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Cooper!
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Who paints a room pink?
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Wait, wait...
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Don't look at me like that.
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You're the one that's gonna
have to shit that out later.
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Oh.
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Piece of cake.
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Jesus Christ!
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Doorbell needs fixing.
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Bourbon?
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What brings you
out to the suburbs?
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Change of scenery.
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Uh, my wife and I
got a baby on the way,
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and this guy needed a yard.
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Thought a little bit
of elbow room
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would do everybody
some good.
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Family's good.
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Dirt's good.
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Kids can't grow up right
without some mud on their jeans
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and a frog
in their pocket.
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What about you?
Do you live around here?
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Since '84,
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long enough to see
my fair share of things
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come and go.
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So you're a nun...?
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Good Lord.
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I remember Chicago being
more progressive than that.
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No, we're Protestant.
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I'm the pastor.
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I apologize.
I should've known.
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My wife and I
aren't very religious.
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- I just didn't...
- Don't sweat it, slick.
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We're more laidback
out here.
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And my door
is always open,
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if you care to learn more.
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Hey, Bunny!
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Hi, Tiger.
How was your first night?
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Oh, great.
Look at this place.
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Did you just wake up?
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Hey, how's the
little kicker doing?
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Say hi to Daddy.
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Hey, little Pumpkin Head.
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Oh my God,
you're not calling your daughter
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"Pumpkin Head."
Please.
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Oh, come on, babe.
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You've seen the size
of your belly.
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That's the only explanation.
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So, what's on
the agenda today?
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How's the schedule looking?
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Oh, the schedule
feels great.
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I will finish this room
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as soon as I'm off
the phone with you
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and I'll move on to the
kitchen in the afternoon.
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So what, like painting,
sanding,
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opening that giant
gaping hole?
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Ugh, are you sure
you don't want me
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to call in some pros,
Don?
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This is a lot of work.
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No, we're not
calling anybody.
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I got this.
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How could I sleep at night
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knowing some other jerkwad
built your castle?
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Well, you'd sleep because
the roof wouldn't leak.
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What's that?
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Oh, there's piles of junk
all over this place.
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Please don't be paranoid.
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I trust you.
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Shit, I got to go.
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I've got, um,
team's proposals at ten.
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Anyway, I'll call you
tonight, okay?
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Love you.
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Mwah.
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Mwah.
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Bye.
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"So once you get
your drywall size,
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you want to
just check by hand
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and see where does
the drywall give in?
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Now, luckily, it's only
a small section..."
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♪ So lost in darkness
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♪ In and out of selfishness
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♪ Hoarding all my dreams
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♪ Was just no way to be
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♪ Then you gifted me
such a precious thing
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♪ A chance to be someone
who deserved love
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♪ When I heard
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♪ A single tear
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- Close enough.
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♪ It showed me what
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♪ A single tear
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♪ Real strength could be
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♪ A single tear
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♪ As a single teardrop fell ♪
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What the hell?
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Oh, piece of shit drill,
motherfucker!
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Ow!
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Oh, God!
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How's it going,
Mr. Koch?
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Change of pace, huh?
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Something like that.
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How's a guy like you
planning to survive out here?
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I'll figure it out.
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Can't imagine there's
much of a nightlife.
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No fancy supper clubs.
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No strippers
to woo clients with.
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Uh, there's plenty
of strippers.
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00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:23,354
I just don't have any
clients left to woo.
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True.
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Which begs the question,
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how exactly can you
afford this place?
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Good old Liz.
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Yeah. I like her.
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Smart woman.
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How's she accepting
this change?
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She will keep her
company running
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and she'll commute
once the baby's born.
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You know, it's not like
our life's over.
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It's just...
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...it's maturing.
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It'd better be, Don.
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Feds cut you one hell
of a sweetheart deal,
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all things considered.
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Be a shame if you
fucked it all up again.
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That it?
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Yeah.
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That's the last of it.
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That's a beautiful church.
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Oh, shit!
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You gonna be okay?
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Don't shit in the house.
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Goddamn machine
likes to eat balls.
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You hungry or thirsty?
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Both.
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Cocktails I have
some control over.
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Food can be hit or miss.
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Well let's start
with a drink, then.
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Smart man.
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It's not bad.
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I'll quote you
in the next ad.
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So, uh,
are you visiting or lost?
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Resident.
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I, uh, just bought the house
on Saul and Circle.
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What?
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You queer?
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Excuse me?
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It's a simple question.
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Yeah, I'm about
to have a kid.
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What kind of
a question is that?
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Easy, Don.
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Gay people
can have kids, too.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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I know that.
I...
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I'm happily married.
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Of course, you are.
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I'm sorry.
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That house just seems to be
bad news for straight men.
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Uh, but, uh,
I'm sure you'll be fine.
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How about a shot?
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You've got a real fucked up
way of welcoming people
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to the neighborhood,
Geary.
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Cooper!
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Cooper!
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Cooper?
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Shit!
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00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,967
You really suck,
you know that?
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You know,
Cleo and Jason
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brought up the Hyde Park
Project again.
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So frustrating
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to keep having
to telling them no.
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You know what I also hate?
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Having to pee all the time.
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God, if these things
get any more swollen
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I won't be able to
stand up straight.
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So, how is it going
over there?
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Great.
I got a ton done today.
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I'm feeling positive
about it.
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That's wonderful, babe.
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How's the kitchen
shaping up?
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Well, I actually
didn't make it
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into the kitchen today,
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but it is the first thing
on tomorrow's list.
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Are you sure you
don't need some
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extra hands, babe?
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I'm sure, Bunny.
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Everything's going fine.
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Don't forget Milo's
coming up this weekend.
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But if you wanna help,
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you can do me a favor
right now.
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What's that?
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00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,880
Just tilt that
phone down to those
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beautiful boobs
one more time.
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That's all you get
until I see a finished kitchen.
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All right.
Good night.
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Mwah!
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Hi, Daddy.
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I've been such a naughty,
naughty girl.
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00:18:19,538 --> 00:18:22,475
You always know
exactly how to treat me.
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Oh, I'll do whatever
you say, Daddy.
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00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:30,613
Are you gonna punish me?
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00:18:30,615 --> 00:18:31,784
Hi, Daddy.
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I've been such a naughty,
naughty girl.
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Hey, hey, out!
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That looks terrific.
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Old pipes.
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00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:05,178
They don't look so old.
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00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:11,282
Can I help you
with something?
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00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:13,216
I just like it here.
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00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,051
- What?
