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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:34,621 Captioning made possible by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment 2 00:03:30,467 --> 00:03:33,906 Kay, where are you? 3 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:34,975 I'm in here! 4 00:03:35,105 --> 00:03:38,108 Honestly, Kay, if I live to be 100, 5 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:40,154 I'll never get used to 6 00:03:40,284 --> 00:03:41,982 your 365-degree turns! 7 00:03:42,112 --> 00:03:43,766 Thanks for coming, mother. 8 00:03:43,897 --> 00:03:47,770 You sure you want to open this place again? 9 00:03:47,901 --> 00:03:49,076 Positive. 10 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:50,991 It's been five years. 11 00:03:51,121 --> 00:03:52,340 Threeyears! 12 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,385 Whatever, it's a big decision. 13 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:57,040 It could be quite a shock. 14 00:03:57,171 --> 00:03:59,173 It's just a house, mother! 15 00:03:59,303 --> 00:04:00,435 It's more than that! 16 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:03,046 It's a part of your life! 17 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:05,179 That part is over with. 18 00:04:05,309 --> 00:04:06,441 You suddenly decide 19 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:08,138 after this what's-his-name 20 00:04:08,269 --> 00:04:11,359 has been chasing you for two years 21 00:04:11,489 --> 00:04:13,317 to marry that gravedigger. 22 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:16,930 What's-his-name is Rupert! He's an egyptologist! 23 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,454 I don't care what he says he is. 24 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:24,198 He looks in the ground for dead people. 25 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:27,505 For god's sake, 26 00:04:27,636 --> 00:04:29,159 be careful with this! Work's priceless! 27 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:30,682 Watch that corner. 28 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:32,075 Doing fine. 29 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,773 I do not believe this. 30 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:37,298 Stuff's been in Egypt for 4,000 years, 31 00:04:37,428 --> 00:04:40,867 it arrives the week I'm supposed to get married. 32 00:04:40,997 --> 00:04:43,217 Couldn't have been planned better. 33 00:04:43,347 --> 00:04:44,696 Are you nervous? 34 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:45,915 Sure I am. 35 00:04:46,046 --> 00:04:48,700 That's the whole point of getting married, 36 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:49,963 to be nervous. 37 00:04:50,093 --> 00:04:51,878 I'm also very excited, though. 38 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:55,359 In my office. And this one, too, please. 39 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,491 You got it. 40 00:04:56,621 --> 00:04:59,581 Ask me, you're making a big mistake. 41 00:04:59,711 --> 00:05:01,583 Marriage is the pits. 42 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:03,237 You were a priest. 43 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:05,456 Is that what you told people? 44 00:05:05,587 --> 00:05:07,328 No, that's what they used to tell me. 45 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:10,810 Kay and I are very much in love. 46 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:13,421 We're two intelligent, compatible adults, 47 00:05:13,551 --> 00:05:15,466 we like the same things... 48 00:05:15,597 --> 00:05:17,599 Liking the same things doesn't matter. 49 00:05:17,729 --> 00:05:21,516 What matters is spending money on the same things. 50 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:24,258 You probably were a cynical priest. 51 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:26,477 I got to meet Kay. 52 00:05:26,608 --> 00:05:28,392 This house, this marriage... 53 00:05:28,523 --> 00:05:32,266 I hope it won't end up like those turtles. 54 00:05:32,396 --> 00:05:33,528 What turtles? 55 00:05:33,658 --> 00:05:35,486 Those turtles you'd always convince 56 00:05:35,617 --> 00:05:37,358 your father to buy you. 57 00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:39,969 That same impulse is at work. 58 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,145 But who ended up feeding them 59 00:05:42,276 --> 00:05:44,147 those smelly old flies? 60 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:45,279 You did. 61 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:48,456 Yes. You lost interest right away. 62 00:05:48,586 --> 00:05:51,589 You won't feed my husband smelly old flies. 64 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,895 I should hope not. 65 00:05:53,026 --> 00:05:55,942 As his wife, that'll be your job. 66 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:58,248 I've been in limbo three years, 67 00:05:58,379 --> 00:05:59,206 since jolly died. 68 00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:02,426 I just want to start to live again. 69 00:06:02,557 --> 00:06:05,516 I know, darling, but why in this house? 70 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:09,607 Because it's my house and I love it! 71 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:12,175 What does Rupert say to that? 72 00:06:12,306 --> 00:06:14,134 I haven't told him yet. 73 00:06:14,264 --> 00:06:15,526 What? 74 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:18,355 I haven't told him yet, but I will. 75 00:06:18,486 --> 00:06:21,358 I'm sure we'll both live here very happily. 76 00:06:21,489 --> 00:06:25,319 I want you to be happy, dear. You know that. 77 00:06:25,449 --> 00:06:27,930 It's just that, as your mother, 78 00:06:28,061 --> 00:06:30,802 I feel it's my duty to point out 79 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:34,328 all the negative aspects of the situation. 80 00:06:34,458 --> 00:06:36,199 Thanks, mother. 81 00:07:01,442 --> 00:07:03,618 Nice try. 82 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:10,103 Emily, have you seen jolly? 83 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:14,107 He got a cab right behind mine. 84 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,848 Hello? Anybody home? 85 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,328 Emily? 86 00:07:19,808 --> 00:07:22,028 Hello? Hello? 87 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:23,203 Emily! 88 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:24,813 Hi. 89 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,032 Hello. 90 00:07:26,162 --> 00:07:28,295 Thanks for coming. I know you're busy. 91 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:30,862 The magazine can live without me 92 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,168 an afternoon. 93 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:33,474 I brought the proofs 94 00:07:33,604 --> 00:07:35,302 of your Chelsea article. 95 00:07:35,432 --> 00:07:37,217 Did you like it? 96 00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:38,174 Yes. 97 00:07:38,305 --> 00:07:39,305 Good. 98 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:41,308 I love this place. 99 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:43,919 I'd forgotten how elegant it was. 100 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,356 How elegant it is. 101 00:07:46,487 --> 00:07:47,314 Is. 102 00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:48,315 Hi, Emily. 103 00:07:48,445 --> 00:07:49,445 Charlotte. 104 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:51,709 Can you believe she's doing this? 105 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,015 The dust! 106 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:56,105 Soot. Country has dust, New York has soot. 107 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:58,978 Brings back such memories. 108 00:07:59,108 --> 00:08:01,719 This elegant room! This window! 109 00:08:03,112 --> 00:08:05,419 It looks right into the garden. 110 00:08:05,549 --> 00:08:08,813 Shakespeare, what's the matter with you? 111 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:12,034 There's nothing there. 112 00:08:20,651 --> 00:08:24,351 I'd like to start by thanking hal prince and Stephen sondheim 113 00:08:24,481 --> 00:08:27,267 for not producing a play on Broadway this year 114 00:08:27,397 --> 00:08:29,921 and, of course, the implacable Jenny, 115 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,749 stage manageress without peer. 116 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,709 Thank you for everything, including holding my hand, 117 00:08:34,839 --> 00:08:38,191 telling me my zipper was open. 118 00:08:38,321 --> 00:08:39,627 Finally, the one person 119 00:08:39,757 --> 00:08:44,327 without whom I couldn't have gotten through any of it, 120 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,458 my darling Kay, 121 00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:48,636 the night is yours, and I love you. 122 00:08:48,766 --> 00:08:50,812 Was this always here? 123 00:08:50,942 --> 00:08:52,205 What? 124 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:54,555 This wall, was it always here? 125 00:08:54,685 --> 00:08:56,644 Yes, mother, it was always there. 126 00:08:56,774 --> 00:08:58,733 Well, I don't remember it. 127 00:08:58,863 --> 00:09:01,518 It was always kind of flat like that 128 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:04,391 and held the building up. 129 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:07,394 It's going to take some kind of work 130 00:09:07,524 --> 00:09:10,353 to make this place what it was. 131 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:13,487 No. It's not going to be what it was. 132 00:09:13,617 --> 00:09:16,664 I'm going to change everything, top to bottom... 133 00:09:16,794 --> 00:09:19,928 New wallpaper, new furniture... everything! 134 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,277 Kay? 135 00:09:21,408 --> 00:09:22,191 What? 136 00:09:22,322 --> 00:09:23,497 Are you all right? 137 00:09:23,627 --> 00:09:27,196 I'm fine. I just have to get my bearings. 138 00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:30,069 Come on, Shakespeare. 139 00:09:40,383 --> 00:09:44,039 It's great that she's decided to face this place, 140 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,823 to start doing things again. 141 00:09:45,954 --> 00:09:48,957 But why not start with a simpler hobby, 142 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,960 like needlepoint or... or analysis? 143 00:10:35,395 --> 00:10:37,397 Jolly... 144 00:11:01,508 --> 00:11:03,423 Is Rupert here yet? 145 00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:04,250 No, not yet! 146 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:07,209 He said he'd be here at 4:00. 147 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:10,212 He's playing with those dead arabs. 148 00:11:10,343 --> 00:11:11,518 Mother, that's his job. 149 00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:14,303 Please try to be tolerant of him. 150 00:11:14,434 --> 00:11:16,436 He's such a nerd. 151 00:11:16,566 --> 00:11:18,177 He's not a nerd. 152 00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:20,396 Where did you learn that word? 153 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:24,748 It came out when I met him, just like that. 154 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:26,054 I like Rupert. 155 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,490 Youmarry him. 156 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:31,320 Rupert is a fine man. We're going to be married. 157 00:11:31,451 --> 00:11:34,584 Why couldn't you have found another man like jolly? 158 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:38,240 Mother, please don't start this again! 159 00:11:38,371 --> 00:11:41,461 He was so handsome and... and charming and... 160 00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:42,201 Dead. 161 00:11:42,331 --> 00:11:44,246 And he loved this house. 162 00:11:44,377 --> 00:11:47,423 He did not, mother. He hardly noticed it. 163 00:11:47,554 --> 00:11:50,557 Home to jolly was room service in any hotel 164 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,733 in any town with a theater. 165 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:56,171 Charlotte, do you think we might scrape together 166 00:11:56,302 --> 00:11:58,217 a cup of instant coffee? 167 00:11:58,347 --> 00:12:00,958 Why not? 168 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,398 I didn't have any lunch today. 169 00:12:05,528 --> 00:12:08,444 I mean, even a stale tea bag... 170 00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:39,345 My god! 171 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:42,348 Kay! Kay! 172 00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,829 Rupert! 173 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,355 Rupert, you're late. 174 00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:52,619 I know. I'm sorry. 175 00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:54,185 You ok? 176 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,622 Sure. 177 00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:57,319 Good. 178 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,190 So... 179 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,238 Why does he hate me? 180 00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:05,284 He doesn't. He likes you! 181 00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:08,635 Yeah. I can tell. He's wagging his fangs. 182 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:12,029 Honey... So this is the place? 184 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,205 It's just you. 185 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,511 Just me. 186 00:13:15,642 --> 00:13:18,514 Lovely hat. Are batteries included... 187 00:13:18,645 --> 00:13:19,645 Ha ha ha! 188 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:20,777 Rupert! 189 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,475 Hey, Emily. This place is fabulous! 190 00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,477 Do you like it? 191 00:13:24,607 --> 00:13:26,217 Who wouldn't? 192 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,438 Look at this banister! 193 00:13:29,569 --> 00:13:31,527 What? 194 00:13:31,658 --> 00:13:34,878 That's Santiago mahogany, impossible to find today. 195 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,924 Can I go upstairs? 196 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:40,057 This molding is incredible! 197 00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:42,233 Did you tell him? 198 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,148 I will! 199 00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:47,021 God, do you know what it would cost 200 00:13:47,151 --> 00:13:50,894 to build a place like this today? 201 00:14:09,478 --> 00:14:10,914 Do you like it? 202 00:14:11,045 --> 00:14:12,873 Like it? I loveit! 203 00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:17,225 I love it almost as much as I love you. 204 00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:24,101 Rupert, let's get married here. 205 00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:27,496 Wh... here in the house? 206 00:14:27,627 --> 00:14:29,542 Why not? It's our house. 207 00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:31,108 Another snap decision. 208 00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:33,372 I think it's a fabulous idea. 209 00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:35,852 What about the club? 210 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:36,983 Cancel. 211 00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:38,986 Can't. They went to all this trouble 212 00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:40,379 fitting us in on short notice. 