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♪ DA DA DA DA-DA
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♪
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- DEAR LEAH,
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SO TODAY IS THREE MONTHS
SINCE WE BROKE UP,
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AND IT GOT ME THINKING.
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THOUGH WHAT HAPPENED HURT,
IT'S HISTORY TO ME NOW.
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AND I'M DOING GREAT,
AND I HOPE YOU ARE TOO.
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- ALL RIGHT.
THIS SHOULD BE IT.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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- WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M DOING?
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- DESTROYING EVERY LAST
OUNCE OF YOUR DIGNITY
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LETTER BY LETTER.
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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HEY, I WAS JUST WRITING
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A "HEY, HOW YOU DOING" NOTE
TO LEAH--THAT'S IT.
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- YEAH.
AND THE POINT OF THAT IS...
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YEAH, RIGHT, THERE IS NONE.
HAVE YOU SUDDENLY FORGOTTEN
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THAT SHE CHEATED ON YOU
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MY BEST FRIEND.
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- WELL, I AM NOW,
BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER RUN OFF
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WITH YOUR WANNABE
ACTRESS EX-GIRLFRIEND
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WHO SLICED YOUR HEART
INTO A THOUSAND PIECES
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WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE.
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- I'VE MOVED ON.
WHY CAN'T YOU?
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HMM. SO WHAT'S
THE NOONTIME RATING SO FAR?
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- LUNCH--SOLID EIGHT.
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LADIES--UNDERWHELMING FOUR.
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- DON'T YOU HATE IT
WHEN THE SANDWICHES
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ARE TWICE AS GOOD
AS THE WOMEN?
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- MM. DEPENDS ON
HOW HUNGRY I AM.
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[sweeping music]
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♪
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- MMM. HANDS DOWN...
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BETTER THAN MY SANDWICH.
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- OKAY, I...
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HAVE JUST SEEN MY DESTINY.
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- ALL DUE RESPECT, SPORT,
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THERE'S GONNA BE A LINE
A MILE LONG.
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- SHE JUST SMILED AT ME.
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I AM A FIRM BELIEVER
THAT NOTHING CAN KEEP YOU
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FROM BEING THE ONE THAT
YOU'RE DESTINED TO BE WITH.
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- SO GO AFTER HER.
CHAT HER UP.
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SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET.
INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING.
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- IF I'M MEANT TO MEET HER,
IT'LL JUST HAPPEN.
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IT'LL HAPPEN NATURALLY,
YOU KNOW?
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- YEAH. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER
FANTASTIC WOMEN YOU'VE MET,
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YOU KNOW, NATURALLY.
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- OKAY. WELL,
SHE'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
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- MOM, LOOK!
THAT CAR'S BEEN TO MYSTERY SITE.
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SEE THE BUMPER STICKER?
- YEAH. LOOK AT THAT.
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- BUT...IT DOESN'T HAVE
A QUESTION MARK.
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IT JUST HAS THESE SWIRLS
LIKE ON A BOX OF TIDE.
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- WELL, THAT'S
VERY MYSTERIOUS, HUH?
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- MM-HMM.
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MOM, DO YOU THINK THERE ARE
ALIENS AT MYSTERY SITE?
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OR MAYBE DINOSAURS.
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- MAYBE THE ALIENS
BROUGHT THE DINOSAURS.
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- MAYBE MY DAD'S THERE TOO.
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- THESE ARE JUST TRIAL ADS.
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WE'VE GOT A BUDGET,
AND IF WE NAIL IT...
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- NAIL THIS.
WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS.
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- MORE MORE PIZZA COUPONS.
- OR FOCUS GROUPS.
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- HEY, LADIES.
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- THERE'S MY DESTINY.
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- OKAY, RIGHT THIS WAY.
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- YOU REMEMBER HER?
I TOLD YOU I'D MEET HER AGAIN.
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- YEAH, BUT IF YOU WANT
TO MEET HER, YOU KNOW,
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YOU HAVE TO
ACTUALLY MEETHER.
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- HERE'S YOUR MENU.
YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU.
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- DID YOU SEE THE WAY
SHE SMILED AT ME?
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THAT WAS TWICE AS BIG
AS THE SMILE--
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- SHE PROBABLY
STEPPED ON A NAIL.
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- THAT MEANT SOMETHING.
THAT--
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- YOU GET FREE TICKETS
TO ALL THE GAMES,
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PASSES TO ALL KINDS OF
EVENTS AND PARTIES.
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SO FAR, IT'S BEEN
A PRETTY COOL JOB.
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OH, YOU SHOULD TAKE DOWN
MY EMAIL ADDRESS.
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READY?
- MM-HMM.
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- IT'S "C" ANDERSEN.
ONE WORD.
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@G1SE.COM.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- OKAY. LET ME READ THIS
BACK TO YOU.
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- [whispers] ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- CANDERSON@G1SE.COM?
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- YEAH.
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- OH, AND THAT'S, UM,
THAT'S ANDERSEN WITH AN E-N.
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- OH!
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- THIS...IS WHAT YOU CALL FATE.
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THIS DOESN'T EVEN HAPPEN.
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
THAT MEANT SOMETHING.
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SOMEBODY ORCHESTRATED THIS.
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- WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TALK TO HER?
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- "MY NAME IS BEN.
YOU'RE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME?"
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- I THINK, "HI, I'M BEN,"
COVERS IT.
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- THIS...
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THIS RIGHT HERE'S FATE.
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- [laughs]
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- THE TOP FIVE REASONS
I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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NUMBER FIVE...
BECAUSE IT'S 2:00 A.M.,
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THE PERFECT TIME
TO DO SOMETHING
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THAT SCARES YOU TO DEATH.
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- HEY.
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EAT UP, LITTLE MAN.
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I WANNA GET TO WORK EARLY,
OKAY?
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AND YOU'RE GETTING
YOUR USUAL TODAY.
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GOOD?
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WHAT'S UP?
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- DOES MY DAD LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?
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- WELL, WHO DOESN'T?
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- HEY!
- YOU DO IT.
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- YOU!
- OKAY...HERE YOU GO.
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- MOM. MOM.
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- WHAT?
- THAT'S NOT COOL.
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- OH. OKAY.
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WHAT IS COOL?
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- [mouths words]
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
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HEY, CHLOE.
- MORNING.
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- IT'S A LATE MORNING AGAIN.
IS JIM IN YET?
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- YEAH. I THINK HE'S--
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- THE GAME STARTS AT 9:00,
CHARLEY, NOT 9:15.
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- YEAH, I-I'M SORRY, JIM.
THE FREEWAY WAS A PARKING LOT.
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THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- ACTUALLY, JIM,
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THE 405 WAS TOTALLY
BACKED UP THIS MORNING.
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IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES JUST
TO GET HERE FROM DOHENY, SO...
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- WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA
FACTOR THAT IN.
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JUST REMEMBER, LADIES,
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IF ALL OUR PLAYERS
AREN'T IN POSITION,
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THE GAME AIN'T ON.
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- OKAY.
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THANK YOU FOR THAT.
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- OH, JIM'S
JUST A BIG SOFTIE.
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- MM. HEY, HOW GOES
THE TRAINING PROGRAM?
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- OH, EVERYBODY'S BEEN
REALLY NICE.
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JIM SAYS IT'S A TOTAL
"SPRINGBOARD" INTO THE MAJORS.
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SO IT'S ALL COOL.
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- CHARLEY.
CHARLEY...
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WHERE ARE THE SUMMER
MUSIC JAM REPORTS?
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- THEY'RE ON YOUR DESK
IN A FOLDER
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MARKED
SUMMER MUSIC JAM REPORTS.
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- OKAY, COOL.
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- AND I FIXED ALL YOUR GRAMMAR
AND CORRECTED YOUR TYPOS.
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- THAT'S OUR LITTLE WORKHORSE.
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[ahem]
SO...
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TELL ME ABOUT CHLOE ANDERSEN.
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- UM...
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- VAL? SORRY THAT I'M LATE.
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- OOH, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU HAD A NIGHT.
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- UH, NO.
A WARNING, ACTUALLY.
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LUKE'S OFFICIALLY A MAN.
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HE WOULDN'T LET ME KISS HIM
GOOD-BYE AT THE SCHOOL BUS.
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- OH, WELL,
BRACE YOURSELF, HONEY.
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IT'S A LONG HAUL.
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- MM. YEAH.
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[background chatter]
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TOP FIVE REASONS
I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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- LET ME GUESS.
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YOU BARED YOUR SOUL
AND EMAILED A MYSTERY GIRL
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AND YOU GOT BACK
A BIG, FAT GOOSE EGG.
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- OKAY, WELL, I SENT
THE EMAIL LAST NIGHT,
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AND WHEN I SENT IT,
IT WAS VERY LATE, SO--
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- YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
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IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK
BY LUNCHTIME,
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THAT GOOSE EGG IS COOKED.
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NOW, CAN WE TALK ARGOMONT?
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- YEAH.
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- "NUMBER FOUR...
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"BECAUSE I BRUSH UP AGAINST
A THOUSAND STRANGERS A DAY,
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"BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL
I SAW YOU
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"THAT I REALIZED
I WAS ALONE.
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"NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I SEE
POETRY IN YOUR SOUL.
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"NUMBER TWO...
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"BECAUSE I SEE LIGHT
IN YOUR EYES.
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"AND NUMBER ONE...
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BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH
AWAY."
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Ben: FOUR THINGS
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.
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NUMBER ONE...I AM NOT,
NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A PLAYER.
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NUMBER TWO...I'VE NEVER
HOOKED UP ONLINE.
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NUMBER THREE...I MAKE
A KILLER PESTO SAUCE.
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- "NUMBER FOUR...
I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE."
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HMM. THANKS FOR
SHOWING THIS TO ME.
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- YEAH, WELL, AT FIRST
I WASN'T GONNA SHOW ANYBODY,
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BUT...
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- WELL, I...
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THINK EITHER HE'S THE GREATEST
GUY IN THE WORLD
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OR BIG TROUBLE.
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- YEAH. FORGET IT.
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I AM NOT WRITING HIM BACK.
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- DID I SAY THAT?
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- LADIES, THE SUPERLA FITNESS
MEETING HAS BEEN PUSHED UP.
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AND WE'VE GOT CHANGES.
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[sniffs]
AND...
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WHAT IS THAT FRAGRANCE?
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- IT'S CALLED "I'M YOUR BOSS,
I'M MARRIED,
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"I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE
YOUR MOTHER,
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AND YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW BETTER."
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- [laughs] NOW, HOW DO THEY
FIT ALL THAT IN THE BOTTLE?
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- HEY, RYAN, THINK FAST!
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AH! GET THAT DOWN!
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GIVE ME SOME, MAN! AH!
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WHAT'S UP?
YO, BABY.
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GET ME A COFFEE, LIGHT,
TWO SUGARS.
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AH, NEVER MIND.
I'LL GET IT MYSELF.
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- WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW
HE'S NOT MY SECRET ADMIRER.
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- YEAH.
BUT WHO IS?
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- THOSE ARE GORGEOUS.
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ARE THEY YOURS?
- SOMEONE JUST SENT THEM.
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NO NOTE OR ANYTHING.
IT'S PROBABLY A MISTAKE.
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- WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE
A SECRET ADMIRER.
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- OH, MY GOSH.
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THAT'D BE SO ROMANTIC!
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- AND YOU WOULDN'T WORRY
THAT THEY WERE WEIRD OR...
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- WHAT?
AND RUIN ALL THE FUN?
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[telephone rings]
GAME 1.
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YEAH. OKAY.
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- DO I KNOW YOU?
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[mouse clicks]
[electronic tone]
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[electronic chime]
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- HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HO!
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COLLIN. IT'S HER.
IT'S HER.
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SHE WROTE.
SHE WRITES!
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SHE HAS WRITTEN ME!
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- NO...WAY.
- YES, WAY.
230
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- WHAT'D SHE SAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T--
231
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,206
I DIDN'T OPEN IT YET.
232
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,339
- WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR?
OPEN IT.
233
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:12,514
- OKAY, LET'S--LET'S--
LET'S, UH...
234
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,041
- "DO I KNOW YOU?"
235
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,304
THAT'S IT?
236
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,437
- WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
237
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,961
I MEAN, THAT--THAT'S A--
THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
238
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,137
- IT'S NOT EXACTLY BURSTING
WITH ENTHUSIASM.
239
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,399
- OKAY. BUT IT'S A START.
240
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,318
- TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ALREADY
ANSWERING HER.
241
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,930
- THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M DOING.
242
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,324
[thinking]
NO, BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU.
243
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:44,372
ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLACE
TO START?
244
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,243
NOW...THE SOONER
SHE GETS TO KNOW THE REAL ME,
245
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,244
THE BETTER.
246
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,642
- [thinking]
"NO, BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU.
247
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,253
ISN'T THAT
A GREAT PLACE TO START?"
248
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,081
[click, electronic tone]
249
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:14,141
[peaceful piano music]
250
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:22,149
♪
251
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,816
- "AND FIVE REASONS
WHY I AM."
252
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,383
LISTEN TO THIS,
LISTEN TO THIS, LISTEN TO THIS.
253
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,560
"NUMBER FIVE...BECAUSE
I'VE NEVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER,
254
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,215
AND I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE PSYCHO."
255
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,826
- HER FIRST MISTAKE.
256
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,610
- SHE'S IRREVERENT.
I LOVE THAT.
257
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,612
"NUMBER FOUR...BECAUSE
I COULD EAT MY BODY WEIGHT
258
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:39,443
"IN GOOD PESTO SAUCE.
259
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,402
NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE
I LIKE YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS."
260
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,231
OH, THIS IS GOOD.
THIS--THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
261
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,277
"NUMBER TWO...BECAUSE
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE."
262
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,889
- WHAT'S NUMBER ONE?
263
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,499
- "NUMBER ONE...
BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO THINK
264
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:54,197
THAT I ALSO BELIEVE...
IN TRUE LOVE."
265
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:59,246
- BULL'S-EYE!
- YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
266
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,509
HANG ON.
267
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,296
"BUT THE FACT REMAINS...
268
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,472
"THAT I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO YOU ARE
269
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,387
"OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,
A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE,
270
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,476
"CONSIDERING YOU SEEM TO KNOW
EXACTLY WHO I AM.
271
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,565
FRANKLY,
IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY."
272
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,219
- WELL, IT IS.
