told me they were dead, 607 00:49:18,057 --> 00:49:20,426 that when the shuttle fell, that they died. 608 00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:22,829 You lied to me this whole time. 609 00:49:22,929 --> 00:49:27,333 I believed you. And then you told me that the Colonel was left on the Moon. 610 00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:29,085 You didn't need to hear this. 611 00:49:29,185 --> 00:49:32,421 You bring her back to life, but you let all of us believe she's dead! 612 00:49:32,521 --> 00:49:36,409 Hey, Colonel, I respect you very much, and I hope you understand 613 00:49:36,509 --> 00:49:40,149 - when I'm talking about the science of... - You're not a scientist. You're a lunatic. 614 00:49:40,249 --> 00:49:43,893 - I know what I'm doing. - Dad has your ashes on the fireplace. 615 00:49:44,433 --> 00:49:47,386 - That's your dog. - Oh, my God. 616 00:49:47,486 --> 00:49:49,959 The ashes are your dog. 617 00:49:52,342 --> 00:49:55,014 Now I have this to show you. 618 00:49:59,983 --> 00:50:02,220 This is for you, Colonel. 619 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:06,156 Aston, I got it. 620 00:50:06,256 --> 00:50:08,311 I need a lift. 621 00:50:11,662 --> 00:50:13,577 We need to put the city on lockdown immediately. 622 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:16,133 Contact the National Guard. Get ahold of General Burton. 623 00:50:16,233 --> 00:50:19,055 If the Sharknado heads this way, it's gonna go right through the downtown heart 624 00:50:19,155 --> 00:50:21,972 of Salt Lake City and the Salt Lake Comic Con. 625 00:50:22,072 --> 00:50:24,057 Hey, Salt Lake Comic Con! 626 00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:27,895 Dan Farr and I have to tell you the panel has been canceled. 627 00:50:27,995 --> 00:50:31,486 There is a huge storm brewing outside. 628 00:50:46,813 --> 00:50:49,897 We're sending people to safety. We're trying to evacuate the area. 629 00:50:49,997 --> 00:50:52,707 Have the hyperjet ready for me. 630 00:50:53,954 --> 00:50:57,724 # I won't give in # 631 00:50:57,824 --> 00:51:01,119 # It's sink or swim ## 632 00:51:07,783 --> 00:51:10,049 We got company! 633 00:51:16,309 --> 00:51:18,779 - Go! Oh, my God! - It's getting faster. 634 00:51:18,879 --> 00:51:21,031 - Oh, my God. - It's gaining on us. Come on. Come on. 635 00:51:21,131 --> 00:51:23,090 Oh, my God. There's the ball of twine right there. 636 00:51:23,190 --> 00:51:25,903 - It's coming closer! - I know. I'm going as fast as I can. 637 00:51:26,003 --> 00:51:28,862 - Dad, pull over! - This thing is way too fast. 638 00:51:29,122 --> 00:51:31,393 We can't outrun it! Pull over! 639 00:51:36,162 --> 00:51:38,201 Hold on. 640 00:51:38,799 --> 00:51:42,252 Go! Go! Go! Go! Hey, get out of here! Move! 641 00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:45,241 I can't leave my equipment! Oh... 642 00:51:51,744 --> 00:51:56,157 Help me! Help! Help! Help! Shark! Help! 643 00:51:56,257 --> 00:51:58,343 Get it off! Get it off! 644 00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:02,457 Thank you. 645 00:52:03,018 --> 00:52:06,460 - Thank you. - My dog! My dog! 646 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,231 Come on! Find shelter! 647 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:41,070 - You okay? - Yeah. 648 00:52:41,170 --> 00:52:44,081 - How far is your farm? - It's close, less than a mile away. 649 00:52:44,181 --> 00:52:46,153 - We run it! - Come on. 650 00:52:49,502 --> 00:52:51,705 You know, it nearly killed Fin. 651 00:52:51,805 --> 00:52:54,908 He visited you every single day for four years. 652 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:57,344 You just wouldn't come out of the coma. 653 00:52:58,044 --> 00:53:01,081 Your dad declared you brain-dead with the doctors. 