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We've 6 hostages.

They've 6 hostages.

- We've bombs. - They've bombs.

Come within 5 minutes...

- Come within 5 minutes... - Or...

- Or... - I would kill...

- I would kill... - Fan shi wao

fan shi wao. Yes, it's me.

Please don't be late. Bye.

"Six months and a week before"

- Sir chung. - Yes, over

since kuen and man went to Europe to watch the world cup

you've already visited 7 times this week.

Isn't it too much for the baby?

So to Mr. au?

He won't be that man to us.

My eyes trembled this morning.

So I worry about the baby.

Mr. au, open the door please!

Sir chung, you come to see my grandson again?

My eye trembled, I'm sorry to bother.

There you come early to wake me up.

Damn you! What time is it?

Go home for Christ sake!

Mr. au...

Sir, stay calm!

He looks fierce. I think the baby is all right.

Let's go home.

What if the baby has been kidnapped?

Mr. au

still keep on ringing my bell

if I don't scare you away

you must think I'm Mr. kind.

I'm tired.

Let me help you.

Dame it... there is assassin! Save the baby.

Go...

Don't be afraid. We will save you!

Ling ling, cha cha, get armed. Let's go in!

Yes, sir.

Get something to protect the head.

Ling ling, get some cloth.

Okay.

Stop!

Mr. au

sir chung, you scared the baby

Mr. au

it stinks! Is he boo boo?

Come and let me change the diaper for him.

Not the baby, it's me!

You all drive me crazy

luckily I got my diaper.

Mr. au, take good care of your health!

When kuen and man were here

I didn't want to say you were a liar.

Sir chung, you're not kuen's real father.

If you like a baby that much, get one by yourself.

What did a real father mean?

Forget it...

Kuen is the daughter of the Hong Kong police

then her son is the grandson of the force.

The way that Mr. au talked... he's selfish!

Forget it...

Kuen used to call me dad!

Why no calls after leaving for over a week?

I miss her so much!

Come on, life goes on.

Look! We are now abandoned!

So look now!

You're cold blooded!

I want you to look now!

Why does it happen every time?

W ater

w ater.

Hang on...

Happy birthday to you...

Oxygen...

Are you okay...?

Girl, what's your name?

Fan shi wao.

Silly name.

Cutie, are you interested in joining the police force?

I've a part time job, earning $18 an hour.

Three days a week.

For the other 2 days, in a convenient store.

I've totally $6,300 per month.

So why a new job? You're joking.

Fight the crimes, be a law protector and be responsible...

Join the police. The starting salary is $15,000.

Sir chung, q always miss you.

You're so cute!

Who is q?

The nut at the back.

Chung's schoolmate in the police academy.

Chung once failed to be promoted because of him.

Why?

He gave the exam paper to chung for copying.

But the answers were all wrong.

Q, we're back for re-training...

- To add the value in life? - No.

Attention!

We've to help miss fan shi wao to get a smooth graduation.

Get her record now.

So what can I help?

Ignore anything you will see.

Cover us to do things we do.

You're the one I respect most.

Just give me face before my subordinates...

Sir!

Sir...

Attention!

Chung lok hoi, now you're the monitor of the class.

Take them for a welcome party.

Yes, sir!

My dad and grandpa were police.

All my grandfathers too. That's why I am here.

Good...

Pc89465, your turn.

I didn't have good academic result.

So did my artwork, and sport lessons.

But I run fast. What can it help in my career?

To be a police or a thief?

I thought of being a thief.

But no that guts. So I came here to be a police.

It's cool to be a gangster.

But a police has room and board.

Hope you all like me.

Your turn now, pc5354.

I'm still single, use to spend little money.

Because my parents died 2 years ago

I've to support my brother and sister

to study abroad.

We didn't have much money left.

Earn as much as I can. Until I found a police job

for the salary of $15,000,

I've made up my mind. Great!

Fantastic...

We must help her to achieve here!

Sir, I want to go to toilet.

Sir, I'm not, but only to keep him a company.

Because he is afraid of ghosts, so do I.

Can we go together?

You come with us, sir?

You've all your necessities in the knapsack.

You must get the doll back as fast as you can.

- Understand? - Yes, sir...

What the hell?

Monitor, while the others were still searching for tools

fan shi wao has already got the doll.

Record broke... what prize should we give her?

Well done! Smart girl!

One, two...

Bitch! Shame on you!

She is kind of good girl.

She pretends to get behind to wait for us!

Don't wait for us, girl!

The world is waiting for you, little girl!

No...

I know you're helping me in these days.

But can you just not that obviously?

We overlooked this point indeed.

And caused her being alienated.

Now put aside benefactor, act normal.

This is an order, got it?

Yes, sir...

Attention!

Ready!

One, two...

Monitor, your turn.

Action!

- Dispart the gun. - Yes...

- Mix them. - Yes...

- Compose it. - Yes...

Is that ready?

Where's my gun?

Take it.

- 1... - Stop it.

Sir, I lost my gun.

How can a cop lose your gun?

Ridiculous! Run 100 laps as your punishment now.

She must be upset with the gang.

So, let's be friendly with her.

Remember, I back you up, and you back me up too, okay?

- Okay, it's a deal. - Great!

We're in the same team.

