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Previously on "P-Valley"...
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Montavious Hill?
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Oh, FEMA doesn't have anyone on record
with that name having been identified yet.
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Hands where I can see them.
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Hey, bitch!
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Bitch, what the hell?
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What'd I say?
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Hands where I can see 'em.
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There might be one small,
little, tiny problem
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with the owner of The Pynk.
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The owner may have found out
about the casino.
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I'm still paying off a debt
I took up on this place.
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Can you get me the down payment
by tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
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You made the withdrawal
from the church account yet?
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What you need it for?
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What your little ass gonna do with it?
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I'm sorry, baby, but another buyer's done
already swooped in and got it.
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Fuck you, bitch!
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Where's this bitch at?
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All right, now, which one of y'all heifers
gon' go on for Beyoncé?
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I'll do it.
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That's my song.
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That's my song!
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You know that shit about you, right?
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Miss M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I,
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crooked letter-crooked letter-I,
humpback-humpback-I!
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That's right!
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Miss Mississippi in a minute!
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Let's run that bop back
one more 'gain one time
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for the one-time rewind!
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She almost better than Mercedes.
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Ooh, Lordy, don't you
be blaspheming up in here.
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Over love.
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I usually choose the money over love
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Yeah, you can have it, I don't give a fuck
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Tonight she got me about to give it up
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- Every buck, all because
- All because.
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Which one of y'all the new divorcée?
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Right here, and I'm spending
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this whole divorce settlement
tonight, bitches!
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Hey!
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To new motherfucking beginnings!
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To new motherfucking beginnings!
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You are truly the most beautiful woman
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I ever seen.
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And you smell like a baby.
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He just left me!
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Well, he ain't deserve a generous
and genuine woman like you.
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You ain't have to drop half
your divorce settlement on me,
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and, like, yet you did.
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Somebody gonna snatch you up soon enough.
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No, they won't.
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I don't want to go back
to that big old empty house by myself.
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I don't want to go. I don't want to go!
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I don't want to go! I don't want to go!
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I don't want to go! I don't want to go!
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Hey, hey, God can't give you
your blessings
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if you up there holding a bag of shit.
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You gon' have to release that doo-doo
and take your blessings to go, boo.
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Now, that's something
we all can learn from.
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Gidget!
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If you don't get your ass
out of my face...
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I'm talking to the lady,
and you jokin' and shit, and...
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Girl...
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Let's get this bag.
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Over love
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I usually choose the money
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Over love, yeah
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Yeah, you can have it
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I don't give a fuck
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She got me about to give it up
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Hey.
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All done. All done.
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I told Uncle Clifford this shit
wasn't long for the world.
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Pynk being 'closed on? For real?
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How long you done know about this, man?
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Well, look who laughing at a funeral.
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Oh, well, this sad and all, but look.
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Somebody done posted a video
of me from last night.
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This shit done got, like, 10,386 views.
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How I'ma finish paying for nursing school?
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What I'm finna do, y'all?
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What we all gon' do?
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Over love!
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Yeah, you can... Over love...
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- Watch it!
- I usually choose the money over love.
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What y'all standing lollygagging for?
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Oh, Lord, don't tell me, Mercedes dead.
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She dead.
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Mercedes dead!
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Look.
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Foreclosure?
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14 days till auction?
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Last night, a local pastor was attacked
by an exotic dancer
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in front of the club...
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- Your account is frozen.
- What does that mean?
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That means that you're not allowed
to do any more transfers.
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What do you mean
I'm not allowed any more transfers?
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Apologies, Miss Savage,
but our records show
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that you've done over ten
in the past few days.
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Yeah, that's because
y'all allow unlimited transfers
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as long as the amount is under $9,000.
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- Well, things have changed.
- Why?
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The only reason we had
that policy in place
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was because we knew folks
was trying to get back on their feet
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after the flood.
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We wanted to help folks
wire money to their families,
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but as of today, it stops.
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So y'all just think, in two months,
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we can all just pull
our lives back together...
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Look, Miss Savage, it was a courtesy,
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which, quite frankly,
folks should be grateful for.
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Mm, seems like your family
has been very, very generous.
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But as of today, the policy is changed.
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- Look, is there anything...
- What the hell?
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Lord, have mercy!
Oh, Jesus, take the wheel!
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Her own bag, I don't need to save her
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Rolling in ass papers
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The stage and naughty by nature
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I need me a bitch that's doin' it major
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I'm just saying, y'all done had me
sitting up here all night,
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and I still ain't got my phone call yet.
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Pay phone broke.
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I need to call my lawyers,
Bufford and Bienvenue.
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Yeah, you and every other
nigga up in here.
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Yeah, you can have it
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I don't give a fuck
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Who sing that song?
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Lil Murda.
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- Lil Murda?
- Well, keep it that way.
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Look, I can't be hemmed up in the 201
over the whole weekend, now.
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Well, you should've been thinking
about that
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before you beat
your mama's ass last night.
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You don't know Patrice Woodbine.
She stole from me.
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Pluckin' and finessin'
must run in the family
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since I have yet to get
my wallet returned back to me.
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Jesse?
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Oh, hell!
