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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:48,387 See? 3 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:51,220 That's what I was going for, that one 4 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:53,803 fucking sentence I never ever wanted to hear again. 5 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,262 It doesn't matter if I talk about it or not. 6 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:59,303 I've been repeating myself for 20 years in this glitter, 7 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:02,012 dirt, and sequin system. 8 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:04,720 Can't stand it. 9 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:08,428 So you can imagine how freaking disgusted I am by all 10 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:13,887 the pseudo-experienced bastard around us, but never, 11 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:19,012 never being confronted to any real difficulties, 12 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:21,053 except maybe-- 13 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:23,053 maybe a rheumatism or a broken heart. 14 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,928 And then they're going to tell you how to live your life 15 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:27,553 and what's acceptable or not acceptable. 16 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,303 And you're not even a social taboo. 17 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,553 All you are is kitsch. 18 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:35,928 The only thing I can tell you is no. 19 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:40,042 They don't know anything, except maybe-- 20 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,500 oh, fuck. 21 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:58,375 This crazy fucking consciousness that, you know, 22 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:01,553 has to be all tidy and neat. 23 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:06,053 And when it's not tidy and neat, they take this brief jaunt 24 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,553 into some drug hell. 25 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:10,553 And-- and then they go to wild parties 26 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:16,762 and puke all over their fancy 1940s Gucci dress, 27 00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:17,637 and that's that. 28 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:21,220 I hate people. 29 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,637 Did they even have Gucci dresses in the '40s? 30 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,928 Is there something wrong? 31 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:27,928 No. 32 00:02:27,958 --> 00:02:30,095 Why are you being so aggressive? 33 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:31,803 I'm not aggressive, Alice. 34 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:32,845 Yes, you are. You're scared. 35 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,678 You're aggressive. And it's OK. 36 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:37,750 It's just a bit irritating. 37 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,178 Idiots. 38 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:46,333 Gigo, hurry up. This isn't a pilgrimage. 39 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,387 Fuck you, man. 40 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:55,292 Fuck you. 41 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:06,178 - Here, want a burger? - No. 42 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:08,262 Come, want some burger? 43 00:03:08,292 --> 00:03:10,208 No. 44 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:15,333 It's vegetarian. 45 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,928 Are you nervous or what? 46 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:24,845 We're making small talk and you're nervous? 47 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:29,928 Oh no. The Persian ladyboy pulled out his gun again. 48 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:32,303 Gimme a ghetto fist. 49 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:35,000 Ghetto fist. 50 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:38,178 Ghetto fist is the best, man. 51 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:41,053 There are so many gross guys out there. 52 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:44,262 They go to the toilet, pull their pants down, 53 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,637 - take a crap, - What's this shit? 54 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:50,012 wipe with one sheet of Goodwill toilet paper, 55 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:54,012 pull up their pants and leave without washing their hands. 56 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:57,958 So I won't shake hands. I only ghetto fist. 57 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,678 - Maybe prison will be really nice. - Nice? 58 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:52,137 It's going to be fantastic-- great food, 59 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,220 nice work activities. 60 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,220 Some sexy female tax dodgers. 61 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:55,970 Some sexy . 62 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,637 Exactly. 63 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:58,803 I need a cigarette. 64 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:05,720 drug-smuggling beauty queens from Mexico. 65 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,417 Maulwrfe. 66 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:11,720 - Huh? - Maulwrfe. Maul-wrfe. 67 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:14,553 It'sMaul-tiere,not-wrfe. 68 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:15,637 What? 69 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:15,887 Say it. 70 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:20,125 They're calledMaultiere, not Maulwrfe. 71 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:20,595 No. 72 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:21,345 - Maultiere.Say it. - No. 73 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,220 Say it. 74 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,137 No. 75 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:24,553 Say it, bastard. No, I won't. 76 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:26,095 Say it. Fuck off. 77 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,220 Yeah. - Say it! 78 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,053 No. 79 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:28,137 Maultiere... 80 00:05:28,167 --> 00:05:30,053 Whatever. 81 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:30,970 Whatever. 82 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,970 Please say it. 83 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:32,887 No, I won't. 84 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,470 - Please, for me. - Fuck off. 85 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,220 Tiere.Say Tiere. 86 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,470 Say . - No. 87 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,387 Yeah. 88 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:39,637 That's good. - Yeah. 89 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:40,553 Correction. 90 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,500 Uh-huh. 91 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:10,458 We should get married first. 92 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:15,375 Who's "we"? 93 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:57,792 Nobody knows all the trouble I've seen. 94 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:07,750 Nobody knows all the trouble. 95 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:17,208 Glory, glory, glory hallelujah. 96 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:27,667 Glory, glory, glroy hallelujah. 97 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:41,345 - Are you fucking crazy? - What are you yelling for? 98 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:43,387 Look at my fucking hair! 99 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:46,803 - So? You're self-confident. - I am not! 100 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,595 Neither am I. I've got my weird belly, 101 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:53,012 you've got your hair. Except it's super pretty. 102 00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:56,678 - Anika, what do you want? - I want you to count to 30, 103 00:07:56,708 --> 00:08:00,720 get up, dry your damn hair, and go to school! You promised, Mifti! 104 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:03,595 - What? - Start counting! 105 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:04,928 One, 106 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:10,458 two, three, four, five, six... 107 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:15,417 seven, eight, nine, ten... 108 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:19,470 - Keep going. - 16, 18... 109 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:23,553 19, 20, 21... 110 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:28,345 - So, 30 seconds are up. - Anika, no! Give me two more minutes! 111 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,137 - Please, please Anika! - What should I do? 112 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:33,928 Hit you till you get out of bed? 113 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:38,178 I'd really love to hit you, but unfortunately I can't, okay? 114 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,220 - You can. - No! 115 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:44,262 - You just have to set your mind to it. - I'm gonna puke. 116 00:08:44,292 --> 00:08:48,512 Stop pretending you've got post-traumatic stress disorder. 117 00:08:48,542 --> 00:08:53,387 You're not too depressed for school, you're lazy. You wantto rot! 118 00:08:53,417 --> 00:08:55,803 - I know your life is shit. - What? 119 00:08:55,833 --> 00:09:01,012 Justin Bieber's life was shit too. But he fixed his hair, and made millions. 120 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:04,928 - Now he's with Mila Kunis. - Bullshit. 121 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,803 Ashton Kutcher's with Mila Kunis. 122 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:13,208 Bieber just beat up Orlando Bloom 'cause she had an affair with him. 123 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:16,875 - So, are you going to school? - No. 124 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,262 - Anika! - Get up! I'm sick of this! 125 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,928 - Hey, hey, hey! - No! 126 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,387 - Ouch! - You're coming with me! 127 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:29,303 Anika, are you nuts? You stupid slut! 128 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,000 You're fucking crazy! 