273
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,438
- MAYBE I SHOULD SEND HER
A PICTURE.
274
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,440
- NO. NO, NO PICTURES.
275
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,745
IF THIS THING GOES SOUTH
276
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,573
AND SHE RECOGNIZES YOU
ON THE STREET,
277
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,401
SHE'S GONNA PUNCH
YOUR LIGHTS OUT.
278
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,492
- THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
- MM-HMM.
279
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,668
- THEN SHE CONCLUDES WITH,
"AND WHILE I'M DEFINITELY
280
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,496
"NOT COMFORTABLE
MEETING IN PERSON,
281
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,717
I MAY BE OPEN TO GETTING TO KNOW
YOU BETTER THROUGH WORDS."
282
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,591
WAY BEFORE THERE WAS C ANDERSON,
283
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:44,552
ACTUALLY, WAY, WAY BEFORE
THERE WAS YOU,
284
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:48,164
THERE WAS MY FIRST
MAJOR CRUSH...MISS JACKSON,
285
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,731
MY SIXTH GRADE TEACHER.
286
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,516
- HEY! HEAR THE BIG NEWS?
- OH...
287
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,518
VAL.
[laughs]
288
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,607
- ARE YOU AND CYBER GUY...
289
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,783
- A LITTLE BIT.
290
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,394
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
291
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,569
- TELL ME EVERYTHING.
[chuckles]
292
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,310
- SO WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
293
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,268
- WELL--
- HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.
294
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,401
- CHLOE GOT PROMOTED
TO COORDINATOR.
295
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,751
SEEMS LIKE JIM LIKES SOME OF
HER MARKETING IDEAS.
296
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,231
- IS THIS THE EXTRA CREDIT
THING?
297
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,580
- CRAZY, HUH?
298
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,451
- CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU MUST BE THRILLED.
299
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,758
- AND SHOCKED.
AND A LITTLE OVERWHELMED.
300
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,847
BUT...WHATEVER.
I'M READY TO DIVE IN.
301
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,501
- DON'T FORGET, CHLOE.
ANYTHING YOU NEED...
302
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,763
JUST ASK CHARLEY HORSE.
303
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,244
SHE'S OUR GO-TO GAL
AROUND HERE.
304
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,376
NOW, ON A DIFFERENT NOTE,
YOU AND I,
305
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,248
PROMOTIONAL LUNCH, 1:00?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
306
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,597
- YEAH.
307
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,294
- ALL RIGHT!
308
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,469
ALL RIGHT!
SHE'S GOIN' OUT WITH ME!
309
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,127
- HEY, YOUR LAUNDRY
IS DONE, KIDDO.
310
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,563
COME GET IT.
311
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,435
AH. YOU KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH IT, RIGHT?
312
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,089
- MM-HMM.
313
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,540
YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE
WITH THE TEACHER CRUSH.
314
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,892
MINE WAS MY EIGHTH GRADE
MATH TEACHER, MR. DUNCAN.
315
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:08,505
ONLY ONE WORD COULD
DESCRIBE HIM...PERFECT.
316
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:12,161
TURNS OUT ANOTHER WORD
COULD ALSO DESCRIBE HIM--
317
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,598
SHOPLIFTER.
318
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:18,254
- MY BEST FRIEND
IS MY DOG BOWIE,
319
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,387
AFTER DAVID, OF COURSE.
320
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,346
AND HE HAS ONE BLUE EYE
AND ONE BROWN EYE.
321
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,524
- MY WEIRDEST JOB...
322
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:32,268
- I'VE HAD MORE WOMEN
IN MY LIFE THAN MOST.
323
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,183
- I WAS A CHILD SUPERSTAR...
324
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,316
IN MY MIND.
325
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,187
- I WAS A STAR ATHLETE...
326
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,147
NOT.
327
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,192
DESSERT.
I LOVE PIE.
328
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,194
YOU?
329
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,327
- WHO DOESN'T LOVE PIE?
330
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,419
- WHO'S A GENIUS?
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
331
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,247
I'M A GENIUS.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
332
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,683
YOURS...WERE ALMOST
AS GOOD AS MINE.
333
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,772
[laughs]
334
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,426
WHAT JUMPSTARTED
YOUR CREATIVE ENGINE?
335
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,298
OH, YEAH!
THE "E-LATIONSHIP."
336
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,517
- ELATION'S RIGHT.
THIS WILL BE PRIORITY.
337
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,562
THANK YOU.
- TWO OF THOSE.
338
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,396
- FOR YOU.
339
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,658
- UH...
340
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,270
FOR ME?
FROM WHO?
341
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,619
- YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
342
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,403
AKA, ME.
343
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,231
IT'S JUST A SMALL THANK YOU
344
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,667
FOR HELPING ME EDIT
MY PROPOSAL.
345
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,323
- OH. WELL, THANK YOU, CHLOE.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
346
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,412
- YOU LOOKED FREAKED THERE
FOR A SECOND.
347
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,545
IT'S THE WHOLE SECRET ADMIRER
CONCEPT, ISN'T IT?
348
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,852
- ACTUALLY,
I KIND OF HAVE ONE.
349
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,246
I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING.
WE'RE JUST EXCHANGING EMAILS.
350
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,639
- CHARLEY, THAT'S
SO EXCITING!
351
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,293
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MEET?
352
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,122
- UH...NO!
353
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,688
GOSH, NO.
354
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,690
I MEAN, UH...NOT YET.
355
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,215
IF...EVER.
356
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,130
UM...
357
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,609
I DON'T KNOW.
358
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,398
- LISTEN, I'M HAVING
THIS LITTLE DINNER PARTY
359
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,486
SATURDAY NIGHT
AT MY HOUSE.
360
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,618
YOU SHOULD COME.
361
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,664
THERE'LL BE
SOME CUTE GUYS THERE.
362
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,145
- UH, ACTUALLY...
363
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:09,539
MY BABYSITTER IS OUT OF TOWN
THIS WEEKEND, SO--
364
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,758
- DON'T YOU REMEMBER
THAT LUKE HAS A SLEEPOVER
365
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,587
WITH THE BOYS ON SATURDAY?
366
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,503
- SINCE WHEN IS THERE
A SLEEPOVER?
367
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,287
- SINCE RIGHT NOW.
SHE'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON.
368
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,636
- SUPER!
369
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,554
- RUSTY LEFT YEARS AGO.
370
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,165
IT'S TIME TO GET BACK
OUT THERE, DON'T YOU THINK?
371
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,818
- [scoffs]
372
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,432
- NOW, DUDE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN
SORT OF RAGGING ON YOU
373
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,521
ON THIS WHOLE C ANDERSON
EXPERIMENT,
374
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:35,522
BUT HOW'S IT GOING?
375
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,524
- VERY ROMANTIC.
376
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,396
WE'VE BEEN EXCHANGING STORIES
BACK AND FORTH.
377
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,485
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
378
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,139
- IT'S WEIRD BUT COOL.
379
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,097
- TO BE HONEST,
SHE COMES ACROSS
380
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,490
A LOT DIFFERENT
THAN SHE LOOKS.
381
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,102
- MM. YEAH? HOW?
382
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,496
- FUNNIER.
MORE DOWN TO EARTH.
383
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455
LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
384
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,587
THAT HAS NO IDEA
HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.
385
00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,199
- HOPEFULLY YOU COME OFF
DIFFERENT THAN YOU LOOK TOO.
386
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,504
- [laughs]
387
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,680
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT'S SO STRANGE?
388
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,639
EVER SINCE
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED,
389
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,858
EVERY TIME I'M OUT,
I FEEL LIKE I SEE HER.
390
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,688
- OH, MARGARITAS!
391
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,475
- THAT REALLY IS HER.
392
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,172
- TELL ME SHE DOESN'T SEE ME,
PLEASE.
393
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,042
I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK
I'M A STALKER.
394
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,827
- WOULD YOU GET A GRIP?
395
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,872
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
YOU LOOK LIKE, REMEMBER?
396
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,658
- THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE DOESN'T, DOES SHE?
397
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,355
I CAN WALK RIGHT UP TO HER,
STARE HER RIGHT IN THE EYE,
398
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,531
AND SHE'D HAVE NO IDEA
IT WAS ME.
399
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,231
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I DON'T KNOW.
400
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,102
I DON'T KNOW.
- DO YOU WANNA BLOW YOUR COVER?
401
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,104
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU--
YOU WILL.
402
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,585
BESIDES, IS THIS HOW OR WHERE
403
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,978
YOU WANT YOUR ANGEL
TO MEET HER SOUL MATE?
404
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,417
- YEAH.
405
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:45,331
YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
LET'S...
406
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,549
LET'S JUST GET OUTTA HERE.
407
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,637
LET'S GO SI--
408
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,639
OH, I'M SO SORRY!
409
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,032
OH, MY GOSH!
- [laughing] THAT IS...
410
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,468
- OH, MY--I'M SO--
411
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,384
I'M SO SORRY, I--
412
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,559
I WILL PAY FOR
YOUR DRY CLEANING
413
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,779
OR AT LEAST BUY YOU
ANOTHER SHIRT.
414
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,433
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK.
415
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,390
I MEAN...
- YOU KNOW, HOW 'BOUT...
416
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,610
COFFEE?
417
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:04,872
YOU KNOW, TOMORROW.
418
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,441
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
419
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,921
- BUT WE WOULD
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
420
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,749
OVER COFFEE.
421
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,581
- UM...
422
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,627
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'M, UM...
423
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,672
I'M HAVING SOME FRIENDS OVER
SATURDAY NIGHT.
424
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:25,675
STOP BY IF YOU WANT.
425
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,763
- I WOULD LOVE TO.
426
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,557
I'M BEN MARTIN.
427
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,993
- SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT,
BEN MARTIN.
428
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,517
- I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
429
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,650
IT'S NICE MEETING YOU.
430
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,653
- I'M SORRY.
- THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
431
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,697
LITTLE CHILLY,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
432
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,396
NICE MEETING YOU.
433
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,485
IT'S GETTING INTERESTING.
434
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,966
- THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
[both giggle]
435
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,581
[dance music plays]
436
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:05,846
♪
437
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:10,024
[background chatter]
438
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:14,245
- IS NATALIE HERE?
439
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,204
- YEAH! YEAH,
SHE'S GONNA BE HERE LATER.
440
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,076
- CHARLEY!
YOU MADE IT!
441
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,035
[laughs]
442
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:21,992
AND YOU BROUGHT A...PIE.
443
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,168
- YEAH. SORRY.
444
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,562
I DIDN'T REALIZE...
WOW! WHAT A PARTY.
445
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,608
- RIGHT.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
446
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,091
- WHAT'S THIS?
- OKAY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.
447
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,484
WOMEN GET LOCKS, MEN GET KEYS.
448
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,181
IF THEY'RE A FIT,
IT'S A MATCH.
449
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,358
OR WHATEVER
YOU WANT IT TO BE.
450
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:42,752
- CHLOE THROWS THE MOST
AMAZING THEME PARTIES.
451
00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:43,971
MM-HMM.
I WILL TAKE THAT.
452
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:44,972
- THANKS.
453
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,672
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THIS WAS A SINGLES PARTY.
454
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,152
- WOULD YOU HAVE COME
IF I DID?
455
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:53,850
- UM...
456
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,028
- SHE BROUGHT A PIE.
457
00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:00,335
[both laugh]
458
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,294
- WHAT A HOUSE, HUH?
HOW DO YOU...
459
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,209
- OH, MY COUSIN.
WELL, SECOND COUSIN.
460
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,472
HE'S WORKING IN LONDON
FOR THE YEAR,
461
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,212
AND HE ASKED ME
TO HOUSE-SIT.
462
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,692
WOULD NOT TAKE A DIME.
463
00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:10,954
AM I LIKE THE LUCKIEST
PERSON ALIVE?
464
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,042
- [laughs]
465
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:13,479
- HEY.
- HI!
466
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,092
- MAY I?
- OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
467
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,485
MINGLE!
468
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,574
- OKAY.
469
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,184
- OH...TOO BAD.
470
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,707
I'M SORRY.
471
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,191
WISH IT LUCK.
WISH IT LUCK.
472
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,627
NO. NO.
473
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,412
SORRY.
474
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,247
- WHAT IS THIS,
NATIONAL PIE DAY?
475
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,511
WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE
TO BRING PIES?
476
00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:58,349
- OH!
- OH!
477
00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,568
- OH, MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU'LL GET IT.
478
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:03,180
- CHLOE?
479
00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,226
CHLOE. HEY...
[laughs]
480
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,794
IT'S BEN. BEN.
481
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,405
BEN...BEN MAR-MARTIN.
482
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,189
- RIGHT!
483
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,104
THE GUY WHO WORE
MY MARGARITA.
484
00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,149
- YES!
I WORE YOUR MARGARITA.
485
00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,630
YES.
- YEAH.
486
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,806
- I BROUGHT YOU A PIE.
487
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,503
SOMEBODY TOOK IT.
488
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,157
- WOW.
489
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,289
THAT'S THE SECOND PIE
TONIGHT,
490
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,074
BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIE,
RIGHT?
491
00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,730
- YEAH. YEAH.
492
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,212
SO THIS IS A BIT, UH...
493
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,867
LESS INTIMATE
THAN I EXPECTED.
494
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,869
- OH, WELL, IT'S
A LOCK AND KEY PARTY,
495
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,132
SO THE MORE THE MERRIER.
- AH, IT'S A LOCK AND--OH!
496
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,613
OF COURSE
IT'S A LOCK AND KEY PARTY.
497
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:45,919
- UH-HUH. YEAH.
498
00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,137
- SHALL WE GET THIS PARTY
STARTED--
499
00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,269
- CHLOE!
- AAH!
500
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,184
CATCH YOU LATER!
- HI!
501
00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:53,404
- OKAY.
YEP.
502
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,494
- HEY! HOW ARE YOU?
- HE'S OVER THERE.
503
00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,759
- EXCUSE ME.
504
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,289
HAVE YOU EVER...
BEEN TO ONE OF THESE?
505
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:11,248
- NO. CAN'T SAY
I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE.
506
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,946
YOU?
- I ACTUALLY WENT TO
507
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,252
A COLLEGE MIXER
FOR HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR
508
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,341
WHERE YOU HAD TO DRESS UP AS
YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN UTENSIL.