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Over love
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I usually choose the money over love
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Yeah, you can have it
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I don't give a fuck
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Tonight she got me about to give it up
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All because...
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Show me that ass! Yeah! Come on!
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Jesse!
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- Talking shit.
- Jesse!
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Jesse!
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Jesse, will you please honor my request
to be moved to the ladies' cell?
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- It's not my call. God's call.
- Come on, man.
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I would let you ring Him up,
but the pay phone's broke.
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Hey, let me peep that.
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Oh, my God, what the fuck?
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Y'all put that phone up
and get back to work.
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Get this heifer off of me!
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Good Lord, maybe I am
better off over here.
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You fucking bitch!
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You want to add murder in the first
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to assault, disorderly behavior,
and resisting arrest?
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That officer ran into my fist.
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Just like your mama did, huh?
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Your mama?
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Wait, this her mama?
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I don't care what she do.
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You don't raise a hand to your mama.
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Yeah, I'd split these two up, but we got
a sewage backup in number three,
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and number four won't lock,
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so y'all gon' have to go along
to get along, you hear me?
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You stay over there in that corner,
and you stay over there, huh?
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You make sure these heifers don't cross
this 50-yard line, you hear?
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These folks like
two tornadoes in the alley,
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and you want us to stay in here with them?
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Well, you want to go over there
and join Nineveh, huh?
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I ain't think so.
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Now, I hear one more peep out of y'all,
and I'm stacking up everybody's charges!
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I didn't do shit!
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Can he do that?
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Jesse can do anything he wanna.
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Round here, he's the boss.
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Children nowadays...
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ain't got no respect for they elders.
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Ain't that a shame?
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Yeah, it's all right, baby.
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It's all right.
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You say what, now?
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My wife went missing
the day Hurricane Drake hit.
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Afterwards, I couldn't get
the Houston police to do anything, so...
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Well, I can only imagine
how overwhelmed they was.
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So she been missing for two months now?
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Yeah. Ever since the flood.
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Well, son, Chucalissa's
two worlds away from Houston.
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Guess that's how far hope's carried me.
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I visited
every town along the river,
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thinking maybe, maybe...
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I lost so much, sir. I lost everything.
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Well, look...
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I'll tell you what.
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If you have a picture you can email us,
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I'll get my deputies to put up some flyers
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around town quick-fast, all right?
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Thank you kindly, sir.
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Now, hold on. I can't read that.
What is it?
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Who should I ask for if I get word back?
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Montavious.
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Montavious Hill.
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Sheriff Bailey,
I tried to hem him up at the gate.
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How can I help you, Clifford?
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"If the owner does not vacate
the said premises
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in 14 days by date of auction,
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the Sheriff's Office of Nonconnah County
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will evict said owner from the property"?
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Now, don't do that with your nails.
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All right, come on. Alex, let her back.
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The devil stay busy, don't he?
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It wasn't me that rode down there
and put that on your door.
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That was one of my deputies.
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I was busy cleaning up
your right-awful mess.
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A mess made by me? Pray, do tell.
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I had to pull over a lady so lit,
I thought she was a fuckin' firecracker.
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Thank God I seen her when I did.
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Don't know how many folks
she would've killed last night
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swerving backward down Main Street
like she on 40 going north.
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Look, now, me and you...
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I thought we had come
to an understanding.
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I pay you, don't I?
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That you do, but you can't let folks
get so lubricated,
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they start acting a damn fool.
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You'd best tell Yoli to stop being
so damn heavy-handed.
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No...
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This little arrangement
between us gon' soon come to an end,
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you keep pushing past the limit.
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You'd really forgo our little arrangement?
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Look, I don't really like
Ruffin's new law.
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Okay.
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Look, I don't mind letting folks get
a little liquored.
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All laws ain't right,
but some rights is wrong.
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Run that back, Emmitt Smith.
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Well, all I'm saying is,
even if you had the right
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to put tequila with your titties,
think about what the Bible say.
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Oh, child.
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Now, you lucky a foreclosure notice
all you got last night.
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Why so short? 14 days?
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Well, you best talk to your boy Ruffin.
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- My boy?
- Yeah.
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Hey.
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Welcome to Bailey's Plantation, y'all.
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Y'all folks so goddamn sensitive.
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That ain't what I meant.
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Ruffin seem like he your boy.
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He got you doing his dirty work.
253
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,114
Look, the mayor's office
can expedite a foreclosure
254
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,451
in the case of properties
that they consider a community blight.
255
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,452
Community blight?
256
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,654
Do you know how many hoes
I done put through school?
257
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,324
Well, that little community service
you done provided over the years
258
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:01,628
just ain't gonna override all
the code violations you done racked up.
259
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,364
Mayor Ruffin say The Pynk's gots to go.
260
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,233
Is this shit even legal?
261
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,369
Well, this Mississippi.
It legal enough.
262
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,072
Now, if you don't mind, I got shit to do.
263
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:15,342
The jail's so full,
the bars about to bend to breaking.
264
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:20,213
Hell, even one of your dancers
got all lost up in the sauce last night.
265
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,015
One of my girls?
266
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:24,351
Yeah, Lexus or something.
267
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,418
- Mercedes?
- Yeah.