- The house.
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It's usually empty.
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Oh, well, I bought it.
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So it's not empty anymore.
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Hmm, shame.
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00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:29,766
Uh, I'd better get
back inside.
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Sure.
No problem.
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See you around.
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♪ Distill
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♪ Distill
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00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:41,174
♪ Break them all down
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♪ Distill
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00:21:46,078 --> 00:21:49,316
♪ Distill
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00:21:51,383 --> 00:21:56,221
♪ Tear them all apart
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♪ Distill ♪
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Fuck!
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00:23:54,239 --> 00:23:58,111
Oh, Christ.
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00:24:22,868 --> 00:24:24,337
Still smoke, Dad?
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00:24:26,971 --> 00:24:28,871
And in here,
we will change this wallpaper
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00:24:28,873 --> 00:24:31,308
to something
a lot less hideous.
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00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:32,812
Who's "we?"
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My wife and I.
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00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:41,584
Are you sure?
It's very retro.
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00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,489
You might end up
regretting it.
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00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:47,090
Uh, well, I'll let you know
if we lose any sleep over it.
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00:24:47,092 --> 00:24:49,963
A man who never
second-guesses himself, huh?
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00:24:50,996 --> 00:24:52,165
What's this?
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00:24:53,098 --> 00:24:54,298
Now, this...
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00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,965
This is retro.
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00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:58,837
A tiny closet?
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00:25:16,322 --> 00:25:18,621
Please tell me you guys
are keeping this.
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Entire reason
I bought the house.
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00:25:20,426 --> 00:25:22,395
You have great taste.
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00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,534
What's in here?
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00:25:31,937 --> 00:25:33,337
- White?
- Oh, you got me.
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00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:34,503
The wife picked it out.
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I think it was called
"French Vanilla"
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or something like that.
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It's supposed to be
next year's trendy color.
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Hmm.
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00:25:42,948 --> 00:25:45,118
Anything else
you wanna show me?
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Can you do me a favor?
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00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:59,329
What's that?
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00:25:59,331 --> 00:26:00,664
Choke me.
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00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:02,302
Hmm.
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00:26:30,094 --> 00:26:32,297
This dress looked
better on the floor.
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00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,636
That was even better
than I hoped for.
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00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:59,255
Oh, don't look
at me like that.
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00:26:59,257 --> 00:27:00,425
I earned that.
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00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:01,752
That is insane!
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00:28:01,754 --> 00:28:04,754
I know.
Well, check this out.
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00:28:04,756 --> 00:28:07,256
What the hell is that?
260
00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:09,559
I don't know.
Bleachers?
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00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:12,195
Hey, maybe they heard about
how hot our sex life is
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and had them installed,
huh?
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00:28:13,364 --> 00:28:15,398
Oh, my God.
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00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,134
I just don't understand
how you missed this
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00:28:17,136 --> 00:28:18,404
during the appraisal.
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00:28:20,038 --> 00:28:22,472
You were here too,
and these weren't.
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00:28:22,474 --> 00:28:24,541
I'm gonna call
the real estate agent.
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00:28:24,543 --> 00:28:25,408
Why?
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00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:27,244
What is she going to do?
They're here.
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Because I want them gone.
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The ceiling repair is gonna
cost time and money
272
00:28:30,448 --> 00:28:32,049
- and we should be compensated.
- Bunny...
273
00:28:32,051 --> 00:28:34,150
Bunny, relax, okay?
This is an easy fix.
274
00:28:34,152 --> 00:28:36,419
It's probably just
a shoddy patch, all right?
275
00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:37,554
No structural damage.
276
00:28:37,556 --> 00:28:39,488
Me and Milo can tackle this,
no problem.
277
00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:41,524
Trust me, okay?
278
00:28:41,526 --> 00:28:42,560
I trust you, babe.
279
00:28:42,562 --> 00:28:43,659
I just don't want you
to bite off
280
00:28:43,661 --> 00:28:45,364
more than you can chew.
281
00:28:49,567 --> 00:28:51,636
Eh, I should have got
a dumpster.
282
00:29:20,198 --> 00:29:21,633
What you doing?
283
00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:25,069
You know me,
284
00:29:25,071 --> 00:29:28,241
I'm just working hard,
cranking away.
285
00:29:28,739 --> 00:29:30,543
Sounds fun.
286
00:29:31,176 --> 00:29:32,611
Want some help?
287
00:29:33,344 --> 00:29:34,644
Nah.
288
00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:36,245
Doing a bunch of
heavy lifting in here.
289
00:29:36,247 --> 00:29:38,215
I got this.
290
00:29:38,217 --> 00:29:40,119
Okay.
291
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:48,224
Look, last night
was super-hot,
292
00:29:48,226 --> 00:29:49,725
but we shouldn't.
293
00:29:49,727 --> 00:29:51,261
You know, I got to get
this place tip-top
294
00:29:51,263 --> 00:29:52,728
before the wife
and baby get here,
295
00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:54,598
and there's still, like,
296
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,669
a laundry list
of things to do.
297
00:29:57,703 --> 00:30:01,140
True, but that's later.
298
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,609
What about right now?
299
00:30:11,816 --> 00:30:14,120
I can't.
I'm sure you understand.
300
00:30:16,588 --> 00:30:18,388
Sure.
301
00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:20,293
I understand.
302
00:31:06,604 --> 00:31:08,571
Hey, Tiger.
303
00:31:08,573 --> 00:31:10,877
- Jesus...
- Shh.
304
00:32:29,353 --> 00:32:30,389
What the fuck?
305
00:33:39,358 --> 00:33:41,360
It's Saturday, idiot.
306
00:33:42,627 --> 00:33:43,996
Nice doorbell.
307
00:33:45,096 --> 00:33:48,933
Well, that's certainly creepy.
308
00:33:49,601 --> 00:33:52,004
You don't know
the half of it.
309
00:33:52,737 --> 00:33:55,138
Did you freaks pay extra
for that feature or...
310
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,473
Shut up, dick.
311
00:33:56,475 --> 00:33:57,573
We didn't know
this was there.
312
00:33:57,575 --> 00:33:59,475
Well, I don't know, man.
313
00:33:59,477 --> 00:34:01,677
Turn the attic
into a guest room.
314
00:34:01,679 --> 00:34:04,816
Airbnb it,
charge a fortune to watch.
315
00:34:05,617 --> 00:34:06,849
This is gone
by the weekend
316
00:34:06,851 --> 00:34:09,622
or there's not gonna be
a wife left to watch.