It's good to go and have a good talk with them.

Well done! Fan shi wao.

Well done? Why?

Unbelievable to fall like that!

Really? Thank you, sir!

I'll keep in record. What's your number?

5354

I used all my connections.

The principal now allows you to pick a new number.

Choose a PC number is different from phone number.

Lucky, but should be hard to remember.

If not, your boss will often order you to work.

How about this one? Hard to remember.

This one? 70343...

Seven, heaven; Four, fall... no!

Not this one...

Then give me sort of 8, 3, lucky numbers.

Good numbers are all sold out.

Or, the seniors collect them all.

Why not you help me to pick one?

My dear godfather!

Did you call me godfather?

Did 1? No...

Suddenly I thought of it, then I voiced out.

You know, sometimes I talked faster than I thought.

I thought to wait until we picked the number

then I'll ask you whether you want to be my godfather.

That's it?

Let's choose the number.

From now on, a bully to you means a bully to me.

I'm not a rich man.

But I've a team of armed and energetic young men.

Sure to get you a good boyfriend.

Yes, godfather.

"Six months later, team b of regional crime unit"

It's not spicy enough.

Silly girl, you shouldn't use pepper spray like this.

Open it first, then you can see the holes.

Pepper comes out from there. Look...

Look down. Why starring at me?

"Police headquarter"

senior staff guards the entrance

I'm chung lok hoi. Madam lui is waiting for me.

Izu suzuki, interpol from Japan.

He'll come to help us to reform the discipline of the force.

He will meet your team later.

He'll be quite busy then.

That depends on how your team performs.

Madam, I guarantee no busy body here.

His report tells the future of your team.

Ask your team to be smarter!

Yes, madam!

Shi wao, I've a nice guy for you.

He's rich, kind-hearted and cute.

I'm sure you'll be happy to see him.

Okay, please make a date for me.

Let me arrange it.

That's it.

Sir, you dropped your wallet.

I didn't.

That's not mine too.

Let's take it to the police station, okay?

You're so kind!

Sir, you want to get the good citizen award?

Sure.

Granny, how did he beat you?

He punched my back few times.

He punched you?

- What's up? - Her grandson beat her.

Oh no, what a bastard!

Granny, show me the picture of your grandson.

I'll help you to teach him a lesson. I haven't got it...

I caught him back, just over there.

He just hit your back? How about your chest?

What a decent dud to beat an elderly this way!

You, follow me.

I found shi wao a rich and kind-hearted man.

Smart boy!

Come and help serving our guests.

You too, not with your mirror.

- He looks great! - What's up?

Great girl. Let me introduce to you. Come on...

Fan shi wao, the sweetest policewoman.

What do you make for a living?

Selling vegetables...

Every business has its best.

What is your sign? I was born in the year of sheep.

Sheep... daughter, come over.

Does this sheep fit you?

Dad, totally unfit.

Never mind. How about his type?

Have a good look!

Tell me what a bastard you are!

- About what? - No excuse!

Do you know playing magic?

Telling jokes to flirt girls?

Playing magic with handcuff!

Come on, show us! Show us how to get rid of the handcuff!

Shi wao...

Come and show us the magic!

Come on, uncuff yourself...

Looks good.

Great...

Grandson

sir, go ahead of charging me, but stop fooling me!

What're you looking at? Hop!

Hop! 1,2...

What's up? Mr. chau.

- Do you know him? - Yes, what happened?

We're doing exercise.

Mr. chau is such a busy guy

but still catch time to do exercise. Great!

Hopping... 1, 2...

He is the cup of my tea.

This kind? Who is he?

This bastard beat his granny.

How dare you are?

No!

Mr. chau is a good citizen!

Good citizen? But why did he force me to hop?

So, who is he?

This bastard beat his granny!

What? Beat granny...

Shi wao, while they are fighting

let me introduce him to you.

Mr. chau, a kind-hearted gentleman.

This is the beauty of our police force...

Freeze!

- She got the gun! - Granny, stay calm...

You stay calm, drop the gun first.

I won't! Grandson, follow me.

Cool down...

- Calm down! - Damn you!

How can I stay calm with so many guns pointing at me?

Granny, stay calm...

Get her!

Shi wao, are you okay?

No!

My name is izu. An assessor sent by

the internal assessment department of the interpol.

You speak Chinese very well.

Where do you come from?

My father is a Japanese.

My mom is a Japanese too.

I see why you speak Chinese so well...

Put back our guns.

We're caught with evidence.

So you're in charge now.

This is your territory.

I'll respect your decision.

Granny, if you don't pursuit, so do we.

Let's forget everything, okay?

- All right. - Never hit your son again.

Thank you...

Mr. chau, how about you?

Do you want me to keep on hopping this way?

Want it...?

No...

Let's forget it.

Never beat granny again.

Bye...

Attention!

This is our fault...

A big fault indeed...

We admit our fault...

I wanna go to toilet.

This way please.

Here comes the assessor. We must show him our ability.

- Pretend to work. - Yes, sir...

Go...

I told you to go, not to crash.

Go...

I'm sorry...

Sir, we got the fiber for the robbing case.

3 are burberry's, 80 are giordano's.

It tells the age and taste of the suspects ranged widely, sir.

Sir, I need to finish the rest of the job.

