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The president of the civilian government is Park Jung-hee.

Choose number 2.

I got a medal of honor from him.

Next.

Nationalist government, that's Chun Doo-hwan,

number 2.

Officer Kim got called away on emergency duty.

He finally made it back the next morning after treating himself to some beef soup

and emancipated us from each other.

Up until then, Dad and I had to take care of business together

a total of 7 times, 4 urinations and 3 dumps.

It's pure gold, right?

Congratulations! Congratulations!

I planned this all for you happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Mimi.

Mimi. Happy Birthday!

Come on Ji-min!

Why'd you follow me here?

Why?

Today's your birthday.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday.

Damn, fuck! Shit! This sucks!

I had a great time.

Oh this was nothing, I could have...

What are you doing here Hyun?

You know It was my birthday today.

Your dad remembered and I had such a good time.

He's such a sweeet man.

Happy birthday again Mimi.

Oh my!! I'm so touched.

Where'd you get this?

I happen to be a great at surprises.

Wow, this smells good.

Thank you.

I think my son wants to have a word with me.

What did you guys do all this time?

Use your imagination.

Roasted canine and a bottle of soju?

Is that what you think...

I'm only capable of?

That's not it. I want to know what happened!

Is that what you want to know?

We went for a drive.

She probably thought...

you stunk of loneliness.

Really, is that what you think?

And then what?

We got something to eat.

Shabby restaurant

And we sang.

It's all so familiar. My heart skips a beat...

You took my heart!

Can I love this person in front of me?

With this beating heart?

Can I love you...

...please?

And we went to a place that only consenting adults can go.

We were like two wild beasts.

She wouldn't have.

Is this how it's going to end?

Attak... attack face!

Damn, that kid is awesome! Get him! Kill him! Kick him!

I'm thirsty...

I need a gulp of that health tonic.

What's that?

Mimi got it for me.

It's deer antler and ginseng cooked for 10 hours.

Especially it has a penis of a sea bear as an ingredient.

I want a little bit!

How could you deny your own son?

It's not that I'm being stingy,

it's just that this is Mimi's love for me.

How could I share her love with somebody?

I'm gonna save her love.

You think that this is going to keep me from it?

All right, try it.

You'll regret it.

Never mind!

Looks like you've grown some balls.

What in God's good name are you talking about?

Oops, it's time to go to the bathroom.

I told you that was a symbol of her love.

And you tainted it?

You hit your own son with a hammer!?

What kind of dad are you?

What are you doing?

Just catching a stray dog.

- Oh really? - You may not want to see this.

Should I prepare it?

Where did that old fart hide the key?

I'll get you old man.

I'll sell this whole building off.

I think I've been too hard on you.

Take this apple as an apology.

You have some too dad.

I didn't want to...

but I decided to call a truce with dad.

One day...

I'd like to but I can't give this to you.

See you soon.

See you next time.

- Oh, my god. - I knew it.

Soon after, some nasty rumors

started to circulate around the neighborhood.

I can't believe it...

That Mimi slept with the Bakery Guy.

Did that mean my dad and her were on the outs?

What happened?

What do you know you imbecile?

Hey!

Did you sleep with Mimi?

First the old man and now the sors getting in my face.

Did you sleep with Mimi?

What the...

Did you?

What' s with you too? Fine, I did!

What you gonna do about it?

Mimi, is that true?

Is that true?

Oh my heart! Ah the pain!

Is that what you think of me?

I can't forgive your father!

If it's all right with you, do you want to live together?

If you want, I'm ready anytime.

I'll bring my kids to live with us.

Children belong with their mother.

Running a bar is not conducive to raising young children.

You're absolutely right.

So I'm thinking of renovating Mint.

It'll cost around $200,000.

$200,000?

Will you loan it to me?

I don't have that kind of money.

I'm asking for a loan, not a gift.

I'm flat broke lady, you picked the wrong man.

What do you mean?

If you picked me for my money, you're barking up the wrong tree.

You need to get yourself another option.

Just go away.

I hate the saying "Like father, like son".

I really hate it.

Mimi! Mimi!

You know that

I love you this much, right?

Mimi...

Why don't you marry me instead?

I'll make you...

...the happiest woman in the world.

I, Dong-hyun, can do it!

I can do it, yes! Yes!!

Laundry!!

I had a great time.

- Me too. - I had a great time too!

Hey Duk-bong! What's right?

- Hey, Mr. Dong. - What's wrong?

- Are you drunk? - Oh, my...

Were you beat up? Were you in a fight?

No, that's not right... I mean, it's Hyun...

- Oh really? - Yep.

- How could that be? - Isn't that funny?

I had a great time, thank you...

What are you two doing?

You won't believe this but we're going to get married.

What a bunch of bull shit!

We've set the date for the 19th of this month.

We want to get it over with as soon as possible

to avoid unnecessary drama. I'm sorry

The fortuneteller said we were a perfect match.

Son, do you have a fever? Are you sick?

We've gone where we can't turn back.

You don't believe me?

I can show you my back...

Never mind.

You thought I wouldn't look!

Oh my back is on fire...

Why you little ingrate!

So you and I are in-laws?

You know you may be right.

Hey bro!

This is pure bull shit...

This can't be happening...

What do you want?

I want to apologize for that time.

I don't know why you're doing this

but let's settle everything at $30,000.

And then you leave me alone.

What?

You don't need $200,00 to renovate.

Thirty grand is plenty.

- Oh geez... - Ok, ok.