317
00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:12,155
Well, for the sake
of your kid,
318
00:34:12,157 --> 00:34:14,557
we better get to work.
319
00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:16,091
Where are your tools?
320
00:34:16,093 --> 00:34:17,662
Right there.
321
00:34:18,963 --> 00:34:20,863
That's it?
322
00:34:20,865 --> 00:34:22,631
You plan on renovating
an entire house
323
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,533
with a Swiss army knife?
324
00:34:24,535 --> 00:34:26,505
What?
Is that not enough?
325
00:34:28,407 --> 00:34:29,975
No.
326
00:34:41,787 --> 00:34:43,622
Lift.
327
00:34:46,957 --> 00:34:48,825
- You good?
- Yeah.
328
00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:50,160
All right.
Here we go.
329
00:34:50,162 --> 00:34:51,861
How's the firm anyway?
330
00:34:51,863 --> 00:34:52,695
Shit.
331
00:34:52,697 --> 00:34:55,532
New regulations
got us by the balls.
332
00:34:55,534 --> 00:34:57,633
You got out
at the right time.
333
00:34:57,635 --> 00:35:00,003
Maybe not gracefully,
but, you know?
334
00:35:00,005 --> 00:35:01,838
You still making money,
at least?
335
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,905
Not as much.
336
00:35:02,907 --> 00:35:05,207
Have to work
twice as hard for it.
337
00:35:05,209 --> 00:35:07,142
Need to find a Liz
for myself.
338
00:35:07,144 --> 00:35:09,211
It's a bad idea if you, uh,
339
00:35:09,213 --> 00:35:11,481
are afraid of hard work.
340
00:35:11,483 --> 00:35:13,682
Motherfucker, you don't
see me holding the other side
341
00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:16,151
of this heavy-ass drywall
above my head?
342
00:35:16,153 --> 00:35:17,820
Free of charge,
I might add?
343
00:35:17,822 --> 00:35:19,689
Hey, listen, all the money
I've made you,
344
00:35:19,691 --> 00:35:23,062
couple hours of gratis
isn't too much to ask.
345
00:35:24,796 --> 00:35:26,999
Well, you do have
a pretty nice house.
346
00:35:35,907 --> 00:35:38,778
What's next?
Applebee's?
347
00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:53,758
Is that the wife?
348
00:35:57,762 --> 00:36:00,562
You mean this modest
motherfucker didn't tell you?
349
00:36:00,564 --> 00:36:02,198
He basically ran Chicago.
350
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,501
King Don, we called him.
351
00:36:04,503 --> 00:36:05,702
I had a good run.
352
00:36:05,704 --> 00:36:06,637
Whoa.
353
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:09,905
You traded a penthouse
for a whorehouse?
354
00:36:09,907 --> 00:36:13,845
That might officially make
you the craziest man in town.
355
00:36:14,778 --> 00:36:16,713
Wait, what?
356
00:36:16,715 --> 00:36:19,048
Oh, he didn't tell you?
357
00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:21,584
King Don is the proud owner
358
00:36:21,586 --> 00:36:25,220
of Portsmith's former
house of ill repute.
359
00:36:25,222 --> 00:36:27,189
That was over
a hundred years ago.
360
00:36:27,191 --> 00:36:29,928
Well, might explain
some things, though.
361
00:36:30,595 --> 00:36:32,528
Speaking of pleasure,
362
00:36:32,530 --> 00:36:34,731
a little light on options
in here, isn't it?
363
00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:37,733
You move to the suburbs
to start a family,
364
00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:41,104
or because everyone thinks
you're an asshole.
365
00:36:41,106 --> 00:36:42,905
Right.
Because you're an asshole.
366
00:36:42,907 --> 00:36:45,008
Certainly there's a college
around here, right?
367
00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,843
Like, I saw one or two cute
girls walking around earlier.
368
00:36:47,845 --> 00:36:48,745
No college.
369
00:36:48,747 --> 00:36:52,916
But, uh, Gwen Martin
will be in later.
370
00:36:52,918 --> 00:36:54,082
Oh?
371
00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:55,551
Who's Gwen Martin?
372
00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:57,889
She runs an erotic
pottery class.
373
00:36:58,722 --> 00:37:01,090
She's a feminist, though.
374
00:37:01,092 --> 00:37:02,258
That's great.
375
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,229
I'm a feminist.
376
00:37:05,630 --> 00:37:07,131
Me too, son.
377
00:37:26,184 --> 00:37:27,950
Promise me you won't
say a word to Liz
378
00:37:27,952 --> 00:37:29,952
about last night.
379
00:37:29,954 --> 00:37:31,954
I swore to her
I wouldn't drink.
380
00:37:31,956 --> 00:37:34,189
Bro code, bro!
381
00:37:34,191 --> 00:37:35,725
Good man.
382
00:37:35,727 --> 00:37:37,260
My head's killing me.
I need coffee.
383
00:37:37,262 --> 00:37:38,128
You want some?
384
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,698
Your assistant
already brewed a pot.
385
00:37:48,974 --> 00:37:50,276
Morning, Don.
386
00:37:54,912 --> 00:37:56,646
What the hell
are you doing here?
387
00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:57,847
I stopped by.
388
00:37:57,849 --> 00:37:59,749
Milo let me in.
What's wrong?
389
00:37:59,751 --> 00:38:01,954
"What's wrong?"
Are you kidding me?
390
00:38:04,055 --> 00:38:06,122
All right.
Let's get something straight.
391
00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:09,024
This is my life...
392
00:38:09,026 --> 00:38:10,892
Sarah.
My name is Sarah.
393
00:38:10,894 --> 00:38:11,827
Great, Sarah.
394
00:38:11,829 --> 00:38:14,763
Look, I'm not
fucking around right now.
395
00:38:14,765 --> 00:38:17,265
It was a fun night,
don't get me wrong,
396
00:38:17,267 --> 00:38:20,035
but I don't ever wanna see you
here in my house ever again.
397
00:38:20,037 --> 00:38:22,204
You understand me?
398
00:38:22,206 --> 00:38:24,073
Sure, man.
399
00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:26,178
Don't make it weird.
400
00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:29,348
All good in here?
401
00:38:39,390 --> 00:38:40,890
What the fuck was that?
402
00:38:40,892 --> 00:38:43,291
Nothing. Nothing.
403
00:38:43,293 --> 00:38:44,292
Don't worry about it.
404
00:38:44,294 --> 00:38:47,195
Come on,
don't bullshit me, Don.