Sir, I suspect my mom tortured the philippine maid.

After finishing those big cases in hand

I'll go home and see.

If she is dead, I'll arrest my mom at once.

If not, I intend to...

Sleep with her every night to protect her.

Well done.

But check whether she tortures your dad or not. Got it?

Yes, sir...

So busy!

We love working. Sucks!

You've no work?

I'm surfing the websites of the interpol.

Learning never ends in life.

Look! I've found a blog from the Paris police station.

When the Paris police are having no work

they won't pretend to work.

That is no big deal to have a high tea

and get relaxed during the working hours

they've an academic term: Pppr

Paris police please relax.

Relaxed, then you can get a sober mind.

Good for a breakthrough.

Come on, guys. Get some rest.

No way...

We are not used to it! No, we can't!

What's wrong with you?

Nothing. How about having hotpot

during office hour?

Best way to get relaxed.

What does that izu want?

He doesn't speak but bites. Don't be afraid of him...

The five of us bite too, sure we can defeat him.

The satay soup smells good!

Let's copy him, no talking, okay?

Sir, you talked.

Okay, we all talked, we broken even now.

What did you say?

The satay soup smells great!

- I'm a bit hungry! - Me too.

Cut the crap, let's join wao and forget all shit!

We dumb-bells love eating hotpots!

Why no spring onions?

- I'll get it... - Hurry up!

Let's get relaxed!

Do you have a sober mind now?

I'm all refresh!

Are you getting better in thinking now?

Sure it works!

I got something! The case of dismemberment in 1987...

The killer is left-handed.

According to the information

the cousin of the dead is left-handed too.

The shop was closed for over 10 years.

I remember there is a same metal ware shop nearby.

The owner was a left-hander too.

Go...

- Hands up! - Stand still

- come out! - Drop the knife!

- Freeze! - On the wall!

Higher your ass!

How can you guys get it?

Freeze!

A hotpot treat solved the case of dismemberment.

What may come for a dessert later?

Excuse me, sir! Madam lui calls.

It's hard to find a capable woman.

And rare to find a beauty like lui's daughter.

They're not the big deals.

But a pair of capable and beautiful mother and daughter.

What a great honor to meet them here!

Uncles, you're flattering me!

All compliments should go to my mom.

Are you fan shi wao?

I heard that you've just joined chung's team

and accidentally concluded 2 big cases.

So, you become the lucky image to them.

Kylie, my daughter.

Just finished her studies in Scotland police academy.

She'll join the force soon. Why not make friends with her?

Hi, where do you want to go? I'll be your guide.

- I want to go to toilet. - Fine, come with me.

A nice jacket, where did you buy it?

Really? I love shopping there.

Fan shi wao.

Nana, vito, what are you doing here?

Hang out.

And we are witnessing life.

Come and join us.

What are they doing over there?

Those are depraved youth.

They want to get a bubu the limited edition to resale for $500.

Cheap! All are duds!

Those people had already set its price for a double.

But those depraved youth

are still willing to pay for it.

What a society it is?

Hey, why are you here?

I went a wrong way. Now I am leaving. Bye.

A resale may earn $500!

You bastards drive me mad!

You know the adults

set bubu's price more than $1,000.

Why are you guys still willing to pay?

It's your fault! Your money polluted

bubu told me that

he doesn't mind to get him for $500, okay?

He said he doesn't mind.

Bastard...

Go to see a doctor.

Don't mess up here!

It's bubu!

I got it...

Kid, how dare you steal

I dropped $500 there.

$5007? You...

Bastard, don't make trouble to my boyfriend!

Or I call the police.

Here comes a police.

Return it to him.

Honey, forget it.

Love & peace, ok?

Cut that out.

You speak without heart!

Hey, I'm a net singer.

You know me since you dated me.

When I knew you, your waist was only 23 inches.

- Bastard! - Nana

vito

don't be so extreme

an extremist can change the world.

It's time to raise our confidence after all the cases.

Let's go to the prestige police club.

Is it a real prestige place?

Look! This building is high.

So ignorant!

Look! There are so many staircases.

Ling ling, here is high class enough.

Don't look it down

it is a warehouse, too.

Once it was such a famous police station in Hong Kong.

Sir, how can we raise our self-confidence here?

Don't count on this place. We count on person.

The only supervisor here, he is my best friend.

Sir chung, welcome!

Hello...

Cut it out, she is not the one I mentioned.

She is the subordinate of my best friend.

Kiu, where is beach?

Beach is in the beach.

Here they are!

Nothing special on him.

That's right, how can he raise our self-confidence?

- Right. - You'll get it soon.

Godfather, I've got it.

So do we...

Beach!

Lok hoi, you're so late

I don't think you're that mean, aren't you?

Here they are!

So they are!

- Greet uncle beach. - Uncle beach...

They're lucky today.

They witness the reunion of the beach heroes here.

Heroes...

Lok hoi and I were so famous in this beach police station.

We are the famous odd couple here.

Luckily, he has luck and I'm tough.

We solved so many cases

and kept the pass records often.

They named us heroes of this police station.

His IQ equals to zero.

Once I saved him.

I was bitten by a dog, and almost got killed.

Lok hoi saved me by tempting it away with a bun.