654 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:03,586 Dad never lost hope. 655 00:53:04,084 --> 00:53:06,687 And Gil? What about little Gil? 656 00:53:06,987 --> 00:53:09,336 Gil! Little Gil. 657 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:12,759 Well, he's great. He's five. 658 00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:16,096 - He's five? - He's five. He's funny. He's smart. 659 00:53:16,196 --> 00:53:17,965 He's... He's beautiful. 660 00:53:18,065 --> 00:53:20,450 - Do you have a photo? - Yeah. 661 00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:23,408 Thank God he takes after you? 662 00:53:24,037 --> 00:53:25,329 - We have to call Dad. - No. 663 00:53:25,429 --> 00:53:28,775 - We have to tell him. - Honey, he wouldn't believe it. 664 00:53:28,875 --> 00:53:31,506 He's gotta see this for himself. 665 00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:39,721 We need to get to the shelter! 666 00:53:41,621 --> 00:53:44,860 Get in, little Gil! Hurry! 667 00:53:53,466 --> 00:53:58,108 - I'm scared, Raye Raye. - It's okay. You'll be all right. 668 00:54:02,209 --> 00:54:07,047 The storm of the century is tearing through Tornado Alley. 669 00:54:07,147 --> 00:54:10,183 It's obliterating Kansas. 670 00:54:10,283 --> 00:54:13,320 It's done nothing but destruction in its wake. 671 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:17,657 What's that up ahead? Be careful, you idiot! 672 00:54:17,857 --> 00:54:22,294 It's a... it's a cow! 673 00:54:25,794 --> 00:54:28,297 It's another cow! 674 00:54:28,397 --> 00:54:31,040 Actually, I think it's the same cow. 675 00:54:32,401 --> 00:54:36,041 It's a cow-nado! 676 00:54:55,858 --> 00:54:58,494 Follow the road! Follow the yellow brick road! 677 00:54:58,594 --> 00:55:01,132 I can't believe I just said that. 678 00:55:01,930 --> 00:55:05,270 Come on! There's weapons in the shed! Follow me! 679 00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:29,744 - Thank you, Nova. - I bet she's glad to be in Paris right now. 680 00:55:34,366 --> 00:55:37,335 Matt, head to the storm shelter. Protect Gil and Raye. 681 00:55:36,435 --> 00:55:38,689 Okay, Dad. 682 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:12,774 Come on! 683 00:56:18,944 --> 00:56:21,316 Come on. The storm shelter's over here. 684 00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:27,989 - Raye! Little Gil! - Oh, Matt. 685 00:56:29,054 --> 00:56:32,026 - Where's Daddy? - He's coming. 686 00:56:33,275 --> 00:56:35,077 - Don't worry about him. - I'm gonna go get him. 687 00:56:35,177 --> 00:56:38,499 - Wait! No! Come back! Gilbert! - Dad! Dad! 688 00:56:43,302 --> 00:56:45,407 Gabrielle! 689 00:56:55,647 --> 00:56:58,953 - Dad! Dad! - Gil! 690 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:02,656 Come to Mama. 691 00:57:04,055 --> 00:57:06,727 Come on. Come on. 692 00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:15,392 We gotta go inside. Come on. 693 00:57:26,278 --> 00:57:28,315 Hold on. 694 00:57:29,648 --> 00:57:31,434 Come on, Gil! 695 00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:39,641 - Gil, grab on! - Help me! Help! Help! Help! 696 00:57:39,741 --> 00:57:43,683 Gil, hold on! Hold on, Gil! 697 00:58:40,416 --> 00:58:43,674 Hold on, son! Hold on! 698 00:58:45,111 --> 00:58:47,628 Fin! Fin! 699 00:58:58,338 --> 00:59:00,343 Hold on! 700 00:59:05,145 --> 00:59:06,849 Hold on! 701 00:59:10,484 --> 00:59:12,556 Hold on! 702 00:59:15,388 --> 00:59:17,593 Grab my hand! 703 00:59:18,858 --> 00:59:21,363 Gil, grab my hand! 704 00:59:25,065 --> 00:59:28,156 - Come on! - Daddy, help! 705 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:38,746 - Hello! That was a stop sign! - I'm sorry. I totally paused. 706 00:59:38,846 --> 00:59:42,089 - What's going on? Why are we stopping? - We can't make it to the evac zone. 707 00:59:42,189 --> 00:59:44,318 Ma'am, we need to get you to the shelter immediately. 708 00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:47,254 - You know whose fault this is, right? - The storm? 