509
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,256
[laughing]
I DON'T REALLY GUESS
510
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,128
THAT COUNTS, THOUGH,
DOES IT?
511
00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:23,652
HI. I'M BEN.
[glasses clink]
512
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,524
AND I HAVE LOOKED STUPID
PLENTY OF TIMES.
513
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:27,308
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
514
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,266
I PROBABLY LOOK
PRETTY STUPID RIGHT NOW.
515
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,139
- I'M CHARLEY, AND IF
ANYBODY LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW,
516
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,662
IT'S PROBABLY ME.
517
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:36,186
I BROUGHT A PIE.
518
00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,410
- I BROUGHT A PIE!
I'M NOT KIDDING!
519
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:43,585
I BROUGHT A PIE HERE
TONIGHT!
520
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,979
- REALLY?
- YES!
521
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,373
WOW. AND YOU DON'T
LOOK STUPID AT ALL.
522
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,374
QUITE THE CONTRARY,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
523
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,811
YOU LOOK...VERY NICE.
524
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,377
- THANK YOU.
525
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,163
- OOPS.
SORRY, SORRY.
526
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,252
- BUT YOU ARE
CLEARLY VERY DRUNK.
527
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,297
- [chuckling]
NO, I'M...
528
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,951
IF I WAS DRUNK, TRUST ME,
529
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,301
I WOULD BE STANDING
ON A TABLE HUMILIATING MYSELF
530
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,129
SINGING SOME OLD,
UNRECOGNIZABLE SONG
531
00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:07,522
AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.
532
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:10,873
- LIKE WHAT?
- I WOULD PROBABLY
533
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:14,747
BE SINGING YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY YOU LOVE MEBY DUSTY--
534
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:16,270
- DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
I LOVE DUSTY.
535
00:26:16,444 --> 00:26:18,228
- SERIOUSLY, THAT--THAT--
THAT'S CRAZY.
536
00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:21,275
IN MY OPINION,
DUSTY IN MEMPHIS
537
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,146
IS PROBABLY THE--
- THE BEST RECORD EVER MADE.
538
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,626
- YES!
539
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,801
[clink]
YES!
540
00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,238
SO ARE--ARE YOU
FRIENDS WITH CHLOE?
541
00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:30,110
- UH, YEAH.
WE WORK TOGETHER.
542
00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:31,415
- OH.
- YOU?
543
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,331
- UH, WELL...
IF I'M BEING HONEST,
544
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:37,247
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT TONIGHT
WAS GONNA BE OUR FIRST DATE.
545
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:40,381
- I THINK TONIGHT
IS SUPPOSED TO BE
546
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:43,819
A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FIRST DATE.
- NO, A PROPER DATE.
547
00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:46,169
WITH A BEGINNING,
A MIDDLE, AND AN END.
548
00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,780
- WELL, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
549
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,173
IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
YOU MIGHT STILL GET AN END.
550
00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,610
- HEY, YOU TWO.
- HEY!
551
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,350
- HAVING FUN?
552
00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:56,310
- YEAH. WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
553
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,094
- OH! OH, IS THAT
A NEW AIR FRESHENER?
554
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,229
- NO...
- NO.
555
00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,187
- ARE YOU--ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
556
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,885
- OH, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN.
- YEAH.
557
00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,538
- EVEN THOUGH NO ONE'S KEY'S
OPENED MY LOCK YET.
558
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:11,151
WANNA TRY IT?
- YES, I WILL...
559
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:12,805
GIVE THAT A SHOT...
560
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,633
AND SEE...
561
00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,199
- YEAH...NO.
562
00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:17,200
- IT'S JUST--HANG ON.
563
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,724
NO.
- NO.
564
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,116
I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK.
565
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,118
- YEP. NO.
566
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,424
- HAVE YOU TWO TRIED?
567
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,514
- NO.
- NO, WE HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY.
568
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,298
WE DIDN'T--
- COME ON.
569
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,213
DON'T BE--DON'T BE SHY.
570
00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,651
- OKAY.
- WANNA...GIVE IT A SHOT?
571
00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,130
LET'S SEE.
572
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:35,654
AND...
573
00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,220
[click]
- [gasps]
574
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:39,005
IT FITS!
- OKAY.
575
00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,050
- WHOO! EVERYONE, WE HAVE
OUR FIRST FITTING COUPLE!
576
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,183
HA HA!
PICTURE TIME.
577
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,228
- OKAY.
- IT'S THE RULES.
578
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,274
- YEP.
- CLOSER.
579
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,233
- WOW.
- CLOSER, CLOSER.
580
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,800
BIGGER SMILES, YOU TWO!
581
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,802
- OKAY.
582
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,543
- EXCELLENT.
583
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,371
ABBY WILL EMAIL IT
TO YOU BOTH.
584
00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:58,938
- OKAY.
- JUST MAKE SURE I GET
585
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,287
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES
BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
586
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,506
- WILL DO.
- OKAY, GANG.
587
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,465
LET'S SEE WHO ELSE
IS MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
588
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,165
- OKAY. SO WHAT NOW?
589
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:10,514
- PIE?
590
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,125
- WE SHOULD HAVE PIE,
SHOULDN'T WE?
591
00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,387
NO ONE'S GONNA EAT OUR PIE.
592
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,172
WE SHOULD AT LEAST
HAVE A SLICE, RIGHT?
593
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:19,219
- YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I'M GONNA...TAKE OFF.
594
00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,004
BUT YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND
AND GET TO KNOW CHLOE.
595
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,313
- WELL, IN THAT CASE, CHARLEY,
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
596
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,228
IT WAS.
597
00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:29,490
BUT IT WA--IT WAS NICE.
598
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:33,059
- YOU SEEM LIKE A...
A GOOD GUY, BEN.
599
00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:36,149
SO, UM...HERE.
600
00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:38,368
STAY THAT WAY.
601
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:39,848
- THANK YOU.
602
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:53,035
- HEY, YOU.
603
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,907
DID YOU HAVE FUN?
- WE PLAYED GUITAR HERO
604
00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,212
AND HAD THREE DIFFERENT
KINDS OF PIZZAS.
605
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,171
- WOW.
606
00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,520
HEY, GUYS.
- COME ON!
607
00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,392
- THANKS FOR THE ASSIST, VAL.
- OH, HONEY,
608
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,699
ANYTHING TO GET YOUR LOVE LIFE
OUT OF NEUTRAL.
609
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:07,180
- MM.
- SO HOW WAS THE LITTLE SOIREE?
610
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,095
- NOT SO LITTLE.
611
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,661
IT WAS A SINGLES PARTY
612
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,229
FOR 300 OF CHLOE'S
CLOSEST FRIENDS.
613
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,536
- OH! HA HA!
- SO BASICALLY, IT WAS TORTURE.
614
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,669
THOUGH THERE WAS
THIS LOCK AND KEY THEME,
615
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,629
WHICH I GUESS
WAS AN OKAY ICEBREAKER.
616
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,458
- ANYBODY OKAY
BREAK YOUR ICE?
617
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,548
- NO, NOT REALLY.
618
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,855
- CHARLEY...
619
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:34,729
- WELL, THERE WAS
THIS ONE GUY, BEN,
620
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,558
BUT HE'S ALL GAGA
FOR CHLOE, SO...
621
00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,778
- AT LEAST YOU MET
ONCE DECENT GUY.
622
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:42,215
THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU HOPE.
- MM-HMM.
623
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:43,433
- WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
YOUR EMAIL FELLA.
624
00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,348
- YES.
625
00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,481
- [laughs]
BOYS, COME ON.
626
00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:50,266
- MOM?
MOM, I DON'T WANNA GO.
627
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,400
- CAN WE STAY A LITTLE LONGER?
- THANKS AGAIN.
628
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,402
- OUR PLEASURE.
SEE YOU LATER.
629
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:12,288
- [chuckles]
630
00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,990
- [thinking]
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
631
00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,123
[electronic tone]
632
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:34,310
- BIG PARTY.
633
00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,749
[electronic tone]
634
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,970
- WELL, DID YOU MEET
ANYONE INTERESTING?
635
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:49,369
- I'LL NEVER...
636
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,979
TELL.
637
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,333
- WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A "YES."
638
00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,640
- WHATEVER. YOU KNOW MEN.
THEY NEVER CALL...
639
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,207
JUST EMAIL.
640
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,339
- MAYBE...
641
00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,341
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED.
642
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:10,607
[telephone rings]
643
00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,566
- GAME 1.
644
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,698
- CHLOE?
- NO, THIS IS CHARLEY.
645
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,352
CHLOE'S IN A MEETING.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
646
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,441
- CHARLEY AS IN...
"I BROUGHT A PIE" CHARLEY?
647
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,052
- BEN?
648
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,662
- [laughs]
HEY.
649
00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,794
I HAD NO IDEA
THAT YOU WERE CHLOE'S ASSISTANT.
650
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,971
- I'M NOT.
I'M JUST COVERING HER PHONE.
651
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,411
- [ahem] IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
652
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,413
I'M JUST GONNA PRY MY FOOT
RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
653
00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,241
- SURE. GO RIGHT AHEAD.
654
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,507
- OKAY. I'M BACK.
655
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,686
- SO WHAT DID I MISS
AFTER I LEFT THE PARTY?
656
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,428
- JUST MORE
OF MY WITTY REPARTEE.
657
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,473
- ANY DRUNKEN SINGING?
658
00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:53,433
- UNFORTUNATELY NOT.
I SWITCHED TO 7UP MIDSTREAM.
659
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:57,611
- SEE? AND I WAS SURE
YOU'D END UP TAKING REQUESTS.
660
00:31:57,785 --> 00:32:00,788
- SO THAT'S WHY
YOU LEFT, HUH?
661
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,356
- UH...WELL, I'LL TELL CHLOE
YOU CALLED.
662
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,271
DOES SHE HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
663
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,316
- I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU
RIGHT NOW.
664
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:12,104
IT IS AREA CODE 323-555-0184.
665
00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:13,670
- GOT IT.
666
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:16,369
- I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON,
CHARLEY.
667
00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,588
- YEAH, MEN, THEY SAY
THEY'LL CALL, AND THEY NEVER DO.
668
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:23,071
- TAKE CARE, CHARLEY.
669
00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,249
- CHARLEY.
670
00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,341
CHARLEY, SIT DOWN.
671
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:35,257
- IS SOMETHING WRONG?
672
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,520
- I'VE BEEN OFFERED A JOB
IN CHICAGO.
673
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,436
- CHICAGO?
WHAT KIND OF JOB?
674
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,612
- VP OF MARKETING
FOR ARGOMONT HOTELS.
675
00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:45,137
- OH, MY GOSH!
676
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:47,269
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
677
00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:48,836
- I SAID YES.
678
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:52,448
I LEAVE IN A MONTH.
- OH, VAL, CONGRATULATIONS.
679
00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:56,148
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
680
00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:57,366
- OH, CHARLEY.
681
00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,107
NO...
682
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,152
- SORRY.
683
00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:02,241
SORRY, UH...
684
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:06,158
IT'S JUST...
685
00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:08,725
WHO AM I GONNA...
686
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,424
COOK MY FAMOUS
PESTO LASAGNA FOR?
687
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:17,256
AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
LUKE LOVES THE BOYS AND--
688
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,822
- IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY ABOUT THIS,
689
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,563
YOU'RE NOT LOSING A FRIEND--
YOU'RE GAINING A PROMOTION.
690
00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:23,827
I'M GONNA TALK TO JIM
ABOUT YOU THIS AFTERNOON.
691
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,308
- JIM STILL THINKS
I'M AN ASSISTANT.
692
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:27,701
- JIM THINKS EVERY WOMAN'S
AN ASSISTANT.
693
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,225
- [laughs]
- YOU KNOW MORE
694
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,184
THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE,
INCLUDING JIM.
695
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,620
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!
696
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:35,752
I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING,
697
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,277
BUT I'M GONNA DO
MY BEST SALES JOB.
698
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,495
- YOU'RE AMAZING.
699
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,323
- MM-HMM.
700
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,672
- BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE CHANCES
701
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:43,847
OF THAT REALLY
HAPPENING ARE?
702
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,459
- WHAT IS MEANT TO BE
WILL BE.
703
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:05,521
[cell phone thuds]
704
00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,045
- NOTHING.
705
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:11,266
[elevator bell dings]
- AH!
706
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,268
AH!
707
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,661
SORRY.
708
00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,358
I DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT
FOR THE ELEVATOR,
709
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:17,577
AND I'M LATE ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
710
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,361
- OH. NO WORRIES.
711
00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:20,710
HEY, WORK PERK ALERT.
712
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,321
I HAVE FLOOR SEATS
TO TONIGHT'S GAME.
713
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,627
WANNA GO WITH?
714
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,064
- UH, NO, I ACTUALLY HAVE
A DATE WITH LUKE TONIGHT.
715
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:27,630
- MM. DARN.
716
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,763
EVERYONE I'VE ASKED IS BUSY.
717
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,504
I WAS REALLY HOPING
FOR A FUN NIGHT OUT.
718
00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:33,723
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE BEN?
719
00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,509
- BEN...
720
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,294
BEN! OH, YEAH.
721
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,514
I FORGOT TO CALL HIM BACK.
MY BAD.
722
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,603
- YOU CAN MAKE AMENDS
WITH BASKETBALL TICKETS.
723
00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:44,691
[elevator bell dings]
724
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,404
- HELLO...LUKE.
725
00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:06,234
UM...
726
00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,279
DO YOU WORK HERE?
727
00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,368
- I'M SEVEN.
728
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,501
- THAT'S IT?
- MM-HMM.
729
00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,634
- YEAH, THAT'S...PROBABLY
NOT ENOUGH TO WORK HERE, IS IT?
730
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:16,636
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW
731
00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,290
WHERE I COULD FIND
CHLOE ANDERSON?
732
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,596
- EVERYONE
IS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
733
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,906
- WHOA!
734
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,429
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
WHAT IS THAT?
735
00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:29,388
- MYSTERY SITE.
736
00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,780
- LIKE THE PLACE
MYSTERY SITE?
737
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,521
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
738
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,958
- UNFORTUNATELY,
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE.
739
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,656
THERE WAS ONE A FEW HOURS
FROM WHERE I GREW UP.
740
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:39,659
I NEVER GOT TO GO.
SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING, THOUGH.
741
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:43,402
LIKE BALLS ROLL UPHILL,
CARS MOVE WITHOUT BEING STARTED.
