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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,080 A TRIP 3 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,242 What, Mom? 4 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,125 Listen, everything is going to be OK. 5 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,927 It's my decision, period. 6 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,968 I can't speak right now. 7 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,163 You're breaking up... hello... 8 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,331 Do you happen to have the Minesweeper or Solitaire? 9 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:51,004 Has the recession hit you too? Yes or no? 10 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,727 This "beep-beep" all day suits you? Beep. Beep. 11 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:07,043 You've really accomplished a lot, scanning barcodes all the time. 12 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,324 How many dicks did she take between her tits? 13 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,042 I would say about beep, beep. 14 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,681 Beep. Beep. 15 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,850 Don't mind him, he's a fag. 16 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,641 Beep. Beep. Beep... 17 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,688 Oh really? -Yep. 18 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,280 For me, Dickhead? - For you, Fatass. 19 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,171 With my name on it? - With your name on it. 20 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,968 What's up! 21 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,248 I didn't bring you anything. 22 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,684 Not even flowers? 23 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,481 There are no flowers there. 24 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,650 At least not pretty ones. 25 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,448 Put that back. 26 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,082 Thank you. 27 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,041 When are you going back? - Soon. 28 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,807 They let you fly kites there? 29 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,321 What? Do they what? 30 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,568 Do they let you fly kites there? 31 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,408 Yeah. On Wednesdays. 32 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,849 Here, have a drink, kid. - I don't like beer. 33 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,764 I don't like beer! - Fuck you, Fatass. 34 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,531 Hey, only I call him Fatass. Right, Fatass? 35 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,926 Well said, Dickhead. 36 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,247 What about the others? - Who? 37 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,371 From high school. I missed the reunion. 38 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,369 Do we look like we care? 39 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,048 Fuck'em. Klavdija's still stupid, 40 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:14,290 Tercek still hasn't got laid, Peru still oozes sweat playing ball. 41 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,325 Like you ever played! - I liked taking a shower afterwards. 42 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,847 Vanja got married. - Really? To whom? 43 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,045 Some Croat. 44 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,288 Well at least he's not Italian - Why? 45 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,927 Cause they're the biggest cunts in the unit. 46 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:40,561 In the unit! Wow, that's badass. The unit, I mean. 47 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,282 Are there tanks in your unit? Is it nice in a tank? 48 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,483 Have you ever been in one? - I'll pay. 49 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,283 Will you give me a ride if I come to visit? -You need some cash? 50 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,970 Don't worry, she's got daddy's credit card for everything. 51 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,048 Fuck off, auntie. 52 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,689 And you - you know what I want to know, right? 53 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,247 Yes Fatass, it's lovely inside a tank. 54 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,523 I even have an ikebana in there. Anything else? 55 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:16,131 Do you ever play cowboys and indians and climb trees? 56 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,367 There are no trees where I am. 57 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,851 I'd be a soldier anytime. Catching the bullets with my mouth. 58 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,088 Improved your sense of humor in past months, have you? 59 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:36,690 Sol have. Here, hold this. Do you know what this is? 60 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:45,051 No, what? - A dead Italian. Cool, right? 61 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,567 Do you know what this is? - Yes. Beer. 62 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:56,406 Yes. I mean no. Well, yes. No. Summer refreshment! 63 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,603 Great, I'm wet now. -All set. 64 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,691 Hey, Ziva! - Go, go, go! 65 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,208 Oh come on. - Hey, fuck off! Move! 66 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,608 Fucking electric company. Move! 67 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:29,321 All of your music requests are welcome at this number. 68 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:34,810 Text us something nice and original and your request will come first. 69 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:39,724 News today - S/oven/an highways with 12 million euros 70 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,287 per kilometer among the most expensive in Europe. 71 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,842 Nice, a? 72 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,087 Gimme five! 73 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,567 Ouch! It hurts! 74 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,243 Look, Dickhead, three trucks ahead! 75 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:38,969 Come here, trucks, feel my piss! Yeah! 76 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,329 Dickhead, cabrio car! Hit it, hit it! 77 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,330 Ah, it burns, it burns! 78 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,406 Touchdown! - That felt majestic. 79 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,649 Are you jealous cause you can't? 80 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,571 No, don't, Ziva, I have it at my feet already... Ziva, don't... 81 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,241 There's nothing I wouldn't dare to do. 82 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:39,527 Would you dare going on a trip with me alone? 83 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,441 Is it here? - Without a doubt. 