709 00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:49,890 No, you idiots, Fin Shepard. 710 00:59:49,990 --> 00:59:53,153 I don't know what, I don't know how, I don't know where, but I can smell it. 711 00:59:53,253 --> 00:59:57,064 I have the sixth sense for stupidity. He's around here somewhere. 712 00:59:57,164 --> 01:00:00,747 - Man, is she always like this? - No, that's her on a good day. 713 01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:06,977 Dad! 714 01:00:17,283 --> 01:00:19,285 Get down! 715 01:00:58,392 --> 01:01:02,763 Moments ago, the mayor's caravan was swept aside by fierce winds 716 01:01:02,863 --> 01:01:05,365 that have been generated by the approaching sharknado! 717 01:01:05,465 --> 01:01:08,369 We are here on the scene... Here she is! Mayor! Mayor Mansfield. 718 01:01:08,469 --> 01:01:12,506 - Hello, Howard. Nice to see you again. - Mayor, are you okay? 719 01:01:12,606 --> 01:01:17,411 I am fine. The state of Chicago is fine. We just all need to get inside, all of us. 720 01:01:17,511 --> 01:01:20,048 Wait! Wait! Wait! 721 01:01:28,538 --> 01:01:31,511 The storm's looking like the end of the world! Should people be outside, 722 01:01:31,611 --> 01:01:35,262 - or should they be in their homes? - Everyone just stay put. 723 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:39,800 Get away from glass windows, and just hold on to anything. I gotta go. 724 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,822 Let go of me. 725 01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:56,083 Okay, let's see if these new isotopes work. 726 01:01:56,183 --> 01:01:58,819 Copy that, Astro One. We are ready to fire. 727 01:01:58,919 --> 01:02:01,590 Mount Rushmore's up first. 728 01:02:02,155 --> 01:02:05,142 We've got eyes on the target. 729 01:02:05,242 --> 01:02:07,580 It's almost there. 730 01:02:07,961 --> 01:02:09,896 It's getting closer. 731 01:02:09,996 --> 01:02:12,367 Nuke 'em high! 732 01:02:17,203 --> 01:02:19,275 Got it. 733 01:02:20,006 --> 01:02:22,278 Seattle's up next. 734 01:02:29,916 --> 01:02:31,721 Yeah! 735 01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:37,013 We've found Mr. Shepard. We're taking a detour. 736 01:02:38,728 --> 01:02:40,171 Buckle up. 737 01:03:00,297 --> 01:03:02,170 April. 738 01:03:02,270 --> 01:03:04,877 Come with me if you want to live. 739 01:03:08,104 --> 01:03:11,310 Come over here. I need your help. 740 01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:19,251 Are you okay? 741 01:03:20,450 --> 01:03:23,020 Dad, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 742 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,624 I think you're right, Gil. 743 01:03:26,356 --> 01:03:29,360 We have a plane waiting for us. 744 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,895 Wait! We found another. 745 01:03:31,995 --> 01:03:34,967 - Matt! - Mom! 746 01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:37,235 Mom? 747 01:03:41,938 --> 01:03:45,341 Baby, I pulled your body from the wreckage... 748 01:03:45,441 --> 01:03:47,444 what was left of it. 749 01:03:48,244 --> 01:03:53,403 April, you were in a hospital bed for four years... unconscious. 750 01:03:54,883 --> 01:03:57,424 Your dad convinced me to pull the plug. 751 01:04:03,326 --> 01:04:05,829 You died in my arms. 752 01:04:07,029 --> 01:04:10,487 I don't remember anything after the accident... 753 01:04:11,167 --> 01:04:14,139 until my dad woke me up. 754 01:04:15,072 --> 01:04:17,477 What did he do to you? 755 01:04:26,582 --> 01:04:30,921 He kept me alive. He saved my life. 756 01:04:32,021 --> 01:04:34,511 I don't know how we're gonna move past this. 757 01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,541 Move past what? 758 01:04:38,594 --> 01:04:43,217 You're alive, alive. There's nothing to figure out. 759 01:04:43,317 --> 01:04:45,601 There's nothing to talk about. 