213 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,772 It would be a beautiful place 214 00:14:42,903 --> 00:14:44,687 for a wedding. 215 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,297 Absolutely perfect. 216 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,212 What do you say? 217 00:14:48,343 --> 00:14:50,606 I think it's irresponsible. 218 00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:52,782 Loosen up! 219 00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:54,523 Please. 220 00:14:54,654 --> 00:14:56,307 Do it, Rupert. 221 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,836 Well, ok. Why not? I guess. 222 00:15:02,966 --> 00:15:05,055 Then it's all settled. 223 00:15:05,186 --> 00:15:08,842 I don't have my address book, and I need a telephone. 224 00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:10,974 I'll need something different to wear 225 00:15:11,105 --> 00:15:13,716 if it's going to be here. 226 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,326 You happy? 227 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,285 Yes, I'm happy. 228 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,809 This is your mother's guest list. 229 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,682 Well, I see, in deference to limited space, 230 00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:26,337 she's agreed to leave out the third-world nations. 231 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:29,428 Well, my mother is a little excited. 232 00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:31,430 It's my first wedding, remember? 233 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,954 That's right. You and... Jolly. 235 00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:38,306 You and jolly eloped. That's right. 236 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,396 I haven't been in this place in years. 237 00:15:41,527 --> 00:15:45,313 It's good to have you alone. 238 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,359 I... honey, I... Go ahead. No, you. 240 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,059 I just... Well, I wanted to talk to you 242 00:15:52,189 --> 00:15:54,148 about something. 243 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:55,366 me, too. 244 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,497 Well, go ahead. 245 00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:59,719 I have a question to ask. 246 00:15:59,849 --> 00:16:01,242 Kay? Kay villano! 247 00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:03,200 Michael! Michael!! 248 00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:04,419 Look at you! 249 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:07,727 Look at you! You look wonderful! 250 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:09,685 You look terrific! 251 00:16:09,816 --> 00:16:11,818 What are you doing? 252 00:16:11,948 --> 00:16:14,516 I just got the new prince show. 253 00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:17,650 That's fabulous! I'm so excited for you! 254 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:21,262 I'll call you when I get back. 255 00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:23,220 We'll have lunch. 256 00:16:23,351 --> 00:16:24,613 Ok. Yes. 257 00:16:24,744 --> 00:16:26,267 Scusa! Ciao! 258 00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:27,137 Bye. 259 00:16:27,268 --> 00:16:30,140 That guy... Ha ha ha! 261 00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,359 Who's that? 262 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,448 Michael mensinger, fabulous dancer. 263 00:16:33,579 --> 00:16:35,189 You'll just love him. 264 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:36,756 No doubt. 265 00:16:36,886 --> 00:16:41,325 Anyway, I was saying before... 266 00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:44,590 That I'm just a little... little scared... 267 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,720 Rupert. 268 00:16:45,765 --> 00:16:50,030 No, no. About... Kay? Is that you, honey? 270 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,335 Kay! 271 00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,599 Mark! Mark! Gosh! 272 00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:54,774 Kay! 273 00:16:54,904 --> 00:16:57,516 How are you? It's been three years! 274 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:58,429 Old friends. 275 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,171 You look better than ever. 276 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:02,521 Thank you. 277 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:03,478 Let's sneak out 278 00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,393 and find a quiet restaurant. 279 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,090 She's engaged. 280 00:17:07,221 --> 00:17:08,744 Well, we'll find ourselves 281 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,137 a loud restaurant. 282 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,052 You come, too. 283 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:16,273 Kay, I got a show to do. 284 00:17:16,404 --> 00:17:17,623 Bye. 285 00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:21,148 Bye... So good to see you. 287 00:17:21,278 --> 00:17:22,758 Bye. 288 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:27,894 Mark Lewis, just a wonderful dancer. 289 00:17:28,024 --> 00:17:30,636 Yeah? Don't you know any bad dancers? 290 00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:32,202 Besides me, I mean. 291 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,595 Honey, are you jealous? 292 00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:35,423 Jealous, why? Just because 293 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,338 you're standing up in a restaurant 294 00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,340 making out with strangers? Don't be silly! 295 00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,124 They're not strangers. 296 00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:43,039 Well, they are to me. 297 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,738 You're so funny. Ha ha ha! 298 00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:47,130 Thanks. 299 00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:49,132 I've been thinking. 300 00:17:49,263 --> 00:17:51,831 What? 301 00:17:52,745 --> 00:17:56,575 Would you like to move into the house? 302 00:17:58,141 --> 00:17:59,403 That house? 303 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,231 Yes, that house. 304 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:02,537 I don't know. 305 00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:04,626 You said you liked it. 306 00:18:04,757 --> 00:18:07,760 I know, but I was... Kay! 308 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,283 Kay! 309 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:10,414 Roscoe and Roland, 310 00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,329 I can't believe it! Gee!! 311 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,941 I suppose you're a dancer, too? 312 00:18:15,071 --> 00:18:17,334 No, I'm just effeminate. Thank you. 313 00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,727 Give me a hug! 314 00:18:18,858 --> 00:18:21,121 One from you and you! 315 00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:23,036 Gee! 316 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,646 I love scallops! 317 00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:26,561 You can't have any. 318 00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:28,128 You look terrific! 319 00:18:28,258 --> 00:18:29,564 Thank you. 320 00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:32,654 We just got off the road... Sophisticated ladies. 321 00:18:32,785 --> 00:18:34,090 New act together. 322 00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:35,570 Come see it. 323 00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:36,832 "Roscoe and Roland." 324 00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:39,182 Roscoe and Roland. I wouldn't miss it! 325 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:41,315 We'll look for you. 326 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:42,185 Bye. 327 00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:43,317 Would anyone else 328 00:18:43,447 --> 00:18:46,146 like to make out with my fianceée? 329 00:18:46,276 --> 00:18:47,843 Rupert, Rupert, Rupert! 330 00:18:47,974 --> 00:18:48,714 Last call! 331 00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:53,370 Sit down and eat your scallops. 332 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,198 Kay, why didn't you 333 00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:58,288 introduce me to any of them? 334 00:18:58,419 --> 00:18:59,812 I wanted to. 335 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:02,379 They just all went by so fast. 336 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:07,123 What do you think about the house? 337 00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:09,560 This is exactly what I mean. 338 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:13,303 Part of your life I know nothing about, Kay. 339 00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:15,305 I know nothing about yours. 340 00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:19,092 But it's boring. It doesn't scare you. 341 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:21,268 I think, in a healthy marriage, 342 00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:22,835 fear should be equal. 343 00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:26,142 You don't want to move into the house. 344 00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,883 Well, do you? 345 00:19:28,014 --> 00:19:29,189 Yes, I do! 346 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:32,018 You could have the third floor 347 00:19:32,148 --> 00:19:34,237 and rehearsal hall for your research. 348 00:19:34,368 --> 00:19:37,153 I could have the second floor and study 350 00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:39,112 for a work area, 351 00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:41,288 and I could write more articles 352 00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:42,506 for Emily's magazine. 353 00:19:42,637 --> 00:19:44,813 It'll be fixed top to bottom. 354 00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:45,727 It's beautiful... 355 00:19:45,858 --> 00:19:47,468 You've been thinking about this? 356 00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:51,037 Yes, I've been thinking about this. 357 00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:57,696 And you really have your heart set on it? 358 00:19:57,826 --> 00:20:01,047 Yes, I do. I really do. 359 00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:03,353 Ok. Fine. 360 00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:06,008 I love you. 361 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,402 It's fine. 362 00:20:14,887 --> 00:20:17,324 Just down one more step. 363 00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:20,675 Step behind you. Ok. 364 00:20:21,981 --> 00:20:23,112 Come on, Shakespeare. 365 00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:27,334 Come on. Wait. Let me get out of the way. 366 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:29,379 Come on. That's a boy. 367 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:30,990 Kay! Kay! 368 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,470 Your mother is driving me mad, Kay. 370 00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:36,604 Pretend she's your own mother and ignore her. 371 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,998 You're doing a wonderful job, Billy. 372 00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:41,870 Could you put the dog in the kitchen, please? 373 00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:43,524 There you go. Thanks a lot. 374 00:20:43,654 --> 00:20:46,048 Wait a second. 375 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,051 Ok. There you go. Ok. 376 00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:54,970 Kay! 377 00:20:55,101 --> 00:20:57,016 Hello, mother. I'll be down in a minute! 378 00:20:57,146 --> 00:21:00,933 Yes, but... All right. Come on. 380 00:21:01,063 --> 00:21:03,283 You got it? Let's go! 381 00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:04,153 Ok. 382 00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:05,285 Excuse me. 383 00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:06,634 Sorry. 384 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:11,160 You got it? 385 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:12,509 I got it. 386 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,511 Ok. Let's go. 387 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:17,340 Move, will you? 388 00:23:52,495 --> 00:23:54,541 Hi, Shakespeare. 389 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,595 Ha ha ha! 390 00:24:05,726 --> 00:24:09,164 It's an illusion, boy, it's just an illusion. 391 00:24:09,295 --> 00:24:11,471 Emily warned me. She said to me... 392 00:24:11,601 --> 00:24:13,429 She said this would happen. 393 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,475 She said, if I moved back in the house, 394 00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:17,825 certain memories would come back. 395 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:22,308 If I face them... If I face them... 396 00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:24,353 It will go away. 397 00:24:24,484 --> 00:24:26,007 I will open my eyes now, 398 00:24:26,138 --> 00:24:28,923 and this particular illusion will be gone. 399 00:24:29,054 --> 00:24:32,840 Ha ha! 400 00:24:35,886 --> 00:24:38,715 Not bad for a dead man. 401 00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:43,459 Well, aren't you going to say hello? 402 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,639 You're not here. 403 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:50,901 Yes, I am. 404 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,338 No. You're dead. 405 00:24:52,468 --> 00:24:55,080 Well, I can't argue with that. 406 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:57,430 You're not here. He's not here. 407 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,476 You're dead because I've been a widow three years. 408 00:25:00,607 --> 00:25:02,826 Everybody saw your body downstairs! 409 00:25:02,957 --> 00:25:04,437 Everybody saw it! 410 00:25:04,567 --> 00:25:06,569 Was that profile or full-face? 411 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,616 I should have listened to my mother! 412 00:25:09,746 --> 00:25:12,271 I shouldn't have rushed into this! 413 00:25:12,401 --> 00:25:15,665 I'm here two days, and I'm insane! 414 00:25:15,796 --> 00:25:17,145 All right, now. 415 00:25:17,276 --> 00:25:19,191 Just... just calm down, ok? 416 00:25:19,321 --> 00:25:20,540 Ok. 417 00:25:20,670 --> 00:25:22,150 Ok? 418 00:25:22,281 --> 00:25:23,325 Ok. 419 00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:25,153 It's not so complicated. 420 00:25:25,284 --> 00:25:27,329 It's really very simple. 421 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,939 Let me explain. 422 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,158 Please do. Fast. 423 00:25:30,289 --> 00:25:35,555 I'm, I'm what you might call a... 424 00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:39,428 A ghost. 425 00:25:41,430 --> 00:25:46,000 Well, that... Clears it all... Up. 426 00:25:46,131 --> 00:25:47,262 Listen, calm down. 427 00:25:47,393 --> 00:25:50,961 Talking to my dead husband happens to upset me! 428 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,225 You always got mad like this. 429 00:25:53,355 --> 00:25:55,488 I hardly ever got mad! 430 00:25:55,618 --> 00:25:57,838 How about the car? 431 00:25:57,968 --> 00:26:00,406 He brings up the car. 432 00:26:00,536 --> 00:26:02,582 Then you throw something at me. 433 00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:06,368 I'm gonna throw this book at you.! 434 00:26:19,425 --> 00:26:21,253 Jolly? 