268
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:26,453
Wait, she up in here?
269
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,455
Yeah, she up in here. So's her mama.
270
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,524
Cutting up outside the Kroger
like it was a damn barbershop.
271
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,126
Let me see her. Let me see her.
272
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,495
No, you will see her when she posts bail.
273
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,699
Sheriff Bailey, that girl is
like a daughter my ass can't ever have.
274
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,069
You let me see Mercedes.
275
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,078
I needs my phone call.
276
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,047
- Excuse me, I needs...
- What up, baby?
277
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,349
Hey, hey, baby, look over here.
Look over here.
278
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,785
You see that? You see that right there?
279
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,720
You like that?
280
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,427
Come on, step to the right
and let me get a good look at you.
281
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,430
Hey, told you I ain't have no dick.
282
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,465
Hey, boy. Cut that shit out!
283
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,136
I wonder if I put a quarter in her mouth,
would she sing some Aretha?
284
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,371
You gon' have to put more
than a quarter in this mouth,
285
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,206
you want some Aretha.
286
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,344
You don't know what you mean
287
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,045
Glad you know what it's worth.
288
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,082
This ain't the club.
289
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,520
Are you Mercedes?
290
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,588
Did I die and go to Heaven?
291
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,591
- No, bitch, this hell.
- Mercedes!
292
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:43,563
I came all the way down from Tchulahoma
to see your last dance.
293
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:48,435
I heard about it, and I knew that's
what I wanted to do for my divorce party,
294
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,571
but they had some other girl
go on for you instead.
295
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,606
Somebody danced in my place?
296
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:58,111
Yeah, they called her
M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I...
297
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,313
Hold it down. You have two minutes.
298
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,249
Hey, girl, hey!
299
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,385
- Hey--
- Uncle Clifford!
300
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,455
You let Keyshawn go on for me?
301
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,690
Mercedes, what the hell
was I supposed to do, huh?
302
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,125
Let the niggas tear the club up?
303
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,593
I mean, I like it when folks get crunk,
304
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,429
but Lord knows I needs me
a building standin'.
305
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,166
Well, how'd she do?
306
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,334
Girl, she...
307
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,770
She was all right.
308
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,210
I need you to get me out of here.
309
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,512
Oh, baby girl, come on.
310
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,646
Hey.
311
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,183
I'ma put some stacks on your bail.
312
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,221
Yep, foreclosure be damned.
313
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,289
Hold up. Foreclosure?
314
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,892
The Pynk about to be auctioned?
315
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,527
Woke up this mornin'...
316
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,230
...to this sign.
317
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,831
That's the only reason I'm down here.
318
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,301
Then I found out about you
and old BA-trice.
319
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,403
I bet you better keep my name
out your mouth.
320
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,639
Don't you come
unless I send for you, girl.
321
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,477
God, a funny-ass bitch, but damn.
322
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,179
Sheriff Bailey know he need
to be ashamed of hisself,
323
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,780
keeping both of y'all in the same cage.
324
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,719
Let me pull my little pennies
together from my pocketbook...
325
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,854
- Keep it.
- 'Cedes, we made some stacks.
326
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:17,290
Keep it. Don't you owe 55K?
327
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,362
You need to put every penny
you got down on The Pynk.
328
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,598
Clifford, time's up.
329
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,471
Let me go see if I can get
this runaway train turned round.
330
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,775
Hey, come on. Stay strong.
331
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,877
Stay strong.
332
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,415
Yeah.
333
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,554
And don't beat her ass again.
334
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,390
You leave that to me.
335
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,725
Well, ain't that nice?
A visit from your pimp.
336
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,527
I got your pimp.
337
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,898
- What?
- My pimp?
338
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,200
You should be the one to talk.
339
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,603
That woman done done more
for me in the last seven years
340
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,505
than you done done in a whole lifetime.
341
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,774
So that thing been
a better mother to you than me?
342
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,775
Damn right!
343
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,378
At least she ain't steal all my shit
and make herself a goddamn church!
344
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,249
You want to talk about pimps?
345
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,917
You need to be talking
about your damn self.
346
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,488
I was just three and already had
a gas bill and Dillard's card.
347
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,257
My mama did that to me, too.
348
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,593
They say Jesus come like
a thief in the night?
349
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,730
Well, they ain't met them
no Patrice Woodbine.
350
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,633
God forgave me for that.
351
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,303
You gon' have to forgive me
for that, too.
352
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,439
It looks like y'all in luck.
353
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,474
Pay phone's back in business.
354
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,476
Now, who got some family
they want to call?
355
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,347
Gidget?
356
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,950
- Gidget!
- Almost done, Ma.
357
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,359
Unknown Caller
358
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:38,064
- We have a collect call from the...
- Chucalissa jail facility.
359
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,399
- From...
- Bitch, come on.
360
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,534
You know your number the only number
I got memorized.
361
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,603
To accept charges, press one.
362
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,042
Now, why in the world would you get
to scrapping with your mama
363
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,910
on the night of your last dance?
364
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,712
Wait, how the hell you know?
365
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,714
Playing it on the news all morning.
366
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,916
They had to blur out certain parts.