760 01:04:45,701 --> 01:04:48,371 As long as you have a beating heart, 761 01:04:48,471 --> 01:04:50,910 I'm gonna love you. 762 01:04:55,178 --> 01:04:57,354 There's more. 763 01:04:58,599 --> 01:05:00,567 This is only temporary. 764 01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:03,603 That's why he didn't want me to leave. 765 01:05:03,703 --> 01:05:06,406 That's why he didn't tell anyone. 766 01:05:06,956 --> 01:05:09,292 That's why he didn't tell you. 767 01:05:09,842 --> 01:05:12,679 He didn't want you to lose me again. 768 01:05:13,479 --> 01:05:15,082 This... 769 01:05:15,582 --> 01:05:17,988 is what keeps me alive. 770 01:05:18,318 --> 01:05:22,700 I don't know how long I have. 771 01:05:22,989 --> 01:05:27,463 Well, we're just gonna have to figure that out. That's what we do. 772 01:05:34,901 --> 01:05:37,431 I want you to meet somebody. 773 01:05:41,108 --> 01:05:44,444 Looks like we're a family of second chances, huh? 774 01:05:44,544 --> 01:05:46,782 Hey, Gil... 775 01:05:47,447 --> 01:05:49,950 this is your mom. 776 01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:52,885 Hi. 777 01:05:53,485 --> 01:05:55,238 It's nice to meet you. 778 01:05:55,338 --> 01:05:58,949 That's not my mother. My mother's a shark, not a robot. 779 01:06:06,817 --> 01:06:08,955 It's all right. He'll come around. 780 01:06:12,789 --> 01:06:16,526 Okay, if you're just joining us, three powerful sharknado storms 781 01:06:16,626 --> 01:06:18,929 have ripped through the United States. 782 01:06:19,029 --> 01:06:23,867 San Francisco, Salt Lake, and Seattle, they were all attacked by a hailnado. 783 01:06:23,967 --> 01:06:26,636 In Yellowstone, a lavanado formed. 784 01:06:26,736 --> 01:06:31,041 But two have been stopped, the lavanado and hailnado. 785 01:06:31,141 --> 01:06:35,512 - And the lightning-nado? - Natalie, I'm afraid it is not good news. 786 01:06:35,612 --> 01:06:41,171 The lightning-nado is headed straight toward the Perry Nuclear Power Plant in Ohio. 787 01:06:44,687 --> 01:06:46,693 That lightning thing is messing up our system. 788 01:06:46,793 --> 01:06:49,704 - We're trying to fix it, sir. - Don't try to fix it. Zap it. 789 01:06:49,804 --> 01:06:53,030 - It's not working. - It's not the worst of it. 790 01:06:53,130 --> 01:06:55,567 Well, what could be worse? 791 01:07:09,739 --> 01:07:12,275 - How are you feeling? - I'm all right. 792 01:07:11,846 --> 01:07:15,906 - Yeah, we're gonna make it through this. - We will. We stick together. We're Shepards. 793 01:07:16,951 --> 01:07:20,967 Gil, you've got to give your mom a chance. She's been through a lot. 794 01:07:21,623 --> 01:07:24,442 Fin! I'm glad they found you in the rubble. 795 01:07:24,542 --> 01:07:26,461 Yeah, me, too. 796 01:07:26,561 --> 01:07:29,614 Look, I know what I'm doing here, but why are they here? 797 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:34,670 News flash. This is Fin Shepard, the sharknado whisperer. 798 01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:39,308 Sharks bite him, he chomps back. Chainsaw, chainsaw. 799 01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:43,378 Look, you're gonna need a better plan than to have me as your spokesperson. 800 01:07:43,478 --> 01:07:46,297 Seriously, what's going on, Reynolds? 801 01:07:46,397 --> 01:07:49,117 - The storm's gone nuclear. - Nuclear? 802 01:07:49,217 --> 01:07:52,420 So there's a nuclear sharknado plowing through the United States right now? 803 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,023 With all this technology, you can't stop it? 804 01:07:56,286 --> 01:07:58,162 No. 805 01:07:59,493 --> 01:08:03,248 The nuclearnado has just taken a turn. It's coming this way. 806 01:08:03,348 --> 01:08:05,705 We have to change course. 807 01:08:06,801 --> 01:08:10,922 - Fin... I really need your help. - What about my family? 