- What kind of dog is it? - A police dog.

I was the trainer. I told it to sit.

But it didn't understand.

I knelt down to demonstrate.

It jumped over and bitted me.

Even he was bullied by a police dog

he didn't give up.

Learn from him, his persistence.

That's right. I'm still trying to overcome this phobia of dog.

Look!

I spent 5 years

to make it not to bite my face,

but my fingers only.

I don't believe it!

You told me to relax when I'm damn busy?

Remember?

A sober mind can help a breakthrough.

That's right.

But it's not applied to me.

Wait... there're ways.

For a Chinese tradition

we asked you out is to send you a special present.

This is the present for our first meet.

What is the present?

This is it.

I saw you having a long face last time.

We want to share the significance of relaxing

with you.

Having such a lovely puppy

can a cool man like you feel its sweetness?

- It's a female, isn't it? - Yes.

Yes...

Sure a female puppy for you.

- What's her name? - You name it...

- Stephanie? - Quite good...

My pal got a girlfriend by telling ghosts stories.

It proves that love grows by making up ghost stories.

Action! Ghosts stories time.

Mr. izu

if we tell ghosts stories,

will it disturb you?

Yes.

We'll lower our voice then

A full moon night...

A little kid walked alone in a street.

Suddenly, he felt someone following him.

He dared to turn back, then...

- What's then? - There was a banana skin.

Right sticking under his shoe.

But the horrible thing is that

he didn't know when he stepped on it.

It's scary!

Okay, it's my turn.

One night, a pregnant woman was hungry.

She went to kitchen for some food.

Suddenly, in the darkness

she saw a shinning shadow.

It was bright, but dark somehow.

She was scared to death.

She walked to the shadow and looked clearly.

Then, she fainted.

So scary!

Then?

Next morning, she woke up...

She went to work.

Work? Wow, it's really scary...

I've a story too, a true story.

I've to leave now.

Once upon a time, right here

a murder happened, but nobody could solve the case.

- Murder? - Yes.

Tell me.

It's known to us all

many public cemeteries in Hong Kong.

And right here...

It wasn't.

Here was a Japanese club 50 years ago.

A geisha in debt was forced

to be a prostitute.

Once she performed swallowing a sword

but accidentally broke it.

She swallowed all those dehisces.

- So? - Nothing happened.

So scary...

Then?

Next day, she was dead, having a face with terror.

How did she die?

Nobody... knows.

The light is turned on and off. It's scary!

I'd better go and pack up.

Did you see anything?

Yes

- Are you okay? - No...

Don't worry, I'm here!

She must be round! Let me check!

Help...

I can't move!

It's scary...

I wish to know what he meant.

He looks so charming!

He talks to ghost, stupid!

What has he splashed?

It must be holy water. You think it's Pierre?

What would happen with holy water?

If it's a ghost, it would vomit green stuff.

Vomit green stuff...

Lighting!

Over?

He is over, comes for fun!

Come on! You're too old to play such game

- you scared me to death! - Sorry.

Mr. izu won't mind it, right?

Wake up

You guys are so funny!

Even we fooled him

he didn't lose his temper.

Wao, not this shifty guy.

Don't give him any chance.

Who posted this right here?

Who did it...?

I did.

Mr. izu sent it here. That's why I posted it.

- Are you nuts? - What is it?

The Tokyo interpol is recruiting interns.

A high-class residence in roppongi hill provided.

Learn to fly an airplane.

If wao sees it, surely she will apply.

If she is recruited, she will go to Tokyo.

So I said you're nuts.

If she goes, I'd lose her!

Selfish!

Why don't let her go to see the world?

But that is Tokyo!

A city has too many attractions.

In kabuki, there are av artists.

There she may become the av girl.

Then we can only see her in those adult films.

Wait

so, let me try my luck.

I always want to be av star.

So many agents came to me in the adult shops.

Over, if you are interested

I advise you to try in Korea first.

Their super storytelling can cover all your inferiority.

Stay here to take care of your sister.

- Who's our little sister, sir? - It's wao.

You love girl more than boy.

Who is my boy?

He treats us as fathers.

- Stay, bad boy! - Money, please.

Nana

can you steal Mr. izu's dog for me?

I'm a net singer. How can I steal?

I just want to hide it for 2 days. I'll return it to him later.

He'll be grateful. Then we may fall in love.

That's okay, my best friend!

Mr. izu

- miss shi wao. - Are you busy?

- Yes! - Busy.

So you must get relaxed. You know relax?

It'll make you think better.

I read the website of the Tokyo interpol.

They'll take "the da vinci code" for an exam.

So I bought one for reference.

You want to be a Tokyo interpol?

Yes.

I really want to be a interpol.

Very good. Do you understand it?

Actually, not so.

But I will try my best.

You want to understand it?

No, I want to understand you.

To know what's in your mind.

I can feel that you're so deep.

Deep as an ocean.

Don't care about me. I'm weird.

Help!

Don't move! Put down the dog.

- I want to... - Stephanie...

- But it won't let go. - Stay...

Come on.

Damn it...

Stephanie, stay! Good girl.

Damn it...

Are you okay...?

My name is Nana, a net singer.

If you are interested

come to visit my blog.

The address is www.nanasecret.com.hk

lady

what do you want?