742
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:44,664
LIKE THAT SORTA STUFF.
- NO WAY!
743
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,536
- YES WAY.
- HOW DO THEY DO IT?
744
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,712
- SEE, THAT'S...THE MYSTERY.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT COOL.
745
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,279
- YEAH.
- IT'S A MYSTERY.
746
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,455
- MM-HMM.
747
00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,240
MY MOM WAS SUPPOSED
TO TAKE ME THERE LAST SUMMER.
748
00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:57,372
BUT THEN I GOT CHICKENPOX.
749
00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,331
- OOH, CHICKEN POX?
750
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:00,854
- AND HE'S BEEN OBSESSED
WITH THE PLACE
751
00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,422
SINCE WE SAW THE BUMPER STICKER
FOR IT LAST YEAR.
752
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,250
NOW IT'S LIKE
HIS HOLY GRAIL.
753
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,338
- HELLO, CHARLEY.
754
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:07,600
- HI, BEN.
755
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:09,384
- SO THAT LITTLE DUDE
IS YOURS?
756
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,778
- YEAH, JUST FOR THE LAST
SEVEN YEARS,
757
00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:13,475
SO I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM.
758
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,521
- AH. GOOD IDEA.
759
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,523
- MOM. I CAN HEAR YOU.
760
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,742
- I KNOW YOU CAN.
761
00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,484
- SHE PROMISED TO TAKE ME
TO MYSTERY SITE THIS SUMMER.
762
00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:24,182
YOU WANNA COME?
763
00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,270
- [laughs]
764
00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:27,185
- YEAH!
765
00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,970
[laughing] YEAH, I'LL GO
TO MYSTERY SITE WITH YOU.
766
00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:31,624
OF COURSE! YEAH.
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
767
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,758
- HERE. AS A REMINDER.
768
00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,412
- OKAY.
- YOU'LL LET ME KEEP THIS?
769
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,935
- MM-HMM.
- SERIOUS?
770
00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,372
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY.
771
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,982
- SWEET, DUDE.
772
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:45,072
RIGHT ON!
773
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,421
THANK YOU, MAN!
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
774
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:50,382
- MOM, CAN I GO PHOTOCOPY
MY BUTT?
775
00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,340
- HANDS ONLY, BUSTER.
776
00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,168
- OKAY.
777
00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:55,778
- YEAH, THAT LIGHT'LL
BURN YOUR BUTT.
778
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,040
I TRIED THAT.
- [laughs]
779
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,608
UH, YOU KNOW,
780
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,828
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA MENTION
THE MYSTERY SITE AGAIN
781
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,351
OR HE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU.
782
00:37:03,525 --> 00:37:05,135
HE NEVER FORGETS A THING.
783
00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,398
- THAT'S OKAY.
NEITHER DO I.
784
00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:07,834
- [laughs]
785
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:10,663
OH, AND I BELIEVE
SOMEONE OWES ME
786
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,665
A CHORUS OF DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
787
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,580
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
788
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,930
BECAUSE I MAY BUST THAT OUT
AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
789
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,540
AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.
790
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,630
- WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND
YOU TWO TOGETHER?
791
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,677
READY FOR SOME HOOP ACTION?
- UH, I AM READY.
792
00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,548
- YEAH? ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
793
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,463
- HAVE FUN, GUYS.
- OKAY. THANKS.
794
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,725
- BYE.
Chloe: BYE!
795
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,863
- LUKE! COME ON.
IT'S TIME TO GO.
796
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,296
- THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES
I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
797
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,601
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR INVITING ME.
798
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,516
- OF COURSE.
799
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,213
- HEY, BEN,
YOU TWO READY TO ORDER?
800
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,259
- MM.
- I JUST CAN'T DECIDE.
801
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:26,695
IT'S JUST...MMM.
802
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,567
- SHALL I ORDER FOR US?
803
00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,613
- SURE. LET'S SEE
HOW PSYCHIC YOU ARE.
804
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:35,269
- OKAY.
805
00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:38,490
LINGUINI AND CHICKEN
WITH EXTRA PESTO SAUCE.
806
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:41,275
- YUM. PESTO.
807
00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,799
UM...BUT NO LINGUINI.
JUST THE CHICKEN.
808
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,628
LIGHT ON THE PESTO
AND EXTRA VEGGIES, PLEASE.
809
00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:48,282
THANKS.
810
00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:50,458
I'LL JUST HAVE IT
THE WAY IT COMES.
811
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,721
THANK YOU.
- I'M ON A NO-CARB KICK.
812
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,375
TRYING TO GET BACK
INTO A SIZE 2.
813
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,116
- YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT.
814
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,205
YOU'RE PERFECT.
- [chuckles]
815
00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,599
WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK
YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?
816
00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,992
- I SEE A CHLOE WHO'S BRIGHT...
817
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,516
UM, AMBITIOUS.
818
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,605
VERY CAPABLE.
819
00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,998
BUT MOST LIKELY HAS HAD
SOME DOORS OPEN TO HER
820
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,566
BECAUSE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
821
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,959
- GO ON.
822
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,656
- I SEE A CHLOE
823
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,832
THAT, DESPITE HER BEAUTY,
824
00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,138
GOOD FORTUNE,
AND NUMEROUS FRIENDS,
825
00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,749
AT THE END OF THE DAY...
826
00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,056
AT THE END OF THE DAY
JUST WANTS ONE THING,
827
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,493
AND THAT'S...TRUE LOVE.
828
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,322
BUT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
829
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:31,369
IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO
FIND THAN SHE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
830
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,806
BECAUSE MOST GUYS,
ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT GUYS,
831
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,156
FIND HER TOO UNAPPROACHABLE,
832
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,201
TOO OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE,
SO MUCH SO
833
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,855
THAT I BET
THEY DON'T EVEN TRY.
834
00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:46,296
SO...SHE HAS DECIDED
TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX
835
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,908
AND...
GIVE ROMANCE A TRY.
836
00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:52,390
SEE IF IT LEADS SOMEWHERE
NEW AND FULFILLING.
837
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,786
WAS I CLOSE?
- PRETTY GOOD.
838
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,528
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
839
00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,794
- IT'S WEIRD.
840
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,883
IT'S LIKE...BEN KNOWS ME.
841
00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,885
LIKE HE'S LOOKED INTO
MY SOUL OR SOMETHING.
842
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,192
- WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE A SENSITIVE GUY.
843
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,802
- YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME,
844
00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,022
I FEEL LIKE I'VE MET A GUY
WHO LIKES ME FOR...
845
00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,676
WHAT'S IN HERE.
846
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,808
- YEAH, WELL,
SENSITIVE GUY OR NO,
847
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,724
WHAT'S OUT HERE IS WHAT'S
DRIVING THAT BOY'S TRAIN.
848
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,726
- I DON'T KNOW, VAL.
THIS ONE MAY BE DIFFERENT.
849
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,300
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
850
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,303
HAVEN'T HEARD YOU MENTION
PHANTOM OF THE EMAIL RECENTLY.
851
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,132
- THAT'S BECAUSE HE...
STOPPED EMAILING.
852
00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:41,700
- MAYBE HE'S BUSY.
OR OUT OF TOWN?
853
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,266
MAYBE IT'S YOUR TURN
TO EMAIL HIM,
854
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,746
AND HE'S WAITING ON YOU.
855
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,227
- OH, COME ON,
LET'S FACE IT, VAL.
856
00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:48,924
IT'S CRAZY.
857
00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,144
I'VE BEEN HAVING FEELINGS
FOR A GUY
858
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,363
I'VE NEVER EVEN MET,
859
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:57,237
KNOW NOTHING ABOUT,
WHO COULD BE ABSOLUTELY ANYBODY.
860
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,413
AND I HAVE A CHILD
TO THINK ABOUT.
861
00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,894
I CAN'T BE BRINGING
STRANGE MEN INTO HIS LIFE.
862
00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,548
- THAT HASN'T EXACTLY
BEEN A PROBLEM.
863
00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,637
- WHATEVER.
864
00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,900
I'M BREAKING IT OFF
WITH ARTBOY RIGHT NOW.
865
00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:24,133
I'VE MET SOMEONE.
866
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,271
- COLLIN, CHECK THIS OUT.
867
00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:33,882
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR THIS.
IT'S FROM C ANDERSON.
868
00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:36,058
"DEAR ARTBOY, I'VE ENJOYED
GETTING TO KNOW YOU,
869
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,886
"BUT I NEED TO MOVE ON.
870
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:41,455
"I MET SOMEONE REAL,
SOMEONE I LIKE,
871
00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,413
"THAT GUY FROM THE PARTY
I MENTIONED,
872
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,155
"AND I THINK IT'S BEST IF
I JUST FOCUS ON HIM RIGHT NOW.
873
00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:50,246
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
ALL THE BEST. C"
874
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,161
SHE LIKES ME.
875
00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,250
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE
ANYBODY ELSE.
876
00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:56,992
- CONGRATS, BRO.
YOU'RE IN.
877
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,826
- "I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
HE SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY.
878
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,698
"GO FOR IT!
879
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,308
GOOD LUCK, C."
880
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,405
- BEN JUST CALLED.
SUDDENLY ALL EXCITED.
881
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,539
WANTS TO TAKE ME AWAY
TO JOSHUA TREE FOR THE WEEKEND.
882
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:25,064
- OH. IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE.
YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
883
00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:27,153
- WHAT'S THERE, EXACTLY?
884
00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,328
- WELL, IT'S A PARK
IN THE DESERT
885
00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:31,723
WITH CACTUS, WILD FLOWERS,
886
00:42:31,897 --> 00:42:33,202
BEAUTIFUL JOSHUA TREES.
887
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,161
STARRY NIGHTS.
888
00:42:35,335 --> 00:42:36,989
- HUH.
889
00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,034
MAYBE WE'LL STOP AT THE OUTLETS
ON THE WAY THERE.
890
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,210
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
891
00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:42,472
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR THE WEEKEND?
892
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:45,519
ARE YOU FINALLY MEETING
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER?
893
00:42:45,693 --> 00:42:47,216
- HARDLY.
894
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,262
I JUST E-DUMPED HIM.
895
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:52,526
- I HAVE LOTS OF GUYS
I CAN FIX YOU UP WITH.
896
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,397
ASIDE FROM THE ONES
AT THE PARTY.
897
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,357
- NO. I'M NO GOOD
ON BLIND DATES.
898
00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,837
- WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO MEET SOMEONE?
899
00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,796
THE INTERNET?
[laughs]
900
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,189
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL GO ON A DOUBLE DATE.
901
00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:05,278
ME AND BEN.
902
00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,236
YOU AND...
SOMEONE FAB I COME UP WITH.
903
00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,847
UM...BUT THERE'S
JUST ONE THING.
904
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:11,414
IF YOU'RE GONNA JUMP BACK
INTO THE DATING POOL,
905
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,026
YOU MAY NEED A LITTLE BIT
OF A...VISUAL REBOOT.
906
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,158
- WHAT?
907
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,725
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AFTER WORK?
908
00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:23,165
- ♪ BA BA DA BA BA BA BA
909
00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:26,560
♪ BA BA DA BA
910
00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:31,086
♪ BA BA DA
BA BA BA DA ♪
911
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,265
[music continues]
912
00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:44,099
♪
913
00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:54,414
- JIM.
YOU REMEMBER CHARLEY.
914
00:43:58,287 --> 00:44:00,463
- WOW.
915
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,292
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEBACK
SINCE THE '69 METS.
916
00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:07,427
- [giggling]
917
00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:12,214
- UH, CHLOE.
918
00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:13,433
GONNA INTRODUCE ME
TO YOUR F--
919
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,090
CHARLEY.
920
00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:19,178
WOW.
[laughs]
921
00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,180
I MEAN, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
922
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:22,355
- IS THAT A COMPLIMENT?
923
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,878
- UH--
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT IT TO BE.
924
00:44:24,052 --> 00:44:25,227
- OF COURSE SHE DOES.
925
00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,142
- OH, MY GOSH!
CHARLEY!
926
00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:29,144
VA-VA-VOOM!
927
00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,277
- IT WAS ALL CHLOE.
SHE'S A MAKEOVER QUEEN.
928
00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:33,496
- OH, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
SHE'S GOT THE GOODS.
929
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,194
- OKAY, CHLOE, I'M NEXT.
930
00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:37,587
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
931
00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:39,459
OPERATION CHARLEY GOES DATING
STARTS IMMEDIATELY.
932
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,287
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?
933
00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:47,772
- MOM, YOU LOOK PRETTY.
934
00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:50,122
I'M GLAD YOU DID A DO-OVER.
935
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:51,253
- [laughs]
IT'S A MAKEOVER.
936
00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:52,341
AND THANK YOU, HONEY.
937
00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,604
YOU KNOW WHAT?
938
00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,911
I'M STARTING TO FEEL
KIND OF PRETTY.
939
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,044
- ARE YOU GONNA
BRING ME HOME A NEW DAD?
940
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,262
- I'M GOIN' ON A DATE,
941
00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,221
NOT A SHOPPING SPREE.
942
00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:04,745
- HMM. THAT'S TOO BAD.
943
00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:06,225
- HEY.
944
00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:08,314
YOU KNOW WHAT?
945
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:11,056
ONE DAY,
YOU MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER DAD.
946
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,407
BUT FOR RIGHT NOW,
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
947
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:17,149
IS THAT I LOVE YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH, OKAY?
948
00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:18,193
- I KNOW, MOM.
949
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,368
- AND THIS TIME,
950
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,240
NO TYING UP THE BABYSITTER.
951
00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:23,198
- OKAY.
- SHE'S OLD.
952
00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:24,591
- CHARLEY, THIS IS GABE.
953
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,375
- HI, GABE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
954
00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,203
- HEY. CHLOE'S TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT YOU.
955
00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:29,378
BUT I SHOWED UP ANYWAY.
956
00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:32,251
[both laughing]
957
00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:33,469
- CHARLEY, GABE'S GOT A WICKED
SENSE OF HUMOR.
958
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,254
- HEY, EVERYBODY.
959
00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:37,822
I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM LATE.
960
00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:40,085
- HI.
961
00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,173
- CHARLEY, YOU LOOK...
962
00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:42,565
AMAZING.
963
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,306
CHLOE SAID THAT YOU HAD
A MAKEOVER--
964
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,220
- UM--[ahem]
- EXAM.