808 01:08:11,022 --> 01:08:14,061 They'll be safe as long as they're with me. 809 01:08:17,512 --> 01:08:22,586 - Grandpa, I want to go home. - Come here, kid. Come here. 810 01:08:32,624 --> 01:08:34,643 So what are you thinking? How we gonna stop this? 811 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:38,647 You have to create a coolant system that diffuses core radiation. 812 01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:42,050 The radiation is what's making it impossible for the pods to take it out. 813 01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:46,322 So we need to turn it back into a regular sharknado in order for your pods to work. 814 01:08:46,422 --> 01:08:48,957 But we don't have a body of water that's big enough. 815 01:08:49,057 --> 01:08:52,894 - And, dude, even if you did... - There's no way to get it into the storm. 816 01:08:52,994 --> 01:08:57,076 Yes, there is. We have to contact my father. 817 01:09:00,552 --> 01:09:04,389 It doesn't work like that. The quantum box doesn't attract water. 818 01:09:04,489 --> 01:09:07,426 It attracts a liquid metal, which is called ferrofluid. 819 01:09:07,526 --> 01:09:12,364 But good news, because ferrofluid is what is being released in the 'nadoes. 820 01:09:12,464 --> 01:09:15,267 It's what breaks them up and destroys them. 821 01:09:15,367 --> 01:09:18,503 We just need a body of water and a quantum box? 822 01:09:18,603 --> 01:09:22,381 Think of a quantum box as the engine, but it needs a battery to run it, 823 01:09:22,481 --> 01:09:24,475 but we got both. 824 01:09:24,575 --> 01:09:26,678 I know where we can find the water. 825 01:09:26,778 --> 01:09:29,748 - Tell your pilot to head north. - Why? 826 01:09:29,848 --> 01:09:32,353 We're going to Niagara Falls. 827 01:09:34,139 --> 01:09:37,274 Go get 'em! Yeah! 828 01:09:51,603 --> 01:09:55,947 I need a two-mile evac zone now. Give me that. 829 01:09:56,307 --> 01:09:58,709 I need an E.T.A. on the storm's arrival. 830 01:09:58,809 --> 01:10:01,636 North of Pittsburgh. It'll be here in 20 minutes. 831 01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:07,986 I removed one of the two engines from the Mech suit that Wilford built. 832 01:10:08,086 --> 01:10:09,855 Nice. 833 01:10:10,355 --> 01:10:13,596 - I can make this work. - Mr. Reynolds. 834 01:10:13,696 --> 01:10:16,461 - What is it, Shaelyn? - Niagara Falls International is closed. 835 01:10:16,561 --> 01:10:20,232 Fly as close as you can to the falls and hightail it out of there. 836 01:10:20,332 --> 01:10:23,904 Save yourself, and save them. 837 01:10:26,638 --> 01:10:30,008 - What are you doing? - I'm fixing what I started. 838 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:33,909 You're not the only one who can to pull crazy stunts, Fin. 839 01:10:40,718 --> 01:10:44,055 Aston, don't. One man can't do this. 840 01:10:44,155 --> 01:10:47,492 One man has, and that's you... 841 01:10:47,692 --> 01:10:51,362 but there's another man, and that's me. 842 01:10:51,462 --> 01:10:56,134 And he wears a squirrel suit, and I make this look good. 843 01:10:56,234 --> 01:10:58,637 Aston, it's a suicide mission. 844 01:10:58,737 --> 01:11:00,939 Look, Fin, I can't get you into this. 845 01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:03,844 All right, you finally got your family back. 846 01:11:03,944 --> 01:11:05,977 You do that. 847 01:11:06,077 --> 01:11:07,913 I... 848 01:11:09,213 --> 01:11:11,283 I do this. 849 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,805 Buckaroo Banzai! 850 01:11:25,046 --> 01:11:27,282 He's coming in! He's coming in! 851 01:11:27,382 --> 01:11:29,987 Keep all eyes on him. 852 01:11:32,987 --> 01:11:35,757 - What's he gonna do? - He's winging it, 853 01:11:35,857 --> 01:11:37,859 but I think he's gonna get himself killed. 854 01:11:37,959 --> 01:11:41,095 Now you know how I feel every time you do something stupid. 