367
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,851
Gidget, where's my motherfucking smoothie?
368
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,486
Ma, give me a motherfucking minute.
369
00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,589
- How Deanna doing?
- What you want, Mercedes?
370
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,091
I ain't gonna make it through the weekend.
371
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,627
These folks done hemmed me up
in a cage with Patrice.
372
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,961
I'ma need you to bail me out.
373
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,697
- With what?
- A shovel.
374
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,831
What the fuck you think?
375
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,700
Well, ain't you been the one
stacking your paper.
376
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,635
Should be able to bail your own self out.
377
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,036
She took it all, Gidget.
378
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,874
All the money I had stashed up
in the church building fund...
379
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,745
...she used it for her own fucking church.
380
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,747
And the killing part about it,
381
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,417
...she took the space
that was gon' be mine.
382
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,053
- This collect call from the...
- Chucalissa jail facility...
383
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:37,623
Will disconnect in 15 seconds.
384
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:41,427
- How much you need?
- Processing said 2K.
385
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,629
- Shit, 'Cedes.
- Can you get it, Gidge?
386
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,031
That's gon' be like
getting blood from a turnip.
387
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,666
I'll take whatever, even a turnip.
388
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,701
Five seconds.
389
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,503
Well, let me see what I can do.
390
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,438
Gidget, girl, I...
391
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:56,776
...love you.
392
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:29,976
Here.
393
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,112
No, I'm good.
394
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,481
Take it.
395
00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,151
That cage is cold.
396
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:46,793
Mississippi don't need no nother church.
It need another gun range.
397
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,195
See, if it had been one round
the corner from my house,
398
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,931
I wouldn't have shot
my husband in his ass.
399
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,734
But see, there, that's what he get.
400
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,204
And next time, it won't be no BB gun,
401
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,074
'cause it's illegal to shoot a BB gun
in the city limits of Chucalissa.
402
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,610
And shoot heroin, too, apparently.
403
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,712
Jesse done gave her a gift.
404
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,714
Must be nice to have a booty like that.
405
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:12,018
No, it bring burdens too.
406
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,199
You really is trying it.
407
00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:29,235
There come a time when you must humble
yourself before the eyes of the Lord,
408
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,172
unload your trespasses and forgive...
409
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,975
...those who trespass against you.
410
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:39,045
Bitch, do you know how far
your little stunt done set me behind?
411
00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,815
If you invest in the Lord, blessings
will rain down upon you, Mercedes.
412
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:47,186
Well, while I was investin',
you was busy finessin'.
413
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,722
You probably been planning to take my shit
414
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:52,091
ever since you first started
holding it for me.
415
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,626
Oh, Mercedes,
416
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,529
you know, when God send
His finger down from Heaven
417
00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:59,899
to tap you on the shoulder
and say, "You it"...
418
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:03,903
...twice I done felt the slap
of a angel wing 'cross my face,
419
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:07,740
and twice I done had to pull
a feather out my own eye.
420
00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:09,141
Just what the hell you yapping 'bout?
421
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,811
I been called, Mercedes,
422
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:15,815
called to do what them niggas
over at Delta Valley Missionary Baptist
423
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,884
won't let me do...
424
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,018
preach.
425
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:21,754
And what about what I been called to do?
426
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:24,557
Unless you teaching these little heifers
how to twerk for Jesus,
427
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,025
I don't see the purpose.
428
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:30,029
What if I told you it was the only way
I could get Terricka back?
429
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,764
What would you say then?
430
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:37,169
You need to leave Terricka
431
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:40,907
right where she at, with 'Chelle.
432
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,209
The judge say I got a better chance
of getting custody
433
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,711
if I can prove I got a steady job,
that I'm a fit mother.
434
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,314
And you think that judge
gon' snatch Terricka
435
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,182
up out that big, pretty house
and let her come live
436
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,184
with you on the corner of Thugs and Thots?
437
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,319
I thinks not.
438
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,188
Terricka's my daughter.
439
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,257
No, baby, she 'Chelle's.
440
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,862
Bless a woman twofold
who took on the responsibility
441
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:06,232
of raising another woman's child.
442
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,134
Must have been hard lookin' in the face
443
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,270
of that man's infidelity every day.
444
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:16,008
But that's what make a woman godly.
445
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,979
She know how to forgive.
446
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,015
You could learn something from her.
447
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,053
'Chelle's not her mama.
448
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,154
I am.
449
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:33,259
Are you really ready
for that responsibility,
450
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,294
the sacrifice?
451
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:42,168
Well, if given the chance
to raise my daughter myself...
452
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:46,339
...I'd never be a mama like you.
453
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:36,222
Gidge, look.
454
00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:41,027
My views done went up, like, 272,683.
455
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,361
Let me see that shit.
456
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,764
I just cannot believe...
457
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,365
Your vajayjay done went viral, girl.
458
00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:48,701
This ain't porn, Jupiter.
It's, like, clatchy.
459
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,002
Look, y'all should have stayed at home
460
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:51,737
if you wanted to go on a date
with your fuckin' phones.
461
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:52,772
Us stay at home?
462
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:55,074
And where else you gon' find 2K
for the bill?
463
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,212
Who the hell invited her?