129 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:36,833 What are you crying for? 130 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:41,387 Classic. I get shot, and you die. 131 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:43,928 Just go to school, Mifti. Please. 132 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,250 Okay. 133 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:50,250 It's okay, you can stop crying. I'm going. 134 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:59,583 - Can I wear your jacket? - Which one? 135 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:04,250 The, the... What's it called? Duffle coat? 136 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:07,542 Of course. You don't have to ask. 137 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,667 - How's your arm? - Still a little swollen. 138 00:10:54,708 --> 00:10:58,178 - You can't be serious. - I don't have to go to school. 139 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:02,387 - This is the end. - Yup. Everyone's unconscious outside. 140 00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:07,417 - I don't believe you. - Doesn't matter. It's true. 141 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:13,553 - Nuclear war? - Chemical weapons, 142 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:17,845 - artificial intelligence, who knows? - Close the windows. 143 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,500 Too late! 144 00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:28,178 --oh, it may be so what is wrong with you. 145 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:34,637 Maybe say to you I can help you find little peace of mind. 146 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,637 You don't need to learn. 147 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,637 It's all in your mind. 148 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:45,667 Walk out that door, you're gone. 149 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:50,553 And I know never needed you. 150 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:57,083 Well, I'll follow you down the helipad for you. 151 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:26,762 Instead of potatoes, can I have noodles from that bucket? 152 00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:29,553 - Don't you mean bin? - Okay, from the bin. 153 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,095 - From which bin? - The third one from the left. 154 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:36,137 - You could've just pointed. - And dessert. 155 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,387 - You had dessert. - No, I didn't. 156 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:41,220 Bullshit. You already took a dessert. 157 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,000 - Are you mental? - Shut up. 158 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,803 Stand up, cunt, and take a bow. 159 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,792 - Excuse me? - Stand up, cunt, and take a bow! Now! 160 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,928 I'm sorry, Mrs. Pegler. 161 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:07,428 No, I'm sorry. It's not her fault I stick out here like a sore thumb. 162 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:12,095 - I said, "Stand up, cunt, and take"... - Don't repeat it! 163 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,637 I just stopped taking Citalopram. Now you know. 164 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:19,387 - Is that like Viagra? - For schizophrenia. - You know it? 165 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,762 - Yup. Been on Lorazepam for two months. - Bipolar? 166 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:26,220 - More like post-traumatic stress. - And borderline? 167 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,470 Then they don't have a clue. 168 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,803 Borderline is like unexplained abdominal pain. Total bullshit! 169 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:36,458 Trust me, borderline doesn't even exist. 170 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,542 What? 171 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,500 That totally hurt. 172 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,708 My God. 173 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,303 Yes? 174 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:01,887 Didn't you play the prostitute in Tatortlast week? 175 00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:04,667 No, that wasn't me. 176 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:08,917 - Yes it was. - Oh, okay. It was me. 177 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,595 I was good, right? The episode wasn't great, 178 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:16,303 - but I was good, right? - Shit, what's she doing here? 179 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,053 - Community service. - Yup. 180 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,678 - You'll feel like shit. - Fuck you. 181 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,845 - You'll feel like shit tomorrow. - I won't. 182 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,887 - You will... - You're dumb. I hate you. 183 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:32,470 Yeah, disturbing the peace. I screamed, "Palestine doesn't exist!" 184 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,553 It was a huge scandal. I almost had to leave the country. 185 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:41,833 - Because of "Palestine doesn't exist"? - And I was speeding. 186 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,625 So? 187 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:49,083 Drunk. 188 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,583 Without a license. 189 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,262 - I'll race you. - What? 190 00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:57,178 One, two, three... 191 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,917 Hey! You suck! 192 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,542 Out of the way! 193 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:15,167 Open up! Police! 194 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,303 - You must be the daughters. - Yes. Hello. 195 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,553 Come on. 196 00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:26,125 Peek-a-boo! 197 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,542 Well? 198 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,720 I'm the king of steel furniture. 199 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,387 And where'd you get that? 200 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,345 I had someone make it for me. 201 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:42,720 This Indonesian New Yorker. 202 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,637 No, that's different. 203 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:48,637 If you say that, and trace it back to social issues 204 00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:53,583 you end up denouncing third world people even more! 205 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:58,053 All I'm saying is that terrorism is an upper class pursuit. 206 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,887 No, Papa! No, no, no! 207 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:04,178 You're making terrorism out to be an acceptable career. 208 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:07,928 It is! And it's modern! Like consulting or web design. 209 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,845 That's the reality! Take Bin Laden. 210 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:14,595 Stockhausen calls him a video artist. And it's true. 211 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,553 - And Hitler's a mass culture icon. - Right! 212 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,803 You can see Stalin as a genius of modern art. 213 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:24,345 - Just look at Moscow! - How about some Chianti? 214 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:24,595 - Go fuck yourself! - Fuck you! 215 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,803 Man, fuck you! 216 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,428 - I didn't mean you. Sorry. - It's okay. 217 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,637 Fuck you! 218 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,220 Fuck you! 219 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,178 Fuck you! 220 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,678 Fuck you. 221 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,095 Fuck you. 222 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,345 No, fuck you. 223 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,720 Up your ass. 224 00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:39,970 Up your ass. 225 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,887 You're a cocksucker. 226 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:41,762 Yeah, Papa. 227 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,720 You're a cocksucker. 228 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,178 You're a dick brain. 229 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,220 Fuck you. 230 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,553 Fuck you. 231 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:52,012 Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. 232 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:55,012 Don't get so upset. 233 00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:58,012 I'm only saying this so it's less abstract. 234 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:02,512 Don't search for the causes of terrorism. There aren't any. 235 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:06,512 It's just the promise of making a career as terrorist. 236 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:12,053 If there's an opportunity for success, people take it. End of discussion. 237 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:16,137 - Where's your brother? - He's mad you blocked his cards. 238 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,720 Mad? Pissed off? Come on! 239 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,928 Paternal ass-kicks bring him closer to his goals. 240 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,792 What goals exactly? A nuclear family? Money? 241 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:29,250 The path is the goal. 242 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:35,262 Quit smoking, or you'll look like your Aunt Irmgard in no time. 243 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:37,762 - Your mom had a sister? - Several. 244 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:41,720 They all died of cancer in Castrop-Rauxel. 245 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,053 - Bad genes, darling. - Thanks, you too. 246 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:48,678 - How did it go, anyway? - What? 247 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,637 You know, the... 248 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:54,053 How embarrassing. What's it called again? 