Original subtitles

These corn chips are past deadline.

These chips have maggots.

This candy is prohibited.

And this yogurt's top was loose.

Good job Comrade Han.

Just call me Mi-hyang.

And here's the cologne you wanted.

It's Bulgaris.

I took my husband's...

I will not forget all your hard work.

If I can be of help to your work,

I'm happy to do it.

I just don't know what to do...

Geez, now he's hitting on the supermarket lady.

Lift your back and stick out your chest.

Control your breathing!

Hyun, this is a little to much.

No! Getting your figure back is not going to be easy!

Let's start.

Open, then close.

Breathe, open... then close.

Feel the 20's coming back. Open wide...

That little bastard.

Open wide...

My dad is a thief without a weapon.

What are you saying?

I was talking to myself.

You must have really good ears.

You saw the bags ofjunk food, right?

That's how he makes a living,

Blackmailing companies like a parasite.

Don't say that.

It can't be true.

Yeah.

It was tough for me too. I couldn't believe it.

And you know what else?

He's impotent.

You're pretty good,

you'll be on your way in a month.

I'll work at it, but you better keep me on my toes.

No problem!

- See you tomorrow. - Ok.

Where have you been?

I was on a date with Mimi.

You dissed me, huh?

Dad, didn't you hear everything?

How far you planning to take this?

Let's go upstairs.

Dad, my foot.

You trying to stand in the way of your old man getting some love?

I saw her first!

Give up! Give up!

Get away from me, get away...

Look it's a U.F.O.!!

I'll give you U.F.O.!

No, I mean it!

I told you to trust no one, right?

Shame on you for being fooled.

You give up?

- Ok, ok, that hurts like a bitch. - Give me the signal.

Ok, ok, I give up you little bastard.

Getting better every day...

Dad, come on, you gave up!

I only gave half the signal.

Like I said, trust no one.

One, two, three.

Is this too much for you?

Well is it too hard to pack an extra lunch

for your poor unfortunate friend?

Friendship requires sacrifice. Nothing is free in life.

There are no freebies.

Mimi went out with the Laundry guy.

The guy caught a cab to Wooshin Motel.

Hey Hyun. What are you doing?

I was bonding with some friends...

Mimi's been kidnapped kid!

Heard it's next to Wooshin Motel.

What's with you and that hammer? You wanna get someone killed?

It keeps me safe!

Where's Duk-bong?

He didn't come by today...

If I find him in here, I'll close you down for good.

I'm serious, he's not here.

What are you doing?

I'll search the 2nd floor, you search the 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8th floors.

- Damn! - Mr. Dong! Chairman!

Mimi!

Mimi!

Mimi

Mimi!

Mimi!

Fire! Fire!!

Oh shit!

It wasrt me!

The fury!!

Of the Drop Kick!

Mimi! Mimi!!

Oh no!!

Oh mama!!

- You dumb little fucker! - Please Mr. Dong...

You planning to make this a town full of inbreds?

A town full of relatives?

Where is Mimi?

Let's try the cabaret.

You crazy pervert.

Your head is full of shit...

I learned from the best.

Hey don't you fall asleep.

Where have you been?

I'm going to bed.

Couldrt you at least

tell us you're not coming home?

We were so worried!

That's right.

You shouldn't go sleeping over in strange places.

What's with you both?

Why are you worried about me?

What else could I be?

Where have you been?

Why should I have to report to you?

I went to dinner with the kids and their father.

Are you satisfied?

Why are you seeing him again?

Why is that any of your business?

Oh I see how it is.

So you don't need my help anymore.

So I'm no longer needed, right?

What are you talking about?

You sound as if we were a couple.

Daddy...

Dad, you're being too intrusive.

Love is about accepting

the good and the bad.

Mimi, I totally understand you.

Why don't you stay out of it you little twerp!

It's been changed to Eo-Ullim, it's across from Mint.

Business should be done in a positive atmosphere.

How can you do business

in such a dank place?