435 00:26:29,696 --> 00:26:32,090 That's me. 436 00:26:33,613 --> 00:26:36,006 Why are you here? 437 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,139 I live here. 438 00:26:39,836 --> 00:26:41,229 You? 439 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:45,146 We're moving back in. 440 00:26:45,277 --> 00:26:47,496 We? 441 00:26:49,629 --> 00:26:51,283 My fianceé and I. 442 00:26:51,413 --> 00:26:53,459 Terrific. That's fantastic. 443 00:26:53,589 --> 00:26:56,288 We can probably share utilities. 444 00:26:56,418 --> 00:27:00,205 I will insist on my own phone, though. 445 00:27:00,335 --> 00:27:02,032 Do something. 446 00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:03,164 Excuse me? 447 00:27:03,295 --> 00:27:06,211 Make a lamp move or something disappear. 448 00:27:06,341 --> 00:27:09,823 No. I don't want to do that. 449 00:27:09,953 --> 00:27:12,304 No cheap tricks, conjure a rabbit, 450 00:27:12,434 --> 00:27:13,740 stuff like that. 451 00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:18,005 I'm a mental image, not a physical one. See? 452 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,139 I see, I see. 453 00:27:21,269 --> 00:27:25,186 Jolly... Yeah? 455 00:27:25,317 --> 00:27:27,449 Whaa... Whaa? 457 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:30,060 What are you doing here? 458 00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,366 I died here. 459 00:27:31,497 --> 00:27:36,893 And your spirit is trying to get out. 460 00:27:37,024 --> 00:27:41,159 With New York rents? You must be mad. 461 00:27:41,289 --> 00:27:42,769 Jolly! 462 00:27:42,899 --> 00:27:47,426 How long are you planning on staying? 463 00:27:47,556 --> 00:27:48,557 Here? 464 00:27:48,688 --> 00:27:52,518 I mean, are you going to... i mean... 465 00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:54,433 You mean the weekend. 466 00:27:54,563 --> 00:27:55,651 The wedding. 467 00:27:55,782 --> 00:27:57,827 I wouldn't miss that 468 00:27:57,958 --> 00:27:59,742 for the world, darling. 469 00:27:59,873 --> 00:28:01,309 Good. 470 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,703 You look sensational. 471 00:28:06,836 --> 00:28:08,751 Thanks. 472 00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:12,059 So do you. 473 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,104 Yeah? 474 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,281 Kay? Are you here? 475 00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:17,543 My god. 476 00:28:17,673 --> 00:28:20,807 You've got to be quiet. 477 00:28:20,937 --> 00:28:22,852 We've got to hide you. 478 00:28:22,983 --> 00:28:26,204 Sit in the chair! Sit in the chair! 479 00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:27,683 But, listen, Kay... 480 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,818 Kay, I have a feeling you're not listening. 481 00:28:31,948 --> 00:28:33,820 There you are. 482 00:28:33,950 --> 00:28:35,038 Hello, mother. 483 00:28:35,169 --> 00:28:38,172 Everything here goes... All this furniture. 484 00:28:38,303 --> 00:28:39,303 Right. 485 00:28:39,391 --> 00:28:42,437 The new tables go against the wall here? 486 00:28:42,568 --> 00:28:44,134 Yes. So take it all out. 487 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:48,487 Right. Everything goes. Except that chair. 488 00:28:48,617 --> 00:28:50,532 You're keeping thatchair? 489 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:52,578 That ratty old chair? 490 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:53,840 Yes, I am. 491 00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:58,671 Don't be silly, Kay. Look, take it away. 492 00:28:58,801 --> 00:29:02,631 Don't... Touch... That... Chair! 496 00:29:02,762 --> 00:29:03,589 Really, Kay. 497 00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:07,332 It has great sentimental value. 498 00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:08,550 It does? 499 00:29:08,681 --> 00:29:10,378 What sentimental value? 500 00:29:10,509 --> 00:29:13,729 What sentimental value does it have? 501 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:19,605 I'll tell you what sentimental value it has. 502 00:29:20,606 --> 00:29:24,784 My fianceé... Was born in it. 503 00:29:24,914 --> 00:29:25,741 What? 504 00:29:25,872 --> 00:29:29,049 Rupert? My fianceé? 505 00:29:29,179 --> 00:29:32,661 He was born in that chair. 506 00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:34,097 How strange. 507 00:29:34,228 --> 00:29:37,057 Rupert never lived in this house. 508 00:29:37,187 --> 00:29:39,015 Well, of course he didn't. 509 00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,365 I know that. 510 00:29:40,495 --> 00:29:43,411 It comes from his mother's house. 511 00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:46,284 He was born very near here. 512 00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:49,461 Yes, it's a lovely family tradition. 513 00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:52,028 They were all born in chairs. 514 00:29:52,159 --> 00:29:53,421 Can you imagine? 515 00:29:53,552 --> 00:29:55,467 His mother sitting there, 516 00:29:55,597 --> 00:29:58,774 knitting, listening to the radio, 517 00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:01,168 and presto! 518 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:05,215 Out popped my fianceé. 519 00:30:08,523 --> 00:30:12,440 Well, of course, he was much younger then. 521 00:30:12,571 --> 00:30:14,703 Shakespeare, no! No, no, no! 522 00:30:14,834 --> 00:30:18,577 Shakespeare, no! No! 523 00:30:18,707 --> 00:30:22,972 God! God! God! Mother. 524 00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:24,626 There you are. There you are. 525 00:30:24,757 --> 00:30:27,499 That's my first husband. 526 00:30:27,629 --> 00:30:30,371 Yes, there he is, god bless him. 527 00:30:30,502 --> 00:30:32,634 He died three years ago. 528 00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:35,158 You think he's changed? 529 00:30:35,289 --> 00:30:37,639 Changed? No. 530 00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:40,250 Say something to him. 531 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,731 I beg your pardon? 532 00:30:42,862 --> 00:30:45,865 Go ahead, say something to him. 533 00:30:45,995 --> 00:30:46,995 He talks. 534 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:49,259 He, he talks? 535 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,305 Yes, mother, he talks. 536 00:30:51,436 --> 00:30:55,744 So you might as well say something to him. 538 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,616 Hello. How do you do? 539 00:30:57,746 --> 00:31:00,619 Stupid, you got brain damage or something? 541 00:31:00,749 --> 00:31:03,273 You're talking to a picture. 542 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:06,451 No, no, no! Not him. 543 00:31:06,581 --> 00:31:08,322 Him. 544 00:31:08,453 --> 00:31:09,279 Who? 545 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:12,152 They can't see or hear me. 546 00:31:14,284 --> 00:31:15,764 He didn't say nothin'. 547 00:31:15,895 --> 00:31:18,550 Ha ha ha! 548 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:23,337 Well, of course not, you big silly. 549 00:31:23,468 --> 00:31:25,339 It's just a picture. 550 00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:27,297 Can't you take a joke? 551 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:29,299 Everything out! 552 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,127 The chair, too? 553 00:31:31,258 --> 00:31:32,781 The chair, too. 554 00:31:32,912 --> 00:31:34,957 Lady, are you sure? 555 00:31:35,088 --> 00:31:35,958 I'm sure. 556 00:31:36,089 --> 00:31:37,960 What about its sentimental value? 557 00:31:38,091 --> 00:31:38,831 Mother. 558 00:31:38,961 --> 00:31:42,748 Just because someone is born in a chair. 560 00:31:42,878 --> 00:31:44,140 Big deal. 561 00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:48,188 I bet someone was born in all these chairs. 563 00:31:48,318 --> 00:31:49,972 Good night, sweetheart. 564 00:31:50,103 --> 00:31:51,757 Mush! Mush! 565 00:31:51,887 --> 00:31:53,846 Darling, you'd better lie down. 566 00:31:53,976 --> 00:31:55,282 That's a good idea. 567 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,284 Billy, I'm convinced 568 00:31:57,415 --> 00:32:00,592 they've hung the paper upside-down. 569 00:32:00,722 --> 00:32:03,333 I'll leave you at the museum. 570 00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:07,555 You can talk to all the pictures you want. 572 00:32:09,949 --> 00:32:11,994 Ready, dear? Let's go. 573 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,125 I'm starving. 574 00:32:13,213 --> 00:32:16,259 I'll meet you at the restaurant later. 575 00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:19,349 I'd like to finish a few things here. 576 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,570 Ok. See you there. 577 00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:28,968 Don't be too long. 578 00:32:29,098 --> 00:32:31,231 I won't. 579 00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:12,402 Hello. You've reached the home 580 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:14,883 of Kay and jolly villano. 581 00:33:15,014 --> 00:33:20,193 As you probably can tell, we're not at home. 582 00:33:26,852 --> 00:33:28,680 Jolly. 583 00:33:35,774 --> 00:33:37,645 Jolly? 584 00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:47,350 Jolly? 585 00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:53,531 If you arehere, 586 00:33:53,661 --> 00:33:55,750 and I wasn't dreaming before, 587 00:33:55,881 --> 00:34:00,320 there's something I've got to tell you. 588 00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:04,367 I've been thinking. 589 00:34:05,281 --> 00:34:06,761 This isn't good. 590 00:34:06,892 --> 00:34:11,157 It's not right for you to come back now. 591 00:34:11,287 --> 00:34:13,115 Things are different. 592 00:34:13,246 --> 00:34:16,771 There isn't room for you. 593 00:34:18,251 --> 00:34:21,123 What we had was nice. 594 00:34:21,254 --> 00:34:23,430 It was wonderful. 595 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,911 But I'm getting married, 596 00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:29,741 and things just aren't the same. 597 00:34:32,047 --> 00:34:35,398 I don't need you anymore, jolly. 598 00:34:39,054 --> 00:34:41,535 I don't believe I'm doing this. 599 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:43,537 I don't believe it! 600 00:34:43,668 --> 00:34:46,192 Shakespeare, come on! 601 00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:55,114 Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables... 603 00:34:55,244 --> 00:34:58,247 Fresh and raw, and lots of them. 604 00:34:58,378 --> 00:35:00,032 That's the key. 605 00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:03,992 Jolly convinced me to become a vegetarian. 607 00:35:04,123 --> 00:35:05,864 Excellent meal as always, Kay. 608 00:35:05,994 --> 00:35:10,303 I saw what vegetarianism did for jolly. 609 00:35:10,433 --> 00:35:14,176 What a virile man. 610 00:35:14,307 --> 00:35:15,700 Jolly, jolly, jolly. 611 00:35:15,830 --> 00:35:17,266 This fellow here 612 00:35:17,397 --> 00:35:19,007 seems pretty rock-hard to me. 613 00:35:19,138 --> 00:35:22,315 Honey, is that centered now? 614 00:35:22,445 --> 00:35:23,577 Yes, dear. 615 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,753 Jolly was so clever. 616 00:35:25,884 --> 00:35:29,931 He used to have a Maxim about eating. 618 00:35:30,062 --> 00:35:32,586 I mean, he used to say, 619 00:35:32,717 --> 00:35:36,068 "I never eat anything with a face." 621 00:35:36,198 --> 00:35:37,809 That's right! 622 00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:41,551 As I remember, he was clever, all right. 624 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:45,033 This is a wonderful house for a wedding. 625 00:35:45,164 --> 00:35:47,557 I have a Maxim, too. 626 00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:48,950 Let's hear yours. 627 00:35:49,081 --> 00:35:52,345 I never eat anything that spoke French. 628 00:35:52,475 --> 00:35:54,347 I don't care how long 629 00:35:54,477 --> 00:35:57,176 a hostess slaved over a hot stove, 630 00:35:57,306 --> 00:36:01,397 if it spoke French, I won't touch it. 631 00:36:01,528 --> 00:36:04,444 Ha ha. Rupert. 632 00:36:04,574 --> 00:36:06,707 Is it straight now? 633 00:36:06,838 --> 00:36:08,230 Yes, dear. 634 00:36:08,361 --> 00:36:10,102 Edgar's my fifth husband. 635 00:36:10,232 --> 00:36:13,801 And I married her to three of them. 636 00:36:13,932 --> 00:36:16,717 He made his fortune in construction. 638 00:36:16,848 --> 00:36:20,329 I like to do things myself. Still the best way. 639 00:36:21,504 --> 00:36:24,464 What did I do with the nail? 640 00:36:38,304 --> 00:36:40,132 No. 641 00:36:41,307 --> 00:36:44,266 No! No, no! 642 00:36:44,397 --> 00:36:46,225 What's the matter? 643 00:36:46,355 --> 00:36:49,097 There's spots on these glasses. 644 00:36:49,228 --> 00:36:53,711 I think you're watching too much TV, Kay. 645 00:37:03,111 --> 00:37:04,460 Thank you, honey. 646 00:37:04,591 --> 00:37:07,463 Jolly's last show is still running on Broadway. 647 00:37:07,594 --> 00:37:10,292 It's the ninth longest-running show in history. 648 00:37:10,423 --> 00:37:14,296 You're just saying that to bore us. 649 00:37:16,429 --> 00:37:18,300 I wasn't dreaming. 650 00:37:18,431 --> 00:37:20,259 It's the real thing. 651 00:37:20,389 --> 00:37:24,045 Jolly... I've been thinking. 653 00:37:24,176 --> 00:37:25,220 Thinking? 654 00:37:25,351 --> 00:37:27,092 Yeah. You can't stay here! 655 00:37:27,222 --> 00:37:28,441 Why not? 656 00:37:28,571 --> 00:37:32,314 Because... Because. 658 00:37:32,445 --> 00:37:34,403 No reason at all. 659 00:37:34,534 --> 00:37:37,450 Because I'm getting married next Saturday! 660 00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:40,670 We'll have a meénage aà trois. 661 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:42,498 Don't be ridiculous. 662 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:44,587 I love you. 663 00:37:44,718 --> 00:37:46,546 Don't say that! 664 00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:47,329 What? 665 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,462 Don't say, "I love you." 666 00:37:49,592 --> 00:37:52,247 Why not? 667 00:37:52,378 --> 00:37:54,293 Don't say, "I love you" 668 00:37:54,423 --> 00:37:57,296 with dirty dishes in your hands. 669 00:37:57,426 --> 00:38:00,429 It takes all the romance out of it. 670 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,302 Put the dishes down first... 671 00:38:03,432 --> 00:38:05,870 And now say it. 672 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,132 I love you. 673 00:38:07,262 --> 00:38:09,917 See how much better that was? 674 00:38:10,048 --> 00:38:13,007 This is going to be laughs. 675 00:38:13,138 --> 00:38:16,315 Your mother keeps talking about your dead husband. 676 00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:18,578 She was fond of him. 677 00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:21,015 Yes, and she had wonderful taste. 678 00:38:21,146 --> 00:38:23,888 "Jolly." how could a grown man walk around 679 00:38:24,018 --> 00:38:28,022 with a name sounding like a breakfast cereal? 680 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,896 Ha ha. 681 00:38:32,026 --> 00:38:34,246 Yes, he has a certain charm. 682 00:38:34,376 --> 00:38:35,769 He certainly does. 683 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,859 But, he's not for you. 684 00:38:38,990 --> 00:38:40,730 No? 685 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:42,515 Then who is? 686 00:38:42,645 --> 00:38:44,604 Me. 687 00:38:45,213 --> 00:38:50,175 Handsome, charming, debonair. 