249 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,500 The urn burial of my mother? 250 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:04,375 Yeah, it was really nice. 251 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,595 ... like a teenager. 252 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:33,387 - I mean, Marky Mark was somebody we... - Grew up with. 253 00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:38,178 Right, we grew up with him. And he's an incredible actor! 254 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:42,512 Ever since "The Departed", I've been totally hooked on him. 255 00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:46,095 I saw "Shooter", too. I'm totally in love. 256 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,387 - Very nice. - If I wasn't married, 257 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:52,292 Marky Mark... I mean Mark Wahlberg... 258 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:07,500 You're in love with Mark Wahlberg? 259 00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:36,167 Hey. 260 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,762 - Hey! - What? 261 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:42,428 -The Internet isn't working. -You have to restart it. 262 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:45,803 - Do we have any bread? - Nope, just mold. 263 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:51,042 - Fish in the freezer or something? - Yes, but I wouldn't eat it. 264 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:57,167 - I know it's your birthday, don't worry! - It's not that, I'm just hungry. 265 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,303 - Cool robe! - Isn't it? 266 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:08,875 It was the lining of a silk robe Grandma sewed, but it got taken apart. 267 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,470 - No Champagne? - No, that's way too dangerous. 268 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,125 - No... - It is, terrible things can happen. 269 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:24,053 A cork broke through my friend's glasses. She got shards in her eye and went blind. 270 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,762 So, yeah. 271 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,345 That's not funny. 272 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,762 Happy birthday. 273 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,845 - Thanks. - Cheers, Mifti. 274 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,625 Excuse me? "Cheers"? 275 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:40,012 "Cheers"! "Good morning"! Where'd you learn that? 276 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:43,262 - What's up with you? - It's called being polite. 277 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:46,387 - Calm down. - I pick it up in everyday life. 278 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,762 - Calm down yourself, spaz. - Spaz. 279 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:52,208 Come on, people. Do I get a present? 280 00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,303 - Here, a new iPad. - Awesome! 281 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,470 - 0-0-0-7. - Thanks! 282 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:03,178 - What? - 0-0-0-7. The passcode. 283 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,762 0-0-0-7? 284 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,387 - There's an auction open. - Where? 285 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:12,178 Oh yeah. Look at this. What do you think? 286 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,220 I think it'd look good here, in the kitchen, 287 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,845 or in the hall when you come in. 288 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:21,262 You'd open the door and see one of those chairs. 289 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:25,512 - It'd be a real eye-catcher. - Why in the hall, and where? 290 00:21:25,542 --> 00:21:30,220 - At the end of the hall. An eye-catcher. - But where exactly? 291 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:35,137 - At the end of the hall when you come in. - You'd see it all the time. 292 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:38,887 - It'd add value to the flat. - "It'd add value to the flat." 293 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:43,012 This isn't the economics department. Who cares about value? 294 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:47,012 - Cancel. 37 minutes left. - Yes, cancel it. 295 00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:51,458 - You're the highest bidder. - Right from the start. 296 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:55,125 They're super cheap. 297 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,762 Take a look at these lines. 298 00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:03,887 This is the site... Hello? Hello? 299 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:08,595 Could you all please stay with me, stop talking, and take a seat? 300 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:13,637 This is the site where the worst barbarism in human history took place. 301 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:18,262 - Don't pretend you're not interested. - Auschwitz was way worse! 302 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:22,208 - It's true! - What you see before you 303 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,720 is a former neck shot execution facility. 304 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:29,887 It was a technique used in the Nazi era 305 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:33,428 to murder 8,000 victims in this camp alone 306 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:39,000 as inconspicuously as possible. They were lined up... 307 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:42,262 - You shouldn't smoke here. - Why can't we smoke? 308 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:46,387 - The trash is full of cigarette butts. - Because people 309 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:51,970 smoked here despite the ban, and then someone collected the butts. 310 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,428 Why are you pointedly taking out your cigarettes? 311 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,428 - What? We can't smoke here? - No, you can't. 312 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:02,928 Shit, what are we gonna do now? 313 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:06,470 We're going to leave the camp in a minute, 314 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,095 but first, please take a look 315 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,178 at that pedestal over there. 316 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:14,095 It marks the location of a building 317 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:19,345 where 600 people deemed biologically inferior were murdered. 318 00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,262 And they all died! 319 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:25,178 Mr. Kroschinske, maybe we really just needed a Fhrer. 320 00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:27,833 Excuse me? 321 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:33,345 Do you have a problem with the people here? The teachers? Did you get raped? 322 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:38,262 - No! What's the problem? - Your constant inappropriate behavior. 323 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:42,178 Okay, I said Fhrerat a camp. I wasn't thinking. 324 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:47,970 Now Mr. Kroschinske thinks you publically questioned his leadership. 325 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,667 And that's what bothers you about this? 326 00:23:53,917 --> 00:23:58,137 My grandpa was a leader: he was the last German lieutenant 327 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,762 released from Russian prison camp. 328 00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:04,512 For ten years, all they had to eat was boiled potatoes, 329 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:08,928 until he taught the Russians 17 other ways to cook them. 330 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:12,553 - Finally something new on the menu. - Right. 331 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,708 - Want a coffee? - Sure. 332 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:21,762 Your grandpa was a lieutenant. My grandfathers were in the Wehrmachttoo. 333 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:25,720 - And your other grandfather? - He was Russian. 334 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:29,803 Bred attack dogs for the Red Army. When Gorbachev took over 335 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:34,303 he doused himself with acetone and set himself on fire. 336 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:38,678 In the cucumber patch. My mom ran over, tried to extinguish him. 337 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,595 Is that a spider? 338 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:46,375 - Hey, Mrs. Pegler! - Sorry, that never happens to me! 339 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,833 Who are you? 340 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,553 - What are you doing in there? - Riding the train! 341 00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:12,970 - Where's it going? - To Barcelona! To fight! 342 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,887 Attack! 343 00:25:15,917 --> 00:25:18,928 - Whose kid is this? - No idea. 344 00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,512 Hey! Edmond! Edmond! 345 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:23,303 - You okay, neas? - Yup. 346 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:26,428 - Still wound up from ballet class? - Yup. 347 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,970 Edmond? 348 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,220 Chill. He's my friend's kid. She'll pick him up tonight. 349 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:36,387 - And what's that? - That's Vanessa. She's staying a week. 350 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:41,095 Don't leave her alone more than six hours. They're pack animals. 351 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:46,667 - Because they think their pack is gone? - Right, then they panic. 352 00:25:47,292 --> 00:25:50,512 Commander, set course for the second moon. 353 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:53,678 But we're headed right for that asteroid belt! 354 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:56,137 Come here, Vanessa. Come here! 355 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:59,667 High five! Again, high five! 356 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:04,053 - She's still hungry. Crazy! - She ate loads. 