Ok, I'll see you there.

Oh thanks Yang. Sorry about that.

Thank you for calling Mint. It's for you again Mr. Dong.

Damn those rascals keep calling me here.

You'd think I told them...

...to do it on purpose.

Hi, Mr. Park!

Eo-Ul-lim.

How many? Twenty?

You help them when they're down and get them back on their feet

and they treat you like crap!

You mean little ingrate.

Like crap!

No more, no more...

Moo-shik. What are you doing here?

Dad said to come to Eo-Ullim.

Forget it, I'm staying here!

Ms. Yang asked for you at the Karaoke.

Ms. Yang?

I'll see you later...

Wow, it's really dead here.

Is it even open right now?

Damn, this is going to drive down the property price.

You have running water upstairs?

Oh, I didn't tell you?

Dad cut off the water for some pipe repairs.

How are we supposed to run our business?

I guess you're right...

You'll lose business for sure!

You don't look so good these days.

Bad business?

Business is about people,

people helping people.

It's just basic business principle.

If you need to talk, just come to me.

I'd be glad to help you out.

- Here you are. - Oh, it's you.

That little asshole!

You're early. By the way did you pick up the groceries?

Of course I did.

Did you get some water? We don't have running water.

- Water? - Uh huh.

- No water in a bar? - I know what you mean.

Yo, toadman, what you doing?

Like I always said, women are not to be trusted.

She has no future.

This guy set the sales record in our division, right?

That guy, I really hate that guy.

I always have a bad day when I run into him in the morning.

Are you going to let this go on?

I helped her out cuz I felt sorry

for her and nothing else.

So then she's all mine?

Whatever. You can have her, claim her, whatever.

- Honey, I'm here! - You must be exhausted...

It's so stinging.

She played us both.

- I'm kicking her out. - What?

Dad, what's wrong with you?

Let me go!

If you send her out

before the lease is up, you'll pay a penalty.

An ingrate like her should be punished.

- Hyun! - What?

You tell her the news.

No way, why should I have to?

You're a big boy, what's the big deal...

You're my only son and you can't?

And the guy...

Well, bring him by.

Ok, I will.

If business was like this everyday, we'd all be rich.

It won't be that hard.

Pull it all together and buy this damn building.

How much could it cost?

That's right

- How much could it be? - Just buy it out right!

Babe, I got something to tell you.

What is it?

I've met someone.

Oh, really?

I see. That's great.

I wanted to tell you sooner but didn't want to hurt you.

Hurt me, no way?

I'm cool. You know that, right?

Of couse I do,

that's why I fell for you.

I gotta hand it to you though,

didn't think you could pull it off.

Well, I think I better go.

Hey, cover yourself a little.

He looks like he plays the field.

Mimi...

Mimi...

Mimi...

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here dad?

I'm sorry but I really want to be alone.

Oh wait.

Your beautiful face is marred by sadness.

Mimi doesn't look like Mimi.

Let's get something to eat.

Here, drink this and go get a full night's rest.

Why don't we go to Baekwoon

and get some roasted canine?

There's nothing better than sleep.

Go to bed.

Come on, go get dressed.

I'm going to get you on the count of three!!

What about tomorrow?

You can't close for two days,

people will think Mint went out of business.

Promise!

- Then I'm going with you. - Ok, you come along too.

No, he needs to study for his exams.

- I'm not taking any exams. - Really?

It's useless!

Damn kid...

Good luck on your exams.

Hey dad!

What, what's going on?

You better let me out of this.

You got a date with Mimi.

What to do?

What else to do but stay this way.

How can you do this to me over a woman?

I'm not doing this overjealousy.

Mom came to me last night and you know what she said?

I said mom what are you doing here?

She said, Hyun don't worry about me,

stay with Mimi,

stay with Mimi.

Why you little cousin-of-a-bitch!

I've heard son of a bitch but what's cousin?

If I called you that, I'd be a bitch!

Oh dad...

I love you!