690 00:38:50,305 --> 00:38:51,350 And dead? 691 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,265 You were always one to pick out 692 00:38:53,395 --> 00:38:57,269 those little imperfections in everything. 694 00:38:58,357 --> 00:39:00,489 But I still love you. 695 00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:03,623 I told you not to say that. 696 00:39:03,753 --> 00:39:06,278 Does, he say that? 697 00:39:07,192 --> 00:39:08,933 Who? 698 00:39:09,063 --> 00:39:10,412 Of course! 699 00:39:10,543 --> 00:39:13,328 Of course he does. All the time. 700 00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:17,071 I mean, like I say it? 701 00:39:18,203 --> 00:39:22,076 Well... No. 703 00:39:23,077 --> 00:39:24,600 No, not really. 704 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:29,170 You said it real good sometimes. 705 00:39:31,042 --> 00:39:32,304 Jolly. 706 00:39:32,434 --> 00:39:35,176 God. Go away. 707 00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:38,658 Rupert, darling, let's start discussing plans 708 00:39:38,788 --> 00:39:40,790 for the big event. 709 00:39:40,921 --> 00:39:41,661 Very good idea. 710 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,968 You've become very efficient, my love. 712 00:39:44,098 --> 00:39:46,709 I'd like to get this straight. 713 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,363 You don't think it's straight? 714 00:39:48,494 --> 00:39:50,452 No, not you, the wedding. 715 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:52,933 You're right. It's not straight. 716 00:39:53,064 --> 00:39:55,893 It's not every day that you get married, 717 00:39:56,023 --> 00:39:59,505 although in your case, you come very close. 718 00:39:59,635 --> 00:40:02,203 Kay and jolly eloped. 719 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:04,553 I think that was smart. 720 00:40:04,684 --> 00:40:06,642 Yeah, so do I. 721 00:40:06,773 --> 00:40:08,209 It was fun. 722 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,645 Where was it? 723 00:40:09,776 --> 00:40:11,343 Yes, tell us all about it. 724 00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:12,473 Atlantic city. 725 00:40:12,518 --> 00:40:14,955 Tell them about the chapel. 726 00:40:15,086 --> 00:40:16,522 Please, tell them. 727 00:40:16,652 --> 00:40:18,045 All right. We went to 728 00:40:18,176 --> 00:40:20,265 the tackiest little wedding chapel. 729 00:40:20,395 --> 00:40:23,007 The minister's wife kept burping 730 00:40:23,137 --> 00:40:25,487 throughout the whole ceremony. 731 00:40:25,618 --> 00:40:27,098 Don't forget about 732 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,056 the midget bellboy at the hotel. 733 00:40:29,187 --> 00:40:31,232 You've heard this before? 734 00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:34,540 Yes, but the 12th time is the funniest. 736 00:40:34,670 --> 00:40:37,717 There was this midget... Well, this very short bellhop, 737 00:40:37,847 --> 00:40:39,893 and he spent the entire time 738 00:40:40,024 --> 00:40:42,765 locked in the bathroom. 739 00:40:42,896 --> 00:40:47,509 That jolly. He was so much fun. 740 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,076 Yeah, I was. 741 00:40:49,207 --> 00:40:50,904 Yes, you were... he was. 742 00:40:51,035 --> 00:40:53,167 I've had enough of this. 743 00:40:53,298 --> 00:40:56,475 I'm so god damn sick of this jerk, 744 00:40:56,605 --> 00:40:58,738 and I've never even met him! 745 00:40:58,868 --> 00:41:01,262 He wasn't born in a chair. 746 00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:04,222 Look, I'm alive. He's dead and gone. 747 00:41:04,352 --> 00:41:05,745 Dead but not gone. 748 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:09,618 No, he's not gone. But I'll get rid of him. 749 00:41:09,749 --> 00:41:12,752 Rupert, darling, we were just talking. 750 00:41:12,882 --> 00:41:15,624 I won't be defeated by a ghost. 751 00:41:15,755 --> 00:41:19,106 If he were here, I would confront him. 752 00:41:19,237 --> 00:41:21,587 He'd punch you in the nose. 753 00:41:21,717 --> 00:41:23,110 You tell him. 754 00:41:23,241 --> 00:41:24,546 Is that straight? 755 00:41:24,677 --> 00:41:26,548 No! No! 756 00:41:27,419 --> 00:41:30,248 Kay, I have one question for you. 757 00:41:30,378 --> 00:41:31,249 What? 758 00:41:31,379 --> 00:41:32,946 And I'd like the answer finally. 759 00:41:33,077 --> 00:41:36,123 Do you want to live here with your mother 761 00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:37,733 and your dead husband, 762 00:41:37,864 --> 00:41:40,519 or do you want to marry me? 763 00:41:40,649 --> 00:41:43,565 I'd say... Please keep out of this. 765 00:41:43,696 --> 00:41:45,915 I shall leave the room. 766 00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:47,482 That's good idea. 767 00:41:47,613 --> 00:41:49,658 Come, my love. 768 00:41:50,659 --> 00:41:52,270 Which is it, Kay? 769 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,273 Don't be too hasty. 770 00:41:56,361 --> 00:41:57,492 Well? 771 00:41:57,623 --> 00:42:01,322 I want to marry you. I love you to pieces. 772 00:42:01,453 --> 00:42:04,543 I want to live here happily ever after. 773 00:42:04,673 --> 00:42:07,198 That's all I wanted to hear. 774 00:42:07,328 --> 00:42:08,938 Now let's get the details 775 00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:11,419 of the god damn wedding straightened out! 776 00:42:11,550 --> 00:42:14,553 A match made in heaven. 777 00:42:15,902 --> 00:42:17,643 I'm glad you're not angry. 778 00:42:17,773 --> 00:42:20,602 No, honey. Really, it was my fault. 779 00:42:20,733 --> 00:42:23,953 It's great making love in our room 780 00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:25,564 for the first time. 781 00:42:25,694 --> 00:42:29,916 Honey, do you ever think of anyone else 782 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:33,093 when you make love? 783 00:42:33,224 --> 00:42:34,486 Ha. No. 784 00:42:34,616 --> 00:42:36,096 Never? 785 00:42:36,227 --> 00:42:40,100 Images pop into my head sometimes, but... 786 00:42:40,231 --> 00:42:41,319 Like who? 787 00:42:41,449 --> 00:42:44,757 It's dumb, ok? You'll laugh at me. 788 00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:48,065 No, I won't. Really. Tell me. 789 00:42:48,195 --> 00:42:50,197 Guy lombardo. 790 00:42:50,328 --> 00:42:52,591 Who? 791 00:42:53,548 --> 00:42:57,509 Guy lombardo, the band leader. 792 00:42:57,639 --> 00:42:59,424 Ha ha ha! 793 00:42:59,554 --> 00:43:00,860 You're laughing. 794 00:43:00,990 --> 00:43:03,384 No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 795 00:43:03,515 --> 00:43:05,517 I'm not laughing. 796 00:43:07,388 --> 00:43:08,388 Why? 797 00:43:08,433 --> 00:43:11,349 Well, the first time I ever did it 798 00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:13,699 was at this new year's Eve party 799 00:43:13,829 --> 00:43:15,614 at my parents' house, 800 00:43:15,744 --> 00:43:19,008 and the caterer's daughter seduced me. 801 00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:20,793 It just so happened 802 00:43:20,923 --> 00:43:23,796 that the TV was on at the time, 803 00:43:23,926 --> 00:43:26,407 and at the climactic moment, 804 00:43:26,538 --> 00:43:28,235 guy lombardo came on. 805 00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:31,499 Does he think of the royal Canadians, too? 806 00:43:31,630 --> 00:43:34,981 Do you think of the royal Canadians, too? 808 00:43:38,419 --> 00:43:39,681 No. 809 00:43:39,812 --> 00:43:40,943 No. 810 00:43:41,074 --> 00:43:43,294 I'm not into group sex. 811 00:43:43,424 --> 00:43:47,080 Do you ever think of anyone? 812 00:43:47,211 --> 00:43:48,212 No. 813 00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:49,909 Just asking. 814 00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:53,391 Honey. No, honey, I don't. 815 00:43:53,521 --> 00:43:55,436 You busy? 816 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,400 Honey, relax, please. 817 00:44:02,530 --> 00:44:03,705 Honey, relax. 818 00:44:03,836 --> 00:44:06,230 I am relaxed. 819 00:44:08,971 --> 00:44:11,191 Well, then unclench your fists. 820 00:44:11,322 --> 00:44:14,151 Big deal. Big deal. 821 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:24,248 I love you so much. 822 00:44:24,378 --> 00:44:26,032 Is he good? 823 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:27,816 Yes. 824 00:44:27,947 --> 00:44:29,427 Yes. 825 00:44:29,557 --> 00:44:33,779 I mean, is he better than me? 826 00:44:33,909 --> 00:44:35,259 Yes. 827 00:44:35,389 --> 00:44:36,173 Yes. 828 00:44:36,303 --> 00:44:39,567 I find that hard to believe. 829 00:44:39,698 --> 00:44:42,222 Am I disturbing you? 830 00:44:42,353 --> 00:44:43,092 Yes. 831 00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:46,008 I'll just shut off the lights. 832 00:44:46,139 --> 00:44:48,315 God, let me do it. 833 00:44:48,446 --> 00:44:50,926 Ok. Can I watch? 834 00:44:51,057 --> 00:44:53,320 What? 835 00:44:53,451 --> 00:44:56,105 No, honey, I wasn't talking to you. 837 00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:59,413 I was just jabbering away in ecstasy. 839 00:44:59,544 --> 00:45:03,243 "Jabbering away in ecstasy." That's good. 840 00:45:03,374 --> 00:45:07,160 Kay, I love you so much. 842 00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,293 I never liked these things. 843 00:45:09,423 --> 00:45:10,772 All of you. 844 00:45:10,903 --> 00:45:12,252 These ugly things. 845 00:45:12,383 --> 00:45:14,385 I love your shoulders. 846 00:45:14,515 --> 00:45:16,300 Where did we get these? 847 00:45:16,430 --> 00:45:17,779 And your breasts. 848 00:45:17,910 --> 00:45:19,128 They're my aunt edna's. 849 00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:20,608 What? What? 850 00:45:20,739 --> 00:45:22,262 What did you say? 851 00:45:22,393 --> 00:45:24,090 Nothing. 852 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,135 I was jabbering away again. 853 00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:27,659 In ecstasy. 854 00:45:27,789 --> 00:45:29,313 In ecstasy. Right. 855 00:45:29,443 --> 00:45:32,707 That's what you say when you're in ecstasy? 856 00:45:32,838 --> 00:45:34,796 "They're my aunt edna's"? 857 00:45:34,927 --> 00:45:36,842 How should I know? 858 00:45:36,972 --> 00:45:40,367 I want to hear you at that climactic moment. 859 00:45:40,498 --> 00:45:43,152 Rupert, just make love to me. 860 00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:45,285 I'm trying. 861 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:47,940 Ok. Ok. 862 00:45:48,070 --> 00:45:50,247 Ok. 863 00:45:59,343 --> 00:46:01,083 What are you doing? 864 00:46:01,214 --> 00:46:04,261 I'm checking for signs of life. 865 00:46:04,391 --> 00:46:06,828 I see dilation of the pupil. 866 00:46:06,959 --> 00:46:08,134 You're alive! 867 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:11,398 Get your finger out of my eye. 868 00:46:11,529 --> 00:46:13,531 I finally got a response. 869 00:46:13,661 --> 00:46:15,228 Rupert, there's something 870 00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:16,621 I've got to tell you. 871 00:46:16,751 --> 00:46:19,406 I want to hear this. 872 00:46:19,537 --> 00:46:20,625 My god. 873 00:46:20,755 --> 00:46:23,454 Rupert, there's someone watching us. 874 00:46:23,584 --> 00:46:25,107 There is? Where? 875 00:46:25,238 --> 00:46:27,022 You can't see him. 876 00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:28,981 I get it. 877 00:46:29,111 --> 00:46:30,111 You do? 878 00:46:30,199 --> 00:46:32,376 There's someone behind the armoire. 879 00:46:32,506 --> 00:46:34,247 Maybe guy lombardo. 880 00:46:34,378 --> 00:46:36,467 Rupert, listen to me. 881 00:46:36,597 --> 00:46:39,600 Rupert, that's not what I meant. 882 00:46:39,731 --> 00:46:41,602 What the hell did you mean? 883 00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:45,476 Rupert, I have something to tell you. 885 00:46:45,606 --> 00:46:48,305 It will change our entire relationship. 887 00:46:48,435 --> 00:46:50,219 God. 888 00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:52,439 Are you listening? 889 00:46:52,570 --> 00:46:53,570 I'm listening. 890 00:46:53,614 --> 00:46:57,314 There's a ghost in this house. 891 00:46:57,444 --> 00:47:00,186 There's a ghost right here 892 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,754 in this room with us now. 893 00:47:02,884 --> 00:47:05,670 Are you having your period? 894 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:10,022 No, I'm not having my period. 895 00:47:10,152 --> 00:47:12,154 Women don't go around seeing ghosts 896 00:47:12,285 --> 00:47:14,331 when they have their period. 897 00:47:14,461 --> 00:47:16,594 That's exactly what I would expect 898 00:47:16,724 --> 00:47:18,160 a man to say. 899 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:19,336 I am a man, Kay. 900 00:47:19,466 --> 00:47:22,077 You don't have to think like one. 901 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:23,427 I'm trying so hard! 902 00:47:23,557 --> 00:47:25,646 I know. Darling, try the rational approach. 903 00:47:25,777 --> 00:47:28,301 He isa scientist. 904 00:47:28,432 --> 00:47:31,522 I know what you're thinking, 905 00:47:31,652 --> 00:47:34,481 but please try to listen to me. 906 00:47:34,612 --> 00:47:36,135 I'm listening, Kay. 907 00:47:36,265 --> 00:47:40,444 What I've been seeing for the past few days 908 00:47:40,574 --> 00:47:45,231 is not a figment of my imagination. 909 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:47,625 It is not a memory or an illusion. 910 00:47:47,755 --> 00:47:50,367 It is a real and substantial manifestation 912 00:47:50,497 --> 00:47:52,281 of a person who is no longer living. 913 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:56,111 That's great. That's fantastic, darling. 914 00:47:56,242 --> 00:47:57,069 That's good. 915 00:47:57,199 --> 00:47:59,332 Thanks. 916 00:48:01,247 --> 00:48:03,031 I thought it was very good. 917 00:48:03,162 --> 00:48:05,556 Rupert, what are you doing? 918 00:48:05,686 --> 00:48:09,211 I just said I was in contact with a ghost. 920 00:48:09,342 --> 00:48:10,430 Yes, you did. 921 00:48:10,561 --> 00:48:13,477 A ghost that I know. 922 00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:14,652 Yes. 923 00:48:14,782 --> 00:48:17,045 A ghost that is in this room. 924 00:48:17,176 --> 00:48:20,005 Don't just agree with me! 925 00:48:20,135 --> 00:48:24,531 I'm not agreeing with you. I'm just saying yes. 926 00:48:24,662 --> 00:48:27,229 You think I'm crazy. 927 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,100 Yes. No. 928 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,318 Be quiet. 929 00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:31,190 What? What? 930 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,020 You were talking to the ghost. 931 00:48:35,150 --> 00:48:37,631 Rupert. Rupert. 932 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:39,285 Rupert. 933 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,593 Rupert, I did not search him out. 934 00:48:42,723 --> 00:48:44,595 Honestly. He contacted me 935 00:48:44,725 --> 00:48:46,423 when I reopened the house. 936 00:48:46,553 --> 00:48:50,383 Let me guess. He did this with his feet. 937 00:48:50,514 --> 00:48:53,342 I never did that. That's disgusting. 938 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:55,170 It's jolly. 939 00:48:55,301 --> 00:48:56,345 God help me. 940 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:59,827 Explain to him that I live here. 941 00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:02,003 He lives here. 942 00:49:02,134 --> 00:49:03,918 Because I died here. 943 00:49:04,049 --> 00:49:06,225 Because he died here. 944 00:49:06,355 --> 00:49:09,010 I'm talking about a ghost. 945 00:49:09,141 --> 00:49:11,709 Rupert... A ghost! 947 00:49:11,839 --> 00:49:13,711 Can't you prove yourself? 948 00:49:13,841 --> 00:49:14,841 What? 949 00:49:14,929 --> 00:49:15,930 What? 950 00:49:16,061 --> 00:49:17,932 I was talking to jolly. 951 00:49:18,063 --> 00:49:20,195 Can't you move a chair 952 00:49:20,326 --> 00:49:22,328 or make a noise or something? 