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-And there it becomes quite simple,

since compromise F, which modifies paragraph 13,

consists of amendment 45 tabled by the EPP,

which you are now familiar with,

of amendment 67 by the Greens, to which is added

an amendment 13 from the Social Democrats.

You naturally keep in mind

that amendment 13 did not initially relate to paragraph 13.

-Yes Yes.

-Who are therefore all brought together in compromise F.

-But all these amendments, they are contradictory, right?

-Hm. -How do I do

to get everyone to agree on that, suddenly?

-I can't answer this question.

-Why ?

Eamon ?

-I'm trying to find the words that will allow you to understand me.

-Still...

-Do you see a sausage?

-Yeah...

-Well me,

humble administrator ...

I am the sausage maker.

And it's you, the elect,

who decides what you put in the sausage maker.

-And what are we supposed to put in ...

-I have no right to advise you on the sausage recipe,

it is up to your political adviser to direct you on this subject.

-Yes OK,

but Maurice hates me, so ...

-Political advisers are subject to the authority of their deputy.

-So Michael?

In other words, Michel, he can force Maurice to ...

-It is located on a rung

higher in the food chain of Parliament.

-Are you sure ?

Michel, he is ...

Have you ever met him?

Laws are the sausages,

it’s better not to be there

if they are made!

-What?

-This is a quote from Bismarck on politics ...

And the sausages.

-OK...

-Ho is!

-Alone?

-Bla bla bla !

-You had five minutes.

You have one left, okay?

-Okay. Uh ...

Look, I'm sorry. I thought about ...

-No ? -Not !

-It's Michel,

he is a little ...

-I don't have all day, me. OK ?

-I am really sorry

compared to what happened compared to our Swedish friend ...

-So you're going to stop abusing her.

And you're going to let us live our love. OK ?

-Uh ... Yes. OK.

-I fell in the middle of the asshole fair?

What is happening ? -Sorry, Maurice.

- Damn, he's in shape, the schleu!

Okay, do we agree?

If we agree, I'll take care of your damn compromise there.

Where are you with the amendment?

-I'm ... -Oh well done!

Paid to wank nothing, frankly!

Look at this ... -Mauritius ...

Maurice, we are called!

Is ...

-Tschuss ! -Yeah. Bye.

-Flipper, I still ...

OK...

OK it's fine ! -Hold on ! We're breaking there!

-Normally, they do not sell one with the hands on the mouth and another

with hands on ears? -Yes but...

They wanted to sell them mismatched to me, so that gives that ...

- Suddenly, you bought three times the same, what.

-Well yes, suddenly!

It does not bother me.

But tell me ...

Why Maurice doesn't want to help you, actually?

-But I do not know ! He got the flu for no reason, the guy!

-Ah OK. I see, yes ...

It was the same with my father ...

-Go! Shall we give it a try, Michel?

I'm going to do Maurice,

and you will do it yourself.

OK ?

-Well I would as much like to do Maurice! -But no,

because if you play Maurice ...

Who will play Michel?

It's ... -Yeah ...

Yeah, yeah ... -Yeah ?

-Yeah, okay. -OK.

So you come in there

and I welcome you.

-Okay. -It will be fine ?

-Yeah yeah. -OK.

Come on.

Yeah. -Okay.

So...

I enter. -What are you doing here ?

-Bah the door! -Oh yes okay. But...

-Ah! Maurice!

-Hello Michel.

-Things are going well ? -I'm fine and you ?

-How is Karina?

-Who is that ? -Bah your stepsister, Karina!

-No, we're not here to take news of the family.

You have to be firm! Okay ?

-Is that so ? -We get into the subject right away.

-Oh yes okay. -OK, we resume.

No, but start right here! -No I...

-Okay. It puts you in it? -Yeah, there you go.

So ... knock knock knock. -Yes, Michel?

Bah !

How do you know it's me? I'm behind the door there!

-No but...

-Yeah ! -Yeah.

You are right. We take back ?

-Okay. -Go.

And upset there!

-Ah yes ! -Go.

-Well angry. Okay. -OK.

-So ... knock knock knock.

-Yes ? Who is here ?

-Mauritius! -Well yes. Yes, Michel?

-I have more than enough, okay?

- What then? -About what ?

Your bullshit! I've had enough of your bullshit!

Shit ! -Yeah OK...

Maybe it's a little ... -You don't have the right to do that

to Samy! He did nothing to you, poor boy!

-I don't understand, Michel. -Do you not understand?

You don't understand?

And that ? That? Here it is! -No, Michel! No !

-You understand that? Do you understand? -Yeah, yeah, OK!

-But why did you do this to me, Dad?

Why ? What is François more than me?

What do I have to do, at the end?

-We are a little bit removed from the scenario, but that's good! We go...

-Anyway...

Whatever I do, it's never good enough.

Never a compliment, not a smile, not a kiss ...

What do I have to do, at the end? I do not remember...

-But no, Michel! It was good !

But you just have to stay a little focused on the amendment,

and then it will be fine!

-It is true ? You are happy ?

-Yeah! Yeah yeah !

-I wish I had a father like you, Samy.

-Yeah...

Come on, Michel!

And convincing! I count on you ! -Yes Yes.

-You take it well as it should! -Yes Yes.

-Closed ! Closed ! -Hm hm.