84 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:15,963 It's not here. Next crossroad. - You'll get us lost, Dickhead. 85 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,730 Tell me, Ziva. Who do you trust when it comes to pathfinding? 86 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,883 I vote for Gregor. - Hey, it's my car, Hairy Mary. 87 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,209 Don't call me that. - It's not my fault you didn't 88 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,245 shave your legs in high school. - We're not leaving until we find it! 89 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:38,161 Hairy Mary, her armpits are scary, since they popped her cherry, 90 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,806 she'll put out for a sherry. 91 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:48,931 Yo yo yo, Fatass is ful of gas because he is fat-ass. 92 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,723 You suck. - Here, turn around. 93 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:58,804 I think this is that tree. Turn around, will you? -Is it here? 94 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:02,288 We definitely buried it here. - That's what Rambo says. 95 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:26,251 Are you two gonna help me or not? - You won't find it anyway! 96 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,601 Hey Dickhead, it's abandoned. 97 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,486 The plates are still on. So there might as well be 98 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,241 a wallet in the compartment. - And a dead body in the trunk. 99 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,444 Oh come on! 100 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,769 Go to hell you two. 101 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,810 What are you doing? - Updating my list. 102 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:22,651 List? - Yes, list. Ask me what list. 103 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,891 What list? 104 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,401 A list of things that annoy the fuck out of me! 105 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:32,886 Newest addition: women, going through grass searching for shit. 106 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,684 I'm gonna read the rest from the start. 107 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,046 Things, that annoy the fuck out of me. Colon. 108 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:46,131 Provincials. People, wheezing through their nose. 109 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,569 Arts students. Female Arts students. 110 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,851 Cyclists. Professional cyclists. 111 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,206 People mowing the lawn shirtless. Eurozone. 112 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,521 2 in 1 perfumed deodorants. Dog owners. 113 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,724 Dogs. Public administration. 114 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,088 Everyone over 50. Are you listening? 115 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,767 The TV Slovenia Symphony Orchestra. 116 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,326 TV Slovenia. Slovenia. 117 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,723 Street musicians of Romanian nationality. Romanians. 118 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:23,291 Greeks. 200 euros per each, fuck them. 119 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,240 Gypsies. Germans. The French 120 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,251 The Chinese. Asparagus. - Why Gypsies? 121 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,083 And that offends you? - Yes. 122 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,129 Do you feel sorry for them? 123 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,126 What about asparagus, no place for it in your liberal heart? 124 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,007 They annoy the fuck out of me. - Yeah, but why? 125 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,724 Well, why? 126 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,202 Because they steal and smell bad! Everyone's allowed to be annoyed 127 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,164 by anything, except Gypsies and faggots. That's a no-no! 128 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,321 Speaking against Church is enlightened, throwing rocks 129 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,922 at the parliament is rebellious, having sex with Nubas in Africa 130 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:09,329 is humanitarian. But being annoyed by Gypsies and homos means being 131 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,366 a xenophobe and a racist. 132 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,162 You are really something. 133 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,090 Hold still. 134 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,204 What are you doing? 135 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,767 Nothing... except, there's a spider on you. 136 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,648 I hate spiders! - I hate spiders! 137 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,889 I hate spiders! 138 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,930 I hate spiders! 139 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,921 I hate being cold at night. 140 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,442 I fucking hate still living at my mom's. 141 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:10,009 I fucking hate my old man having no idea what it feels like. 142 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,251 I fucking hate my mom smothering me. 143 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,365 I fucking hate my job that any moron could do. 144 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,685 We received an extremely alluring offer from a lady named Ziva. 145 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:58,487 In exchange for her favourite song, she promises to provide 146 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,810 lifelong sexual favours to the who/e radio staff. 147 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,285 Ziva also mentioned that she is no stranger to more deviant 148 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,849 sexual practices, which she will provide to her friend Gregor. 149 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,524 This does not apply to Andrej, who, says Ziva, 150 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,610 prefers his holes hairier. 151 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,330 Watch out! 152 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,845 Hey, Dickhead. 153 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,884 What do you bring to a dead baby's birthday? 154 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,888 What? - A dead kitten. 155 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,681 Well, kitty. It was not your fault, you were minding your business. 156 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,686 Shit happens. 157 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,449 Fuck! 158 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,689 There was a spider on you. 159 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,084 There was a spider on you! 160 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,926 Oh yeah - and I won. I like to win. 161 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,044 You won at what? 162 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,331 I was the first to spot the sea. 163 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,081 You never played that when you were a kid? -No. 164 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,088 I guess your childhood sucked. 