His dog bit me, so chat with him.

What's wrong with it, madam?

I'm a cop from team b of the regional crime unit.

If you feel sick, go to a doctor.

Or you can send me an e-mail.

My e-mail address is...

Fanshiwao@hongkongpolice.com

thanks for the co-operating with police.

Call me if anything urgent.

Best friend...

- Take care! Best friend. - Love and peace

please send me to hospital.

When Nana called you madam

I felt that you're friends.

You've got a wrong target.

Understand, Mr. izu.

Miss shi wao.

I'll make a report

about your performance objectively.

You can go to work in Tokyo.

You do me a favor as to get

an evidence about chung team's misbehaviour.

I'll consider you for internship in Tokyo.

Then, intern, Tokyo interpol

may be written on your resume in future

get what I need, then give it to me.

Fan shi wao, this is the beginning of a team with me.

Is shing there? Yes, I'm over.

A jewelry shop is opened right opposite to our police station.

So I called to check

whether you wanna Rob it or not.

I know you engage in piracy business.

But not for the rest of your life.

Add your value now.

Hey... hopeless!

Why so hard working?

I'm busy! Let's chat at lunchtime.

This is from team b of regional crime unit of the west kowloon police station.

Ms chan, you were beaten by your boyfriend last year.

He is still in jail, fine.

Do you have a new boyfriend?

I'm not flirting you, but reminding you to get a new one.

If the same case happens to you

or your friends again

you can call us for help.

Inspector cheung, are you following any cases?

Do you need help?

Not in your secondary school? How about another school?

So you promote? You're superintendent now?

No, it's Dean of discipline.

Have your students involved in any fight?

How about taking drugs?

Even no harassment?

Godfather, it is time for a break!

It's teatime.

What do you want?

Nothing in this month.

- Brunch too. - Why?

My mom invites my dad and me to her wedding party.

I must go.

No, back to work.

Sir, I want to go out for a while.

No, no permission.

No, I'm going out for investigation.

Investigation? Kim hung - sir

make an investigation on his investigation.

Yes, sir!

Are you going out for investigation?

- Yes... - What case is it?

None of your business!

You give me hard time?

You've to work.

Godfather, what's wrong with you guys?

I'm too selfish.

The Tokyo interpol recruits interns.

I didn't want you to know about it.

But you know... think...

A girl should get any chance to become cinderella.

But many people are on this waiting list.

So we tried to get more cases and work harder.

To let you have a better resume.

Because of you

we gain back the team spirit of working.

But if you leave

we may possibly lose all the spirit.

If we want to see you again

we'll gain the spirit again!

This is the circle of life!

Shi wao...

All right, you guys stop helping me.

Why?

They've high-tech and decorative headquarters.

It is just next to the Jr.

Two famous department stores are just next to it.

I can tell you how to go to number nine & undercover.

Really...? Can you tell me too?

- It's not your style. - That's right.

You're too old to learn it.

- Back to work! - Yes...

Ling ling

tell you a secret.

Don't tell anybody.

Mr. izu...

He's a devil.

You may not believe it.

I'm a devil too.

Kim hung, tell you a secret.

But don't tell anybody.

You know? It's hard to keep secret!

So I've to tell you!

No!

Let me tell you a secret. Don't tell anybody.

Hello.

I told you that I'm not going back for dinner.

Is it enough?

Izu is such a scum! Ask all men to come for a meeting.

That bastard wants to ruin

the relationship between wao and us.

We've only two choices.

First, let's give him a show.

We try to act lazy

let she get the proof to him as the merit.

Or, get a sack and some rods.

Then follow izu secretly

and beat him well.

A final choice is

not using an ordinary sack but a recycle sack instead.

Vote! Who wants to act?

Who wants sack and rods?

Who wants a recycle sack?

- Sir, why didn't you vote? - Vote for hell!

Izu, if you have guts

come to our place right now.

We want a fight with you.

Remember, get two persons to help.

Because there is no ambulance for you.

And all the phones here will be out of order later.

We'll save the recycle sack too.

I don't want to embarrass shi wao.

- So get her out of here. - Yes, sir!

Shi wao, a big news!

Free hair set and massage in a beauty shop.

I don't know whether they use real shampoo or not.

Go and make report to me, okay?

Be careful, it's a dangerous job.

Why do you bring two girls here?

From this moment, it's a duel between men.

I can tell. You guys are so immature.

None of your business!

We'll stand back to back

walk 10 steps away. Then shoot.

See who will die! Pick your gun now.

I want that one.

Get it.

Okay?

No...

Come on, I won't give it a damn!

Jump! Jump again!

I won't give it a damn!

Kick me down if you can.

What do you want?

Izu wants to alienate us, so we want a duel!

Fly when you've wings but not with them.

Or you can be a fool forever.

Wrong!

She is shi wao, not a fool.

Say sorry now.

Now, I make my words.

I'll solve a big case within 3 days.

If 1 fail, we will never see shi wao anymore.

Three days?

He plays fire. Let us the crouching tigers

give him a great lesson!

- Go to get some stunning information. - Yes, sir...

- Any information? - Yes, sir...

Sir, I got informed that

snaky ming is going to marry lin.

I paid $500 as wedding gift for each of you.