357 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:04,637 Now come on, spin. 358 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:05,637 Come on, spin! 359 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,512 Spin. 360 00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:07,428 All right. 361 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:08,012 Yeah. 362 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:10,428 - Why won't she spin for me? - No idea. 363 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:12,137 - Mifti, take the kid outside. - What? 364 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:13,137 High five. 365 00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:15,678 - Why me? - Because you got expelled from school. 366 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,667 We did it. 367 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:28,833 All the other mice built tunnels and things, 368 00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:32,625 but mine just sat on the roof... 369 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,375 doing nothing. 370 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,637 What I really wanted was a turtle. 371 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:46,303 But they live a really long time. 372 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:49,583 Yup. Mama didn't want that. 373 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:59,167 - And Best Supporting Actress goes to... - Could you turn it up, please? 374 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,958 Great, thanks. 375 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,250 Thank you. 376 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:16,167 Good evening. 377 00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:23,417 As many of you know, acceptance speeches are better left to your worst enemy. 378 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:28,803 Anyone can make a declaration of love with only their emotions at stake. 379 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:34,512 It only gets interesting when they have to pay for it. Not necessarily... 380 00:27:34,542 --> 00:27:38,470 with money. It could be their former existence, 381 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,542 their health or their life. Thank you. 382 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:48,137 Mifti, look. It's the photo you took of me last week. 383 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:52,000 - Where's your prize? - Oh, shit. 384 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:57,970 Bye! 385 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,887 Man, it was sogreat in there! 386 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:08,012 It totally wasn't boring, and it totally didn't last 48 hours. 387 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:10,803 I'll start by applying the white 388 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:14,720 in the inside corner, and now the highlight... 389 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,970 ... under the eyebrow. 390 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,262 - I don't have white! - Why is a 7-year-old putting on makeup? 391 00:28:21,292 --> 00:28:26,083 - ... with the white again... - But I don't have any white! 392 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,637 For the next step, we take the dark grey... 393 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:33,137 When the elephant goes to the disco... 394 00:28:33,167 --> 00:28:35,500 - Shut up! I have to concentrate. - When the elephant... 395 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,303 goes to the disco look how he... 396 00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,053 What elephant? 397 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:44,262 Don't hit me. Be nice to me. Ouch! 398 00:28:44,292 --> 00:28:47,470 - Please! - No! No! 399 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:51,792 - When the elephant goes to the disco... - Come on! 400 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,125 - It looks pretty good, huh? - It looks like shit. 401 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,208 It looks like crap. 402 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,845 - How does it look? - Great. 403 00:29:04,875 --> 00:29:07,345 It looks super pretty. 404 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:09,887 When the elephant goes to the... 405 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:12,678 You guys had sex when you were 15,14,13? 406 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:16,720 - Normally that'd provoke a reaction. - Like what? 407 00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,387 Scruples, maybe? 408 00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:22,845 But you're in love, irrational, and that'll last a few months. 409 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:27,345 But don't walk around like a bulldog just because she's a pervert. 410 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:31,500 - And that's her now. - Tell her I'm in the shower. 411 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,387 Mifti's in the shower! 412 00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:37,625 Where are you? My battery's dead! 413 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,887 Yeah, okay. 414 00:29:40,917 --> 00:29:43,417 See you soon. 415 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,595 - Is that your dead mom? - It's Julianne Moore. 416 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,428 - Who? - You don't know Julianne Moore? 417 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:54,762 - Nope. - Have you ever seen a movie? 418 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:57,970 Nope. I just don't have the patience. 419 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,053 Alice, the mob boss... Where'd you meet her? 420 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,720 In the supermercado. 421 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:07,053 - Classic! - Hey, you guys look hot! 422 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:10,470 - What did he just say? - "You guys look hot." 423 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,387 - What did you say? - Hot. 424 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:16,500 - What's hot? - You. 425 00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:19,387 You stupid asshole! I'll kill you! 426 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:22,595 Go on, run, you little whore! 427 00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:25,845 Run, you little slut! I'll kill you, asshole! 428 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:29,250 Show us respect, you fuck! 429 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,625 Run! 430 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,220 Could you help me with the chicken? 431 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:39,500 I don't know which one to buy. 432 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:42,845 Are you talking about chicken? 433 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:43,928 Yeah. 434 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:49,845 Um, can you help me with, uh, chicken? 435 00:30:49,875 --> 00:30:56,875 Um, I don't know what chicken I have to buy. 436 00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:59,553 And how should I know whether your mother wants chicken 437 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,303 soup or roasted chicken? 438 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:04,178 My mother's brain dead. 439 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,512 That's what I thought when I was your age. 440 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:07,512 No, seriously. 441 00:31:07,542 --> 00:31:09,095 Brain dead in hospital. 442 00:31:09,125 --> 00:31:11,417 Cardiopulmonary bypass. 443 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:20,375 Me and the devil walking side by side. 444 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,250 - Hello? - Hey, where are you? 445 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:28,553 We can't find it! Where are you? 446 00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:31,792 - We can't find it. - In front of you. 447 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,137 Aren't you gonna ask? I won! 448 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:38,262 - Where's the prize? - I lost it. 449 00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:40,720 - I don't know you. - I'm Olli. 450 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:42,845 - Fancy that! - You know him? 451 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,417 From the supermarket? 452 00:31:50,917 --> 00:31:53,875 So, what are your hobbies? 453 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:01,542 When love goes, hobbies remain. 454 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,928 That's pretty. 455 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:06,500 Did you make it up? 456 00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:08,887 No, Goethe did. 457 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:11,053 So where's your fianc? 458 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:13,845 - Why? - She should know about our affair, 459 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:17,928 and that you just gambled away your restaurant empire. 460 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:21,250 Yeah, maybe she should. 461 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:27,053 Are you crazy? That's a narcotic! 462 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:29,803 - You know it can narcotize you! - Or not. 463 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:33,958 If you get narcotized, you stop breathing! 464 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,803 Then you don't get any oxygen, and that's bad! 465 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:43,845 - There's no way I'm marrying you. - Waste and squander your lives, 466 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:48,845 until you... until death jumps in your faces, you bastards! 467 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:51,803 Gloria, you know what my daughter does... 468 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,845 - Fuck you! - ... when she's mad? 469 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:58,417 - She screams "Fire!" And "Rape!" - Shut up! 470 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,708 Plus her hair's on fire. What are you laughing about? 471 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:08,553 - Not bad. - Why are you laughing? 472 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:11,583 You horrible actors. 473 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:18,053 You dirty little actors. 474 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,970 - Totally! - But that thing about your... 475 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,042 I'll just go. 476 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:28,928 I feel like I'm coked up to my eyeballs. 477 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:31,958 I'm always chopping the stuff. 