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I need a report of trespassing incident

on my property I came home notice

someone walking outside my boy house

somebody broke in oh no sir too dark not

five minutes ago

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anything

now my glasses off dude

you're just Lucas no we're coming

yeah of course he knows we're coming

and what about them can you be awesome

that's beautiful up there I can't wait

to play Scott down guitar

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you know go fish you're gonna be gone

is that my jacket this is my champion

jacket the one you wish you had no

that's the one I gave you

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boom time Cole hey ya guys reading is

listening couple house rules alright

there aren't a lot but uh keep the

volume done yes and no smoking in the

house that's a little early for that you

think I'm on vacation

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where's Lucas nice probably by the lake

where can we meet

yeah you listen bedrooms are upstairs

right pick whatever one you want Hey

look we need some firewood cut you have

a chainsaw oh yeah

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one day soon Mascherano come on

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got a moist I know why your bad

all right let's just realize what who

you're talking no one's mad CJ but it's

just funny you're still wearing that

what's so important about that

what's so important MVP that's what's

important

it was our championship game it's really

no big most valuable player it is a big

deal it's the biggest deal in the game

in the sport when when you're the

coach's son I guess that I understand

you say I look like when we get real fun

what do you say we take this upstairs

good things come in time J you to do

room okay that John line it's so hot

alright is there any scene here relax

guys

I got a better idea something better

than an air-conditioned

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this trip is gonna be one to remember

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hey Billy Bob and notice the lights

weren't working inside yeah I'm gonna

say wha

look I don't know how to happen but you

think you can fix it give my best shot

thanks man

wait think you're going

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you shall face keys you want to verify

eyeball when I was

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LR looks too cold man are you going in

there hey told you no smoking you look

like a deflated balloon all right that

should be dry enough good trouble hey

you guys fix that yet just about done

hey you need a beer and I think you need

one sit where is mine thanks hey yeah we

got enough firewood right do you see

this yeah we got enough yeah all right

well let's drink some beer all right now

it's a party

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the [ __ ] you laugh-in at man because

where's the joy yeah here you put it in

the fire I finished it up once it came

to me I I burned that doobie and put it

in the fire what do you want me to say

okay well I'm playing catch on big old

fish in the morning why is he so loving

to take well you kind of recognize him

but like not in a bad way it's

ridiculous no matter what it's me it's

me since day one he's been on my ass I'm

fed up with this [ __ ] easy on me since

day one like I said and I did it day

after day after day Andy he doesn't like

me and I could care less cuz I care

about you and that's all that matters

check this out yo this fire is like the

universe man brings us together I was

your running back it's okay you're still

mad about the jacket

I deserve this jack and you know why

because when I carried you off the field

I carry the team to the victory and

that's why we check every one to show

you got the other day

- headphone jack mm-hmm try it out

ready

are you ready

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finish that thing Jeff Jeff yeah you

know we're gonna do a fire right we need

smallest what do you mean some more

beers is that all you do is drink I

actually do a lot how about you ask your

sister hey let's go get some beer yeah

good idea you're really killing me man

you gotta cool it hey I got a cool he's

just mad cuz I'm sleeping with his

sister hey dude we're at his house right

is the lake house alright let's just get

through tonight okay whatever I'll be on

him if anything happens what do you mean

this isn't any normal camp then this is

camp forest green formerly known as camp

blood

originally known as camp absolutely me

for throwing out but do because but

you're the one that did it

yeah well mom told me what am i doing

he's a lot why are you afraid of me cuz

he owns the cabin

nothing bad cuz I'm a [ __ ] bro we're

gonna go to bed

they got the right idea has anybody seen

Jed storms come thanks genius

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you know I told me back soon

keep playing your little game don't find

it weird that all of your friends are

missing

Pam I can't babysit everybody all right

you know what is Jayden jr. token Phoebe

and Jerry poke guess what we get it we

get it all talking about the [ __ ] out

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right

right up

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Holloway Haven the best place in the

world at least you won't be able to see

what I do your sister later okay I

expect you to hit me but you hit me

pretty damn hard I'll tell you that

pam-pam

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oh you know what I could go for right

now what [ __ ] cheese with vanilla ice

cream

I'll eat it I would eat it right now

especially it's like the best

take a big bowl of that man

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AG to take this movie

come on take the doobie man

so I'm gonna go find them guys cuz they

haven't been back in like ours now hurry

darkmount like we have to go find the

button right right Darren listen it's

pouring out there you can't go out there

man it is a big deal

Darren just stay all right I'll be right

back with that guys everybody man

Oh

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you had a comment pan you didn't have to

hit him yeah and it's not just that what

everyone's been missing for hours

they're fine I promise

makes you so sore because big old man

Lola is here to protect you I'm sorry

but CJ is an [ __ ] I mean walks around

all the time like he's a big shot on

campus there's a quarterback I mean I

get it but really

do you know what

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we gotta go we gotta go

I need you to get the fighters out of

the boathouse meet me there okay no just

do it okay

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I'll tell you what that was great

but I am hungry I was listening that

don't make me a sandwich you may have

been listen to it but this is not Sara

song

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how are you doing though they're kinda

like you're murdering a sandwich

you know I always promise show baby come

on

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that's the last Flair

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you

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