953 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:25,853 Yes, anything. A vase. I'm not picky. 954 00:49:25,984 --> 00:49:28,726 Darling, I told you, no cheap tricks. 955 00:49:28,856 --> 00:49:30,423 No cheap tricks. 956 00:49:30,554 --> 00:49:33,687 Jolly, please don't do this to me. 957 00:49:33,818 --> 00:49:34,993 Rupert! 958 00:49:35,123 --> 00:49:39,127 If you don't want to marry me, just say so. 960 00:49:39,258 --> 00:49:40,258 It isn't that. 961 00:49:40,346 --> 00:49:43,480 It's no big deal. It's only a marriage. 962 00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:45,351 You should ask your mother. 963 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:48,267 She goes through them like kleenex. 964 00:49:48,397 --> 00:49:49,616 Jolly, say something! 965 00:49:49,747 --> 00:49:51,923 Denise del florio. 966 00:49:52,053 --> 00:49:53,053 What? 967 00:49:53,141 --> 00:49:55,666 Say it quickly. Denise del florio. 968 00:49:55,796 --> 00:49:56,928 Bye, Kay. 969 00:49:57,058 --> 00:49:58,669 Denise del florio! 970 00:50:00,235 --> 00:50:02,237 What did you say? 971 00:50:02,368 --> 00:50:04,631 Denise del florio. 972 00:50:04,762 --> 00:50:05,806 Why? 973 00:50:05,937 --> 00:50:08,069 Jolly said to say it. 974 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,071 Well, what about her? 975 00:50:14,728 --> 00:50:17,557 New year's Eve! 976 00:50:18,863 --> 00:50:20,691 Caterer's daughter. 977 00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:21,909 The caterer's daughter. 978 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,303 New year's Eve. The caterer's daughter. 979 00:50:24,433 --> 00:50:27,828 She's the one, isn't she? Denise del florio. 980 00:50:27,959 --> 00:50:31,528 How else would I have known her name 981 00:50:31,658 --> 00:50:35,314 except that jolly told me? Thanks, jolly. 982 00:50:35,444 --> 00:50:37,403 All right, hon. 983 00:50:38,752 --> 00:50:40,406 Lucky guess. 984 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:44,236 Denise del florio is a lucky guess? 985 00:50:44,366 --> 00:50:46,455 Not in a million years! 986 00:50:46,586 --> 00:50:50,155 Maybe I said it in my sleep or something. 988 00:50:50,285 --> 00:50:53,114 Sure, in between the guy lombardos. 989 00:50:53,245 --> 00:50:56,117 Maybe I did, Kay. 990 00:50:56,248 --> 00:50:59,120 Good night. 991 00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:07,041 Ha ha! Boy, that's a nerd. 992 00:51:08,477 --> 00:51:14,309 Well, I guess I've sort of complicated things? 993 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,050 I guess so. 994 00:51:16,181 --> 00:51:17,182 I should go. 995 00:51:17,312 --> 00:51:21,099 You should go away and leave me alone. 996 00:51:21,229 --> 00:51:22,491 Forever. 997 00:51:22,622 --> 00:51:23,667 And ever! 998 00:51:23,797 --> 00:51:28,193 There's just no room in your life for me now. 999 00:51:28,323 --> 00:51:29,673 None! 1000 00:51:29,803 --> 00:51:33,241 Ok, I'll go, then. 1001 00:51:36,941 --> 00:51:38,856 Jolly? 1002 00:51:43,991 --> 00:51:45,906 Jolly? 1003 00:51:47,473 --> 00:51:48,866 Please don't go. 1004 00:51:48,996 --> 00:51:52,130 5, 6, 7, 8. 1005 00:51:55,742 --> 00:51:58,136 What are you doing here? 1006 00:51:58,266 --> 00:52:00,878 Research. 1007 00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:17,242 Do you believe in ghosts? 1008 00:52:17,372 --> 00:52:18,460 Depends. 1009 00:52:18,591 --> 00:52:21,333 My fianceée has a ghost. Here. 1010 00:52:21,463 --> 00:52:22,551 Her first husband. 1011 00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:24,510 We're about to get married. 1012 00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:28,209 She conjures up the ghost of her dead husband. 1013 00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:29,733 I believe it. 1014 00:52:29,863 --> 00:52:31,865 I don't believe it. 1015 00:52:31,996 --> 00:52:34,085 Come on. Let's go in. 1016 00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:35,913 I gave back my key. 1017 00:52:36,043 --> 00:52:38,306 What key? Don't you remember? 1018 00:52:38,437 --> 00:52:39,481 Break in? 1019 00:52:39,612 --> 00:52:44,225 Tsk. Tsk. Break in. Sneak in. 1020 00:52:51,363 --> 00:52:53,191 Right here. 1021 00:52:53,321 --> 00:52:54,321 Here? 1022 00:52:54,366 --> 00:52:56,194 Yes. Just kick it. 1023 00:52:56,324 --> 00:52:58,152 Yes. I remember this. 1024 00:52:58,283 --> 00:53:01,939 Just a... just a little jab. 1025 00:53:02,069 --> 00:53:03,810 This, Rupert, 1026 00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:07,422 did you chase him like you chased me? 1027 00:53:07,553 --> 00:53:09,163 Like I what? 1028 00:53:09,294 --> 00:53:10,948 Chased. 1029 00:53:11,078 --> 00:53:12,078 I've had women 1030 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:14,560 set their sights on me before, 1031 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,954 but you were desperate. 1032 00:53:17,084 --> 00:53:18,999 I was not desperate. 1033 00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:21,698 I was... Determined. 1034 00:53:21,828 --> 00:53:23,264 Little higher. 1035 00:53:23,395 --> 00:53:24,831 Rupert chased me. 1036 00:53:24,962 --> 00:53:26,354 Was he determined? 1037 00:53:26,485 --> 00:53:28,879 Desperate. 1038 00:53:34,058 --> 00:53:36,147 This, fellow here. 1039 00:53:36,277 --> 00:53:38,149 You sure you should marry him? 1040 00:53:38,279 --> 00:53:39,977 Of course I'm sure. 1041 00:53:40,107 --> 00:53:41,543 I'm almost sure. 1042 00:53:41,674 --> 00:53:43,371 You can never really be sure 1043 00:53:43,502 --> 00:53:45,460 about a thing like that. 1044 00:53:45,591 --> 00:53:47,027 No, I'm not sure. 1045 00:53:47,158 --> 00:53:54,687 Who the hell knows? Why do you ask? 1046 00:53:54,818 --> 00:54:00,606 Her husband was a famous... 1047 00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:06,438 Broadway choreographer, jolly villano. 1049 00:54:08,048 --> 00:54:12,313 I always wanted to be able to dance. 1050 00:54:14,446 --> 00:54:16,840 Can you dance? 1051 00:54:30,592 --> 00:54:32,116 That's pretty good. 1052 00:54:32,246 --> 00:54:34,335 That's damn good. 1053 00:54:36,685 --> 00:54:40,341 Wait. Let me... How do you do that? 1054 00:54:40,472 --> 00:54:42,691 Da ba da ba da. 1055 00:54:42,822 --> 00:54:44,781 Da ba da ba da. 1056 00:54:44,911 --> 00:54:47,305 Da ba da ba da. Hey! That's right. 1057 00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:52,571 Yeah. You looking good! 1058 00:55:01,623 --> 00:55:03,930 What am I going to do, Henry? 1059 00:55:04,061 --> 00:55:05,236 About what? 1060 00:55:05,366 --> 00:55:06,541 About the ghost. 1061 00:55:06,672 --> 00:55:08,761 Maybe they should get a divorce 1062 00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:11,590 like everybody else. 1063 00:55:14,288 --> 00:55:16,029 That's it. 1064 00:55:17,814 --> 00:55:20,686 You're a genius! A divorce! 1065 00:55:21,513 --> 00:55:23,210 That's brilliant. 1066 00:55:23,341 --> 00:55:25,952 A divorce! Ha ha! 1067 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,085 Keep the left foot moving! 1068 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,504 Did you miss me? 1069 00:55:56,635 --> 00:55:58,593 Of course I missed you. 1070 00:55:58,724 --> 00:56:01,901 I was married to you for six years, 1071 00:56:02,032 --> 00:56:04,599 but I got over you. 1072 00:56:04,730 --> 00:56:08,125 You make me sound like a disease. 1073 00:56:08,255 --> 00:56:09,953 You are. 1074 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:12,564 An incurable one. 1075 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:19,005 What did you do when I died? 1076 00:56:19,136 --> 00:56:21,965 I buried you... I thought. 1078 00:56:22,095 --> 00:56:23,357 Were you sad? 1079 00:56:23,488 --> 00:56:27,622 No. I was never sad. 1080 00:56:27,753 --> 00:56:29,494 It's funny. 1081 00:56:29,624 --> 00:56:31,278 First you're too busy... 1082 00:56:31,409 --> 00:56:34,760 Too many things to do, too many details. 1083 00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:36,762 And then I guess it was 1084 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:39,504 like three weeks later, maybe a month, 1085 00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:41,985 I was sitting in the study, 1086 00:56:42,115 --> 00:56:44,335 and I was reading something. 1087 00:56:44,465 --> 00:56:45,597 It was something 1088 00:56:45,727 --> 00:56:47,729 I thought you'd be interested in. 1089 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:51,516 I got up and ran towards the rehearsal hall, 1090 00:56:51,646 --> 00:56:53,866 and I stopped on the stairs. 1091 00:56:53,997 --> 00:56:58,610 It wasn't until that minute that I realized 1093 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:01,874 you were dead and what that meant. 1094 00:57:02,005 --> 00:57:06,661 Then, you were sad. 1095 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,403 No, I was angry. 1096 00:57:09,534 --> 00:57:12,450 Angry? At what? 1097 00:57:13,277 --> 00:57:14,408 At you. 1098 00:57:14,539 --> 00:57:17,324 What did I do? 1099 00:57:18,499 --> 00:57:19,674 You died! 1100 00:57:19,805 --> 00:57:23,243 You went and died. 1101 00:57:24,853 --> 00:57:28,379 God, I hated you for that. 1102 00:57:29,641 --> 00:57:32,905 I hated you for going off and leaving me. 1103 00:57:33,036 --> 00:57:37,388 And just when I thought I had you behind me, 1104 00:57:37,518 --> 00:57:40,652 you had to show up here again. 1105 00:57:42,871 --> 00:57:46,092 I didn't want to die. 1106 00:57:46,832 --> 00:57:49,182 Well, I wouldn't have put it past you. 1107 00:57:49,313 --> 00:57:54,100 You were always grandstanding for attention. 1108 00:58:00,454 --> 00:58:01,890 Jolly. 1109 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:05,416 Since you've moved back in he's appeared? 1110 00:58:05,546 --> 00:58:06,765 Since I reopened the house. 1111 00:58:06,895 --> 00:58:11,291 You and Rupert ought to get away for a few days. 1112 00:58:11,422 --> 00:58:14,468 I'll ask my shrink what we should do. 1113 00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:15,774 You don't understand. 1114 00:58:15,904 --> 00:58:18,081 I don't need a psychiatrist. 1115 00:58:18,211 --> 00:58:19,908 I've accepted him. 1116 00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:21,954 Accepted who? 1117 00:58:22,085 --> 00:58:23,216 Jolly. 1118 00:58:23,347 --> 00:58:25,827 I'm not asking someone to make him disappear. 1119 00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:29,527 The problem is I can't decide. 1120 00:58:29,657 --> 00:58:30,484 What? 1121 00:58:30,615 --> 00:58:31,746 Between them. 1122 00:58:31,877 --> 00:58:33,966 Rupert or jolly. 1123 00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:35,750 They have certain qualities, 1124 00:58:35,881 --> 00:58:39,015 certain things about both of them I like. 1125 00:58:39,145 --> 00:58:41,887 Together they make the perfect man. 1126 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:43,628 I have to choose. 1127 00:58:43,758 --> 00:58:47,893 Kay, listen to me. Jolly is dead. 1128 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:51,853 Ok, that's one thing in Rupert's favor. 1129 00:58:51,984 --> 00:58:53,899 He's alive. 1130 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:57,163 I want some advice about a divorce. 1131 00:58:57,294 --> 00:58:59,165 Trouble with your wife? 1132 00:58:59,296 --> 00:59:01,515 No, no. No trouble at all. 1133 00:59:01,646 --> 00:59:03,735 In fact, I'm not married. 1134 00:59:03,865 --> 00:59:05,867 I'm getting married next Saturday. 1135 00:59:05,998 --> 00:59:07,608 Congratulations. 1136 00:59:07,739 --> 00:59:10,742 No, this divorce is for a friend. 1137 00:59:10,872 --> 00:59:12,613 Someone you know? 1138 00:59:12,744 --> 00:59:15,442 Very well. My fianceée, in fact. 1139 00:59:15,573 --> 00:59:18,445 The one you're marrying next Saturday? 1140 00:59:18,576 --> 00:59:22,536 Yes. I want her to divorce her first husband. 1141 00:59:22,667 --> 00:59:24,103 That's good thinking. 1142 00:59:24,234 --> 00:59:26,062 It's important to me. 1143 00:59:26,192 --> 00:59:28,107 It's important to most people. 1144 00:59:28,238 --> 00:59:30,414 I don't care about them. 1145 00:59:30,544 --> 00:59:32,459 This may seem odd to you, 1146 00:59:32,590 --> 00:59:35,680 but it's a hypothetical divorce I'm after. 1147 00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:37,464 Hypothetical divorce? 1148 00:59:37,595 --> 00:59:42,208 Right. I want her to divorce him to make a point. 1149 00:59:42,339 --> 00:59:43,644 What's the point? 1150 00:59:43,775 --> 00:59:47,561 Well, you see... 1151 00:59:52,479 --> 00:59:54,568 There's an aspect to this case 1152 00:59:54,699 --> 00:59:57,528 you probably haven't come across before. 1153 00:59:57,658 --> 01:00:00,444 Let me assure you I have come across 1154 01:00:00,574 --> 01:00:05,057 every conceivable twist to a divorce case. 1155 01:00:08,234 --> 01:00:11,019 Her first husband's dead. 1156 01:00:12,369 --> 01:00:14,632 I was wrong. 1157 01:00:14,762 --> 01:00:17,200 I had not come across everything. 1158 01:00:17,330 --> 01:00:18,897 Interesting twist. 1159 01:00:20,768 --> 01:00:23,554 Lawyers! 1160 01:00:23,684 --> 01:00:24,684 Give good money 1161 01:00:24,772 --> 01:00:27,732 to sit there and laugh at you, 1162 01:00:27,862 --> 01:00:29,864 treat you like you're crazy. 1163 01:00:29,995 --> 01:00:33,607 My fianceée is seeing a ghost. I've had it. 1165 01:00:35,609 --> 01:00:38,612 They work by heat, not by push. 1166 01:00:38,743 --> 01:00:40,701 I know how they work. 1167 01:00:40,832 --> 01:00:44,488 You got no body heat. 1168 01:00:46,577 --> 01:00:48,709 I have plenty of body heat. 1169 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,148 Just because I'm not a Broadway dancer, 1170 01:00:52,278 --> 01:00:54,933 you think I have no passion? 1171 01:00:55,063 --> 01:00:56,326 Here's some. 1172 01:00:56,456 --> 01:00:58,415 There. Passion. Body heat. 1173 01:00:58,545 --> 01:01:01,331 Look at my feet. 1174 01:01:02,245 --> 01:01:04,334 You made us a local. 1175 01:01:04,464 --> 01:01:06,074 Give me a break. 1176 01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:08,120 So what did she tell you 1177 01:01:08,251 --> 01:01:09,556 about this apparition? 1178 01:01:09,687 --> 01:01:12,994 Just that he's here, and she's confused. 1179 01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,518 Trouble already? 1180 01:01:14,648 --> 01:01:17,085 Don't you have something to do? 1181 01:01:17,216 --> 01:01:20,350 With marriage and this whole new life, 1182 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:23,527 this is a pivotal time for her. 1183 01:01:23,657 --> 01:01:26,312 What we need is a psychiatrist. 1184 01:01:26,443 --> 01:01:27,748 Psychiatrist? Already? 1185 01:01:27,879 --> 01:01:30,360 You're really pushing this, aren't you? 1186 01:01:30,490 --> 01:01:33,711 Listen, I am just trying to help. 1187 01:01:33,841 --> 01:01:37,105 Look, she needs you right now. 1188 01:01:37,889 --> 01:01:39,543 No, no. Little boy, 1189 01:01:39,673 --> 01:01:41,849 we mustn't sit on the chair. 1190 01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:43,503 Do you know why? 1191 01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:44,634 Because this is 1192 01:01:44,678 --> 01:01:46,506 a priceless piece of fine art 1193 01:01:46,637 --> 01:01:47,855 from another millennium. 1194 01:01:47,986 --> 01:01:49,553 You are a piece 1195 01:01:49,683 --> 01:01:51,685 of temporary plasmic rubbish 1196 01:01:51,816 --> 01:01:52,816 taking up space 1197 01:01:52,904 --> 01:01:54,993 on this already overcrowded planet. 1198 01:01:55,123 --> 01:01:58,214 Kendall, keep an eye out for this sort of thing. 1199 01:01:58,344 --> 01:02:00,216 Are you with someone? Let's find them. 1200 01:02:00,346 --> 01:02:01,956 Rupert, here's how I see it. 1201 01:02:02,087 --> 01:02:04,872 You represent reality. He represents fantasy, 1202 01:02:05,003 --> 01:02:06,744 but she needs your reality 1203 01:02:06,874 --> 01:02:08,746 to keep from going over the edge. 1204 01:02:08,876 --> 01:02:11,357 What am I going to do about him? 1205 01:02:11,488 --> 01:02:13,620 A him already? 