405
00:38:47,197 --> 00:38:47,930
What did you do?
406
00:38:47,932 --> 00:38:49,899
I didn't do anything,
okay?
407
00:38:49,901 --> 00:38:50,867
You're overreacting.
408
00:38:50,869 --> 00:38:52,934
You're standing there
threatening a woman
409
00:38:52,936 --> 00:38:54,906
and I'm overreacting?
410
00:38:55,407 --> 00:38:56,972
All right.
411
00:38:56,974 --> 00:38:59,841
Look, between you and me,
I fucked up, all right?
412
00:38:59,843 --> 00:39:00,943
I didn't go looking for it.
413
00:39:00,945 --> 00:39:03,312
I didn't ask for it,
I didn't even really want it.
414
00:39:03,314 --> 00:39:05,448
It just happened,
she came back.
415
00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,149
I explained to her
it was a mistake.
416
00:39:07,151 --> 00:39:08,151
It's not gonna be a problem.
417
00:39:08,153 --> 00:39:09,818
Can we just go to the
hardware store for...
418
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,187
How many times
are you gonna fuck up
419
00:39:11,189 --> 00:39:13,256
until you get a clue?
420
00:39:13,258 --> 00:39:16,091
Liz is pregnant.
That's your blood.
421
00:39:16,093 --> 00:39:18,727
And you're out here trying
to recapture your glory days
422
00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:22,198
while she's busting ass
to keep a roof over your head?
423
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,999
She's my friend, dude.
424
00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:26,401
What... How am I supposed
to look her in the eye now?
425
00:39:26,403 --> 00:39:28,204
Liz doesn't need
to find out, okay?
426
00:39:28,206 --> 00:39:30,707
Everything's gonna be fine.
427
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,274
When are you gonna start
thinking about someone
428
00:39:32,276 --> 00:39:33,209
other than yourself?
429
00:39:33,211 --> 00:39:37,113
Oh, fuck,
it is what it is, Milo, okay?
430
00:39:37,115 --> 00:39:38,881
If you can't handle it,
431
00:39:38,883 --> 00:39:41,352
don't be here
when I come back!
432
00:39:42,253 --> 00:39:44,256
Cooper!
433
00:40:44,014 --> 00:40:46,017
Of course not.
434
00:41:02,332 --> 00:41:04,135
You like my trick?
435
00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:07,269
Sarah, are you crazy?
I almost fucked you up.
436
00:41:07,271 --> 00:41:09,140
I'm just playing.
437
00:41:11,242 --> 00:41:14,343
Look, I'm sorry
Don's such an asshole
438
00:41:14,345 --> 00:41:16,448
but you need
to get out of here.
439
00:41:17,816 --> 00:41:19,284
Well, that's no fun.
440
00:42:14,606 --> 00:42:17,508
You wanna help me
or what?
441
00:42:34,157 --> 00:42:35,993
Milo?
442
00:43:12,963 --> 00:43:16,267
All right, dick,
you can come out now.
443
00:44:24,068 --> 00:44:25,401
Oh, it's been a killer
weekend, Bun.
444
00:44:25,403 --> 00:44:27,169
We got a ton done.
445
00:44:27,171 --> 00:44:28,169
Did Milo have fun
446
00:44:28,171 --> 00:44:28,970
or did you just
work him to death?
447
00:44:28,972 --> 00:44:31,173
He wanted to work
the whole time.
448
00:44:31,175 --> 00:44:32,173
Check this out.
449
00:44:32,175 --> 00:44:33,376
Wow.
450
00:44:33,378 --> 00:44:35,077
I'm seriously impressed,
Tiger.
451
00:44:35,079 --> 00:44:36,548
I told you not to worry.
452
00:44:38,448 --> 00:44:39,582
Wait, what was that?
453
00:44:39,584 --> 00:44:40,582
What?
454
00:44:40,584 --> 00:44:42,220
I just saw
something behind you.
455
00:44:44,255 --> 00:44:46,057
What are you
talking about?
456
00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:01,637
Don, don't mess with me,
is Milo still there?
457
00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:02,370
No.
458
00:45:02,372 --> 00:45:04,305
He had to head
back to work.
459
00:45:04,307 --> 00:45:05,744
Are you sure?
460
00:45:09,213 --> 00:45:10,512
I don't know.
461
00:45:10,514 --> 00:45:12,782
I thought I saw someone.
Now I'm getting freaked out.
462
00:45:12,784 --> 00:45:13,816
Well, you're not
the one who has to
463
00:45:13,818 --> 00:45:15,550
sleep here tonight,
Bunny.
464
00:45:15,552 --> 00:45:17,153
Check all this out.
465
00:45:17,155 --> 00:45:19,124
Wow, it looks great,
babe.
466
00:45:25,829 --> 00:45:27,162
Babe, if somebody else
was in here,
467
00:45:27,164 --> 00:45:29,330
Cooper would be
all crazy right now.
468
00:45:29,332 --> 00:45:30,765
Good point.
469
00:45:30,767 --> 00:45:32,267
You want I should
sleep with a hammer
470
00:45:32,269 --> 00:45:34,070
under my pillow tonight,
just in case?
471
00:45:34,072 --> 00:45:35,437
You probably better.
472
00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:37,342
I don't want to have to kill
someone when I get there.
473
00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:47,850
Are you okay?
474
00:45:47,852 --> 00:45:48,718
Yeah.
475
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,285
Yeah.
I'm just getting tired, babe.
476
00:45:50,287 --> 00:45:51,454
Well, rest up,
okay, babe?
477
00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:53,325
I'll call you tomorrow.
478
00:46:06,637 --> 00:46:08,640
What the fuck?
479
00:46:52,416 --> 00:46:55,253
Ah!
480
00:46:58,722 --> 00:47:00,724
How's it going, Don?
481
00:47:05,496 --> 00:47:07,365
You wanna talk about it?
482
00:47:11,269 --> 00:47:13,205
Nothing to talk about.
483
00:47:14,238 --> 00:47:16,405
Let's start with the house.
484
00:47:16,407 --> 00:47:18,376
How is she coming along?
485
00:47:18,943 --> 00:47:20,608
Just fine.
486
00:47:20,610 --> 00:47:22,443
Fine, huh?
487
00:47:22,445 --> 00:47:25,280
You know, when a woman
gets to be a certain age,
488
00:47:25,282 --> 00:47:28,283
she doesn't like to be
futzed with too much.