965
00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:49,355
AT WORK.
SO...
966
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,139
HEY, I'M BEN.
- GABE.
967
00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:53,489
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
968
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:55,927
- I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT MY DATE.
969
00:45:58,712 --> 00:46:00,322
- WOULD YOU RATHER
I LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY?
970
00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:02,237
- AH...
971
00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:04,196
[laughter]
972
00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,067
- I LOVE THIS GUY.
GIVE IT HERE.
973
00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,896
- WHO'S HUNGRY?
974
00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:10,376
- I AM.
975
00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:15,250
- SEE, I NEVER GOT THE HANG
OF TWIRLING SPAGHETTI.
976
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,035
HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
- HMM...
977
00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,125
MOMENTO.
LET ME SHOW YOU THE MANNER
978
00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,343
FROM SICILY...
979
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258
HOW TO-A TWIRL THE SPAGHETTI.
980
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:24,520
FIRST YOU TAKE-A THE FORK
AND...
981
00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,436
AND YOU MAKE THE SWIRL
LIKE THIS.
982
00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:30,526
AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE PASTA
ON-A THE FORK
983
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,311
AND AFTER THE TWIST
AND SWIRL...
984
00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:34,269
THEN YOU EAT!
985
00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,535
BRAVO.
986
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,408
- GABE, CHARLEY HAS THE MOST
ADORABLE SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON.
987
00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:44,279
- OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S HE DO FOR A LIVING?
988
00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:46,455
[chuckles]
989
00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:48,631
- WELL...
990
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,547
ACTUALLY,
LUKE, IN HIS MIND,
991
00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,419
PLAYS FOR THE DODGERS,
992
00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:55,987
BUT IN REALITY, HE'S JUST
LEARNING HOW TO THROW A BALL.
993
00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:58,337
NOT THAT I AM THE BEST
TEACHER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT.
994
00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,600
- WELL, I'D OFFER TO HELP,
BUT I MAKE KIDS CRY.
995
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,123
MOST ADULTS TOO.
996
00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,995
[laughs]
997
00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,301
- CHARLEY, I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY
TO TEACH LUKE IF YOU'D LIKE.
998
00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,129
- I WOULDN'T ASK YOU
TO DO THAT.
999
00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:10,131
- NO. IT'S OKAY.
1000
00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:13,308
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
1001
00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:15,136
- NO.
- REALLY?
1002
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,312
UM, WELL...
1003
00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:20,359
WELL, IF IT'S OKAY, I'M...
I'M SURE HE'D LOVE IT.
1004
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,143
- IT'S A DATE THEN.
1005
00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:23,492
- WHAT A GUY!
1006
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,712
- OKAY, SO BEN'S A PRINCE.
WE GET IT.
1007
00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,235
NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME?
- MM...
1008
00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:29,150
- YES. OF COURSE.
1009
00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:30,586
GABE, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
1010
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,154
- ME? I RUN A CHARM SCHOOL.
1011
00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:34,503
KIDDING.
1012
00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:37,332
[laughter]
1013
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:41,293
AH, YEAH,
I'LL TAKE THE BREAD.
1014
00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:52,347
- TONIGHT WASN'T SO BAD,
WAS IT?
1015
00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:56,221
- NO. I'M NOT SURE GABE
IS THE RIGHT MATCH FOR CHARLEY,
1016
00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:58,223
BUT...
- OH.
1017
00:47:58,397 --> 00:47:59,789
THAT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO
ON SHORT NOTICE.
1018
00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:02,270
ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA KISS
A BUNCH OF FROGS
1019
00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:03,358
BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR PRINCE.
1020
00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,320
- BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN
TRUE LOVE, RIGHT?
1021
00:48:08,494 --> 00:48:11,279
- I BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK.
1022
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:14,630
AT LEAST, THAT'S HOW LIFE'S
WORKED FOR ME, ANYWAY.
1023
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,197
- THE OTHER NIGHT AT DINNER
YOU SAID
1024
00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:17,677
YOU ONLY WANTED ONE THING.
1025
00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:19,548
YOU SAID THAT WAS TRUE LOVE.
1026
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,724
- NO. YOU SAID IT FOR ME.
1027
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,901
BESIDES, JUST BECAUSE
I MAY WANT IT
1028
00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:26,381
DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE
IT ACTUALLY EXISTS.
1029
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:34,128
- THAT'S NOT VERY ROMANTIC
OF YOU.
1030
00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:36,261
- NO.
1031
00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,393
BUT THIS IS.
1032
00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:49,404
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
1033
00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,806
- SO CHARLEY'S DATING
RANDOM JERKS.
1034
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,286
MAYBE I SHOULD BE
DATING HER.
1035
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,418
- [laughs]
1036
00:49:03,592 --> 00:49:06,247
YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
1037
00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:07,596
CHARLEY'S A GOOD GIRL,
YOU KNOW?
1038
00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:09,729
SHE'S NICE, SWEET, KIND.
1039
00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:13,341
SHE'S PRACTICALLY
A PERFECT WOMAN.
1040
00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:14,342
LAST THING
SHE NEEDS TO BE DOING
1041
00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:16,127
IS DATING A CYNIC LIKE YOU.
1042
00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,302
OFF THE BOARD.
1043
00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:19,391
- UNBELIEVABLE.
1044
00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,088
WELL, MAYBE, UH...
SHE SHOULD BE DATIN'
1045
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:22,350
SOMEONE LIKE, UM...
1046
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:23,699
I DON'T KNOW, YOURSELF?
1047
00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,527
- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
1048
00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,182
- IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE AWFULLY
FOND OF A LADY
1049
00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:29,705
THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN
ACTUALLY DATING.
1050
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:32,404
- I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
AND A FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME.
1051
00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,232
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
IT'S CALLED MULTITASKING.
1052
00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:35,581
COME ON.
- IT'S CALLED BEING SOFT.
1053
00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,148
BUT ANYWAY--HOW IS THE LOVELY
CHLOE DOING?
1054
00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:40,629
- SHE'S, UM...
1055
00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,501
SHE'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
1056
00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,416
YOU KNOW?
THAT'S HOW SHE IS.
1057
00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:47,288
I JUST THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE
A PROBLEM SHARING IN PERSON.
1058
00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:49,116
YOU KNOW?
1059
00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,335
- WHAT NOW?
1060
00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:52,380
- AH...HO HO HO HO HO!
1061
00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:55,427
IT'S JUST LAST NIGHT
1062
00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:56,906
SHE HAD A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT TAKE ON TRUE LOVE
1063
00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:58,734
THAN WHEN WE SPOKE ONLINE--
IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
1064
00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,475
IT'S JUST...
IT'S JUST CONFUSING TO ME.
1065
00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:02,738
- IT'S ONE THING TO SAY IT
ONLINE.
1066
00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,610
IT'S ANOTHER THING
TO SAY IT TO HER FACE.
1067
00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:07,308
FADE AWAY!
1068
00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:10,311
- NOT EVEN CLOSE.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
1069
00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:20,321
[crunching]
1070
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:23,542
[TV murmurs quietly]
1071
00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:03,364
[chuckling quietly]
1072
00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:12,504
- WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR UFOs,
1073
00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:14,549
WHICH WAS KIND OF FUN
FOR THE FIRST HOUR,
1074
00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:15,855
THEN BECAME POINTLESS.
1075
00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:19,424
OH, BEN MADE A FIRE
WITH TWIGS.
1076
00:51:19,598 --> 00:51:22,253
HE'S SUCH A BOY SCOUT.
1077
00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,342
WE TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS.
1078
00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,866
THOUGH I MADE BEN
EAT MY MARSHMALLOWS,
1079
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,476
'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY
OFF SUGAR NOW.
1080
00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,435
OH, MY FAVORITE PART.
1081
00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,480
WE STOPPED AT THE OUTLETS
ON THE WAY BACK.
1082
00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:34,395
[telephone rings]
1083
00:51:36,702 --> 00:51:39,444
BEN. HEY.
1084
00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:40,793
ARE YOUR EARS BURNING?
1085
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,490
HE SAYS HI.
- TELL HIM I SAID HI BACK.
1086
00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,667
AND THAT NOW
LUKE KEEPS ASKING ME
1087
00:51:45,841 --> 00:51:47,278
WHEN HE'S GONNA TEACH HIM
HOW TO THROW A HARD BALL.
1088
00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,411
- DID YOU GET THAT?
1089
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,760
- OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT.
1090
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:54,241
FIRE IT RIGHT DOWN THE TUBE.
1091
00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:57,288
- WHOA! OKAY.
1092
00:51:57,462 --> 00:51:58,593
THAT WASN'T BAD.
1093
00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,421
- THAT WAS TOTALLY BAD.
1094
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:03,468
I THROW LIKE MY MOTHER.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1095
00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,774
YOU THROW MUCH BETTER THAN HER.
I'VE SEEN HER THROW.
1096
00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:08,255
YOUR SKILLS
FAR SURPASS HERS.
1097
00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:10,475
- OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING
ON THE BENCH.
1098
00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:11,476
- OKAY.
- WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
1099
00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:12,868
I COULD EVEN
THROW THAT WELL.
1100
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,393
TRUE STORY.
BUT I PRACTICED AND I PRACTICED,
1101
00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,786
AND A COUPLE YEARS LATER,
I WAS BRINGING THE HEAT.
1102
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,223
OR AT LEAST SOME WARMTH
BY THEN.
1103
00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:21,399
SO COME HERE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
1104
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,532
THE PEACE SIGN, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
1105
00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:26,447
- YOU'RE GONNA PUT THE BALL
RIGHT BETWEEN TWO FINGERS.
1106
00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:27,753
YOU'RE GONNA REST IT
ON THAT KNUCKLE,
1107
00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,407
CLAMP IT WITH YOUR THUMB,
JUST RIGHT HERE.
1108
00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:31,539
THE SAME ARM
THAT YOU THROW WITH,
1109
00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,454
YOU'RE GONNA PUSH OFF
THAT LEG.
1110
00:52:33,628 --> 00:52:35,413
JUST POINT TO WHERE
YOU WANNA THROW.
1111
00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:38,155
AND WATCH.
STRAIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD HERE...
1112
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,069
RIGHT THERE.
1113
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:40,940
GIVE IT A SHOT.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
1114
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:48,339
OKAY, WATCH THIS, MOM!
[snaps]
1115
00:52:48,513 --> 00:52:49,470
WATCH THIS!
1116
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:51,733
WATCH THIS.
1117
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,734
I GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
1118
00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:53,735
RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE.
1119
00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,346
OH!
HO HO HO HO OH!
1120
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,391
ONE LESSON!
1121
00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:59,306
I'M THE PHIL JACKSON
OF PEE WEE BALL!
1122
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,614
AGAIN!
1123
00:53:02,788 --> 00:53:05,356
RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE.
YES!
1124
00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,537
- YOU KNOW, I REALLY
CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
1125
00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:13,755
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
1126
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:16,584
I HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.
1127
00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:19,283
LUKE IS A GREAT KID.
1128
00:53:19,457 --> 00:53:23,461
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
A GREAT MOM.
1129
00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:25,550
I DON'T WANNA BE INTRUSIVE,
BUT, UM...
1130
00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,682
WHERE'S HIS DAD?
1131
00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,556
- UM...
1132
00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:34,646
HE LEFT, UH...
1133
00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,692
HE LEFT RIGHT AFTER
LUKE HAD HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY.
1134
00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:43,045
- SO, UH...
1135
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,656
SO HE'S NOT IN LUKE'S LIFE
AT ALL?
1136
00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:46,962
- MM-MM.
1137
00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:48,703
HIS LOSS.
1138
00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:51,706
AND LUKE'S, OF COURSE.
1139
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,276
- WELL, IT'S GOOD
YOU'RE DATING AGAIN.
1140
00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,886
RIGHT?
1141
00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,718
- YEAH, RIGHT NOW I'M KINDA
STALLED IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
1142
00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:09,071
- GET OUTTA HERE!
- MM-HMM.
1143
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,725
- YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH.
1144
00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:17,558
YOU DESERVE A GREAT GUY.
1145
00:54:17,732 --> 00:54:19,604
HE'S OUT THERE.
1146
00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:20,909
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND HIM.
1147
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,392
NICE, DUDE, NICE!
1148
00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,703
- SURPRISE.
- OH...BEN.
1149
00:54:31,877 --> 00:54:33,661
YOU SCARED THE LIFE
OUT OF ME!
1150
00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:35,272
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1151
00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,622
- I'M HERE FOR
CHARLEY'S THANK-YOU LUNCH.
1152
00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:39,972
- OH...I FORGOT.
1153
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:43,715
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, GUYS,
I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
1154
00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,194
I'LL PROBABLY
JUST ORDER IN.
1155
00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:47,545
BUT YOU TWO GO.
ENJOY YOURSELVES.
1156
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:51,505
- ARE YOU SURE?
1157
00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,507
- YEAH, YEAH, GO.
1158
00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:56,162
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1159
00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:57,598
WE'RE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
1160
00:54:57,772 --> 00:55:00,079
- ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY.
1161
00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,080
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
- BYE. SEE YOU LATER.
1162
00:55:01,254 --> 00:55:02,299
- BYE.
1163
00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:08,957
- OKAY, SO WHAT IS YOUR
ALL-TIME FAVORITE SAD MOVIE?
1164
00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:10,524
- SAD MOVIE...
1165
00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:12,700
THE NOTEBOOK.
1166
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,354
BECAUSE I LOVED GENA ROWLANDS
IN IT.
1167
00:55:14,528 --> 00:55:16,356
- SHE WAS STELLAR IN THAT.
I WILL GIVE YOU THAT.
1168
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:17,792
WHAT ABOUT COMEDY?
1169
00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:19,490
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
COMEDY OF ALL TIME?
1170
00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:21,143
- OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN'T...
JUDGE ME.
1171
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,537
- I HAVE TO HEAR IT FIRST.
1172
00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:25,234
- 16 CANDLES.
1173
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,889
- WHO DOESN'T LIKE 16 CANDLES?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1174
00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:30,631
WHAT ABOUT DESSERT?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?
1175
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:34,766
- PIE, OF COURSE.
1176
00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,245
THINK WE TALKED ABOUT
THAT ONE.
1177
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,030
- WE CERTAINLY DID.
- MM-HMM.
1178
00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:42,556
- WHAT ABOUT...