165 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,930 You've got that right. 166 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:23,249 Everyone in the car plays by default. Dickhead. 167 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,848 Your mommas face. 168 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,251 Fatass, 169 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,524 how's college? 170 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,483 No Internet in the desert? If you'd written to me, 171 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,682 you would've known I quit it. 172 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,245 I don't have time to write there. 173 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,410 Well than - what do you do? 174 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,770 Stuff. 175 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,006 What stuff? 176 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:58,649 Hey, does this slow motion effect ever happen to you during battle? 177 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,562 Andrej, you woke me up! - I'm so terribly sorry! 178 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:20,089 Stop it! - I can't control it, it's alive! 179 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,242 Ziva! 180 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,411 Get in the water! 181 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,766 Leave her alone, Dickhead, you'll fondle her later. 182 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,849 Why doesn't she come? 183 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,884 Come on, Rambo! 184 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,528 Don't give me this military training shit... 185 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,881 Oh you like it! - A military fag! Get lost! 186 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,524 Come on, tell me. I just wanna know. 187 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,928 Mind your own business, Fatass. 188 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,605 Five dollars. 189 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,125 Awesome, man. Awesome. 190 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,721 Or ten. Depends on her age. 191 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,209 You actually picked up hookers? 192 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,961 The correct term is prostitutes, Ziva. Prostitutes. -Right. 193 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,170 And that's it? 194 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,888 Is that all you're gonna say? 195 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,242 What else should he say? 196 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,251 How they all fap on their mom's photos together, or what? 197 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,562 We once ran over a child. 198 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,561 It wasn't me who was driving, but some American named Patrick. 199 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:38,130 Irish descent, a hardcore dude. 200 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,485 So five of us left the base in a Hummer. 201 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,323 It was hot as hell. 202 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,521 The kid appeared there all of the sudden, hands up. 203 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,610 We told Patrick to stop, but he yelled: "It's a trap!" 204 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:09,363 There was no blood. The kid just disappeared under the vehicle. 205 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:17,923 A little further on, we stopped and saw a whole bunch of kids, 206 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,565 one had a football in his arms. 207 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,244 They were playing soccer and dropped the ball. 208 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,485 So what did you do? 209 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,364 Nothing. 210 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,642 We drove on. 211 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,804 Are you OK? 212 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,768 Yeah, no big deal. 213 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,844 What do you mean 'no big deal'? 214 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,367 That's why I do what I do. 215 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,283 Cause it's no big deal. 216 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,528 You're not sorry at all? 217 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,803 Well, of course I'm sorry! 218 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,647 Of course. I'm sorry. 219 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,604 Shit. 220 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,887 Dude, 221 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,688 I saw something like that in a movie. 222 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,928 You're a fucking imbecile, Andrej! 223 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,727 In a movie? What movie? 224 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,363 OK, OK. Don't mind me. I have no idea. 225 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,842 That story with the kid... so sad. 226 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,688 Don't bring it up. It's gonna be OK. 227 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,123 Where'd he get those? On a mission? 228 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:02,801 Sure, they're free the second time you go on a mission. 229 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:09,208 No. I found the receipt that fell from his pocket. 230 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,042 Guess how much they were. - How much? 231 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,607 Four euros! - Oh come on. 232 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,927 Yes. Four euros. 233 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,441 Something new for you to mock him. 234 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,650 I won't. 235 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,204 Why not? 236 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,122 Cause he thought of me. 237 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,203 Let me go change, OK? 238 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:37,885 I don't know how. - You guys suck. Watch me do it. 239 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,449 Bitch. 240 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:52,041 I will never learn this! - Look. You inhale some air, 241 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,402 and then release it! 242 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,367 How can you call yourselves men? - Shut up! 243 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,763 You're disgusting! 244 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,726 This looks fun! - Which one first? 