478 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,220 That's how I am. 479 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:55,387 I'm just the best person. A good person. 480 00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:58,262 Then you know what she does? How she is? 481 00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:02,428 She opens the fucking door and forgets that she's called. 482 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:06,792 Then she says, "Hmm, all I ate today was a kiwi." 483 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:24,637 Hey there. 484 00:34:24,667 --> 00:34:27,345 - You bored? - A little. 485 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:30,720 Look. Can I interest you in a... 486 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:34,333 - ... pop-up zebra? - Feel like kissing me? 487 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:37,178 - You feel like kissing me? - Somehow, yeah. 488 00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,345 Well, gosh. Then just do it. 489 00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:42,417 Let me finish my cigarette. 490 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:47,958 - I'm going to the bathroom. - Have fun. 491 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,387 Where's our teenager... 492 00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:13,917 ... son? Where's our teenage son? 493 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,595 I washed glasses here once. 494 00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:38,220 Drunk out of my mind. 495 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:41,167 I sliced my hand right open. 496 00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:32,125 MUSIC - "WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GIRL" 497 00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:48,625 When I was a young girl, I used to seek pleasure. 498 00:38:55,583 --> 00:39:02,583 When I was a young girl, I used to drink ale. 499 00:39:10,042 --> 00:39:17,042 Right out of the ale house and into the jailhouse. 500 00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:35,958 Right out of the barroom and down to my grave. 501 00:39:52,417 --> 00:39:56,042 Right down to my grave. 502 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:04,762 Come, Mama. 503 00:40:04,792 --> 00:40:08,637 Come, Papa. 504 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:12,667 Sit you beside me. 505 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:16,512 Come, Mama. 506 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,000 Come, Papa. 507 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:24,833 Pity my case. 508 00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:31,208 'Cause my head, it is aching. 509 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:38,042 My heart, it is breaking. 510 00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:47,833 My body's outdated, and I'm bound to die. 511 00:40:56,042 --> 00:41:00,167 Oh, it's light. It's light out. 512 00:41:02,375 --> 00:41:05,178 I can't walk anymore. 513 00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,678 I'll stay here. Just leave me here. 514 00:41:07,708 --> 00:41:11,387 - No, no, no. - I'll curl up right here, and sleep. 515 00:41:11,417 --> 00:41:14,512 Good night. Take care. I love you guys. 516 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:17,708 Get up! 517 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:26,708 I can't carry you. 518 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:34,792 We totally need more cocaine if we want to make it home. 519 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:44,803 - Hey! - Shit. Facebook isn't working. 520 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:49,345 - We have to go to the radio tower. - No! Not to the radio tower! 521 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:52,458 Please! Not to the radio tower! 522 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:57,083 - Oh no, a hurdle! Jump it! - No, we'll go through it. 523 00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:02,470 Why do we have to go to the radio tower? I don't get it. 524 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,708 Because Facebook isn't working? 525 00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,637 Alice. 526 00:43:26,667 --> 00:43:29,250 Open the door. 527 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:37,417 Sorry. 528 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:24,637 - Where were you? - I don't know. 529 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:27,012 You were gone three days! Tell me! 530 00:44:27,042 --> 00:44:29,845 - The neighbors. - Tell me where you were! 531 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,583 I really don't know. 532 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:40,887 Maybe you should... 533 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:43,095 ... go see somebody again. 534 00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:48,208 It can be really helpful sometimes, just to... I don't know. 535 00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:54,833 - See somebody? - An analyst or life coach, or something. 536 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:59,125 Sure, if it helps you. 537 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,792 You can get used to little sleep. 538 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:31,220 You can boost creativity and productivity 539 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:34,595 by taking 20-minute naps every four hours. 540 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:38,970 I read that you sleep through 25 years of your life. 541 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,583 It's pretty shocking to read that. 542 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:48,012 - Stop being so anti. - I have to breathe secondhand smoke. 543 00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:49,928 - That sucks. - I said sorry. 544 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:53,208 Sorry doesn't help me much. 545 00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:57,928 It'd be really great if you could draw me a tree and a person. 546 00:45:57,958 --> 00:46:00,333 On here. 547 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:04,470 - A tree? - That's right. 548 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:08,958 A tree here, and a person here. Any person. 549 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:18,542 A skinny tree. 550 00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:21,958 It's a birch tree. 551 00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:26,000 It's not a birch tree. 552 00:46:31,917 --> 00:46:36,220 We don't have so much time. And you still have to draw a person. 553 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:40,178 So if you could finish up, that'd be totally... 554 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,637 - ... fine. - Then I'm done. 555 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:45,470 Turned out great. 556 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:49,303 - Now a person? - Wait. Where's the bottom and the top? 557 00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:52,292 That's the bottom and the top. 558 00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,845 Well, actually... Okay. 559 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:08,042 You're only supposed to use one pencil, but it's totally fine. 560 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,137 What's he holding? 561 00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:17,095 - Nothing. That's his hand. - Or is it a woman? 562 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,345 It's a man. 563 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:22,583 Can I take a look? 564 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:26,303 This is a practice, and it gives off vibrations. 565 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:30,375 And these vibrations... 566 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,262 ... can turn negative, and that's really hard to get rid of. 567 00:47:36,292 --> 00:47:39,375 And I work here every day. 568 00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:43,428 And you're basically 569 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:47,292 something like a... 570 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:52,875 - ... palliative psychiatric patient. - Yeah. 571 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,887 What a nice surprise. Come on in. 572 00:48:09,917 --> 00:48:12,625 No way, man! 573 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,428 Yeah, take a seat. 574 00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:20,875 So, what seems to be the problem? 575 00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:23,303 Well... 576 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:26,667 Okay, anything else? 577 00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:29,928 Wanna get a coffee? 578 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:32,667 Yeah, let's go. 579 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:37,333 Okay, then we'll take five bottles of mineral water. 580 00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:40,303 Anything else? 581 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:43,220 "Ice from pistachio". What is that? 582 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:46,042 A new country in the Balkans? 583 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:52,625 Should we just go? 584 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:57,000 - But she was pretty nice, the waitress. - Yeah. 585 00:48:57,958 --> 00:49:00,750 Wait a second. 586 00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:05,292 How's this? 587 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:19,792 Would it be really stupid if I got out here? 588 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:23,500 No, not stupid at all. 589 00:49:24,542 --> 00:49:26,303 It's fine. 590 00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:30,845 Excuse me, could you let me out after that light? 591 00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:33,970 - No, I'm getting out. - No, I live right here. 592 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,470 - I'm getting out. - It's fine. 593 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:40,137 - No, I'm getting out. - Here's a twenty to cover it. 594 00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:43,345 - I'm getting out! - That's cute, but it's fine. 595 00:49:43,375 --> 00:49:45,095 I'm getting out. 596 00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:48,303 Bye. See you soon, okay? 597 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:50,792 Bye. 598 00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:58,875 Where to? 599 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:01,553 It doesn't matter. 600 00:50:01,583 --> 00:50:04,667 What's that supposed to mean? 601 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:09,208 That I'd like to sleep with you. 602 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,595 Have I picked you up before? 603 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:15,417 Not that I know of. 604 00:50:22,917 --> 00:50:25,833 - What? - Nothing. 