464
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,281
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
465
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,251
Got the lowdown on Miss Mercedes Woodbine.
466
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,853
First thing there's gonna be the 2K.
467
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,388
Yep, we got that. Pony up, bitches.
468
00:28:09,422 --> 00:28:11,957
Hold your horses, now.
That's just the base.
469
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:14,193
Now, there are
some outstanding parking tickets
470
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,695
for Mercedes Woodbine in our system.
471
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:19,331
That on top of several moving violations
472
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,301
that have rolled
into several pending warrants,
473
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,904
top that off with the new processing fees,
474
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,006
the excise tax on top of that,
475
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:28,874
the total total totals
476
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:33,412
$5,358.34
477
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:34,713
Oh, hell no.
478
00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,115
This must be some sort of mistake.
479
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,050
Mercedes said they told her it was 2K.
480
00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:41,420
That must have been before processing,
but now that's what's in the system.
481
00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:44,223
- You sure?
- I'm as sure as sure can be.
482
00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:46,492
Sure as them legs is pretty.
483
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,794
Look, we're just trying to get
our girlfriend out of jail.
484
00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:50,930
Well, I'm trying to get her out, too.
485
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:54,400
Wonder if she is as fine as all y'all.
486
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,869
- Hey, y'all, let's go.
- It's fucking men like you
487
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,471
that make hell so full.
488
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,406
I'm just trying to give
you bitches a compliment.
489
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,941
- What, bitch?
- We don't need nothing from you!
490
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:04,477
I know you need to get
out of my motherfucking office
491
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:07,313
if you ain't got the money
to pay the fucking bail.
492
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,049
Seem like the only way you heifers
are gon' get her out
493
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,018
is if you put your house down
as collateral
494
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:16,122
or your pussy.
495
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:17,156
Pussy?
496
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,528
- You know what?
- Fuck you!
497
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,163
Bitch. Bitch.
498
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,000
So now what we gonna do?
499
00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,835
We ain't got it!
500
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,403
Man, it about to be
the first of the month.
501
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,038
We got bills on top of bills.
502
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,007
And with The Pynk 'bout to close,
503
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,043
I don't think not na'an one of us
got nothing extra to spare.
504
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:39,445
- What you said.
- Right?
505
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,413
- Well, y'all...
- No.
506
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,282
- Guys...
- No.
507
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,552
Well, Mercedes would never do that to you.
508
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,954
To any of us.
509
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:51,991
Maybe, maybe not,
510
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:55,895
but that tab she got
with Chucalissa on her, not us.
511
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,364
Come on, Valerie.
512
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,468
Bye, y'all.
513
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,006
They right.
514
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,974
I'm sorry, Gidge.
515
00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,209
We tried.
516
00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,580
Wait up, y'all!
517
00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,403
Would she really have done it for them?
518
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:40,406
Hell, no.
519
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:49,448
Her mama took all her stacks.
520
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,419
What would you do if somebody
took all your money?
521
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:56,922
Kill 'em.
522
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,436
God's a bitch.
523
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,106
And She got jokes tonight.
524
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:20,446
He said, "I'll make you a fisher of men."
525
00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:24,883
This girl up here trying
to move on with her life
526
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,986
and do right by her child,
527
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,021
and you up here messing her up.
528
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,124
Yeah, I mean, is you
any damn good at preachin'?
529
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:35,527
Nah, she just a pimp
tryin' to be a pastor.
530
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,230
- Oh, damn.
- Child.
531
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,136
My daughter's right, though.
532
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,674
Wouldn't know it to look at me
now and figure that
533
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,309
that's where I started...
534
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,279
...where I began...
535
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,148
...in the muck...
536
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,051
...in the valley,
537
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,154
but won't God do it?
538
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:06,625
I tell you, gals, you can rise
539
00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:08,627
up out of it.
540
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:10,696
Yes, you can.
541
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:15,467
We're just lilies
542
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,636
In the valley
543
00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:22,408
Bright as the mornin' star
544
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,311
What?
545
00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,347
Oh, lily
546
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,349
In the valley
547
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:34,219
Bright as the mornin' star
548
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:38,190
Oh, lily
549
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,226
In the valley
550
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:45,497
Bright as the mornin' star
551
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,966
- Amen
- Amen
552
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,369
- Amen
- Amen, hey
553
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:53,172
Amen
554
00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:56,508
Oh, we're just lilies
555
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:59,011
- In the valley
- Oh, yeah.
556
00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:01,680
Bright as the mornin' star
557
00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:04,616
Oh, lily
558
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,319
In the valley
559
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,655
Bright as the mornin' star
560
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,192
Oh, lily
561
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:15,661
In the valley
562
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:19,064
Bright as the mornin' star
563
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:23,736
- Amen, amen
- Hey, hey, hey
564
00:33:23,769 --> 00:33:27,072
Amen
565
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,241
Who ready to be saved tonight?
566
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,012
When you been filled with the Holy Spirit,
567
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:38,217
it feel like the best orgasm in the world,
568
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:43,188
joy like no man or vibrator can give.
569
00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:44,089
All right.
570
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,258
You talk about how I was a pimp,
571
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:48,193
but I started lower than that,
572
00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:51,163
on my knees.