489
00:47:28,285 --> 00:47:30,521
Houses aren't that different,
I guess.
490
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:39,562
It's...
491
00:47:39,564 --> 00:47:41,363
It's been hard.
492
00:47:41,365 --> 00:47:43,798
I bet.
493
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,436
This house is a bitch.
494
00:47:48,872 --> 00:47:50,506
What's that mean?
495
00:47:50,508 --> 00:47:54,376
Well, just that certain
places have personalities,
496
00:47:54,378 --> 00:47:56,680
and sometimes they're rotten.
497
00:47:57,981 --> 00:48:01,152
It takes a real strong hand
to turn them around again.
498
00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:06,888
I'm trying.
499
00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,856
"Blessed is the man
who remains
500
00:48:08,858 --> 00:48:11,595
steadfast under trial."
501
00:49:26,871 --> 00:49:28,773
Hi, handsome.
502
00:49:40,550 --> 00:49:43,287
Coop?
503
00:50:12,650 --> 00:50:14,485
Cooper?
504
00:51:32,496 --> 00:51:34,631
- Sarah?
- Sarah, yeah.
505
00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:37,198
No last name?
506
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,834
I imagine she has one
507
00:51:38,836 --> 00:51:40,669
but I didn't check her ID,
okay?
508
00:51:40,671 --> 00:51:41,702
She lives
in the neighborhood,
509
00:51:41,704 --> 00:51:43,972
she won't stop
fucking with me!
510
00:51:43,974 --> 00:51:45,110
Look.
511
00:51:49,914 --> 00:51:51,680
And?
512
00:51:51,682 --> 00:51:52,814
And?!
513
00:51:52,816 --> 00:51:53,783
You see the dog, right?
514
00:51:53,785 --> 00:51:55,550
You think he jumped
into the goddamn dryer
515
00:51:55,552 --> 00:51:56,584
by himself?
516
00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:58,053
Did he turn it on, too?
517
00:51:58,055 --> 00:52:00,457
Come on, man.
It was her.
518
00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:04,926
Milo!
519
00:52:04,928 --> 00:52:06,562
Call me back.
520
00:52:06,564 --> 00:52:08,196
Look, I'll put the name
and the description
521
00:52:08,198 --> 00:52:09,030
in my report.
522
00:52:09,032 --> 00:52:10,899
But there's no signs
of forced entry,
523
00:52:10,901 --> 00:52:12,468
no evidence of a struggle,
524
00:52:12,470 --> 00:52:13,968
and you were sleeping
upstairs the whole time
525
00:52:13,970 --> 00:52:15,204
and didn't hear a thing.
526
00:52:15,206 --> 00:52:16,004
Oh, great.
527
00:52:16,006 --> 00:52:16,905
Well, thank you
for your service.
528
00:52:16,907 --> 00:52:19,541
Is this your idea
of law enforcement?
529
00:52:19,543 --> 00:52:21,510
You just poke your head
and you shrug your shoulders
530
00:52:21,512 --> 00:52:22,144
like a dipshit.
531
00:52:22,146 --> 00:52:24,546
You didn't do anything.
532
00:52:24,548 --> 00:52:27,519
Please let us know
if anything else comes up...
533
00:52:28,885 --> 00:52:29,920
King Don.
534
00:53:25,976 --> 00:53:28,680
I hate what you've done
with the place.
535
00:53:33,717 --> 00:53:35,052
I'm sorry.
536
00:53:37,621 --> 00:53:39,224
For what?
537
00:53:42,325 --> 00:53:47,564
I'm sorry for not being
honest from the start.
538
00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:51,135
I'm sorry for
treating you unfairly.
539
00:53:52,202 --> 00:53:55,707
I'm sorry for making
you feel unimportant.
540
00:53:56,941 --> 00:53:59,177
And most of all,
I'm sorry for threatening you.
541
00:54:01,211 --> 00:54:03,077
Wow.
542
00:54:03,079 --> 00:54:04,848
Did you rehearse that?
543
00:54:07,584 --> 00:54:09,553
I deserved that,
but no.
544
00:54:14,724 --> 00:54:15,791
I mean it, I'm sorry.
545
00:54:15,793 --> 00:54:19,361
I understand why
you feel so angry.
546
00:54:19,363 --> 00:54:20,928
Well, it's not
a very nice way
547
00:54:20,930 --> 00:54:23,001
to treat someone, Don.
548
00:54:24,068 --> 00:54:27,205
I hope you treat your wife
and kid better than this.
549
00:54:30,039 --> 00:54:32,643
I love my wife.
550
00:54:34,945 --> 00:54:37,247
And I wish I was stronger.
551
00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:43,721
To make all this up to you,
I got you something.
552
00:54:45,356 --> 00:54:47,959
A gift from a married man.
553
00:54:49,325 --> 00:54:51,295
Sounds a lot like a bribe.
554
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:58,135
If you're interested,
it's in the kitchen.
555
00:55:07,778 --> 00:55:10,646
I appreciate the apology,
Don.
556
00:55:10,648 --> 00:55:12,617
I don't want things
to get any uglier.
557
00:57:14,771 --> 00:57:16,037
Hey, Bunny.
558
00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:18,106
Hey, Tiger?
What you doin'?
559
00:57:18,108 --> 00:57:20,041
Oh.
560
00:57:20,043 --> 00:57:21,778
Just working.
561
00:57:23,046 --> 00:57:25,180
So, I got a text
from Milo.
562
00:57:25,182 --> 00:57:26,448
Oh, yeah?
563
00:57:26,450 --> 00:57:28,883
It was kind of weird.
He said we needed to talk.
564
00:57:28,885 --> 00:57:30,050
Any idea why?
565
00:57:30,052 --> 00:57:31,887
No,
I have no clue, babe.
566
00:57:31,889 --> 00:57:33,254
Don,
just be honest with me.
567
00:57:33,256 --> 00:57:34,856
Look, is the renovation
in trouble?
568
00:57:34,858 --> 00:57:36,193
Is that what it is?
569
00:57:37,293 --> 00:57:38,994
Did he see some things
that he thinks
570
00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:40,861
I should know about?
571
00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:43,166
No!
572
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,100
Tiger, calm down.
573
00:57:45,102 --> 00:57:47,269
Everything is fine, Liz!
All right?
574
00:57:47,271 --> 00:57:50,070
You're gonna throw this
in my face now?!
575
00:57:50,072 --> 00:57:52,006
I have no idea why
Milo called you,
576
00:57:52,008 --> 00:57:57,111
but please, by all means,
call him, find out.