855 01:11:41,195 --> 01:11:44,766 - Bombs in a tornado? - It worked, didn't it? 856 01:11:44,866 --> 01:11:47,274 - Yeah. - Maybe this will, too. 857 01:11:49,324 --> 01:11:51,575 Booyah, baby! 858 01:11:52,807 --> 01:11:56,708 All you have to do is turn the quantum box on close enough to the falls, 859 01:11:56,808 --> 01:11:59,898 and the water should flow straight into the nukenado. 860 01:11:59,998 --> 01:12:00,996 He's locked in? 861 01:12:01,096 --> 01:12:04,753 Yeah, I'm here. I'm about to activate the quantum box. 862 01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:06,760 All right. I'm going back to base. 863 01:12:13,327 --> 01:12:17,252 Detonating in 5, 4... 864 01:12:18,032 --> 01:12:21,016 3, 2, 1. 865 01:12:29,210 --> 01:12:31,022 It's not working. 866 01:12:31,122 --> 01:12:34,818 It's not enough energy. I think we're gonna need two of these things. 867 01:12:43,224 --> 01:12:47,929 - Did he get the box turned on? - He did, but it wasn't powerful enough. 868 01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:50,334 He didn't survive. 869 01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:55,370 - Wait. There's another quantum box. - Where? 870 01:12:55,470 --> 01:12:58,606 We still have the other engine in the Mech suit. 871 01:12:58,706 --> 01:13:02,112 - Head back to Niagara Falls. - Okay. 872 01:13:02,577 --> 01:13:06,061 - What do you want to do? - It's up to us now. 873 01:13:06,731 --> 01:13:09,951 - I'm in. - Let's do this. 874 01:13:10,051 --> 01:13:12,610 - I'm born ready. - Where's my chainsaw? 875 01:13:14,122 --> 01:13:16,408 Family rules. 876 01:13:16,508 --> 01:13:19,933 Hey, hey, come on. We're about to land. Come on. Here we go. 877 01:13:43,918 --> 01:13:45,620 - Are you in charge here? - Gena Koenig, 878 01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:48,290 manager of the New York Department of Astro-X. 879 01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:52,364 - Most of the area has been evacuated. - How soon before the next 'nado gets here? 880 01:13:52,464 --> 01:13:54,796 - Five minutes tops. - All right, five minutes. 881 01:13:54,896 --> 01:13:58,066 We're gonna have to move fast. I'm gonna need some help unpacking the hyperjet. 882 01:13:58,166 --> 01:13:59,534 - Can you help me? - Absolutely. 883 01:13:59,634 --> 01:14:01,302 All right. Let's do this. 884 01:14:01,402 --> 01:14:04,206 The nuclearnado is headed to Buffalo, New York, right now, 885 01:14:04,306 --> 01:14:08,775 where Astro-X informs us they're attempting to use their technology 886 01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:11,046 to reverse Niagara Falls. 887 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:15,417 Well, the only way to stop a nuclear meltdown is to cool it down, 888 01:14:15,517 --> 01:14:18,487 so by doing this, it will neutralize the elements 889 01:14:18,587 --> 01:14:22,140 and allow the Astro-X weather stabilization system 890 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:25,076 to stop the sharknado once and for all. 891 01:14:25,176 --> 01:14:27,462 Now, our sources tell us that Aston Reynolds, 892 01:14:27,562 --> 01:14:30,165 the founder of Astro-X, is currently missing, 893 01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:34,436 but there are sightings at the falls of none other than Fin Shepard, 894 01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:36,938 stepping in to aid in this fight. 895 01:14:37,038 --> 01:14:38,807 And if we've learned one thing, 896 01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:42,977 if one man can embrace the 'nado and save the day... 897 01:14:43,077 --> 01:14:44,889 it's Fin Shepard. 898 01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:50,819 Does this take quarters or tokens? 899 01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:54,630 Not funny. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. 900 01:14:54,730 --> 01:14:57,392 I wanna go down and finish what Aston Reynolds started. 901 01:14:57,492 --> 01:14:59,444 - Dad... - End of story! 