573
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,164
Oh, yeah.
574
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:56,034
And God knows
I weren't down there to pray.
575
00:33:56,068 --> 00:34:00,706
I got on my knees so you wouldn't have to.
576
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,742
So don't think you gon'
sit up there and judge me.
577
00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,444
Amen!
578
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:09,081
I've been made to feel so low,
lookin' up...
579
00:34:09,114 --> 00:34:10,549
it feel like lookin' down.
580
00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:13,352
- Oh, yeah!
- But God ain't judge me.
581
00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,255
He forgives.
582
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,091
- He forgives us all!
- Hallelujah!
583
00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:22,728
What done brought you to the valley today?
584
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:25,130
What you in here for?
585
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,433
You ain't 'posed to ask somebody in jail
what they in there for.
586
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:31,103
Child, this ain't jail.
This God's house now!
587
00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:33,405
What about you? What you in here for?
588
00:34:33,439 --> 00:34:36,675
I had an ounce of weed on me,
and I had to put it in my baby's diaper.
589
00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,779
- And you?
- I slit somebody neck.
590
00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:44,383
I got a DUI.
591
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,718
- Oh, that ain't so bad.
- After I cheated on my husband
592
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,188
with his...
593
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,389
with his mama.
594
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,790
What the fuck?
595
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,525
"Judge not, ye shall not be judged."
596
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:56,328
- Forgive me, Lord.
- Although she need to be judged.
597
00:34:57,496 --> 00:35:01,233
All sins can be forgiven,
all scars healed,
598
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,670
all bridges mended, every soul saved
599
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:09,675
'cause my God is a God of second chances.
600
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:11,810
See, there, 'Cedes?
601
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:14,146
This is God's plan.
602
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,815
You have to let Him use you.
603
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,184
Bow to His will.
604
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,321
Join hands with me
605
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:26,358
at the Breath of Life Full
Gospel Baptist Tabernacle.
606
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,863
Come, my daughters. Forgive me.
607
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,264
Forgive me, Lord.
608
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,700
No. No.
609
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,337
Forgive me.
610
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:54,753
Forgive me.
611
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,744
Mama...
612
00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,581
...you dead to me.
613
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,818
Mercedes Woodbine.
614
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,587
You made bail.
615
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,861
Where Gidget?
616
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,663
Keyshawn?
617
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:46,698
Get in.
618
00:38:39,384 --> 00:38:40,385
Where to?
619
00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:43,889
Anywhere but here.
620
00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:53,532
He said, "Y'all, if you want to survive,
you got to go..."
621
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,500
He says, "Well, I'ma go..."
622
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:56,668
He said, "You gonna go...?"
623
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:57,703
He said, "I don't know about it."
624
00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,706
So the big silverback jumped up
and said...
625
00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,574
And Bill said, "Okay."
626
00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:07,512
Boy, white folks tell
some strange stories, man.
627
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,014
Jonah, now, you know what you got to do.
628
00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,917
Look, all right, give my godson
the Chucalissa chop, all right?
629
00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:16,888
That line gotta be so tight, now,
for this Cotton Harvest Ball tonight.
630
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,523
Let's take this picture now.
631
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,728
- Chucalissa chop.
- That's right.
632
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:25,397
And I'm taking all my nephews
and nieces down there next week
633
00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:27,032
to the new Tydell Ruffin Park.
634
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,800
You better, 'cause I'm gonna
have a bounce house down there
635
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,002
and everything to celebrate.
636
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:35,373
Look, I done told y'all
I was gon' turn this city around
637
00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:37,743
as soon as I got elected.
638
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,411
Keep my promises.
639
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,918
Shouldn't you be at the beauty shop?
640
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,453
No.
641
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,790
I'm right where I needs to be...
642
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,960
...'cause it's about to be
a chop right here.
643
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,668
Now, Mayor Ruffin,
you know I loves to decorate
644
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,971
my fine establishment in the color pink.
645
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:11,643
But this notice right here
about to find itself wiping my ass.
646
00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,980
Ain't my fault you can't run no business.
647
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:18,850
Forcin' deserving folk off they property
is not a way to run a city.
648
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,653
Your establishment
is a blight on this town.
649
00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,121
A community blight?
650
00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:24,990
That's why you forced a foreclosure?
651
00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:27,692
I been a help to this city.
652
00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:30,796
No.
653
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,798
Chucalissa is gon' be
walking into a new day,
654
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:35,934
and some places just gots
to join hands with history.
655
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,435
You trying to erase folk.
656
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,872
Well, look, some niggas need to be erased.
657
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,512
You know, I wonder if...
658
00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:50,482
...Jonah, Jonah Jenkins
659
00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:53,919
like to know that the Promised Land Equities'
is offering his barbershop
660
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,121
half of what they offering
them white folks
661
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,523
for they barbershop over on Kalb Avenue.
662
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,693
And how you privy to that?
663
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,133
Land appraisal chart right here.
664
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,102
Perhaps.
665
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:17,742
If you think that any of us gon' care
666
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:20,846
about what this he-she-it freak show
got to say,
667
00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,480
don't fool yourself.