Please pay me back.

You kidding? We used to give $300 for a wedding gift.

Why did you give him so much?

I haven't seen such a true love for a long time!

I'm too emotional to make a wrong decision.

How about you?

A supreme game

will be released soon.

I got this news from the net too. Save it! Your turn.

Mrs. chan and long hair are brothers.

Stunning! We pass it to

scandal magazine. How about you?

This is not that stunning.

Adidas is now on sale, 20% off.

For members, 5% more.

Sir, Adidas shops close at 10:00 P.M.

Sir...

This is most useful.

You all work too hard and overlook this one.

- Let's go shopping first... - Yes, sir...

Then we go to get information. Go...

I'm so exciting...

I haven't shopped in there for years.

See whether I would get any suits my size...

Wait!

I got something too.

I found this recorder in m's restaurant.

Snaky ming, we buy a gang's business.

Had you got it done for me?

I asked many gangs already.

They were not interested.

I'll check for you

after my honeymoon, okay?

Bastard,

ming didn't inform us about this good news.

I go to get back the wedding gift!

Let's make good use of it.

Let ming introduce us for the deal

then we catch them all.

Godfather, I'll disguise as the gangster. I'm so nervous!

Stay cool but keep smiling.

Otherwise they can tell, understand?

Got it.

I'm a cunning man!

You can call me Mr. cunning.

I'm a man of danger!

Or you call me Mr. danger.

She is San, our boss.

Mr. cunning, you look smart.

Not anyone can carry this name cunning.

Right! How can you be so cunning that

buying a triad business!

You're really something!

I'm cunning, right?

How cunning am 1?

I always deny my words!

Damn cunning...

So how can I make a deal with you?

I told you I'm cunning!

I lied. In fact, I won't lie.

He is fooling us. Let's not waste our time.

May I borrow your phone?

Police station? Your home is on fire!

See? I dare to fool cops.

Even the firemen!

You're damn cunning...

Now, you're in trouble!

They'd check your number! What a cunning guy I am!

That sucks!

How dangerous?

You won't believe it.

Tell me.

Why should I tell if you won't believe it?

I'm cunning enough. I won't believe you.

Damn cunning.

Let's make a contract.

I'll go to your place tonight.

We aim at the contract signing.

Then we'll catch them.

Times up, let's get ready.

Yes, sir...

Mr. danger

looking at our office setting up as a triad's turf...

- I feel so strange! - What?

This place looks better.

Hard to tell the good and evil sometimes

sir chung.

This is our first big case these years.

I feel a bit nervous.

First, I may kill this time.

And, I may be killed too.

If it happens, please take care of wao.

Take care of wao?

I said, in case it happens!

You never care about me!

Or love me, you just love your daughter.

You must love her more before she marries.

Marriage is another story.

I worry whether she can get married.

What's up? Is everything ready?

W ait.

God of justice kwan's knife is on left hand.

No! The target is coming.

They'll notice it.

Brother kwan, please help. Time is not enough now.

Turn it to left then!

What's it?

The god of justice and longevity are all gods.

Same as taxi and bus, they're vehicles.

Mr. cunning, we almost arrive.

Mr. danger is waiting for us.

Spl, go down and delaying them.

Stay calm...

We take long time for traffic.

I'm sorry, Mr. cunning.

This is the richest location in the suburb.

- Who is that guy? - The bodyguard of our boss.

Spl.

What's wrong with you?

Is your friend sick?

Drop your weapon before you go.

I'm so cunning! I won't scare you.

Welcome...

Welcome to kowloon hall.

What a nice place!

Yes, this is our own property.

It's over 100,000 sq. Ft.

We Rob and kill for money in all these years

to build this headquarter.

You're rich and powerful indeed.

What entertainments you have here?

Sign the contract first, okay?

Not yet.

Can I visit your whorehouse first?

Sure, but some girls are taking bath.

They'll come back soon.

Pander cha, call them back.

Sure... right away.

This way please.

Help... I want a whorehouse.

Half an hour? Damn you!

Hooker...

This is where we worship god of justice kwan.

This statue looks like god of longevity?

- That is god of longevity! - We respect piety and righteousness.

So, this is a crossover of two gods, their beliefs.

His name is god of kwangevity.

Yeah, you just won't believe it.

Our oldest member is 130 years old.

But he walks faster than us.

Look, I am not that young.

I'm eighty something.

You look good, man!

Gentlemen, the whorehouse is open now.

Please turn.

Walk straight.

Now, most whoring business is back to the headquarters.

For more income, and quality of girls.

We earn millions a year by serving our members.

Morning, boss!

Damn you!

Such kind of girls made you millions a year...

Complaint?

Mr. cunning, you've a good taste.

Not alike most of our customers.

We make money whoever comes to us.

Wait! Why that chick looks like

pander cha?

She is pander... cha's sister.

We do anything for the group, even using our relatives.

I want to go home.

Why can't you stand some pain?

I had no business for six days. I'm bored.

Poor you! What's your name?

Isabella.

Poor girl! But since you're a whore

I must take some advantages!

Stop...

Wait! It's charged $1,000. Pay now.

Try it! This is my treat!

Don't be silly! This is my territory.

Sure I treat.

- Really? - That's right...

We are generous to our vips

like we can produce money in the bank.