605 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:30,803 Are there laws? I haven't checked in a while. 606 00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:34,137 No idea. It doesn't matter anyway, right? 607 00:50:34,167 --> 00:50:37,845 Yeah, sure. I don't want to seem like a square. 608 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:41,345 I'm not the kind of guy who worries about laws, but... 609 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:47,417 - What happened in the news yesterday? - A big earthquake in Chile. 8.4. 610 00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,928 And how's Asia doing? 611 00:50:49,958 --> 00:50:52,512 Asia's doing well. 612 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:55,345 Can you even say that: How's Asia? 613 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:59,012 I think Asia's doing great. The economy... 614 00:50:59,042 --> 00:51:01,053 - Are we... - ... is booming. 615 00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:04,042 Are we a jaded generation? 616 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:07,637 - It's oldies night soon. - Genes. 617 00:51:07,667 --> 00:51:10,178 Can you drown in the gene pool? 618 00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:12,345 - Brain pool? - Gene pool. 619 00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,720 - Gene pool? - Can you drown in it? 620 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:19,333 Sperm. Gene pool. Biology. Didn't you pay attention? 621 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:24,292 - Where are we going, anyway? - An industrial park. 622 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,458 So no one will hear me scream. 623 00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:54,917 Now you're just gonna go? That's nice. 624 00:51:55,375 --> 00:52:00,542 First she wants casual sex, then she leaves. 625 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:04,470 You can call me if you want to spend Christmas in jail. 626 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,095 - Then what? - I'll report you. 627 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:12,917 It'd be nice. Three meals a day, basketball on the weekends. 628 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:16,803 - Fuck, my shirt. - And you can fuck up your life, 629 00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:21,178 and then cry, "It's all because of the rape!" 630 00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:26,875 - They always blame it on rape. - I should probably get raped for real. 631 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:33,428 Yeah, maybe. 632 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,595 I can do it now, with my leftover hard-on. 633 00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:39,250 I'll do that for you. 634 00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:44,470 It'd be too intense for you. Can I drop you off somewhere? 635 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:47,125 No, it's nice here. 636 00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:58,553 Wait! Wait, my love! 637 00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:01,470 Wait for me! Don't drive away! I didn't mean it! 638 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:08,470 Glory, glory hallelujah. 639 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:15,500 Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, 640 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:26,928 nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody. 641 00:53:26,958 --> 00:53:27,928 Nobody. 642 00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:32,428 Nobody, nobody, nobody. 643 00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:33,428 Nobody. 644 00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:36,428 Nobody, nobody, nobody. 645 00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:38,428 I tried to tell the white man. 646 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:40,928 Nobody, nobody, nobody. 647 00:53:40,958 --> 00:53:43,178 But he could not understand. 648 00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:46,428 Nobody, nobody, nobody. 649 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:48,303 I tried to tell the black man. 650 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,803 Nobody, nobody, nobody. 651 00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:53,262 But he refused to take my hand. 652 00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:56,792 Nobody, nobody, nobody. 653 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:19,887 Can I smoke in here? 654 00:54:19,917 --> 00:54:22,345 Or is that not-- 655 00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:26,178 well, I mean, I can also smoke outside if it's a problem. 656 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,845 You're crazy. 657 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:28,970 Beds were invented to smoke in. 658 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,345 Have you never seen a film from the '70s? 659 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:31,553 Sure. 660 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:32,887 Which one? 661 00:54:32,917 --> 00:54:33,970 Huh? 662 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,845 Which one? 663 00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:40,387 Um, um, well, I think it was the where-- 664 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:42,303 the one where that guy-- 665 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:43,220 That guy? 666 00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:45,125 Uh-huh 667 00:54:46,292 --> 00:54:49,345 The guy and-- 668 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:50,262 Yeah? 669 00:54:50,292 --> 00:54:51,262 --a girl-- 670 00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:52,720 Ah, there's a guy and a girl. 671 00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,595 Yeah. 672 00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:57,262 Wow, that's so interesting. 673 00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:59,470 They were driving a car. 674 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,387 Mhm. 675 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:01,887 And then they-- 676 00:55:01,917 --> 00:55:03,137 Then-- 677 00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:04,720 --drove to a house. 678 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:09,012 And in that house, they lay in bed and smoke. 679 00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:10,845 You've never even seen a fucking movie from the '70s. 680 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,012 And that's the movie. 681 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:14,428 That's it? 682 00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,095 Yeah, I think I remember that movie. 683 00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:17,303 Yeah, I think that was the movie. 684 00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,220 Yeah. 685 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:19,137 Uh-huh. 686 00:55:19,167 --> 00:55:22,053 I like your eyes. 687 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:23,053 You do? 688 00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:24,553 Yes. 689 00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:26,583 I like yours. 690 00:56:05,708 --> 00:56:08,220 - Please. - No, you're not eighteen. 691 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:12,678 - I'll leave you my coat and my dog. - I don't like dogs. 692 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,678 - I don't like coats. - Can I use the bathroom? 693 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:18,303 We don't have bathrooms. I'm sorry. 694 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:21,637 Is she here? She's this tall, with brown hair. 695 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:25,500 Lots of people are that tall and have hair. 696 00:56:28,917 --> 00:56:32,833 - Can I have a shrimp? - What? 697 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,458 Can I have a shrimp from the fridge? 698 00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:39,167 Yup. 699 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,387 How did you get here? 700 00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:53,375 Officers put me in a thingy... a taxi. 701 00:56:57,542 --> 00:57:00,220 - Are you even listening? - No! 702 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,303 You know why? Because you're shit! 703 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:06,887 You're a piece of shit! Get the fuck out of here! 704 00:57:06,917 --> 00:57:09,178 I can't stand you being here! 705 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:12,678 Are you really leaving, or what? 706 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:15,720 What do you expect? You're screaming at me! 707 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:18,095 Then go! Go to fucking Hollywood! 708 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:22,512 Nobody wants you here! Just because I'm dying, doesn't... 709 00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:26,137 - You're not dying, Ophelia! - How would you know? 710 00:57:26,167 --> 00:57:29,220 Are you God? Do you think you're God? 711 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:32,387 What's wrong? You're flipping out! Go to bed! 712 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:37,292 - Are you scared of me? - Yeah, I am! What's wrong with you? 713 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:09,500 Should I call an ambulance? 714 00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:17,875 I can't help you, that's all. 715 00:58:18,167 --> 00:58:21,417 That's no reason to cry. 716 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,220 You know the feeling... 717 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:28,928 You're sitting in front of a pill box 718 00:58:28,958 --> 00:58:32,720 'cause he couldn't keep his dick in his pants, and Mama? 719 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:36,803 Shouldn't they have left us with our mothers? 720 00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:39,262 They were with us, we weren't with them. 721 00:58:39,292 --> 00:58:41,637 - The rivers. - What rivers? 722 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:45,387 They rounded them all up and shot them in the graves. 723 00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:48,637 They say the blood rose for three days. 724 00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:51,583 And now they're all dead! 725 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:01,178 Are you okay? 726 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:04,000 No way, man. Fuck. 727 00:59:07,667 --> 00:59:10,208 I have to go now. 728 00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:13,178 Where are you going? 729 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:15,625 You live here. 730 00:59:55,625 --> 01:00:00,083 MUSIC - "ME AND THE DEVIL BLUES" 731 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Early this morning, when you knocked upon my door. 732 01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:39,458 Early this morning, when you knocked upon my door 733 01:00:43,917 --> 01:00:48,053 and I said, hello, Satan. 