902 01:14:59,544 --> 01:15:03,700 - I know how this thing works. - It's gonna be okay. 903 01:15:06,267 --> 01:15:07,702 - You good? - Good to go. 904 01:15:07,802 --> 01:15:10,973 There's no plan B, Colonel. If you go in the water, we can't get you out. 905 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:15,126 - Yeah, I heard that. - There's no lifeguards on duty today, sir. 906 01:15:15,226 --> 01:15:18,897 - Yeah, why is that always the case? - Bad pay, sir. 907 01:15:18,997 --> 01:15:20,115 Copy that. 908 01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:23,535 I love being on the beach, but my parents wanted me to get a Ph.D. 909 01:15:23,635 --> 01:15:26,137 instead of running around in a bathing suit all day. 910 01:15:26,337 --> 01:15:29,510 - You, too? - Oh, too bad. 911 01:15:37,031 --> 01:15:40,071 All right, everyone, get back to work! 912 01:15:40,171 --> 01:15:42,387 Here's the plan. I'm gonna help Dad get suited up. 913 01:15:42,487 --> 01:15:44,922 Matt, I need you to make sure everyone gets to the storm shelter. 914 01:15:45,022 --> 01:15:47,826 I know you can help. You'll help me best by getting everyone to the shelter. 915 01:15:47,926 --> 01:15:50,662 - We're not leaving you here. - Gemini, please, just listen to me. 916 01:15:50,762 --> 01:15:53,798 - Get everyone to the storm shelter. - Dad, no, we can handle it ourselves. 917 01:15:53,898 --> 01:15:56,400 - Claudia, I know you can. - Dad, I want to go with you! 918 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:59,405 Hey, it's gonna be all right. I need you here when I get back, okay? 919 01:15:59,505 --> 01:16:02,076 Remember, you're a Shepard. 920 01:16:03,408 --> 01:16:05,713 I'm staying with you. 921 01:16:06,377 --> 01:16:08,346 Let's go kill some sharks. 922 01:16:08,446 --> 01:16:11,718 All right, guys, come with me now. Hurry. 923 01:16:17,355 --> 01:16:20,227 Okay, sir, you're all hooked up. 924 01:16:21,159 --> 01:16:23,925 - All right, good luck. - Piece of cake. 925 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:30,971 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 926 01:16:33,269 --> 01:16:35,475 The Mech suit. 927 01:17:11,074 --> 01:17:13,947 Go out this way! Back! Come on. 928 01:17:26,524 --> 01:17:28,728 Time to fly. 929 01:17:32,363 --> 01:17:34,839 - Claudia! - Claudia! 930 01:17:38,436 --> 01:17:40,240 Fin. 931 01:17:42,557 --> 01:17:44,326 Oh, yeah. 932 01:17:45,577 --> 01:17:49,147 We gotta put a stop to this! I need your help to get through the storm wall. 933 01:17:49,247 --> 01:17:51,382 It's the only way I can get to the quantum box. 934 01:17:51,482 --> 01:17:54,385 - We're gonna do this together. - Together? 935 01:17:54,485 --> 01:17:57,205 I love you, Fin Shepard, you crazy bastard. 936 01:18:01,492 --> 01:18:03,356 Damn. 937 01:18:07,965 --> 01:18:11,626 Dad! Dad! Claudia got eaten by a shark! 938 01:18:13,338 --> 01:18:15,026 - Dad! - Gil! 939 01:18:16,506 --> 01:18:20,554 - The storm is too strong. - The barrel! He'll be safe in there. 940 01:18:21,079 --> 01:18:23,064 Let's go! 941 01:18:25,983 --> 01:18:28,253 - Get down! - Stay down. 942 01:18:28,353 --> 01:18:29,881 Stay down. 943 01:18:33,091 --> 01:18:36,728 I see the quantum box! I can't get through to it! 944 01:18:36,828 --> 01:18:39,185 Let me make a hole for you. 945 01:18:41,332 --> 01:18:44,362 Good! Good! I'll get it! 946 01:18:48,606 --> 01:18:50,444 Matt! 947 01:19:50,398 --> 01:19:54,439 Astro-X, it's turning into a regular sharknado. Do you read me? 948 01:19:54,539 --> 01:19:58,432 - We read you, Fin Shepard. - Release the AstroPods. 949 01:20:02,046 --> 01:20:03,765 Gil! 950 01:20:06,005 --> 01:20:07,769 Gil! 951 01:20:08,753 --> 01:20:12,807 Close your eyes. Count to nine. When you open, the storm has died. 952 01:20:12,907 --> 01:20:15,212 We're ready to launch. 953 01:20:18,329 --> 01:20:20,600 In 5... 954 01:20:21,949 --> 01:20:23,820 4... 