Just one question.

What?

You're saying that my son and I are going to be brother-in-laws?

So well written, so poetic.

Where's the reception going to be?

Keumgang Buffet is very good!

Arirang Buffet is better.

They give you free ice cream at Hwangrim Buffet.

That sounds delicious.

Hey, you got it backwards! You must feel really bad.

Honey, get this man a cold drink.

- Oh, OK. - I'll get it...

No, I'll get it.

- I'll get it. - Honey.

That Hyun is quick.

Like father like son.

He's learned from the best.

Watch what you say man, Mr. Dong is in a daze.

Did you sleep with her? You said you did.

When did I say that asshole!

You started the rumors.

I told you I saw them in front of the motel.

You son of a bitch, did you really see them?

Yes, I did.

Lucky little bastard!

Yeah, lucky little bastard.

- How, how... - Temper, temper!!

Dad, what you doing? Oh, daddy, my daddy!!

- Let me go you little jerk! - What are you doing?

- Leave me alone. - Dad!

No matter how low we've gone,

I will not live with this shame!

- I canrt accept you two! - Dad!

NO dad, no!

Father, father...

Oh my wretched life...

That will never work.

Dad! You have to work the noose

towards the back of your neck.

If it's in the front, you'll just be in a lot of pain

but it won't kill you. Now, put one leg up here first...

Oh my wretched life!

Oh my poor dead wife!

Get away from me, I'm not going to die.

Do I have to do everything, huh?

I'm going to eat everything

at the best buffet in the world.

What's wrong with your legs?

Mr. Dong, don't be too upset.

My boss will be a good daughter-in-law.

You're a lucky man.

- Yang, pour me a drink. - Yes sir...

You're beautiful.

You trust me right?

The ceremony will start shortly,

everyone please take your seat.

Testing, testing, I'm toastmaster

Let's get some buffet food.

What about the wedding? Where is the buffet again?

Over there...

You better behave yourself!

- Moo-shik! - Hey, hurry up!

Where you going?

Wanna go with me to the buffet line?

I'm hot, wanna go to the bathhouse?

Moo-shik, wait up!

Why are you so late?

I thought you werert showing up!

You wouldn't miss your only sors wedding now would you?

Where's Mimi? Huh?

Bring her here. No I'll find her.

Come on dad.

I brought the money!

Mimi!

I'll pay $200,000 not to have to go through this hell!

- I have the money here! - Dad, dad,

Do you like her that much?

He's so happy!

This man is ecstatic!!

I'll never give her up!!

How can you take away your own father's girl?

It's nothing. It's nothing.

It's really nothing.

All right, kid.

I'm ready for you!

- Ready for what? - I'm ready!

Take your clothes off...

- And put this on! - Come on kid!

You're a mess!

Why you little ingrate!

All right, I'm ready for you.

Take your shirt off!

I'm ready for you!

Put this on. You need to walk down that aisle.

What? What are you talking about?

What happened to you?

I'm trying to get you hitched for free!

What?

We bought all the stuff with Mimi's money. It's all free!

Just what kind of prank are you pulling?

Look...

Your money will be my money some day.

I'm not going to let you waste it.

I won't let you spend a dime.

I set up Mimi to marry you.

I did prepare everything.

What $200,00? Forget about it!

What the hell are you saying?

- Has anyone seen the groom? - Hurry up and get dressed!

I'm getting married today?

Yes.

I don't know what you're trying to pull.

I'll see for myself.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Dong Chul-dong, the real groom

and the father of Dong Hyun

The ceremony will officially begin now.

Everyone, please welcome

Ready?

With a round of applause...

Here comes the groom!

Hyun, is this really true?

Yes, all you have to do is walk down the aisle.

Am I really getting hitched for free?

Yep!

Wow, you really outdid yourself!

You really are my son!

I am your son indeed.

Please be happy with Mimi!

You son of a bitch.

Next...

Here comes the bride!

I gave up Mimi for my dad.

It was the best thing I did in my life

and it wasrt for my $200,000.

Dad will ask me to return his money

but do you think I would?

This room is a lucky room.

The previous tenant married a rich widower.

It's a lucky room indeed!

I'll see you on moving day.

You really are single right?

No ex-husbands or the deal's off.

I've never been married.

Ok...

Do you know what Dasketae means?

Beef or pork?

- They want pork. - Darn.

- Daddy, we need some money. - Hey kids.

Say thank you!

- Thank you. - Ok.

Leave me a thousand won and let's go to the market.

Hey Yang! Keep skimming from the kids and you're about to get a bloody nose.

Hello.

- Hey honey. - What?

What are you looking at?

It's slowed down a bit so take it easy. Drink this.

So cute.

- So damn cute. - Drink this.

And take a breather.

Are you sure you want to do this? It's going to hurt.

I have to or Dad won't be fooled.

OK, then, hold on.

Here we go.

Do you really think your dad will bring the $200,000?

Trust me.

He's my father and he really really loves you.

Really? OK, just a little more.

You all right?

By the time you read this,

I'll be long gone.

All I wanted was to teach you the ways to fight the world and win.

To you who will have to live in this rough and tumble desert that we call the world.

I'm sorry that you didn't have all you wanted

while growing up.

Forgive me for not buying the stuff you wanted to eat and the stuff you wanted to have.

But remember this, the world is not that easy.

Please don't put your trust in strangers and only believe in yourself.

P.S. Don't waste money on my funeral.

All I need is a bottle of soju and the head of a dried pollack.