1179
00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:46,125
YOUR FAVORITE
CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
1180
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:47,909
- MY FAVORITE
CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
1181
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:51,173
- HMM?
- MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY.
1182
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,567
THAT'S BIG.
UM...
1183
00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:56,309
THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE...
1184
00:55:56,483 --> 00:55:59,356
RIDING BIKES
WITH MY DAD AT THE BEACH
1185
00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:03,534
REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
1186
00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,058
ALL RIGHT.
MY TURN.
1187
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:07,755
- GO.
- OKAY.
1188
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,409
FAVORITE COLOR.
- BLUE.
1189
00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,106
- FAVORITE BAND.
- BEATLES.
1190
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,195
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
1191
00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,720
[laughs] YOU SAY THAT
LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISED.
1192
00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:18,636
WHAT IS THAT--IS THAT
TOO OLD-SCHOOL FOR YOU?
1193
00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:21,116
- NO, I JUST FIGURED YOU
FOR A STONES FAN.
1194
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,814
- WELL, I AM A STONES FAN,
1195
00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:24,206
BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE,
DESERT ISLAND STYLE,
1196
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,556
I WOULD GO WITH BEATLES.
1197
00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:26,731
- [laughing]
1198
00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:31,257
- INTERESTING.
1199
00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,346
SO IS THE NEW AND IMPROVED
CHARLEY
1200
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,869
GETTING A LITTLE COZY
WITH YOUR MAN?
1201
00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:37,872
- WHAT? NO.
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
1202
00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,353
HE DID HER A FAVOR,
SO SHE'S JUST RETURNING IT.
1203
00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:41,572
- DOES THAT MEAN
THAT YOU'RE FREE FOR LUNCH?
1204
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,008
CHECK THIS OUT.
1205
00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:45,793
I'M BUYING.
1206
00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:47,491
BE READY IN FIVE.
1207
00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:49,884
- UM...
1208
00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:53,627
- MM...
1209
00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:56,761
FAVORITE MOMENT
IN THE LAST...
1210
00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:58,676
THREE MONTHS.
1211
00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:01,679
- THAT WOULD BE CHLOE'S
LOCK AND KEY PARTY.
1212
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:07,162
I MET A NEW FRIEND
THAT NIGHT.
1213
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687
- BURGER AND FRIES?
- YES.
1214
00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:11,297
YES, MA'AM.
1215
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,038
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
1216
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,083
- THANKS.
1217
00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:16,607
- [chuckling]
- WHAT?
1218
00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,304
- I'M JUST THINKING--
1219
00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:19,958
THE ONLY THING ON THAT PLATE
THAT CHLOE WOULD EAT
1220
00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,786
IS THE PICKLE.
1221
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,092
AND I'M NOT EVEN CERTAIN
ABOUT THE PICKLE.
1222
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,790
- [laughs] OKAY, WELL...
1223
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:28,619
IF IT'S NOT MOVING
OR SOME UNIDENTIFIABLE COLOR,
1224
00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,142
I'M THERE.
1225
00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:32,927
- A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART.
1226
00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:36,409
MMM!
1227
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,106
- THANK YOU FOR BOOSTING
HIS CONFIDENCE.
1228
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,673
ALTHOUGH,
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
1229
00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,370
WITH ALL YOUR TALK,
1230
00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,285
HE'S GONNA END UP WANTING
TO CALL YOU FOR A PLAYDATE.
1231
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,592
- THAT'S OKAY.
WE CAN MOVE ON TO BASKETBALL--
1232
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:47,246
- HEY, GUYS.
1233
00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:49,248
WE WERE JUST OUT
FOR A QUICK LUNCH.
1234
00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:56,429
- I THOUGHT, UH, I THOUGHT
YOU HAD A LOT OF STUFF TO DO.
1235
00:57:56,603 --> 00:57:59,345
- WELL, IT WAS--
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
1236
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:02,261
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES
CHLOE NO FUN FOR THE BENJI.
1237
00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:04,742
- WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, NOW,
CAN WE?
1238
00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:06,091
- YEAH. [chuckles]
I GUESS...
1239
00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,309
I GUESS WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.
1240
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,181
WELL, BYE, CHARLEY, CHLOE.
1241
00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:12,010
SEE YOU SOON, RYAN.
- BEN.
1242
00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:13,054
- BYE, BEN.
1243
00:58:13,228 --> 00:58:13,968
- AFTER YOU, LADIES.
1244
00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:21,933
- I WONDER WHAT DRIVES YOU,
WHAT MAKES YOU TICK.
1245
00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:25,153
WHAT THRILLS YOU,
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU VALUE?
1246
00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:26,633
FROM THE SIMPLEST THINGS
TO THE DEEPEST.
1247
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,374
I DO.
1248
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:31,508
AND MAYBE THAT'S...MORE THAN
YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME.
1249
00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,121
- NOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE
AT ALL.
1250
00:58:36,295 --> 00:58:38,297
I'M VERY INTERESTED IN YOU.
1251
00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,168
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
1252
00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:44,869
- WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
- WHAT?
1253
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,001
- WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
1254
00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:51,005
- RED.
- IT'S BLUE.
1255
00:58:51,179 --> 00:58:53,181
ACTUALLY.
1256
00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:55,444
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND?
1257
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:59,536
- BEN FOLDS.
- BEN...[laughs] FOLDS. NO.
1258
00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,929
WHAT POSITION DID I PLAY
IN LITTLE LEAGUE?
1259
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,148
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
- BECAUSE I PLAYED RIGHT FIELD.
1260
00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,280
- WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?
1261
00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,673
THIS ISN'T BECAUSE I WENT OUT
TO LUNCH WITH RYAN, IS IT?
1262
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,109
- IT'S NOT.
- BECAUSE RYAN'S NOBODY.
1263
00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:10,068
WE JUST WORK TOGETHER.
1264
00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,810
- IT'S NOT ABOUT RYAN.
1265
00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:14,899
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY.
I AM.
1266
00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:23,037
- I KNOW.
LET'S WATCH A DVD.
1267
00:59:23,211 --> 00:59:24,909
CLEAR OUR HEADS.
1268
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:28,173
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FUN MOVIE?
MAYBE WE HAVE IT HERE.
1269
00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:35,049
- WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
16 CANDLES?
1270
00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,224
- I'LL GO CHECK.
1271
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:58,072
- [sighs]
1272
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,211
- THE TOP FIVE REASONS
1273
01:00:06,385 --> 01:00:08,692
I'M A TOTAL LOSER.
1274
01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,141
DON'T DO THIS, CHARLEY.
1275
01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:32,716
[electronic tone]
1276
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,416
- THIS BETTER BE GOOD...
1277
01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:40,941
FOR A WEEKEND 8:00 A.M.
WAKEUP CALL.
1278
01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:42,508
- OKAY.
1279
01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,032
GUESS WHO ARTBOY
GOT AN EMAIL FROM LAST NIGHT?
1280
01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,947
- ANGELINA JOLIE.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOUR KID.
1281
01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:49,558
- C ANDERSON.
- CHLOE EMAILED YOU?
1282
01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:51,299
THAT'S YOUR BIG SUNDAY
EMERGENCY?
1283
01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:54,259
- I NEVER GAVE HER
THE ARTBOY EMAIL ADDRESS.
1284
01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,477
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
- WHATEVER.
1285
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,610
WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW.
1286
01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,482
IF SHE ENDED IT
WITH CYBER ME
1287
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:01,788
BECAUSE SHE WAS INTO
REAL ME...
1288
01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,095
- SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU.
1289
01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:06,271
WITH YOU.
1290
01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:07,533
[laughs]
THAT'S CLASSIC!
1291
01:01:07,707 --> 01:01:09,491
- OKAY, THAT'S NOT--
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
1292
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:11,189
- IT'S KINDA FUNNY.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
1293
01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,886
- OKAY. WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
1294
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:15,019
- WE GOT INTO A LITTLE FIGHT,
BUT IT WAS TINY.
1295
01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,456
I MEAN, IT WAS...
INCONSEQUENTIAL, YOU KNOW?
1296
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:19,284
IT'S CERTAINLY NOT
A DEAL BREAKER,
1297
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,199
I WOULDN'T THINK.
- MAYBE NOT TO YOU.
1298
01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:24,028
ARTBOY HAS TO MEET
C ANDERSON.
1299
01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:25,420
IN THE FLESH.
1300
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:27,466
AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT
RIGHT NOW,
1301
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,294
NIP IT IN THE BUD
BEFORE IT GETS TOO COMPLICATED
1302
01:01:29,468 --> 01:01:31,165
AND YOU LOSE HER ENTIRELY.
1303
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,167
RIGHT?
- YEAH.
1304
01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:40,174
[whimpers]
1305
01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:50,184
[thinking]
C. GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
1306
01:01:55,886 --> 01:02:00,325
IT'S TIME FOR US TO MEET...
IN PERSON.
1307
01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,284
PLEASE SAY YES.
[electronic whoosh]
1308
01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:05,025
[electronic tone]
1309
01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,259
- OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
1310
01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,740
HOW'S TOMORROW, 1:00 P.M.,
1311
01:02:23,914 --> 01:02:27,047
THE TABLES AT THE SKYLIGHT
MARKET PLACE?
1312
01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:35,360
[electronic tone]
1313
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:39,973
- THEY CAN'T BLAME ME,
YOU KNOW,
1314
01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:41,714
IF THEY DON'T GET THE WORK DONE.
- YEAH, I KNOW!
1315
01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:44,369
- SO YOU GUYS REALLY
DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY?
1316
01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:47,328
- CHARLEY, YOU'RE MEETING HIM
IN A CROWDED PUBLIC PLACE,
1317
01:02:47,502 --> 01:02:48,373
OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
1318
01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,679
YOU'LL BE FINE.
- HOWEVER...
1319
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:54,509
IF HE LOOKS REMOTELY
LIKE HANNIBAL LECTOR, SKEDADDLE.
1320
01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,381
- YOU KNOW, IT'S WILD
THAT AFTER ALL THOSE EMAILS,
1321
01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,774
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
1322
01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:00,428
- YEAH, WELL, HE DIDN'T
WANT TO SEND A PHOTO,
1323
01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:02,561
AND, FRANKLY,
NEITHER DID I.
1324
01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:03,823
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT THE HECK?
1325
01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:05,303
I'LL GO.
1326
01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:07,131
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
1327
01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:08,436
I WANNA SEE THIS GUY.
1328
01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:12,397
- OKAY.
1329
01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:17,576
- OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR
MENTAL PICTURE?
1330
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:20,448
- UM...OKAY, TALLISH...
1331
01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:22,146
- MM-HMM.
1332
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,147
- MAYBE A LITTLE SCRUFFY.
1333
01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,323
KIND EYES.
1334
01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,151
SOULFUL LOOKING.
1335
01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:29,327
YEAH. SOULFUL.
1336
01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:31,285
OH, AND, UM, A CUTE BUTT.
1337
01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:32,721
- WELL, YEAH.
1338
01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,289
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M DOING THIS.
1339
01:03:35,463 --> 01:03:37,422
- IF ARTBOY'S HALF AS GREAT
AS YOU SAY HE SEEMS,
1340
01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:38,597
YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
A LONG TIME AGO.
1341
01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:41,556
- OH! WHAT IF HE'S HERE NOW?
1342
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,428
I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD.
1343
01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,343
- OKAY, I GOT IT.
1344
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,345
I'LL JUST CASUALLY GO OVER
THERE AND WINDOW-SHOP.
1345
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:50,000
AND THEN I'LL CASUALLY SIT
A FEW TABLES AWAY,
1346
01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,566
AND IF IT'S A BUST,
SNEEZE TWICE.
1347
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,786
I'LL JUST CALL YOUR CELL PHONE
WITH A FAMILY EMERGENCY.
1348
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,614
- OKAY. I FEEL LIKE
I'M IN SIXTH GRADE.
1349
01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,094
- OOH! I LOVED THE SIXTH GRADE.
1350
01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:02,316
BYE, CHARLEY.
I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE.
1351
01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:28,038
- IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT IS.
1352
01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,169
- PERFECT.
1353
01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:30,649
THANKS.
1354
01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:34,218
- WHAT'S UP
WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT?
1355
01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:36,350
HEY, MAN.
1356
01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:47,231
- C ANDERSON?
1357
01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,320
- BEN! IT'S YOU!
1358
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:52,540
- YES...
1359
01:04:52,714 --> 01:04:55,413
C ANDERSON...
1360
01:04:55,587 --> 01:04:57,371
IT IS ME, BEN.
1361
01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,948
- WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON?
1362
01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:12,038
- JUST...THE SUM TOTAL OF
ALL OF OUR EXPERIENCES ONLINE.
1363
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,345
I JUST--I JUST--
1364
01:05:14,519 --> 01:05:16,390
FEEL LIKE
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
1365
01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:19,393
THAT I KISSED THE REAL...
C ANDERSON.
1366
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,398
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
BE AT THE TABLES.
1367
01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:27,097
ARE YOU OKAY?
1368
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,316
- YEAH, IT'S JUST, UM...
1369
01:05:29,490 --> 01:05:31,318
- JUST THE BIG...PICTURE
BECOMING CLEAR.
1370
01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:33,364
- YEAH.
YOU COULD SAY THAT.
1371
01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:38,195
- YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW?
1372
01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:40,937
- NO.
1373
01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:49,771
- THERE YOU GO.
MADE YOU SOME HOT GREEN TEA,
1374
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,382
AND I ORDERED CHINESE.
1375
01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,123
CHICKEN AND VEGGIES ONLY.
NO CARBS.
1376
01:05:53,297 --> 01:05:54,646
- THANKS.
1377
01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:01,783
BEN, HOW DID YOU FIRST
GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS?
1378
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,785
- I OVERHEARD YOU
GIVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
1379
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,570
TO YOUR FRIEND,
AND I WROTE IT DOWN.
1380
01:06:05,744 --> 01:06:08,399
BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
1381
01:06:08,573 --> 01:06:12,316
I KNOW THAT THAT'S...
CRAZY AND IT'S WRONG,
1382
01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:14,231
BUT I DON'T REGRET IT,
1383
01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:15,667
BECAUSE WE GOT TO
MEET EACH OTHER.
1384
01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:18,496
CHLOE,
WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU...
1385
01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:21,629
WHICH WAS IN THE PARK
WALKING ACROSS THE BRIDGE,
1386
01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:25,329
I WAS TAKEN.