577
00:57:57,113 --> 00:58:00,784
I'm busy.
I... I wanna get back to work.
578
00:58:08,157 --> 00:58:09,893
Shit!
579
00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:28,472
Sarah!
580
01:02:16,372 --> 01:02:18,608
What the fuck!
581
01:03:07,124 --> 01:03:08,325
Oh God!
582
01:03:30,347 --> 01:03:32,213
"You've reached the voicemail
of Officer Henry Baker
583
01:03:32,215 --> 01:03:33,515
of the Portsmith
Police Department.
584
01:03:33,517 --> 01:03:35,582
Please state your name,
number, and detailed message
585
01:03:35,584 --> 01:03:37,253
at the sound of the tone.
586
01:05:07,309 --> 01:05:09,880
Please stop!
587
01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:39,573
Why?
588
01:05:39,575 --> 01:05:41,843
Why are you
doing this to me?
589
01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:44,582
Stay away from me!
590
01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,497
Hello?
591
01:06:02,499 --> 01:06:04,599
Tiger?
592
01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:06,769
Cooper,
come here, boy.
593
01:06:08,838 --> 01:06:10,474
Hello?
594
01:06:18,782 --> 01:06:21,552
Cooper, come here.
595
01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:46,309
Absolutely not.
596
01:06:59,923 --> 01:07:02,593
Oh, Jesus, Don,
no dropcloth?
597
01:07:09,898 --> 01:07:13,036
Oh, Jesus, Don,
what did you spill here?
598
01:07:40,997 --> 01:07:44,501
What are you doing, Don?
599
01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:00,984
Oh my God.
600
01:08:45,027 --> 01:08:46,863
Come on, Donald.
601
01:09:21,263 --> 01:09:23,566
What are you up to?
602
01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:38,913
Jesus!
603
01:09:38,915 --> 01:09:40,517
I'm so, so, so sorry.
604
01:09:43,286 --> 01:09:45,019
Uh, I'm sorry,
can I help you?
605
01:09:45,021 --> 01:09:46,119
I didn't mean
to frighten you.
606
01:09:46,121 --> 01:09:47,654
My name is Sarah.
607
01:09:47,656 --> 01:09:48,991
I've been helping Don.
608
01:09:50,593 --> 01:09:52,092
Uh, hel... helping Don?
609
01:09:52,094 --> 01:09:54,595
I'm sorry, what does,
what does that mean exactly?
610
01:09:54,597 --> 01:09:56,867
You know, getting the house
ready for you.
611
01:09:57,767 --> 01:10:00,668
Because you're a carpenter?
612
01:10:00,670 --> 01:10:03,837
No, ma'am.
More like a gofer.
613
01:10:03,839 --> 01:10:06,606
"Drywall screws, boss?
Sure thing!"
614
01:10:06,608 --> 01:10:08,809
I'm an architecture nut.
Don couldn't say no.
615
01:10:08,811 --> 01:10:11,482
No. That definitely
isn't his strong suit.
616
01:10:13,049 --> 01:10:14,782
How long?
617
01:10:14,784 --> 01:10:15,983
I'm sorry?
618
01:10:15,985 --> 01:10:17,017
Your baby?
619
01:10:17,019 --> 01:10:19,055
How long till she's due?
620
01:10:19,789 --> 01:10:21,154
Uh, twelve weeks.
621
01:10:21,156 --> 01:10:23,791
If she's anything like me,
she'll be on time.
622
01:10:23,793 --> 01:10:25,696
If she's like her father,
much later.
623
01:10:26,295 --> 01:10:27,127
May I?
624
01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:28,731
Oh, I don't think so.
625
01:10:30,133 --> 01:10:31,602
Someone's here.
626
01:10:43,646 --> 01:10:44,779
Missus Koch?
627
01:10:44,781 --> 01:10:45,346
Yes?
628
01:10:45,348 --> 01:10:47,582
I'm Ellie Mueller.
629
01:10:47,584 --> 01:10:48,649
Can we talk?
630
01:10:48,651 --> 01:10:50,918
Let me guess,
you're the plumber?
631
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,921
Uh, no, darling,
I work across the street.
632
01:10:53,923 --> 01:10:55,826
But I do deal with
a lot of people's shit.
633
01:10:57,293 --> 01:10:59,327
That's right,
Don did mention you, sorry.
634
01:10:59,329 --> 01:11:01,796
Would, would you
like to come in?
635
01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:03,965
Why don't we chat
outside instead?
636
01:11:03,967 --> 01:11:06,836
Okay. Sure, just, uh,
give me a sec, okay?
637
01:11:10,173 --> 01:11:12,675
Hey, sorry to be rude
but, um...
638
01:11:13,142 --> 01:11:14,811
Hello?
639
01:11:17,045 --> 01:11:18,846
So how's Don doing?
640
01:11:18,848 --> 01:11:22,283
He looks tired,
but he's a workhorse.
641
01:11:22,285 --> 01:11:24,385
Where... where is he now?
642
01:11:24,387 --> 01:11:25,319
I'm not really sure.
643
01:11:25,321 --> 01:11:27,887
He must have just
taken the dog for a run.
644
01:11:27,889 --> 01:11:31,794
I, I should have called first,
but I wanted to surprise him.
645
01:11:33,228 --> 01:11:35,261
Would you say
it's a good marriage?
646
01:11:35,263 --> 01:11:38,164
I'm sorry?
647
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:39,166
Ah.
648
01:11:39,168 --> 01:11:40,368
This house has a history
649
01:11:40,370 --> 01:11:42,802
of bringing out
the worst in people.
650
01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:46,774
I just wanted make sure
you two are prepared for that.
651
01:11:46,776 --> 01:11:47,708
Right.
652
01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:49,176
Well, it, it clearly
needs a lot of work,
653
01:11:49,178 --> 01:11:51,044
but it's...
it's not that bad.
654
01:11:51,046 --> 01:11:52,779
I'm sure we'll manage.
655
01:11:52,781 --> 01:11:54,114
You never really know
until you start
656
01:11:54,116 --> 01:11:56,150
tearing a place up,
though.
657
01:11:56,152 --> 01:11:57,885
Uh-hmm.
658
01:11:57,887 --> 01:12:00,154
Well, thank you for your
concern, really, uh,
659
01:12:00,156 --> 01:12:02,288
but Don and I have been
through much worse,
660
01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:04,628
so we'll be fine.
661
01:12:34,456 --> 01:12:37,227
I am not creeped out
by this house one bit.