1206 01:02:13,751 --> 01:02:14,882 Accept him. 1207 01:02:15,013 --> 01:02:16,362 Bust is ass. 1208 01:02:16,493 --> 01:02:19,496 Mind your own business, please. 1209 01:02:19,626 --> 01:02:23,456 You mean act as if he's really there? 1210 01:02:23,587 --> 01:02:25,241 Exactly. 1211 01:02:25,371 --> 01:02:26,633 I can't do that. 1212 01:02:26,764 --> 01:02:28,635 You love her, don't you? 1213 01:02:28,766 --> 01:02:30,289 Of course I love her. 1214 01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:34,946 Well, all right, then. 1215 01:02:41,866 --> 01:02:44,216 Must he sit in front? 1216 01:02:44,347 --> 01:02:46,523 I get carsick in back. 1217 01:02:46,653 --> 01:02:48,742 He gets carsick in back. 1218 01:02:48,873 --> 01:02:50,918 Carsick, yeah. 1219 01:02:52,398 --> 01:02:54,182 I feel like your chauffeur. 1220 01:02:54,313 --> 01:02:58,317 We should buy him a cute little hat. 1221 01:03:00,406 --> 01:03:01,712 What's so funny? 1222 01:03:01,842 --> 01:03:03,409 He says we should 1223 01:03:03,540 --> 01:03:06,151 buy you a cute little hat. 1224 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,197 Come on, Rupert, loosen up. 1225 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:12,200 You said we were going to have fun. 1226 01:03:12,331 --> 01:03:15,247 You're right. This is a new beginning. 1227 01:03:15,378 --> 01:03:18,903 We should get to know each other. 1228 01:03:19,033 --> 01:03:21,297 I love you... Both. 1229 01:03:21,427 --> 01:03:24,517 There's so much I want to ask. 1230 01:03:24,648 --> 01:03:26,127 Me, too. 1231 01:03:26,258 --> 01:03:27,477 Him, too. 1232 01:03:27,607 --> 01:03:29,479 I think it's wonderful 1233 01:03:29,609 --> 01:03:31,611 how Rupert's accepting all this. 1234 01:03:31,742 --> 01:03:33,221 I'm pretty wonderful. 1235 01:03:33,352 --> 01:03:34,397 Yes. 1236 01:03:34,527 --> 01:03:35,615 Jolly thinks so. 1237 01:03:35,746 --> 01:03:37,661 Terrific. That settles it. 1238 01:03:37,791 --> 01:03:39,663 All those in favor, say "aye." 1239 01:03:39,793 --> 01:03:40,838 Aye! Aye! 1240 01:03:40,968 --> 01:03:42,405 Aye. 1241 01:03:45,930 --> 01:03:48,280 Kay. 1242 01:03:48,411 --> 01:03:50,848 Tell him to act normal. 1243 01:03:50,978 --> 01:03:53,154 Jolly says just act normal. 1244 01:03:53,285 --> 01:03:55,156 Absolutely right. Exactly what I intend. 1245 01:03:55,287 --> 01:03:58,290 For us three to have a healthy relationship, 1246 01:03:58,421 --> 01:04:03,077 we have to say to hell with the world. 1247 01:04:10,694 --> 01:04:12,304 How many? 1248 01:04:12,435 --> 01:04:13,610 Two. 1249 01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:14,740 Three. 1250 01:04:14,785 --> 01:04:16,134 That's right. Three. 1251 01:04:16,264 --> 01:04:19,224 Remember, totally normal. 1252 01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,618 Thank you. 1253 01:04:21,748 --> 01:04:23,097 Thank you. 1254 01:04:23,228 --> 01:04:25,578 Hey, this is fine. 1255 01:04:25,709 --> 01:04:26,884 Thank you. 1256 01:04:27,014 --> 01:04:30,278 One for him, too, please. 1257 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:32,672 Is this table ok? 1258 01:04:32,803 --> 01:04:35,762 What did he say, Kay? 1259 01:04:35,893 --> 01:04:37,460 It's fine. 1260 01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:39,287 He's happy. 1261 01:04:39,418 --> 01:04:44,336 I'll be back in a minute to take your order. 1262 01:04:45,337 --> 01:04:47,339 Rupert, we have to act careful 1263 01:04:47,470 --> 01:04:50,386 around other people. 1264 01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:52,562 Who's acting? Are you acting? 1265 01:04:52,692 --> 01:04:54,651 You're not acting, are you? 1266 01:04:54,781 --> 01:04:57,610 We have a ghost living with us. 1267 01:04:57,741 --> 01:05:01,962 We should treat him like anyone else. 1268 01:05:02,093 --> 01:05:03,616 Are you ready? 1269 01:05:03,747 --> 01:05:06,619 Yes. The lady will have... Coffee. 1271 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,708 Is that all you want? 1272 01:05:08,839 --> 01:05:10,623 Coffee. 1273 01:05:10,754 --> 01:05:11,754 And you? 1274 01:05:11,798 --> 01:05:13,234 Nothing, thanks. 1275 01:05:13,365 --> 01:05:14,627 What did he say? 1276 01:05:14,758 --> 01:05:17,238 He said he's not hungry. 1277 01:05:17,369 --> 01:05:19,240 He said he's not hungry! 1278 01:05:19,371 --> 01:05:20,590 It's on me. 1279 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:24,811 He gets carsick easily, so he sat in front. 1280 01:05:24,942 --> 01:05:26,378 Cheeseburger. 1281 01:05:26,509 --> 01:05:31,339 Wonderful. And I will have the grilled cheese plate. 1282 01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:33,341 That's right. 1283 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:38,346 Tell me, how would he like his cheeseburger? 1284 01:05:38,477 --> 01:05:40,436 Medium rare. 1285 01:05:40,566 --> 01:05:41,872 Medium rare. 1286 01:05:42,002 --> 01:05:44,265 Hold the onions. 1287 01:05:44,396 --> 01:05:45,919 Hold the onions. 1288 01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:48,835 That'll be fine. Thank you. 1289 01:05:50,097 --> 01:05:52,839 That wasn't so painful, was it? 1290 01:05:52,970 --> 01:05:56,452 So tell me, what's it like being dead? 1292 01:05:56,582 --> 01:06:00,456 Rupert, people are beginning to stare. 1293 01:06:00,586 --> 01:06:03,633 Mom. Mom, that man's talking to a chair. 1294 01:06:03,763 --> 01:06:06,766 Billy, if he wants to talk to a chair, 1295 01:06:06,897 --> 01:06:08,376 that's his privilege. 1296 01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:10,030 But he's talking to a chair. 1297 01:06:10,161 --> 01:06:12,990 Your mother's correct. It's my privilege. 1298 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,253 Many men have died horrible deaths 1299 01:06:15,383 --> 01:06:17,734 so I could do this. 1300 01:06:17,864 --> 01:06:20,867 So turn around, eat your food, 1302 01:06:20,998 --> 01:06:24,828 and thank god we live in this wonderful land. 1303 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:29,267 Grilled cheese here. 1304 01:06:29,397 --> 01:06:31,530 Cheeseburger there. 1305 01:06:33,837 --> 01:06:37,536 So how are we going to arrange our time? 1306 01:06:37,667 --> 01:06:39,582 What do you mean? 1307 01:06:39,712 --> 01:06:41,105 There will be times 1308 01:06:41,235 --> 01:06:44,282 I'll want to be alone with you. 1309 01:06:44,412 --> 01:06:46,066 Him, too, I'm sure. 1310 01:06:46,197 --> 01:06:47,372 You know, there's, 1311 01:06:47,503 --> 01:06:49,592 there's something I'm anxious to know. 1312 01:06:49,722 --> 01:06:53,378 Is it possible for him to, 1313 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:56,033 be familiar with you? 1314 01:06:58,818 --> 01:07:02,866 That must be very disappointing for both of you. 1315 01:07:02,996 --> 01:07:03,649 Let's go. 1316 01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:06,957 We haven't eaten our food. 1317 01:07:11,439 --> 01:07:14,138 Ok. Now can we go? 1318 01:07:14,268 --> 01:07:17,620 These little things must be ironed out. 1319 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:19,622 Wrinkles, jolly old boy? 1320 01:07:19,752 --> 01:07:22,407 He's starting to annoy me. 1321 01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:26,106 You're starting to annoy jolly. 1322 01:07:26,237 --> 01:07:28,456 What did I say? 1323 01:07:31,459 --> 01:07:35,028 Isn't this beautiful? 1324 01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:41,513 Smell! 1325 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:45,952 Have you told jolly this is where we met? 1326 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,650 She told me. 1327 01:07:47,780 --> 01:07:49,477 I told him. 1328 01:07:50,217 --> 01:07:51,871 How did you find this place? 1329 01:07:52,002 --> 01:07:54,744 Emily and I were on a trip. 1330 01:07:54,874 --> 01:07:57,834 I thought you didn't like the country. 1331 01:07:57,964 --> 01:08:00,140 I love the country! 1332 01:08:00,271 --> 01:08:03,535 It was you that never liked the country. 1333 01:08:03,666 --> 01:08:05,668 I always loved the country. 1334 01:08:05,798 --> 01:08:06,973 You did? 1335 01:08:07,104 --> 01:08:08,627 Yes, I did. 1336 01:08:08,758 --> 01:08:10,498 Maybe I was self-centered. 1337 01:08:10,629 --> 01:08:12,675 Yes, you were. 1338 01:08:12,805 --> 01:08:13,806 I've changed. 1339 01:08:13,937 --> 01:08:17,418 It's amazing how death can change a man. 1340 01:08:18,811 --> 01:08:21,988 Kay, let me look at you. 1341 01:08:22,119 --> 01:08:23,207 Mrs. Reilly. 1342 01:08:23,337 --> 01:08:25,339 Rupert says you're getting married. 1343 01:08:25,470 --> 01:08:28,038 And to think you met here. 1344 01:08:28,168 --> 01:08:29,517 Violins please. 1345 01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:32,303 There's another young couple staying here, 1347 01:08:32,433 --> 01:08:34,610 the newmans, on their honeymoon. 1348 01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,568 There they are. 1349 01:08:36,699 --> 01:08:37,743 They look adorable. 1350 01:08:37,874 --> 01:08:39,702 Let's stick them on a cake. 1351 01:08:39,832 --> 01:08:42,008 Will you shut up! 1352 01:08:42,139 --> 01:08:43,749 I beg your pardon. 1353 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,708 Nothing. Perhaps you could 1354 01:08:45,838 --> 01:08:47,579 show us to our room. 1355 01:08:47,710 --> 01:08:49,059 I'm really exhausted. 1356 01:08:49,189 --> 01:08:50,495 Of course, dear. 1357 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,758 Excuse me. 1358 01:08:53,454 --> 01:08:57,763 You two aren't making this any easier for me. 1359 01:08:57,894 --> 01:09:00,418 Well, I'm having fun. 1360 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:03,116 So am I. 1361 01:09:03,247 --> 01:09:05,858 I love it. 1362 01:09:05,989 --> 01:09:07,643 This is ridiculous, Emily. 1363 01:09:07,773 --> 01:09:10,689 I'm through with this silly charade. 1364 01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:14,171 It might make her snap out of it. 1365 01:09:14,301 --> 01:09:15,563 Me, too. 1366 01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:18,697 How long can I keep ordering cheeseburgers 1367 01:09:18,828 --> 01:09:22,440 for my fianceée's dead husband? 1368 01:09:22,570 --> 01:09:24,616 You have to be patient. 1369 01:09:24,747 --> 01:09:26,487 I've lost my Patience. 1370 01:09:26,618 --> 01:09:28,881 I've come up with my own plan... 1371 01:09:29,012 --> 01:09:32,580 The fight fire with fire approach. 1372 01:09:32,711 --> 01:09:34,365 I don't like this. 1373 01:09:34,495 --> 01:09:35,496 When we get back, 1374 01:09:35,627 --> 01:09:37,237 this will be straightened out. 1375 01:09:37,368 --> 01:09:40,371 Promise me you won't do anything rash. 1376 01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:44,288 I won't do anything rash. Goodbye. 1377 01:09:54,559 --> 01:09:56,213 Nightcap, sweetie? 1378 01:09:56,343 --> 01:09:57,954 Love it. 1379 01:09:58,084 --> 01:09:59,782 My god, it can't be. 1380 01:09:59,912 --> 01:10:01,087 What? 1381 01:10:01,218 --> 01:10:02,436 My god. 1382 01:10:02,567 --> 01:10:04,003 What's the matter? 1383 01:10:04,134 --> 01:10:06,614 I don't believe it. 1384 01:10:06,745 --> 01:10:08,616 It's Monica. 1385 01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:09,966 Monica who? 1386 01:10:10,096 --> 01:10:11,489 She's there. 1387 01:10:11,619 --> 01:10:12,664 In that chair. 1388 01:10:12,795 --> 01:10:14,927 What are you talking about? 1389 01:10:15,058 --> 01:10:16,668 Can't you see her? 1390 01:10:16,799 --> 01:10:17,582 No. 1391 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,410 Kay, can you see her? 1392 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:20,846 No. 1393 01:10:20,977 --> 01:10:22,848 Surely you can see her. 1394 01:10:22,979 --> 01:10:25,895 Wait. You can't see her. 1395 01:10:26,025 --> 01:10:27,244 I can't? 1396 01:10:27,374 --> 01:10:30,116 No, I just remembered. She's dead. 1397 01:10:30,247 --> 01:10:31,552 Who's dead? 1398 01:10:31,683 --> 01:10:33,511 She is. 1399 01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:37,080 Monica. 1400 01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:41,954 Is somebody there? 1401 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,697 I... i don't see anybody. 1402 01:10:45,828 --> 01:10:47,394 He doesn't see anybody. 1403 01:10:47,525 --> 01:10:49,179 Who doesn't see anybody? 1404 01:10:49,309 --> 01:10:51,355 He can't see her, Rupert. 1405 01:10:51,485 --> 01:10:53,487 I don't see him. 1406 01:10:53,618 --> 01:10:54,750 It's Monica. 1407 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,709 I think he's trying to make a point. 1408 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:01,017 She was the first woman I ever loved, 1409 01:11:01,147 --> 01:11:02,627 and she died. 1410 01:11:04,194 --> 01:11:05,238 I'm gonna cry. 1411 01:11:05,369 --> 01:11:06,587 Just keep quiet. 1412 01:11:06,718 --> 01:11:08,241 We were engaged. 1413 01:11:08,372 --> 01:11:11,114 Why is it you never told me about her? 1414 01:11:11,244 --> 01:11:13,420 I didn't want to make you jealous. 1415 01:11:13,551 --> 01:11:14,682 What? What? 1416 01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:16,293 She's talking to me. 1417 01:11:16,423 --> 01:11:19,949 It's faint. Monica, talk to me. 1418 01:11:20,079 --> 01:11:21,602 There was never anyone there. 1419 01:11:21,733 --> 01:11:24,344 Don't stop. I'm getting to like this. 1420 01:11:24,475 --> 01:11:26,694 You're not the only person with ghosts. 1421 01:11:26,825 --> 01:11:30,437 No, but I know there is no ghost there. 1422 01:11:30,568 --> 01:11:33,092 Wait. I think I hear her. 1423 01:11:33,223 --> 01:11:34,398 This one's great. 1424 01:11:34,528 --> 01:11:37,531 Jolly can't see her! 1425 01:11:37,662 --> 01:11:39,055 Who's jolly? 1426 01:11:39,185 --> 01:11:41,013 Her dead husband. 1427 01:11:41,144 --> 01:11:42,580 Really? 1428 01:11:42,710 --> 01:11:45,626 It's like a bronte novel. 1429 01:11:45,757 --> 01:11:47,628 It's like a comic strip. 1430 01:11:47,759 --> 01:11:49,805 Don't fade! Monica, my ass! 1431 01:11:49,935 --> 01:11:51,763 Don't talk about her like that. 1432 01:11:51,894 --> 01:11:52,894 Let's stay out. 1433 01:11:52,982 --> 01:11:55,288 Listen to your husband, sweetheart. 1434 01:11:55,419 --> 01:11:57,508 Quit that laughing. 1435 01:11:57,638 --> 01:11:58,988 Some nice hot tea 1436 01:11:59,118 --> 01:12:01,120 would be appropriate right now. 1437 01:12:01,251 --> 01:12:04,080 Yes. Lovely. Lovely. 1438 01:12:04,210 --> 01:12:07,823 I can see right through you, buster, 1440 01:12:07,953 --> 01:12:10,521 and don't you think I can't! 1441 01:12:10,651 --> 01:12:14,481 You're making her up to make me a fool. 1442 01:12:14,612 --> 01:12:16,570 You're not making him up? 1443 01:12:16,701 --> 01:12:18,181 No, I'm not! 1444 01:12:18,311 --> 01:12:19,311 No, she's not! 1445 01:12:19,399 --> 01:12:22,402 It's simple. I'm a threat to his ego. 1446 01:12:22,533 --> 01:12:24,013 It's simple. 1447 01:12:24,143 --> 01:12:26,450 He's a threat to your ego. 1448 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:27,625 Ego? 1449 01:12:27,755 --> 01:12:29,409 I had one of those. 1450 01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:32,586 That was before I fell in love with you. 1451 01:12:32,717 --> 01:12:34,023 Rupert. Rupert, 1452 01:12:34,153 --> 01:12:36,199 I can't take any more of this. 1453 01:12:36,329 --> 01:12:38,549 You should believe him. 1454 01:12:38,679 --> 01:12:40,464 Stay out of this! 1455 01:12:40,594 --> 01:12:43,554 This may happen to us when you die. 1456 01:12:43,684 --> 01:12:47,036 You see how silly all this is? 1457 01:12:47,166 --> 01:12:48,254 He admits that. 1458 01:12:48,385 --> 01:12:50,648 Shut up. You're so clinical! 1459 01:12:50,778 --> 01:12:52,911 You never did believe me. 1460 01:12:53,042 --> 01:12:55,566 It was one big joke. 1461 01:12:55,696 --> 01:12:56,696 No joke. 1462 01:12:56,741 --> 01:12:59,004 Humor the lady. That was the idea. 1463 01:12:59,135 --> 01:13:00,223 And keep you sane. 1464 01:13:00,353 --> 01:13:02,573 Wait. I think I hear Monica. 