1387
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:29,202
YOUR BLOND HAIR AND YOUR
WHITE DRESS WERE JUST...
1388
01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:31,770
FLOWING IN THE WIND.
1389
01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:35,339
TO ME, YOU LOOKED LIKE
AN ANGEL.
1390
01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:38,124
- BEN, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU--
1391
01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:40,344
[phone rings]
1392
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,302
- HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
1393
01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:43,651
[ringing]
1394
01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:45,958
YEAH.
1395
01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:48,308
NO. OKAY. YEAH. I-I'LL--
NO, TELL HIM NOT TO LEAVE.
1396
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,179
I'LL BE DOWN THERE
TO SIGN FOR IT.
1397
01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:51,181
ALL RIGHT.
1398
01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:52,312
THAT WAS JUST COLLIN.
1399
01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:53,705
WE'RE HAVING SOME PROOFS
DELIVERED,
1400
01:06:53,879 --> 01:06:56,360
AND MY NAME IS ON THE BOX.
SO I HAVE TO GO DOWN
1401
01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:57,709
AND SIGN FOR IT,
OR WE WON'T GET IT, OKAY?
1402
01:06:57,883 --> 01:06:59,667
SO I-I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES,
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1403
01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:01,495
OKAY?
1404
01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:03,454
JUST KEEP DRINKING
THE HOT TEA,
1405
01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:04,629
'CAUSE YOU LOOK BETTER
ALREADY, OKAY?
1406
01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,676
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1407
01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,192
[electronic whoosh]
1408
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,542
- "DEAR C.
1409
01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:51,241
"I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
SHOW UP TODAY.
1410
01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:52,677
"I KNOW IT WAS WRONG,
1411
01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:55,462
"AND I APOLOGIZE
IF I HURT YOU IN ANY WAY.
1412
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:58,639
"BUT I'VE REALIZED
WHAT WE'VE HAD ALL ALONG
1413
01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:01,381
"IS JUST A FANTASY,
1414
01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:04,428
"AND IT WAS PROBABLY FOOLISH
ON BOTH OF OUR PARTS
1415
01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:07,257
TO THINK IT COULD EVER
BE MATCHED IN REALITY."
1416
01:08:07,431 --> 01:08:09,302
NEED I GO ON?
1417
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:12,305
- SECRET ADMIRER
WANTS TO STAY SECRET.
1418
01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,439
- I NEED TO READ YOU
THIS PART.
1419
01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:18,790
"PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU'LL
ALWAYS LIVE IN MY HEART
1420
01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,271
"AND THAT NO ONE
CAN EVER TAKE AWAY
1421
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:23,099
THE JOY WE'VE SHARED."
1422
01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,233
HI, CHLOE.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
1423
01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:28,756
- OH, JUST IN WITH JIM.
1424
01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:31,498
HE HAD A QUESTION
ABOUT ONE OF THE ACCOUNTS.
1425
01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:32,543
I TAKE IT
ARTBOY DIDN'T SHOW?
1426
01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:34,588
- NOPE.
1427
01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:36,329
WARM HEART, COLD FEET.
1428
01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:38,549
IT'S ALL IN HERE.
1429
01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:43,206
- HONEY, I'M...
I'M SORRY.
1430
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:45,121
- NOT YOUR FAULT.
1431
01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:54,347
YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH
I NEVER MET ARTBOY,
1432
01:08:54,521 --> 01:08:57,698
I REALLY FELT LIKE
I KNEW HIM.
1433
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,787
BECAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT
SO MANY THINGS,
1434
01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:01,485
LIKE LITTLE LIFE THINGS.
1435
01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:02,529
YOU KNOW?
- YEAH.
1436
01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,444
- I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE
1437
01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:07,143
THAT AT LEAST
THAT PART WAS REAL.
1438
01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:08,840
OH, CHLOE...
1439
01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:11,059
YOU DIDN'T TELL BEN THAT I WAS
MEETING CYBER GUY, DID YOU?
1440
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,454
- BEN?
NO. DEFINITELY NOT.
1441
01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,239
- OKAY. GOOD.
1442
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,502
IT'S ALL JUST TOO MORTIFYING.
1443
01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:21,679
I REALLY DON'T WANT
ANYBODY ELSE TO KNOW, OKAY?
1444
01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:24,377
- LADIES, COMPANY MEETING
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
1445
01:09:24,551 --> 01:09:26,771
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I'M JUST A MESSENGER.
1446
01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:28,555
- CAN WE SHOOT YOU?
- [laughs] SHE'S VERY CUTE.
1447
01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:30,340
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE
1448
01:09:30,514 --> 01:09:33,734
FINALLY WARMING UP TO ME,
CHARLEY HORSE.
1449
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,606
- YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN,
AND I'LL PERSONALLY DISABLE YOU
1450
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:36,955
AND ENJOY EVERY SINGLE
SECOND OF IT.
1451
01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:38,783
- YES!
1452
01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:41,438
I'M GETTING TO HER.
- YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING.
1453
01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:43,396
- I DON'T GET IT.
1454
01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:45,050
I'M GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES,
AND THEN SHE LEAVES.
1455
01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:47,357
AND THIS IS WHAT...I FIND.
1456
01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:49,315
AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME--
WHAT-WHAT DOES
1457
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,882
"I NEED TIME TO THINK"
EVEN MEAN?
1458
01:09:51,056 --> 01:09:53,580
- I'M JUST RIFFING HERE,
BUT I'D SAY IT MEANS
1459
01:09:53,754 --> 01:09:55,452
SHE NEEDS TIME TO THINK.
1460
01:09:55,626 --> 01:09:57,671
- I DON'T GET IT, YOU KNOW?
1461
01:09:57,845 --> 01:09:59,804
SHE SAID EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
- MAYBE.
1462
01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:00,805
BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS...
1463
01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:04,591
WHY DID SHE EMAIL ARTBOY AGAIN?
1464
01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:08,421
- TEAM, WE'RE GATHERED HERE
TO BID FOND FAREWELL TO VAL
1465
01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:10,380
AS SHE LEAVES THE WARM
AND SUNNY PLAYING FIELDS
1466
01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:12,338
OF LOS ANGELES
1467
01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:16,081
FOR THE COLD AND WINDY EXPANSES
1468
01:10:16,255 --> 01:10:17,735
OF THAT TODDLIN' TOWN
CHICAGO.
1469
01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:20,303
all: AW!
- HERE'S YOUR NEW UNIFORM.
1470
01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:21,652
- OH.
1471
01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:23,741
[laughing]
THANK YOU.
1472
01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:26,309
IT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
1473
01:10:26,483 --> 01:10:27,571
[laughter]
1474
01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:29,486
AND SO SLIMMING.
1475
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,749
[laughter]
1476
01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:35,622
- I ALSO WANNA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT
TO VAL'S REPLACEMENT,
1477
01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:38,625
AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY
THAT DESPITE THE AVAILABILITY
1478
01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:41,585
OF SOME TALENTED PLAYERS
FROM THE OUTSIDE,
1479
01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:44,588
I DECIDED TO PROMOTE
1480
01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:47,721
FROM WITHIN
OUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.
1481
01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,680
AFTER ALL,
1482
01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,334
WE ARE A PROMOTIONS
COMPANY, RIGHT?
1483
01:10:51,508 --> 01:10:53,727
[laughter]
1484
01:10:53,901 --> 01:10:56,382
FOR PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR GAME 1'S NEW
1485
01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:59,429
DIRECTOR OF MARKETING...
1486
01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:00,560
RYAN BURKE.
1487
01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:02,606
- HA HA!
1488
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,738
[scattered applause]
1489
01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,526
- CONGRATULATIONS.
1490
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,615
- ALL RIGHT, RYAN.
- KUDOS, RYAN.
1491
01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:20,667
- JIM'S AN IDIOT
AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.
1492
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,452
AND YOU DESERVE BETTER.
1493
01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:24,845
I WAS WAITING TO SEE
HOW THINGS PLAYED OUT
1494
01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,630
WITH THE JOB AND WITH ARTBOY
BEFORE I BROUGHT THIS UP,
1495
01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:28,675
BUT, UH, THEY SAID THAT I COULD
BRING SOMEONE IN
1496
01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:31,591
TO RUN MY OFFICE.
- IN CHICAGO?
1497
01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:34,115
- MM-HMM.
1498
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,378
I'M NOT GONNA PULL
ANY PUNCHES.
1499
01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:37,597
IT IS COLD.
IT IS LIKE NORTH POLE COLD.
1500
01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:40,644
BUT...IF YOU'RE UP
FOR THE CHALLENGE...
1501
01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:43,647
THINK ON IT.
1502
01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,128
- I MISS YOU ALREADY.
1503
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,608
- ME TOO, CHARLEY.
1504
01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,262
- HEY, CHLOE, STILL WORKING?
1505
01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,220
- YEAH.
1506
01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:53,570
- TRYING TO IMPRESS
YOUR NEW BOSS?
1507
01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,223
- YOU SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN THE JOB.
1508
01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,661
- OH, IT'S ACTUALLY...
QUITE LIBERATING
1509
01:11:57,835 --> 01:11:59,315
NOT TO GET WHAT YOU HAD
YOUR HEART SET ON
1510
01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:00,577
TWICE IN ONE DAY.
1511
01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:01,882
FREES YOU FROM
ALL EXPECTATION.
1512
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,189
- CHARLEY,
ABOUT YOUR EMAIL GUY--
1513
01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,147
- OH, HE'S THE LAST PERSON
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
1514
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,888
- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT--
- BUT NOTHING.
1515
01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:10,456
I REFUSE TO DEVOTE ANOTHER
SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THAT MAN.
1516
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:11,979
BUT...
1517
01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:14,155
I WILL SAY THIS.
1518
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,983
I GOT TO HIM.
THAT MUCH I KNOW.
1519
01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:19,683
- YEAH.
1520
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,834
[cell phone rings]
1521
01:12:43,968 --> 01:12:45,622
[ringing]
1522
01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:50,453
[ringing]
1523
01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:54,065
- CHLOE, IT'S BEN.
1524
01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:57,547
I THINK WE SHOULD TALK.
1525
01:12:57,721 --> 01:12:59,375
SO, UH...
1526
01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:02,682
JUST CALL ME
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
1527
01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:04,162
OKAY.
BYE.
1528
01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:19,786
HEY, KID!
1529
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,223
- HEY!
- WHAT IS UP?
1530
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,835
- AH, THE SACRED SHIRT.
1531
01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:27,098
- AND...MY LUCKY
BASKETBALL SHIRT,
1532
01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:28,447
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
1533
01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,841
SO...HEY, WATCH IT.
- THANK YOU, BEN.
1534
01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:32,973
THIS IS REALLY ABOVE
AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.
1535
01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:34,801
- AH, NO WORRIES.
1536
01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:37,064
I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO SEE
A COUPLE OF SMILING FACES TODAY.
1537
01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,588
ESPECIALLY...
1538
01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,067
THAT ONE, RIGHT THERE.
1539
01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:41,678
THAT TOOTHY GRIN.
1540
01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:43,201
READY TO TEAR UP THE COURT?
- MM-HMM.
1541
01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,724
- LET'S SEE WHAT
YOU GOT, BUDDY.
1542
01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:47,901
- ALL NET.
1543
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,035
- OH! ALMOST!
1544
01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:55,213
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS STYLE.
BEFORE YOUR TIME.
1545
01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:56,954
BUT MEADOWLARK LEMON,
THIS GUY--
1546
01:13:57,128 --> 01:13:59,043
TRUST ME, THIS GUY
WAS A WIZARD ON THE COURT.
1547
01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:02,916
NICE!
1548
01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:07,791
TWOOO!
1549
01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:12,230
NICE!
1550
01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:28,681
- HE'S REALLY GONNA
MISS IT HERE IF WE LEAVE.
1551
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,466
- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1552
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,859
- WELL, THERE'S A CHANCE
I'LL TAKE THAT JOB
1553
01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:35,645
THAT VAL OFFERED ME
IN CHICAGO.
1554
01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,516
- WAIT, YOU...
1555
01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,214
YOU MIGHT BE MOVING?
1556
01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:43,043
- I HAVEN'T TOLD
ANYBODY YET...
1557
01:14:43,217 --> 01:14:46,438
NOT LUKE, BUT...
1558
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:50,573
I'M JUST WAITING FOR IT
TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN FIRST.
1559
01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:53,576
- AH.
1560
01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:55,752
OKAY.
1561
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:58,189
THAT'S--THAT'S--THAT'S, UH,
1562
01:14:58,363 --> 01:14:59,973
THAT'S A SURPRISE.
1563
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,326
- WELL, I'M NOT LOADING UP
THE TRAILER JUST YET.
1564
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,112
- NO. I KNOW.
1565
01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,290
I'D REALLY MISS
THAT LITTLE DUDE.
1566
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:17,034
- YEAH.
HE'LL MISS YOU TOO.
1567
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,123
- SO, UH...
1568
01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:21,647
WHAT IS THE POTENTIAL JOB?
- OH.
1569
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,257
ARGOMONT HOTELS.
- YOU'RE KIDDING?
1570
01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:24,389
MY PARTNER COLLIN AND I
JUST DID
1571
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:26,043
SOME SAMPLE CREATIVE FOR THEM
1572
01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:27,784
THROUGH THEIR LOCAL WEB.
1573
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,134
WE'RE POTENTIALLY UP
FOR A SIZEABLE FREELANCE GIG.
1574
01:15:30,308 --> 01:15:32,310
- WOW, REALLY?
- YEAH!
1575
01:15:32,484 --> 01:15:34,312
- WELL, WHETHER OR NOT
I END UP THERE,
1576
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:36,357
I'LL DEFINITELY
TELL VAL ABOUT IT.
1577
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,794
I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP.
1578
01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:39,926
- I-I-UH...
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
1579
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,449
IT'S JUST THAT, UH, I MEAN,
IF I GOT THE JOB,
1580
01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:44,017
THEN MAYBE WE'D...FIND OURSELF
IN THE SAME CITY, YOU KNOW?
1581
01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:54,550
NICE!
1582
01:15:58,379 --> 01:15:59,990
- ALL RIGHT,
GREAT WORK, TEAM.
1583
01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:02,209
OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
GAME 1'S MOTTO.
1584
01:16:02,383 --> 01:16:05,082
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1585
01:16:05,256 --> 01:16:07,214
- THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM.