734 01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:51,583 I believe it's time to go. 735 01:00:55,542 --> 01:01:02,542 Me and the devil walking side by side. 736 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Me and the devil walking side by side. 737 01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:29,303 I'm such shit, Mifti. 738 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:36,333 See, see, you don't see why like you'a dog me 'round. 739 01:01:41,792 --> 01:01:48,750 They don't see why people dogging me around. 740 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,875 And, action! 741 01:02:11,083 --> 01:02:14,833 Jrgen, I don't want any drugs in my flat! 742 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,637 And cut! 743 01:02:16,667 --> 01:02:20,167 - Endboard! - 27/6, take 10. 744 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,875 And cut. 745 01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,178 Why are you here? 746 01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:46,762 - There's a film crew in there. - I know. 747 01:02:46,792 --> 01:02:49,387 It's Frauke's graduation film. 748 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:53,720 A murderer kills with frozen bread and then eats the evidence. 749 01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:56,387 Not a bad approach, huh? 750 01:02:56,417 --> 01:02:59,083 What are you doing here? 751 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,958 Why are you standing there? 752 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:07,803 They say dolphins are so intelligent, but really, 753 01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:12,970 if I swam around with the disabled all day, they'd think I was smart too. 754 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,458 Are the guinea pigs selling well? 755 01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:19,500 Not really. 756 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:23,303 - What are those? - I think they're 757 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:28,012 Strawberry poison dart frogs, but I forget all the names. 758 01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:31,595 If you smoke a lot of weed, and try to learn the names, 759 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,762 it's totally psycho. Almost as psycho as him. 760 01:03:34,792 --> 01:03:37,137 He drives me totally crazy. 761 01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:42,292 I call him White Hitler, because of that black bit, you know? 762 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:45,053 - What are those? - Baby axolotls. 763 01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:49,303 - What? - Axolotls. They grow this big! 764 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:52,137 It's the best animal ever. 765 01:03:52,167 --> 01:03:55,095 It's like Disney invented them. 766 01:03:55,125 --> 01:04:00,500 They're salamanders in the mole salamander family. 767 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:04,012 - Mole salamanders? - Yeah, and what's crazy is 768 01:04:04,042 --> 01:04:09,178 they never really grow up. They spend their lives as... 769 01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,762 What's it called again? 770 01:04:11,792 --> 01:04:15,303 Did he just sneeze? He's never sneezed before. 771 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:17,928 Anyway, they spend their lives 772 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:21,387 in a gill-breathing, larval stage. 773 01:04:21,417 --> 01:04:25,220 And if you cut part of them off, it grows back, 774 01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:29,833 all Siegfried and Roy like. The best animal ever. 775 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:38,167 Do you know what Alice is up to? 776 01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:47,387 Alice... 777 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,762 I've got the feeling 778 01:04:49,792 --> 01:04:52,928 this aquarium... Don't you think it's 779 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:57,333 too small for these monster-sized goldfish? 780 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:05,042 Is this the furniture? 781 01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:11,542 I guess you forgot to check the sizes. 782 01:05:15,417 --> 01:05:18,750 Come on, Anika. Talk to me. 783 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:25,833 Say something! Anything! Tell me I'm shit or something! 784 01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:30,875 Come on, talk to me! 785 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:34,042 What am I supposed to do? 786 01:06:06,417 --> 01:06:08,928 In any case, last night 787 01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:12,928 she dragged herself out of the restaurant, very sad, 788 01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:15,387 and said... 789 01:06:15,417 --> 01:06:17,803 ... that she wanted closeness. 790 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,637 And that she felt 791 01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:22,595 like a cactus that never gets watered. 792 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,470 And what did you say? 793 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,678 I said that I felt like a cactus 794 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:29,792 that always gets insulted. 795 01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,970 - I just don't get her. - Maybe it's because 796 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,470 you tend to choose women who want things. 797 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:39,678 And then you say, "My girlfriend Dsire, 798 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:42,762 she wanted companionship, or... 799 01:06:42,792 --> 01:06:46,637 ... my girlfriend Jane wanted more humidity." 800 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:49,970 It's just some stupid pattern, Daddy. 801 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,387 - I'm flying to Tokyo in a few days. - Nice. 802 01:06:53,417 --> 01:06:56,708 - Isn't that awesome? - Sure. 803 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:59,345 - Want to go to Tokyo? - No. 804 01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:04,053 I'm not a good tourist. I get suicidal just thinking about it. 805 01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:08,803 Italy, with its two thousand years of tourism, maybe. 806 01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:13,428 But real travelling: discovering Laos and Cambodia and shit... 807 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:15,970 - Have you ever been on a plane? - No. 808 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,458 - Really? You've never left the country? - No. 809 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:23,928 Well, we went to France once. 810 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:26,678 On the coast, or whatever you call it. 811 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:30,303 Do you need money, or clothes or something? 812 01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:32,512 Do you need to use the bathroom? 813 01:07:32,542 --> 01:07:35,500 I just want to be nurtured. 814 01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:40,137 Look. 815 01:07:40,167 --> 01:07:42,470 All this will be yours, my son. 816 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:44,428 As far as the eye can see. 817 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:47,220 All those parcels of land, to the horizon 818 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:49,053 and back again. 819 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:51,875 So you like real estate? 820 01:07:52,167 --> 01:07:55,333 Where's my damn passport? 821 01:09:55,667 --> 01:09:56,470 - Hey there! - Hi! 822 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,928 Hi. 823 01:09:58,958 --> 01:09:59,928 Hey. 824 01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:00,178 Hello. 825 01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,887 Hello! 826 01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:02,887 Hi. 827 01:10:02,917 --> 01:10:04,887 Hey. 828 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,095 This is Jens. Look! He's swimming. 829 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:10,220 - He's dead. - He's not dead! 830 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,970 It's not a fish, man. It's an axolotl. 831 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,553 - It's a goldfish! - It's not a goldfish! Asshole! 832 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:18,220 Silke? 833 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:21,792 Who's Silke? Do you know a Silke? 834 01:10:28,917 --> 01:10:33,053 "Bernd and Luise congratulate you on your wedding." 835 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,595 Sweet. 836 01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:36,428 - Bang! - Is that real? 837 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:38,803 - Of course it's real. - Put it down. 838 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:40,637 - Why? - Put it down! 839 01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:43,762 - You think I'll shoot you? - Yes, I do, moron! 840 01:10:43,792 --> 01:10:45,470 - I won't! - Stop it! 841 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,637 - I won't shoot! - Put it down! 842 01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:50,220 - Bang! - Oh, fuck! 843 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:53,083 - Boom! - Oh, fuck! 844 01:10:55,667 --> 01:10:58,303 - I'm scared shitless. - Come on. 845 01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,333 It's not funny. 846 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:08,958 - I'm starting to feel better. - I'm not. 847 01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:14,417 Hey! 848 01:11:16,292 --> 01:11:19,928 - What do you think this is? - An umbrella. 849 01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:22,595 A hand blender. 850 01:11:22,625 --> 01:11:27,928 A book of Romy Schneider photos. "I'm such a victim!" 851 01:11:27,958 --> 01:11:33,292 Another coffee table book. The Last Photographs of Marilyn Monroe. 852 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:37,875 "Congratulations, you motherfuckers!" 853 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:54,625 And? 854 01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,095 What? 855 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,595 Are you doing well? 856 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:02,220 No. 857 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,125 No. 858 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,595 I can't cope. 859 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:21,125 I know the feeling. 860 01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:27,345 Um, do you want to go back in or get a drink? 861 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:28,262 Or-- 862 01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:30,053 No. 863 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:32,178 No? 864 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,428 I'll just sit here. 865 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,803 Are you sure? 866 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,470 Yes. 867 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:41,095 Fuck you. 868 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:43,042 Fuck yourself. 