I'll be home a little late dad.

Dad, I'm home!

Came to pick up after your shit...

Catch me if you can!!

Come on...

No way?!!

Huh?

I bought some bacon, let's have some chow.

Go ahead, eat.

Wow, this is good.

I'm sorry I didn't really feed you right. You're a growing boy.

That's all right.

What's this?

It's supposed to add flavor. The butcher recommended it,

it's American.

No wonder it's so good.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh shit!!

Dad, daddy!

Dad!!

I'm right here.

What did you feed me? Sleeping pills?

Why dad, why?

I fed you good old fashioned protein.

Let me go, I gotta go take a dump!

Let me go!

Hold on a sec.

I can't hold on. I'm about to shit in my pants!

Dad, please dad!

Dad, please dad!

Daddy!

Time for some porridge.

Good old fashioned grub!

I haven't had anything for two days.

Dad, I'm sorry! I apologize!

I'll be your dog from now on.

Ruff ruff! Wag the tail! Wag wag wag.

Dad!

Please one bite, one bite...

If you werert my son, I'd have fed you friend wontons for 15 years.

Here dad, I'm wagging my tail.

Ruff ruff ruff!!!

Yo, over here Hyun!

Hey! Dong Hyun, stop right there!

His penis has started to peel.

Attempted murder and manufacturing illegal substances.

What will happen to me?

You'll do about 3 years.

3 years?

I can escape, I can escape. I can escape.

I can escape, I can escape. I can escape, I can...

I'll escape, I can do it. I can escape.

Daddy!

Daddy, daddy, I miss you.

Help me daddy...

Daddy!

Dad, please don't press charges...

Dad, daddy...

Dad, daddy, I love you...

Hey, come one out.

Ok.

Hey...

Is this really 500 times...

...the power of Viagra?

Yeah, but you should wait

until you're all healed up.

Maybe a month.

You rotten bastard!!

Do you know what it's like to not find chocolate in a power ball?

Imagine how disappointing

- it is for a child? - What are you doing Mr. Dong?

Why did you drink so much?

Wake up!

Mr. Dong, I drank a lot tonight.

- Oh my oh my... - I'm really sad.

Oh ok.

- You know what Mr. Dong... - Yes, water yes...

You know my ex-husband right?

- Well, yes. - That fool.

- You mean the one with the fracture. - Yeah, that one.

He's getting married.

Oh, I see. I don't know whether to congratulate you or not.

I guess I should congratulate them.

But I don't feel too good about it.

Those bastards... I was duped.

They're so cruel...

They're marrying on my birthday.

Whatjerks!

Why am I such a mess?

- You're not a mess. - No I am a mess.

My life is a mess.

Mr. Dong

My life is a mess.

Mr. Dong

What are you doing?

What, you don't want me too?

No, of course I do.

- Mr. Dong - You're so beautiful...

Oh really Mr. Dong?

I really like it.

Mimi, wake up.

What are you doing?!

I knew it!

Don't get the wrong idea.

She drunk so much.

She got hot and took off her top.

- That's all it is. - Then why'd you lock the door?

I didn't, I think Mimi locked it.

As a fellow man, I'm really ashamed of you.

What are you doing now?

I'm trying to do the right thing and take her back to her room.

Mimi's room is too cold dad, right?

The heater doesn't work.

It's summer.

- Oh yeah, you're right. - Yep.

We might as well let her stay here.

Yes, yes, of course.

Why don't you go to bed.

I'm not leaving you here with her.

Then what, you want to...

...tie my hands together?

Yep.

Where's the perp?

Hurry up and cuff us.

Lying like this reminds me of

the times when your mom was around.

If you want, I'll take Mimi as my wife and your new mother.

I'll bring her as my wife.

Look, kid!

She can be a wife and a mother only if I marry her.

If I marry her, you get a wife and a daughter in law.

What?

Don't you have to pee?

Oh, come on dad, aw man...

What, what's going on?

What's with these two?