1586
01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,608
- LOUDER!
- THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM!
1587
01:16:09,782 --> 01:16:10,696
- BREAK.
1588
01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:18,748
- HEY, THERE, BEAUTIFUL.
1589
01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:20,488
- ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
1590
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,099
- THERE'S A LUNCH TABLE
AT CAFE PICCOLO
1591
01:16:22,273 --> 01:16:23,666
WITH OUR NAME ON IT.
1592
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,145
- NICE!
1593
01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,407
I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS?
1594
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,366
- I LIKE IT.
1595
01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:32,109
- LOOKING GOOD,
CHARLEY HORSE.
1596
01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,372
- THANKS, RYAN.
1597
01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:37,941
HEY...WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND RYAN?
1598
01:16:38,115 --> 01:16:41,248
- I DON'T KNOW.
HE LIKES TAKING ME TO LUNCH.
1599
01:16:41,422 --> 01:16:42,641
HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN.
1600
01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,339
- MORE FUN THAN BEN?
1601
01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:48,560
- CHARLEY, ABOUT BEN, UM...
1602
01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:52,129
I THINK, YOU KNOW,
HE'S MEANT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
1603
01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,261
- WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
1604
01:16:56,568 --> 01:16:59,397
- WELL, WHAT IF A GUY...
1605
01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:01,529
HE NEVER REALLY SEES
THE REAL YOU
1606
01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:05,925
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN
THE FANTASY THAT HE'S CREATED?
1607
01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:10,147
- YOU TALKING ABOUT BEN
OR MY SECRET ADMIRER?
1608
01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,062
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T...
1609
01:17:12,236 --> 01:17:13,106
MEAN TO BRING IT BACK TO ME.
1610
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,500
BUT CHLOE,
1611
01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:17,371
YOU KNOW THAT BEN'S
REALLY SPECIAL, RIGHT?
1612
01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:19,852
- YEAH.
- GUYS LIKE HIM
1613
01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,811
DON'T COME ALONG EVERY DAY.
1614
01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:24,030
YOU KNOW, I JUST HATE
TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING
1615
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,946
YOU REGRET, YOU KNOW?
1616
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,774
- YEAH.
1617
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:29,993
TRYING NOT TO.
1618
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,040
- HEY.
1619
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,346
HOW SOON DO YOU NEED ME?
1620
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,174
- HOW 'BOUT YESTERDAY?
1621
01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:39,916
- YES. THANK YOU.
1622
01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:41,439
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOO.
1623
01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:42,658
BYE.
1624
01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:48,011
WE GOT THE ARGOMONT JOB.
- NO.
1625
01:17:48,185 --> 01:17:49,186
- YES.
- WE DID?
1626
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,188
- YES!
- OH...
1627
01:17:51,362 --> 01:17:53,407
- YES!
- UHH!
1628
01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,322
- YES!
- HA HA!
1629
01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:56,802
- YOUR PAL CHARLEY
TOLD VAL ABOUT US,
1630
01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:58,412
SO SHE GOT A HOLD
OF OUR COMPS.
1631
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:00,153
SHE LOVED THEM.
1632
01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:01,764
SHE MADE IT HER FIRST
EXECUTIVE DECISION!
1633
01:18:01,938 --> 01:18:04,201
- OH!
- WE ARE IN, BABY!
1634
01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,246
YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR FRIEND
CHARLEY AND THANK HER.
1635
01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:09,206
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
1636
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,816
I GOTTA GO TO HER OFFICE
AND THANK HER IN PERSON.
1637
01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:12,775
I'LL BE BACK.
- OKAY. GREAT.
1638
01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:17,910
- I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST
ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED.
1639
01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,129
ONE DAY YOU'RE HERE,
THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE GONE.
1640
01:18:19,303 --> 01:18:20,608
- I KNOW.
1641
01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,436
I'M JUST LUCKY
THAT MY LANDLORD
1642
01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:23,873
HAD A WAITING LIST
FOR MY UNIT.
1643
01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:30,227
- HEY. I'M GLAD
I CAUGHT YOU.
1644
01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,577
I WAS JUST GONNA STOP BY
TO TELL YOU THANKS,
1645
01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,187
YOU KNOW,
FOR EVERYTHING YOU--
1646
01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:35,667
- OH, NO.
THAT WAS ALL VAL'S DOING.
1647
01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,321
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD
IT WORKED OUT.
1648
01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:39,366
- YEAH.
YEAH, ME TOO.
1649
01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:44,154
- SO...
YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEAVING.
1650
01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,939
- YEAH.
1651
01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:48,288
WELL, WHEN THEY THROW YOU
A GOING-AWAY PARTY,
1652
01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:50,247
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.
1653
01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:53,250
- YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS.
1654
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:55,861
- OH, BUT, UH...
GUESS WHERE I'M TAKING LUKE
1655
01:18:56,035 --> 01:18:57,645
ON OUR WAY TO CHICAGO.
- WHERE? WHERE?
1656
01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:00,083
- THE MYSTERY SITE.
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
1657
01:19:00,257 --> 01:19:01,606
- OH, MY GOSH!
1658
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:02,302
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
1659
01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,261
- HE'S GONNA FLIP OUT!
1660
01:19:04,435 --> 01:19:07,873
OH, I WISH I COULD
BE THERE TO SEE THAT!
1661
01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:10,223
SAFE TRAVELS, YOU KNOW,
1662
01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,095
AND PLEASE,
TELL LUKE I SAY GOOD-BYE.
1663
01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,487
GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME.
1664
01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:15,402
HE'S...HE'S GONNA BE
A DODGER IN NO TIME.
1665
01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:16,839
- [laughs]
1666
01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:18,623
I'LL DEFINITELY
TELL HIM THAT.
1667
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:21,844
AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
MR. BEN.
1668
01:19:22,018 --> 01:19:24,324
- I WILL.
1669
01:19:24,498 --> 01:19:27,197
- AND THANK YOU SO MUCH,
CHLOE, FOR THE GREAT SEND-OFF.
1670
01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:28,372
GOOD LUCK AROUND HERE, OKAY?
1671
01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:33,116
THANK YOU.
BYE, GUYS.
1672
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,857
- TAKE CARE.
1673
01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:40,253
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1674
01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,956
- I HATE CHICAGO.
IT'S STUPID.
1675
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,522
- YOU CAN'T HATE SOMEPLACE
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN,
1676
01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:50,611
AND AN ENTIRE CITY
CAN'T BE STUPID.
1677
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,962
- YES, IT CAN.
- OKAY, GO INSIDE.
1678
01:19:53,136 --> 01:19:54,398
CHECK YOUR ROOM
ONE MORE TIME
1679
01:19:54,572 --> 01:19:55,486
SO WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
ANYTHING, OKAY?
1680
01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:56,400
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
1681
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,101
HEY, CHLOE, WHAT IS IT?
1682
01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:04,277
EVERYTHING OKAY?
1683
01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:06,540
- I KNOW
WHO YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS.
1684
01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:07,628
- WHAT?
1685
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:11,241
- CHARLEY, IT'S BEN.
1686
01:20:11,415 --> 01:20:13,069
- BEN?
- EVERYTHING
1687
01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:15,506
THAT HE THOUGHT
HE LOVED ABOUT ME WAS YOU.
1688
01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,556
- DOES BEN KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
1689
01:20:22,730 --> 01:20:25,298
- I WANTED TO TELL YOU FIRST.
1690
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:31,391
- CAN WE...
JUST KEEP IT THAT WAY?
1691
01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:34,264
OKAY, AND NOW, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF I GOTTA DO,
1692
01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:35,352
SO I'M GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE.
1693
01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:37,267
- NO--
- THANK YOU.
1694
01:20:37,441 --> 01:20:38,311
- OKAY.
1695
01:20:44,491 --> 01:20:47,320
- SO I WAS EMAILING CHARLEY
THIS WHOLE TIME.
1696
01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:52,151
HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
1697
01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:53,413
- YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY
WHO'S SO INTERESTED
1698
01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,285
IN LIFE'S LITTLE DETAILS,
1699
01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:57,330
THERE'S ONE
YOU NEVER REALIZED.
1700
01:20:57,504 --> 01:20:59,637
I SPELL MY NAME WITH AN E-N,
NOT AN O-N...
1701
01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:02,205
LIKE CHARLEY, WHO DOES.
1702
01:21:02,379 --> 01:21:04,381
- C ANDERSON.
1703
01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:08,298
- LOOK, BEN, I-I DON'T
MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT...
1704
01:21:08,472 --> 01:21:10,169
WE DON'T BELONG TOGETHER.
1705
01:21:10,343 --> 01:21:12,389
- YEAH, I KNOW.
1706
01:21:12,563 --> 01:21:14,347
- AND THAT'S NOT TO SAY
1707
01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:16,262
THAT YOU'RE NOT THE NICEST GUY
THAT I'VE EVER DATED.
1708
01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:18,134
OR THAT I HAVEN'T REALLY
ENJOYED BEING WITH YOU,
1709
01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,700
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
1710
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,006
I BELONG WITH SOMEONE
MORE LIKE...
1711
01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,703
ME.
1712
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,489
- AND I NEED TO BE
WITH SOMEONE...
1713
01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:27,360
- WHO KNOWS
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR,
1714
01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:29,101
WHO ACTUALLY LIKES
PIE AND PESTO
1715
01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:30,494
AND DOTTY SPRINGSTEEN.
1716
01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:33,323
- DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
1717
01:21:33,497 --> 01:21:35,020
SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES
IN TRUE LOVE.
1718
01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:40,373
AND WHO'S PROBABLY PULLING
OUT OF HER DRIVEWAY AS WE SPEAK.
1719
01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,027
- OH, MY GOSH!
1720
01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:50,340
CHLOE?
CHLOE!
1721
01:21:50,514 --> 01:21:52,255
I'M SORRY, CHLOE.
I GOTTA GO.
1722
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:54,213
- ♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE
1723
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:56,215
♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD BE
1724
01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:58,478
♪ NO ONE CAN TELL YOU
1725
01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:00,567
♪ DIFFERENTLY
1726
01:22:00,741 --> 01:22:02,482
♪ APART FROM THE PACK
1727
01:22:02,656 --> 01:22:05,268
♪ YOU'RE RUNNIN' STRONG
1728
01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:06,617
♪ WHEREVER YOU GO
1729
01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,271
all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1730
01:22:08,445 --> 01:22:11,361
[whooping, applause]
1731
01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:12,579
- HA.
1732
01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,538
THANK YOU, GUYS.
1733
01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,192
- YOU KNOW WHAT I WISHED FOR?
1734
01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:17,671
I WISHED I HAD A--
1735
01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:19,499
- IF YOU TELL,
IT WON'T COME TRUE.
1736
01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:21,458
- SAYS WHO?
1737
01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:23,547
- I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
1738
01:22:23,721 --> 01:22:26,506
- OKAY. THEN...
1739
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,682
TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE
WISHED FOR.
1740
01:22:28,856 --> 01:22:30,554
COME ON, MOM.
YOU CAN TELL ME.
1741
01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,515
- ♪ STANDING IN LINE
1742
01:22:35,689 --> 01:22:37,256
- HEY, YOU JUST MISSED THEM.
1743
01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:42,261
- OKAY.
1744
01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:43,436
THANKS.
1745
01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,439
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
1746
01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,443
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW
HOW TO GET TO THE MYSTERY SITE?
1747
01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:56,667
- ♪ NOW THINGS ARE CHANGING
1748
01:22:56,841 --> 01:23:02,368
♪ THIS TIME
THERE'LL BE SOMEONE ♪
1749
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,066
- MOM! LOOK!
MYSTERY SITE!
1750
01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:07,547
THANKS, MOM.
1751
01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,506
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
1752
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,463
- [chuckling]
1753
01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:15,207
- WE'RE HERE.
WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE!
1754
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,296
- I KNOW, SWEETHEART.
HEY...
1755
01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,776
I KNOW YOU'VE BUILT
THIS PLACE UP
1756
01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,691
SO MUCH IN YOUR MIND,
BUT...
1757
01:23:20,865 --> 01:23:22,519
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU
DON'T GET DISAPPOINTED, OKAY?
1758
01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:25,174
- I WON'T.
COME ON!
1759
01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:26,175
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GO AHEAD.
1760
01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:28,481
I'LL CATCH UP.
1761
01:23:33,878 --> 01:23:35,445
[woof woof]
- HEY, MOM! LOOK.
1762
01:23:35,619 --> 01:23:38,143
- DON'T TELL ME.
1763
01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:39,188
A DINOSAUR.
1764
01:23:39,362 --> 01:23:41,277
- NO. A DOG.
1765
01:23:41,451 --> 01:23:43,496
AND HE HAS TWO DIFFERENT
COLOR EYES.
1766
01:23:51,330 --> 01:23:53,158
- BEN!
1767
01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:56,509
[Bowie barking]
1768
01:23:57,815 --> 01:23:58,816
BEN!
1769
01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:02,341
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
LITTLE DUDE!
1770
01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:04,561
HOW ARE YOU?
1771
01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:06,128
SORRY FOR CRASHING, BUT...
1772
01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:09,218
I DO...
1773
01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:10,480
STILL HAVE MY INVITE.
1774
01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:11,524
- COOL.
1775
01:24:13,831 --> 01:24:14,527
- I'M GONNA GO PLAY
WITH THE DOG.
1776
01:24:17,530 --> 01:24:19,532
[Bowie barking]
1777
01:24:23,493 --> 01:24:25,712
- SO DO YOU...
1778
01:24:25,886 --> 01:24:27,845
BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK
OR TRUE LOVE?
1779
01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:35,374
- I THINK I'M...
1780
01:24:35,548 --> 01:24:38,551
STARTING TO BELIEVE
IN A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
1781
01:24:41,772 --> 01:24:43,165
- YEAH?
1782
01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:45,558
GOOD.
1783
01:24:54,437 --> 01:24:56,352
- HEY, MOM, GUESS WHAT?
1784
01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:58,745
MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE.
1785
01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:00,486
- THAT WE COME
TO THE MYSTERY SITE?
1786
01:25:00,660 --> 01:25:03,272
- OH, YEAH.
THAT TOO.
1787
01:25:03,446 --> 01:25:06,275
- [chuckling]
1788
01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:08,277
SHALL WE?
1789
01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:09,713
- COME ON, BOY.
[woof woof]
1790
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,895
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