869 01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:52,803 Showdown in the men's room? 870 01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:57,417 Find a proper boy your own age. Like him, for example. 871 01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:09,333 Please don't go. 872 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:13,500 Please. 873 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,012 MUSIC - "ME AND THE DEVIL BLUES" 874 01:14:15,042 --> 01:14:22,042 Early this morning, when you knocked on my door. 875 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:32,500 Early this morning, when you knocked on my door, 876 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:40,303 and I said, hello, Satan. 877 01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:44,292 I believe it is time to go. 878 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:54,167 Me and the devil walking side by side. 879 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:04,625 Me and the devil walking side by side. 880 01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:14,958 And I'm gonna see my man until I get satisfied. 881 01:15:17,625 --> 01:15:24,625 See, see, you don't see why, and you dog me round. 882 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:36,708 Say don't see why people dog me around. 883 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:47,000 It must be that old evil spirit so deep down in your ground. 884 01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:08,875 You may bury my body down by the highway side. 885 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:15,833 You may bury my body. 886 01:16:42,542 --> 01:16:45,042 What's this? 887 01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:50,595 - Is this your room? - Yes. 888 01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:53,803 - How old are you? - Seven. 889 01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:55,887 - Clean up your toys. - No. 890 01:16:55,917 --> 01:17:00,458 Go on, clean up the frogs in the kitchen. Go. 891 01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:04,750 And you? Did you sleep well? 892 01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:10,595 We didn't have sex, sadly. In case you're wondering. 893 01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:14,875 - What time is it? - Noon. You slept 12 hours. 894 01:17:15,542 --> 01:17:20,333 That's my ex-wife. Just come out when you're ready, okay? 895 01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:50,470 Hello, Mifti. 896 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:51,762 Take a seat. 897 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:54,720 Mifti, this is Alice. 898 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:57,053 I think I've met before, haven't we? 899 01:17:57,083 --> 01:17:59,333 In the supermarket? 900 01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:03,750 Do you want some aspirin? 901 01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:07,553 Coffee? 902 01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:09,512 Cereal? 903 01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:11,583 Those with cheese? 904 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:16,095 Does she speak? 905 01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:19,595 I think so, yes. 906 01:18:19,625 --> 01:18:21,262 Have you heard that Joan Collins died yesterday? 907 01:18:21,292 --> 01:18:22,178 Oh, my god. 908 01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:25,220 Yes, I heard about it, and I could cry a whole week and then 909 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:29,137 another week because I didn't know that she was still alive. 910 01:18:29,167 --> 01:18:33,333 - Where's your bathroom? - Last door on the right. 911 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,250 How you doing? 912 01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:36,125 Hey. 913 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:45,417 Are you offended? 914 01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:53,928 Where's the dog? 915 01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:58,887 - Don't act like you're sad it's gone. - Aren't you allergic, anyway? 916 01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:02,595 Allergies are psychosomatic. She's only allergic 917 01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:06,970 because a dog bit her the first time she had her period. 918 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:09,262 Don't you remember? Well, I do. 919 01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:12,750 - Hi! - Is my father upstairs? 920 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,542 Ah, so this is the brother! 921 01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:21,708 - Hey, did the dog eat the salamis? - What salamis? 922 01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:28,083 - The two Christmas salamis I gave you. - A tip was hanging there yesterday. 923 01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:31,595 Those were two huge salamis. 924 01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:34,553 The dog must've finished them off. 925 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:39,928 She's the first dog ever to eat two huge salamis in one month. 926 01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:43,625 - In one week! - As superfood. 927 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:51,500 Are we gathered here for a reason, or... 928 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,917 We, uh... 929 01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:12,012 - I... - You're worried about me. 930 01:21:12,042 --> 01:21:16,178 - You skip school and drink too much. - Get off your high horse 931 01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:19,428 or you'll be sleeping at the bus stop! 932 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:23,500 - That's a bit harsh. - How would you have put it? 933 01:21:25,208 --> 01:21:27,470 Blood relatives... 934 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:30,762 Why can't we kill off this model? 935 01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:34,595 Murder and carnage is the only way out, or as in my case, 936 01:21:34,625 --> 01:21:38,250 - utterly tragic rejection. - Exactly. 937 01:21:43,167 --> 01:21:45,178 - I... - What? 938 01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:48,292 We're worried about you. 939 01:21:50,792 --> 01:21:53,542 You total losers. 940 01:22:00,167 --> 01:22:04,667 I'll just take a piece of cheese, then I'll fuck off. 941 01:22:36,042 --> 01:22:39,887 So, if I understand correctly, the film is about 942 01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:44,137 - weak bonds? - Yes, love relationships where promises 943 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:47,345 are only valid the moment they're spoken. 944 01:22:47,375 --> 01:22:51,553 In all relationships, even between countries or companies. 945 01:22:51,583 --> 01:22:53,970 - That's the terrible part. - So, 946 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:59,750 there's an old German saying: You shouldn't talk to your food. 947 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:06,583 Could you imagine eating an animal you had a close relationship with? 948 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:10,595 Maybe a fish. 949 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:15,095 Although, it depends on how close we were during its development. 950 01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:17,303 A dog? No, no, no. A rabbit? No. 951 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:19,833 I don't think I could, no. 952 01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:54,875 Stop! 953 01:28:04,042 --> 01:28:04,387 Fuck you! 954 01:28:04,417 --> 01:28:07,553 No, no, no! Not now! What? 955 01:28:07,583 --> 01:28:10,083 What? 956 01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:13,428 Fuck you! 957 01:28:13,458 --> 01:28:14,887 Fuck you! 958 01:28:14,917 --> 01:28:18,333 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! 959 01:28:19,292 --> 01:28:21,720 Fuck you! 960 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:24,178 Fuck! 961 01:28:24,208 --> 01:28:27,167 Fuck, fuck. 962 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:29,125 Fuck. 963 01:28:34,500 --> 01:28:37,750 Lone highway, my ass! 964 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:33,708 MUSIC - "IF I COULD ONLY BE SURE" 965 01:29:45,667 --> 01:29:51,167 If I could only be sure that you love me, baby. 966 01:29:53,667 --> 01:30:00,595 If I could only be sure that you love me, baby, 967 01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:03,595 I'd climb the highest mountain. 968 01:30:03,625 --> 01:30:06,625 I'd swim the deepest sea. 969 01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:16,053 I'd take on all your misery just to make you happy. 970 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:20,053 I'd turn my world upside down. 971 01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:24,053 I'd turn my smiles all into frowns. 972 01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:28,220 I'd do anything at all, yeah, if you'd 973 01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:32,137 just let me love you, baby. 974 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:35,583 If you'd just let me love you, baby. 975 01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:43,375 If I could read your mind so you love me, darling. 976 01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:51,333 If I could read your heart so you never leave me. 977 01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:58,833 There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. 978 01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:08,803 I'd give my life away and my too, yes, I would. 979 01:31:08,833 --> 01:31:12,762 I'd turn my world upside down. 980 01:31:12,792 --> 01:31:16,762 I'd turn my smiles all into frowns. 981 01:31:16,792 --> 01:31:21,262 I'd do anything at all, yeah, if you'd 982 01:31:21,292 --> 01:31:25,262 just let me love you, baby. 983 01:31:25,292 --> 01:31:28,292 If you'd just let me love you, baby. 984 01:32:01,208 --> 01:32:05,178 I'd turn my world upside down. 985 01:32:05,208 --> 01:32:09,178 I'd turn my smiles all into frowns. 986 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:13,762 I'd do anything at all, yeah, if you'd just. let me love 987 01:32:13,792 --> 01:32:15,708 you, baby. 988 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:20,678 If you'd just let me love you, baby. 989 01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:22,583 Whoo, yeah. 990 01:32:25,792 --> 01:32:27,708 Loving. 991 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:35,792 If you were to leave me, baby, I could never dream. 992 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:45,375 If you was to leave me, baby, I could never dream, no. 992 01:32:46,305 --> 01:33:46,831 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 72777

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