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Tobie: Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"

(theme music playing)

(kids yelling and cheering)

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‐(bell ringing) ‐(kids cheering)

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(audience cheering)

Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"

‐Suzi: Woo! ‐(audience cheering)

Wait a minute. Where's Tobie?

Tobie: Look out below, fam!

‐(dramatic music playing) ‐(audience cheering)

Um, what are you doing?

Well, as you know, this is part two

of our special superhero episode,

and I wanted to get in on the action.

(audience cheering)

Watch me break this board.

‐(dramatic music playing) ‐(audience cheering)

‐(thuds) ‐(audience groans)

Aah!

I gotta go ice this.

‐(dramatic music playing) ‐(audience cheering)

Anyway, when you hear this sound:

(foghorn blares)

You get to vote on what happens to us in scenes.

(audience cheering)

And no matter what happens, we'll have to:

All: "Just Roll With It!"

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Narrator: On the last episode...

It's finally here!

Our town's 200th birthday!

And I got an idea on how to ruin this stinkin' festival

once and for all.

You left that clam chowder

sitting open in the basement all weekend.

And whenever Owen gets sick...

Both: He hallucinates.

We need to get these heroes together to save this city.

I call this team "The Preventers Directive."

Now, I'll track down the Robot and Ungar the Vindictive.

You go looking for Lil Pouty and the talking toilet.

They should both be in Japan right now.

The toilet man is cheating!

Narrator: And now, the thrilling conclusion.

(dramatic music playing)

♪♪

You can pull yourself out of this funk, Lil Pouty.

Akron's bicentennial party is at risk,

and my town means everything to me.

But we can't save the city without you.

You have an incredible ability to connect with people.

Yo Pouty, dawg, you gotta check this out.

Yamamoto and his crew are about to have a face‐off

with a little girl and a toilet.

It's gonna be hilarious.

Uh, a little girl and a toilet?

That might be Blair and T. O. T.

Blair!

Let's go, go, go, go, go, go!

♪♪

I've waited a long time for this, Mr. Toilet Man.

First, you steal my girlfriend,

then you ruin my business!

But I swore one day I would have my revenge!

Hey, guys! What's goin' on? Hey, hey!

Hey, hey.

Pretty cool, yeah.

Uh, so, uh, these two are my friends.

What seems to be the, uh, problem here?

Mr. Little Pouty!

I am huge fan of your music and your overall brand!

But this toilet was cheating.

Come on, dudes. It's Friday night.

Fighting on a Friday night

is disrespectful to the party gods.

(foghorn blares)

‐(audience cheering) ‐What? What? What?

‐(bell dinging) ‐Host: It's time to vote.

How will T. O. T. and Yamamoto settle the score?

Japanese river sharks. That's what it is.

‐Tobie: Ooh! ‐Ooh!

‐All (chanting): River shark! ‐River shark!

All (chanting): River shark!

Host: Let's get back to the scene.

Director: Action!

If you wish to settle this,

I challenge the little girl to a high‐stakes water gun race!

‐(bell dinging) ‐Ha ha ha ha ha!

(audience cheering)

What makes this a high‐stakes game?

Ah, it is because we have someone

near and dear to you.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's my mom again!

That's my real mom!

(audience cheering)

Yamamoto: But to make things fair,

I have put up the thing I love the most.

My own mother!

Hello, Mother.

Whoever loses,

their representative will be dunked!

(maniacal laughter)

Mom, I'm sorry in advance, so please don't ground me.

We have to shoot water into the clown's mouth.

And whoever does the best shall win!

(audience cheering)

(bell dings)

(Yamamoto shouting)

Aah!

I am the winner!

(audience groaning)

So, since you have lost,

your representative will be dunked!

‐Blair: No‐‐ ‐(splashing)

(audience yelling)

Blair: Mom!

I am so sorry!

(laughing)

Family dinner just got real awkward.

I'm glad those tanks were working.

We were having trouble with them earlier.

‐(splashing) ‐(audience yelling)

Yamamoto: I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry. (speaking Japanese)

You are a worthy opponent, little girl.

You and your friends can go free.

‐Yeah, that's right! Woo‐hoo! ‐Yeah!

T.O.T. Wow. Thanks, everyone.

I can't believe anyone would do that for me.

Of course we would, T. O. T.