662
01:12:38,161 --> 01:12:41,965
I am in complete control
of my emotions.
663
01:12:43,098 --> 01:12:44,934
Just like Beyonce.
664
01:12:55,344 --> 01:12:57,714
Oh, Christ.
665
01:13:33,215 --> 01:13:35,419
Fuck this.
666
01:14:07,482 --> 01:14:09,182
Hi.
667
01:14:09,184 --> 01:14:10,720
I'm worried.
668
01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:23,500
My husband is a fuck-up.
669
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,333
Well, you're not the first
woman to say that
670
01:14:26,335 --> 01:14:27,935
about her husband.
671
01:14:27,937 --> 01:14:29,171
No.
672
01:14:30,205 --> 01:14:33,342
I don't mean he, uh,
leaves the toilet seat up.
673
01:14:36,278 --> 01:14:38,247
He, um...
674
01:14:40,215 --> 01:14:42,382
he defrauded his clients
675
01:14:42,384 --> 01:14:45,151
out of their
retirement funds.
676
01:14:45,153 --> 01:14:49,123
He barely avoided fifteen years
in a federal prison.
677
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,990
He cheated on me
678
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:53,894
while I was trying
to get pregnant,
679
01:14:53,896 --> 01:14:57,064
and then he insists
that buying this house
680
01:14:57,066 --> 01:14:59,936
was our second chance,
so, yeah.
681
01:15:00,836 --> 01:15:02,272
So why'd you stay?
682
01:15:05,907 --> 01:15:08,441
The alternatives
seemed worse.
683
01:15:08,443 --> 01:15:11,311
Life is a series
of choices.
684
01:15:11,313 --> 01:15:13,614
Cause and effect.
685
01:15:13,616 --> 01:15:16,617
Sounds like Don hasn't
learned that dynamic yet.
686
01:15:16,619 --> 01:15:18,485
I'm just scared.
687
01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:20,053
Oh, I'm scared
he's drinking again.
688
01:15:20,055 --> 01:15:22,125
He's probably drunk
right now.
689
01:15:23,425 --> 01:15:27,026
I think this house just
pushed him right over the edge.
690
01:15:27,028 --> 01:15:29,999
This house has a habit
of testing men.
691
01:15:30,532 --> 01:15:31,865
I've met families
who have lived there
692
01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:34,635
happily for years
and others
693
01:15:34,637 --> 01:15:37,171
who never make it a home.
694
01:15:37,173 --> 01:15:40,173
The difference seems to
come down to the character
695
01:15:40,175 --> 01:15:43,077
and determination
of the people moving in.
696
01:15:43,079 --> 01:15:45,115
Well, we're screwed, then.
697
01:15:46,648 --> 01:15:48,184
So what's the plan?
698
01:15:49,117 --> 01:15:51,017
I don't know.
Wait for him to come home,
699
01:15:51,019 --> 01:15:52,388
sober up.
700
01:15:53,555 --> 01:15:56,927
And then have a long,
honest talk about our future.
701
01:15:57,994 --> 01:16:00,197
You're a brave woman, Liz.
702
01:16:01,129 --> 01:16:03,263
You want my advice?
703
01:16:03,265 --> 01:16:04,465
Get your husband
and your baby
704
01:16:04,467 --> 01:16:06,836
far away from that house.
705
01:16:48,009 --> 01:16:49,512
Uh, excuse me?
706
01:16:52,013 --> 01:16:53,315
Don?
707
01:16:56,419 --> 01:16:58,252
Don?
708
01:16:58,254 --> 01:16:59,990
Jesus.
709
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,159
Welcome home.
710
01:17:05,161 --> 01:17:06,961
What the fuck
is going on here?
711
01:17:06,963 --> 01:17:08,162
A party.
712
01:17:08,164 --> 01:17:10,631
Where is my husband?
713
01:17:10,633 --> 01:17:12,466
Upstairs, I think.
714
01:17:12,468 --> 01:17:14,400
Cocktail?
715
01:17:14,402 --> 01:17:16,138
Fuck off.
716
01:17:17,473 --> 01:17:18,675
Don?
717
01:17:23,679 --> 01:17:25,282
Don!
718
01:17:35,223 --> 01:17:36,625
Don!
719
01:17:42,464 --> 01:17:44,166
Joining?
720
01:17:45,433 --> 01:17:47,070
No.
721
01:17:48,304 --> 01:17:49,569
Don?
722
01:17:49,571 --> 01:17:51,105
The show's already started.
723
01:17:51,107 --> 01:17:52,709
Go upstairs.
724
01:19:15,357 --> 01:19:17,093
Don?!
725
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:20,030
Don!
726
01:19:58,134 --> 01:19:59,702
Oh.
727
01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,157
Stop!
728
01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:24,561
Stop!
729
01:20:41,242 --> 01:20:42,879
Is the show over already?
730
01:20:59,661 --> 01:21:01,763
That's my girl.
731
01:21:39,802 --> 01:21:41,568
The male performers
wore costumes
732
01:21:41,570 --> 01:21:43,369
because the owner
felt the mix of erotic
733
01:21:43,371 --> 01:21:45,674
and grotesque heightened
the experience.
734
01:21:46,407 --> 01:21:47,873
He was right.
735
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:50,245
We were popular,
and the money flowed in.
736
01:21:50,745 --> 01:21:52,945
Some nights,
we'd work until dawn.
737
01:21:52,947 --> 01:21:55,649
It was too busy
to keep an eye on everyone.
738
01:21:55,651 --> 01:21:57,320
Even the innocent ones.
739
01:21:57,987 --> 01:22:00,290
Even the not-so-innocent.
740
01:22:03,392 --> 01:22:05,859
He played with her for months
and then killed her,
741
01:22:05,861 --> 01:22:07,627
dumping her body
at the train tracks,
742
01:22:07,629 --> 01:22:09,395
and the world moved on.
743
01:22:09,397 --> 01:22:12,735
Well, some of the world did.
744
01:22:14,737 --> 01:22:17,971
When he killed me,
my body never left the house.
745
01:22:17,973 --> 01:22:19,840
I was a star,
746
01:22:19,842 --> 01:22:23,010
loved by the men who
came through our doors,
747
01:22:23,012 --> 01:22:25,948
but not one of them
questioned my disappearance.
748
01:22:27,650 --> 01:22:31,454
All men really love
is the power you give them.
749
01:23:15,563 --> 01:23:17,432
Don.