1465 01:13:02,703 --> 01:13:06,142 There is no Monica, you dumb bitch! 1466 01:13:06,272 --> 01:13:07,752 He called me a dumb bitch! 1467 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:09,623 Well, you are a dumb bitch! 1468 01:13:09,754 --> 01:13:13,192 If you're like this, they'll lock you up. 1469 01:13:13,323 --> 01:13:15,107 Piss off, you pompous ass! 1470 01:13:15,238 --> 01:13:17,631 What did you call me? 1471 01:13:17,762 --> 01:13:18,894 You heard me! 1472 01:13:19,024 --> 01:13:21,505 Some nice hot tea for everyone. 1473 01:13:21,635 --> 01:13:23,202 Shove your tea! 1474 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,464 I beg your pardon? 1475 01:13:24,595 --> 01:13:26,597 I'd love some hot tea. 1476 01:13:26,727 --> 01:13:28,468 You can't have any! 1477 01:13:28,599 --> 01:13:31,471 If you loved me, you'd try to understand 1478 01:13:31,602 --> 01:13:34,561 instead of trying to make fun of me! 1479 01:13:34,692 --> 01:13:36,607 I'm trying to help you. 1480 01:13:36,737 --> 01:13:39,262 Your husband is dead and gone. 1481 01:13:39,392 --> 01:13:40,916 He's boring me. 1482 01:13:41,046 --> 01:13:43,483 You're trying to find some way 1483 01:13:43,614 --> 01:13:48,053 of avoiding making a commitment to me 1484 01:13:48,184 --> 01:13:50,534 by using some damn corpse! 1485 01:13:50,664 --> 01:13:52,579 You're starting to annoy jolly. 1486 01:13:52,710 --> 01:13:55,191 Denise del florio. Say it. 1487 01:13:55,321 --> 01:13:57,323 Denise del florio. 1488 01:13:57,454 --> 01:13:58,281 Don't bring up 1489 01:13:58,411 --> 01:14:00,239 Denise del florio again, please. 1490 01:14:00,370 --> 01:14:01,545 He didn't sleep with her. 1491 01:14:01,675 --> 01:14:03,590 You didn't sleep with her. 1492 01:14:03,721 --> 01:14:04,721 I didn't? 1493 01:14:04,809 --> 01:14:06,115 He was watching guy lombardo. 1494 01:14:06,245 --> 01:14:08,030 You were watching guy lombardo. 1495 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:11,598 Guy lombardo. I know him. I know guy lombardo. 1496 01:14:11,729 --> 01:14:14,166 He found his father in bed with her. 1497 01:14:14,297 --> 01:14:18,997 However, you found your father in bed w... 1498 01:14:19,128 --> 01:14:20,477 He did? 1499 01:14:20,607 --> 01:14:21,695 You did? 1500 01:14:21,826 --> 01:14:25,308 Your father was in bed with guy lombardo? 1501 01:14:27,745 --> 01:14:29,834 I never told anyone that. 1502 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:31,618 It won't leave here. 1503 01:14:31,749 --> 01:14:33,969 Rupert. Is it true? 1504 01:14:34,099 --> 01:14:37,755 Well, it's true, but I never told anyone. 1505 01:14:37,885 --> 01:14:42,542 That's the most traumatic moment of my life. 1506 01:14:46,242 --> 01:14:48,722 You eat like a damn horse! 1507 01:14:48,853 --> 01:14:50,681 Your feet smell! 1508 01:14:50,811 --> 01:14:52,813 They do not. Do my feet smell? 1509 01:14:52,944 --> 01:14:54,337 It's true. 1510 01:14:54,467 --> 01:14:55,816 Jolly's here. 1511 01:14:55,947 --> 01:14:58,471 Congratulations, Rupert, old boy. 1512 01:14:58,602 --> 01:15:00,691 No more crap, mister. 1513 01:15:00,821 --> 01:15:04,260 You have a mouth like a sewer! 1514 01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:06,479 I'm going back to New York. 1515 01:15:06,610 --> 01:15:09,526 I'm going to take the car. 1516 01:15:09,656 --> 01:15:10,656 Fine. 1517 01:15:10,744 --> 01:15:13,356 You can take a taxi. 1518 01:15:13,486 --> 01:15:16,620 I'm going with her. Take a taxi. 1519 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:18,361 From Connecticut? 1520 01:15:18,491 --> 01:15:19,710 You are cheap! 1521 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,365 Honey, I'm going with you. 1522 01:15:22,495 --> 01:15:23,495 No. 1523 01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:26,412 I don't want to be with you either, 1524 01:15:26,543 --> 01:15:27,935 with any men. 1525 01:15:28,066 --> 01:15:30,112 Right on, sister. 1526 01:15:30,242 --> 01:15:32,114 This is ridiculous! 1527 01:15:32,244 --> 01:15:35,682 I can't believe this is happening! 1528 01:15:49,653 --> 01:15:53,004 She was telling the truth. 1529 01:15:57,617 --> 01:16:00,925 Jolly's been here all along. 1530 01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:08,585 My god. 1531 01:16:21,989 --> 01:16:23,991 One, please. 1532 01:16:25,558 --> 01:16:26,777 With everything. 1533 01:16:26,907 --> 01:16:28,822 Want a hot dog? 1534 01:16:28,953 --> 01:16:29,997 No, thanks. 1535 01:16:30,128 --> 01:16:33,000 Do you think it could be the devil? 1536 01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:36,656 You're opening up a whole new ball of wax. 1537 01:16:36,787 --> 01:16:38,354 That's dangerous stuff. 1538 01:16:38,484 --> 01:16:42,532 The only reason I ask is because you were a priest once. 1539 01:16:42,662 --> 01:16:45,491 Is it possible it's the devil? 1540 01:16:45,622 --> 01:16:49,365 That's a world I don't want to get into. 1542 01:16:50,627 --> 01:16:53,064 You must think I'm crazy, right? 1543 01:16:53,195 --> 01:16:55,762 Not crazy, you're just too inquisitive. 1544 01:16:55,893 --> 01:16:58,635 It's private stuff. 1545 01:16:58,765 --> 01:17:00,593 You do believe me, then? 1546 01:17:00,724 --> 01:17:03,161 I don't know, Dr. Baines. 1547 01:17:03,292 --> 01:17:04,597 Rupert. 1548 01:17:04,728 --> 01:17:06,469 Rupert. It does exist. 1549 01:17:06,599 --> 01:17:09,428 It's called by many different names. 1550 01:17:09,559 --> 01:17:10,734 Bartender, another one. 1551 01:17:10,864 --> 01:17:12,692 Let me pay for that. 1552 01:17:12,823 --> 01:17:15,391 Make it a double. 1553 01:17:17,175 --> 01:17:20,091 They call it Lucifer. They call it evil, 1554 01:17:20,222 --> 01:17:22,920 the demon, El diablo. 1555 01:17:23,050 --> 01:17:23,921 Jolly? 1556 01:17:24,051 --> 01:17:25,140 What? 1557 01:17:25,270 --> 01:17:28,447 That's what this spirit is called. 1558 01:17:30,449 --> 01:17:32,582 A demon is called jolly? 1559 01:17:32,712 --> 01:17:33,974 Can you handle it? 1560 01:17:34,105 --> 01:17:37,195 I don't know, Dr. Baines. 1561 01:17:37,326 --> 01:17:40,198 You see, my powers, my touch... 1562 01:17:40,329 --> 01:17:42,200 Technically, you always have it... 1563 01:17:42,331 --> 01:17:44,768 Once a priest, always a priest... 1564 01:17:44,898 --> 01:17:47,292 But they can go on you. 1565 01:17:47,423 --> 01:17:49,729 It's like a good fast ball. 1566 01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:53,472 One season you've got it. The next, it's gone. 1567 01:17:53,603 --> 01:17:55,779 There's no guarantee. 1568 01:17:55,909 --> 01:17:57,476 I just want you to try. 1569 01:17:57,607 --> 01:18:00,784 You don't know what you're getting into. 1570 01:18:00,914 --> 01:18:02,568 I'm willing to pay you. 1571 01:18:02,699 --> 01:18:03,699 Handsomely. 1572 01:18:03,787 --> 01:18:06,093 Handsomely? 1573 01:18:06,224 --> 01:18:09,706 I love Kay, Hugh. 1574 01:18:09,836 --> 01:18:14,145 I'll do anything not to lose her. 1575 01:18:14,276 --> 01:18:16,321 Cash? 1576 01:18:16,452 --> 01:18:18,497 You think I'm crazy. 1577 01:18:18,628 --> 01:18:19,628 I don't. 1578 01:18:19,716 --> 01:18:22,936 What do you call a woman who can't decide 1579 01:18:23,067 --> 01:18:26,157 between a dead husband and a live fianceé? 1580 01:18:26,288 --> 01:18:28,551 Very extremely confused. 1581 01:18:28,681 --> 01:18:29,682 Crazy. 1582 01:18:29,813 --> 01:18:31,510 You want my advice? 1583 01:18:31,641 --> 01:18:33,773 Go through with the wedding. 1584 01:18:33,904 --> 01:18:39,779 Suppose I... You love Rupert, don't you? 1586 01:18:39,910 --> 01:18:41,912 Yes, I love him. 1587 01:18:42,042 --> 01:18:43,479 Ok. 1588 01:18:43,609 --> 01:18:44,610 I think. 1589 01:18:44,741 --> 01:18:48,179 I don't want to spend my life comparing him 1590 01:18:48,310 --> 01:18:50,050 or sharing him with jolly. 1591 01:18:50,181 --> 01:18:52,792 It's not fair to either one of them. 1592 01:18:52,923 --> 01:18:56,622 I think the three of us... You, me, and jolly... 1593 01:18:56,753 --> 01:18:58,842 Should have a little confrontation. 1594 01:18:58,972 --> 01:19:00,104 About what? 1595 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,976 Get him back here when I'm there. 1596 01:19:03,107 --> 01:19:06,545 There are things we should talk about. 1597 01:19:06,676 --> 01:19:07,938 What things? 1598 01:19:08,068 --> 01:19:11,028 Trust me. 1599 01:19:14,336 --> 01:19:16,642 I've got to redo my hair. 1600 01:19:16,773 --> 01:19:19,906 Where have you been? You'll never be ready. 1601 01:19:20,037 --> 01:19:22,431 Yes, I will. 1602 01:19:22,561 --> 01:19:23,867 There's a short circuit. 1603 01:19:23,997 --> 01:19:25,564 Call an electrician. 1604 01:19:25,695 --> 01:19:27,697 I aman electrician. 1605 01:19:27,827 --> 01:19:29,525 Where's Rupert? 1606 01:19:29,655 --> 01:19:30,874 He's coming. 1607 01:19:31,004 --> 01:19:32,441 Are you sure? 1608 01:19:32,571 --> 01:19:33,659 Yes. 1609 01:19:33,790 --> 01:19:36,836 Something happened. You had a fight. 1610 01:19:36,967 --> 01:19:39,665 No. We had a slight misunderstanding, 1611 01:19:39,796 --> 01:19:42,929 but he's apologized, and everything's fine. 1612 01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:44,453 I can see that. 1613 01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:48,195 Would you relax? Love your dress. 1614 01:19:49,501 --> 01:19:52,112 This is it. 1615 01:19:57,553 --> 01:19:58,684 Ready? 1616 01:19:58,815 --> 01:20:02,862 It says if you see a spirit, you do this. 1617 01:20:02,993 --> 01:20:04,864 What does that do? 1618 01:20:04,995 --> 01:20:06,779 It gets him soaked. 1619 01:20:06,910 --> 01:20:08,607 Remember, whatever you do, 1620 01:20:08,738 --> 01:20:11,523 nobody's supposed to know about you. 1621 01:20:11,654 --> 01:20:13,525 Right. 1622 01:20:14,004 --> 01:20:16,354 Be very nonchalant. 1623 01:20:16,485 --> 01:20:18,443 I gotcha. 1624 01:20:19,662 --> 01:20:21,185 Ok? 1625 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,882 Ok. 1626 01:20:25,232 --> 01:20:26,582 Shhh! 1627 01:20:26,712 --> 01:20:27,712 For god's sake! 1628 01:20:27,757 --> 01:20:30,499 That's what you call being nonchalant? 1629 01:20:30,629 --> 01:20:32,544 I'm sorry. 1630 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,253 Good evening, Dr. Baines. 1631 01:20:46,384 --> 01:20:48,517 Everything's ready for the rehearsal. 1632 01:20:48,647 --> 01:20:49,909 Rehearsal? 1633 01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:51,650 The wedding rehearsal. 1634 01:20:51,781 --> 01:20:54,261 The wedding rehearsal. Where's Kay? 1635 01:20:54,392 --> 01:20:58,527 She's upstairs changing. Excuse me. 1636 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:01,660 Nice dog. 1637 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:05,229 Play dead for about a year. 1638 01:21:06,230 --> 01:21:07,579 I found it. 1639 01:21:07,710 --> 01:21:10,974 Hello, Rupert. I found the short circuit. 1640 01:21:11,104 --> 01:21:13,280 Charlotte, I found it. 1641 01:21:13,411 --> 01:21:14,934 It's in the attic. 1642 01:21:15,065 --> 01:21:17,197 It's about time. 1643 01:21:18,198 --> 01:21:19,548 Who is he? 1644 01:21:19,678 --> 01:21:20,897 Who? 1645 01:21:21,027 --> 01:21:22,551 That man. 1646 01:21:22,681 --> 01:21:26,511 That man is the building inspector. 1648 01:21:26,642 --> 01:21:28,557 What building inspector? 1649 01:21:28,687 --> 01:21:31,690 You can't move back into a building 1650 01:21:31,821 --> 01:21:33,344 unless it's been inspected. 1651 01:21:33,475 --> 01:21:35,868 I'll work quickly. Hello, inspector! 1652 01:21:35,999 --> 01:21:37,043 See this? 1653 01:21:37,174 --> 01:21:41,004 It's a well-made wall, a good wall. 1654 01:21:43,006 --> 01:21:44,660 Everything running smoothly? 1655 01:21:44,790 --> 01:21:46,139 Fine. 1656 01:21:46,270 --> 01:21:47,663 No problems? 1657 01:21:47,793 --> 01:21:49,969 Charlotte, get me my flashlight. 1658 01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:51,493 What flashlight? 1659 01:21:51,623 --> 01:21:53,320 It's in the kitchen. 1660 01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:55,105 You get it. 1661 01:21:55,235 --> 01:21:57,673 I got work to do. 1662 01:22:07,378 --> 01:22:09,685 You don't know what you're doing. 1663 01:22:09,815 --> 01:22:11,208 Yes, I do. 1664 01:22:11,338 --> 01:22:12,862 Almost done now. 1665 01:22:12,992 --> 01:22:14,864 Charlotte, reverend Hollis is here! 1666 01:22:14,994 --> 01:22:17,562 My god! The reverend's here already. 1667 01:22:17,693 --> 01:22:19,782 Charlotte, the light, please. 1668 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,312 Charlotte! Bring back that light! 1669 01:22:28,443 --> 01:22:30,314 Charlotte. 1670 01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:32,229 Charlotte. 1671 01:22:32,359 --> 01:22:35,275 Charlotte. 1672 01:22:35,406 --> 01:22:37,190 Charlotte! 1673 01:22:39,192 --> 01:22:40,716 Honey! 1674 01:22:40,846 --> 01:22:42,718 Charlotte. 1675 01:22:42,848 --> 01:22:44,763 I'm stuck! 1676 01:22:44,894 --> 01:22:48,724 Jolly says he only appeared because I wanted him to. 1677 01:22:48,854 --> 01:22:50,595 Is that true? 1678 01:22:50,726 --> 01:22:52,554 I don't know. Maybe. 1679 01:22:52,684 --> 01:22:55,687 If so, why did I wait until now... 1680 01:22:55,818 --> 01:22:57,036 Three years later 1681 01:22:57,167 --> 01:22:59,386 and the week before my wedding? 1682 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:00,562 I don't know. 1683 01:23:07,394 --> 01:23:09,614 It's called timing, my love. 1684 01:23:09,745 --> 01:23:12,182 One of my many assets. 1685 01:23:12,312 --> 01:23:14,750 Timing was always one of your best assets. 1687 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:17,535 Is he here? 1688 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:18,754 Where? 1689 01:23:18,884 --> 01:23:20,538 He's on the bed. 1690 01:23:20,669 --> 01:23:22,453 Ok. 1691 01:23:25,935 --> 01:23:27,371 Hello, Emily. 1692 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:29,591 Jolly says hello. 1693 01:23:29,721 --> 01:23:31,636 Hello, jolly. 1694 01:23:31,767 --> 01:23:34,073 God, she looks old. 1695 01:23:34,204 --> 01:23:36,423 Jolly says you look wonderful. 1696 01:23:36,554 --> 01:23:40,166 I wish I could say the same about him. 1698 01:23:40,297 --> 01:23:42,952 She doesn't believe in me. 1699 01:23:43,082 --> 01:23:46,172 She's giving us the benefit of the doubt. 1700 01:23:46,303 --> 01:23:48,392 You're getting the benefit 1701 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:50,960 and I, the doubt. 1702 01:23:52,048 --> 01:23:53,919 Old. 1703 01:23:57,836 --> 01:23:59,795 What are you doing? 1704 01:23:59,925 --> 01:24:01,187 Just looking. 1705 01:24:01,318 --> 01:24:03,189 The book says the spirit 1706 01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:05,235 can inhabit any object, 1707 01:24:05,365 --> 01:24:06,802 animate or inanimate. 1708 01:24:06,932 --> 01:24:08,412 What's in here? 1709 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:11,546 This is jolly's rehearsal room. 1710 01:24:19,684 --> 01:24:23,427 There he is. That's him. 1711 01:24:34,699 --> 01:24:36,875 Come out, you son of a bitch! 1712 01:24:37,006 --> 01:24:38,877 Shhh! Don't provoke him. 1713 01:24:39,008 --> 01:24:41,445 Let's get out of here. 1714 01:24:45,057 --> 01:24:46,711 Rupert. 1715 01:24:48,234 --> 01:24:49,888 Good luck. 1716 01:24:50,846 --> 01:24:54,501 Why is she so anxious to talk to me? 1717 01:24:54,632 --> 01:24:56,286 He wants to know 1718 01:24:56,416 --> 01:24:58,331 what you want to talk about. 1719 01:24:58,462 --> 01:25:00,682 Emily... 1720 01:25:00,812 --> 01:25:04,120 Things that I thought might interest Kay. 1721 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,209 What sort of things? 1722 01:25:06,339 --> 01:25:09,516 For instance, is there guilt after death? 1724 01:25:09,647 --> 01:25:13,390 Can he have affairs in his new state? 1725 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:15,305 I never thought to ask. 1726 01:25:15,435 --> 01:25:17,699 Nothing's changed, obviously. 1727 01:25:17,829 --> 01:25:19,701 What do you mean? 1728 01:25:19,831 --> 01:25:22,965 When he was alive, you kidded yourself. 