-Good then Maurice ... -Ah!

Michel !

You scared me ! -Oh, Sandrine!

But it's not Maurice's office here?

-Bah no, since now I'm the one here!

-Well Maurice, where is he? -Bah he's in his office, next door!

-You exchanged? -Yes.

-I didn't ... Okay!

-You want to see it, maybe?

-Uh ...

Yes, finally ... -Bah yes, anyway!

-Yes Yes !

-I call him ? -Yes !

-Here.

-No but if it is busy, I can come back later!

He mustn't bother!

-I will call him right away, it will be fine!

Come on!

-Yes, Maurice? Michel is in front of me.

Do you have time?

Very good !

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, there you go! He's waiting for you ! Let's go !

-Super !

-And shout less loud next time, please.

-Yes. Sorry.

I got carried away !

Bursts of laughter.

...

She's great !

Hey! Kiss you Karina, huh! -Oh, don't touch!

-Well, by the way!

Samy, there ... You know, my assistant? -Yeah.

-He would need a little support on a file, there ...

- (Finning! Finning!) -A compromise amendment, there ...

-Finning? -There you have it ! Exactly!

Would you mind giving him a hand?

-Uh ... No, of course ...

-So...

I didn't do exactly as we said ... -Yeah?

-But I think it's good. -OK !

Thank you, Michel!

Phone.

Hello? *-Yeah. Well done, the wasp!

* I'm not going to piss you off in the boots with the Spaniards tomorrow,

but this is your cunt amendment compromise ,

so you're the one running it, I'm not going to do the job for you!

-Yeah. * -Go, chao.

-Whore...

Message.

-Stockholm what?

Phone.

-So ... Do you have a compromise, Michel?

-Ah yes ! Wait...

Uh ...

So...

It happens, it happens, it happens!

Uh ...

I had it there!

I swear, huh!

It's annoying ! It is always...

-Hello,

excuse me for the delay.

Michel...

-Ah well ... there she is!

Here !

Dear colleagues...

It's probably true, sharks are not our friends.

You will never go swimming with them during your vacation

and no little girl will wear their silhouette as a medallion.

Sharks are neither tourist nor decorative ...

They are dissuasive.

They gauge us,

measure themselves against us, keep us at a distance ...

They are fierce predators.

But are we not ourselves,

we who play the comedy of innocence?

Maybe because they refuse to submit to domesticity

and to soften us ...

Perhaps for this reason,

specifically, do sharks require us to review

of our own humanity.

Anyone can take pity on a dog, a squirrel or a dolphin ...

For a shark, there is no question of pity ...

but decency ...

and with respect.

Dear colleagues...

Please...

Let's not confuse ...

kindness and kindness.

Sharks may be mean ...

But are they bad?

Thank you.

Applause.

-Good, I think we can vote?

-I would just like to point out, after these touching words,

that this compromise remains extremely harmful

for the economic activity of the areas concerned.

I think especially of our fishermen, these simple people ...

-As if he had something to do with simple people, the Francoist ...

-Besides, the technical distinctions are sorely lacking

in this compromise amendment, particularly between the dorsal fins,

pectoral and caudal,

And on the other hand,

non-endangered species, such as the tiger shark,

leopard shark and bordered shark.

Thank you.

-He copied it well, his Wikipedia!

Too bad, because it was well flared, your little lyrical thing.

-Are we able to put

the compromise to vote in committee meetings?

-You are really unlucky,

because the Castilian, he can't get away

the two Catalans ...

And for once they agree, it's against your project!

It's really bad luck !

-You have something

to add ?

-Uh .. No, no.

-Yes.

Uh ...

Yes, uh ...

Thank you, Mr. Sanchez. We understand

all of these concerns.

However, I think there are

some aspects of the problem that we haven't fully addressed,

in particular concerning the particular situation of fishermen in Spain.

So Mr. Specklin would like to suggest

an exception in compromise F taking into account the particular situation

...

Catalan fishermen.

-Those who think

that compromise F could be put to the vote

with this precision raise your hand.

Thank you so much.

-Thank you, but sorry, I think it's forbidden, actually!

In any case, I'm too happy, Mom! You know, finning ...

Yeah, the shark fin thing, well ...

What do you mean, "You don't care?"

But wait...

No, but the refugees, we also take care of it, Mom!

It's just that it's another commission!

But no, "commission" is not jargon, finally!

Wait, excuse me ... I'm pausing you for two seconds.

Yeah, kiss.

-Well done ! -Thank you.

I couldn't have done it without you, anyway.

-No, indeed.

In any case, you did remarkably well!

Better than I imagined ... -Thank you.

-According to your abilities.

-Yes, well ... Okay.

-Seriously, you fought!

It would have been easy for you to decide

to let things happen without you.

But you chose to elevate yourself to argue

your convictions.

-Thank you, Ingy.

-Ingeborg. -Ingeborg.

-Well. Now you have to unplug it.

-About what ? -The amendment.

It must be removed.

The amendment on finning.

- The one we just talked about, there? -Yes.

You have to kill him. But it was good work, really!

I'm proud of you.

-I can ask you why?

-Of course !

-Yes, I am here !

No mother ! I have...

I told you I will send her an email!

Oh, she has no mail ...

Can I call you back, please? Thank you.

-Hi ! -Cheers !

Samy?