750
01:23:18,866 --> 01:23:21,670
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
751
01:23:26,407 --> 01:23:28,510
I'm so sorry.
752
01:23:30,446 --> 01:23:32,381
I couldn't get them all.
753
01:23:33,715 --> 01:23:36,048
Don, baby?
754
01:23:36,050 --> 01:23:38,553
What happened to you?
What happened?
755
01:23:39,888 --> 01:23:41,020
Hey, look, look.
756
01:23:41,022 --> 01:23:42,855
I don't know what the fuck
is going on in this house,
757
01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:45,592
but we got to get
out of here right now.
758
01:23:45,594 --> 01:23:47,430
It's not that easy.
759
01:23:48,563 --> 01:23:50,465
What does that mean?
760
01:23:51,532 --> 01:23:52,966
Bunny, I fucked up again.
761
01:23:52,968 --> 01:23:55,435
What does that mean,
Don?
762
01:23:55,437 --> 01:23:58,538
I just...
I felt so small.
763
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,977
I just wanted to be
the man one more time.
764
01:24:02,643 --> 01:24:04,744
You understand that
don't you, Bunny?
765
01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:07,480
No!
766
01:24:07,482 --> 01:24:09,449
I don't!
767
01:24:09,451 --> 01:24:10,717
Bunny!
768
01:24:10,719 --> 01:24:12,052
I promise I can change.
769
01:24:12,054 --> 01:24:14,788
I promise it'll be different.
Bunny, look at me.
770
01:24:14,790 --> 01:24:18,758
Bunny, you just have to say
that you understand
771
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:19,860
and that it's okay.
772
01:24:19,862 --> 01:24:21,595
Please.
773
01:24:21,597 --> 01:24:25,034
It's not okay!
774
01:24:29,437 --> 01:24:31,106
I can change, Liz!
775
01:24:56,432 --> 01:24:57,565
I'm proud of you, Liz!
776
01:24:57,567 --> 01:24:59,969
Thought you weren't gonna
make it there at the end.
777
01:25:15,517 --> 01:25:17,450
Hey, Liz.
778
01:25:17,452 --> 01:25:18,987
Liz!
779
01:25:59,061 --> 01:26:00,530
Nope!
780
01:27:04,192 --> 01:27:06,028
You did good.
781
01:27:07,896 --> 01:27:08,694
I'd offer you some,
782
01:27:08,696 --> 01:27:10,696
but it isn't the
seventies anymore.
783
01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:13,233
You knew?
784
01:27:13,235 --> 01:27:15,101
Yeah,
785
01:27:15,103 --> 01:27:17,837
I watch this house
and it watches mine.
786
01:27:17,839 --> 01:27:20,640
Why the fuck
didn't you warn us?
787
01:27:20,642 --> 01:27:23,275
Life is a series
of choices, Liz.
788
01:27:23,277 --> 01:27:25,311
You can't talk someone
into doing the right thing
789
01:27:25,313 --> 01:27:27,146
or the wrong thing.
790
01:27:27,148 --> 01:27:28,882
I couldn't keep someone
out of this house
791
01:27:28,884 --> 01:27:31,117
any more than
those girls inside
792
01:27:31,119 --> 01:27:33,252
could keep someone
out of mine.
793
01:27:33,254 --> 01:27:36,791
Need to lay the options out
and see what they choose.
794
01:27:37,358 --> 01:27:39,528
A test.
795
01:27:40,128 --> 01:27:41,764
Exactly.
796
01:27:42,863 --> 01:27:45,268
Well, it seems like
a pretty shitty game.
797
01:27:46,668 --> 01:27:47,969
It is, kiddo.
798
01:27:48,970 --> 01:27:50,973
But I didn't make the rules.
799
01:29:21,463 --> 01:29:23,832
Hello, my little angel.
800
01:29:25,166 --> 01:29:27,303
You don't wanna
sleep at all, do you?
801
01:29:28,737 --> 01:29:31,007
After your nap,
we're gonna go to the park.
802
01:29:32,073 --> 01:29:33,075
Would you like that, huh?
803
01:29:39,246 --> 01:29:40,915
I love you so much.
804
01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:15,450
That's my girl.
805
01:30:18,152 --> 01:30:20,986
♪ Ought to know
what a liar I am
806
01:30:20,988 --> 01:30:22,892
♪ Ought to know me by now
807
01:30:22,894 --> 01:30:23,823
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808
01:30:23,825 --> 01:30:26,391
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809
01:30:26,393 --> 01:30:30,165
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for my wrongs
810
01:30:32,534 --> 01:30:34,769
♪ Just a bad penny
811
01:30:35,269 --> 01:30:37,706
♪ I always come back to you
812
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:40,306
♪ Just a bad penny
813
01:30:40,308 --> 01:30:42,912
♪♪
814
01:30:52,454 --> 01:30:55,020
♪ Just a bad penny
815
01:30:55,022 --> 01:30:57,990
♪ I always come back to you
816
01:30:57,992 --> 01:31:00,228
♪ Should have known
you couldn't trust me
817
01:31:01,196 --> 01:31:03,432
♪ As far as you could throw me
818
01:31:07,134 --> 01:31:08,937
♪ Couldn't throw me too far
819
01:31:09,537 --> 01:31:11,173
♪ Just a bad penny
820
01:31:12,941 --> 01:31:15,244
♪ Couldn't throw me too far
821
01:31:17,179 --> 01:31:19,578
♪ I think I fucked
your girlfriend once
822
01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:22,414
♪♪
823
01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:24,818
♪ Maybe twice,
I don't remember
824
01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:27,188
♪ Then I fucked all your
friend's girlfriends
825
01:31:28,156 --> 01:31:29,992
♪ Now they hate you
826
01:31:30,892 --> 01:31:32,361
♪ Just a bad penny
827
01:31:33,361 --> 01:31:35,231
♪ Just a bad penny
828
01:31:36,231 --> 01:31:37,967
♪ Such a bad penny
829
01:31:39,034 --> 01:31:41,967
♪ A bad bad penny
830
01:31:41,969 --> 01:31:44,436
♪ Ought to know
what a liar I am
831
01:31:44,438 --> 01:31:46,808
♪ Ought to know me by know
832
01:31:47,474 --> 01:31:49,477
♪ Such a bad penny
833
01:31:50,211 --> 01:31:52,481
♪ A bad bad penny
834
01:31:53,147 --> 01:31:55,614
♪ Ought to know
what a liar I am
835
01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:57,887
♪ Ought to know me by now ♪
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