668
00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:26,852
Auction is only two weeks away,
and your ass gon' be on the block.
669
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:33,158
Are you gon' buy it,
or is it gon' be Andre?
670
00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,895
'Cause I heard he don't never pay for it.
671
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,497
Ain't that right, Andre?
672
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:44,502
You are a tumor in this town,
673
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:47,572
and I am just counting
the motherfucking minutes
674
00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:50,942
till I can cut you the fuck out.
675
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:55,747
Now, you can tell Eloise
the rest of your complaint,
676
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:59,084
and I'll make sure
the mayor's office get right on it.
677
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:10,929
I bet it will.
678
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:26,778
How in the hell did that thing
679
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,748
get a confidential land appraisal chart?
680
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,887
Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford?
681
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,622
No!
682
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:42,327
Well, somebody done slid up
in more than just your DMs to get this.
683
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,696
Somebody must have slid up on your dick.
684
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,164
- I ain't fuck anybody.
- Well, look, you know what?
685
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:50,035
Whatever you done is you
and your wife's business.
686
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,937
I just want to know
how you gon' let something
687
00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,271
like this out of your sight, boy?
688
00:42:53,305 --> 00:42:57,175
I think I may have
left it somewhere in The Pynk.
689
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,678
Look, now, I done been
in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls,
690
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,746
but I ain't never lost
no paperwork up in no coochie.
691
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,316
The only reason I was even in that place,
692
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,618
that's where people here
want to do business.
693
00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:10,622
- Corbin K--.
- Spare me the motherfucking bullshit.
694
00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:14,292
Now, Uncle Clifford done fucked you
and probably fucked the whole deal.
695
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,264
- Mayor Ruffin?
- Unh?
696
00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:20,899
We've arrived.
697
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,969
Now, you close that Kyle farm deal.
698
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:28,073
And I got to go up in here
in this fucking Cotton Harvest Ball
699
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,842
kiki with these motherfucking crackers
700
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,144
to get this fucking casino done.
701
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:34,980
Me and you don't do the do,
702
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:36,881
this casino deal ain't gonna happen.
703
00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:39,684
Now, you finish it before I do.
704
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,820
Nigga.
705
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,826
Hey, now, all right.
706
00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:49,327
Let's get on in here, now.
707
00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:20,225
I see you, Miss Mississippi.
708
00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:56,861
Y'all give it up for our girl
Miss Mississippi, man.
709
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:00,865
She gone be the next Black Chyna, y'all.
710
00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,405
You mean you can't move
some more money round?
711
00:45:07,439 --> 00:45:10,975
I've been robbing Peter to pay Paul, man,
but these books are a mess.
712
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:11,910
Shit.
713
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:15,713
Well, you best rob Peter to pay Pamiesha,
'cause we ain't gonna go down...
714
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,422
Now, how little nigga know
how to get back here?
715
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:29,961
- Ain't it about time for your break?
- I ain't had a break since 1999.
716
00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:31,229
Nigga!
717
00:45:51,816 --> 00:45:53,151
Can I help you with something?
718
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,487
I got another complaint.
719
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,790
Well, the complaint box is by the exit,
720
00:45:58,823 --> 00:46:02,060
but since you back here, I guess
I can make a note for management.
721
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,462
So that's how it's gon' be, huh?
722
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,499
Just gon' act like
nothing happened last night?
723
00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:11,302
Look, I just got kind of carried away.
724
00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,437
I saw.
725
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:15,340
So did I.
726
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,809
I wanted to do it again,
727
00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:19,844
but when I woke up on that couch,
you was gone.
728
00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,248
I got too much on my plate
for any kind of...
729
00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,415
I heard.
730
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:26,518
You know, word on the street's
y'all is closing.
731
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,485
Yeah.
732
00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:31,055
I got to find a way to plug up this boat.
733
00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:33,024
Cliff, my nigga, you look pressed?
734
00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:36,928
Need to let somebody take you on up
out this office for a minute.
735
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:41,533
You know, maybe take you somewhere.
736
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:45,403
Child, now, you know good and goddamn well
737
00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:48,173
that me and you ain't meant
for the outside.
738
00:46:48,206 --> 00:46:51,209
So that's how it's always gon' be?
We just gon' suck and fuck in the dark?
739
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,915
Where you want to take me to,
Lil Murda?
740
00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,082
LaMarques.
741
00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,219
Okay.
742
00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:03,922
LaMarques.
743
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,592
Where we going?
744
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,195
Do you want to go
on a romantic walk down by the river?
745
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:11,196
If that's what you want.
746
00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:14,465
Okay, well, the last two faggots did that
found theyselves floating up in it.
747
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,368
You want to take me over
to the Hot Wing Castle
748
00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,070
for that lemon pepper wet?
749
00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:22,106
The last two dykes did that
found their booty holes
750
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,875
turnt out by a train of truckers.
751
00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:25,543
- That ain't gon...
- LaMarques...
752
00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:27,545
...where...
753
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,548
...you gonna take me?
754
00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,087
I advise you to take me nowhere.
755
00:47:40,992 --> 00:47:42,860
Just tell me where you want to go.
756
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,195
I don't do dates.
757
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:46,130
There's a first time for everything.