Hey, we've a money printing machine.

Let's go and take a look.

- I want a squeeze! - Go...

This one, like a vending machine.

Actually, it is a printer for counterfeit money.

Let me show you. May I have a thousand note.

- Sure. - Give it to me.

It's so real!

Same number, same fold Mark and quality.

This is a high-tech machine.

Give me back the original one and check.

That's for the printing cost. You can't take it back.

What is it?

Bullet-proof vest.

- Mr. sai, please explain. - All right

Kim hung's stuff?

Yeah, we killed a cop 2 days ago.

And his name is Kim hung.

Good! Killing cops is heroic!

His most valuable thing is this vest.

We picked it and cleaned it.

What a nasty name of such a bastard cop!

Kim hung, come home!

Kim hung is a bastard.

Go home and go to hell!

Come home and go to hell...

Good...

Good...

- Enough? - Yes!

He looks like you. Your brother?

His dad's photo at his youngest days.

When I was small, my dad always worked so hard.

No time for me.

So he got mad and killed him.

We played game often.

We shoot and kill.

He killed his dad. Why are you so happy?

- Shame on you! - Yes, what a shame...

I love it! Let's sign the contract now.

Damn it!

Here come the girls.

Who are you?

Pander beach, the manager of the whores.

I've many good chicks at hand

but on vacation.

But something great today!

Copper chick, silver chick, plastic chick.

- Are they nice? - Boss.

No way.

You're so attractive now.

You can leave now.

Let's go for contract signing.

I come to Rob!

Freeze...

Spread...

Over... action!

My eyes swell. I can't get the target.

Off the light. I'll get the night vision receptor.

Over, turn off the light.

Shit, I can't get it!

- So, on the light now. - Wait.

I got a flash bomb.

Close your eyes. Let me throw it.

Then, we rush out.

Sorry! I threw a smoke grenade!

Watch out, wao!

Sir chung...

Wao, watch out!

Kim hung, I'm scared.

I get hurt!

Take care of me...

Hong Kong police, you're under arrest.

Sorry.

I'm dying!

It's okay...

Wait... I want to see my wound.

Sure...

Why it's a pack of minced beef?

No, it is your wound.

I'm sorry, over.

Never mind, all men have scars on their body.

The Mark of success.

I told you to call for ambulance.

Why all police vehicles?

I didn't call them.

Attention!

We all know what happened.

We've got the information.

So we set the cctv.

You know, we have high technology.

Why not report

such a big case to us?

If we do it

he'll be in prison forever.

Now, because of your incapability

the criminals had all gone

and some injured.

So, why didn't you come to help?

I thought you are experienced to handle it!

Attention!

Pretty girl, pretty nails!

- How pretty? - Not you.

Have a chat.

Thank you, teatime...

Why do you go out?

- Come and help! - Okay...

Can you hack into their cctv system?

Sure!

Will they find it out

and monitor us in their cctv again?

I know you are forced to do so.

If you are on my side, I can make you stay.

I want you to testify them.

- Who are they? - Chung and his fellows.

- Who is chung and his fellows? - The guys out there.

Got it.

Come and look...

My daughter will join the force later. She needs help.

I must deliver something. Wait for me.

What's that?

Someone bid my toy in yahoo.

Are you kidding? We are fugitives!

If I don't do it, I would be blacklisted.

I cannot tarnish my name in yahoo.

We may depend on it to make a living.

Vito, will you dump us?

No.

You are late. You'll be blacklisted!

Was it the police club about 10,000 sq. Ft.?

Only 3 visitors so far... As you mentioned in your blog?

Prestige police club.

Where are the other two?

They went back home.

Why am I so honest?

Vito...

What's next?

We can lock him in the cell downstairs.

There are 8 rooms, only one has a bathtub.

- I'll take that room. - All right.

Vito, I need a bath too, okay?

This dress made me so sweaty!

Wow, good figure!

Your arms get thinner.

How did you make it? Damn! I've got pimples here.

Look!

I'll give you some cream.

They are the wanted models.

Look at the way you are.

How can you find so many models to work for you?

What's your attraction?

Because I treat them as human!

Good point. How?

I won't stare at them with any fantasy like you do.

Mr. vito

I wish to do something for the modeling.

Let me help, please?

No way!

He wants to arrest us only.

How can you tell?

Why can't I be an undercover successfully?

Vito!

Don't pull a long face!

We are having party, cheer up!

If wao knows she's the only target

can she be happy then?

She's here...

Godfather, I'm so depress!

Who heats you up?

My best friend's lover was involved to be wanted now.

I treat all of them as my best friend.

When I want to comfort my best friend

she told me that her friends can do better.

That means the best friend whom I treat

she doesn't take me as her best friend.

Silly girl, we are your best friends.

Good friends grow to be best friends together.

That's right.

- Uncle beach seems not in here. - Yes.

Sorry, pest control for the club today.

It's closed today.

Bye...

Let's go then.

No way! We'd booking.

Can uncle beach make less mistakes?

Did you smell something wrong?

Yes, perfume.

It's perfume mix pesticide.

Right, they are the models.

Are those wanted models?

They wear masks. I'm not sure.

Possibly there come

the pest control who had perfumes spraying.