245 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,008 That one! 246 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,129 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 247 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,125 Go Fatass! - Fuck yeah! 248 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,921 Let's go. -Look at this. - Let's go. 249 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,246 Good afternoon, ma'am, Grega speaking. What? 250 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,324 Well of course it's evening already. What did I say? 251 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,846 Oh. Yes, she's here. 252 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:54,168 She's great. We keep an eye on her, why wouldn't it be? 253 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:01,851 Is it mom calling? You fucktard. - What? I was just having a chat. 254 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,090 You remember, right? 255 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,449 Of course you do. 256 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,846 Oh come on dude, that happened so long ago. 257 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:43,849 They stripped me in the locker room after gym class. 258 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:52,207 Go and stroll around the school naked, homo, they said. 259 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,850 Then they left, 260 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,810 and it was you who brought my clothes back. -Oh, come on. 261 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,525 Come on nothing. You are awesome! 262 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,443 Awesome! Awesome! 263 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,089 What am I? -Awesome! - What? -Awesome! 264 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,202 Who? - Awesome! 265 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,566 Give me a kiss. -No. - But I'm awesome. 266 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,363 Come on. Give the awesome dude a kiss. 267 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:35,369 Kiss him first, then me. If you're that awesome. 268 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,207 Come on. She'll kiss me, man! 269 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,685 Enough! 270 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:06,524 Come on... I'm sorry, dude. 271 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,484 Sleepy, huh? - Yeah. 272 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,251 Go beddy-bye. 273 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,448 We did technically kiss, you know. -Very funny. 274 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,650 Sweet dreams. 275 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,051 Morning. 276 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,011 Morning. 277 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,451 Sleep well? - Like a baby. 278 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,366 Have you ever told Fatass what really happened in the locker room? 279 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,766 No. 280 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,284 And I'm never going to. 281 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,529 Hello, hello. - Hi. -Hey. 282 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,526 I think you're stupid. Both of you. 283 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,165 Why? 284 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,490 He's a soldier. Need I say more? 285 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,323 And you're going to study abroad. And we all know 286 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:49,128 that's just another name for sex tourism in this country. Right? 287 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,005 Where are you going anyway? 288 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,367 Abroad. - Abroad. 289 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,089 But where? 290 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,600 Far away, ok? 291 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:15,080 And you, Fatass? Why are you so much better? 292 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,366 I'm paying taxes, you moron. - And I don't? 293 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:27,082 Military uses up 1.7% of the national GDP, 294 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,170 so don't get smart with me, Dickhead. 295 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,045 Go and study something already, you annoying fag! 296 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,767 Blow me. Do you wanna hear why I'm not studying? 297 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:44,283 This professor lectured about angular momentum... -Please, stop! 298 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,491 Do you know what that even means? -Yes, I know. 299 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,490 No, you don't! So shut up. 300 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:56,288 Maybe you can start your reference letter with this new info. 301 00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,801 So, the guy lectured on angular momentum. 302 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,126 He had some sort of machine which turned around, 303 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:11,482 and then he took a bicycle rim and put it on this machine, 304 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,250 so that when the rim was spinning that moron began circling around 305 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,842 with it in his chair. -And then this geeky guy gets up... 306 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:26,320 Right! And then this geeky guy got up and started to applaud! 307 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,248 The classroom was full and he was the only one applauding! 308 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:38,169 And then I knew I'd never be that much into studying 309 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,888 as that guy applauding an old, bald, ugly physicist 310 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,402 who is circling in his fucking chair... 311 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,241 And I got up and left I never came back. 312 00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,489 Cause, if you're not into it like that guy, you can't study this. 313 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,843 At least I'm being fair You two are merely pretending. 314 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,930 I'm doing things as they should be done. 315 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,366 You're doing great here, right? 316 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,801 Yes. I'm doing great. 317 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,444 With Gypsies and fags. 318 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,167 Yes. And hardworking citizens. - We're hardworking all right. 319 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,366 We're so hardworking that we never stop repairing our highways. 320 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,600 And we're all young. Like the politicians, all fresh faces. 321 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,602 Jobs waiting around the corner. 322 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,564 And if it doesn't work out, we pray to Europe for guidance. 323 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,160 We can be dishwashers in Dublin! 324 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,810 Or engineers in Slovenia, the pay's the same! 325 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,720 And if anything goes wrong, call me and I'll kill them all. 326 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,526 Why are you laughing? - We're doing great here. 327 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,006 Yeah, we're doing great. 