Family isn't just who you're related to.

It's everyone that loves you.

You just read that off that movie poster.

True. But that doesn't mean I believe it any less.

Well, we gotta get to Akron, Ohio.

We got a town to save.

To my party blimp! Woo‐woo!

T.O.T.: I'm coming with.

(squeaking)

(audience cheering)

That's my mom!

♪♪

(all groaning)

Kneel before me, Akron, Ohio.

It was I, Norvin Schnuckle, who contaminated the food,

and condemned you all to approximately

48 hours of severe tummy troubles.

(foghorn blares)

‐(audience cheering) ‐Norvin: What?

Already?

‐(bell dinging) ‐Host: Four choices this time.

What else should Norvin unleash?

Are we about to see us throwing up?

(laughing)

We're gonna be starting the scene

with Norvin heading over to a giant lever.

‐(laughs) ‐Director: Um...

Host: Now you, the audience,

must put on rain ponchos that we hid under your seats.

To find out why, let's go back to the scene.

Director: Action!

It was I, Norvin Schnuckle,

who contaminated the food and condemned you all

to approximately 48 hours of severe tummy troubles.

And to add insult to injury,

I've got a mystery surprise for you.

‐(bell dinging) ‐(audience cheering)

You will be covered in dirty laundry, garbage,

and diapers and wet wipes.

(Norvin laughing maniacally)

‐(Byron yells) ‐(Norvin laughing maniacally)

What did‐‐ Aah!

These are our diapers!

I said everyone.

And that includes you.

‐(Norvin laughing) ‐(audience exclaiming)

‐(audience screaming) ‐Norvin: Ha ha!

Yes!

‐Rachel: That's karma! ‐Byron: Yeah!

‐Rachel: Yes! ‐(audience screaming)

‐Now I see why this show is funny! ‐Yeah, right?

‐(yells) ‐Norvin: Yes!

Rachel: Yes!

Norvin: Yes!

That was awesome! (laughs)

Oh!

(Byron laughs)

(audience cheering)

And now for phase two of my master plan!

Not so fast, bespectacled child!

Sir Liam Gooch. We meet at last.

But you can't stop me.

Perhaps not,

but they can.

(growling)

Preventers,

stop the things I don't want to happen from happening.

‐Go on. Go. Go. ‐(gears whirring)

That's right. Go get 'em, Robot and Ungar.

Protect this city!

Robot: The enemy is on a platform that is slightly elevated.

I am not programmed to walk up stairs.

And Ungar just had double knee replacement surgery.

Looks like you'll need more than just two heroes to stop me.

Well, I was supposed to have two more,

but they haven't shown up yet. Oh, blast.

Why did I leave my entire plan hinging on two very young children

I've met only once before?

♪♪

(rap music playing)

(camera shutter clicks)

Party blimp computer,

show me all information available on Norvin Schnuckle.

(beeping)

Wow. This is worse than I thought.

Yeah. It says here that Norvin is the head of a super‐secret

league of criminals with agents all over the world.

(doors open)

(exhales)

Good afternoon, everyone.

Hey, y'all, this is Captain Steven,

the pilot of my party blimp.

‐Nice to meet you. ‐Oh, hi, Steven.

I'm afraid I have some rather disturbing news.

‐For real? ‐Yes, you see, for I am not Captain Steven.

In reality, I am...

(all gasp)

Captain Kevin!

‐(all screaming) ‐Oh, no.

Wait a minute. Who is Captain Kevin?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yeah. That's why I asked.

Ah, but I'm afraid I have fooled you once again.

For I am not Captain Kevin.

In reality, I am...

‐(dramatic music playing) ‐(both gasp)

Captain Mitchell!

(all screaming)

Wait a minute. Is that worse?

I'm not sure. I didn't even know who Captain Kevin was.

‐(air hissing) ‐(all yelling)

He popped my party blimp!

Good luck getting to Akron, Ohio now!

Norvin, forever! (laughing)

(all yelling)

‐We're gonna crash! ‐What do we do?

Here! Use this emergency blimp tape to patch the hole!

Oh, great idea!

(air hissing)

‐(wind rushes) ‐You can do it!

(grunting)

(pants) Whew. There.

Nice going, Owen. I thought we were goners.

Well, I think you're not saved just yet.

For I am not Oxana Kovalski.