758
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:51,569
Hey, they playing your song again, okay.
759
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,339
Yours.
760
00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:09,587
Oh, my goodness.
761
00:48:10,455 --> 00:48:13,458
This dude all up in my DM
asking if my coochie is shaved.
762
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:17,362
I'm like, "Nigga, where they do that at?"
763
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:21,466
I'm a grown woman, and I stay
with a little landing strip.
764
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,569
My, my, how things change.
765
00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:26,271
Did you say something, Toy?
766
00:48:26,971 --> 00:48:29,574
I was just remarking
on your glow-up, Keyshawn.
767
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:30,642
Look good on you.
768
00:48:31,476 --> 00:48:33,177
Thanks.
769
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,146
I get, like, 50 likes a minute.
770
00:48:35,179 --> 00:48:37,081
This joker gone more than viral.
771
00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:39,317
I bet aliens even looking at it.
772
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:45,189
Keyshawn, Diamond said
Derrick out there with the baby.
773
00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:58,002
Derrick done seen that video yet?
774
00:48:58,036 --> 00:49:01,039
If the aliens done seen it,
I'm sure he's seen it.
775
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,364
Keyshawn.
776
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,535
Why you coming out looking all naked?
777
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,004
I was running out here
real quick to get Regal.
778
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:40,111
You know, now that I'm back at the shop,
779
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,180
you don't have to work here no more.
780
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:46,651
I mean, you could stay at home.
781
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:50,188
- I don't want to stay at home, Derrick.
- Fuck, Keyshawn.
782
00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:55,326
Why won't you just let me
take care of you?
783
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,229
Pays the bills, Derrick, that's it.
784
00:50:07,071 --> 00:50:08,473
You sure that's it?
785
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,574
That's it.
786
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:13,010
I see why you blowing up, though.
787
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:15,747
The video.
788
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,253
You...
789
00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:25,690
You look beautiful.
790
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,432
Who watch Regal when you dance?
791
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,437
Everybody do.
792
00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:15,106
Oh, fuck.
793
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,115
Okay, it's okay.
Hey, hey, I'ma go talk to her.
794
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:25,650
- I'll go to talk to her.
- Let me handle her.
795
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,160
Okay.
796
00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:54,445
What you getting drunk off of now?
797
00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:56,147
Your favorite...
798
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:57,849
...Kool-Aid.
799
00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:00,284
Bitch, this just purdee sugar.
800
00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:02,220
Better sugar than alcohol.
801
00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:03,621
Cold turkey, huh?
802
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,357
Same way you stop stripping.
803
00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:10,194
One day, you wake up, and it's time.
804
00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:12,196
I ain't going back.
805
00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:25,376
Once upon a time, I ran out of a door,
and I never looked back.
806
00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:30,214
Thought I had the ultimate plan.
807
00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:33,751
But I took a wrong turn.
808
00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:39,557
And the waters overtook me.
809
00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:50,535
I tried to grab her.
810
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,208
But God had other plans.
811
00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:03,581
I searched for her...
812
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,250
...for three days...
813
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,420
...and three nights.
814
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,392
I wanted to die, Mercedes.
815
00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:17,895
I deserved to die.
816
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,269
But then this...
817
00:53:26,270 --> 00:53:27,605
...suitcase...
818
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,641
...came riding in.
819
00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:38,416
And inside it was a new life.
820
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,422
Life is just a long day's journey
into tomorrow.
821
00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:48,926
You just got to make it
through the long, dark nights.
822
00:53:49,961 --> 00:53:52,229
They say God is a God of second chances.
823
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,466
I'm gon' pay you back that bail money.
824
00:53:57,969 --> 00:53:59,470
You don't need to pay me back...
825
00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,474
...'cause I got more where that came from.
826
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,523
Bitch, why the fuck you stripping,
you got all this scrilla?
827
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:20,825
'Cause I like it.
828
00:54:22,326 --> 00:54:24,962
I can run you ten stacks
by the end of the week.
829
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,330
Ten stacks?
830
00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:30,635
Okay, and then I'm out,
831
00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:34,271
'cause I know better enough than to deal
with finessin' ass hoes for long.
832
00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:35,339
It ain't a scam.
833
00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:37,508
It's...
834
00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:39,977
...retribution.
835
00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:46,851
Okay.
836
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,887
What I got to do?
837
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,361
Bitch...
838
00:54:58,863 --> 00:55:00,831
You bets put down
my stripper name.
839
00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:03,300
What? Mercedes ain't your stripper name?
840
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,903
Like Uncle Clifford say,
what's the last thing you ate
841
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,972
and the color of your underwear?
842
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:12,009
We gon' need IDs.
843
00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:13,611
I know this man named Mane
that can hook us up.
844
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,613
- You trust him?
- He ain't no snitch.
845
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,848
Why you think he steady stay in jail?
846
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,717
How many you need?
847
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,985
Ten.
848
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:22,019
Okay.
849
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,022
Crystal S. Flowers?
850
00:55:25,056 --> 00:55:26,757
So you ate a crystal?
851
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:30,061
Bitch, don't tell me you been
in Chucalissa
852
00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:31,629
and you ain't been to Krystal's yet?
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