1729 01:25:23,095 --> 01:25:24,749 Now that he's dead, face it. 1730 01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,969 What are you talking about? 1731 01:25:27,099 --> 01:25:28,884 His affairs. 1732 01:25:29,014 --> 01:25:30,407 Affairs with who? 1733 01:25:30,537 --> 01:25:34,324 Whom, darling. Affairs with whom. 1734 01:25:34,454 --> 01:25:37,196 All right, whom. Affairs with whom? 1735 01:25:37,327 --> 01:25:39,111 With me, for one. 1736 01:25:39,242 --> 01:25:41,418 It's good for openers. 1737 01:25:41,548 --> 01:25:43,594 What? 1738 01:25:43,942 --> 01:25:46,510 You had an affair with her? 1739 01:25:46,641 --> 01:25:47,641 It... 1740 01:25:47,729 --> 01:25:50,427 You had an affair with my best friend? 1741 01:25:50,557 --> 01:25:53,560 Emily, you had an affair with my husband? 1743 01:25:53,691 --> 01:25:55,562 I'm not proud of it. 1744 01:25:55,693 --> 01:25:58,609 I was just a drop in the bucket. 1745 01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:00,872 You had a bucket of lovers? 1746 01:26:01,003 --> 01:26:04,136 That's not a word I would have chosen. 1747 01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:09,185 What did you think he was doing on the road? 1748 01:26:09,315 --> 01:26:10,534 She's exaggerating. 1749 01:26:10,665 --> 01:26:14,059 Remember how he chose one young dancer 1751 01:26:14,190 --> 01:26:15,931 and nurtured her career? 1752 01:26:16,061 --> 01:26:19,238 Is that what you did? Every show? 1753 01:26:19,369 --> 01:26:19,978 No. 1754 01:26:20,109 --> 01:26:21,980 What show were you in, 1755 01:26:22,111 --> 01:26:24,983 or were you part of the intermission? 1756 01:26:25,114 --> 01:26:27,464 That's what it was, an intermission, 1757 01:26:27,594 --> 01:26:30,380 and then back home to Kay. 1758 01:26:30,510 --> 01:26:32,251 Who else? 1759 01:26:32,382 --> 01:26:33,818 This is hardly fair. 1760 01:26:33,949 --> 01:26:36,125 Who else? I want to know. 1761 01:26:36,255 --> 01:26:38,431 You can start any way you like... 1762 01:26:38,562 --> 01:26:41,739 Alphabetically, in order of appearance. 1764 01:26:41,870 --> 01:26:42,914 There was Janine. 1765 01:26:43,045 --> 01:26:47,789 Sweet little Janine? She was just a child. 1766 01:26:47,919 --> 01:26:50,052 No, she wasn't. 1767 01:26:50,182 --> 01:26:51,444 She wasn't old enough 1768 01:26:51,575 --> 01:26:53,359 to have a working permit. 1769 01:26:53,490 --> 01:26:54,578 I never asked. 1770 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,449 I don't believe this. 1771 01:26:56,580 --> 01:26:58,408 Kay, stop lying to yourself. 1772 01:26:58,538 --> 01:27:00,497 You knew about his reputation 1773 01:27:00,627 --> 01:27:02,586 before you married him. 1774 01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:05,894 It went ahead of him like a parade. 1775 01:27:06,024 --> 01:27:07,199 Parade? 1776 01:27:07,330 --> 01:27:09,158 Did you honestly think 1777 01:27:09,288 --> 01:27:11,203 marriage would change him? 1778 01:27:11,334 --> 01:27:13,162 Yes, of course I did! 1779 01:27:13,292 --> 01:27:16,556 All right, there were times 1780 01:27:16,687 --> 01:27:19,472 when I had this feeling inside, 1781 01:27:19,603 --> 01:27:22,780 but I didn't want to think about it. 1782 01:27:22,911 --> 01:27:25,696 I don't believe it. 1783 01:27:25,827 --> 01:27:28,699 Who else did you sleep with? 1784 01:27:28,830 --> 01:27:32,311 You've slept with everyone you've had a meal with. 1785 01:27:32,442 --> 01:27:33,573 Kay. 1786 01:27:33,704 --> 01:27:34,574 Mother. 1787 01:27:34,705 --> 01:27:37,403 Who are you talking to? 1788 01:27:37,534 --> 01:27:38,883 Emily. Me. 1789 01:27:39,014 --> 01:27:42,539 You slept with every man you had a meal with? 1790 01:27:42,669 --> 01:27:44,410 Well, not every man. 1791 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:46,761 Not every meal. 1792 01:27:46,891 --> 01:27:49,067 Certainly not breakfast or lunch. 1793 01:27:49,198 --> 01:27:50,373 Just dinners. 1794 01:27:50,503 --> 01:27:51,940 At restaurants. 1795 01:27:52,070 --> 01:27:53,071 Yes. 1796 01:27:53,202 --> 01:27:57,162 I think we should begin the rehearsal. 1797 01:27:57,293 --> 01:27:59,904 Great idea. 1798 01:28:00,035 --> 01:28:01,210 Great idea. 1799 01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:03,386 Bridesmaid, indeed. 1800 01:28:05,301 --> 01:28:08,521 I haven't finished with you yet. 1801 01:28:14,092 --> 01:28:15,528 That's fine. 1802 01:28:15,659 --> 01:28:16,878 Ok, I'm ready. 1803 01:28:17,008 --> 01:28:18,357 Where's Rupert? 1804 01:28:18,488 --> 01:28:21,839 I don't know. Rupert! 1805 01:28:23,188 --> 01:28:24,363 Here! 1806 01:28:24,494 --> 01:28:25,800 Here I am. 1807 01:28:25,930 --> 01:28:28,585 Fine. Coming downstairs is fine, 1808 01:28:28,715 --> 01:28:31,762 but you will end up on my right 1809 01:28:31,893 --> 01:28:33,633 and Rupert on my left. 1810 01:28:33,764 --> 01:28:35,592 This is only a rehearsal. 1811 01:28:35,722 --> 01:28:39,552 Will he be asking "are there any objections?" 1812 01:28:39,683 --> 01:28:41,032 Wait a minute. 1813 01:28:41,163 --> 01:28:44,340 There's something I have to straighten out 1814 01:28:44,470 --> 01:28:46,516 before we go any further. 1815 01:28:46,646 --> 01:28:48,474 I'll be right back. 1816 01:28:48,605 --> 01:28:49,998 Me, too. 1817 01:28:50,128 --> 01:28:52,087 False alarm. 1818 01:29:09,626 --> 01:29:13,195 Charlotte, come and have some champagne. 1819 01:29:26,338 --> 01:29:27,687 Hello? 1820 01:29:27,818 --> 01:29:29,776 Hello out there. 1821 01:29:31,256 --> 01:29:33,084 Jolly? 1822 01:29:33,215 --> 01:29:35,652 I know you're here. 1823 01:29:37,784 --> 01:29:40,222 Hello? Hello out there. 1824 01:29:40,352 --> 01:29:42,615 Hello? 1825 01:29:43,703 --> 01:29:45,140 Hello? 1826 01:29:45,270 --> 01:29:46,968 Is that you? 1827 01:29:47,098 --> 01:29:49,492 Of course it's me. 1828 01:29:49,622 --> 01:29:50,885 It's in the dog. 1829 01:29:51,015 --> 01:29:53,757 Could you get me out of here? 1830 01:29:53,888 --> 01:29:56,107 Is this your usual form? 1831 01:29:56,238 --> 01:29:57,587 Hey, I'm stuck in here. 1832 01:29:57,717 --> 01:30:00,024 What's it like where you come from? 1833 01:30:00,155 --> 01:30:01,417 Where I come from? 1834 01:30:01,547 --> 01:30:04,420 This is fascinating. 1835 01:30:04,550 --> 01:30:06,074 Is there much pain there? 1836 01:30:06,204 --> 01:30:08,467 No, but it's uncomfortable. 1837 01:30:08,598 --> 01:30:10,426 How about fire? 1838 01:30:10,556 --> 01:30:14,473 No, no. There's no fire. 1839 01:30:14,604 --> 01:30:16,301 Everything is just fine. 1840 01:30:16,432 --> 01:30:20,610 There were some sparks before, but no fire. 1842 01:30:20,740 --> 01:30:22,394 Sparks? 1843 01:30:22,525 --> 01:30:24,048 This is incredible. 1844 01:30:24,179 --> 01:30:26,137 Why are you here? 1845 01:30:26,268 --> 01:30:28,444 I'm here for the wedding. 1846 01:30:28,574 --> 01:30:30,881 Will you put that thing down? 1847 01:30:31,012 --> 01:30:33,057 You have the attention span 1848 01:30:33,188 --> 01:30:35,190 of a very small child. 1849 01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:36,452 Kay, darling... 1850 01:30:36,582 --> 01:30:39,237 Don't "Kay, darling" me. I've always hated it. 1851 01:30:39,368 --> 01:30:41,674 Every time you'd do something outrageous, 1852 01:30:41,805 --> 01:30:44,764 you'd turn to me and say "Kay, darling." 1853 01:30:44,895 --> 01:30:47,985 I hope what Emily said up there 1854 01:30:48,116 --> 01:30:50,031 didn't confuse you. 1855 01:30:50,161 --> 01:30:51,902 Confuse me? Why, no. 1856 01:30:52,033 --> 01:30:54,383 I was confused on my own. 1857 01:30:54,513 --> 01:30:57,516 We did have a great life together. 1858 01:30:57,647 --> 01:31:00,606 Yes, we did. 1859 01:31:00,737 --> 01:31:02,478 I'll have to remove you 1860 01:31:02,608 --> 01:31:04,915 with the power of almighty god. 1861 01:31:05,046 --> 01:31:07,483 I don't care what you use, 1862 01:31:07,613 --> 01:31:11,269 just get me the hell out of here. 1863 01:31:20,191 --> 01:31:22,541 I got him! He's downstairs. 1864 01:31:22,672 --> 01:31:23,716 He's in here. 1865 01:31:23,847 --> 01:31:24,935 The spirit? 1866 01:31:25,066 --> 01:31:26,981 He's in the dog. 1867 01:31:27,111 --> 01:31:29,635 The dog? 1868 01:31:29,766 --> 01:31:30,854 Of course. 1869 01:31:30,985 --> 01:31:34,727 That's why he's hated me so much. 1870 01:31:37,774 --> 01:31:40,255 Good luck. 1871 01:31:40,385 --> 01:31:41,560 I'm leaving. 1872 01:31:41,691 --> 01:31:43,780 You're leaving? 1873 01:32:09,501 --> 01:32:11,547 Damn it! 1874 01:32:36,267 --> 01:32:38,182 Now I'm the bad guy. 1875 01:32:38,313 --> 01:32:40,358 You don't like that? 1876 01:32:40,489 --> 01:32:43,622 No. Leading man, that's more my style. 1877 01:32:43,753 --> 01:32:46,451 I'm casting this one. 1878 01:32:46,582 --> 01:32:48,453 You've switched me to playing the heavy. 1879 01:32:48,584 --> 01:32:50,934 I haven't switched you to anything. 1880 01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:53,980 But for three years, I was the hero. 1881 01:32:54,111 --> 01:32:55,111 Yes, you were 1882 01:32:55,199 --> 01:32:57,636 because that's all I could see. 1883 01:32:57,767 --> 01:32:59,551 All I could remember about you 1884 01:32:59,682 --> 01:33:01,988 were the good things. 1885 01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:04,121 Suddenly you've come face to face 1886 01:33:04,252 --> 01:33:06,602 with my small weaknesses. 1887 01:33:06,732 --> 01:33:08,604 Small weaknesses? You call belonging 1888 01:33:08,734 --> 01:33:11,607 to the affair of the month club 1889 01:33:11,737 --> 01:33:13,130 a small weakness? 1890 01:33:13,261 --> 01:33:16,481 You now see me as the guy I really was, 1891 01:33:16,612 --> 01:33:20,006 hardly perfect and sometimes a stinker, 1892 01:33:20,137 --> 01:33:22,574 but pretty much like everyone else. 1893 01:33:22,705 --> 01:33:25,490 No black hat, no white hat. 1894 01:33:25,621 --> 01:33:28,449 I was... Jolly. 1896 01:33:28,493 --> 01:33:32,671 Jolly. Rupert... Rupert is Rupert. 1898 01:33:32,802 --> 01:33:34,630 And a wonderful guy? 1899 01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:36,632 Yes, he's a wonderful guy. 1900 01:33:36,762 --> 01:33:39,896 He may not be able to dance... 1901 01:33:40,026 --> 01:33:41,550 Possibly never will. 1902 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:44,640 But he loves me, and I love him. 1903 01:33:44,770 --> 01:33:49,688 I want to get on with my life. 1904 01:33:49,819 --> 01:33:51,777 You have to leave. 1905 01:33:51,908 --> 01:33:54,389 There's no room in my life for you. 1906 01:33:54,519 --> 01:33:55,825 Right. 1907 01:33:55,955 --> 01:33:56,955 What? 1908 01:33:58,306 --> 01:34:01,483 Come back here, you miserable mutt! 1909 01:34:01,613 --> 01:34:04,399 I said right. That's fine with me. 1910 01:34:04,529 --> 01:34:07,141 I'll go. 1911 01:34:09,055 --> 01:34:11,406 Wait a minute. 1912 01:34:11,536 --> 01:34:13,059 I don't trust this. 1913 01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:17,325 You want me to believe that's why you came. 1914 01:34:17,455 --> 01:34:18,543 Why? 1915 01:34:18,674 --> 01:34:22,068 To help me, to make me understand things. 1916 01:34:22,199 --> 01:34:23,592 Be careful, Kay. 1917 01:34:23,722 --> 01:34:24,375 You'll accuse me 1918 01:34:24,506 --> 01:34:27,683 of doing something unselfish, and I do have 1920 01:34:27,813 --> 01:34:29,511 a reputation to consider. 1921 01:34:29,641 --> 01:34:32,427 Jolly, that would be just like you, 1922 01:34:32,557 --> 01:34:35,691 typical! 1923 01:34:35,821 --> 01:34:37,519 Turn this into a grand gesture. 1924 01:34:37,649 --> 01:34:39,912 I'm supposed to believe you came here 1925 01:34:40,043 --> 01:34:43,525 to help me get you off my mind, right? 1926 01:34:43,655 --> 01:34:44,743 Good luck. 1927 01:34:44,874 --> 01:34:47,224 Wait. You can't go. I'm right, aren't I? 1928 01:34:47,355 --> 01:34:49,922 Darling, have a wonderful marriage. 1929 01:34:50,053 --> 01:34:52,229 You deserve it. 1930 01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:54,449 I do? 1931 01:34:54,579 --> 01:34:57,408 Kiss me goodbye. 1932 01:35:00,629 --> 01:35:03,197 Kay, are you in there? 1933 01:35:08,593 --> 01:35:10,508 Jolly. 1934 01:35:19,213 --> 01:35:20,475 Mother. 1935 01:35:20,605 --> 01:35:22,172 Mother! 1936 01:35:22,303 --> 01:35:22,999 What? 1937 01:35:23,129 --> 01:35:24,957 I'm so happy. 1938 01:35:25,088 --> 01:35:26,176 Where's Rupert? 1939 01:35:26,307 --> 01:35:30,180 I saw him chasing the dog upstairs. 1940 01:35:32,269 --> 01:35:33,749 Emily. 1941 01:35:33,879 --> 01:35:35,577 Everything's all fixed up. 1942 01:35:35,707 --> 01:35:38,623 Get everyone ready for the rehearsal. 1943 01:35:38,754 --> 01:35:41,017 Ok, pal, ok. 1944 01:35:41,147 --> 01:35:44,499 Maybe I can't dance like you, 1945 01:35:44,629 --> 01:35:45,629 but you don't have 1946 01:35:45,717 --> 01:35:47,719 the market on passion cornered. 1947 01:35:47,850 --> 01:35:50,287 I happen to love that woman. 1948 01:35:50,418 --> 01:35:51,941 I'm marrying her tomorrow 1949 01:35:52,071 --> 01:35:54,204 because I love her! 1950 01:35:54,335 --> 01:35:57,294 Furthermore, I want you out of our lives. 1951 01:35:57,425 --> 01:36:00,384 I want you out because I'm sick 1952 01:36:00,515 --> 01:36:01,603 of your innuendo 1953 01:36:01,733 --> 01:36:03,735 and your meddling in our affairs... 1954 01:36:03,866 --> 01:36:06,434 Even if you did love her. 1955 01:36:06,564 --> 01:36:08,436 Now, I'm going to marry her, 1956 01:36:08,566 --> 01:36:10,525 and I don't want to hear 1957 01:36:10,655 --> 01:36:13,049 another word from you. 1958 01:36:13,179 --> 01:36:15,747 You got that? 1959 01:36:19,664 --> 01:36:22,276 Advance and begone! 1960 01:36:24,452 --> 01:36:26,584 It's Edgar. I'll kill him. 1961 01:36:26,715 --> 01:36:29,544 Something's wrong. Emily? 1962 01:36:32,286 --> 01:36:34,200 Watch out! 1963 01:36:41,512 --> 01:36:42,513 You see that? 1964 01:36:42,644 --> 01:36:43,514 I saw it! 1965 01:36:43,645 --> 01:36:45,951 You heard what I said? 1966 01:36:46,082 --> 01:36:47,301 I heard it. 1967 01:36:47,431 --> 01:36:50,391 Rupert, I have something to tell you. 1968 01:36:50,521 --> 01:36:52,567 Jolly... he's gone. 1969 01:36:52,697 --> 01:36:53,394 Jolly's gone? 1970 01:36:53,524 --> 01:36:55,396 Forever. 1971 01:36:55,526 --> 01:36:59,225 Rupert... i love you. 1972 01:36:59,356 --> 01:37:01,489 I love you, too. 1973 01:37:01,619 --> 01:37:04,100 Let's get on with the rehearsal. 1974 01:37:04,230 --> 01:37:08,365 I don't want the rehearsal. I want to get married. 1975 01:37:08,496 --> 01:37:09,801 Right now? 1976 01:37:09,932 --> 01:37:12,413 Right now. Can you? 1977 01:37:12,543 --> 01:37:14,545 Well, I suppose. 1978 01:37:14,676 --> 01:37:15,677 What about the guests? 1979 01:37:15,807 --> 01:37:18,288 We'll go through it again tomorrow. 1980 01:37:18,419 --> 01:37:20,551 That's very irresponsible. 1981 01:37:20,682 --> 01:37:24,120 Loosen up! It sounds like a great idea. 1982 01:37:24,250 --> 01:37:26,122 Well, get on down here. 1983 01:37:26,252 --> 01:37:29,343 Hoo-hoo! I'm coming! 1984 01:37:51,582 --> 01:37:53,149 Rupert. Rupert. 1985 01:37:53,279 --> 01:37:55,281 Call a doctor! 1986 01:37:55,412 --> 01:37:56,413 Get some water. 1987 01:37:56,544 --> 01:37:57,371 Perrier. 1988 01:37:57,501 --> 01:38:00,330 Charlotte. Charlotte, I fixed it! 1989 01:38:00,461 --> 01:38:01,984 I'm not talking to you. 1990 01:38:02,114 --> 01:38:05,379 The kid been drinking? 1991 01:38:09,121 --> 01:38:11,123 Hi. 1992 01:38:11,254 --> 01:38:13,125 Are you all right? 1993 01:38:13,256 --> 01:38:14,779 I'm fine. 1994 01:38:14,910 --> 01:38:17,216 Never felt better. 1995 01:38:19,697 --> 01:38:22,483 Rupert. 1996 01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:26,487 What's everyone staring at? 1997 01:38:26,617 --> 01:38:29,011 Let's get the show on the road. 1998 01:38:29,141 --> 01:38:30,162 Mom, how about some champagne? 1999 01:38:30,186 --> 01:38:31,840 I'd love it. 2000 01:38:42,590 --> 01:38:44,156 Kay! 2001 01:39:59,493 --> 01:40:02,321 Captioning made possible by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment 2002 01:40:02,452 --> 01:40:05,716 captioned by the national captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org-- 124039