In reality, I am...

‐(dramatic music playing) ‐(both gasp)

Svetlana Kovalski.

(all screaming)

T.O.T.: Who is Svetlana?

Why does everybody have masks?

‐(air hissing) ‐(all screaming)

She made the hole happen again!

Try to get to your precious Ohio without the blimp tape.

My blimp tape!

Norvin naviky!

(all yelling)

What are we gonna do? We're gonna crash!

T.O.T.: I've got it!

I'm programmed to shoot hot air

to dry off people's bum‐bums

after they make a boom‐boom!

Connect this hose to the blimp, and I'll fill us back up.

Great thinking, T. O. T.

(air hissing)

(air stops)

Yeah!

There. That should do it.

We're rising again!

Nice job, everyone.

We actually do make a pretty great team.

I wouldn't congratulate yourself just yet.

For I am not Blair Bennett.

‐(screaming) ‐It's another mask!

(laughs) Gotcha!

‐That's not cool, man. ‐Not funny, Blair.

T.O.T.: Yeah, that was a really traumatic thing we all just went through.

♪♪

(audience cheering)

You cracked my head! (laughing)

♪♪

People of Akron,

you can continue to suffer with your tummy pains.

Or, I could give you this antidote,

if you throw that man, Sir Liam Gooch,

and all of his companies out of this town.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

All I've ever wanted was to get rid of a few rare birds,

so I could give your village

another concentrated area of commercial real estate.

Radio parents?

Oh, not you, too. Wait, wait.

You do remember you work for one of my companies, right?

Sorry, My Gooch. My tummy is all bubbly,

and I'd rather look for a job than ruin my best pants!

All: Yeah!

That's it, angry mob. Do my bidding!

Blair: Not so fast!

Radio children. I knew you'd make it.

Where'd you get those costumes?

Uh, we stopped by a Halloween store.

It's June. There weren't many options.

Norvin, you and your goons are no match

for Captain Akron and the Preventers!

Go, Preventers!

(heroic music playing)

Preventers, prevent!

Ooh, that's a good one.

‐Yeah, we figured it out. ‐I know, right?

‐Yeah. ‐Well, it's too bad you guys don't have any powers.

You can't beat me.

Robot: I have an idea.

My power source is uranium.

I can use it to zap the children,

and hopefully give them super powers.

Wait a minute. I don't think this is a good idea to‐‐

‐(zaps) ‐(both groaning)

(coughing)

Come on, use your powers, super children!

‐Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up. ‐I taste metal.

Aw, weak. Kids must be allergic to gamma rays.

‐(coughing) ‐Well, guess it's up to me.

Hey, little man next to evil kid.

What's your name?

Um, I'm Elijah.

Elijah. Sick.

You're way too cool to be someone's sidekick.

Dank name, chill vibe,

fire haircut.

You like my hair?

Yeah! Now what do you say you, uh, pass us that antidote?

Maybe you and me can, uh, chill sometime,

lay down a track, do some music, yeah?

Don't listen to him, Elijah.

He's just flattering you to get you to let your guard down.

Your haircut's whack.

I don't know, man. This guy kind of just gets me.

‐Here you go. ‐No!

No, no, no! (screams): No!

Lil Pouty: You're up next, Science Toilet Guy!

‐Norvin (screaming): No! ‐(toilet flushing)

T.O.T.: Analyzing antidote,

duplicating the sample,

and distributing.

(dramatic music playing)

What kind of stomach medicine works

by just spraying it on your skin?

I really wouldn't spend too much time analyzing

anything that's happening right now.

You may have bested me this time, Preventers!

But you haven't heard the last of Norvin Schnuckle!

(laughs maniacally)

Robot: He's on level ground. Let's get him!

Oh, no!

(growling)

(grunting)

(screams): Unhand me!

‐No! ‐Robot: So he will never bother this town again...

‐Stop it! ‐Robot: I will blast off, and leave him stranded

on an uninhabited planet.

Oh. Uh, that seems a little extreme.

Yeah, Robot. I'm not sure that we really need to go that‐‐

Aah! No!

(all cheering)

(whooshing)

Or do that. That works, too.

Great work, everybody. I knew I could count on you.

Ah, it feels good to feel useful again.

Thank you, little dude.

Blair, I feel happier than I've been since I left Akron.