955 01:20:27,284 --> 01:20:29,175 1. 956 01:20:39,300 --> 01:20:40,802 Help! 957 01:20:41,102 --> 01:20:43,704 Little Gil's in there. I gotta go after him. 958 01:20:43,804 --> 01:20:46,541 - No, you can't. Your suit is broken. - Help! 959 01:20:46,641 --> 01:20:48,910 I'll go. You stay here. 960 01:20:49,110 --> 01:20:50,914 Help! 961 01:20:57,051 --> 01:21:01,312 Hold on!! Mommy's coming. I'm coming, baby! Hold on! I'm coming! 962 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:07,046 - Dad! Mom! - Hold on! I got you! 963 01:21:09,063 --> 01:21:12,522 - I got you! Hold on, baby! - Mom! 964 01:21:17,838 --> 01:21:20,677 - Come on! I got you. - Mommy! 965 01:21:22,417 --> 01:21:25,311 Don't worry! Hang on! 966 01:21:43,121 --> 01:21:45,585 Help! Help! 967 01:21:45,685 --> 01:21:49,423 Daddy! Daddy, I'll save you! 968 01:21:53,387 --> 01:21:55,920 I'm a Shepard. 969 01:22:22,716 --> 01:22:25,575 Hey! I got you! 970 01:22:30,257 --> 01:22:32,953 Dad is still in the shark! 971 01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:35,548 I got something. 972 01:22:41,469 --> 01:22:43,273 Matt! 973 01:22:44,271 --> 01:22:46,095 Matt! 974 01:22:52,479 --> 01:22:53,883 Help! 975 01:22:55,681 --> 01:22:59,215 - Matt, help me. Put it on the floor. - Go get him. 976 01:23:04,925 --> 01:23:06,763 Grandpa. 977 01:23:08,729 --> 01:23:10,964 Thanks, Gil. 978 01:23:11,064 --> 01:23:15,270 You okay? You okay? Where's Fin? Where's your father? 979 01:23:22,490 --> 01:23:24,362 Son? 980 01:23:37,979 --> 01:23:39,850 Gil! 981 01:23:41,599 --> 01:23:44,352 - Are you okay? You okay. - Yeah. 982 01:23:44,452 --> 01:23:46,721 All right, we got you, son. Okay, we got you. 983 01:23:46,821 --> 01:23:49,857 Okay, easy. Right here. Easy. Put him down. Put him down. Easy. Easy. 984 01:23:49,957 --> 01:23:53,094 Come on, now. Watch his head. Okay. 985 01:23:53,494 --> 01:23:55,100 He's not breathing. 986 01:23:56,130 --> 01:23:58,416 No pulse. Okay. I need someone to breathe. 987 01:23:58,516 --> 01:24:02,637 Okay, on five, you breathe. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe. 988 01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:06,207 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe. Come on, son. Come on. 989 01:24:06,307 --> 01:24:09,444 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, God. 990 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:13,548 No pulse. Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Breathe. 991 01:24:13,648 --> 01:24:17,327 Okay, hang on. No pulse. We need a defibrillator. 992 01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:22,423 - I have an idea. Grab those sharks. - All right, all right. Hook it together. 993 01:24:22,523 --> 01:24:24,221 Let's go. 994 01:24:24,321 --> 01:24:26,432 We need a charge. We need a charge. Come on. 995 01:24:26,532 --> 01:24:30,019 - I got a spark. Clear. - Okay. Now hit him. Hit him. 996 01:24:30,865 --> 01:24:33,280 Okay, no pulse. No pulse. We gotta hit him again. 997 01:24:33,380 --> 01:24:35,151 Clear. 998 01:24:35,503 --> 01:24:39,040 Hang on. Hang on. No pulse. Okay. Get a charge again. 999 01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:41,359 - Get a charge. Okay. - Clear. 1000 01:24:41,459 --> 01:24:43,299 Hit him! 1001 01:24:44,879 --> 01:24:48,199 Yeah! Yeah, I got a pulse! We got a pulse. Hey. 1002 01:24:48,299 --> 01:24:51,152 It's okay. Hey, welcome back, son. 1003 01:24:51,252 --> 01:24:54,090 It's okay. It's okay, boy. 1004 01:25:14,557 --> 01:25:17,160 - I love you, Mommy. - I love you, too. 1005 01:25:17,260 --> 01:25:19,277 Oh, Gil. 1006 01:25:19,730 --> 01:25:22,667 - I love you, Daddy. - Oh, God. 1007 01:25:23,101 --> 01:25:24,737 - You know what, Dad? - What's that? 1008 01:25:24,837 --> 01:25:26,860 Sharks suck. 1009 01:34:58,273 --> 01:34:59,770 I don't think this is over yet. 1010 01:35:07,769 --> 01:35:09,608 Nova? 81411

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