328 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,288 What? You wanna help me? 329 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,725 Well you can't. 330 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,610 You know I wanna fuck you. 331 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,644 I'd get that even if I was blind and deaf. 332 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,006 What's the problem then? 333 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,531 Look, Grega... 334 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,443 What if I die? 335 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,966 What if some guy shoots me, and my only wish was to fuck you, 336 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,003 while you're being a prude. 337 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,729 Come on. I won't tell anyone. 338 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,050 Just imagine that I get shot. 339 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:11,367 Wouldn't you feel guilty for not letting me fuck you? 340 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,644 Not even if you were dying here on the floor, with a hard on, 341 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:47,005 and I'd have to sit on it to save the world, you stupid fuck. 342 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:05,688 Dude, when this cow licks you, new hair starts growing on your head. 343 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,246 That is a healer cow. 344 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,367 Imagine, let's say two of your fingers are missing, 345 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,491 and when it licks you, new ones grow. 346 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:26,883 Or if it licks your dick! It becomes bigger, like a python. 347 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,844 Badass, right? 348 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,728 Are you afraid of death, Andrej? 349 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,451 What a delightful question, Hairy Mary. Why? 350 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,569 Gregor mentioned that before. 351 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,404 That he is afraid. 352 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,367 Oh, he is? Is that true, Soldier boy? 353 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,130 Well, I'm not afraid. 354 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,800 No? 355 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,206 No. Why would I be? 356 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,049 At our age you are immortal. You die when you're old and miserable. 357 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,402 Wouldn't it be nice to just end it all? 358 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,764 Right, Grega? - Ziva, what are you doing? 359 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,761 Try it. Then come back and tell us about it. -Shut up! 360 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:49,129 I'll throw myself off. 361 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,805 No, you won't. 362 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,523 Just imagine that I do. 363 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,650 Wouldn't you feel guilty for not believing me? 364 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,007 Daddy's credit card can't buy you a new head, you know. 365 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,285 I'm only joking, you assholes. 366 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,130 There's no way I would, I love myself way too much. 367 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,008 Hilarious. Really. 368 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,164 You two go on, I'll watch the tent. 369 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,123 No way, you're coming with us. 370 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,571 Don't worry. Really. 371 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,686 Dickhead, let's go. 372 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,006 Did she mention she has problems? - No. 373 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,161 But she has been acting strange lately. -Strange? 374 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:15,205 Classic women behavior, just stranger and stupider. 375 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,010 Where are your dogtags? 376 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,964 Shit. I must have lost them while swimming... 377 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,040 Don't sweat it. I'll bring you new ones. 378 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,443 Oh, they grow on trees there? 379 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:51,291 They grow on trees there? Of course not. But you have to... 380 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,244 What? - You have to get permission... 381 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:59,531 And? - Commander has to agree with it... 382 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,610 I get it. Great gift, man. 383 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,128 I really liked them. - That's what counts. 384 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,442 I think we should go back. 385 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:28,891 I enjoy being here with you two. It's just that I always want to return. 386 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,808 And when I'm there, I want to come back here. 387 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,690 Get it? I don't know. Is that even right? 388 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:43,882 What's right anyway? History taught us that everything fails. 389 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,005 It's all our parents fault, and now we have to recycle 390 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,930 and be fucked by this shitty economy. 391 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,443 It's a good thing I'm a fag, there are more divorces 392 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,006 than weddings anyway. What am I supposed to do? 393 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:04,010 Eight hours of work and sixteen of jacking off. 394 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,850 At least you believe in shooting those muslims. 395 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,687 I don't believe in anything. - I don't either. 396 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,284 Well why do you do it then? - It's a job. 397 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,564 Ziva! 398 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,571 Stop that! What are you doing?! 399 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,841 Hey! - Leave me alone! 400 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,248 Hey, let her go! - Stop grabbing me, fuck! 401 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,848 Ziva, what is your problem? - Let me go! 402 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:37,005 I'm gonna hit the bitch! Let me go, Dickhead! 