Thank you for helping me realize that this is my home.

And you are all my family.

Aw. You know what? This was a great day.

Even if we didn't get super powers.

(sneezes)

‐Bless you. ‐Thanks.

Guys, I'm proud of us.

We dug down deep, and we found our inner heroes.

And because of our bravery,

I'm sure Akron will stand for another 200 years.

Preventers!

♪♪

Preventers... Prevent...

‐Preventers... Prevent... ‐He's coming to.

Welcome back, Chowder Boy.

Did Norvin successfully pull off his evil plan?

Well, if his plan was to get caught swearing in the parking lot

and have his grandmother take him home early,

then, yes, I suppose his plan succeeded.

Oh, man.

I just had the strangest dream.

The one where giant bees keep coming out of your butt?

No, a different one.

And you, and you,

‐and you were there. ‐(chuckles): Were we now?

Yes. Norvin Schnuckle poisoned the food for the festival,

and Sir Liam Gooch sent Blair and me

to find heroes to protect the city.

But now that I think about it,

Sir Liam Gooch was trying to destroy the town's forest and ecosystem,

and all Norvin wanted to do was stop him.

So, I'm not really sure if we did the right thing.

(chuckles) Well, that's the thing about life, isn't it?

Sometimes the people you think are the good guys

actually turn out to be very bad guys.

Owen and Blair: Huh.

And speaking of bad guys,

your goody‐two‐shoes governor refused to take my bribe,

which puts me in a very foul mood.

But no worries. There's always one thing that cheers me up.

And that is punishing people. (chuckles)

‐(foghorn blares) ‐What?

‐(audience cheering) ‐Blair: Yes! I knew it!

‐I knew it. I just guessed that! ‐Aah!

‐(bell dings) ‐Host: No voting this time.

The cast doesn't know it yet, but for this final vote,

they themselves will have to vote on

which one of them will be punished.

I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

Host: Let's bring them back, and see who they choose.

Director: Action!

And since I spent all this money on the bicentennial festival,

and didn't' get what I wanted, for which I blame you four,

it's only fair that one of you pays the price for that.

‐(audience exclaiming) ‐Sir Liam Gooch: Yes. Now...

I thought that you four would have to vote

on who it is that's gonna be punished.

(all exclaiming and laughing)

Um, can we vote for multiple people?

(Byron and Rachel laughing)

One vote only. And Blair, why don't you start?

‐Who do you choose? ‐Owen: This is so stressful!

Blair: Um, Owen.

Owen. Owen gets one.

‐One vote for Owen. All right‐‐ ‐Why? Why me?

All right. Rachel,

‐your turn. ‐Uh, I gotta vote for myself, yeah.

Rachel votes for herself. Byron, your turn to pick.

I'm going with my wife. I'm gonna say myself, as well.

You're being far too noble about this. You're not gonna want to‐‐

Finally, Owen,

it comes down to you. You are the deciding vote.

Who do you pick?

(laughing)

Byron.

‐(bell dings) ‐Byron!

You're grounded.

You're grounded right now.

Byron now has to face his consequences.

We love you.

‐We love you. ‐We do.

You have been sentenced to...

a trip to Hawaii!

‐Ho ho ho! ‐(all cheering)

‐Sir Liam Gooch: Yeah! ‐(audience cheering)

‐All right, my friend! ‐(laughing)

‐Blair: Whoa! ‐Wow!

(Hawaiian music playing)

How am I gonna take my family?

I wanna take my family now!

You and your friends get first‐class tickets, accommodations,

and a tropical beach environment.

I hope you're happy. I know I am.

I have finally sent one of you away again.

‐Hold up‐‐ ‐That is not fair!

‐(all cheering and yelling) ‐Byron: If it's free, I'll take it.

I'm going to Hawaii!

(all cheering)

It's amazing!

(audience cheering)

Bye‐bye!

I'm so glad I voted for myself. (laughs)

I should have voted for myself.

It pays to be selfless!

Hawaii, here I come!

‐Well, you see‐‐ ‐He gets to go to Hawaii!

I told you, the real punishment, you see, was psychological.

All of you who weren't chosen,

you're actually the ones being punished. I love it.

(audience cheering)

Anyway, Owen, I'm glad you're feeling better.

And just in time. 'Cause that's our show!

You guys have been a great crowd!

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