Don't bullshit. I'll count 1,2,3.

Standby our guns.

One, two...

But our guns are returned.

Let's call the police when I count 1.

Shut up...

Why do you dress up?

Get lost! Did you think about the result?

Who cares but a timid fellow?

Did you call the police?

Yes... the sdu and the anti-terrorist unit are coming soon.

So do all armies.

Plan changed.

We want a negotiation. We want to go to...

- Borneo! - Why Borneo?

First, my uncle lives there.

We can live in his house.

Second, there is no extradition ordinance.

Can we be models in Borneo?

- Sure. - Yes!

Wao, we need you to be our spokesman.

Who is it?

- We've six hostages. - They've 6 hostages.

- We have bombs. - They've bombs.

Come within 5 minutes.

Or...

I'l kill...

Fan shi wao...

Yes, that's me.

Please don't be late. Bye!

Why you want to kill me?

I used to say your name.

It's no need to put the photo in your pocket.

Why not, if you don't mind.

This is a remote place, no shop for any souvenir.

Take this picture

and be my granddaughter.

Your hands feel dry for holding the gun so long.

- Want some hand-cream? - Sure.

- I want to go to toilet. - Let's go with you.

Where are you going?

Stand still.

Damn!

I always worry that I would lock up myself here.

So I got a spare key.

I found it useful today!

Call the police, and I go to save wao.

You know the way?

- Follow me. - Yes...

Get the hostage here.

Forget to tell you that they'd gone.

What is it now?

Your daughter's gang are having wao as hostage.

Kim hung and beach go to save her.

Negotiation needs sincerity. Let me handle it.

I'm the negotiator.

What do you want?

All kids should be

well educated since childhood.

Bully the old but not to a young one...

Damn it

are you sending a priest to us?

I'm Sincere.

Why should I trust you?

To show my sincerity, I tell you that two men

attack you behind.

- You are betraying us! - What's matter with you?

- Damn! - Squat!

I turn my men in. Am I Sincere enough?

Listen, send us to Borneo.

And release my buddy Paris.

You get it?

I'm the negotiator, hi.

Got it? Here comes Paris.

- Paris. - Kylie, surrender now!

- Tell me what you want. - Paris.

Kylie, this is Paris. Hello.

Paris! Did the cops torture you?

Are you okay?

Very good! Even in the cell, I'm okay.

Balanced diet, frequent exercises, sleep well.

I'm getting skinny!

They fix the time to watch TV and netsurf.

It's good for me.

I'd been a cover girl, you know?

I'm so proud of you!

Many reporters here!

Paris!

Beauties

natural light is good to us better than

the flash in the photos taking.

Let's go out now.

Great! Let's go...

What did you say?

We're doing something big!

Being a cover girl is our dream.

What?

Let's scream for help.

No, he's crazy. Let's stay calm.

For how long?

You gals want to go out?

Wear it back! Nobody can leave here.

Come on, be good!

They've right to do it. Shut up!

Go on.

I'll shoot!

We have guns too.

Police!

They will surrender, but have requests.

All friends here, please take great pictures for them.

Don't cry. It looks ugly!

Stop following me

Kylie!

When will the sdu arrive?

Within 3 minutes, madam.

When they arrive, take action immediately.

Madam, I think I can convince vito.

How?

Shi wao.

- Is she you want? - Yes...

My solution comes! Give me 3 minutes.

What can I do...?

- Chan, you're in-charge now. - Yes, madam!

- Li, you're in charge. - Yes, sir!

- Chung... - I'm in-charge. Thank you, sir!

Wao, I now order you to go.

Thank you, sir!

Why don't you take more rest?

Sir, I want to participate.

Actually, I care about you.

Watch out, son!

Why come back? I would kill. I swear!

I've brought you a friend.

Can you bring him with you?

The 108th bubu, limited edition.

It is bubu, but not that bubu!

Police won't be that easy.

I know you. I wait for you downstairs of your house.

Why do you cry?

Stay! Not for me. It must be a trick.

A flash bomb or something shit!

What bomb is it?

I won't take back any present I sent out.

No, I don't want it. Take it back...

Kylie.

Present again?

No, I'm Kylie's mom.

I came to be hostages with her.

Your mom looks sneaky!

Sdu will come and kill after 2 minutes.

Let us die together.

Let me come to your place.

No, go out...

The sdu will come within a minute.

You still have time to surrender.

No way!

All right

I've a last request.

That's my bottom line.

I want to be free, an amnesty!

Okay, a happy ending.

No, law is the footstone of Hong Kong.

So, he should be in court.

Are you crazy?

Once he steps out, arrest him.

What's wrong with you?

One should be responsible for the mistake.

Vito, I bet you learnt it before.

Get a shoot.

Or it would be a shame in this case.

Freeze!

Shoot me...

Freeze...

Well done!

Why?

I have been starring from head to tail.

Why didn't they cheer for me?

You're capable, but the junior one.

They'll respect the seniors first.

Hi...

You guys solved a big case in 3 days.

Very good!

Very good!

Michelle.

Thanks... where you go, Michelle?

Actually, it's his dog.

You're qualified to be an intern in Paris now.

I go to Paris to be an intern.

Bye!

No one can go to Paris

cordon this place...

Close the Paris airport too.