403 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,325 I'm gonna kick the shit out of her. Stop it! 404 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,050 Leave me alone. - What the fuck? 405 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,084 Go on, ask him. 406 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,167 Ask him why he brought your clothes back that day. 407 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,330 Ask him why he brought your clothes in the locker room! 408 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:13,650 Because I fucking told him to! He planned the thing himself! 409 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,810 He planned the thing himself! He told them you're a fag. 410 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,846 And then he watched out for the professors in front of the door. 411 01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,480 And then I came, and told him to give you back the clothes. 412 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,007 And that was the beginning of our wonderful fucking friendship! 413 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,966 Fuck you. No seriously, fuck you. Fatass... -Leave me alone. 414 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,961 Don't touch me, Dickhead. - Wait, let me explain. 415 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,521 Are you ashamed of being friends with a faggot? 416 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,483 Is that whyyour gang almost raped me in the locker room? 417 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,406 Is that what you do to people you're supposed to care about? 418 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,769 Do you treat women this way? 419 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,487 Maybe you do, soldier. 420 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,527 Rape is probably one of the honors you get there... 421 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,086 Man, you know how young we were... - Have you ever raped a woman? 422 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,010 Andrej, stop it! - Shut up 423 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,681 You're sick! Both of you! 424 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,802 Don't touch the kite. - So this is therapy? 425 01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,367 Is this therapy? Dude, I was in fucking 426 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,131 engineering club because of you! - Put the kite back! 427 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,370 Does it relax you, Gregi? Look at it being all easy and calm. 428 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,407 Grega! 429 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,085 Andrej! -Andrej! 430 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,443 Andrej... -To the town? - No problem. 431 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,371 Just a second. 432 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,767 Why do you even bother being friends with me? 433 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,130 Andrej, where are you going? 434 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,964 I can leave too. 435 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,567 I'm not going to be the only one that stays. 436 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:56,924 Grega, please... - Shut up! Just shut up! 437 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,247 Grega, come on... - Ziva, where are we going? 438 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,004 Stop! 439 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,967 Stop and tell me what you want! What?! 440 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:38,045 You wanna kill yourself and make me watch?! Is that your thing?! 441 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,009 What is wrong with you, Ziva?! 442 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,647 No, I've had it with you... 443 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,963 I'm not going to study abroad. 444 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,569 I'm going into treatment. 445 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,680 The therapy usually continues immediately, but... 446 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:36,567 I wanted to take this trip, although they advised I don't. 447 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,643 Why didn't you tell us? 448 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,562 I wanted to take this trip. Like we used to. 449 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:52,762 Don'? worry; they make you a new one, even prettier. 450 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,370 But... 451 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,524 What? 452 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,929 Will you be OK? 453 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:08,804 Sure. 454 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,885 You die when you're old and miserable. 455 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,883 If I was afag... 456 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,168 you'd be the only one who could fuck me. 457 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,364 I have to tell you something. 458 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:59,288 Nothing is going on there, man. Nothing. 459 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,721 I'm just eating, drinking, jacking off and waiting. 460 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,008 You're even a bigger loser than me, then. 461 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:11,406 But a better paid loser. - True. 462 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:19,087 About the locker room... - Forget about it. 463 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:25,850 There are other things now... - Yeah. 464 01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,487 I want to go somewhere else. 465 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,689 I want to find it. 466 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:56,564 Can we go, please? 467 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,762 Why are you still here, car? 468 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,400 Ziva! 469 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,849 You found it? 470 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,288 I can't believe this. 471 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,041 Thank God for crib notes! - Do you remember? 472 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,328 You got caught cheating! 473 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,169 It was hot as hell... 474 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,409 My first cigarettes! 475 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,203 How many are there inside? 476 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,563 This is yours. 477 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,571 You threw it in Dickhead's head, remember? 478 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:47,484 Oh, come on. 479 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,729 Flowers? 480 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:31,125 This song reminds me of a certain young lady named Ziva who made 481 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:36,929 a promise she never fu/lf/'/ed. Ziva, wherever you are, 482 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,051 this one's for you. I hope Grega got what he was promised 483 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:44,960 and I'm sorry Andrej, you were never in at all 484 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,085 And now for the weather, it's partly cloudy 484 01:18:49,305 --> 01:19:49,236 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 37271

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